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Call of Cthulhu: The Edge of Darkness #2

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Call of Cthulhu: The Edge of Darkness #2

The text begins with an advertisement for "No Quest for the Wicked," an interactive actual-play podcast where listeners join a council to vote on decisions, create NPCs, and influence a sci-fi narrative. This transitions into an actual play session of "Mystery Quest," a Call of Cthulhu game. The investigators, after a restless night of research, are driving to a farmhouse near Ross's Corner to confront an evil summoned in 1877. One player recites journal entries detailing how a group, using a book and a ritual, accidentally released a horrific, shapeless entity that killed one member and drove another mad. The entity is bound to the farmhouse's attic but threatens to roam free after the summoners' deaths. The investigators, equipped with items like an elephant gun, discuss the journal's contents, with some characters skeptical and others convinced of the real danger. Upon arriving at the isolated farming community, they receive unfriendly stares from locals, heightening the tension as they prepare for their mission. The session blends role-playing, dice rolls for skills and sanity, and narrative recap to advance the horror storyline.

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[Music] Hey, Cox! You ever listen to an actual play-pike cast and think, "I want to play at that table?" No quest for the wicked, it's gotcha. When a planet mysteriously appears in the Castle Ball Solar System, it sparks a chaotic stramble of corporation scientists and adventurers. Little do they know, a dark threat hangs over them. And the only two can stop it, are Linnigant, a father looking for a new start and Flipwick, a privileged DJ setting out to prove himself to his family. But they have a secret weapon. You, the listener, join the council and vote on important decisions. Create a name NPCs, form factions with other listeners and even influence the hands of fate themselves. So don't wait, visit noquestcast.com to claim your seat at our table. There's a hiss of pressure, as you crack open the door to the derelict ship that you found deep in space. You and your co-pilot, Jimmy Morgan's, float onto the craft. There's a fortune to be made here. Suddenly, you're startled. The shapes of the former crew, perfectly preserved in the icy vacuum, suspended in midair, unperturbed you press on, you know there's a fortune to be made here. Hours pass, and now, loaded with salvage loot, you make your way back to your ship. You swear there were four former crew floating here, not three. A shake moves in the distance, and you begin to panic. You radio Jimmy Morgan's, and make your way back onto the ship. You begin to fire up the engines, as he makes his way on board, sealing the door behind him. You undock your craft and begin to pull away. But then, a distress signal from the other ship. It's Jimmy Morgan's. Hey boss, where are you going? Why do you leave me behind? You look over at your co-pilot on the ship. They stare blankly back at you. Have you lost some kind of terrible entity onto your spaceship? Or are you on a, mystery class? And welcome back everybody to Mystery Quest, where we're continuing our Call of Cthulhu adventure in the Edge of Darkness. Previously, after being summoned by their dying friend Rupert Marryweather, our group of investigators has been tasked to barrage some ancient evil he believes he is summoned. We rejoined them after their research adventures, they're up the libraries of Arkham, where they may have created an evil entity of that own. So, is now a Barmy September morning. The weather is beautiful outside, and you have all spent a very interesting night at the Miggins' house. I'm going to go away from home. Do you go home? Do you live nearby? Oh yes, no. Fatherless brisk walk away. Lovely evening. He's walked the entire night and has then instantly started walking back. I think he went to me a nice lady. Oh, I know. An old library. An old library. And so you've had a nightware, Archie, you have spent most of the evening converting this footage that you've got into some kind of watchable form. In the dark basement, we've filmed strung up everywhere, all these mystical things all over it. Just developing the video that you have created of a diverse mysteries and. I was just thinking how much film is it can I keep it in the sarcophagus? I think. Is it based on the story up and just story in the box? I think it might be a bit big. I think you basically got like a can. It was not massive because there might be a few hundred pages to this. I have done this, put my director's viewfinder in the box just because it's a bit awkward to carry. Okay, great. Is that like fuck you up, going back through all of the footage and developing it? Oh, staring at the book again, yeah, maybe. Yeah, I feel like you see your faces and things all swirling all over. I want a hard sound. Give me a sound to roll on that. Basically reread the book that night on my own in the basement. 95. What is your sanity? Oh no. 77. Jesus, okay. It's a bad night all alone. Right, so luckily, wait, do you speak Latin? I don't have it as a skill, but I could roll to see if I can. So you can roll because everyone can pick up trace amounts of basically any language, but it's very, very low odds. One is one. One percent. Is Latin an actual thing, so you would add it into language as there's like a box, but there's languages. You need to roll 100 sided dice and get a one. Well, realistically, you don't want to be able to read Latin in this situation. That's bad. Oh, I see. Okay, fine. Yeah, well, it's very unlikely that I can read Latin. I have to roll a one. But if you also roll a crit fail, that could be hilarious as well. Okay. All right. Okay, great. So you are only going to lose just D6 sanity. It's quite a lot of which is for sanity. This is a great way to start. Start with the egg. So I'm going to say that the miggins has come down. They're like tentatively like knock on the door to wake you up. You have had a fever pitch overnight. You've not slept. You are sweating. You've been convinced that you've been hearing noises in the house. There is stuff going on. You keep hearing these like whispers and every time again, you get this like really high pitched like wine in your ears. Yeah, I don't think I slept in the bedroom. I think I was down in the basement and I come up to the kitchen all over. You slept in our bed with us. Yeah. But just like bags under my eyes, red bloodshot eyes, my sleeves rolled up just like I've seen some shit last night. Well, she don't look so great. You do, all right, Joe, chat. Do you need to cover Joe? That'd be good. Yeah, come on. This is what the experience you get when you have a new film idea as well. Yeah, exactly the same. I lose 40 every time. So yeah, you have developed this footage. And Mrs. Miggins, I assume you've managed to read through all of the journal. Should have done some night time reading and picked out the bits that are notable, I think. Yeah, it takes you a couple of hours to go through the entire thing. But we will just cut straight to you all in the car. I assume I have got the car already packed it up. I made everyone a little brown paper bag, lunch bag, little PB&J sandwich, little banana, little bottle of water. Wow, you know. I wrote your names on it. Oh, that's real nice. Nice. I'm just sitting in the back with it on my lap shake. It's like, you know, let me hold you too much. Yeah, I don't know if it's like most sweaty. Oh, God. And so yeah, you are now on this, the major, I assume you've joined the. Have you come to pick me up? We picked me up on the way. Okay, so I'm now in like Safari's chart. Okay. Is your expedition outfit? Yeah, I've made you look amazing. Right, thank you, thank you. And I've come through to my, my supplies shed. I've got like a little, from two supplies in place, shovel and a pick. And a pair in the corner. Yeah, I'll let you, you can have, we'll work out your supplies and stuff that you've got once we're still. Well, this is my elephant gun and I want to blow that, like a flute, like a trombone. Give me a lock rod. Do you have an elephant gun? An elephant gun is a ridiculous piece of kit. Is it a dusty, is it in this game? Yeah, you do have an elephant gun. An elephant gun is kind of the mean gun of this game. It is the strongest. Oh, I'm really making this. and held weapon you can fire. Well, my version isn't mine, or the survival is this 30 years ago, or the suffering. But you know, you've got to be prepared for everything. Do you think? 49. My luck is 80. Oh yeah, you're so. someone with 80. from what I did. It's like, 80 luck is just like, yes. And I have. I have it! Yeah, everything. You can have an elephant gun. I like this down on the old piece of paper. Well, have yourself to any kind of stuff that you think you might need. Um. grow. grow. willy-miggins. I would just like kind of think maybe this. maybe this saber. Oh, you could take, you know, or prepare yourself. Oh, don't. no, that's not really me. I don't want to hurt anyone. Come on, this. this pistol. I'm just pushing out and take pistol. No, no, no, no. I. maybe for our. I'll take a saber. Oh, shaky-arty. It's any hand-arty. Right, you can write down elephant gun. Um, it's got two shots before you got to reload it. And it does 3d6+4 damage. Oh, that's a lot. It does a lot of damage. It is. That's insane. A elephant gun. Don't cause a lesson. You can't talk about an elephant. Listen to the check-offs gun situation. You're going to forgive me. So, they're shooting this campaign on. Well, I promise I will. Oh. So, you guys are on your way over to Ross's corner. Um, this was the bit of information given to you, which was the farmhouse was somewhere. Somewhere near Ross's corner. You might be familiar with it. If you live in this area, it's like a good few miles outside of Arkham. And it's like kind of small farming community. On your, like, lovely drive through the countryside, the rolling hills, the dark woods. Beautiful sunlight, fresh air. Do you recap everyone on the journal that you have managed to read through? So, you're probably paraphrasing this, but the view is a home. Did you get a chance to read through that journal last night? I did. I did. I really did with the scribblings of a man, man. But there's some chapters I'm going to read, which I think might be of importance. Um, March, 1877, which is just a few days ago. for a recap on the previous chapter the day after the ceremony they did. We began the ceremony as Alan instructed, according to the described in Divermese Mystades. A fire is set in the fireplace at a pentagram chalked on the floor, marked with appropriate symbols and illuminated by black tapers placed near the centre, flanking the piece of amber with its entrapped spirit. The other sits in a circle while I designated Watcher, who guards for the malevolent spirits, in the corner of the room. At least I get comfort of a chair while the others can look forward to sitting on the floor for hours. Alan throws a handful of powder in the fire, producing an evil smelling smoke and dampening the flames, which now burn a sputtering green and brown. Those seated on the floor begin the Latin chant Alan has transcribed from the book after nearly two hours. I see a trail of smoke circling up from the piece of amber. That surface seems to be bubbling and melting. Can this be? Have we finally achieved success? I can see a more. March 20th, 1877, the day after. We finished our plans and have sworn a pact never to speak of what happened last night. We have satisfactory explained the death of Paul Robert and in some manner the madness of Harold. The sheriff accepts the explanation of a carriage accident. We planned it well. Robert's neck was broken in the fall, we told him. How struck his head on a rock with the horse's leg broke and the carriage rolled. Would it be that it was only that for the rest of us we will be forever changed by what we experienced last night? I will write down the true events that are not lost completely. The thing formed in the centre of the pentagram, shapeless and nearly invisible. Its terrible voice should have given us a clue but we were so foolish it spoke. Then Alan cast the damned powder on the gin, the dust of imgazzy and that's when we could all see it clearly. Words cannot adequately describe the faceless thing with its thousand maws. It rolled and bobbubbled, never fully revealing itself at any one time. So terrifying was it? Its aspects that I was frozen in place, my pen fooling from my nervous fingers. Lessel and Alan seemed as lifeless as myself, while a short sharp cry issued from Crawford's mouth. Robert, however, rose to his feet and before anyone could stop him, stepped forward as though to embrace our horrible guest. With its arms or those appendages that seemed most like arms, it took hold of Paul Robert and twisted his head around as though he was a doll. The lifeless corpse was then thrown back into Harold's lap and that's when he began the damnable shrieking, the shrieking that hasn't stopped since even after we handed him over to the sheriff's men. We still had a chance apparently, Alan now believes that if we had kept our wits we could have reversed the summoning and forced the creature back to where it once it came. But Crawford panicked and mistakenly believing that it would dispel the creature, reached forward and destroyed part of the pentagram, breaking the seal and ending its effectiveness. Released from the binding symbol, the thing with a screech that can only be, have been unholy satisfaction was ejected from the house, disappearing out of the window as a roaring, screaming, wind of oiling colours. Oh my god. Well, he's like driving the colours. I'm getting a bit hard on you. Are we taking satishecks for this? Oh, yummy. That's all your new book. Fantastic. I wish I could ride this well. So where we're going to the farmhouse, are we? March 24th, 1877. Alan intends to leave Arkham and travel to find a solution to this crisis. He said that he intends to seek out the occult scholars in New Orleans. I pray he is successful, but my hopes are not high at this point. He insisted that I be a custodian of the Gold Sarkofagus and not show it to anyone. What's even more odd is he's instructed me to not visit or even live in Boston. I can only guess as to why, as he will not tell me his reasoning, apart from his insistence that it is for my own safety. Marion still thinks that the thing can be destroyed, or at very least, dispelled. But none of us who remain of the stomach for such an undertaking. I hope that I can find a way to safely banish it without another of us falling to its malevolent grip. March 26th, 1877. We now believe that the spell we cast to summon it, it's inextrubally bound the thing to the house. Alan went back this morning to retrieve some of our belongings and store our ritual accoutrements. He says that he heard it bumping around in the attic over his head, cursing him all the while. He said that it also told him that it only has to wait us out. When we who are present are all dead, it will roam the earth freely, slaughtering and feasting. Thankfully, the warding signs carved by Alan during better times, times that are so long ago now, apparently are effective and a bother thing entry, except into the attic of the farmhouse. I might be able to sleep a few hours tonight knowing it is bound to the attic and cannot harm anyone else. I'm hopeful for the first time since we stupidly released it from the amber. If it told him the truth, then we have time to seek for the answer. God be with you in your search, my friend. And then jumping forward to October 40th, 1877. I just discovered that Marion Allen is dead and has been dead for some months now. We've murdered in New Orleans this past August. I suspect that he spoke to the wrong sort of people about the things he had seen and they killed him. The newspaper mentions the sarcophagus, so they may have been after the gold. That is free of us now gone. I must do something. I've already begun ancient history classes at university, so I believe I will try to research the problem at the farmhouse in that manner. Perhaps I will uncover an ancient secret of how to rid our world of that beast. So on the that page, you have a newspaper clipping. Yes, I can read as well. August 14th, 1877. Brutal murder at Docs. The body of Marion Allen. We got to do it. Norlands. The body of Marion Allen later, welcome, Massachusetts was discovered early this morning near Go for Panama Box. A victim of foul play, the man was identified by a local witness who said the mayor, Mr. Allen, had been seen in the low cow the evening before. Although robbery was apparent motive, police report that the victim had gruesome marks carved into his forehead and his tongue had been cut out. Mr. Allen, the reporter, he got to the police earlier the week claiming that he would have been followed at fear for his life. Instead, his shadowy pursuers were after the gypsies artifact which he was no longer in possession. Mark V. Hey. Well, first of all, amazing job reading that out. Very well done. He did a great job. Great. Great job. Got a lot there. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, just for that. Can I just ask, did any of what he was describing conjure anything in my head from things I'd seen in the book the night before, like just sitting there with my sort of shaking stupor, the things he was describing, did it conjure anything? Any memories from the book? As you cannot read it. Yeah. No pictures. Not as good. But there was those symbols, all kinds of symbols. It mentioned a like a circle pentagram and you definitely remember seeing things like that in the book that you could probably aid someone else to find that kind of thing again if needed. Okay. But yeah, so you are, you have familiarity with it, but not so much the exact language of anything that's going on just purely because of your lack of Latin skills and this book is written in entirely in Latin. Yeah. Okay. So now pulling up towards the sort of farming hamiler of Ross's corner, which is like an old farming community. It's like a single high street with maybe, I don't know, they're coming more than 40, 50 people that live in this area and this high street has a fairly, fairly kind of simple general store, which is also a gas station next to it is a, like a closed officials office, like a half part time like post office police station, but that seems like it's kind of closed at the moment. And there's kind of like an old wooden church like out the front of there is a sign, you know, saying, ah, donate to help fix our roof. Like this town looks like it's seen better times. It's one of many communities that are just falling on harder times and just a bit more, a bit more impoverished. But yeah, you're kind of pulling up to that. You're welcome to have a few minutes talk about your book reading adventure. That was a mighty, mighty scary there. Um, well, a little bit scared to go to this farm. I think we're maybe a bit out of our, out of our depths here. Um, don't worry. Steel will it? Steel will it? Steel will it? It's a great deal. Steel yourself, Willie. How much do you believe all of that? Because you all of her Mrs. Miggins talked to you about all of her like new horror story ideas. So to you would that all just sound like it was? Yeah, it just sounds kind of just like winning your stories from your books, but This no, but this isn't a story. Willi, this is real. We need to go we're going to go and solve this problem Come on now pull yourself together. It's not a silly little bedtime story It'll be funny for Willi's just too scared to read any of your books Because he's saying Oh, I love it. He's just too afraid It'll be okay You know, I like the tame of ones, right? Benny you notice Yeah, what like the ghastly giggles of Gideon Gravestow That was for children. I mean Really? That one went out that one was a little scary, yeah So yeah, you you're kind of like pulling up towards this town and as you drive past a couple of people Like they'll just like stare at you. They don't look super friendly weaving at them like You just get kind of like scowls or would that be like would we Would that be normal going into a kind of far out farming community? Or does that feel odd to us give me a psychology role? I will Are you I got a three a three and I'm six new to 60 see I oh my god. I just mashed it. Actually. I got yeah best I got my fifth. I don't like that. You would guess especially um The way they're reacting to To Willie who He's not like a super fancily dressed guy um, he looks like he could look so yeah, yeah, like you could be from a community like this You would be like this is weird. This is a colder Welker like you know, sometimes these communities can be a little bit isolated a little bit like Less friendly towards outsiders. Yeah, but car. But yeah, you get a feeling like this is a bit like A bit weird. No, no, this is not the warmer reception. We were hoping for I like beat my harm and wave people was Willie know come on now. I don't make a scene. Willie. They they've like Shake their head and like go inside and like close the close the door But yes, you have this main high street that has basically this like a Like a gas station general store. Yeah, if you guys need to pick up these supplies and he snacks any more Things they said they hid their ritual supplies somewhere in the house, didn't they? I don't think we'll need to do you think we need to grab anything for the we need something to make a fire clearly to do this ritual Did we have I'll grab some matches and some tinder boxes and Like yeah, some logs. Yeah, you can like pull up to the pull to the The gas station like this might be a great time refueling the car and stuff sure. Yeah, but Jerry can as well Oh, yeah, you want to buy some extra gas? I'm about to buy some extra gas. I'm really happy. Yeah, feel free to write that down. I'm saying this is a in a meta way An absolute fine time if you there if there's anything that you Want to say that you definitely have For later if you're like I want to have 50 feet of rope. I want a cool new backpack This is a time when you I can happily just let you Get things um, but you see you head into this uh this I like 50 feet of rope Cool new backpack Yes, they have a sail on I imagine I have rope in a little wooden crate full of survival supplies with a little tinder box and You know all the sort of stuff a good scout would take with them on one of the Okay, you've got like a survival magnifying glass. Yeah, no, I've got a few few little bits Some like mechanic tools that maybe you brought with me chances. I if it's your car You probably do house calls and you okay, I bet you have a Little handyman's chest of one of those little brushes Can I try a box of chalk? So yeah, well you can head inside like this We'll assume that you guys have gone into this general store. I just tell Dorita quite a large quite a large building and it Looks like it sells all kinds of stuff yeah from Tind goods to building supplies. There's manual feed Behind the behind the counter um, there are guns on the wall. Um, it is looks like it is a sort of one stop shop for yeah, okay Like a tin of Dorita And there's a this kind of like large heavy set woman um, she Doesn't look overly Mommy And she Is this your weekend job We love you This lady is Yeah, they're in sort of like a kind of slightly moth eaten You know, woolen woolen jumper. She's wearing wellies and Is just behind the yeah behind the but behind the counter and like going through Um like ledges of uh, you know, just sort of doing an inventory inventory check and is just like oh hey Oh She got a bit far ago. Yeah, uh oh Good morning. Good morning to you Welcome. Hello young lady lovely. Where's the we're having? Isn't it? Um Yeah, it's a very very nice day If you can't find anything please just come on come on over and uh, I can um, I'm sure we can help you Um, we can order stuff in we get deliveries um kind of twice twice a week to restock up But we should be able to cover uh, basically any of your needs that you uh Uh, you might have um, we might need to get into an attic. So if you you guys got like ladders or anything like that Ladder yeah, um, uh, yeah back uh the back corner over by the construction uh supplies. Yeah, there's probably a problem Probably got a ladder out there. Mm-hmm. All right, I'm going ahead though over that wing. Good grab for so what ladder? I actually I have a lot of film equipment and things I need to carry. Can I get a cool new backpack? I cool uh, I've got a tin of film. I've got a camera. I need some big thing Yes, we do we do have a cool uh, here we go. Here's our selection. We have uncool backpacks. Oh, no Cool backpacks. The one I want. Very cool backpacks. No, let's not get too far. Okay, right. Just the cool ones. Okay. Great. Yeah, we can uh, we've got cool cool backpacks as well Here you go. I can I um, there's actually an offer on right now where you can get a discount if you buy a cool backpack and 50 feet of rope at the same time If let's do it. Why not? You treat treat yourself. That's what we say around here. What a great deal. Thank you Shopwoman these sorts are actually quite tight They're shaping terribly in my inner thigh Young lady, I'm sorry to trouble you with it. You would have any some sort of grease or lard that I could roll Oh, let's see what you are You're bursting out of those little nicks. Sure We do so we do have lot here just bust out with this butter. I will say we can see your major major Oh, no, I can oh god your little soldiers This is uh, not not what I'm telling you. Why do you stand into attention? I mean the car With the lot Get me five minutes But yeah, uh, well, thank you. Thank you very much Just just too inquire I mean we've come on come on down and we're just we're here to investigate just a Have a look at a dear friend's farmhouse that they're passing on to us. Oh, which um which friend would that be? You know we know everyone everyone around here. Do you know um. Oh, what's his name and old Maryweather? Maryweather. Yeah, it's a bit. Oh Yeah, um Yeah, he's uh, he doesn't he doesn't live here though No, no, no, no, he's passing it over to us and just said we can have it so we can't take a look. Oh, is he Is he okay? So he owns a farmhouse just out down Boone Road No Yeah, it's maybe a mile her mile from here very nice maybe two and Yeah, he owns that place, but um well, he's not being around these parts for a long time. No, he's really well He's in great health and just figure out to him spluttery Yeah, he's um look he owns that place um just anyone frequent there's anyone you see anyone that's an oven You get the idea that she kind of clams up a little bit like Like so it seems a bit like prickly on the on the subject Well anyway, well hopefully it's all right to more check it out and we'll let you know that it's all fine Has it collapsed? Okay, well, yeah, um no, I guess best of uh Have you lived here long? Yeah, I was born born here in brushes carner um yeah, I've lived here my whole whole life They call me ma ma peaters ma peaters ma peaters And like my peaters oh Peaters That's worse loving to meet you my peaters um yeah, you take you take care now like She like loading a shotgun now Very slowly Hey, how are you sweet you two thank you for the supplies with the chalk and the bits and the backpacks and the bobs Before we leave who who owned the farmhouse before Roof putt did so It was the it was a Washington's that owned that place and yeah, it was when Mrs. Washington She got taken ill I did Bradley had to Hit put the the house office collateral against her medical bills and that's America for you dollars. She that's where we live Free the brave God bless our country the The other bank they seized it and then they I believe that's when I was bought by Maryweather like he's owned that place for a long time. They're any of the Washington still around or not They'll clear it out. No Yeah, Mrs. Mrs. Washington cheap she passed and then I believe Leave her husband Bradley. He had to he took a job in Boston or something We've had to move away from this community which is heartbreaking It really feels like you know So on from out of town owning that property isn't isn't right. It's beyond by a local If it turns out Maryweather everyone's to Sell it on he should come here and put a notice up and so someone local can buy it very good Well, I'll be I'll be seeing you then as you warmed up to us to having that conversation as well Was that still kept her a bit on edge give me like a charm roll 74 and I needed a 15 I forget This is me again the Hagony open She hasn't really warmed up That much like Yeah, she's just like yeah you you guys you have a have a day now And yeah, she just gets back to just doing doing her work loading Loading Just pottering around like just you know tidying Right boys. Well, where are we off to then to the farmhouse or do you want to know? See around the village more and see how much they hate us I think maybe time is of the essence here you think so Yeah, but maybe you know, we don't know how one old rupor's got back at the hospital. I mean He's got that nasty cold using Real nasty cold real nasty cold the cold to touch you inside out Yeah, I think it might be worth speaking with some of the local folks just to see if they've seen or heard anything Strange going on it, but we best to get as much information as we can I'm sure some kids have broken into the place and had a muck around in there before Well, there's this whole thing of New Orleans then you know old Alan capturing a case of having your head ripped open You know which is a classic But you know did I mean we worried that the thing is the thing breaking out is it let's stop at the police station See if the chap in there's x military or something, you know might be a kindred spirit. I could you know talk to one of equal footing No, I think that's a great idea major. So the The station this like sort of it's connected to the exact same building as the gas station But this sort of official office is It looks like it's shut and it's only open Two days a week is open on like Saturdays and Tuesdays. What I love we place they must not have a lot of crime here This must be a real nice town or they commit crimes five days a week, but not two It's like a weird brother's Yeah, just across the street that you do Catcher glimps off this like enormous looming figure of a Like the priest Kind of opening the doors he's kind of out like watering watering some plants at the front of the church And he is colossal at all Like you go check with the priest little man of the cloth and a man of horticulture. I'm sure we'll get something out of him go on Yes, of course come on. I slap your bum come on Good greetings young man Fairweather we're having isn't it give me like an intelligence role or Some kind of knowledge type thing 60 yeah, that's definitely But that is my intelligence 60 okay, that's cool So you see this guy and he is really big he must be a good like six six six seven You're a tall one and as he turns to you Basketball You can see he's wearing a you know his sort of Priests regalia. He has Like the little colaron and his face is really horrifically scarred and you would say that coincides with injuries you've seen from the military of Kind of chemical weapons used in World War one That you think this guy had been in the service at some point and he's like oh A major it's A pleasure to meet you how are you doing? I'm not religion smiles at your acquaintance. I see May did you serve sir? Oh? My yes, my name is Reverend Grayson. I was a chaplain in the in the army before For being well returning back here. How can I help you take it? It's wonderful to meet you Well, we're in town because a friend of ours wants us to take over his farm it's um You might know it's down boon road the old Ross's corner farm on the farm so we're in Ross's we're in Ross's corner That's right. I mean they're merry wear a farm that shall introduce you to our companions. Oh that be lovely Hello, I'm Reverend Grayson. Thank you so nice to meet you sir. It's a beautiful garden Thank thank you so much. I spent a lot of time attending to it lovely to meet you Reverend You a fan I love So do you want his not a fan? The first person who hasn't heard of your book does that like do you damage to me? Can I take like physical damage? Take 100 sanity damage I know it's a pleasure to meet you all I might hope you're having a Well, well day. Yes, we're looking for some information about the local area really. I'd have you lived here long? Yeah, I grew up here and signed up for the Great War to you know try and bring some comfort to Just all just serving on the the front and uh, you didn't stop growing up here I know look up Yeah, you like that's a little He's really like five foot. I imagine really is like tiny He's very small You kind of get the feeling he's like a little bit embarrassed about his height and about his appearance The kind of turns off story pal. I've you know, just you know, I was impressed with the same height. I could use a few inches He like has a like a chuckle He has a chuckle away and like it seems like fairly good humans No, you can see he's like a little bit a little bit sensitive. Yeah, well, he feels bad about that But it's the information on the local area. Well, I can help you anyway. I Anyway, I can yes, well Mrs. Megan's where are we going again? Do yes, we're going to the um to to our good friend Rupert Maryweather's farmhouse down down the road from here. He just wants his covered check it out You know, he's he's getting on a little bit. So he just wants us to isn't be down here in a long time actually. I don't think Um, so we wanted to you know, is anyone is it alright as we've heard or anyone breaking into it or anything is anything on To war that we should expect or no and it's also just nice to meet the locals. Oh well. Yeah I honestly didn't choose the best uh The best best day Day forward look if people are unfriendly around here Just someone went someone went missing last night and um And so you know people around here a little little touch around strangers anyway, but one of the golfers and um, we were missing it was a Maggie Maggie McFurther She's my Maggie McFurther. Oh no, she went missing last night and so everyone's a little bit a little bit prickly Where does she go missing? I mean, that's a silly question Where did you where was she last seen? She was uh went out to um, feed the feed the horses and um She just never never returned. So they're coming around these piles people just often vanishing? No not not really It's a fairly quiet quiet town as you can see the police station is Only open two days a week and that's just them coming in and just doing some paperwork out here What does he um look like just in case we you know, maybe we see it? Maybe she got worse than the night or something. She's a kind of like a middle-aged middle-aged woman longer longer hair Feliz, Feliz's light of build around. I'll keep my eyes out And uh, yeah, she went missing like I'm hopefully she'll Turn up there's been talk of potentially she's had some infidelities She married she is married um to uh J.J. uh, he lives in the well they live in a farm um just off Boon Road J.J. my first uh J.J. look further Hey Fanny Miggins is not allowed to walk No, honey Miggins is allowed to Honey Miggins has the cause And uh who my G of Bean Seen Oh, we heard, so they get like seasonal, seasonal farm hands come in. No, I see. They come out from all over to help with bringing the crops and tending to animals. And like, I shouldn't gossip, but maybe she was. Maybe team one of the farm hands or something, yeah. Yeah, and that they may have run off together. Right. You know which farm hand, you know, any saucy farm hands walking around town recently? I don't know if I'd describe it myself as saucy. Um, but. So this happened last night, you say? Well, she went missing last night, but it was Scott in keep. Scott in keep. Inns keep. Who's that? Scott inns keep the farm hand. But look, this is here, say, look, I'm a man of the cloth. I shouldn't be discussing, you know, just local gossip with you guys. I'm just saying. No, no, I mean, we just not gossip. We want to help anyway we can. People are unfriendly. Is anyone not looking for a host? Is the local political entity's day off? Well, they. Is it not reported yet? A pop in. So I believe they just sent a deputy who's up and around these parts of the moment. Are we organizing this such party or something? I guess I'm good. But could have let the hand be too investigation. It's what he does. Well, I could draw up some land of the moment. Could I have a poem through the fields? I can find it in no time. Look, I really appreciate your enthusiasm, but I believe the locals kind of want to handle this. Oh, well, now of course we don't want to interfere. They're still themselves. We're just here to help. Well, that's very kind of you. But yeah, is there anything else that can help you? Who's the local deputy? Have you spoken with. Where has your round to see with James? The local deputy is Clay. He's a local boy, but he was normally that state. Young man. Yeah, he's a young guy. He's a local from here. And I think that's the only reason why he's up here right now. Big green. Big green round here, say. Unlike me and you, eh? He's. Yeah, he's. He nods in a way, way, way. Yeah, the guy has not served or anything like that. Yeah, he's a young local kid. He's enthusiastic. But he's. The only reason he's. Don't give him a chance, Major. Come on. No. Oh, yeah. I don't know where you'll find him right now if he's not in the office then. Well, does anyone check the farmhouse? Because we're going up there in a bit and we can have a look around and make sure she's not there. They're not hiding away or something. They are. The. Which farmhouse? I don't know the Ruputs, I wonder, maybe we have a photo stage. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, I don't believe anyone's. That's quite moving. I had it over there. But. Any other strange stories you might have picked up about the Red Farm? I mean, I have a filmmaker, you see. I always like to pick up odd stories here and there from people on my travels. Right, okay. Yeah, the. Love to tell me to a movie. Oh, okay. Roll it like. Oh, does he know your film? 30. He does know of your work. No, it was dark. No, it was dark. Yeah, the. Man, it was not very biblically accurate that movie at all. Oh, yeah, that's it. Films always have to bend the truth slightly. When Noah got in the flying car, I thought it was really. Yeah, it's really needed a way to get out of the fish. Like, it was. It was a real liberty you took with the. Like, with God's word. I see this as an expansion of God's word. I can't touch God's word. Here's his enshrined in the B.M. Oh, that's what we call it. That's what we call it in the B.M. In the B.M. So I just expanded on it. I can't touch that holy word. Don't wear a shirt. Oh, okay. So yeah, no, I very much appreciate it. You know, it's trying to spread the word further and further. That's it. That was my aim. Spread it as far and wide as I can with those little bendings of the truth or what get the punters in. Right, of course. But in its core, it has the heart of the story. You absolutely nailed it. That was a big fan. Thank you. Very, very good. Thank you. But so they look. I don't know how much I'd buy into it, but people say that that old farmhouse is haunted. Come on. But I've never been out that way. It's just like an old. An old tale, but you know, it's been basically a band. What kind of horse is this? It's just a. It's just a story that goes around. It's an old abandoned farmhouse. Probably just some local kids playing a prank or something. Exactly. You know, are they like Cosmistjiv and stuff? We don't have all of the excitement of the big city out here. And so, yeah, kids like to imagine and make up tales. I've never heard about anything untoward happening up there. Just. You know, you must have presided over some, you know, many birth deaths and marriages in this parasitutic that you know, any of them may have, you know, if you don't just anyone going missing over the years or anything sort of strange. Not really. Well, imagine last night someone went missing. Well, last night someone did go missing. Other than that, of course. Well, look, we won't take up any more of your time. Thank you very much, Reverend. Well, thank you major. There's a pleasure to meet all of you. A huge fan of yours, Archie. No, but before we go, just one thing. You don't have to speak Latin, do you? I. Probably do speak Latin. Yeah, actually, you know what I do. No, you said it. I've got a film I would love to show you. One of my latest. I'm glad it's me. Let's go. I wish you a huge new church. Yeah. The church had been going to a big church to watch the film. Yeah, you must have a nice projector in there, right? I've got a projector. No, I've got my whole film here with me. It really helped get your eyes on this. Now listen, we do have instructions. Draw a pen to gram. Oh, no, don't write it. Don't. Do you age, you major, you major. No, we just need to get the reference to. Just go to the page. Just get your eyes over this new film that I've made. I'd love to get a fan to look at my new work. After, you know, the walk, you've been focus grouping more. Yeah, exactly, exactly. I do actually have a character seat for this guy. Nice for when he goes insane. He's fairly educated. And so, I will make a role. So what you want to make him watch this? The fucking case film. Yeah, right, yeah, well, we just want. No, I just want him. I just want him to. I can't read it. I just want to know what it says. Tom, we're doing it out of earnest, you know. Yeah, that's it. We need to try and do it. I don't know why you're like implying there's like a darker motor. I got a bit shook up by it, but I just. You know, I don't think anything's more. I don't understand. So I'm more living than this suggestion. We need to understand that. It's kind of spooky looking film. Like, I love it. Okay, great. But I think the church is a really safe place. It's him to be able to concentrate on it. Okay, right, you. I don't know how he pulls it off. He makes these scary films, like, you know, it's just a book, but it was really scary, but. We don't really speak Latin, you know. You're a man of God. I imagine maybe you could maybe help us with a few words. Yeah, I'll. Yeah, so not so much to me. I'm very, very. It's a big enthusiasm for. Yeah, come on inside. And you go in and it's. Not enormous. It's got, you know, a few dozen benches where people can sit, like a fairly basic altar. And vice-myself in the water, as I enter. Very nice. There's like a bit of a sag to the ceiling and some buckets where I set up for. I'm kind of. We're fixing fixing. Yeah, so. A hundred of value. Well, it's not the biggest community. I'll throw some money in it. Oh, well, thank you very much. It'll go a long way. But yeah, you can set up right by. I've got. I've got like a. In my backpack, I've got a whole kit with a projector and like a bed sheet. And, you know, like. I love that. Over the altar, I hang up the. Yeah, I think these are probably a white wash, like. Oh, I can't just hang up on Jesus' hands. Jesus. He's just like staring down below it. Oh. But. Because Jesus turns into a great project to hold it. He's never. He's never thought of this. It's really good. Yeah, so you start playing this footage. And I feel like this is some of those terrifying, you know, flickery pictures of these Latin pages, these symbols. And it's going through really, really quickly. And it's like flickering. And every now and again, it seems to like cut to something. You don't remember filming of like a creature. And like, it shows an image of this creature that is like taking up the whole double pages. And then, you know, 20 more frames of 20 different pages will come up. And the creature's head like turns a fraction. Like, you're seeing the back of it. And then a few more frames go by. And it's almost as if this creature's beginning to turn around. And look at you guys. He's going to make a Latin kind of roll. He's just eating his sandwich from his back right now. I'm going to want a sanity roll. I'm like, "Rosh, you want if you feel, what is this?" I want a sanity roll from all of you. And. Just you fucking threw the book. I failed it. Oh, uh, 56. 76. 89. Is the. are these failures? This is a success for me. Okay, that's good. We're rolling under the sanity roll. Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, great. You guys, I'm successful. Okay, great. I'm in trouble, don't like it. So, uh, it's kind of makes sense because we like filmed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I swear, last night. So, I think, yeah. Because you know what which should that wasn't yes Okay, that is three Points of the people that failed on one or anyone that passed okay, so this is unsettling How did you do that creature? I didn't I didn't what is that creature I just recorded the book. This isn't What we filmed to be spliced through from your movies. I just is not a funny thing. Yeah, this isn't me. This isn't me the guy um like Stop stops the film playing and it's just this kind of like frozen image like flickering on a page and Every now and again you swear for like oh You can see This creature has almost turned around like Just let all flash and The guy sort of begins to decipher a little bit of what is going on? I can read you a little bit about it. Mmm This part is all about Bringing a creature from the woods and He's like what is what is this? What is this thing that you're showing me it's this? This doesn't this doesn't seem right at all No, go ahead and come on now. Tell us more to this more creature on the woods and what this is about like what contacting Spirit a demon what's like a movie you see like a horror movie that right? Okay, which is collaborating me in art world like this seems very bold to go into after doing Noah's Ark This does not seem very holy at all. I need a bit of a pivot after Noah's Ark It didn't go down to well publicly, but Mrs. Biggins here writes a rip rather story and I'm adapting one into a film when he said he nearly took on doing babe I was like no you can't do that. Oh, I love love. No, no, no, no, no, we've got to go down the horror route Yeah, this like this is what about something I mean what we're really looking for actually something to do with some kind of chance Some kind of Latin chant is what I'm really after in the book So if you say any kind of chanting that they're mentioning in there I couldn't quite decipher it by an Athens Rusty, but if anything you could read Some kind of chanting about it. Maybe say it out loud so you can hear you think that you would need to Find something more a more specific thing you need to go through these okay these slides and take some time on it Just showing him like a random page I'm being like how does this help me in my thing this one page I want to know how the firearm rules working call it Yeah, it's like no, that's fat that that does not I don't know how to okay But he like looks a bit shaken a little bit a little bit like Sweaty right like looking at this thing Can you give me a psychology role Yeah, I got it don't for 78 or no Seventy 60 that's the famous world you all fail like this guy looks a little bit like you're right gracious How is seat takes you okay like I just like I've got I've got things to be getting on with Translating and he he's gonna like slam it slam it like to stop Look you need to get out of here right now look this is this This is not what we should be using the church for a toll major is pleasure to have met you and Congratulations only new movie, but I need I need you to get out of here. I appreciate taking the graces Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. You're a great day father. Yeah, you you two and he'd like hurry you're out and you kind of Slams the doors shut behind you and you can always like here. I'm kind of like clicking the lock shut I've turned off his hause that he was left on that's very nice Cool, yeah, you might have kind of exhausted up. Yeah, well goodwill in the town and Yes, so we make always the farmhouse horses. Well, I love women. I don't think I think we're much wanted here really Cool, the film's crazy though It's crazy. Yeah, so certainly not how we film. No, it isn't it isn't and we might need to go over that Yes, they'll don't know how you did those editing tricks. Oh, we did No, I don't know. I don't know So you all hop back in the car and head on down Boone road and Yeah, you make it about a The like mile or so and you come to this like big Blackened tree that looks like a couple of years ago was struck by lightning or something and you believe you This is the Turning that you would need. Um, actually can you give me a navigate roll or something mr. Miggins just see how long it's got it That is a 97 No, no, I think we should turn here 19 Okay From the back seat driving the entire way it's finally useful. I'm gonna say yeah It takes you maybe overshoot it and then come back because you realize actually you've driven through your four miles and Never very good at directions. Yeah, you come back and Pull into it is heavily overgrown this gravel driveway and you go through Okay, bunch of trees maybe sort of 50-60 meters and come out to a vagar like slightly small clearing and there is this old Wooden farmhouse there Sort of directly directly in front of you can we get the car like up the driveway or you can bring a park you can bring it fairly close you You'd probably not want to take it right up to the the front but it'd be you know sort of Probably halfway down the driver's like yeah, you could park it within sort of 30-40 feet of it Okay, just the ground looks a bit rougher way more overgrown What could have potentially once been a vegetable patch or a flower bed? You can't quite tell just this place has not been maintained What's so ever? Yeah, and so yeah, you can jump out of the car, you know just leaving under like the nice like bit of dappling Dappling of shade, but I've Have a picture of the house for you if you want to have a house picture Is this the only house we saw on the road? You would have passed one or two other buildings On your way up here, but they looked like they were maintained or in you saw Things like that it did not match like the exact location of where understood where you're heading you've got a vague Vague house, so it's kind of like a single story wooden house, but it's like high-peaked roof going up to an attic and It's a big attic when you Fits a lot of demons in that attic But as you step out and you kind of like sort of head vaguely towards it you become acutely aware that like there is no Bird song or anything like that whatsoever in this area You can't really hear much outside of the wind like gently hissing through the trees It's now maybe kind of like one two o'clock in the afternoon So the sun is still high it's still like bright outside, but as you look at this kind of the building with these Sagaing shutters kind of covering the windows Behind them. It's there. They're like all cracked and like just covered in filth and grime but it Like they look so dark inside and there is something that Almost feels like it's like pulling you towards this building like Like this building is waiting for you To go inside and that it has been waiting for you for years And that concludes the sub-sort of mystery quest what a spooky adventure there all on do you think they're on the right track with their Investigation who knows I certainly don't if you are enjoying this Maybe you'd consider leaving a review for the podcast wherever you listen to it and that kind of stuff really helps sound and Maybe means other people might want to listen to it as well until next time everybody Goodbye

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The transcription is a promotional segment for an interactive podcast called "No Quest for the Wicked," where listeners can influence the story, followed by an actual play segment of a Call of Cthulhu tabletop role-playing game titled "Mystery Quest."
  2. In the actual play, the investigators are en route to a farmhouse to confront an ancient evil, having researched a journal detailing a failed 1877 ritual that summoned a malevolent entity now bound to the location.
  3. The gameplay involves character interactions, sanity checks, inventory management, and recapping journal entries that describe the summoning, a death, a madness, and the entity's threat to be freed once the original summoners die.

Summary:

The text begins with an advertisement for "No Quest for the Wicked," an interactive actual-play podcast where listeners join a council to vote on decisions, create NPCs, and influence a sci-fi narrative. This transitions into an actual play session of "Mystery Quest," a Call of Cthulhu game. The investigators, after a restless night of research, are driving to a farmhouse near Ross's Corner to confront an evil summoned in 1877.

One player recites journal entries detailing how a group, using a book and a ritual, accidentally released a horrific, shapeless entity that killed one member and drove another mad. The entity is bound to the farmhouse's attic but threatens to roam free after the summoners' deaths. The investigators, equipped with items like an elephant gun, discuss the journal's contents, with some characters skeptical and others convinced of the real danger.

Upon arriving at the isolated farming community, they receive unfriendly stares from locals, heightening the tension as they prepare for their mission. The session blends role-playing, dice rolls for skills and sanity, and narrative recap to advance the horror storyline.

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'No Quest for the Wicked' is an actual-play podcast where listeners can join a council to vote on decisions, create NPCs, form factions, and influence the story. Visit noquestcast.com to claim a seat at the table.

In 'Mystery Quest', investigators are summoned by a dying friend to banish an ancient evil they may have accidentally summoned, leading them to research in Arkham's libraries and confront supernatural threats.

During the ritual, a shapeless, terrifying entity was summoned using a pentagram and Latin chants. It killed one participant, drove another mad, and escaped when the pentagram was broken, binding itself to the attic of a farmhouse.

An elephant gun is the strongest handheld weapon in the game, dealing 3d6+4 damage with two shots before reloading. It is a rare and powerful item for combat encounters.

Sanity is a stat that can decrease due to traumatic events, like reading forbidden texts or encountering horrors. Losing too much sanity can lead to negative effects on a character's mental state.

A newspaper clipping revealed Marion Allen was murdered in New Orleans, with gruesome marks carved into his forehead and his tongue cut out, possibly linked to a golden artifact he no longer possessed.

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