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Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to Chime.com slash disclosures for details. Now on to the rest of the episode. Propel Fitness Water. With Gatorade electrolytes, zero sugar, and vitamins. Propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self. What propels you? Propel with Gatorade electrolytes. What's up, guys? It's Peyton and Cam from the You Should Know Podcast. Did you know you can watch the You Should Know Podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show. The You Should Know Podcast. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 223. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Woo! Congrats. I mean, that monkey is poking. Oh, no. That monkey came out. Pissing day for a pint in it. What? Josie Altidore breaks into the breaking third. The opening third. It's a. Go! Go! Oh, dude. Bloody day. I got my hands on a little piece of Texas barbecue. It's a brilliant sighting. It's quite hot outside. You go inside, it's a winty, willy, chilly wonderland. I don't speak English, but. I'm excited! I don't speak English, but I'm excited! That happened in our city. I've got the best interviews. We've been super into the World Cup recently. Oh, dude. The World Cup is a fever, man. Dude. Oh, it's like a good fat little tick that just bites you and you get infected. Dude, World Cup is in the United States. Unbelievable. It's actually down the street from us in Dallas. Right there. It's 20 minutes that way. That way. That way. This way. That way. Oh, dude. Have you been seeing all the foreigners? Oh, dude. It's my favorite part about it. Oh. It honestly, it makes you, it makes people understand how lit America is. Like, vaguely, yes. Vaguely. Yes. But, like, all the interviews, they're like, oh, yeah, we thought everyone, they're like, I can't even lie. We thought everyone over here was fat, ugly, stupid, and we thought we wouldn't have safety and everything. He's like, I'm in Miami. He goes, I've seen nothing but six-packs. I've seen six-packs and cigars. It's a beautiful day. Yes, bro. And I'm like, bro, like, it's so cool seeing just a mass, mass influx of people, like, experiencing America. So, a lot, if you don't know what we're talking about, the FIFA World Cup is a soccer thing that's in America. No, the World Cup is click-off field. Basically, the whole world, like, every country representing their own country is playing here in North America for the World Cup. And so, that means everybody from across the world is here in America, and a lot of people are experiencing America for the first time. And a whole algorithm on TikTok, Instagram has been people experiencing America for the first time. What is some of your favorite things you've seen, like, people experience for the first time? My God, dude, this French guy. He's here in Dallas. He literally said, he was like, good evening, mes amours, mes seuls, and mes seals. He was like, we need to stop saying, vive la France, and say, vive la Marique. He said, I just had a Texas barbecue for the first time, and it was the greatest moment in my life. And I am married. I have two children. He was like, this nigga, he said, he said, oh, but people say France, and La France has such good food. We have a croissant. We have a, he said, I would trade my left croissant for more barbecue. It is, they're fascinated by the food. Dude, no, they're fascinated by the most simple things we have over here that we, I didn't know weren't universal. Because we're about to go overseas for the first time for our tour, you should know studios.com. Oh, yes, sir. We're on tour right now, actually. We're going overseas. But I was, I would expect this to, watch that. Do y'all smell toast? Watch that. Watch that. There's a fire hydrant, and the dog's barking. I see fleas. So, wow. I thought this would be happening overseas whenever we go over there, but it's just an American thing, like air conditioning. That, it's starting to scare me. Can I be honest? I didn't know they don't have air conditioning over in other places. In England, too. Like, Brits are talking about air conditioning. I'm like. Yes, bro. I saw it. I thought y'all were like, like a, the 1.0 of us. Dude, it's insane. And we just evolved. I thought it was just us, but great. Yeah. I'm like, I thought y'all had no sense. If you've never seen seasonings, you've never seen Lowry's, God, if, Slap Ya Mama would cause cancer in England. Slap Ya Mama would absolutely get rid of a third of the English people. They have never, ever experienced seasoning like that. If you put gumbo in England right now, there would be like, there would be like polio. It would be like. Oh, 100%. It would take over. Bubonic plague. It'd be, it'd be insane. But it's kind of scaring me, because I'm like, they're, you said it perfect, the littlest of things. They think Walmart, they think Walmart is like, is the Taj Mahal. Yes. I watched the video. He said, this is unbelievable. He's like, I can get milk, bread, and a rifle, all in one store. He goes, now I understand America. Yeah. It's just like, and Walmart is something we're just like, all right, I guess, let's go to Walmart. Dude, a lot of people don't want to go into Walmart. Yeah. Like, we do not want to go in there. We don't want to go. It's like, oh, it's a hassle. And they're like, this is, this is stupid. They were pissing, dying, oh my bollocks. Dude, they were like, so they were so enamored by air conditioning, this guy was like, I don't know if you know this. But right now. It's pissing hot outside. I mean, I'm sweating. My nuts are stuck to my leg. But I walk inside this building, chilly, hot. And he was walking in and out of the building. He goes, hot, chilly, hot, chilly. He goes, you sit inside Winter Wonderland. He goes, outside Sahara. It's like, it's like, bro, it is so, it is cool. And they're funny because they're so, so emotional. You know what I'm going to do right now is hit up James from Shits and Gigs. And I'm going to text him and ask him, hey, do you know it? Do you know what AC is? Do that. I mean, he has to, but if they don't have it, that's insanity. Dude, and another thing that I didn't think was crazy was free refills. Oh my, they think free, dude, they think free refills and then like chips, like chips and salsa on a table. They're astonished by it. Dude, yo, let me send this, let me send this voice memo to James. Hello, bruv. Sorry. We're, uh, we're recording right now and we're talking about how on TikTok. We keep seeing a bunch of people experiencing America for the first time from England. And is it true y'all don't have AC over there? Because we're about to go over there and if there's no AC, I'm canceling those shows. Yeah. I mean, that's unbelievable, James. That's unbelievable. So let me know. Pissing day. All right. Oh my God. I kind of just slid in his dance. Shake that monkey. Oh, I could have said anything else. Oh, I forgot. He's probably asleep because it's different time over there. It's not too bad. It's like, well, it's like. Seven or eight hours ahead. Well, I always assume James doesn't like my Instagram posts because it's different times on and he doesn't, it doesn't hit his algorithms. So let's just. Oh, he sees it. Oh, he sees it. He's just like. But yeah, it's so funny, dude. I mean, this is going to be super localized. So I'm sorry for our international audience, but you'll understand how crazy this is. So there was a game at the AT&T stadium, which is here in Arlington. Yes. So there was this English guy because England played in at the AT&T stadium. He was like, he was amazing. Massive stadium. He was like, this is insane. He was like, all right, I'm taking a trolley or a taxi cab would take too long because it's a long line. So I'm just going to walk back to my hotel in Grand Prairie. You don't understand if you're not from Texas, how insane that was. And he documented his walk from Arlington to Grand Prairie. I'm going to get the stats on that. Oh, my God. You don't understand how. And he was like, he was like, I just stopped at a quick trip. And he was like, I got me a Powerade Zero. Crazy. They have sweets in there. That is a six and a half mile walk. That is 18 minutes via car. But no, it's not even. That is crazy to do. That is a multiple hour walk. In the middle of the day. To do in the middle of the Texas day. And if you don't know Arlington and Grand Prairie, that middle ground is not the safest. You just simply touch. Walk. You don't know. It could be further. Yeah. Tell the city, whatever. You just touch. Walk three and a half hour walk. Insane. It's like an 18 minute drive. Three and a half. He's like, I'm going to just walk back to Grand Prairie. And I swear to God, he documented the whole thing. And he was like, it's all right. I thought this walk could be bad. But this sidewalk's right here. Sidewalk ends just on some grass. He's in the hood. He's like, he's like, it's just walking on some grass. He's like, stop six. Like, oh, this mother ends up, bro. He ends up on like it. Like the over part of like. The. The toll road. Like, which I'm assuming it's like 75. He's like over it. And he's like a lot of traffic. down there i'm gonna have to end up down there he goes don't see his sidewalk put this extra road this mother was walking on the side of the toll road oh no dude no no that's when like you if you're that close to vehicles yeah flying past you you should know you're in the wrong and they don't have cars that go that fast over there i'm assuming i don't think they have 75 mile per hour roads over there do they do they not i don't think so i know in germany they have the autobahn what is the autobahn you don't know what the autobahn is no what is that a car i took german in high school dark if i was clue i'll put you clue darth let me try that yeah darf itch us i think so it's been a while since i've taken it what does that mean uh can i go to the bathroom you'd because i used to always go to to pee during german class i would make out with a girl behind b-hole and so you can't ask to just go to the bathroom if you wanted to ask you had to say darth it's close bro i was in that dark is i was glowing cuz i was like hey amos fawning steel tarp is close i'm out of here don't smell my hand when i come back oh my god oh my god you go doff is off's close i'm gonna go to the back of the hallway dj a bit you gotta work on my new mixtape coming up feeding style ah oh okay no oh dude but the tour is beautiful it's it's great it's unreal welcome to america great country poor management i mean we're we're we're working things out i mean hell it's yeah great country poor management man we gotta hey hey we're like everybody no we're not perfect we're nowhere near perfect but i love y'all man but i do i do love to see everybody like from brazil and like all these places coming in like enjoying our our what we have the good things we have excited this is the best interview ever bro uh hello i i know you can't do that i don't know if you can do the accent i won't do that i don't know english but i am excited it's the best dude i love seeing people just happy dude yeah it's so good it's so good dude i cried the other day at a video why a world cup video a soccer video brought me to tears what did somebody what what happened there's two uh two colombians leaving colombia to come to the states because colombia's in the world cup yeah and 100 they are the dad was they're at an airport his mom dad kid the dad's in there he's like all right i love y'all so much like thank you hold it down for your mom while i'm gone whatever and then he's like okay dad i love you and then his mom just pulls like rolls another suitcase and goes that's for you poppy you're going with your dad and they surprised him he got to go with his dad the dad and the son hugged they both started crying and i literally look in my rear view this is in traffic mind you i'm on a highway people shouldn't be watching videos oh it's bumper to bumper someone i mean shouldn't do it regardless yeah regardless but i'm on a highway right and i look in my rear view tears yeah yeah you've changed bro you're sick my heart got softened no no no no he's cam is really strange now the other day i swear to god cam said this to me the other day cam said bro what did i say he goes dude like i just love he said isn't it when a woman is just being a good person isn't that just so sexy dude okay you're you are going to be surprised you're going to be surprised at the comments when someone's heart shines through and they're being a good person like a good human being that's sexy no it's not yes it is you don't you haven't experienced it yet you mean my girlfriend's the nicest person i think we're talking about my girlfriend if you okay now it's getting weird no but you asked me do you think that's sexy yeah you're just calling my girlfriend sexy yes but and you're like does he think that's sexy yes but and you're like does he think that's sexy yes but and you're like that doesn't even correlate what do you mean no being a good person does not elicit the feeling of sexy you didn't need bro you're tripping so you're not in tune with your chakra dog you're not in tune with your chakra so say live dude so say y'all are driving in traffic lives driving and she hands a homeless man 20 you're just like oh oh yeah that's what you did right there i'd be like that's my 20. hey give me that back you know that's not yours you don't get money in cash Go get it from that man. Now, handing off homeless 20, no, sir. That's not getting it up. I'm talking about, I also said, when she's a good mom, when she's around the house, she's holding the fort down, she's a good mom, she's hot. That turns you on? Yes. Physically. Physical arousal. Yes. 100%. Now, that kid not computing my brain. You being good mom makes me want to play Tigers. Easy, set in stone. Done. I go, holy, that was a good feed. Oh, my God, you got down on all fours. You played with Malachi. Oh, Danny go in the background. Let's have sex. I never want to get to that point in life. Let me say that right now. I do not want to get to that point in life. Yes, you do. No, I don't. It's euphoric. No, it's not. I know what ours can create. I know, but I'm saying. I have two humans in front of you. I made that via sex. Yeah. And when she takes care of those, I want to take care of her. Oh! Wow. Okay, so my girlfriend is really sweet, like a really good person. A fantastic person. Like too good of a person almost. Yeah. The fact, dude. No, honestly, you don't. Oh, dude, no. You don't show her enough love. You don't show her enough. No, I don't. But I'm saying like, so she came back. She went to Liv's family's this weekend. And everybody was raving to me how good of a girl I have. Like how sweet she is. And then Cam was like, doesn't that turn you on? Yeah. No. You creep. That's not creep. That doesn't turn me on. Okay, first off, it's your girl, your partner. Yeah. Second off, hey, just because. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. You fickle, superficial son of a. How? Oh, you're like, I'm not getting turned on unless I'm seeing nipple head latching a bonka downstairs. You can feel stuff from the inside. Hey, emotions. Turn them on. I think the problem is sexy. Sexy isn't the word. You don't. Like, it could make me more like emotionally attracted. Like the emotional bond can grow. But sexy, no. Yes, which turns to sexy. No, it doesn't. If Liv's a great person. That's half the reason you fall in love with somebody. Falling in love doesn't mean sexy. I can fall. So in love with somebody. Fall in love with someone to look at him, give him handshakes for 40 years. Oh, did I fall in love? Some force? Oh, yeah, dude. I've met some. Oh, dude. Yeah, I fall in love with some absolute nukes. Are you crazy? So mean, bro. No wonder we don't have a large woman. I shout out to all the YSK girlies, man. You are tripping. I am. You're going to be by the car in the car right now. It's the same. Oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is the point. This circles it back. This brings it home. Okay. For me, when I see my wife being nurturing, being an amazing woman and being a great person, sexy, right? Sure. What do women say about men? What do they say? Oh, if you can just, if the light bulb goes out, the fridge breaks, he just gets up off the couch and fixes it with his bare hands. Oh, I want to throw that moose on him. I don't know how to make anything, so I've never experienced that. Well, you know what my girl said to me? No, no, I kind of do agree with you. My girl did say to me the other day, well, she randomly, she's feeding for it, and you're just like, oh, winga, winga, that's all you can, oh, winga, winga, that's all you, you're just like, oh, take a close off, winga, winga. No, this is the thing. She just randomly sent me a video of me bringing the trash can to the inside, and I was like, first of all, why were you recording that? Second off, where were you? Like, when you're just a sniper's nest, you're just like. And I said, why were you recording that? She goes, it's you taking out the trash really just did something for me. See? Yes. I was like, me having fingers, like, that's disgusting. And that's inside your own home, and that's not me, so it has nothing to do with, oh, you're changing, oh, he's no man and nasty. Fuck you. I'm just saying. Your own girl feels it. 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I absolutely hate dying in movie theaters. Like, absolutely hate it. Can I give you a fair, let's call it Broadway theater representation of what you're going to do after that statement? What? Oh, yep. Lights up. Oh, sharp, steep, tame. Oh, straight to hell. Here we go. You're going to hell. Dude, they're so annoying. A dying in movie theater is the most annoying thing in the world. movie theater is quite literally such a beautiful innovation they said movies are incredible yeah we have the screens we have the sounds what do people do typically before a movie or after eating we eat dinner so we're going to monopolize this industry and we're going to get some nice chefs and we're going to put it together that's literally let me tell you literally the american first i'll give my i'll give my reasons and then you can rebuttal first of all i want control of when i get my popcorn first thing first i control when i get my popcorn when i get my drink okay that's the most that's the most continue no because i was sitting in the dine-in movie theater i was sitting down and the reason i got the dine-in movie theater is because i was tired of going to like the big public like yes movie there's people talk too much people want to take pictures with me i don't want to i want to i'm sacred about my theater experience like i love movies yes and so i was sitting there and first of all let's go back let's go back stop talking to me during the movie oh dude stop talking to me during the movie the waitresses or waiters that come up to you and dine in movie theaters when i'm literally i'm in the the the build up of this movie i'm trying to understand like the the characters here and this comes up to me squats down right behind me yes she does excuse me hey hey hey what's cooking good looking can i uh what you want for the menu and i go huh and she goes i'm i'm trying to find watch what woody's talking about my my guy is bald and now i'm trying to understand she squats hey hey they do what can i get for you um and i was like she's like menu's right there i have to grab a menu yeah and she i was like i can't see it she has the nerve to go right here i got you i got you can you see it what are you looking at what you want right there can i can i recommend something for you let me recommend something to you silence yeah she's like can i recommend she's like the brussels sprouts are amazing oh no dude yeah no her yeah brussels sprouts no she starts giving me an in-depth thing of what she likes the seer of certain things you shut up i would have touched her lip i was like and then so i go i go large popcorn and i'm not looking at her so she knows to shut the up i'm not looking at so i'm looking at theater i go i'm i go large popcorn diet coke go on go go go sarah you don't get anything like sorry you don't get to like if you didn't you should have been quicker sorry um i don't want to tell you so i'm 45 in minutes into this movie okay i have no bev no popcorn that's a bad experience chalk it up as bad experience you had a bad experience you know what don't judge a book don't judge one there's always a rotten apple when i go to the theater movie that should be that should be that should be that should be beginning like i should be able to grab those two things if i want to order filet mignon or some onion tartar so whatever they're trying to serve inside of a movie theater that's whenever you get it after when i walk into the theater there should be a concession stand with a fat behind it where i can order my popcorn and my diet coke and i could take that that's an appetite i want to take that to my seat and then i want a button on my seat that says don't come to me i want to watch my movie theater and then and then i hear for an hour and 45 around talking everybody dine-in movie theaters are the worst thing ever if you're trying to actually enjoy cinema it's not the place to go oh okay that is i mean that is incredible and you clearly had a terrible experience first off i'm gonna chalk it up user error you had to have got there late because there's no way she should be taking your order 45 minutes in it's either bad experience or no no no no three things bad experience you got there late or your fat toes no she came to me at the beginning right when we sat down she's like hey i'm gonna be here and is there anything you like start off with i have my first time here i don't know i'm sorry let me give me a second i'm here during the previews she didn't come back to me for 45 minutes i'm hitting the call button do you know they should have do you know they should have honestly it's 2026 yeah i know what you said if i'm in a button it should pop up under the seat okay it should come like this right in that middle console right there i don't know about that i mean my car could drive itself to idaho right now i was and i can't get a popcorn popped up for my seat you oh you want a popcorn yes i thought you were talking about a menu i thought you're talking about you hit the thing a menu shoots up you could put your order in that would be good too that'd be nice too with like a screaming out of the arm that's just extra money let's call a spade a spade they need a qr code you're charging me an arm and a leg to get a god corn hey the food though is fantastic and you and i don't eat that exactly because you're prissy you know what you need to do hey build your own theater you have one at the house rent the movies buy the movies and you'll be good no what i honestly did i looked into because i'm going to a movie tonight i looked into and so what i'm trying to do is basically i'm trying to find the perfect filter down the perfect experience for you before spider-man comes out so that's what i'm working towards spider-man because if somebody ruins my god spider-man experience like if i go to cinemark and i hear some kids start being like fruit loops fruit loops they're gonna never watch the podcast again because i swear to god what i say to them is gonna hurt their feelings or if i'm at a one of those dining theaters and this and and she squats in front of me asking my order she's oh she's getting booted yeah straight to the chair she's getting a pierced listener double hard red light stomp so actually in the comments below any dfw movie theater recommendations put those in the comments oh dude i'm i i you have to hear me out you have to try it one more time you have to try one more time not necessarily that one okay go to another dining okay it is lit i'll go tonight they're on time at the previews put your whole order in during the previews yes and you'll be good bro you will be it's so imagine because we get a popcorn me and live still get a popcorn and a drink and then i get a 12 inch glizzy that comes out 12 inches if you're eating 12 inch glizzies during a movie theater dude you're going to hell that's literally my exact order the last three times i've been to a dining even a foot long i get a large popcorn we get a large coke zero and we share i get a foot long hot dog and i absolutely gobble it it is incredible every time it is so so i have an update real quick oh james responded oh my god let's see send the voice now let's see oh bro yeah you guys are in for a treat um okay i'm gonna be dead serious with you um okay cool so in hotels and venues and you're gonna be fine restaurants fine there's ac in houses there's no ac so if you're gonna go be visiting people you're gonna struggle but for all the places you guys are gonna be there's gonna be ac but yeah in our homes we don't have it and it's it's miserable get out leave england has to smell like a swamp england has to smell like a swamp oh they got every man has a striking case of famunda they all got it famunda cheese that is oh james you don't smell good brother no no no no he has aftermarket smell like it has to be if he does you imagine going to sleep it's 80 degrees you have to smell like aftermarket third party since gigs is tyler the gigs is what it smells like in there dude there's no way there's no way oh my god this is not real like are they in 2026 with us like that's the part i don't understand like why why do you not have air conditioning like literally why and no no the more part how do you have it in half the spots like you're clearly capable it's like at work you can at movie theater you can if you if you leave your town you go to a hotel you'll be good if you go to a venue for an event entertainment you're good but if you live here you're you're gonna be miserable your most cherished spot your home yeah hot as hell hot as hell that is that is beyond me that makes no sense genuinely how do you have it in half the places not the other yeah that is that is just stupid that's bad bro that doesn't make any sense that's bad this episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of mine seat geek the best ticketing app in the entire world oh my god the fifa world cup is going on and the best place to get tickets is none other than c geek with over 35 million downloads c geek is the number one rated ticketing app there are more than 70 000 events listed on c geek concerts sports festivals you name it dude i love using c geek i got it pulled up on my phone right now this is where i get like all 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right now yeah so yeah it's right here and right here i have two pimples i have to cover them up for the camera i'm at it's a it's a it's a pre-tour stress that's what it is so i break out when i'm stressed and i didn't want people to think i was gross so i put makeup on it's concealed god bless your soul no it's about you and eating food what do i do when i eat food dude you are absolutely animalistic and barbaric with your food what do you mean we were in the studio i physically watched you for your lunch i physically watched you put your meal prep into the microwave yeah first off you didn't crack the lid and it says to crack the lid you did not crack the lid you put it in the microwave and you hit three minutes yeah and then plus 30 seconds right and i said wow golly that seems like a long time man it's so long and i was sitting there i had an entire i had an entire beverage and the whole time your food is getting ready i'm just like good god almighty then you take it out it's steaming it is literally on fire we need a fire extinguisher you're walking it back to your desk it was like you go and sit down and your first bite was immediate like an idiot and you literally go oh oh oh oh hot very hot and i'm just like ah holy so then what i didn't tell you yeah was after you suffered for no reason ate magma you threw it away okay when you went to poop the second time he pooped in one day oh yeah that was really - Poopy guy. - I went and looked at the thing. - At my poop? - I would never in a million years. - You're trying to check my stool? - I went and looked at the container after you threw it away. - Oh, okay. - Do you know that that container says you should heat this up for 90 seconds? You-- - I don't know what that converts to. - A minute and a half. You did three and a half minutes. You're eating fire. Like you burned the out of it. But then I've also seen you on the opposite side of the spectrum when you heat it up, you never stir it. You never mix it up. You'll just accept uneven temperatures. - What do you mean? How do you mix it up? - Dude, you're seven. - No, I understand. - Then just say I'm Peyton and I'm seven years old. You are a kid. - After I cook it or before I cook it? - After, during, not before. Before is cold, hard, right? When you heat it up, you're supposed to mix it. - In the middle of it while it's going? - Some of them require it, but at bare minimum afterwards. You literally threw it in there. You didn't open it. You didn't break the seal or nothing. - I like the presentation of the meal prep. - That's like the main part. - You're supposed to mix it up so everything can get evenly heated. - Well, first of all, it's because I like brownies. - What? You had honey, asparagus, garlic chicken. What are you talking about brownies? - It's 'cause I grew up liking brownies a lot. That's why I cook my food the way I do. - Am I having a stroke? What is happening? What does that mean? - It's because- - How does that correlate? - The corner piece of the brownie, I liked it when it stuck to the pan and it made that noise. Like that. Here you go. And it would come off the pan. And so every- - Oh my God, I'm getting hungry. - And then I would like to chew on the outer edge of the brownie. - Oh, that little gristle. Yeah, that's a good- - Yes, and so- - What does that have to do with your garlic honey chicken asparagus? - Because whenever I heat my meal prep up too long, it starts to blend into the container. Like the plastic starts to melt into like the potatoes and you'll get that same noise. I'll go. And then I eat it. It kind of tastes like a brownie on the edge. - I'm gonna have to do crowdsourcing money for your treatments here in 10 years. You are going to have an uncurable thing if you continue that. You just said on the internet forever that I like heat nuking my food so much for the microplastics blend into my food so I can audibly hear a and then you eat the plastic. Oh. - You are, you're not , dude. You're not real serious. - Is that bad? - That's terrible for you. - Really? - Stop burning your tongue by choice, you weirdo. Well, I thought they wouldn't put- - And then mix your food. - I thought they wouldn't put dangerous containers on something that they're telling you to heat it up. - All right, bro. All right, bro. I mean, you are an anomaly. You are an enigma. - Careful. Whoa, whoa. Speaking of enigmas, you know what today is? It's the 29th. You know what 10 days ago was? - Oh, I can't even say it without getting an eye grab. - You're like, "June!" I go, "June! Oh, I can't do it! Can't do it!" - You know what- - Juneteenth. - It's Juneteenth, Cam. - Juneteenth. - Oh. - Got something to say? - Uh, happy Juneteenth, brother. - Is that, I don't know the proper thing, though, 'cause it's not like a birthday, right? It's a, ah, we've been down this path before. - We've been down this path. Did you forget what Juneteenth was? - It was, oh man, it's already been a year? - Time's incredible. - Time is incredible. - Juneteenth. - This was when the Southern states received the good news. Y'all received- - Y'all stopped saying the good news. - That's what it is. - Yes, but- - Is that not, that's literally, it's when the Southern states heard through the grapevine- - Sure, careful. - That they were free. - Yes. - Right? - Yes. - Juneteenth. - But- - That's a history lesson brought to you by, oh, the cabinet. - Yeah. - Now, is it more like do I direct it to you or to all my fellow blacks? - This right here, right here, your fellow blacks. Here you go. - Oh, I'm too high, no, I'm not. - No, you're not. Fist up in the air, here we go. - Okay, this feels a bit ritualistic. Here we go. Be loud for it. Come on. - Is it a happy or merry situation? Is it like merry Juneteenth or is it like a happy like, congrats? - Congrats, Jaylen. - Well-deserved, happy Juneteenth. - Can I say blacks? Or is that, that's too, that's like rough. - To my- - To my African Americans. But is it all? - Yeah. - Go ahead. - Happy Juneteenth to, oh, dude, this is incredible. - Come on, yeah. - I need to prep. I need to prep real quick. Happy Juneteenth to my fellow- - Do the Juneteenth jingle. - Happy Juneteenth to my fellow- - Yes. - African Americans. - Yes. - Is that okay to say? To my fellow African Americans? - Yes. - Happy Juneteenth to my fellow African Americans. - Well, not fellow, 'cause you're not. - That's true. - Yeah. - Happy Juneteenth to all my African Americans. - Not yours. They're not yours anymore. - That's the point. That's the point. That's the opposite of what we just did. - That's like July 19th. That's the opposite. - Yeah, it's like, that's your 4th of July, you can get that off. But, you know. - Here we go. - Here we go. - Happy Juneteenth, African Americans. I absolutely love y'all, your culture, your music, your food, your clothes, your sports. - Hey, fist up. - I, I, I- - Fist up. - Fist up. I love all of that about y'all. - Fist. - I did a, I married a black woman. - Well, okay. Well, mm-hmm. - And I made- - Doesn't make it right. - Bad practice with black people. - That, that's a bad practice. Was it 3/4? - 3/5. - Oh, it was like 3/5 and 40 meals or something, was it? - Get out of the mic. Get out of the mic. Say, "I love you, black people." - I love all black, well- - Yeah, no! - I love, wait. - Say it. - I love you, black people. Happy Juneteenth. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right, I, thank you for bearing with me through that, fellow listeners. A lot of possessive talk came out of me. Is that ancestral? - It's natural, it's natural. - Really? - It's all your spirits coming. - Now, let's just role-play with me. What if I went back four generations and found out my great-great-great-grandfather was like a bad, like a bad- - Oh, he was. I can't, you don't have to think, he was. If he was white back in that time, he wasn't a slave. - You never know, but he could have been in New York. - There were still slaves in New York. - Oh, there were, but I'm saying there's definitely, oh. - I mean, it's not- - A New York master compared to a- - Alabama? - A southern molasses Alabama master? - That's a- - Woof, yeah. - Both wrong. I think it's lesser of two evils. - Both terribly wrong. - No, very much evil, but I'm saying, oh, God. - Are you telling me I should prefer one? - No, I mean, now, if we role-play, if we stick to the cosplay- - I don't like that role-play. - I'd much rather be up north. I'd much rather be up north. - You would much rather, you'd be fine anywhere you went. - Well, that's true, but I'm saying if I were, anyway. - You know, me and Cam watched Django for the first time, he was like, that would have been me. You know, the guy that was walking with Django everywhere? That's how he watched Django, he brought himself into it. So, he was like, but you can't fight like Django, so it wouldn't have been me and you. - Dude, can I say, you just jogged an insane memory of mine. I watched Django in theaters on release weekend. - Yeah. - Thinking it was just like a sick, you know, Jamie Foxx is on his horse, and it's like, it's a sick movie, right? When I tell you, I- - You thought it was a horse movie? - No, no, I just thought it was like a western, like, 'cause in the, when did Django come out first off? We were fairly young. - Like 2013, 2014, something like that? - We were fairly, like, 14 years old, maybe. Like, obviously, I'm not like, I'm not an idiot, I knew what slavery was at that age, but like, I think from the trailers, I didn't fully grasp that it was a, like, slave-based movie. So, I get in the theater- - Slave-based? - Mind you, I get into the theater, I go with my friend, Corday, and his- - Oh, okay. - Yeah, I go with Corday and his sister and his mom. - Oh, that was awkward. - I get into this theater, only white person. I am the only white person in a 200-seater capacity, IMAX movie theater, I'm the only white guy. - Watching Django on IMAX is crazy, and being the only white guy. - And, mind you, I have braces, a nasty haircut, and I'm wearing, like, a pink shirt. So, I mean, it's just not optically good, right? - Oh, Cameron. - So, I walk in, and I'm just like, "Oh, I'm so ready for Django." I was like, "Oh, oh." I'm just kidding. I go, "Whoa, whoa." I go, "I thought you said Straight Outta Compton "was in Theater 16." - Oh, wow. - Sorry, no, sit down, sit down, sit down. - Oh, no, I watched that movie four times. Let me finish it, I'm sorry, take it out. Here we go. - No, you keep it. - Oh, okay. So, I go in, I watch the movie. I watch the movie, right? Now, I need you to think about how uncomfortable I was as the only white member in the audience of Django at a ripe age of maybe 14 years old. - Why were you so nervous? - Every time they said the word, I did not know what to do with my existence. I didn't know, like, should I, oh, there were some funny times when they said it. I was like, "I can't laugh." I was like, "I cannot laugh." There were some serious times, I was like, " it, dude, he deserves it." Like, I did not know. - Who deserves it? - He was shooting the white people at the end of the set. - Oh, I thought you said, I thought you said he. - Oh, no. - The reverse. I thought you were like, "We deserved it." - The whole movie, I just kind of felt like eggshells. But then at the end, bro, I was like, you you're the only one you went i said hell of a film hell of a film i said they did that good hell of a holy oscar oscar oscar flowers you start high-fiving corday no i got some high-fives at the end of the movie though swear to god that's always high-fiving after django is crazy being the only white person that's not on me that's not on me they were giving me high-fives i'm not kidding either like we literally we were leaving the theater you know how the like the uh uh flood lights come on so you can kind of see now yeah bro we were kind of up top this is insane we're making our way down saying there's literally people giving me knuckles and they're just like they're the whitest person i know they look like this appreciate it bro i was like appreciate it i was like i just watched them i paid the same 14 i said what do you mean they're like bro hell yeah and i was like all right all right my brother i said i said hell yeah we'll see you in the 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things i have to deal with at my house okay what happened world cup's happening right yes we're going through mexico usa mexico usa all these teams right australia played a game okay i'm talking to olivia about socks rocker right i'm just kind of giving her an overall rundown yeah and australia was playing on the tv yeah who they played first i don't remember it doesn't even matter but they're playing and it's like the very beginning of the second half and i'm like oh this game's gonna be good olivia literally literally goes doesn't it suck and i go what what and she goes like they already know what happened they already know what happened and i go what are you what in the doctor what are you talking about who knows what happened and what happened she goes in australia they already know the outcome we're just kind of sitting here watching a rerun and i said oh jesus christ i said what do you possibly mean by that statement oh jesus christ she goes well aren't they like 14 they're like 16 hours ahead they've already seen the game oh jesus christ and i i you can only imagine i mean my one of my sons are screaming crying one's hitting my shin i'm i'm heavily overstimulated and my wife who's 28 years old and an adult goes they already know what happened she goes in australia they already know the result what'd you do i literally said oh my god i said what'd you say what the can i get i hate what'd you say i hate the dog pile i hate the dog pile and please don't get mad at me when i say this i'm not your wife is dumb no no no no i'm not i can't don't you know say she has dumb moments no i love her no person no she has dumb up say she has dumb moments she has dumb moments she's like really stupid moments like i i love your wife i've known her for a decade like that's family bro but she's not no because i have a moment that happened with her recently too and i literally like i almost i almost pushed your wife over like it made me so upset what happened so i was on the phone with my girlfriend and your wife yes they were they're out eating together okay right they were out eating together i was on the phone and i hear live in the back i hear your wife in the back they're ordering right your wife is looking at the menu and she dead seriously she asks my girlfriend she's looking at me she goes what's what's sparkling water your wife asked that to a human being your wife asked what is sparkling water camera i love her bro no i love her too i love her to camp but there's it's getting to a point man where concern is starting to set in like it was it was always now this has always been lit like she's always always been not the only time i've been lit she's always always been not the any analogy one not the brightest bulb oh not the sharpest tool in the shed we know we knew academics wasn't meant for her but my god when she started popping out children man oh it's taking oh wow it was it was the the little wittiness or the lack of plus mom right now oh man what's sparkling water australia already knows the result why are we even watching it so they already know who won why do we get the reruns i thought they were playing here it was like i said olivia this is a live like this is happening right now this is a live sporting event she's like no i know but the time zone like they've already seen it it's 16 hours ahead how can they have not and i go olivia and she was like struggling to grasp it like genuinely she goes why is it bright in here what the heck what's a light i thought the sun was outside is it raining i thought it was summer oh god i love that i love that woman i learned that no those moments they pissed me off i heard it it is like a i heard it and i was like sarah you're a nurse you need to check like you need to get a cat scan it was something bro like something's gotta touch the temporal region do something when i heard that cam it took everything in me not to block my girlfriend's number like i was like i don't even want to be near that like i can't i can't not handle that and dude sometimes don't have to whisper she's not here we're gonna get really vulnerable okay let's do it me and live argue right yeah oh god i love you live and whatever but me and her argue she'll say some and then a sentence later she completely refutes her own point it completely goes against what she just said yeah so then i go dude you like you i'm not gonna argue someone that literally doesn't make sense i was like this is foolish i was like i don't associate myself with fools and you're acting like a fool like i can't i don't do fool and she goes you're always talking to me like i'm dumb she goes don't talk to me it made me feel little and you talk to me like i'm stupid one time bro i i i i physically couldn't do like it was building up and i love i love her to death and i literally was like live me sometimes you are you're stupid and it and that's so like it's mean to say it's so mean true but it's mean it literally felt like i was arguing in like a like a prank mirror like i'm going against myself and then all of a sudden it switched to me and i'm like she's size i was like like what am i am i an ex at that point bro you just have like yeah okay oh i tried to she goes oh you're gonna be quiet like a little kid yep i'm gonna be quiet and i go yeah and she goes that's why you don't even know what we know together when i know it and i'm just like oh my god like oh dude i couldn't deal with that oh it's all over to death no it's very it's far and few though i wasn't you know it's so funny because that just happened that that sparkling water thing i was never going to bring it up because i have respect when you open that floodgate dude uh i had did she and i'm not joking that's insane sometimes like i'm good storyteller i can like make a story sound like that was full on how it happened too do you remember what she did with my mom right what happened with her my mom went to a restaurant and she literally said there was a mexican restaurant yeah and it just had the items yeah tacos quesadillas enchiladas and they had the prices next pretty elementary yeah yeah and she said what's all on the taco 14 oh yeah it's like that that's my wife like i love her to death but it's just she read she read the name of the of she thought she thought the order was taco number 14 and not just taco was 14 and i'm like are you are no it's bad no no and honestly you gotta start getting the coloring books oh she has some she has about four she's a good collection you got to get her more you got to sudoku like my mom i'm having to get her on that too oh sudoku would break live's frontal sudoku would put live in a straight jacket i think it's sudoku first time dude you know what's funny all the comments right now are cooking is y'all so rude and mean the best person i literally talked about it early in this episode when she's such a good person and woman and she's sexy and i love everything oh dude shut up she's missing she is i wanted to keep talking about relationships because i have a question for you okay how early on in a relationship do you show your flaccid penis oh god almighty i thought about that the other day that is a wicked question that's a loaded question boy that's a - Really, how so? - First thing is, grower is shower, right? My personal saying is, Very much a grower. I feel like I feel like grower immediately Whatever you were comfortable with as a shower at three months If you were comfortable showing on day one if you just you're a shower penis It's three months in one day now if you're a grower now if you're comfortable the two-month mark It's now five months as a grower you don't do that like I feel like 90% of men are one 90% of men are growers Oh, so I want to say let's just take it from the growers there over standpoint perspective And this is a complete like you it's not like someone you grew up with and now y'all are trying to date or like some Like you know just like complete first time with you now you're dating. Yes, like you're dating like no shot Not not sexy time, but just like walking around the house booty, but when are you showing the flaccid man first off? I don't think I've I've been a homeowner for two years now and my four walls have never seen me fully naked But my my art and my canvases mirrors that never see me why I don't walk around fully naked it's that bad It's it's not even necessarily for the meat Allegations, but it's more just like man. I'm just not I'm not that comfortable in my own skin yet Did you be but they can win with your wife for a decade? No, it's it has nothing. I'm talking for yourself Oh, no, Peyton. I'm talking about when no one else is in the house. No care. I'm not naked, dude No, I don't I walk around my own house when no one is there this happened the other day You do not put on a sweater. Oh, no, so I'm not Winnie the Pooh in it But I'll be in some draws and then the other day I went and I dropped so this is a hundred percent This happened like two weeks ago No, no, everyone's gone. Mm-hmm. My mom my wife and the kids were out because Mylon had a little baby point I'm at the crib by myself Time to shower. I take off all my clothes showers running. I take off mind. We're now I'm butt naked Okay, very short journey to the shower, right? I throw it in the in the dirty clothes hamper and I get to the shower I don't have a towel. It's my towels in the closet down the hall. I in my own My house my life my body. No one else is here. I know there's no secret cameras No, I walk around my own house, but naked like this You do not you do not palm and walk you do not palm and waddle Cameron and I go I was like You start with your head in the shower Are you insane? You wash your head first in the shower you you enter a shower first thing I touch my First thing I touch my shower is my penis. I mean my hands probably they probably locate down there to the genital I don't watch anything before I wash my penis My head is the first thing that the water hits every show. Oh, I've watched my head last I don't even wash really my head, but no I'm talking about what the water hit is my cock It's actually my boy inter showers like this Yes Imagine your belly button and up is all dry and you're just soaking wet on the dick. Yes It's so because if you think I'm the loon if your legs I'm the weird your legs are warm your body gets warm I Turn on the shower and I walk in like this eat water scum down they go No, that's that's like it. They'll give you shock. You cannot do that shock is where you thrive I do not like shock so this I 90% of my shower first of all is I'm spreading my butt cheeks open and I'm getting water in between there That's where I live my life right there I turn into a little beluga well, oh my god, and then whenever I go like this, I'm like I Turned into Kirby and then once I'm all full I just blow and That's where I spend most of my time my shower like I'm just like this. My face is completely dry. No, I'm just like this I'm right there with it. Can I say something that was a biblically accurate button made with your lips And so that's what I'm saying, I mean I'm in seeing that and I'm in the shower and like I'm spread open like this until I get enough and like I get full and so Then I'll squirt it out and then I'll go into my frontal and I'm just in my front And then I'll just look at it like I'm not watching it. I'll just look at it and watch the water drip off of it And sometimes depend if I have bush or not. I'll just watch my bush collect Bush like I've been so well trimmed in maintenance. I have not had a bush probably since our first year in college one time Really? I live the first time I like fully chopped the bush it never came back I never I never allowed it to do you trim or do you yeah, I mean you go baldy on the bush There's there's sometimes I go. I mean absolutely Greg Popovich bald on the if you're a grown man going baldy and your crotch, it's crazy What are you a three you are an actress mattress or a mattress? Are you a mattress actress? There's one time I gave it the plane the air landing. Yeah, that's crazy Yeah, we already talked about that homoerotic and it was That is for sure that's homoerotic There's fanfic about your landing strip right now It's superb dude, that is that is indubitably Here that you had a landing strip that is crazy, but you don't understand like that's not right. You shouldn't have that You know you have two kids. You should not know the worst part is that but there's an extra double XL landing strip I had that all the way up to the belly. Oh, that was for a cargo plane. Yeah. No, you can make sure you're happy trail Oh, yeah I had that a Russian tanker plane. That's some started at the belly button It went scraggly scraggly real happy trail all the way down pubic pubic pubic pubic Right there Oh, if you have a landing strip as a man You either have to have your eyebrow pierced or a gauge like that's you cannot just be a nine-to-fiver like that You cannot do that. But yeah now it's a it's a pretty calm like I do like a like a having a baldy on On the on the boy as a grown man. That's that's hard drive worthy. Look that's good though Really? No, that's that's worth checking your computer search history. That's worth it. Like that's crazy Having just having a baldy on your man Okay Be a grown man like have a little bit of scruff along the landing strip was a one-time thing Baldi was like a two-time thing. I live in that like I'm actually like a five o'clock shadow for the oh I love a five o'clock shadow. I live in a five o'clock shadow As soon as my hair starts to curl I go. Well, that's a bit time. 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Oh crotchzilla okay rather i brought one do you have one or is it just me i have one oh my god we have two so let's do two let's do two you want to go yours first may the best man win go yours first okay daddy mine's very simple timeless debate timeless timeless timeless timeless i'm timeless yeah ever since i've been legit i've been legit oh yeah you should let her go she want to be lit oh yeah exotat it all over her body come just want to roll and come don't mind it bbc boys on the creep whoa bbc boys says bbc boys on the i don't think oh my god lyric check it right now lyric check it both of the sonically musically minded people wrong bbc says bbc boys on the creep oh my god this is my first dub over two people that are musically gifted this is incredible she bbc boys on the creep yeah i appreciate it darryl hey big black bb boys bbc boys on the creep big black boys on the creep boys on the creep feel like it's oh three neptune drum with the beat she hippie flipping hubby she wanna mess with the team she fell in love with her cream yeah she fell in love with the scene oh yeah her man quiet not a p broke is hard ptsd hold this chest let him breathe let him breathe all right okay yep what's your would you rather so timeless time we're doing again uh what it's awesome it's awesome i don't know i felt like you were 4d oh he hasn't eaten okay very simple would you no okay would you rather sleep without a blanket or without a pillow i think it is a guaranteed uh for me at least guaranteed easy guaranteed lock no blanket easy that's insane behavior no blanket is insane behavior granted you do keep your house on 83 degrees so you might survive it be careful you might say that's not me if shoe fits but anyway not having a blanket or a sheet no you didn't say no sheet oh no no this isn't loopholes you either get there's nothing covering you or there's nothing under your head some of the best sleepovers in my life i didn't have a blanket i put pillows on top of me okay i slept under a table one time guess what i'm gonna repeat this either nothing's covering you blanket is an umbrella term for this no sheet comforter blanket have you slapped woolly mammoth have you ever slept without a pillow before your whole day is miserable your whole day your neck is tell that to our ancestors your ancestors had way better sleeping conditions than mine so let's not have that conversation buddy happy juneteenth let's let's not start that okay go go a little further back don't go not too recent go way back you think they had pillows they you didn't have blankets oh really what do you think happened when a tribe of 20 like-minded people slayed a woolly mammoth and they slept in it partially but then when all that was done the bones let's talk about now let's talk about now cam you don't need a pillow you don't need a pillow you it's either it's either long-term uncomfortability or short short-term uncomfortability short-term uncomfortability is no blanket fine you'll be uncomfortable a little bit but your your rim and your rectum is gonna take over my rim and my rectum are gonna take my my toes gonna help me without having a blanket first off shut up secondly there's no long-term pain and discomfort you know what it is you can your whole next 24 is gonna be messed up if you don't have a pillow your whole 24 no it's no it's like this walking to work you can't work like this how many times you woke up with a crick in your neck so many times and guess what you used a pillow every time no i woke up without it no you used it oh don't you no no no no the only time i've woken up with a crick in my neck is because my pillow's falling off the bed oh my god you're an absolute liar or it's because i slept catty womp exactly if you sleep flat there is no catty womp yes but i could just sleep with clothes on i sleep with clothes on anyway that's cool that's fine a pillow is a is a a very present fickle comfort pillow is more important because it's your health gets affected after that it no it first off no it doesn't pillows are made for hell that's for your brain matter and stuff it's for your rim and your wreck stop talking about rectum no it is it a pillow is just a comfort thing it's pure it's just pure uh whatever yes comfort luxury yes body one you give you give a home you give up you give homeless people uh you give homeless people pillows before blankets every time you are about to bury yourself why do you think a you give homeless people pillows before blankets every time you are about to bury yourself why do you think a homeless person freezing cold in the rain homeless person freezing cold in the rain homeless person freezing cold in the rain if you rolled your window down and said i if you rolled your window down and said i if you rolled your window down and said i got a blanket i got a nice pillow got a blanket i got a nice pillow got a blanket i got a nice pillow blanket 10 times out of 10 let's take it blanket 10 times out of 10 let's take it blanket 10 times out of 10 let's take it to mount everest right who the climb in to mount everest right who the climb in to mount everest right who the climb in mount everest a lot of people especially mount everest a lot of people especially mount everest a lot of people especially a guy in a pair of green boots he's been dead for 30 years frozen up there yeah but don't take it to like these extraordinary points if you're freezing cold would you rather have a blanket or a pillow you'd rather have a blanket that's if you're freezing cold you don't have to be freezing cold that's what changed the temperature of your house my point was body warmth is a necessity a pillow for your head is not you said it's a necessity it is not it is a necessity because it can what will ruin your next day more just answer this question what will ruin your next day more your neck being messed up and your head hurting or you're you're cold what's gonna mess up your day more what if you're cold and you keep waking up because you're cold i've never kept waking up because i'm cold i've never kept waking up because i'm cold i've always kept waking up because i'm hot you actually blankets have made me more uncomfortable a pillow's never woken me up in the morning uh me having to remove blankets hat yeah that is nowhere near nowhere that's why you're not getting anything oh oh you. that is terrible logic terrible i smoked your boots i almost pillow luxury blanket necessity pillow luxury blanket necessity 100 all right well i have one okay i have one i have one okay now this is a real one right and i think we've talked about this mine man yours is dumb i killed you i smoked that debate you're not smoking yourself you're next 24 think about how bad you gotta be at dancing to physically make people behind the camera uncomfortable i want you to look at the fourth cab now just meaning all right okay hit me with yours hit me with yours hit me with yours this is getting bad dude it looks like we're recording way too much and i'm starting to like lose parameters that people do see this like i'm really starting to lose that thought it's like it's like almost like bad to be like to be so consistent you start to lose touch of reality plot you lose the plot man do this like three times a week you lose the plot man all right dude i have a creek in my neck now yeah exactly because sarah knocks off the pillows all right knocks off something would you take five million dollars right now yes yes yes would you rather over yeah yep it's over okay let's see i know i genuinely thinking you you you might go the opposite on this that'll be hard would you this kind of goes in with getting hard oh would you take five million dollars right now but you can never have again where's where's the rest it's just like one question with a caveat it's not oh is that the whole thing that's it okay not a wood draft but hell let's play ball would you take five million there's no no i want you to hear me there's no monetary value that you could put on me having so you wouldn't have i'd burn that five million dollars in front of you to have one more time that is the power of no i've no shot you're potting you're potting you're potting you're making jokes for the podcast me not having say coitus from now on me not having coitus with my wife yeah for how long we have left 50 years 40 years yeah that is that is that is invaluable you cannot put value on that that is invaluable i must be missing out on coitus i've never had coitus that good to make me not take the five million dollars oh i mean you've had some beastly coitus i mean oh my we need a carpenter in here i said what in the hell they do i go how's their handprints up there but what the paint chip i go what the but there's are you kidding me you value you value quit is that much i am flipping this on you five you're done with coitus for five million you are 27 years old yeah i i i don't you haven't even hit your second wind i don't view coitus that importantly five million dollars i know oh i think it's opposite camp five million yes it's the easiest hypothetical of all time i i'm i like literally not even a second thought five million dollars of cash handed me right now yeah cut my off i don't need it anymore this is this is really i'm surprised by you why do you need to have coitus that much of why why is five million the the god like god sent number you must be you must be so rich we're five million dollars like i can burn it in front of you no but for forever this has nothing to do with what is so good about that like why would you not you've had so much more than me you know what's good about it yeah maybe that's why because like cam like i wouldn't even i'd be fine never even having the euphoric ending of like regardless of coitus i would rather not even be able to climax for five million dollars no climax for five million dollars ever again this is this i can get off by a sneeze at that point no five m's no no but you you can't you can't get off you can't get off i don't need to i have five million dollars i want this to be on the record this has efficiently ticked the cake for me i would never climax thing you have ever said in the history there's no way that's crazy that's not crazy that's not crazy at all let's say you live 40 more years okay let's say you got on me that's 67 let's look at 50 years 77 yeah you live twice as long as you've been on the earth right now yeah so you're only giving me till late 60s is crazy i said 77 50 years so your whole life and then two more times over yeah and you don't get to climax no in any way shape or form no self-pleasure no no no with a woman nothing for the rest of your easily for five for five million dollars yes it's just one experience five million dollars yes that's just one experience that you don't need to survive like you don't need that that's different it's like you can't see again you can't hear that's different no no that's just a bonus thing you don't need that's just like endorphins i can get endorphins other way i could rip some packs and read hunter hunter manga i don't need that how many hundred hundred episodes are you gonna watch so you go man i need a nut man it's been nine years i can watch people have from that point like i don't even need to i don't need to do it myself five minutes i'll just watch you do it i'll be like you go get her there is no way you just said that there is that is an impossibility that you just said that you were res cam you hear yourself and your your coitus is like 14 seconds okay hey that's like would you rather do something for 14 seconds or have five million dollars i'd rather be able to do that 14 second coitus for the rest of my life cam are you genuinely being serious i i put this on both of my children clearly because human life comes from coitus so what if i want another what if i don't my hot wife i don't know about five million if i can never have what oh my god i'm like boiling kiss her insane kiss her kissing is better than coitus kiss dude foreplay i mean the gold is found in foreplay don't you ever get that twisted but you can never climb you you up the ante your original question i'm 10 toes down i would 100 rather have you more self-control bro you need to like you need to like find a hobby or something that makes you happy you have climate hobbies hobbies made me it's not about happiness it seems like it's bringing you happiness no it no this is like euphoric spiritual it's really not it's like tiring you're like this arms are shaking that's not euphoric my abs hurt i catch charlie horse and after i'm like yeah i feel like a sloth i'd rather do that 20 times over uh if there's many many times i want then five million dollars five million payton five million dollars okay let's up it 10 million no 20 million you you 20 million yes and i'm not at this point you gotta me no i need to know what you're feeling like no you gotta me now i need no 20 million dollars no i need that you put you need to know you need to you need to put me in a pretzel if you're not i'll put you in the master lock oh you're you're saying your coitus is worth more than 20 million dollars that's not what i'm i'm not saying you 20 million dollar put you on camera boy i do not have 20 million dollar genitalia i'm saying 20 m's can your kids kids don't have to worry again that's dude and that's you can call me selfish if you want i have one life and i i care more about having my wife believe it or not than 20 million dollars no that's is that not bananas but if it was like a stint there's like a contractual stint 20 million dollars is worth more than 20 million dollars you can't you can't have your wife for three years okay sign me up 20 million that'd be rough and we might we might crumble 20 million dollars a decade no 10 years are you nuts are you nuts dude are you absolutely nuts that's 3 652 days considering there'll be two leap years that's the most impressive math i've ever heard in my life oh it's not it's 365 times 10 but every four years there's a leap year so you had an extra day that's three thousand six hundred that's that's a collegiate degree right there i can't do that that's impressive dude you must like a machine bro you're putting it on me what are you going to do with five million dollars i have to do 20 okay that's fine 20 20 that's what i'm gonna do whatever i want you were dead set on five you're doing whatever you want except i don't need i would be tugging dude dj and i'll literally go to my girl right now and be like i could i take it for an extra 20 000 a month i'd be like if we don't every month we don't have coitus we get 20 000 a month me and her will have a pack we'll just look at each other rough we'll go like this this will be me and my girl oh my god we're happy 20 bands a month extra dude you're saying it's the complete reverse spectrum you're saying my value too high you the money's too high for you dog there's no way there's nothing get out of it's worth more than 20 million dollars you get something that is so spiritual and out of this world you get it cannot be replicated you get your played with don't you you she hitting that prostate boy she can make you to go lucy cuz that boy hallucinating off the what do you do i never i ain't never nutted that one let me tell you that i'm just like oh i was like you'll float too georgie i start seeing the ink cloud well she getting that smile boy she pitching that goo not even okay i understand how i'm saying it makes it seem like that i'm saying there's you gotta let me watch one time bro i gotta see this is worth 20 million dollars bro let me just get in that room you got that chair in there that's nutty bro no pun intended that's crazy wow in the comments bro what would y'all think okay i'm watching i'm putting a camera in y'all's i'm putting a little gopro top and i swear to god if it's just missionary bro i'm gonna kill you yeah you know you wouldn't it would it's it's not it's not gonna move any markers for you let's just say i go 20 really yeah oh yeah no no no no you're tripping bro dude that's insane dude you're this also gotta remember this is a rich person talking this is not no no no no like it's not has nothing to do with how much i i came to college cam college cam if you would have gave that same ultimatum dude no for the rest of my life no no no no actually actually more of a 10 toes now you and no no wow because i didn't have kids at that point i didn't have a wife and i i want i want i was a tcu horny toe and i want me now okay okay oh i forgot all this was okay okay ow my toe okay well that's crazy that you think that that's crazy that you think that i'm gonna see if james texted me again oh did okay did your boyfriend your new boyfriend by the way james james duncan yeah let's just say that he's not my new boyfriend we haven't met a person yet okay well you got a little internet when we go to a nice little dm going we go to let all we talk but oh oh we talk oh excuse me me me and joe talk too oh you and james you and joe oh okay okay me and hat guy and alex talk okay dude all right now is that guy alex now that no alex is now the jealousy fellow now i feel the jealousy creep yeah you talk to all of them i talk to all the all the potters i speak to none of them you don't get on your phone yeah you have foohide you have frank and you have hat guy or no i type both of them actually i'm not gonna lie me foohide and frank would piece y'all's up in what in life me foohide's clearing james hey what like basketball oh i mean i was talking about fist to cuffs but oh you want to do fight let's do basketball let's do basketball me no no no no let's keep it us too because we ysk's got to unite i feel like okay i feel like the you should know podcast we clear all of the you should know podcast to take care of you guys i feel like the you should know podcast to take care of you guys you should know podcast to take on any other big podcast we can take on any in basketball we have that that i'd argue that's non-negotiable that's irrefutable ysk is better at basketball than any other podcast i okay let's start okay let's start let's go down the list let's go down the list okay let's start with we're already talking about gigs let's talk about gigs i love them like good guys fantastic hilarious short kings i mean those guys can't be above five five and something about five five is criminal five five and i keep seeing like clips from their live show and i've seen them run up and down the stage it does not look atlantic bad limp on fuhan no i'm just kidding i'm kidding but no there's no like something about england also it just it doesn't it doesn't give good hoops it doesn't give good hoops doesn't give height no it really doesn't no no no the tallest person in england is six two oh yeah you're six two and then you literally have your two kings you have tyson fury and anthony josh yeah they're the anomalies so so we're clearing what would be the score with them well i mean my god we're playing we're playing 11 playing to 11 they get ball first out of pity they get ball first uh i'm not kidding now you now you get in your weird dude let's just have fun like you don't have to know now when i play basketball i'm gonna be like this check up james oh check up you're gonna be like dude just compete have fun man we're here for a good time man i'm gonna be like no where do you think you're going no not on basketball you know i throw elbows okay that's true i'm too physical god forbid your elbow landing well it's and honestly we're gonna just be above them they can't like they're contesting we don't even see them uh final score i'm gonna be gracious they start with ball let's say james throws a crazy nasty form it hits in and then fuhad gets fouled hits a free throw 11 to 2 11 2 easy slight work okay let's think of another podcast um You already said it. The escape pod. Come on now, brother. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. What's his name? I got to make sure I get his name right. I know it's like Warfellow. What the f*** is his name? Warfellow is his government name? No, his government name is Andrew. I was about to lose my mind. This whole bit would have been about that. That got me, dog. Warfellow. No, okay. Andrew from the escape pod, he can shoot the ball. He has a whole thing. You've seen it. He has a whole thing on his Instagram where he does trivia and shoots. He played against Jenna Bandy, smoked her. Oh, if you smoked Jenna Bandy, okay. That's easy to shoot. Absolutely f***. No, no, they're not scoring. No, no, no. That's an 11-0. That's an 11-0. Actually, no, no. If he gets a shoot, Andrew can shoot. Andrew can shoot. Let's say you start the game on Andrew and you're going soft for whatever reason. He makes the first one. You'd lock in. They wouldn't score. And I feel like Hat Guy's going to tickle my butt. At one point of the hoops, he's going to give me a hoot. He's going to give me a pinch. You're going to go set a screen. He's going to go. You just go. Then they jump me, and then I just throw it at you, and you go dunk. Anyway, next pot. Next pot, let's do impulsive. Mike Malak, Logan Paul. Okay. Now, I have seen both of them in person. I have seen both of them in person. Now, Logan Paul's a big boy. Logan Paul's a huge guy. But let's talk about Mike Malak. He's 40. He's got flat feet, and he's used to be addicted to crack. So let me say this. He's a non-factor. Love him to death. A lot of mutual friends. No, yeah. Mike's the vibe guy. He's going to be there. He used to make jokes. But we're double-teaming Logan. Now it's all up to Logan. We're double-teaming Logan. Now, you know, wrestler. Aggressive. Aggression. A competitor, too. Competitor. He might give us. Boxer. Athletic boxers, check. Yes. He might pull out a mean little jet. But he's so swole now, he can't shoot a jump shot. The form's not there. It'd be like this. It'd be like throwing a rock. Yeah. It's like Bobby Lashley trying to do anything. I've seen Bobby Lashley walk around the ball. It's not a good line of lateral movement. Oh, yeah. It looks like you. Real tight upper back. Oh, God. So I would say we double-team Logan. We let Mike shoot. If we lose to Mike, I can't say that. Yeah. But, and, Logan can't guard us both. That's where they're going to. Oh, 100%. Because whoever Mike's guarding, we're going past him. Oh, he's with us. It's three on one. Sorry, Logan. Yeah, we throw a pipe somewhere. He'll go chase after it. I don't know. That's so mean, dude. This is a comedy show. That's not good. It's not good. No, we're absolutely clearing them. Um, athletic prowess. Let's say he bumps one of us. It hurts real bad. Yeah. Let's give him two. 11-2. 11-2. Okay. So we're beating everybody 11-2 so far, except for Escape Island. They're 11-0. Yeah. No, we gave him one. We gave him one. We gave him one. Okay. So 11-2, 11-1, 11-2. Okay, let's do basement yard. Basement yard. Now, can I say this? I was surprised when I met Joe in person. I was surprised at his build. Athletic guy. Yes. Kind of strong. Now, again, short king. Good use of the overshirt, too. He always has a good overshirt. I've never seen him have an overshirt on. He has an overshirt, yeah. Okay. So when I met him in person, I had to look down. Now, that is a thing. So I'm bad at gauging heights. I would say Joe's at least 5'10". Okay, 5'10". 5'10 at most. Undersized for the smallest position on the court. An undersized point guard. Okay. That's what we're going up against first. Turned in my hip. You're in the rim. Now, you dissected Joe. Give me Frank. I think there's something that you might say, oh, shut your mouth. There's something about when you have kids. There's a different level of confidence. There's a different level of competition. Don't dad unite me right now. Oh, dude. I mean, it's animalistic. It's natural. It's human nature. There's something about you can't lose. You put that man's kids in that room, too. One of us is leaving without an eye. He'll do whatever it takes. Your kids, his kids are in the arena. You're both fighting for the honor of your family. Yeah, I'm turning a gladiator in there. You and Joe are sitting there trying to play basketball. No, I would say he also, he's that guy. Now, I've never seen Frank in person. I've seen Joe in person. I haven't seen Frank in person. Neither have I. But he. Gives that energy of that guy that he's, like, not stellar at any sport, but, like, very, like, good. You know what I'm saying? He's not going to be a superstar on any team. He's not going to be a pro at anything. But great role play. You want to play ping pong, parlay that, and go-karts, parlay that into golf, parlay that into basketball. He's, like, he understands it all. He can play it all. With that being said, what's the score? 11-2. It's got to be, dude. It's on and on, 11-1. You know what we should do? It's going to be hard to get all of us in a room, but we should host, like, a two-on-two. Two-on-two basketball game tournament. That'd be elite. And then we put, like, we all put money up, and, you know, inside of my heart, I wanted it to go to the winner. But let's do it for charity, because we're all doing okay. So let's. Our charity of choice would be UChino Studios. No. No, no, no. But we'll all start. We'll all. That ain't lit. We'll all put in, like, a good amount of money. The winner, whoever wins, has the charity of their choice. They can take it, too. Oh, ****, bub. What? Okay, you always got to play devil's advocate. You know I'm a logistics guy. Yeah, what? What happened? This goes out. They see this. They go, oh, yeah, that's funny. What about this? What? They challenge us in something. What? They come back and go, all right, play us in golf. Or, all right, play us in this. You would hinder us. You would hinder us. You would hinder us. You see how, ****, quick you jump ship? You would hinder us. This is a hypothetical. You would hinder us hypothetically. I would hinder us. Your golf swing, it makes you look like, I mean, oh, I can't say that. Oh, because you're Tiger Woods on the **** green. Comparatively, yes. No. Comparatively, yes. Comparatively, Cam, you look bad. We have been 26 seconds into this hypothetical. You have already jumped ship, turned on me, and now you're making fun of me. We're supposed to bond together. I'm saying, what if they call us out? We could do, like, an Olympic thing with them. Like, so, because basketball, they're all getting smoked. And we got the Brits. We got the Brits. Because for my pregame meal, can I get beans and toast? No. No, if they pregame beans and toast, bro, you're automatically eliminated. If you eat pregame beans and toast, I don't play you. I refuse to go to that. We got to pop a mint after that. Oh, yeah. Calm that stomach. Well, at least. We got at least our skills on hunting grounds. That was the best trend of all time. That was the greatest trend ever. Oh, man. So, let's see if they want it. Guys, if you. Also, yeah, tell us that. Who, are we tripping? Yeah. Like, that. That was the whitest thing you've ever said. Are we tripping? Are we tripping, dog? We're not tripping. My dog. On that, my dog. Oh. We're not tripping. We would clear all of them. Like, tell us, please, in the comments. Who do you think one of them would beat us? Yeah, guys. So, any of those podcasts, if y'all want to run the charity tournament, let's do it. I think we should have that going. Yeah, hit my boy up. Apparently, he's a whore in all y'all's beds. Hey, I'll see y'all next time. Yeah, we're going to have a single number. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Oh, man. All right, guys. Hit my dog up. Y'all already FaceTimed. I don't know. It's all cool. He's at home, sleepless nights. It's all good. All right, man. Talk to Frank about kids. Get some advice. He has kids. Yeah, that's true. None of the other ones have kids publicly. I don't know. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. Oh, God. Anyway, appreciate you coming back to another. Oh, this is not Patreon. Oh, dude. We got to stop recording. We both did it. We got to. We need a six-day sabbatical. We both did it. That was our Patreon intro. So, if you want to join the Patreon, link is in the description below. Extra content every single week. Talk to him. I mean, we got a Patreon exclusive. That's another hour with me and Cam and the rest of the staff. We have multiple shows. I can see. Conspiracy Theory, that's every month. Dr. P, that's every month. Get him. YSK Unplugged, every month. Get him. We have exclusive live streams every month on our Koala Royalty, our top-tier membership. We have a 10-minute talks every Monday. Get him. That's about 10 to 20 minutes of the real conversations with everybody in the crew. We have DJP. 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