Checking In On Tate As He Completes His Punishment For Ohio State's Loss To Texas: Mon Sep 14, 2026

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With best-in-class standard torque, the most functional bed, and the advanced tech that's Football Guy approved, check out offers on the 2026 Silverado at Chevy.com. Hello, it's the Ack. Welcome in, Stell Blue Coffee. We're doing a sweepstakes right now. If you want to come watch some football with us on a Sunday in the fall, go to Circle K Target or 7/11 by a Stell Blue Coffee. You get two entries if you take a picture of the receipt, you get ten entries if you take a video of you getting it in one of those stores, check out Stell Blue Coffee.com for details. Where's Brandon? I don't know. Was he on mostly sports? You know what's crazy? I don't remember. Okay. We did the whole show, and I don't. He might have been there. I don't know. How's he doing? How's he holding up? Is Brandon, is he okay with being wrong? He's very wrong. But I think so wrong. This to be state being good is a Trump card. That's the one Trump card he has. He's just like, who gives a shit out wrong? I am. We have a quarterback now, you know? Yeah, because I feel like he's in that tough spot where he does like to be right. Yeah. But being wrong is so profitable for him. Right. He shouldn't change anything. But I think it eats it up. I know. It definitely bothers him. It does bother him. It gets Oregon to win the national title and they lost Oklahoma State. The more wrong he is, the better he is. Yeah. The more money he makes, the more successful he is. Doesn't matter. People watch. Doesn't matter. That's a long life. I do. It does for sure. It's like Tate. Like he's really bummed. Tate is the same thing. That Ohio State lost. Nobody's going to be like, oh, yeah, I got to follow Tate. Ohio State went undefeated. Right. This is so good for him. Yeah. Kyle, like, Tate was really bummed and Kyle was like, Tate, you're right. You're not Ohio State. You aren't the university. You're not the Buckeyes, but you're not the Buckeyes. You're not the Buckeyes. You're not the one getting the million views right now. And he's, he, he, he, McDonnell, we got to zoom him in. He didn't want to hear that he wasn't the Buckeyes. What? How many's the Buckeyes? He thinks he's probably not the Buckeyes. How many has he, how many has he eaten? Five, six. Okay. That's not bad. It's a ton. It is a ton. That feels like a ton. All right. Brandon and Zach are going out there, refused to come into the show to talk about it. Whoa, whoa. Brandon. Oh, that. Brandon's trying to get some type of information out of Zach, which Zach is not disclosing. We don't do that around you. What the? Wait, why was Zach? I don't know. I don't know. I have to find out. I'm an idiot. Let's keep this good content off camera. Yeah. So I just do it in here. He was a scuttling before the show. Brandon. He was like scurry and he was doing that kind of bent over like scuttling around kind of thing. Oh, here he comes. He's scuttling. What? What's going on, Brandon? He's back. Oh, he's all branded. You're fucked. What was happening out there, man? I've been here the whole time. What are you on? What are you doing? You're a guy. Why are you doing it when we're on the middle of a live show? You're doing it off of it? Why are you hung on me? Because of that zap. Where are you going? Come on. I was walking to the yak. OK. Hank had called me over there as I was walking in here and said, hey, hey, come here. I said, OK. I went over there. Hank had something to talk to me about. I talked to him. As I turned to walk to the yak all the time, by the way, Zach, Zach says, Hey, Brandon. I said, what's up, Zach? He says, did you see what Tom said? And I said, well, no, what did Tom say? And he said, nothing. I just want to see if you said, if you saw it. So Tom said something about me that, Zach, stop me in my tracks on the way to the yak said, hey, did you see what Tom said? What are your thoughts on what Tom said about you? And then I said, what do you mean, Zach? And for 15 minutes, he's playing fucking shit with me and my feelings about what Tom said. I promised I wasn't playing any, I wasn't trying to do anything with your feelings. Were you playing shit in feelings with his feelings? No, I appreciate, I appreciate, I appreciate Brandon Tom's rivalry and I was just trying to fish for information. You don't have a rivalry? No. And then I said, Tom, for Nelly, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said, I said, is that for Nelly? And he said, no, not him. No, I didn't say anything back to that. But why, what are you talking about? I was just fishing for information. No, he wasn't. Come something that shouldn't have done. Zach, I was walking off, I was walking off. It was over. And you said, did you see what Tom said? What did Tom say? That's the thing. I have no idea because I didn't think he said anything. I was just trying to find out. That's bullshit. Don't let him get away with bullshit. Brandon, you love to fish. You cast lines in backyard all the time. I was just throwing a line. If Hank won't buy right now, you caught a big one. You'd be like, hey, do you see what Scott said? Zach, he's giving you a fight. Scott. Real him in. Right. Who's Tom? He's called Zach's hips. Zach's over it. Zach doesn't need to know. He doesn't care. There's no conclusion here because no one named Tom ever said anything. I was just trying to see if Tom did say so. And I was walking off. You said, hey, did you see what Tom said? And what I pressed you on it to ask you what Tom said, you just do this. I had nothing. What? Can we rewind? Why did Hank call you in? Oh, Hank wanted to talk to me about me ghosting the gym that he goes to. Okay. I reached out to the gym for a personal trainer and they reached out and they they had a conversation with me. And then I found out the price and that scared me off. So that's why I ghosted the gym that got it. Yeah. So now I'm trying a new gym. That's seeing what the gym is. Always a new gym. He'll be all right. That's not the best thing about the gym. That's the thing about the gym, though, always in the gym. What? What the time? What do you think Tom said, Brian? Why did you have this? If he was talking about Fort Nellie, then yes, I saw the tweets he had. We have a fun rivalry. That's what he was saying. That's all I was referring to. I said, and I was just like looking for new information. But I said Fort Nellie. And he said, no, I was just looking for new info. Tom Lay. What Tom Lay said? No. I was talking about a country ball. No. Yeah. 100% was. Then I saw his tweets. Well, then maybe I would just guys can't ask questions. That's all it was. Back I'm mad at you for fuck this guy. What's up? You need to ask questions. I did. Right? Or no. Zach and memes. So we had to do a commercial this morning. Ciao, Danny. You were there. Yeah. Patriot number three. And as I was leaving last night, I said, see you bright and early to kind of like the general group. Memes and Zach showed up at eight o'clock this morning. They weren't in the commercial. They were just so scared because we said, see you bright and early. And it's like, just ask a question. I definitely didn't show up at eight memes, definitely did. But it was just, it was, it felt like there was something we were missing. We didn't know. We also said, see you bright and early. Yeah. And it was back to back. So it was so at the same time. We're like, oh, we're definitely out there. Sounds like a test. Yeah. Good. We should've just been like, what's bright and early? I've been there. Because then if you ask, it's like, oh, you don't know. You're not on top of the schedule. No, I would have said we have a twisted T commercial. Are you in it? And they would have said, I don't know. And then they would have to figure out if they're in it or not. We do, but any of them would have done Zach, I'll be honest, see you bright and early. Memes, Texas at 830 morning, he's like, I'm here bright and early. No one's here. We're like, dude, we're down the street at a commercial. This is good, Zach. This is growth. We're going to overcome that. Yeah. Zach, did your face ID stop working? Because you ate too much? Yeah, I think I was too swallowing yesterday morning, but we're good now. Yeah. Yeah. What'd you have? I had you some pizza. Some pizza? Yeah, too much pizza. Yeah, definitely too much pizza. Oh, big of a pizza. You know, they do the, they do buy one, get one, so it's just a large couple pies, a couple large pies to throw off the bio metrics. Yeah, just one, but it was, it was too much. Yeah, it was too much. Of course, it's good, though. Oh, it is. It's very good. That's a whole different pizza. Oh, stuff crossed. That's two pizzas. Yeah. That's a, yeah. You're like undoing your pants beforehand. Yeah. That's why I go all-last it. We're ready to really go. That's old me, though. Are you, are you good with that? No, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like him now. I don't like this. You created a furor. You created. Whoa. That's Brandon. Well, that chords aren't out yet. That's a fine word. Oh. You, you created, you created a hub hub where it didn't exist. You said, did you see what Tom said? And now I don't care how charmingly he'd be funneled. You act in front of everybody else. What you did was bullshit. Brandon, I don't really have you in hell like this. No, it's not, it wasn't talking about Fort Nellie. This is how it is. Brandon, I really was. Yes. I promised. It's one of my favorite rivalries, Brandon. I asked one question. I didn't want it to be a hub hub. What did Fort Nellie say? Do you know? Don't say hub hub like that. Trying to make it cute. Okay. You just shut the fuck up. Brandon, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Your are is the right word. - I heard. - I don't know about, I don't know about. - You're a fervor, fervor, fervor, fervor, fervor. - You've been kind of-- - Right on the line? - Subconsciously anti-Semitic. (laughs) - And frankly, I don't want to think-- - And frankly. - What did you say, you said Jews, the other-- - No, that's not the-- - That's not how you fucking spent-- - Yeah. - DJI have all the words you can't fucking spell. (laughs) - Nailed it. - F-U-R-O-R. - Did you create it? - I might have made it up. - Did you create a leader, is that what he was trying to say? - Yeah. - I think-- - A thousand year, or a 10,000 year leader? - Goodness. - Fewer-- - Well, looks like V-Walk wins again. - I don't know if you said it like that. - I think I might've-- - Fordelli said something about how the fact that Brandon last year picked Penn State and Clemson in his national championship and this year's first pick was Oregon. - May I say something, in my defense? - You could say-- - To me or to Zach? - And this mythical talk-- - It's his favorite rivalry. - You're so full of shit, dude. - Anyway-- - It's a rivalry. - Him. - Him. - It's a good rivalry. - You're just full of shit. - You guys have great, like you guys are good, you guys have great team chemistry, so when you get on the mic together-- - No, I have good chemistry with everybody. I'm just just Brandon Walker. He's boring as fuck. - Anyway-- - Do you have any comment on the Oklahoma Michigan prediction at all? Or just left it at-- - That was performance. Anyway, performative. - Yeah. - You got to say performative likes to find out when he said something outrageous. - Sure. - That was performative. - I've been saying it all morning. - Let he who didn't think Oregon was going to be good. - I would step forward and test the first stone. - I figured after the Boise State game, he looked really bad. - But I'd already made him my national title pick, so I couldn't change. Penn State, I'll wear that one. They turned out to be not very good. Oregon, we'll see. - Okay. - All right. - Thanks, Zach. - You sure? How do you do it? - Just so we're clear, don't do arguments during the yack. - Off the yack. - I didn't even think it was going to be-- I thought it was just impact. It was a quick question. - It was a quick question. - I was a quick question. I promise. I never wanted this to-- - You said, as I was walking off, I was walking off, I even had a skip in my step. I was walking off to do the yack. And you said, "Hey, Brandon, did you see what Tom said?" - Brandon, will you say walking off? Well, you weren't one seat away from me. We were within three feet. - No, absolutely not. - I was a quick question, I promise. I never wanted this to-- - You said. As I was walking off, I was walking off. I even had a skip in my step. And you said, "Hey Brandon, did you see what Tom said?" - No, absolutely not. I was already in the hallway. I had feet on hallway. Asking if I had feet on hallway. - That entire room is a hallway. - Not where you sit? - That's fair. - That's fair. I'm glad we were able to figure this out, Brandon. - Mm-hmm. - See you later. - You guys are good. It's a good crew there. - And you were yelling at me. It was him. - Yeah, it might have been him. - See you, Zach. - See you, Zach. Good job. - How did you let him get under your skin? - I don't know. I don't know. - He actually is pretty good at just asking questions to you. - He just asked a question. And then we say, "What did you mean by that?" And he asks like, "He didn't ask the question in the first place." - Is Fort Ellie like running circles around your room? - No, not at all. It's early. Whatever. He picked Michigan, this playoff. - Yes. - Who did Fort Ellie pick to win it all? - We didn't have, I don't know. I picked Oregon. And it's not over. It's probably over, but it ain't over. - Yes. - Mm-hmm. - Nobody else picks the national champion, whatever. - Mississippi State's still good, though. You have that? - Dude, fuck. - Did you just try to Steven Cheyess? Nobody picks the national champion? - Nobody does that. - Nobody's done it. - Everyone is. - Nobody's done it. - A second ago, you said who didn't think that Oregon was gonna. - You're the only one brave enough to make that call. - Only one brave enough. - You're the man. - Thanks. - You the man, Brando. - Oh, hot start. - Yeah. - I mean, we could talk about the other beef that's simmering. Rico Bosco wants Steven Cheyde dead. - Oh. - Dead. - Dead. - What? - Is it that way? - Is it that way or does Steven Cheyde want Rico Bosco? - No, no, no. Steven Cheyde reacted appropriately in the moment. - Wait, Rico's still mad? - Oh. - 'Cause it didn't seem like he was mad in the moment. - Rico is mad. - No, he was mad because I, after the moment I said I have, actually have Steven Cheyde's back here. - Oh. - And now Rico wants him dead. - So, did Rico get post-game mad? - Post-game mad. - Oh wait. - Bro, what are you all about? - Take it easy. - It's week one. - That's still bad. - Dildo. - I love when Cheyde does this. - Every now and then you get to shut the fuck up. - I had your back though, Cheyde. - I appreciate that. - They weren't that bad. - It would have been anybody. And for people that would be like, oh, you just have to be like, I mean, in fairness, Big Cat, I've snapped at you before. - Every person is snapped like that in the game. - If I self-included, every single person. - If it's directly in the moment, and your team just makes some mistake, the last thing you want to hear is someone who is like, if Zack did that, I would be fine with it, because Zack's rooting for the Buccaneers. - Yeah. - Okay, like fuck. Rico bought it on the Buccaneers when they were down 11. So, like, his bet was like, four to one, which is fine. - Everyone would have reacted that way. - But, like, don't be mad because your four to one ticket on a team you just are rooting for when they were down 11 are now down whatever. - Yep. - 10, and they, you know, make a bad play or give a book. - I'm not trying to hear that. - I agree. - Bucks are bad, Cheyde. - That horrible game. - Yeah. - Bad one. - Horrible game. - I still go back and sometimes listen to that. - Shut the fuck up, Frank! - Yeah, that was insane suggestion. - It's Tessie, it's week one. - It's week one. - It's week one. - It's week two. - It's a little man stands. - Rico pants, guys. - Yeah, he immediately texted him, cocking balls, and he said, no. - Mm-hmm. - That was like, all right, it's not what I said. - And this is like a thing that just happens. And we learn not mostly sports that, uh, can't just just does this to everyone. - They pay pants? - Yeah, that's what he said. - I don't know if there's evidence of that. - Greg framed it as though if you go to Lawrence, and you're not cheering for the J-Hawks, you will get pantsed. (laughing) - To the pitch. - Wait, was it like a hoe or a. - Yeah, maybe it wasn't like a. - Yeah, it wasn't a chick. - He said his buddy got pants by the same group. - Same friend group. - That is cereal. - A little bit later, his buddy got so funny. - So funny. - So funny. - I hope it was like a group of 15-year-olds. It had running around pants and grown men. - I get it. - You don't have mountains, you got it. - You can't really do anything. If you get fully panced, you're incapacitated for a split second. - That's right. - You can get away. - We asked him, you know, how it went down, and his answer was, what? - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. - I needed cocking balls, though. - If his cocking balls popped out. - He said, he said his pants. They pants him all the way down to the ankles. - That's funny. If the cocking balls flop out, that's probably the peak of male humor. - Was this at the game? - At the bar before you. - At the bar, yeah. - We need to get that footage. - How do you get all the way to the ankles if you were wearing jeans? - Do we know what part it was? - Is that possible? - Did we get a security cam? - No, he had to be wearing gym shorts. - He had to be wearing gym shorts. - Oh yeah, you got it. - Okay. - That's what makes you a target. You don't pant some of these jeans. - Right, yeah. - Well, I'm going to get the bar. - Panting jeans all the way to the ground. - You really gotta put some effort in. - I'm pretty sure Sas got cocking balls out pants in front of like a crowd once. - Oh, really? - I think at Skankfest, the comedy festival. - That is true. - Yeah. - They did it on stage, I think. - In front of like a crowd of people. Cocking balls out. - He did it. - He did it. - He did it. - He did it. - He was like a pan or a comics. They pantsed him cocking balls out. - Cocking balls out. - Oh man. That's so fucking good. Panting. - Is there a way you can win by getting panced? Is it if you have a huge cocking balls? - And you have a huge cock. - But still it's embarrassing. - The cock has to be ready to be panced too. It can't be at a state of not readiness. - Yes. - You have another pair of pants underneath. - Yeah. - Like you got two pairs of gym shorts on and they pull it and you just reveal that you have more gym shorts. - I don't know. - The doo doo pants you, like when he pants you, pants you. It's just his girlfriend's bouncing on your cock. Oh my god. She's underneath the pants. That shows you, dude. Yeah, I don't think I think it's underpuffed. Or if your pubes are shaved into like a middle finger. That would be sick. Nice try. Yeah, no, you can't. There's no way of winning. Can't win. And he can't pants him back because he'll be ready for it. Yeah, he's gonna be like, fuck. But he got pants. He got pants. He said they didn't really do anything about it. They kind of just laughed it off. Presumably stayed at that bar and his buddy got pants by the same group with a pantsing like a little later. Marauders around. Yeah, you think they'd be on aisle learn. Same gang was there. They didn't leave. And they pants. Yeah, you're right. Another guy in the crew. I want to see if we could talk to the guy who pants Greg. I would like to talk to him. I wouldn't mind that at all. Yeah. Do you think the person pantsing knew they were pantsing green Greg or thought they were just pantsing some of the rival teams? I asked Greg that. And he said, no, it's just he was just a Missouri fan. Okay. Greg is like textbook beginner target. Yeah. Let me ease into this. He thinks it was just they just passed him because he was there. But did he not say that that's just what Kansas fans do? That's what he said. That's what he that's pants before and Lawrence. It was probably like the initiation ritual for like a member trying to get in the pants and gang. They're like, let's give you an easy one to start. Right. Can anyone? confirm that this is a KU thing. No, I don't think it is. There's no way to say it wasn't. Yeah. Greg just keeps getting dancing. So when he goes to kids, you think too, if you've been pants multiple times at Kansas, like we're a belt, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Cause that's the trend. That actually is the only way you can beat it is someone trying to pants you not being able to pants you. That's really embarrassing. Yes. For the other guy. Right. Yeah. They keep tugging and he keeps tugging years looking at him. I'm just like, yeah, try. Keep trying. Yeah. I mean, what go in there with overalls, but with a sweatshirt over top, they tugging and tugging and tugging and super embarrassing. It was, uh, bowl wrinkles at 540. Oh, you can't get pants to bowl wrinkles. He said technically, they don't have an age streak. Technically in the middle of the street, in the middle of the street. Yeah. So they might have cameras at 540. Is you guys, uh, by the way, congrats to the jets. I know. It's, you know, I was worried they would be the worst by far team. Not even close to the worst by far team. Yeah. The, uh, did you see that kid who actually, he is a stool. So we could, we could have him on the kid who said he's going to walk from, uh, Nissan Stadium to MetLife Stadium. If the Titans lose to the jets, mm hmm. If the tight enough lose to the Jets week one, I will walk from MetLife Stadium all the way to Nissan Stadium nonstop. His account's gone now. I was saying that this for everybody that's in my mentions, I'm not walking stuff. Yeah. Correct response. Yeah. But also like, I think the Titans are so sad, so sad right now that I, I don't even care if he does it. I was saying on PMT, like the, the BYU fan who said he'd put a burrito up his ass, like we made him put a burrito up his ass. Yeah. I mean, like you have to do that. This guy, it's like, all right. Yeah. I don't, who cares? Do it, dude. Or don't do it. It's the Titans. Like, it's fine. Yeah. This is getting out of hand. What these things? Yeah. Well, these are, it's for people that we want to see punished. Yeah, fucking know you. Tate is the, is the correct side of this where he's actually punishing himself. Right. Yeah. I don't care about strangers, whether they know, although I did like Tate, half the follow through, but I did want the Florida state guy to eat dog shit. Yeah. That one was, but also can do to not just say anything anymore. Right. Don't just say like, John Richel has to cut off his head. I, he will do. It's been saying shit for a long time. We've been saying, why are we trying to when did that become sacred that you're just like, I fucking kill myself if we lose and then you lose. And now all the sun. It's like everybody's getting on. You have to kill yourself. I saw the one guy. There's a one guy who said that if PCA wins the MVP, he's got to eat his own come. Oh, well, how do they come up with the watch? I'll take your word for it. Yeah. Van goes here. That was a bills loss. Right. Yeah. I'll cut my ass. Yes. It is funny, though, when those happen, and then, and then black Twitter gets a hold of it. They're like, this is what white people do for fun. And they're, yes. I can't really argue against this one, dude. Guys just saying he's going to eat his own come. Yeah, there is. I've about my friends at PCA hits 40, 40. I have, I have to come in my own mouth and record it. They just send me shit like this all the time. Oh, yeah. I'm sure your friends will peer pressure. Yeah. This is definitely a bet he wanted to do. Yeah. He's a PCA fan. And he's like, yeah, I'll just come in my own mouth. Yeah. This win win. Yeah. If my boy had the pressure of eating his own come, I wouldn't be like reminding him. No, like Kyle, you bet. You better be a man of your word. Do you imagine like setting your phone? Like falls once. Yeah. You get up, you get up to fix it. You're sick. You got a phone call from like your parents and it like stops recording. Come on. What if it looked insanely sick? Like you had a like a crazy shot. Like a road hit your ceiling and then like stuck there like a stalagmite for a little bit and then oozed into your mouth. Yeah. It's caught it with your tongue and then just it was like the dude perfect of comes. Yeah. Moving. Yeah. And then you just get double birds to the camera. It's like, oh, fuck, that guy's cool. And you spit it in there. You push your lips so they're like the smallest hole. You're like, I won't hit this hole. Yeah. I understand. Best athletic moment of your life. What do I do with this? Oh, yeah. It's like, baby, you blow a com ring. I'd be so conflicted to post because it's one I look sick as fuck. But on the other hand, you ate your own come. It's your own come. Oh, yeah, dude, it's just like that's like that's the come you want to eat though. Yeah, it's your come. True. If there's any come, it's got to it's got to be your own. That's probably better. What the fuck? Brandon, you disagree? Brandon, whoa. Hold on now. Brandon, I'll hear the other side of this. Brandon, you have to agree to that. I'll go into an open with an open mind, but I got to hear what you're going to say. I can't even think of a close second. No, it's no resounding gap. No, definitely not. Absolutely. Are those dying? Might be the biggest gap of anything one to two. What kind of do this every day? It's the biggest gap in the one. There's no other. There's no other list you could make that one and two would be that big of a gap. It would have to be some islander that only has pineapple. Yeah. It's like an uncontacted tribe. Random Tongan massive gap. A Tongan 19 year old. Oh, yeah. Oh, Brandon disagrees. Damn, it's crazy. Brandon, who would you pick? No, stop. Oh, fucking stop. Maybe like a hero, a role model. Just fucking stop. There. Greg Maddox. No, I wouldn't want Greg Maddox to come in my mouth. Which rather have a random dude? No. Yeah, Greg would be better. Greg would be better than a random dude. Greg Maddox might be three. Yeah. But you read that. Yeah, you might be three. Because then you would still a big gap for sure. Definitely big gap. He's three. But he's definitely up there. Yeah. Myself. Tongan team. Yeah, because also Greg Maddox, you'd be like, you know Greg Maddox, such a prankster. Yeah. It is come. Right. Yeah. I think it's Greg Maddox. This is going to go into you. Yeah. Yeah. And if he pulls a prank, you could be like, I got a prank. Yeah. There's one time. He just gizzed in my mouth. There are pranks that like Greg Maddox, like branding his pants during his old teammates would tell. And he's just like, that's kind of fucked. Like Greg Maddox went shit in the hot tub while we were all in there. It's like, well, that's fucked up. But you know, you know, you know, mad dog. That's how we, that's how he got down. He's coming your mouth. All right. So who's two for you? Stop. Stop. Just fine. I don't even know who's one. Yeah. That's true. Two is himself. One is someone else. We don't know. He's riddled with so much self-loathing. You know, not even one. You hate yourself so much. Oh, man. Next thing. So Tate's in McDonald's. Yeah. He'd have to be last after this. Yeah. Definitely. He's last. How's he allowed to do this? I thought I got him fall in love with Tennessee. I shouldn't know better than to take him back to our belief. I put him right back into her arms. I wasn't a match for that kind of spark. She's from Texas. I can tell by the way, he's too stepping around the world. I don't know why that's part of his punishment. I'm just talking about what is smile that's written on his face. They're filming me. They're filming me. There's nothing I can do. Why didn't you tell me? I don't know. He's wrong. Yeah, but I started by him saying he had to go to McDonald's and it turned into a clown suit singing in choosing Texas. He's choosing Texas. I can tell. Does he? Is he been eating fries? I don't know. I don't know anything. Danny, I already took three down to begin with that. Yeah. Big Max. That the woman specially made him just for him. Is this your friends, McDonald's? Yeah, I know a guy who owns a couple of McDonald's. He's there. I don't know if he's there right now, but he allowed it and gave him the go convenient. You want him on zoom? Yeah. Is that other guy? The Titan's guy? Can you join? Do you want him? Yeah. Oh, we have him. I don't. Wasn't he a burner account? Does he have to acknowledge? I think he's I think he's had to change it hard. I think he's going to do it. He's on. Which one? Titan's guy. Titan's guy. What's up, man? How are we doing? I'm good, Ariel. Good. So, are you going to do this walk now? Yes, so what we're going to do is we're going to leave you for ALS. Okay. We're going to raise bunny for ALS. Still low. We were doing a silent auction this past weekend because it was the Chris Johnson year. Okay. So, in honor of that, and we're going to do a charity form where we're going to raise money for ALS while doing this walk. All right, count me in. I'm going to donate so so what so what silent auction is on my Twitter page. Okay. So if you guys want to check that out, we'd definitely appreciate it. Definitely. It's it's an honor of Krys Johnson. So I will be doing this this walk in some kind of form working through the circumstances that as we speak right now, it will be in a Krys Johnson jersey the whole entire time. So we're gonna do something good about this. How long is this walk? It apparently takes seven point two days. I'm going to do the circumstances right now. So point two days is so long. Point two days is so fuck out on the block. It'd be my long. You guys have thrown at me. And that in by the way, that's seven point two days of nonstop walking. That's more like 14 days. So I get an idea from a giant fan where basically the times played in their life in two weeks. Okay. So I probably will do maybe a Greyhound bus and walk like five, 10 miles a day all the way to my life. Wait, what's the Greyhound bus? Just a bus that will from city to city. No, no, I know, I know what a Greyhound bus. Big cat. He's got that rich right now. No, no, no, no. I know what a Greyhound bus is, but I'm saying, how do you know what's Greyhound bus work with walk when that be cheating? Yeah, the Greyhound bus is a bus. You have to walk. I mean, I'm trying to get creative here. Okay. Seven, seven days of walking. I think that's nearly impossible because I'm just a dumbied head, not a runner. So I'm trying to get creative here. So if you guys have any ideas, throw them at me. But like I said, the whole point of this is going to be to raise money for ALS. What if you go balls to the wall on the charity for ALS and then just not walk? I mean, I already donated to a New York charity just yesterday. I said I was after that original tweet, but I mean, but yeah, if we go crazy, I could definitely try to raise that and do something like that then. What about? I'm open ideas. How do you do circumstances right now? How did we get here? You say you're a Titans fan. Have you have you watched the Titans play football the last few like what would lead a man to be so confident that the Tennessee Titans would win a football game? I thought we were bad. But I never thought we would judge that. Okay. Yeah. Unfortunately, I'm going to be really honest. Never thought we were going to lose to the Jets. The number one last year. Who? Us? Yeah. Yeah. No, we didn't have the number one. We had number four. Cardinal T, number four. Yeah, but last year. Two years ago. Two years ago. Yeah. Come on, Brandon. Oh, you come on. Oh. Oh, there he is. All right. But yeah, I mean, never thought we would lose to the Jets because I thought we were bad, but never this bad. But we'll see what happens for the rest of the year. So that's why my confidence level was that high. But I mean, I'm a delusion of Titans fan. My confidence level is going to be high every week. I think we're going to beat the Eagles this week. So your plan right now is Greyhound Bus the whole trip or no. So I'm working through it right now. Right now, the only idea that I have is Greyhound Bus from City to City and walking 10 miles per city. Okay. Oh, I see. Okay. I think because that's more possible than I think you should set a goal for how much money you raise. And if whatever you're short of the goal, you walk. Okay. We can do that. You also don't have to do this. Yeah. I mean, it is the tight. It's the tight. It's like we all knew the tight sucked. I love my Titans. I never thought we would suck this back. So like I said, die hard, burn Nashville. They've sucked this bad the past few years. Yeah. You sucked real bad last year. Because we had Brian Callahan as our coach, the 10th last so of Ben coaches. Yeah, but what is right. I never thought Robert Salos is bad as Brian Callahan. Well, he's only coach one game. We've just been $200 million of free agency. Like the excitement levels high. We were there. Just like I said, just didn't think we were going to lose to the Jets and old man, Geno Smith. Yeah. And it wasn't even close. Was it close? Yeah, it was. It was miserable. At what point in the game, were you like, this is a problem? It was early. So funny story. I'm a black guy as well. So at the top of the fourth quarter, I was like, all right, we can pull the Texas against the Jets. After the first drive that I was like, I look at my girlfriend. I was like, yeah, we got to go. Yeah, man. All right. Well, let us know what I'm happy to donate. It's good that you're doing anything. But yeah, I think some kind of like, Hey, here's the goal. And if I don't make it, if I don't reach the goal, then I have to walk this amount of miles or you could say if the Titans beat the Eagles and I won't walk double or nothing. Oh, double nothing. Do double nothing. So as a titan, it would be the most times thing ever versus the Jets, but beat the Eagles. But no, no, I think the most tighten things would be to get killed by the Eagles. I mean, I've lost the times lose 59 zero to the Patriots. So I mean, I wouldn't be the first time. I'm going to get you a little Hitchbott costume. Oh, the city of Philly. Yeah. Oh, that's, yeah, that's the city of Philly's already hard on, you know, their brutal. Yeah. All right, man. Well, good luck. All right. Take it easy. Appreciate you. All right. See you. All right. Oh, Tate throwing tomatoes at his own. Oh, he's saying this guy's got to walk. Walk or get off my school ride the bus of my team loses. Sounds like a rule change. Oh, Tate's loving this. Just walking him out. He's finally on the other side of this one. Yes, it's fun. Isn't it, Tate? Good job, Tate. Look what he's done. Oh, we got to talk to Tate. Let me do rowback, rowback college football season is here, which means rowback's game day collection is fresh with new designs, prox and schools, almost 80 schools total with new designs and products. The best part is everything is custom designed for your school, print polos of school logos, campus landmarks, long standing traditions, team colors, you name it hoodies and quzips in school colors with custom trims. This isn't just slapping a logo on this custom design for your school as James Winston put it on Saturday. We wear a rowback. So before your team loses in your seasons over by week four, take a look back. Take a look because it's going quick. Head to rowback.com, rowback, r-o-b-a-c-k.com. Use code yak for 20% off your first order, best fit, best feel or rowback. Oh, all right. That guy's in hell. Yeah, that's tough. It's probably a beautiful walk. I mean, you shouldn't do it. Yeah, fall through the mountains, right? Fall walk. Oh, is that Tate? It's up, boys. How's it going, man? That guy stinks. He's a buck guy. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to say you're going to do something, you got to do it or don't go on the deck. Hmm. Tate, it looks like you've been in this McDonald's for 55 years. You look, you look rough right now, buddy. I thought the face pain was falling in the morning. It's a real pain there. Where are you at, Tate? What time did you get there? How many, how many big Macs of you eat and how are you feeling? Give us a load out. I got here. I got here at 6.50 in the morning. I've had five big Macs. It's about to be a chow time again here soon. Right now, my ETA is 2 a.m. I think the next, I think I got one or two more in me and then it's going to start really sucking. So, so you're going to eat one or two right now so you'll be at midnight. And then I think, like I said to you, like wait till like 8 p.m. and then just try to eat like three so you can just go home. Yeah, I've got a couple things coming up. I just pulled off an incredible magic trick on on a McDonald's worker. That'll be coming out soon. Oh, but I've got guests and then I'm trying to get out here by like 10 o'clock. Okay. What's the pooping situation like? Do you have to poop? And if you do, will you, will you, will you, is it a, is it a clean restroom? What are we thinking? The problem with my Ronald, the problem with my Ronald costume is it unzips in the front. That's not a problem. And you poop out the back. I get it. You're what I see. I see. Hey, I thought you pooped at your penis. It's not to rule change, but if you poop your pants, that should be an hour off. I like that. Maybe a half hour actually. Half hour off. I'm doing it. It's all poop dogs. I'm going to poop dogs right now. Go home. But no, people would crush me. Tate, I have, I'm doing this. If you leave face paint on for like more than six hours, it starts to set in. This shit sucks. This was a good idea until like that been 15 in the morning. Yeah. I think you can wash. Also people are looking at you weird. You don't know. No way. I mean, if that's the one place I would expect to find Ronald McDonald, though. Yes, not like you would do the top three. The owner was like, you can do this, but also you're going to, like when kids show up for dinner tonight, like they're going to ask you for photos. They're not. I used to be a boy. We would molest you and throw honey mustard at you. Have you eaten anything besides the big Macs? No, I'm dying for an Oreo McFlurry, though. Get one. Like I've had three. This is being a real pain. Yeah. Keeps telling me this doesn't count because I'm not eating fries. No, it counts, but you should treat yourself. Have a McFlurry. Yeah. It would be good. Max matter of flat faculty yesterday said he's like, "Oh, I'd definitely eat nuggets too." He was like, "Yeah, I'd mix in nuggets." - I have to say. - It's just like you're there. - Yeah, it will help to change taste. - No, I agree with that. That's what I'm saying, the McFlurry, like a bite of an Oreo McFlurry's not the end of the world. - No, I disagree. Don't eat anything else. The goal is just make. The stipulation is just big max, right? - Yeah. - Why would you add more calories, especially carbohydrates? - I don't know. I have a treadmill in the kitchen right now. I'm about to go do an hour on there. The management here's incredible. Danny, great job. Miss Liliana's incredible. - And what about the employees? Are you interacting with them? As you're going back to the kitchen, are they asking you why you're here? - Yeah, I mean, I think we're all. Right now we're all on the same page. It's been like fun. Like we're all hanging out a little bit. I might go back in there and work a shift here soon. - What have you been drinking? (coughing) - Just water? - Yeah. - What do you have to say to Ryan Day? - Well, I'm disappointed, I'm doing. I'm gonna do a blame burger here soon where I take a bite of each burger as big as how much the blame should be. - Okay. - And like when I get to ride. - Yeah? - Pretty good idea. - Yeah. - When I get to ride day, I don't know how like everyone's getting on them for like different things. The thing I'm most mad at him for is when Texas was on like the two yard line with 90 seconds left and we had a time out. Why after getting up and down the field for 15 minutes, three straight drives, did he let him score and let Julian San and Jeremiah go try and get us at least in field goal range? - Agreed. - Instead of being like now's the time we're gonna stop him on the fucking one yard line. That was bullshit. That was bad coaching. - Yeah, well we. - 'Cause we're gonna miss a field goal, Tate. That's why. - Yeah, that's 'cause you guys do. - We would have missed that field goal and you're hypothetical. Tate, take off your hair real quick. - Oh, you look like a dog. - You look like a joker now. (laughing) - I like this more. No, no, no, no, no. - You look already dead. - Get it off, get it off. - That's horrifying. - Keep it off. - It's the joke. - That was scary. (laughing) - Oh man, that's a sad man. - I do have a question. Can I ask Tate's a question? - Uh huh, go. - Tate's, I don't know if you saw this Michigan fan shirt me yesterday that I wasn't using my platform for good, so I started a fundraiser. We're at like $21,000 right now. How big of a, to donate, to beat ALS? How big of a scumbag move would it be if I revert that and try and get a high-state a kicker in the transfer? (laughing) - To be clear, the auto's joke. You know, if you clipped that up to joke, probably. - Honestly, I think you could probably, you could pull it off Tate. - 50/50? - Yeah. - Start a new fundraiser. - I thought you were gonna say, just keep it for yourself. - Yeah, little wedding gift? - Yeah. - And add it to your bonus bonus bet? - Yeah, add it to your bonus bet. - Oh, that, that, though. - Do you think that was karma that we missed the field goal 'cause of the field goal-kicking stream? - Oh, I didn't even think about that. - Hmm. - Your $5,000 bonus free bet? - No, 'cause I'm, I'm also the Ohio State fan. - It's not $5,000 and I haven't even got it yet. - Oh, it's 10? - It's 3,500 and I'm splitting it with you, Big Cat, 'cause you're complaining about me. - I don't want it. Oh, man. All right, well Tate, good luck. Let us know when you're eating the burgers. What time are you eating the burgers? - I think, I think I'm doing three o'clock. - Okay. - Okay. - What is Lucas? - So what, what do you do in between now and then? The next burger? - I think what he's doing. - I think what he's doing is gonna teach me. - Yeah. - Miss Liliana's gonna let me go work a shift in the kitchen, I think. - Okay, okay. Make sure you wear a hair net. - And then, I have one. - That's not a hair net. - Tate, maybe you could actually just work the - You've got your burger. - You've got your burger. - A red curly in your burger. - The drive through would be great. - I think drive through window would be nice. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'd like to see that. - Celebrity guests. - It's actually me. - What's Greg doing? - I'm doing a burger eating contest against Greg. - Yeah, I mean, Greg, I think it's sick, right? - He's got the flu before Mario's life. - Greg gets to a McDonald's all burger eating. - Okay. - I actually love that. - I'm not gonna make Greg do it if Greg's watching and does it, then we'll have him with the burger eating contest. - You'd have to eat him, Tate. I would beat him right now. If I eat two more before he calls back in, I might struggle on my eighth burger the day. - Okay. - Greg says he's sick though, so I don't know. We'll see. - It's up to Greg. Greg can show initiative if he wants to do it. I also feel like we used Greg a lot last year. - Yeah. - It's up to Greg. - So I'm not very happy with that. - Yeah, don't worry. I can eat burgers with other people. - Yeah. - I can eat him with other people. - Yeah, it's Lucas. Show me Lucas from there. - Yeah, pan the room. - He's being a piece of shit. Lucas, why are you being a piece of shit? - I'm not. - I'm not. - He's actually being helpful. He just keeps every time I eat in one saying, "You want fries with that?" (laughing) - Yeah, that's a piece of shit move. - Yeah. - Okay. All right, well, good luck. And yeah, we'll let you know if Greg zooms in. - All right, guys. Good work, thanks. - Congrats, Tate. - Congrats. - I'm hoping for this, the McDonald's down the street here has to close every day from like 230 to 430, because the high school kids, when they get out of school, have like started taking it over. Like team takeovers, the McDonald's. I'm hoping he gets bullied. - Oh, team takeover and his phone. - Yeah, there's like a team takeover. And he's. - So it's jump. - No, I wish him no ill will. - Yeah, I'd like to see him cry with that face being on. - So you said he's in a tough spot. Like he's actually mad that Ohio State lost and he's not excited about the content opportunity. Do you think that'll change? Do you think like once he's done with this, and he wakes up tomorrow in the dust settles and think deep down, he knows like, what he's getting for his personal brand is far more beneficial than Ohio State. - I think 24 hours from now, he's gonna be like, this was kind of ideal, how it all should've been. - Yeah, I don't think in the moment, he obviously wants Ohio State to win, but then once they lose, he's like, won't he say? - Yeah, and we're still the, we're still the favorite to win the national championship. - Yeah, so I think he's, you know. - Well, if they win, it's like, dude, there's millions of Ohio State fans, like, yeah. But when we lose, everyone goes straight. - You're the only, you're the loser. - He's the loser, yeah. - He's taking it worse than Ryan Day. - I think he is, yeah, he actually is. - He's also starting this week in the McDonald's for 24 hours. I'm sure he'll do it after dark tomorrow. And then in the weekend, he's gonna be staying on the floor of a frat house with Mintsy. I think they might have pre-taped the after dark, but yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - Oh, so the frat house thing is working out? - No, I'm just guessing, he's gonna have to sleep on the floor of somewhere, 'cause they still don't have a place to stay. - They don't. - Mintsy will just beg somebody somewhere to let him stay on the floor or on a couch, or something like that. - As long as the doctor clears him. - But take whatever Mintsy does, Tate's gonna have to do. - Chill. - He's never getting close. - Oh, fucking, big as crazy. - Just take the fucking boot off. And don't go back to the doctor. Tate told me the doctor was mad at him, but it hasn't healed. It's like, it's okay. - No. - No, it's bad. - Doctor doesn't get mad about that stuff, just don't care. - He might not actually go on. - Mintsy tells me he's making a fifth trip to the doctor. - I said it. There are people who have like major reconstructive surgery that see the doctor less than what he's done. - Like I'm talking to people who like, break their spine and have to relearn how to walk. They're doing less check. - Oh, but that's why I've got to see them less. - If I did what Mintsy did, I think at this point right now today, if my foot was still hurting, I would go see the doctor for the first time. - Yes. - I think this would be about the amount of time. I would have tried to like, just walk it off. - Yeah. - Like, "Oh, this does still hurt." - And I'd be like, "Yeah, I guess a few months, I should probably go get a check there." - And when we say that, we really mean like, we'd probably just go on WebMD. - Yeah. - And like, I'd buy this splint at CVS. - Right. - Just like, we're good. - Yeah, five times in two months. - That is absurd. - That's an insane amount of doctor visits. - Danny, like, how many times in two months would you have cancer? - Oh, seriously. That frequently in that amount of time, not, go that. (all laughing) - I'm going to try to be funny. - I don't know how to go that much. - You had cancer? What did the doctor less? - Yes. - Oh my god. - They're just milking them. And he's going there with more injuries. Like, in my video, he wore a sock that was too short. So the cast was rubbing up against his ankle. - It was like a deep cut, too. - He's going to treat it like cancer. He's going to walk around when he gets that boot off and like, my ankle's in remission. - Is it going to ring the bell? - Yeah. - Because I hope it doesn't come back. - I probably know what I'm going through. - What color ribbon is it for spraying that? (all laughing) - On a feeding tube, pureed brisket. (all laughing) - For a foot. - But just drinking the juice from big beans to stay alive. (all laughing) - It's all I can have. - The doctor currently thinks he lost 24 pounds because of his. (all laughing) - That's probably why they were-- - He never clarified that he was on reddit. - That's why they want to see him so often. - Yeah, they'll think this is-- - We've never seen an ankle like this. - What is going on? This is a rare thing. - Yeah, you're wasting away from your ankle injuries. - He's decaying. - He's a horse. - And she was worried and he's like, isn't that great? He's like 24 pounds? He's like, yeah, eating good. She's like, okay, you have to remember to eat this. - Is that why they immediately ordered a CT scan for him? - It's entirely possible. - Oh my god. I don't even think house could diagnose him. - No. (all laughing) - He's showing signs of AIDS from his brain back. (all laughing) - He's got a lesion on his head. Yeah, there's an open lesion and lost 25 pounds. Yeah, now has to take like 15 pills a day. Just try to fight off the ankle injury. Like, how you been doing? I lost 24 pounds, hairs growing back. Like, what the fuck is going on? Like, you broke your ankle, man? If house was such a good doctor, how can we never fix this limp? How long have you been sitting on that question? Damn, a lot about that. I don't know. Right? What's he, what's he? Genius. My memory of that show is like he never fixed anything. He just diagnosed, he was like a, the diagnoser. Everyone would be like, we can't figure it out. I can't figure out what's going on. He'd walk in and say, this is what's going on. And then he'd just leave. Yeah, was that a theme of the show? He would walk in at all the other doctors would think it was a loopess. He'd be like, it's not loopess. Yeah, yeah. And then he'd say what it is. Yeah, real credits. Yeah. And then he'd pop a pill and it was sick. Yeah, what a show. So for the leg injury left, it was fear of pain for rest of his life. But it wasn't until the penultimate episode of the first season that viewers learned his injury was caused by an infarction, incurred about the whole thing. What? No, this is an infarction. What do you do about now? I want to know what he did about golfing. What do you do about golfing it? That was the big twist of house. By the way, this is not real. This is a show. Yeah, we're treating this like-- I love it. It's crying out. It's real. It's crying out. What actually happened? Yeah. When people were like the sticklers for plot holes, you're like, I don't fucking know. I wrote the script and that's it. Yeah. I didn't expect people to just pick apart every little thing. Stephen. Brilliant doctor. Couldn't figure it out himself. Oh, he got a blood clot while he was golfing. He wasn't run over by a golf cart. That's the latest injury you could get. OK. I had to look up at the bar. I got injured doing a full send video. Dead muscle blockage while golfing. Oh. All right. It's up Brandon. Hey. How are you? How are you holding up Brandon? Good. Good. Good. Having a good time. Yep. My team's back. It's so good to be back. Quarterbacks want to stay there, too. Yeah. He's staying, huh? Really good. Yeah. You texted me the other day, are you doing OK? Was it cousin of my predictions? Yeah. It was the Michigan game. I'm to the point where I enjoy when it happens. OK. All right. We had that discussion when you were when you were out arguing with Zach, were like, does he-- No, I was good. OK. It gets a blood flowing. OK. And you got to admit, the organ one is like humorous. Like who in the hell could have seen that coming? Yeah. It's good for business, too. It is. It is. This is Boob. I hope you realize that for real. No, I got it. Did you see it? If you were the right guy, no one's. No one would give a fuck if you were right about your predictions. Did you see the Brandon Walker Coswell Ball Show? 125,000 views for the recent one. Yeah. There you go. Hell yeah. Rob. Yeah, everything's up. You're over here. Pretty big. So things are good. Thank you, guys. What's your last episode of the act? Hopefully, pretty soon. I believe socially fatigued. I am. How? You don't want to waste energy here. Not correct. I'll let you out of the act. Well, I don't actually want out of the act. I enjoy the act. No, but if you want to be out of the act, I'll-- But I enjoy the act. You just have to do one thing for us. Oh. I'm not-- You have to eat the cum of your number three on the list, which I think is you. I'm not number three on my list of eating cum. Oh, you don't know. You still haven't given us the list. Are you going to drop the list tonight on Twitter? The list isn't going to be awesome. I don't have a list. Top two. People would still park you. I have a list. Oh, yeah. People would be so mad. What the fuck, dude? Drop your top 10 cum. No, stop saying a list. I don't-- no, no, no, no, no, I don't have a cum list. If a football team had a collective cum, what's your-- It's too far, bro. It's too far, bro. Dude, thank you. It wasn't gross until now. Button it up. A collective cum wand. I bet if a football team was-- Oh, we know what you meant. Like a cauldron of-- yeah. Who's would-- Yeah, bubbling cauldron. You're a cauldron. It's the best. I think would you think it'd be correlated with how good they are as a team or the reverse? Like-- Well, I didn't want-- no, stop. I bet that-- I'd sit in there. Stop. Oh, right. He was about to barrel into that debate. Accidentally taking a sip of wafered. [LAUGHTER] Oh, in cardboard. In a bird. In a bird. Oh, I got Steve Austin's load. [LAUGHTER] I ordered Georgia. This is a good list idea. It is kind of weirder that you don't have a preference, like you're just willing to eat anyone's. I'm just going to-- Letting you choose. I'm just going to assume next time you release a top 10 for anything, it's going to be-- It's a cum list. It's a cum list. Yeah. Although, the next list that comes out-- It's going to be the cum list. The cum list. Next rank. Whatever the title is. Yeah. 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Well, that was fun cash app. Brando that's the V college football guy. Yes. What do you think about the sar Colley Row interaction? I think Sarc has fewer personal skills than anybody in a CEO position should ever have. I think he he just doesn't know how to treat people or act with people couple of years ago. There was the pregame where the guy who was letting him out of the tunnel put his hand on him. His chest said, don't go yet and Sarc yelled at him and motherfucked him. I think Sarc has no personal skills whatsoever. That being said, I've never liked Holly Row so I liked it. Oh, never liked Holly Row. So what else we got? What? Why don't you like Holly Row? 20 years ago, my favorite announcer, my favorite play about playing announcer Ron Franklin, who's dead now, RIP, got fired by ESPN because during a broadcast, he was throwing it down to the field and he called Holly Row either honey or sweetie and he got fired. And I've always blamed Holly Row for that. Maybe she maybe that's not fair, but probably not fair, but you blamed her for that. Well, you got fired because he called her honey or sweetie. She did. She fired. She received it wrong. I don't know if she, I'm just telling you all what I thought. That was 20 years of carrying this around. Ron Franklin, great announcer. State. Any rebuttal. It's not a man or a thing. It's just. It's Tommy sweetie. Sweetie. Sweetie. You don't great sweetie. Thank you. Thanks sugar. I used to sock like that on the news. Yeah. I was watching the 9/11 news broadcast the day it happened and before it happened, they were talking about like Whitney Houston was spotted out looking absolutely fucking horrible. It looks like shit. It must be all the drugs. I think that's how they talked. Yeah. Yeah. No, you got no more fun. All the more beautiful. No matter what. 20 years. That's a long time to hold a grudge long grudge. Y'all don't irrationally hate an announcer or a side of that reporter. I don't know those do. I don't like. Okay. Probably. I had to. There's not an announcer where you're watching sports and like God damn it. Am I the only one? I'm the only one. Yeah. You get annoyed by their work. Yeah. Yeah. Jason Garrett's not. Yeah. He's not good. Pump me up. You get me. Did you guys talk about Odell's legs? No. What happened? He was warming up. They were real shiny. Oh, he's he's got a lot of work done. Yeah, but his legs were real shiny. I think he oiled his legs before warm up. He did? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Those are so sure. Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. I wish. Yeah. What? Listening. Oh, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. Are they too shiny? Yeah. What kind of works he had done? Uh, his face. Really? Yeah. Now notice he looks like he looks like a video game. No, I guess I did not. Does that help him slide their pants on maybe? Probably. Oh, you could pants him. He'd be so pantsable. So pantsable. If you pants a guy with oiled legs slide right down. Yeah. Shit. It's shit. All through his dick. It goes out. Who lost this prank war? He also died as hair blonde but was not ready to reveal it until the Sunday Night Football Warmoves. Okay. So he kept wearing a cap to cover you, but announced that he had done it. He's died as hair blonde a lot before. I picture him as a bio only know him as a blonde guy. I can't even picture him without it. So no, that's. Did he even did he get a catch? Did he play one catch seven years? Okay. He did play. He got called out by Collinsworth for clearing out a route for likely to make a catch. I remember that vividly, but I don't remember his catch. But he's like, here's the ODL Beckham Jr. difference. He goes across the middle and they all follow him and then likely got a first down. So that's a thing. He did that. Shiny legs and shiny legs. There was a second Ron Franklin reporter incident, by the way, that led to his fire. Oh, was it? Okay. Well, then there you go. What was that one, Teige? He called another reporter sweet baby. Okay. And then called her an asshole. Oh, sweetheart. And then go. See, there you go. You learn more every day. Wait, is that five years after the Hollywood incident? Yes. So he didn't get fired for that. Oh, I guess he does. Sweet baby. Sweet baby is too much. Oh, hold on. What's the Chick-fil-A coverage? Coaches are giving up. What does that say to the players? Franklin responded. Howdy. It's not giving up. It's 49.21. Sweet heart. Oh, I'm going to go ahead and say he probably sucked a little behind the scenes as well. Yeah. Ron Franklin is just going to throw that out there. So you're Ron Fatimo Franklin. Yeah. Can I get eyes on if he's like a cute old man? He's dead. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But before he died, probably, was he a cute old man? Yeah. This is true. Well, there's, yeah. There's one fact about his. Okay. Yeah. It's not old enough now. No, not cute enough either. Well, he looks too tall to able to. That's cute. I like. No. It was good glasses. It was good. So it seemed like the Hollywood incident he apologized for and everyone moved on. Well, see, now you learn every day. I blamed Hollywood for 20 years. Maybe I should have blamed Hollywood. So now do you forgive and maybe even like Hollywood? But didn't Hollywood nudge out that other lady reporter? That's right. Pushed her. Yeah. Well, that's just leaning in. Girlfriends. Wow. That's just being a girl boss. Oh, okay. Okay. I heard that. That's not it anymore though. Girlboss isn't taking a step. I really saw. He wrote the one that told that awful story. The Oregon Oregon state game. I'm trying to find that now. I want to see the chef. Let's see what you let's see what she's got. Oh, this was just this was on Twitter over the last 48 hours, where I don't feel sorry for Holly Rogue because she does this other female reporters and like, there's right after a game and she just kind of forearmed shivers a lady. It's kind of a scrum though. So it's it's not. I was going to say, dude, it's probably do that all the time trying to. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, there's nothing. So yeah, she's shoved her out. It's more than a forearmed shiver. She really got in there. I think what happens to is there's a. I think sideline reporters do a very good job because there are things they see that we don't get to see. Yeah, but whenever a sideline reporter is attacked or anything, this other sideline reporters come to their defense. So they're like the strongest union in the world. Yeah. Like, remember when Karissa came on and she said, like, sometimes she make up quotes. Like the other sideline reporters like fucking brutalized her because they're like, this is bullshit. She's undermining our entire profession. I think there's a little bit of like, we need to prove that what we're doing is important. We, we, I like sideline reporters do add something to the game. We're cool. Yeah. I don't want to get on your bad side. Yeah, I'm pro, especially the hot ones. Let's just call it. Yeah, the sexy ones. Yeah, they're really good. All right. Well, I'll take it back. Holy row. I spent two decades doubting you and I'm sorry. How's big of you? Yeah. I thought she was the one that got Ron Franklin fire. But if she's not, then she's all good with me. It might have been him. I was like, around Franklin. He's dead. Ultimate. COVID. Is that what it was? Yeah. COVID got him. That was a very Rico Bosco grudge of you. Well, there's more ties. No, I'm just saying like to remember. a situation year specific way and then have the facts like be brought to you and be like, Oh. I mean, it's way different. Yeah, but I, but I am media. This is not regobosco. I made it. It was like, Oh, my bad. His beef with friend for Shilla for 20 years, and then I was like, Rico, I just read this article that none of this happened. He's like, Oh, oh, you know how the media works. Yeah, but you're the media. But Rico doesn't stop his beef. Yeah. No, he did stop it with friend. Did he? Yeah. Oh, I mean, it was just wrong. What he said. Well, I guess mine was wrong, too. Yeah. Sorry, Holly. Do you feel lighter? You're so pure. No. But what are some other beefs you have? Oh, I got a lot mostly sports riders and people like that. I just don't. Yeah. Ebo? Yeah. Ebo sports rider. Mostly sports riders. Oh. Fair enough. Yeah. Connor, Ebo. You do have Connor blocked. I do. Why didn't we do that? We did it on the show, though. That was a bit. We did. We did it on block him. Yeah. I'm not going to go through the charade of doing it. I thought it was at the Cubs game. Oh, it was because he was, he was just stealing everybody's tweets. Oh, that's right. He just steals everybody's tweets. He stole Ebo's tweet and got like 700 million impressions, so I didn't want him to do that to me. Connor's trying to get a beer with me. What? I heard. I heard. You tell me if this is true. Was there some crossfire there that Cody got caught up in that mix? Yeah. But you were going to go. So Connor and I had, we have disagreements from time to time that pop up about Penn State. And he tells me that I don't know all the facts. I was with you. You embarrassed him when he was giving a tour to a guest. No. He started coming at me and saying, I don't know the facts. You asked him if he was victimized by-- Oh, yeah. Well, I did maybe go there because we were just going in circles. I had to end it. We went right there. It was in the middle. But you showed up. It's been like 10 minutes. It would have been 10 minutes. Also, the guest was a stooly. Like, we're almost doing a podcast for him. 10 minutes with Connor. Yeah. It feels like hours. So he asked me. He was like, we should get a beer one time. And I was like, I'll do it if you tell me everything you know. And then on Friday night, he was like, I'm at this bar. Come grab a beer. And then I was like, I'm going to Ann Arbor. I have to work. And he was like, OK, Cody was here too. And I just said, Connor. I think my exact quote was Connor. If you ever sneak attack me with Cody's social setting, I will spend every week and hour of the rest of my life trying to frame you for boy rape. That, that, I mean, imagine if you can't sneak Cody, you can't sneak Cody on a Friday night. You don't need to. You heard it. You heard it. You heard it. The list it consent. Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's tough. Yeah. Cody. You think you think it's going to happen? You think you're going to get a beer. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. He could exonerate. He'll keep saying he knows something that we don't know. I don't understand. He's. So he loves Joe Patrano. He's in, he's in a content game. He's got a platform. I feel like this is the most no brainer. Tell us everything you know. We would do insane numbers. It would exonerate the greatest coach in Penn State history. I continue to be confused. His programs forever tainted forever, eternity. And he has the secret to not make that so is what he says. He could fix all of it. He could he could basically Penn State should be mad at him for with, but he could also personally profit from it. He could do. Yeah. Conor tells all a Conor tell law. Oh, my God. What do some what is he waiting? What's he waiting for? I don't know. You know, my fear is what if he just does exonerate? Yeah. What if he's right? Yeah. He wins a Pulitzer. He wins the Pulitzer prize. Conor finds out. Yeah. Damn, he actually nailed that does. Yeah. Yeah. That would that would be I just pretty crazy. Pablo Torrey want to Pulitzer just fucking around with the podcast. Not I mean, I'm under selling what he did, but you know, like when he launched, he launched the show. It did feel like he was just like, do you remember the Big Mac commercial from 1997? We found the guy. Yeah. The background who, you know, we interviewed him and I was like, Oh, this is a cool kind of quirky show. And then now he's like, he changed on covering. He did do the impossible. We were talking about last night, Steve Balmer basically tweeted and was like, yeah, they got me. I'm sorry. Steve Balmer is a level of wealth that he thought he was never going to have to apologize or each shit ever again for anything. And he just had to do it. You know how painful that must be for Steve Balmer when you get to the billions, no one ever says you're wrong about anything, anything. He never has to eat shit and then he had to for this Cuban did the same thing kind of. Yeah. He had to walk by his he was. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. So it could be Connor. Like you get to that level and you're like, guess what, I'm done being wrong. Ever again. God. That's gonna be awesome. Never. Never have a disagreement again because no one would ever disagree with him. And then he had to eat shit. Got him. God is us. I'm sure making enemies of multiple billionaires is this fine. Yeah. Yeah. He's probably getting a lot of public. Probably getting watched right now. I'm saying he needs to. He needs to reverse. He needs to. Uno reverse him again and just like if I were public or he like every time I take out my trash, I'd make it look like it was a dead body. Take out just like buy a bunch of rugs just to throw them out. Yeah. Really struggling with it. Yeah. And then see bombers like look, I got Pablo. I think again, it's like getting pants with another pair of pants on under. Yeah. Reg should start wearing double pants. You spoke to Greg today? We had him mostly sports. He's not he's he's got the flu. It's tough because he had such a big weekend drinking a fuck ton of beer. He was staying with the boys and watching football and staying up late and they woke up. They woke up this morning with the didn't feel good. Yeah. It's got to be the flu. It has to be. Is this going to affect? No, I'm joking. He actually he said he went to his buddy's place and on Saturday and his buddy has a cat. Oh. So he thinks that might it's not the 25 beers that's in that's the rare like a 48 hour alert, 48 hour cat flu. I also said, are you allergic to cats? He said, I don't know. Yeah. It's like the five star like death punch and kill bill. He has to get all the way back home till he starts sneezing for the cat. That's exactly what I did see a cat two days ago. Must be that. Hi. What's that? It's not the 25 beers. Can we reach out to the bar and find the pantsing? Yeah. We need to. Bullwinkle. Or at least have Greg fly here so we can recreate it. I'd like to know just what when we're talking about it, they come out from behind hearing about a patent. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. Stephen, try to call it. Try to call bullwinkles. Yeah. If it was in the street, they totally have security put in just has to. I feel like I've 40 on Friday. It have to be from behind. Rod Daylight. I mean, I think it could pick pants Greg from the front, but that's the way you could win a pantsing and now that you say that, if someone goes from the front, your cock flops out and hits him in the face. If you're hard. If you're hard, pokes him in the ice of the ocean, your door stopper. He's got a, he's got a, he gets scratches his eyes, going to wear eye patch. It just kind of lifts your lip. Oh, what would you be talking about I was going to wet Willie with pre-com. Sprite in the ear. It's a little. Oh, shit. That sucks. That sucks. Would you be shocked if Greg got pants from the front? No. Definitely not. Definitely not. I think Greg would fall for every prank that Wiley Coyote balls. Yeah. Yeah, what if we, what if we get the video and it's like the guy finds a quarter behind Greg's ear, then pants. Greg walks into a tunnel painted on a wall. He's just oriented. The guy. You don't exist pants now. How did his boy get pants after him? That's what I don't. 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Use at dkng.co/offer, limited time offer, nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability, fairies by state, limited time offer. "Jay, you put on the prep sheet and the other section. How old is too old to own a beanbag chair? What prompted this on the prep sheet? Are you in the beanbag market?" "No. The way the chairs are in the gambling cave, some of them kind of look like beanbags." "In what way?" "Yeah. It's like kind of on its side. Yeah. Oh, those." "Oh, yeah. Yeah. So T-Bob looks like he's very comfortable on a beanbag chair. It can't be your primary chair. "Yeah. I think if it goes with the room, if you have a gaming room or something, it's fine. But can't have a beanbag." "Also me and T-Bob both have kids. We can have beanbags in our house." "Why did a beanbag I gave you?" "And that's the beanbag. That's not even a beanbag. That's like a full-ass room." "Yeah." "I think it's jack-and-and-a." "Couch." "It's not for you or bad for you. There's no one between you." "It's not bad, right?" "It's got to be bad. It's got to be bad for your back and your joints and shit." "But once you're on them, they're fine. It's getting up and getting in, or it's in and out." "You could be laying in a way that's hurting you and you wouldn't know until you get up." "Let's try to stand up." "Yeah." "Well, are my uncles like a basement TV room where we'd all watch the Eagles games?" "Sure." "And he had a mega beanbag like an adult-sized crazy one where you could stand and then flop back into it, and it was the comfiest." "That's what I do in the U.S." "You flopped." "Yeah, I just fall into it because it's so big." "I loved it. I like a beanbag from time to time. If you're at the right angle where you don't have to be picking your head up, it's real." "I actually like to fall face-first into it and then roll onto my back." "Whoa." "Oh, that's fun." "I like to present them dying." "Talking beanbags?" "Oh, yeah." "You got a real thing." "You got a real thing." "You got a real thing." "It's like your go-to." "It's not my go-to. My kids kind of move it around the house, but--." "They move it?" "I'll use it, yeah." "Dry dragon." "Oh, that thing was massive." "Yeah." "I have a beanbag, take." "Ooh." "I think they're like the reputation of beanbags is way too high." "I think they outweigh the reputation is bigger than the actual utility." "Yeah, you think like this is the funnest chair possible." "I think it's not that great." "Yeah, I agree with hammocks." "Yeah, hammocks." "Yeah, we're back." "People love hammocks, but then." "You know." "You get in it and it's kind of--" "Yeah." "I think this is also a fact, I think." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Because we're just not built for hammocks." "I will say the vacation house I had in Door County a couple of weeks ago had the elite hammock." "Really?" "And it might have been my first grade hammock in my life." "Yeah." "And that was--." "I was like, oh, I get it now." "But you have a beanbag chair. You're like a fun person." "But that's not-- it's okay." "They're going to fall into the category of water beds soon." "Mm." "I don't think beanbags will ever fall all the way out." "Oh, I think they made it a long time." "But when we leap off the stairs into it, they can." "Yeah." "I had two roommates who got in a fight, like just, you know, argument and one of them flipped out and cut open the other ones beanbag." "Oh my god." "It was so much." "The brutal cliche." "Shit." "The real asshole thing to this." "Yeah." "One of my favorite KB stories when he ripped his beanbag." "Do you like beanbag chairs?" "No, it's one of those things you buy it, yeah." "Yeah." "It's supposed to be the funnest thing in the world." "It's not." "It does feel comfortable." "Oh, no." "Also, Danny, bring back water beds." "Wait, food on the table?" "Water beds kind of rocked." "I had a water bed till I was like 20." "Did it ever pop?" "No, no. It the only thing that happened, it was a heated water bed and the heater bed." "Wow." "And then it was cold." "I feel like you got to be careful." "They're insanely heavy." "They're really heavy." "Yeah, yeah." "But the frame was huge, it dominated the room, but god damn it." "But like, are they bangable?" "Can you bang on a water bed?" "Oh, yeah." "Really?" "Oh, yeah." "Oh, yeah." "No bounce back." "You're being seasick." "Yeah." "There's no." "Is it missionary-only?" "Can seasick." "There's no." "Who would?" "Be barfers." "Yeah." "We used to tell, we used to like wrestle on." "Really?" "Water bed's great." "I always thought there were a lot of water beds." "Now, I had a way free butter." "I had a waveless water bed." "What's the point?" "No, why?" "Well, there's some that. " "That's just a bed." "But there are some." "My bed's way free." "Brandon, you were just pissing the bed." "There are some that are really squishy and you get the. " "And there are some that were. " "I guess they're stront, they're tighter or whatever." "You don't. " "A way free water bed sucks." "Not really, it was pretty sick." "Is it bad on the back?" "No, it was great on the back." "Bring back water beds." "Water beds are fucking awesome." "I agree." "I want a bed treadmill to simulate movement." "Hold on." "I like where the rain is going." "I need to understand how it would work." "But I like it." "Technology has to be there because for me, there's nothing better than being in a car and a smooth driving highway road trip." "You want to feel like you're being transported without. " "I want to feel it." "We have the technology to simulate movement." "Yeah." "But so you want it to. " "You want the bed to hit a bump every once in a while?" "No bumps." "Okay." "Just feel like it's in and you got the noise." "I want to feel like I'm in motion." "I think this is one of those ideas that your brain is so far ahead of technology." "But you might be the only person to ask." "Like I like the idea, I just can't understand how it would work and I think that it's such a good idea, but technology is so far behind your own brain." "Victure like a treadmill." "Right." "And the bed." "Well where would you go?" "The bed's on a treadmill." "Oh the bed." "What about like a TV that's playing like a video that looks like you're in a car?" "But then the bed would also move." "Because I do agree like if you were on a bed on a moving walkway in perpetuity, that would rock." "Right. Maybe I'm overestimating the technology that we have, I'm thinking more VR which isn't, that doesn't simulate movement, does it?" "You don't feel the force." "Yeah." "I know what you're saying." "We have the technology." "I like that." "You got to build it, it's out there." "Yeah." "You don't make this." "Yeah." "We could make this." "She's perpetually in motion while you're sleeping." "I kind of like that." "And until then, ambient, melatonin, pain killers." "Blued." "Yeah." "The big four." "Every night." "Every night." "I have ghastly nightmares." "Every night." "Don't wake up well rested." "It's the only way though." "Yeah, wake up feeling shitty." "Horrible." "Eat hours of sleep." "But you still feel like shit." "Feels like zero." "Oh man." "What do you, I mean, I just can't get the cast off." "Like a little brain, it's complex." "It'll be the next list he puts out." "He's being so coy about it." "Well he doesn't like when we're talking about things "that he's going to talk about on the brand-of-walker college." "Right, yeah." "We're stepping on his show tonight." "Yeah." "He's going to be so mad at us when the cops come out." "Oh well." "Steven, what do you got for us?" "Let's see." "Oh, credit to mostly sports, I can't see this." "You guys called out Madison Beer." "Might have counter-griffens." "We did not call this out." "We did not call this out." "Brandon called this out." "Monstego." "This is bad." "Cause she looked good." "Yeah." "She looks good." "I disagree with everything Brandon says about this topic." "Yeah." "I think what really happened is," "Brandon mentioned that she looked good." "And then we pointed out that like months ago," "we introduced him to Madison Beers." "And he did not find her attractive." "What?" "And he challenged." "He's like, what?" "That's that didn't happen." "And we pulled the tape." "We played the tape." "And in the tape," he said. "She has Connor's eyebrows." "Also the first picture he ever saw of her was the one where she's like," "turning like this." "You know?" "And she's like biting her lip." "Yeah." "You know that one." "He didn't like that." "I think so, as far as I know, Brandon has seen Madison Beers twice." "This was the first time." "The second time was on Sunday." "And I think there was a huge difference between the second time he saw her and that picture." "If you understand what I'm talking about." "Rice." "Yeah." "So that, I think," "explains the 180 degree turn that he's done on this woman." "I thought she was terrific yesterday." "I thought she was really fantastic on the suite." "We're really putting it on the show for everybody." "She should be a sideline reporter." "She was awesome. She was fantastic." "Now, you couldn't just assume she had breasts in the first picture?" "It's a dangerous game." "You like Carl Everett and Dinosaurs? If you don't see him, it doesn't count." "They don't exist." "I maintain that last year when I saw her for the first time. It was fresh off Connor Griffin getting his new eyebrows." "And we were getting used to the world where Connor Griffin saw him everywhere." "Dieter eyebrows." "Dieter eyebrows." "So I was very eyebrow heavy that week." "Yeah." "And when they showed the picture, I was like, more eyebrows." "Oh, no." "And I didn't even see the person." attached to him and that's my fault. But now having seen more information yesterday, but I am fully on board. Yeah, I saw information. And I am fully on board with everything I support, everything they're doing over there with the San Diego Chargers of LA. It was four months after the eyebrows. And that's not enough time. You got to understand that first countergripping eyebrow hitting me like a ton of bricks. It was, it was probably six months of therapy I needed to get over countergripping and his diet eyebrows. Also stop knowing things. So goddamn fast, TJ, there's no reason you would know that it was four months for him. But Madison, my calendar confirmed you think she is attractive. I agree with the sentiment that she is attractive, yes. And you got to understand I already have the Holly Row comment on my record for this show, so I can't. You can't have two. I can't have two. I get you. Do you want to tell me what you want to say? And I'll say it. No, no, I, again, Madison beer, lovely, lovely, yeah, fantastic stuff. Chargers look bad. Chargers do look bad. Mm-hmm. Cowboys look bad. Yeah, just in her, but really, Hank had the correct take. He, he fucked America over because he had played a little better route. I've seen more Madison beer. I think we'll see plenty. She's got her own stuff. You could see her in. Don't watch the fuck are you. Are you over the moon about the bears? Oh, dude, that was insane. Yeah, that was crazy. No worries about defense. Oh, tons of works. Oh, oh, my God. Defense is so bad. Better place for a fan, though, to have a great, exciting offense. Yeah, yeah, just so, so much, like every drive you're just filled with so much excitement and confidence. Ben Johnson is just, he's just a fucking man. He's the man. Your dolphin's branding. Oh, I'm out to go in 17. You're DAC. No, that, that, that, that was George Pickens. Everybody's giving up on the Cowboys a little too fast. That was one bad game against a team that got their shit together in the offseason. I'm fine with that one. But the dolphins, oh, in 17. So we can get, I guess, arch now. Yeah, it was not a great day for quarterback. Yes, not down to more. Also, maybe we just suck for two years and with the mannings let Oh, you're guy. My guy. Oh, the mannings would probably let him go to Miami over to soon. But well, they did say no to San Diego 20 years ago. Right. Well, I'll stay quarterbacks. Don't have like a great track record. No, don't, you know what they can. No, no. Fucking no, dude. Will Mississippi State find the money? This is crazy. This is the new state of college football that you're like, you know, in the back here, you, let's hope he stays. In the back, your head, you're like, fuck loves Mississippi State. I understand. People love money too. He and we're going to find sure he comes from a well to do family. We're going to find Mississippi. We're going to find it. You're going to find that money. Yep. You know, he should do give all my money to him. Only fans. Who? Who should do you should do only fans for the fund? And what should I sell to give him to raise money? Greg Maddox come in your mouth. No, say that's what I was afraid of. Would you donate? We don't have to watch this. That's just wait. Oh, what'd you say? She just said that he loves God told him to go to Mississippi State. All right. All right. That's that goes in your favor. That's good. Yeah. If the G-man is is getting involved, that's stronger than N I L. For sure. We threw our program in God's name and images and likeness. That's our N I L. That's dabbo. That's dabbo. Yeah. He said that. Yeah. He thinks dabbo is not good. Nope. Not good. Yeah. Fuck his body of work. Fuck his legacy. Yeah. Kyle, you're like a white knight for like successful male. Yeah. I believe them alone. Yeah. It's like. Leave Kyler, Murray alone. Right now as a horrible game. Oh, now we're going to just going to categorically disregard everything he did last season. He's bad. He sucks. He's a bum. Justin Herbert is a fucking bum. No wonder he's a bum. He's been titty fucking Madison. That's why he's playing like shit. You're a voice for people that have much larger platforms. Yeah. A voice for guys that don't really need a voice. A voice for the loud. The worst part is like I really wake up in the morning and I feel so much fucking anger. Like I have to defeat sports media. Like with my logic. I'm seeing this. I'm the only one seeing the ball right now. Like yes. It is so easy to have a bad game in the NFL. It is. It is. Pay attention. It's going to happen to everyone. Everyone is going to have a dog shake game. Josh Allen will. Who else is even loved? Matt Stafford just did. Is he getting shit on? He is. See you search for it when I got a quarterback as a bad guy. I search their name plus every derogatory. I have to say that they search their name plus bomb and then it's it's a million. Dude, I can't wait until you accidentally tweet it. Like Jordan love with the names of Jordan. Jordan love your tweet instead of searching love in quotes. Fucking bitch. I do that every day. What is the point? What are we striving for? Do you think dudes aren't going to want to be NFL quarterbacks anymore? No. Yeah. We keep shooting. There's two mean dude. We're ruining football. We're really two mean to NFL quarterbacks. Did you all sign all your yeah cards? Yeah. Yeah. I got to do it after the show. Halfway done. Did you guys see Cadix video? Yes. Oh yeah. I was laughing so hard. You like sports? I love sports. Just the word. Sports. Sports. This sport gets me excited. More sports. How about this one? Have I ever heard of sports? Sports. Sparks. Love sports. All the sports. Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports. I love sports. Do you like sports? Draft case. Sports. There's like a section of the internet that doesn't know this is a spoof on Sydney Sweetie. Oh, I did. Oh, yeah. Sydney Sweetie did that exact ad. What's hard? It's better or worse or shut the fuck up you guys. You guys saw that. I saw it. He's fucking away. He's fucking. I saw still images of Sydney Sweetie doing some type of ad camp. I definitely saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I still celebrate everything in Sweetie's car. I failed the dummy again. I know. You know you've seen it. You're on too high of alert because there's a very he definitely. I did not see this. I probably cut my fucking cock off if I saw it. I'll get my axe. No, I didn't see it. But she ever tits out. Yeah. And people were like, oh, man, bars still jump the shark. No, because they didn't see the sweet. Come on now. What? I mean, it plays even without having seen the sports. It's funny. Somebody made a point on Twitter when the Sydney Sweetie one came out. If that came out 15 years ago, they would have to just drop everything and jerk off. Oh, yeah. Now they're so desensitial. Yeah. So this is so true. I'll pass it. I would have to. Yeah. I would ravage myself silly. 1999. That would have been an entire year. Yes. Yes. Just book my calendar. I'm out. I'm taking the year off. I'm eating my dick. But now you just scroll past it. That would have been the real why two kids. Yeah. Yeah. Stop. Oh, man, if nobody's going to work, it was a commercial and just having to like try to beat your dick before the commercial ends. Just speed run it. I would have been. I was 14 when that happened. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, printing out a picture on the home computer. Just taking it. It's going back. Right. You finished before it gets to a bit of cleavage. We're out of ink. Mom, we're out of ink. There'd be swarms of dude in Times Square. Oh, yeah. Just beating off the Times Square. Yeah, they wouldn't be able to put it up. Yes, they put it in Times Square. Yeah, you're right, though. We are just that size. It's like, all right. Yeah, there's Sydney Sweetie's just a list actress giant bear titties, scroll past seeing that. It is amazing. She has a stranglehold on this country, given that we're in the free porn era. And she's not everything she does goes viral. Yeah, what you mean? No, it's like impressive. Like she's doing it. Yeah. Like some of the other bombshells did it against plumbers. You know, she's doing it again. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. She doesn't show, she's never shown her nipples. Has she? Oh, I love it. She did. Okay. I wasn't aware. Um, what movie? Well, and then the TV show she did, too, right? TV show. Thank you for you. And I think the house made. No, I was thinking the one with Glenn Powell. Anyone But you she shows there there's nipple. Yeah, how about that is it hers now got to be why they're on her body stunt nipple It's hers still the funniest riff one of the funniest risks KB saying that you're gay if you finished Titanic Now you made it past Kate wins. It's true detective. Oh, I thought it was I didn't know the boat went down. I stop. I appreciate wins lit too much as an actress. Yeah That's your that's your squeeze. Yeah, that's still going on still follow each other Yeah, well, you don't bring this Williams, so that never leave anywhere. We're DM'd a lot. That was crazy. Yeah, I'm so mad I miss such good content opportunity on Friday. You scared the shit out of me. Yeah, I was in the passenger seat My fiancee was driving me home. I had the dog on the lap. She picked me up from work and we were at a red light in the hand Just reached to our fucking car. Yeah, I just started petting her and you started petting my dog on your own car Yeah, they're the fuck I'm so mad after I wish I had taken a video like anyone else just pet random dogs when they're sitting in traffic But like the gap between lanes is bigger than you think you were In the cars All the way in the car. Oh, well his face is a little out so I was giving a little scratch under the under the chain. He's loving it. He was like what the fuck I really should have taken a video. Yeah, that was funny. Like anyone else do this. See a dog pet a dog middle of traffic and then he's drove away. I don't you didn't we didn't speak Yeah, well, I then was like that was a good moment and I can't get stuck next to you again at another red light So I sped off. Yeah, you to try to jump out it would have been so awkward if I was just sitting there I was like all right, you know when you have that like interaction and then you just keep Like oh another red light and the thing is you now nine times out of 10 my dog's biting Don't have been funny. That would have been funny. Yeah, and you would have made me put him down I get rabies Good old Arnie. Yeah, it's looking good. Yeah, is he busy been behaving? Yeah, he's a good boy now. Oh, no Say no for you only fights nine out of ten times. Yeah, no, he's he's a good boy He's so fun. He's a blast. He needs more me. He does He needs world. I also I didn't realize I was a faux pas on my end. I didn't realize you put my dog in a full Nelson I didn't realize it's frowned upon to like rile up a dog and then leave Well, it was uh It was about Midnight 1230 at night and uh We smoked weed on my roof and then you went downstairs my dog was sleeping You put him in a full Nelson chased him and then your uber was there That's so mean Cross-body till and with a turd Navy ride through boots in and he was ready to go Always cradle and then I had a step for like another two hours. It's just sprinting it back and forth in the house Yeah, you can't do that to talk Bring one hit the last read which one is pork rinds. Oh, I can hit all pork rinds right I can absolutely hit pork rinds ladies and gentlemen is time to huddle up and listen closely It's football season so you know we're bringing back our game changing snack the unrivaled the unbeatable the almighty pork rind Your crunch time hero has arrived. 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I love it. Yeah, I'm I'm I don't know if you I'm dragging a little bit. Oh, yeah, we were in Michigan Saturday morning and then when I got back I went I went to My friend hard, you know hardy hardy was doing a concert in McHenry and I went over and watched the state game with him Nice stayed and watch the Ohio State game with him and then I left and I went back and I did the Brandon Walker show That's a full day was a full day It's not actual work, but it was just a full day and then yesterday. I I forgot how good that NFL halftime nap is or that first window Oh, man, but I was I was I was just like I was in and out of the bears I put the Bears Panthers game on yeah, and just kind of started flowing in and out if you can time that now Like four minutes left the second quarter wake up like ten minutes left. Yeah. Yes. It's great Bless you. Thank you. Danny. Were you on the PJ? I was yeah, you're always shocked by that. Oh Every time I every time like whoa, I got one better in PJ right at this point Brandon got very upset with the conversation topics on the PJ. No, this motherfucker dude. This what now? This motherfucker right here on Friday and cats every single time He never I don't know how often you've been around in cats Has he ever talked about death or dying on playing all the time on playing we got on private jet as soon as the the wheels go up He's like wouldn't it be crazy to die? Well, I pointed out the fact that if you died in a plane crash on September 11th in 2026 Yeah, that's not something anyone ever like everyone's like okay, but it was 2026 Like your your death is completely irrelevant and rightfully like Brandon Walker died on September 11th win 26 that's a tough one. Yeah, right? Play crash on September 11th. You're like, oh, I know how this and then yeah, right? They're like no It's actually 2020. Yeah, five years later. It's like no one. No one cares and then no one cares again Rightfully so it would be on a PJ so then just wait. Oh, he did show. It would be the same as the fucking Submarine Nobody wants the guy talking about death on the plane next to him and then we did Mount Rushmore of worst days to die Okay, Christmas Christmas Eve Christmas Eve and Christmas day because like what no one everyone's gonna just a year after you die Everyone's self-interference. No, I'm saying like in terms of remembrance of you. Okay. Yeah fourth of July And I wouldn't want to ruin Christmas for like my family correct Any Danny had a dog shit entrance into it. What? He says bird your birthday. I would love to die on my birthday I think that's poetic the cleanest tombstone I said the easy bell you did friend and that was a bad one What but is there a best day to die like is it might be your birthday? Same Patrick's Day would kind of be epic Yeah, cuz then ever would drink in your remembrance, right? Yeah, they would get that emotional like I love you a thing at the end of the night It would yeah the day before week one was one of the worst ones which happened to be also when we're on a plane on Saturday I don't know if I hate New Year's that one on the way back. Yeah, we did that one on the way back It would have to be a holiday 40 minute flight guys. You talked about death the whole fucking time. Yeah I think dying on the day a super famous person also dies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like you died the day. If I died next to him Oh, he's September 11. Yeah, yeah, they're false about a relevant dance and others. That would be for solely September 11th He would forget the other one Yeah, I think any type of big hot like fourth of July that would suck cuz then the rest of you know Tom Sheffield. I would want people to be busy. I don't want like Fringe homies to come visiting before I die like yeah, yeah, please leave Tim Curry died the same day dolly died right? Oh, yeah, it was tough man Man if I if I died on a plane with you guys, it probably take people like three weeks My dad had a flight Friday and Thursday night laying there bed I convinced myself his plan was gonna go down I was like so convinced I had like I went through the whole thing my head like tears streaming down my face as he was like next to me And I was like do I tell him I decided not to tell him is that fucked up? Is he fine? He's fine Seems okay, but he did have a bad travel day. He did have a bad travel day It's a pump show. So maybe you were on to something, but I was so convinced. I was like just had a feeling I was like, should I tell him is it fucked up not to tell him should probably go on medication. I was just a drug Fight try drugs. I think what's worse? That would be a freak incident where it's like, you know a piano falling on you Because people aren't even sad. There's like they're laughing like oh, what are the odds? Yeah, I don't even think you would show up to the funeral I said everybody died from a piano phone. It's been a while Yes, totally that's my theory of like the bananas in the month. I don't know if anybody's ever slipped on a banana peel Mario slipped on one the other day. I thought he was I thought that was a Mario joke. How many times? You got hit by a shell right after. Oh, I'm Bowser. You tripped. How many men have been till by just washed a turtle? Why are they in the air? It definitely happens. It turns you I heard it turns your teeth into the piano. Yeah, and you walk like an accordion. Yeah, but you walk off every time. They die off screen. Do you see the dude who does? - You died mid or after penis enlargement surgery? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - From like an infection? - I don't know. I just don't know if the text they're doing larger penis. - Imagine your family having to tell your loved ones that. - What do you rather have? - The whole world, no. - Goofy penis than one that's just hurting all the time. - No. (laughing) - Huge and constant pain. (laughing) - Any type of elective surgery to better yourself if you die in that, that's pretty tough. - You don't really have to die. - Yeah, penis enlargement surgery. - Wait, hold on a second. - There's no. - His nickname was tiny, right? - Okay, I actually, it's fair that he tried to neck. - Yeah, I understand. - But yeah, what? - I know. - He's getting it. - Right. - Right. - Oh no. - It was only five inches. (laughing) - The gap just got bigger with the averages. (laughing) He was bringing them down. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh yeah, hell no. - That sucks to die for penis enlargement. - It's just like, it's tragic, but. - There's got to be a lot of laughs at your funeral. - That's a tough thing to hold up. - I mean, yeah, if it took then. - And it's like, yeah. - Did you open casket but the bottom's the whole time? - Yeah. (laughing) - You know how you get your money's worth? - Yeah. - Show that thing off. - He was really proud of it. (laughing) - His new penis. - Chicks die from the butt, all the BBL, all the time. - Yeah. - Really. - Joe Rivers, didn't she die from plastic surgery? - Was it from plastic surgery? - Kanye's mom died. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's tough. - Oh, I didn't know that. - 'Cause a lot of people go like to other places to get it done where it's maybe not. - They had like concrete to it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's the best. I don't know. - If it makes you feel beautiful. - Yeah. - I took like a forensics class in college a million years ago and they said you'd be surprised the amount of people who die, like jerking off and stuff. Like they go for like, they go for a light electrocution or a light, a light strangle. And I always wonder if you're the medical examiner, do you tell the family or? - I think you do. I think you're very dispassionate about it, right? And you, it's just like matter of fact. - They were jerking off and they went a little too hard. I would maybe if I was doing something like, that's what I said. I'd leave a note for the medical examiner in case things went wrong. Tell them it was this instead. - I think you would just need like a homey there to like, help you out. If you're into that, I'd imagine you're not worried about being watched. - Like a buddy who helps you lift. - Yeah, yeah, slaughter someone. - No, I don't know. Anyways, be careful if you're doing that, I guess. - By the way, the Cooper Sound Trailer is gonna, or the Cooper Sound video's coming right after this. So the boys in Cooper Sound, full video, why it, shout out why it, let's see the trailer. - Yeah, I'm in. (screams) - I'm allergic to bees. - Donnie, this is a bulbous nest. (laughs) - Next, the trailer. - This is awesome. (laughs) - The smoke is in my lungs. (upbeat music) - Oh man, there's anything more fun than doing this shit. - I'm Nick Grobson, I'm the Mayor of Cooper Sound and I don't approve any of this. - I'm just kidding. - He's kidding about the mayor. - He's the mayor. (laughs) - Yeah, I think the mayor. - Oh. - 25 minutes, we'll send you right to it from here. - I love that. - Awesome. - Everyone please watch. - Fuck yeah. - Great work by the boys, all behind the scenes. Oh man, all right, should we spin the wheel? Brandon. - I'm not in charge of the wheel. I brought swim trunks today. - It's down to me and you, huh? - Yep. - Oh, we're good. - Not today. - Not today, wheel. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. (audience applauds) ♪ It's the act, it's the act ♪ ♪ It's your straw, the act's style ♪ ♪ It's the fruit of the act ♪ ♪ It's the act, it's the act ♪ ♪ Yes, time to talk, shop and do ♪ ♪ A Yankees bar, it's the act ♪ ♪ It's the act, it's the act, it's the act ♪ - Love you guys, see you tomorrow. Also, happy seventh wedding anniversary to Yak viewers, Jen and Aaron Bates. Happy anniversary. Love you guys, see you tomorrow.