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You had to be the character bound to the environment. I remember creating my avatar in that game, and I was obsessed with Mohawks. Oh, of course. Everything I ever, any avatar I ever made as a kid. Just the big Liberty Spike Mohawk one. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Just like Guitar Hero style Mohawk. Absolutely. Mohawks I thought was going to be a really, like a hairstyle I would commit to in my life. Did you ever have one, though? I had the mullet Mohawk. Which is a good look if you're going to go Mohawk, go mullet Mohawk. Someone does like a full spiky Mohawk. Yeah. Growing up, you always think you're going to have one at some point. You're just like. Yeah. Yeah. But a full spiky Mohawk is like a commitment. Like you're asking for attention. I mean, all props to you. I just don't know. What color would you do if you did have a spiky Mohawk? You got to go with like a color. Blue. Blue? Of course. Like your mic cover blue. Yes. I tried to have silver and it ended up blue. Oh, I tried to go platinum blonde and it was gray. For Coachella, I was devastated showing up to that Coachella. Welcome back, Heath. Wow. Welcome back, Heath. This is crazy. We got to hit it once. Yes. We'll do it again for the intro, but I just needed to cheers. Wow. It's crazy, yeah, that you really have not been in this studio physically. Just let me do the walkthrough. Oh, just the walkthrough. Yeah. He pretty much saw it empty and then he left. Even though it's been digital, it feels like you haven't really left, though. And it's so weird because I like see you guys in this set, so I feel like I'm right. Yeah. It genuinely does not feel any different. It's so weird because I like look back and forth because I have the dual monitors and stuff set up. So I feel like you guys are literally right there and the same distance, too. Yeah. It's crazy. I kind of feel like I'm dreaming. I bet. Is this your first time being away from your child? Yes. How long are you away for? Five days. Oh, my gosh. That is a big business trip. Yeah. And it's funny. Every time he flies. It's in. It's tighter and tighter. Like yesterday, he flew in. Immediately, we started recording. Well, it sucks because we had this wicked snowstorm. So my flight got delayed. Oh, yeah. And it was just like brutal. We were out of power for like four days. Four days. Yeah. You don't 37 degrees in the house. Oh, buddy. Freezing. She had like a space heater on Antonio. Like Tony freezing his ass off. Well, I didn't have a generator. Oh, you're. You're gonna you're gonna be pissed at me. I'm disappointed in myself. I'm like the survival guy. Yeah. I thought you would have this handled. He I have absolutely everything you could imagine for situations like this, but they're all rechargeable and I wasn't expecting to lose power. So everything dead literally couldn't do anything and I have a fireplace but it's in the living room and the living room is the biggest room like in the house. So I had fire would just go in nonstop trying to like heat the house and it's doing nothing. Yeah. Because some fireplaces. Like heat up a room or that's just there for aesthetics. Yeah. Like it doesn't give off anything decorative. But like you we were sitting on the ledge of it like this close to the fire just trying to stay warm. But like you go into like panic mode like trying to keep him warm. I'll keep you warm. Child's will make it through the way. Yeah. And I you know what? It's kind of good that he's like this is his first like in like his. I feel like these years are important to grow up in this climate building character. Yeah, exactly. So by the time he's like. Five, he's going to be able to withstand any type of time, right? Because he grew up through the thick of the winter through the thick of the winter. Yeah, he really did. So yeah, first day brutal up all night. We didn't sleep like at all because I was putting I had to put logs on like every 1520 minutes. Oh my gosh. So just constantly feeding it just trying to stay warm. You know what you need to get yourself now and next you need to get those like Lola blankets. Those what is that? Oh, I love the blanket. The really furry by they just never get cold like. Everything can be cold in your house, but those type of blankets. They just stay warm. Yeah, they look warm for blankets. They look like chinchilla blanket. What what what is that? Is it for it's not fur? What is that like a faux fur? But it's like they nailed it on getting it as close to that feeling. Of course, you could throw it in a freezer and it will just like you could put it on around you. I just wish it had a bit more weight. Maybe they do have a weighted one. Patricia always goes for the Lola. I'm a bear be guy. I just okay. Hold on. Hold on on it blanket prices. Oh though, how wide it can be. You can get a blanket for 15 bucks. Yes, or you can get a blanket for $500. Yes, it is kind of crazy on the blanket market of where you're willing to go with the blanket. But how cold are you? I know right? How comfortable do you really want to be but when someone it's similar to like pillows as well. I feel like if somebody says this is good. I love it. People are willing to throw down on it. Yeah, sometimes some cheap blankets are great sometimes homemade. Blankets with just that fabric you get at Joanne's and you stitch that together. One of my friend's mom makes some for our wedding. And there's a few items that we will spend a little bit more money on at the house. Me and Danielle. Yeah, we'll get everything cheap like frames cheap lamps can be cheap. All this shit is cheap. And then we'll like spend a lot on like a blanket or on it on like a pillowcase cover or a curtain something like random. And then everything else is cheap because like you need some like pricey stuff just to like make everything look good together. How speaking of spending money and your winter storm how much is a generator for a private so I had to buy one but like a like a gas generator just to give power or like I'm talking about like an alternate is that what it is like an alternate run a whole like a whole building. You mean like your whole street can go off but you got power because you have a generator keeping your house alive. I did a lot of research. So the generator I got was 3600 watts. Okay. And that was five. Seventy. Okay. Basically you could run like your refrigerator and a few small little things the $500 but where are you plugging it into does it you have to keep it outside 20 feet away from your house runs off gas. So you start it like a lawnmower. Yeah. And then it has mine has I think four outlets or outlets and then a 220. Okay. But you have to run extension cords to everything you want it to power. Oh, that's how you want to run your fridge. You pull your fridge out and you have to get that cord and plug it in. Why don't you spend 1500 to get it running like half your house, but I feel like the whole house has to be like $50,000 like I'm talking about like a whole like you like an AC box on the side of your house generator is like wired in the Generac that runs and powers the whole house depending on like your square footage and what you got like 30 grand. Yeah, and it automatically kicks on. This is the one that like raising canes probably had like immediately. Okay. Raising canes was one of the only places that were open that opened up for in Nashville. Okay, three we like we heard rumors raising canes was open and I was like, fuck it. I'm going out. So I but they but they must have not had it on them. I think they may have bought it because I feel like they would have opened up the like the dates like every house has no power, but you could make me some chicken fingers. Yeah, right. I'm not mad. You're talking you're telling me this hot oil is bumping while everybody has no power. How is that possible? It was it was nice. But yes, I could see Mr. I could see Mr. Graves enough. Let's get let's get turd on everybody in Nashville. Damn right. And okay, so you survived the winter. Yeah, you had some things went down outside, right? So yeah, so we I got the generator and the only thing we had plugged in was a space heater and we just sat in like our small little like office like room like the smallest low ceiling bedroom. And we just had the heater going and phone chargers. And that was good. And we just like and that was laptop all outside every treat the whole neighborhood trees were popping left and right like my front yard the whole driveway completely covered trees down in the back. We just had a cleanup crew right when I was leaving to come here to come cut up all the trees bring them to the front. But dude, it was bad. Any like big mature trees. Did you lose dude? It's the worst like when a good solid tree. It was getting so cold like the ice was like. like sheeding over it and it was blowing up the fucking trees because they expand because the moisture gets inside and the wood can't handle it and it's just you also like this will give you an idea every twig has a tube of ice around it crazy oh yeah so it's weighing down like it weighs down the tree so every tree limb was just sagging from all the weight of the the ice that's on every twig branch so they were just busting off and just breaking scary yeah you're just like hearing him like please just don't hit the house and nobody was prepared for this this was like the worst winter storm that nashville has seen like we ain't seen this since like 72 this never happens that's scary like hopefully it doesn't continue to happen but you got like the worst done you know how to be prepared for the future yeah crazy um so i flew out to come here as soon as i landed i called mariah and they you are just lost power again oh no my parents drove over to stay with her while i was gone that's sweet good um and they lost power again i was like well good she's has come back on now all right good we're good are your parents leaving you're staying with her while they're staying till i get back oh that's nice yeah good you know keep it tony company everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states winning never sounded so good what would you do if you want big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single 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start putting in huh they really start them young that's so fucked up get us on the high fructose corn syrup yeah terrible you should enter the baby in the baby gerber contest do we talk about this already yeah probably yeah we're like uh if your baby is cute yeah she is it has to be over i think six months or something you there's a certain time you got to get in and submit the baby and then you do like the photo shoot yeah you do the photo shoot i think he has he has like a lot of potential for sure and i think don't you get don't you get like free baby food for the year or something we'll try it out maybe free college too they have that for i mean like the gerber baby foundation i think is like an investment program to start saving money early for college oh i believe no i think the way it works is that you have to put the baby into college immediately did you know they make clothes too gerber clothes oh i bought a vintage like little outfit for him and i looked at the brand gerber oh wow they really doing it they really are yeah umbrella fucking company is it she part of the no it's there's no way there's no way really gerber kaya gerber is part of the gerber but is that not true i've never heard of anybody say related to gerber baby like her dad i don't think so i think her dad is like part of the gerber family mr gerber no that's he didn't come up with a gerber baby company he founded casamigos and no right the gerber group i know that's not it's not gerber baby well let's dive a little deeper is the gerber group tied to oh nightlife i don't know a damn thing i i thought that for years raver raver raver binkies raver binkies different type of bottle service yeah well good i'm glad you survived the winter i'm glad that mariah is with company and i'm glad you're here i hope you can fly back this storm is like this storm is past all right or is it still there's a cyclone though coming no jeez i thought like in the carolinas always something or it's some type of like clone of something oh you might have to extend your truth but i think it will blow i don't know you gotta probably look into it i don't know if it will affect nashville apparently i think tennessee's becoming part of tornado alley could be they're saying that it's like shifting yeah you got to get a generator with like reinforcement bolted into the ground underground it sucked though because like there was one person in the neighborhood and he's across the street he has the generator that turns on automatically so he had full power outdoor lights every house looked beautiful and we're all just black out okay so tornado alley like it did dallas was kind of part of it patricia after twisters she was like dallas is not part of tornado alley i'm like i always thought we like kind of were but never mind also i feel like i don't see enough tornado videos on my feed you know what i mean i feel like i used to see a lot but like why don't i see it all the time is it seasonal could it be seasonal could it be seasonal like i just feel like tornadoes are so goddamn scary and you like you can catch it from far away you have time to pull out your phone and start recording yeah you know what i mean i just feel like i don't see it enough we should do that for a video tornado catching just go store it all right so i'm gonna go to tornado alley and i'm gonna go to tornado alley or no no wait i would be down but it's so risky but i think it's kind of beautiful matt i i feel like you say that now until you start driving up to one you're like okay okay i have a i have a question yeah in the movie that thing that spikes and goes into the ground is that real yes yes they really have the cars that oh okay down into the ground so the wind doesn't blow it over i've seen some discovery channel type shit where like one guy wanted to capture the inside of a tornado and it did go into the ground and re-inflate it and it did go into the ground and re-inflate it and it forced it like something like that in the past yeah but i don't think like glenn powell has like this ultimate like super truck that can do it like on a ford f-150 i'm just trying to think of attachments i could put on my car like hey you have a child now i'm like you ain't getting into the eye of the store let's think about other things maybe another generator not your own thrills okay he's like i have one in my car but not my house but bubba i need it he's come back come back they gave it to me you get one for your house but you don't realize that the roof can come off yeah the walls just start digging up that's so cool yeah that's i feel safe in that i i would i would i mean i definitely would run towards that thing buckled in and feel good yeah i could do it that's expensive though to go on a storm chase really yeah it's not cheap it's not like oh 500 bucks it's like i believe it's like 12 000 i would think it's very expensive but it's it's it's that sort of thing where people don't feel bad for you if anything happens it's like going down in that submarine yeah ocean gate it's like you did it for yourself yeah what are we doing over here also you know in the movie well it's 3 000 okay you see it's like 2 900 for couples okay sharing a hotel room that's not bad at all either do this or go on a cruise i don't i'd rather go like on a little alligator cruise like down in the everglades i don't know a nice little boat tour by the way he and i have done it it's not that fun yeah you're you're better off just getting your own little boat and unless you got the tour guide you're like oh my god i'm gonna go on a cruise tour guide that like jumps in with the alligators and will like show you he can like lift there yeah you're not like don't expect like steve rob irwin like out there fucking you don't we don't get that but we do get a couple of like them holding down the alligator they open their mouth but and then you never know lana del rey could come take a tour on your boat and then you end up marrying her yeah that's right pretty much i still think that's the craziest thing i agree or i mean or you might get like someone you see someone's hand get bitten off by again you're like nature just like thank god i saw that you guys root for the animal right i i kind of do that what do you talk in any type of like human animal like conflict i'm rooting for the imagine somebody was on your back trying to hold your mouth like there's not a part of you when somebody sticks their head in an alligator's mouth or you're like the thing is they're the thing is they're they're playing a game you know when they put their hand in there and they're like they're touching the flap and then they pull it out you're like it's like a like a yeah i don't know i i just don't want to see it like happen because then i have that image in my head i the thing is that it's not like i want to see it but in my head i'm just like keep taunting you motherfucker keep taunting it what is it uh play stupid games when surprises yeah that type because they'll put their whole head in the alligator's mouth and then pull it out before it snaps what is that person like that's their job they gotta go they gotta go home you're probably sitting on that french porch smoking cigarettes like i gotta do that tomorrow again can they ever just go into work anxious going guys i'm just not feeling it today sorry guys i mean that they love doing that shit i will die doing this you remember it like went super viral when we were younger and it was the video the guy putting his head in he had the bead of sweat that dripped oh no and that's what that's wait what that's what what what caused him to close his mouth oh a bead of sweat just tickled its tongue and it went and that's what i thought that shouldn't he have but like isn't the whole point is pulling your head out before the no you just go and you put your head in you show that you could do it and you're brave enough to put your head in but they're not holding the mouth open yeah they are so he was he had his head in it and oh my gosh he dripped sweat and then it made the gator shut its mouth done and he died i don't know i remember that one girl though who was like feeding it and like it clamped down on her hand and it just took her one time on some video and then started spinning her around. I think she lived, but may have lost a limb. Can you believe it? Did you see the, did you see the snow leopard that the lady was taking a selfie with? Oh, I just heard about this. And I forget where, but she, they were in the wild, in the wild and she sees a snow leopard and she like goes up to him and takes a selfie. Great selfie, but he ripped her face. No! Like, did she live? I think she lived. Look at that selfie. Okay. What a selfie. Tell me that like, what's so sad is that you can get a selfie like that now. You know, you could easily AI that shit. Easily. But man, 10 years ago. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. 10 years ago, if you were to get that, my God, you'd be on Ellen, Oprah. You'd be the most famous lady in the world. And now, you're the most famous lady in the world. For the wrong reason. Should we run that intro? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ready? It's Coffee Talk, baby! Yeah! Nice job. We are so back, baby. Welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And we are all in the same room after weeks of being apart. We're so excited and thank you for being with us today. We're so excited. We're so excited. And we're so, and we're so glad that you're finally here. Oh, the sorority video? Yeah. 80 pie. And I'm on time, 85. I'm on time, 85. And you know what? I've always loved those videos. You know why I've always loved those videos? Because they're all synchronized. Yes. There's nothing better than watching a video where people are, everybody is just synchronized. There's something that like feeds my, my heart. A good sorority needs to, they need to rush someone who's in like the dance or understands rhythm because they get them, they're ready for the next. Exactly. Initiation or bid day or whatever they're doing. And that's like, and that's any video. Like it was like, you know, those competition dance videos where it's like 30 of them and they're, they're going crazy. Should they have somebody pop in the middle and then they're like, I love it. Synchronized swimming. Yes. You're doing it upside down underwater, holding your breath. You can't even see what other people are doing. I was watching Justin Bieber's Beauty and the Beat music video. Do you remember that music video? He's at a water park. GoPro is, I think sponsoring the damn thing. Cause the whole thing is shot. You know, that music video was expensive. And there are all these dancers that are jumping around doing flips. Next thing, Justin Bieber is in the middle of a lazy river, has a whole synchronized swimmers around him, just like kicking and doing this shit. I'm like Justin Bieber's life where he just shows up on set. He goes, all right, we have these people who already know the dance. You just stand in the middle and he's like, Hey guys, how's it going? It's just, I was, that music video was tripping me out. Oh, that was like ahead of its time too. Cause weren't, it wasn't like all filmed at one go, with a GoPro and not all in one go, but it's all like Justin Bieber shooting. Yeah. In a way it was like, it was like adolescence and Netflix and then like, and Nicki Minaj is like grinding on him. I know that. I remember that came back around. Everyone's like, got to keep it. Oh yeah. Because he was still a child, a child, a child. And she was dry humping him on camera. That wasn't okay. And Nicki Minaj is doing great now. Can I just say, I'm not, I thought I genuinely thought it was AI. I was like, oh wow, this is really good AI. And it was real. Can I, I don't want to get too political. I think we already know like Nicki Minaj going a little crazy when she was on stage with Erica Kirk getting interviewed. Okay. And she goes, she said assassin. Yes. She goes, I love our president. I think he is an assassin. She said, she said, she said, she said, she said to Erica Kirk whose husband was like, wow. She just got, yeah, no, that's, it was just like, what a wild choice of words, Nicki. Like sometimes I feel like I'm watching, you know, like the hunger, the hunger games. Like, you know, when they're like, have that whole show before the games. Sometimes you're just like this. I feel like I'm dreaming. I feel like this isn't real. Like what the fuck is going on? But when I see shit like that, I'm like, you had to have planned that. Like there's no way that she said the word assassin. Yeah. I'm like, there's no way your brain, like, I think her brain was just like not processing and she's thinking of assassination is trying. Cause she's, she's a freestyler. You know what I mean? She's got a rap and she just put that word right in front of her. Oh, that's a good point. Like she's a freestyler. But like, what are you thinking, Nicki? What are you fucking thinking? It's, it's, and it's crazy. Cause like in my head, I'm just like, are they genuinely just like coming with it on the spot or are they like, I want to shot, like people love a shock factor. Like they, like I'm just going to shock everybody. It could be every moment. Like when I see shit like that, I'm like, you're doing, like it's a tension. Like you had to. I don't know. I think she, well, I don't know. I know her family is tied with some issues. She has family members. Her husband's like, no, she wants some stuff cleared. I don't even know if it's her citizenship too. Yeah. Like is it, is Nikki not even a US citizen? Isn't her brother like going through something right now? Yeah. There's a whole, one lemon was going off on Nikki. Yeah. I remember seeing something of that too. I don't know. I don't want to like dive deeper into it, but I just think that shit was fucking crazy. Yeah. I saw a clip of that too. I was like, what in the world? 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I already DM'd the casting one at this point. Very good. You did. I did. I go, let's talk Traders. I did. I said the eyeball emoji just on a whim. The concept is so fun. Because the next season is apparently going to be normal people, but I feel like we kind of qualify for that. I don't think we're, we're not famous enough to be on the celebrities. Right, yeah. And, but I don't know. For normies, which I actually would prefer because in the UK, they do normal people. Yeah. And I've seen clips of that. I like that a little bit more or I thought my brain would like it more because I think celebrities, has-beens, people trying to get publicity. I don't like those personalities when they come out on TV, but Traders works very well for those types of people. So the movie, so the show trailers is pretty much like the whole season is like a giant game of mafia. Yeah. It's like a mixture of mafia, imposters, and they pretty much put like 20 of these reality TV stars in one house and every, pretty much every week, two people get like voted or murdered off the show. And there's like three to four trailers just walking around and everybody has to convince each other that they are faithful and they are not the bad guy. So it's pretty much a game of just like, can you deceive everybody around you when you're a traitor? And can you catch the deceiver? And can you catch the, exactly. And it, and it will come to, if you get too talkative, if you get too accusatory, it'll come bite your ass because those traitors will then murder you off. Yeah. And it gets, it's crazy that these people, I don't know if they're professionals and they know that they are and they have to get personal on TV to make a good show. But my God, you're watching this and you're watching all, these people are like big reality TV stars. There are people on Survivor, people on like Real Housewives, Real Housewives shows. And you're watching, you're just like, how are they losing themselves? Like you are, you know, you're on a show. I feel like you're genuinely forgetting that you're on camera and they're just like. Michael Rappaport's crash out is insane. I loved him though. I wanted him to stay. If I was on the show, I would have teamed up with him immediately as a faithful because I could tell he was not a traitor. Oh, you can tell the problem is he was making it really hard for other people to enjoy being on the show. There's a difference between being a good. Right. I bet it's like, look, I think if he was never on the season, I don't think the show would have been as big as it was because he did make everybody hate him and that's a really good person to have on the show. It's someone who's terrible and he was terrible. I think he was just trying to play the damn game. He was trying to play the game, but like, he was just so annoying. I can call bullshit, I think though, from a mile away and the trade, I don't want to spoil right now who the traitors are, but if I was on the show, I'd be like those three traitors. No, you know what, Matt? I think that show, the way they edit it, it makes us think that we'd be really good, but when you're really in the moment, you're not watching everybody. The cameras are catching faces and moments that you will never see on that show. Just imagine being in a room of 20 people. You're already a little like nervous. You're only talking to a couple people. Mind you, they already have two episodes on this, on this side of like, of a bunch of like, a bunch of the, what do you got, the confessionals and all that yes you can't see any of that right you know what i mean right what i find really fun and without spoiling it they they have a this season they have a traitor that not even the audience knows so you're almost like playing along while watching and the traders don't know that the other person is traitor and the audience doesn't know either that was really fun and i think next season they should uh in uh implement more traders yes for the audience so we can figure it out they can dub a new trader once the secret trader is out i think it's been it's been a little bit so i don't know don't do it i don't there's six more episodes one of my friends was telling me that that can't happen who has watched it but it's all different one thing i don't i guess i think they explained it in the beginning but i don't remember if there's if all the traders make it to the end those people split the money yes and you can't out another trader it is a little confusing basically if it comes down to four people but it's one trader three faithfuls and if they all agree that all the faithfuls think we're all faithfuls not any of us are a trader the trader gets all the money and the faithfuls get nothing don't they know how many traders are in the house right now or they don't uh that's a good question people they everybody kind of already knows how many traders are in the house that's a good question it's i don't know that's a great question zane we'll figure it out remember that one girl she was so she was so certain about that four i had a feeling that she heard one of the producers or something because like how the hell would she have known exactly how many traders are in the house like how do you know exactly and you know you know you know in the back she was like in the confessional she was like no i heard it but they're like we're not gonna put that in yeah yeah we're not gonna but you're voted they didn't really explain that so it's a great show it is a very good show and i'm i'm just so hooked i binged the whole thing i think the games could be better but like they're simple fun harmless games because it's not like survival round table it's a round table that makes the whole show they don't want to make people like sweat too hard yeah it's just like a little puzzle and some physical physical exertion yeah and i thought like in my head i thought it'd be more of like games where you have to lie you know what i mean like very like mind right mind trick games where it's like oh wow this person is not really good at lying kind of like that dagger game that they played not really good liar so alan cummings though is a phenomenal host of that yeah he plays it so well such a good like like a magician's like murder tonight he has a just scottish accent he should be we were trying to figure out where we knew him from my kids burlesque burlesque and spy kids wow oh wax or watusi what's the fuck what wagon wheel watusi yeah wait where is that from burlesque in its chair because christina aguilera is like trying to audition and she's like i i want to be a part of this she's like all right wagon wheel watusi it's like a huge meme this is that clip of her it was a meme that i've never even seen burlesque wagon wheel watusi what's his name again alan cummings and he was in spy kids he's floop yeah i feel like he now looks younger in a way yeah i feel like he looks more like a baby now i always get him confused with paul rubens who was peewee herman ah oh they are they look very similar r.i.p but uh alan cummings phenomenal gosh yeah and the outfit that i want to be on the show because i want to get dressed every day because they all have like i think all the money i feel like all the money went into the stylist like the wardrobe what they're wearing is insane and it's you know it's not cheap because they're not putting lisa renna in anything fucking cheap the shit is the ball looks terrible the sailor i think wait no yes there's that whole fucking thing with i don't want to spoil too much but when she walked out of the stairs i was like if i was a contestant i go something's up with god and you're sitting there like traitor like you know like she was doing pretty good until like she started like getting nervous because she's getting nervous like throughout the oh she lies with her sunglasses and she'll always repeat the same line twice she's like i am not a traitor i am not a traitor colton is good he is peeled every borderline evil i think he is like i want to call him a narcissist but like high iq sees everything through it's all about him yeah like you his posture yeah shut up his posture during the round tables is like freakish yeah he'd be a really good villain and uh like in a show or yeah for sure because he has like his like i feel like he looks like straight through you apparently outside the show he has some skeletons in his closet you can't say closet well that too but i don't know patricia was telling me some stuff maybe it's probably out let's just say some texts some tracking something going on with past relationships jesse that's like scared it's like i don't know why i feel like reality tv stars are accessible so i get scared talking about them i'm like but if you if you refer to yourself as your name automatically don't like you what do you mean i'm fucking lisa rena lisa rena what i'm like stop calling yourself lisa i love lisa rena my mom loved days of our lives like she is a safe face on my childhood wait she's an actress yeah she was on days of our lives she's not a good actress on the show soap opera actress like my point exactly um yeah i just when when you call yourself your name i'm like she's a housewife bitch yeah she's i feel like those housewives you're you kind of like get to do that you get away with wild card tara lapinski remember she was like a huge figure skater when we were kids yeah like it's tara lapinski tara lapinski oh she was like i see i didn't even know her she was like on every sports illustrated kids magazine like as a kid you remember like mia it was like tara lapinski you know as i was watching there was one person that just in my head just didn't belong i don't know why they felt so out of place natalie oh she's from survivor from survivor she's the one that's playing survivor as she was she was playing i was like where are you from or i don't know i couldn't yes because sometimes i couldn't pinpoint who certain people were in survivor or maybe i don't know she definitely wasn't good at line no she wasn't let's not spoil too much but steven from laguna beach is on it but he's credited as one tree hill i never knew that he was on one tree oh he was an actor i had no i didn't even watch laguna beach with like lc uh no i only watched the oc like a few months ago i loved laguna beach and he has blossomed into such a nice dude like he is a good player yeah as a faithful like he doesn't get too involved he's not accusatory he means well like during the whole fucking ball he was like guys no no no like he was really reasonable yeah i liked his energy i just love how cutthroat people are on that show it's just like people get mean show your true colors on that you really do but yeah no i think i think you would do a really good job on that show you too i think it'd be like i don't know if i would want to go on as a faithful or a traitor like being a traitor would be fun to like play the game and like do that type of stuff but it would be too much pressure i could i could not be a traitor i think the showrunners after you send like your audition or whatever they say i think they're really good at like knowing like oh this person would be a great you know what i'm worried about if i got on it what my rosacea you have some fly rocks imagine all the confessionals so every time matt is talking he just gets so red yes something that would be my biggest tell is my rosacea and i think i wouldn't get casted because of it matt are you a traitor no no deep red i don't i'm worried about my rosacea if i got on it but i mean you get you get to like drink a little bit so you could just be red all the time but how much are you able to drink because i know that like the other the bachelor you can only get i think one drink an hour or two drinks an hour oh like they can't you can't get like too fucked up yeah and but i know that some people would time out for when the hour would pass to the other they would double up and do two drinks and then have two drinks and then you had four so that's i heard a strategy got it i wonder i wonder when they're not filming do they lock them all in their rooms in that castle probably they do right there's no way they're talking they don't off camera i i learned recently because a friend of mine used to work at peacock so he has connections to some of the people that work on the show they don't sleep in the castle or they don't stay in the castle when they're not filming they stay at hotels like by the airport but they separate them like they definitely don't let them like cross paths they separate them but what if they have and they have their phones on them i don't know i don't know i would have like such a terrible tendency of just not talking about the game and be like tara lapinski like what was it like winning in the olympics back in 97 i would just be so yeah that would also be my side strategy is i would just befriend everybody and feel like i really got to know them so they're like i like having him around he makes me feel nice guy yeah that's that's a move too is just be likable be chill and no one thinks you're a threat yeah and you'll ride to the very end i just want to like play it with our friends like i want to do it like us i know i know i know it would cost a lot of money but like i really want to experience it like that i also just want to go to scotland yeah being a castle but at parties if i if you're the host of a party and if it's your birthday and that's what you want to do is play mafia sure i'll fucking play it but i hate going to a fucking party and play mafia takes over fuck two hours i swear we're playing what if the party be mafia like i feel like that's the whole point it'd be a theme that's like the definitely a theme but it's like when someone's at a party go let's play a game i know you're learning all these rules no one's paying attention i know after two drinks i don't even want to play the game anymore oh i'm a traitor But now watching the show, I have different tactics because I always come out right out of the gate and go by the way i'm a villager i want to figure this out who's with me let's hunt it down and i get eliminated like that and then i'm sitting in the damn kitchen eating chips listening to the whole fucking game going on and i'm like i 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purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply um speaking of a betrayal and conflict uh we had a porch pirate at our house i saw that and i'm glad he posted it publicly good for you oh shamed him so this is how it goes down we're in tahoe we're having dinner and we get a package uh from our uh people who live across from us on our duplex and they go you guys are out of town right and we're like yeah and he goes do you know who this person is sends a screenshot of this dude and we're like wait hold up and we check our ring camera and thankfully our neighbor we had a big pile of packages two packages were on top of the others and those two packages were gone thank god my neighbor was like wait how did those two disappear and they're out of town the way he was grabbing a tube was like he was just shopping he was just sitting there like so we checked the ring camera play the one on the left and this man just strolls up looking like he's going home or something looking like he's going like equinox he already has packages he stole yes he has someone's store dash he has an amazon package and takes these two packages like no way how do you not know that there's cameras everywhere like your face like his face is as clear as day clear just any but he's like looking into our like main window but did either he does he doesn't know that like ring doorbell cameras look like doorbells you know i don't think he cares i think he was tweaking on drugs look at his shoes by the way look at these damn shoes where are you what is that baby those are high tops you can't pick and choose when you're stealing what size it is he must have been doing leg day if you wanted just some like wait go back go back when i put my dad's shoes on when i was a kid yeah what are those shoes just some r-force ones big boy and he got no socks and you know i'm just staying and wearing a neon highlighter green shirt like a damn you're gonna wear the one color that everybody can fucking notice when you're stealing damn so i shamed him what did he steal you know what just pr packages thank goodness has anybody dm'd you about it no but i keep checking them and i posted it i'm surprised not one person recognizes that i posted it on like the ring app i posted on next door i posted it on a couple of facebook groups and i posted it on like the ring app i posted it on like the ring app i posted it - Nothing. - Nothing. - It'd be smart if he came like from out of town, like hours away. - Jared, what are you doing? - I'm trying to find his shoes. - Matt, you know, you can try to see, like you could try to investigate this. - This is your case. - I've been thinking about like going, printing out pictures and putting them down in the WeHo bars. I'm not profiling, but I get a vibe. He's from the neighborhood. - Matt, that's not a bad idea. - 'Cause that's what a lot of people were messaging me. Like they were going, you need to go down to like Rocco's and go to like all the gay bars over there. - Not a bad idea. - High tops. 'Cause he's wearing high tops. - You put a close up of his shoes next to his face. It's just embarrassing. - I'm on the dance floor, just like. - You're holding the paper as you're like fucking out. - Have you seen this man? Have you seen this man? - Imagine seeing him on a night out though. That would be exciting. - His face just seems pretty distinct though. - Yeah, very. - Like somebody in the neighborhood has to know him. - Go back to his face, let me see him. - It's crazy. Like how so just like, it's just as clear as that. - My man's got a clean haircut. - He doesn't look unhoused. Like he clearly, I think has some residence and just maybe a little bit of a speed problem. - And he also looks like he like takes care of his like skincare. - Yes. - Like, you know, you can tell he's using Kiehl's. Look at that shit, it's so soft. - He buys the good shit. - Also fresh haircut. Maybe I need to go to the salons. - Oh, and he definitely has Botox. Look at him scrunching his face and there's no lines. - Well, enjoy those skin creams. - Matt, check out Equinox. He clearly goes to the salons. He goes to the gym. He's fit. - But he clearly can afford Equinox membership, but he has to go fucking. - Well, maybe he can afford it because he's stealing everything else and his money can't go to that. - And then selling it. Selling on Facebook Marketplace. - I just can't believe you do one pickup. You go, let's hit a couple more. - He can barely carry all of it. - Like your food's gonna get cold, boo boo. I can't. But yeah, that's him. Gonna get ya, whoever you are. We didn't even file a police report because just nothing is like truly of value. - You know what though? - And I don't even know what the products were. - Honestly, I think this happens so much and he knows that. And he's probably seen posts like that before, but he knows that police don't really do anything about it. - Matt, you want to find out? Put it on TikTok. - You think so? - Oh. - But we're gonna find you. Did you guys watch Alex Honnold climb Taipei 101? - I didn't even know that was gonna happen until after he finished. - It was supposed to be on Friday and they delayed it. - Insane. - Due to like weather and stuff, which freaked me out. Like, okay, what, there's moisture on this damn bill? But then it was good conditions on Saturday. He did it. - Bro, he's insane. - Did it within like one hour and 30 minutes. - I'm just surprised that's like a, it's like a, because obviously he's not just some, what do you call those guys that do those crazy fucking, they jump off buildings. - Like a stunt man. Okay. - What'd you say? - Base jumper. - Base jumper, yeah. Because they'll have people that do it illegally or whatever. But like, I feel, I don't know. There's just something about this where the whole world is watching this. Imagine he fell. - Right. - It's just such a fucking traumatic thing. I'm just surprised that we're even allowing. - It's a modern day, Evel Knievel. And I'm, fuck, I love it. Dude, he's something special. - Do you know what I mean though? - Wait, why? It was such a risk. But I think him out of all people, he free soloed El Capitan. - Yeah. - And which is twice as high. - No, I know that. - Even higher than type A 101. - It's more just. - He practiced. I knew he was going to be just fine halfway through when they were interviewing his wife and she's beaming. Smiling. I bet he told her by the way, when I get halfway, I'm fine, babe. Like, do not worry because I don't know. He's a master of this. - I know. No guys, trust me. I get it. It's sick. I get, I'm just surprised that they just, especially since this is like a televised event and this is like a, like kind of a legal event. Like they got maybe a permit or whatever. Just put a parachute. Like why not? - Or just have like a safety net or something. - Or just a parachute. I mean, it's like, still he can do it better than anyone. But it's almost that, like, if he doesn't make it, unfortunately, at least his punishment isn't fucking death. At least he gets a chance. - I kept thinking because of the platforms, if he fell, he would hit a platform and like probably live, maybe like have a. - You see where I'm going with this though? - I know, but I'm just trying to calm it. - Yeah, no, I get you. - It just stinks that the punishment in front of everybody to see is, it's not like skydiving. 'Cause skydiving, it's not like the whole world is watching. You know, like something unfortunate happens, it's like, oh fuck, like something bad. But this is like a televised whole event that we're all watching just like, - Right. - Oh, he fell. Oh, guess what? Everyone's probably gonna be sad for a little bit and then get over it. It's just like this like weird little thing. - Yeah. - But it was amazing. He made it, I was like, that's fucking insane. - It's insane to do that with a wife and kid. - I know. - I know. - 'Cause the wife was up on the, like up in the. - He's also got something wrong with him. - I mean, he's on the spectrum a little bit. - Like, no, just the way he like, looks at like life and being able to do this, like that's not normal. That you can, it's courage, it's bravery, obviously, but like, he does not, like, I don't know. There's no. - But that's also me after four tequila shots. I'm climbing any building around me after fucking four shots of tequila. I am invincible. I can probably count that, climb that building too if I was 10 shots. - Yeah, I tried to climb the Chick-fil-A in Burbank drunk. And the manager yelled at me. - Remember when you climbed the Starbucks at Saddle Ranch? You wouldn't have done that sober. - It's true. A guy does it sober, and I think that's what makes it better than all of us. - He's high on life. - And he's kind of adorable. He's kind of cute. - He's really funny. - If he was like really weird looking, I'd be like. - They would not be telling us. - He's just like, he's like a little monkey. - He just looks like a, almost like a little finance bro. - Yeah. - Like, put him in a suit, give him a briefcase. - Can you imagine though, he got up there and like, didn't know how to work the phone and didn't get a selfie. I can't think. I'm like, you better get that damn picture. But it was really beautiful to watch. Can't believe it. - Did he get sponsored by energy drink? Did he like chug a Red Bull before doing it? - He is clearly wearing a North Face shirt the whole time. And Netflix is probably paying him. He had a really good, I rewatched Free Solo and he went back to his high school and like his high schooler or just students were asking him questions and they go, how much money do you have? And he goes, he goes, I do well. I would say like a moderately successful dentist or a really successful dentist. I'm like, good answer for like a PR question. You know, like it's. - What's that? - Okay. - Like that he has in the bank? - I don't know, I feel like a moderate dentist salary. successful distance sure that's you're talking about salary but i'm talking about like life how much like that's how much money he has yeah i know he's a millionaire oh for sure now i bet he's worth at least three four million after this or just a free solo i mean you get so many sponsorships so many speaking gigs you books because they are pretty much better than everybody there is nobody like him yeah truly there's other people that do like solo free solo climbs and stuff like that but like there's a documentary about the el capitan like he's climbing that right yeah solo which is just oh have you seen the old guy like 70 years old that does buildings too but he's in like leather jacket pants and style foot and he's got like long hair oh what's his name uh dude he's nuts though like and you watch him climb is he like gorilla doing it like i mean like just showing up and like yeah matt it's not planned or he you is crazy and i just feel like it i feel like it just hurts me even climbing a fucking rock like on the side of up like just anywhere i'm already like and you have to like relax your body at the same time i've done rock climbing a few times but i realize i tense up so much but you have to almost like be kind of monkey with it and like swing in and move and trust your uh momentum i think his i think his name is like alan robert or something like that that guy that's him look at him look at me looks like he's wearing like leather pants climbing shit you gotta see this guy he's insane well he's got a he's got a snake skin fucking vest and pants oh you know he's hot as fuck he looks like iggy pop yes he looks like crocodile dundee and iggy pop had a baby but what dude he is wild he's an urban climber oh this is from 2009 bro he got like all the way to the top of one thing wait wait wait wait what couldn't get past it and had to climb all the way back down i genuinely think this is like that's probably how they want to go at some point he's doing that with jeans on what buddy oh gosh he has some problems in his head is he like i want to like climb in style or like to him this is the most comfortable thing for him to wear i think it's notoriety it's ego it's at that age i don't know what you're already stiff at that age i think he did it like once and he thinks that's like his good luck charm or like his signature is that he needs to wear unconventional clothing to add a little razzle north fuck north face all saints is all over him buying whatever jeans he's got on to do this shit because they got to be fucking flexible and that's a great like promo for a pair of jeans like the most flexible jeans in the world this guy's talking what if he just splat sorry that's terrible just like oh not what we wanted to see here today what's that website www.parachute.com yeah what's that it's the sheets parachute the bedding company it looks like he wrote that with damn sharpie no it's not parachute it says pair there's something in between the parachute letters like tu roman shoot or something the brand was like we'll give you five hundred dollars if you wear this shirt we'll give you a free jacket say less that's fucking i didn't even know they made buildings like climbable like that i was wondering that do you think the architects of taipei 101 were watching and like why did we not think of this like how is someone able to climb this you made a building that is climbable i think you shouldn't make a building that's climbable yeah that's a lawsuit waiting to happen like it was just it was all like meant to be i'm like where did they plan that someone was gonna do this that it was possible to like it literally looks like i think i think alex said the hardest building to climb was uh holiday inn or something like that i'm like interesting i guess the way like the windows and frame is has he climbed the pyramid no i don't think people are allowed to climb there's been people that have done it though you're not allowed to go but you're allowed to climb a skyscraper with permission but i think like the pyramid is like kind of like i feel like egypt would really fuck with him sure i don't think though like it's kind of like a sacred like thing i know that you can like walk on it you can fuck with it and shit but like i don't know the people that work there definitely don't treat it as sacred remember all the fucking people working around i was like i think we're finding this more sacred than these egyptians that live here so cool though how was the bachelor party you went on um it was good you should have met up with us matt i know everyone's energy level that night was a little low and you guys were further than what we thought yeah we were we were a big group and it was like wild that's where we're like you guys should definitely meet up with us it's like a fun time did you go gamble uh i did go gamble we didn't the areas around us wasn't that like lit really the only place that we like that was fun when we went to uh that whole area where like the plaza where you go before you get on the ski lift um that was kind of fun we did that during the day but like at night everything's dead really like literally 10 p.m bars are shutting down restaurants are just like empty it's just like on the north side yeah it is not a night city at all you got to get everything done during the day you got to go down the south because that's where it's like a little livelier oh really yeah because that's like four casinos all next to each other there's like clubs there's like bands playing oh yeah we didn't get that at all no yeah but we were far away from yeah we're we're like an hour and a half from each other right uh when you were at the casino we were away from you like it was like so late but like we were so far from the casino but the casino that we went to was it was dead okay yeah well bummer we were like the only ones there it was a really did you drink did you party did you get into any trouble yeah no we uh we just we just like drank you know just regular bachelor stuff he had a really good time he enjoyed it did you ski no i literally my sciatic had just like um oh not just ended it just the it just healed everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet coverage kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states winning never sounded so good what would you do if you want big at crown coins 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rave out here but it was just like this tubing type in lake tahoe disco tubing okay disco no no it's wild i saw tiktoks on it looks like rainbow road and mario it looked crazy you didn't do it we didn't do it some of the guys wanted to do it but it wasn't enough i was not one of the guys that wanted to do it i was like because it's like you know that lounge could be long it's like i love a good ski resort that has the log cabin bar like halfway down oh yeah like snowboard halfway down pull over oh like just like the outside bars where you just kind of like you like cruise in and then you up to it yeah something about it they didn't have any up uh bars up on the side you had to come back down oh well they didn't have remember remember when we went all the way up and we're together that like everybody was up there they didn't have anything big bear big bear has the one that's like that but then it's like yeah have some alcohol before you go do this huge physical activity it is crazy that they're like pretty much encouraging you to yeah when i was in aspen one time and i drank a lot at a bar and i was like i gotta get down from here is that the one where you tumble down oh no no that was no no no when we're out there i couldn't i couldn't stop thinking about that moment where like i didn't see you for 45 minutes and you were just all fucking dirt i saw a handful of people in the mountain just going down and those like stretchers just getting pulled by a snowmobile oh just because they they couldn't do it themselves probably tore their acl anything like that i was like oh gosh i hope that's not me it's really fuck your day up on that yeah that's why i'm just such a car i love skiing but i'm so cautious skiing and i need to like relax and trust my momentum but i'm like i just don't want to get hurt it is great but the thing is you do get hurt more when you're like when you're 10 stop 10 stop and thinking about it you've seen the people that go up alone on a snowmobile to the very top and they turn the snowmobile they just let it go and the snowmobile just goes all the way down the mountain and they're just like snowboarding and like skiing on the outside of it and then they catch up with it like that way you can like get up there like ghost riding like you get out of your car when it's an automatic and like so you can go to like places that don't have lifts and like you can go back country skiing and they'll ride a snowmobile all the way up and they just push it down and they'll just go they'll push it down like on its right like it stays yeah i guess i'm like trying to picture what you're talking about like it just it stays right side up and it just goes all the way down like a let it sled down i in my head it would tumble like you hit a little bump you just it just they just they just go ripping and then hell no look at this look at this bro after doing that snowmobile in sweden i i just never need to do it again it just like really sucked snowmobile is kind of sketchy oh they they are i'd much rather do like an atv on in a tropical climate that's crazy i'd be so scared that the snowmobile like goes off something and then you're just stranded there's just something so scary about getting stranded in a snowy place just being all alone but it's like so beautiful at the same time it's like wow this place looks like heaven but i'm about to die so okay so we were talking about this uh either last episode or a couple episodes ago or something but you guys mentioned that um one of that you feel like one of the more acceptable uses of ai especially for students is to like take the notes or the lecture or whatever and transform it into a podcast yeah to help you study i don't have an issue with just don't use it to write your damn essays and make your thoughts for you but exactly but so i came across this video of this girl that was like using a service like that and it you there's a ton of like options and like different voices you can choose and i just want to play this because it it just it made me laugh at how ridiculous it is someone pretty please tell me who's having this much of a hard time reading that they need this like i'm just trying to get my work done here i'm just trying to do my reading and i'm like oh you know reading out loud yes maybe not that bad look at all this crap look at all this who needs the organ to read to them what it's like daft punk like telling you how to reading it for you they have so many mods like that they have so many but it was just the organ made me laugh it just sounds like you're fucking daft punk in a cathedral wait there's got to be a reason why they have that in there i don't i cannot think of no way somebody's clicking that like oh probably not to study but i bet the ai just has all of these tools where it's just you can put lyrics into it and it will sound like a daft punk song but it also gives you the option to fully read text in that mode what's the little voice box thing that i want to sing you work out oh like the little tube oh yeah i think it's called a talk box a talk box so good i love that fucking thing every time i hear i was like it just makes you sound ten thousand times i want to play around on one but like i don't know anyone who has one and i'm like can i put my mouth on your tube it's just fog it up who jordan he does he had one do you have to like i'm curious though are you just mouthing it with a little bit of air like how is what's coming out of your mouth like are you like lightly singing yeah you're kind of like you're not like yeah you're like doing the you're saying it singing it and it kind of like amplifies it almost and does that affect okay we should do a full episode like that i want to do the five nights at frederick's it's nice to meet you animatronic family we open real soon where's that from for five nights at freddy's it got really popular but i think the song was already like kind of this weird was it like coming out of like a old music box or something is that was that like the vibe of the i think it's just one of those like weird kind of like anime scene songs i'm talking about just the sound of like why is it like sound creepy uh i don't know it sounds like it's coming out of like a music box but like in a something you've done something you've done something you've done something you've we open real soon i've always wanted to play five nights at freddy's is that a good movie like are those no i didn't like the first one but the next one's with mckenna gray so maybe but it's like it's like a cult it's almost like a cult yes followed like people who was that german youtuber that was like the biggest youtuber in the world no um pewdiepie oh oh yeah it was like a pewdiepie game that it was it just it was a big streamer game where you're like working at this thing and this old abandoned pizza shop and the animatronics just scare you and a lot of like viral people be like damn whoa this is crazy started as a game started as a game huge cult following a lot of kids loved it and then they made it into a movie so that's five because it was like a good horror horror for kids you know what i mean it's like because kids want to watch horror but like a lot of them are really scary so you do five nights at freddy's yeah i mean we like goosebumps you know i don't mind a little spooks for the kids yeah it's good goosebumps i remember those books you said terrifying me i thought they were so scary oh my gosh the haunted mask which is marybeth annabeth whatever her name is and she puts that mask on and it's like she's like it's on my skin it doesn't come off and she's worried she's gonna be like that for the rest of her life i remember i got so excited there was one of the goosebumps books had there was a character in the book that had my name but also my dad's name in the same book which was really crazy a little lebanese yeah but they weren't lebanese though wasn't wasn't one of the goosebumps didn't it come with a mask that you could like rip out like i feel like i remember something with the mask that you could as like an accessory to the book or like a vhs or something i just remember having is that something that went with it oh but there was also some uh taco bell had some toys too that were goosebumps themed okay maybe it was the book and i had the mask probably maybe yeah taco bell did have like a bunch of those toys i had that chipmunk looking thing goosebumps that's such a good name like a good title yeah goosebumps and in spanish it's escalafrios i yeah goosebumps arl stein brilliant i wonder what his house looks like is he he's alive yeah arl stein is alive but it has to be like 80 something now wow were you into those like hardy books as a kid hardy boys yeah oh my god the yellow font is like yellow font they were all like um it's just like the night of the spooky tower or like it was like a boy's nancy drew it was nancy drew and hardy boys jared the hardy boys detective hardy hardy boys h-a-r-d boys yeah they were big in like the 50s and 60s like oh yeah tower treasure yeah yes i had that as a kid but i didn't read them that much but our parents generation i feel i feel so bad like my mom wanted me to read them to get into reading when i was a kid and we went to barnes and nobles we walked around for like an hour we picked out i'm not every like 15 of those books and i was excited i was like this one looks good but they sat on my i know you never picked them up i never read one i feel like girls love nancy drew more than like boys ever got around to hardy boys but did the hardy boys ever hook up with nancy drew no i think they did collab a couple of times nancy drew the nancy drew movies emma roberts i've never seen it oh dude it's good and then the one with sophia lillis they made i love it it's like really funny it's a good mystery and it's crazy how like like because i always get confused with like the author and nancy drew on uh nancy nancy grace oh that's nancy grace that's not nancy is it her name nancy grace who white isn't it who's the one with the blonde hair she's like we're gonna get to the bottom of this okay nancy okay that's nancy grace i thought they were both you know what they have in texas the death penalty dude you'd be an amazing guest like nancy grace nancy greyer oh i would pay good money for her just to yell at me just belittle me yeah there are some ladies that you just i would also pay good money to have anna gun uh from screaming or from breaking bad just scream waltz oh matt how dare you just oh good that would be my dominatrix like s&m just like or bdsm just oh yeah her yell at me yell at me anna gun she was so good in that show brilliant she hasn't been in much sense she doesn't need to it's like like you'll see her rarely in like different movies like i was watching the movie flight with denzel washington she was one of the board members oh like remember they were doing that whole like case about the the flight that went down she was one of the and it's wild watching sign i think she was like in an episode of seinfeld too it's crazy watching episodes of seinfeld how many famous people are like girls that uh just jerry dates like and stuff oh yeah yeah like or like brian cranston is like the dentist on it yeah and you'll see oh who's from sex in the city not sarah jessica parker not the redhead no the brunette the brunette her she's in like an episode there's just so many celebs you'll catch in uh seinfeld that were just like a big stepping stone for their careers i mean i honestly i don't think anybody knows about the what happened but that what uh samantha jones like not coming back to yes how because her and sarah jessica parker were not getting along she felt sarah jessica parker was a very fake friend to her i believe like i believe kim cattrall's mom passed away and sarah jessica parker was like very fake about like uh being compassionate towards her that was like that was like the whole it was a lot to do with sarah jessica parker and it's like i don't like her so i'm not coming whose side are you on um i want to believe kim cattrall i think all power to you it's very bold that you won't even go for the damn paycheck because that's how big it means to you yeah so and but she knew she was the favorite too it's like this it was like the sense of like maybe it did come down to money i don't know maybe if sarah jessica parker was getting way more than all the other girls for all the movies and stuff even though i think kim cattrall is in most of the movies but she didn't come back for the show or she was for like one episode got it but every time was the show that good i know it's like super iconic every time yeah it's it's a really it's a show where like not too much like plot is happening it just uh explores the idea of like certain types of men certain types of dynamics and dating because she's It was like a sex columnist. But it was a, what do they call those type of shows? Like a sitcom? Oh, no, no, no, no. It was more, it was just more of like a comedy drama. More of a comedy. It's a comedy. A female comedy. Okay. Drama. But it's not like a King of Queens type. No, no, no, no, no. No laugh track. It was an HBO show. Got it. To give you a sense of like what. It's like a Grey's Anatomy type of show. Yeah, no, not that serious. No, no, not even like that. That's more of like a soap opera, I would say. Grey's Anatomy, right? Yeah, that's it. No, it's Grey's Anatomy. Everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids. But what about protecting them? Don't wait. ♪ Crown Coins Casino ♪ Winning never sounded so good. Hi, this is Chelsea from Dallas. I just hit the jackpot. Won over 1,500,000 K. Woo! Sign up in seconds, enter code CROWN, and get a free Lucky Wheel bonus. crowncoins.com. That's C-R-O-W-N, coins.com. No purchase needed. ♪ Crown Coins Casino ♪ Is this soap opera? I feel like it's the American soap opera. If America had soap operas, I feel like it'd be that. Yes, it's very soapy, I would say so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You learn something every day. I've never seen the shows, but I did watch the movies. You know, Sex and the City, I think, could help you. They could be very educational. The only time I ever watch the shows is when I'm getting my hair, when I'm bleaching my hair because I sit down like this and they have it hanging up on the roof. Wait, they have TVs? TVs mounted to the ceiling? Mounted to the roof, so you're just sitting there and you're just watching it like that. How long are you getting your hair shampooed for? It's not shampooed. It's, they put the dye, you know how like when they bleach, they like dye it? They put the dye in your hair, so you're sitting there and you have to let it. They really don't need to have it there. I think they just have it there just for a detail. Yeah. Just in the shop. Do they still have those big tube things that go in the big bubble? Yeah. They have it in the haircut place that I normally go to. It's usually for like, I don't know, after you get your hair like dyed, they have all the foil on it and stuff and like you go and sit under those. So why don't I, like when they do my hair, why don't I go under there? Like coloring it? Yeah. Because are they wrapping your hair up in foil? Like you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I mean they do, they put like the towel and the sheet just to like. I don't know, I think it's different with a female hair. Maybe I don't, like they only do it for a lot of hair. Yeah. If you have a lot, like a long hair. Yeah, and you don't have very much. Very little. Honestly, that thing probably fries my hair out. I'm sitting there and I'm like sitting under there. Those things are cool. Every time I see that, it reminds me of that scene in White Chicks. Marcus! When her and her friend are like calling about the. And you are falling asleep again. And they walked out with the shit still in their hair. Yeah. Did you guys, sorry, sad news. Miss Shirley passed away. Did you ever see her on TikTok? Miss Shirley? She's the woman who was always down on Skid Row and homeless people would come up and she's like, what do you want baby? And she would give them like food and stuff. Oh, she would give like in Ziploc baggies to the homeless, all the. Yes. She would always give them a choice. She goes, what do you want? Do you want the M&Ms or do you want the Lays, baby? And she would, she was out there every day. Every day she would do it. She would live stream it all the time. She would film it. Yes. She was out there all the time helping those people. Oh my God, that's really sad. I was crushed when I heard this. Miss Shirley. She spent, she spent, I feel like she spent her life helping those people. A true angel, a true saint. She's not even like, do you know how? She's not even, it's not like she's old. Yeah, I don't know. I really don't know the circumstances. I know. It's so sad. She was like 58, but I just want to say RIP to Miss Shirley. Beauty Streets is just, I hope her mission still continues, but I just wanted to shout her out. I'm still processing it. One more legend, RIP, Catherine O'Hara. Literally two hours ago, we got the headline, the news. Insane. That's so sad. Oh, just a legend. And you know what? She got into a few more legendary movies before she went. Truly. She did. And it's just, it's so sad. I mean, you, and I guess she's, or apparently she had a very quick illness. I mean, by the time this episode comes out, a bit more will be shared, but you also sometimes just don't know when certain celebrities are sick, but they just keep it private and then they go, which is like, you have to respect that, but how would you, if you were sick with something, Zayn would make it his whole personality. Oh yeah, probably. Me too. It's crazy. I definitely wouldn't though. I think it's like a different level of fame when you're like a pretty notable public figure, you want to just have a little bit of privacy in your life because you don't want the public to be speculating, picking it apart, just draining it out and you lose yourself in that. I feel like some like to do like, like showcase a lot, a lot of time, do a press run because just to show other people that are having the same illness. I think if you're battling like a very severe illness, if you're going through ALS. Something inspiring. Yes. You got to go around it like Selma Blair, her going around doing this. Yeah, and I think what's his name? The one of Euphoria, the dad. Yes, him as well. Yeah. Also isn't Christina Applegate right now is battling through something like that. And Celine Dion, she was like the stiff person syndrome or something like that. that's really sad watching, seeing the interviews like recently. It's really sad. I know. It's just, it's just heartbreaking as we get older, all of these greats that we know battling through stuff. It's so scary because you sit, you sit there as a 30 year old, you're like, I feel like I'm going to be healthy, but it can hit you at any age. I know. Without any signs in the beginning. So scary. Getting old sucks. Oh, Christina, Celine Dion, yes, has stiff person syndrome, SPS. What is, I've never heard of that. What is that? It's a rare autoimmune neurological disorder caused by progressive muscle stiffness, painful spasms, increased sensitivity to stimulate noise and touch. That sucks. Especially for being a singer. It's crazy how many things like can go wrong with your body. I know. I know. It doesn't matter how healthy you are either. It's crazy. Yeah, but you just got to hope for the best, live in the moment and enjoy this ride. And then, and then you got the old lady who she's, what's your secret? She's like smoke cigarettes and drinks a Dr. Pepper a day. Yeah. She's like 110. Yeah, right. It is crazy how like, and she's, how old is she now? Or how old was she in the video? I think she was like a hundred something. Crazy. I just drink a Dr. Pepper every day. Dr. Pepper, baby. It's good and nice. Just her. It gives you life. It gives you life. It's good. Have you seen, have you seen everybody now trying to hop on the trend? Cause like $2 million. Is that true? She really got 2 million? No, no, that's not true. It was do so AI. I think there was a couple of people that posted first that believed it, but now everybody is hopping on the trend of like $2 million as a trend. Yeah. There's a damn AI photo of her and like the Dr. Pepper execs in a massive check that says 2 million. I'm like, this would have never happened. The worst picture, just the worst picture. It's the worst AI picture I've ever seen. Like it was like a lottery check or something. Yeah. Yeah. It's really funny seeing everybody make their own jingles for different brands. It's crazy seeing her get other where they Vita Coco, Yoga Loco. Cause it's so dang delizioso. I didn't think it hit like Dr. Pepper, but. Don't tell Vita Loco that. She needs to be picky with what she's putting out. You know? Right. You don't want to. She's got to start an empire. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be putting out any flop. Yeah, exactly. Do you think now she's just like. Her gears are going. Just sitting there with the notepad like. Just fucking. Just don't bother me. I got it. Just trying to get lightning to strike again. Damn. The thing is that you can, you just got to be again picky with what you put out. I know, right? Make sure it's good. But that's like being like. Look how bad that pic looks. That is. You got to be fucking kidding me. No. No. Look at this shit. There's all these execs around her. Just like two million dollars. I learned like a hack recently. It's been helping me like sleep or especially when you like wake up in the middle of the night. You're trying to go back to sleep. Close your eyes and just move your eyes from side to side. Did we talk about this? No. Oh, what's the. Keep your eyes. Did it have to do with. So when you're in REM state, you know, which is like your dreaming state. That's called rapid eye movement. And they know that because your eyes are moving around in your dream. So if you get up to go pee and you're trying to go back to sleep and you want to get back to your REM state again, you just start moving your eyes either back and forth, rolling them back and forth and like. And it kicks it back into gear. It's been working for me like every night. As you're trying to fall asleep, you just move your eyes around while it's closed. You can move around like crazy, but just go back and forth. Maybe kind of count in like. I'm very. That was very annoying. How long do you do that for? Because my shit was like kind of. I have a headache. You're already going to be in a state where you're like tired, but it just it works. It's just like. Mind you, I do pop an Ambien before, but I swear that works. I wish I had Ambien. Ambien. I don't know. Just a little sleeping pack. Yeah, I will try it. You fall asleep faster or you're like sleep is better. You would say. I think you just fall asleep faster. I just hate when you wake up in the middle of the night and you're like, oh, I'm kind of awake. And you're like, - You just want to get back to sleep, especially if you have something the next morning morning and you're like i gotta go to sleep just a great little hack i don't know if it's my age i've been like bro it hit 9 30 10 and i'm i'm like trying so hard to stay up i'm getting so tired like it really like an old person i kind of like it though but it's scaring me that like i used to i used to like what like i love staying up at night it's like my favorite thing but i just cannot you know what i get that too but then i i kind of push through it and then i get the second win and then i'm up late oh when do you when do you like i hate going to bed like falling asleep at 9 p.m because then you wake up at like 2 and you're wide awake like you gotta like push it to like stay awake just to reasonably be in a proper circadian you don't want to wake up before 5 a.m or else you're just like you kind of just fucks your yeah i don't know but when you wake up at 5 36 you're like i have the i am better than everybody else sunrise you're like why am i not doing this all the time everything done before 9 a.m and you're just like wow my day is starting now but i already got texting everybody you know they're not up yet so that you've been up yeah oh but it feels good it feels great oh you know what i use so much the text feature to send later you actually do that what is it easy to do within the app oh because you go custom send later the arrow to like push it to send you just hold it down and you just do send later wait who are you texting these like promptly text it's like it's important things that i know i need to send in the morning like a handyman or like someone yeah if it's late at night but i know i'll be sleeping in the morning but i want them to get it early it'll be like two in the morning i can't send this now but then i also don't want to wake up at like six to make sure i send this on time oh so i schedule it to send and then i just know it got to them like oh i can't make this or we need to reschedule this or like you know what to give them a heads up so i'm not last minute messaging them that's always in my head i send it anytime at night because in my head their phone is silent there's no way your phone is just their phone is just dinging at night but then they're up and they want to chat you're like this is inappropriate like you know i mean just like you're texting like a friend something and then it's like oh yeah that's really funny man how have you been i'm like yeah dude i didn't mean to chat we can chat tomorrow i just wanted to send you a funny me no i'm really good at ending small talk i'm like all right about to go to bed see ya a lot of times too i'll be up at night and my brain's just going i'm like oh i i need to send this and i don't want to feel like i'm going to be up at night and my brain's just going i'm like oh i need to forget yeah so i'll do that that's good i do like more link like it can be like a tiktok you're sending to a friend and go send this link just at everything just the whole text down to the minute yeah wow so like if i was gonna go that's crazy how i never like caught that on my phone that's what it is it's the the plus and then you do send later i don't i don't have that look no sorry it's not the it's not the blue it's the plus sign on the left and then you just set the time you want to send it out whoa oh that's crazy does it say does it have a notification thing on their end it doesn't say that they got it late or that it was sent and then you're still sleeping and they're like hello i just responded to you did someone tell you about that or you found that you found out i was hoping that it would be a feature and then one day i was just like let me just see if there's something to do that oh and then i ended up seeing that you can um guys thank you so much for tuning into another zany heath unfiltered episode we love you so much uh make sure to check out our patreon 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