Chickeny Meatballs | Son of a Boy Dad #452

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Today, it is November 9th. It is 1.30 or 1-ish, 1.40-ish p.m. We are here live from HQ3. Welcome back. How we doing, fellas? Do you boys call ahead and coordinate? No, no. We are a bit coordinated. Tad. Yeah, the olive. I mean, you have a bit of olive going on. A different. I mean, I would have preferred to be dressed the way you guys are, but. It's an olive oil. Olive. There it is. One for one. One for one. One for one. Olive. Do you guys want to start over? Because I don't know. Francis is looking so damn lean. When he walked in, I was like, oh my God, Francis. It's funny you say that, because yesterday was what we could only describe as a complete and utter relapse. Yeah, me too. I feel like yesterday was bad. I had a relapse of epic proportions. Yeah, me too. What happened? You couldn't even imagine what I ate last night. Do you want to go first? Yeah, I saw this on the prep sheet. What did you have? It's all you. So I went to see the Nathan Fielder movie. Oh, yeah. Have you guys seen it? Uh-huh. You see it? Oh, fuck yeah. We can talk about it. Yeah. I mean, it blew my mind. Yeah, it was good. Blew me away. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was awesome, too. I thought it was great. Yeah. But really quick, so I bought a bunch of candy, and I bought a medium root beer. Ooh, that's fun. I mean, it must have been 48 ounces of root beer. Yeah, yeah. Medium. Um, I bought a bag of. Small was probably 48 ounces. I bought a bag of these Thrill Ride Mike and Ikes. What makes them Thrill Ride? Well, it was like carnival flavored, so there was like. Oh, like deep fried? Lightning Ferris wheel and lemonade churro, and I don't know. Mike and Ike has taken a step in the right direction. I've always been a Mike and Ike guy. Very modern flavors recently. Yeah. Blue Razz, Watermelon. Oh, yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. They had a. They had a pack of the full flavor. They had a. They had a version there at the movie theater that was ice cream truck, and then they had Thrill Ride. Thrill Ride and ice cream truck. Why the fuck were they flavored after the truck? Well, I don't know. Yeah. Exhaust pipe? I think that was Ike's idea, and Mike doesn't have any power. He's like, try the V8 flavor. Diesel. Paint thinner flavor. But they had. I saw that the ice cream truck one had chocolate flavored, and I was like, I don't know. I don't want my Mike and Ikes to taste that chocolate. No, no. That's actually disgusting. In fact, the Thrill Ride had churro, and I wasn't thrilled about that, but that was the lesser of two evils. It's like the Harry Potter jelly bean flavors. Alas, earwax. Yeah. Shit's nasty. Alas, earwax, of course. I would want a chocolate flavored gummy. Yeah, it wasn't great. But I had. I bought that box, and then I also bought big old bag of Sour Patch. Mm-hmm. $4. 48-ounce root beer, and then I snuck in some chocolate-covered pretzels, as well as some of those Bon Bon Sour Swedish Fish. Yes, they're kind of. They almost feel artisanal, the Bon Bons. Yeah, I've never heard of those. They feel. Sounds good. Feel real nice. Like two joints, three joints before that, because that is so much. Yeah, it was too much, and I'm a variety guy, and I said to myself, if I'm going to. Relapse, I'm not going to pretend to myself that I'm like, I have control over sugar. I'm not going to be like, well, maybe I could have one beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to be that guy. I'm like, I'm going to break my sugar sobriety in the most gluttonous way, and I'm going to celebrate it. And I went full bore, and I ate not all of that stuff, certainly, but like a very good amount of it. Chewing that must have sounded like walking through the mud in rain boots. You were probably just. Bro, think of how many packages I had to open. That's insane. Think of how much noise I made in the movie. Yeah. That's five different packages. That's a lot. Give me the lady with the ringing cell phone. Yeah. Or somebody. You got any salties to mix in with that? Just those chocolate-covered pretzels. Oh, and I had a medium popcorn. Okay, I was going to say, yeah, you need a. I got a medium popcorn. A little palate cleanser. Ate the whole bag of popcorn. Yeah, you need a palate cleanser. Well, that was my. I didn't have dinner. That's your protein. Which was. Yeah, the popcorn was the entree. Yeah, it's the nutrients. And then. What was the appetizer then? The soda? Because the pretzels are the dessert. Oh, yeah, yeah. Root beer appetizer. Why did you go root beer? I don't want caffeine at that hour, and I hadn't had a root beer in a long time, and I. Root beer is a bit of an exotic. It is. Dude, root beer is awesome. It is. It is. It's awesome. It's such a nag. You know what kind of nag? I'm not sure. Probably Barks, or maybe it was. Mugs? Or Birch beer's so good, too. Mugs is good. I go root beer, Birch beer, cream soda third in that hierarchy. So you just switched sodas. What do you mean? So that doesn't work like that. I think cream soda's in the same family. No. You can't be like, oh, I love Mugs, A&W, and Diet Coke. It's like, no, that's a completely different. I think. You just changed drinks. Any type of artisanal soda factory is going to be throwing one of the cream soda in with those. They are, bro. They definitely are. I mean, I love a cream soda. Don't get me wrong. Where do you put it in the hierarchy of those three that I randomly grouped? I've never been a cream soda guy. Definitely third. It's a treat. See, it's a treat. It's rare. It's something I would have maybe once a decade. Oh, that's very rare. It's just the far shittier stepbrother to root beer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm never going to sit down and just be slamming cream sodas. No. But I probably wouldn't do that with root beer either. That family of drinks. Root beers also do really well as a lollipop. Root beers, cream sodas, Dr. Peppers. Yeah, that is true. That is true. They're lollipop adjacent. Dr. Pepper's ahead of all of those. I agree. I like Dr. Pepper a lot. It just has caffeine in it. Yeah. And this was a three-hour movie that I went to at 6.30. It was going to get out at like 10. Would you ever consider going slushy? No. Or slurpy? Ridiculous. I'm not a child. I know they make the root beer slurpy now. I don't like mixing carbonated. I like carbonated and ice. It's ridiculous. I love it. I haven't had one in six or seven years easily, but my God. So nice. So good. I want- Especially the movie theater ones. If I'm having a carbonated beverage, I want the carbonation jumping out of the cup. Have you ever had the Fanta slushy? No. Oh my God. It's really good. Oh my God. I haven't had the Fanta. Actually, maybe, because I used to be a slushy fiend. It's better than the standard slurpy. I was a flavor mixer for sure. Oh, of course. I got four flavors in one. So they're more. For sure. Dang. Red, blue, Coca-Cola, and then probably the Fanta. Damn. They'd have white flavor sometimes. Blue and red was always my go-to. The blue raspberry was pretty good. Oh, my God. The blue is so good. They say it expands in your stomach, though. How? I don't know. Someone told me that once. And I'll fucking buy it. So what was the cande de resistance of all the ones you had? Well, I probably, I mean, Sour Patch Kids for me are just unbeatable. I don't know what it is. I just can't. It's the white whale. Yeah. My mouth is watering even saying the word. It's crazy. But. You're outdated. Listen to this. You got to update your candy. I ate so much of the candy, watched the whole movie, then I went home and I got in an Uber to go home because I had to go to Battery Park and sit in a fucking handicap helper seat. And. Why? It was the only seat available left. It's still selling like that? Yeah. That's crazy. On a Sunday evening. Good for Nate. Yeah, I know. Happy for Nate. Happy as hell for him. Yeah. Didn't he strike some ridiculous deal? Like he wasn't going to, like if it made no money, he was still going to get paid or some shit like that. He like incurred no risk in making the movie. Or if she, he was going to get paid for it. If she couldn't, if she didn't go along with it or they couldn't make a full movie out of it, he would still get paid. Dang it. He's a fucking shark. Don't get it twisted. He made that. I mean, he started working on that movie in 2023. Yeah. Yeah. It was one of those. It was like pretty brilliant, long vision things. Long term. Long con. Boyhood. Yeah. He filmed the whole life of Elizabeth Holmes. So I got home. I got a new Uber and it was a fucking tricked out Tesla. Hate it. The seats had lights. Yeah. Car sick immediately. Bro, this guy thought that I was riding the very rides upon which my Mike and Ikes were based. Yeah. Yeah. He was accelerating, decelerating. I think as a Tesla owner, you forget sometimes that people aren't accustomed to how quickly they accelerate or decelerate. It's the touchiest car. I don't know if it's that or if it's just sitting in the back of a Tesla in general is just hell. Horrible. Yeah, it's hell. Dude, we, cause you know, we went around the, the West side highway down the Southern tip of Manhattan and then got onto the Brooklyn bridge and there's all these really tight turns and he was like going for time. Yeah. Yeah. To the point where I like did the first reasonable thing to notify, Hey man, drive better. Rolled down my window. Oh yeah. And he's like, do you want me to turn on the AC? And I was like, no, I'd want you to hand me a bag. Yeah. Um, and by the time I got out, I was so like loopy and fucked up. I walked down to the water instead of going inside just to get some fresh air. And I noticed that someone was setting off contraband fireworks. on the other side of the river oh like basically on the base manhattan yeah all in manhattan damn um in that you know near that housing project yeah just north of the manhattan bridge just north yeah yeah really shitty ones though fireworks or housing projects both has anyone ever been like what a beautiful house yeah um and so i was watching those and i was i didn't put my coat back on because i was and i started sweating whoa i was sweating out of my arms my forehead my pants were wet my body was like pushing out the poison of the sugar yeah that's and i'd never experienced that's that uber shake or that's that tesla shake up you think it was that or do you think it was all the sugar combination yeah the tesla i mean i've gotten out of the tesla sweat and a couple times you yeah covered in sweat it feels like you're like going through like massive turbulence on an airplane like this tesla might go down yeah this tesla might crash i mean if i have a long ride like a long uber i i cancel the tesla a lot now just because it's an it's literally a guarantee that i'm gonna feel sick yeah it's the thinnest car it's so it's paper mache thin you could easily like if your tesla like went into a river you could just like reach through the wall like newspaper and fucking peel it away you really don't have to like have a tool to smash the window really tesla that's why they get mad when you close the doors hard yeah if you ever like if you can't close like you'll close a tesla door just like it's a normal door and the dudes get so because the car can crumble like the wily coyote after it got burnt it'll just like drink and fucking fall to the ground i had a tesla once an uber that i got it was i was at the stand and i was leaving and the uber pulled up and it was a tesla and he had the butterfly wind doors oh yeah and i was humiliated i was like bro you gotta put that like like pick me up on the at the end of the block i'll go through the window yeah i'm not trying to get let out of a show and then walk into my butterfly door uber like i'm fucking dane cook your car just flies away yeah that's the last thing you need or i'm sure some other comics are flaming your ass oh yeah you're cocky ass getting into the butterfly god that's just a bad look humiliated yeah who is that for i don't know i guess them i mean if i if it was my car i would like it but like teslas are like thirty thousand dollars thirty two thousand dollars not that one the one with the gold doors is much more expensive yeah so are you putting the wing doors on a regular tesla or that's like the the best package it was only on all of those i think was the y or the x um all of those had it but uh they discontinued making that whole model now tesla only makes i learned this recently they only make the three and the y oh really cyber truck's done i heard they just discontinued the cyber truck they're very recently they're not making they're not making or selling the the more expensive coupe that they had for a long time like the one with like the racing the s they're not making the s anymore and they're not making uh the x interesting maybe it's like they're making the x and not the y but they're only making two now is that just because people that are buying cars that expensive would rather get a different car like if you're gonna spend like a hundred grand on a car i think they're just they're that you know the three they that they make is like starts at like 30 something grand whereas the s starts at like i don't know making this up but like 85 90 damn i'm surprised they discontinued the cyber truck because you could shoot arrows at it yeah i guess people just weren't buying it they were like do you think it was failing the arrow attacks or like what is not enough natives not enough natives for the cyber truck imagine if christopher columbus had a cyber truck how easy that shit would be there's no plans to make back to the future for yeah driving through wind river wyoming on the res yeah just doing burnouts on the res it's another fleet of cyber trucks eating arrows we need to scalp the cyber trucks give me 1000 cyber truck scalps it's not a bad idea just go to a native reservation and just do burnouts what are you gonna do how busy yeah there's just a there's the thousands of just arrows on the ground around the car they surround you on horses and they have a firing squad of arrows you're watching netflix on the dash you're watching horizon and american story the kevin costner movie maybe that was the real reason they made it maybe elon was expecting like a big rise of the natives yeah they're like oh the these seminal reservations and the casinos yeah it's gonna be a thing everyone needs a cyber truck or else you can't leave your house they really did you ever see the video of joe rogan shooting an arrow at the cyber truck no they were like he watched shooting arrow at it and you just shoot it with a fucking arrow does it bounce off yeah the cyber truck fucking went down in flames well have you seen the the original one the baseball one it does it just goes right through the window the musk the musk couldn't have said that musk oh it was like one of their first presentations he was like uh i think it was a baseball bat or something and he was like hit the window and it just sticks the window just explodes some engineers yeah no no no yeah yeah i don't know who that's for um harry tell us about your oh i just had a bunch of chocolate and shit it wasn't as crazy at the movie but i had been really good up until then and then last night it was just a feast of all feasts totally lost control yeah i went yeah but i mean the patriots got smoked so bad it was like i needed something they were terrible yeah they're the worst team in the league i think come on they're so bad they're not worse than the eagles yeah probably they might be really bad i mean the chargers are really really bad but the i don't feel as a giants fan only winner on the show i mean you know top of the division i would have been happier if the cowboys had lost i think if the cowboys had lost i would have been like we're gonna win the division yeah but now i just they're the cowboys like they look decent you guys got it dude cd lamb is is getting 200 yards a game right now yeah i mean he's insane but arvel reese had three sacks yesterday yeah arvel reese is a freak he's a freak malachi fields oh freak anybody they put at quarterback jamis jamis came in was like oh i'm good for one set of downs yeah i'll march us down the field with the best throws i've ever made i did like that as long as you tell me jj's coming back in i'm just gonna do this once all right everybody got one in me this is taylor made for schrager this is just for schrager's listening pleasure i think drake may's got to gain some weight or something you think he's too thin i think he's too thin and i think he's just like not confident at all so if he was fatter he'd be more confident no not fat but if he was jacked yeah definitely so he's just not jacked enough oh he's not jacked at all six four two twenty five is pretty damn good dude but you just see these other quarterbacks out there like he's he looks like a little kid he looks like a boy that's his face yeah but it's his body too no no hell yes that those numbers are good but his face you need six four two twenty five is good for like a bachelor in new york you're talking about me yeah it's not good for an nfl quarterback i'm trying to lose that weight there's literally zero visible muscle like he's not like a visibly muscular guy i bet if we saw look up um drake may they got him in ll bean commercials because he looks like an everyday guy he looks like a regular joe you don't like ll bean no i do but i don't want my star quarterback hasn't worn this sweatshirt i want my star quarterback to not be able to fit into llb brought it to a homeless shelter and donated it you'd be lucky bro he just left that shit outside they uh you don't need your quarterback to be jacked though like quarterbacks historic was tom brady jacked stop no but if you're gonna be like getting wrapped up every single play like and and he's a fast guy if he was bigger he'd be a lot better you'd be like josh allen because he's already got the but he's just throwing an intercept he's already got the interception problem at will 11 picks on the year leads the league yeah it's really bad it's real i mean and it's almost like is he cursed or something because a lot of the picks you're like that really shouldn't have been a pick but it's happened so many times that you're like i guess it's his fault he's gonna get every pick it's like the ball is like tipped and then it's like everyone's playing hot potato with it until the other team ends up coming up with it like it's bad and then we start the half and we give remandre the ball and he fumbles immediately what are we doing super bowl is off the super bowl is the playoffs are off really that was a big loss that really hurts us you know i don't think the giants are a good team no they're winning these games because they're well coached it has to just be that simple it is you can't because they they're not like they're not winning decisively against bad teams yeah do you know what i mean yeah no they're beating good teams no i'm saying they're winning these games but they're kind of like garbagey games with like field goals yeah yeah it's all hard yeah yeah but they they they're winning them all whereas they never used to win these one score games yeah and so i'm thinking it's all hardball it is it definitely is and it's definitely for new england i mean mcdaniel's too complicated the offense is too complicated for these receivers i mean they're not even a part of it they're barely even in it it's too complicated for remandre it seems yeah but stefan digs guy with the football iq he's thriving boy that eagles quarterback that everyone says has the really good arm joe milton boy he was terrible he's awful it's terrible yeah he's bad well i mean he has a strong arm he's got a laser but he's got the fastest recorded pass ever he's not supposed to be starting quarterback yeah well since they started recording that sounds like the type of thing like you'd tell someone sitting next to you at a bar when your fucking career went nowhere all right the fastest recorded pass yeah it was just to whom oh no it was the net i threw it indoors but still no one's done better it was but they also haven't even been recording it that long so it was like kind of yeah yeah yeah it was last year the ur was last year or two years ago he played like one game for the patriots and he had a touchdown and it was like a laser bass is recorded pass since the raiders went to vegas yeah yeah in the in the actually it might be more recent yeah all righty folks let's talk about kraken this 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kraken and use code son of one thousand uh jamarcus russell was at the pop punk show really yeah the quarterback sick yeah how cool is that that's cool and so was kevin costner from uh horizon and american story damn yeah kevin costner was at the pop punk show at the game you dabble up i didn't i didn't see either of them oh um but you know they were there i was told there was three thousand people there jesus fucking packed oh you didn't see those guys other people saw them and told me oh that's cool that was nice why didn't you tell them to like come backstage chill because as soon as the show was over i got out oh shit because the show was over i took an uber back down to baton rouge and uh got to a hotel just a random hotel by the so i walked up the highway to find another fucking hotel no i was just walking flat up the highway and i got to what must have surely been a den of prostitution just smelled like prostitution in this hotel set the timer for fucking or set an alarm for like three hours woke up at 4 20 and i had a 440 flight or a 440 boarding for a flight back to new york it was fucking brutal why didn't you have a hotel oh my god because i was going from baton rouge or i was leaving from baton rouge i was flying out of new orleans and so they had a hotel in baton rouge but i wanted to be in new orleans so i could wake up and get right on the flight but i got up at why don't you just tell them to book you a hotel in in louisiana or in new orleans i don't know bad planning what am i a fucking genius bro bad planning it sounds like i got up at 4 20 i got onto this flight uh i was in the uber at 4 40 as the flight was boarding and i and i had a fucking good morning text from harry he was already up bro me 4 30 4 30 in the morning he was up already getting those gains he was getting his gains in he's just the early bird wanted that worm i had to get i had to get back but on my layover i stopped in atlanta and i sent you guys the video of me stopping in atlanta as i got off the flight in atlanta i slept away there someone was waiting for me with a sign oh yeah they opened up a fucking i'm so excited to talk about this they opened up a fucking door i didn't know if i was in trouble or something bad had happened they opened up a door where they take all the carry-on bags that can't fit on the flight yeah yeah took me down the steps and there's just a fucking porsche waiting for me to drive me to my next gate yeah i was so fucking sucked that's really i was geeking out i'll send you the video tyler because like i really thought i was getting attacked yeah the secret society i felt like when when the guys get into skull and bones like i thought that it was like that moment where i was i was like am i getting 360 you i mean the fact that you asked that they gave it to you the fact that you asked that was such a great showing of knowing ball oh you know what i mean because immediately he was like no we do it's for some of our diamonds now too we're starting to but like you could tell he was pleased that you would have known but that's typically a luxury reserved for yeah why are they doing it for diamonds now i don't know i think atlanta airport just has it like that that's crazy how was the porsche it was a it was brand new oh it added the the like front console wrapped around the entire car it was amazing like it was a mobius strip it went onto the ceiling uh it was so beautiful i bent the guy's ear about the entire thing i was just geeking out he said that there were 11 passengers that day that would get rides 11 diamond medallions two of them were landing at the same time and so he was gonna base who had more who he was gonna pick up when two people landed he's not gonna take them both he can't take them both i like because then then it just seems like it's a shuttle bus yeah you don't want to be on that it's personalized i'd be so pissed if i got in there's another dude in there dude if i ever get into a porsche i've never actually been inside of a porsche by the way ever in my life and if i ever do find myself inside of a porsche and there's another person in there yeah getting out yeah it's not worth it no it's not it's not it's like getting on the back of a horse and really cool is if they let you drive the porsche to the next gate just drift it i was desperate to know here towards one of the points let it go on the runway just open it up like it's the autobahn i was like how did you get this job because it has to be the best job at the airport just drives a porsche around all day he said that his background was in hospitality he used to work at disney world oh this guy was so gregarious he She was like, you have like nine minutes. You can go to the lounge for a little bit, drop me off. i flicked up with him because i felt like he was a fucking celebrity he was just this beautiful filipino man it was just it felt especially having a layover just a long day long morning it was just such a touch of class from delta doesn't know how to really brighten your day i know i've seen so many people trying to float the idea that they're going to united and the fact that delta just you know they went that extra mile yeah for a million miler united picks you up in a mazda you're like listen can you take this one i got someone over there your gates that way yeah just drive there's not much gas left drive until you're out and there's just like a bunch of abandoned mazdas other people have left behind every time a fucking truck gets hit by a plane on a runway it's united's concierge fucking leaving another abandoned mazda just pilled out united drivers losing his shit how did they get you back in like did you so did you walk up the jet bridge to your next flight like are you in the gate he took me to the delta lounge he said i could take you to the gate which is right next to the delta lounge but you have nine minutes so he took me to the delta lounge took me to the bottom of it and uh there was an elevator i went up to press the button he was like no no no key card and he put me in this back elevator took me personally hand delivered me to the delta lounge damn i mean i don't know i don't it was did you like where did you enter in the lounge like i was in the middle of it you came up i came up under the buffet i was next to the tapioca and the fucking cantaloupe it was insane that's crazy i was right in the middle like did you have to like scan in or anything or it was like no scanning you were already in i was blessed this guy just he didn't he was like he did the work for me that atlanta delta lounge is nice it wasn't his first timer oh buddy there's a hundred yeah yeah there is they're not all they're not all nice there no no they're not you got to go to the main one uh-huh i i don't i've been to a bunch of them there and they're not all great the one that's in the center area like the main main area is nice the one that the one that's like down closer to the gates is really shitty yeah this one was primo primo it was fantastic maybe it's just well i'm really happy to hear that dude i mean honestly i haven't been on a plane in a long time now i'm pretty happy about that too but it i do miss it i do miss delta yeah yeah they were talking about yeah they were asking where's francis he hasn't been on a plane in 28 days yeah it's bad it's bad yeah they're they're worried sick about you i was hunting 360 this year too i was hunting down double diamond which means i get to unlock another choice benefit and i was going to add two more global upgrade certificates but i'm not sure i'm going to get it anymore no i'm not what do you have the rest of the year trips you have the rest of the year i'm going to go to florida to see my family for thanksgiving um you know i don't know we might end up going to chicago something like that i gotta go to miami in december okay that'll get you there i don't think it's gonna get me that's not gonna get you there i'm gonna have to spend a lot on my delta reserve card because i get like one dollar one mqd per dollar spent or something like that maybe not maybe not that but for ten dollars spent something like that maybe a little more ex nihilo i've been spending a lot of money my credit cards are the most nuclear i've ever seen them what are you spending on absolutely like i feel like i'm in like uh standing under a dump truck that is unloading sand on top of me and just burying me and meanwhile i'm trying to be like hey i'll pay for i'll pay for this book you know armful yeah yeah i'll do that i'll pay this chunk now yeah that's not good i'm just like doing things now that i've you know always wanted to yeah i instead of like continuing to parse out projects and and things that i'm doing i'm like now i can all afford it and doing it all at once and i can't i'm painting my home and finally getting light you know lights for my bedside table and shit like that what lights did you get i got bedside tables because i had been using the wrong bedside tables that i'd gotten them on facebook marketplace years ago they were ridiculously too big for my current bed setup anytime i'd get into bed i would just look over and be like what the fuck and what is it too is it above your bed no they were too wide yeah yeah the bed is very minimalistic it's very sleek mine's like that too my my bed my bedside tables are massive my bedside tables you could you could fucking park a porsche on top of it you need dinner tables yeah they're dinner tables there's like a leaflet in the middle of your bedside table mine are also above my bed which i hate they go higher up than my bed yeah you can't have that so i'll like roll over and my face is like next to the bedside table before you try to like grab a water you pop your shoulder like you're like jim edmunds getting a fly ball um but i i did spend sunday going to uh some really cool like vintage and antique stores and galleries in bushwick oh have you guys ever been ever been over there i used to live there did you yeah on jefferson street dude it wasn't so bad i used to live by jefferson um there was a really good there was a really good lunch place i'm gonna find out the name i'm gonna find it out black owned i hope better be i hope to god it was black owned probably isn't really that good it was definitely not black owned but it was definitely like uh black lgbtq oh women oh black adjacent yeah yeah fantastic um it sounds nice were there any gays there the name of this place was uh lucky ladies something lunch net hold on i like the lady part for sure that's definitely gonna be making my way out there definitely gonna get it to lucky lady salty lunch ladies little lunch net it's a little wordy it's really good though but i went to the front ordered my sandwich and they're like by the way that's gonna be about 40 minutes we're a little behind is that okay whoa sandwich and i was like uh i would just go buy the ingredients at that point there goes my there goes my day yeah what what sandwich takes that long to cook literally which sandwich they had an amazing sandwich what was it it was uh chicken meatball what'd you say turkey club chicken meatball it's like a chicken meatball chicken something sandwich it was really really good you can't say chicken meatball and they'd say chicken something the meatball can't be something that that's what it was it was like a chicken chickeny meatball chicken meatball those are two completely different you can make chicken meatballs yeah yeah but you can't have it oh so it was like a chickeny meatball no it's a meatball made of chicken okay chicken meatballs what's different from what you said because you were making chicken meatballs chicken meatballs chicken meatballs chicken meatballs chicken meatballs it seemed like you had a meatball sub with chicken on it like it was chickenese like it spoke chicken no no i was picturing chicken and meatball what would be wrong with that surf and turf because then you corrected yourself and you said chicken and something so now i'm going well where did the meatball go suddenly at first there was balls of meat now there's no balls of meat i accept your misunderstanding of what i said however i don't think that what i said was all that we'll see i think well if we recline a bit i bet he can explain this sandwich perfectly and i think that's a good idea i think that's a good idea i think that's a good idea well chickeny like chicken like meatballs that makes more sense now i think i said chicken meatball we'll have to watch the tape but then i revised it to chickeny meatballs because you weren't allowing it chickeny meatballs i'm fine with chickeny meatballs gives me kind of you know leash yeah yeah yeah yeah right definitely that could be a turkey meatball that could be a standard meatball that's chickeny yeah chickeny meatballs that's the name of the episode it's not even close that we can stop that hunt um chickeny meatballs there was like arugula an amazing cheese um some kind of you know red sauce yeah like a spicy mayo type thing and then um spicy mayo you know what i'll find them i'll find the menu here so you got chicken meatballs and spicy mayo 40 minutes they catching the chicken hang on we got to get a chicken there's a whole pasture out back here bushwick i mean you could probably from catching a fresh chicken you could probably have a chicken meatball made in 40 minutes from a freshly butchered chicken there's no doubt i'm gonna get this chickeny like i'm picturing a red sauce with arugula but like when you said the mayo this is why i said chickeny it's called the chicky oh okay and it's giant smashed chicken meatball charred onion bulgarian feta arugula smoked paprika mayo on a seeded bun that sounds good buddy it was how'd you find the place i was it was recommended to me because it was right next to this vintage furniture store that i went to that did not turn out to be that good called lichen not good lichen like an l-i-c-h-e-n like the moss like like like they didn't know we're not doing this again no no i wasn't asking about the name i just said like um okay was it they didn't have what you were looking for or like bad service they didn't really have what i was looking for it was it felt more like a gift shop than a vintage store whereas the one i went to previously taj t-a-g-e studio or something was awesome yeah and they had really good taste really good service go back there you just wanted no i went i went there first oh and then i went over to the one in bush why did you go right back lichen because i had i had perused all there was to see And you didn't get anything. You didn't get anything at Taj. I got my bedside tables at Taj. And they were too big. And nothing. No. These are the new ones. So what do you do with the old ones? Because I'll take them. You can have them. Bring them in. They're 24 inches high. Perfect. Like mine are 32s. I bet you yours are quite a lot higher than that. And if you want something that's lower, you can have these. Can you handle 24s like that high? Yeah, yeah. That's probably the height of mine now. Maybe my bed is just too low. There's no way that if yours are way too big for your bed. What's your bed like? Do you have a frame? Of course. Do you have a mattress? Is it just mattress on the frame? Yes. Is it a high mattress? No. Standard. Do you have a box spring? No. Are you sleeping on like a rolled out Japanese bamboo strip or something like that? No. It's like a standard. It's a pretty ugly bed frame. It's just one of the metal ones. That's okay. I got to get a new one. I hate it. Like I'm sleeping on a prison. You can get that on Facebook Marketplace pretty easily too. I'm just going to go, yeah, Wayfair probably. Great. Yeah. Go new. Sure. Fresh out of the box. Well, if you get, okay. No. I mean, I go back and forth between like wanting to help you and just being like, I don't even know why. Everything else in my apartment's great. My room is so bad. It just looks like shit. How so? Because I got those fucking ugly ass bedside tables that are nine feet tall. It's like you could fit a grand, like a clock in one of them. Just a bureau. They're fucking massive. And then I got the ugliest bed frame. Imagine it. Like literally something that they would be in a prison cell. I know the one. Is it like meshy underneath? Yeah. I know that. It's like chains. It's like, it's just all metal. I know that one. Yeah. It's so ugly. It's the basic one. Yeah. Why'd you get that? Because I got it at my last apartment and I didn't feel like, you know, I was like, I'm like getting a, uh, before that I had a wooden one and it just, they just take so long to set up. All right. I'm going to give you a pitch here. I hate to do it because it's going to be a free ad. I got the Tuma. Oh, is that one of like the rollout ones? Uh, no. It's. Is it a frame? Are you talking about a frame? Bed frame. Yeah. A rollout bed frame. And they make something like that. It's, it's Japanese joinery. As soon as they said Japanese, I said, I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. It's just. Like basically four puzzle pieces. You click them in. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I need. There's no screws. Yeah. There's no nothing. I need that. Cause my last one was wood on like the back, like a backboard. What was the joinery? What was the origin of the joinery? It was Taiwan. Taiwan. I think is where it came from. Yeah. They don't join that well. And, uh. Look at what they're doing with China. Yeah. Yeah. Can't join. You had to screw in. I think there was two screws per bar and there was like 70 bars. Like I was screwing shit in the entire time. I did that once and I, I remember it took me like two or three hours and my hands were so torn up from all the screws and like whatever. Yeah. I was just covered in blood. Yeah. It's brutal. You got to use like an act. You got to get your own tools to build them with. That's the hell that helps the most. Well, I had some. Oh, your own tools. Not the ones. Yeah. Yeah. Cause having to use that fucking just that bolt or whatever. I don't even know what it is. Yeah. You need Japanese joinery or German joinery. Yeah. Or joints from Jamaica. Yeah. But you don't want like joinery from Jakarta or something like that. That's the last thing you need. Dude, the, uh, this bed, I'm telling you, it, it, it will not move. Yeah. You could, you could have a seven person orgy on this thing and you wouldn't hear it. That's what I need. There's no, there's no wiggle, no wobble. Cause mine's a lot of wiggle and wobble. I do a lot of fucking on my bed. You guys know me. Yeah. A lot. Yeah. Always sending videos. And there is no creaky, no squeaky. It is joined. Yeah. It's just headboard against the wall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really do need that. I'm going to look into that today. Yeah. It's a really good product. I hate to say it. It's a little expensive. I think it's like 1200 bucks. Whoa. But check Facebook marketplace. For a bed frame? It's for forever. Oh my God. It's a forever frame. What? Yeah. It's expensive. Mine was 70 bucks, I think. Yeah. I mean, you can, you can. Occasionally find them on Facebook marketplace, but I will say I looked for a long, long time on there and one would get listed and it would be sold like that. Yeah. Yeah. People know this is a good product. Yeah. I might have to get it. Just wait until Francis finds a better one in like six months. This is my forever bed. 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If they're in your apartment, they're your roaches. No, because remember I told you guys that I would only see, like, one. I've never seen more than one at a time. And I usually get it. Like, I kill it almost instantly. I went. I was leaving my apartment the other day and I opened the door and there was a little roach at the outside of the door that was trying to come into my apartment. And then I. And then there was also two dead roaches in the trash room. And now I'm realizing they're coming from the trash room, which is right next to my room, or right next to my door, into my apartment. Yeah. This is literally not your fault. No, it's not. But I'm actually going to have to talk to the building and be like, you guys. Like, I figured out my problem. Like, I got my area squared away. Let's figure out your area. Because now your roaches are bleeding into my territory. They've breached the perimeter. Yeah. And I don't want to have to put the gel bait down at my door. Like, that's great. Like, that's. You can't have company. I'm going to have people over and be like, oh, watch the. You can't have roach bait at the door. When. Step over the mouse. Wait a minute. When did you have company? Like, it's a welcome mat. When do you have company? All the time. I had company yesterday. Company? Yeah. Neighbors come over. Didn't you have a dinner party recently? Yeah, of course. I get a lot of people. A lot of people in the building like to come by. Friendsgiving you have coming up? Friendsgiving, yeah. Slammed right now. Slammed during Friendsgiving. Because I got a couple different ones. He's making chickeny meatballs. Yeah. I was driving around Bushwick and then, like, you know, - Way the fuck North Greenpoint almost parts of new york i'd never been to and i remember thinking i might be near harry maybe i'll pay a visit and then i remembered he won't allow that no because he doesn't let anyone come over and now you're trying to tell me you have company i have company all the time but who comes locals local astoria locals what are you running for office yes the greeks and the egyptians yeah your best bet your best bet of getting in is like finding the guest list for one of his friends givings and being a plus one yeah plus one i'll never because i am a good host like i'll never turn around i'll never turn down a plus one you know what i mean oh francis okay this makes things complicated um i'll switch around the seating charts i go in and it turns out the place is spotless no pile no roaches absolutely beautiful yeah i mean if you went into my tables are the same level as the bed and i'm and he's like oh i didn't know you're coming it's like salt burn when the guy finds he didn't have a terrible upbringing none of it's true the the living closet full of brunello the living room is very nice spotless one might say spotless constantly hitting it with the vacuum plants the of course one plant um it's a beautiful plant though i do have a very abusive relationship with my plant so do i do like uh like to the point like if it was like a human equivalent it would be like if i had like a human like chain to my radiator and i was just like letting it die letting it come within like seconds of death and then bringing it back to life have a little water yeah you're not done you're not getting off that easy here take a sip of water this will keep you alive for the next two weeks my entire family was killed in a rainforest i will have my revenge i mean this thing has gone full dead like three times and then i brought it back what kind of plant is it i have no clue is it a tree or like uh it's like a bush more bush more bush than tree like the bush is it supposed to be a tree is it gonna grow into a tree or i would hope not i don't have room for a tree that's why you're stunting his growth i've got room for a bush but tree would be tough i've killed every plant that has ever come into my home they've all died including including the ones that are advertised as you can't kill it no no you can't ones that have the little uh reservoir of water underneath that you never water those all died yeah they all died i mean you put them in the wrong spot for like a day and they die yeah you spray them with you know round up stray marley yeah well i was hit in mind with round up because i was trying to get it to like adjust to evolve and to be like immune to round up yeah and then i was gonna start my own whole yeah cyst whole ecosystem genus yeah yeah just have a suffer a little bit yeah i'm reading this this book about uh teddy roosevelt and they said that he uh when he was a kid he had like bad asthma and his parents would give him cigarettes oh shit clear it up yeah they would have him like muscle down they gave him black coffee and cigarettes because he had asthma damn that's basically what you're doing to your plant though yeah black coffee coffee and cigarettes to a little boy yeah oh that's insane and then he didn't he smoke a pipe i think so but his body was so frail and his oh that's uh franklin franklin not teddy but well teddy's body was so frail when he was a little boy oh i see that's why he resolved to get jacked as fuck because he was like my body is betraying me i got so much asthma needs to do yeah drake may needs to be on the teddy roosevelt we honestly should get drake may on just black coffee and cigs toughen him up a little bit it would help so much yeah because i'm worried that he's just going home and having like strawberry shortcake like he's got to get some fucking hair on his balls he's having a financier yeah like sugar cookies yeah he's coming home and and michael's got like smiley face cookies yeah she's giving him a gingerbread house for dinner eat a door yeah that's fucking brutal yeah he's got to toughen up um guys i went to dinner on friday at a restaurant in williamsburg called francy which was really really good um but something happened there that was the most insane thing i've ever seen do tell do tell so i arrived about five minutes before my reservation and you went to the restaurant and you were like oh my god there's a little entryway kind of that people there's like an l-shaped bench basically that people who are waiting for a table can sit on but it's only like a six eight foot by eight foot entryway it's not large then you walk straight into the restaurant and there's no door um so it's open entryway to restaurant the restaurant oh that would i would call that the vestibule but there's no sectioned off vestibule no front hall once you walk into the entryway you're in the restaurant but that is a separate part so you sit down at the benches i thought you meant the restaurant had no door i was like what the fuck it's a barn there's this barn in bushway it's a hangar um and so you're sitting so you get in and you sit did you sit down i didn't sit down no they i went straight to the the podium or whatever and just told them my name um and then they were like yeah yeah your place isn't like the like the restaurant i wish i wasn't laughing at that oh man all right yeah fair fair enough um so they they told me to just hang by the bar now i'm hanging by the bar and i'm waiting and a minute or two goes by and all of a sudden i see someone walking well i don't really i guess i see someone an old man is being held up by a bar and i'm like oh my god i'm hanging by the bar and i'm out of the restaurant and he's wearing a nice tweed coat like a blazer button down nice slacks nice dress shoes he's well dressed he's put together yeah but he is he's got someone under each arm a woman under each arm like helping him yeah helping him and as he's getting closer he collapses oh acl um we know like like like fully fully like his legs give out and he kind of crumples to the ground and the women they like help him all the way down but he goes all the way to the ground and he's on his hands and knees now on the threshold of the of the entryway and the restaurant right yeah 100 percent of the people that are around it's the whole bar seating yeah the entire uh you know maitre d staff the the bar staff everyone yeah yeah we all thought heart attack i mean there was deep concern yeah of course um i started wondering am i qualified medically to deal with this no one else is gonna step up no this is my moment yeah i don't mind doing mouth to mouth to an old man for the credit yeah um and we all thought it was a heart attack and i think someone even yelled like call 9-1-1 like blah blah yeah i saw the the staff of the restaurant start rushing to the bar and i was like oh my god i'm rushing around all of a sudden like people were like walking peering and like going over to like check in all of a sudden the the maitre d guy manager runs behind the bar empties a rag bucket and brings it back because this dude was just so fucking drunk oh wow that he threw up all over the man no that's bad this is an old like a guy who's like 84 83 and he's well dressed this is a nice restaurant one michelin star like damn so he's probably just a drunk well i i don't think he would be because he's throwing up yeah true this is a guy who's like i'll try drinking for the first time in my life fucking i'm 84 i just got diagnosed with terminal illness i've never had a drink tonight's the night i mean bring on what's what's the normal amount i'll have seven martinis maybe he's like one of those kind of guys who's like when i'm 84 fuck it if i'm still alive i'll try heroin yeah yeah dude could be this dude out he was three feet from being outside yeah but now he's on his hands and knees and i watch he throws up right and then he stays on his hands and knees and he crawls over to the bench which was like a padded leather bench puts his forehead on the bench and his hands and are at his side and just rests his forehead on the bench while he's on his knees and like on his knees oh my god like like just fully like let's like a snail on this like a snail he's like this is what he did i swear to god he was like this that's so bad in a crowded vestibule he stayed like that for a while and by the way if people ever fucking think i'm lying about this shit which pisses me off i'm not lying about this stuff i got this pcm um oh someone from the restaurant sorry about that drunk yeah he's the owner that was my boy billy goes did you almost get puked on at francy and i go did you see that and he goes ha ha ha yeah i was eating at the bar i thought he was having a heart attack or something at first and i wrote so did i and i he goes i've never seen a man that age cat cow then puke three free three feet from the door to amateur yeah that's insane make your way to the toilet or get outside dude it was unbelievable it is really weird like i i do wonder like what like how are you that old and you don't have the awareness to be like this is i've had a lot to drink i'm gonna throw up what night of the week was it friday night friday like i'm wondering like i'm i'm either wondering like if you were right and it was like he decided to drink for his first time ever right then or b he's just a drunk and was like probably been drinking since fucking 8 a.m it has to have been a full day because there's no way that francine would over serve him yeah yeah you know like maybe they didn't know maybe they maybe they brought bottles of wine to the table and like from that point you can't really monitor how much he's drinking true then it's on them you know what i mean if they over served him in their restaurant but my guess is he came in that's like over served to the point of like he's refusing and they're like no we're still serving you want to remember you want to be a brother here you'll fucking finish that yeah it's pretty hard to get that level at a restaurant like unintentionally it was so it was so at odds and so funny to me once we realized he wasn't having a heart attack yeah and the way he like he he looked bro the hangover dead yeah but like in the way that like a high school girl who's like got her head on the toilet and it's just like i can't move yeah hold my hair yeah you know that's what it was he was just so crazy absolutely incapable with no dignity no regard for how he looked or what he was doing i've thrown up many times from drinking oh yeah make a goddamn point to go and do it in the woods yeah somewhere even if i'm in a head against the fucking thing dude i i will do it restaurant i will not be any it's like an old dog that goes off to die you know i don't want i don't want anyone to see me or hear me i mean imagine seeing like your your dad or your grandfather like that yeah grandfather's buckled yeah grandpa's out heads on the bench how did he get up like how did it resolve i went to we i got my table and went to the table and by that point no one was concerned and i was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die because everyone had realized he was just drunk honestly i would whisper to him like tell everyone it's a heart attack pretend it's a heart attack trust me billy said way worse billy said that the paramedics did come uh but he did not go home with them like you know that they had called them or whatever and that ultimately he didn't uh he didn't get in with them shameful so crazy poor bastard throwing up at a restaurant like i'm trying to think of like the worst place like i've i puked a couple times like i've i've puked a bunch but i've never puked like in public like that like i've puked at like the bathroom in the bathroom at a bar yeah same but i've always had the strength to right get to the bathroom same like that's the worst place really like i don't know where a worst place you could throw up is like throwing up on a plane when there's no you're not in a bag like you're not throwing up in the bag or whatever just out in the open because then it smells for for everybody that's yeah i would yeah that would you gotta open the window like the tesla uber yeah yeah that would probably ruin my life if i threw up on a plane into nothing like just like on my lap yeah like a cat everyone's just like you honestly have to start licking it up if you throw up on your lap yeah you have to go full cat i would i think i would sit the rest of the flight naked before i sat there just smelling like vomit just wad up your shirt and shove it down the toilet yeah that's fucking foul so which one had better food francine or uh the lesbian uh sandwich shop uh francy was really good francy was really really good i was i really enjoyed the food there and they had um duck is their like signature dish and they had this big duck that was like a duck huge and it was for two or maybe even more so i ordered that and then very ordered very lightly in front of it very nice good where did you get any alcoholic beverages or were you put off after that no i had a cocktail and then i split a bottle of wine with my friend you should have thrown up too in solidarity relieving yeah don't let a bro puke on his own you guys are sticking your fingers down each other's throats yeah it was the food it was the food stay away from the dog it is a terrible feeling like i'd rather be drunk and throw up than be sick and throw up oh yeah when you're sick and throwing up throwing up when you're drunk it's like you don't pay attention to that yeah i was surprised you didn't start drinking more pop up like willie wonka and march out of there yeah he got the evil out of his system so i'll get a nightcap go home what was the point of me throwing up i'm going to skinny dennis i just made room he just goes gets up and tries to order at that yeah yeah another martini you guys said too much i got rid of that too little now i just caused that whole scene for nothing you guys were supposed to leave without paying the bill oh man that's classic i i went to dot toscana this weekend oh yeah i've heard that's great i've never been there location it's all right and then crane club it was all right wow nice that's cool i don't know not me just mostly just cooking at home these days personally yeah yeah up and at them from what you were saying to me you're cooking beautiful resort style breakfast oh my god unbelievable you're sending him photos of what you're cooking no can you send those to the group please definitely not why not making a brioche french toast sawing into like a challah it looked like yeah yeah that'd be something i would be interested in and i won't judge now are you worried i'll judge you he was cranking his own sausage into a casing that he had found i've never seen anything i made my own casings it's a very complicated process i use a graft for my screen only have a few left too long turn them into sausage casings it's the only way we had uh we had bush start up again this weekend and it was a long weekend those streams are long we're trying to come up with a little bit of a a better process for them because we've realized that watching like three matches over the course of 12 hours isn't very efficient efficient so what's the option just do like the last one or i don't know maybe like go off take breaks in between yeah go on go off something like that but then obviously it's hard to keep the viewers if you do that if you go on go off but at the same time like the product is would be greatly better if it was like we got to go and get lunch or something in between matches rather than just sitting there right catch a nap catch a beat yeah we did beat a pro team though which is pretty cool we knocked a pro team out of the tournament i really thought you said beat a protein he was beating a pro team up like an egg i would beat some protein this weekend we've been in the jungle all week i beat i beat my protein a few times this weekend having a hard time staying out of the jungle honestly you're addicted yeah what have you been hitting what have i been not been hitting you were sending me pictures of you with the kettlebell i didn't send you a single photo all weekend and i definitely wasn't using kettlebells you told me that you started with the 4 30 a.m and i was like huh and then you were like send me a picture of you that breakfast sandwich i was like you just had a kettlebell on either shoulder you're balancing them no kettlebells for me just sending so many pictures to rome i go i go all dumbbell all dumbbell yeah that's what you're saying but the gym man the gym i go to it's like people are really pushing their limits you know it's a lot like you would like it it's a lot of people like trying to like you know make the best version of themselves and it's weird because there's like people work out for a really long time like i'm talking like an hour 30 plus like yesterday i went to the gym i was the first i was the last one in and the first one out which is not a good fee that doesn't feel good you know what what are you saying are you saying that you spent like 12 hours at the gym no i'm saying i go to the gym for a normal amount of time and everyone else that goes to the gym goes for an insane amount of time oh you i see i was you had a half day i went in no one else came in since i had entered and then i left oh and no one had completed my workout and no one had left but it was like i hit the limit like i was like i'm done i'm done working out also that you go to a very very small boutique like elite exclusive gym well i wouldn't say elite but well it was only how many people in there at a time i don't know how many people were in there when you were working out yesterday yesterday was a lot because there's everyone's got a personal how many i don't know i didn't i didn't count ballpark you saw enough to know that there there's probably like 10 people in there 10 people if there's 10 people in a gym that's an elite gym well it's just really small there were like 80 people in there and i was like oh my god i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done five people at my gym yesterday your gym's probably 85 times the size of mine that's just a big old lifetime did you go to the barry's boot camp adjacent class that they have i don't do the classes and i should that's how you get good value nah fuck that and the swimming lessons you have to make it back in swimming lessons what do you mean oh yeah the more swimming lessons you take that's how it's like when you go to a hotel and you use the entire tube of shampoo you're like i need to make this back it's the best way to get value pour the conditioner down the drain yeah if you if you take a bunch of swimming lessons you're financially stealing from lifetime i mean the classes are just i i could never do that i could never go to the gym and just be me and one other dude it's like there's a lot more than one other person in the gym in the world for the classes yeah but classes at lifetime are packed yeah sheep you don't know how to lift weights by yourself and someone else telling you what to do anybody that has a trainer all these nfl players sheep sheep for me i go until it hurts and then i stop i don't count my reps yeah don't count reps i'm like muhammad ali i go until it hurts that's what ali did oh yeah he said i don't count my sit-ups i go until they start hurting and then i start counting that's sick you're basically ali dude the mike tyson documentary on netflix i i thought oh did you watch the dane cook one not yet i heard about it i want to talk about it i thought i don't have room in my life for another mike tyson fucking documentary you were wrong i read his book and i was like i don't have room in my life for another mike tyson fucking documentary i read his book and i was like i don't have room in my life for another mike tyson fucking documentary his fucking autobiography which was fine it's like the writing lisp he wrote he wrote it it certainly seemed like he wrote a lot of it himself which he shouldn't have yeah no um but i read that and then i uh i watched there was i think there was one on like a 30 for 30 on him hbo might have done one on him they probably all have one and now there's a new one on netflix and i was like i don't i've seen all i can't i need i've seen this story so many times they did a good job there's a lot more in this yeah there's stuff that you don't know about like his fight against buster douglas where he lost famously 42 to 1 odds buster douglas knocked him out yeah they went he was partying with bobby brown the night before till like six in the morning dan whitney whitney houston's cocaine husband abusive cocaine husband and bobby brown testifies to this in the documentary and is like yeah he and i were out doing drugs and fucking women until seven in the morning he didn't sleep and then he went and fought buster douglas and like couldn't move yeah that's not good imagine the rounds he must have given those women if they got his best i know what if they got his very best what if they got his very best and buster douglas didn't i mean he had been training for that he let it all out on a woman yeah on a vegas hooker on the strip yeah that must have been amazing for her it's good it's worth watching dane cook oh i haven't even finished it i started it last night though it's it it was good from what i saw but they they we just want i just want to hear about the brother you know he takes it back to like birth yeah oh it's his life starting out with like family videos and shit and you're like i don't know i didn't need to see all this i get it he was your brother yeah i understand it's a betrayal yeah he's your brother yeah guys this is a betrayal yeah i understand it's a betrayal yeah i understand it's a betrayal yeah i understand between different sites they have everything there they have work where they have casual weekend stuff they have athletic stuff they have everything that you would want it all is harmonious in its look the fits are fantastic and they also have special black friday cyber cyber monday offers that are coming up check fabletics.com for the latest limited time holiday offers shop now at fabletics.com boy dad to get 70 to 80 off of everything when you sign up as a new vip you take a quick style quiz it's very easy and you can make sure to select boy dad when prompted to unlock this offer the best styles also sell out fast so don't wait it's fabletics.com boy dad for 70 to 80 off of everything as a new vip what'd you think of the nathan fielder movie i mean i was i was blown away by it i i walked out and wanted to talk to people about it i was talking to the usher about it i was talking to the i stopped to talk to the tickets and i was like dude i haven't i don't even watch movies yeah i hate movies can you go i have people online i like tv only yeah movies are dead i watch scrubs i was like you don't like movies why do you work here it's like heroin money yeah it's like people leave a lot of things i find a lot of things it's making that money elsewhere yeah get it back in blood um i don't want to spoil the movie for people that have are planning to see it um i don't want to spoil the movie for people that have um i guess i'll say like skip a minute and i'll just make one point which is that i thought he did a remarkable job of d uh discrediting every person in the movie subsequently like you go from being like she's not a reliable witness yeah to her husband's not a reliable witness and you think like amanda seyfried's reliable and that nathan's maybe reliable and then he like presents how amanda seyfried gets like political with the husband and now she hates that guy but it's you've seen the fight that they had and you're like well is that unbiased or now is she fully biased against him because of the fact that they had a discard you know a disagreement about that and then at the very end he discredits himself by when she's like did you withhold stuff in that conversation because you have like basically fallen under her spell and you don't want and you don't want her to look bad and then he shows the scene of them swimming together and he's like did i and all of a sudden every single person in this documentary you're like i don't know what to believe i don't know who to trust including nathan fielder which i thought was remarkably like i don't know fourth fifth sixth wall breaking yeah yeah steven chay didn't like it though really yeah chay's movie takes are so bad they're way worse like i made i made that joke about clemmer like clemmer's movie takes are so bad they're way worse like i made i made that joke about really yeah both of them just see every movie yeah chay will be like just saw daddy's home nine unbelievable they're going for best picture this year and you're like why did you see that movie yeah it is funny get that they both kind of review everything yeah i don't miss a review oh but i thought it was uh fantastically well done brilliant it was very interesting it was a movie that made me feel really stupid as like a creative person oh yeah where i like watched what nathan fielder did there and i was like that is so far beyond anything that i could ever create in my wildest most successful dream of my career yeah that there are truly like leaps and bounds between where i will ever be and where he is right now yeah i mean it's just crazy to even have the idea to be like they hurt like you heard that they wanted to film a movie like that yeah i mean it's just crazy to even have the idea to film a documentary and then him being like who's never filmed a documentary to be like i'm gonna i want to film it it's pretty crazy i mean but he's like his the stuff he does is real life cinema verite yeah stuff i suppose yeah nathan for you nathan for you and then the rehearsal but does anyone know how much like how scripted those shows really are um i don't know i don't know like i would assume there's a good amount of stuff in there that that's scripted well they're cinema verite that's true did you uh did you watch uh or what did you think of it you liked it oh yeah i thought it was great you loved it yeah i thought it was hilarious i thought that the husband was hilarious and how about his penis very nice i mean a little unnecessary strange to be included in the film yeah i wondered about that my wife was getting um uh like like food or looking for the cell phone or something during the penis scene and so i had to like when she i had to whisper describe it in detail in as much detail as possible oh yeah so they just showed his penis in a pan up shot and it looked very girthy it's dark it was dark it was darker than i was expecting yeah he had a black penis which was surprising what what is this what's happening barstool sports son of a boy dad this is a big moment what is this handle with care fragile fragile thank you on the couch but didn't wait harry didn't you say that you could open this without scissors or some shit like that is that for me huh because now that i think about it i think i had something shipped to the office we don't know and it's not for you it's not for you i think it's for us it's for all of us that could be me that could be my new columbia jacket no way yeah feel it says fragile on it it is fragile it's like heated or some shit you got a heated jacket they messaged me for what asking if i wanted it i said sure why would you get a heated jacket you don't even go outside i'll be warm very safe of you you Big moment, boys. Wow, this is exciting as hell. This is an out-of-body experience. What could this be? Is that Japanese joinery? Mugs or something? Look at the joinery. First off, let's take a second for the joinery. Yeah, that is very nice. Beautifully joined. And is that just two pieces? Francis is having a hard time with it. Don't tell me they're candies. I think they're mugs. They might be fragrant candles. Oh, shit. Oh, yo. Holy shit, bro. Yo. Cozy cashmere for Harry. Wow. Are you kidding me, dude? That's got Harry's name written all over it, dude. Stand up. Don't forget the fire. This is flannel. This is a soy wax. Is this a candle? Yeah. That's Marley, bro. That's a candle. Hell yeah. I'd never known what cashmere smelled like as a candle. And now I know. Nice. You do. That came and hit me real quick. I'm getting it. Hold it, bro. Nah, it's all you. No, no. Come on, bro. You just, you wanted to light it. Take a sip. I don't want a lit. I'm not holding the lit candle. Why? Are you clumsy? Yes. This is really cheeky. You ready for the name of this one? What is it? What is it? Boots with the fur. And the fur is spelled F-I-R. All right. All right, bud. Light that one. Yeah, light them all. Light them all. Light them all. Light them up. Light them up. I love a fur. Let me get that cashmere. Now that it's deflamed. Oh, man. I love. I'm so psyched for this holiday season. Fur is. Boy, that is very holiday. That's very holiday. Wow. Wow. Here's cashmere. Olivia Rodrigo has a new Christmas song. It's so good. Does she? I implore you brothers to listen to it. What's it called? That garbage. Vampire Christmas. Vampire Christmas. Vampire Christmas. Vampire Christmas. Vampire Christmas or some shit like that. Wait, you said it's garbage? Yeah. What do you have against Rodrigo? That's a Claude song. You think she's using AI to write her shit? This is Mary Berry. I mean, this is. Okay. Holly Berry. Whoa. Holly Berry. Holly Berry plus cinnamon plus tonka bean. Tonka bean. Mm-hmm. Tonka. Sounds like a flavor that was in your Mike and Ikes, bro. Yeah, I know, right? Tonka bean. This is amazing. Who's this from? Grab that note, Roan. Read that note. Holly Berry. Holly Berry. Riley Lane Co. These look serious. Wow. Not even personalized. Unbelievable. So they just really bless us. Unbelievable. Riley Lane. All roads lead home. RileyLane.com. RileyLaneCo.com. Shout out Riley. Wow. We don't even know who this is from. Hey, I mean, look. There's nothing personalized. I think someone just. Treated us? Oh. There we go. Here we go. There we go. Riley Lane. I've enjoyed the candle discussions the last couple pots. Looks like male handwriting. This looks like a male handwriting. My wife started a candle company in Norwell, Massachusetts, next door to Duxbury. Oh, yeah. She hasn't made a candle in two years, but I have plenty of time to listen to Son of a Boy Dad. Sass needs to support local. Yankee candle is toxic. Enjoy these soy wax clean fragrance. Bro, soy wax clean fragrance. They smell fantastic. Yeah. Unbelievable. This is all roads lead home. I like this one. Oh, wow. What's it like? I mean, give that a little. Give that a whack. Oh, that's so nice. Let me get those jars. This is jarring. Wow. Pretty awesome, guys. Pretty awesome. Wow. Thank you so much. No toxic shit. Now, are you willing to accept that you've been breathing in toxic candles and the reason that you've been sick for so many years is not Munchausen by proxy. It's candles. It's the wax. It's the fact that you've been breathing in the Yankee. It could be. It really could be. We'll see, though, with these Raleigh Lanes. Raleigh Lane Coast. I'm definitely taking one of them. No, bro. Which one? Which one do you want? I don't know. I'm leaning towards Mary Berry. You can have the cashmere, bro. I think you should take cashmere. And I was going to say also maybe the all roads lead home since it's a Deluxbury adjacent home kind of thing for you. I'll definitely take all roads lead home. It smells phenomenal. That one does smell really good. That's that hint of birch in there. That might have been my favorite. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe a little hint of that warm suede as well. Spark it. I want to smell that birch. Get that one going there. Come on. Give that a little wax. Smell that wax. Come on, bro. I don't want you hurting the wick if I'm bringing this one home, though. You know? We'll cut the wick. We have the scissors. You're going to want it clean when I light it. We have the scissors right there. So why don't you just take a whiff. Okay. And we'll leave it at that. Let me smell it. Hand me the lighter. Guys, I've had two jokes in the last two weeks that. Oh, man. Were two of the best jokes I've ever told. What were they? Okay. I was coming back from a dinner upstate in an Uber, and the Uber driver was talking to us, and he was like, check out the moon. It's a harvest moon. And he was like, I'm pretty sure, you know, it's waxing on. And then my friend was like, no, I think that's like a waning moon. I think it's on the way. I think it's on the way out or whatever. And then his girlfriend was like, I can never remember like wax on, wax off. And I was like, well, I'm going to wax off later. And the Uber driver almost had to pull over because he was laughing so hard. He was losing it? It was unbelievable. How good did that feel? It felt really good. It was perfect timing, perfect place. Great joke. Probably because he waxed off too. Yeah. That's got to be it. The next one was this. This past weekend, I went to Amsterdam Billiards, Harry. Oh, really? And was playing pool. And we had a waitress who was servicing like us by our table or whatever, and had a couple beers and stuff. And then when table time ran out, I was like, hey, can I close out? And she's like, yeah, sure. And she took my credit card. But she was holding the tablet in her hands. Oh, yeah. And she like rung me up. And then the tip thing came up. And I had only been there for an hour. So the total bill was like $27. Yeah. You know, 20% of which is like four bucks. Yeah. So I did custom tip, 10 bucks or something like that. And then I said, I looked at her and I go, I go, I would have given you a lot. Less if you hadn't been here. She had not liked us at all. Like just was a little bit, you know, ornery is probably the end of her shift or whatever. And we weren't ordering that much stuff. And it was kind of annoying or I think. But that made her laugh really hard. Yeah, it's a good like it was. It was just a. Yeah, I like that. Autistically honest thing. No, I love it. I love it. And it landed hard. I had that at a bar once at a co-ed in a co-ed bathroom. And the line was like around. It was like one of those one of those bathrooms where the sinks are on one side and the toilets and like the stalls are on the other side. And I went back around to the sinks and I was I said, I said, I definitely wasn't going to wash my hands. But there was like a hundred people waiting and whole place. When you said it to the line. Yeah, they were they were throwing me up in the air. That's very good. Yeah, it was good. And you had the boat. You had the whole crowd. Exactly. I think my exact words were a lot of pressure to wash your hands. Oh, really nice economy of words. Yeah. And then did they're like, did the line split by gender where like all of a sudden it was girls on the left who wanted to go into a stall and bang you? Yes. Yes. And then on the right, it was like guys who were like, I want to just get your beer. Yeah. Right. Right. Can I get that follow back? A lot of shit like that. You probably didn't buy a drink for the rest of the night. No, no, no, no. Drinking for free. That's so sick. This guy's a Marine. They had me make some cocktails behind the bar. Holy shit. That guy from the bathroom is making cocktails. That's hilarious. What can he do? Have you had the thing where people will hand you the tablet to tip on and they'll like. Oh, yeah. Look away. Well, my favorite thing is they go and then it's just going to ask you some questions. It's not a question. Was it a quiz on like what happened during the meal? I mean, ask me some questions. They do hit you with that every time. When they look away, it's like, well, like I'm not going to. I don't know. Do you tip less when they look away? No. They're turning it around and they're looking at it immediately. You can't sneak. Yeah. They're acting like it's like this unmentionable, like they're looking at your penis. Yeah. Like, isn't there a penis feel to it? Yeah. It's a bit penal. All right. Cool. Thank you guys for listening. We will be back on Thursday. Hope you guys enjoyed today's episode. Thank you. Goodbye. Thank you.