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The podcast episode features the hosts engaging in wide-ranging, humorous conversations about everyday life, cars, and pop culture. It opens with playful teasing about Jack’s light-up Crocs, which leads to a lengthy discussion about Lightning McQueen car wraps, with Ryan revealing his aunt’s Miata has been wrapped since 2012, impressing the group. The conversation then shifts to controversial everyday behaviors, such as stopping under bridges during hail storms, blowing yard clippings into roads, and occupying gas station pumps after filling up, with the hosts debating proper etiquette. They also watch a viral video of a mudding four-wheeler race where riders run over spectators, sparking mixed reactions about safety and fun. The group touches on dental anxiety, with Evan admitting he avoids cleanings and opts for anesthesia, while others praise dentists’ lifestyles. Car care habits are explored, including the downsides of tunnel car washes versus self-serve ones, and Mike’s daily wash subscription. They share stories about driving off with gas pump nozzles and discuss lightning strike odds, including a ranger struck seven times. Ken offers a hot take on Europe’s lack of air conditioning, linking it to high heat deaths, which leads to a debate on climate. The episode concludes with talk of rally racing’s decline, Dave Portnoy’s Barstool sale and buyback, and a viral Denver video of a woman attacking a motorcyclist, ending with Jack’s controversial favorite Jackass member, Poopies.
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So I just really can't focus on anything other than Jack's freaking shoes. These are insane.
When are we going to draw the line? I saw Snapchats at like 3.30 in the morning of
Ken's house just bumping. Don't.
Don't ever get in trouble and wear your LifeWide Open shirt in a mugshot.
I think being a dentist would be pretty satisfying. They're kind of like artists of the mouth.
I think that'd be, I think that'd be satisfying. I like to think I'm the first one to lay pipe
in Ken's house, so.
These are the shirts of the game. We're all in?
We're all in. We're only three minutes late.
All right, Ken, start us up here.
Welcome back to the LifeWide Open podcast. If you don't turn that on, hear that lovely voice
getting you excited, welcoming you in.
And you should start doing like audio books.
Yes.
You should.
The problem is I can't read.
Yeah, you can. You can read.
Yeah, I think anyone else here could maybe say that, but not you, Ken.
No, you can read for sure.
It'd be like what should take a one hour book would take me like four hours.
No, I don't. I think you're LARPing Ben because Ben can't read.
Holy shit.
Holy crap.
What?
Bro, those pants deserve.
They deserve a bonus.
They got one hell of a seamstress at the Wrangler factory.
Are you able to show that?
I feel like, yeah.
I feel like you should be.
Don't zoom in on it.
That's all I got to say.
Yeah.
That is atrocious.
I mean, it's borderline, though.
Also, the seating position was a little crazy, too.
I think I was about to stand up, probably.
I was, you know, just getting ready to get up, maybe.
I'm not sure what was going on there, but.
Oh, dude.
Sorry, fellas.
I don't want to necessarily talk about them while they're here, but what's going on down there?
So, Dalton's getting his truck detailed in our shop.
I mean, this is all good, as far as I know.
By three high school kids that he went to school with that are younger than him.
Like, what an insane.
He's outsourcing.
I think they're.
I love it.
I love it.
They told me 180, they'll do my truck.
I was like, eh.
I think I can back it up.
They're doing a startup.
It is.
I'm sure they'll do a great job.
Sorry, what?
Detail business.
Yeah, okay.
So, I like that.
It was just funny.
I was like, have I met any of you guys?
And they're like, no.
We're just here ripping on Dalton's truck.
It's cool.
And Dalton the detailer is now outsourcing.
Yeah.
So, I just really can't focus on anything other than Jack's freaking shoes.
These are insane.
What?
So sick.
Well, Ben thought he drew the line already, and then he drew it again.
He kept drawing it.
Wow.
Why do those Crocs look like?
Child size?
Yeah.
They just look like a little bit.
I think.
They look like Japanese shoes for some reason.
Those are.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
That's what I was going to say.
Why do they not look like actual Crocs?
Yeah.
They're just a little bit.
Are they real Crocs?
They need more tongue on them.
I think it's because of the wrap around the perimeter.
Oh, they got some weight to them.
Because they're light up.
Yeah, true.
Bro, having light up shoes was lit.
I had a couple pairs of light up shoes back in the day.
It's pretty unbranded.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Deny that.
Is your brand Lightning McQueen?
Yeah.
I've taken it over.
Does Disney know about that?
Or Pixar?
No, not yet.
I'm sure I'll get something in the mail soon.
Dude, I.
Hopefully a check.
Jack's going to get a cease and desist.
Hopefully a check as opposed to a cease and desist.
Yeah.
So I just posted a reel of the Lightning McQueen Porsche on Instagram.
And now, now the other Lightning McQueens are starting to fight in the comments.
Really?
Like who was first?
Yeah.
It is crazy that after we wrapped your GT3 RS Lightning McQueen, I see a reel of another
GT3 RS wrapped Lightning McQueen.
That's because it existed before.
I think he was also doing donuts.
At a golf course parking lot, which is a pretty aggressive.
No, that was not a Lightning McQueen one, but that was a red one.
Oh, sorry.
That was a red Porsche doing donuts at a golf course.
And everyone thought it was me, rightfully so.
It is kind of funny because if you don't look closely, there's an orange car with white
seats that could be missed.
Yeah, an orange Corvette.
Isn't it?
I think it was like a McLaren or something else.
You're making me so fucking nervous over there, dude.
I'm trying to get comfortable over here.
This is what it is.
This is a new spot.
Mike's figured it out.
But yeah, it's amazing.
Even some of our good buddies have been like, bro, this was too far.
I agree.
That was pretty aggressive.
You sent me a Snapchat of your car this morning with a one word caption.
Well, I think to be precise, I said, this is so gay, LOL.
And it was zooming in on my car sitting in the parking lot.
Dude, I swear I got just a one word version of it.
But yeah, either way.
Oh, maybe.
Okay.
But yeah, so like last night, I was like goobering.
I was googling Lightning McQueen cars, just seeing like there's got to be a lot out there.
And we obviously have five of them.
Dude, there is.
People, they've done it on Vipers.
They've done it on Camaros, Porsches, BMWs, BRZ, Mustang.
Like there's a lot of people that have ripped this rat before, which I just, I didn't know.
Look at you, Jack.
You're such a trendsetter.
I thought I was the first one, to be honest.
Did you actually think you're the first one?
No.
They saw the Tesla and they couldn't help themselves, Jack.
But I could see it.
I could see people getting in the comments being like, I was the original.
Yeah.
It's like, what are we doing here, guys?
I don't think anyone wants to admit to that.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
Congrats.
You guys are all idiots.
You know who was the original?
The freaking Lightning McQueen cars movie.
And what's the cars came out in like 2005 or 2006 or something?
So I bet that there's a lot of people that aren't even on the internet bragging about it that have done this already.
Yeah.
When the movie came out, I believe my aunt had a Mazda Miata.
Right.
Red Lightning McQueen wrap.
No way.
How have you been keeping this from us for so long?
Well, I don't know if everybody else would, but she had it and she.
Could you get a photo at one point?
Not to maybe today, but.
I probably could.
Yeah.
I'll see if I can get it by the pod.
But she had a sticker that would go over like a window cling that would go over it when it was parked.
Oh.
So then she could have the eyeballs on it.
Like a magnet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think I seem to remember she got in trouble or something because it still had some banners.
No, it had banners and stuff on it.
So the cops didn't like it.
And she was, you know, like a middle-aged woman.
So she was like, well, I'm not really trying to fuck with the cops.
She had to like take some of it off.
Makes sense.
But yeah, I'll see if I can find that.
I kind of actually just remembered that, but it was so lit when I was a kid, dude.
Dude.
I mean, your aunt's kind of a trendsetter.
It's a great movie.
It still is a great movie.
Yeah.
Jack stole that shit from her.
I haven't seen the newer ones, but.
Yo, did you guys see the videos coming out of that like mudding four-wheeler event?
Yeah.
What was going on there?
Jack's whole.
Those guys were literally just running people over.
They'd be like stuck on a body and just doing a burnout.
But it's those people's fault for being in the way.
Oh, for sure.
Like get out of the way.
I mean, yeah, but even if I was a four-wheeler rider, I wouldn't be doing a fucking burnout.
They're trying to win a race.
It's a fucking quad race.
How much, how much, how important is this race?
It's not a, it's not a supercross championship.
Dude, when all the spectators are hammered getting in the way, run them over.
It is their fault for getting in the way, but even, I guess I would be like,
there's a girl underneath my four-wheeler.
I'm stuck on a rock and I'm doing a burnout.
Oh, we can't, we can't run over girls.
Yeah, and you're using her as traction.
Yeah, like I just.
You can't run over girls.
They were saying like, yeah, the snowshoe meets.
It was just crazy.
Meets.
Rednecks with paychecks.
Rednecks with paychecks, yep.
I mean, I'd like to go to this.
Like that, what is that?
He doesn't even give a second, bro.
And people were honestly on their side too.
They're like, I get accidentally hitting someone, but then continuing to.
They just had no regard.
Train roll over them.
Coming up on her mega quad here, Doug.
Oh, she rolls it all the way down.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
I didn't quite get her.
No.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, that was not good.
Oh, shit.
That was like worst case.
That's a heavy quad too.
Because she got so much more speed.
It is a big quad.
That's a four-wheeler.
That's not a quad.
That's a fucking four-wheeler.
Wow, they really let any quads in, huh?
Bro.
Dude, she got some speed.
Four-wheelers are so dangerous.
It's an all or nothing.
They are a lot of fun.
I don't mean this in like a, oh, you probably like quads.
I bet you'd actually do very well at it.
Get on a good quad.
Evan would be great.
Well, Evan's ran so many hair scrambles.
The XXC or whatever can am like better set up.
Yeah.
It seems like fun.
I thought that this whole event was crazy, just the fact that they were like using people
as traction to keep going.
But then I sat there and thought for another second, and I was like, hmm, I think it's
even crazier that there's a four-wheeler dedicated race.
And that many fans came out to watch, dude.
I was like, how am I just hearing about this?
There's a bunch.
I mean, people race four-wheelers still a series.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not popular, but we just don't, we just don't have a Deegan of the
spread.
How much money was on the line?
A fucking case of Keystone and a full tank of gas.
It was for the love of it.
Obviously I'm all for it, dude.
I think they need to bring back quads, but I just couldn't quite get behind the burnout
on the, on the woman.
You saw that?
Bro, that shit was insane.
I was scrolling.
I never saw a burnout on a woman.
I mean, they get stuck.
They get stuck.
And then they're just like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, just fucking rocking back and forth.
Like, if that tire hits your skin, it's going to. I was less worried about the tire, more worried about the chain and sprocket that's going to cut your leg off.
What about, like, the rocks that are, like, in between?
Like, they're just. Where's that at?
They're on rocks.
Is this in Indiana or something?
Dude, how are we just hearing about this?
That's cool, man.
That is so gnarly.
We got to pull up next year.
Yeah, absolutely.
I don't want to take us back in time here, but this was my aunt's Miata.
Check out. Wow!
Check out how hard that shit goes.
Oh, my gosh!
It's better than all of the ones we've done.
Well, I mean, not the best fitment.
No.
Just kidding.
No.
But red wheels and the smile. She still got it!
That's 2024!
Wait, what?
Yeah, Ryan, this is insane.
Sorry for tripping, but that's sick.
Sorry, Jack.
That literally. I'm actually really sorry. is the best thing ever.
And the wing.
The wing, too.
Like, the wing we put on the TT is a joke.
That wing's legit.
Bro, that's the same wing as Mike's Viper.
Yeah.
And she even has the eyeballs.
And the red wheels.
And the mouth.
Oh, my gosh.
I think it's the mouth that makes it.
I gotta say this way harder than I remember.
Holy shit.
Damn right.
You've really been sitting on this.
I had been sitting on that.
She still has it?
Yeah.
Dude, I didn't know you had an aunt that moved like this, Ryan.
You didn't care to just mention that?
Like, hey, my aunt has the same setup since 2012.
Dude, I love that.
Yeah, so she went with that, added the wing later, added the red wheels later.
Yeah, no, she's modding it.
Holy crap, bro.
Yeah, that's my bad, guys.
Honestly, I kind of forgot.
Who is this woman, Ryan?
What's your relation to her?
She's got great taste in cars, I'll tell you that much.
My cousin, her aunt, Robin.
Honestly, I don't really know the exact connection, but.
She's your aunt.
She's on my mom's side.
You guys must be really close.
I mean, shit, the last time I saw the Miata, it was probably in 2012.
That's awesome.
That's crazy.
That's a crazy find right there.
Anyway, back to four-wheeling, because four-wheelers.
Yeah, I think we've got to pull up.
I think we've got to pull up next year.
Where is it?
And race, though.
There's a lot of people there.
That was cool.
And race.
Do you want to run it?
100%.
All right.
Let's get Ken in there, too, on the Renegade.
If all it is is running over people in the mud, I can do that.
I did it to Mike that one time on accident.
I saw a joke, too.
It looked literally like there was people everywhere, and then there was just a stream of mud,
and everyone's like, that's just beer.
It was dry before they got there.
Just beer and piss.
Oh, yeah, and piss.
Dude, I bet those people are still digging mud out of their ears.
Yeah.
Like, when you're that muddy.
We do it about once a year, maybe once every two years, where we get head-to-toe covered in mud.
It is always kind of fun.
It's always fun.
It's always a good time.
Once you accept it, like, I'm just going to get dirty, you're like, I'm going to see how dirty I can get.
Pop up the pic of us last year three-wheeling.
Three-wheeling.
Oh, yeah.
That was fun.
Just like cake.
But, like, you're dirty.
You're digging mud out of every crevice of your body for the next three days.
Mm-hmm.
And then a quad-yay shower with the pressure washer.
Yeah, we don't talk about that.
It might be good mudding season now.
We've been having some storms.
Reed Timmer, the storm chaser, was in our area this week.
We had funnel clouds ripping last night.
No, he never did respond to us.
I was kind of bummed.
But I really want to go storm chasing.
I agree.
Yeah, we've got to figure out how to get a hold of him.
I'm sure we can.
I mean, Nelk did it back in the day.
It was kind of last.
It was kind of last minute.
Let's just take the McQueen van and go rip.
That's what I did think.
If he was like, yeah, you guys can come.
Like, we're going to have to take our own car.
I go, what are we going to sacrifice?
We can't all fit in his, I don't know.
Yeah, whatever it's called.
I think if the car's fast enough, you can just outrun it.
You can just skedaddle around it.
Well, yeah.
Or if you've got, like, a Raptor, you'll be able to just bomb the field.
Because that's the thing.
Tornado can just change direction like that.
You're stuck on the grid.
TRX in the Twisters 2.
Yep.
Twisters 1 was an icon.
It was an iconic movie when he's bombing through the field in that truck.
Yeah, and the beefed up.
But it was making me think, I guess, about two things.
Actually, I had a meeting with Sydney, Mike's wife, my sister, at our house.
And I was like, I need to get her home before this storm, like, this big storm's coming.
And so I go, you head home now, like, because it's going to get bad.
Ended up just sending her straight through the thick of it.
I, like, look at where she is, and it's Glendon.
And then I, like, look at her.
And I look, and it's like, tornado warning in Glendon.
Tornado on the ground.
And she's like, I call her, and it's just like.
Where are you at?
Just cutting across from Glendon to the interstate.
Yeah, she's like, oh, I'm in Glendon.
It's pretty crazy right now.
But she said she talked with you.
Yeah, and I was, honestly, I feel bad because I was downplaying it.
And then she FaceTimed me.
I'm like, oh, yeah, that's a funnel.
That's pretty bad.
There's literally.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah, she was driving around.
I mean, you know, it didn't touch down or anything.
But I'm like, oh, yeah, that was really close to being a tornado.
Was it hailing?
Some of the hail that Fargo got last night was massive.
Like, cue ball size is the biggest that I saw.
I'm trying to pull it up.
But the one Aaron had was massive.
Nick Rivers posted a Snapchat of a piece of hail.
Much larger than a golf ball.
So, big ups for the roofing guys.
Yeah, Jeff was, he said, he's like, you hate to see it.
Damn, that is big.
That's big.
Yeah, that's going to fuck up your roof.
Damn, you're a baseball.
You never know when you might need to save some hail for a cocktail.
So, with the hail.
What's your guys' thoughts on stopping under a bridge to get out of the hail
and blocking the interstate?
Of course.
Wait, what?
I was like, if it's hailing and I happen to be pulling up to a bridge,
yeah, I'm going to stop if there's room.
Are you going to stop in the middle of the road and block the interstate?
No, you can't do that.
People do that.
And so, that's where the thing, if you're the first guy there
and you hit the shoulder, I think that's cool.
For sure.
As long as you're not in the lanes.
I think the only people that are going to stop
that can do that are motorcycle riders.
Everyone else is just a pussy and needs to just drive straight through it.
I agree, Ken.
Oh, Ken, not everyone drives a refrigerator.
Yeah, a bulletproof car.
I was like, if you're driving a high-end car, why would you keep driving?
Then you just drive away from the storm.
That's not exactly how it works.
What if you're in it?
Then you should be planning and watch the radar so you don't hit it.
It's funny, actually, because the only. Ken had his car parked three hours before the weather even hit.
Yeah.
If you're paying for insurance, use it.
Ken is the most storm. You're always the guy who's like, we need to get everything inside.
Yeah, the most storm conservative person I've ever met.
There we go.
If there is hail four hours away and there's a chance. Or a possible chance.
There's a chance that it could maybe. Like a 3% chance.
That's enough for Ken to be like, every vehicle inside.
I know.
Dude, Alex is the same way.
She made me get up out of bed last night.
Put all your truck inside.
I'm like, I think it's going to be fine.
I do this all the time.
So I. Yeah.
I get up, walk outside, put it in the back building.
And yeah, I just knew it was going to be for nothing.
It didn't even fucking rain a drop here.
No, it didn't.
It didn't even rain.
But yeah.
But Ken's the same way.
I planned for that.
I knew, okay, I'm at home.
Might as well just pull the car inside.
And then if you're driving, that's kind of on you.
Just use the insurance.
What if you have to go to work and go home?
Then you just use the insurance.
Ken is such a system master.
But not the shoulder under the bridge?
No, because then all you're going to do is jam up everyone else.
And you're going to fuck over four guys.
If you're on the shoulder, then they can still pass.
How would you mess them up?
One person stops, and then 15 other people stop.
And then there's just a straight up traffic.
No, I'm saying you're pulling off the road on the shoulder.
So you're not blocking anyone from going.
I'm looking for a little clarity on Evan, because he's kind of on my side.
You're a pussy if you stop.
But I agree with the shoulder method.
What do you think about the shoulder?
Let me pull a picture.
And I guess, too, so you're talking full-blown big-ass hail.
So you're a pussy if you stop in the middle of the road?
Your car's taking damage.
Hail.
Yeah, a little harder to drive through, but you definitely can't be stopping on the road.
And I guess what I was thinking of, too, like a storm when we drove home from that racetrack a couple weeks ago,
it was really, really, really hard rain, where even I had to go in like 40 miles an hour.
I could hardly see the hood of my truck.
But there were cars that were just had their flashers on and were basically just stopped.
And it's like, all right, we're on the interstate, three lanes wide.
You can't be in the fast lane, not moving or pulling off on the left shoulder of the road.
It's just rain.
Be an adult and keep moving.
I think Mike and I are just saying, like, you literally are not on the road.
You're just off on the fucking slant up of the bridge.
But one person stops, and then another person stops, and then it's a full-blown traffic jam of people stopping on the bridge.
This, I agree.
I love that this is such a good fucking debate.
I'm so excited.
I don't think he understands.
That's like the thing.
If you stop in the lane.
Stopping on the shoulder, okay.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It might be.
I still think you got to keep moving.
You got to keep moving.
Unless you're a motorcyclist who's, like, actually going to die.
But if you're in a vehicle, as nice as the car is, I think you have to keep moving.
You can't stop on an interstate.
Okay, how about this?
For no reason.
You definitely can't stop in the road.
If you're in a driving lane and you're doing that, I will hit your rear bumper.
Yeah, no, that's just a safety hazard.
I will push you through there.
No, even the rear end, that's way worse than fucking hail.
The most competent drivers who usually tend to be going a little faster could crash.
Okay, what about this?
What about this?
Not in a road.
Not in a bridge.
Can you pull over?
Gas station.
Oh, I was thinking about that.
Are you pumping?
I would stay.
Are you pumping?
No.
I can stay.
Absolutely not.
You shouldn't even walk into the gas station if you're done pumping gas while leaving your car at the pump.
Go park somewhere else and get the fuck out of the way.
You know, I'm pissed off when I pull in and you got to wait for five to ten minutes.
There's a car parked there.
Someone's in there getting their fucking. What if you're filling up with gas, but you don't need it?
No, no.
I do it all the time, but I think I'm breaking the law.
leave the pump run and to fill up a Raptor
is going to take 10 minutes. I can go inside
come back out and it's still
not done pumping. That's the way to make it.
And God forbid it quits pumping while you're
buying your fruit snacks. I mean if it's 30 seconds
I don't eat fruit snacks. Sorry.
But no, if it's like for 30
seconds or a minute, I'm saying you stand
by your vehicle for the 10 minutes to fill it
then you put the pump back
leave your vehicle parked at the pump and then
go in the station. That sounds insane. I just run in
grab my drink, I come out, it's almost done
filling. It's probably done hailing. You've never seen
that before? Yeah, yeah, they do. Are you talking
are we talking hail or
normal? No, I'm saying in a normal day people
debate has shifted. Interesting. I think
people like that just haven't made up their
mind and then they're just like
I better go get something. Okay, I have
done that and it's a mind make up
thing. Yeah, but you're a customer of
the gas station. They make
money of you buying something
so you're filling up with gas
oh well, it's filling up with gas, I'll grab something.
Oh, that's fine. What's the problem there?
It's when you're done pumping
your gas and you stay parked.
They have like, most gas stations
have a shitload of parking spots like up against
the building. You could fill your vehicle
pull up to the gas
station and then let that guy that's
waiting in the parking lot to pull up to the pump in.
It's just like a respect.
I get you now. You're saying when you're done
pumping gas, leaving
your car sitting there
is a cheeto move. Okay, yeah,
I follow. I agree. That
pisses me off actually. That's
like when we're on road trips and
get the diesel guys going. Yeah,
well, because, you know, I'm dealing with the truckers and whatever
but when I fill up, I will have
to piss so bad. I'll fill up
the truck. I'll run in,
grab my vittles, come back
out, unhook the diesel, be like,
all right, we're ready to go. I've done
most of the work here. We're
ready. And then Mike's just fucking
I'm going to go get a
snack. I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm at the Montana little slot machine.
That'd be
half the time. I'd be like, well,
Evan's still in there.
I'm checking location. But if I called
Evan and said, yo, we're rolling, he'd be like, let me
just burn this $100 in five seconds
and I'll be out. But yeah, nobody knows
how to burn a quick $100 like that.
What if you're going to say, make a quick
gas station stop? Because I think I can stop
pretty quick. Yeah, you're quick. Any other
controversial topics that are
everyday occurrences?
Blowing your yard clippings
into the road. Unacceptable.
I mean, honestly, unacceptable.
Blowing your leaves into your neighbor's
lawn like they're not going to notice.
That's bullshit. That's bullshit, dude.
No, I think if you blow
your clippings out into the road, you
got to, like, blow them back.
Yeah. You don't have to blow them way
back in your yard. You just got to get them off
again off the main road.
Victory lap. At least around the property.
At least get them onto the shoulder of the road.
I know maybe people are really concerned
about having the perfect lasers,
but if you simply take the
first three, like,
passes of the mower and blow it
towards your own lawn, now you can
blow back and it's, like, not going to make
it to the road. So it's kind of just
ignorant to blow it right out into the highway.
I would agree. I don't know if that's controversial
enough. I think everyone agreed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was
intrigued. I knew the hail thing
would, but I'm just surprised
the hail thing got Ken because
the only person I've ever gotten
this video from is Ken.
Ken driving his Focus RS.
Well, my car's fucked!
My car's fucked!
My car's fucked!
It's, like, hailing fucking
dime-sized hail, maybe less.
It's fucked!
And in that video, was I stopped under a bridge
or was I driving?
I just kept driving through it
because I was like, well, you did.
You did. It's fucked!
So Ken maxes out
whatever kind of
warranty or insurance plan he's on
if his
door handle on his car
even squeaks.
Squeaks!
The slightest bit. That bitch
is going back to
the dealership. They're paying for
the transport there and back.
And then they're. Abso-fucking-lutely. You buy a brand new car,
you expect it to be perfect. CJ has had problems
with the truck window and he's brought it back, like,
six times and they haven't fixed it.
Yeah, but his is a little bit more convenient.
Yours has got to go, like, seven hours that way
and you're like, I'll chalk up a whole
day just to get that squeaky
door handle fixed.
Different program for that. I mean, the last. Didn't you have to fly to go get your car the last time?
Oh, no, I flew because it was going to be
easier to go get it.
Didn't that what I just said? You flew to go get your car?
It was.
It is going through TSA
to get your car that's only two hours
away. All I'm saying is. I gotta have somebody drive me down there
and then go pick it up or I can just hop
on a plane in the airport. What was wrong with the car
that time? The stainless steel
panel on the bed was, like, coming
deglued and it was, like,
falling off. So I had to, like,
ship it down to Minneapolis, get it replaced,
and now the other side is doing it, so now it's going to get shipped
back down to Minneapolis and get that replaced.
But with how you operate with
wanting to maximize your warranties
and whatnot, I had to bring you
multiple times down there to pick it up
when your Teslas were bricked.
They would send a wrecker out, pick it up,
bring it there, but then you were required
to go down there and pick it up
to the point where I'm like, Ken, you give me
the fucking number and I'm going to start bitching at
someone. If this is covered under warranty,
why are we spending five hours
to go pick this up?
Because they pay to bring it to the service center.
They do not pay to bring it back to you.
But that's what you argue with them about
and say, I'm a loyal Tesla customer.
That's how the warranty is written.
If it has to be transported to the dealer
for service, they will come pick it up,
but they will not transport it back to you.
You are responsible for picking it back up.
Bullshit. I'm reading hot
takes on Reddit, and
they're, like, pretty basic, and then
this one is just, everyone should get free
annex when they go to the dentist.
That is an insane hot take. That is a hot take.
I'm actually scared of the dentist. I haven't been to the dentist
in, like, two years. Really?
I went on a good stint there, too.
I was, you know, growing up, my mom
would make me go every six months, and then I went, like,
a good three years without going.
Did you have cavities? What are you scared of? Yeah, I had cavities.
Yeah, I'm just worried that I'm going to, like,
have cavities.
Wouldn't you want to get those fixed if you did have them?
It's similar to, like, going to the doctor.
Oh, this is good news.
Yeah, when I've had to go to the dentist,
they have to, like, knock me out.
I just pay the extra 500 bucks for anesthesia.
That's honestly, even for a routine
cleaning? I haven't had a routine
cleaning since I was in high school.
It's only when there's a serious problem and I
need some shit yanked out, and then I
go, send me to the surgery center and knock my ass
out. It's kind of like one of those things where you
just do the routine cleaning that's
kind of painless. You just sit there with your mouth
open for 45 minutes than it
is to just spend the extra money and do
the surgery. I think the problem for
me originally was we were
so damn busy.
Like, I only will book an appointment like that
on a Thursday because I know that
every other single day of the week is
completely fucked. Right, and it sounds
silly to say, like, oh, I'm
so busy I keep missing my appointments
for a year or two, right?
But let's just say we're
putting Ben's car up on a pole.
For example, it's a big deal. That's
only going to happen one time. Yeah, I'm missing
the dentist. I would call in and be like, sorry, I can't
make it. I have something much more important.
Then I think I just. And then, yeah.
Then they call and they go, hey, bud, you missed
your appointment. Let's make another one. And then I
just, like, then they start calling. You missed that
call. So you're like, I don't even want
to just be. I just don't want to
call back. For what? The dentist.
You guys just got to book the early morning
when I was trying to get my shit
fixed. It was, like, two months
out. Every time you'd book
and then I'd even run it by and we'd
have nothing on the schedule. Yeah, just do it on
a Friday. You'll be good.
Then it would be Thursday before.
Oh, no. We're flying.
We're going to Washington this weekend
or whatever. Like, all right, well, I'll just
call and reschedule. Okay, that'll be three months
later. Again, again, again.
That's what I'm saying. Oh, well.
I think that being a dentist would be the best
doctor
profession. Like, you
got to go through all that school, but
dude, they have the best
schedules. Like, a dentist that's
put in his time, they're working
like two days a week. And it really does seem
like a lot of. You know when
a surgeon has to come in? Like, they
have to, like, they show up because they need
to do surgery, which a lot of dentists do.
But most of the time,
they just show up and go, yeah, everything's
looking good. Or grab it with pliers
and rip it out. Yeah, but you don't have, like, anyone
dying on your hands or, like, some
life-threatening thing. Like, you need to save
him right now. Otherwise, if you mess
up, he's going to die. But even if it
is looking bad, even if it
is looking bad, they're like, all right, this is
standard procedure. We're going to yank the one
and kill the other one. And they charge the shit
out of you. Yeah, but even though I was going to say,
I was going to say, $500 to get knocked out
seems relatively reasonable. So I see.
Yeah, because I think, you know, the insurance
will cover some stuff, but because
it's, like, not essential
for the anesthesia, it's like $500, $600.
Dental insurance is kind of fucked where it only
covers a little bit.
And then, like, you're responsible for everything
else. No, like, for me, I had
to get a tooth pulled.
They pay to get it pulled, but they won't pay to
get it replaced. Because they say you
don't need it. I don't need to go to the insurance,
but I've already paid my
deductible for the year, so
I'm going to just run it up.
Yeah, I've been going to the dentist every week
because I have insurance.
It's covered. I already hit my deductible.
He's an insurance maxer.
Yeah, I don't know. I used to want to be a dentist,
but I think being a dentist would be pretty
satisfying. One, like, schedule. Two,
make a lot of money. And then, three,
like, they're kind of like artists of the mouth.
I think that'd be
satisfying.
But you're always looking down into someone's mouth
every day, which. And up their nose.
And then you got cleats.
brother who went dentist to youtuber i mean i think he's still a dentist but yeah it seems like
he's running a pretty good program yeah you know like i look at that i'm like dude this guy's
running an awesome program yeah that is pretty funny yeah he's making content but still doing
dentist stuff which like more than pays the bills that's for sure and he owns a car wash dude yeah
my dream's always been on a car wash and a nascar really he's kind of i feel like you could kind of
figure it out pretty easily i feel like i would happily invest with you by the way what would you
call it ryan's yeah would it be automate automated or would you have like actual hand wash
or is it gonna be like the thing where it's a touch where it's like
no i think i think i'd like to do a mix where it's like like the bucky's ones where you pull
in and there's a guy that stands there and pressure washes off your shit
you
and then it goes through scratch factory and then it comes out and then somebody
wipes it down for you so yeah and we have a local one like called don's and that to me is the best
because at least if you power wash it before the scratch factory isn't as bad bad yeah i think it
i think that'd be a sick program or just a nice nice touchless car wash you know just like the
standard probably a better probably a better and also you don't have to manage it as much yeah but
dude
dude
you guys have seen it all the car washes popping up like the tommies the zips the the silver star
they're all touch they're all scratch factories yeah so like i'm because most people don't really
care they don't really it's because they can pump so many more cars through those and they can't
so much faster dude randy hits the scratch factory every single day i do that and i'm like can we get
you a touchless car wash pass so your car isn't even fucking dirty you cannot go through the
scratch factory and then go back and then get that when it's dirty but dude every single day
he hits a car wash that's pretty crazy i mean and ken dropping that that he also does that
he's a subscription maxer as well i go through the the scratch factory every day but i've got
a wrap on my i've got a ppf on my car so you just leave it in the sun and then it just like
melts the scratches away so you're saying that due to that ppf say it would be hard to damage
well it is like coming off it's not something that's gonna withstand a donut like a soft
ppf
pastry wouldn't probably affect that's more of just a respect kind of thing again it's like
i would drive that thing through hail i drive it through hail donut a little little bread not on my
car dude i'm all about still i still use whale of a wash you know the the true self-serve like
you can put quarters in you can slide your card now i'm all about those right but gosh are they
shitty yeah
like they're just grimy and musty it's like all i used before we had our own shop i'd always hand
wash my car because it just would turn out better and i didn't want to use a touch and uh but it's
always like you're there it's they're all they always kind of happen to be in a hood yeah they've
gotten a little better but maybe a homeless guy walking around and then there's like there's one
dude just kind of chilling that you're kind of keeping your eye on as you're washing or the guy
you know yeah the one i go to is a car wash perv but he's sitting over there
i don't know what he's doing he's just watching guys bend over fucking washing their car hoping to
get a show but i use like that style one i just bring my own my own mitten same yeah and then
just only use the brush i do love that's a good one bucket washing your car at the no that's what
i do where like it's it gets jammed up and you're trying to use like the rinse but then it's still
spraying like soap or some shit yeah yeah it's just like this whole thing was a waste i get such
a kick out of so i come with like a bucket that
that already has water in it and soap in it and a wash your own water to a car wash because in
order to fill it up with the pressure washer it's a pain i just spray it with the foam and then
so then you know you eat up a dollar trying to fill your bucket up but just come with water
i come with the mitt right i must be driving really careful i come with the supplies yeah
and then at the end i just get a crack uh cracked up at people watching me because then i pull out
my leaf blower and start drying my car and they're like this
guy's kind of got it figured out damn like i had no idea i really washer and just do it in your
driveway but i don't like doing it in the sun yeah the sun actually do it kind of at night though
where it's dusk yeah actually i don't mind doing a car in the sun but my truck in the sun is like
i have to wash it in like six sections yeah and you have to have four ladders i do it because
it like magnifies it yeah right yeah but uh it dries i really do i like going to self-serve a
car in the sun and i don't want to do it in the sun and i don't want to do it in the sun and i don't
want to do it in the sun and i don't want to do it in the sun and i don't want to do it in the sun
and then there's an outdoor bay it's like a big mud guys for campers but well yeah i think they
pretty much discourage mud period but definitely at least for like rvs campers boats shit like that
so my dad would always go there a couple times a year and give the boat a good rub down and he had
done that you know a nice little sunday goes washes the boat about half hour later cops show
up to the house and he's like yeah what's going on here like were you at the car wash he's like uh
yeah well apparently when he pulled out the fucking pressure washer hose looped around the
boat motor no yeah yeah yeah and then he just like paid for it and it was like cool i think
the owner of the car washes like wanted it fixed and didn't really know what to do so they like
got the license plate called the cops did they have video of it uh honestly there could have
been the pressure washer is still wrapped around his trolling motor well yeah so i mean he paid for
it he wasn't like he just had no idea it was just that's funny oh shit my bad oops have you guys
ever seen anybody pull away from the gas station with the pump in it pump in it yeah my dad's done
that as well you've done it i've done it what happened did it i think i did it in my lambo
in my hurricane okay i think i did it in my hurricane something tells me it had to have
looked insane something tells me it just lightly fell out then because otherwise you would have
told us yeah no i think it did okay it didn't it didn't hold the whole ground and drive away
mike i wasn't jumping at the opportunity to tell you about that one no i'm just saying like if it
ever happened to somebody i would tell them but i so badly want to see it get like hooked in there
and the tension then like rip it off the gas pump that's why they put there's like a joint on the
hose they're meant to like yeah they're breakaway so you didn't when you did it it didn't break away
it pulled out of your slot i almost did it a bushel of years ago i can't remember i was in the hurry
pump the gas while i was getting vittles come back with armful of vittles jump in the truck
put it in drive start rolling away and my girlfriend goes are you gonna take the pump out
i went oh my goodness did you just say you were pumping the gas and you went inside to get vittles
that's what i'm telling you it's acceptable if you're actively pumping gas while you're inside
it's not you come back and then it's still pumping gas and you put it okay back or even
as long as you get out there it's not waiting for the pump to be done
then putting it away then going inside that's what's fucked up i see okay i just but either
way she saved me on that one i totally would have drove off so i was stoked about that yeah tough
look i think one of our friends did it back in the day when they were coming out to the lake they
were like yeah we were just so excited they were coming down to hang on the weekend they drove away
with the pump in the thing i feel like i've seen somebody do it where it actually breaks it too
yeah like breaks it has like a joint i think i've seen like clips online but i'm pretty
sure most of them are set up because it'll be like car driving down the road dragging the whole hose
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that as a prank on ken one time of like watch him go to the gas station and then go to the shop
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Ken, you drove off with the nozzle and then get his reaction to it.
But then he started driving an electric car.
Way to go.
That is, that's a funny prank, though.
Yeah.
Now you just have to deal with an extension cord.
True.
Yeah.
That's pretty funny, too.
One of my buddy's cars got struck by lightning.
McQueen?
Ka-chow.
No.
No, he was just driving down the interstate to the lake.
He got struck by lightning and started on fire.
What?
Yeah, burned to the ground.
Oh, what?
That'd be insane.
Yeah.
You almost forgot to add that part.
What did it strike?
I think, like, the hood or something.
And it started on fire?
Yeah, I think it started an electrical fire.
And then I think, like, two summers later, he was parked on the street that you and I
live on, and then his car got sideswiped by a drunk driver.
Oh, that's tough.
See, he's had some bad luck with cars.
Real good guy, too.
Getting struck by lightning is pretty unlucky.
Yeah, I wonder what he does like.
What are the odds of that?
But you're more likely to get struck by lightning, like, five times than you are to win the lottery
once or something like that.
I haven't heard that.
I was like, I'll take those.
But you can buy more than one ticket that helps you out.
Yeah, that's true.
One in 1.2 million.
Oh, wow.
The odds are slim.
No, that's not.
That's not that slim.
Over the course of an 80-year lifetime, it's one in 15,000.
That seems shockingly low.
This is ChatGPT.
Are they only polling people who run around with metal rods outside?
Was this, like, the knights wearing suits of armor?
Okay, so are you aware?
I've heard this, but I thought I heard if you get struck by lightning once, you'll, like,
get struck again.
You're more likely to get struck again.
Well, I think it is more likely.
That's what I thought Ben was saying.
How is that possible?
Just because you still have it in you or something?
Like, you're just, like, you got that fucking statics just permanently in you that now you're
just attracting it more or what?
There's got to be something about you that attracts it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Isn't that what they say?
I've heard something like that, yeah.
If you get struck by lightning once, you're likely to get struck again.
Dude, you got to have, like, a higher frequency after that, though.
You got to be rolling around a little different.
You got to have struck.
You get struck by lightning.
That's a new zest for life.
You don't need coffee.
You don't need anything after that.
You're just good to go.
The only thing that happens after you get struck by lightning is you're more likely
to get struck by lightning again.
You got to move different.
Dude, you got to be just like, oh, my gosh, this sucks.
Chat says, yes, you are, but only because people who get struck by lightning are typically
more outdoorsy or. So it's just your life.
Like they're saying, a park ranger, a golfer or golf course employee, a roofer.
A roofer, farmer, utility worker, or mountain guide are the most likely to get struck.
There's a park ranger, I want to say in, like, Yosemite, that's been struck by lightning
like seven times.
Can you look at that?
What's he look like?
How is he alive?
As soon as the weather turns, he needs to hunker down.
Bryce Sullivan is a park ranger who got struck seven times.
Is that lucky?
His repeated strikes are attributed to spending decades outdoors.
Dude, talk about trust issues.
Doesn't it, like, show, though?
Like, if you get struck, doesn't it, like. Don't you have, like, scars?
Barring or something?
Well, what's the likelihood of living through getting struck by lightning?
They should put a little fucking metal tip in their hats.
Oh, wow.
So he doesn't even. He's looking pretty chill.
Damn, Roy Sullivan's kind of a savage.
He's actually only 27 years old, though.
It, like, hyper-aged him.
You hear about, uh. I think it was the first major golf tournament that John Daly ever won.
So when he was, like, a kid and broke, some kid got struck by lightning on the driving range.
Oh, yeah.
And he donated his entire. Winnings to, like, the family or that kid.
I think the kid lived.
But whatever, like, donated everything, which is pretty cool.
Wow.
That's a fun fact.
Can we get a fact check on that, Ken?
That's really cool.
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
John Daly's first tournament major. Sending you notes.
Lightning.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was a spectator was struck by lightning.
Yes.
Don't see anything about what you're saying, though.
Oh, no, yeah.
Daly donated $30,000 to Weaver's family for a college fund for his kid.
I think the cool part is the first time John Daly won.
Really?
For actual money.
So it was, yeah, like, a really big deal to him as well.
That's really cool.
Do you see his Dunkin' ad?
He's like, ask for a Daly style with just a little bit of room at the top.
Yes.
That's funny.
Dude, he's really made a career out of being a drunk golfer.
Yeah.
Living the dream.
And I bet so many people told him that he would not be able to do that.
And he did it and then kept doing it.
The only thing I kind of have with John Daly is, like, I love John Daly.
I think he's hilarious.
Everything he's done.
But sometimes when you hear the statistics of, like, what he says he consumes in a day,
I'm like, I don't think he drank, you know, 48 Coca-Colas and then had, like, 72 beers.
Like, I just don't.
It doesn't even make sense.
A lot of liquid.
And, like, five packs of cigarettes.
I'm like, that means you literally do light one and throw it.
But, like, there's, like, not enough time in the day to smoke seven packs of cigarettes or something.
I don't know.
Some of the stats just seem high.
But I don't want to overthink it because I think he's a great guy.
Look, Ryan.
Your dad goes through an absurd amount of Cokes, but he only drinks, like, a quarter of it,
and then he starts a new one.
It's like, is that what John's doing?
Well, I don't personally know my guy, John.
But the reason Randy only drinks partials is because he doesn't want to drink.
He's trying to cut down on how much he consumes.
But he goes, if I'm going to have a sip of Coke, why have one that's been sitting on a 2x4 for an hour?
I might as well have a freshie.
I agree with that.
The first sip is the best.
I agree with that.
I mean, I can relate with him.
I do, but yeah.
The hip hop, that first, yeah.
So the total number of Cokes is probably the same, but the quantity of that Coke is diminished.
Yeah, to say that he's probably, he might take down eight Coca-Colas in a day, but he's
really only consumed five.
So is that what John is doing?
Like, is he ripping five packs of darts, but he's only taking one puff off of them?
Yeah.
Could be.
Yeah, could be.
It reminds me of in an interview when Snoop Dogg said that he smoked 80 blunts a day.
And for the longest time, the internet was just like, bro, what the?
Uh, 80 blunts?
And then he said, people were acting like I'm some sort of machine.
I was exaggerating.
It's probably more like 15, which is, that's much more realistic.
Every famous person needs Micah around to call them on their shit.
They're doing an interview with fucking like a big thing.
You can't go on public and say you drink 70 beers a day if you're not actually drinking
70 beers a day or close.
And that will like take one sip off the Coca-Cola.
Like, that's fine.
But you can't be doing that with beers and claiming 70 beers.
No, definitely not.
Definitely not.
I go to the bar, I just sip off of 12 beers.
I just slam 12 beers.
The only person I really believe the crazy statistics on is Andre the Giant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's got some crazy numbers, bro.
Do you ever see the picture of the beer can in his hand?
It looks like a mini pop.
Not even eight ounce, six ounce pops.
Apparently, like when they would drive him to like the shows in the limo, he would crush
like a fucking, I don't know if it was like a 12 pack or a 24 pack.
Just on the way there.
No, I've seen that.
Yeah.
It was like an hour drive and he just crushed a 24.
Like, it's no problem.
Man, imagine if your girl dated Andre the Giant before you.
Oh, don't imagine that, guys.
I was just thinking how much piss that guy must have.
But yeah, I wouldn't like that neither.
You guys been hearing about all the heat in Europe?
What kind of heat?
I guess it's just like really fucking hot there.
Yeah.
Like the weather is hot.
Can somebody tell me about the Super El Nino or El Nina?
No.
No.
It's all bullshit.
It's all bullshit.
What's that?
Big weather came up with it to have more to talk about.
I don't know.
I think it's like it's going to be a wet year.
It is a wet year.
It's been pretty wet if you ask me, dude.
It's been raining all week.
But it started super dry.
I don't know.
Are we that far off of like a normal?
Year 10, check that.
At least for our neck of the woods.
I got a hot take coming up, but I got to verify the facts.
Oh, I'll take it.
I'm just saying it was super dry for a bit.
Burning bands, all that.
Now it's like raining a couple times a week.
I don't know if it's that.
Really?
I actually did look it up last night.
We're actually less than normal for June.
But it does seem like it's been raining every single day quite a bit.
All right.
Ken's got a hot take for us.
Okay.
US has all this air conditioning because it's so hot in Europe and they're so cheap.
They don't have air conditioning.
Okay.
In 2024, 62,775 people died from the heat.
Oh, my gosh.
In Europe?
And Europe has more heat deaths than we have gun violence deaths.
Oh, my gosh.
44,000 people died from guns last year and they had 60,000 people die to the heat.
That's insane.
Hold on.
No.
Where are you going with this?
He's just saying that Europe, it's not all it's cracked up to be, guys.
It just needs some freaking air conditioning.
USA, rah, rah, rah.
Throw the tea in the ocean.
Europe bans guns, but they need to ban the heat.
Yeah.
Wait, are you saying?
They don't need universal health care.
They need universal air conditioning.
They just need freaking air conditioning.
That's crazy.
I couldn't do it.
Are you saying they don't use AC because it's bad?
It's bad for the environment?
Yeah.
Or just because it's cheap?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
They try to say it's bad for the environment?
I didn't know that.
Yes, technically, but not really.
I think if you use an air conditioning system 24 hours a day for your entire life, you put
out less pollution than a jet does in takeoff.
So, like.
Well, Mike, how does that make you feel?
I like air conditioning.
After all those jets you've bought for us.
Oh, yeah.
So many.
Yeah, Mike, you got to offset your carbon footprint.
I think you should go without the AC for the rest of your life.
I was like, we'd have to fly a jet.
like every time we ever fly again to even offset like one year of taylor swift's touring don't
bring the swift dude just think about how much are you trying to get me in trouble um dude honestly
i couldn't do it like straight up no ac i wouldn't be able to sleep i'd be i'd look like hell i'd
look even worse than i already look right now just fucking wouldn't be able to sleep when he told me
the other day he goes yeah so we're staying at alex's dad's wayne's wayne keeps it like a fridge
in there and he's like and i still don't sleep with covers and i still sometimes sweat a little
hot which is crazy because i run colds or yeah yeah i don't know what it is it's been pretty
crazy but i have not ran ac yet this year how that's yeah it's been cool at night you kind of
open the windows and it is and get the house down to like 60 like we haven't been having
nights that are 80 degrees really i mean maybe a few but not enough how is he doing
i had the
door open when i was staying at my my parents house well my house is still being remodeled
in the winter i would open the door there's a sliding glass door in the room i was standing
i would open it and like cool the room down in the middle of winter probably just makes the
fucking furnace pump hotter because you know there's no it is an old house it's an old house
there's not like central air or anything like that it's just like a you just turn the thing
and it's like a floor heat thing for the room so i just turn that off yeah i don't know i just i
like it cold i might have gotten acclimated to the heat over the past few years though
because the room here is definitely hot but i think i mean it's like it's probably a good thing
like that means like if we're traveling or wherever you're like oh i thought it's fine
yeah you're definitely you're less temperamental sleeping but mike would you agree every time we
go somewhere you switch the opposite beds and you make me go by the ac because you're like i like it
way too cold dude i have my house at 70 and uh i still am a little chilly i just run cold so
whenever we're at the hotel i always make whoever i'm with sleep close to the ac and it's usually
someone like well evan you whatever but gavin's like sick we're gonna be able to get the freaking
snowflakes to fly out of this thing and i'm like oh gosh yeah he runs really hot i kind of do that
to spenny too yeah i always said it too cold yeah it's freezing up here like when we're running a
podcast we'll turn the ac down but then it gets it stays on so when i'm up here in my office i'm
editing on on a thursday my office is like 62 degrees you can't close your door and your steak
is too buttery no no it's it's cold dude it's cold bro i'm sitting there just like shivering
dude we've got more air conditioning in this shop than we ever had and boy is it nice it's nice
fucking four hole mini splits we used to be sweating our nuts off yeah no shirt on up here
just dogging it on a thursday used to be like it would get up to like
90 degrees in here one we had the doors open a lot more in here and then it gets humid you
trap the humidity you can't cool it down at night the slab gets warm but i actually i've been seeing
different guys like smaller youtubers and they'll be like um how do i cool my shop i'm like dude
two thousand dollars on a mini split is the best money you can spend dude i slept over at ken's
house actually this weekend ryan did too how'd it go oh yeah his house was a little hot like 68 i
had a hard time
really i but it was drunk enough your bed was fantastic that's what i said to him i was like
you should have been more drunk i just passed out dude i saw like snapchats at like 3 30 in the
morning of ken's house just bumping yeah but i didn't recognize a single person in the snapchat
who were those people uh just the neighbors so yeah ken i'm looking around it's probably like
two in the morning at this point ken's gone he went upstairs a while ago he's just used to having
beers all like the whole house is shaking and he's nowhere to be found i'm like tired i wanted
to go to bed an hour ago but these people walked in so i was kind of like trying to talk whatever
and then uh i just was like all right we're just gonna go upstairs and go to bed so me and alex go
upstairs we get in our room the fucking bed was shaking because he has so many subwoofers in the
ceiling underneath it so alex is like i can't do this oh my gosh oh my gosh i'm like they'll leave
eventually like 30 minutes maybe an hour later they finally dipped out of there but
did you lose anything in the process like a like a vase or something no but i like to think i'm the
first one to lay pipe in ken's house so i don't know if i'd say i don't know but i'd say straw
maybe a little straw maybe like a toothpick mediocre wiener ring perhaps nope well you have
to ask alex at best it's pretty good so anyways i like to yeah ryan i definitely beat ryan do a
fantastic job making the bed the next day i couldn't even tell you guys slept i thought you
were just out sorry we stripped the bed we were like you're gonna want to wash the sheets oh
i bet you want to know something is alex you and you and alondra left before alex and i and uh alex
was like i don't think that ken wants us to strip the bed because i doubt he wants to remake it or
wash the sheets so then alex put it back together perfect dude it was comfy beds though dude it was
comfy beds i heard pretty good reviews yeah i heard i've been hearing them actually from multiple
sources they must be pretty good hey what can i say it's been for guests casa casa de ken
quite the hosting place something light for lunch today what are we having lasagna
no i absolutely love it and it's completely up to who's eating like on what your portion is
but there's something about an 80 degree day and a fucking lasagna french bread lunch that'll really
slow a fella down 80 degrees with 80 percent humidity you know it's very first world problems
to absolutely not actually complaining just stating that it's so fucking good i'm gonna
overheat it really is how it happens yeah it will do that to you like some of those heavy meals
you're like dude i mean i don't even eat this good on thanksgiving for some of those when she
really balls out me and cj we just have the like the little kind of inside joke where it's just
like oh yeah something light where it's like pot roast and mashed potatoes and just a full
thanksgiving spread stuffing or whatever oh yes something a salad to start a big slice of carrot
i don't want to finish it off do you guys see that video of that guy at pike's peak just missing the
corner can we watch that pretty violent that looks off he was okay though right he is so lucky that
he just watch it i mean that's the beauty of a you know quality watching here is this a mudslide
yeah is this a mudslide this isn't what i meant to show you guys but i'm intrigued trying to figure
out what's moving and what's not holy shit what what is why are they still standing there how is
this happening excessive rain on a steep slope here we go oh my there's an in my oh gosh
oh my gosh he got so lucky that he didn't fold it around a tree dude like no major trees he's
chilling what
was it looks like a really expensive race car i think it was a porsche it looks like a mclaren
you're probably right
i'm good i mean think about one being a spectator seeing this guy
oh i want to go back to the in car leave this bankman in fifth gear yeah he just clicks fifth
and misses it like you have to be like i'm gonna go peel this guy out of his car blacked out and
tried to downshift and that seemed like a
random time to grab fifth well i i think he didn't know that there was a corner there i'm
assuming there's so many fucking different corners you just he just made a mistake but uh yeah what
a crazy race to be running where is pike's peak oh it's in colorado it's 20 kilometers long i wish
spenny was here to tell us how far that is but it's uh pretty 14 miles 15 miles 14 it's missed
a corner pretty freaking crazy though i'd love to go watch pike's peak i think it'd be really
interesting racing honestly i think just rally racing is probably the coolest type of car racing
dare i say i think it's got some of the highest consequences and that's why i think i think you're
on dirt you're sliding around the only bummer is it's timed not bumper to bumper yeah i don't know
i guess but sometimes they'll still end up dicing or like racing because don't they do like launches
every minute yeah you can catch up then yeah you can get into a battle but they do it around here
they do the ojibwe rally but i just i just don't want to hop in our shitty subaru and wrap it
around a tree like i just i'm scared it's pretty crazy how little you like see or hear about rally
now that ken block yeah isn't around i mean him and travis pastrana but yeah it is true
travis pastrana like travis pastrana does so many things and he's legendary in so many things but
that was kind of ken block's like name to fame you could call it where you know he took that and
then went with like all the jim connell from there so you'd see like these rally cars and like these
viral moments where rally just didn't have that before ken block and now you just you don't see
or hear at least i don't maybe maybe this sport's still doing good but i yeah i hope it is which is
kind of just like it just shows like the impact that he had on it and the difference that he made
just imagine it's a
another one of those racing sports that is extremely expensive to do with not a lot of
return yeah dude like which is all racing i'd probably
yeah like the the racing didn't get any less badass like i follow a handful of like photographers
that shoot the rally events because it's just some of the sickest photos ever like it's still
sick as hell but yeah there's just no social hype behind it it's hard to spectate yeah you know
because like impossible you go to a part on the racetrack and you might see him for eight seconds
yeah you know it's basically a thing you have to watch on tv or you have to just watch the recap of
after the fact it was pretty cool when they do like the head-to-head at x games yeah that was
oh that was cool that was probably like which is almost like when i think of what rallying is
almost not bad because it's like but it was it was cool it was really cool i think it's super
easy to just digest because it's just a 1v1 race it's like pretty apparent what's going on they
should bring that back but i also feel like everyone in x games is always like they should
bring this back and this back well they obviously don't do it because of money and this and that but
they should bring it back yeah cool well they just probably don't do it because of like spectator
desirability yeah but it was different when it was like the la coliseum i think is where they do it
but yeah they'd go like in and out like now x games i'm pretty sure like since covid is like
just in different locations yeah well i mean like different events are just in different spots and
it's all spread out so in a way they could have a sick rally but then you know spectating how are
you gonna oh it's not all in one spot anymore
really no i'm unless things have changed again recently but yeah like moto x was out at slay
ground oh and then they'd have like skate park built somewhere somewhere and then kind of like
olympic style yeah kind of like that yeah but who knows maybe now things will be back to normal
yeah we kind of hit the last couple sessions when we went to u.s bank two years in a row where they
did all in one stadium dude that was lit which that was lit too but it's cool when they can
spread it out a little more that's got to be such a
nightmare to get all the logistics lined up for in one spot like that because then you got like
the skate ramp then you got the skate park like bowl and then you got moto like the mega ramp
it was crazy when you look at it in the bank stadium how much space uh moto took up and then
it was like the bmx dirt jumps was just this little side thing the skate parks look tiny
like if you're not down there by them it was just like crazy how the space would get used skating's
appreciate from 500 feet away it is yes and and the skate park looked tiny and then once we finally
rolled up there we're like oh this park is massive i'm just glad they're still doing it it's crazy
now it's like teams i i can't even talk too much because i don't know exactly how it works but
now they're doing multiple x games it's like a series which makes sense teams yeah and then
you get like a sponsor and you basically hire your riders or like like professional athletes
would be paid like the vikings paid their athletes would be paid like the vikings paid their athletes
interesting yeah so it's like just trying to evolve yeah very interesting concept see like
how it goes like this is the first year they're doing it but definitely interesting who owns it
espn espn did buy it at some point i don't know if they still do sold it off it's crazy i just saw
dave portnoy just uh released his book and i'd completely forgotten that he'd sold his company
for like a couple hundred million are still yeah it was like 80 million or something
i thought yeah look fact check it because i just saw this pop up on my on my feed x games is owned
by a private capital no 551 million and then he bought it back for a dollar what craziest business
move of all time he got the bag and the cake and are you able to imagine elaborate on how he did
that i actually was unfamiliar um he sold it to i think pen right pen pen gaming which operates like
casinos and sports games and stuff like that and he sold it to i think pen right pen pen gaming
and a bunch of other stuff and he was essentially costing them more money by like being a part of
their publicly traded company like any time controversial he would go on and say something
controversial it would you know crash the stock price or something like that but essentially what
the big deal was is i think espn came to pen and they were like hey let's do a gambling deal
together that was worth like several billion dollars yep and they were like well we can't
because we're you know essentially in bed with barstool sports so they were like okay we have
this billion dollar deal and they were like okay we have this billion dollar deal and they were like
we have this billion dollar deal but we can't do it because of barstool we could sell barstool and go
through you know probably a year of that or we could just take the this deal right now that's on
the table give barstool back to dave portnoy and then everyone wins so they half a billion they won
dave won he got it back and uh but barstool was losing money so like they couldn't like you know
probably get as much money out of it as they wanted and then they were like all right this
is gonna take a long time to do that when this deal might fall through so it
just made more sense but which is crazy but and i did see in there that they had there's a clause
that if dave ever sells again pen gets a cut of the second sale but the espn deal that pen made
they shut that down in 2025 what really shit dude it only lasted two years wow what was how much was
that deal worth who's running pen bunch of morons it was valued at two billion over 10 years but it
only lasted two years well big ups to dave portnoy then
i love his pizza reviews one bite yeah everybody knows the rules that's pretty i love that video
when when he i don't know when this was in the last couple years when he went into the office
and he was like nobody around here does anything and i'm gonna crack down and figure out what's
going on and he just started ripping on people and then he's like what are you doing why did
you didn't even come show up yesterday and just he's just roasting everybody and they're all like
25 year old kids essentially compared to him and
it was just hilarious and then you kind of realized that was why barstool was losing money
yeah there was just people there just yeah what are they doing now like what is
well that's the thing if you actually i don't think it's what it used to be if you actually
get into the nitty-gritty they have like side shows spinoff shows talk shows podcasts comedy
shows high noon they own high noon or surfside and he also has uh the his dog lucky lucky lucky
something lucky strike cigarettes
yeah they definitely got a lot going on yeah i'm not saying that a crazy amount going on but
like no yeah like what have like a grasp on the internet like it used to no i don't know if we
can show it i wouldn't want to talk about it we can cut it but you guys see that clip i sent
yesterday the instagram reel yeah that was pretty crazy oh yeah yeah we just don't oh we don't have
to show it yeah i was wondering what the hell was up with that yeah that was insane that just
come across your feed i actually got dm'd it and it was captioned life wide open i'm like well i gotta
see what's going on here i don't know the context i don't know who was in the right or if they're
both in the wrong but yeah it was just a couple of chicks fighting and the one throwing down was
wearing a life wide open hat she came out of nowhere too just yeah if you're gonna fight in
your life wide open gear we'd prefer that you win yeah please don't yeah but if i think she did
secure the dub yeah it's hard to say i mean i was pretty confused watching it like what was going on
you know without the context of who's fighting for who you know who's still lying yeah exactly
you just you just really can't tell when there's that much fist swinging and it's kind of the same
thing like don't ever get in trouble and wear your life wide open shirt in a mugshot do we have any
out there you should send it to me most people don't get to wear t-shirts for mugshots i feel
like i've seen a couple of the guys like the body they're like the chick gets arrested all
right tits out no mike they usually have to wear orange oh yeah what the fuck you don't get to wear
a t-shirt um i mean maybe it's different elsewhere but i know like around here they
typically the mugshot is like when you're getting booked into jail before you have to like i know
you wear your normal clothes right right right we have seen there's gotta be some out there then
code blue cam you know videos of people wearing life wide open gear stuff doing some ass off
please don't do that
i love seeing a good representative of the brand yeah i've seen the life wide open stuff in a lot
of bike life oh yeah yeah i love it yeah that may be i was like i guess if you get jammed up
doing a wheelie then maybe it's kind of cool especially if you're wearing the legalized
wheelie shirt that literally has a mugshot on it yeah i just can't believe yeah i feel like
we'd see that yeah i got this video of of some tom foolery on a motorcycle oh gosh oh is this
trying to stop it or yes i'm watching this and i'm like what the hell's going on and then i realized
that this bitch is trying to stop him on the motorcycle at first it looked like she wanted
to be there which is a horrible place to be whether you do or don't want to be there what
is this is this bobby is this bobby at this point when she's hitting him she pretty much is i feel
like in the wrong like i don't he's pretty quick on and then the cops come and of course go after
him not the fucking crackhead in the street but denver
denver how's this play out uh that was that was the end of it playing out cop runs up all pissed
off but i don't i don't really know why it started but i remember seeing this video off the original
and i'm like what the hell is this biker doing with this chick on the front i mean this was
pretty hard to he ripped a pretty solid heater this was pretty hard to argue on his his point
of like yeah she was just attacking me when he just does the gnarliest burnout but it don't
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Like he was parked before.
He was sitting on the side of the road.
And she was already on it.
Gotta give credit where credit's due.
Laying the 360 heater was pretty awesome.
With her.
Yeah, he definitely committed to it.
Yeah.
Yeah, he committed to it.
I think it was barking.
So you know how loud that was between the buildings and everything?
Oh, yeah.
That environment.
Yeah, what's going on out there?
And then you look out and you see a crackhead hanging from the front of a bike.
I'm not so sold it was a crackhead.
It could have been just a good old-fashioned Karen.
It could have been a Karen.
Just a good old-fashioned Denver Karen.
I just have the most random stuff written down in my notes.
Same.
Like I just have CJ while we were at dinner the other night.
CJ to Justin.
Yo, Justin, you should start feeding Hayes, which is his one-year-old son, liver.
Ted serious.
He's like, you should start feeding him liver now.
Have you guys been seeing the people that eat the. What's the thing you just put meat in the jar?
And let it fester for like three months?
Just like aged meat?
Yeah, I've seen it.
Don't do that.
You guys don't think that's a good idea?
Do you think it's a good idea?
Like where it gets all moldy, then they cut the mold off effectively?
Pretty much, yeah.
Does the mold cook it or something?
Like with the heat?
No, it like ages it.
But that's not how you're supposed to do dry aging, I don't think.
I also have written down at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if we got GTA 7 before GTA 6.
Pre-orders.
Really?
Yeah, we talked about that last week.
We did.
We're excited.
Evan, why the fuck does somebody pre-order a digital video game that doesn't sell out?
Perhaps it would be that your download is absolutely locked in the second it goes live.
That does kind of make sense.
Yeah.
Which still seems like you'd have a long time.
Yeah, I don't really know.
And maybe they have some form of incentive.
I think that's a great point.
I don't know.
I haven't looked into it.
But maybe there's a package that you can get where when you start the game, you have. A car.
Stuff.
A wire.
If the game isn't going to be released for another four or five months, what is the point
of doing the pre-order now and not just in another two months or three months?
I mean, I agree.
I would say the same thing I already just said, is maybe there's a package that gives
you some shit that people would want.
I don't know why.
Or. Just want to look at it on your clothes.
Yeah.
I remember looking this up and it was like, for those who want to financially plan, like
spend the money now and not later.
Yeah.
Which doesn't really make any sense.
But I mean, I love that idea.
At the end of the day, this game is so anticipated that people just want it to hit their downloads
the second it goes live.
I'm going to have to buy a hard drive just to download this damn game.
You probably will.
I thought I heard it's. Actually, a lot of people are going to have to do that.
I thought it's over a terabyte.
Jack, get on in here.
I guess if CJ isn't coming back.
Come on in, bud.
Yeah.
Take a seat.
I want you to show off your. Stomp on in here. fucking shoes off to the cameras.
Because at this point, what's a Call of Duty?
Like four or five hundred gigabytes?
Yeah.
I think four hundred.
Four hundred, yeah.
And I thought that this was like absolutely shit on it.
Chat's saying 250, but I. What do they know?
Jack, so if you know, you just got to keep the mic close to you.
You can wear the headphones if not.
Perfect.
Yeah.
What's going on, Jack?
I'm just hanging around.
I have a controversial take from Jack yesterday at lunch.
Okay, let's hear it.
He said, poopies is his favorite jackass.
He did say that.
I love that.
You know who would love that too?
Poopies.
Nothing against poopies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He just, when I think of jackass characters or personalities, he's like not even. No, he's not even on the agenda.
That's such a new age, new age jackass fan thing for you to say.
Which I think is, that's a fun take.
But did you see it?
I haven't seen it yet, no.
But I watched, I don't know if you guys saw the one with poopies where he went to Danny
Duncan's house and filmed a video with him.
That really made me like an actual fan.
Yeah, he's funny.
So yeah, what is the, what's the new jackass like, Ev?
Because you went and saw it, right?
Yeah.
It was kind of funny.
It was kind of like a lot of just reminiscing over the years from the very start up until
the current.
So they kind of narrated like some old bits, some uncut footage, a little bit of new stuff.
Definitely worth the watch.
So they just reused old footage or did they show like things that they never released?
They showed stuff they never released.
But if you were like a jackass fan and like. Oh, you know the lore of it.
Yeah.
Or like you could find the clips are like out there online somewhere.
It was just never like released on MTV.
I mean, maybe there was some stuff you had never seen, but I'm a big jackass fan and there
was nothing that popped up where I'm like, that was old that I'm like, wow, I never knew
that happened.
Like it's all shit you would have heard him talk about in a podcast or you've seen the
clips or whatever, but it was cool.
I kind of just going through memory lane, if you will.
I mean, cause what is it?
20 something.
Crazy.
Well, I think it's very, very, very late nineties.
Actually, I think when it started, so 99 would be what, 27 years ago.
So you think they're done?
I think they're done.
Yeah.
That chapter's closed.
They really did.
That book's closed.
Well, especially because they really didn't do a lot of new stunts.
Like Steve-O, Knoxville, those guys were like not out there getting fresh footage, hurting
themselves.
Like you could tell that ship has kind of sailed, which is understandable.
Yeah.
They've had a hell of a ride.
What did Steve-O just do?
Oh, I just watched Steve-O for a David Dobrik bit, put a fishing hook through his, his cheek.
You guys see that?
That was like an OG bit in Jackass too.
And then he just ran it back?
Dude, what was it again?
What was crazy, I guess not to spoil it in the movie, but they originally, they had like
a professional piercing guy come out in the boat with them and they pierced him with the
fish hook and he jumped in the lake and they filmed the shark bit.
And then a day or two later, Tremaine's like, yes, footage wasn't that great.
You think you're cool?
Like you just, just run it.
Forget the piercing guy.
It was just kind of weird having him there.
It would be way better.
If we just do it.
So they actually drive like four miles back out in the ocean and just fully run it back.
Oh, really?
Oh my gosh.
So, I mean, he's done it a bunch of times.
Now, if you say he did it again, he's just shoving fish hooks through his cheek.
Yeah.
Cause he put the fish hook through his cheek and then he jumped in with the sharks.
And the sharks was the crazier part in my opinion.
Fish hook through the cheek.
You know, he got past that, but like the sharks.
Dude, how does that heal?
There's a lot of cells in your, in your mouth.
It just grows back in.
Yeah.
I was watching Keller's video.
What the hell can Timmy do?
What he can put?
Oh yeah.
No, we haven't.
Was he actually putting it through?
No, it's just blowed out for some reason.
Okay.
So he didn't really have a symptom piercing.
Did he have a good reason for why it's like that?
I can't remember.
Okay.
So his is just different.
It's not a trick that everybody can do.
No.
And it was low.
Okay.
Like what can he do?
Well, he was like, dude, I can, I can put like a toothpick in my, my nose.
And I was like, well, how big is the hole?
And he's like, oh, I mean, it's pretty big.
And I was like, what else do you think you can put in?
I was like, you can put like a screwdriver in there.
And he was like, I could try.
And so I got a screwdriver and he put the screwdriver through, through his nose.
So he basically has like a septum piercing hole, not from a septum piercing, but it just
so happens to be much larger than your typical septum piercing.
I couldn't believe it.
I was like, I've been hanging out with Timmy all fucking weekend and now he's sticking
screwdrivers.
I think they said it in Keller's video and whoever said it was like, that is the craziest
thing.
You can do.
And I thought it was like, he, he's a funny guy.
You can do all kinds of stuff, but yeah, for him to just jam a midsize screwdriver through
his nose and just chill was pretty surprised by that.
Yeah.
And it's hard to be surprised with Timmy.
Cause that guy keeps you on your toes.
Should we rip that grip tester, Ryan?
Oh yeah.
I kind of want to rip it with CJ.
Cause I feel like he's going to be like, well, I guess we'll test our grip strength in the
next podcast.
Yeah.
Actually, Jack and I have a.
few games we've been working on that we're
we are ready to set up i love it i kind of want to run back the iq test but i don't want to like
i couldn't want to possibly skew with the results of evan being the smartest because i think it's
so funny i think we should i want to again i want to do the i want to do like the whole team
i don't you know like the wrenches yeah yeah peyton yeah dalton see peyton having some hidden
knowledge yeah so i would love to do the whole team and then we can kind of really see what's
going on run it through i i wonder if there's any other challenges that like you guys watching
have seen that you want to see us do because i'm down not jackass challenges but like yeah
100 meter dash oh yeah we just do like a fitness cramp pacer test out here every week perhaps a
case race maybe get like a blood test what do you want to test in the blood i don't know cj has
always mentioned like he wants to see like who's got the highest testosterone no he does he has
mentioned that about nine thousand times so we should just do it he's very confident
in himself yeah i believe yes exactly he's like we got to get our sperm tested in our blood test
and see how high our testosterone you can do a sperm sperm race have you guys seen that yeah i
heard it was faked the one that was streamed oh was it yeah i mean it was fake yeah i wouldn't
be surprised by that like how i don't know i don't know how that shit works yeah how does that work
i saw the togi just posted a video and the lady was like your sperm is zero like he's like fully
infertile what that would be so funny i don't know how that shit works i don't know how that shit works
he's so disheartening it goes to him and his rolls where he goes bro that's just like perfect
because now i can't have a kid like god doesn't want me to have a little gremlin running around
so that's perfect to a t and i'm like that's a nice positive look yeah on that i think that
might be the side effect of like years of steroids all the drugs yeah usually what they're what
they're saying could be a side effect dude did you see when he set up a restaurant in
bradley martin's gym yeah bro it just reminded me of something we would do and then like it were if
we would like if ken had a gym and we set up a restaurant in there and then ken went in there
and then told everyone in there he's just like free gym memberships if you knock down these
fucking walls it was so funny yeah i don't know i don't think that was real but yeah it was funny
it was a funny idea rc'd yeah no no no like no no i i still use that term whenever something's not
real i'm just like damn i got rc'd again i just had an rc clip pop up on my heaven loves showing
and i just like trying to tilt the truck he just kind of glares at me i'll never live that one down
you gotta question everything between ai and rc's man yeah yeah i was talking to spenny last night
and he is back in his homeland big fishing and yeah he went to like british columbia and he is
fishing for like halibut and salmon but he was catching uh crab last night i know that looks
so sick yeah that looks sweet sounds itchy to me
yeah
no not the superior type of crabs the british columbia type yeah dude he was on like that was
a crazy boat like full-blown gear camping out on like an island i think we gotta go
crab fishing in the deep sea alaska let's try salmon fishing in michigan first
oh like fishing for crab isn't it just like pulling up pots or like there's like two
a lot of cigarettes yep wear rain suits always be soaking wet yep
and have mike rowe narrate it call him up he narrates a seaboys video that actually be lit
i love mike rowe yeah i'm a big mike rowe fan he makes america go around he's yeah he's a true
american you ever heard him tell the story about uh he was in tv he was like on qvc he was like an
overnight salesman and i believe it was his grandma never really thought that he worked a real job
and she was disappointed in him for never
having this real job you know everything he did was kind of all on tv and whatever and so when
dirty jobs became a thing his grandma would watch and watch him do all of these hard things even
though he was doing all of it but really his job was to host the tv show it wasn't that he was
hosting the show it was the most successful show on television at that time it was that he was doing
all of these dirty jobs and actually working hard for it and he was doing all of these dirty jobs
he was like yeah my my grandma said she was proud of me for being able to hard work for being a hard
worker not because of working grueling hours building a tv show being highly successful all
that but because of like scooping pig shit and crawling through sewers and stuff like that it's
a great show that was the epitome of a good idea for a show yep it's on our it's on our board should
we should do i even say it do i say it and then someone else will do it and then no i think i think
it's been done but yeah people have done it but like yeah we've had this concept for a long time
long time that we go and work hard jobs or ken goes and works hard jobs is really i think each
of us the gist of it we draw and each of us gets a hard job and you go film a segment out of it but
if if anyone listening right now is like oh this i've got a dirty job i've got a dirty job for you
hit us up let us know preferably in the tri-state area but we'll travel yeah and really
really crazy ones would be great like yeah we could shovel cattle shit but you know i'm gonna
find the guy that changed the light bulb on the top of the i know i thought that too like that
one's not necessarily dirty but that's an extremely unique hard job when we went to the racetrack down
south the other day they were working by helicopter by helicopter guys hanging from a helicopter
working on a tower telephone pole hanging new uh wire line yeah wow that's pretty cool that's a lot
of trust in your pilot
it's also right next door like feet away from a active high voltage transition right next door
actually within within reach in fact you're actually touching it yeah holy crap that'd be
insane yeah so hit us up let us know or well actually we're gonna link jack's email we can
do that in me up for shit please oh don't say that jack oh no what are some of the signups that
you've been getting i got a gay newsletter last time well hold on now it was not from me okay
horn hub just recently i got a verification email on so please stop signing me up for stuff
but if you want to actually email shoot me an email i look at them all this definitely isn't
going to encourage anybody yeah maybe uh maybe we don't put that in wow we used to sign my
my buddy blake up for farmers only all the time oh my gosh you used to piss him off when we all
got school emails bro when you take your buddy's school email and start sending them up for like
farmers only and farmer wants a wife that's pretty funny that's just good prank now that
like i feel like prank calling isn't really a thing so just taking people's email and signing
them up for shit or like at like a festival you just put a phone number in the porta potty and
say like call me yeah that's a classic that is a classic that's og i think ken's or ken was always
like i don't know people getting my phone number but we probably used to do that apparently mine's
in like a bar in michigan or something i just got a phone call about it last week
is it is it see is it the classic dumb and dumber no no it's something but we it was probably us
probably yeah do you remember which town in michigan it's probably houghton no no the dude
was blowing up my phone so i just blocked him you weren't like where'd you get this yeah and then he
said like some bar in michigan i don't remember what it was it wasn't the library he called it
out as a like specific bar and it was like in michigan or something and i was like so that's
what i'm wondering yeah remember what specific bar it was i don't remember did you google it
no no i didn't do enough service he was blowing up my phone so i like you know you click on the
button then he blows it and you deny the call and like it took me like three minutes to get to the
screen or i could like block his number yeah it would have been hard to just airplane mode and
then well just keeps popping up did you try deleting your esim i did good classic troll on
your buddies good stuff fellas well we will see you guys
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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The podcast opens with casual banter about Jack’s unusual light-up Crocs, which lead to a discussion about Lightning McQueen car wraps, including Ryan’s aunt’s Miata that has been wrapped since 201
The group debates controversial everyday topics, including stopping under bridges during hail, blowing yard clippings into roads, and parking at gas station pumps after filling up.
They discuss a viral mudding four-wheeler event where riders ran over spectators, with mixed opinions on the danger and ethics.
The conversation shifts to dentist fears, with Evan admitting he avoids routine cleanings and pays extra for anesthesia, while others praise dentists’ schedules and income.
They talk about car wash habits, including the "scratch factory" tunnel washes versus self-serve washes, and Mike’s daily car wash subscription.
The group shares stories about driving off with gas pump nozzles, including Mike’s near-miss and a prank idea for Ken.
They discuss lightning strike statistics, including park ranger Roy Sullivan who was struck seven times, and John Daly’s charitable donation after his first major win.
The topic of Europe’s lack of air conditioning leads to a hot take from Ken about heat deaths, sparking a debate on climate and AC usage.
They recount a wild party at Ken’s house with subwoofers shaking the bed, and Ryan claims to be "the first one to lay pipe" there.
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The episode ends with discussions about Pikes Peak racing, rally racing’s decline, Dave Portnoy’s Barstool Sports sale and buyback, and a viral video of a woman attacking a motorcyclist in Denver.
Summary:
The podcast episode features the hosts engaging in wide-ranging, humorous conversations about everyday life, cars, and pop culture. It opens with playful teasing about Jack’s light-up Crocs, which leads to a lengthy discussion about Lightning McQueen car wraps, with Ryan revealing his aunt’s Miata has been wrapped since 2012, impressing the group. The conversation then shifts to controversial everyday behaviors, such as stopping under bridges during hail storms, blowing yard clippings into roads, and occupying gas station pumps after filling up, with the hosts debating proper etiquette.
They also watch a viral video of a mudding four-wheeler race where riders run over spectators, sparking mixed reactions about safety and fun. The group touches on dental anxiety, with Evan admitting he avoids cleanings and opts for anesthesia, while others praise dentists’ lifestyles. Car care habits are explored, including the downsides of tunnel car washes versus self-serve ones, and Mike’s daily wash subscription.
They share stories about driving off with gas pump nozzles and discuss lightning strike odds, including a ranger struck seven times. Ken offers a hot take on Europe’s lack of air conditioning, linking it to high heat deaths, which leads to a debate on climate. The episode concludes with talk of rally racing’s decline, Dave Portnoy’s Barstool sale and buyback, and a viral Denver video of a woman attacking a motorcyclist, ending with Jack’s controversial favorite Jackass member, Poopies.
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The debate is whether it's acceptable to stop under an interstate bridge to avoid hail. Stopping on the shoulder might be okay, but stopping in driving lanes is dangerous and blocks traffic, so most agree you should keep moving unless you're a motorcyclist in danger.
No, you should move your car to a parking spot after pumping gas so others can use the pump. Leaving it parked at the pump while going inside, especially after filling, is considered disrespectful.
Blowing clippings into the road is unacceptable. You should blow them back onto your own lawn or at least onto the shoulder to avoid creating hazards on the main road.
Ken's warranty covers transport to the dealership for service, but not transport back to him, so he has to pick the car up himself. He maxes out warranty claims for even minor issues like a squeaky door handle.
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