Can I Pass A High School S*x Ed Quiz?

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, today we're gonna find out if old Joey here still knows what's what. I'm taking a sex education quiz to find out if I could pass a high school sex education class, I guess, I don't know. I did go to a Catholic high school, so we called it health, alright? Didn't call it sex, but I did take a sex class in fifth grade, which I was kicked out of after two classes. So let's see if any of that two days has retained my memory. Let's go. What the fuck is this? So this is Greg's magnum opus. These are two, what is that? Just two older people kissing? I don't know what you typed in to find that. That's just a straight up vibrator dildo at the top there. I don't know if we could have that, and then we have two lovely lesbians given a nice smooch. Yeah, Greg's at home. He can't, I can't, I can't watch the kids right now. I'm busy working and he's putting dildos onto this, which is completely unnecessary, by the way. Let's get to the first question, I guess. Round one. The penis is made up of which two parts. As a man who owns one of these, should get that. Should get it. Shaft and base. Alright, off to a hot start, because I definitely have a base and a shaft. Shaft and glands? Well, there's glands on the inside. The shaft remains the same. Okay, there's a common denominator here. I'm going to assume shaft is going to stay here. Or the shaft and head. Whoa, now I'm confused, dude. I have all of these things. Unless I have too many parts, I think that I have all these things. But what are they medically called? Probably not the base. You know what I mean? It's probably not that. I think the glands feel scientific. The head of a penis also referred to as the tip. You know, I don't know how medical that is. I'm going to have to say shaft and glands. You know, the shaft probably is the whole outer exterior of the wiener. The glands are the inside. You know, that makes this penis function. So I'm going to go with that. I'm going to say shaft and glands. There's got to be some penis glands. Greg has completely fucked this already. He said that the glands are misspelled one. And two, the glands are the head. So I guess either one of those would be acceptable technically. All right. Well, I'm correct. And we're going to see what else we can fuck up in this round two during ovulation. Oh, boy. The blank releases an egg to be fertilized by sperm also fertilized misspelled as well. So we got two in a row now. That says fetalized. Um, but we'll see. We'll see. He was speaking through this apparently during ovulation. The what releases an egg to be fertilized by sperm, the fallopian tubes, the uterus, the ovary or the cervix. Okay. Now you would assume the fallopian tubes because they're tubes. Tubes feel like where eggs pass through people want to get a tube and you you put an egg through it like we've all seen. Maybe we all haven't seen the ovary. That could be it. The uterus. Now the uterus. The uterus, you know, the uterine lining really is what's going to be shed. And that ultimately is the period. Now the cervix. Now here's where we get a little wishy washi here with the education here. And listen, this isn't a me thing. This is a education thing. You know, if I don't know, technically, that's not my fault. I just it wasn't taught to me in a way that retained. That's how you deflect blank ladies and gentlemen. Boom. Gaslighting. What releases the eggs. I'm going to say I'm so embarrassed. I'm between two. I'm going to say ovary. Yes. I got the ovaries. Oh, shit. See, this is bad news bears. Once you pull this out and there's a lot of letter. Oh, it says what is D pointing to? I got to find it. Oh, here we go. Okay. So the bottom, the bottom here, which looks if you look at D, that kind of looks like a dog, the roof of a dog's mouth. It's like ribbed. I don't know if you guys have ever seen a dog and you look in. It looks like that. We're really looking down the barrel of it here. I'm going to say that the D represents a part that is it's warm. Okay. I know that it's warm in temperature and it feels it feels good. I'll say that too. I'm probably going to go with my gut here and and say that is the that's the uterus. Give me uterus. That's the vagina. Oh, wow. That's bad. I mean, I know that's the vagina. I thought vagina was more of a umbrella term, you know, kind of like the United Kingdom. And there's things inside of the United Kingdom. And like the vagina is like the United Kingdom. And then the uterus is kind of like England. That was my understanding. Oh, fuck, there's more of this. What is E pointing to now? So this is deep in the back of the vagina or some of this outdoors? Like are we looking at an indoor outdoor situation? Oh, this is only indoor. Okay. See that changes things for me. E of course is the that's, I mean, that is the cervix. That's where that is. That's E. Show me cervix. That's the cervix, maybe. And you know what? I know a lot of you out there thought this kid doesn't know the vagina. He definitely is not going to know the cervix, which I felt the same, but boom. Okay. Newer that was. Don't ask me what F is. No fucking idea. I know my way around. I just don't know the names of shit. You know when you grow up in a small town and people are like, how do you get, how do you even get by? How do you know that like maple comes after Main Street and whatever. It's kind of like that. You know, I grew up in the vagina. I don't know the names of the streets. You just know your way around. It's a vibe thing. Round five. Say the actual term for the slaying body part terms below. It's got to be a different way to write that. This is not an actual sex ed question. Okay. The loading dock. What the fuck are we talking about? I've never even heard of that. The loading dock. I'm going to assume is the vagina. That is the vagina because it's, it's right there. You know, before you get into the factory, before you see the machinery, we got to get to the loading dock. Also load the sleeping ferret. Greg. I'm pretty certain you made these up. The sleeping ferret juries out on them. The sleeping ferret is confusing to me. I don't even know what that could possibly mean. I'm going to say the mom's the mom's like the pubes. Is this pubes? Is it pubes? Because it's a ferret. It's a furry animal. Ladies and gentlemen, I just got a word that it is not pubes. What is it Greg? The sleeping ferret. An uniracked penis. What the fuck are you talking about Greg? Greg's explanation for the sleeping ferret being an uniracked penis was that I said, why do you think that? And he said, can't ferrets just fit underneath doors and don't really have bones and shit like that. We're never going to get through the rest of these. That's for sure. The naughty wishing well. Well, Wells are deep. Possessed girls crawl out of them and scary movies. Okay. The naughty wishing well, I'm going to say is the butthole. That's the butthole. Yeah, I'm back, baby. Because it's naughty. Ooh, shouldn't, but you wish you could. And it's deep like a well. You know what I'm saying? And dirty probably. Upper management. I mean, this is the clitoris. It's got to be the clitoris. Is this not the clitoris? Upper management is not the clitoris, which feels like, or maybe that's like the CEO of the whole joint. Upper management. Are these the tits? These are boobs. Okay. Upper management is the boobs. Okay. You got the two managers up there. That makes sense. All right. Is the principal's office? Mmm. The principal's office. This is where you get in trouble. When you get in trouble, you get sent to the principal's office. This is the top, the top person in the school. I'm going to say, I mean, I think I'm going to say the mouth. I think I'm going to say the mouth just because it's the principal's office. Anytime that I was sent to the principal's office, anytime that I was in the principal's office, I was getting yelled at. So I'm assuming there's something with being chewed out mouth. I don't know. Is that is that is that the principal's office? He just made that up and didn't know. He didn't have an answer for it. So I guess it's correct. And then last one here, the unpaid electric bill. Okay. So if you don't pay this, it doesn't turn on. This is just the full woman. This is this is just the full woman because if you don't pay the electric bill, it doesn't turn on. So if you don't pay the bill emotionally, she's not going to get turned on, turned off. Mom, he was saying G spot full woman. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. That was, I mean, I feel like I'm convincing him out of what you said. They're all meaningless. He just made them up. All right. Before we get to the rest of this video, we do have some sponsors. The first one being Factor. All right. Factor. 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If you're going to go, you might as well save some money Joe 2026 use that code when you're checking out, get 10% off your tickets and enjoy round six, when sperm fertilizes an egg, it creates a also want to put this out there yet again, another slide with a misspelled word when a sperm fertilizes an egg, it creates a embryo, a zygote, a fetus or a gamete. What that is, okay, these are all, I don't know what the fuck the last one is that could very well be a Pokemon that only Frank knows about. I think zygote embryo and fetus are all correct, but there there's an order to these things and I believe I'm going to say, damn what comes first, the embryo or the zygote, you know what I mean? It's definitely not fetus because that feels like fetus, I imagine it's got feet, you know what I mean, feet, it's fetus. It's got its feet already, it's got something looks like feet, so that's why I remember fetus. Zygote, mmm, embryo is like, I just think of eggs, it's all very literal, yeah, but it helps. They're more of pneumonic devices than anything, okay, embryo and zygote, those are what the ones I'm between. I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with embryo because like I said, embryo egg and like the egg, it's got to be an egg and then it turns into a zygote that turns into a fetus. Give me it, no, it's zygote, shit, so a zygote turns into a embryo and then a fetus, it's not a bitch. Round seven, average sperm count for men is around how much per millimeter, oh milliliter, sorry. Between 100,000 to a million, that's a, that's a lot. Three million, a six million, 10 million or 15 million in up, 15 million feels like way too much sperm dude, way too much. The average sperm count, I mean, the logical thing to do here was, would pick the average of these numbers are like something in the middle, you know, so I'm kind of between B and C. I honestly, not because it's C, because you know, usually it's like, if you don't know, pick C, but I think that having a one number is probably best. Because you would think the range from three to six is like, that's a big range, how can that possibly be? I'm going to go with C, 10 million, D, it's 15 million to 25 million, that is outrageous. That is so much sperm. Great just to think about how much sperm people wasted, you know what I have thought about before in my life. I'm like, what if the first, the first ever ejaculate was a, from your body was used to make a baby. Is that baby just like fucking nuts? Like I said, just like a superhuman baby, is that even possible? Because people have wet dreams, I guess, so I don't know. But like if you just never, you never, and when the first time you ejaculate that first sperm gets there, bang, what is that like? It's neither here nor there, folks. Don't know the signs behind that one, but we'll, we'll keep moving. Round eight, a human finger has around 3,000 nerve endings. A penis has approximately 4,000 nerve endings. How many nerve endings does a clitoris have? Guess within a range of 1,000 and you get the question right. Okay, a finger has 3 and my dick has 4, that is insane, by the way. I feel like we should get more out of that. I do know that the clitoris has a substantial amount more than penises. You know what? I probably am just going to double it and give it to the next genital and say 8,000. Final answer is 8,000. Fuck! The real answer is 10,000 in a clip. That's crazy. 10,000, you know what the most outrageous part of the clitoris having close to 10,000 nerve endings is? They complain about men not being able to make them climax, bro. They're doing it every single time and we've got 4,000. They've got 10 more than double and we can't figure this thing out. What are we doing? What are we doing? They also made it easy. They put it right there. And all of it's right here, you don't got to go anywhere else, just there, 10,000 hit the button bang. How are we not getting this done, dude? I mean it literally, when you go scientifically by the numbers, it's a pathetic performance from us. I will say that. There's really no excuse for this. Any sort of manager or player would be released and fired if they could not get it done. This is a all-star team, 10,000 nerve endings and we're blowing it. We're not even making the playoffs. Round 9. What's the most important part of having sexual relations? RIPPING THE G-SPOT? NOT THAT ONE! RIPPING! RIPPING! THE G-SPOT. Bro, fucking rip it. Mutual consent? Gonna be hard not to pick that one. That's gonna have to be the one thing. And then the last one, finishing in style, whatever the fuck that means. What does that mean? Ejectulating and putting on a cool hat? What are we talking about? I'm gonna go with a mutual fucking consent. I would say that is definitely the most important part. See, this is why we can't make it happen. RIPPING THE G-SPOT, Finishing in style. I'm sure there are people out there that are like, "Oh dude, there is nothing more important than Finishing in style." Yeah, no. Mutual consent. Massive. Final question here. Number 10. Which sexually transmitted infection is often called the "silent infection" because many people have no symptoms. Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, or chlamydia. Uhhh. I'm gonna go with herpes here. I'm gonna go with herpes that although there is versions of this virus that there is a visual representation on either your this or that. Sometimes it just lays dormant and you have it and you don't know. Is it herpes? It is herpes. I think maybe what I was thinking is that herpes is like very common and more people have that than people realize, so maybe that's why I was thinking that, I don't know. But there you go, chlamydia. I think I did a pretty okay, I don't know. I think that we stumbled a bit with it once you through the diagram of the vagina at me. You know, but we're learning. This is a learning process. And again, if you can't be mad at me, you gotta be mad at the New York City public school education system. That's not, that's completely on them and I'm absolving myself of a whole blame. And thank you so much for sticking around. I'm a genius when it comes to sex education. Maybe I'll be teaching at a school near you. That's neither here nor there. Don't forget to subscribe and we will see you next time.