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- Hi, Parker. - How are you? - Oh, where do I sit? - You can tell us this is my okay. - Cash Baker. - Hi. - Cash told me to come on the podcast. - She can't, why is everyone acting so shocked right now? - He just didn't tell us that you were coming on the podcast. - He literally stole my car, so I'm not doing that. - That's not my fault though. You left me sharing it here, it's your fault. - Okay, you're the one that you left your keys in the car, what do you expect? - I just want to talk, it's not that deep. I'm not, I'm not, it's not my fault your car got stolen. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - What is everybody's problem right now? - So Cash said that he can hydrate through his bubble, which is not the truth. - No, if you are dying in the desert, they will hydrate you through your bubble. - I think that's true. - That's what it doesn't even mean, who's they? - I heard that you're like dying the best way to get the best way to get water to you. - No, that's not the truth. - No, no, I've heard it. - This is when the grown 40-year-old men that live in their mom's basement make fun of us in the comments sections, got things like this. - You wouldn't always even craze here. I'm pretty sure if you're stuck on the ocean, you can use salt water to hydrate through your bubble. - No, it's the best way to get water to you. - Pretty sure. - What? - Oh. - I don't think it's ideal. I think you know what I'll say. - Can I please tell my friends though? - Because my best-- - What does your story have to do with hydrates? - No, my best friend's brother, he was on a jet ski and he got flown off and water went straight up. - Oh, I can't listen to this. - Yeah, it happens though. - I've been in a river doing like the ocean. - He did not get hydrated, he almost died. He almost died. 'Cause when I was about 16 miles per hour. - Oh god, well yeah, that might do it. - So he almost died. - What does it say? - I think he did die. - Oh, I says no. The best way to hydrate is to simply drink the water. - Best way. - I think the best way to hydrate-- - The rectum, the rectum can absorb water, which is why food-- - Can you stop? - Hold on. - Yes, we try different things when I'm dehydrated. - Oh my gosh, no. - So why do people-- - Kate, that's a bit much. - Drink water up the rectum. - I hear him stop. - I'm using the correct term in all. - Hey, it is kind of gross. Can we get back to the love island talk? Because they all think that I'm a bat-- Okay, wait, hold on, let me repeat. Everybody on love island is like amazing. They're so gorgeous, everything. But they are looking for love and they're talking to different multiple men on the show. And it's like not something that I personally-- - But men are talking to multiple women too though. - Yeah, I know, but it's not personally something that I would do and everybody's actually-- - I don't know. - So I have to go on the show. - I had to harbor right before the episode started. I do, I said, you know what? Harper, you are the type to go on the island. I was telling Tate that yesterday. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - I told you that yesterday. - Is that what? - Ellen did not. - She greeted me too. She was like, "Harper, I didn't see Harper on the island." - I'm pretty sure before the podcast started, she didn't see it. - Oh my gosh, I would like to be color. - So insane. - Is the island the same as Bachelor of Paradise? - I don't know what Bachelor of Paradise is. - It's definitely not the same. - Yeah, I have like 10 guys and 10 girls, and they all talk to each other and they try to couple up. - Well, I was a little bit different. - The love island is brain right dummies. They all are just like, "Oh my gosh, wait, I'm done." And that would do-- Wait, this isn't the person on the island. Wait, I'm starting to love it to you, actually. - That's Bachelor of Paradise. It's literally the exact same. - Yeah, it makes no sense. I don't believe that people are real, and I think it's all scripted, and they aren't actually doing that. If they are-- - People get out of you. - They're like, his life is so stupid. - People think the way it's broken. - There's more people that think you're dumb than people that think they're dumb. - That is false. Everybody comment right now. Make this into a short two. Comment right now. What's stupider? Me or love island people? - Oh, you're about to get so upset about this home. - No, I'm telling you that they're gonna roll clips of all the stupid things you've said. It's not good. - You know, love island people are the epitome of what's wrong. - Oh my god, that is so mean. - That is so mean. - That is so mean. - They are, I'm sorry. If you go on the show and you're just like, oh my gosh, I've never been so in love in my life. You met them two days ago. - Well, all of you say they know they're not really in love. - Catch, they're on a reality TV show. - Yeah, that's my point. They did it off with the camera. It's not real. - Obviously, that's what you're doing too. - No, I'm being honest right here on the camera. Honestly, they are not honest. They are fake. I think they even fake being in love with each other. - They do. - It's a reality TV. - It's like, oh wait, if I add to like, I'm in love with this girl. - Wait a minute. - Wait a minute. - Wait a minute. - I said, what's so much in love with this? - Get this off me. - What's with that? - Would that not make them just really smart and not dumb? Because they're maximizing their opportunities. - For views. - Do you know how many people probably go on love? - I do respect that. - Do you know what? - I bet at least half of the cast goes on love island, going in there like, I'm probably not going to get a real relationship, but I'm going to get famous. - Yeah, I mean, I guess I'll give them credit. They think that. - Like, Huda on love island. - I've never watched it. - Yeah, well, she's amazing. She's great. And like, everybody loves her. And they love her way more than they love you. - I don't think so. - She's the girl who did the audio that's like, I'm a mom. I'm a mommy. - I'm a mommy. - Harry Johnson did a whole career, okay? See, just that audio makes me one, two. - Well, it was, you have to know the con. - You all said, no, they're like actual genuine nice people on there. Mama, mama, mama, sit down. - Huda, what up? - Huda, what up, shut up. - No. - She's so cool. She was like, on the island, the people on the island have no clue anything about you. She had a kid that she didn't tell anyone about and then she gets deeper into a relationship with this guy. And she's like, okay, I have to tell him about my kid. - Yeah, see, that's wrong. - On the first half of our tour, we tried making hotel's work. And let's just say it didn't exactly go smoothly. - All the guys are cramming to one hotel room just to play the switch. And honestly, I didn't have a problem with it. - Yeah, until we get noise complaints. 'Cause apparently yelling at the game isn't hotel friendly. Personally, I just didn't like the cramp rooms, separate floors, and no real space to hang out. It was tough to relax between shows. - After a few cities, we decided to switch things up and book homes through Airbnb instead. And honestly, it changed the game. - Yes, suddenly the vibe of our tour was completely different. We had kitchens to cook, meals together, living rooms to chill, and even shared space for everyone to actually hang out comfortably. - Even a little extras made a difference. Backyards for games, lounges for planning bits for the next show. It felt more like a home away from home. - Yeah, being together in one space made down time between shows way more fun, and it definitely made the live shows feel even better. - We love going on tour no matter what, but booking it through Airbnb just made it all way better. - That's kind of wrong, you should probably do it. - Well, you wanna know how it worked out for the guy who the first thing he said on the show this season was I have a son. He was the first person to get kicked off. He slept alone in his bed every night. He was never really coupled up with anybody. - As he should be though, 'cause the right woman will respect him in what to have his kid with him. - And not sleep in his bed. - Well, that's love Island. Everyone feels bad for him, 'cause it was like, he was alone the whole time. He was honest, he was a good guy, and then he just got kicked off the show. So, his reality TV, like as if he got sent home. - He didn't provide enough drama. - Did he like vote who gets off the island? - He didn't actually get kicked off. It's like, he didn't get a couple. Yeah, so he was like removed from the show. - Oh wait, so if you don't couple up, they kick you off? - Yeah. - I'll be honest. - Okay, that is fun for the show. - They're all faking it. - The only show that I care to watch ever. - Is mine? - Is the what the love is blind. - Oh, I'll let you talk about, - Age of attraction. - Oh my gosh, that was good to end it. - Or what is it? Love, not love on the spectrum, but it's like love. - Love on the spectrum is my favorite reality show. - Love. - Love what? - Love what? - It's like. - You know what, you should watch Farmer once a wife. - What? - It's so good. - That would be good. - Wait, did you say Farmer? - Farmer once a wife. - It's kind of funny. He's like, I'm gonna take you back to my ranch. - What the heck? - No, so there's three guys, there's three farmers, and they get a pick of like nine girls, and they go on like speed dates, and they pick five women to go back to their ranch. And at the end of the night, he's like, I want you to go to my ranch, and I want you to go to my ranch. - That would be your reality TV show. - They all go back to their ranch, and they have to like, do rich things, and take care of the animals. It's so cute. Well, don't care, whatever. - Love Island is messy. - I've actually, I've never watched a season, and so when this season came out, I like watched the first episode. I was like, oh, watch it, and now I'm like watching it. It is so messy. Like they, there's so much drama that these producers cause, and people get so mad. It's only like a week into the season. - Wait. - It's messy. - If you like the show, you play so much. Why did you get offended when I say you would do that? - Yeah, I feel like I would like try out for it, but the thing is, I'm not looking for love, and I'm not looking for anything gross, like, hissing. - Well, those people also, like people that are on the show, I think are very casual-daters. - Yeah. - Like I think that up until this point, they've just kind of had like casual relationships. - But they've all had like a hundred boyfriends and girlfriends for sure. - Off topping? - Not all of them. - Off topping? - Some of them. - Some of them might have 200. - I need you to send me $50 for the art guy, but I love my yard guy. He's so kind to me. - Wait, he's happy. - You mean Madison, you $50? - Yeah, 'cause he only gets paid through cash app, or Apple Cash or whatever. Anyways, that's at the point. The point is, my yard guy is so kind. Every time he goes, he like finds something new to compliment me about. - Oh. - It's so sweet. - Does he have a crush on you? - No, he's like 50 or 60. - Yeah, but I might be confused. - He's like pee. He's just so kind. Like whenever Matt fixes a flower bed, he was like, "It's the best your flower bed has ever looked." That is just so great. I'm so proud of you. And then the fence just got fixed. And he's like, "Wow, you fix a fence. It looks phenomenal. I'm so grateful that you fix a fence." I'm like, - Sounds like he thought your house was bad. - So great point. - Maybe six in your own fence. - Maybe so. - Yo, I think he's learning with you. - Yeah. - He's like 60. - Didn't you hear him? - Hey, have you heard about Egypt traction? - Gardener wants a wife. That's what that's all about. - Alright, I'm going so white. - Age of attraction is the only. We are watching. - Not all of us together. - Weird one to me. - No, that one was good. - Oh, that one's great. - It's like extinct island, I think. - Yeah, but it's also weird. - She's just crazy, you know. - It's weird when an 18-year-old gets with a 75-year-old. - Oh, Harper's talking about the inappropriate one where they all cheat on each other. - Yeah. - Oh, temptation island. - Yes! - Oh, yeah. - temptation island isn't safe. - That one is great. - It's great. - Why did you all watch it? - I liked that one. - No. - We didn't watch it. - Yeah. - No, I clicked the first episode and I was like, I have a concept of this, and then I skipped through it, and I was like, I mean, there's this stupid thing. - I just kept seeing that. - It's hard to ever have clothes on. - It's crazy. - No, no, I kept seeing clips on. - Yeah, I don't think I could do that. - Because it's real couples that are like, we just, you know, like, test our loyalty to each other, and they go on the show, and like a bunch of hot people start flirting with them, and they're like, I'm not gonna cheat on, I'm not cheating on my partner, and then they cheat. - For the adults listening, have you ever noticed that everybody seems to have an opinion about weight loss? 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Like, "Are you serious?" Yeah, I don't know what they're, surely they're all fake. I won't show it on Imagine that came out of my mouth. Me and Kate are standing there and I'm like, "I just hope I can stay loyal this weekend." No, I can't. Everyone would be like, "Why would you say that?" What do you mean, you hope you can stay loyal? Or like, "I'm gonna try my hardest." I'm like, "Try my hardest." It's gonna be tough out there though. Like, the people that, like, are met with, like, I feel like their partners are way hotter than them, not to be rude or anything, but like, if there's a problem, you're staying loyal. You stay loyal. You stay loyal. You stay loyal. Yeah. They come up with any shows now. And people watch them. Look at us. We're all talking about it. I know. We need to take a one. Yeah. LL Island? Dog wants a friend. No. Harper finds a date. Can we do a dating show with Harper? We should do a speed dating episode where we get, like, 10 guys to come sit on the couch with Harper for, like, five minutes. She talks to them in the next guy. Wait, no. Then a speed dating. I think they should go through. They should be a trial. There should be 50 guys. Okay. They have to do a trial with me and then do a trial. Okay. A trial with cash and trial with Matt and they make it to the final trial. There's not going to be one guy that gets passed all of us. Well, maybe. It's got to be a special guy. Can I be the first trial? Okay. Because that means I get to judge all of them. Okay. No. I really-- If we were going to do-- Who do you want the first guys? Wait. No, no, no. That's a good question. Out of us four. If one of us was to pick you a guy out of, like, 50 guys, who you pick can pick your guy. I don't know. I don't know. Who do you think it should be? Matt makes it sound like it's a clear answer. It is a clear answer. Matt, who do you think? I don't know. Because, like, Kinsey would be like, I don't know. The sky just like-- I feel like you would be more for personality. Kate would be for more-- Like, all of y'all would be personality. Maybe Cash would be for looks. I don't know. But I'm personality and look. I don't know. Cash is like-- No, this one's not cute. It's like-- Kate. No, this one's not cute. It's like-- Kate knows my, like, type-- I don't really have a type I don't think. I don't know. But it's like-- I don't think-- You don't have a type. Yeah, okay. I don't. I really don't. I don't. She showed me a picture of who she went on a date with earlier, or, like, two weeks ago. I was like-- They all look the same. No, they all look the same. They all look the same. But no, they need to be tall. They need to be really, really cute. And they need to have a good personality, and not cheat on me. Wait, so if we were to do that thing, we're like one of us vets the person, and they go through every other person. Who would you want the first person to be? No, no, no, no. Not that. Who is the only person? The only person to judge them? You're like, it's to bet someone and find you a boyfriend. I feel like only one option, Harper. Come on. I don't know. I think the cash. Let's go! Let's go! God, don't you communicate. No, why? Don't take that away. It'll be Ken's ear cake, because they both know that I have morals. No. I have morals with the mint. What? Yeah, well, Matt, who did you think the clear answer was? Me. Obviously. It was like over there. It's so obvious. It is. Wait, what did that mean? I think the moral is obviously so Ken's in K. What does that mean? They know me better than you. You do not want girls picking out your guy. No, you not. No, we don't. We don't. No. Okay, tell me that. I think I did a pretty good job. Tell me that. No, tell me that. How many tries did it take you? A lot. No, actually not that many. Three, four, three. That's funny. Three? I took me one try, actually. I don't want like black hair. She's talking more like Kato. No, not Kato. I nailed it. I'm talking like mostly brown hair, but like if it has highlights it's fine. Yeah, but mostly brown. Okay, brown or blue eyes or like green. I don't think you care. She wants blue eyes. Blue eyes. Yeah, because any girl wants blue eyes. Well, that doesn't count. And you would still talk to somebody without blue eyes. Are you trying to describe cats? I'm uncomfortable. I'm feeling. She's like, and the next thing is abnormally large. Got to be cheap, man. I'm like, okay. All right, keep going. Stop glazing me, but keep going. I'm going to be over six. It's funny though, because I like it was all cash on the street. You'd be like, no, no, you're actually described. I know. You're not Harper's type. You're not. If I insult you describe me as a human being and say it's kind of like that guy, but completely different from it. No, it is like the same fauses. You're just not a big white feature. Features are there, but not yet. It's really your skin color. That's dirty. I think it's your skin color in your lips, which is okay, because I want your skin color in your lips. My lips. Should we do this without cash here? It's not going to be easier. Well, you don't like a pale guy with big lips? Like, what? Oh my gosh, no. Okay, it's not that funny. Just keep talking. Just not as big as the mouth out here. And like, definitely tan. Because I can't tan. So like, definitely a tan guy. Um, um, a tan person blue eyes tall. You're describing like a soccer player. Yeah. No. Soccer. No. I feel like soccer people are like tan. Like. Yeah, they kind of are. Yeah. They're always on so funny. Tan and tall. Hey, did you ever, Kinsey and I have been messaging some guy trying to hook him up with one of our friends. Oh, I never message him. Oh, wait. You're going to have to have me sit down and like, hold on. Do it, do it. No, yes. This is perfect to bring up. No, it's not. Tell me this. This is going to get clipped and this guy's probably going to see it. Yeah. I'm sorry. It was a horrible. Sorry. Tell me this. The text that was horrible. A guy texted Kate. It's completely normal. A guy texted Kate. A random guy. Not an influencer. Nothing. A random dude. A random dude that lives in Dallas. Yeah, believe it. Yeah, let's read this DM. Oh my gosh. I said this guy on blast and he didn't do anything wrong. He didn't even do anything wrong He's he's waiting patiently for Kinsey to follow up because Kinsey's supposed to send the next message. Oh The message you sent was not good. Yeah me. I'm sorry. I gave him the answers read read just his opening line Wait, she can't find it. Oh We got blocked. No shot. Oh he brought you. Oh It is crazy. Oh surprise surprise. Wait, we were gonna get back to him. Oh Wow, who could have told you wait? Oh my gosh. That's so We were getting back to you guys feel dumb now. We said he's crazy. I pretty much imagine this a random guy DMs He mess. He messaged me. He said any friends you can set me up with Kinsey and I look at his profile He lives in the area and the only reason we answered this message was because he was wearing a shirt from a church Events that Kinsey had been to or knew about her friends out and she was like messages a married person and says hey Do you have any friends you can hook me up with? Yeah Someone you don't even know imagine you're scrolling I have not kept up with his messages and he actually did message us back again, and I don't like his response Yeah, I'm oh now they don't like what does he look like we can't show you we got blocked you can't see Now I can see his response now. They don't like the response the response anyways me. I told you wait hold on me I've told them we were like do not set any of your friends up with a guy that randomly messaged you Maybe they were right like I've never when I was single I would have never been scrolling saw a married girl online and been like I should message this Mary girl if she has any friends Well, you find the single ones and you you slide in their DMs. That's how it's done Yeah, maybe he just want me just like that we were Christians and he was like wonder if they have any friends. Yeah, and then he blocked you Yeah, that's not a good my block. How do I you are blocked? You said that was profile is not found. Oh my gosh. We've never been so right in our life That was that was a bit we but what was his response? I gotta know. I sent him a message That's insane I texted him and I said hey my sister-in-law Kinsey and I looked at your account We actually might have a friend to set you up on a blind date with but we have some questions He's like a good guy. He said ask away I said I'm gonna put you in a group chat with me and Kinsey because I wasn't gonna like text them just alone So me and Kinsey ways he cute? Yeah, I can't see now. Yeah, you can't see now. I want to see him. I said I said if you're dating for fun our friend is not the one He said of course. I'm dating for marriage blah blah blah didn't answer He texted a follow-up said is this thing even on with the microphone emoji because Kinsey and I were busy women We got a lot. I don't like that message either and this thing even on like shut up I said sorry. I was waiting for Kinsey to send the first question and then I said what made you Want to message an influencer? He said? I don't know. I was scrolling and recognized you because I've seen clips of you and your husband's podcast I saw you were in Dallas and figured you would have a lot of Christian girlfriends in the area or at least a connection because of your status Why do you have to say status? Yeah, yeah, can you type his name in? I just want to see his name. We don't know what his name is anymore We're blocked y'all don't remember his name No, this is good. And me and ma have told them. We were like no I do not talk to that man about setting up with like no do not and now look where yeah straight up Our own fault sorry and every man in the house every man. There was five dudes at the house all of us said no That is weird. I don't understand why he blocked us like what good does that do for him? Maybe he got a girlfriend. He didn't like being left on red think about you I want you to imagine y'all are single would you message um It's a mat and Abby would you message Matt and say hey do you have any friends you can hook me up with? No, I wouldn't do. No, probably not the world That would be really bad. I want to go in my nabby's pod, but it's only about like couples though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're single people. Yeah. I can ask them if you want Ask them. Okay. No, they're gonna ask you some personal questions though. What like what questions? I don't think he'll answer you to be honest. They're gonna ask you like about last relationships ask you about future relationships. Probably ask about your mental health. Yeah, they have a more serious Yeah, you can tell them before. There's a more deep. Yeah, you can talk about anything. I don't care. Yeah, I can't believe. I mean, that is such an L for us They we were really wrong. That's an L for him actually. Yeah, our friend is hot Yeah, you missed out on the shirt. Yeah, Matt. You got his number. I think I have him in DMs. I can't And regardless, we could have been friends. I don't want to be your friend anymore. Blocked me. Meanie. Rude. Yeah, I only have me. I wonder what we did. Was it, but did we just leave him on red for too long? Even if we did. Yeah, blockings and sin. That's what I was No, you guys were right. I'm fully so like I am getting that out loud. You guys are both everybody that told us not to do it. You guys were all 100% right. Thank you His profile just looks so normal and it looked very normal and wholesome and like he was involved in his church and Weird guy weird guy. I don't know why people think just if you go to a church, you're good. You don't know. That's not what it was. He had a reputable Something with Kenzie Kenzie said oh, oh, he I looked at his profile. He worked at this church camp that I have a lot of friends that work at And they're all like really great people. Yeah Man, did you have his number? Yeah, I texted him. No column. Oh, oh, okay. I'll call him. I don't know. He's like on the spot I don't know. I don't do that. Harper has a crush on you. No, no, I'm kidding. Just let me wait. Let me. I'll call him. Just call him. Did you just you ever call someone you're like man, but what if he doesn't want to Harper on and then he's like uh Okay, here we go. I don't think we don't talk to them like this My message went through so his number. Oh, so call him again. I really don't think you should. Oh, there he goes. Let's put it up tonight. Oh Oh my god. She's a huge right now. He's busy. I don't. Yeah, I don't think he should ask him that. I say we call him again. No Every week. Yeah, that was very frequently. Maybe twice a week like we do. I think we don't really talk to them like that though. So that's an odd call to get Yeah, I really like Abby though. She was very sweet. Yeah Well, and people say in my comments, we look like so I take that as a compliment. She's You guys do kind of look like what if we wrote a program because I used to watch your podcast. What if I wrote a program where somebody had to answer all the right questions and then you can like yeah, we can do like a like a like a 10 questions. No, with Claude, I can make like an app that will Oh my god, that was literally this is such nerd conversations. You can put in everything you want and it could narrow it down That sounds like a horror of all the applicant. Horrible way to date. I actually I kind of like it. Oh my gosh. Why are people so desperate? These days where you walk out into the world and you go to places and you see someone you talk to them. That's what I did That's just not always that easy. It is. It is you know, you go talk to the human be single at the same time But it is that easy when I was it is not when I was single. I just wait and talk to people wait Why is it not that easy? Because a girl. It's not that easy. Yes, it is. No, it's not It's easier a girl is just just standing there and be like, and you get me. I'm so single Let's know what I do. I've been single for the past 17 years and um, I don't act like that So yeah, and a girl it's really easy because they can just go talk to a guy for half a second and just drop like One little hint. They don't even got to be bold about it. They can just drop one little hint and then the guy's like Oh, yeah, can I get your number? Oh, yeah great great But a guy has to go get rejected and rejected rejected not me But like most guys So you then you just contradicted yourself because you just said it so easy to go talk to people But it's not because you can get rejected when Castle is like he was kind of like yeah But you know, like you get over that girl's not really you every guy that has a problem with the ejection Let me just tell you this you were a modern day in one week and one week You need to just go ask like a hundred girls out and guess what you will get over No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying like ask him out and eventually one will say yes Yeah, eventually one will say yes, and you'll be you'll definitely get over your fear of being rejected But just sitting there being scared not doing it. That's not doing anything. I don't know if asking a hundred girls I don't know day is the best advice wait, why is that bad advice? Wait, would you have just like oh female? I'll ask her on a date. Oh female. I'll ask her on a day No, you nailed it exactly what men. Yeah, yeah, then guess what you go on a date You talked to him you're like, uh, yeah, this does it. This is gonna work out. You know that a little studio It's a waste of time. That's my favorite thing to watch and I like What do I like two videos that are? So you just rewatched me I swear my life I rewatched the bunny one this morning and it made me very sad because I was like oh me we're actually kind of cute Have you ever stalked your partner's ex on social media? If yes, who was it? Yes, uh your ex We should do whatever you're finding the boy. I was very awkward. I didn't know how to talk to him But um, and then there's a pipe rock how well which was funny and then there's a there's a YouTube account called cut on YouTube And I watched that every single day. It's so good. I do like that Well, I think we should literally do speed dating in real life for you Harper and we'll bring him on the podcast Let's do tinder in real life. So I can be like no. Yes. No. Oh, that's just sad. They have what channel is that that they actually did it's cut a lot Dude, that's so sad video I would be I would be old man. I'm I didn't you walk up to the girl. You're like no Yeah, I just like oh, we turned the camera on and you know, he swipes left that girl woke up that morning probably excited that she was going to shoot some extra highlighter Yeah, go on Ready made herself look pretty put on a suit made herself look the best. Yeah, put on a cute outfit And then you go and you line up and align up 50 other girls just to stand in front of some guy You don't know and for him to look at you and say nope, and that's all you get in the video Let's see only shot you get that's so sad. That is a sad ride home. Yeah, he's sad Is stated. Well, then don't be in the video. I would never be one of those videos. That is a bold thing to be in it I would know I could never do it. My self-esteem cannot take that hit. I think we should try to find a Perfect couple for me through the L.O.L. podcast like fans We should interview a bunch of guys and a bunch of girls and find the perfect couple Well, I'm not in the pair them together and see if they get married Not you. Oh, yeah, no, you're not you're not no Well, I'm not in the girls. We're trying to find it. No, right. He's saying like the audience like the audience Yeah, but how far audience is young so it's like kind of weird and if they don't live near Probably to get married at 15 I still think I want to do the sweet day. I think for you so bad. I think it'd be fun. I say we should yeah We should wait. We should do one of those videos that we're talking about on the L.O.L. studio channel They're not gonna be cute and then I'm gonna have to be rude and I'm gonna have to find a match And then I'm not gonna like the match and then he's gonna give them a stab and text me and be like wait wait wait You don't have to give him your snap if the end of the video. You're not feeling anybody and you like get matched up with a guy You don't actually have to talk to him after yeah, yeah, it's true. Yeah, you're just like this is the best one today But You're talking to a guy. It's bad to talk to other guys obviously, right? Man, I hope you stay loyal That's the same energy that's given up I think it depends on if y'all like like how serious it is like if you've gone on one date I think you can go on dates with other people If you're good, I did this to Kate. Oh, right. Yeah The right way listen, it worked out Okay, I said listen, we're not dating So but like I'll talk to you here and there like we'll talk but we're not dating so if you're not dating It is free game. Yeah, the second you are dating. I'll say that is if I was trying to dating another guy You've been like what the frick. Yeah, yeah, you weren't allowed to do that Cash it in the wrong way. That's so crazy You're talking to a guy and you're like that's other dude would probably be pretty upset if he found out I was talking to this guy Then you probably shouldn't be talking to that other guy Yeah, yeah, you kind of know when it's like oh, this is passed like On the first 24 hours, they're all coupled up already But like if one girl wants to go talk to another guy or a guy wants to talk to a girl It's not as serious, but when they get deeper into the show It's a little bit more serious because they've been together for like four or five days They really said that one of the girls is like you know like we hadn't even been together a full day Like if we'd been together for three or four days like it would have been more serious You know, I would have thought more hard about my decision No, bro. That's that's crazy. I feel like though on those shows They always say it at the end like when they have to meet each other's parents and they're like explaining it to their parents They're like I know it's only been a week But it feels like it's been four months because we have some series. That's the go-to on Yeah, it feels like it's been longer Might be true like me and ma have only had like a few dates before we were like all right This is it, but it's because those dates were very intentional And I and I did the prophecy video before they even dated. Oh, yeah It was all cash roll the profits roll the prophecy video. Oh my gosh. You haven't seen it. Oh my gosh Harper if you want me to like read your Palmer something or like do something like I can probably do it It's like look I never came home from his right when I said there's a lot of people No, I did not oh my gosh, it's the only video on my phone actually, you know, that's a lie She was because she was like one of the few girls that she brought over that we were like oh she's not this The only video I filmed of this the only one in existence. Mm-hmm. When did y'all start dating? That would have been sorry when did I make the video when did we go? Because we went on the trip and Mark so it would have been like mid February of 2024. Yeah I thought he was AI. Oh, yeah, there's no way he's a Wait, so when do we think this video would have been in like February 2024 because they went on their first date He asked me on a date the first week of February We went on our first date February 17. Oh, yeah, okay. Here it is all right All Maverick said is yeah, I think I'm gonna go on a date with this girl named Kinsey. What are you talking about? I said hold on Let me pull the tiktok. We had already talked about going on a trip together like the world I'm in the middle of booking flights for a trip. Look. It's not a first date. You can hear maps in denial in this in this video Maverick and Kinsey will be getting married Okay around they have anyone on the first date But I don't call it right now because I'm Maverick's fortune teller that they are getting married and the date of the wedding Day to the wedding will be around Beginning it'll be beginning of 20 what was that you said brought if this actually came true that would be like wild wild Yeah, where's that same energy? Why are you happy right now? Look right back. Look the date of the wedding will be around You can make that for everyone's girlfriend. It doesn't matter. Yeah Wait, why are you mad about it right now? Because cash is the same guy. He's told me that about multiple girls. I know I told you that's never one girl You brought home that map was like you're gonna marry He was like he was like please don't marry them every girl almost not every girl, but Multiple girls the first time I'd like go on a date. I can't see like specific. Do you find lying enjoyable? No Ever happened and then after two weeks you were like listen, I don't think she's the one Another girl so name one There's not one ever. I'm not gonna see her drop names. Yeah, because there's not okay. Yes, there is ready watches watches Beginning that will be a while it'll be beginning of 20 25 Frick ski tickets winner or in of 2024 Air off that that time range I even predicted when the wedding would be and I got it right. I got the wedding date right No, you didn't say this one girl. This one girl. I'm beginning or end Sorry, which was this one girl. So I didn't know who she was, but she came up to me. I see oh It sounds really rude like really rude. Oh, no, maybe I shouldn't say it. I probably won't say it Yeah, we'll cut it if we need to no, it's I don't I don't want to make anybody upset Because it's rude. Oh, so we're not gonna talk about it. Well, this one girl came up to me. I think like she knew me very well And I didn't know her that happens, but but then she was talking to me and she was like I know Maverick and I was like how oh No, and then she was like I'm his knees But I think she's joking around his knees. Yeah, because I don't have why I have one niece and she's about this tall Wow, I didn't know I thought I was a nephew for a minute Nope, but no, no, she said she was his niece Yeah, that is me. I was like, oh really lies about that. So your sister's kid Yeah, that means it's Laney's kid or when I kiss these siblings kid Yeah, I was like what and they're both 26 Laney might be 27 now. They're both 27, but ain't none of them have like a talking child No, Laney and JC are both 27, man Someone needs a talking child though. I'd be a great uncle right now. I'm I'm prime time uncle right now I could be a good Now I think I think that's what I'm going to be I don't want kids. So I'm just gonna just gonna be an answer You should build a house on our property and just be the aunt It's called a nanny nanny. Yeah, I'm gonna be an aunt like for the rest of my life What we be aunt Harper to our kids? Yeah, yeah, I think that would be so cool. I will It happens. They can't you can't leave us Harper she's a little different so She's a little different don't get don't let her give you any of the pills She's not it's not candy. No, no, she might call it candy, but it's not candy No, it's definitely the aunt where like past fires and bottles fall on the dirt and she's just like Yeah, no, I'm not gonna be a mom. I don't I don't want to be a mom. I that's okay. I know like kids. I do like it Everybody like yeah, yeah, what I think it's great that and I can't I can't acknowledge it before they have kids I said I'm after having kids and why are you dating like there's because I don't know actually I mean like if I find that I person then I maybe I'll get married, but it's like like I don't I can't find anybody So it's like there's no like it's either people are like I'm dating her brazilmer. Oh my gosh, or it's like because like now I can't find anyone you need to find it. I couldn't let go my first like boyfriend, I guess because like He was like the first guy that I actually liked in seventh grade and he like actually liked me back when I wasn't on Take-Dog and stuff. Yeah, and then now it's like any guy I talked to it's like oh you're Harper Oh, you're Harper and I'm like yeah, well, what else? You need to find somebody who doesn't have social media. You're a human being. Like me. You need to find somebody who lives under a rock. Exactly. And doesn't know anything. Yeah. You need to go on Farmer once a wife. Because Sophie Rain. That's what Sophie Rain said. She was like, if I'm going to get married, I want to find somebody who doesn't know me. And then the guy nicer was like, wait, what's your name again? I was like, bro, that was a good shot. But-- Hey, have you guys seen it? Oh, sorry. You can go ahead. No, I wasn't saying anything. I just say, I'll map her things when things get awkward. So let me see your phone. Come on, give me it. All right, you guys seen the stopwatch trend? What? I'm the best at it. I'm going to show you something. The stopwatch trend? It's like a game that played on the computer. Yeah. What's that call? Oh, clock. All right, here we go. Ready? All right. Check it out. I thought I was going to add it, but apparently not. Somebody, I'm going to screen record. Somebody, give me a second to stop it on. 12, 13, 13. 12 and a half. No. 13. Ready? Ready? Here we go, ready? Why would you do that? That point is so small. I would have nailed it. You would have been 13 exactly. Hold on. It's hard. You looked at it, so keep your finger open. I thought you were going for 12 anyways. No, I was going with it. Keep your finger above it. So you don't have to look. OK, it's not going to stop when I need it to, but we'll try. Ready? I'm going to get my thumb. Wait, you need a new number, new number. OK. Harper, what's the number? I'm four. All right, ready? That's pretty-- one more time. Give me another one. One. I mean, that's not really impressive. No, not one. It's got to be above us. You've got to get within 10. That's a big number. 30. 30. 20? 20 is pretty good. We're going to be here for 20 seconds. Five, five, five. It's going to be a long time. 11. Are you ready? Show us. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, seven. Oh, no. You wouldn't have-- No, no, no, no, no. I told you. What an italian. I said if I can't see it, the button's too freaking small. You have to start within a tenth of a second, bro. What are you doing? I want to have that too. Get up here. Get back downstairs. Let me try. Okay, you try. Let me screen it court again. Give me a second. Okay. It's hard. Why did they make a stop button so small? Don't mind my pale hands and my undone nails. Okay. Are you ready? Nine. This is not entertaining. Ready? Go. Stella stinks. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, here we go. Wait, guys. She's locked in. That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Like literally, you cheated. It's still gonna get better. You cheated. I had her right here in her sleep. 10/30. What was she trying to go for? Nine. And she was looking right out of doing it. I'm gonna stop it. I'll be right back. Where are you going? I'm gonna go grab food. What the heck? What the heck? What the heck? I want to know. Wait, does Cash ordered DoorDash on the same account that you have? No. Do you leave his phone here? No. I have to know how much he's spent on DoorDash. He's gotta be up there. It's final spend. It doesn't use DoorDash today. really enjoy their personality. - This is true. Do you know those people that like low-key, like they could be like, Victoria's Secret Supermodel gorgeous, but they have a crappy personality. Every time you look at them, you're just like, - That's exactly what it is. - Yeah. - Yeah. - If you have a terrible personality, like unfortunately it does make you more unattractive. - Yeah. - I don't know why, but like, you know what people are mean? - Yeah. - And then they're not as pretty anymore because they're mean. - Yeah, I think it's just, they're mean. (laughing) - No, but it like, it makes you look at someone different or you're just like, you're just like. - Right. - Not very, like I don't like you anymore, you're mean. Like you're pretty, but you're not pretty. - Eventually everyone's gonna be 50 and have wrinkles and get a little bit chubbier than they once were. So, - And then yeah. - And it's a bit weird to think like we all just grow old. - No, we're gonna be like. - We're here for just a second. - Yeah, what did Tanner say? - He said something about, - He said something about, - He wants to go to the shopper's hotel. - Yes, but he said something about age. He was like, oh, it's so wise. Oh, we wanted to get on a t-shirt. Remember? - Like age doesn't matter because we're all gonna get old. - No, he said, if you were always, like he said something like, if you were always 14, you would never come on the LL podcast and you wouldn't be going to meet Jack Blackin, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - He said that, I don't know. - I was like, we were talking about our age. - It's very inspirational. - I was like, well, I wanna be older and he was like, well, you don't wanna go too fast because it's like, when you're 18, yeah. - Yeah, things happen at every different age. - Yeah. - His favorite age is 26. - Oh my gosh, we should go. - We should go visit Tanner at the shopper's hotel. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh, that'd be so fun. - Do you think he'd remember us? - No. - Yes. - Yes. - We walked in. - Are you kidding? - I think I'd be so sad. - I remember people from their vacation, he met like years ago. He was like, and you remember our friend, and then he would name all their names that they met years ago. - Yeah. - Cash. It's not like a feast down there. Like, what are you doing? - I know, I'm about to make a sample of it. - I wish I knew what he's not getting food. He wouldn't actually, no, he wouldn't actually leave to go get food. He's not that crazy. - Should we just wrap it up? - I feel as though he has stopped to get food before though. - He's not left to go get food. - But he always thinks he's on his way back. - He may have gone downstairs, picked up his food and came back, but he's not just stopped and ate while we're making up with the bathroom. - I'm questioning that. I feel like he might have just left. - Yeah. - Should we call him? - You can call him. I have no clue what he's doing. - Call Cash Baker. - No, don't call him. Just say his name. - What if he's not downstairs? - He's not answering me. - Or if he's in the bathroom, he won't be able to be here. - 'Cause he'll change it for the profile, or for the music video. I don't know why it's y'all too though. I don't know. - She'll only get picked for cash if he's at home. - Hello. - Yes, can I help you? - I don't know what you're doing. It's like we're in the middle of filming a podcast and you want to go eat food. It's kind of weird. - Oh my gosh. Can I, someone not use the bathroom? - We knew you were going to the bathroom. - Is that what he's doing? Are you pooping? - Yeah, okay, so the podcast must now. - All right. - Well, it's time to come here and drop. - No, stop it. - No, no. - I'm gonna have to focus here, hold on, let me try. - Oh my gosh, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up. - Hang up. - It is so crazy. - I need to use the bathroom too. - Me too, there's tape forever. - No, I actually do. Should we just take a potty break? - No. We'll just keep going. What will you, oh hold it, I've held it so many episodes. Hold it one more. Listen, we need to all do a trick. - A trip? - Like an LOL trip. - I was like what the world tour was. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Can we go to Disney World? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - No, no, no, no, no. - Like they put a castle up because like Disney was like all fictional and they're like, we're gonna make it not fictional, we're gonna make it real. And they built a castle and they have their Disney princesses walking around the property and all these shops and the food is inspired by the movies and stuff like. - Like that's her thing. - Do you know that like Mickey and like all like the original characters? I don't know if they do this with the princesses but there's never two of them out at the same time. - Oh like there's only one Mickey Mouse out. - Yeah, if Mickey Mouse is out. - And like a magic kingdom, he's not gonna be out. - That makes sense. - In the other place. - Well because then it's also like kids, like little kids that are at the park that day are like trying to find them so they can get their picture and their autograph and stuff. - Yeah. - When we went to Disney Land, is it Disney Land or Disney World? I don't know which one's in Tokyo, but cash and I went and it was so fun. But there were so many people there. Like we were obviously in Japan. It's like the anime culture there is like huge. - Crazy. - But there were so many people there. It wasn't even like they were dressed up like Disney characters. They were just like dressed in their favorite anime characters. - Wait. - Regular people who were just attending the party. - Yes. No, it was like, I'm not even joking. I feel like at least half of the people that were at Disneyland in Tokyo, were just in some sort of anime costume. - I'm in Tokyo. - I'm in Tokyo. - Oh honey, my hair cut. - Oh. - Hi Harper. How are you? Where do I sit? - Oh no. - This is my, okay. - Cash Baker. - Hi. - Why did you stop? Come here. - She got, why is everyone acting so shocked right now? - He told me he was okay to come on the podcast. - Y'all said if the top comment said it, in a top comment said it. - You literally stole my car, so I'm not doing that. You left me sharing it here. It's your fault. - Okay. - You're the one that, you left your keys in the car. What do you expect? - Stella, come here. - You left, you left. We need a one-on-one conversation off camera. - Why can't we just talk? - No. - No. - Why? - I just want to talk. It's not that deep. - I'm not, I'm not. - It's not my fault your car got stolen. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, wait. - Harper. - Cash. - Bro, she is. - This was a terrible choice, by the way. - No, it wasn't. - Kate, will you go talk to Harper? - It's just where you, she talked to Harper. - I thought it was really awkward. - But it was okay, I thought it was okay. - They said it, they were. - I can see by the way. - Oh, no, you're the only nice girl here. Like, but really, they all have egos. That's crazy. - Okay, she really came up too. - She just had to go make sure she's okay. - That's crazy. - Wait, hold on, everybody. - That's embarrassing. - Hold on, wait, wait, wait. - See, now you guys can see how these girls are. They're treating me like garbage when I did, it was her fault while her car was stolen. - Okay, hold on. - She left the keys in the car. - Bro, what? - Okay, you said. - I'm trying to have a conversation with them. - You said you want to apologize. - Yes, that's not my fault though that she got mad. - What is that? - Okay, I might have got a guy. (laughs) Okay. I think the best thing to do right now. - I feel like I'm just getting like. - You guys to go outside and figure out what ever you all are doing. - I think being a Harper should have this conversation right here. - You just want to apologize and y'all said, if the top comment was spread, then I could have run. - But that would still be a conversation of when that's gonna happen and everything. - I think I'm sorry. - I'm sorry he brought you on without telling everyone. - He made it seem like everybody knew. - Everybody said I could. - I thought Harper would want to talk to me. Harper said I could. - Yeah, no, I think Harper is like just kind of not. - She has an ego. - Well, no, okay, but you're being up there. - I wouldn't say ego. I think she just kind of like was in shock by everything and didn't really want to talk to you at the moment. - Well, can Harper please come maybe off camera? - I think we just take a break and we go talk about it. - Oh no, I'm ready to talk right now, like right here right now. - Yeah, I don't know if talking on camera's the best thing. - Why? - Just because I feel like feelings can get amplified when you're on camera. So it's probably not the best. But I mean, we can. I just don't think that's a good idea. I think if Harper's on camera, I don't think it's gonna be like real. Does that make sense? I think it's gonna feel like she's gonna feel forced to like accept your apology versus if you guys actually talk about it. - She should feel privileged that I even came here. - Wow, okay. Yeah, I don't know if she's gonna feel that I don't. - I took a lot of time out of my day to come here. - No, for sure. I think she'll appreciate you like putting in the effort to come here. - Yeah. - And I was nice enough to give the car back. - I didn't have to do that. - I don't think that nice enough to give the car back. - She loves the keys in the car and she left me her shirted twice. Do you know how annoying that is? - I left you straight in. - How would you feel if you flew to LA? - Okay. - To have a collab and you get ditched. - I can't tell if you're serious right now. - I can't tell if you're messing with me. - Ma'am. - 'Cause it's actually annoying. - We can pause for a second and we'll go get Harper and have a conversation. - Here's what's gonna happen. - Here's what's gonna happen right now. - No, if you guys were in my shoes, you would feel like some type of way. - Uh, the way everything's been communicated to me, you weren't exactly invited either. - Yes, I was. - By who? - Harper. - So she invited you to come down. - Yes. - She loves me. I know she really likes me, deep down. She just like is afraid or something, I don't know. Or she just has an ego. I wanna be friends with Harper. I think Harper is so nice and cute and sweet and I just like, I don't know. But I feel some type of way now because she actually like Harper. I wanna be best friends with her. - Right. - Okay. So wait, you came all the way here to actually have a conversation with her. - Yes. - Like mature woman and she doesn't wanna have a conversation with me 'cause she's not mature enough. - She's not mature enough and she has an ego, which is crazy. - Well, I'll say this. I don't think, I think cash was probably out of line and inviting you here with that. asking Harper. I don't know everything you I guess in detail obviously it's there's two sides every story. Harper's in the wrong not me. Yeah I mean there's two sides every story for sure. Okay if you think she's in the right in any way you're insane. I'm just you're actually. I'm not a Harper a long time and I don't feel like she'd lie about something like that. I don't think I know all the context because I was under the impression that you just came here for no reason. No yelling at her. I think that no. I was just talk off camera for a second. Cash and cash told me to come here. Oh no I don't doubt that. He's kind of cracked. You guys made it seem like you wanted to like hang out and be friends with me. No. I'm not I'm not against like stop stop stop stop stop you guys all said if the top comment on the last video or whatever video but then he told us about it. Yeah I did I said if that is if the top comment is have not only on we have not only on and Harper said yes we fist pump but yeah but I don't know if it's I feel like that's still a conversation this should be had but also you didn't really apologize. You said you apologize for what for being stranded in Texas not once but twice it's annoying. She should be apologizing to me if Harper wants to apologize to me then you know it's fine. I personally don't believe I'm in the wrong. I'm not in the right. Can I at least stay here so I'm not like left stranded or something? I mean like where would you stay because not like I'll just sleep on the couch. No but like will. Are you serious? We're not gonna throw you out but let us just talk to Harper because yes I'm going to talk to her and please tell her to apologize me because what was your plan because you have a plan on where you're gonna stay? Your couch. That's a crazy plan considering you've never met. Well I'm a celebrity when you let me stay on your couch. No I wouldn't let a lot of celebrity stay on my couch. I feel like anyone will let me stay on their couch. Yes you're wrong. But I'm totally fine like we can facilitate something. I would just like to have a conversation Harper I would love to have a conversation. I'll be honest with you Natalie. I would like your riddest. Okay well see that's why this is not gonna happen. I don't think that that's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. I'm gonna make sure it happens so I'm not leaving until I'm really positive it's not gonna happen but yes we can definitely I don't even know. We'll do something so. I'm not leaving this state. Natalie. She has a conversation with me okay. I've known Harper a long time she did not. She didn't invite you over for you to just leave you stranded. Last month she invited me like why are we going back and forth? No. I feel like you're being very unreasonable right now. No it's pretty simple what I want and it's not that hard to give it to me. I just want a conversation with Harper and I want her to apologize. Why? My time twice. Okay. And it's annoying. I don't think she was pretty sure you showed up kind of unannounced. Maybe there was like some like hey you should come down sometime but I it's like that's pretty vague. She definitely didn't say like hey come to my house on this day. I know that. I feel like she definitely wanted me to come to her house. You could feel like that. That doesn't necessarily make it true. Which is which is fine. It's okay for you to have feelings. That's fine. But in this situation, feelings are not enough to show up at someone's house and then take their car and then show up. I understand Captain why did you on the pod which is fine. I understand why you came here today. And that's why I'm saying we'll get you to a hotel or whatever we need to do because Captain but I feel a little responsible there. But not staying on our couch. Not going to happen. Okay. She has siblings. She has other. She I had no form of transportation. What's I got you? I need it. That's what you got there. I don't care if you didn't have a transfer. That doesn't make any sense. That literally makes no sense. No one. No one believes it. Ma'am. Ma'am. I think we need to turn cameras off. We need to talk to Harper. And then and then she needs to apologize to me. We'll see. Yeah. But I think I think Natalie you're more than welcome to stay here. Like in this room. We're going to go talk to Harper this room. This room. This room is not nice enough. It is kind of a trash room. I agree. But yeah. You're not out on the street. So that's good. But I think we should go talk to Harper. I mean, and I do appreciate you coming down for the podcast. Since Cash invited you down. I do appreciate you coming down here. Like, I mean, you guys should be a privilege that I came here. I was like, yeah, we appreciate you coming down. Cash invited you down. Like we appreciate that. So like, you know, like I said, we'll get you a hotel. Whatever. I don't think Harper is going to want to probably. I just don't see that happening. I'm sure she will. You guys just have stock. Maybe we'll ask. I'll ask. But for now, well, is it? We'll probably just get you. Do you? We'll get you an Uber. It's like a hotel. No, I'm saying right here. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Let's just go have this conversation. Okay. Well, I'm going to call it Cooper. And I'm not going to do that. So by just give me Harper's car. No, okay. Well, we're going to call an Uber. So that's what we're going to do right now. Call a new. Okay. Yeah. That's not happening. Okay. No, I'm not. Okay. Is everyone just did? I'll get you some water, Natalie. Okay. Now I just feel like I'm getting bullied.