The podcast, RU Garbage, delivers a lighthearted, comedic exploration of everyday absurdities and personal quirks through a mix of stand-up, audience interaction, and humorous storytelling. Hosts dive into topics like changing into a suit in a parking lot, the "dirt bag" habits of wealthy individuals (e.g., Warren Buffett’s sausage sandwich during market downturns), and nostalgic childhood experiences—such as playing with a clown or working summer jobs. The conversation often revolves around food, from canned peas and frozen vegetables to oddly shaped pasta like cappatelli and rigatoni, all presented with a mix of satire and personal reflection. The episode also touches on cultural differences in toilet paper disposal and highlights mental health awareness, promoting BetterHelp as a resource. Throughout, the tone remains irreverent and self-deprecating, celebrating the messy, unpolished realities of life. The hosts emphasize community and live engagement, promoting their official store and upcoming events, blending humor with a genuine connection to their audience. The episode serves as both entertainment and a candid look at how ordinary choices can become deeply personal and memorable, wrapped in the show’s signature trashy, authentic humor.
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I was, I, I'm such a dirtball. I didn't care about the laugh. I want to say, well, I hope you feel better. I'm sorry. Where's the sympathy for the devil around here? I hope you feel better. My coach is coming A from across the table. Listen, we call a family episode. Uh-huh. Family cares for one another. Can you tell I'm trying to move merch? Look at me. He's new. Are you garbage contacts? Are you garbage grills? Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm just hanging out. My favorite at my favorite mug just chilling. Just like Ron Howard. I think I'm making a bad movie. I feel that. That's how I feel. I feel. Got my dad hat. My Bernie's dad. That's what the kids are calling his dad. That's my son. He's like, get in. Your kid sucks. Yeah, I love it. The coach. Yeah, of course, the coach. The sun gets in. I'm a man who needs no introduction after all that Kevin moving merch. Guys, check out the official store of the promo code kit. First of all, thanks for tuning in. That was by accident. 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Uh, then obviously the greatest website of all time that we were. We were on iTunes as well. I looked at Andrew Santino episode was like top 14 episodes. Really? Comedy interview podcast posted by two fat idiots. Uh, the market's down right now. Um. And then obviously, uh, the greatest website of all time, WWW that Patreon, that comps. I show you garbage. You go over to get all that bonus content. And you can watch the full late paintball video. Whoa. Two operators. The arena of death. Uh, and the big man will shock you nimble. Stealth pizza. Guys eating pizza, mid intro. Crazy. What do you mean? I was hungry. And that's a part of the stick. Uh, let me taste. It really committed to the bid. Uh, committed to the bite. I was really disappointed in that pizza. That shitty pizza at an arcade. Uh, bummed out. They really let me down. You got to get some freak out. I don't think we talked to what you kept going. Hey, guys, I don't know if we ever talked as you came over to me. And you're like, Hey, I was just talking to the snack bar guy. He says we got to make on the move on this pizza. If we want to get one of them, I think we're all right, man. We were about to run and sweat and play was over for two more hours. He's like, I can't be in boozle me. So like, you would do it to murder. You went back over and started talking, though. And we're like, you're like, I don't know if it's like this fat dumb kid. He's like, yeah, I don't know. I mean, he's like, you're going to buy pizza or not. And you come back over. Listen, he said he can knock two bucks off the peper. Yeah, you were fucking over there. Dude, we kept looking over the kid and the kids like, I don't know, sir. Do you want the pizza or not? I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm not going to sign that but my word is my bond. How about a hand shake? Blood brother, you cut yourself. You spit in your hand. Hand like to hand that for me going anywhere. Sir, we don't take that. Well, my friend over there. He has all the money. He's going to have to pay. Pay the man. Take an expired American president. Oh boy, you got your tokens out. What a fun day. That was that was very fun. Really. Hey, go over there and check it out. Anyway, that works for the active military CIA FBI. If you're looking for a guy through the door. Give me a call. Okay. Get forward to someone's number because it wasn't a maybe. Oh, good time. Uh, yes. Um, one thing we were talking about. I think you were complaining on air about it, but also recently off air was your. Uh, I think the stain for, uh, Warren Buffett and his modest, uh, spending on McDonald's breakfast, right? That was that's a, and I'm right. Hey, look at you. No, to each the room. That's all. Oh, you don't you think it fuck him. Yeah. Okay. You should be buying sausage. Everybody. All the kids on the school bus. I don't disagree. I have to mark it up. I get a sausage and cheese after markets down. I got a sausage and cheese. Yeah. Fuck you. Guy, I'm thinking over it. I don't just get the sausage scraped off and give it to me. Okay. I'll have his cheese. I'll take his egg. Please. Well, can you pull up his actual order? It's famous. It's that thing. It was that interview. You know, it's, it's rumble long. They taught that in business school. Like that's. That's how you do it. He started out selling like bottle caps. Some, he was a host. I don't know. I don't know if that's his origin. He was selling gum or something. I'm sure he sold a door. Sure. He sold a lot of things. He used to intern. I was a kid. I did. I remember I'm so stupid. I thought I knew one thing about him and I was at a, I was at a wedding and I was trying to impress this cheeseburger. I'm a parrot head. And there was this real, there's this real big finance guy. Rich guy. I was talking. I think I'm saying a hot chick. Now, I think that's what I'm talking about. Your Warren Buffett history knowledge will really, and he's like, yeah, I'm a big Warren Buffett. I really, he's like an idol of mine. I'm like, you know, then I like threw out of fact. And he's like, that's not true. You know, he gets two big Macs every time the Hong Kong market tanks is like myself. They don't have the shame. I like that for lay a fish myself. I'm talking to the bus boy. You remember what the fact was that it was something about how he started Berkshire Hath. I forgot about I was like drunk and I was thought I was killing it and this kid just really and then he went because you know, when you're at a wedding, you don't really know a lot of people. I guess you probably. Is it a wedding? I told you is that a wedding. I thought you're in class. No, I was at a wedding. I was like trying to bond with you shut your mouth at a wedding. But he won a heater. That's what I was doing. Yeah, but I thought I was really feeling myself and man, I just, you know, rich British guy. Hello. I stay. Yeah, you thought you really had a short sleeve button down. Look at like joint fruit bears, beats the bad stuff. You got a dollar for the bartender. He got he got any quit on you. Hey, let me borrow five quit. May you know, Elton John. Yeah, what's his order though? All right. If the market's up a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. That's all right. Hey, listen, hey, shut up the S&P five. If the market's down sausage, egg and cheese, what? And then if the market's way down to sausage patties, which he combines and washes down with a coke, he also does the exact change. This guy's awesome. Actually, no, he's shopping like a homeless guy. He makes us say we did a two napkins and some bacon. Throw in some creamer for him. He's getting all the free shit. The market's down a little bit. He's got about your prep stuff in the back. Save yourselves. I got to tell you that's why coming around a little bit on him. Yeah. What? Bacon, egg and cheese. I want one right now. I can tell. It'll make him like that anymore. No. I respect on that. Yes, that's the so that's what it. So this is there was a few other people that I found that still they do similar stuff to that. Look, the hell's look even that hell is even that left the remote on the table. Leave that in. Don't cut that and show your mistakes. Either that stays in there. I thought that was one of those kids who put their photos to somebody else. This one of the beeps and they run away. Wait, what? Huh? I just do all your those dads lose it. Come on. You know what I'm talking about now. Frank show the prank videos. The kid runs up to somebody's phone. It makes a beep sound effect. And they think that they just transport her out there. Yeah, you lose it. My foot in. Yeah, you do chasing the kids on the street, your hat blows off the ball head.
I don't care. (laughs) Don't tell anybody about the cover of my dick. Why? (laughs) Is this if they pants me or something. - Ah, you think, before we get into that, - Thanks for thanks for her shoving that in there. Yeah. - This is what I thought it was, such as they can cheese sausage or sausage McMuffin. That's a bag in order. Also, I was gonna, you know, defend the guy a little bit. He was doing some interview with him and who's the other old geezer? - Charles, he died. - Good job. - Charlie something. - Unger. - Right? Charlie Munger. - Yeah. - Munger? - There you go. - Fucking Jim Kramer. - Over here. (laughs) - Stop, man, head money. - But you want to buy, are you going to buy too much? - They were out to, they must have, they were having lunch every day at the same place. Something like that. - Uh-huh. - He gets it and he's made me hungry for it. Warren Buffett and a hamburger with a little salt. - I like some burger. - You can catch him. Real simple. - That's it. - You ever just have a hamburger, not a cheeseburger? - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - It's wild. - I mean, I don't think it's that crazy. - It's crazy. - I can wrap my head around here. - There's a lot going on. There really is. - He gets to be flavored. - Next time you're in Burger King, grab yourself a whopper junior without cheese. - Take that to the vet. - And get me one. (laughs) - Get it without the cheese, but get the cheese. Malatou, Tudi, care of H-Voli. - Sure. - Another way that the guy, Charlie Irgin, head of dish network. - She got, I don't know why. - I'd be flopping. - That one at the time. - You look up his net worth. - This is rich people doing dirt bag shit, effectively. - Rich people being cheap. - Yeah. - Should be giving that. - But that's local bitch. - That is the how you made it. - What do you got? 18.7 bill, whatever. - Got that on me. - This is a few more hats we got to move. - I got that inventory sittin'. - Must compare that guy. - You got rockets and shit. - Uh huh. - You're 18 billion. - Oh yeah, that's why he must be broke 'cause he packs a lunch of a sandwich and gatorade daily. - All right, that's cool. - That's cool, right? That's not how these guys are actually-- - Why do you say something? - I was fuckin' bringin' this guy's balls. - And a sandwich bag of pretzels. - Uh huh. - Nice. - Yeah, it brings a simple sandwich and gatorade. - But he makes it. - He also shares hotel rooms on business trips with his employees. That. - That's it. - Okay. - That's a bug man business. - Oh no, there's one bed in my stepmoms here. - What? - Got my hand stuck in the dishwasher. - Ah, fuck that. - That's great dude. I wanna learn how he has. - He was also a professional blackjack in poker player. - Ain't no. - I mean, these are just dirt bags who got rich, essentially. - I was telling somebody that a day, something you told me, pass it off as my own. - Respect. - That if like drug dealers in the inner city that like ran big things, they also have the same brain as a guy who like runs chase. - Yeah, of course, you would have to. I mean, in order to do it, yeah, you'd have-- - It's like a little level, guys. - Uh huh. - I think he's running it, string her bells. - Sure, yeah. - String her bell could have done really well in the corporate America. - He was trying to move over. - Was he? - Yeah. - That's from the wire, that line. He could have done real well in corporate America. - I said that. - You weren't in, you were in the wire? - I wasn't in the wire. - I watched a little bit. - Okay, just string her bells stuff. - Uh huh. - But I don't remember the line. - Stopped after season two. - I did. - A lot of people do. - Was that when Mcdonald T goes back to being a flat foot? - Yeah. - When they're the docks. - I love him. - What about you guys' names? - It's great. - Dominic something? - No. - You're an idiot. - The British guy. - Ow, ow. - He was in a rock star. - That's the guy I was talking to with Dominic. - You could. - Kenny. - Was it? - Dominic West. - Good job. - Yeah. - Good looking kid. - I feel a fever. I feel the fever coming on. Chills. - Who is brutal? - I'm all about myself. - Uh. - Talk to me. - Another guy, Asmin Premjy. - Uh huh. - Known to monitors, employees, toilet paper, uses. - Fuck that. - That's like, yeah. - Like you're comparing that to a dirt bag. - You're comparing that to a Gatorade and a fucking ham and cheese with one cupcake? Come on. - That's American. - I do think, yeah. I do think like take the Gatorade and the fucking the sandwich. That is like, 'cause I guess you can have anything. And he probably did at some point and just go like, ah, just get me back to my fucking. Give me a screaming cold yellow Gatorade and a turkey and cheese. - Every once in a while. - You gotta reset, you gotta like reset the palate. - Every once in a while that'll happen to me. Well, I'll be like in situations like, I don't know what I want, what I want, what I'm gonna be doing. And then I'll have like something so simple. Like, man, this is where it's at. Remember I had pitched that idea that I'll say it would just be a little thinner? A couple of months ago? - Yeah. - We're doing too much meat in the sandwich. - I, listen, I am a, I am a very odd meat to cheese to bread ratio guy. They all need, they all need to line up for me. - Why did that happen? What? - I think it was like the delis and stuff like that. - Instagram. - No. - The bigger the sandwich, the better the scene. Get the fuck out. - Yeah, you know, I blame Baines deli. Remember Baines deli and Philly? They really thought they were hot shots. It was like this high end sandwich place in the food courts of the malls in Philly. They'd be next to Subarro. It was like, I know it's there. - I know it's there. - How's the Subarro's guy? - Too big, cheesy, those were thick boys. - Oh man, I loved it. I loved it. And they had a thing. - Man, how old is your boy's 12? He can only have one. - If they didn't give you a receipt at mine, instead of we don't offer you, if we don't give you a receipt, you get a free meal. I used to sit there every time and hope those fucking motherfuckers never gave me a receipt. - Can't you make say CZG's? - I would do two slices and that big tray be hanging. And they never did what they never did. They never united the plates. You know, if you get two slices somewhere to put the overlapped plates, they never did that. - No. - It's fucking way to be a jerk off and drop it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You're fat and spending over to pick it up. - A mouth breathe and looking for my dad at the Oxford Valley Mall. Fucking probably trying to hide for me. - That would be a little thick pizza crust. - Fall for a table front of girls. - Oh, man. - Yeah. - Kip, let's talk about Marsman. - Marsman, Marsman, Marsman. - The problem with my body. - Okay. - Do we have time? 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I have parking garage Then center city has changed into work to go to work at macy's there a shit guy either. No, no, why? It's never just like a dude not with like a six pack just like Chick spray in a hose. Yeah, it's always like me hiding behind my mom's car And I see your belly. Yeah, it's sucks. Yeah, it stinks. Why what is it about a dirt bag person doing dirt bag shit that like why are What is it that success no successful persons really doing that and if they do if they do it's not like shameful but like what why are we all making the same decisions that we got to be changing to a suit probably to go to court or like You're not going to a wedding Yeah, why why why does that resonate something in the water? Yeah, don't get there. Yeah, just planning planning time thing The guy who has the six pack has planned out his meals to have that six pack. He's he's planning out his day He's like I got to be in a suit by this time like you get parents are taught him that the parents did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just yelled at him Hey, Patty got that I've been throwing some smoke away. I don't say a lot of people are getting the smoke. Oh, bet. Yeah They don't call it on here as much these days be honest with you Why would they just say you're yelling at your mouth? Oh, I smoke here. I talked to her. Hey, you know, I'm nice But I'm here from Local fill up the area anymore. There's no show down here. That's what it is. Oh, so I'm taking it. Get up I'll be on the phone in December be on a phone in December, but they should be on the phone come fucking July for the Atlantic City show Yeah, they will June will be I don't see how do I get ticket? Hey, I don't know Hey, hey, put your pictures away bug man. Hey, but he's I sent me on my mother's day text Nothing selling six and I get one response Huh, go back down ripped out our frames and have see what you say then Stacks at him. Oh God you stay Anywho Changing the car changing outside of a car. Yeah, I'm not parking lot. Yeah, that's tough I was always I guess that is like you're doing to my like you never have the right stuff You never yeah, you never do I was changing to my dad suit the button didn't work I just had to had to cinch the cinch the belt real tight Were you a big fan of putting the hanger in the in the back seat? No, I mean feeling a role My dad would do that. Oh my god. I sucked if you were in the back seat too. It felt like you were in a car wash the whole time man Extra starts making slays your neck. I remember. I remember my dad would get you dry clean But like he would just dry clean is you get my Dungry get a Dungeree dry clean from time to time Like yes, I mean, he just wore t-shirts and sweatshirts every day So I don't know what the fuck but he was always getting stuff pressed He's a OCD to get stuff we go down it. We go right out of Earl's cleaner pressed and He was just hanging like two or three things he would hang it up, and then we would take it in But I remember the first time I saw a guy he had like a broomstick across the his back seat Like into like the who's the associate he had a bunch of clothes was an earthquake? I know you looking like I don't I don't mean like what the hell is that guy? And why how many shirts is this fucking guy and he might be my dad's like he's got to be some sort of delivery salesman or something Like they're a need come on up to the car and take a look I don't know what he's carrying that in No, I think he just needed that many clean shirt like he probably got his month He had to wear one every single day, and I think he would just oh Swint and picked it up clicked all 30 up at a time. There was a bar going across the back seat like from like Holder to holder because there was too many to get on the the handles So he had his own fucking wardrobe in there those dry clean hangers were brutal. You could use them for anything the metal ones We love our customers. Yes. Mm-hmm dealing with that shit Didn't that plastic off weird. Yeah Track things really I think a lot of people aren't you don't have to get dressed up anymore like even like corporate jobs You don't that's a problem That's all right Luke look is no shoes on right now. I don't believe anything you have on dry cleaned or Clean at the moment. I'm currently not wearing underwear or socks. Okay. Yeah, they're new sneakers though At a certain point. I just start where we go. Well, there's a certain point and I've done this the second you put your Unsocked feet over there that they're you've lit the fuse to those shoes being over the first times great You go I'm a bad boy. I'm running a rate feels great. Yeah, can't be too hot. Otherwise it gets mushy It's like you're in though. It's like you're in the the beginning of the ocean, you know what I mean? But the second third fourth fifth time they just become they get their two wet take the holy community about mitzvah That's once you cross over to that shoe takes on a different light. Yeah It's a different kind of shoe that does not come you can never get it back. No, you're getting that smell back You know what I never I would do sometimes but I should do more is change the insult get a little more life I don't know don't do that. Why? Listen for a long time I would wear the you know the boots I got the cool boots that I got no You know talking about cool boots the cool boots. So when we were Somewhere I bought a great story Hi somewhere I did something mortal at it Chinese food I But I bought a new pair of hockers. Let me take a sip for my toady mug. I bought a new pair of hockers I bought a new toady. I'm done. I bought a new pair of hockers. All right, and I took the Hocus holes and put them in the boot didn't work Don't work out. Well, it's not how that's not how that works man. There's no there's no cushion in there Where in the boot? Yeah boots are known to not have you want it or walk on horse feet I don't even know what that feels like Clip clopping around that was you got to reshoot the bug man Those infected hooves. I would love to do that. I clean out all your pus. You would I have to put you in one of the straps though. If I was Well, you don't see you don't kick me All right, if I was if I had one of those things that cows get with the gas would you want to be the one jammed the thing? I would not hurt. I wouldn't want to be you do it though. Yeah Walk away I just save you like put the Removes the just brain. Yes Damn it. I'd never do that. I'd save you obviously really Cut your losses Starting to think that hey, let's take a walk down by the creek So they got Lenny. I remember doing that. Uh-huh. My son man Gary Sinise and I was bugs and men I wanted to touch the ladies here That's you're gonna pet diesel to death. Is that what he did? He killed the girl I was more than the puppy that he killed. Yeah I think that was a minor charge when they were like four man They went like town the right they weren't like it was done in depression. Uh-huh. So was this John Steinbeck That was a great what he said that was doing the depression. I said so was this I hear the impression there's a rude comment It's too sad to laugh Some chicken soup or something at the house. Yeah bug me. I just give fever. I'm gonna look sure cool. This is great, and I need Tiger Bill can't eat it. Yeah, the hot sauce, please, right? The obelis sauce. Whoo-hoo. Hey, son, that's can't Tina. This is He throw a tablecloth or that one of those seats. You may have a Mexican restaurant Take that to the thing. Oh, so take that to the bank. Oh Alright, let's see this was from a sentient first time long time. Never have one red is it garbage if a clown taught you and your brothers How to throw a curve ball when you were kids? All the a dirt bag would have this story growing up a clown lived across the street from us briefly He played minor league ball in his 20s before he took up being a clown Like I always had a heater hanging in his mouth make up no makeup my brothers and I were on the clown my brothers and I were all
always playing outside playing baseball or throwing the ball to each other upon telling our mother her face became incredibly serious and she told us under no circumstances are we to go into his house. This was on the northwest side of Chicago and she grew up during the John Wayne Gacy error. Shout out to bubbles the clown. I mean, that's some reason I picture wearing the thing in the house. Like you just has it all the time. I just picture like shaking up a drink. You know what I mean? He's like a he's like a he's like an 80 swingers. He's a bachelor. He's got one of those conversation pits. He's like hanging out. But a nasty slider. Man, that's what I'm talking about. That's it, dude. That's something else. So funny. Um, and that was at a time. I don't know if that's happening. Like I mean, we grew up with giggles. The clown. It was my boy, not my boy kid. I grew up with his mom was the town clown. You went a lot of places you shouldn't. Well, you were kids. Yeah, you just did like I don't think just clowns walking around like and I don't know why. I guess it's no longer like a book of the mirror. And what's he my awesome Bernie's. Um, you covered that budget for the new film you got going on there? I should have done better. Blame it fever. Yeah, I don't know. I just I can't foresee any of the kids I know in my life, life, life. We don't even know what's going on out there. True, but I'm very professional kids. Yeah, just don't know which like one of my nephews are going to come in and be like, Hey, Bubbles just taught me how to throw a perfect spiral. Like that's never going to happen. He insert brother cock the shot going to look at exactly. I think we just look. There was like I there's a schedule now, but there's I think there was like an over correction of like how lawless yeah, the 60 70s and 80s were. Thanks. Yeah, no, 90s, you know, I don't think not not as much as that, but like not the 80s. Well, like in Bernadena, whatever fucking. Yeah, anything I do the 80s in the the West coast in the 80s. It wasn't LA. No way. No way. No way. No calling it God, dude. I mean, it's just like. It was the quiet town of El Paso town, whatever fucking fuck that. Well, Google Manga. Yeah, dude. Anywhere a little bit North LA, a little bit South LA, Sarkey, mature San Fran. That was serial killer hunting ground, which not a coincidence. They say, uh-huh. Bubbles clown. Bubbles clown. Yeah, I was just like that kidnet. Like the vans was big, free candy. I think as we learned all their tricks, you know what I mean? My cousin had a little situation. Um, they were walking home somewhere and like a guy tried to call them over and they bolted. These kids know like fucking juditsu and shit like that. They all got cell phones, fucking pepper spray, glock nines, fucking peck nines. What's the deal? Throwing knives. Uh-huh. Um, anybody that I know, starting like the kids now, like my little, my older cousins, uh, like Brady and Michael did in Aiden, they and Ryan, um, they, they kind of did their thing. But like kids now, it's a schedule, man. Sure. Like, I don't know where there's like, I mean dirtbag kids are for sure. I mean, you're like, you know, crank him on that in your room. I like, well, you give me a little fucking space over here. He's got this. He's got squash. He's got to do this. Yeah. So how about the cake is a job? You know what I'm saying? I was finding my nephew, uh, you know, I was like, I got to get a job. Uh-huh. I want to find a job down the shore for the summer or whatever like that. That's another thing too. I, you know, it was impossible to get to one of those places, bouncing it like the apple on or something. I mean, he's not that age. But yeah, he's looking for like a bus boy job or something. Um, I'm toughin' up a little bit. Me a call bouncing up the apple. He's a fucking linebacker for the fucking Penn State Altoona. What are you talking about? That's who gets that job. Uh, yeah. No shit. Uh, I have a kid in my family. It's the Fudgey Wudgy guy. Yeah. That's crazy. I wanted to do that. So bad. Which they push G Wudgy. They push a cart wheel wheels up and down a beach. But he was going to Korean war vets. Yeah. Well, one, I know why it would play ball that it's like firemen or the hot dog. I've gone over this fireman. I think of the hot dog guy. You have to be a fireman for to be a hot dog vendor. And then I thought it was, uh, not prisoners of war. It was veteran. It was all P.O. W. No, it was, uh, I thought you had to be a veteran, Tepi, uh, slam the living room. Oh, I haven't flashbacks. No, I thought you had to be a veteran to be the Fudgey Wudgy man. Yeah, there was one. I mean, we grew up with when he retired. He got like his last fucking Labor Day. He's walking because they have like a they have a territory like a 17 street to fucking six street or whatever. You want to talk? He got a standing ovation Monday, dude. They're pretty good. Yeah, I mean they're all good. I got fucking this slowly turning to the old men that complain. There's a fucking ice coffee guy on the beach and they got a lot. He's got a longer line than the Fudgey-Wudgy guy. He's got damn kids. We were in LA. We got computer class. We were in LA the other day, whatever last week and the day we left, I walked to the Starbucks to get coffee in the morning. Oh, me and Ian went by that every morning. It was all the kids from all the kids with dude. I was in line with fucking 50 12-year-olds. Imagine that getting a cup of Joe. What are you saying crazy for? I mean dude coffee culture is completely changed when I was like 15 years. I drink it. I like it in my toady milk. So do I. You, uh, where'd you go in the morning? I just hang in. Really? Yeah. But what was the cool like you're the cut off I would say? What? You're the cut off I would say. What was like the cool summer job for you guys. I imagine you guys didn't have it. But I respect. What would you like lifeguard? Yeah. No. The coolest one I had I thought was cool was at the golf course. That was like really through the tennis balls at you. Oh, why would they throw a tennis ball that? They called your fat me G pizza. That's pretty cool. I was one of the guys. You were the guy in the cart. I mean, I did a lot of things, but I was in the yeah, I was in the ass. I did a lot of things. I was a club called attended. But to me, that was like what that was like caddy shack. You know, bit. It was like you're outside. I had you had to be there crazy or at least some days, which was like a responsibility. So you're like, oh, I'm not just working at a grocery store. Like I'm like doing signs cat a lot of fuck every day. You learn tipping culture cash cash. Yeah. Yeah. You're fucking there's like a little there's a little economy in there that you learn how it. It wasn't just like my friends are like I'm a camp counselor. We learn how to play ball. Yeah, you learn how to you fucking learn how to be a dirt bag. That was my first scam. Yeah. I stole the tokens from the fucking pumiceg. Yeah. So I'm popping bats. How you learn like five on you? You also learn how I can like put you in with adults for sure. But then like, yeah, my some of my coworkers were grown men. Like that was there. That was their career. And I was like summer help. But you learn how to pop that out. I'll sneak off and catch a sea. You don't have to like work the system within the system. Make a couple of your bucks. You're in there. Be a dirt boy. Yeah. So my formative years. Uh-huh. Yeah. My two buddies worked at a camp all summer. Cushie. Mm-hmm. Me and my buddy Kramer were fucking pumping gas at the fucking Hessian on German town bike. Yeah. Woo. How to wear the uniform and everything. That I would say was one of my favorite jobs. Just because I had the outfit the uniform wore bandana felt cool with the buddy. Yeah. Oh, man. They started a break of some eventually. Yeah. We're working together if you know what I mean. When they figured when they figured out halfway through the summer, ruins everything. Socks. We were at the field club that we were all snack bar managers. And then they figured out we were all buddies. And they just started. I got a lot of cows in your finger for those. Shut it down. They cut myself in a Fritos bag, sir. Um, and then the car wash. The car wash that was that was that was that was the best brand new car wash in pay olie. There was no like dirt. Everything was clean because you were standing out there when the car came away. But down. Mm-hmm. You know, we get that wax on your shoes. You can kill yourself coming down a driveway. Mm-hmm. But that was a good one. But never lifeguard or our cave would be cool. All right. Let's see here. This is from Gunner. We were just talking. This is from $10 homie. What's more trashy? Can or frozen vegetables? I got to go can for sure. Can and can anything. I think they're both fantastic in the unique way. I do feel like frozen vegetables lack all nutrients. No, I think it's the opposite. I feel I know I'm just saying like they they they they they're like tasteless. They're like too lot. I feel like I feel like everything gets zapped out of them. You know go green giant. What do you get? Yeah. No, go bird's eye. Yeah. I just feel like. Yeah. See what's better. Oh, uh frozen vegetables as soon as you because they freeze them as soon as they pluck them from the ground. So all the nutrients are saved in them. Okay. Yeah. Can't tell you how to film school today. Huh? By the way, the lady in the water sucked. Mm-hmm. Actually, I love it. Those are on her order. Never saw that. Paul Gianmani. Never saw lady in the water. Mm-hmm. I don't like broad movies. I don't like chick flicks. Okay. All right. I'm joking. Then they shummel on. Oh, actually it wasn't around her. His daughter was in it. Well, she would know she's your daughter. Ladies and gentlemen, and we're happy for it. I love her.
wish you well. Yeah, I don't know. I just think can. Can't call it such a bad rap. The metal or whatever. No, just like yeah, can't. It was like very cheap. It was like last forever. I'm not saying I get it. I'm just saying like publicly it has a bad PR of like you're eating canned. Anything in a can be canned. Cold warship. Yeah, that's 19 fucking 50. Can't is the same though as the frozen vegetables as they just add. It's more processed, but they're harvested at their nutritional peak. Both of them. They cook them in like that salty water, that liquid. It's a love. They cooked them in that. They're cooked. Yeah, you know, they can't green beans. What about wax beans? I love canned green beans. That's the green giant. And that's what we grew up with. Good man. I love to pull a butter on it or some pepper. They would just roll dog. It's stupid. Scoop it out with a table spoon. It's durable. Yeah, I don't know. I do. I will. I will. I'll do both. I can't, but the difference is a while. The first time I had a fresh green bean. Oh, yeah. I'm just tough as shit. Yeah. What the fuck? Why isn't this mushy? Why isn't this baby food? Yeah. Yeah. You know, it doesn't get enough of snap peas. I'm a snap pea. Sure. I like all kind of peas. Yeah. I haven't fucked a piece in a long time. Thank you, Kevin. You're to help. That was on a weekend planned out. I was one of my big struggle foods. I would always buy the huge bag of frozen peas. That was like, well, that was like my vegetable. I kept stock. How do you get a little rice and some ketchup? I mean, dude, something like that. One time, I remember being fucking so broke in my, in my, when I was staying, I was sleeping on the couch with my boys. I was in plasticity. When I first moved to New York, it was, it was, I would do peas in hot sauce. A whole, a whole bowl of them. You couldn't throw some minoracin in there, dude. I had nine nuts. Who was your dumps like? I was like, a fucking, I was like a fit homeless person. I don't think you're, I think you're allowed to do that. That's like drinking a gallon of milk. That could kill you. Lay it off. You would talk about one at a time. What do you mean? Not one at a time. No, a bag. You cooked a whole bag. No, not the whole bag. But I would have a big bag. And I'd be like, well, I need as much volume in me as I need to, you know, plug me up here. So I would just do, I would eat a whole, I throw, I'd fill it with water and I throw it in the microwave and just let that cook till it gets hot. And as soon as you haven't frozen, cool off blow on myself. Very refreshing. Uh, yeah. That was like, that was just like what I, I, I'd overdraft in my account. You used to pull some dishes out and tighten straight to that. Like, I know I can't ask him for some. Uh-huh. Man, that looks good. What a, what a, what a, what a house full of losers. We wear a Dippy's rice fried onion or a dried onions and the barbecue sauce. Woo. That zipped to it. Yeah. I don't like spicy chicken. Chop it up in the pan. Small pieces. Small. Yeah. Small. They chop it up. A lot of bread crumbs in there. That's real. I just, I get like a box of panic. I cooked the, I think I'd cook the pasta in the microwave as well. I'm starving. Stop. Whatever he goes right through me. I ate that fucking power bar. What do you mean? I don't think it moves that way. It does. It does not. It started something. That's impossible. Well, I tell you it wouldn't be a good move. Rigid Tony Bowen. Yeah, he's an actually got my head at right now. Mm-hmm. That sounds delicious. Sure. But simplicity. Yeah. Like Charlie Unger. That's too longer. No, it's too longer. It's too longer. Charlie Unger. I was a still longer guy. It's too longer was was that from Barney Miller? No. Night court. It's too longer. It's, I don't say some stupid. What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't say like there's root carrier. I'll slap you shit out of you. I can make me sick. You said another one the other day. Wild. What? It was on the same thing of Becker. It was something. I don't know what you mean. Rubbing it on my face at this point. What? It was a weird show that you watched. Yeah. Okay. Who's to Wunger? Professional poker player. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Next. Not to be confused with Charlie Munger. Munger. I probably got a hog on him. You're a munger. Closer. You just got mungered. He's putting his pants back on. He's bugging up. Pull it up. Tell your old man to watch him work in the world. He's got to go up five to ten points. And you just got mungered. We're in. We're out. This episode is brought to you by Better Health. Yeah. Kept it on May is Mental Health Awareness Month. I did not know that. Thank you for informing me. We are aware of our mental health. Yes. We have taken steps to do our mental health. Work on our mental health. Yes. And where did that all start? Better health. Better health doctor. Where it started. 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That's better help. H-E-L-P.com/garbage. No control. Do it. Man. But simplicity. If I keep going back, I don't know. What are we on an AM rate? He keeps resetting. Peas and rice. Yeah. He sound good right now. Probably good for him. You know, when when dog sick, they give ground beef and rice. He's always jealous at that. I think it's chicken. I don't think they give him ground beef. That's what's wrong with the dog. Dude, no, no species gets rich. No species of anything gets sick. It's going to go, you know, you need low hamburger. I swear to God, my mom goes to hamburgers and not hamburgers. Smash burgers, extra onions. She gives them ground beef and rice. Okay, I think it's usually boiled like it's usually like fried or boiled chicken. I think that's the whole point there. Yeah. I'm sure probably I would assume ground beef does work for a dog. Fuck. I don't want to have this. This is going to save the nutritious and moderation. What for dogs? Ground beef. See if they're sick. It's got to be. If they're like, if they have like, ulcer, colitis or whatever. Ma'am, your dog has cancer. What do you think, doctor? Water burger. Ground beef is excellent for sick dogs. Yeah, there you go. Get you some ground beef dogs. Me? I'll put you or put you down. Patty to put a little, what's this stuff? Broth in it. Oh, good. Good. And for the dogs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, for me. Nice. I'm going to go back this. I'm simple. It's our cooking again. You go. I like that. I like that for you. Okay. This is a great name. Jehovah thickness. Is it garbage? I always order penne pasta while I'm out to eat so I can pick it up with my fork by stabbing them through the holes. I gotta be honest with you. Love it. Yeah. I always do something when it comes to pasta. I'm out on spaghetti. I'm done with it. I'm so done with it. What's a good dish with spaghetti? You're making it home. It's still friggin toning your penne. That's it. You want to do if we silly, I give you if we still like a bow tie or some of that weird eye tie shit that they use, you know, for folly or I crap. Yeah, that anything went a little dimension to it. Yeah. I think your family is a little nook of cranny. There's a new one right now that's banging my wife's like, it's gotta be blah, blah, blah, tortellini. Tortellini. What am I fucking, what's your whore? Caskatelli. Caskatelli. Fuck him. Got a lot of ridges. Yeah. It holds them. It holds the sauce. How do you spell that? C-A-S-C-A-T-E-L-L-I. Cappatelli was the big one a few years ago. Jimmy Cappatelli? Yeah, this thing. The thing looking, it looks like a tongue when it's like this. Look, it's almost like a nookie. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need that. I'm like, I'll wail the vagina. The dog's dick. Yeah, you don't get it again. We start getting an Italian stuff. This is new. Families looking at you weird. They just a modern pasta shape, meaning little waterfalls and Italian designed by Dan Pashman. Wow. Designed in this. Holy shit. Find out what year that happened. I think it's like brand new. There's no way I wouldn't allow them. That would have to be called the Pashman. How about your Rigatoni? Was Rigatoni? Right? Jimmy Rigatoni? Whoever. I'd feel you'd know another Rigatoni then, no? I know Rigatoni. This was invented in 2021. I told you. This is crazy. Who's this dickhead? Dan Pashman. Who's that? He's not even a tank. It's an American food podcaster. No shit. He's a peer. All right. Take it all back. Welcome, brother. Couple of boxes. I don't know. I'll look it up. Dentai. Food pod. And it took off. Yeah. I mean, clearly, you're moving coffee mugs. This guy's cream pasta. You're shitting your pants right now. What are you doing? I can break a mic. I'm going back to the lab. You do. You just, I told you the worst meal I ever have is a bowl of peas. You know, sounds pretty good. I'm going home and getting to work, creating a new pasta. Pashman wanted to create a shape that was easy to pick up with the fork.
help thick sauce as well and provide it as satisfying bite and it took off in the industry. Good man. Can you buy, but you can buy boxes of it, right? So you can buy a bot like who's making it? Does he have to license that to like Barilla, Barilla, but yeah, his own brand. You can't own his shape. Yeah, you can. Yeah. Yeah. Who owns Rigatoni? You probably get, it just probably goes for a little while then you can make it. You get a patent on a patent like 27 years or 25 years or something like that. I mean, there's only one brand. Let me make sure it's got to be his, yeah, it's his brand. No, no, no, no, it's foggy. It's foggy. You see this at like a tarisi in your little fancy restaurants. I'm sure it'll be there soon. Okay. Oh, there's a nut. They they they've ripped. It looks like they've ripped it off. Oh, we're not throwing shade anybody. Ronzoni. You know, Ronzoni. I scored his daughter. The Crestade DeGayo. Do you see that? Ronzoni family. It looks like the same. Just make them all dinosaurs. Are we doing? That's crazy. Yeah, that's a rip. That's a rip. That's a fucking. But they don't have the little ridge down the middle, which I do think not down the middle. They can't have it. Yeah, they got a macaroni elbow and put some ridges on it back. Yeah, that's the same shit with fucking Mac Dows. They don't have a system. We see bun. Same thing. It's a little big Mac with a big Mac. Which I respect me too. I respect the rip off. I always want to eat the Mac Dows. No. And Louis Anderson make me a shake. All right. Let's see here. This is from nocturnal emissions. Long time listener accidental new money subscriber. I'm not sure if he accidentally signed up or he accidentally has new money. I hope the latter is it is it garbage to put your use to the paper in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet. Growing up, we had a weak water pressure on the flush. So would clog if you flush the teepee instead of fixing the problem. My parents just told everybody to wipe and toss it in the can instead of flushing it. I thought this was normal until my first sleepover. Oh my god. Now do you think I wish I wish there was a follow-up is it someone slept over his house or he slept over someone's house, took a duke and just dumped it in the trash can. I would fuck you. You would be banned from Orion. The old man came in with his heaters in this paper. He's got the Joe ready to fucking snap one off. It's crazy. You're peeing to it. I got a word. The Europe. What you're wearing Europe. I know south and like central and south of America. They would take a dump to come here. States. That's wild work. But let's gotta be like villages like cities like fucking Madrid isn't doing that. That's wild. Yeah, fine. Give me give me a local who does that. I've been to a couple of parts of Europe. I ain't never fucking if I did. I've been. That makes sense. It's a fucking ancient civilization. I was in Brazil. I was in Colombia. Wait down among Brazilians. And I didn't know we were supposed to be doing that. And I was throwing up the window. No, I was throwing flush in it. And someone's like, well, who's flushing? I fucked up the whole island. Couple of choppers from Cartagena come in. Oh, what do you got? Common in parts of Greece, Turkey, Egypt, Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and parts of South America. That's not Europe. That's Eastern Europe and fucking Turkey, which by the way, they got bigger fucking issues going on. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Western Europe. No one's doing that and fucking. You're not going to a pub and fucking throwing your your your shitty toilet paper. Yeah, you see it look on my face. Yeah, this is taken over. This is vicious. I'm a little scared. Okay. I mean, don't throw it that way. The big for it. Flushatch. Yeah. I'll lose the fucking security deposit here. I did. Mayor's in there. Right. He's got to like it. It's his fantasy. Do me up. All right. Let's see here. Yeah. That's first of all, that sucks. It's so embarrassing. I'm so I'm so happy. I grew up with like minded dirt bags. And also my family was so big and plumbing. We have plumbing. But like, nothing like that would have been able to sustain. What do you mean? That would have been really cool out of the business. Well, no, I'm saying if I was if my family was shitting in the head and then throwing it, I know, but then if I went to my fucking Anne Karen's house, my cousin Lane would be like, the fuck are you doing? Threatly like, all that shit would have been correct. We lived a very. Maybe it was after the integrated life. It would have been correct. Here's the question. The question to the mom or dad, Paul, the kid out of the barrison, or go, Hey, your buddy Timmy over there. I don't know how I would handle that. Take the trash out first. Did I ever tell you I had a kid? I think I have my neighbor. There was shit all over our palette, like all over the bathroom downstairs, like all over. It was like it got all over. It looked intentional. Sometimes people get in those situations. They don't know what to do and they get embarrassed on their run. I stay, I stay, I stay and I clean up my kill. Winston Wolf. I locked the door. I look under the sink. I find what I need clean products. Bed sheets, whatever I need to do and get it done. I get that. Some people get them battling with people's shit. I mean, he was a kid. Yeah. But it was like it was everywhere. And I remember I remember he went into the bathroom and he came out and was like, I'm going to go and I was like, all right, later, my neighbor. I was like, all right, later. And then my mom came down and was like, what did you do? I was like, what? And she's like, that was Ryan. He had a whole box of run zoning. And yeah, and then we found it. The neighbor's house is one might have been a behavior. Oh, maybe. We're like parents. We don't take the shit in the shower. Yeah. Mark your territory, like a beagle. Yeah, I was that always, I remember, I'm going, you never do that. I'll never do that. I mean, what are you? Don't know shit. Oh, I'm watching. I mean, we've somebody just, it's not like out of the, she didn't just wake me up in the middle of the night. Don't ever see it. Some, some kids just did it. And she's like, fucking, if you're a child, alert, an adult, have them call me something. Oh, yeah, peek out the door. This is all sin. I ruined your bathroom. Can you call my mom? I never stop it. I remember she she shamed me. She's like, I was pooping at my friends. Your mom? Yeah. His mom. No, my mom came over. No, what? I don't know. This isn't fucking this. Is he shitting? Only guy who tries to guess the ending of the story. Go ahead. At the beginning of the story. I remember I somehow told my mom I was pooping at my friend Matt's house. She's like, interesting kid. That boy right there's gonna be a rocket scientist. So mom, I'm thinking it dump over her lady. But did you? And I don't, I just say, she's like, you're pooping at their house. What? And I was like, yeah, why would I not? Oh, that one is gonna be one of the thing. What? You were as a kid. You would poop at someone else's house, right? Everywhere. I was scared. But what? I just I could only poop at home. I loved it. A nicer house than ours. A nicer bathroom shut the door smelly, you know, the whatever. I didn't. Yeah. Pick up a golf magazine. They had magazine. Dump it out. That's like in a haircut. I didn't have shame at someone's house. I had shame at school. You don't want to have to poop at school. High school? Any school. To college. Why are those the only two schools in your head? No, elementary. You got to do it. If you, if you get caught pooping in fourth grade, I would say like sixth, seventh grade, fourth grade just, you're just making doodies. I didn't even know about it. Know about what? Like I thought it was a thing. Like that people would make fun of you. It wasn't so puberty. Oh, no, there was there was really. You got caught pooping and yeah, those dude, there was two urinals and then two stalls. That's too close. You need 50 yards. Well, that's what I'm saying. No one ever went into the like you didn't even pee in there. Like even if the other two, you didn't want to get caught walking out of there and then be like, everybody's just going running out of the bathroom turn the turn the lights off. Catch a white piece of paper towel today. Yeah, fuck that vaping saved a lot in high school. Cause like back on really big and then it was cool to be in the bathrooms vaping. There you go. Yeah, like so you just I meant do exactly. Yeah, no, we didn't have that. We also didn't have the fight in the bed. We were a very anti-bathroom school on the bed. Never fought in the bathroom. That was settled. Yeah, well, what do you max some security? It's where it was settled. You got it. Call her bitch. You got a beef. You shoot the fade. Okay. What's the fate? Run the run the fade with you. What? There's just three things we're an athlete. I've never heard a three point shot refer to as the fade. I feel like I can hear Marvabel saying that. I don't I mean probably the most cowardly shot to why three point shot. Cowardly shot. Yeah. Cause you're out there banging out the fuck out of town. It was rainer from the outside. I go tell stuff. Car you that. You go hard to paint. He's the Tori's the biggest bitch. Yeah. All right. Well, whatever. We got to wrap it up gang. We love you to death. Hopefully I'm still here in a couple of days. I don't know how this cold's going to settle in.
The gold family will be getting the shirt up. - We love you all seeing it next week. - Peace!
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The podcast features comedic storytelling and live audience interaction with a focus on humor, trashy conversations, and real-life quirks.
Hosts discuss absurd daily habits, like changing into a suit in a parking lot or using canned food as a "trashy" choice, blending satire with relatable experiences.
A central theme explores how even successful or wealthy people engage in "dirt bag" behaviors, such as Warren Buffett eating a sausage and egg sandwich when the market falls.
The episode references cultural nostalgia, like clowns, summer jobs, and childhood pranks, to highlight formative, messy experiences that shape identity.
A recurring joke about food—particularly peas, canned goods, and pasta shapes—illustrates how trivial choices can become deeply personal and humorous.
The hosts highlight mental health awareness and recommend BetterHelp as a tool for personal growth, tying wellness to self-reflection.
A segment on toilet paper disposal in different cultures reveals global variations in sanitation habits, adding humor and educational depth.
The show promotes its official store and live events, emphasizing community, live interaction, and fan engagement through comedy and shared experiences.
Summary:
The podcast, RU Garbage, delivers a lighthearted, comedic exploration of everyday absurdities and personal quirks through a mix of stand-up, audience interaction, and humorous storytelling. , Warren Buffett’s sausage sandwich during market downturns), and nostalgic childhood experiences—such as playing with a clown or working summer jobs. The conversation often revolves around food, from canned peas and frozen vegetables to oddly shaped pasta like cappatelli and rigatoni, all presented with a mix of satire and personal reflection.
The episode also touches on cultural differences in toilet paper disposal and highlights mental health awareness, promoting BetterHelp as a resource. Throughout, the tone remains irreverent and self-deprecating, celebrating the messy, unpolished realities of life. The hosts emphasize community and live engagement, promoting their official store and upcoming events, blending humor with a genuine connection to their audience.
The episode serves as both entertainment and a candid look at how ordinary choices can become deeply personal and memorable, wrapped in the show’s signature trashy, authentic humor.
FAQs
Tickets are available at RUGarbors.com.
Audiences can ask live 'garbage questions' and the comedians respond with humorous, trashy answers.
The official RU Garbage store offers merchandise like mugs, hats, and other gear. A promo code is available for limited-time discounts.
The show humorously references Buffett's habit of eating two Big Macs when the Hong Kong market tanks, highlighting how even wealthy people have simple, sometimes questionable, daily routines.
The show jokes about billionaires like Warren Buffett eating simple meals like sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches with Gatorade, suggesting that even rich people sometimes eat cheap, straightforward food.
It's used humorously to describe people who act foolishly or follow unrefined, everyday behaviors, often in contrast to being 'classy' or 'successful'.
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