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Call of Cthulhu: The Saturnine Chalice #4

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Call of Cthulhu: The Saturnine Chalice #4

The text begins with a promotional advertisement for "No Quest for the Wicked," an interactive audio drama podcast set in a sci-fi universe where listeners can vote on decisions and shape the narrative. Following this, the bulk of the content is a transcript from a "Call of Cthulhu" roleplaying game session titled "The Satinine Chalice." The investigators, having previously found a decomposing body and witnessed a murder, return downstairs only to see the supposedly dead butler alive. They encounter a new arrival, Lester Goodman, and soon discover all exits are mysteriously bricked up. Forced to join a dinner, they find the table filled with numerous identical copies of Lester, each acting independently but sharing the same stories. The investigators attempt to gather information about a ritual involving a book called "Das Buch Abrahlin," while witnessing the Lesters eat whole rats. Tensions rise as they observe suspicious interactions between the host, August, and one of the Lesters, and grapple with sanity-damaging revelations in a surreal and increasingly terrifying scenario.

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[Music] Hey, Cox! You ever listen to an actual play-pike guest and think, "I want to play at that table?" No quest for the wicked, it's gotcha. When a planet mysteriously appears in the Castle Ball Solar System, it sparks a chaotic stramble of corporation scientists and adventurers. Little do they know, a dark threat hangs over them. And the only two can stop it, are Linnigan, a father looking for a new start and Flipwick, a privileged DJ setting out to prove himself to his family. But they have a secret weapon. Two, the listener, join the council and vote on important decisions, create and name NPCs, form factions with other listeners and even influence the hands of fate themselves. So don't wait, visit noquestcast.com to claim your seat at our table. You sit trembling in your trench, bombs raining all around you, and bullets whizzing overhead with mud-covered, quaking hands. You struggle to reload your rifle, fearing the moment they blow the whistle and send you over the top. Suddenly the sound of a whistle rings out, panic, you begin to squirm on the ladder, out of the safety of your trench. Into no man's land, and by God, they're there right in front of you. The Martian tripods. Their atomic beams sweep from sight to sight, that's up meeting your forces. They're converging on you. My God, is this the end? Or are you on a mystery quest? And welcome back everybody to Call of Cthulhu, the Satinine Chalice. Previously, our team of investigators make a horrifying discovery in the upstairs of the old manor house, the long dead and decomposing body of Veronica, a woman they've been interacting with all day. And then they see the brutal and terrifying murder of Jeremiah the Butler. We rejoin the mystery, with our investigators making their way back downstairs, only to fight Jeremiah the Butler alive and well. You see Jeremiah, he's there. It's like, oh, there you are. I hope you found using the bathroom. Cthulhu is acceptable. So all of the other guests are seated. And he's there, like taking the hat and coat of like a gentleman who has literally just come in. They've just shut the door. He's fairly smartly dressed, looks a bit like a businessman. Is he wearing a tie? Sure. Has he got the symbol on his tie? No. And he's like, oh, it's nice to meet you all. Hello, I'm a Lester Goodman. I'm a business associate of August. You're all seen, right? You've seen a ghost. What's going on? Hey, Lester. How's it going? Have you got a car? Are you here for the party? Have you got a car, Lester? Oh. Have you drive here, Lester? Yeah, I guess I do. You seem a little confused. Did you carp break down when you were coming here? No, I. How did you get here? I just knocked on the door and. No, well before that. Yeah, I must have driven here. It's so far out. I almost would have gone there. Front door on the front door. And. Oh, see you out the front. Yeah. No, maybe not. I don't know if there's actually darkly on that. It's a little like stained glass. Yeah, I think you need to open that door. And are you guys all here for the party as well? No, no, no, no. We just had a living, actually. We're just leaving. We're just leaving. Yeah, we can borrow a spot of petroleum petrol. Could we? Oh, yeah, I imagine my car would have some petrol in it. Oh, yeah, your hose is upstairs if you want to go get it. I think it's the sign where it is. Swilly, I think it's fine where it is. Well, right this way everybody, Jeremy, everyone is sitting down. Rosemary's been cooking all day if you'd like to come and take your seat. Oh, Maggie, I think the cab must be here, right? Did you hear that honking? I'm going to open the front door. Fuck it. This is what I would do. My character would open the front door. See if there's a car, see if there's anything out there. Yeah, you open the front door and it opens just to a solid brick wall. Fuck. I touched the brick. Hmm, it's brick. Feels like brick. I thumped my face against a brick. Sounds like a brick. I turned to the other. Doesn't it taste like a brick? Whoa, Jeremy, I didn't think you were getting some brick. What is going on here? Perry, that no? The windows. Check the windows, quickly. Yeah, to check windows, you're going to need to head into the dining room area. Oh, there's probably a window there. There's a window here. No way, where am I right here? Okay, there's a window on the side of the stairs. Yeah, the curtains are drawn. You tear that open. It is a brick wall. It is just brick work behind. I'm going to begin to cower behind, Willie. I'm just like-- Terrifying me. Holding their tape. But also, I'm shaking myself through. So I'm shaking a little. Can we get you anything? Please, everyone is sat down. Lester, right this way. I think he's-- Thanks a lot, mister. Yeah, he goes-- I don't think we have a choice. I think we have to go. Lester, you see these bricks, Lester? Can you see the bricks? He kind of looks at you and looks at the door and the door is just shut. I don't-- A bunch of jokers here. And he goes through into the room. And you can hear-- It sounds like a lot of people are sat down, like chatting and kind of laughing away in the dining room. Can I try and open the front door again? Yeah. Okay, I open the front door. Bricks. I try walking into the brick. Not running into the brick. I just try walking into the brick. Perry, it's okay. Perry, don't-- Take one point of damage. How bonk. As you walk into bricks. I don't think I've ever taken damage. I don't know. I've ever taken damage in this. I don't know if you've taken damage in this. I guess you dodged the scratch earlier. Don't worry. I'll make sure you take the first hits. Thanks, mate. You know what? I think we should all just go sit down. Nothing bad seems to happen when we're around Mr. August. No, not wrong. As you say that, you hear rosy. Like, do you know who's served everybody? And you hear the sound like plates and stuff moving around. I, uh, wouldn't eat any of that food though. It was probably like, uh, as-- She's been cooking rats. Torrible woman. There was a rat in the store. And none of those made a bed of mo-- I have eaten rat before. It's not as bad as you think it is. But I thought you were a rat man and I said-- You wait. It's a rat. You two better keep your dogs on, man. I just look a bit like a handsome rat. I'm not sitting your hat. OK. So are you heading into the dining room? Yeah, we're going to head in. What's the, uh, seating plans? Like, uh, so yeah, the, uh, this big, long table has maybe 20 plus, um, uh, spaces at it. Um, they're all dead in the middle of four unoccupied seats. Oh, my god. We're going to put you in dead. No. Oh, my god. No, no. Clearly, um, for you and, uh, one end of the table, you can see August and the, um, like, sat next to him is Veronica. And every other seat, uh, the table, you look around. Um, everyone kind of turns, um, to you. And it is, like, 15 identical, lesters. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, hey, uh, nice, uh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hi, my name's Lester. I'm Lester as well. Hey, I'm Lester. And they all introduce themselves as Lester Goodland, a business associate of August Wayland. What the? Harry, what's going on, Harry? Um, give me a residency role, everyone. I can't believe you added molesters into this. Oh, natural one. Oh, that's easy. 35, 38, 42. That is a fail. Uh, I succeed. I succeed. Okay, everyone, um, even if you passed, you can lose definitely some fucking sanity. Um, you can lose one. Um, anyone that failed? I got 73. What do I failed? Three sanity loss. Three. Three. This is a baffling. There are identical, maybe 15, 16 of these people, the game's bug. We're going to restart it. The game is bug. There's a glitch. There's a glitch. That is what you need to do. Getting real close to losing a fifth of my saliency, Tom. Ooh. Get real close. What? About time for a slam. That was, that was it. It's not so bad. Yeah, I only had 40 to begin with. Oh, yeah. Fucking out. So that's the thing. I'm smart and that's bad. Shit. It's a real bad. Okay. August is like, oh, please, take your, uh, take your seats as, um, rosemary is beginning to dish up food for, um, people. Do the lesters kind of move in sync or they all independent? They're all independent. It looks like they're chatting with each other. Oh, god. And introducing themselves. I love that you've dropped that. Hey, you should, my wife's also called me, mavis. That's crazy. You should meet my daughter's Florence and Jasmine. Wow. My darb is also called for us at Jasmine. - Hey, my answer is dead. - Oh my God. - And they are all sharing stories with each other. - It's the same story. - Yeah. And it's almost like they are one upping each other, but with the exact same story. (laughing) Also, yeah, I trade in oddities and I've done business with Mr. Waland. Then, well, I'll be like, well, I actually know Mr. Waland and I do business with him. And someone's like, oh, if you guys are in business, well, sometimes, I do business with Mr. Waland. - Jesus, fuck. - They are all so fucking weird. - I'm gonna set down next to one of them. - Yeah, great. - Like, he pulls the chair out for you and helps you out. - I'll just be like, hey there, buddy. Nice to meet you. I'm nearly forgot my name for a second. Well, he miggins. Nice to meet you. Well, you miggins, most people just call me Willie. - It's lovely to meet you, Mr. Miggins. - And you were? - My name is Lester Goodman. - Lester Goodman, I'll shake his hand. So, what do you do? - All of you, sitting down. - I sit down, that's kind of the way. - Yeah, I sit down. - I'm not sitting down. No, I'm not sitting down. I'm just standing there, just looking at them, like, not believing what's happening. - I think I would stay with Perry. - I would sit down with Willie if he sat down. - Okay, you guys are saying, opposite or next to each other. - Together, next to each other. - You're sat next to each other. And yeah, either side of you, there are Lester Goodman's who are kind of talking out of the view. - Oh, yeah, Lester was telling me, you trade not at these, right? - Oh, that's right. I kind of trade in all kinds of things. Exotic literature, like artifacts, artities. - Now, did you meet August? How did you become acquainted? - Well, it was through a series of contexts. He was after a very rare, specific book. And I managed to source a copy of it. - Which book, oh, my dear wife here, she's an offer, so, you know, - Maybe she's heard of it. What's the name of this book? - You may have read one of my books, The Invisible Invasion of Imaginary Friends, is very ironically, very, feels like this evening. - No, I've not heard of that book before. When was it published? - 1920, I believe. What do I, earlier, no, was quite fascinating. - Okay, no, most of the books that I'm dealing with are much older than that. - Oh, I did see the dogus had an interest in the choirs of angels. - Oh, that's right, yes. He's obsessed with that kind of stuff. - Was that the book you got, Baram? Or is it something else? - It's actually very, very close. The book he got is called Das Buch, Abrahlin. - Ah, yes. - Das Buch, Abrahlin. It's a German, German. - Sounds German. - Sounds German. - Did you source it in Berlin by chance? - No, no, it's a German book that it was written hundreds of years ago. - What's it about? - It is the German version of people doing the Bramilian operation. - And what is the, if you, August has said this to us multiple times today and I really can't quite track my head around. What is the Bramilian operation? - Well, it's all about being able to contact an angel. - Yes, I know, yes, yes. - But what is it you to do? - Well, it requires-- - Sand? - Sand. Well, no, I'm not sure what the sand is for. - No, no. - No, it's of you spend murder? - No, murder, no. This is about seeing angels, no, this is for people. - Yeah, it's a holy and divine thing. - Yeah, it's all about you, you wanna see proof of the divine. Contact your guardian angel. - Do you believe in that, actually? - I personally don't believe in that, but I'm familiar with the concept. - So what does it keep talking about this ritual that's happening? What does it entail then? - It requires months and months of dedicated study and bias practices. And if you are-- - Consumption of no alcohol. - At all, you need purity and you've got to stay squeaky clean. - As that's happening, the food is kind of put down in front of you. Both of you are kind of like ladle, this delicious looking bowl of soup. From the same thing, in front of each of the lesters, like a just a dead rat is put down in front of them. And as he's talking, he takes his fork and skewers the rat and is like, so, yeah, it's all about contacting the divine. He can like, bites the head off the rat and is just crunching away as he is explaining. - Try and keep my cool. - 'Cause I know that this is really fucked. I don't wanna freak out. - I think you can make me a role if you want to. It should be normally it should be me just saying, like, do more stans if you want to play. - I freaked out. - I feel like that's pretty fucked. I've never seen anyone eat a rat. - Make a constitution role or something. See if you can-- - Uh, 65. - What's your constitution? - My constitution is 60. - You, Bormick. - Oh, lovely. - Can I push it? - Yeah, you can swarm it. - Okay, yeah, you can push it. - Okay. - Will you, you're right. - Oh, 56. Is that, uh. - 56 is a pass. - Okay, you-- - Like more. - Oh my god, you keep it down. - Hey, will you, okay. Oh, I, you know, I love peppermint tea but it goes straight to my guts. I'm telling you. - As he, yeah. You must keep it down, even as he's like kind of really gesticulating, to find a little bit of rat blood splats on your face. - Oh, my god. - Yeah, that's so interesting, honestly. Like, I think Veronica has been doing all that stuff. She said she had been. Is she at the table? - Yeah, Veronica is saying, "What are the needs to eat?" - I don't know. - I don't know. - Are they eating as well? - Veronica, yeah, they are eating, but they're eating soup. They're still just looking steamed soup. Veronica is engaged in a, quite like an animated chat with one of the Leicesters they're talking about how he knows her father and. - One of the many retellings of that story, I'm sure that will happen tonight. - Yeah, 100%. Whereas the other side, you can see what's his thing. The other side, you can see August, next to her. And he is like whispering to the Leicester Smith, there's next to him. And Leicester is like nodding and like saying something back to him. There's a few too many Leicesters in the way for you to really be able to pick up on that unless you give me an extreme listen role or something. Maybe you can. - I know. - The stream is an eight, that's really well. - It'd be just through the. - I wouldn't be able to hear it. - Probably not. - You two, Maggie and Perry, you can definitely see. You can pick up on everything that's going on on this table as well. Watching people crunch down these rants, have these conversations and you'll just stood there. And you can definitely see Veronica chatting away. She's talking about how excited she is to do the ritual. And yeah, you can see August and this guy, Leicester, like having a chat. - Is there a Leicester that isn't just chomping into a rat? Am I seeing 15 Leicesters? - No, they're all. - They're all going to town. - Yeah, they're all crumbling. - Yeah, I'm going to have to just pick one of them that I think is the least disturbing to my brain, my sensibilities. I just want to ask them, so this ritual, if it goes wrong, what are the consequences? - I'm not an expert on this kind of thing. You should really be talking to one of the Waylands because they've been studying this for years. - So you just sell books, you don't read any? - No, I source these books for people and find them. The book I got, Das Buch, Abberlin, Abberamillin, is a real rare piece. There's only a few copies in the world and I managed to, like, I'm well connected with collectors and places that I don't know the full details of the ritual, but as far as I understand, if it fails, you nothing happens. If you were to have just a sip of alcohol, an angel's not going to come down. - I think that whilst this conversation is happening, I've gone to try and as sneakily as I can, as stand near August and try and hear what they're talking about. - Give me a listen or a stash. - One of those. - My nosy woman powers. My stealth. So it's the one I don't have a thing, it's 20, so I have to. - Yeah, whichever's higher. - Nice. - Hey, 18. Hell yeah. - Okay, as you kind of like sidelover, Rose when he's clearing up plates taking off these plates with bits of wrap and just a rat tailing fork takes your guys bowls and yeah as you get closer to Waland and this to August and this Lester they're like leaning into each other and they're just saying like mumble mumble mumble - Mumble, oh my god. - Literally saying mumble mumble. - Saying that and then responding like, mm-hmm. Mumble, mumble, mumble. (laughing) - Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble. - What? - I'd like to quiz our lester. - Yeah. - We've been watching it eat a dead rat. But what do you know about this poor lady who died the August's wife? What was her name of Angeline? - Yeah, she died in childbirth. - Yes, right. - We've been hearing and feeling these horrible moments around the house while we've been here. Do you know anything more about it? I don't know, does August mention that he ever sees her around? - No, not that I've heard of. No, that sounds quite terrifying actually. - No, it is. I mean lester is slightly less terrifying than in fact there's 15 of you. - Sir, what an, I don't know what you mean. - I don't know, Jimini's around different people. - It's quite a coincidence that there's so many lester. - I know, right. - You've just introduced your friend Lester who is famous. - Hey, you must be a good friend, you know, a business partner of August, right? He told us that his ritual failed all these years ago that he ever talked to you about that. - No, I, he never mentioned to you how it went when he used the book. - No, I just, I just supplied him the book. He's got like this weird smile. - Lester does? - Yeah, give me a psychological. - Can I do a psychological jisrael on him? - Yeah. - 97. - 97. - Oh my god, 11. - Nice, nice. - Nice. - I'm gonna use a walk to make it a crit. - Wow. - Yeah. - That's one walk, I think it's 60, 30, 10, is that 60, where's it, 60 skill? - It's all cut off on my-- - Oh, that's fine. Yeah, they are okay. - I think it's 10, right? - 12 to 12. - You've rolled a good actual one. - Oh, natural crit. - Oh, then I crit. - Okay, great. - Like, there is something sinister, like this flash. You can't quite place it. It's not that he's being evil. It's something, something, something really off. - Mm-hmm. - About him saying that. - Mm-hmm. - He is, I don't know, something just so suspicious. - Did you give a man a fern else? 'Cause I know that you're doing-- - Oh, I, yeah, I gave him the lamp as well. He, I believe, could help him with his ritual. - What was that, what's our lamp all about? - Oh, the lamp, it's used in. - Yes, there's a lamp upstairs, we did see. - Where's it from, what is it? - Oh, yeah, I've had that for a while. Got it through a series of collectors and. He just begins to get a bit confused. - Well, that's, we were talking about the lamp less. - Remember where the lamp came from. - It doesn't matter where it came from. - That's it, that's it. - That's a cool, what's the lamp called, "Less, did you remember?" - I don't know, it's not made of glass. - No, it's quite a strange lamp isn't it? - Oh, oh. - Definitely a very-- - Don't stretch for a certain one, it's less. - It's a viral business man, I do deals with. Orgas sometimes, with that. - Can I do, can I do on a cult road? So if him, talking to him about the lamp has made me think, and if I recognize or heard about it in similar ways. - Or can do, I can do a cult road. - Or can do a history road? I've got good history as well. - Yeah, you can, yeah, you can make a roll. I'm gonna need something pretty good. - I'll roll, I mean, I'm gonna be pretty good to do a cult anyway. 82, I've just rolled nothing but 70 plus. - Yeah, jeez. - It's crazy. - You're saving up. - Good rolls. - For next time. (laughing) - Fuck. - We're, yeah, you don't, - I don't know, you know that lamps might be used in religious ceremonies like this. And you would guess it has some kind of religious significance, is the closest, but Leicester doesn't seem to know. And so. - What age is Leicester? - We're current. 40s, like 30s. - It was pretty well kept. - Okay. - Looks like a pretty standard kind of business. - You must have, you must have known August for a little while now. As he always had Rosemary and, what's his name again, Jeremiah, on staff of. - Wow, I've only met him a couple of times. We only done business of just the once. - When you gave him that book. - Yeah, we'd met beforehand. And I managed to source this book for him. I'd heard he was a collector. He was looking to get hold of it. And yeah, I managed to get hold of the lamp and provide him with both of those, those things. With that August stands up. And he's like, "Oh, okay, dinner." Dinner is going absolutely swimmingly. I'd like to raise a toast to my beloved Veronica. And wish her luck in her performing her a Bramolin operation, which she'll be beginning tomorrow. Everyone, cheers. - Yeah, look at my watches. I raised my glass. What time are we at now? - Yeah, it's probably like nine, the clock, the clockish. Time is off, but yeah, you. Everyone raises their glasses. And they say like, "Toe Veronica!" - How to join in? - Cheers together. And as all the glasses clink, it's suddenly dark. Every single lester is gone. And the wailens are gone. - Oh. - And at the very far end of this table is the dark head woman sat at the end. - Is there any cutlery shed in front of us? - Yeah, the table looks like it is set to have a dinner party. There's about 2022 plates, table settings set up. There's balls of bread. - Balls of bread. - Balls of bread. And this figure at the end of the table, like it awkwardly puts one arm up onto it and begins to slowly drag itself, crashing through plates. - The covering's knocking them from side to side. I think we gotta destroy that lamp. - The lamp upstairs. Lester gave him the lamp. The lamp, I think, is connected. - Okay, let's go upstairs. Let's leave this room. - Yep. - Run. - Cheers. - Run. - What a fantastic dinner party. And I like get up. - They're games are remarkable, didn't they? - Maybe it's talking to them. - It's called a part from the British napkin on his chair. - Thank you very much, August. - Yeah. - This is gone. - Yep. - August is gone. And what you guys are all just tearing upstairs. - I think we just need to leg it. I don't know if we would have that conversation. I think we would just-- - I would just run. - I would be soon. - I think we would scream and run. - Like we know the door front door is bricked up. Like I'm just running back upstairs. - I think because there's still the room we haven't been to as well. So I think we would leg it upstairs. - Would you want to say that as you're running? - Okay. This might be it. - Are we all going into where the lamp is? - I'm just saying, good to go to the lab. - So you can do the lab. - You're lying in this conversation as you run. - This is how you get the lab. - Upstairs, upstairs, the room we haven't been to. Come, come, come, come, come. - Okay, but it goes. - As you're tearing up the stairs, Jeremiah is stood at the bottom and he says, the bathroom is just round to your right. Please maintain, please would you mind our privacy and not go into any of the bedroom? - I'm just ignoring Jeremiah at this point. And yeah, you head up there and yeah, the room has got this lamp. - Now I can see the lamp again and like, can I analyze it a bit? Can I like look at it deeper? Do some like, is it on it or something? Do I see any of the symbols on it? Do I see any texts? Any weirdness? Any reliance on it? - Give me a roll. Give me a. - Fuck, shame, come on. - If you can just call this. - It's all been leading up to this man. - This is it, this is a good roll. - I'm the only one who has a coat and I'm terrible at it. - You got me, I push this and the coat. - Come on. - And like, it's gonna. - That's it, yep. - No, that's not for foot. - I'm pushing it 70. - Oh my God. - Every time. - Every time. - So many times. - Do you want to push? - I'm here as I'm pushing it. - Are you up close to the lamp? - Oh yeah, these days sweet heart. - No. (laughing) - Wait, what room is this lamp here? Is it the. - It's the one with the. - It's the one with the digital marker. - Yeah, digital marker is in here. - I'm pushing it. I guess we're pushing it do you want me to be like oh I want to be oh we touching and you could like unhook it from the I would take it down and put it on the auto and turning it over fucking finally a 10 10 good success or whatever it's not a could you push to a crib? like with that? push not with a re-roll not with a re-roll okay okay um yeah so this lamp is definitely it's definitely not made of glass it's it looks more like it's kind of crystal or something the way that the light reflects through it and you're not even sure if this is like it you thought it was like kind of raw tie and you're not sure like this lamp is unnatural there's something really off about it and strong this lamp is wrong I don't like it is it late? like is it is the light emanating from it? no no no no it looks like you could um uh you need to put like oil or something inside of it uh to uh something to light it? do we smash it what do we do? do we destroy it or do we light it? oh shoot it! I'd put it on the altar but once we shoot it if we should have lit it there we come oh perry I don't know do I I'm just no spitballing also I'm just going to go up to the front balcony and look out the windows that is that also brick? you can look out of the uh yeah yeah you can look out of the balcony and all right you have a go there? I go to open the balcony door and what do I see? yeah yeah you can um open the balcony door for sure and you're on yeah you're on the balcony on the balcony what can I see when I look out? up above you like there is like storm clouds for like they are beginning to kind of like turn around um like almost like you're in the early stages of being in the center of uh like a hurricane something like the wind is really really beginning to pick up that's the weather begging I didn't have that. it's talking! it's still nice i'm really um okay and can I see the the grounds like can I see the heavy woods? it is really dark you can barely even make out the ground even looking straight down it is so dark out there um the only light is kind of coming from inside the house and there's no sort of portable lights around there's no like candles burning uh well someone is holding a lantern. oh we have a lamp but it's not lit is it because I was thinking we we could drop a light down well let's take this room and see how we look at the other room. yes you know good idea. oh okay i'll book might be in there. the book we need to book. i'll carry the lamp. the book does anyone know German? i've got a French that's basically the one around the jermé Pèrele. that's basically German right? ah j'ai vu Dre or Matini? no. can't you have? cranking house hospital. if i can book this is a book. we're going to the next room the final room. we've got to go around the rear balcony. go back and go back in again to get in. you hear um no Augustus call from downstairs. i was i was everything okay up there. just ignore it. we're hearing a lot of uh what? what a brawl. the peppermint tea really messed up my guts. i'm sorry i'll get it clean don't jermé and rosemary they don't gonna they're gonna have to do enough about it. oh okay. we'll be right down the the table set right? keep it in the bowl. yeah. oh my god. she's everywhere. yeah. all right where's the where's this third room that we've not been into? so the one at the very top of the staircase. yeah. so i guess we would try and just open it by its door first. yeah. so let's try the door try the door go perry go perry go perry. i guess i'm just holding this lamp. no. yeah you'll hold it. come on hold this lamp. i got my gun out. so we will say in the other room under the altar um there those in there like the the room that had the lantern above it. um there was like a sort of cupboard type system going on with the altar and you could see that there was like there's a cupboard in here as well yeah. you could see that there was some oils some robes um some ritual sort of ritual shit um that was like stored within the altar but i think with all of your goofing around in there you probably would have picked up on by now um but yeah so you head over to this other room the bedroom and you can kind of hear like the wind outside a little bit now and uh yeah the bedroom door is locked okay um come on perry put your back into it. Maggie i think you know what to do. again i'm running my own bullets perry. do you not enjoy this? i love it i love it. yeah i love it. i love it i love it. you love it perry. you know i love it too. right. lock and learn baby let's go. right i'm here way from the door. everyone moves away from the door. we were standing in the sand room. uh yeah blammo i'm not what you just um blost that. all right boon. you need fucking locksmith. it's a shield. i'm like i just gotta go and go and shit. yeah. do one. blammo. you hear? you hear? you hear? yes. i don't know why. i'll take cover it up. um you hear uh Jeremiah from downstairs like what what was that? what are you doing up there? don't worry you mind him go in go in let's go. don't do it. let's just think of one of the the just wait let's let's walk around here quick. uh yeah so you bust bust this bedroom um and yeah it is a uh a pretty nicely decorated bedroom. it's a big four poster bed um in uh with like drapes and stuff coming off of it. a uh fireplace um there's absolutely roaring away um just absolutely lovely. wait a minute there's only one bed in this entire place. is there a bookshelf? uh there's a a large desk um that's covered in books. 100% i'm searching those books for this German weird book. library use. library use. a bunch of books. i'll let you roll a library use just because it's it's not a call of cathoolia game. we gotta get the classic in right? 45. i nearly got a great success by past. luck. okay uh that past i feel fine. was there what kind of past? i can make it in great past very easily. what's your library use? i made your wafer um i spent i spent it spent any luck actually i spent 10 luck to make it earlier. wow great past uh okay my library use just 70. i will give you this but in a weird way. okay uh so yeah there are there are six books on this desk um this is a large desk it looks like multiples of them can be spread out at once um the first is a copy of the Torah um but in scroll form um it's kept upright in a silver case um it's in Hebrew. there is a copy of the bible the king james version uh a large leather bound volume. well it's nice for some isn't it? there's a copy of the korean um a leather bound volume decorated with gold leaf that's in arabic there's a book called the book of the sacred magic of amberlin the mage okay uh there is what else i was like what a mind. there is that's book amberlin that's the that's the book the book the book um there's also the journal of august wailand um is on this table too well i can i that's good read that's good reading if none of us can understand german i hope you spend i'm gonna open some notes in english i'm gonna open the german book and just feather flick through oh it's full of german uh yeah it's uh full of uh do you have any german skill whatsoever? no my languages skills are pretty good i have Latin and i've english give me a like a hard knowledge or something or education. i can do my education yeah sure 68 it's a pass it's not a great pass though uh okay you this is complicated and and old like it's mold german this was uh it's not modern german or modern as far as 1920s are concerned that you probably can read a little bit of um yeah okay this is like medieval german and you can't really it doesn't make a lot of sense to you. 10 seconds i can't uh get a gun or anything. no you can tell that it is something it's to do with rituals or performing things there is what almost looks like spels uh going on um there's a lot of these kind of um like symbols lots of stuff to do with these like symbols or throughout the book okay and do i recognize this symbol from the one i saw on the tie? you wouldn't say you recognize exactly that symbol it's the same vibe. oh yeah you you could put together that that's not entirely the symbol. okay this book is very confusing it's all in very very weird old german i don't quite understand someone someone who would refuse journal while i try and decipher some of this yeah i toss it in there. he's toss the journal over to Maggie. i see i've got great library use i'll have you bloody now yes i've got a library at home. oh you did it. 17, 17 libraries. 17 libraries with that right. so you did get a hard success on your thing but i'll get back to that in one second. i haven't forgotten i'm just gonna be perusing I'm going to give you another bit of information momentarily, but I think if we handle you looking at the journal, so this is going to take your while to read through this entire thing, but like halfway through it very abruptly ends and you can see, I can give you the final passage from it if you would like to read that. A journal ends quite abruptly, but this is what it says at the last couple of pages, six months into the operation. It is amazing how the same concept can appear across different religions, albeit wearing a different face and bearing a different name. The Malachim are God's messengers, part of a heavenly hierarchy and have no physical form, although may Mondais propose they are metaphysical representations of the laws of nature and universal principles. The Malachai are messengers and agents of God's will, also part of a celestial hierarchy and their forms are incomprehensible, even in dreams they manifest in different forms. The various branches of Christianity portray angels differently. Catholicism divides them into nine choirs and describes them as being forever in corporeal. Although the Seraphim are also described as six wind, the cherubisms are four faces having the faces of a lion, an ox, a human and an eagle. The thrones are burning wheels rimmed with eyes etc. Protastic, protestant, protestant, fucking, Protestantism, yeah, Protestantism, you're nailing this by the way, I don't very good. Protestant, Protestantism, Protestantism, Protestantism. Protestantism is a wonderful thing. >>Protestantism, Protestantism, Protestantism describes them as genderless and invisible beings, that are messengers and agents of God's will. It is required to ensure that God's will is enacted, they can then become corporeal. I wonder exactly how I will describe the unequal beauty of my holy guardian angel when the time comes. I wonder this every day. At midnight tonight, 18 months have elapsed in their entirety. Tomorrow, I begin the final stage before, if I am successful this time, my holy guardian angel will appear. The next time I write, here will confirm my success or my failure. I hope for the former. That's where the journal ends. >>Oh, is this stated? >>No, this is nothing on here. Maybe you're just early running the thing, I guess. >>It will be about four years ago. >>And is there been any calendars around the house? >>Yes, actually, as you on the desk. On the desk, there's a tarot way calendar. The last day removed, it shows that it is Sunday October 7th, 1923. >>Is that four years ago? >>No, actually, the year that you are in, it's 1924 for you guys. That was six months ago. >>Six months ago, okay. That was the last day pulled off of the six months to do the ritual, right? >>Yeah. >>What says 18 and that one is above it? >>18 months have elapsed in their entirety. >>But he failed his ritual, didn't he? The first one, the first one, and then he tried it again. But this time is taking him 18 months. >>So what is he even saying in his journal? >>Trying to summon his guardian angel. He failed the first time. Something he didn't finish the journal for the second time. >>Something's happened to it. >>It took him 18 months. It's only supposed to take six months to do the ritual. >>You don't suppose that horrible woman we keep seeing is the failed version of whatever he did the first time. >>The guardian angel took his dead wife's form and is a monster trying to kill everyone. >>Maybe. >>And everyone's trapped in this house forever. >>I think it's clever. >>Got something to do with what Wester gave him. He got real sinister when he mentioned that book. >>This is what about this lamp? >>Oh, wow. >>Here's what it's lamp at all. >>With that you hiss screaming from downstairs. >>This boy does very normal in this house. >>A lot of a lot of screaming. >>Well, they were doing the bookie stuff. >>Oh, my God, please help us. Could I? Well, they were reading the book stuff. It was just like the jump back. Could I have went to that altar to try and get some of the oils and stuff for the whole thing? >>Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the altar, there's oils, there's some cool robes. >>I would just grab a bunch of that stuff just in case we got to do it. >>I think we have to do a ritual. >>Durorate. >>Six month long ritual. >>Maybe ten eights to eight. >>Maybe it's just the final part of the ritual we have to do. >>It needs four strangers' hearts. >>What? >>What? >>What? >>What? >>What do you say that for? >>I don't know. >>Blow his brains out. He's got no say. >>I'm not popping. >>That's hard success. >>Well, we'll get to that. As you were like rummaging through these books and stuff, you notice like fallen down behind the back of the table. It's like a dusty, a dusty, a book. >>Can I reach and now? >>You can pull that out and as you're getting that out, Veronica appears at the door. >>Oh, another Veronica. >>Darling. >>Please, you have to help us. It's trapped us here. You're trapped here with us as well. >>So I want to shut the door on her, shut the door on the lady. >>What do we need to do? >>What trap do you hear? >>The demon, the demon that's trapped within these walls. It's keeping us here and it's going to torment us forever. It's going to torment you too. You have to destroy it. >>What do we do, Veronica? How? >>You have to banish the demon. >>How? >>And we banish it. >>With the lamp? >>We have to go to Father. >>No, he's very useless. >>Do I need any of this stuff? I might hold the robes and I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I need this. Bring it all. And you hear an unholy scream echoing through the house. >>Please, I need the wand, the wand from my body. >>The wand. >>The stake. >>The stake. >>Bring the wand. It's needed for the ritual. >>Fill up, mate. >>Come with me. And she begins running downstairs. Father, Father, we can we can break it. We can break the cycle. They can free us. And she's kind of like heading down. >>Please, it's the only way you could free yourself. >>Pay me hold hold on this and I'll give you the wand. I'll give you some robes. >>I'll be fine. >>Yeah, you've got you've got this book but it's going to take a little bit of flicking through. >>You're just fine. I'm not going to be attention to carrying any the lantern stuff. >>No, okay. >>I think I'll go over to the body and I'm going to have a look at the body and see if I can find this wand she's blabbering all about. >>It's the one through her body. >>She's holding this thing down. >>Right, right, okay. >>It takes a little bit of like cracking to crunch crunch. Yeah, you can pull it out of her and yeah, it's about about two feet long, maybe a bit under 18 inches long. Quite thick on one end, a real pointy at the other and yeah, you dragged that out of her as you pull that out the the French windows, Bados. They'd like slam the shot right next to your face. You can take some damage. Two points of damage as they shatter on you and you hear like a screaming from outside. The walls are kind of reverberating as you as you grab this. >>Quickly, let's go. >>Let's get it. You know what, there's better not be a trap. The demon lady, but they're not people tend to be that woman making us do this thing. >>This thing. >>This is quite hopefully. >>Let's just go, okay, right? >>That's why I read a lot of novels. >>What the think about it. >>I've made a lot of novels. Let's go. >>Yeah, you head down and August is in, he's in one of the other rooms that you never went in downstairs, which it looks like a bit of a library. >>You've got to be kidding me. There's been a library. >>There's literally been a library this whole time. >>How are they fucking great? >>August is stood in the library. Just like Pory, please, we need to do the ritual. We are unable to do it. You need this book. And he's gesturing at a book just on the shelves. >>Wait, it isn't that just all the books are over. >>No, there's like, he's pointing at a specific book. You can see that it is the lesser key of Solomon the King. >>I will go up and grab the book. >>As you pull it, books begin kind of like flying off the top. Help me. We got a text by my old guide. >>Falling around. >>Falling about the books away from I create you, I birth you book. (laughing) - Veronica, she can like produces this like tin with three colored chalks in it. Like it's kind of like on a table in there. She's like, we have to draw the symbol that will banish the demon. It's in the book, the book. - Thank you for the book. - Yes. - The magical triangle of Solomon. - Oh, okay. - You flick through and you find the symbol, which I can. Please, we don't have to draw the whole of it. - Oh my god. - Oh my god, you're like, I'm fucking joking. - We just need to draw. - Just for podcast, this Thomas handed us what is probably the most complicated series of circles and diagrams and-- - You gotta actually add down as well. - How do you do my own? - Does it matter? - I'm good at painting. - Oh my god. - It's important that that's facing north. - Yes, this way. - Hurry, we need to, we need to draw this. We need to find a white floor that we can draw this on. - White floor, there's upstairs. - No, no, downstairs, where all the bedroom furniture is. - Yes. - The floor's a white. - The connecting room. - Yes, good one, Perry. - That's it. - Yeah, you had, you-- - You did it, you did it. - Head through there to someone grab this chalk. - Yeah, grab some chalk. - I got the steak. - Okay, we need to, as you're going along, you can see like the curtains are going wild. The room is going crazy. Veronica's like, we need to draw each of the parts of the triangle. - The triangle or the entire shape. - We just only need the triangle. - And we can manage the demon. As she says that, the dark head figure, just like runs into her from a side door and slams her into a wall with an absolute sickening crunch and just drops to the floor. - Well fuck this, run, run! - Yeah, as you burst from the whole way, yeah, Veronica is-- - Dead again. - She's dead again. - That concludes this episode of Call of Cthulhu and the Sasha Dine Chalice. It's getting pretty wacky. - But it seems like they've got a plan, but it's all as it seems. We hope that you're still enjoying listening to this. We're having a ton of fun making these and I hope that you're having a ton of fun listening to them. If you want to help us continue to make these, consider heading over to patreon.com/mysterycourses with your help. We can keep doing this, it'll be fun. 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  1. The transcription is a promotional segment for an interactive audio drama podcast called "No Quest for the Wicked," where listeners can influence the story.
  2. The main content is an actual-play roleplaying session of "Call of Cthulhu," where investigators encounter surreal and horrifying events in a manor house.
  3. Key events include discovering a bricked-up exit, encountering multiple identical NPCs named Lester, and witnessing disturbing behavior like eating rats, all while trying to uncover a mysterious ritual.

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The text begins with a promotional advertisement for "No Quest for the Wicked," an interactive audio drama podcast set in a sci-fi universe where listeners can vote on decisions and shape the narrative. " The investigators, having previously found a decomposing body and witnessed a murder, return downstairs only to see the supposedly dead butler alive. They encounter a new arrival, Lester Goodman, and soon discover all exits are mysteriously bricked up.

Forced to join a dinner, they find the table filled with numerous identical copies of Lester, each acting independently but sharing the same stories. The investigators attempt to gather information about a ritual involving a book called "Das Buch Abrahlin," while witnessing the Lesters eat whole rats. Tensions rise as they observe suspicious interactions between the host, August, and one of the Lesters, and grapple with sanity-damaging revelations in a surreal and increasingly terrifying scenario.

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It's an actual play podcast where a mysterious planet appears in the Castle Ball Solar System, leading to a chaotic scramble involving corporations, scientists, and adventurers, with listeners able to influence the story.

Listeners can join the council to vote on decisions, create and name NPCs, form factions with other listeners, and influence the hands of fate through the podcast's interactive elements.

It's a Call of Cthulhu mystery where investigators discover a decomposing body and witness a murder, only to encounter supernatural events like a brick wall replacing the front door and multiple identical NPCs named Lester.

Investigators find the front door opens to a solid brick wall, windows reveal brick walls behind curtains, and they encounter 15-16 identical individuals named Lester Goodman at a dinner, some eating rats.

The main characters are Linnigan, a father seeking a new start, and Flipwick, a privileged DJ trying to prove himself to his family, with the listener as a secret weapon influencing the story.

It's a ritual described as a way to contact an angel, requiring months of dedicated study, abstinence from alcohol, and purity, with a book called 'Das Buch Abrahlin' being central to it.

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