Cheeky Pints | Son of a Boy Dad #405

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Sucking on Guinness, just drinking the best Guinness he can find in a plastic cup. I would try to make fun of him, but I know that he would take it to heart. I'll be like, yeah, Francis is a bad guy. He's running around the world, but I know that he that would actually hurt his feelings. Definitely. Even though I would have been joking in this hypothetical scenario, and this adventure that I chose in my head, those Guinnesses looked really good. But at what point at what point are like is again is again is I actually don't know because I've only ever had a Guinness in America and I've heard that in Ireland people say that like the Guinness in Ireland, like it's not even comparable, yeah, but like it's a completely like different drink. I don't know. I don't know. That's what everyone said. I've been to Ireland and had a Guinness and it was really good, but I also like don't think it was like at the places calm told me to go to. He said, calm doesn't know Irish beer. I think he does. That's what I was going to say. You got to ask, calm. I'm not saying they were bad Guinnesses, I'm just think maybe my pilot, maybe it's like how I couldn't tell the difference between 150 and a $500 glass of wine or whatever. Maybe I just want to meet you. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Maybe I don't have to ever find enough palate to be like this is a good idea. Well, I mean, calm one time he broke down the full like science of the Guinness. But the keg has to be close to the tap and you have to keep the lines clean. I can't get too full. That's not that. I mean, he didn't work in the pipes. That's what I have. The Irish people are just little elves. They're fucking dead. Yeah, yeah. They're just going up and down. Mop up Guinness. It's just people being absolute drunk being like, no, this is the best beer. I don't know. I don't think they get hammered like that. Huh? I think they go and they have like three Guinness every night and they call it a night. I don't know. I think that there are so much people that are getting fucking plus. I don't think. I feel like that that's like an American thing and then the Irish come here and they can drink so much already that they're well, how can they drink so much because they drink because they drink they drink regularly, but they don't drink. They drink every day and they drink a ton. I don't think I don't think so. They I mean, I don't think anywhere in the country there are people or in the world there are people that drink more than Americans. I think that there's Irish people, there's groups of Irish people that I know that are the drunkest. And I'm talking about Irish Americans and I know Tyler knows so I'm talking about the Irish Americans. That's because they come to America. No, they were born with it in their blood. I think that's a Irish fucks. I think that's a common misconception. Don't don't start saying that Irish are good. I just don't think they're drinking like I don't drunk Catholics. It doesn't mean they're bad people. They're just fucking drunk Catholic. Tyler, can you look up countries with the worst alcoholism rates? It's definitely Wisconsin is one of the Wisconsin country. I bet Wisconsin smokes any of these countries. But Wisconsin you're right. Like the GDP of California is bigger than like all but eight countries. I think it's like the Drunks and Wisconsin are generational. There yeah, there's no way that the Drunks in Ireland are worse than the Drunks and Wisconsin. In Wisconsin, you can literally drink when you're sitting. But that's like football players from Florida. They have different drinking. But they're born for it though. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. They're literally the cheese and beer. They're super athletes out there as far as drinking as far as putting them down. There has to be countries where they're getting absolutely shift faced. You don't think like the English pub scene or the French winos or like France, not even close. You don't think that there's a country in Africa? No, I think they're doing fucking opium. Chopped. Yeah. Just tax of the list. Holy shit. We got to do a lot of countdown. Mongolia. Oh my god. 2021. See that this could be this could be pandemic numbers kind of inflating every US isn't even on the list. They're not even in it. Mongolia. Belarus. Russia. Russia makes sense. Russia does make sense. We definitely forgot about Russia. Ireland is not. Oh, Ireland's the last one. Greenland. So a lot of these are cold. But then pulling out Salvador saying it's never like, let's be honest, like these are fake numbers. You're just late typical call in the United States, because obviously agree with you. How would the United States not be on the list? Because it's per capita. It's alcoholism rate per mail. I mean, this is El Salvador's got it. I think the US is just there were just fudge in the numbers because half the people that are drinking like that are all under 21 anyway in America. Some drunk scientists did this survey. Yeah. US scientists. Yeah. If you factored in all of like the kids in college who are drinking until they literally can't, you're probably hurting some Irish man's feelings right now. Cause they're like saying you don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they're posties that they that don't and can't drink. I mean, I was 21. I was drinking. I was keeping pace with column like it was no problem. And he was. Yeah. I mean, he's supposed to be an Irish man. But the have you ever gone to a random bar in New York and like all the bartenders are Irish? You need a guy on the street who's like, I love son of a boy, dad. You're like, you're a bartender, aren't you? Factory 380. Is it all? He's in the bar. The bartender. There's that Irish guy. Yeah. Scott is. He's not unique. You know the man across the street. Any New York bar. They're just importing them. Yeah. Yeah. But that's all like that's all just for show. Scott's been sober for a decade. Do you think it's like having a former like PGA golfer as your club. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, come on. Yeah. He's on the tour. Yeah. Qualified. He's got a real. Yeah. He's got a real Irish drinker. Yeah. Exactly. Well, what's the crack? That is. But Francis is definitely an alcoholic. We can talk about that. I mean, he's got real issues. Francis is in Ireland strictly to drink. I saw him ringing out his golf power because they had used it to wipe up a Guinness that spilled earlier just ringing it out or ringing it out into another glass. Yeah. Yeah. Every drop. Don't waste that. Sucking it off of the golf course. Have you seen that kid on Instagram? I don't know if it's real or not, but it's like one of those, you know, every month there's just like a new Italian family that's going viral on Instagram and of like the Italian dad. Are you talking about the one in Bay Ridge to Papinos? Is that the one where the kid has the beers in the fridge? I don't think so. He like turned 21 about like a six pack of like Cores banquet. No, I didn't see his dad's like, what are you trying to impress? And then they film him like he had, there was one, he just like took a bottle of wine out for dinner and his dad's like, oh, here's the alcoholic. See the Italians are funny. The Italians are funny. But they drink too. Not like the Irish. But they're too, honestly, they're like Italians are too emotional to be able to actually drink. Yeah. Weeping and like fighting. That's why they drink wine. But I think that's why the glass of wine, the Irish can just oppress their emotions. They could just suppress their emotions. And then maybe they pop out at some point with a tight lipped fucking fight, but the Italians you give them a little bit of wine and they're fucking bubbling their guts. I think I'm going to go on a trip at some point to Ireland, but I'm going to go by myself and I'm going to get the drunkest to anyone's ever been like, I'm going to not even going to bring my phone. I'm just going to be out there solo just getting blitzed just live in the way that they do. Yeah. How come not even the way that they do just a darker version of what they do just an American eyes version of yeah, yeah, I've hit in the pubs. Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to break sobriety? I feel like you're on such a good run. I just want to get hammered in like public, but in private public, exactly like that. That's a safe place. Yeah. The perfect spot. - I don't think anyone would notice. - Or maybe one of those, like, jappin'. these restaurants where you're just looking at the wall. There's two walls, yeah, I'll just get fucking hammered out of my mind. In a booth. Yeah. Yeah. I have to be a dream. Get up and go back to the hotel at the end of the night. 15 beers. Don't say a word to anybody. Yeah, probably bring the computer, you know, bring the laptop. Slope, slurp some noodles like one inch from your face. Yeah, I mean, that's a perfect night. Maybe a great night. No getting in trouble. You can't even get into what would you do? He on the streets, the on the street, but that's their culture. Yeah. Yeah. That's part of Japanese culture. That's why Ireland would be good because there's no like hidden laws that you have to worry about. Yeah. And if these dudes are whipping out their dicks to pee and see them anyway. Yeah. In Japan, it's like if you fall asleep on the wrong thing, they cut your hands off in the morning. No, dude. I think they're respective. If you fall asleep on stuff in Japan, the business videos, yeah, they give business. Yeah. They'll leave like catering. We're not business Japanese breakfast. Yeah. That's because those guys are working six days a week. I think if we went to Japan, they would assume we're a businessman. No, they would think that we're dignified. Fuck it. No, they would think that we're like IRL streamers. They beat up our fucking past out bodies. Yeah, they cut the cables to your backpack. That would be that would be devastating. Yeah. The vitality treatment. Did you watch? Did you watch the streaming? Do we talk about it? The streaming fights? Have we talked about with Nick Murphy? We talked about it a little bit, but now I didn't watch it at all. Jerry was watching it and he was telling me about it while he was watching it. Are you guys getting arrested? Are you guys about to get arrested for the documentary for illegal recording of other people's conversations and disseminating that? No, no, you guys are kind of the fence. A little bit. It feels that way. A little bit. You're kind of living in the wire. I can't lie and tell a little bit that way. I don't really know what the situations with that. No, I don't know. We're definitely not getting arrested and we're not getting in any legal trouble. But we did get the firm. Don't do that ever again from Austin from Paul. Yeah. Legal. Yeah, or bald Paul snitch ass. Really? Yeah. Paul loves to be content. When you guys want to put out something, there's a fucking content from Paul, but then saying you can't ever do that again. I know you're just making content. Catch the car. Can illegally record people. Pause being a coward. He keeps Paul used to live fast and loose. I know. That's what I heard. Yeah. He would bring up the bar, spurious lawsuits. Yeah. He would threaten to sue people like drunkenly on the street over like bumping into him. That's that fresh. That's that's that that's that you just passed the bar feeling. Yeah. Just trying to sue everybody. Just argumentatively. Do you remember growing up that kids used to be like I like I want to be a lawyer when they grow up? Yeah. But it was just because they were the most insufferable arguers ever. Yeah. I like to argue. I want to be a lawyer. I think people say they want to be a lawyer. They want to be like like in a courthouse, like trying to prove that Ted Bundy is guilty. They want to be Jonny Copper, like Bertram Cates or something. Yeah. They want to be like pounding a table. Preaching my client. Yeah. That should they don't want to be doing like white collar, like corporate crimes or like pouring over legal texts to try to find a precedent for some case or something or dealing with dudes who definitely did it. And I'm like, man, like you're gonna get me out of this. The fence is terrible. He's gonna be a bad job. A public defender. Oh my god. They all did it. Yeah, but they did on the bright side. Like those guys probably don't give the slightest fuck about their job. The public defenders. Yeah. They probably get it in stressful, dude. How would it be stressful? Because every day someone's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you if you don't get me off this shit. Yeah. And then it's like, well, if I don't get you off of this, you're going to jail for the rest of your life. You're not killing anybody. Unless they're in jail. I don't know. I think it's a shitty job where dudes do a crime and then expect you since you're their lawyer to be able to get the amount of the crime. But they can't actually expect. They do expect me. Provided attorney. No way. And public defenders, too, are always showing up with like the devil. Yeah. Yeah. Baggy ass suit. Fumbling a bunch of papers. Yeah. That Drusky video or the he's got all the papers flying everywhere. He's trying to pull up his pants. Yeah. It's a bad. I mean, that's a tough gig to get into. But people know they want to be lawyers. You watched the night was the night before or the night of some of it. Most of it. It was pretty good. I still I've talked about it before. I still didn't understand the crack part of it. But yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense. It's just a HBO show. Yeah. And then he was a prostitute. Yeah. Except for neighbors, which is a great. Yeah. This is a sick hat. It's sick. I think this is probably the coolest hat I've been gifted outside of my manchains hat from Matt, of course. So sorry, gang. But it's a pretty solid. This is a solid hat. The HBO on the side is in the eight 24 on the back. People are looking at me like, where'd you get that hat? Yeah. Like, well, the creators of the show. That's where I got that. That's such an absolute flex. Speaking of flex, did you listen to our buddy Drake's album? No, I didn't actually listen to any of them. Because you're Kendrick team Kendrick, of course. No, I'm not team. I'm definitely team Drake. You know, Drake saw your Super Bowl tweet and he loved it. Really? Yeah. He said that to you. Yeah. That's great. I love that. He pulled me aside. Whatever you're feeding that kid. Don't fucking stop. I'm just glad to hear that that he appreciated it. I haven't listened to any of it. When we were in Atlanta, I think it's when it came out and some of the some of the boys were listening to it. But on the team, some of the guys on the some of the guys on the squad. Does Jerry like him? No, I actually said this when we were driving. I said to Jerry, I was like, you're not much of a music guy. Are you? Because he doesn't listen to music ever. Like I was thinking it like we were to we we had like a cookout. And I was thinking about a silent cookout. Literally. There was not music. The entire I was like, none of these guys listen to music. Like they don't listen to I they didn't like I'm not like I get not listening to the same music that I listened to. Like everyone listens to different music. All these guys are from different parts of the country. All different upbringing and stuff. They didn't know who Bob Dylan was. Like straight up none of them. Like straight up. Like never heard the name. None of them. Yeah. And I was like, what do you mean you don't know who but you know, you know who he is though, right? And they were like, now they're like, I would recognize his voice because you played it when we were in Dallas. And I was like, that's the foul is the first time that you ever heard Bob Dylan. They've never heard of Bob Dylan. How are they? They're like my age. What? Yeah. I mean, I guess they're a little younger than me. Probably like 23 at the barbeque to Jersey. Jerry just turned on like gunshots and like version stores. Do you know how it comes? Well, that's a thing is they all listen to like local rap. Like they'll be like, oh, yeah, this guy he's from Newark. Who was it? Sue surf? Maybe. I don't know. But none of them listen to like, like if you go watch their streams, they're all listening to stuff. But when we're in person, I think everyone's just like too insecure to put on their own music. Really? Yeah. You got to break that as the culture guy. I don't know if I'm the culture guy. You are. I thought Jerry would have like an arsenal of music. A Jerry likes rap. I feel like I don't know what it was. It was we had a 30 minute drive to the venue. Maybe like strip clubs and rap. That's like the two things Drake has exactly. So why isn't he a Drake guy? I don't know. He might be a Drake guy. I'm not. I know Nikki Numbers is like a die hard Drake guy. Yeah. Him and Nikki smokes. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. That's how they should be. What's move into? Yeah. No music. I actually don't know if mucs move mucs ever listen to a song. I could see him being like a Bruce spring. Definitely not. No, I don't know. I don't even know if he knows who Bruce Springsteen is. He's never heard of anything. He'd be like, dude, the boss. Of course. But there are random people from Philly and New Jersey who like for no reason their favorite artists is Bruce Springsteen. Like you don't live a blue collar lifestyle. You're not from that era, but you're just like boss is good, especially in the winter. Oh, I love the boss. I'm not crazy about him. What did Matt McCusker used to always say about the boss? When he'd like boss out. Yeah. What do you call it? I forget. He would be like Bruce and Bruce. Yeah, when you're sitting in like your work truck, you're like a fucking job and I fucking work from America. This guy's not going to tell me what you want working on my shit. He's like walking around hoping cans of paint. So can I want to know? Yes, that is fucking manly as hell. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I wonder if it's just because these guys all just like play video games. So they just like listen to podcasts and shit. They listen to podcasts playing that you're with stream. Listen to a podcast on Adderall. Sounds fucking crazy. Well, I don't know if they take Adderall in their practicing. I think they take that just for game day. Wouldn't you want to practice how you play? No, but I think I think if you don't take it when you're practicing and then when you take it when you play, you're seeing through the map. You're seeing shit different. Yeah. I really want to do Like the thing is, it's like the Adderall thing is so weird because I think it's fully allowed in challengers 'cause they don't drug test. But then in the pro league, it's technically banned. But they, if you have a prescription, you're fine. So everyone has a prescription. - I know those dudes are finding a way anyway. - Yeah, definitely. They drug test after like every match. They drug test one person from each team. - Someone has to have been on meth. Someone has to have been doing something fucking crazy. - I think there was a lot of guys that were like kind of pushing the threshold with Adderall. - Yeah, they wanted to go too fast. - Yeah, just trying to see. - It's like the beginning of Top Gun 2. - Yeah. - Where he's like, I think I can get it to do it. - Yeah, there's like an interview with, I think I showed it to you. That interview with one of the players. - Yeah, yeah. - And he even had speak. - Yeah, he was like, yeah, he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just, yeah. - They're like, what? But you didn't touch it in your one game that you played? - No, that would be. I would have taken Adderall played for 15 minutes and then had to sit in the watch party on Adderall for 15 hours straight. - You would have had it all time talking performance. - No, it would have been. I wouldn't have said a word. - I did it in the rap battle against Sharon. - Oh yeah, didn't you say it was bad? - And I was like, yeah. I was just desperate to have. So when I needed a water and they weren't selling anymore and just a guy had a jug, a gallon jug of water. And I just took the whole thing. (laughing) I'd take a drink from it. I just drank, that took the whole thing. - It's just like half looking sipping on it in the middle. - It's not, it's very addictive, apparently. - This works wonders though. - There's a lot of people. I was talking to someone recently who was like, - And it'll have you skinny. - I yeah, but that's, I don't even think that I did. I think it's like any other drug where it's like, you start doing it and yeah, you'll probably lose a bunch of weight from taking Adderall. But then I think down the line, you kind of just start breaking through and then you start gaining weight. - Oh, you just started beating it. - Yeah, like how Dana beato's epic. - Exactly. Which is impressive, honestly. - Yeah, I think it fucks people up bad. Like people are like they can't do shit. 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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. - All right, now back to the episode. - We need a side effect, free drug. - All these bullshit drugs have side, yeah. But even that has some. Sometimes you get anxious, you don't know why. - True. - Sometimes you look in the mirror for an hour straight. - I'm all good. I mean, I was getting anxious before the weed, so. - Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Now it fixes it for you. - No, definitely not. - Dude, my one friend is just so scared to fly with weed. I just don't know how to do that. (laughing) - What advice should I give my friend? Because I need advice on what advice they give him. - Well, the thing that I always scared. - The thing that I always said was like, if they're looking for drugs, then they have to go through everyone's like lot, like pill bottles. Like if you got an ad pill, they got to test that. - Yeah. - If they have weed, you have to test that to see if it's K2, you probably fly with the synthetic weed. - Definitely, that shit is insane. That shit's crazy. Do you guys know that they sell Delta 9 on like Uber Eats now? (laughing) Like you can just door dash Delta 9. - Really? - Right now, in New York. - That's fucking no. - But you have to go, like you have to show like proof of citizenship when you show up to the fucking dispensary. - You need to pass the word in. - Yeah, your last pace I'll do. - Oh, I wonder why. But do you think that illegal aliens were selling the-- - Oh no, I meant like when we show up to the dispensary. - Oh, oh god. - This is ordered weed online from-- - I thought you meant that the Uber Eats driver, so I thought they didn't want the immigrants bringing it. - No, they probably do too. But they don't. - But isn't that so weird? Even in Texas, if you go to Texas or Nashville, like you drive by all these dispensaries that are just fake poison weed. - Or at the gas station in North Carolina, they had, there was like fucking, they have like weed like jug lemonade, but it was like all weed. - Yeah. - You fly that shit at a gas station. And it's probably dealt to nine. - I guess, yeah. But that will be, people will be fucked up in Tennessee because of it, or North Carolina or whatever. - Yeah, they're gonna get too fucked up from that. - I know. - Not even weed. - It's not regulated. - It's all sprayed, it's all bad. - It's the skunk that they have out in England. How are you about to go to Ireland when why can't we all go to Ireland together? - 'Cause I have to get hammered by myself. (laughing) - I just think that would be nice and funny. If we all, what if we all leave our phones at home? But if you go get hammered by yourself, like there's no Sunday scary is, there's no, in another country too, and you just fly home the next day. (laughing) - You're like, these people are subhuman. You're subhuman, are are people. - Exactly. - They're lucky to have me in their presence. - Yeah. - None of these people listen to son of a boy to add. - None of their opinions matter. (laughing) - They don't say a squat, she's had you. (laughing) - Oh, Harry. - Oh. - Oh. (laughing) - And then you have to kill an Irish guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Then you have to murder an Irish guy. - I already got like 15 empty pines surrounding me. (laughing) - Boy, I've been a big fan for years. - And you fuckin' stabbed in the stomach. - Someone else sees you have to kill them. Suddenly you've committed a fuckin' mass genocide in a small Irish town that just got over the potato famine. I guarantee that they're over there telling Francis that the potato famine wasn't just a famine. It was a genocide by the English people. - Totally. - Totally. - He's taking it all away. - He's gonna come back and tell us. - He's gonna come back and drop in on it's like it's new info. - What kind of gifts do you say? - He's gonna be like, "You guys have no idea how bad it was." (laughing) - No, it was bad, but that's all they eat. They can eat anything except french fries. - Just potatoes for years. - What gift do you think that he's gonna get us? - I bet it'll be something like carved with your name or face. (laughing) And then I bet I'll get some kind of like wool underwear. - Yeah. - I'll get like a wool brillo pad. - Yeah, I was looking for, I was like putting on my clothes this morning and I found the sweat, the possum sweater. - If we both wore the possum sweater. - I was gonna wear it today, but it was too, it's like 85. - Yeah, it's too nice for the possum sweater. - I was gonna wear the possum sweater with the Harvard quarter zip over it. - I was about to wear this Harvard helmet. (laughing) - By the way, who put this here? - Oh yeah, that's the Rico. That's so fucked up. This is Photoshopped. This is AI, and I don't like it. - Yeah. - Have you been watching the Jubilee video still or did you stop once they got Kirk? (laughing) - No, I haven't, I haven't really been watching. I haven't really been keeping up with a lot of like the current events as I was a while ago. - Did you, 'cause you probably clicked off the politics tab on X? - I think I did, to be honest. 'Cause now it's just all like, I'm back to just fishing in video games. - That is nice. - And comedy, I've actually been watching comedy and enjoying it again. - He cleaned it fully up. - I think, yeah, I think Elon might have done something. - I'll get your algorithm right. - Well, I think 'cause you know what it is, 'cause like now we're actually doing bad shit. So now they're like, okay, they don't need to know about this. - It's sweet to shit right under the rug. - Give 'em back to the video games and fishing and then bring back out the crime. - CNN, Iran's Navy is strong. See right away when you click on it. - A bunch of libs. - Right. - No, it was actually a meme from the White House and it was like meanwhile at the bottom of the ocean and it was a bunch of sank our ranchips. - Yeah, but isn't Iran's military is strong. That's why we're getting not winning the war immediately. - So you've had the politics tab on. - It was a trick, that was a trick. (laughing) - I've made it you right into that. You walked squarely into that. - But isn't that the whole problem? Is that like we can't get out of the war. - Now? - Yeah, now. - You're focused on that. - I'm on Democrats deliver. So Ron Momdani just announced NYC will build 200 million rent stabilized homes. - 200 million? - That's so many. I can't be. There's not 200 million people in America. - And they're all gonna come to New York? What the fuck? - I wouldn't hate that if everyone just had a place to stay in New York. - A whole lot of hard times. - Yeah, if it's all solved. If everybody has a spot. - Yeah, just a little pad. One of those, one of those like, I was looking at, when I was before I was moving, I looked at a lot of apartments. And I looked at some in like upper east side. And there was one that I looked at that I was like, ah, I was like, this is bad. - Why? - Like one of those ones where you walk in and you're like, oh, this is it. Like I see everything as soon as I step in the door. - Oh, there's nothing to the imagination. - Oh, that's the back corner at the bathroom. - Yeah, exactly. - There's, I could see underneath the bed and like the, I'm eye level with the ceiling. - The photos that they post on like, Zillow and Street EZ. Like the angles that they must be using are insane. - No, that's AI. 'Cause they'll AI in a couch. It's like this big. It's like you could have a whole living room set up here. - I think it is. 'Cause we'll see. - We went to Birmingham, we caught them using AI. - That should be illegal. - Yeah, there was like multiple rooms that just didn't exist. There was like multiple rooms where the paint was just a different color. - And it's bad AI, yeah, it's dumb AI. - Yeah, it's tough. - It's like the crabs. - Yeah, yeah. - It's just dumb AI. - With the crabs dancing? - Yeah. (laughing) - The crabs in the club. - That's a classic. I think that was pre-AI. - No, no, I'm talking about the Stephen Che one. - Oh, Jesus Christ, that was bad. - Yeah. - 'Cause that's the first AI. - That was the first? - I'm saying it's a recreation of the crabs dancing. - Yeah. - It's gonna be like the same shit. - That was one of the worst. I don't think he actually believed that though. I think that's just Jay. - Jay's running a bit. - I think Jay's running a bit. There's a lot. - I'll break my heart. - There's a lot. We got a lot of people that are engagement farming these days. - Vague posting, that's next up. What's somebody from Nolo from Barstool has started vague posting. - Nadoo has. - Is he? - Nadoo's tweets lately. - He is libathing a little bit. - He is an engagement bader like I've never seen. - And he's pretty good at it. - He's pretty good. - He was like, these are the top 10 Tom Hanks. - Yeah, he's tweeting full AI tweets. - And it's just so people will be like, Tom Hanks is a fucking COVID plan. - And everyone's falling for it. He tweeted that the new American dream is to leave. - And then he ran it back. - Yeah, and then Chaps is quote tweeting him. And it's like Chaps, you're doing exactly what he wants you to do. You're falling into the trap. And then he gets a bunch of engagement. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They're both like winning their side. - Yeah. - It was very funny to see that. - It's like, it's honestly like the rock wrestling was stone cold. - Yeah. - It's like we're both gonna fucking, we're both gonna get some numbers off of this. It's like just don't body slam me too hard. - Yeah. - Vince McMahon's got a fucking million for both of us first class seats too. - I mean, if you know what the engagement bait looks like and you've seen the news tweets. - You can. - No. - Once you know someone's posting with AI, it's Minty. - Is Minty using AI? - I think he's getting AI to write a shit. - I'm good. - J.W. You want to come and just sit with us for a little bit and just hang out. - Yeah, we've had J.W. on the couches. - J.W. - J.W. is getting us right. J.W. - J.W. is getting us right. J.W. - What time are you flying out? - Six, something. - Oh, I think bad. Not terrible. - Oh, my nine. - What do you think I should talk more about my city? - Oh, shit. - It's him and Walker. - Brandon? - Yeah, him and Brandon Walker are going head to head and grow softball. - Really? - I'll be fine. You remember Matt Brandon? - Yeah. - He's good people. - He's great. - Yeah, good guy. - Awesome. I hope he comes. They say he's on vacation though, so I don't know if he'll come. - He's always on vacation though. - Brandon's not the most-- - When I grow up, I want to be Brandon Walker. - Yeah, we all do. - I get it. - Yeah, he doesn't have a lot of drive or-- - Great head of hair. - Great head of hair. That's probably his biggest thing. This work ethic is through the fucking floor. - Really? - Yeah. - He struggles. - But he's always energetic. - Well, yeah. - He's always ready for a little nap. - He's not napping. - When he's not asleep. - Well, he does nap, doesn't he? - He's always-- - No, what do you get? The more nap she'll need to take. - Yeah, that's true. - He's only like 34? - He's a heartless 34. - Oh, really? He's young. - Oh, wow, I didn't know that. - Well, how old was he when he started having kids? - 16? - Yeah. - 15. - 16, I think. - He's got 17 kids. - Wow. - One baby mom. - Yeah. - You think they're uterus fill out? - Yeah. - You think they're the last kids of the kid? - 17. - Wow. - No, he doesn't have 17. He's got like, what, five or five kids? - I think four or five. - Might as well be 17, four or five. - Yeah, he's got a lot of kids. - I can't imagine four or five. I have three. - Yeah. - That's a lot. - That's too many. - Well, what would be your max? - Two. - Two. - But you got three? - I know. That's just the wife. Like two. If you have two, one can go with you, one can go with her. - Yeah, yeah. - Three. - Two got to go with her every time. I'm too irresponsible to handle two. - Yeah. - Would you go the youngest, the oldest, or the boy? - If you just think one or your in-rotation. - If I'm taking one, I'm taking a boy. - Yeah. - Boys are different in girls. - Yeah, probably easier. - Oh, yeah, I just thump him in his head and touch him. - I can't do this with a girl. - I don't know. You're gonna have to convince Sass the boys are different in girls. I mean, in that aspect. I'm just joking. That's interesting. - Yeah, it's gotta be, at least you have the aligned interests with a guy, with a boy. - A little bit. - You know, we can definitely go do something together. - Ball. - Well, you really don't have a choice. Yeah, little like, I just gotta do what I do. - Oh, a little kid. - Yeah, well, back in the, when I had to do those duties. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes sense. - The 90-year-old lady tried to hit J. Will. - Who? - A 90-year-old woman in a wheelchair was trying to hit J. Will. - Really? - She did, man. Like, man, I'll strike you. - Yeah, it was hot, she had a fan. - Oh. - She just skied. - Damn, why? - Well, 'cause I was cheering for my team. - No respect. - Well, I guess she, I don't know. - Which way are you saying it? Are you saying that she had no respect? - Oh, her way. - Yeah, I mean, to me, that's like sitting near a pool and you get splashed and then you get mad again splashed. - Yeah, that is true. - Right? - Yeah. - I mean, it kinda seems like, so she didn't want anyone rooting for it rooting against her team. - Oh, I guess she didn't want us to be as loud as we were. - Oh, come on. - She told us to shut up. So what would you do? - Yeah, yeah. - Knock her clean out. - Oh, get loud. - Put her ass in the dirt. - What was she with there? (laughing) - The undertaker. - Oh, yes. - Boom pop. - Yeah. - God bless her. - Yeah. - For a big team. - For a big team. - They lost. - When he was in a way, he was away. He was in, he was the away fans. So he went to her house and then-- - Oh, yeah. I mean, that's even better. - So are you guys building up to, like, are you guys in the playoffs right now? - We all made to the World Series. That series put us in the World Series. - So is that what you're going to in OKC? - Correct. - Hell yeah. - There's eight teams left. - Oh, wow. - Double elimination. - Oh, I like that a lot. - Yeah. - That's a fun little bracket. Yeah, I can't wait. - They got that from the dozen. - Really? - The dozen did double elimination first and then they started doing it. - And then softball took it? - Yeah, they took it from Jeff D. Low. That was a Jeff D. Low original. - So are you like, are you like fired the fuck up for that? - I am. I wish I could play. - Yeah, I was going to say. - I mean, I can't do anything. - Yeah. - I'm going to lose cheer. - What's your level of intensity when it comes to, like, compared to back when you were playing sports to, like, watching your kids? Like, are you getting crazy? - This past weekend was a little different. - Yeah, yeah. - It was against her. She transferred from Florida. And that Texas Tech went back to Florida to play. - Oh, I see. So a revenge game. - That was a little bit, yeah. - And they did her five times with the ball. - I did hear about this. So my level was a little higher. - Naturally. - There was a rain delay. So I got to go to my car to bring my levels back down. - You know what I mean? - So take it close from that. So that was good. That was good for everyone involved. But we won the game. And here we go. - At every age of youth sports, were you like that? Like, were you like that when it was like, you know, when they're playing T-ball? Or did it, has it ramped up? Were you always intense? - It only ramps up if it needs to be ramped up. If it, you know what I'm saying? I'm not going into the situation. - Startin' the shit. - Yeah, yeah. - You know. But no, like when they were growing up playing like a travel ball, I would set an outfield in my truck. I wouldn't even go in there. - Yeah. - Cause I'd be yelling at the Umsa shit. You know what I mean? I know, now looking back on, I know the Umsa is just, they're getting 20, 30 for all the game. They're just trying to get in and out there. - Yeah. - Just 900 degrees out there. They're out there for six games. - Yeah. - So now I feel bad that any umpire that I ever yelled at. But I didn't yell at many. Cause like I said, I was in an outfit. - It's their like side job. - Yeah, right. - To like get like a little bit extra money for like meat for the week. - I feel like it's got to be like kids. - Or it's kids. - I feel like if you have kids, it makes it so like the parents can yell at the ref for the umpire, you know? - If you have kids. - Rather than it being like an adult. - Oh, oh, oh. But yeah, but then you have a fucking kid. You're like leaving in the hands of a kid. - Yeah, you got these crazy ass parents. They'll be yelling. The kid make a wrong call in a championship game. - Yeah, that would cause some issues. - Yes, it would. - They're living through that, that living through that moment. But it is nice because that is, it's made out of you. You know, that is kind of your win. - Yeah. - You know, if your kid wins something. - Oh, definitely. You count that as a ring. - Oh, well, yeah, for sure. - Yeah. - All those batting lessons I pay for. - Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah, yeah. - My kids are just learning to throw and I'm getting fired up about it. So cool. But then I didn't realize. - We're learning from. - Your mom's got to get it. - Left you right. - You can't get it or left. - I'm trying to with the one. I'm tying his hand behind his back. I just want to have one of each. - And a lefty and righty glove. - Put him in the pocket. It'll like that. That was more fun and just behind the back. - Yeah, yeah. But I just want the discipline. So they know. But I just didn't realize that. They'll learn to throw the ball. But at the same time, they'll learn to throw their food. It's like. - Oh, yeah. - There's a differentiator with it. It's like, yeah, they got six months to throw on the ball. And they haven't even thought about throwing their peas and fucking. - And don't touch the peas. - They're throwing the peas. - Everywhere. - French toast. - Oh. - And watch and French toast. - If somebody put some bowl of peas in front of me, I'd chuck them up. - I agree, bro. I don't like peas. And they were fine with the peas for a while until they learned how to throw. They're just like, it's shaped the same as a ball. Like, what the fuck do they know? They don't know the difference. - You ever chuck a pee back at them? - They're even throwing it at me. They'll just like, unload it off of the plate. - Damn. - That's brutal. - This dog is out. - No, that peas dog doesn't want peas either. - That's right. - You've seen them peas. - Yeah, nobody wants peas. - Would they like peas at first? I always thought peas sucked. - Growing up. - What about snap peas? You guys ever eat snap peas? - They're okay, the Asian restaurant. - You don't like 'em? - I'd rather eat that so I was surprised. (laughing) - Any type of peas. - Is that fair? - Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm good on the peas. (laughing) - Snap peas can be a nice refreshing treat. - I made it as far without peas. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What about chick peas? - Yeah, no, no, no peas. - Chick peas are disgusting. - I like chick peas. - I don't get them on like a sweet green one. - Chick peas are, oh, that's the worst place for 'em. - I don't even know the difference with these peas you're talking about. - Chick peas are like brown, and they taste like you're eating concrete or like drywall. - Wow. - They got good protein in 'em though. - You got it, I'm from the South. There's a bunch of salt to it, maybe a little bit. - Yeah, right. - Yeah, maybe. These, the texture on these are bad. - But they cook them too in the salt. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't mind the texture. - I feel like it's like not that. - Like a rock, it's like a bean. - It's not even, it's like a bean. - It tastes like a bean. - But it's like beans. - But it's like dry. - I like, yeah, baked beans. - Yeah. - Green beans. - Okay. - So you like green beans, but you don't like peas? - I never know. (laughing) - That's great 'cause for me, I'm like, I would rather eat a bowl of peas than touch a green bean. - Really? - Yeah. - Easily. - Wow. - Yeah, green beans are. - I think you gotta just get these foods in front of the Asian culture. And they can make green beans good in Asia. - Well, yeah, just throw a bunch of soy sauce on their muffins. - Yeah. - Or some like, or something spicy or something salty. You know, those can be like-- - Yeah, do like a little spice and a little salt. I mean, I'll tolerate a green bean, but if it's stuck to me, I'm going peas over beans. And he'll, well, I've never chosen either. - Yeah, I know. - I honestly might've had my last green bean. - Yeah. - That's fair. - That's fair. - But what about when in like a soul food or like a southern type of way, where it's in like a creamy casserole with like crunchies on top, does that change? - That's a little different, like a sweet potato casserole type shit. - Yeah, but with like a green bean casserole. - Yeah, I'm gonna stay away from it. - I'm gonna, yeah, I'm probably good. I'm better than good, but I'm staying away. - Yeah. - I don't see it. - I don't see it, yeah, you're good. And that's how you become. - Do you think it is more important like the older you get to like, if you're a Thanksgiving that you should have some of everything? - No, not at all, high-stroke skip. - Really? - I mean, I'll try to take most of everything, but there's still a couple of things that I'll look at and I'll just be like, nah, no fucking shot. - Yeah, I'm not putting something on my plate that I know I'm not gonna eat. - Yeah, 'cause then you gotta like, - Yeah, you feel it, it looks worse. - Yeah, I agree. - And then you're spreading it around the plate, trying to look like you ate it. - I'd rather have three things on there and eat all that than have 10 things and eat like two, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, I agree. - I don't, I don't give a fuck what you think about my food. (laughing) I'm hungry, I'm fit, he did this, what I eat. - I agree. - Same way. - And I don't care about your feelings. - I know what I'm gonna say. - It's not me, but I don't care about your feelings as the chef. - Yeah, yeah. - I mean, this is what I eat. - It's tough if no one's touching the green beans. - Maybe, but there's no way, if somebody's gonna touch it, right? - Someone's gonna have it, really have them. - I mean, I don't love green beans like that. (laughing) - Well, if maybe the information dude made them, if say you bring, you go to somebody else's house with like a side or like a dish. - It could be good, it could be bad. But you brought it and nobody touched it the whole time. Are you right to put the lid back on and just bring it back home with you? - Yeah. But I don't think you do that. I think you'd throw that thing in the trash. - And you just feel shame? - I mean, if you had like a 15 person sample size and all 15 said no, it's gotta be lit, it must just look really bad. - Or smells. - Yeah, something's off. - Me, I'm just leaving it there like hopefully nobody saw me bring it. (laughing) - That's what I'm told. - You might think this says Jason Williams. - I was, yeah, what do you do that? - It's got your phone number and Sharpie on the bottom. - It's lost, please return. (laughing) - It's in the shape of the JW initial. Doesn't make sense. - Hey son of a boy ad listeners will be right back. - What if your drive was fueled with more? Like more protection for more time on the road. Shelby Power Nitro Plus provides more protection for longer lasting engines. So it helps you keep your engine running like new for whatever drive is ahead. Shelby Power Nitro Plus engine performance that lasts compared to minimum detergent gasoline. With continuous use of Shelby Power Nitro Plus and gasoline direct injection engines, actual effects and benefits may vary. C, shell.us/more-protection for more information. - Yeah, the older you get, the more like the potluck dynamics. I feel bad if I don't need something somebody made. - So yeah, I don't. I don't really either. - What if that made me sick? You think they're gonna feel bad that I got sick? 'Cause I ate that rag with shit you just made. - But like getting sick off of somebody's like food that they brought to a potluck. Like as an adult, like getting sick, getting food poisoning is almost kind of fucking bullshit. - When we did the cookout in Atlanta, Jerry did the grail. He cooked everything like steaks, chicken. His only rule was, he said it multiple times. He was like, my only rule is if it's raw, I don't want to know. He was like, he's like, don't tease like if it's raw, throw it in the trash. Don't tell me, I do not care, I don't want to know. (laughing) - Why is that a rule? - No, it seemed like it was clearly something that in the past, he cooked something and a lot of people came up to him and said it's raw. 'Cause he said it like five times. He was like, I don't even care, don't tell me. I don't want to know. - Does he like shit really rare? 'Cause like, I get it if you like stuff rare. I don't even think. I would really want to know. - I think he just doesn't want, like he doesn't want people coming back, man. Like, can you throw this back on for another five? - Why does he, yeah, I don't know. - Did you eat? How was it? - The chicken was phenomenal. It was a press or thighs. - Neither, it was like wings or bones. - Oh, wings, I don't know. - Not like wings, but, you know what I mean? A little hybrid, yeah, a little hybrid. They were great. And he went crazy on those and then he did, he did some steaks, some dogs, some sausages. And then we made some rib eyes for Austin, who didn't eat them. - What, you ate multiple rib eyes for Austin and he didn't eat them? - Yeah, Jerry said he was saving the rib eyes for Austin. (laughing) And then Austin didn't, yeah, he see stuck around for a little bit and left. - That Adderall must have been working overtime for Austin. - He claims he doesn't take Adderall. I called him out on that. So there's no fucking way. I was like, you're like, you're like a walking commercial for Adderall. He is like a demanding job. (laughing) - He looks sick. - He has no appetite. (laughing) - You know what Austin does, is he like randomly, he'll like, he goes on these like, benches. And he'll eat like, he'll order like 20 bags of candy. And he'll just eat candy the whole night until he likes, like, sick. - The fuck is wrong with him? - I don't know. And he doesn't, I don't think he smokes weed. He doesn't do Adderall. You know, I don't know, he drinks. That's what it is. He's a drinker. - Yeah, that makes sense. - That makes sense. - Yeah. - Nasty drunk. - Scary. - Really? - Like me. - Flaking shit, throwing shit. - Wanting to fight? - Mm-hmm. - So now y'all got a baby sitting. - Exactly. That's no fun. - And he's supposed to be our boss. - You should get him in one of Jerry's rehab centers. - Well, we offer it a couple times. - Yeah, you gotta find him out. - He doesn't want the help. - Help with those drinks. (laughing) - Daily. - I don't think, I haven't seen you with the candy recently. - You laying off? - Yeah. - I'm laying off too. I'm trying to put that life behind me. - Me too. - The candy life. You can get caught up in the candy bad. - Yeah, I'm caught up in a Coca-Cola. - Oh, that's just as bad. - Yeah. - It's worse. - Yeah, liquid candy. - Better than getting caught up in the diet Coca-Cola. That'll. - No, it's not. It's better to be in the diet Coca-Cola. - Why? - I don't think it, 'cause how many of those are you drinking a day? - Oh man, that's not really count, but you know. - Like if you were to guess. - Oh, let's go eight. Holy shit. You're drinking eight real coaks a day. - Is there fake ones? - Yeah, diet. - Oh, no, I don't know diet. - Just real. - Yeah. - You might want to get back on the candy. (laughing) - And then it'll leave the Coca-Cola. - I put the Coca-Cola down. - I stopped the candy because I can't, I can't stop the Coke. I'm sorry, I can't do it. (laughing) - Eight, eight, eight bottles of real Coke. - Cans, I'm gonna go come a can. - Can, can, okay. I mean, I saw the bottle over. - Yeah, all you were throwing down. - No, no. - 16 ounces a day. - No, no, no, no, 20. - I mean, you know, yeah, I could. - Yeah, I mean, yeah, I could do it. - I know it's not good for you, but that should taste good. - I feel like the regularist got to be better than the diet, but there's a trade-off 'cause you get the no sugar in the diet. - Bro, I know the piss coming out of you is wearing down the walls of your shaft. (laughing) - There's paint peeling off the toilet. - Yeah, bro, you're down to the primer. - Well, I'm okay with that because all the work with that thing needs to do is have been done. - True. - You know what I'm saying? So I'm good with that, but I think the way I stay skinny is because I don't eat good either. - Yeah, I don't either. - But I think I eat the bad shit and I drink the soda and just eats all that shit out. - Yeah, yeah. - So it's killing everything. - You gotta take the positive out of everything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You take in like gummy vitamins, you're a gummy vitamin guy? - No vitamins. - No vitamins, no. - Just green natural. - Yeah. - No, I forgot about that. - Yeah. - I'm just getting on. - Yeah, I smoke 'em. (laughing) - I smoke mine. - Different ways to do shit. - Yeah, I smoke 'em to that one, you know what I mean? - I've badly walked into that one. - I'm on the Diet Coke's pretty bad. How many a day? On a bad day? - Eight. - Sounds like. - Eight? - On a bad day. - So what are you talking about? about. I'm saying the diet coke is nothing in it. I know. Well, first you can slam diet coaks real coaks so you get you get full. You fill up off of those. Have you seen the picture of the cup with the sugar in it? That's all the sugar that's in the can of coke? Yeah, yeah. It's like taller than a coke. Well, because it's yeah, it's liquid liquefied. It's fucking insane. I mean, do you think it should be illegal for them to sell it? No, I'm not saying that it's America. Yeah, people should be able to do whatever they want to do. But also, it's just like knowing what you're what you're what's going in is nuts. Coaks, what about coke zero? Nah, fuck that. Strictly coke. Have you tried? Have you tried coke zero? I would actually like coke zero. I bet because diet coke people don't like because it's like too chemically compared to the regular. Right. It doesn't have the same body. But coke zero is like diet coke, but it's zero sugar, but it's like the exact same taste as regular coke. So something to think about. But I mean, you're you seem to be like, you're fine with just the regular. Yeah, I'm good to go. Yeah, I mean, like I said, my life's on the way down. So I think I need to change it now. We're trying to speed up gravity on the same thing. Being real. How many is it? Is it like 50 grams of sugar in the coke? No, no, not I want to say it's like 30. 30. You know, don't be don't be don't be sugar watching. Don't be counting his grams. Exactly. It's no need to have a blood work. Everything done last last month. I'm all good. Come on. Yeah. Okay. Then fuck it. But we're good. Fuck it. I just what if you did a blind taste test and coke zero was fine. I think you would like it. But would you switch over if it was fine? Um, that could there could be more chemicals in it. You got what if what about the Mexican coke? Where it's like nothing, but I've had that too. That's good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm I'm good with the regular can of coke. Yeah. American. Yeah. American coke. Yeah. I love it. I had a real coke for the first time in a while last weekend. It was great. It's a treat. There's nothing like it. Nothing. Dr. Pepper. I'm not I don't. I've had that. I've had RC. Yeah, I've never had RC. That's a southern thing, I think. Pepsi. I'll drink some Pepsi. If there's no coke. Pepsi's good. I'm a Pepsi guy. Not bad. Um, yeah. Never Dr. Pepper or Root beer or Mountain Dew or Sprite. Yeah. Yeah. None of that. Really? None of it. I think that there's a time and place for each one of those sun kiss. No. Grape soda. No. Man. I love those. Do you? Grape soda. Orange orange soda. See, no, no. So good. Orange soda with Chinese food. That's great. What's up with you? In the Asian zone. You get one one one about what's going on? Half that world is Asian. I was like, you know, I'm talking about someone. There's a 50% chance they're going to be. This is at least the fourth time you talk about China a lot. Yeah, talk. Starting to wonder if you're wearing a white. They're paying me per mention. Like the only time you ever eat green beans is if you're in Shanghai. That's what you said earlier. Yeah. It was a shot. It was like an Asian restaurant in Vegas that turned me out to green beans. I was like, these are actually fucking amazing. What was the restaurant? Somewhere that we went at the last, at the Super Bowl in Vegas. Dental phone. I don't think it was, but you're all talking about that place. And green beans there. Yeah. And green beans. We'll make your dicks a heart of cat can't scratch him. Really? Yes. So you're eating those ones at dental? Exactly. Yeah. So you agree with me that there's something that the Asians are doing with the beans? I don't know what they're doing, but I dip them in soy sauce. I'm good to go. The thing? Yeah. They're just covering them in stuff that tastes better than the green bean. Like a can of beans for publics? What cooking is? Well, no. A lot of people go get a can of green beans from publics and open and eat like that. Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, that's repulsive. Yeah, that's horrible. That being said, though, I would open a can of black beans or can of refried beans and need it straight. Yeah. Yeah. I would do that. I've done that with like baked beans. Good. That is good. I got to fight with my wife yesterday that I don't love baked beans, but I think that that's going to put me on an island over here. You seem like like both two baked bean guys. You don't like baked beans? I don't love them. My buddies are camping in Colorado and we got baked beans, but we accidentally got like the really flavored ones. So you're just licking sauce? Yeah. Not even that. It was more like just it was kind of like a viewport of coke on top of the beans. That was just great maple syrup. It was really good, though. Yeah. We didn't bring enough food at all. We brought one can of beans and like three hot dogs. We were starving, rationing. And we had nothing to cook the beans in. So we just cooked them in the fire. And then we all had to wear like a massive oven mitt while eating the beans because the can was like 500 degrees. I got I got pre-mad at a fishing at a fishing video. I saw Randy Moss fishing with the Kelsey's. Oh, yeah. And I was like the first time I saw Jay Will doing content with barstool. It was you fishing with Randy Moss. Yeah, I haven't seen that footage. That wasn't. I mean, it looked it looked like it was funny. Yeah, it looked like it was very funny. And I was like there just when I first saw that I was like, Oh, Jay Will finally put out his shit and they zoomed in. It was the Kelsey brothers. Kelsey. I saw I was speaking to Kelsey. Where's up Jason? Was that the golf event last couple of the day at the Hampton at the bed? I mean, yeah. How was it? He's great. He's good to do. He's a great guy. We played with him. He was in our group last year. Oh, really? Yeah. Really? He was just getting in the golf. Did you see Mike out there? Was Mike there? Mike. His camera guy? Hmm. I wasn't looking for Mike. I wouldn't know Mike. Sorry, Mike. I feel like the Kelsey's are doing some good damage control after this football season. I did step back from the spotlight. Travis just bought the guardians and was at half-court of the day. He was drinking a beer. I saw that. That was Taylor Swift at half-court of a guy. I'd rather see him see him that and see him in every single commercial for six months, right? You haven't been watching TV. Is he still in him? Yeah. Jason Jason is, I think, he's all over the room. I haven't watched TV. Yeah. Just because you just clicked off the TV. He's been staring at that wall, like, in Japan. You were drunk in the Japanese restaurant. Yeah. Wow. Nothing's happened in the world the last 15 hours. No, you just weren't looking outside. Yeah. I mean, once football ends, I pretty much don't watch cable until football starts again. It's about to be, it's about to be doing, doing first. I know. AJ Brown. Yeah. Mack was trying to give up two first for him. AJ Brown's about to be a Patriot. You said you would do it in one second. I think the Patriots are going to go four and 13 this year. Oh, yeah. I think it's going to be a bad year. They got a tough schedule. So brutal. Really? Yeah. But I think it's like week nine through 14 is like actually absurd. Let me find this. Oh, if Diana's in town this year, he'll help him out. Anyways, I think that's going to be an issue too. I think just vibes in the locker room. Oh, for sure. I think all the whole team stood by him already. They're like, we do not care who he's fucking. Yeah. Pretty much. That is what it seemed like. What are you talking about? We're cheating too. I mean, as long as it don't affect the two hours, he's at work. Yeah. Yeah. I'm here in digs back. You are? Yeah. Were you really from from the intern that came in through own.com this morning? Oh, shit. I hope digs comes back. He said digs back. We got week nine. It goes green Bay, Detroit, Los, Los, Los, Los, Las Vegas chiefs. They should be to bike. I'm a Viking fan. Yeah, we'll probably beat the bike. That's in Minnesota. I think so. I don't know. Don't sleep on the Viking's defense. Yeah, true. That you have good defense. Justin Jefferson is going to be back. It's in Kyla Murley's going to be better than McCarthy. Yeah. McCarthy. McCarthy can't play dead in a cowboy than McCarthy. I agree. I agree. How far do you think you could throw that football? Me or McCarthy? You by like 45 yards and NFL football. Yeah. 45 yards. Running start. I'll take the under. Yeah, I mean, I can't blame you. Yeah. Well, what do you think you could do? Oh, I don't even know. That ball is huge. How much do you think? What's his name could do? Nine. McCarthy? Yeah. How far could McCarthy throw the ball? Oh, I think he could probably throw it. 60 yards, bro. What do you think? Yeah, with the running start like SAS. Yeah, not bad for college for college level. I think it'd be hard for you. I don't know because it's that fucking thing. It's huge. Yeah, it's a big ball. Yeah. Big ass ball. That's why they're always measuring their hand size, all the dudes in the league. But look at that. That's an 11 in-chain right there. I got to tour the Vikings training facility last year. It was super sick. We like went to the like because the actual facility I think is like 15 minutes away from the stadium. But we got to see like the locker room and shit and Justin Jeffers. So like everyone's got like their locker room and then Justin Jefferson has like four lockers. And they're all just like overflowing with like shit that he gets sent. It was pretty cool. See the deed has got to think. Yeah, I think so. Shame on him. Yeah. Get on the right side. It's true. Do you know all the Nike athletes? Who are the guys that are Nike? Like, especially in the league? Like, how did you know he was a deedist? I would have never thought of that. I just saw his shoes. Yeah. And I know his feet probably hurt too. Oh, yeah. I do think less of when I see guys mixing the Nike and the deedists with a sock and a shoe. There's a lot of guys that are doing that. pros. I'm just saying, if I see a civilian, oh, yeah. I think just be brand loyal if you're going to be doing one of those, if you're going to have it on your sock. Yeah. But I just, I think just those two specifically don't mix. Yeah. I would agree. Don't go Nike and Adidas. Yeah. Nothing mixes with Nike. Nike is, is, is, but you can wear Nike socks with those shoes. And I think it'd be fine. The course is calling and your Chevy Equinox can take on whatever the day throws at you stylish and ready for anything Equinox handles your commute. Weekend trips and even those last minute T times easily load up your clubs and gear with plenty of cargo space plus hidden storage under the rear floor to keep things neat and with a big standout touch screen. The Equinox puts all your tech right where you need it. Bold and confident Equinox looks just as good on the road as it does down the back roads from the first drive to the final pot Equinox is built to do more so you can focus on the game. All right. Now back to the episode. True. Are you judging the shoes? No, I just, no, they're Adidas. They're, you know, me on my feet. My feet, I'll tell you what, my feet are screaming in these things. Guarantee blisters. If I, if I took my shoe off a lot everywhere that Nike pair we just ordered. Yeah, what do you put those on walking on cloud? You might throw those away. I'm throwing straight in the trash on the right on the power line. There we go. Did you guys used to do that? I've never done that. No, my dad caught me throwing a pair of my shoes up there with my ass. You'd be like, those yours? Yeah. Yeah. If you did that where I'm from, they would just, you'd get arrested immediately. They would find you instantly. Yeah, I agree. They didn't know one was doing that. Where I could already have J. Will. I don't know. I'm feeling it was everywhere. You were definitely. I never, I don't think I ever did it. Last year in surviving bar stool when I got, like in the season that Rio won when I got booted from the show, I took somebody's shoes that voted me out and I threw them up into the raft. That's crazy. Didn't they get stuck? Yeah. It actually felt amazing. It looks cool. Could that joke drape over there? You remember got named Luke Jackson played college basketball at the University of Oregon left white boy Bushy here. Yeah, he was on the calves, right? Yeah, and played with me at the heat, too. Oh, really? Well, we was on a road trip somewhere. Only because you said something. You said it said something about rafters or something. Yeah, he said we were gone on a road trip and he didn't go. He got weighed during the road trip. So when we got back, he would already have been gone. Yeah. Well, he went into practice still facility, took his practice jersey and shimmied it up in the rafters like it was your god. I wish we had video that. That's the greatest thing ever. Yeah, it was great. You guys walked in and saw it or you know, they had taken it down before we saw. Oh, they got to leave that up. Yeah, bro. That's hilarious. How could he even do that? He'd like some tennis ball and some rope and through the tennis balls over the beans and then shimmied it up. Where's he like a fucking like a gover. Yeah, he had to have had that plan in the back of his head before. That's pretty good. Yeah, which I had retiring your own jersey. Practice jersey. Yeah. Like mission impossible. How did he get into the facility? He like put a suction cup on the window and cut a circle around it. No, we can all get in with a fingerprint. Oh god. Yeah. Was it actually yeah, fingerprint? Yeah. Damn. What the fuck? What's that video? Who's the guy in the Jets? The video where he's trying to scan in. He's already got that. That ain't right. They should have told him before you know, yeah, you no longer welcome. Yeah, that ain't right, bro. Like shit, I must have got cut. That happened at barstool when they had layoffs and one of the dudes they sent emails to everybody the one morning and one of the dudes didn't check his email. He just came in, they'd be like, dude, are they, I think they're fucking laying people off. That was tough. That was a rough one. Oh, who told that? They had to like walk it out around and just like dab everybody up. They're like, yeah, like everyone knew. Yeah, I think like HR went and grabbed him. Well, it was after like we after pen and barstool split, they we had a bunch of employees that they got rid of for that were like pen employees. Those people have to be sick too, because everybody got the same number of people just got hired back. Oh, yeah, they went from 400 down to 300 to be like, yeah, we're cutting costs and then they just hired another hundred people. They had to hire because they need them. Obviously, they're just, I don't know. Yeah, I think there was just a lot of inflated salaries and shit from pen. I think it's just the game, the game's just nasty. Why don't we go, why don't we, the three of us gonna go visit Dave this summer? Oh, I'm down anytime, honestly. We got to get down to the islands. I'm in. I saw that video he posted of a lady. He's like, I think I'm Zen and then I look out and there's a lady kneeling on a paddle board with two dogs. That's fucking sick. Is everyone down there just like like it's just assumed that everyone's just like salt life billionaire. Yeah, you just have nothing to do, but like figure out what you're going to do that day. Yeah, don't assume. Yeah. Yes. That hour, what we're going to do this hour, not that day. Yeah. I mean, you got choppers, you got jets, you got all types of ships. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bales ring shit. Where do the chefs even stay? They got their own quarters. Yeah. Yeah. The whole chef's wing. Yeah. Definitely. And they probably all link up and spread gossip. Oh, they have to gossip about the people. And I bet it's a combination of like wanting to talk shit on your people, but also making it seem like you have the best living situation. Yeah, but I'm thinking that all their friends are the other people's chefs too. So let's put each other. Yeah, right? For sure. Stefan Diggs tried to fuck me again. Yeah, shit like that. Right. I burnt his hot dog. Yeah, but you saw the videos when she was dancing. Come on. I didn't see that. That was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Why is she making him a hot dog? I'm not sure. If I had a full time chef, hot dogs never even coming up. That's one of the options that you can make a hot dog yourself in 15 seconds, throw it in the microwave. Wrap up. He's a bread. Yeah. It is pretty simple. That is a guy who doesn't need a personal chef. Oh, that's what he doesn't want to do anywhere. Yeah. He doesn't want to do a single lick of work. I think he just want to talk girls around him all the time. Yeah, I'm not so sure she was a chef. Cooking a hot dog. She burnt it. She like brought him the menu. He's like, I have hot dogs and dino nuggets. I mean, how do you burn a hot dog? You just throw it in some boiling water. I have no idea. I don't even know. Like, you can't really burn a hot dog unless you're putting it on the grill. Well, maybe you definitely wasn't firing up the grill for one dog. She probably threw the hot dog in the microwave and started popping pussy on camera and then fucking the microwave exploded behind her. And then she told the cops that he raped her. That's what happened. Probably. Yeah. Yeah, they got to bring digs back when he he was a great locker room asset. I mean, he's a good player too. A phenomenal player. He's still I think he's still in his prime. I agree. Personally, I haven't seen anything that would suggest that he isn't. People really, they caught they they really said he was done after. Did he have a thousand yards? I think yeah, a thousand yards last year. Yeah, he did. And he was like, we weren't even really using him. Digs, AJ Brown, booty, booty, Demario Douglas, Mac Collins and Diana. I feel like we can get rid of Mac Hollins. I like. And keep Diana. Keep Diana. Ditch Hollins. I like Hollins. I like Hollins when he was on the bills. I just didn't really feel like he did much for us last year. I thought he did a ton. He was catching all this shit over the middle. He had a couple. He had the deep balls. No, that was booty. No, Hollins had some deep balls. May, I mean, may throw in rainbows. You don't think I like booty. No, booty's making like contestive catches and like the back of the end. No, booty was the deep ball guy. I mean, he was the deep ball guy two seasons ago. Hollins was going over the middle. Hollins is good player. But I just don't know, I don't know what we're getting. Get rid of Rucini. Get rid of Rucini. I think Hollins, he's good for the locker room. Yeah, he's good with that. He shows up. He's got his crazy fits. Right. He doesn't wear shoes. So the special team should hope he could be your gunner. That's true, especially after losing digs. Well, when you lose digs, you got AJ Brown now. Digs and AJ Brown aren't going to play special teams. Gunner, booty's not going to. I just don't I don't know how I feel about AJ Brown to be honest. When you guys get him, you're going to be pretty fired up about him. Not if he's reading books on the sideline. We won't be. He's the second he pulls out that book. I say we just caught him right there. There should be like a clause in his contract. Second, you bring the book out on the field. You're done. No books. He's wide receiver one. Like, why do you care about a few on the Patriots? He isn't. If he hasn't, he was on the birds for sure. If he's got a if he's acting like a crazy person on the sideline, you know he's going for eight catches 125 and two studies. And you want your guy to be acting crazy. But you guys would he would catch two touchdowns. And then you guys would lose. That's not true. The only time he scored. So you guys when you guys lost. We won the Super Bowl and he scored. He scored that game. Yeah. On that crossing route before the end of the first half after the Zach Bon interception did I did. I remember Devonta getting in. I don't remember it today. Did Moss. Do you think he was ever crazy on the sidelines? Oh, the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. It was that good. You want him to be the we wanted to want to ball. But AJ Brown is not Moss. That's what's going to say. We're talking about two different. There's there's levels of this shit. And we're not taking anything from AJ Brown. He's got a ring. But what's that mean that you need a ring to solidify your shit. I mean, it's something most doesn't have no John Stockton doesn't have one either. So that doesn't mean I'm not a better point. A lot of disrespect being thrown around on this side of the side of the studio right now. I think you're better. He's a Hall of Famer. Yeah, Steve Nash, Hall of Famer, no ring. Yeah, but you got a ring and you'll always have that over him. Chris Paul, no ring. And you'll always have that over him. I can't, I know we're near Chris Paul as a player. I'm not. Oh, man, I feel like if I had the ring, I would be like, fuck Chris Paul. So that's okay for you to say, but yeah, I'm not wrong. You think AJ Brown is better than Randy Moss. No, he doesn't think that he didn't like AJ Brown when he was on the ground. Don't think that. And AJ Brown's one of the best receivers we've ever seen. Yeah, he's one of the best we've ever seen on Randy Moss is better. Yes, I agree with that. Yeah, but I'm saying you want your number one ride receiver to be nuts and it doesn't matter if he's AJ Brown or Randy Moss. I want both of them to be very to have supreme self belief. Why do two, but within within the system. Yeah, can't be books. You can't be reading books on a sideline. Oh, Randy Moss pulled his ass out in green bay. No, he didn't. But that's not on the sideline. He also didn't even pull his ass out. That's that's really scored a touchdown, too. That's not that's not disrespecting his teammates. Yeah, you go read a book on the sideline. You don't give fuck what I'm doing out on the game on the field no more now he brought it out in the Super Bowl. Everybody was laughing exactly because he's a clown. We're going to AJ clown. He's going to be on your team in a week. Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm giving him some tough love now, letting them know. Yeah, that's gotta prove himself. Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen shit yet. Let's see if he can win a Super Bowl for the Patriots. He did say four and 13, but that has me worried they're going to go 13 and four. I just feel like last because how historically wrong you are how you said the cabs. He said the cabs. Actually, no, I haven't asked to win by 30 last game. I've actually been historic. I did say that I actually have been historically correct about the Patriots. You said they were going to lose the Super Bowl. I was right. Yeah, you said they're going to be four and 13 this year. You said Mac Jones is the answer. What else? Am I wrong? Last time I check Mac Jones pretty much went undefeated with the 49ers last season. Yeah, it wasn't the answer for you, guys. Or you'd rather have had him in a bad system. You said you'd rather have Mac Jones than drink me. I remember that. You didn't say that. I did. I definitely did. Well, you sick. No, but I honestly kind of still, I mean, I obviously drank. May as a better quarterback, but Mac Jones. He's a great vibes guy. Okay. You watch Mac Jones play. You're like, this guy loves to just play football. I don't think he can run. He runs like a 7 to 40. Yeah, but his arm. You see him when he was at Alabama. He's a weapon. Well, he had that cigar in his mouth and a bit of a belly. Yeah, he's the every man. Yeah, he's he loves candy. You could tell he loves candy. Yeah, I think he's the next baker. Like I think once baker steps down, it'll be time for Mac to have like a couple years of good success in the league. You're a Mac fan. Oh, I'm a Mac believer. Yeah, I see. I just think we did him dirty. I think I think Bella check did him wrong. Bella check wasn't even talking to him for the second half of the season. And now Bella checks getting married to Stefan Diggs fucking waiter to Stefan Diggs coat, uh, cook brutal. Absolutely brutal. Um, all right. Fun times. Fun times. Thanks for watching. Thanks for having me. Give us an assist. Basketball term. Great ball talk there at the end. Felt good. Dustin it off. Yeah, especially in deep in the off season. Yeah, you need it just to keep you hopeful for the next season that it's coming. All right. We'll be back. We'll be back next week. Francis will be back while I'll be here. So see you guys then. Goodbye.