Candy Cane? - Episode 275

I'm gonna start this podcast with a tweet of the week because I feel like I've been lacking a little bit, but also There's been some serious shit going on like the Lindsey Clancy trial and a little jerk trial So that should have been taking up my whole fucking timeline So I had to actually go search deep in the vault for these tweets first tweet of the week says What's talking to somebody at the bar and once the conversation fell over he said abro? I think we're good on dialogue and dad me up. We got to normalize that That's I'm not mad at that because there there is like a A moment in a conversation is like we can't learn any more body tether right now and after like Especially not learn more body tether at a bar standing up like this is like With a loud environment. Yeah. Yeah. That's why so many people get ghosted because people don't know when to wrap up the dialogue But if I ran into you and used to be a Highcaster ain't used to play football, right? We connect on those things and anything after that we reaching for you I'm saying we doing it because we're trying to fill the silence now I didn't invited you To come check out the studio when I really don't want you to check out the studio you know I'm saying just because I tried to fill in the dialogue when I could have been like oh shit You played football 2014 it might was 2015 we never played each other fuck out of here nigga Like let's get like a lot of fucks. We still talking we got no connection my nigga We trying to force it is shit. How do you like end your conversations like if you want to end a conversation? I feel like my Kind of way to get out a conversation is kind of like a oh That's fire like somehow say that no, you got to hit them with like a oh, it was so good like talking with you My name is like finding out the next event that they're gonna be at yeah, and just saying I'll see you there Yeah, you know, I'm saying I'm gonna see you again Because I think a lot of people try to keep the conversation going like hey man I don't know me gonna connect again. It's like no we're not exchanging no information if you can catch me again Then I'll get follow you back on Instagram. You know, I'm saying and I'm about to dodge the fuck out What events are you going to be at so I don't go to the bitches? Yeah, there's there's a gym just because you there's some people especially like places like That I shot bat or there's employees of a place is that I have to keep my feet moving in order not to be stuck in a Conversation so like I have to keep walking like we kind of have that conversation in passing and then you can kind of go because once you stop your feet with some people They got you Yeah, you're trapped the worst thing is having a conversation with somebody and you finish that conversation And then that person starts to get comfortable in the same vicinity. It's like oh hold on man. Yeah I bought this I have two ways in there very different of like ending conversations one is like I've been doing it recently I've just been like kind of zoning out and making it awkward, you know, like slowly This is how I like my I mentally feel like kind of like depleted sometimes yeah another time the other time is it's like I make it like super dramatic like I got a question to ask somebody Yeah, getting mad at somebody else is the easiest way to end the conversation Every time you don't agree like ask me a question. Oh, how's your day? It was good gene, but I fucking came here my mic broke God damn, bro, you always do this shit, bro. I'm all bro. That's great. Me, bro. I'm all bro. Fuck out of here The radio is for people who are driving Oh I'll pull to hit you up, bro Welcome to Christ. I'm his episode 275 We got Carrie here. We got Jean Pat and your boy Michael, Seobu Nigerian 6-1. I'm like 225. No What else about me? Well, so fun facts. They're doing like a tender profile at the beginning of the Like long walks on a beach or something. I really don't like long walks in a beach though. Man, shout out Pat, man No, shout out Carrie. Um, would you be your if you had a tender profile would be like your thing like they're hobby whoa Shut up, Carrie. Yo I fuck with the comments last time last episode Carrie We were a lot we were bullying you. I guess you know people are calling us out Yes, but a lot of people appreciate it like the back and forth and those people in the comments saying oh, I'll fuck with Carrie I love Carrie and she like that. So we appreciate y'all. I don't know if she saw that. I know I saw him I want to say thank y'all so much for having my back because they do be on my head and that so it made me bring up what I brought up off camera when I was like I didn't grow up knowing how to rip so I just know how to take it You know what? I want to do my nose man Please get whatever just not Carrie right now. Go ahead. Go ahead I want to apologize for last pod. I was uh, I was pressing a lot of buttons I think it was I think that's where like it's funny because that's where I think Mike and I connect the most It's about like me and Mike have a lot of silent conversations in our head and at least like two or three times in an episode. We looked at each other Because I never like to take away like I love creativity Yeah, I'm like Jean must hear some shit. I don't hear It was like what it was like what's the question we asked today? What's something you need revenge for? The thing that's fucked up sometimes when you do it is like I feel like we do a good job with the listener Callers of making them forget their own the phone And that's how we get like a lot of confessions because we like go back and forth with them And they forget they own a podcast and they get the sand shit and we got somebody that like they they on the way to be like Yeah, and that's how my baby daddy left me. I just let him hit and then it was like do I hear saxophones in the back? Yeah, you miss all the shots you don't take so I feel it I feel you know you had to take it there You never know you could have did that shit. It's your goal. We could have woke up this morning to 500,000 subscribers Thank God you finally started using the button Make sure you guys subscribe to the patreon is half off this month We are dropping the LA live show in the patreon for y'all to watch. Oh, yeah, don't look at so go do that People have been hitting me up about a baby registry. I have it in my bio be somewhere like that I might do a little opening on patreon or the main pot or the patreon because nobody wants to see that on the melody YouTube But open up gifts and she like that. Appreciate y'all What else announcements we are going to be in New York DC and Boston so by the time you hear in this September 11th in New York September 12 DC and September 13th will be in Boston. So get your tickets at crash dummies live dot com That was a lot. That was a mouthful Y'all not gonna pause that no because he's passed like I was at this it was at a normal 4G Pastings like you gotta kill his joke with with silence and it's a dude to make them feel bad about it No, they know I won't feel bad about it But the silence is the only thing that can't stop it and it's not stopping a joke that I just said It stops me from saying another joke. Yeah, everybody know like you know what I'm saying, but what you say was crazy It was crazy and you being like the only woman on the park. Yeah, so he wants like really move away. Yes You make it like very awkward for us. Whatever. We're gonna start finding you for that actually Charge me Why come on now I don't understand how you charge me up What's funny? He never said charge me up charge up charge me up. Okay, see I think charge me up It sounds better than I'm juiced up I was trying to make that a thing for some merch and it said I'm juiced up Can't try to make it a thing. Let's get carry an agent immediately She needs PR no carry definitely needs PR we definitely no, but she's part of the most PR train in here because she's not Her line of work requires her to be PR she's worked with the books on radio. You can't even curse on me. No, no, no She's not she's not she's she's actually been edited out of saying stuff The at least the same amount of times as I have since she's been here, but that's also because she's in this setting though right I'm saying she's not PR train. That's more PR train, but you don't allow her to be PR train. No, not a part carry be sent some wild shit Has carry ever since something where he was like whoa Just this, this, uh, I tell you, but that was all, no, I'm saying like really like, like where you, not like pause worthy stuff. I'm talking about like, oh shit. I don't remember. Oh, you can't. No, no, no, no. We, we, we, we killed out some, that was a funny joke. No, there wasn't one thing. Say it again. I don't remember it. There was one thing I, we thought we'll bleep it out. I'll try to see if you can remember it. I don't remember it. I don't remember it. But it was one. It was one thing. And then there's another thing too. I don't remember. Oh, yes. I remember. I was talking about, we better, all right? This fucked up. You can't even say like the reference of the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because people would know exactly what it says. Don't do it. I'm not going to do it. But I just feel like sometimes with dark humor, you just kind of got to let, I don't know. It doesn't mean you don't mean no harm sometimes by your dark humor. You know what I mean? That's a face time call. Maybe we do need to do group face time calls to let Carrie blow off some steam because that's like, that's like a group face time call. You know what I'm saying? Not, not podcast joke. That would have went off on a radio. I ain't going to lie. They say that on a radio. We would have said that on the radio. Really? But our, our audience knew like, oh, they're just, it's just jokes. But then you never, you're never getting that person as a guest. I think the, the part about it, like with that statement of the person you were talking about is that our audience is so immature at times or some people in the audience are so immature. They would amplify it more than it needs to be. That's the main thing because we can, we can be joking about shit. But there are some people in the comments. They're going to amplify it. Now it's going to be seen as hate. Yeah, like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And, and you're going to get clipped. You're going to get clipped out this world. You're going to be trying to interview that person one day and they're going to be like, uh, no, my nigga. Okay. Um, oh, my favorite two in a week. Can I start here or you got something? No, you're good. You ready for this? Yeah. There's number one with guaranteed to make Jean laugh. I put a hundred dollars on it. Okay. A lot of pressure, Jean. We have a gambling problem. And he trying to keep a straight face. He probably got the best straight face in here. Ready? Yep. My Auntie Ash is just flew in my face. I hope that wasn't her pussy. Come on. Come on, right? I was just sad, bro. Come on, man. That shit won't make you wonder. No, that wasn't funny. Oh, you hate him, bro. Oh, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, uh, oh, this, this is my other one. Okay. You ready? This is supposed to lead into a conversation. Okay. Because I knew you wouldn't be able to add on to the Auntie Ash's pussy thing. Um, okay. Um, somebody said, I hate when I say some shit and someone asked me if I'm high, like, no bitch, just a real deal me. But yes, I am high. But that's the real meadow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I say, like, I used to kind of be weary, like in my, like past relationships, I would get more argumentive with my significant other if I was high. I used to question myself, like, is the we making me do that? Or is that something that I suppress in the way he gives me strength to do? And I didn't know because like, if I'm sober and I feel like an argument coming on, I get real silent and just like let the person go off. Like, hey, you got it. It's just like bigger picture thing. But then like, when you hide, just be like, it gives you like creative ways to come up with a excuse. Yeah. Like you just become so creative. Like it's like three of you arguing with one person, like you killing them. Like, ah, you rage baiting them, but you write about the argument. And then this person just over there just for, you know, some backup, you know, I'm saying, like, hey, I can do whatever. I'm versatile. Hey, bruh. Are you argumentive? Yes. Are you a good woman? I can't be. I'm learning to chill out though. It's tough, but I'm learning. But that's like a, that's just like a relationship thing. Yeah. I think it is. Sometimes I feel like how we think of relationships can be a little bit warped, you know, as far as what men and women are supposed to do in the relationship and how to deescalate situations, because you know how they always say, like, happy wife, happy life and all this other stuff. I'm trying to learn happy spouse, happy house. You know, so that way we both are are good. It can't just be one way, but they will call me male centered for that. So you think so? I don't think so. I think people that's actually in relationship, understand relationship. Yeah. Only people that be on the like 50/50 all this should say you ask them in a fucking single, or they will somebody that they not go married. Nobody in a relationship is out here trying to get stuff fixed another way. But I will say there are some 50/50 women that they would love to, they would love to be at stay at home moms or stay at home wives. They would love that. The whole, that whole 50/50 conversation always like irks me a little bit. It seems very, I don't know, the right word is pretentious, but I think people put themselves in positions where they aren't. Like, say if you're the guy in the relationship is making $75,000 a year, right? And then the woman in the relationship is making, let's say, $65,000, right? You would think that it's like almost like sometimes society wants you to go broke to try to support your whole family. Whereas like, why don't you just like you guys come together and make it easier on y'all so y'all can then save money. Because it's like if somebody's like spending like, if I'm spending my whole paycheck because I'm trying to support the girl down with, that doesn't make me happy. Because where is her money? Yeah, that's the other thing that it also depends on like where is the money. Because people don't talk to successful couples. They don't talk to them mom and dad. Like when they grew up, it's a woman that grew up around her mom and dad. It was together. And she saw her dad pay for everything. And then she over putting this pressure on this dude she talked to, pay for everything. My dad did this with my mom, my dad did this. First of all, you can't cook like a mom and I'm playing. But my dad did this. My dad did this with my mom, blah, blah. And it's like, but if you go ask your mom and dad, your mom tell you, oh, there's been plenty of times your dad was using my money. I just gave him the card. I just let him buy it. I just made it look like because that's part of the whole thing is make it look like your household is doing the traditional way until you can get it to whatever way you want. You don't have to make it look anyway though. You should just make it do what it works for you. I'm just saying, but practice it. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if I feel like there's so many other ways guys can be, you know, traditional men besides like the money aspect of it. There's so much like emotional things that can happen in a relationship that makes it 50/50. That's the thing though. I don't know if we should be modeling things off of traditional ways of doing stuff. I think there's a more modern way now. Yeah. Of how I think we need more examples of the modern way because the traditional way just doesn't make sense to me sometimes. It doesn't to me at all sometimes. Like, I think. I think that's why 50/50 was like made looky because of how untraditional households became, you know, like somebody who grew up with like a single parent, you're seeing your independent, you know, woman of a mother like provide all the time. You know, I'm saying, so if you grow up as a as a younger under there, you're going to be like, oh, I want to provide for my house. So that's what I see. The traditional way of things was like back then, woman could even vote than he had. So they were all stay at home. So obviously, the guy had to provide. And there was no technology. So I'm just going to get in call cheat. That's what I have. I have that. I have that all my knowledge. Like, they literally weren't getting call cheat and they literally didn't know it was having two families. So a real why is that? Right. How many people might know the first thing? I hate when people say, I'm sorry. Why is Jean Baja? Oh my god. Oh my god. That's the only child. The first thing I have on my nose. The first thing I had on one of those is there are more faithful men now than in the past. Hmm. Hey, you want to talk about it? I've been looking to find the best deal on NFL tickets. I was a season gets closer and discover Seat Geek is a place to get this season's NFL action, which is why I want to give the sponsor today's pot Seat Geek a huge shout out with over 35 million downloads. Seat Geek is a number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on Seat Geek, including concerts, sports, festivals and more. MLB postseason approaching and the NFL schedule is out in college football is about to kick off. So now is the perfect time to start planning the game as you want to catch using Seat Geek. I feel like there's a lot of seasons coming up. It's NFL season and BA season and it's concert season. So I will be using Seat Geek a lot this fourth quarter. Seat Geek has your back. Each ticket is rated on the scale of 1 to 10 so you know you're getting a good deal. 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You can literally back then a day, you can literally still have your Facebook, Instagram, just make them private. You can go missing. You can move to a different state. I'm talking about this before social media. Thumb dudes had to be cheating like crazy. It was so easy. Before social media, like you can go to another city, especially if you're a truck driver, some shit. You've got another city and have a whole another family. How are they finding out? You don't have the post anybody. I mean, but you got money for that. I mean, some of them like the truck. There's a lot of broke people even today. They're cheated. One of the families was definitely broke. Like he was coming home back late. He just closed the shit like that. He started back then. He was going 50, 50 with each family. So he was going 75, 25. That'd be so dumb. Like if I had two families, no way would they be on the same level. Like I'm going to have fun in real life. Like why would I want to be middle class for both of the families? Do you think like no, we're going to live in poverty and we're going to ball out, whichever, whatever house so I had most fun in. No, it's not being housed man. These kids born his hand. It definitely got to be the one. Yeah. It definitely got to be the house that you have the least fun in or the house, the house that you're at the least. Or the woman that nagged you the most. I feel like that's the one that you spend the less time with. This is all bad. No, this is I'm just saying though. I feel like when the easiest one is the easiest to get the most time. Like when I was in a dating scene, sometimes the girls that you talk to the least were the easiest to like kind of like vibe with because I didn't like spend much time with them. So every time we spent together was very joyous. And like, yeah, it was just like there was nothing to argue about because we were spending a lot of time to argue about. So we never even had to get that point of like argument. One of the wise has to be passing. There's no way you can nag that bow high. But you just you can yell that I bet you was with somebody. Oh my god. There are times of time. Fuck it. No, that'd be some bogus shit if you got the kids the same age and shit. And then your son acting up just like just no little nigga. You replaceable. You ain't the only nigga with that name now. That's so lazy. You name both the kids and your family the same thing. So you don't forget you. See, that's why I named a bow Jericho. I never get caught. You can get the tattoo one tattoo. Get the Jericho on this shit. This is like a guy that is blood. So let me say something about me being a former shooter. A former shooter? Yeah. A former, well, I think the term was, I don't know, it was about shooter. Like a shooter? No, like a shooter, like a sniper. Like in the dating scene. Oh god, it got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Snipe game. I always find that weird. That's like the weirdest compliment. Another guy can give me to say it. No, but to say, it looks like I court women very easily. Like everybody gets, I feel like everybody's had that compliment before from another guy and just like such a weird feeling. I'm like, Oh, bro, I know you get the hose. Like what? That's just me. They want to be your friend. But that's, but that's so weird. That's weird. So now they can be around the house. That sounds when I was looking at you. Yes, like, oh, he holds. I want to be around him. I like, I've literally seen, like, I've been out like plenty of times and like, I have a lot of friends that are women. But like, especially around the city, like back in the day. So I will always be around women. And I can always tell when a dude was trying to be cool with me just to get around the women. So I will fuck them over. I'll just be like, y'all, I don't know who this nigga is. What's your name, Brody? Like introduce yourself. Like Nick, we is not together. Like don't stand behind me. And then talk to one of the girls on the side and then be like, Oh, your Pat's friend is like, Oh, that's my guy. Like that is. I have to have talks with like, like, my female friends, but now single. Like, when we would go out, it's like, all right, we got to like make sure we're on top of the size, because people don't think we're dating and you're going to ruin, you're going to ruin the chances of because they'll tell me that too. They would tell me like, my, you're like, gold stand over there. I thought this dude, that type of shit, because you kind of like can be perceived as like all there together. Right. And I'm not trying to shoot my talk. They used to be, they used to be the worst thing about going out with a woman because you go out as friends. Especially my gay friends. And then exactly. And then you separate. Yeah. Thinking like they try not, they single, you single, y'all trying to like mingle with other people. And if you don't have anybody, like you go through, like you walk through the party, like, okay, nobody in here, I'm interested with. I kind of, you not allowed to walk back up to her, especially if she got something going on. But as soon as she, they ain't nobody in there for me. She right back by your side. And it's like, damn, like I can't do nothing. Next, you know, the bartender coming over. What's you and your girl? Whoa, yeah. Hey, this is my girl. That's just my friend. Like you see I done my song, especially like my lesbian friends. It's like because they're like, they don't fuck, they don't like you so that they'll get touchy feeling sometimes. Like exactly. They look more like I'm telling you, but they all some brochure. But they don't know they all some brochure. They shaking up. We got a secret handshake with them. They tell my all they so in love. Like, you got to play wingman better. Wingman tell who lesbians don't need wingman. If you ever seen like lesbians can meet each other. Only men need wingman because well, sometimes I don't like doing the wingman thing for my straight female friends. Yeah, I don't do that. I can't. There's too many. I don't want to put my stamp. Yeah, my stamp of approval, especially if this guy's like an asshole. Emma walk is too small, so it's like, I don't know a lot of you think. So I'll be all you know. Like I would rather, I won't like, you know, I won't hate on some shit. Like, don't date this guy because of this. I hate, right? I'll hate. But I won't also, I won't like a push for it. I just let them like kind of find it. If it's some like, agree just shit, then I'm like, okay, what? But if it's some like, so like, I heard one bad news. Like he was an asshole from one girl. Yeah, I, I, that's fair game. Yeah, that's fair game. Yeah, sometimes it is fair game. You can't mess with the algorithm like that. Like, oh, another girl called him an asshole. I have literally, it's like a nature. I've literally stopped talking to girls before and they just like, oh, you such an asshole. And I literally got mad and reply back like, how am I asshole? And they just said, I don't know. It's just like, you don't never text back. And they're just like, okay, my ass hoax. I don't want to be with you. Got it. But it's something that's out here. You'd be like, you're trying to get him a bit of a doll like, nah, he cool, nah, nah bro, he beat nah, he shot at her bro. Oh shit. Okay. Oh, maybe his ass. But you can't question, especially when it comes to men, it's gonna be wild and bro. - If it's anything like abuse or assault and stuff like that, even like-- - Of course. - Then it's like-- - That's easy. I'm snitching, you know? - Yes. - But if it's like, he had two, he was dating two girls at once, and he wasn't really officially dating them, like, at part of the game-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The girls love-- - That's like, you're seeing, like, what it's like you're seeing, if you go to Safari, you see like a cheetah chasing one of the little cantaloupes, right? You might feel sorry for the cantaloup, but you can't intervene with nature. You had to let it happen. - Yeah, that's what happened. That's what I'm like talking about topics too long. (laughing) - You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't. - We should have moved on. - Because we should have moved on. - No, because I see, and that's an idea in your proverb, is it? (laughing) - You see the lion, it's in the deer. - You don't interfere with the nature. - You don't interfere with nature. - You don't interfere with the deer. - Because you interfere with nature. Yeah, fix your rear leg. - Talk about that though, before we move on. - In a circle of life? - Yeah, we've been on this too long, but before we move on, I don't know how Mike got caught out for having, oh, we got caught off for laughing at the dude. - Oh, from Angola. - Angola, some dudes at our cap in the comments saying, like, how is that funny? Like, what do you mean, how is it funny? Like, you didn't hear that shit? (laughing) - He got so mad, he, like, comment on show. I don't think he watched the show, and then he was like, I think Mike told him that he was full blood of Africa and born of Africa. It is like, you know when you tell somebody some vital information, then the Niggas still came back argumentive, I'm like, oh, you just didn't want to reply. - Yeah, exactly. You just want to try to win the argument. - I gotta start doing that. I gotta start checking back on the arguments that I reply to. - I'll be leaving too. - I'll be leaving I just don't remember, like, I'll be leaving to-- - I've never seen the rebuttal too, what they said to me. - Until I come back and I ratio the fuck out of them. I feel like, oh shit, my bad, bro. Sometimes I feel bad, like, when I ratio somebody to bad, I was like, I just want to ratio you a little bit. I ain't want like everybody to call you a bitch as Niggas in the comments. - Yes, you do. - It kinda. (laughing) - Hello. - Yo. - Hi. - How's it going? - Pretty good, how are you guys? - I'm pretty good, pretty good. I got a question for you. - Okay. - Finish the sentence. Am I crazy if? - Am I crazy if I have put a sounding rod in a guy's penis for money? - Okay. - Pardon? - Put it, put it in anything in a guy's penis is crazy, but I still don't know what a sounding rod is. - So a sounding rod is about the size of it. Well, so the practice of sounding is where there's a whole subculture of this, I guess, where guys put things in their pee-hole and just walk around with it or they do it. Well, they masturbate. This guy in particular. - Wait, wait, what's the size of this? - I don't know because they never, I guess shows their faces on the red it's red that they all subscribe to, but. - But they show in a pee-hole? - Yeah, like they put, like so a sounding rod is about the size of like a straw, not like a boba tea straw, but like a big Donald straw maybe. - God damn it. - And they just kind of, oh, I'm just kind of, that's what it is. - Wait, let me see. - Oh my god. - Oh, I just looked at it. - Oh, how does it supposed to even go up there? Why is it, why do the sounding rods coming? - Coming cases like this. - Is that what this meant for? - Yeah, so some of them, this one in particular that I did actually was like a nice one. (laughs) - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. - So what's the purpose of these? This is pretty expensive. $65, what's the purpose of this? - I get some off. - Really? - Oh, this one's only 19. - $19? - Yeah. - 19, they're probably not good sounding. You probably should pay a little bit more if it's going up a pee-hole, bro. - That's about to, that's about the best amount. - Yeah, this kind of like a brook stone one. - So were you a brook stone? Were you dating this guy? - No, actually, I had a friend that was a dominatrix. And this is the only time in my life, I promise I'd have done a sex act for money. But she had a customer that was a super rich dude and they'd have their sessions where she would go and do crazy stuff to him. And she told me, she offered me rather, "Hey, this guy really wants me to bring in another girl. He's willing to pay $150 for you just to watch a session, just to watch. You don't have to do anything. - $150. - $150. - It's not a lot. - Just to watch. - Okay. - But, okay. - Have the time. - I don't know if you find us a situation at the time. - That's two small shifts, but go ahead. - Right, right. At the time I was younger and in between jobs, so I did need the money and so I finally was like, "Okay, let me see what's the worst that could happen." ♪ What would you do if it's someone's at home ♪ - Yes. (laughing) ♪ Any only way to feed 'em is to stick somethin' up a n***a pee-hole for some money. (laughing) - Go ahead though. - So she's like, all right, we're gonna go to, we live in Las Vegas, so I won't say I guess where it was, but she's like, we're gonna go to some basically off-strip resort where he won't be followed and we're gonna go to the bar, have a couple drinks beforehand, and we need fake names, and I'm like, okay, we'll all go with Angela, 'cause that's my best friend's name. - Okay, I'm sorry to cut you short, but like, will you try to get down to a nitty-gritty? When you're in the bedroom-- - Oh, no, no, no, I promise. - When you're in the bedroom, right, is this the only act that's going on, or is there like other sex things happening, or is this like, this is it? It looked like a fucking surgery. - You know, there was a lot of things, so after four Martini's and his annex that she gave me, we go to the room. He comes in and he is a little bag full of stuff. - What the fuck? - I said, who is she, Jillene, Maxwell? (laughs) - Yeah. - Why is she? - They start the whole thing. She puts nipple pumps on him. She puts a penis pump on him, and this guy's so small, like, I'm talking like two inches. She puts his rubber band around his balls, and she's just slapping it. And the whole time he's like, yes, God is, yes, mistress, and he'll look at me occasionally and be like, do you like that Angela? And I'm like, yeah, right, I'm trying to make $150. And so he looks at me and he's like, Angela, I have brought some extra money for you if you'd like to try something for me. - Bleep out her name, all right. - And at this point, I'm ready to see anything go down. So I'm like, okay, I'm sorry. - Yeah. And he's like, I just want, sorry. (laughs) It's my best friend's name. - Oh. - So he's like, I want you to come hold my wand. And my friend gives me a look like you should do this. So I get up and he hands me this long silver sleek vibrating wand and he tells me to put it in his penis. So I'm putting it into his penis carefully and kind of going in and out with it. And then he says, great job, Angela. I'm about to come. - Oh, God. - So I pull it out and he comes like a candy cane. Is that makes sense? - No, it doesn't. But we don't care. - Yeah, yeah. - I know what she means. - You do like a candy cane. - Like the color scheme. - The color scheme. - Oh my God. (laughs) - That's so fucked up. - Yeah. - You a nasty girl. - I had a hard time with it. - That's very, that's like something like, even though you only try to once, that's you. Like that's something you got to tell like, if you about to get married and you think you met the guy, that's something you got to tell him, like, right away. You can't drop that on after he got, after y'all getting engaged. Are you dating anybody right now? - Yeah, I'm married. - Does your husband or wife know that story? - Oh yeah, that's my favorite story. - Oh. - How do they feel about it when you tell them? - They think it's hilarious. Well, so at the end of it all, he ends up paying me $400 and a gatorade. - And a gatorade. - Well, my flavor. - Lime. - Oh yeah, he ain't care about you. Did you ever get a call back from him? - I did, but I couldn't. I had to shower in the fetal position after that. - That's crazy. Y'all had him on all those fucking machines, like the Iron Man of Sex toys, you know bitch. - Literally, and all I could think of was if I made $400 for 30 seconds, I couldn't imagine what she made. - Yeah, she made a lot, but you can't, I mean, you got to get out the game. And that shit, they ran you out the game quick. - Yeah, I didn't have a chance. - No, that's a crazy first experience for Dominatrix, so. - Yeah, that was extreme. - Like not even tying a dude up. - That was extreme, but I wasn't even there. - Oh man. (laughing) Well, I can't imagine like anything even fitting inside my p-hole, let alone something where I just looked at shit up. - I didn't know that was like an actual theme, like people. I thought people were using like, and when people did that, they used just like, random products, like, the random theme that shouldn't go up anything. - Oh my God. - Well, I didn't know that. - Thank you to that, too. - Oh, I didn't know that actually any of some. - There's a thread, like I said, I looked into this after, I'm like, how many guys are doing this? And there's guys that say that they go, oh, I walked around Smith today, or Smith's today with a watercolor paintbrush in my p-hole. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. All right, the Angela name, just to confirm, that's a fake name, right? Yeah. Okay, okay. I just want to make sure I didn't have to bleep that out. But anyway, um, um, yeah, I would say thank you for the story. I don't know if it's a thank you kind of guard. No, you can fuck off. Okay, I would assume you probably ruined a lot of people's mornings. But it was, it was an interesting thing to learn, I guess. I was some bullshit. You know, thanks. What it was, but I just want to say I'm one of the people who've been listening to you forever. And I thought that it'd be really cool to talk to you. And this was a cool enough story to maybe just tell and say hi. And I love you guys. What a great connection. I'm so glad you thought of us. Remember you as the the penis out of girl. Yeah, yeah, we'll call you Miss Candy King for now. Perfect. Hi, you have a good one. YouTube things case. Hello. What up, what up? Hey, y'all. What month is it September? No, no, it's a happy international woman's month to you. I don't want to thank you. I don't want to miss. I don't want to miss you. I got a lot of different type of people. I just come on now. You can, you can't see this as a woman talking. That's crazy. I didn't look at a profile. I look at a profile either. I think I might did just wake up, but I got them. I'm saying migraines. I got you that's very rule. You want me to take a real question? Because I think he calls to ask you a question. But I take it over the way you feel comfortable. That's fine. I agree. I am ready. Okay. We just want you to feel great for your pet. Gulp. I'm okay. Okay. The worst person I ever let stay with me in my entire life. And you can have her name too. It's. No, you have to leave that out. That's way too unique. I'm sorry. No, it's not. You know, I'm even just a. Just wait a minute. Wait a minute. What are you doing right now? Okay. You're right. Let me get to the story. Okay. Okay. I'll tell us about home. Okay. She was about to be homeless. She was living with her mom. Her mom was moving out and then going to stay with a family member. And she just left her own daughter high and dry when nowhere to stay. So I am the nice person. I am. I had a one bedroom. I'm like, okay, you can come stay with me. I gave her like very few rules. And I knew she was like kind of messy before hand, but I fear you know, when you want somebody else's house, you can't be messy how you are at home. One of my first rules was don't have no random niggas in my house. I won't be bringing random niggas in here. You don't either. It was quite literally the second night. I'm sleep. She calls my bread room door and has some niggas that she just met on Tinder in my living room smoking. Smoking? Well, she touched your fucking door. It's like I sleep in my bedroom door open because I have a dog and she needs to be able to walk freely. So yeah, she like closed my door. So I want to hear them. And I was a dog in the living room. Yeah, the, um, she like closed them into the cage. Oh, that's what they say. So you never heard it. I'm just like literally the very second night to hear you already breaking rules. But I'm just like, you know what? I know how I am. So I'm like, let me try to be patient. Another thing, this is probably one of the worst things at the time I was working from home. It was like 11 o'clock. I'm going like diagonal from my bedroom and go to the kitchen. I see in my mother fucking peripherals. There's bitches on her knees, but I snuck it on the couch playing where her coachy. And they had the audacity to look at me funny when I was dragging her ass in a group chat. Like what the hell is wrong with you? Well, she didn't know you like, well, I have needs. No, no, she knew I was home. I worked from home, everybody was home. She knew I was there. Was she watching something or just like playing changes? I didn't even try to see the details. I was disgusted and cussing like I was so mad. I went blind, thankfully, because I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you on her knees on the couch? That's crazy. How you got to do it? Like, how old were you at the time? This was like a few years ago. So I was like 28. God damn. And she's the same age. She's probably like 26. So old enough to have fucking comments and I think your comments since like you have a one bedroom and you invited somebody to a little with you. We do not have the facilities. No, I get, I get, I get the you being nice. You was about to be homeless too. Fucking around her. Yeah. So once you had the dude, when she had the dude at your house, did you confront her about that? Yeah, because she like told me because like when I woke up and my door was closed, I'm like, what the fuck? And that's when I asked her, she's like, Oh, yeah, I invited this dude. I was talking to one tender. I'm like, bitch, he didn't have nowhere to go. He didn't have a car. Why the fuck you went go outside? So like when you were like, you don't want to be outside, you want to be inside. When you're snapping her at her for both of these things, like, she's going to be rolling stones outside. When you're snapping at her for both of these things, what does she have any like concrete, like excuse? Oh, it's just like, I won't do it again. He plays victim and again, she, we have a ball like mutual friends. She would run to the group chat and basically act like I treated her like a child. And I was being mean to her and I am known to be a little bit mean. So that's why I think you gasped like these motherfuckers into thinking I was bullying her. I'm a fuckess. No, no, no, I know you. And I think another thing when she had a, because she only lasted too much. She didn't pay for nothing the whole time. She was there. I had to get her out quickly. It was my ex boyfriend at the time told me he had to wait till she moved out one night. Me and him were just in the bedroom sleeping again door open because we just sleep. He told me she literally started playing with her crew. She would allow that as a vibrator while me and him in there, like he wasn't asleep, but I was. So wait, he didn't wake you up when it was happening. No, because he knew I was going to knock her the fuck out. Yeah, that's what that's that's where he went. I know the core room. So anybody who did hear the name earlier, yeah, you could find that bitch. I'll send her you her Instagram and everything. No, he, he should have woke you up. He knew he knew not to wake you up though. He was, he was rubbing one off. Yeah, he was, of course, he ever got to a three. So he's there right here. Oh, no, he's, you know, he's ugly. And she stink. But, um, so I feel like I deserve to get revenge. But I know I wouldn't survive in jail because like, it's hard enough on the outside. My will to live when I being a locked up hell not. So I am better stay out here, better stay out here. Yeah. But I think I definitely deserve a revenge. So if you all know anybody, I can definitely give you a location. Actually, what are you trying, what are you trying to do to her? Like, we don't understand. Oh, I, I, I'm very, very creative. I just want you know, I'm also one of them true crime girlies. So like, I, I, you're trying to take it that far. You try to involve us in a Rico, she, she, she can still be like amongst the living at the end of the day, amongst the living. Oh, yeah. So what was the final straw then when you kicked her out? And like, does she give, was there any pushback? Uh, pushback. Hell, it wasn't going to be no pushback. The only option was to leave. Okay. So she let you let her squirt all over your couch. That's right. She's a counselor for that guy. I hope you changed couches. Do you got everybody sitting on that goddamn couch? You know, she sprinkled there. Everything has been changed. I'm in a whole different apartment now and everything. I need you to write. You cleanse everything, dude. She's doing that shit on the living room floor. She don't give a fuck. He said, you end the couch. Nigga trying to watch Grey's Anatomy. Hey, why does it shift to a wet over here? You got the steamers. No, no, no, no, I'm at home. There's a vibrate between the cushion. Nigga reached it for the remote and then he get a handful of. They'll pick up a deal and they'll like fuck. No, you see the battery is missing from remote again. Oh my god. Oh, man. All right, you have a good one. That shit got to be traumatized. She'd be trying to sleep while she is. Well, that's crazy. But all right, yeah, go on. All right, y'all have a great one. No, you have a great one. Mom, fuck her. She said, "Mom, fuck her. We know you're crazy. Mom, fuck her. The weight is over. Football is here and so is Draft Kings. Draft Kings is now live in all 50 states. One app, every sport nationwide. 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So I feel like you could tell a tool man a nice way. Also you would clone him so you can bring to your job? Yes, sir, yes sir, for deal. Okay, checking that. No big aspirations. [Laughter] They could say, they got Obama to say, hey, let me bring him my place of employment. [Laughter] So I can make two more dollars in an hour, that's a good job man. [Laughter] What would you want, what do you do for a living? I work for enterprise in a car. So you want Obama to work at enterprise or in a car with you? Just for the day. What do we do after that, that's cool, but just for the day. [Laughter] I wonder, there's so many other ways to get that out of like that. What would you like, okay, after work? Because I feel like we should leave that alone, right? You ain't got no more questions about that. No, but my thing was just, go ahead, it's fine. Well, like, what are your ex, okay, let's say, Obama helps you out work. You get, for some reason, you get a promotion. And like, so what are you and Obama doing for the rest of the time you have him as a clone? Already they look out for him right now. I'd probably try to see if we could get him a third term. Because I mean, Trump tried to do it anyway, so we might as well give it a try. What are you going to do to help him get a third term? Shit. It's spread the word, whatever he tried to spread the word. That's it. Imagine some stupid ass nigga knocking on your door like, "Yo, Obama going for a third term and I need you." [Laughter] If I work if he goes, if he's with Obama. With the clone? Like, what do you want to do with this? If he's with him, I don't know. Outside of the third term, you don't have any eye division, he's going to be with it. Okay, like usually when people, like, the reason we ask this question, it's because people pick a clone that they can then use to change their life or their lifestyle. And I get what you're saying. You don't think Obama would have changed my life? I'm sure he might have stayed. Well, that's a lot of motion right there. Well, what would you do with the motion? That's what the question is. I didn't think that far, but we'll figure it out as we go. I feel it. All right. It's all like you wasting a nigga time. [Laughter] So, all right. What are you doing with the carons then? [Inaudible] I don't know. I just feel like they come into the job feeling entitled, like, I'm supposed to help them. So we're just going to kill him with kindness. That's the best way. They get more angry when you're more kind with them. Wait, I'm not matching your energy. Why are you cloning them, though? Cloning who? No, he's not cloning the carons. He's cloning Obama. No, no, Obama. To tour the carons. To troll the carons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He thought you wanted to troll some carons, right? He thought you had a kink or something. No, because he's Obama and Ray. There's enough, there's enough of him. We don't need to clone him. Oh, okay. All right. He facts. Yeah, I feel like you're going to really move up the company ladder with the type of ideas you have. I'm not going to lie. He would move up the company ladder. If he brought Obama to his to enterprise, he could move up any company ladder with Obama. Yeah, that's what's your problem, man. With his enterprise job. His brain is not there, man. I don't think he could think outside the scope of his current life. Because he can just currently trying to upgrade enterprise. I think you're trying to be. Which is nothing wrong with working at enterprise. But I just feel like if you got a bombing. I'm sorry, bro. A job is a job. No, a job is a job. You want to work there forever? I said, I don't. I don't. Oh, yeah. But I'm saying that Obama could be a way to get out. But it sounds like you're trying to like climb that corporate ladder ladder. Well, I'm just looking at like this. If I don't do that, like bring them to enterprise. And then I go to the other company. I could bring them motion. And they're like, oh, we made fool of hiring him. Because you know, he got a bother around. They can still worry about it. You know, he's a job. He's like, because he got Obama. He's a bad shit. Bruh, he's still worried about a job. Like do something like go overseas. Like do a speaking engagement. Thank you. We got to hold work assignment for you, bro. Real shit. Next week, we're going to call you for the pie. We're going to give you a week to think about this shit, bro. We're going to call you back behind it. What can Obama do to upgrade your life right now? Outside of giving you a $2 promotion. Okay. All right. Ain't about the promotion, but I feel it. All right, bro. You have a good one, bro. All right. Thanks, y'all too. Yo, what's up? What did you do? What did you do? I was out. Mike was out, Pat. What up? I got a question for your brother. You say what's happened in real life? Yeah, bro, from New Orleans to me. Oh, okay. Everybody can tell us to come to New Orleans. Live from New Orleans behind it in phone. How far is New Orleans from Atlanta? Is it pretty close? Six hours. Six hours? How far is New Orleans from where? Atlanta. That's not that bad. No, not bad. We won't slide through, bro. You know, it's really, bro. You're going to protect us. Hell no. Real, real. If you can clone anybody, who would you clone? Give me out. LeBron. Oh, no, not again. Okay. Okay, what year? Good question. Shit. I mean, see you about 2012. 2012 LeBron. That's like second year Miami. Yeah, somebody. Yeah. I know, bro. Well, why though? You know what? We getting to work, maybe. Okay, all right. We've had a lot of like LeBron, like bronze sexual type of conversations on this pod. And we're not trying to have the same type of caller. So like, can you be more specific into what you're talking about? So we don't assume in the audience don't think we're trying to like clickbait here. Oh, now, bro, like, I'm going to take that again. Like, and use this penis. Like, bro, we're trying to get rid by tomorrow. I ain't got a lot of time. Wait, how's that going to make you rich? For me out, they ain't going to know their dad and LeBron. They're going to think they're dad and me. So when they grow up and they make it to the league, I'm no. Were you impregnated? It's like, it's like, so do you have a girlfriend right now? Do I? Hell no. So like what hypothetical girl do you even have to even? Don't worry about that. All right. We don't make it worse. If I got used my dad, mom, I'm using the bitch. Oh, please. No, no, don't. Don't you go. He's just no. No, no, no, no, no. I offered his mom, bro. No, he just offered his mom, bro. His mom is just doing. The woman that gave birth to him. It's this is my. My God. Hold your hand. It's real. My God, Mike, like in 23 years, like, you know, I'm going to have about a army of him. We're going to war with any country. Like what country you know? Got five hundred LeBron going around. None. Exactly. Well, LeBron has kids. What would you like? Is your mom like what are you going to do to make them LeBron? It's your mom. Is your mom married to your dad? Hell no. Your mom single? No, but look how listen? It's like putting in a bed until S&P 500. He's going to get that eventually. I'm not getting it. LeBron has kids now. And it's not like that. No offense to like broni in them. But they're not LeBron though. But listen, no, we make five hundred. About four of them know. He right out of that. You make five hundred. You're not making five hundred unless you find that many women. And like, no, I'm actually concerned about how you're finding the women. Listen, you got what about that? They got the sheep in the wallet. They got the street in the wallet. The assessment to highway. That's what the hook is. It's trippin' me. I take clothes. Look, I pay them $50. You're going to take a six, 10, they go with you. I got news for you, buddy. You're going to jail. I'm getting rid by tomorrow. No, bro, you're going tomorrow. You're going to. We're going to Guantanamo Bay, nigga. They're going to lock you up. They're going to waterboard you every Thursday. I'm going to write this. Yes. You cook, bro. Hey, it's, fuck, hopefully I can use one of the security guards and something to come trying to get them under by tomorrow when you got no sleep. I think if Sacrifice is mom, bro. My ground. My ground welcome. Put some out too. All right. All right. Can I hang up on him? No, he gave me a little more chance. No, why are we giving him chances? Listen, bro. Say something positive about your mom before we leave. Look, mama, I love you. Look, we got to put you to work. Sorry. Can I? Please? All right, Mike. Look, I don't want to say something positive to the people in the world. Look, do you want to let y'all know, LeBron, 2026, president? That's what you should've went. You're going to start it with that, bro. All right. All right. All right, man. All right. I'll be good. No, no, boy. No, boy. All right. New Orleans listeners. This, this nigga wrote it for y'all. Now, what I do, bro, we're not, we're not, we're not. to Northern Illinois until they get rid of you first. I'm on fire. What up, what up, what are you doing? What up, what up? I got a question for you, brother. Who do you need revenge for? Oh, my ex and her home girl, man, they need the worst experience ever when it came to her. It was my first person too. My first and only person. Okay. What was it me and her broke up, too? Why was it bad? All right. So I'm gonna get down to the root like, I've never been a nigger who be like, I want a person because when I'm in a relationship, I really love you. And I feel like that is disrespectful, right? But she, she bisexual, she say she like girls all of that. Her home girl be like, I didn't even know about the friend. Mindy, I didn't even know about the friend. One day she called me out the blue by hey, I'm bringing somebody over. I'm like, you know what? I'm feeling it today. Cool. Mindy, I've always had like, I'm always going to try to win who like keep they so far like, go to the gym, exercise all of that. Okay. That's what I do. Kind of like VVDUG. Okay. So we get to doing it. If I'm nothing but anything, I'm a loving boyfriend. I get her out the way first. I get my girlfriend out the way. So she, she laid down, she go to sleep. Terrible girl like Terrible. How did a terrible stride? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know like what show partner go to sleep. It's not a three so many. I said, it's a two man or two woman. So mind you, I've never really like told you, I don't really fuck with VVDU, but she changed my mind. She changed my fucking mind. So it was good. She wake up in the middle of us doing it. Start a whole argument, call the girl up off me, kick her out. And then we get into argument. I take her home. I don't talk to her for two or three days. We don't talk to like a week actually. I go to the bathroom one time and I use the bathroom. That shit fire. I've never caught none before in my life. And these are the only two people I've had encounters with. So I called on, I'm like, hey, what was everybody's gonna get checked right now. I had chlamydia. And then I call my sister like, hey, could I always told myself right like, have any encounters with a woman negatively. My sister don't handle this. She always told me this, she found a girl. She worked like damn there at the same area. She worked in Burlington. And then my girlfriend worked at Walmart in the same plaza. That's how I met her. She beat my sister ass. Oh, your sister lost. Yeah, she beat the fuck up. My sister was always athletic, but was never the fighter, bro. That's why would she make you a promise? Well, I have faith in my sister because this is my sister. Mind you, the girl's extra little. My sister's my height. My sister's five 10. She's five 10. The girl's like five three. She worked the fuck out my sister. You was there. My sister came home with like a bloody nose or type of shit. She called me and tell me like, hey, this shit is over with. I was like, why the fuck did you think I sent my sister over there? This shit was been done. More of the story. You got chlamydia and your girl and your sister got her ass beat. Hey, we're talking about my sister getting her ass beat. I can do that. Oh, a household took a fucking ill parents, parents in the room. My god. Now we down bad. They probably, they probably try to make it. Hey, Pat, please. That's not your conversation, but you ain't saying that this whole conversation. That shit. Cause I was letting you cut the fuck out. You didn't let no shit. Nobody talked. If I were to say anything, go to cut off that long ass. We got a story. You just told on this bitch. I ain't saying shit about that. That's not even the real, that's not even the real place in our state. Where are you from? Where are you? Where are you from? I'm Detroit. You from Detroit. Do they know you in Detroit? Do people know me in Detroit? Yeah. That's the question I asked you. You repeated it. Am I a public speaker? Do people know you in Detroit? Do people know me? No, nigga. You're just, no, bro. You just, you ever played GTA and am niggas just be walking on the side? That's you, nigga. You just in that bitch, bro. Nigga can't even press a button. Nigga can't even touch a button. I'm from GTA. Nigga, you're a stance roadie, bro. Nobody cares about you, bro. Nobody. Oh, shit. What show you call it into? Yeah. Hey, you got me right there. I'll tell your sister to ice up, man. I ain't, man, you ever go on, bro. I got one question. I got one question. I follow key. I follow key on my other page, man, what's all the key? We just, we answered it already did. Listen to the beginning of last part. I didn't watch last episode. Yeah, go watch it. It's like it's she bought a find out in like 15 seconds. He doing this thing though. Keep falling though. Yeah, I fuck with you. Yeah. I know what it do. That's not much. Welcome to Crash Jimmy's podcast, bro. Thank you. I've had me. Yes, sir. Nobody got you, bro. All right. A question for you. What's the biggest lie you've ever told? I had to tell HR that I was autistic. Honestly. And they went with the shit. Okay, tell us why. All right. So I was fucking up at my job a little bit. Like I worked at FedEx and shit. So I was kind of fucking up a little bit. And yeah, like one day I did some dumb shit. You know, we're not going to get into that. No, that's exactly what we have to get into. It makes a kind. There's no point in telling a story if you don't tell us what the dumb shit you were doing. All right. All right. All right. So. All right. So I ended up throwing a fucking door. And they said it was heavy as fuck. Like, like, end up throwing the fucking door and shit. And then HR, they got involved. And then, like, that was asking me question and shit. And it was like, wait, wait. So you threw a door because it was too heavy. It was just a little nigga. All right. So I don't know where the fuck I must have up that. Like fucking that much strength to fucking throw a door. But what door? Hey. Okay. So like, fucking, it was also monster ink shit. Like, I don't know who the fuck orders a whole fucking damn front door. To like a house through fucking FedEx, but, but whatever did that shit fuck you. But yeah. So like, I conjured up some strength and I threw the fucking door and like, and like unbeknownst to me, it was in the box. So, so like, it was made of glass. And they would talk about something. can't throw the door. So I'm like, no, it fuck you. So I, and I thought I'm gonna fuck it. And then I tried to got involved today. So they knew you're gonna throw the door before that or something. Why do they why are they wanting you not to throw the door before you throw the door? That will make sense. It is because they got a rule and like the rule states that like, uh, uh, you need team lift in order to like do the shit, but then fucking this old ass nigga just fucking stared at me while I was struggling. And like that day, I would go keep pissed off. So like, if it's something heavy, you gotta get some help. But let's keep it a bug. You don't fucking niggas don't help. Period. Okay. Is that the only event that landed you with HR or is there stuff leading up to that? Does it sound like, um, there might be other stuff? Yeah. Cause it doesn't equate to autism yet. Yeah. Yeah. Why you would tell that lie? It was some other shit too, like fucking. Like it was some other shit too, like, fucking, uh, I was yelling throughout the fucking whole warehouse and shit. Just in there. Ah. So why were you doing that? Cause I had free will. Okay. What else were you doing? I was yelling and shit. And then at times, I would throw some fucking packages and whatnot. But I guess that day, the door was last throw. What did HR say to you to even get you to the point where you have that claim that you're autistic? Because, uh, we was in office and then that was like, so, um, okay, so your supervisor was saying how, you know, you're running around yelling and, and whatnot. And, and you're throwing packages. So is there something wrong? Is there something we need to talk about? Have you ever been tested for autism? Yeah. When did you get tested? I got tested like when I was in middle school for real. Why did they test you for autism? There was some dumb shit. My mama, uh, uh, she signed me up for, because they would talk about some, oh, well, see, he's not focused in class and whatnot. I might. Yeah. I got against autism needs to sue you for a defamation. Cause you just put, you put a smut on autism's name. I think he just dumbed. I don't know. This dumb nigga didn't get fired though. That's all that. Hey, man, you gotta, man, you where? How about that? How about that little man? What do you want? How did I make you feel? Yeah. Maybe feel amazing. Yeah. I mean, you get out of every situation, man. I should have got that. I don't cheat along me, bitch. I'm autistic. The phone. I already knew what you signed up for. That's, are you even in a relationship? Nah, sadly, nope. So you like, you making up some premature, like cheating, like premeditated autistic. I'm premeditated autistic, bro. All right. So, man, they even know what premeditated means. It was definitely, you know, I did graduate, but I didn't take that class. So I got the computer. Yeah. I wore it hard for that. You have a bright future, bro. I might become president, nigga. No, this video could, though, man, I will never say no one can ever be president. What's the first thing you would do if you was president, bro? No, he could be useful. Shit. It's like a download information. Okay. Think just slow. He's dumb and slow. You can't say slow. No, he's autistic. He can't make fun of him. He's not autistic, bro. Yeah. He don't smud on autistic people's names. I don't know, bro. Like if I was president, I like, I'll say all the homeless people every month, they get chicken tenders fries and ketchup. I don't know, that's all right, bro. All right. Okay, shout out to my mama. You shout out to my mom for not strangling me one times. Got tough. Appreciate you. Period. Come on now. You know, they let that woman off. Come on, man. It's a mistrial. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. No. I don't like talking about that type of stuff, the Lindsey Clancy thing because it's just like, what do you mean, bro? Anybody, please unfollow me right now, bro. Like, bro, I love women and I totally get like, I'm, I tell all my friends that's like having kids do research on postpartum depression that way you able to help your significant others do that. Like that's very, very important. But killing somebody because of it, prison. I'll give a fuck. What happened? The Lindsey Clancy that she strangled her three kids. You haven't married that one. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. That's like the biggest case in America. Is it really? She had no juicey enough of you? No. She had postpartum parts. But she black? No. No. No. That's probably why she had postpartum psychosis and she strangled her three children. Yes. And then she tried to kill herself jumped off the thing and they're blaming the husband and stuff like that. They're blaming the husband. Yeah. It's a big thing. It's hard. I don't want to like, I'm going to go into it for an episode. Yeah. You got to be pissed. That's because a lot of TikTok detectives. I've tried to read like the case transcripts, but it's a lot, it's a lot because I, my thing is that two things can be true. Yeah. I agree. There's, there's the one hand she did, she did have those problems because there was like, she had their, she had them. Yeah. And then it's the other thing where is that, she killed the kids. So did she get convicted? Oh, it was a mistrial. So one jury held everything up. So they just ruled it. So they're going to have to do it over again. Oh, wow. That also brought me into a topic that I want to say because all these cases are going on like the dark trial and then this one. Do you think juries or jurors can not be influenced by the media? That's so dumb, right? To think that they're not. Do you think that there's no way that, because obviously the rules of like when you're on jury duties, like don't let anything outside this courtroom influence your decisions. Yeah. But I feel like in today's age is very hard to avoid. Like I, you would, just like ran if we all got, you know, sent a pick for jury duty, right? We all on our phones. Like we're on social media. We're looking things up. There's no way that we're going to be like, alright, because of this week of trials, I'm going to stay off my phone. So I'm like impartial. Like I feel like, like it'd be hard for me. Like if I was in the dark trial, like, I don't think I can be on the trial because I'm a fan of his music. So like, I don't know. It's very difficult in situations like that. No. That's why we should. Jerry, number 11, can you say, I don't know. Do you sign it? You sign it? Let's go. Let's go. I see you. Bro, trust me. I see you after this. You're not going nowhere. Because even in those like jury, like, deliberations, if you're in there, like, even try to be like, say if somebody says, I think he's guilty. I think he's innocent. If you're in even in those deliberations and you're like, I just think he's innocent and you're not giving a reason, they can hold you for like, they can remove you. Yeah, the other jurors can snitch on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, real reasons. It just even like false reason that weren't presented in court. Even even even more so the, the how you even get into the process of it, you know, they ask you a bunch of questions before they even decide if you're a juror, that could like sway you into sand stuff that, you know, like either the prosecutor or the defendant can get rid of you. Yeah. Before hand. So let's let's have a bad jury duty before where you be experienced. No, not yet. They know not to choose me. I got, I got picked during COVID and I think I was like an online thing, but I didn't have to actually sit. I went to one and they sent me back home. But going back to your question, though, no, though, because there's no way, like, if we knew a juror, right, let's say we were like best friend, let's say Jean was on jury duty for the dirt trial. Do you not think Jean is talking to us about it? He shouldn't. He shouldn't. But he not on the, this is not the, this is the dirt trial. You don't think like he's talking about it a little bit or if he's not talking about it, he's hearing us talk about it. Like that's all influence. You don't think he's looking it up on, like that's me, bro. I decide, this dude who in millions of millions of views every day, I decide his fate. You don't think I'm looking that up just for a cloud reason. Is that illegal if like a jury like creates content based on there? Yeah, that's illegal. No, they'll, they'll boot you. No, like if they put the content on afterwards, even I've seen, I've seen some, I've seen some juries talk about cases after. Yeah, afterwards. Yeah, they get interview, yeah, but no content from them. No, no, no. You can't have your phone off there. Yeah. But it definitely got to be, that would be crazy. It's everybody's bragging and they had a, they handle it's jury number six. And then when dirt free, they just keep making videos like you know, I was the one called me Mr. Miss trial. Mr. Miss trial and so you thought I'll go little to y'all boy out. Fuck no, man. Somebody said you go on Instagram stories and everyone is either engaged. in love or in Japan. (laughs) - Japan has been a new hotspot now. - Huh? - People are going to love it. - No, Japan has definitely a hotspot right now. - Is that where they can ride around and those little Mario Kart things? - Yeah, yeah. - There's Japanese. - Okay. (laughs) - Somebody said, but the response that I said, that's why I'm on Twitter, everyone is either suicidal or horny or political, which is very true. - That's very true. - This is very true. - I feel like there's no more conversations on Twitter. - There's some shit that's not. - I heard threads, I heard they begin down the threads too. - Thread is hot, man. - But that's so weird, it's a whole, like I saw you on Threads one day and you had like, you said something and it had like 500 likes and you just said something with no picture attached to it. I think it was even like a reply. And like, I don't think I've like had 500 likes on their period, like in total. - Thread is a great place. - It's just like, you actually got to be in a community. They don't play that like, like you're going to post on Instagram and she'll like that like, if you're not in a community, you're not in a community. - I don't even think that though. I think whatever you say can be put directly on the algorithm, it's meant to be on. And so strangers are gonna see it. It's literally just like TikTok or Instagram now. - Not actually, that's-- - Make a post and it's not gonna go just to your followers. It's gonna go to literally everyone who they think it will be interested in that one post. - But I'm telling you, if I say like, like for instance, we have like 40k on Twitter, right? Mike and I, we go back and forth and we'll like post a video. We just have fun with it sometimes. And we'll post something and we'll go viral on Twitter that has nothing to do with the podcast. We'll literally just quote a tweet or like, put a caption over a video and it'll go viral. But it still needed some type of push. Like we still needed something extra. And that's from a account that has 40k. It's crazy to me that on threads, you're typing something out. No picture, no nothing. And then it can end up getting a lot of likes. Like there's never been a social media like it. And I just find that so weird and I would never be on there because it's like, imagine your thoughts and a bunch of people find it and they just disagree with your shirt. It's like, run. I don't wanna have a bad day off this shirt. - Okay, when you saw Dejaun Love run a route on the beach, did you believe he was a football player? Or would you, would you believe he was a football player? - No. He would have got you if you were saying, - He would not have, he would not look like a football player. - He would have got you if he was saying good. - That's too crazy. - He was out of it. - Why do you think that? - That's a crazy ass statement. - I've never made a statement that crazy. - He would be like, I can invest it to Brain Squeeze. - If you have what. - And then, I don't know. - What about me? Makes you feel like I would fall for that. - I feel like you would have fall for it. - Crazy. I would never talk to you like that. That's crazy. - No, absolutely not. That was actually ridiculous. - So saying like, you're the only child. How selfish are you? - Honestly, after I said that to y'all and seeing the response to me admitting to being only child, it really made me sit down and reflect on me as a person. And I had to ask my fiance, I said, how is this going for you? Being with me selfish, like how is that going? And he was like, um, you have your ways. And I really had to sit there and think, I can be a little selfish. - Also, we like fix something. - You didn't fix anything. - I mean, we added something. - I don't really know. Say you, 'cause you'd get a little misogynistic. - Okay. - So I added something to your relationship and make it better. - No, we're good boys. - This is the most interesting thing. - I, it just made me think about childhood and growing up and how I have been and why I feel like, oh, that was gonna be only child. - That's why you got it, that's why we're friends. We hold you accountable, make you look within. - What do we need? Oh, hold us accountable right now. Start with Jean first, then go to Mike and then don't do me. - So go to Jean, what do we, just from outside looking at? - What I wanna hold him accountable for? - Yeah, just like, how is perceived. - How is perceived, like what? Just getting a little bit of non-ajews on that moment. - You, to me, are perceived as very introspective and that you wear your heart on your sleeve. - Sometimes he's sleeveless, though. (laughing) - You're on your sleeve, you're far on, I guess. (laughing) - You never know what Jean, you're sleeveless, legless, make a dress like a yoga instructor that's also in a biker game. (laughing) - But that all tells his story. - Yeah, it does. - Like that's what he's wearing on him. He's literally wears who he is on him. But I guess the hold you accountable, I would say. I don't know, you give the vibes that you don't let people in easily. And maybe that could be something you could fix. What do you think? (laughing) - I'm not gonna let nobody in easily. (laughing) - Oh my God. (laughing) - That's what he said, I'm doing this so much. - Did she carry what I did, get a bus to nothing like that? (laughing) - Crazy. - Crazy, I like the outfit. - You turn it into the thing is old, but you don't give it to no reward. (laughing) - Moving on. - You're fun, all that shit, but you need to give it it up. - Open up, love it. - Anyway, I think I'm usually an open book like in conversations, I have really genuine interaction with people, especially when they ask me like, "How am I doing this shit?" I always give them like, "I'm sure." - Let her show you trying to do this, my talk. In those moments, it doesn't really come down to trust. It's like a risk, you know, to see if they're gonna provide in that conversation. That's just, yeah, introspective, you feel me? - You are, you're very expected. - It's like me? - I'm not doing y'all no more. (laughing) - Why not? - Because I'm over it. (laughing) - You'd be saying some hurtful shit. That's all I was just trying to get it all out the way. - I was just trying. - I was trying to unleash her arsenal. You said some hurtful shit about me before. - What did I say? - I cried over that shit. - What did I say, Pat? - Here's a YouTube comment though. (laughing) - He's just be talking about you. - Comment of the week or is it just a comment? - It's just kind of rebuttal to what Pat said about me about the poor minds episode. She said, "Wait, what did I say?" You said that I was talking smooth on that episode. - Oh, okay. - I thought he said you were giggling. - Something like that. - A little bit of both. - Somebody said I love the poor minds episode. I rewatched it and hella, I rewatched it hella. Y'all both were talking good on there. - I think a lot of ladies had a smile on it. (laughing) I ain't gonna lie. They was hitting us with some like, it was funny because we was, I think they was making us blush when they was asking us like surprise questions. Because we not celebrities and they have like big celebrities on that show. So we expected, I don't know what we really expected, but we expected more like kind of just like, "Oh, we just bought the pot." And like they would ask us personal questions, we'd be like, "Ha-ha-ha." Like you crazy. Oh shit. Technically. (laughing) Technically, I'm not in a relationship right now, but. (laughing) - It's so funny how men get around like beautiful women. That they don't know, you know, all the time. - I don't think that's me with women, period. Like, I don't really look like, oh she got to be beautiful for me to be like that. I just like enjoy a woman's company. I think it's just a different type of human. And you can be a little bit more vulnerable than like being like a room full of guys that I just met. You put me in there. Like I might make some jokes, but I'm not gonna say anything about my life 'cause these niggas, I don't want them to know anything about my life. - Yeah. - I could be talking to a random woman and tell her like a real childhood story for some reason, and just like that. - Women in energy. - Yeah, it's like that energy and stuff like that. So, I definitely get why like women who are in the interview field definitely get more out of people. 'Cause people be say, what's her name? A lot of basketball players go to Taylor Rooks. - Yeah. - And then they start like, promise and all shit. Like Taylor Rooks got. What she make Josh say, your favorite speech? - Cool. I'm like, what's his name? - I'm Cymarant. - Oh, we're good in the West. - We good in the West. - Oh, yeah, Jaylen Brown saying he's gonna win a couple championships. - Couple championships? Like, one though. - It's like that. You kind of do the same thing with us. Like when you ask questions, like if Jean asks the same question you would ask, I would kind of be more in a defense. Like, would this niggas up his sleeve? Like, and let's just something about like our sons and stuff like that. Or it's like something like we mutually have. If a man asks you a question, you kind of like, on tents, like, wait, why doesn't he ask me? But if a woman asks you, it's just like, man, back in the day, my mom, you know what I'm saying? Or my sister used to, it's just like easier. - That's what we're talking about. Tell people the reason the pods are longer 'cause you ask questions. - I do ask a lot. - I'm very curious. - 'Cause nobody give a fuck about this. - 'Cause she was freaking out where it's carefully. (laughing) - She's still fucked up. (laughing) - I'm curious. - Yeah, it's just like. - All right, anyway, Mike, I want to know. (laughing) 'Cause I wanted to talk about Kanye. - Well, yeah, I should say, yeah. You went to his recent show. He had his homecoming shows just over this weekend. You went to the first night. Did you feel away about not being at the second night? - Yes and no, because I felt, at first it was like, I think the one person I would really want to see was Chief Keith. That was like, that's great. - Well, he's coming here. - Yeah, but that was in that moment though. That's great. That's very Chicago. It's somebody that grew up in Chicago. That's like, very Chicago for me. I like the concert. It was like, I've never seen, 'cause I don't like big concerts. And I decided to go to that like three hours before. It was just like, I don't know, I'm bored. I'm gonna go do something. And that was like the most locked in I've seen people. Like people were like locked in from the beginning to the end of the concert. And it was like a, it was almost like a karaoke 'cause everybody knew every word. There was something. Sometimes he was playing some songs that I didn't know. That's when I sat my eyes down. There was some shit from the newer albums. A little, like, he started doing his little dance and just told me to play that one. Yes, I don't know, I don't know. I would say Kanye, it's obviously he's very controversial. But I think his mind is one of those things where it's like, he's very artistic. And I think that was one of the most visually pleasing like shows I've seen. Because I think it made it where there was no bad seat in the house. Like, I had some pretty good seats. I was right before the ground, I didn't want to stand up. So I was like, right, the seats right before the GA standing ones. And I thought I was at perfect spot. But I also was like, I saw other people's perspective from like a lot higher up, like far back, like far, far back, like nosebleeds. And he didn't tell him about you, hurray. Hurray was there too. But yeah, hurray was a little bit further than that. What I was. And his view look good. If you look good. So it's just like one of those shows where it's like, visually, like he put time and effort into the show. Yeah, for it to be sold out, both nights, people were kind of surprised. Because you know, with all the controversial things that he said. And that was kind of the one of the reasons where I was like a little iffy about going. But I was like, I just don't know. It was just like one of those things where it was like, you didn't want backlash? No, it wasn't even the backlash. Because it was sold out, you mean? That it was more about a whatever. If there was any type of friction that would have stopped me from going, I would have already stopped going. If it wasn't a smooth process getting the tickets and then finally, I would have just like, okay, I'll just miss it. But since it was so smooth, I was going to give this some tickets. There's some people that it took them an hour to get out of there. Yeah. Or it took me 38 minutes to get there. So their feel is terrible. Yeah, I heard. I think, but also, I think people watched the Kanye. Yeah, I got a deal with social media. No, I mean, we can't do social media. I'm not going to, they're not going to be there for long. So, that's true. In my opinion, Indiana. But every time I go, it's really crazy there. But I think people will be locked into the Kanye stuff because you can honestly be within, like, obviously, everything from the Chicago tour was put on social media. Yeah. But you can honestly be standing there and he can do anything. Because think of how many clips that we have of Kanye at concerts, while and out saying something, it could be positive, it could be negative, it could be controversial. And to be in the midst of somebody like, "Oh, I might be witness in history." Yeah. And being with, I think that's why so many people gravitate to Jay-Z and Kanye shows also, because I think people are going to concerts more now and like, "Oh, this person might bring this person out." And the bigger the artist, the bigger the person that they can bring out. So I was looking at Jay-Z, who Jay-Z brought out, and that would cost a regular artist millions of dollars to get that many people in there. Whereas Kanye or Jay-Z, they either have the budget for it, or a lot of people are doing it for a favor, a smaller fee, just to be on Kanye's stage and just to bless him with his presence because they're friends and stuff. So I just think that's why people are more locked into his stuff. It's just like all that aspect and run, like, you literally have to watch his whole concert and listen to him talk. And he has hits. - Yeah, he has. - Like hits, hits, hits, hits, hits. So he was like, "Hit after, hit after, hit." Hits that you know, like, the worst. 'Cause like, usually I, this is probably the biggest concert I've gone to. Like, I've seen, I've said this before, I've gone to the St. John concert, like twice. And the first time, he probably had like a thousand, they, less than a thousand, maybe 500 people in there. And this is when he was just kind of coming up. So I usually go to like a lot of indie artists' type of shows. And this is like the first one, 'cause I don't want to sound bougie, but usually it's like, if it's like a big artist, if I don't have good seats or somebody didn't, like, I don't, one of those things has to happen. I don't want to go 'cause I don't want to sit so far and just watch the jungle trying the whole time. - And be around people that's too fanned out. It's like that. It's like, you know what I'm saying? And just like, they not even enjoy the music. People in the back just be screaming at shit. Like, they can't hear the music, but like, "Ah, yay!" That's why I never go out to another Rob Wave concert. I was getting hit in the head with girls, holding their phones in a selfie video. - No fans. But I'm not going no Rob Wave and no young boy concerts for me. - I ain't gonna go to Rob Wave. - No, no, no. - It was a dope show. - I'm saying like, I'm sitting like all the way back because like, they got some hardcore fans that know all day song. And I'm not trying to hear the nigga behind me perform. I came here for Rob Wave, not a little TJ in the back, singing every fucking song with his shirt off and shit like that. Like, I'm good on you. - No, I get that makes the experience so much better though. - Yeah. - When he did, he brought out "Twister" - "Two Chains." - "Two Chains," "Big Sean," - "Big Future." - Yeah, "Future." And I thought I was like, "Oh, that's shit, it's fire." I was like, "But then I started to think I was like, "Wait, who are they gonna bring out for "Night 2" then?" 'Cause like, first thing I told Pat was like, 'cause when I saw "Night 2," I was like, "Oh, they didn't have "Twister." Like, "Twister was very nostalgic for me." So when I saw him come, I was like, "I was like, that's fire." But then I was like, "Oh, they had "Twister 2." That's "Twister" Chief Keeve. Kid Cuddy, I was like, "What the fuck?" - Kid Cuddy was crazy, I thought they would never work together again. So I was just like, "A literal festival lineup for "One Night." - That was, it was crazy. I don't know, like, people were mad about Kid Cuddy for giving Kanye stuff like that. - I love him, Big Sean too. - Yeah, but he was talking crazy, but I don't know the relationship behind the scenes. - I always say like, that's why I judge people on the show. Like when we have like men and women call in and they talking about getting revenge on somebody, you hear how detailed and angry they sound, which always makes you believe like, you would reconsole it if things went right. And like, I don't know if that's where "Reconsoleulate" is that the word? - I was gonna let you go, it is. - Is "Reconsoleate" a word? Hey, Siri, I don't think so. - Reconsole? - It's got "Reconsoleation." - Reconsoleation. - Reconsoleation. - Reconcyle. - Start all over. (laughing) - I knew we should leave it in. - I know we should leave it in. It's okay, we all make mistakes. Come on. - Okay. - No, no, no, no. Reconcyle. - Yeah. - My bad. (laughing) - My stoop. (laughing) - Me as well. - I think it's good for the guys to reconcile all of their differences. And I've been seeing that happen more often lately, even with "Chance the Rapper" and "Vigmenza" coming together and hashing things out. But I don't know, I think it's just interesting. And I was gonna ask you guys this question because I've seen some people who were kind of upset that a lot of people were going and that, you know, kid, cutie, and big Sean made up with Kanye and all these other things just because he said some crazy stuff about people. But is there anything that you feel like your friend can do to make you never be friends with them again, even if they apologize? So for example, what he said about Jay-Z's kids, do you think Jay-Z will ever be like, okay, I forgive you. - Kids are a tough one. - Let's hop back out together. - It depends on, and it depends on sometimes with and then. It's not us, it depends on who around us is offended. - Like if your girl is? - Yeah, I see in so many situations where a guy didn't got into it with his friend and it's just like something like, hey, we talk like that to each other, but my mom heard you this time. And my mom offended by what she said and my mom would never fuck with you again and my mom don't fuck with you. I can't fuck with you, or if it's my girl don't fuck with you, I can't fuck with you. So it's just about like, so that could be something that, you know, Jay-Z would have been like, hey man, I know what Kanye was on. I know how he is. He got high, I've been there before, but it could be Beyonce like, no, he talked about my babies and that cool, that's who put depression on you. And when a woman, when you're a significant other, put that pressure on you, ain't no going back. It's over because you were in that house so she basically calling you a bitch if you don't stand on business and that's your woman. I've definitely forgiven people for doing like shit to me, but it's like, you know that when people say I forgive, but I'll never forget, but our relationship is never going to be the same. It's just like, we're not beefing. Like if I see you out in public, they're very cordial, shake up, what up bro? I'm not really asking how you're doing and stuff like that, but I don't know, it definitely situates. The kids want to be a little bit rough for me, 'cause I don't know, kids are like, if it's just about me and it's just me, like my circle, like you could say, whatever you want about me. But like when it's like people you love, it's like, but then you can say like, oh well, he was having mental health issues. That's why he said what he said. - But I think it's because of you. - It's just because it's that cycle, I'm like. - Box nigga, that's what it is at the end of the day. That's like, first we got a squabble and then like see like how I feel about that. - If you win. - If I win, huh? - If you win? - I don't know when. - I'm just saying, if I lose the squabble, we're still not friends. - Oh no, no, no. - What is it? - What is it? - It's a fuck. - Like, oh, it's the fuck you nigga. - But I can fight. - But I feel like when it, when it are losing, when somebody disrespects you is not the mango. Because like somebody could disrespect you, and you punched them five times in a knock you out, right? But they, they disrespected you and you did what you could, could do about it. Like you might have got knocked out, but you did. You didn't. - I don't want to fight nobody. - No, I don't want to fight nobody either, but I'm just saying like, if you get disrespected and you disrespect my kids and stuff like that, we can't be around each other, unless you say that shit to my face when we both can't get in trouble. That's the thing, like, if I was Jay-Z that I don't want to, I hate him when I'm below. If I was such and such, but I'm just saying like, that would be my problem. And just like, when the disrespect is in public, then the apology got to be in public too. Like, it got to be something like, you got to go out your way, bro. Like, that shit. - Yeah, ain't no way. - But we just never know what happens behind us. - But yeah, we don't know who, who said what, or what happened. - Like, do I believe, do I believe this was kid cutie and Kanye's first time, like they just talk maybe a week ago and we're like, "Hey, I forgive you," or "Let's reconcile," but I got a show next week. Kind of, it feels awkward. I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so either. So, I think they just got-- I also don't know, though. Two weeks ago. Big Sean too? Yep. I think, I think-- He was just saying about Big Sean? Oh, drink champs. Yeah, he said like, I wish I wouldn't ever sign. Yeah, he grabbed the R.P. like, it was R.P. sign and they're like a tombstone or a brave stone. And he said, "I want people to write on my tombstone. Big Sean was the worst decision I ever made." But the thing is, if Kanye can't rap that good and produce that good, you don't think that he's really good at getting under people's skin. Like, some people are just really fucking good at knowing what to say that will fuck you over. This year's host, he was off his meds. Yeah, he was off his meds. But again, it's just a cycle of him doing that. It kind of like makes people a little bit more hand-boughted. And I think honestly, a lot of the thing that he always has on the side is just nostalgia. Like, if he was telling me, like, to be honest, if it was like, we're doing a concert and it's only going to play stuff from Bully and all those other new albums, I'd have been like, "I'm okay." Yeah, right. And see, that's why I feel like he's one of those cases where I don't know if he can ever truly be canceled because people love the old Kanye so much. Look how old he is. You're going to have to take the old Kanye with the new Kanye. Look how long it took people to cancel our Kelly. And how long they. I'm just saying though, but look how long it took him to people to cancel. I mean, they do. And look what it took him to do. Like, he had to do some unforgivable shit. Like, some. He can't even apologize about some shit like that because it's like. Certain groups are still playing our Kelly. No, they're playing them, but I'm just saying. But some people like to think they do the. I separate the artists from the music. The music, yeah. Like, I'm not going to lie. I was playing a wonderful Ja Rule and Shanti and our Kelly was on the song as well. That's one of my favorite songs, but I really like Ja Rule. Did you turn it off? You turned it off as soon as he came on. No, I didn't. We didn't want to happen to give us. No, I didn't. I didn't turn it off. Let's see. I want some cookies. All right. Somebody said it for real release happy today. We would have walked his ass. That's me. Now, there's some songs that came out at the right time. Now, that song came out at the right time. I've got a lot of that song that pissed me off right now. It's still like cold, though. Was that. When did that song come out? You guys got that song? I had to. I don't want to guess. I want to guess. I want to guess collids for sure. I was like 20. I think 20. 11 happy. I'm gonna say, let me say, let me say, I'm thinking 20. 11. 16. Come on. Would you say, Mike? 2014. Oh, Mike is the closest. What did you say? I said, 2018. No. Is it 15? 2013. I said 2011. I know. I remember. That's close, though. November 21, 2011. 2013. Three years ago. There's no three years ago. 13, sorry. That's 23. What the fuck? That is a long time ago. It doesn't seem that long because I have vivid memories from those times. So it doesn't seem as long. But yeah, that song definitely was that 10 more than 10 years now, right? Yeah, 13 years. That shit. Yeah, go back. That shit when it came out. So the day shot, love mug shot got revealed at the 49ers bus, which was crazy. This is my first time ever seeing him without a headband. Holy fuck. I got a big forehead, but fuck. They somebody said they took this nigga 49ers headband off whole time. It's a damn semolian, like a Scooby-Doo podcast. This is some. They do. He do looks like Somalian, though. No, no, no. Oh, yeah, my bad. Somalian. That's a Somalian. What's that wine tasting person? One of my biggest rage baits is someone responding to the least important part of what I said. I feel like that's what guys do a lot of the time. No, no, both sides do it. And so guys do it. We do it like, I think guys do it on purpose and women do it unconsciously. Yeah, they care about the details more. So they're going to like subconsciously. Yeah, subconsciously. We fucked the dictionary. Hey, we come over. No, we don't apologize. We don't apologize. No, because people, because people that graduate college, though, can't, I can read literacy. Man, I got a great college graduate college, had my own company. Red, red, red, red a lot. Man, I'm not about to sit up here and take this year from the manager for the game. Oh, it was back to blue. We almost bought a shirt like crazy. So I'll take it off podcast topics and bring it on the car. No, I'm going to do it. They go get carried once somebody come in with a refund. I'll be going to get the badger. Keep it coming. You got one. No, I'm saying no, they got me ready to say something about it. No, you look like you make a mean that shift schedule. DeMaria, you will be in that's racist. Oh, my God. I told you. No, we just had a racist dude on here. Um, okay. Uh, last one. Not tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. Okay. This one says she blocked me, but blocks are used to build homes. I think she wants a future with me. Oh, my God. Okay. This one says she blocked me. She's trying to stop me from stalking her and getting arrested. She cares for me. It's delusion. And my favorite Twitter week. Uh, it was a picture of, uh, exhibit, um, from what was the show pit my right? Um, also a great rapper, uh, exhibit shows off his new custom rose voice. It was like a all black rose voice with the orange and white interior shit look crazy. And, um, somebody said why he ain't putting no fish tank in a center console like he did everybody else. And, um, I just think it's funny that they used to do some shit like that. They just be like, uh, MRI machine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a nurse and they put like a whole instead of putting a convertible in here. We know how you've been dealing with cancer. So we actually gave you a cascan but no, the one that I fucked up, I think I seen one. It was just like, uh, yo. So we saw you had your grandmother ashes in the console. So you know, the stars and the ceiling, you looking at? No, it was a smooth one. Oh, okay. Put his grandma ashes in the stars. That's great. No, but they used to do some while shit on there. They used to end it, but it was so as younger people, that shit was fired to me. Mm-hmm. I was like, but I was also like a realist to back then because I was like, I just wouldn't want to car that loud. But I was just because I used to have like the green car with the neon like the flames and shit on it. I'm like, I'm okay on the paint job. But everything else in on the inside. No, nobody from pin my ride lived in the hood. They had to. I've seen it. Like, your shit is getting took the next day. But they were saying that do you see that thing that came out? They were saying that, um, it was like, uh, some of those cars never really, they weren't functional. Like, yeah, just for the show. Like some of them were like, it was to a car show and just show it off. Not some of them, you couldn't even drive off the premise. It was just for the show. They came and just fucked it. It's like, we're going to offer your car for the, the thing like none of them were like actual use. But some beef there. A lot of the cars was fucking busted when they were like, nobody was coming in with like the new Honda or BMW or some shit. It was always some like broke down piece of shit and some of them had to modify it. That's one of my questions to hide. That's why some of them I just questioned their hygiene. Like some of their cars are like disgusting. No, that was crazy. We were just talking about room raiders, uh, or on one of the other colors and shit like that. You you ever heard a room raiders before? Yeah. Where they used to like go in each other room. And like, I never got, I used funding because I grew up and I never like got the stiff sock joke. I used to always think stiff socks meant this nigga is so stinky that his sock went stiff. So you know, stiff socks mean like, no, this nigga was using his sock as like a comrade and it hardened up. People like and people would like hold it up and I never knew that. So like they would drop like little puns like that. And I was a youngest hill watching that show and I'd be like, what the fuck? They pull out the blue light. That's the type of shit I love. I'm like American pie and shit. Oh yeah, American pie. Yeah. We just aging ourselves. I don't know where American pie. Just yesterday I was watching MTV cribs like some throwback ones just randomly on YouTube. And it's so crazy how some a lot of those homes were fake. Yeah, they weren't their houses. They didn't even own them. Yeah. Oh, that shit. But the man was the realest one. Red man red man. That's what I watched that one last night too. That's great. No, we we need a person. Hey, I'm not going to lie, y'all. If you in a Milwaukee area, we looking for like a computer person that to come help us in studio to make sure we say in the right words. And Google it on time. We need a fact checker, we hiring, we don't we pay competitive rates. You know, even yes, we do, because we're not competing with nobody. Our shit competitive. Like we're dragging it to college. you do every time we don't make a competitive race if you if you don't me I'm not you you got you got money I mean the money that we donate it any who shut up to me I make 25k year so I really love his pot I'm doing a shit I love doing a shit for the love I can't even pay rent like when I walk out of here maybe like do y'all got a rent for the studio I'm like no but listen to listen to a caller all right well that's been the podcast make sure you guys go to crash dummies live.com get all your show tickets patreon's half off get your tickets make sure you guys follow us follow us on all social platforms what we should give them damn where's that list that there's like there's there's not that many tickets like so for New York there's like there's literally barely any tickets left if you come to New York DC we don't know but Boston pick it up there's a couple more tickets left y'all better hurry up too but New York well I tell you have you ain't got your ticket probably you probably not seeing that home hang on why you might not see that bitch what's it um yeah follow everybody link in description I appreciate y'all if some of y'all going to bed right now good night if you just sign your morning good morning but if you sleep