CAN WE SURVIVE HIGH SCHOOL? -You Should Know Podcast-

- If you shut up and let me-- (door slams) - What is the fraction 3/5 represented as a decimal? - You know, my people went through a thing for a while, 3/5 is a hard fraction for us. - So I declined to answer that one. - Are you stupid? Like, genuinely, look at yourself. Ask yourself, am I dumb? Am I dumb? - Yeah! - The Helen Keller top card just got sold into a sign. Okay, if it's under $5,000, I'll buy it right now. - I swear to God. - He's buying. (upbeat music) - The Usino Podcast. - Hey everybody, welcome back to Usino Podcast. Every so 2/16, we got co-hosts, camp, back in the studio. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Nice, hanga, hanga, what in the snake skin? 2009 collectibles out of the little gumball machine that you have on your wrist. - What is that? - It's what is that, that is snake skin. That's plastic and snakes, there's money signs on it. - Yes, this is-- - What is that? - The million dollar championship belt. This is the million dollar championship belt. Now to our, it's a collectible wrist piece. - It's the slap one. - It's a slap one. - It's a slap one, yeah, it's a, it snaps on. Slaps on. I've been wearing it every day. - For what? - It's a collectible. - Exactly, collect it, you store it. - You don't wear it every day. - Well, this is, okay, so-- - You own Rolexes, and you're wearing a snap on collectible snakes skin money in the, what money in the bank ladder match? - It's a million dollar championship belt. - What championship, what, like honestly, what-- - When did that debut? I don't remember. - I don't remember. I've never seen that with my mind. - Well, I think it came and went. I think it was for a specific thing and then it went away. And now that is bad ball knowledge of me not knowing when it's very bad ball knowledge. - Very bad ball knowledge. - But so basically, I don't know what it is. Recently, I've been getting into collectibles. And like, I think it's, that's fine. - It's come from my trading card thing that we're gonna get in. - Yeah. - Yeah, we're gonna get in the trading card. - We're gonna be scalpers and take all your kids fun. Have more bankroll than you. - See, God don't like ugly. - God don't like ugly. That's not true. I'm not gonna do that. But I've been like, ugh, I messed up. You get it out. - Oh, okay, real dry. - Yeah, okay, no, I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna take it from your children either. But we'll talk about it later. But it's one of the, recently I've been becoming a kid again. It's, dude, it's so fun. - It's so good. - It's so fun though. - It's so underrated. I think it's because I watched the Michael Jackson biopic. And like, he's like bubbles. Bubbles. - And he was in his room. - With bubbles. - See that girl. - No, that's not Michael Jackson. - That is Michael Jackson. - He just went like country, that girl. - You're at the end when you're hitting girls. - No, no, no, no. That's how he doesn't like a little molasses on it. Like Southern Georgia. - That's how he says it in the song. - Michael Jackson's very, he, he, he. - Oh, you don't know Michael Jackson, boy. - No, I don't know. - Look at Dariel, Dariel's very upset. - No, I know, I know Michael had some sweat. - Why, why, tell him that it's human nature. Why, why, he, they do me that way. - And then in that song, he goes, "See that girl." - Like just like that. I mean, that is a, a spot on impression. - Good, is that really good? I wish I knew to where I could see. - That girl, no, it's gonna be on TikTok. - See that girl. - Yeah, wait, so he was, he was too white. - I've always been that way. - Like what way? - Like Michael Jackson. - Kind of, he, he. - Tell me about it. - No. - No, he's an innocent man. - So I've always been the guy that's like into my inner child. I'm open about liking high school musical. - Yes. - I'm open about liking comic books. - Yes. - Without liking like sci-fi stuff, I've always been that way. But I think the pressures of adulthood and society have tamed me for a while. - I, I agree. And I also think it was your mild and acute case of bullying. 'Cause I think you made fun of me for a lot of things that fall into this same little channel. - I don't think so. I think that is a narrative that got passed around that I made fun of you for your Yu-Gi-O, but I do not think I actually did. - Oh, choke me in ruin my life. Oh my god, yes you did. - You're out of your mind. - I did not. Hey bro, enjoy sorting through your obelisk, the tormentor. I'm going to get some oops, girls. Did y'all hear that? Yeah, he's playing Yu-Gi-O. Anyway, let's go get in the car. Get the four locos. And I was just like, "Go through the car." - I think it was the Yu-Gi-O part of it. And I was like, there was no value in the cards that you were doing at the time. I think that's what I was talking about. - Oh, I mean, I mean, when swing goes full circle, it has to be the most rich feeling ever. You're over here. I mean, rip in bowman packs, you're pulling a Lamar Jackson. (laughing) And now you're fully invested. And you didn't see the vision before the TikTok lives. You didn't see the vision. It's not before ripping became a thing. You didn't, oh, you, oh my god. You probably couldn't even have named. You probably legitimately could not name three Pokemon before Logan Paul started doing Logan Paul stuff. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, it's not that I didn't see the vision. I saw the vision, obviously. I was, it's the gateway to entry. I was just like, I'm not sure if I want to get into that. But I got into it, but can I get through this and then we can get to the cards? I want to talk about cards in a little bit. - I need you to get that off. And that's why I need you to get through it. You need to get that letter of your wrist. - I've literally kept this on for a whole week straight. - That wasn't on like 10 minutes ago. - Well, because I wanted to put it on in front of y'all for the first time here. 'Cause y'all would have talked to me down and like tried to talk me out of it before we recorded. - Okay, now I have a question. - Y'all would have called me all kinds of slayers and derogatory knobs. - Oh, okay. - Hey, especially, Robby, look, he's trying to hold it back right now. - Look at that hatred. - He's said, oh, look at that. - No, now, okay, now, now you're immediately going to insult me, which it's very well deserved. - Can I possibly get one way with it? Can I get one try with it? - No, all right, please just hold it. - No, you can collect them. - Okay, can I get one with it? - Can I let you snap it on me? - Yeah, and that'll be my one way. - That's a nice, I have a fun. It's so sad to find it. - I've been getting into-- - It was just soft. - I want it back. - Oh, you want it back now? - Yes, you can slap it on me. - Oh, I thought I was going to get more than four seconds. - No, yeah, that's all so long you last anyway. - Oh, that's true. - So, I watched the Michael Jackson movie and I think it brought that part back in my brain where it was like, why am I not enjoying this shit? I actually enjoy. Like, I love animated shows. - There you go. - I love all this stuff. I love nerdy, almost kiddie shit. Like, I've always liked this. - I should. - And then so, I was like, and I've worked into a position of life where I can afford to, you know, really enjoy the habits and the hobbies and stuff that I like. So, I went to Walmart and they have, not mad by the way, they have these belts and like a sealed, collectible thing. So, you can't see what belt you're getting. There's a bunch of different belts. - Oh boy, there it is. - And the top two belts that are hardest to find, like the rare and the super rare, are the heavyweight championship belt and then it's the Roman reigns, like addition-- - Tribal. - Universal WWE Championship belt. And so, I pulled this and this is the first one I got and I word around all day. I went to a doctor's appointment with this on. - What did the doctor say? - They asked me if I wanted a sucker afterwards. - But what is this thing you're doing? What is this finger thing? Just go with the fist. - See, that's what I'm saying. You're talking me down off of what I like. - I don't think that has anything to do with childlike, though. That's just a weird little niche you're doing. That's a weird thing. - What you call me? - niche. - You can pick your poison, niche or niche. But it's saying that I've been really getting into my childhood stuff. - It feels great. - Yeah, and I can't say you did put me on the trading cards. - Oh boy. - You did finally convert me to start it and we can talk about that. I mean, we have absolutely just been spent. - I have spent a grotesque amount of money on trading cards and I posted this on my story and so many people commented welcome to the dark side. - Oh, it is the dark side but is it not, I mean, it's like doing, it's like doing something you know you're not supposed to but you just get a brush. - It's a lottery ticket. - Oh. - It's gambling dopamine. - It's got that look. - But you can keep the lottery ticket afterwards. - You don't just throw it away. It doesn't go right to the trash. - Yeah. - You can even sell it back in bulk. I got a spot up in Carrollton. - Oh, wow. - I sell in bulk. They buy it a foot, one foot is $2. - Dude, it's the best ever. So I've been getting into trading cards and I've really enjoyed this hobby. And me and Cam have really bonded. Like we've kind of re-started our relationship, yeah. It feels like college again. - It feels good. - We sat around my kitchen table and we were just like just ripping, having fun. - Ripping, talking. - Boys being boys. - Yeah. - The girls kind of ruined it. - They did. - They were just a killjoy. They don't understand it. It's like, oh, you go get your nails that you switch every time so you can take a picture like this, holding a matcha that's overpriced that you don't like because it tastes like earth. - Yeah. - Watch it's good. - Depending on what you get to matcha drinkers. Matcha by itself. Now, when you go, ooh, can I get the honey lavender matcha with vanilla cream in a swirl of caramel, please? Yeah, 70 grams of sugar, anything doesn't taste good. You get a 70 gram sugar-covered pizza doc. It's gonna taste good. - I can honestly say that. - Can I get dog poop with caramel, whipped cream, oat milk, and vanilla? And it's like, oh, that's a nice treat. - I can honestly say there's not a matcha I've never liked. I've liked every single matcha that's ever touched my tongue. - Okay, okay. Mister, or do you, the inventor of matcha, give steak in matcha? - No, I think that's the Japanese. - Okay, be careful, you fact check. Is that correct? - I think so. I think it's a Japanese thing. - If you took actual matcha with no additives in your house, you just ordered a bag of matcha. And, yeah, and you made it in a cool little bowl. - You would not like it. - Yes, I would. I have and I do like it. I genuinely like matcha. Now, it's an acquired taste. It's like a beer. You remember when you were 13 and you tried your first beer? Oh, no, I didn't try my first beer. It was about 18. (clapping) Oh yeah, I mean, oh no, oh no. My specialty drink at 13 was an energy drink. drink. You know, I heard my houses. It was more okay for me to try a beer before it was to monster energy. You're like, they're like, "Beer, yeah, you can just, you can sip wine in front of me." I tried an engine drink, they're like, "No, like I put it down, boy!" Your mom's like, "No, but a pinkie ain't no like, can you get that, get that feeling up there." You crack a monster, just the crack, your dad's like, "No, no way is it." Bro, my first, I mean, wow, this is talked about reminiscing, my first time ever trying an energy drink. I was probably like, "10." And it was, "Why were you drinking energy drinks at 10?" It was at my friend's house, and I saw my dad drink like, six a day. So I was like, "Oh, dude, he was working hard, bro. I used to work, I mean, I love my father, I respect him. That's some of it that worked hard, bro. I didn't see my own dad, like with parents or together, not a split household. I didn't see my father except on the weekends from age like five to 10. And he had to come home. Oh, yeah. And then he came home to me, just a big-headed goblin. He used to say, "I want to play Bakugha." I was like, "I choose you!" Yeah, he's like, "Get away. He's like, aren't you supposed to be asleep?" Oh, dude, I used to fall asleep because I'd lay down with my mom, because dad was gone working. I'd lay down with my mom. We'd watch a show. I'd fall asleep. And instead of like him just, "Eh, I get to sleep." But instead of him like, "Oh, that's my son and my wife laying in the bed. I'll creep in there with him." He'd lay back like this, "Hey, get out of my seat. You're making a hot." He's like, "I just worked a 16-hour day. Get out of my bed." He's like, "Go to your own room. Don't turn the TV on. Go to sleep." But the drink, yeah. The first time I tried was at my friend's house. That David's house. He had an older brother that was like a collegiate athlete. And he had the rock star energy drinks. They were in there. So one off the name alone, I thought, "I drink this. I immediately get like, shaped." You're like, "I'm going to be cool." 100%. So we took it one day. You would have thought we were drinking like, like, tequila. We took this energy drink. We're checking our shoulders. We shut the garage, so no bystanders can see it. We were like, "Oh, just off the crack." Oh, dude, that's got to be a part of the rush. I've never heard that sound before. The diet coke doesn't make that much of a pop. Oh, and then we split. Me, David and his brother, we split one rock star energy drink. Three ways. You, I mean, the placebo effect. It could have been real, though. It could have been the 80 milligrams. That could have been my first time in my life. I hit caffeine. Yeah. We were, I mean, we went upstairs and invented a game called Blankets Fall Down the Stairs. We literally wrapped ourself in a blanket and just jumped down the stairs. No, no, you can't give a bunch of middle-class white kids energy drinks. Oh, yeah. The age of 10, 11, no, no. But yeah, it was un. I thought I was probably. That is equivalent. No, I'm not going to say that on the internet. No, that's what? That's probably in adult. The way I felt in that moment is like an adult hitting a different hard-next level, you know what? Now a day. For the first time. Oh, I literally, I was, I was, I was here in colors. I was, it was always, it was wicked. I can't remember the first time I had it. No, I was actually, now that I'm thinking it, it wasn't okay for me to drink energy drinks as a kid. Like, they let me try alcohol, which is probably led me down the road. No, it's true. Like, they were like, yes, you can sip this and try it in front of me because you're not going to like it. But I think they knew that I would like energy drinks because I mean, I did, I mean, I, I mean, I still do. But they were worried, my parents were worried about the wrong thing because I think I've told this years ago on the podcast, but we had this big cabinet at the bottom of my pantry. I mean, like a storage, like a big storage tub almost. And it was like, like, like, like 10 gallon, like it was filled to the brim of sweet and low, like sweet and low packets. I don't know why we needed so much sweet and low analysis. But I remember I was a kid. I would go down stairs all the time. I would sneak. I was on my tiptoes. I would sneak. And I would go down there and I would just rip sweet and low packets for hours. And I'd leave out once I was satiated off the artificial sugar, getting satiated off sweet and low is a, that is a new low. Dude, it was, but that was my thing. Like that was what you be on a, like, would you get a little sugar high? I don't think so. I think I've got tummy ache. You're just doing that to go back upstairs, flip through your comic books, braid your own hair, and then have a tummy ache. That's what you're doing. And I think I got caught. And my mom was like, Peyton, like, you should not be eating. He's like, that can give you cancer. And I was like, I'm willing to die behind this. Need it. You should know podcast. We need to get to the bottom. Why did your mom have an industrial, like, she robbed a Kroger at that point with that much sweet and low. I think she threw a party for 3,000 people. We would, we would steal it from like places like restaurants. Like my parents were like, the, the best thieves in the greater Austin area. Like I swear to God, me and my family would go out to eat. And if there was a fucking plate, my mom liked, she's like, that plate's coming home. We had so many restaurants plates. I have never understood, understood those people. Be understood just the straight up boldness to steal, but not like a thing, like a, a salt shaker. They're like, I'm taking the plate. Yeah. Then I just ate the enchiladas on. Oh, no, she would get a new plate. She was like, I have a secondary plate to eat this on and shoot that plate. That's our home plate. That's coming home with us. She would go out of the way to ask for another plate. Yeah. Knowing she's going to steal it. Well, she would say, I like this plate. Obviously, you're not going to put a dirty plate on Michael Korsback. Are you crazy? That's her Michael. That's her MK. Michael Kors in 2008 was like, Oh my god. Louis Vuitton. Oh, yeah. Michael Korsis has an eight. Oh, it was. And so, oh my god. God forbid, there was a good drinking glass like a good cup. She loved the cups. I mean, you would open our, our, our cabinets. Are you be like, am I at Mika's scene, huh? We would only have the plastic ones from like Dickie's barbecue. Yes, but those were the ones you're supposed to do. No, we were stealing like, like, like, good. Is there are these restaurants not catching on? Oh, the woman at table 12. She asked for secondary plate. You go back. There's only one plate. Where did the plate go? Oh, let me not just put that on my mom. I think my dad was probably like the one of it too. But then I started getting into it at a young age. I was stealing silverware. And then there you go. But I mean, little black sheep, the little black sheep of the family. Careful. No, okay, that's nothing. There's nothing to do with your skin. Your family's black. Except your dad. Yeah, but like there's taking plates. They're taking nice cups. Maybe a solid shaker that looks like a rooster. And you go, that was a good fork. I want that fork. I think you would be surprised how many people steal from restaurants. No, I know, I know it's like, it's not like this underground society. But I've just never understood like, I get, well, that is that baffles me a second plate. I'm a take it. It's so nice. I'm a steal your right here right now. I was always under the guys of how do you like you, you wipe the enchiladas. Yeah, completely kill your plate. First off, if you want to steal from restaurant, you got to go in very hungry. Yeah, you can't leave any evidence. You can't leave any food. Well, I suppose you're going to a restaurant hungry. No, but like really, bro, the amount of people that go to restaurants, you used to do this. Oh my god, you just sparked something. What do I do? You used to go to restaurants as a group, we would all go, you would eat an eighth of your plate and be like, that's good, y'all. That's good. And you would just sit there. I couldn't, I couldn't finish food. It was a, I think it was a, I couldn't do it. Finish is a, that's a finished line. You're not even sniffing. I'm pretty sure. You couldn't even spit you, you, you taste test. You buy an $18, $19 meal to taste test it. You go, potatoes, a little salty. Oh, that's actually really good. I'm done. Like, I was like, what do you, my plates aren't even out yet. Yeah. That's not bad napkin over it. Yeah. Dude, I don't know what that is, but then I went to the whole other spectrum. I was eating and I started turning the camp. Kinney to where I was eating other people's plates. I've never gotten to the full point you got to. We're on the way out of the restaurant. You were picking off people's plates. That, okay. Now, that's a real **** story. Like, we were walking out of a restaurant. One time in camp and like, you know, there's tables that people just left and they, their food's on. They're like, the buster's still haven't come. Can't be like, they haven't touched it yet. Why can't I eat it? Bro, they didn't touch it. It was an unscathed, untouched. You're barbaric. That's barbaric. No, it wasn't touched at all. Yeah. If we were on the streets and someone went to Chick-fil-A, they ate their meal and then they dropped their Chick-fil-A back at the very top of the trash can. And there was an entire number two with Pepper Jack unscathed. You would eat that? If we were on the streets, I'd eat a rat. Oh, if we were on the streets, we were homeless. Yes. You're saying that if we're homeless, I think you would do that. You're just if you're hungry enough now. Now, if I was hungry enough and I physically saw someone go, oh, if he made it known, oh, there's a number two, didn't touch it, thrown it away. I'd get in that trash can and get, yeah. Kim, there has to be a point, bro. I don't think so. I think it's more impressive that I stand 10 toes down and I'm not changing who I am. You know, that's fine that you're very like confident who you are. So we're Nazis, but that doesn't make it right. You know, speaking of I think we're a bit different me and the Nazis. I think we're just a tad off. I think we're a tad not a line. Yeah, all right. Hope so. Speaking of Nazis and trading cards. What? You pulled a hollow Hitler? No. But did you see that a Helen Keller top card just got sold for $3,000 in a sign? Okay, okay. First first thing that comes to my mind. What the set of cards does Helen Keller belong to? What collection is that? Topses tops. Topses tops. Topses tops is the brand. Yeah, I don't know. And then it's like tops 2526 NBA. Did you just say survive? You just say it. You just say it. That's crazy. That is the wrong thing but we did it again! We did it again! Helen Kelley should have survived anything that's Anne Frank! Who the fuck is Helen Kelley? No, can we put that down? Who is that? No, no, no, no. No, somebody write it down. We need a deep, we need a deep hell. Helen Kelley. I know Helen Kelley was blind to death, but wasn't she running from people? No, I don't think so. So she had Helen Kelley had no option. I think Helen Kelley flew a fucking plane. No, she did not! I know that's Amelia Earhart. I know that. We're not doing a trifecta. And she wrote a book. And I'm saying she apparently flew. She co-piled her to plane flying. Okay. And if you look, look it up. If you look at Helen Kelley's top card, they just sold. It was an auto. What? She did not. You could say it on me. Great pinmanship. Great pin. She said. No, it's not even signed. It's like in just regular like. Oh, it's not her. It's fake. Propaganda. It's over 3,000. It went through the verification check. What? I mean, what collection is she a part of? Lucy. Look, I'll show you. A Helen Kelley. Top's auto card. It tops. What? Who else can you pull from that set? Top's tweeted it. Here. Put this picture on the screen. This is it. Doesn't it look like. Oh, no. So, dude. They are f---ed up. Dude, this is not. That's not okay. Top's. Whoever owns Top's is. They're doing some. What? What? This looks like my four year. My five year old nephew drew this. This is not. Yeah, and she was blind and deaf. I understand that. So, like. I. I get that. Dude, nice picture. Don't try to autograph it. It was her. That's super messed up. That's. Like, what if. Just because she's blinded, like. I understand that's where her fans run. But why would you make her do. Pim and shit. Bro, stich out. Get her beautiful picture of her. Make. Put her thumbprint some ink. Stop it. That's wrong. Thumb that thing. That's wrong, bro. Thumb her own card. Stop it. That's not wrong. That's more right than this. It's wrong because Stevie Wonder was just at the Michael Jackson movie premiere. Yeah. So, he should he not go? Should he not go? That's different. How is it different? Because he can hear. He can hear. Yeah. She can hear. She can write. She can't see her here, but her hands work. So then I go, who's to say someone didn't print out her will? And say, I get everything you've ever owned on the beneficiary. Write this at your top's auto. Oh, wait. You can't even hear what I'm saying. That's f***ing good. You're a bad person. That's not a bad person. That's me being cheated. I think it makes the card more. It makes it unique as hell. Exactly. So that's why you should want the card more. I'm gonna buy that Helen Keller top card. No, you're not. I'm not saying they're f***ing wrong 'cause they're capitalizing on her to flex their capitals and muscles. First look, can I answer something before you go? I'm so sorry. Why was she famous? Now, I'm not saying she shouldn't be. I agree. But like, did she do something? Uh, she flew. What'd she do? She did indeed fly a plane. I told you. She flew. She's by death and she flew a plane. I just flew Delta. And nobody has a top card that is a Delta pilot. Exactly. What made her famous, though? Okay. Talk to me. Talk to me. She was given the controls of the plane and flew for about 20 minutes. No, look at it. Why? The pilot guided her by touch. No, hold on. Let me say this. I mean, no, they were like on some wolf Wall Street. They're like, let's make her do it. That's what they're saying. They're making her the f*** the jester. They're like, oh, go get it. Are we writing? Huh, I'm taking notes. We're deciding who it is. Helen Keller, 1994, flew plane 20 minutes. That's what we got so far. Now we still got to get to on front. But this is-- No, on front. We got to see it. But this is-- No, on front was a victim. This is the person inside of our podcast. And to be quite frank, just to be clear, she's famous because she was blind and deaf. And that's it. Was she the first blind person? No. What? The first blind person? Why else was she be famous? You think blind was like a new drop from a plug. There had to be a first of everything. And you think, what's her date of birth? You think the first? At least 1950. That's like saying, oh, that's like a-- That is like if someone was famous about you go within a first black person. There's got to be first everything. There had to be a first black person. Blind? Yeah. It's not the 1900s. That's two generations out. Okay, but you guys are single black person. I'm not talking about black people. I don't go to black people. I'm talking blind. Blind. You said black. Black and black. Not together. But I'm saying, Stevie Wonder's black and black. There you go. But you think the first case of blindness was in the 50s? Well, I'm just saying. No. What else would Helen Keller be famous for other than being blind to death? Like I understand she was blind to death and they're saying she did a lot with it. That's great. What was the initial thing that made Helen Keller famous? And so you cannot make me feel bad for thinking that she's the first blind person. Blindness goes back to before Christ. But there's blindness or she's the first duel. Okay, I agree with you. It might be because she's the first one that was squared. Like it was like two of them is both. She's blind and death. Right. Now, that's just honest. It's facts. Yes. Blind and death. So, okay, so that's what my thing was. That's why Helen Keller was famous is because she might, in my brain, I thought she was the first blind and death person. And then what made her like Michael Jackson level of famous was that she was doing all these things. She was writing books. She was flying planes. See? That's the part we need to uncover. That's why she was the top card. Okay, now she deserves a top card. I'm saying the auto is a little insensitive. In my opinion. She wrote it. She, oh, yes, she did. She did. You're right. Why is she originally, she didn't just spawn into fame. That's what we're trying to uncover here. No, she was the first one. So they're like, what's going on? But you don't just, she doesn't become a household name off of being blind. I'm sorry. She became a household name because she was great. She's a lot of things. Who was that first news crew to pull up on her? Who's the first people to see her? I don't know who the scooter brawn of blind and death people are. I don't know. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. We need to go to the conception of her fame. Is there anything else? But the other, she flew. Yeah, give me more Helen Keller stats. I mean, she was born first of all. You were wildly mistaken in 1880s. She might have been first. There we go. Now she's getting, her case is going up. She's definitely not first blind. Yeah, no, genuinely. Like, we googled it and she was known for just being blind to death. Some fun facts. Mark Twain was her friend. She was friends with Mark Twain. That's how old she is. Mark Twain hit the hard r in that one book, didn't he? And then she learned to hear from music, apparently. Okay, you know what? No. Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, state your sentence again. Yeah, state your sentence. She learned to what? Say it again clearly. Well, she learned to hear music, like learn to hear from music. You're saying that she learned to hear from music. So now, okay. Helen Keller stats are absurd right now. She was the first blind and deaf person. Yeah. She wrote a book. Yeah. She flew a plane. Yeah. She was the first blind and deaf person on the top scorn. Yep. And she then learned to hear. Yeah. So she gained it? Yeah. She's the first deaf person to learn to hear. This is a thing that happened. She deserves the greatest top scorn. Yeah. The last unique thing similar to us with you, Peyton. She could actually tell her friends apart by their smell. And she had the nods of a great date of a bastard house. Oh, that's normal. Oh, yeah. Something that happened. Oh, yeah, that's obvious. But, I mean, this whole segment, I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to, I gained more respect for Helen Keller. I did after this. To be honest. Is there Helen Keller Museum? If there is, we have. Oh, I would love to go. I would love to, I would love to figure that lore out. And Anne Frank, now she was fully, we had 2020. Now, Anne Frank, Anne Frank could she and here, I believe. That's why she was graded the. Yes. Thank you. So she, I think. And she made it out all right. She, yeah, she wrote a book or a journal, right? That's all Anne Frank. She wrote a journal. She hid from you. And she did grade it and she survived. Well, that's fantastic. But, okay, well, the history with why SK, put the board up. Yeah, I got the Helen Keller. There you go. And we can leave that in here. Honestly, in the next studio, we're just going to have a picture of Helen Keller. It's going to be up somewhere. And a picture of Anne Frank. We're going to have all their stats listed on her. So every time we come in to work, we can see the difference. We might have to throw Amelia in there. Because we keep trying to lob her in there for. Who the fuck is Amelia? Amelia Earhart. I thought that was Helen Keller the whole time. And Amelia Earhart could see she could hear. She flew. Blue. I think it was over the Atlantic. Over the Pacific. Now, I don't know what I've heard about the world in the 1800s. That's a lot of women doing a lot of stuff. That's an unprogressive time. Like, weird. Someone's. You can't vote. You can't work. You can fly. Like, are you kidding me? Can't vote. Can't work. Can't starve. Can't make money. Can't do this. That makes no sense. No, yeah. They're lying. I saw a cool thing, though. The speaking of cool things is all this is really cool. And stuff that just. And when you hear about it, does it make sense? But did you hear about the kidnapped dogs that escaped in China? Toon. I'm gonna start. I think I'm gonna take legal action to question your sources. I'm gonna start doing deep dives into your metadata. It's that hot British dude that does the news. Now it's a hot Brit. What's his name? Dylan or Ethan or something like that on TikTok. So I watched this stuff. So I was with Ethan. There was kidnapped dogs that got away. Yeah. So, now I only watch this video once, but this is what I heard. So, there is a group of ones. like 17 kidnap dogs in China and they were getting transported to essentially what would be like a meat place, right? (laughing) It's not funny man, these dogs are victims, huh? Yeah, but I didn't wanna say the word, yeah. A meat packing place. Yeah, but the story is a good ending. Story is a good ending. Okay, I'd love to hear it. So there's 17 dogs that are kidnapped from their home, so basically they would go to these people's houses, they would kidnap the dogs, and they would take them on a truck to this meat pack. I don't know what's funny. They were taking them out of people's house. That's not funny bro. These, like, you're gonna get canceled this episode of "Broken." I thought they were strays on the street. People are breaking into homes. They're stealing their dogs. Yeah, they're just taking, I don't know, in the homes or outside those, but they're going to these neighborhoods, like they're just taking dogs. They're kidnapped, you can't kidnap a free dog. No, but this is a villain we're working with. I thought this was like the whole industry. 'Cause they have like a place, they're taking them to, like a factory. Allegedly, this is what the news story is. Can I get to the news story? It's not funny, these are victim dogs. Oh, they're victim dogs. And so basically, like 17 dogs were kidnapped, right? And they were taken on this truck, like 10 miles out. On the journey, 10 miles out, the 17 dogs escaped from the truck. There's video of this. There's video? There's video. The 17 dogs escaped from the truck. They jump out on the side of the highway. Now, it's not just all one breed of dog. Like, there's not just German shepherds, right? Yes. There was a German shepherd, but then there was also a corgi and the corgi was the leader of the escape. Yeah, he was. Shout out corgi. And so these dogs jumped off the truck on a busy highway. And there's video of them, like there's pack of dogs. And they're all like this. They walked 10 miles back to their original homes with no help. I'll bunch of these people tried to stop on the side of the road to help the dogs. And they were like, nope, we're not getting to know more trucks. And they escaped and went back home. So those dogs deserve a doggy medal of honor. A doggy purple heart. Yeah, first off, that corgi in there, that corgi was probably dropping some gain. It's always the little one. Hey, hey, hey, I got it up here. Big guy, you're the muscles. I need you to hit that lock. When he hits the lock, you get ready to parachute. Those big years we're all going to get out safely. We're going to circle back. Yeah, bro. It's beautiful. They're literally going to be a film about that. Now, I don't know. It should be like a Pixar movie. But obviously different circumstance is like, which one? I said, there could be a Pixar movie. About that. But obviously give her a circumstances like they got taken and they're about to go to that doggy, the doggy villain. Yeah. The doggy pound. We're going to take all the dogs. Oh, dude. Mm. Yeah. Now, the laughing came from pure shock. Yeah. No, you're going to get canceled. I mean, there's a lot of stuff to say. You see a lot of jump cuts this episode. I'm not. That's what it's for. That's complete. That's. Hey, that's fine. I'm being honest. Speaking of things that are cool, that I also might not subscribe to. If you've seen, there is a death clock. A death clock? There's an alarm clock that a company, I'm going to show this to you. And CJ will put this on the screen. There is an alarm clock called the death clock. So basically you put in your age and then it tells you when you're going to die. And it's on preorder right now. Right now. Oh no, it's a preorder. Oh no, no. It's a physical. So it preorder. Explain this to me. What does it have to work? So. It works. We got it. It starts with questions. Answer a few questions basically about your age, all these certain things about your physical. And then you simply hit go, you hit the red button. And it starts your countdown when you're going to die. I do not want that. I do not want that. I mean, that's, I mean, that is the actually the most terrifying thing. Like, that's the number one thing I don't want to know in my life is when I'm going to perish. That's what I said. Who in there? Who? Like, first off, I don't believe that there's absolutely no science behind it. Well, you can't actually do science fake, but why are you selling this? Because people will buy it. People will love that kind of stuff. That's why they go to mediums and like the psychics to see whenever you're like, oh, that's the target audience. What? I thought who the hell in the right mind would buy a death clock? No one in here would buy a death clock. Robbie would. You would buy a death clock. You know, like, have you heard Robbie on the page on exclusives? Yeah. But that's okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's in some weird stuff. You're a target customer. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I don't know that. But then you can hit the gray button to switch back to your regular clock. Okay. It shows you. Oh, it's 6.32 in the afternoon. I imagine that. Hold on. You imagine that. You're like, uh, 6.30 PM. Okay. Oh, I got 120 days. Oh, seriously. It's like, why don't we even look at the regular clock if you know what your time is going to be? Like, why? I feel like if I knew when I was going to die, first off, the first thing I would do. I'm so scary. I don't like that. Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die? Oh, my God. That's the, like, the most anxiety-ridden question of all time. We have the answer. I think, I mean, I know my answer for a fact. I know my answer for a fact. Win. 100% win. 100% win. Yeah. Wait. What did I say? You said win. Yeah. 100% win. Because if I know how, like, say it's in a car. God forbid. Yes. Like, I'll never want to get in the car. Exactly. Like, if I get in the car, I'll be so nervous. Exactly. And if, if, say that, say the answer comes from God or whatever, it's foolproof, right? And there's no, there's no denying it. You can be like, oh, I'm never getting in the car the rest of my life. You're still going to die by a car. Yeah. Dude, oh, my God. And something like that is, that's terrible. I'd much rather know when. You're in your living room and then a car just comes out. Just go. You go. What the hell? Yeah. It's definitely this. If I knew I had, like, 50, 60 more years left, then yeah, I can really consolidate my time and start making wise businesses. Exactly. I can start saving a lot less or a lot more or whatever I need to do. I'm going to make a lot. If I, now, if I got the win, okay, let's roll for this. This is so sad. This like gives me anxiety. Is it really? We can stop if you need to. No, it's okay. But you know, actually before you do that, I just got a note from a producer off camera that the death clock that you were talking about, if you unplug it, it still ticks. That's what I was going to get to. It's like, once it sets, it never stops. It's just like a, think of the same mechanics in like a clock. Yeah. It just never stops. Yeah. Those might get, obviously, they'll go off on, I mean, that's battery. But some are sun-powered. It's like, that's, it's, it's genuinely creepy. That's like some black mirror. It's like that one movie. That one movie came out where all, it was, I don't know if it was 2B, I don't know, it was. Shout out to 2B. I don't remember I watched it, but it's a friend group. They're at this party. They all download an app and it's essentially death clock. They all download an app and it just randomly says, oh, you have 40, 40 years and 18 days left. And one girl got, like, you have two days left. And the whole friend group, like, their heart dropped and they were trying to figure it out. And she was like, what do you mean I have two days? I tried to uninstall it, redo it, said you have two days. Oh my God, I would ring myself dry. If I knew I had two days, I would be put up like a wet washcloth, like hung dry and wet. Like I would just be nasty. I mean, there would be no more- That's okay. I'm not starting shooting it out. That doesn't even come out there. I'm like, how much? Oh my God. Oh no. Oh, I have to. Oh yeah, two days, but that's, that's what I was going to roleplay you with. Say we, say we walk into this place. We walk to death, death clock incorporated. Okay. The hand of sorry envelope. Okay. Now this is going to suck. I get mine. I'm like, all right, let's open it at the same time. You go, no, you go first. Because you're anxiety-ridden. Right. I open mine. Whatever. 50, 53 years and some change. Okay. I go over your turn. You open yours. It says four months. God, that's so sad. That is so sad. That is so sad. That's why I would never, ever ever introduce something like this because, yeah, honestly, my skin is kind of makes me uncomfortable, but so at first I thought I was getting, I was getting got grandpa's been an unc. Yeah, yeah. This is a real pre-order. Like you can genuinely prove. Please don't buy that. Oh hell, no. Not for you. I'm saying like the audience. Yeah. Do not buy that. Like that's awful. Like why they're also developing a prototype to where the, the clock rusts with you as your time goes throughout the years. That's actually kind of good. That part kind of sick. That part. You look over, you're feeling great. You just look over. It's like, you go, oh, no, you hit the great button, it says one year, you buy, oh, no, I would not. That's actually creeping me out. I hate that. I hate that so much. I'll, uh. That bracelet's so sick. It reminds me. It, thank you. See, like it looks cool. I'm starting to, I'm starting to lean into it. It's like Ben 10. Yeah. It's like Ben 10. You're just like, this is cooler than Ben 10. You wish. What is that? What is this? It's just how you hold these up. No, it's not. I'm going to go get another one today. You are? Super rare. Oh, excuse me. What if you hit the ultra rare? Wearing it. See, bro, that, like, but it's not like a top card, like ultra, like an auto numbered auto, like, like, like a number of Helen Kelly, it's not a cosmetic rear Helen Kelly. A prismatic Helen Kelly. It's crazy. I would buy that. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just going to buy that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Whoever sold that lowball to her badly, three bands. We just figured out she was deaf and she learned how to hear again. She flew a plane. She wrote books. I'm actually see if that's up for sale. That is it. I'm going to buy it right now. No, no, no, no. If it's under $5,000, I'll buy it right now. I swear I will. He's buying. I'm buying a Spatic Rare. Top's Helen Keller Auto. I'm buying an autographed Helen Keller's top card right now. Watch this. I'm going to buy it. It was part of the American Heritage series. They had Martin Luther King, Jr. Abraham Lincoln. Listen, now you say that and I'm going to look crazy for not buying MLKs. Oh, if I get my hands on the MLK, it's a one of one Helen Keller cut signature card from 2025, transcendent baseball sold on eBay for $3.5,000. The card is a part of chops, expanding cut signature subset that includes celebrities like Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, weird place to be put in. We cannot be a part of the same collection as there was only one of these cards. existence making resell pricing impossible to predict. Wait, so it's not for sale. Oh, no, whoever got it, they're not selling it. It's a one-of-one. Somebody said, was this a blinder silent auction? I mean, I mean, the internet dude, the comment section is where whoever bought the Helen Keller's top card, please do me on Instagram at the Payton Harden, and I will buy this from you. Please, I want to buy it. It's me. It's right here. $250,000. What do you say? No. Speaking of childhood stuff, I've been really, I never grew up flossing my teeth. Like never. I never grew flossing my teeth. You never fl- you didn't even have like the cool flosses? We put it like super far and then rip it off. I had good parents. I had them. I didn't use it. Big difference. Yeah, and I super gap teeth, so I could just really go and get everything out I needed. Oh, my God. But I started getting into flossing my teeth recently. There you go. Like I'm really into it. Like I kind of enjoy it. I love how you're learning like new to you things, but it's like something as simple as flossing. Yeah, brushing two times a day. Well, not still don't do two times a day. I mean, one time a day, it's at night. It's like a night cab. It's like my nightly routine. That pisses me off so much every time you say that. Why do you not brush your teeth in the morning? It's not your business, but because I like the, because I don't like the taste of my energy drinks with the toothpaste that ruins it. Like the first thing that touches my mouth is it'd be pure like adrenaline. Have this question for you about flossing. Okay. Since I'm new in a flossing. Yes. Yes. No, it's rookie. Do you floss your teeth before you brush them or after you brush them? Oh, 100% of floss before type of gal. No, sir. No, sir. I got a flush after. Why in the hell would you floss after? Why would you floss after? Because it's like brushing by itself is just a chore, right? Getting yourself to that sink every night is, I mean, it's awful. It's not a chore. Yes, it is. It's hygiene. It hurts my shoulder. So I'm in there brushing, right? And then so after I brush, I'm like, okay, I did it. Now I deserve a treat. It's like always you think you got everything, but you don't. So whenever you floss, you get that nice piece of ground beef that's been sitting in there all day and you just get to eat that because you thought your eating was done for the day. Okay, so you're a absolute neanderthal that's disgusting and terrible, terrible practice. You floss before. Why? Where you get all that your seasoned ground beefs, your little rice crispy, whatever the hell, you get it all out. Then when you brush, you are properly cleaning all the surface area that's not hidden by seasoned ground beef. No, if you floss before then the blood just mixes in with the toothpaste. Dude, you don't, you're not flossing enough. Not flossing enough. You don't bleed. No, if you, if you go a month without flossing, what about 26 years? It probably looks like a murder scene in it. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, Sarah came into the bathroom one time. She goes, oh, my God, what happened? What happened, man? She's like, where'd you get stabbed? Where is it? Where's the knife? You go, it's like pouring out of your mouth. Yeah, that's why I don't like flossing before I brush my teeth because then because I love the taste of my toothpaste. I have the Disney princess one. But that doesn't, that doesn't matter. Yes, it does because it, now it tastes like pennies. Okay, okay. This is, this is a piece of debris, right? Say that my chest is my teeth. So weird. My chest is my teeth. Here's some seasoned beef. You're brushing, right? Brushy brush, brushy brush. Okay, you're done brushing. Then you decide to go, oh, so what happens all that underneath that fair, it might be very tiny. That's how happens. Genjevitis, you nasty. Oh, I'm, that's how it happened. I got stage four, Genjevitis at this point. You can't live like that. Now the correct method, my method, and hopefully majority of people watching your floss. Everything's exposed. Then you go brushy brush, brushy, everything. It's clean. No, I'm saying what you pick out of your teeth after brushing is what makes brushing worth it. You're like, oh my God, I was still hungry. I got a piece of corn. Peyton, you are 27 years old. You don't need nor deserve a treat or a prize for brushing your teeth. I'm a kid at heart. You don't deserve anything. Let alone the old seasoned ground beef from your own mouth. You're trying to brush it. You're tripping. I mean, I have this piece in my back tooth right now that I can't wait to see it 10 p.m. tonight. I mean, I can't wait to talk to it, right? I play with it all day and I say, you're going to get it later. You know what I mean? Get that little slater. Yeah, and I'm new to brushing. And I didn't know that this was, you're not new to brushing. I'm new to flossing. And I didn't know this. You're supposed to do this either. I have those tooth pick ones like the plastic ones. Yeah. I didn't know you weren't supposed to use a different one for every tooth. And I swear to God, I do this. I have a picture of it. I got and Sarah took this picture because she was like, why is all this floss on the counter? I was like, because I'm starting to floss, babe. And she was like, why is there so much? And I said, because I use a different floss for every tooth. Because I thought it was nasty. I thought it was just a transfer of power. It's floss. It's not, it's not medicated. It's not a, yeah, see, look. This man really used, what is that six? You remember how many back to, or bottom to you, or top teeth? Because I don't floss in between here because I can just suck that out. Dude, you're a goblin. What do you mean you can suck it out? Because as a former gapper right here, I saw a little bit of a gap and there's enough in there for a wind. So I can just go, and I'm like, dude, I saw, dude, literally last night lives dad floss his teeth with a piece of mail on FaceTime. Oh, yeah, you got to do that mail. He literally took a piece of mail when he was, yeah. I mean, even saying that out loud, it might, a good, a good, a good, nails on a chalkboard. A good corner of a piece of paper is so good, or a fingernail you get in there because it's sharp and it can dig in. Oh, I can do that right now. Dude, sometimes I like to scratch my gums, dude. Oh, dude, if I could get my nails, if I had enough lip flexibility, that's called an infection, gingivitis, plaque, tartar. You have nasty mouth, swamp mouth. You just said, you like to itch your gums. No one else is gums itching your gums. What do you have? What do you have psoriasis? No, like every day, I'm like, I could really get in there like a, like a look of back scratch, or if they had a tooth scratch. If I even touched a nail to my gum, it is sensitive enough to where I want to go. Ouch. Oh, no. How are we? You're, and you're, you're getting in there. I have callus gums. Oh, my God, dude. I hate to be your dentist. Oh, I don't have a dentist. I would refuse you. We have the right to not serve anybody. You'd be my first one to go, I can't do that. Oh, they make a ticket off of me. Are you crazy? I'd love to have me. There's so many problems. They'd be like, oh, go get the anesthesia. We're gonna put you under. We're gonna fix it all. One fail swoop. You wake up from it. I hate the dentist. I'm not going. Oh, do you have to go to the dentist? That's, that's the same thing as getting the bull. And when you get past 40, it's just fine with that. I can get there now. If you can, I don't care. I'm more open about my mouth. I mean, you could play around in there. You could take a gig or something like with a camera. And I don't care. A camera. Yeah. You know, that's what they do for bowling oscopies, right? Why did you look at Terry L after you said you said, what did you look at Terry? Oh, you said bowling oscopies. What are you talking about? What he did it on me. I'm shedding light. I didn't throw up a B. No, you didn't throw up the set. But you said, that's what they do for bowling oscopies, right? You looked over there. I'll cook it. Bro, oh my god. You know, you have to go, oh my god. So we have new things. Yeah. This is a real new thing. You know, the WMBA got their version of Wimby. Brittany. Brittany's back. Oh, puts Brittany to shame. Really? This young woman is name Hung Wu. I think I said it right. She stands at 6.11. Why you laughing? What are you laughing for? It means Hung Wu or Hung Zoo. Hung. Somebody's got a laptop. Yeah, look it up for me. I believe it's Hung. Just enter in 6.11. Hung Zoo. No, it's not. I go, that's right. Chebaka. No, just no. Hung Wu, Hung Zoo. Okay. Anyway, bro, she is, she is the Wimby. She is on Brittany Griner. Really? She's how tall is she? 6.11. 6.11. That's literally equivalent to like 7.4. Brittany Griner was massive, she was 6.8. Did they just have a draft? I know they play four games. It's three season. She's 6.11. She had 20. Yeah, I mean, and you wonder why I mean, it's a rough time. It really is. How many games played 28 games in the summer when no one's at a TV? Well, I think I think the NBA should lessen their games too, but 28 games apps. Yeah. I mean, it's like, drive nations is going to play more than that. What are we doing? Han Hanzu. Yeah, it's XU is the last name, right? XU. Hanzu. Okay. Hanzu. There you go. Are you, are you just 100% better? I'm just saying, you know, they give her the respect. You don't know if that's right. You don't know if it's XU. Is it XU? It's XU. What the fuck do you say, Darryl? What did you ever draw name, drop, like, that's so quick. I took a check. I took Mandarin. So it's, it's you. Darryl. You honestly, I mean, Ali is 007. She just comes into it every day with some new info. Like be somebody. Literally have dignity backbone, maybe just stick to Darryl. Drop the whole Stephen act. Drop this. Yeah. Drop all that. Sounds good. Yeah. Okay. So tell me about Hanzu. XU. 611, formidable, right? Big, strong, 22 minutes, 20 points. I believe off the bench, preseason action. But here's the best part, yeah, she when I, when you hear six 11 W NBA, you think what she's catching it down low dirty Works done early bow to the nose. I'm going to catch it and turning at the rim. She's hitting mellow like mid post No, she has no mid post bag. I'm talking cat Post she meets the ball with one hand catches it reverse pivots straight to the faith. Where'd she come from? No clue She's a rookie somewhere over there. She's a rookie. I believe so six and so wait if she just got wait If they're if this wait hold on backtrack. They're in the draft right now. They're in preseason. I think the draft yet That's another thing too. I mean, there's like this is incredible There's a lot of the march madness of women's ends. You got two weeks. They're drafted. You got two weeks to a preseason Then you start your first year so she came from So she's a rookie. I believe how old is hung shoe? Yeah, how old is you 26 26? Is she a rookie? She's turning six. That's not true. Our advice sub bonus was a rookie like 33. I think he fled a war But I don't know but outside of that but he was he was a rookie like 34 years old. They're like a five-year career Literally rookie to retirement five years Unbelievable. No, yeah, she she played back in 2019 played where she got drafted in 2019. Oh my gosh. She's not a rookie, but she's back. She had a hiatus Did she have a hiatus with her rear? She's like a seven-year sabbatical drafted 14th overall in the 2019 WNB draft and what League was that the WNB draft? She played for Liberty in 2019 Yes, she did 2022 in 2023 with a breakout 2022 season after returning from a two-year hiatus due to COVID. Oh So she had a oh she got sick. Yeah, okay. Well, okay. All right I got a question. Oh, I got a clue. She grew. Yeah, hell yes. She I'm telling you it gives drafted is six nine. She's now six eleven She and she's I'm talking that two-year hiatus. She didn't go over there and just watch sitcoms She's putting work. She can I mean she is skilled. No, I'm not kidding post fades. Shemi right shoulder-to-face shoulder I got a question skill. Let's hear it Real quiet. I'm I mean, I'm ready to answer this one. I was walking past a tree What what did you say? It's not calling me So fuck a past tree Anybody say what a old man walking past a tree if you walk outside you're probably gonna pass a tree Wait, trees are more scarce than you think not really not where we live a lot of concrete a lot of trees name one tree you see in my neighborhood Are you out of your mind? We have trees in our neighborhood. Yes, I don't have a tree like in your front yard of your neighbors Free yard. I have two trees in my backyard So think about that you own two trees and you just thought there was none in your whole neighborhood technically right Okay, I haven't walked past a tree. Okay Trees are anomalies to me like the whole science of a tree is Fantastic, okay, what do you mean because trees are plants correct? Yes But if like my girlfriend loves plants and so she buys plants and she like loves watering them and taking care of them You got to put all these specific rules on plants right sunlight certain water You don't want to drown a drowning plants exactly But if trees are plants, why do you not have to put in any work when taking care of a tree? Because they're elite doesn't I'm saying so like the grand sages of the forest how do trees live so long? How do trees live at all if you don't have to water them feed them take care of them put them in sunlight Pete First off, it's a tree which is a plant. Yes, but it does a lot of its work by itself And yeah, you don't go out there with a Pot of water exactly so how's it but how's it hydrated any time it rains? Anytime it rains water hits the tree, so if I were to put a plant outside right next to my tree The plant would die because plants are tiny plants are or they've had big plants. I've had big plants Not the size of an oak There's little trees You have not had big plants that can that are comparable to a tree there are plants the same size of trees I didn't say there wasn't so open your ears. I said you don't own them But I'm saying, but you're saying because it's so big it takes care of itself size doesn't matter It's about the motion of the ocean. You know about that, right? I do I'm I'm a bit heavy subscriber to size doesn't matter motion in the ocean Yeah, the boat and should be two minutes Okay seriously explain that science to me bro a tree okay, that's like saying Why why do we got to take care dogs and dogs dying the street, but if a hippo is out It's a hippopotamus. It's not true. That's completely different. They're the same thing. They're both animals, right? Some are really big like I think if you just said size doesn't matter because if you get a small tree in a big plant It doesn't matter. You said that you're but you just said that trees don't need Manocuring and taking care of them. Oh, that's my question that like the science of a tree is Phenomenal plants and trees both have a root right? Yes, plants and trees both need sunlight, right? Yes Plants of trees both need water. Yes. Then why the fuck does a tree not need a person? What that's like saying humans and babies humans and babies have skin right you yes It's a super different version a baby tree still doesn't need a person because it's a tree It's gonna grow into it there some plants some plants that you do too much water it drowns. It's too sensitive You could do that all you want why You would have some of it is Trip bro a tree is on its own it's it's big it's root system if you shut up and let me I mean you can speak to me without speaking to me like that You can speak to me without destroying the set or without interrupting me and you know I did interrupt Holy I did not interrupt you interrupt did you want to put your bear on the line that there wasn't a Singular interruption I want to put you want to put your tiger striped on the line that you didn't interrupt me So don't pull it out. Oh No, no, no, no, don't put it back now. Don't put it back now coward You know she jumped at her desk. Oh, yeah Yes, all right, okay Listen without being so emotional okay, but don't say do oh my god But the way the way answers work though the way answers work sometimes it takes a little bit to get to it I'm gonna try my hardest to put it just quick. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but you say okay I go for one thing you go. No, but you change your pants. They both you want her both you son. I don't know I don't know if you're perfect, but the thing is I debunk a point and then he says the same point like where we're supposed to just Straight past it. No, I debunked that so stop saying it. What the hell are you debunking? You said you have the size you said trees are big and plant your needle because we're in I Debunked it because it does not matter signs doesn't matter, but you keep going back to it So I want you to say what you're gonna say without saying it Not as that work say what you're gonna say without saying that okay a tree Is large enough not about size? It is large enough. It is self-sustained. Hey, I just that side Danny Oh my god. Oh my god, and I literally said let me go. I said let me keep going. I said let me keep going Okay, without size a tree is self-sustained enough and hey I don't know if there was a gap in our friendship. I didn't go to four years of Botany, I don't know the scientific terms so stop it. Oh, I didn't interrupt you at all I was six words into my explanation and run to me because you broke me That's what you're doing If you broke the rule, there's not a book. You're not my dad. There's not a rule. I want to explain it You're not letting me okay. You don't use a point that we've already debunked stop saying size dude What are you why do you think you've debunked anything? Don't sell my desk. That's about to snap right down the middle. Don't snap my dad because you because you just because you listen to me Because you just said that size didn't matter. You said that you said the size does not make the maintenance different, right? You said that because you said there's little trees and they said I only people I argued against that Against that okay, what's your argument then? Some anybody made plans need like four ounces of water and eight hours of sunlight, okay? My response is what about a little bit of made tree because it's a baby tree It's going to be huge that plant is only going to grow to a foot long little But it's make you feel like you're in a Tai Chi garden when you do your desk work from home But the answer is they both need to grow so why does one need to grow by itself if they're both small That's the question because one is going to be a great mountain of a tree Do you think trees don't need people? They're trees. They are foundation These little Made plants they give you your baby cherry tomatoes. They're very sensitive. You can drown in It's in a little pot. A tree's root system is impeccable. They can withstand tornadoes and hurricane sometimes. Are you stupid? Are you stupid? Like genuinely, look at yourself. Look at yourself. Ask yourself. Am I dumb? Am I dumb? Yeah, you just know. How do you think I'm dumb? Every plant you own is plastic and it's for my kea. It was made in Switzerland. You're on a real plant. You insensitive. You're not talking about my plants like that. If anything is, if any plant you own is real. It is from Sarah. Absolutely. Back to the stupidity. What did I just say? What did I say that makes me stupid? I'd love to hear that. Who called them stupid? What? I'm talking about, dude. You just made me look at my own chest and ask if I'm an idiot. Look at that. You did that. Oh my God. Look at that. That's from our ground. It looks like an accident. See that girl on Patreon exclusive. I don't play that for you. We never got the answer. For any of my, and you know, it's weird. Across the street from my house, there's a place called a nursery. And I was like, hey, Sarah, I'm thinking about going and doing charity at the nursery across the street for like the old people. And then I went over there, not a old person in sight. It's nothing but plants. I didn't know what a plant home was called a nursery. I guess, guess what there wasn't in there, not a single tree. Because trees are Gucci on their own. That's, yeah, I wasn't arguing that. I'm going to be honest, boys. I think we've lost the plot somewhere. Yes, because of him. It's because of him. Yes or no. Did you bring up my girlfriend? Dude, you are, you are. This is rage. Why are you doing that thing in Terry? I'm not a, you look at your, no, Jerry. I'm not a, Jerry. Honestly, like, what are you talking about? You keep saying jokes and then you look at him and there's a joke. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, what are you talking about, jokes? Come on. Come on. Okay, no, no, okay. We're all here talking about trees in the study of that. I have to bring something up. Yeah. Have you seen the commercials for the Gatorade lower sugar? Gatorade lower sugars and that just Gatorade zero? Oh, no, they're making a thing called Gatorade lower sugar or less sugar. It's 75% less sugar. So still sugar. Yeah. So just making a low sugar version. That's so stupid. That's dumb because there already have a zero over zero. That's like making a doctor pepper. Dr. Pepper zero and then a doctor pepper one. Like, why are you doing that's terrible? Is that the one that Anthony Davis and all not any of any Davis, but Edward. Good. I think C.C. is only commercial. C.C. Katelyn Clark. I think I was a Gatorade you think of. No, you don't think about sabathea. C.C. sabathea. You never put baseball in your life. You go to see that's good ball knowledge. No, I couldn't tell you what C.C. is a Bathy a date or looks like. I just know the name. Off of his name alone, what's his name? Not too far off. What is he? I think it was either Dominican or Cuban. Okay. Cool. But it resembles a black man. The Gatorade, I think it makes sense because it's for post workout. You get replenishment of electrolytes. What word? What's it again? You get what replenishment of electrolytes? Yeah. And then also it's good post workout to have an insulin spike. So it's good to have some sugar post workout. Okay, so then why not get the regular Gatorade? Hey, who brought Dr. Mike on the Like, who the fuck did you see? Look at you. Look at each other. Both of you. I mean, I like them. What the fuck are you all talking? He speaks Mandarin. I did three years in computer engineering. Just let me pull up the fact about Hunk's rule real quick. Oh, all of a sudden it's taking me two minutes just to get a rating. You know her name. You know her name. You know her native tongue, but you can't look up her age in less than 10 seconds. Jesus Christ. And then you actually, okay, with the actual thing, if you get, if you can't get your hands on some on some gummy bears, which has dextrose, which is really good for the post workout recovery, you might as well grab the Gatorade lower sugar. I mean, an insulin spike is, I mean, it's absolutely going to fill in your glycogen cells and you're going to be fantastic and well rested. Yeah. Dude, there's nothing like this feeling I'm having right now. Who are you looking at? Just blank space. I lost it. There's nothing like that. That's better than nothing. Oh, Oh, you just get lost in a spot, like lost in the fabric of time. Yeah. And you're kind of sitting there and then you feel that little like a weird tension in the back of your eye socket. I mean, there's nothing better man. Chase it sometimes, but then it kicks you back into gear. You know, also a weird feeling. I really like holding onto a poop. Just holding. Now, sometimes just feeling I'm like trying to breach the port. Oh, yeah, he's like this. Who's in there? Open up. And you're just, I mean, you're just on the backside. You're just holding eggs, repairing window zombies. He's sitting there repairing window. He's like this coming out the whole door. He's he's just knocking on that front doorway. He's like, this is knocks. Yeah, it's like sinners. Like he's like, don't let that. You got to let him in, dude. Now you're I've never seen that movie. I need to watch it. You haven't seen Michael B. Jordan. No. It's one of those things when something get after it in that scene. See, you're so like, no, it was very talked about in pop culture. It was talking about pop culture. You're so freaky. No, because she that's why the wife of Josh Allen and people literally asked him is like, would you think about because they have, okay, they're actors are professionals. Exactly. But she spits in his mouth. Talk and I want to see it. Oh, you still got to watch it. I got it on my server. Yeah, but can't came so freaky. I logged into his HBO max. He's he only has watched the second season of euphoria because you heard about the Sydney, sweetie. That is not true. At first season says unwatched second season. He's always he's caught up. I didn't even know I didn't know where euphoria is stream dead. I've never seen that. I just look it up on Twitter or the good season. That's a lie. I saw the first probably like 15 minutes of euphoria. I saw three flaccid penises and I turned the show off. You know what, I'm not gonna lie with the you say the trees, the poop, this getting caught in space and everything. I genuinely think you are probably dumber than most American high schoolers. We're gonna, you know, no, no, we're gonna put that to the test right now. I'm gonna give you a GED test. I got my GED. You got a GED graduate high school. No, I did. Then you got a diploma. You got a diploma. No, GED the general education diploma. That's not what GED stands for, but it sounded good. All right, we're getting straight into this is high school level questions. Am I a freshman or a senior? I think I mean this is. What is that matter? Because junior year was the hardest. I'm not. That's a fact though. Junior is science. It's a biology. No, God, AP US history. I took AP and you crazy. Okay, so this broke it down. Actually, I just went to the first website. This broke it down. Real real life math, practical knowledge, logic, stuff you learned to school, oh, we got categories. Come on, go into it. If something is 25% off of $80, what's the final price? No, no, no, what do you mean? No, that's not math. I mean, yeah, it is. That's not high school. That's real life. They didn't teach me that they didn't teach me percentages in high school. They didn't teach me that if something's 25% off of $80, what's the final price? You don't get a calculator. That's not T.I. 84. That's not T.I. 84 times 0.25. It's $20. Okay, so what's your final price? $20. It's something 25% off of something that's $80. It's, I'm not getting the joke. There's no, you're the joke. You're the joke. You're grown man. You are the joke. We're making fun of you. If something's 25% off of something that costs $80, what's the final price? It's not 20. It's not 20. P. Oh my god. Oh, thank you. You didn't. Oh, man. Oh, because the paper is going to grow a face and talk to you. Don't worry guy. We'll get you to this. See, that's what always help you in that room. That would always get me in math. If they was like multiple choice. And then the first thing I got on my calculator was at 20 out of circle, that 20 and move the. Okay, last one from math. What is the fraction three fifth represented as a decimal? Whenever, you know, my people went through a thing for a while. Three fifths is a hard fraction for us. No way. So I declined to answer that one. I refuse. Next question. Oh my god. Oh my god. I go then. I'm like, next question. There's 40 acres in a. No, no, no, no. That's so good. Come on. God, you suppress me. That's greatness. Oh, you're so fresh. That's no. That's a good shade. Oh, you know, good. Oh my god. Oh, damn you up. You. Colin. I said here we go. We can leave all that. It's great. It's great. Okay. You're going to deal with that. Okay. That's fine. Let's get back to it. What does gdp measure this is practical. Oh, it's money. Okay, but can you be can you be more specific general decimal points? gdp gdp, okay, we'll break it down together guys don't play Guys don't play you finally You gotta go like you got to go with that guys don't play you had it money gdp. Okay. I'll give you general Gross domestic product now, can you tell me what that is? Oh harden trying to get your gd. I thought we were talking a gd. Oh my god I said you are attempting to get your gd. You're not supposed to have any help, but I'm still helping you You're still failing this is why are you mouthing my words? Why are you mouthing my words? That's how much I was trying to you're still failing think about this. I didn't answer yet every hot you wouldn't have answered it Oh, you said guys don't play you would have you would have been so wrong if I didn't help I'm your guardian angel You don't make me do quizzes on tour gross to mess. I might have to I might have to honestly you deserve it Take it available right now. You should know studios don't gross domestic product. What does it mean gross domestic product? It's how much domestic product you gross in a year annually We'll take it. Yeah, we'll give you half a point. We'll give you half a point. I mean, it's so no, no, no, nobody no for the top Stop, no way up up from him. Okay, if you double a penny one penny two pennies every day Yeah, correct if you double a penny every day for 30 days is it over a million dollars non-applicable They got rid of pennies Girl Okay, now actually answer if you double a penny for every day for two days Yes, is it over no for three for 30 days if you double a penny every day for over 30 day for 30 days is it over a million? No, we were in doing math over a million dollars. No It's wrong. It's well over a million ends up being 5.3 million dollars Wait, I'm about to be a penny collector I think I've seen that many pennies on the street. No, you double one to two two to four four to eight eight to six I can do that right now. I can do that right now for 30 days. I'll never have to worry again You'll never see me again. Oh, I'm gonna be the Penny police you can't do that. I'm gonna be the Penny pusher. I'm gonna be the penny person. Penny person pusher police. The penny pusher. I'm gonna be the penny pleasurer. Oh my god Okay, yeah, don't look to imagine somebody being born in 2026 and their name was penny Like isn't penny like What does that mean like you and name like somebody born in 2026 and Miril, right? No, but it's a life's it's all on the wheel All coming back. Oh, you're gonna see a couple of glattices in about the 2030 There was like a like a 20 year old bad glattis. Oh, she could get something that's what I'm saying it gives her even more or it's Mysterious I have a thing with women with gaps in their teeth. I'll put my tongue in between it. Here we go Okay, okay, you just don't want it to be sharp. See you know common GED questions. You're running a race You are running a race. You pass second place. What place are you in second? There you go. Good job I don't know I'm before didn't get tripped up. Yeah, I've done that one before. Okay, here we go. What is the capital of Canada? Oh Montreal wrong Toronto wrong Ontario wrong Niagara Falls Buffalo wrong. That's New York I'll the capital New York's Buffalo No, I'm saying Buffalo's in New York Starts with a no Ontario already said that's still wrong. Still wrong. Starts with a no second letter T Ontario Still wrong Ottawa never heard of it. That's okay. That's where they're asking us to go on tour. Yeah, that's fair Tim Horns may be scared of Canada if I'm if if I if I yet little god if five machines takes five minutes to make five items How long do a hundred machines take to make a hundred items? You're never gonna get that out of me You're never gonna get that out of me might as well skip it You're I mean, you're never gonna get a valid answer out of me I mean you might not as well not even try to do that. It's Payton it's so simple that you got to think every single American high school Is supposed to know and be able to answer every single question now the Canada one? I don't know why that's on this website I really don't I don't know why we had enough to know their capital, but we had a candle question Someone get someone get a medic someone call a call of a mobile IV spot We need to stay did he not just say a candle question Canada and it was 30 seconds ago Canada Canada Canada Canada Oh Canada, I think I'm done participating. No, you're not I dropped out and I'm gonna drop out now last one then go for it It's simple. Yeah, if five machines. No, can you do it? No, I like no it was funny I'm not playing and I'm about to get mad. Don't get mad. No, you're you're questioning my For me and all the people. For me and all the people. Yeah, please Like you would never get to me. Oh my god. I'd already had it. I wouldn't have to get nothing out of you. I'd be like Okay All those tiger stripes dark now Dingo birds I got five machines. Yeah, just hear me out and think it's simple. Thank you. There we go Matter-fact flex on them real quick. Give them the power. Okay, five machines Takes five minutes to make five items. So it takes one machine a Minute Okay, how many how long one would it take a hundred machines to make a hundred items? No, that's the obvious. Come on. You already knew that that's obvious. No, why 50 no 150 Why are you going up 500? That's so no. No Five machines make five so a hundred machines make a hundred. Okay, but the time the time. Oh five times 500 times 100 minutes. Yeah. Haha. Thanks guys for coming next episode of you should know podcast Can't what's the secret code? Thank you guys for coming back up so podcast secret code. We're gonna do what is the answer? five minutes takes five minutes takes five minutes Five machines made five items of five minutes. So a hundred machines would make a hundred items in five minutes The process one machine can make one item in five minutes. 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