The transcription begins with promotional material for "No Quest for the Wicked," an interactive podcast set in a sci-fi universe where listeners can vote on decisions and shape the narrative. It then shifts to an actual play segment of a Call of Cthulhu scenario called "Forget Me Not." In this horror story, investigators are searching for a missing producer named Lynn in a creepy house. After a chaotic encounter where one character, Carter, temporarily goes insane and consumes spiders, the group explores the basement. They find abandoned equipment, a hidden door, and a tunnel leading to a spherical cavern covered in white spiders and ancient skeletons. The investigators face sanity checks as they navigate the unsettling environment, with some characters reacting with fear while others remain determined to find Lynn. The segment ends with the group confronting a dense mass of spiders in the cavern, heightening the tension and mystery.
[Music] Hey, Cox! You ever listen to an actual play-pike guest and think, "I want to play at that table?" No quest for the wicked, it's gotcha. When a planet mysteriously appears in the Castle Ball Solar System, it sparks a chaotic stramble of corporation scientists and adventurers. Little do they know, a dark threat hangs over them. And the only two can stop it, are Linnigan, a father looking for a new start and Flipwick, a privileged DJ setting out to prove himself to his family. But they have a secret weapon. Two, the listener, join the council and vote on important decisions, create and name NPCs, form factions with other listeners and even influence the hands of fate themselves. So don't wait, visit noquestcast.com to claim your seat at our table. You tentatively sneak from your hole in the wall, holding your father's hand. You make it across the great carpet fields, head in towards treasure. You make it to sofa mountain and begin to climb. Father always says that there's delights hidden between the cushions. It's a long and arduous climb, but you make it to the top, all of a sudden. A noise from the distance. Your father turns to you with abject terror, and says just one word. Run! Quick to the flash, you deploy your coffin reel and repel down the side of the sofa, back on the floor. You break into a full sprint. But in the mittens, the destroyer of your people has given chase. Will you make it back to the safety of your wall home in time? Or are you on a mystery quest? And welcome back everybody to Call of Cthulhu, a modern scenario called "Forget Me Not". Previously, our investigators made their way to the Cooperhouse to try and track down their missing producer Lynn. While inside, a stranger emerges and a fight breaks out, causing one of them to shoot in a moment of panic. In a shocking reveal, their body is full of white spiders, which are merged from their corpse. The shock of this causes Carter to go temporarily insane and begin to consume the spiders. We rejoin the mystery, with the team trying to snap Carter out of it. I might try and grab Carter and Heimlich Manuva. Try and get him to throw those up. Oh, bringing them back up again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't want him soiling them because I just threw them up myself and seems like real bad news. Yeah, give me a, give me a, give me a medicine or something roll. A first aid. 59 and my medicine. Well, first aid is 30, so fail. Yeah, cause the hub in the river isn't used to make people be sick. It's to stop a blockage here. He couldn't be joking on spot. No, no, they sucked him down. The belly now. I don't know what I'm doing. No, you're trying to do it, but it really like snaps you out of it. Well, do I remember eating the spiders? I'm saying no. No, I'm like, get off. What are you doing, man? Where's the guy? Where's the guy who's going to kill us? He was, he hit Robin. He was coming for me. Where? I shot him. I killed him. I killed the guy. Carter, what the fuck? I didn't mean to kill him. I just met a shooting. Who? You were eating the guy. You were eating the spiders, Carter. You were eating those fucking spiders. I hate spiders. I didn't eat those spiders. You just ate hundreds of spiders. We saw you. We saw you eat hundreds of spiders, Carter. They were all over Robin and you were taking them off. I hate you. I've been scared of spiders since I was a kid. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. There's some skin. What the fuck happened? We were outside. Do I see the skin? Yeah. Is that the guy I shot? Yeah. I shot him. I shot that guy. He hit Robin and he was going to kill me. He was screaming. He was saying something like we were part of it. We were coming for him or something like that. I tried to scare him and he just kept coming. We got to get out of here. Yeah, we got to go. We got to go. Right now. Lim. I'm going upstairs. Robin. No. Robin. I'm a bit dazzled at the moment. But looking back in the living, we said there was all the recording equipment that we set up. Is there something to listen to audio? Because I had the tapes, but it was a specific piece of equipment I needed, right? Yeah. Is that here? I'll walk around. The mini-disk player. Yeah. Oh, no. No, it's not. It's not here. I'm probably looking for it. But as you look around, you can see that there is a staircase that goes down into the basement. You can see that there is a microphone laying on the stairs of this staircase. Oh, Robin, it doesn't take you long to explore the rest of this house. You make it upstairs. There's another bedroom or two, almost no furniture here. It looks like there was a little camp had been set up up there, like a stove with a tin of beans on it. And there's like a disgusting old bed in another room where there's kind of cans and cigarettes around it again. Maybe some old condom wrappers and things like that. Oh, yeah. Poshy. And this house is absolutely silent. And you make it back down just after you've been caught to be going through like the equipment, like there's the cameras and things there. And you've just spotted this microphone that goes on the stairs going down. I think that maybe somebody might have gone down here. This mic's down here. I'm laying. Are you down there? Carter, give me the gun. It's on the drawer. I dropped it. It says over there. I pick up the gun. Yeah. It's like we're all losing our minds here, man. You were rowing up spiders. You want this? And you were eating spiders. What the fuck is going on? Give me the gun. I'm doing this gun. Jesus Christ. Can you give me like a, like a con, constitution roll? 20. Oh, constitution's 45. Great. Okay. Angel is literally the best of us. Yeah. I know. I'm doing real well. God, like you just, as you're talking about them, him vomiting spiders and him eating spiders, like, oh, your guts just feel weird for a second. Just not so good. You need to use the bathroom. My IBS. My IBS is flying out. Oh, it's not pan. So yeah, you. I'm going down there. Robin, please. That's got a wizard. Got to find Lynn. She's got a good fuck. Wait, so go downstairs. I'm going to the basement. basement, right? Is there the only place left? Yeah, there are any like taught, like you said there was lights, but I'm guessing they're like, like, like, like, proper filming lights, right? Are there like any torches or like, like, like, even these lights are there, or battery operator, or stuff, it's kind of, you know, a bit like the LED lamps that we've kind of in here. Offer stand and yeah, like, yeah, you can easily grab a light because like, I'm like, listen, all right, quick look down there, but I think we got to get the hell out. I want to go to a hospital or something. Like, but it's dark down there. You're not going to be able to see any boss. You're going to kind of be like, like, just, let's just search down here and then we get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Can I quickly ask, sorry, with my Polaroid camera plus a pack of 10 refills with eight remaining, are the two pictures that I've taken with in the pack or no, they're not. So I don't know what those two pictures were. Okay. Thank you. So yeah, you can easily easily grab like one of these lights. Yeah, half-disked man phone is like the phone torch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can have a phone torch. You can dismantle one of these lights. Yeah, you can get a ton of illumination out of this. You are, you feel like you're fairly familiar with using these lights that you've helped kind of set them up and you just instinctively know where the power switches, you know, that you need to pull this cable to plug in the battery pack and stuff like that. And yeah, you head down, down into the basement and then there's some more of your guys, like equipment down here. And then there's, you recognize your boom mic is. Oh, right. Okay. Actually, on the floor in this place and you can see your recorder, your, so it's down here at mini-disk. Yeah, audio player like this. Your mini, your very fancy mini-disk recorder. Also, can I maybe, I want a sample from everyone here? I think this looks like, this looks like where we were before we ran away, right? Like we dropped everything and ran. So this was a proper horror. I would be using my Polaroid in the dark. Oh my god. We'd be looking at the pictures and eventually that's the development one. It's the development one. It's an eventually that'd be like a person in the corner. Just like doing this. Ah. Oh, I actually succeeded. 38. I passed. Great. I passed. I actually felt. Really. Oh, that's false. I'll see you for you. And one for the rest of you. Yeah, you head down these stairs and you just have this like vivid memory of Lynn talking to you. Like, oh my god. Like every, like what a cool haunted house. Like having its own, own creepy basement that we can go into. And the, there's another voice. There's six of you walking down these stairs. And this is a voice that like you just, it just upsets you. Like you can't quite make it out, but you know this person is bad. And then being like, oh yes, no, it's right, right ahead. Keep going. Up ahead.
down here and Lynn is so full of excitement and like this is this is gonna be great. We're gonna have a just a real good time. This is gonna be so good for our show. I think it's gonna be our best episode ever. And yeah, you are down in this basement. Some of your abandoned gear is here and yeah, there's kind of some refuse. A few kind of crates and boxes. There's like an old like wood boiler that hasn't been used in years. And maybe I know maybe just like 15 20 foot by about 30 feet. Like it's kind of about the same size as the like half of the downstairs of the house. And it looks like it's kind of carved into rock that this is an all just built. But not a lot else going on in here. But there's a door for the end. Is it keep going further in? Was it just give me a give me a spot hidden give me a give me some kind of roll. 77 which is still under. Oh my god. Yeah god. You're you're very good at spotting as the camera guys. I remember the memory of them like go ahead further in. Yeah, they're more. You remember walking down that staircase and in front of you was another door. But now that you look at it, it's just a wall. I swear there was more here. You can even see there are like in the dust and the dirt. There are footsteps leading away from this wall. And there's no dollar. I will go up to said wall and investigate for any edges, any cracks, any hidden way features. Yeah, you're probably actually perfect for this. Give me a spot hidden. That's probably better than your luck. 65 is a success. Great. Yeah. It doesn't take you too long that you find that that is a scene in this kind of like rock kind of basement wall. That is a scene and that is a doorway and kind of hidden amongst the stones. You find like a catch and you press it and the door kind of clicks in this kind of quite like heavy mechanical way open and slowly begins. Angel get the gun ready. Just in case I'm worried. Do I know how to shoot a gun? Probably not if I'm a co-host for a mystery show. Actually, good point. What are my firearms? Oh, don't even worry about that. Just crap. You'd say you're not. You don't remember being good with a gun. Yeah, I don't remember. You shoot me. I just put point to that. Bam. It's over. You do know how to shoot. Does anyone have a really good firearm? Not me. Just Lewis. He's the one who had the gun to begin with. Fuck. I don't want to give it to you. You're crazy. We're both crazy. You're crazy. I'm not too crazy now. I've finished eating spiders. I'm kind of back to it. You've got a lot of spiders in you now. I do have a lot of spiders in me now. I guess you're not crazy anymore. You're snacking back. Do I give what you name again? Robin. I give Robin the gun because you're the most like he's able to hit someone. What's your person? I'm not interested in take. I just I'm just like you really good to go. I'm just I'm just going into these places. But would you want to be like Linn's trapped? I'm going to save her with my gun because you own a gun and you can shoot right. So you're going to be like yeah, I just I'm not I don't know like I'm not scared. Okay. All right. It's the like whatever stage of grief I'm at now. Denial. You watch this woman's basically headache. I speak through like sadness and depression. I have been through anger yet. I've been through a bit of bargaining. I think I'm on bargaining in the moment. Acceptance. Bargaining is near the end. Isn't it acceptance after bargaining? I'm thinking your home is Simpson when he finds out he's going to die. I don't think it's actually a chick. No no it was in the symptoms. Therefore it's it's canon. I'm just convinced that I can like I'm sure that we can get she's okay. Well you would have had a bit of time because like we had to wait for Kirby to find the secret door. So like you would have had to like search the basement. There's nobody down here and like maybe some time while Kirby search just trying to give you this gun. Yeah. Okay. If you wanted to take. If you don't want to take it hold on to it. I just think that I'm going to miss. We've got to find her. Okay. Okay. Hold on to it. It's not loaded is it? Yeah. What's I loaded it? And then you know fired four shots. Okay. I don't know how many I don't know if this is like a revolver or a barrel on the bomb. So it's got 200 bullets in it. All right. It's like a gun. Is it like a magazine gun or just like a six shooter or is this? Yeah. It's a not a very big pistol. It's kind of like a personal defense kind of gun. Like a 0.32 caliber. There's a few bullets left in it. There's probably pretty small. Yeah. I think seven or eight clip or something. Yeah. I can't remember if it's like eight or nine in the mag. I think I'm able to put nine down out of simplicity. So you got five bullets. Yeah. Yeah. Ammo nine. And you shot four. I shot four. Yeah. You got five left. Five left. If you take this gun from angel. If you're looking to give it to me, I'll take it back off you. Okay. I think you should take it because I'm just going to miss. What's the point? Okay. I killed that guy. He should take a bus. Great. You've got the gun that you up front with your phone torch and your plan. Yeah. I'm going to pull the red camera. So I debate filming a social post. Oh, it's good content. But I'm pretty messed up. So I don't say you are life's viewing this whole thing. Oh my god. It's on Instagram. I could. He turned him into Spider. To see if I've got the faculties to even consider that. But is it a good idea or a bad idea? Like if you, I'll just let you, if you want to, I think it's like good evidence for bad stuff happening. It might be good for us or to get the word out that something bad is at all. We'll go viral on TikTok and you can talk like that lady. Yum yum. So good or whatever. I'll do the MPC. We possessed. Spide is tasting good. Spide is taste so good. Yum yum. Yum yum. Oh, yeah. I mean, man. Sorry. I really know you can one hundred you can one hundred something go start stream this on. I've got shaky hand. Oh, yes. Play which projects though? As you follow behind. This is your moment, Rick. Oh, sorry, Robin. I think Robin's leading. I don't think I've gone in there yet. So I think Robin's. He's determined to get in behind. So as soon as there's enough space, I'm, I think I'll be following up in the rear. But yeah, like I'm probably taking a minute to get my recorder. And I'm probably like starting to like look, is there a tape in the recorder currently? Yeah. Yeah, there is a tape in there. So like as they're moving, I'm probably going to plug my headphones in and I'm going to rewind like the last like 10 minutes of whatever audio was on there. And I'm going to play it to see if there's maybe like I heard something or there was a sort of clue or something. But leave these guy like, so I'm following kind of behind them. But I'm focused on listening to this audio. So Chancellor, they probably will have made it into the place. You're just upstairs. I'm behind them. Yeah. If you're I mean the little celery more whenever. Oh, yeah, actually, no, this will be this will be great. Like, okay, you're having. You're having a chat with someone. You're having a chat with this woman, a woman called Vanessa Volker. And she is a your guys are talking about you guys are talking about the house. You like kind of scrub through and that she's the realtor for the house. And that she has. So this is like as we were coming down, I'm almost listening to that audio as that. Yeah. Yeah. Like and you kind of like scrub a head a little bit like she says some things about the house. She talks a little bit about how it was sold. The land was sold and used for farming. And but this rounds too too rocky and it wasn't being used. But the house is up for sale. And you kind of scratch ahead and like, Oh, yeah, kids come in here all the time. Like, it's a bit of a nightmare. Scratch ahead. And it's like, Oh, yeah, no, I can definitely show you the basement. Oh, yeah, right ahead. And as you're walking along, you are hearing her saying like, Oh, yeah, no, there's a basement. It was built by Germans. German engineers were brought over to build and upset the locals. I'm not using local people. How disappointing. You make it to this secret door. It's like, Oh, yes, the secret door. So absolute lovely feature. Yeah. So, you know, a bit of a curiosity. I think yes, just right ahead. I think is the chamber. The chamber I was telling you about upstairs. Oh, this will be great for your show. And you just hear like the faintest titter and then like a boom as the door ominously shuts behind you. But right now you are stood like on that threshold. There is no one else here. It is just you guys. And the rest of you are proceeding down this tunnel or the door opened up onto this almost like perfectly cylindrical tunnel that slowly descends down.
maybe about like 30 degrees, so like kind of weird to walk on, very, very smooth, smooth stone, and it goes for maybe like sort of 50, 60 feet just into the darkness and your phone, phone light at the front, struggles to penetrate into the darkness, and just like always on the very edge of your light, you can just make out these little spiders like scuttling away from you, these white bulbous spiders, until eventually you make it into this like spherical, cavernous room, that always, like a perfect, perfect circle, and maybe 60, 70, 80 feet across, like it's really, really big, and there are spiders everywhere in here, absolutely everywhere, wherever you shine your light, they kind of like move away from you, you can see they're trying to stay back from you guys, but it is covered with them, can I get some sanity rolls from everyone, please, because it's hard to feel about that, I was gonna say like yeah, like I'm probably struggling, like I'm using this light almost as I'm listening, like you know, trying to spend these spiders off, now I thought yeah, I do succeed, okay, great, one, one, the bravest, I just love spiders, okay, miss the givils at home, oh god, you know what, get two sanity back, like you do not care, I just fucking love spiders, this is exciting for me, you're like holy shit, this is a good episode, this is cold, and who else failed? Yeah me, great, I failed, there's three sanity off of each of you, like this is horrific, and as you shine your lights around, you see there are just skeletons in this place as well, like just completely fleshless, some of these look hundreds of years old, just loads of bones, in turn there is the, it's like one particular mass of spiders, but as you get close to, they don't hurry to move away from nearly as quickly, I don't think I'm quite able to get approach that, I think like it's probably like, it is, I'm holding there, this big, big mass of them, but, I'm gonna scoot you off with my foot, like try and scoot some of them away so I can see what's under there, yeah, that's 100% a sanity role for you, as 32, that is a fail by one, no, you're failure, Sammy, it's only two, yeah you kick them away, and this is the body of Lin-Cutler, being devoured by these tiny, tiny, bolver spiders, her eyes are just blood, red, like bulging out of her head, and it looks like her whole body has been like crushed, like it's been trampled by, like horses, something massive has hit it, and it's just being slowly devoured by these body spiders, that it's been here for a couple of hours, like six, seven, eight hours now, my best friend Lin, same, oh I guess actually, did you guys take, Sammy's you sex for seeing the body, no, no, no, should we hold it, yeah, for your best friend, oh I failed, 95, 83, 3, 3, Sammy's the other of each of you, is it for me as well, no you already had yours, I sort of parked me already new, so yeah, at that point it wasn't the acceptance part now, we need to get the fuck out of here, she's gone, we need to leave, these fucking, I gotta get to a fucking doctor, or something man, those things are in me, they me too, I'm just gonna turn around and be like, and start running back out of this chamber, like I want to get the fuck out of here, yep, okay, yeah, as you start to leave, you hear like a noise, from deeper, deeper in the cavern, where you're like barely penetrates, but it sounds like something big is coming this way, something, like the sound of dozens and dozens of giant needle like legs are dragging something enormous, run, you know that feeling when you have it in the night, when you're being chased you just want to wake up, it's that kind of feeling for, for cold curvy, I'm so angry, is he gonna boss fight, elder ring, every, like hearing this noise, every part of your body is, run, like saying, run, this is, well let's run then, this is bad, but, I hit the boss of you, I am running, I am running, these guys have taken off their, they're running, I'm running, fine, I hesitate to anger really for a second thinking about revenge, but then I ran too, who am I, to be an hero, probably, there was this no hero, yeah, you make it out, you flee, this noise is like behind you, but it's not giving, it's not giving chase. As I'm running, can I point my Polaroid behind me, oh one, 100% you can, which is very bright, 100% you can do that. I'm probably, like my, my light's probably pointing behind me as I'm running, I love my livestream is just running like this, but catching glipses of an upside-down, so emotional blur, oh yeah, the life's running, I guess you've not already been following the chat, everyone's just like, you grow spiders, spider emoji, spider emoji, that lane, this looks so fake, so many hearts coming up, I hate this, this cringe, cringe, cringe, CG, where's the red one, red-headed one, I like that, oh yeah, you guys run, run out of this building and you make it to the taxi cab, you get your photo, and Ivan's there, just smoking cigarettes, bumping away to his bavarian, getting to the music, just having just a great, great time, he's got his feet up on the dashboard, he's on the phone, oh yeah baby I'll be over later on, we just like bundling it, we're like, fucking right, we're fucking go, go go, Ivan go, sorry honey, I'll catch you later, peep, and go go go go go, okay, that's not how he speaks, I'm a bit like this, okay, where are you going, back to the, the, hotel, go, go, go, go, we don't want to stay, go now Ivan, okay, and he pulls, pulls away, like reverses down the driveway, and just slowly you can see the Cooper house, just get plunged into darkness, as the headlights are not illuminating anymore, and you're back on the main road, heading back to the, what the fuck, what the fuck, I'm dead, I'm dead, let's look at all of you kind of, the real to Vanessa Volker, she was the one who trapped, she trapped us down there, like that she, she let us down there, she took us into that chamber, and then she shut the door behind us, I don't know, but she was on the recording, I've got the audio, I knew it, I wrote down Mrs. Volker, question my question my question, but she was the one, she took us down there, she let us into that place with that thing, whatever the fuck it was, we need to tell the police, we need to, I need to go to the doctor, the hospital, I got these things in fucking me, I gotta get it, she's evil, my thing, it's developing, the picture, the picture, yeah, as you're talking about this, the, the, the, Vanessa sanity check, for everyone, as we all see, we're all looking at it, we're all looking at it, look, nope, fail 92, I also failed at 85, I passed, wow, okay, I feel like this isn't, isn't gonna be as bad, how much would a photo be? I suppose yeah, if we looked at it directly, right, like, I think that would've been pretty bad, we had shit, I can't photos, I think it always looks fake when it's through the camera, right? Okay, I think that's fair, we'll just go to the 10 then, so this could be for anyone who has failed, nine, okay, that wasn't it?
- Oh my god. - Oh my god. - My 70 is 10. - Oh Jesus. - Oh my god. - If you roll a 10 against him, that's it. - Oh my god. Okay, like you are fully on him that the stage. I'm like gripping the handle of the car door. Just yeah, keeping it barely together. - And then you see the photo. (groaning) - Oh my god, you're gonna roll for it. All of you, this is gonna be a mess of a taxi ride. - Rolls-everly. - This is gonna be a mess. - 'Cause I want to try to get that big 10. I want to try to get that big 10. - Okay, we'll assume the-- - You're gonna test for Ivan as well. - He's listening in. - Yeah. - He's driving, he got like a picture. - Oh yeah. - I don't think he will understand what he's looking at here. - I like that he's happily just driving and then we're all gonna free the hell out of this guy. (screaming) - But I need intelligence checks from you guys. - Oh god. - I think I missed one or two of those. - So we wanna roll over. - Yeah, you want to fail this. - I failed mine 54 and I have an intelligence fix. - Like seeded. (laughing) - I failed, my intelligence is 50 and I got 57. - Okay, I got 54, yeah. - Ooh, that's nice. - So Angel and Carter don't quite understand. - Yeah, no, I think this is fine. - Yes. - I took my nine already. - Whereas Kirby, Kirby you just faint. Just slumping against the back of the seat. - Well, we'll assume that Robin Rivers is sat in the front seat, you guys are in the back. - Yeah. - Just look at the picture. - Behind the middle of you guys. - It just causes Kirby just to pass out and-- - Body shut down. - Yeah, like, oh man, like, shit, like in your mind, when you took this photo, God, like one of those spiders, like a really ugly one must have like dropped down in front of the camera or something 'cause the way that the photo's taken, like it just looks like a really big one, like a really big rotting version, one of those. But you know, it's definitely not that. It's just like a small one, a small one just in front of the camera, it must have been on there. That was spiders all over the place. It can't have been a giant one, definitely not. - Okay, I got it. - Definitely not. - You realize it is. - Oh. - You see what you wanna see, and yeah, you passed out. So, oh my God, 10 sanity each. - I ain't got a lot of sanity, that is. - I ain't got a lot of me. - So you blaze it back to the motel. - I'm all say it's kind of like about, it's gone midnight now, it's like one o'clock in the morning. So you guys, what a crazy night you've been up to. - Yeah. - Crazy night, man. - You having a good time? You all look a little weird, the old cover place. - We need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need to, the police, Lynn, the police, we need to tell the police to them instead. - Yeah, we need to call the police. - I'm sorry, sorry, can you take us to the police station? - Sure, why not? (laughing) Just down here. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, you go back up to the police station. And yeah, it's like just across the road from the medical center and you barrel in there. And yeah, the cop, oh it's you again. I thought you guys turned in for the evening. - No. - Yeah, so we, they can stay. - What is, is your friend? - Is he conscious? - I think by the time you get back into town, it takes about 10 minutes. Yeah, you come to, although. You know what, I'll give you a little treat. I'll give you a fun little treat. Well, would you like a treat? It might involve San Adelos. I want a little treat. - Oh God, this could be really bad though. - Yeah. Great. Things will happen. - Okay, right, you pass, you pass out. You have no memory of this. And like in, in the stays, in this, you're just seeing this spider, you saw this thing. But this wasn't one of those small spiders. This was something else. This was big. This was my god, terrifying. And then everything goes black. And suddenly, your hands are stained in blood. In one is a dripping knife. In the other is a yellowed skull carved in runes with sentimental value to you. It belonged to your great grandfather. The first of your line to speak with the children of the grave, the man who changed your family from simple peasants to the wealthiest house in Toulouse. Or thanks to the secrets that those who eat death and for the sacrifices that your family has made. A brief flash of sadness fills you, but you quickly dismiss it. After all, your wife is beautiful and still young, and you could always have more children. You can gain 1% to Cthulhu Mythos. - Oh my god, what was that? - And you have learnt a spell. - Oh! - Oh! - Okay. - In an outer game way, you've learnt the spell, contact ghoul. You've just had a vision. - And that didn't, that wasn't me, but felt like me. - That wasn't you, that you know this is true. This happened in the past. And you have seen how this person has contacted ghouls for power, information, wealth, - Sacrifice the children. - Or the wife. This is something completely, completely the fact that this is in France in Toulouse for this happened. But by seeing this creature, his mind has somehow touched madness through your madness. You have got this. Something inside you is telling you this. And you can lose only a point. - Only a point. - Down to nine. - It was a d6 of sanity that he was rolling. - Yee. - So only losing one. - But you're not probably gonna succeed anymore sanity rolls. - But you're getting it on. - So you know how to do that? - So at any point, he can be like, boom. - Well, so you need to call on the ritual. I'll allow you to embellish how the ritual works, but it does require a sacrifice to make this work. - Generally spells in called of cthulhu. Really hard to cast and not super pleasant. But yeah, you have received one of those in your weird waking dream state. - What is a ghoul in this world? Just anyone that's dead or come back? Or you have, you are welcome to roll against your cthulhu mythos. - You know what I'm saying? - Which is one percent. - I'm gonna get it. - You need to roll. - Oh. - I got 90. - I thought it was nine. I was thinking it was nine. You just been luck points. - I guess you could push it. But if I think if you push it, you'll definitely lose all of your remaining sanity rolls. - I'm not gonna push it. - Okay, you don't know, but from this dream, do you remember performing this ritual lets you contact these beings that will grant you information, power, wealth, wow. Give you, well, it gave you off French ancestors. Everything they desired and more by commuting with the ghouls. - Incredible. So you've got that back up. - Okay. - If you know, T.S.F doesn't make it big. - So you guys brought up to the police station. Yeah, you're at the police station. You had that vision. You barrel out of the car. You made it inside. You've woken up. - I'm like, it's dumbling. - Feeling in reality. - Real bad. Feeling real ill and you guys are inside. All right, so how's it speaking? - Well, you guys are back again. I thought you'd gone to bed. Well, excuse like, what are you? What is wrong? What does your friend look so? Are you on drugs? - No, no. - No, no, our friend, his girlfriend, she's dead. - She was dead. - Yeah, she was at the Cooper house. We all went down into a basement and there was this tunnel and she was there and there was all these spiders and they were eating the body and. - Listen, listen, we got a reporter crime. - Really? - You know Miss Vanessa Volker? - Yeah, the realtor, yeah. - She let us down there. It was a trap. She trapped us in the basement. There were spiders down there. They killed that friend. She was trying to kill us, but we escaped. - Right, I need a, I want a hard persuade role. - I need more 30. That's a 65. He doesn't believe us. - You could push it with it. - All the way down to. - Oh yeah, if you want to push it. - Every role. - And for a better one. - You listen to me. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - 28. - Yay! That's serious. She trepid's down there. She's coming.
- You're not a friend, you just sent a car out there immediately. - Look, I've had to chase a lot of people away from the Cooper house over the years. You'll trap down in the basement of Venice? - I have an audio recording. She was taking us down there. She shows us this secret door. We go inside and then you hear her shut the door behind us and we were trapped down there. And then we must have gotten out and then we tried to get away in the van and then that's when we must have crashed. - We got live stream. - I'm still live. - Please don't rush me. - Sorry. - Okay, look. - It's all online. - We'll run a car out there. Take a look around this place. - The secret door. Tell me about the secret door. - He, Kirby, you found it. - They're not gonna find it. - It's a wall. It just looks like stone, but there is a seam and there is a secret door in that wall. - Okay, right. We, the secret door. - He's begun writing this stuff down. He's kind of, like you can see he is paying attention to you. But has this look of skepticism? - Yeah. - And his eyes. - It's also 1am for him. - Yeah. Like he's there. You're disturbing him just drinking his coffee. - All right, I'm calling it down. (laughing) - Look, we can, we'll send a car out there. Maybe first thing in the morning. - You need to go now. She's dead. - Right. - Off-front is dead. - Okay, the spider's a, or even a body. There might be nothing left. - Spiders. - Okay. - Look at this. I'm trying to put it right. - Oh my god. (laughing) Okay, yeah, you've got a disgusting spider. There were hundreds of them and there were like thousands of them down there. - Thousands of spiders. This sounds like maybe an animal control kind of problem. - More like to get the army or something. Get the, get naparms or some shit, flame throwers and I don't know, shit like that. - Okay. - You've actually got an alien movie. - Look, we'll send, I'll get dispatched to send a car over there right now. - You gotta arrest this Vanessa woman. She was the one, she ludicested. She tricked us down there. - Kirby, you, you livestreamed it. You can screenshot the, a lens body. I don't think you believe us. We can prove that she is dead. - I'll start going back through the vault of the livestream. - Nice. - Okay. - To that point with shaky hands. Kind of not really with it, but yeah, I'll try my very best. - Oh, okay. - I don't think you want to stand out serious, this is sir. - I'm gonna eat. - Yeah, I want one last persuade on this. And then if I do a little computer check, see if I can get through. - 56 and my persuade is 50. - You could spend like points. - I spend six like points. - Yeah, yeah, easy. - Cool. - Okay, he looks then, he's like, okay, I know you guys are involved in some kind of spooky TV show. This also sounds like a hoax to me, but then as you are like going through the thing, the gross body. - Suddenly he just stops. Yeah, like you guys are into, this all sounds like some practical effects prank feel. Sure, like I know you've been hassling so much, police trying to get interviews about past cases. And then he sees that and then just is like, okay, I'm gonna dispatch. We need a car out to the Cooper house. We've got reports of a body down in the basement. Yeah, just right away. - I will like kind of take off my recorders so they've like that audio recording and things like that. And be like listen, you know, if you need statements and stuff, but I think I gotta go to the hospital or something. Something got in my throat while we were down there. I don't feel too good. - Yeah, we could. - I just like shut down when Angel says that, I'm like, yeah, we can, well, the clear medical center's just across the road, but do you need to go to St. Anne's? - I just wanna get like an X-ray or something, man. Like an X-ray or something. - Oh yeah, they've got an X-ray machine over there. - I just wanna just get checked out, you know. I don't feel that- - Great, probably. I feel like maybe we can all take you guys over there, over there right now. And like I'll come with you, okay? I feel like maybe you guys need looking after dispatcher we back in a minute. And yeah, they, you guys head over to the medical center. The doctor had a voice. Oh, he was pretty happy. He was a pretty cool guy. Hey, what are you guys up to? You're back again. - Whoa, big guy, can you just cool your jets? - Yeah, sorry, sorry, dark. We, I think I got something, I think we got, I got something in my stomach. - Okay, well, like, hey, if you wanna have a look, we can have a look right now. Let me just fire up the old, the old X-ray. - Look at your bones. - It's in the back. - Look at the stomach. I wanna see if there's like anything in my belly. Like are they still alive in there? - Would you have like an ultrasound? - It might be an ultrasound, I could do. - Yeah, anything. - Let's try to see your bones. - Sure, true. - Do an ultrasound. - Do an ultrasound. Do an ultrasound. - Well, I'm gonna queue up, I'm ready, 'cause I coughed up. - Get the jelly. - I'd rather, I don't wanna stop you having fun. (laughing) - Whatever the doc says. - But if I can do an ultrasound, I can describe something to you. If you have an X-ray, I can give you a handout. - Oh, which would I be doing it? - I'm gonna hand out my facts. - Okay, we'll do an ultrasound a little bit later. Well, just, it's just I've already got the X-ray machine fired up. - I'm done. - And I don't wanna have to get out the ultrasound. That's it, I'll box in the back and, oh God, it's a whole thing. - I'm probably pregated ladies and clear. - Not a lot of pregated ladies and clear. But yeah, let me just fire this up and, yeah, he puts you under the X-ray. And he's kinda like looking at this computer. And he's just like, oh, oh my God, oh geez. Oh, I'm like, why? And he kind of comes out and is like, do you wanna all see this together? Or maybe we should have this conversation. - No, they can see, they can see, I don't mind, I don't care. - Yeah, like he puts down a, shoes this picture and like, all over, all over you, are these like dark splodges, these dots, these, but it's not just in your stomach, it is in the whole body. - Look at how long it's. - It's everywhere. It's like, oh my, this is, look, we need to get you to cin-ans right now. My God, we need to, like this looks, have you been, like I don't wanna say the big C, but this is one of the worst case I think I've ever seen. Like, oh my God. I don't understand how you've not had any symptoms or anything, this is, you're full of them. - Do I have to make a role? - Yeah, I think this is a hard, a hard sanity. I think this is sanity for all of you. - Uh oh. - No, I do pass, anyway. - Nice. - Okay. - Yes, maybe I just like have this acceptance. - Five. - Nine. - 57. - Ooh. - You have the bid you to. - Okay, I think you guys all, - Yeah, 'cause you'd be freaking out more 'cause you'd think, oh, I got that to me as well. - You guys are five. - I'm just being, having eaten in my eyes. - You, yeah, you have this definite realization there inside you as well. - Okay. - The other two, Robin and Angel, you have not quite pieced together that this might be happening to you as well. But yeah, Kirby, you know that you are full of spiders. You know that they are. - I'm done for. - Inside you, I'm more spider than men. I'm spider, man. Whoa, man spider. Man spider. - Yeah. - Oh, this is freaky stuff, man. This is fucking bad. This medical shit really gets me though, the X-ray. Next up. - I'm probably freaked out. (laughing) - Wait, like a, no, if I can never get an IRL freak out, that's the dream for that. - So I guess like, yeah, I'll like look at the docs. He X-rayed me, right? So like I'll be like, and he's saying like we should eat the hospital and stuff, but like. - Yeah, love. - We've pretty much like me and Kirby are pretty sure that like hospital ain't gonna be helping them with none of this. Like with the spiders, evil, super spiders. - Yeah, look, we need to look in, I can't believe he seems a bit like. - Not yet. - A bit pale, like what the? - Maybe the machine is faulty or something dark. Cause like I feel fine actually, yeah, just,
Yeah, maybe maybe the machines just broken or saying I don't we don't need to go to no hospital. Does it matter that he ate a load of spiders? What I think I can't have a minute with my friends. Is that all right? Just please second look of course look I'm I'm gonna be in my office. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna make some phone calls. I'm gonna call up Would you what would you prescribe if he was full of parasites like spiders full of parasites like like worms well, I've never heard of a parasitic spider before but Look This is a little bit out of my will house look. I'm used to treating farm injuries and You know the rampant IBS problem we've got in Cleo, but you know I think I need to get a second opinion on this look. I'm just a small town Like a just a doctor here. Look, let me let me make some phone calls you you and your friends speak amongst yourselves Yeah, is that comp still with us or is he yeah, he's there just like So I'd probably like say to him like what would you mind officer just yeah, I think I'll We can come back to the station. I'll just Step outside Yeah, I'll just I'll just be out the front You guys Sorry about sorry about that bad news. Yeah Listen when we're alone. I'll just sort of like look at everyone be like Yeah, no, I don't think our hospital is gonna help But we need to make sure that nobody goes, you know the Hopefully those officers go find the body, but like that woman she took us down there and trapped us in there She might do this again as somebody else. I don't want to fucking let that lady do this to anybody else What do we do Say we pay our visit We could film it we could film it and this will be our big break a big Netflix break Imagine Netflix exclusive taking down the spider woman. I was thinking maybe you know vengeance for Lynn. Oh, and that as well Yeah, maybe my best friend Lynn. Yeah, I'm glad you got your price With that your friendship bracelet I think we can tell who actually is the best friend all the two of you. I'm close to insane Yeah, much like Carter has as like we gotta do so if we stop Vanessa But also I mean like why if those cops go down there and whatever that thing there was you know The all the spiders that were chasing us. What if they get out? What if those things get out into the town? Okay, we can't let the cops go down there. They'll they'll die They'll get killed by the spider They got a better chance than we ever did. I don't know. I feel like we just need to put a we need to stop this set the house on fire Yeah, something like that is what I was thinking But then also this Vanessa woman we gotta stop her to shoot her in the head He's a quite extreme Solution to the problem But maybe Maybe I should In mind your maybe is on insane maybe Bear might you are someone who is literally on the edge of So you can actually should be you making these gestures No, you're very say burn it out of me you guys burn me Great. Hey, so yeah, we've got Some options All right, we can trust the cops we've given them the info You know they're gonna send a team out they might find nothing and just think where you know foolish ghost hunters and they might get killed Either is bad But if we go out there and try and burn it down We got to wait for the cops to go We could burn it down. I mean I'm not against burning it down. I think that's fine Any votes for burning it down. We make it look like an accident one of our lights fell over and set caught caught light It doesn't mean we have to get arrested for our city Option two we just make the Netflix documentary now We thought we've got get it on YouTube, you know get the word out You know that's a weird going on and call out Vanessa. She can't hide from that right that the the you never go viral On YouTube then again, we have got you to Confested with spiders. This is a problem. We need to find some solution to it now I'm sure what if there is a solution what if it's just we're gonna split apart like the skin guy, you know and just become more of those things Robin what if we have spiders in us - we went in the house But but you didn't I mean I didn't eat them like these exactly like I ate them right and you weren't maybe you must have Got in before or something like that. It came they came out of me. I invited them up. Maybe Maybe maybe I'm a spider. Kirby and I maybe I should kill you You could try a power whoa, okay, let's calm everyone calm down. Yeah, you're right. You're right. He could change it any minute I think you're more likely to know What if Kirby and I Destroyed a Cooper house and the two of you find this Vanessa and confront her live on TikTok. Yes You got a film sure yeah, I can I do on my phone We could put that filter on but that means you gotta track you gotta track it down You gotta find it. I don't I don't know where we would find it like that But there's a hardware store in the town We're just Google it right. She's she's a business. We had contact with it. We were working with it. Yeah, oh wait Maybe she's in my contact With my phone. Yeah, yeah, Mrs. Volker Volker son I can I would so you had an interview with her. I've got the audio interview with it. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Volkner's a German name. She said that it was built by Germans. Oh my god And also the cab driver It's all coming full circle Paul gangster rap loving. They're all in on it listen Ivan's the innocent when we have to protect Ivan. Oh my god. You're right. I mean you're right my god You're right Vanessa together. Yeah, okay. Okay. She has a business we Google the business. We see the address Me and Robin go there now you guys go now you stay with you keep an eye on him and you guys start the house out Yeah, okay, we'll sort it out We can't just two of us We need these guys that's true. We are very yeah, we can come with you we can come with you to the next step Okay come with us and then in that time the police can do the stuff that they're doing I mean they might not even fight if they don't find that secret door They won't find the body anything and then we go but accidentally burn the house down So as you guys are having this chat all of a sudden the cop like burst into the room Mm-hmm, and he's just like okay like guys. I've got a I got a go you stay put here the doctor will look after you What happened? And you can hear Like over his radio like screaming and done five Look I've got to go look Stay here with the doctor. Don't get into any kind of trouble Look, I'll be I'll be back and He runs and like hops into his car and puts the siren on and just blazes just back down the road that you guys Came down while searching literally you know a minute or two down the road is The Vokners the realtors, um, where she works. I got the address. Let's go. Let's go just down the road so we can we can walk it Yeah, yeah, yeah, or you know jog a gentle jog why not? I put some head friends in I'm listening to Taylor Swift on full blast Okay, yeah, I'm outing along to the lyrics, but there's no sounds coming out my mind really like emanating through you And that concludes this episode of all of Kathulu forget me. I Really hope that you guys are enjoying listening to this It's amazing all the feedback has been great. 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The transcription includes promotional content for an interactive podcast called "No Quest for the Wicked," where listeners influence a sci-fi adventure story.
It features a segment from a Call of Cthulhu actual play scenario titled "Forget Me Not," where investigators confront a traumatic event involving spiders and a mysterious basement.
The investigators discover a hidden door, encounter a cavern filled with spiders and skeletons, and grapple with sanity checks while searching for a missing person.
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The transcription begins with promotional material for "No Quest for the Wicked," an interactive podcast set in a sci-fi universe where listeners can vote on decisions and shape the narrative. " In this horror story, investigators are searching for a missing producer named Lynn in a creepy house. After a chaotic encounter where one character, Carter, temporarily goes insane and consumes spiders, the group explores the basement.
They find abandoned equipment, a hidden door, and a tunnel leading to a spherical cavern covered in white spiders and ancient skeletons. The investigators face sanity checks as they navigate the unsettling environment, with some characters reacting with fear while others remain determined to find Lynn. The segment ends with the group confronting a dense mass of spiders in the cavern, heightening the tension and mystery.
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It's an actual-play podcast where a mysterious planet appears in the Castle Ball Solar System, sparking chaos among corporations, scientists, and adventurers, with listeners able to join a council and influence the story.
Listeners can join the council to vote on decisions, create and name NPCs, form factions with other listeners, and influence fate by visiting noquestcast.com.
Investigators tracked a missing producer to a house, where a stranger emerged and was shot, revealing a body full of white spiders, causing one investigator to temporarily go insane and consume them.
They found abandoned recording equipment, a hidden door behind a wall leading to a tunnel, and a spherical cavern covered in white spiders and ancient skeletons.
Carter initially denied eating the spiders due to a fear of them, but later acknowledged it, though he remained distressed and confused about the events.
The recorder played a conversation with a realtor named Vanessa Volker, who discussed the house's history, basement built by German engineers, and a secret door, ending with an ominous boom as the door shut.
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