Butt Stroked By Space Goons: Daryl James Returns | FILE_07 | Mystery Boys

(upbeat music) - Yeah, gnomes are fucking dicks. - Did you have a personal experience with a gnome? - Ask me about it and I'll tell you. They're fucking assholes. - Let me do the intro. Sorry, you know, naturally how shows start where they're having a great conversation. - Yeah. - Not unlike any other show, I of course, and Eliypiz Murp Skirt. - Yeah. - And with me is also, - St. Crank. - My associate, St. Crank. - And who caught our last episode, which I, our last episode, which we spoke to, see you're supposed, see you're supposed to pray, Graham. (laughing) What is happening? - That space program. - Was it like bad to drink when you do, okay. Darryl James, Darryl himself. And you know, we didn't get as much out because what we got was absolutely fascinating. - Yeah. - But you know, it was really like episode four. Like George Lucas, I started like somewhere in the middle of it. - Right. - And we didn't get to his time as a slave on the moon, where he was paid entirely in moon sex. - Holy fuck. - Stick around for that one. But we got a lot of housekeeping to do before our guest Darryl gets here. And that's why I would ask, Dr. Crank, was it? - St. Crank. - Oh, St. Crank. - St. Crank. - Are you a doctor? - And well, technically it's Dr. St. Crank. But I go by St. - Is it a saint of kind of doctor? I was not raised badly. - No, it isn't. And you should never get a saint if they want to operate on you, make sure they're a doctor. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. Go back. - It's two separate things. - I lit John of God, scraped my cornyas with a metal wire. - Did it fix? - Did it fix? - You know what, I realized really I probably needed to fix me, and that was the problem. - I'll tell you something. I have a personal story about John of God. It's actually kind of depressing. Probably not a good way to start off the show. - You knew it, wait a minute. You knew J.O.G. My mom, when she was dying from breast cancer, visited John of God. And John of God did some kind of surgery on her. Of course, this is before anybody knew that John of God was a sex trafficker. - And we thought he was just a guy that's out of the America that did surgery. - But, well, you know, when someone's dying of, you know, when your mom's dying of cancer, even though you want to say, "I don't know, man, "I don't know that's going to work." It's like, "What are you going to do?" - What's sad and tragic about that story? (laughing) I can't believe he hesitated. To tell the story of your dear mother dying of cancer. - Or gets even worse. - Is it an Oprah Winfrey hot pick on a way out? - It gets worse, is he told me that he told her, you're not going to die of breast cancer. - Wait, did she actually go to John of God, which it's like, "Oh, with a little apostrophe, God." Do people make that mistake? - She went to John of God. - I go to John for God. - The chiropractor. - Yes, and I gotta tell you, I'm walking taller. I'm coming over. - Oh, do you mean John Gotti? John of Gotti? - Sorry, John of Gotti, excuse me. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Wait, your mom didn't go to John, your mom didn't go to John of Gotti for cancer? - No, I'm sorry, John Gotti, my mom went to John. - Do you know about him? - He's like, "Doctor's his more." - Yeah, he told my mom she's not going to die of cancer. - If you got bad act, oh, well, you know, up until a certain point he was a man of his word. - He wasn't true. - Oh wow. - He died of cancer. - I keep believe Oprah new John of Gotti, that's the fucking crazy thing. - No, that's wild, Oprah is friends with John of Gotti. But, you know, - Do you kids know who Oprah is? Back there, she's kind of like if Mr. Beast was like a human factor. (laughing) Or more of a human driver. Do you about Mr. of Beast? He, don't go to him for surgery. No matter how - Mr. - No matter how quick games your life is. - No, you - Do not let him give you surgery. That's, I think it's just sound advice. - Well, you have to run across a beam. - Well, there is, okay. - And if you get across, I'll cure you. - There's a guy, John of God. I think that's a good one, 'cause he's from God. - Any time anyone says they're of God, it's true. - No, isn't of a mathematical thing where it's like times for John of God. - John of God. - John of God, you're not gonna dive cancer. - His claim was that he was channeling various healers throughout time. And so he was doing - (laughing) - Yeah. - So tell me, he's middle manning, he's basically, (laughing) okay, I'm sorry, God. - That's it, he was like channeling. You could probably look up who was channeling, but he was channeling various healers throughout time. And he would do the classic, I guess, you palm chicken guts in your hand or whatever. And we could probably pull it up, like psychic surgery, where they, it's really just shit magic, where you just have a bunch of guts in your hand, and you push them into somebody who's dying, and then you pull the guts back, and they think you pull that a tumor. - It's a well-known magical trick. - Yeah, it's a classic trick. - I have seen, but I'm in no way can qualify this. I'm only a judge in astronauts, so I don't get out of my area of expertise, you understand? So I can tell you what the law says about it. - What? - We love it, more of it. - Indeed, there you go. - What? - Somebody who's argued to me that this ridiculous magic trick kind is almost like a purposeful, like there's like a real kind. I find that hard to believe, but I think that's up to - That doesn't look real you look, she's got her fist all the way in. You couldn't see that. - I don't know if we can show pornography on here. - You couldn't fake that, but I'll tell you, if you want to do coin magic, the best people to do it for people dying, because they don't pay attention to this magic. - Well, I just like, I like close up magic. I've always been a sucker for close up magic. - I do too, I love close up magic. It's amazing. - Does that guy just fist me and pull out a chicken gizzard? - Holy shit, yeah, I'm healed. And I think the reason sometimes this works is because of what's it called, spontaneous remission. It does happen where people will go to the doctor. Their cancer's gone. It's because their immune system figured out that was cancer and made me - Wait, is that what? Oh, I thought you meant when like, you know sometimes somebody's alive one minute, the next minute there's just a smoldering pile on the chair and shoes. - That's, no, that spontaneous combustion, the terror of my childhood. When I read about that, I was so scared, I was gonna burst into flames. - Yeah, well, sometimes it happens to cancer victims. So you had to stress stress with your mom, but she might go into some more spontaneous remission. - That's the oxygen. - Now is that, is that it? - Can you pull up the yellow chair when you get that hilarious? - Are you spoiling the end of back rooms again? I've not seen it. (laughing) - You don't have to haven't seen these movies yet. - Please don't spoil back room. God damn it, really. I was so looking forward to seeing that. - I mean, the monster's not even that good. - Wow. - Hey, by the way, Tanner, speaking of spoiling things, Tanner has pulled some comments. - Okay. - Love viewer feedback. I mean, it's high time we address viewer, we're not a live show. It airs live but of a pre-taping or post-taping. Again. - Depending on when you watch. - If you're into linear time and you're like, I understand when that's an old story, right? - Yeah. - Or sometimes just as easily, we could be taught by the story from the future. - You're watching an episode that hasn't even recorded yet. - Okay, his mom knew John of God. I know you, by the way, I'm in the Epstein files and his mom knew John of God. Just you know who the fuck you thought that was? - That's who you're watching, mobbed! - Okay, and I did, again, I keep reminding people, I didn't do any crimes, unless doing Comedy Central show. 12 years ago. - You're in the files. - That's right. - You're gonna need it. - I did a crime. - Well, you know what, even if I did, what the fuck would you do about a Tanner? You did nothing. You see any arrests from, I could have ate three babies and call them pizza bagels in my email. - Yeah, what are you gonna do? - What are you gonna do, go vote, you bitch? - You bitch. Why don't you go vote, Tanner? - Okay. I know, I think this is above everything this guy. - Well, where you go, vote. - Chelsea Handler doesn't even know if the sun and moon are different things, but she takes the time to vote for who's gonna be the leader. - Is that what you, is that true? - Yeah. - What? - I think it's the funniest story I've ever heard. - What? - I don't think we talked about that. - When she was on a talk show saying that, and I think she's not making it up because she's telling a story about her sister. - Please tell me, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. - Oh my God, I like guilt, I like guilt titties. Wait, wait, wait, so hold on. She was, they were on a trip somewhere and she said something about like the sun and moon and she was like, hold on, stop. I need to know right now, what you think the relationship between the sun and the moon is. And she said, she's 40 when this happened. There's a quinn in her. She said she thought the sun turns into the moon at night up until this trip with her sister. That should be a movie. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - You mean when she was like, a little-- - 40 years old. Well, it started when she was a kid, probably. - But wait, what do you get to hear this? This is shocking. - Okay, I got struck playing the video on my channel. I just want to point out. - My sister and I were right. - We just showed you a reaction. And there was a comment. was a man riding an elephant for us because we don't know how to ride an elephant. And my older sister, Simone, looked up at the sky and she said, Chelsea, Chelsea, look up. It's not often you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time. (audience laughs) And I was like, looking, I was like Scooby-Doo, I'm like, "What are you doing?" And I said, and I go, "Weat, I go, but they're always together." And as soon as I said that, she turned to Ranch, 'cause what did she say? And I was like, "Shut up, shut up, shut up." And first of all, she said she's 40 in it. One thing I do love about her, even though she was like-- - You think she was 50 when it happened? - About the sun and the moon. Is he who as a child has an experience riding an elephant? Don't you remember when you're parents? - No, she just said, no, no, okay. I don't know if she rode elephants her whole life. I know, I wouldn't get near 'em. I know everybody thinks they're fucking magical Hindu wisdom beasts, but they'll kill you. - I don't think anybody thinks that, they'll trample your ass. - They'll stop this, shit out of you. They'll drop and they get mad, they'll die. - No, try to order an elephant around like it's 50 cent on who to vote, and it will crush you. - People crush your ass. - I mean, she probably would like that. But anyway, no, she was 40 when that happened. Not a child, she was 40. So that was sex in the city, goes to Dubai, the sequel that wasn't as-- - That is so insane. That is so insane, that she thought that, that really-- - You're gonna have to speed up the video, 'cause when I played it, somebody else didn't believe me. It sounds like it made it up. But I thought everybody would remember this, 'cause I was like, that's very funny. You've heard it tell the story, but I mean, I would tell that story to-- - I mean, if you couldn't write my own jokes. - What is that? - Yeah, all right. Well, better late than never is what we learned. Let's look at these comments, because we could goon off to hot gulf science all day, you know? - Okay. - Hey, come on, sync crank, you know what I'm-- - I loved to goon. - Okay, now yeah. - I'll goon anything, baby. - And I like that movie Goon Storing Stiffler from "American Pie." - Yeah, I do too. - Let's see, Duncan Trussell is Kurt Messger's handler. - How does that make you feel? - I feel like we heard this, and I said-- - I feel like we heard this, and I said-- - 884 thumbs up. - Well, that's the part that I'm a little upset about. I mean, it's kind of-- - I thought this was handled addressed. We addressed these. These are old charges that we've addressed. Yes, he's my handler. He's my Chelsea handler. That's what I said. And we just watched "Simp." Oh, Duncan, oh. - Duncan's such a simp. - What does that mean? - I only saw a simp for a minute, and I thought it was a bad message. - What does "Simp" mean? - Oh, like I think it's like a sympathetic person that-- - Oh, I am. I'm very excited. - 'Cause that's Jonah God's story. - Thank you so much. - Yeah, that's Jonah God's story. You're gonna tell me that I was like, "Oh, I really simp this guy." - Well, here's the real question. Like, can I be your handler and a simp? - You know, it's not only a great song title. - Do you want your handler to be a simp? - What if I have a handler for if they're not gonna simp? - That's true. - Oh, I need a handler to mag me, please. Some people sound like, "At complete idiots." How do you get this stupid? - Zenxile. - Zenxile. - First of all, that's the main thing. It's like, if you're gonna throw insults. - Please tell yourself, Zen fucking exile. What do you exile from Zen Buddhism? - Well, no, Zen Buddhism is spelled with one end, and I see it says-- - No, that's what I'm saying. It's a misspelling of Zen, but you would expect that. - That's not the middle initial, and his middle initials probably-- - The asshole thinks he's an exile. - I think his full name is Zen N word exile, and that's probably-- - Oh! - You know, manga, that's like the stories in the name, I think-- - Zenxile. Maybe it's a-- - I mean, some kind of-- - In exile for Zen, you know what? - Zenxile. How do you get this stupid? I don't know. - What? - Decades of drug abuse? - I'm not sure who he's addressing. Is he addressing other commenters or like-- - It could be himself. It could just be a general question to the universe. It's a good thing to ask. - It's kind of a Zen question to ponder a bit. - How do you get this stupid? - How do I get this stupid? Maybe you know, maybe you forgot a comma. - What my name is, okay. - I don't know how to answer that comment, and I shouldn't know how. - Dunkin' Vapes like a gay. - Okay, can I, I'd like to, okay, first of all, sir. - Now that one hurts. - First of all, sir, can I say something? Number one, you misspelled Goy. Number two. - Oh, that, come on. - Both are true, probably. - Vapelike a gay, that's another great band name. - I, I, I listen, I probably do. - Well, how, how do you get this, probably true? - You, you tell me you, you have a Vapes repository? - What? - Nothing. Let's go to the next one. - Is that possible? - I like, and shout out to Sensiponix for putting his picture. Look at, look at what a manch this guy is. - Legendless Goy, Vapes. - In large this, please, I gotta see this, dude. He seems cool as fuck. My feelings are more hurt. - Almost like you wanna kiss him a little bit, right? - He's hot. - You know what, he looks like if Elon, no, I know he's blurry. But, you know when you see young pictures of Elon Musk, if Elon Musk had been a Chad instead of an Elon. - It's true, he's a Chad. - He looks like a Chad Elon Musk. - We've been mocked. - He's giving you tech help with your vaping. All right, thanks for the great gift. - I'm not changing the way I vape. Isn't this pride month? That's why I was vaping like that. - Oh, maybe he's celebrating pride month with you. - Yeah, it's pride month. You home a phobic fuck. - Boy, when is the gay shame parade? - Yeah, what's wrong with vaping like a gay? - Well, he's not assigning a value to it. He's just saying that you do. - Oh, it's like just an observation. - Okay, have you ever vaped and someone didn't think you were gay for vaping? Like, is it ever, people are like, just smoke. - Right, 'cause it implies there's like a heterosexual way to vape. - 'Cause I like a nice peach berry vape but it's gonna have it in fees. - All right, you got me since Aponix, I vape gay. - Do you have it? - Is it, oh no, that's okay. - Or Kelly, do you do butter? - Oh, is that what label were they with? - Or Kelly? - Yeah, these guys, I have like, the friends that are singers and shit. - I assume that he's from like, do do butter is from-- - First of all, are Kelly's do do butter as a member of Operation Beast Blast? We don't have to talk about that. I do know him. - Wait, the singer? Oh, I thought they met, my friend Robert Kelly from New York. - Let's just read it. - Bobby Kelly, I call him, but. - Curp is a large-- - It makes a great do do butter. I don't know if you're into that, but-- - Do do butter is fantastic. - The guy's a bit of a foodie. - Nothing like a good New York do do butter. - Well, he's from Boston. Yeah, oh, dude, I made you do do butter, dude. - I can't do him, but. Curp is a large person. I can imagine, towering over Joe. Now, oh, you don't know. I don't think you need to put my, a literal depiction of my eyes and nose. (laughs) - You know, okay, we get it. You painted a picture with words. You don't have to literally screen grab my real eyes and nose. - Yeah, that is wild. - I told you I'm trying to look back. That's why we're, you know, do you know, okay. That's why we're sunglasses on this show. - Why? - Guys, I know, okay, I know you think I wear sunglasses on the show 'cause I'm cool, but that's not wild. - That's why, that's why I thought. - No, a lot of people thought that, but no. - Why? - Okay, on set yesterday of the pilot, not to brag, whom am I my pilot being shot, but. - You have a pilot being shot? - I don't own it, but it's coming out good. - What? - Yeah, I told you, but. - For who? - I know I'm acting like you didn't tell me. - Oh, wait, well, we can talk about it in a minute, but I want to tell you this. - Okay. - Jermine topic, 'cause I will forget, you know, because I've had a lot of legal dealt tonight. - Yeah. - And I want to get you the picture to look at. So. (laughs) Now, and I'm not bothered by this. I don't want you to think you're gonna be like, oh, what are you, you're a little bit bothered, and that's why you bring this up. So I'm just gonna hand it to you to look at. Let's send it to Tanner. You tell me. So Justin, the producer's gonna be talking to Ryan Long, who's in the pilot. - Yeah. - Okay, he goes, what was, what was Ryan telling you? You look absolutely shocked. - Let me see. - And I couldn't remember, but I know I was not shocked, and we were just talking normally. - Let's take a look at this. - Send it to Tanner, you'll be the judge, go ahead, take it. - Oh my God. (laughs) - Today's episode of The Mystery Boys has been sponsored by Brunt Workwear. Now, I know a lot of you are out there going down to the beach and you're embarrassing flip flops. You go out there as a man with your foot and some kind of slipper thing. Who do you think you are? You know what I wear when I go to the beach? I wear Brunt boots, workwear boots, hard core, powerful boots, and a lot of you out there with your impotent floppy flaccid feet. Probably think I'm not gonna put work boots on my, I just got a pedicure. They're gonna hurt my feet. Well, good news for you with weak feet. These are soft boots. 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You and those creepy aliens that like probi in your bottle and they have black eyes, that's not. (laughing) Let's see. Please put that up. No, I was just having a great conversation with my brother. What did he tell you? Okay, that's not him insulting me. That's a genuine question from Justin, the producer. He just seems super calm. That's my resting calm. This is you, this is just you listening. Yes, I'm staring deeply into his eyes. Holy shit. Did you get it, Dan? Wow. Make it just to be. What? That's like, that's the look someone tells you they're your son or it's like he just tells you you're related. Yeah, no, we were having, I think we were talking about something like crypto. I was like, oh, I look like he says something blew my mind. Dogecoin is gone down. No, I'm in Dogecoin now though, that's it. Dogecoin, here is your fucking phone. Wow. Excuse me, my wife fucking. Look at how lucky I was, sunglasses on podcasts. That is amazing. Oh my God, yeah. Ever since I hurt my arm, I've been getting excited. Look at that, you look at your crew. That's a serious pilot, your shooting. You know, one picture you sent me, I showed Aaron, my wife, and she rebuked you. She was like, call him. She wanted me to call you. Can I tell you something crazy? The name of the show is Rebuke Me. No, are you joking? Cecil St. Kerbskirt. What did I fucking say I was? Yeah, Rebuke Me. And I go around on the street, daring people's wives to tell me I'm wrong. Can I tell you the picture you sent? Can I talk about it? It's like a cow. It looks like a well-made pentagram covered in blood. No, Tanner made that. No, that's Tanner. He eyed my legitimate pilot that I was in. That is a real production. As you said, and then it sent it to me like that's cool. Yeah. You know, my mother watches this, Tanner. Wait, that wasn't from your pilot. I mean, not anymore after the one with the Rebuke Me. That thing you sent me wasn't from your pilot? The cow covered in blood in the pentagram? Oh, okay, okay, wait. Sorry, I apologize. It was from it, but it's not in the show. That's just, we were on lunch. Yeah, it's gonna be a hit, man. I'm sorry, guys. Can I apologize? That was just a picture of crafty. It's gonna be a hit. It was a crafty hitting that fucking-- The cow looks-- You know, it's Texas. If you're not gonna hit some cow with crafty-- Yeah, it's Texas. It's just pre-barbecue pentagram cow. Oh, okay. Can we take my own? I still can't believe that they really have a perfect facsimile of my eyes and nose. They've actually spaced my eyes where they go and shrunk my nose a bit. That's-- this is probably one of the hardest hit in the comments I've ever heard. I'm like, how did you get my eyes where they are in relation to my nose? How did you get it exactly right? It's amazing. And then can I do me a favor and shrink the nostrils down a little bit? Well done. All right. Well, I want to thank the good-- Are Kelly's do-do butter? I think the orc-- Kelly do-do butter. I think it's probably silent or a really do-do butter. The case probably so. This is really good. I'm glad we're bringing this up. Thank you, Bridei 649. I'm glad to address this finally. This is-- this room has been out for a while. I heard Dunkin' and Teo play Twister and Lizard Costumes with an open crotch. The world's been asking-- Right. What's the entry now? First on the mystery room. I really want to address this whole Beater Deal figure. It's floated around the internet that I have some allegiance to Beater Deal. And here's what it is, guys. We play Dungeons and Dragons together. We've been in the same D&D group ever since I lived in LA. Part of D&D, if you really get into it, is cosplay, right? And so-- Wait, what? Oh, drugs and drag. Yeah, absolutely right. Dungeons and Dragons. And part of it is we-- one of these campaigns we are in, we are having to fight cobalts. Can you pull up cobalt, please, just so we can address this D&D cobald, cobald. It's with a K, Tanner. What the fuck? K-O-B-O-L-D. OK. I mean, Tanner, can you really-- I just need to clear this up. Can you write? Cobald. Not bald, cobald. And then image-- Actually, such as I just, I don't-- So there you go. That's a cobalt. And so, yes, we did dress like-- Wait, is this furry porn because I'm not-- I'm healed of that, but I love it. You know, I'm honestly-- Like, you can-- By the level of all the offensive things. All the offensive things. All the offensive things you say, I don't mind, but please make fun of D&D. That is sexual. That is sexual. I know porn might see it. I am bone the fuck up. It is erotic, but it doesn't mean that it's-- What is the definition of pornography? I don't know, but if I'm boneed up, I know you're trying to-- I drew that one. Look at her feet, the one to the left right there. That's my art. Wait a minute. These are our points, right? No, this is just art, normal art. You think that's just-- That is not-- It's incredible art. This is why we need to stop AI. Well, look at this thick ass fucking-- This is good art. This wasn't generally-- Whoa, look at this, hey, you like a thick ass goblin shorty? Yeah. Anyway, the point is, cobalt's-- You know these goblin shorties, you don't talk about it. They're hot. And they don't-- You ever go full goblin mode? Guys, in the booth, goblin mode? You got to go goblin mode. Do you know what I'm talking about? Goblin summer. Tanner, do you understand what goblin mode is? Do you do it? Yeah, sometimes. Oh, what is it then? I feel like you're trying to fit in because you're being pure pressure to keep-- Go ahead, Tanner, what is it? But don't feel nervous, but your job's on the line. I mean, in fact, it matters to you. What's goblin mode? What is goblin mode that you said you are into? Tanner, well, I got quiet back there. You don't ever heard of it. Goblin Moon? Can I call you tan? Tan. Goblin Moon. I notice you're not searching it usually-- - I'm not, I'm not. - Usually you're searching every other word that no one has to do, but now, suddenly, Goblin Moon comes up, you're not doing a search. - You're not doing a search. - I'm not searching. - But you are leaving it on the pornography. - It's not a pornography. - Stop calling it pornography. - Look, I saw mysteries, that's why I do, Tan. - Okay, if you're gonna leave all these big meatballs hanging out there. - What is it, Tan? Just tan it up. (laughing) - What'd you say? - Okay, I'm having to continue because that's such a great line for our line of merch. Just tan it up. - Just tan it up. - Just tan it up. - Tell you what, Tan, you off the hook on this one. - Well done. - Just tan it up. - Just tan it up. - Also steal one of these designs for it. Okay, let's, what, we got on topic. We're answering comments. Is that all the comments? There's gotta be some more than that. - The answer is yes, by the way. That's true, but. - Don't get it, wait. - It's not. - Didn't you have another simple, oh, we've been getting sense of monarch's curts shines. Now, is this too different? By the way, we have no context as to when these comments were left, what they pertain to, and good work people. 'Cause I told you, don't try to do that. Don't try to lock us in the time and space. You're just gonna get your feelings hurt. Like the tan, man. - Sense of panic says, sense of panic says. - I shine. - And it's not. - And it's not on gay everything. - I shine. (laughing) - Well. - It's got a PhD in gay. (laughing) He's a gay anthropologist. - He grows like the gayest train of weed that I would like. Sense of, he's the David Attenborough of Gays. - He looks like a young David Attenborough. - Cowboys. - If I knew what that meant, I would have such a feeling about it right now. - I think it's beautiful. Sounds like a Willie Nelson song. (laughing) - It sounds, honestly, God. You tell me if I'm wrong about this. It sounds like one of the songs on the compulsory YouTube album on my phone that I can't reach. That's one of the songs. You know the album where it's a man blowing on another man's belly, and it's in your iPhone, and you have to get like a bone marrow transplant to remove it. - I don't have that in my iPhone. What is that? You at Wayne Meen. - You guys don't know what I'm talking about, right? - No. - No way. - No way. - There it is, the mandatory. Yeah, songs of innocence. - Oh, right, when they gave you that. - Song five, curb shines for gay cowboys. When they give it to you, it was mandatory. They just put it on your phone. Put it in mandatory YouTube album. Or not mandatory, but that album, 'cause people, if you recall, were upset back then, 'cause there were people so stupid. - In September of 2014, Apple and YouTube forced the band's album, songs of it. - The AI is putting it that way. - Under the iTunes accounts of over 500 million users, users were upset because the album automatically downloaded their devices, consumed limited, relax, and was initially impossible. - Look what it says, the massive backlash, keep going, look at the massive backlash. - Steam from a few key issues, no consent. (laughs) - Where it's so, basically, go back up, go back up. Look, it says, they forced the band's song. So it's basically, people's phones were gripped, if I could put it in algorithmic terms. - 'Til, Apple paid YouTube $100 million. - They should have named the album No Consent, and that would have been pretty fun - People would have been like, I get it, that's good. - Bono, Bono, what do you say, Bono? Bono ultimately took the blame and acknowledging it as a vaunting ambition to give their music away informally apologize. - It's not really, can we get his quote? 'Cause I remember he had a particularly amazing quote about it, and I don't, yeah. Lead issue, yeah, look at that. Oh my gosh, he apologized, he goes, can you please never release a quote? Oops, I'm sorry about that. (laughing) Tarot up! Said Bono, from behind Blutin and Spectacles, while the other band members giggled at the question. - Well, I hope this is a serious answer from Mr. Bono. - I had this beautiful idea, and we kind of got carried away with ourselves. Autos of prone to that kind of thing. You see, in that image, this man had a belly full of comb, and it was a cum listener listening to, all right, I'm sorry. - Yeah, that's not what he said. I don't like what he said. - Okay, all right, I didn't read it right, dropped it. I don't need to put words in his mouth, as if it were common Irish rock band come. - Drop of megalomania, touch of generosity. - He's that, you know what? - The ash of self-promotion, and a deep fear that these songs that we poured our life into over the last few years, mightn't be heard. There's a lot of noise out there. I guess we got a little noisy ourselves to get through it. - I mean, I've never heard your language used. - That is so fucked up. - Okay, just so you know, giving something away is like free, it says free, and you click on it. - Yeah. - Putting it on your phone with Tim Cook to test your boundaries. - Fucked out. - Like their album was a form of digital grooming. - Oops, I got a little carried away when I clamped your window. - Well, who can say no to this guy? Oh, he's right now, Danny Elfman and Bono, what's? - Wow. - Oh, this is one of Tander's going down on his rabbit holes again. (audience laughing) - What do you think the relationship is? By the way, why does Danny Elfman look like Alan Dershowitz in that picture? (audience laughing) We could go back to him and Bridget Fonda, his formerly how wife Bridget Fonda. I mean, and then now he's, look at that. It looks like Alan Dershowitz. - That is so weird. Could we pull up Dershowitz real quick just so people could see how these things happen? - Let's bring up the Dershow. That's that Danny Elfman grin. Blingo, blingo, that's the weird. - Go back to Danny Elfman or show him a little bit side-by-side so we can say. - Very weird. - You know, initially I was going to say it was weird for Danny Elfman to grow his weird orange clown hair out, but I was wrong because he looks too much like Alan Dershowitz if he doesn't have long. I mean, my good is ginger is truly our nature's clowns, aren't they? - That's what they say. That's why I think, I'd like to get this guy as a guest. He's a book called The Nephilim Look Like Clowns, okay? And there was that ginger, giant Afghanistan story and all that. But the guy, and I'm not treasurer 'cause I like his, I like his work, but I just want to point this out to him. It sounds like I'm being insulting and I'm not being insulting. But I know it, I should even say it. - What? - Well, he's really a redhead, okay? And he has a book called The Nephilim Look Like Clowns. And so following the principle of how gingers are neat, God's clowns. - Yeah. - And now there's the serious part, I'm asking for real. So the modern, you know, the clown that's all goofy with all those colors coming from India. I got it from his research, which is great. Clowns used to look like, yes, Paul Stobbs, okay. He's the one, by the way, when I was talking about parasites in a future or past episode. Paul Stobbs guest parasites before a guy told me parasites. So don't think that his handicap of being a ginger is something that I'm trying to try to work. But, so the concept of clowns, see the red nose and red lips? - Yeah. - It comes from India, that version of clowns. Your being clowns didn't look like that until there was the. - Fuck. (laughing) - I'm sorry, Paul, I told you. - He said it's like you just had a stroke or something. - Because I, I don't know what you're saying, man. - 'Cause I'm not trying to curse a clown, okay? - Paul, Paul, hear me out before you curse me again. Please. So, okay, it comes from India, that idea? - Yes. - Is it possible, Duncan, that what you see as a clown is an Indian, a deep Southeast Asian Indian's person's view of a white ginger person, the way blackface and menstrual shows. - It's a gotcha. - So if you look at menstrual show, make up, it's someone's caricature of black people. - Right. - If you're Indian and we know Indians are racist or else Trump wouldn't have let so many come in, do you think that's Indian's doing blackface of white redheads since their show? I'm just at, seriously. - I got it now. - Oh my God, you see it. - Paul, Paul, Paul, I'm sorry, Paul. - How is those? - Put Paul's pictures up, picture up. I want you to see who just did that. But you see I'm trying to make a real point. Paul Stubbs just called, put Paul's picture. Paul, no, Paul, I'm friends with lots of people that look like you, please stop cursing the production with your fucking freckle powers. - You're getting psychically attacked right now, man. - You know, Paul, you say you're a Christian, but you just psychically attacked our succulents. Is that a succulent? I mean, so imagine you're an Indian, leave that picture there. Imagine you're in deep, deep, dark ass India, when I, you know what I'm saying? And then this, it's almost like an alien encounter. - You see your first red hair. - This British redhead just comes strolling in. Are you telling me you're not going to make festivals dedicated to his coloring? - Right, yeah, it makes sense. Mystery solved. Clowns come from redheads in India. - I think we solved another mystery, but mystery. - That's incredible. (upbeat music) And you saw the magical tax from point of view. - I saw everyone saw it. - Like, dude, people had to believe me, they should true, but you saw that. - Your white cloth. - Look at the white cloths bent. - The white cloths bent. If we hit up one of those meters they use? - Fuck. - We could tell the exact radiation caused that. - It got colder in the room. My white cloth got colder. - Well, it wasn't a cooler. I don't want to put it all in the bin. - Oh. - But if you can knock a plan over and spill my white cloth. - I've never seen a full on psychic attack before. That was wild. - By the way, his thing about parasites, who's the first guy I ever heard to say, like why do you, maybe demons are parasites? - Yeah. - Because they're ugly and if you fast, you could kill the parasite. First guy didn't say that. - Wow. - To give them credit. So I like his work. So for him, I suppose the Christian used black magic. Well, not black magic, he's a ginger. Although if you're rearranging, come on. I'm not gonna resort to old jokes. 'Cause I'm angry that I was attacked by peppermint magic in my own studio. - She's a rebuke, baby. - But Paul, I'm gonna have to rebuke you for what you did. - You're a buke. You got rebuke. - And I'd love to have him to show him buke him. Reverse the rebuke. - When you rebuke, do you feel something come out of your body? - No, when I buke. - Oh. - But sometimes I rebuke after. - You have to rebuke. - Yeah, okay. - Well, we've covered a lot of ground. - We've solved a lot of mysteries. Okay, so you've got a secret space service been Darryl James's number. I think we can put on headphones for this, correct? - Let's do it, man. I'm so excited about this. Wait, where did this guy come from? - Yo, where did that come from, Tanner? I just threw that away like two days ago when the dumpster backs in the back. - Oh, a little guy here. That's so cool, man. - Wait, wait, wait, let me see that. - I didn't even notice this. - I just threw that away, dude. - No, you didn't. - Why would you throw me away anyway? I'm your friend. - Oh, sorry, I did not. That's a totally different dumpster away. - Oh. - I'm sorry, and I'm not being as old as you but your people look alike to me. - What is that supposed to mean? - I mean, you heard what I fucking said. You little fuck. - Yeah, I heard what you said. Maybe you didn't hear what I said. What's that supposed to mean? - Wait, man, did you fucking do that shit? And I just blame Paul Stobbs, the ginger author of that book for, yo, I just made a serious fucking accusation of ginger magic, worse than black magic. - Who is this? Who's this puppet? Did you really bring this puppet here? - You think I hang out with fucking-- - I don't know what you do! - Who are you here with? - What? - Who the fuck are you here with? - It doesn't matter who I am. - Are you a Tanner's friends? - Yeah, Tanner's not friends. - Tanner, is this one of your friends from school? - We got, we like to tear it up. - Right, he talks like one of Tanner's friends. - What are you guys getting up to? Oh, goon in with your friends. - We love to goon. - Oh, getting bus and haircuts in a community. - We're in a goon in group! (laughing) Goon and Simps Austin! - Cut, listen, what-- - You fake fucking gay! - I'm sorry. - What the fuck, fuck? - Tanner, what is your, what is your friend's name? What's his name? - What? - Your, Tanner's friend, what is your name? - Buster. - You're right. - Buster, buddy. - Oh, wow, one of those fucking call me-- - I ride on a train car up to you. - To the country, I like to goon with my friends. - Great, a zoomer name and now he's singing his fucking that rapper, you can't understand it. - Hey, follow me, a hobo, but I'm just a dooner with no money, but lots of friends. - What the fuck? I don't like him, man, Tanner, this guy's messed up. - Dude, I don't understand these kids' music now. I don't understand their stupid names. - Oh, well-- - Well, greater you in with Tanner, Buster. I mean, we might as well get-- - Me too. - Well, I guess we might as well delay the whole show. - Once again, to help this fucking boy-- - I can't wait for the comments here. Do you see what he did? Do you see what Dunky did? - Hey, sorry, audience. - So we got a Simp for Tanner because he, one of his drug friends broke in the studio. - He's my chance broken, by the way. I've been on Fint all day, my chance frozen up. - You know, Buster, do you think it's right to frame a man for your crimes? - Well, what? - Even if he is, no, I'll grant you, Buster. That was a ginger. And obviously, that doesn't count the same as blaming a different colored innocent man. But it's still not cool, and it's still not right. - Well, not all teenagers are bad. I love Louis C.K. (laughing) - Well, I love him too, I love him. - Yeah, I know, I love him. Why are you acting all weird about it? - I'm not, I feel like you're acting weird. - I'm not acting weird. - Yo. - You want a goon? Sometimes when you goon with a dude, it just relaxes you and connects you. - Oh my God. Tanner, I don't think you're a good influence on this guy, Buster. - Tanner's great. His dick tastes like cinnamon. (laughing) He uses Dr. Bronner's cinnamon dick, so. - You know, Tanner, are you telling me you're taking advantage of a smaller kid at your school? - What? - I don't even want to tell this kid what you did to him. - Look at the size of my mouth. - Well, this is like, you know, first, John, the John and the Doctor. - Look at that mouth. Is that a fuckable mouth? - Tanner's dick almost feels it all the way up. - Wow. - All right, what the fuck, get out of here, puppet. - Okay, Tanner in the future. - I don't like him, let's keep him off the show. - He seemed like he was wired on, he's on the fence. - Did you stop on the fence? - He's on fentanyl? - I don't know, he said fentanyl. - What are they taking out of these kids? - What? - Where are the drugs you kids taking out of there? - Fentanyl! - So look, we were rudely interrupted by this idiot puppet when we have another phone call scheduled. - That's why I say we got to bring back the drafts. - Absolutely. I'm all for that, by the way. - Okay, let's call Darrell, right now we're gonna talk to it, and I hope you pay attention to this, Tanner, because we're gonna talk to a veteran. I know that your life has been pretty wayward. I don't know what you do. I don't know what you're gonna do. I know you're hanging out with smaller kids and coercing them into sexual acts. I know that's not the answer. - Bangin' puppets, you're crying in puppets, you could be helping this country. - Wow, you know, you are a scene. - Thank you, thank you so much. - You know my real friend, Crank Williams, you were by him, you know? - Crank Williams? - Yeah, that was his meth name, but yeah, really, Crank Williams. - You have a friend named Crank for real? - Well, it's a biker name. - That's cool. - You haven't seen me a while, shout out to Crank Williams. - What's up, Crank? - I'm not saying his real name, but yeah, when you said St. Crank, I had a mind-blowing boy, Crank Williams. - We heard. - Shot 308 right over there. - Little sleepernicity. - Yeah. - Or maybe it isn't. - All right, let's call Darrell James because this has been a really emotional episode so far. - It's been intense, emotional. - You need headphones for the-- - Oh, yeah, of course. - Yes, thank you. Let's have a tingle then, Colin. - Yeah, let's have a poo poo. - Okay, listen. - Let's have a poo poo. - Listen, we gotta take a quick poop, a quick poop. (laughing) - You'll bring it on a tennis friend with us. - Okay, yeah. - I don't wanna go to bathroom with you guys. - No, you're hanging out with the big dogs. - I know, I'm okay, I don't need to go. - You're the man, you're gonna go. - You're gonna go with the big dogs and have a little poo poo. - I don't wanna have poo poo. I just wanna go back to sleep. - Tanner. - You see what happens, Tanner? - Tanner, go out, Tanner, I don't wanna go to poo poo with him. - You probably probably should leave together, now look. - All right, let's go, come on. - Let's go. - I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go, Tanner. - You'll cut the fucking camera. - Yeah, cut the fucking camera, dude. - The fuck's wrong with you. - Turn that off. - We're gonna take a quick-- - No, turn off the fucking camera, man. - No, no, no, no. - We're good. - He was in the empty baths for real. We're gonna have a nice, we're gonna have a nice poop. - It's okay, we're just gonna go poo poo. - Hey, everybody's okay, he's gonna go poo poo. - Hey, bus to have a little few too many claws, it's fine. - It's fine, I'm fine. - Yeah, don't worry, everybody's gonna be-- - Just shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up. - Cut the fucking camera! Get out of the-- (upbeat music) - Ooh, that was a good piss. Ah, ah, ooh. Ah. - Woo! - All right, let's talk to Darryl. - Yeah. - It's like Darryl James. - I can't wait to hear this story. - I don't know, man, I feel like I had a great show so far. - Darryl, hey, Darryl. - Hey. - So Darryl, when we left off, we were talking about how you fucked up your first tank by poking that, do you remember this dungeon? - Yeah, I do. - Okay. - But maybe for people who may be missed the last episode, let's-- Darryl James, the reason I got into, basically, I feel confident saying solving mysteries for a living spooky mysteries is because while I was looking up some UFO shit for a joke, I stumbled on a Darryl story. A story is so, like, fascinatingly batshit where like, I swear to God, I don't think Darryl's lying. Like, regardless of whether all that should have, there's no way to really tell the end of the day 'cause the tech they have to put anything you fucking had. But it's just, like, little things about a story sound real to me, dude, you know what I'm saying? - You need details. - But, you know, he could be making it out. I don't really really give a shit. It's actually one of the best stories I've ever heard in my life. So, when we left off, though, and this is why I like his story because he fucked up and got punished his first day for poking a lizard man in the eye. - Right. (laughing) - Right. - And, um, did you, okay, so this is what I wanna get to, you went to the moon, for that right? Did you have to go serve that right away or did you go do something else and then you had to go do that? Yeah, immediately I went to the moon. I think it was like three months he told me. I asked my exo for like a timeline and I asked how long I was on the moon. No, it was three months and yeah, I was actually supposed to stay there for my entire 20 years and they weren't going to wipe my memory. They're going to leave you with moon men, dude, that's what I love about these. So wait, just so junk understands, because I was telling before, like, so it's like, what were you mining first of all? It was a helium 3, am I misremembering that? I mean, I really don't matter. I really don't remember. I just remember like, you know, taking the long, you know, pipes kind of like the rough next dude, like the oil drillers and putting a new pipe in and putting a new pipe in. I remember doing that. Was it easier to lay pipe on the moon because that's how they paid him. But I mean, the gravity difference did it, did it feel different from putting. Oh, okay, wait, wait. Okay, let me isolate that to good question. Did the moon gravity seem accurate to how it was described to you, like, grown up or what was different about the moon than if anything, than you had heard? I don't remember it being any different, but I remember like speaking to a woman that I was with that was actually on the base and she got, was on the moon and she was a nurse and I was with her for a while. And, you know, I was intimate with her and I asked her, I said, aren't you all worried about, you know, becoming pregnant in this kind of situation? And she said, well, I'm inside the moon. So it doesn't affect me here. So I think I don't remember it all. I've heard it. I've heard this before. What is that? I've heard you can't get pregnant on the moon in the moon, not on it. I heard it on orange. Yeah, it's, well, it was, she said that the, the moon itself, you know, because it regulates women's menstruations. Women shouldn't really menstruate in the way that they do. But the, it's artificially done to them by the moon, by the phases of the moon and things. The moon itself doesn't. What, wait, when you're, when a woman is on the moon, does she have her, um, period? No, no, she completely, she like could regulate it with a smart glass pad. Like she had a tech in her body and she could regulate her eggs. What is that? A smart glass pad? Because before we called you on the last show, I was showing Duncan this thing called Cambrian genomics where you're going to be able to program like your pussy smell. And so the smart glass pack, he described it as Duncan and what, it was at 90s when you're seeing this, but also the future again. Well, 2004 is when I got into the program. But, you know, when my ex always explaining it to me, he said the first ET tech you're going to see is the smart phone. And it's based off the smart glass pad. And it's kind of like a more primitive version of the smart glass pad. But it, basically, it's just something that I would put my palm, my fingers on it. And then it would, you know, my, on, you know, I put my finger on each corner of it. And it would just turn on. And it would, it would just kind of read your thoughts. It was a telepathic machine. It created like a link with you. Do you know the phones can do that now? I'm, say again, the phones now can do that. And like, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Have you ever done that or even like thought about like a vacation or something like that? And my girlfriend happened to a lot now. I have not experienced it myself. I've had the thing where you're talking about something and it pops on the screen because you're being spied on every second of the day. But, and I think she, when I think I could be wrong, but when she did it, she was wearing the wired earbuds. And, but I can't imagine if they could do with wired earbuds. Sure, you could do it with the other kind of earbuds. You know what? Our viewers can help us solve this mystery. A lot of people have had this happen. This is the technique that you use. What you do, you don't even write it down. You have to somehow think of something that you normally would never think of. I think you got to have the phone near you. So I did the experiment with German lesbian feet. And what is different about the quality of those feet? What? German lesbian feet. One, what, what difference if any does being German or being lesbian have to do? It's a whole episode. Okay. All right. But yeah, if you just think about it, you don't write it down. I'm not joking to happen in my girl like a bunch of other people have said it to me. This is what I'm saying. You can do the experiment yourself. Just it has to be something you would normally never think about. And yeah, German lesbians. It's, it's how would they look like? Yeah. Okay, wait. So you started showing up on my timeline. How thin was like the smart glass pad? How big or thin was it, would you say? It was like a plexiglass. It looked like plexiglass. It's all, it looked like a, like a small rectangle. Oh, you could just drop it wherever it was going to happen. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was, they were tough. And I remember when you held them up at like an angle in the light, you could see like wiring in it, like, like, you know, hair thin wiring. Wow. I get an angle. Listen, anybody could feel free to tanner can find the comments that are probably going to call me stupid, but like, see, do you understand a little things where I'm like, that sounds very believable to me like a real thing. Yeah. I don't even want to waste time. Yeah, but we don't qualify. I thought I was good or not. I'm just saying. I'm just saying like, so okay, yeah, you guys can see the storm. So I'm fucking up. You told me so right because like last time when you were talking about what Mike Pence, your exo that looks like Mike Pence told you, certain details of it are like, wow, there's a propaganda. They're letting this, they're saying to a guy. They did weird. I think we're burying the lead here. Yeah, sorry. We haven't dude. I thought you got people pregnant, but they paint you're talking about Mike fucking pints. I want to hear what it's like. Look, I'm a virgin in front. It's okay. I don't get anything's wrong with it. You're a virgin. I think it's great. I was called a moon virgin, which means only in the front. Wait a minute. Okay, I'm sorry. But I was just thrown off by the thing about controlling you when a woman's on her pyramid with the glass pad. Yeah. I thought that Darryl, my, I might be misremembering. I thought it was like you like they want you to knock up whores because they want the kids, but are you saying the brothel reward sex? They wouldn't get pregnant if they didn't want. Maybe I'm misunderstanding you. No, she was like a fire up like she had like a fire excuse. Yeah, so she was a nurse and there were brothels there. Yeah, and there's sex workers. Pardon me, Duncan. I'm sorry. Duncan's mother passed away recently. Okay. You monster. I'm sorry. I mean anything about it. Oh my god. Okay, sorry. Wait, it's just like a, it is like a terrible compulsion to throw that joke out. It was just there. Do you have a joke there? You can't do that. I mean, you get what I'm saying. Buster, right? Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay, it is a bad joke. I felt bad why. Okay, but I'm going to distract from it now because Darryl, remember, so is this the nurse that when you were first in the program, she's like, what's your name? And you didn't remember because they just did something to you. And she goes, everybody knows their name. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, she was giving me like a physical in the beginning. It was when I first got there and she used a smart glass pad and I saw like, you know, a humanoid figure and she kind of just put her hand on it and pulled it out and it became like a 3D image and she was able to spin it around and you saw like the circulatory system. She was able to, you know, zoom in on the heart and the brain and everything else. And then was she cute? The nurse? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you feel a connection during the physical or how did you guys end up getting in there? Wait, did you, had they fucked your brain at all yet? At that point or no, not yet? No, I was brand new to it and I was almost like, it was like I had no, I could still reason. I still knew, you know, mathematics and English, but I knew nothing of my history. So why not? Is that because of a fifth density thing or a separate thing? I think it's because they actually take your memories away when they put you in the density chamber. It does more than just, you know, raise you up to a fifth density. It could take, you know, what did they call them? It embellishions out. It's like you get some sort of amnesia or something. Well, it's sound, wait, wait, hold on. That's real. Hold, see, that's how interesting this is. It's fascinating. Because you were saying that on the last episode, I'm sorry, we didn't catch everybody up on fifth density. Fifth density normally, if you've heard it out in the world, it's some, it sounds like new age horse shit where I've never, and people that are smart that I've asked, like, I'm not saying it's a real thing. I'm just asking you what you think it means. And the only time I've ever got an answer was Darryl on the show last time because that comb thing, I've never heard before. Yeah. And I kind of get my head around it. Yeah. But if you're meditating a lot, aren't you supposed to break free of attachments if you go to that on your own naturally? What do you mean? I don't know. It depends on how the attachment is, how old it is, how much experience it has, how difficult it is to get rid of it. But I mean, Okay, I'll tell you something from the wisdom of Kabbalah Duncan. And you know, I'm always talking about Kabbalah. I hate Kabbalah. But I think this is a true thing in a poetic sense, definitely. There's a whole thing about how you're not. There's like a, it's about your serpent around, your spine that tries to tell you, yeah, but as you age, there's this voice talking in your head. And it's a serpent trying to make you think you are the serpent. And then when you get older, it tries to make you think it's God. It's a thing written in there. And the thing he was talking about with Akino, it sounds like the thing out of Kabbalah for real, dude. And then, but the guy who I'm beginning to cost him all sent to me by Danny Jones's guy, there's some very minimally watched Kabbalah channel. that I watch all the time, 'cause sometimes it was super interesting. And he said, yeah, you're not your soul, you're not your body, you're not your spirit. You're not all these, I can't remember how many things they said made up a soul. The thing that you are is choice. It was when they go, oh, do you have free will? No, you literally are choice. Even if I limit your choices, that's still choice. The part that is you at the end of your life is all the choices you made. That's the you. So let's say I artificially, I think this fifth density you described, Daniel, I'm more out there than your story, by the way. I think that these people are like undead at the end of the day. And I'll tell you why. You know the choice thing real quick, that is in the Bhagavad Gita, the verses, you have a right to your action. You do not have a right to the fruits of your action. You should, all you are is your action. Well, they are, that's why all, like, oligarchs love India, because they love that kind of talk. I mean, it's just what you just said though, right? No, it's like, you're not entitled to the fruits of your action, maybe a brawman will take everything you've earned and you're in a lower caste. That's why British love it. That's why all, that's why his exo was saying, oh, the Anglo-Saxon, they love the caste system. They love it. But you, but aside from that, it is kind of what you, it's what you're talking about. But all you are is your choice. It's the same thing. Yes, yes, sorry, I, you're correct. Okay, wait, so if you want choice, when you die, you're like a fucking, you're, you're like a tree. 'Cause normally in the fifth dimension, you would be static. Daryl last week, and watch last week's Misery Boys, 'cause I can't catch up to everything. But remember what you were saying about density sickness, and they told you not to pick a guy up, because you're moving too fast. Break his arm. So you're higher on the cone, and that's the high identity, and so you're moving much faster than us where our shit's all spread out at the lower part. I, it's just like, I can understand the thing when he's telling me, okay. So I could see you getting artificially pushed into fifth density, and that's the same effect is breaking down your ego, right? Am I wrong? I mean, I don't know. It was definitely less ego. It's more of a collective, as I said. Describe the mental thing of it, because that was, I didn't ask you to do that last time, but you said something about swimming in people's thoughts. Yeah, yeah, look, if you're just with two or three different people, then you're more of an individual. But if you're with four or five different people, yeah, you get to a point where if it's never happened, you move forward, it's very confusing, and you're kind of like swimming in other thoughts, and you don't know who's thoughts are yours, or not, and yeah, and you question it, and it's very bizarre. And like I said, color spectrum goes up, your sound frequency goes up. So kind of group mind. It sounds like you're on a rave, by the way. I know, I was going to say Academy, and it's like when you do Academy with people. Yeah, well, because the thing is that the madness of crowds, it's called, but the thing that I pick out of the story is like those details are like, if you were high on a dissociative, oh, Salvia, our friend, Darrell Ari Shafir, did Salvia, and his, I thought it was DMT, but it wasn't a Salvia. And he lived 20 years married to some chick. Yeah. So, you know, when you told my 20 and back, you could take Salvia, and possibly, that might happen, or you might think you're a lamb for 20 years. There's ways to make you have a whole alternate life. Sure. That are on Earth. Sure, that's what this could be. Yeah, and talking about hallucinogens. You have to understand, I joined the program. As soon as I got on base, like three weeks in. And so I still had another two years of living on the base after I got back. And I used to drink on the bar on base, and these satanists were there. And this one guy I called the goon, he was very big. He had a shaved head. I don't know. Did they say their state, like, why? How did you identify them as satanists? Were they talking about it? Were they aware of special uniform? Well, I mean, one time I was in the locker room, and the guys mentioned their names, and they said, did you see them? And they were wearing black cloaks and, you know, black hoods in the underground. They were walking around the underground base with these black cloaks on. Why? And Robert told me about it, too, that they were satanists. Why do you think they wore those cloaks? Well, I mean, it was just like they would have ceremony. There was like this one really weird woman on base. You could tell she was like, you actually have two. Because she had neck tattoos going. Yeah. When a girl is, I know it's Florida, but when a girl is neck tattoos, I go, oh, she's been, we'll sit up to here. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, I asked Robert about her, because I was just suspicious. Yeah, right. What else is weird about her, though? Well, like, what do you, in her appearance? I'm only, because I love you, the fucking whole story. But what was it? I know when people have a vibe like that, because me and Tanner had an encounter with a guy dressed like a in devil makeup with a nice cowboy suit, sitting in the front row to roast battle, like a vampire training the energy. And this maniac Tanner went up to him and gave him a masonic handshake. And he goes, you've got great energy. This is an energy vampire, as long as they show it. What was so off about her, to you, that was uncanny, I guess. Yeah, we were coming back from the bar one night. Like, it was closed. And the goon was walking behind me. And she was walking behind me. And it was like springtime in Britain. And there were snails all over the sidewalk. And I stepped on a snail. And she started screaming, you killed a snail. That is crazy as fuck, actually, that's annoying. That's it, you know what? I would bring that up to my commanding officer, as well, if some bitch went nutty on me, because I stepped on a fucking snail. Dude, I'd rather be with the reptilian. Is the reptilian? The reptilian was a good guy that he poked in the eye, compared to this. Already. Okay, that's right. But Robert, I asked Robert about it. And he said that the reptile see us as lower than snails. Like snails are more self-aware than I am. Wait, she were a reptile, really? Yeah, like they see it like snails as a higher life form than us. By the way, asshole, why you dick it around with us then, if you think that- Yeah, don't fuck with the snails, lizard people. I mean, I've heard of some racism in my lifetime, but this is really. This is beyond Indian caste system, frankly. This is beyond Gaza. But I was never heard. Yeah, yeah. I was in the bar with the goon and he just said to me, have you ever done acid? I was in the military, so I said, like, I've done mushrooms before. Yeah. Wait, why? Why do you say mushrooms? Is that okay? I'm not acid. Oh, I mean, I just seem more okay. Yeah, okay. So the goon says you have been acid. Are you freaked out that there's a term called gooning now? Because I know like goon used to me in a guy that does it like a big Satanist. But now they call it a goon cave, but like kind of you were there at a goon cave. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And he said, you know, the waves you feel, you can't tell if they're coming from space or you can't tell if they're coming from earth. Okay. And I said, yeah, he's to call those echoes and he goes, he goes echo. That's a good word for it. He goes, well, they live between the echoes. He said, you could see a keynote and he didn't like that. He told me that. What do you mean you could see him? Explain that. Well, I mean, he did this. He kind of, he was in front of me and then he, he appeared back in the, of the room and this is the reptile that possessed them, not Latino. Yeah. But yeah, he was like in front of me and then he just appeared in the back of the room and I looked over and, you know, he was looking at me and then he just appeared right in front of me. And then I just looked at him in front of me and that's how they can, like I said, they, they can jump through portals, you know what I mean? But wait, was it Kino's reptile form? I kind of, I heard you telling this, but the thing you just said about between echoes, I, I never heard anything like that. I heard you don't know about between the echoes. No. Should I? Have you taken, you've taken LSD? No, no, I'm just saying, is that a saying that's, is outside because I've never heard that phrase before I'm telling the truth. We just said it when we were kids. We used to call, you feel that? Yeah, it's the echoes. Like we used to say it in high school. I'm loving you, man. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait for me. Wait for me. It's kind of the no about the echoes. Okay. The things I would know, I'm not downing them, people hang out with who they want to hang out. I didn't hang out with a gnome. Joe, last episode with Dale said something about gnomes. We have, we'll get to it. But you have to, if you had a bad experience, I had a horrible experience with a gnome. I don't want to waste Darryl's time. I told the doctor you fell. Listen, I'm not going to burn up somebody who's. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Playing pipes with my gnome story. I'm sorry. I am. I know it's going to read them and they're going to be right. So I apologize. Wait, okay. So, hold on. The between the echoes thing, because frequency and terror hurts is a big part of this, and my boy, Gray, that gave me that parasite information was telling me that water, I don't remember what terror hurts, but it starts to exhibit extra-dimensional qualities. These fucking weirdos. And so, you know, all this stuff, some kind of infrasound, you know, the Oz effect, right? When people see a UFO or a bigfoot and everything's quiet. Now, he's talking about time pulses, basically. But it's all frequencies. You know, right? Am I wrong? I'm sorry. Go ahead, Darryl. Well, I mean, I would say you're right. Yeah, I mean, and the whole thing with the, what makes me, what you just said with the UFOs, with the, was the Miami Mall where they just started seeing, like, people, they saw shadow beings, like, coming out of portals and, you know, are just disappearing. I think that that, the, the mall, like, went, that part of Earth, went up in the fourth density and we got to see what was already around us constantly, but we just don't notice. That's it. So, is that okay? I don't know, like, what is that? Listen, cosmic thing? Like, why would Earth, why would one part of Earth go into that, higher up in that cone and one part not? Is that, I know you said it's not shaped like a cone for real, but that's how to think about it. Because I was listening to the episode. What is some spot, I guess an important spot, but that's exactly what it is, isn't it? Yeah, I would say just Earth kind of shifted into a higher density, that part of Earth anyways. That's, that's what I believe it was. And the fourth density is like the astroplane, the spirit work. that's like the lower fourth is the where the reptiles live. - Okay, dude, Darrell. Now, Duncan, do you remember what you said to me about when you played Stanton, LaVay's wedding? - Yes. - And as you said, you felt like really dense? - Yeah. - Yeah, it was heavy, man. - But lower fourth as well, is the density above third, right? - It's just a, it's like, you know, it's a very specific feeling. It's actually weirdly similar to when you go into a haunted house or something. There's an extra density in there, it sucks. - The wedding was fun, but. - Oh, me and Duncan were in that gate program. I don't remember anything about it to be honest with you, other than a pink drink, it may have been good or bad. Maybe it was boring, I don't know. With Duncan, I asked a bunch of people at this, Darrell, and a bunch of people have very strange memories that I know personally. And no two, like only a couple are the same. Well, I guess because they do private, you know, it's a private contractor thing. I imagine. - But some of them are so insane. And because of that, well, I only learned about that because of here in Darrell's story in the beginning. - We can find the whole list. There's all list of people who are in the gate program. Like, that's what most of us have. - Okay. - It's a zippetal bulb. You having a zippetal bulb? Got a little bump back there. - I'm saving up, guys. Hey, wait, okay, so the weird lady that was mad about a snail, was she not, so she was not a human, she was a reptilian or what was her deal? - No, Robert told me she was used for sex magic. And she wasn't actually in the 20 year and back program. She wasn't gonna be age regressed or anything like that. She was this part of like a satanic family. And was used for sex magic. And I said with the satanist and he said in more. And I said with the rep house and he said in more. And I said the elongated skulls. 'Cause those are the ones I remember that I saw. - What do you mean elongated skulls? I'm sorry, we say that about elongated skulls. What do you mean by that? - Well, I was playing a keynote. I told the keynote that I played classical guitar. And that was one of the things that I did in the program. And he had his goon go and grab a guitar for me. And I was sitting down naked on a chair with this guitar in my lap. - You had to be naked for it, why? - Well, I was being torquered. I was on a rack. It was the thing that let me off the rack. - I thought-- - Like to play classical guitar. - Wait, they made you do like Jenny from Forest Cump and be naked, play guitar and change your-- - It's so diminished. (laughing) And when I was cleaning, and I've heard this about them, they love our classical music. Their average IQ is 160, so like a really intelligent, it's probably like through over 300. - Wow. - And they like our classical music, but they're actually considered cannibals because they can have children with us, but the child is sterile. Like a mule, like when you breed a. - Dude, you know, sterile holy shit dude. Okay, so Gary Wayne, I recommend Gary Wayne to everybody, and he's a Christian guy that's in the Bible, but he, I've never seen anybody do research. He does, and I've never seen anybody where they studied every goddamn religion and figured out the commonalities, but the Roth IEM after the flood in the Bible, so those are smaller giants. Gary Wayne's like, yeah, they had some kind of fertility problem. And Darrell, you said the Taijitans, you said it was called stagnant DNA. There's a theme that you're gonna hear repeat throughout this of a fertility problem, where you gotta come in. Now, if you're really a superior being, and you can mate with us, that's a kin, and they live long, right? So that is both B.C.D.A.L.D.A.L.D.E. and potentially what they're doing. - Darrell, Darrell, I wanna be good at this show. - If I'm a snail, if I'm a snail, you fuck me, you're a pervert. - Darrell, real quick. What song were you playing? - Oh, good question. - Something Bach, something. - Do you remember? - Something, I don't remember the exact song, but I remember Akino, the reptile, went back into his body, and he started playing classical flute. I didn't know he played. - So, if you know what I mean, I'm joking, Gary. - So you're sitting, you've been tortured. Now you're naked playing classical guitar with a lizard playing the flute. - Like Lizzo playing the crystal flute of John. - Yeah, yeah, but he wouldn't do his human body to do it. - Okay, okay. - All of a sudden, yeah, like this. - That is wild, man. - It was wearing a red robe, and I thought it had a red turban on, but I think it wrapped its red hair really tightly around its cone, and it had. - Yeah. - It's sunk, its eyes, like the flesh sunk in, so it looked like the kind of like their eyes, 'cause if you see their eye sockets, they're huge, and if you see their jaws, their molars are bigger than ours, they have them in South America, and they're not a joke, and they have always have red hair. - When who has red hair, lizards? - No. - Or long game skulls. - Okay, okay, I'm sorry. - Yeah, yeah. - I was getting freaked out dude. - I think this weird thing, or it kind of lifted its head up, and it was rocking its head back and forth, like it really enjoyed it as I was playing, and like it was like kind of clenching its jaw, and rocking its head back and forth. - Did that feel good to you? Did you think like, you know, at least something's going my way tonight? - Or I mean, it was just relief from the portrait, you know what I mean? It was something to get out of it. - Yeah. - So Darryl, 'cause I remember you telling a story about, I know about those long head redheads, but I remember you telling a story about playing-- - It's right there, look on the screen, pull it up. Pull it up again, that's okay. - Oh, you talking about it. But I remember you saying you played for lizards, not a keynote. I didn't know that while you were being tortured, they made you play naked, but the thing where you said they had like, these kind of glowy symbols on their robes, they look like the skecsies from Dark Crystal, and you said you played for them. You weren't naked for that other time you played, were you? - Wait, listen, what is that interference? You guys hear that? - Yeah, I did hear it. - What was that? - I don't know, what was it? - Was that on yours? Did you hear that? Darryl, I didn't hear anything. - I heard like interference just now. - The fuck was that? - That was from his phone. - Oh, okay, all right, I'm getting spooked out, 'cause of all this lizard talk. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. - No, I'm saying it was in the call. - What the fuck was that? - Yeah, well, I mean, dude, I mean, look, when I busted out that parasite thing, I don't know that episode. - Sound like people talking. - Gray was like, dude, just check what we before you do that next time. - You didn't hear that, Darryl? - Yes, I heard it. - No, I didn't hear it on Brian, no. - No, we heard it, yeah. But look, I don't give a shit about it. Okay, wait, wait. It's like, that's not a mystery I want to give it to Saul. Okay, wait. - Let him listen. - Yeah, let him, dude, that's, like, you know, I think of it playing naked guitar for a goddamn lizard on flute. (laughing) - Look at my-- - Everything but the torture sounds awesome. - Listen, listen, lizard, don't, you could see this. I got a big old Italian retarded dick. I know you know what that is, lizard. You can look at it while I play guitar. I don't give a shit. - Well, I had it with the guitar in my lap, so I had something to use and see. - You were covering it up. - I wouldn't play the guitar in my dick, but I have a problem with authority. Okay, wait, wait. So, so you'll be in torture and then he's like, now you're gonna play guitar. So, okay, look, just off that story. And by the way, the Pinscher ones, the Vril, whatever lizard the other guy talks about, that Darryl also has a thing about. The guy, Donald something that I first heard of those from, he goes-- - Donald Marshall, yeah. - Yeah, he said they think that like violence and pain is like music to them. - Oh, God. - But if you think about it, it's all in the same theme of like waves of sound. It derards. And this kept, you know, you see those psimatic patterns where they use sound waves to make the sand move. If you think about matter, it's analogous to that, right? - When I had my lizard dream, my reptilian dream, they, you know, if you ever seen like kids fuck around with ants and nests or something, it was like that level of like, you know, they just, they thought it was funny. They thought like, and they also, you know, in that dream, somehow I knew that they liked watching us fuck. - No, they're way into it. By the way, do you know a parthogenesis, are parthogenesis? If you ever heard of that, Darryl parthogenesis? - No. - Okay, so that comodo dragon, you've heard of the comodo dragon. - Yeah, I've heard of the comodo dragon. - The comodo dragon is actually a dwarf. Does your, it has like little tiny elephants, the comodo dragon, that's kind of big, is actually a dwarf in version of that. - Wow. - Not only that, the comodo dragon, not all of them, but certain bloodlines of comodo dragon, are capable of something called parthogenesis, which is virgin birth. - Oh, wow, I never knew that. - Yeah, I've said to Rogan, he was like, he always knows comodo, not age to find stator. So, oh, and this guy, the lizard, and not this guy. There's a guy who does a rep, I can't remember his name, but he has a reptile channel. I got it off his channel, it's a really great channel. He's this weird guy who loves lizards. I mean, probably he's like snails too, I bet. Anyway, the fucking, when I heard that, I was like, that is a certain snakes can do it. If there's no males around, suitable, but not all of the snakes, but if you have the right blood type of snake, you can make a one perfect male specimen with no males around. - Wow. - A perfect one, genetically. - That's incredible. - Now, Darryl has a thing about the Taijitans, we get to later, but I just wanna bring it up now, keeping your head dunking. - Okay. - Did you say the women? So, I guess they live like, a certain hundreds of years, and if the guy dies, they can clone him and his wife is impregnated and gives birth to him, and he'll be alive again, they live 800 years, so it's not a big deal. Are you fucking kidding me? - Am I close to what you said, Darryl? - Well, they can do that, but they can also, like, they can actually, like, keep a soul and then become pregnant. And if they have like a love one or something that wanted to be reborn in this woman, then they can actually put the soul in that body, and it works. - Do you have to wanna be reborn or can they do it without consent? - Do you hear what he's saying, by the way? - Yeah, he's talking about necromancy. - He's talking about what? - So the reason I think all these beings, let's just, okay, let's just have fun and assume that he went to all these places, they weren't doing a mind control VR thing on him. This is just in the universe, okay? That detail is, it crosses over with so much occultism, and if you're looking in Nathaniel Gillis, who my fan's called Smart Chain, he has a book called Necronetics, 'cause he was a first guy to say, "I think there's a race of necromancers." That's what necromancy is. And by the way, so, and I told you my theory about the actual Jesus was that, they're trying to do one of these moon children where they put a consciousness in a body, and it backfired on them, and they brought something that was against them, and they don't want you to know about it. That's my little theory, I don't know if people like it or not, but I don't care, I'm just telling you. So, when he just said, the woman can, you can hold a consciousness like a voodoo priest in a goddamn jug or battery. - Yeah, yeah. - Doesn't really matter the superficial thing, and impregnated into another woman. In ancient times, what Nathaniel Gillis talks about it, they would find a necromancer could imprint, he put a sigil on a piece of metal and put it in a woman to put a consciousness in a baby and then take the baby. - Oh my God, I'm gonna tell you something crazy. I don't think we've talked about it yet. I was a burning man, talking to somebody about Ayahuasca. She goes to a shaman. The shaman could tell-- - You didn't put the guy out? - The shaman could tell her every shaman that she'd gone to you before because they leave signatures in your energy body. - Yeah, well, sometimes implants as well. But dude, that's why your story blew my mind because I just heard another story where I could pick out these same things. Now, if you think, this, I say this to Catholic, so is anybody Catholic here? I say this to James McCann, an adult convert. Good comic, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, of course. There's two people. Okay, one, Jay Dyer, who's Eastern Orthodox and Jay Dyer is a fucking smart guy. And I go, so you're telling, 'cause I didn't grow up with the Trinity because I don't understand why Jesus, if he's got himself, why is he going, why me? Why did you forsake me? Or I and me are one. It doesn't make sense to me. And I just want you to answer how that's possible. So I would go to Jay Dyer Mike and it's 'cause of Darryl's story. I go, so you're telling me that God got his mother pregnant with himself? - Yeah, it's, there's a term for it. - So here's what Jay Dyer say. He goes, well, the flesh and the foot, he didn't have a good answer. When I said it to James McCann, this is why I love James McCann. The adult convert to Catholicism from like a Piscopalian, he goes, yes. (laughing) He just said yes without thinking. - That's cool. - Now that's Catholic, that guy gets it. - The term, there's a term. - A synchocent-- - I'm not getting my conception. - A synchocent-- - Yeah, porthogetosis. - A synchocentabeta tapva, it means simultaneous oneness and difference. So-- - Oh, you hear that, Buster, you bitch. (laughing) - Don't be mean to him now. He's fine. - Oh, he's in a better place now. This globe with a Koonskin cap on top of him. - He's fifth density now. - Okay, so, okay. I'm sorry, I keep detouring from his story, but dude, I'm way into your story. And like, you know, you can just be lying about the whole thing 'cause, I mean, your IQ's pretty high. - Why do you keep saying that? I don't think you know-- - Because I want people to get this. I don't believe shit, I wanna hear it. I wanna not be bored. See, when I get bored of your story, I start thinking you're lying to me. So, here's my deal. I don't give a shit as long as you tell me a thing that is like, oh, I haven't heard that before. And then, Darryl's story has things that I could correlate to a lot of other things that I wouldn't have thought I could. It was actually invaluable for my entire pattern of thinking and I want this dummy we stuffed in a globe. - Just be nice to him now. - Okay, so, all right. So, they could, did you know somebody who did that at any point with a plant their husband in their own womb? - Yeah, yeah, it was a mother. That was like her rank. Her name was Shahra'ee. And it was mother and it was her actual husband that died on the ship. We were attacked by the fire. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't see he, man, yet, don't spoil it, now I'm joking. Dude, I never heard you say the name, I remember you. - What kind of tell the story? This is incredible. - I thought it was a movie story. - I didn't get attacked on a ship. Go ahead, just in, please. This is an amazing story. - Yeah, she asked me to be the father and it was her husband and I agreed to it. And so, she gave birth to a wife. - Good, good. How were you the father if he, so, okay, wait. So, you got her pregnant and they put his consciousness in the babies, what you saying? - And the fetus, yes. They put the consciousness in the fetus. - Well, fetus just means baby, by the way. - I think that was a very, say the name again? - Her relic, thank you, did. - Say her name? - Shahra'ee. And I even said the Robert. I said, you mean like Shira. And he said, yes. And that's how I remember names through words that were associated with him. - Dude, that's Kabbalah shit. Shahra'ee, Hebrew Spanish origin. It means my princess. Hebrew Spanish is specifically important actually. Well, by the way, good work, Tanner, bring that up. - That was good, Tim. - Good work. - So, wait, Darrell, so how did they talk to you about this? Like, how did they bring this up? Like, we want you, you're gonna get her pregnant, but it's not gonna technically be yours or is it yours? - No, no, she came up to me personally. And I cared about her and she asked me to agree to this. And I just said, yes. And it was. - And you had already been intimate with her. - Mine had already heard you name, but his soul. - So, is that technically, that's still technically your kid? Like, you're gonna pay child support. - Yeah, that's good. - Yeah, yeah, I got a lot coming, I think. - Yo, this is crazy, that name is a Kabbalah name, dude. Hebrew Spanish origin, let me translate what that means. That's Kabbalah shit. And necronetics, the thing Nathaniel Gillis works on. Specifically has to do with that. - Yeah. - I can't believe how great your story is, dude, of the things that I found out just by being like, what the fuck is this? - Do you talk to this nurse anymore? - No, no, but she was like on the base. She was somebody I worked with. - But you have a child out there on the base. - There is a lot. You have a kid on the moon. - You know what, okay, is this all my fault? But, 'cause I'm getting into later, not on the moon, but when you're on the moon, and that nurse, that's why she's not getting pregnant, but the thing is specifically, you being punished. It's a military prison, they want you to fuck hookers in the brothels. They're rewarding you with sex, and then they're taking kids is that, how am I roughly getting it right? - Yeah, they use sex to give you extra motivation to work. And also if their IQ scores aren't high enough, they either get put into the programs if it's high enough, and you have to have 110 just to deal with the density change. - Yeah. - So even to be like a labor on the moon or like in the brothel or whatever, you have to have, yeah, you have to have at least 110 to adjust to the density change. And, yeah, it was motivation to work, and Robert told me they took the kids that weren't, didn't have high enough IQs, and they put them through the portal, which is just a looking glass, a portal, into a. - What is a looking glass? - A lot of bases. I'm sorry. - Wait, what is a looking glass? It's just to make it clear. - Looking glass is like a way, it's a portal, but it's also a way to go anywhere in time and you can observe, or you can step through, and you'll be in that time period. So the past of the future. And yeah, they take the kids, and they put them through this portal, and if they use them for, you know, I don't know if I'm allowed to say it on your show, am I? - It depends on what it is. Luster, how do you feel? Wait, that was actually great. - Well, I mean, the drug you get from kids that was on fear and loathing in Las Vegas. - Oh, don't say it. - They use them for. - Oh yeah, don't say it. By the way, Hunter is Thompson. I was bringing up when I was crushing Duncan's heart about, 'cause Hunter is Thompson's piece of shit. And I proved it to him with one video that had nothing to do with this, but you could tell that guy made "Snow Films" in his life, and I had never heard of a Dream of Chrome. I didn't hear about it from Aldous Huxley, which would have been if I were smarter. I heard about it from the movie, not the book, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." And I remember when it came out that movie, we wanted to find it and do it, 'cause it sounded like another kind of acid or mushrooms. - Yeah. - I thought DMT was kind of what that was. No, when I looked up what it was, and by the way, I think of "Salvia" when you could become a lamp. The doctor that really shot himself up with that in Canada. - Yeah. - It made, it was so magic and acid, but instead of feeling like you were all one, you're like, "Look at that beautiful lamp." And you don't relate to your sister no more. That's what he'd wrote in his journal. - You know, it's weird if you leave an epic pen in the car, it turns into a Dream of Chrome. Can you look that up? - No, we did it on episode. - Oh, we already did? - Yeah, wait, so. - Well, it is like an adrenaline-based drug, yeah. - Yeah, it turns into a Dream of Chrome. - You ever almost, well, I know, I know Darrell did, but did you ever almost die and then not die? - I don't, I'm sure. - I almost got my head chopped off in a goddamn car accident. At the last minute, we swerved the other way, but we were going to one under a semi-trailer. And I mean, dude, it was, I was very criminals, there's only two of us at dip shit, those driving. And I'll never forget that being that close to it and it didn't slow down, but I just remember every part of it, do you know what I mean? And I remember my final night, well, I guess I get to meet Jesus. That's the last, well, first I said, what the fuck, three times as we're going under it? And I go, well, I guess I get to meet Jesus. And I remember that was like my last thought. - Good last thought. - And at the last minute, we just swerved the other way and the backseat where no one was, that went under instead. So we got drug up the highway. We were going to speed limit, but we were on black ice in Pennsylvania. So guess what, it's like a jet engine getting sucked in the semi, it's a dickhead driver. We could drag it up by the truck. I mean, I was like, oh, I'm dying. I just remember that. And then the next minute, it drug us up and then we split us out in the median. And me and Barry started fucking laughing, dude, I have never felt so hot. in my whole life and we were just like, I mean it was like we went to like a fox hole together. The driver, the dipshit whose fault it was was weeping. He was not adjoining his adrenaline. He wasn't adjoining his adrenal chrome made from his body. It was making him weep because he had committed some fraud on the insurance. But I just remember that so vividly, it felt like I had a vacation for three weeks after that. Now the injuries to my back actually suck. But I remember the feeling was like, I should do this like once a year as a vacation. This is why people wingsuit fly. This is why people do extreme sports. - So your body makes it automatically. So you're on the moon. The thing I originally asked and we went off topic for about an hour because of me was, you had this story where the chick, you got push and fifth density, it affected your recall of, I guess your ego, very Buddhist. Probably what they do, the new Dalai Lama. And you had, it was like, I remember hearing, I was like, this is a coolest thing like, if you made a movie, you would have this like, she has your name, right? - Yeah, she said, what's your name? And I said, I don't remember. And she said, come on, think. Everybody remembers their name. And I thought about it and I said, Darryl. Yeah, and that was as simple as that. - I thought about that. - And it's like cut to us breaking rocks on the moon. - Do you remember her name? - Yeah. - Oh, what's the nurse's name? - Can you say? - April. - April. - April Macy, do you know where she did it? No, I'm joking. Okay, wait, so like, do you remember, so and you don't remember all of this linearly, right? What is it coming to you in chunks? 'Cause it has a work. - Yeah, I mean, that's exactly it. And like I said, if he hadn't told me that, my exo, I wouldn't remember it, but it just one memory triggered after another and then it just all came to me. And it was just something, I remember like being in the lunch room after he told me all this and looking at the guys and thinking like, "Michael Jackson's gonna die in a couple years and I was the king of some world and I was just gonna do my head." Because he accidentally told me that he said, the reason Michael Jackson died, and I said, wait a minute, Michael Jackson's dead. And he's like, "Oh yeah, he dies in a couple years." - Oh, there's 2004? - Yeah, 2004. - 'Cause he time travels so much. - Yeah, he got confused. He actually had to be the brief, he said, when he came back. - Wait, who had to be the briefs? - Robert, my exo. - Oh, 'cause of the detail, okay, right, I see. - So Michael Jackson was in a luxury travel. - No, he was in. - Wait, that is what he said. You just said Michael Jackson was in? - No, Robert, his exo. - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Wait, yeah, yeah. - Oh, okay, I got you, I'm so sorry. - I'll tell you what, the more I hear these stories, calling so many time travel or a PDF file is kind of a lot of times the same thing. - Moonwalk. - Yeah, there's something to that where it's like sliding backwards and also the magic's in your butt. We don't have to get into it. Okay, wait, so you gotta do mining, they're making you work, and then what are they like? Hey, you did good work. You can go to the fuck this chick, how's that work? - Oh no, it was just, the brothels were like a daily thing, and I remember like people getting excited about it and things like that. I was kind of with April the whole time. I went to them sometimes, but not that often. - Did you feel weird that you were having sex with low IQ moon slaves? - No, but I mean, I remember like them being, I mean, no, I just remember that like a group of them being escorted by like an off-world German, and he said get those honey pots up there and they were crying and stuff. So I knew we were all like in a bad situation. - Were you so in 12 years of slavery? - Yeah, but they called them honeypot. I know what a honeypot is in a sense of blackmail, but they called them honey pots for some reason. - But you didn't have any kind of, I mean, I get it. You've been tortured, your memory's been warped. You've had to, like, you-- - You're on Moonstein Island apparently. - Yeah, you're in this bizarre erotic sexual-- - The title Moonstein Island, yeah. - Moon how, but was there a part of you that's like, I probably shouldn't hook up with these honey pots because they're so-- - Oh, okay, I know, I think I know the answer, but also mention that other guy on base that you asked about this too. Okay, guys, it's like, good. - No, I mean, I had no, no, I mean, I was just kind of worried about if I did have children, what would happen to them. I was more thinking about that. So I kind of stayed away from 'cause I knew what, I mean, I don't know how to do what happened to those kids, but I mostly stayed away. - This is a very dumb question, but was like pull out prohibited on the moon. - That's not a dumb question at all. - 'Cause you know what I mean, like, hey, we get him pregnant, I'm like-- - Well, that is, I-- - That's a good reason to blow it on their face. - For real, can you please look up if you can get pregnant on the moon? - Well, how would they know that? - No, I swear I read somewhere you cannot get pregnant on the moon. - Oh, you said they could use, wait, hold on. I imagine that you're the nurse if you're using a glass pad to regulate your pyramid. The hookers, they probably can have a nice slave glass pad to tell, right? - No, they weren't allowed, I don't believe. That was their entire job, was it? They were like, you know-- - Low gravity. - Oh, so they're not generating children on the moon for that, right? - Low gravity hinders sperm navigation. Research shows that lower gravity alters sperm motility and makes it and the taste. It makes it harder for sperm to navigate to the egg, which can-- - It doesn't say taste on there. - I know it doesn't. - Oh, well, thank you for adding value to the show. That's a great point that, see how AI you care about it? - There's no AI like Duncan's mouth, I'll tell you that much. (upbeat music) - Right? - Buster? - That's right, fuster. (laughing) - Wait, okay. So they weren't breeding for kids on the moon. Did you say that or am I making it up 'cause I had four clothes? - They, that was like their task to be breeders. That's basically what they were. - So they were getting pregnant? - Yeah, they were getting pregnant. That was like their entire, kind of like their, that was their task. - Dude, when you look up at the moon, it's gotta be different than when I look up at the moon. (laughing) - I mean, yeah, I try to keep those thoughts in the back of my head, but sometimes I think of it. Yeah, sometimes. - Dale, do you know before we called you, for funsies, we're showing the Chelsea Hamlet clip where she thinks the moon and the sun are the same. - Oh my God, I saw that. I forget what show that was when I saw that, yeah. - Say, I mean, not to be true. - You never saw an old, lower than 110 IQ gal named Chelsea and they're on the moon, did you? (laughing) - No, I don't think, yeah, they were out at the same time. It was amazing. - She didn't stand. (laughing) - What did you say, she's not good for fifth density and leave it at that. Okay, wait, why did you get to get off the moon? And was there like, am I making this up that somebody wouldn't work and everybody had to kill him? - Yeah, there was a guy, yeah, he refused the work and they put shot collars on us. - And if somebody in the group-- - Like a son-pikers dog? - They shot us all. - Say again? - Like a son-pikers dog. - Yeah, like a son-pikers dog, exactly, yeah, yeah. They would shot us all together. - We got a looter as son-pikers. (laughing) - Okay, so, and then, okay, so wait, oh, it's like if, so if somebody is like, boy, that's very Steven Spielberg Holocaust will be a minute. - It's, it's, it's BDSM. This is 50 shades of gray up there, man. It's like a very sexual situation, right? Like, there's so much sex up there. - Yeah, I mean, but I mean, getting shot by the collar wasn't fun. - No, I don't mean that that's fun. - You didn't learn to like, (laughing) submit surrender. - You know, at first it sucks, but then I can't live with that. (laughing) - Getting that zapped. - Ah, right. - So hold on, wait, when I'm, when I, okay, wait, so the guy who wouldn't work just to know anything about it was he, like someone you knew from Milton was just some guy and just describe him and why he had to get beaten like private pile. - I mean, I didn't, I didn't know. I don't, I didn't remember from the base. I remember the guy who started it. He was the first one who brought it up when I didn't even join the program. He brought it up in the barracks. He said, yeah, man, I was on the moon and there were all these women and I got to sleep with them. - Is that the Puerto Rican guy? And am I just saying he's Puerto Rican? I think I just may be imagining he's Puerto Rican because I remember you asking about this. - You know, I mean, he looked kind of mediterranean. - Oh, that's too close to me, dude. (laughing) - Okay, yeah, but was that the guy doesn't even care? He's like, nah, I don't really like, don't you care about the guy who's like, what? - Yeah, yeah, I was like, don't you care about your kids? Like, I don't care, but I found that later, like the guys were talking about it in the barracks. They said, yeah, he went back into the chair. He couldn't stand his memories. Like, I remember hearing strange things like that of people talking in the barracks like that. - It was like a Nick Fuentes gay guy that was forced to have sex with, okay. I forgot to ask you this last time too, but when you were going with that lizard that you poked in his eye, was there like some kid that kept pushing? It was like, this is one of the details. I'm like, what the fuck? That's one of the weirdest things I ever heard. - Why? - You were walking somewhere and there's some kid behind you that kept pushing you? - Yeah, he was a buttstroke in me with this weapon. - What the fuck? - And he was dressed, yeah, like hitting me in the back. He was hitting me in the back. - Is that a military term buttstroking? - Buttstroke, it is, yes. - What does it mean? I actually don't know. Is it, oh. - It just means hitting someone with the butt of the weapon. - Like whipping a towel in the locker room, but it's the butt of your gun. - Buttstroke, it sounds like a John Cougar melancholic song. (laughing) - Yeah, that sounds like a John Cougar or John Cougar melancholic song, okay. And was it, but my, dude, I might be fanciful. I might be already taking an interesting tale and adding to it. I thought it was like some kid, like he was young, like way too young. He was, yeah, he was young, he was by about 18 and he was very thin. - Okay. - He was skinny kid. - Wafed. - Had you, had you already pulled the lizard guy in the eye or not? - Yeah, no, this is when I was being escorted. Yeah, to the density chamber. - So you hadn't even, what stroke of me? - You know, I should have asked you this before because if you're like, oh, it's a gas chambering, you just were getting hit by a, a rifle on the way I might think I was gonna be killed do yeah sure yeah yeah yeah the whole situation was bad most definitely it was very frightening it sounds like I'm trying to be your jagged attorney in this uh military case no you didn't mean to you felt scared you didn't know I'm sorry if it seems like we're making light of of any of this it sounds incredibly I'm not comfortable having my own memory stranded that's what I can hey okay so wait so okay so does it feel different to come on the moon not that I remember that's a David Bowie song that's a trick question okay wait okay wait how did you get off the moon and is that the thing with the Taijitans? right yeah yeah well no that was rob robber kind of kept track of his people he seemed like while he was you know in this program as he was time traveling and everything and he talked to an off-world German in a uniform and then pointed at me and he came up with like a device and you know called this other off-world German who was actually a first class petty officer on base we had several off-world Germans on the base yeah what is it off-world German I never asked well off-world German is just that they're Germans they have their own world that they I guess you know what I guess it's all there the name isn't it yeah off-world German but they these are the ones that I think you were talking about the real thing and and I used to not think Marina Ours that she was real and she may or may not be but I know channeling information about making rocket chips is real because that's how we got ours fucking rockets yeah and that's the public record that jerking off his half of rocketry for some I don't get it maybe it's Osiris's penis anyway yeah um so they're the ones that went to Antarctica and so they what did they hook up with lizards there well they just they found I was told they found tech and buried in the ice they were told were to find it buried in the ice and then they took it to South America and reverse engineered it and that's why there's so many German communities in South America primarily because of that oh yeah that's true there are and in Argentina specifically Joseph P. Ferrell the best some of the best UFO guy research um he talks about it because South Africa had a space program with post on-world Germans America brought Mengele here just everybody knows so we were doing some wild wild shit Darrell I don't mean to ask a sinister question or kind of a mind fuck question but you know you've been exposed to this technology it can wipe your memory replace memories send you through time do you ever in your life there in Florida think that you could potentially still be there on the moon and this is just part of the torture no I don't think about that I've never no I've I've never thought about that one no well don't start yeah don't think about that yeah thank god don't think about that sorry but look okay so oh that's right I forgot this part so when he did that by the way I want to point out that Robert looks like Mike Pence if you missed last week's episode you got a kind of like Mike Pence which is like one of the best details I've ever heard my life yes and so there's like a like it's not planned at Germany but you said that it was like they it kind of was like just steampunk what did it look like what what the off-world German or Robert's like original timeline no no we did that with the timeline last week but the off-world German so you get out of the moon thing and now you're what is that not nerked wafers you know what I'm talking yeah yeah yeah knock wafed it was I was on a ship I got to their world and it looked like the 40s eventually I they gave my trust and they wanted to recruit me and they let me on their world and yeah it was a men were suits and for doors and women were like dresses and pillbox hats it was very as it should be did you go to any cafes they had cafes they had like a sidewalk system that was very fast that you could take to kind of take any other side of town like a conveyor belt yeah they had like a wait wait like the injured cold it was like a like a that's like a jet Charlotte airport like Charlotte airport yeah like like you would get on to a slower conveyor belt and you'd eventually hit the main one and it would speed you up like they were branches on the sides what was the climate like it was very nice it was it wasn't a hot like here beings they can regulate their world so they can get rid of things like you know storms you know earthquakes even the weather they can influence the weather once you know that's like that's a great point because we currently can do that here on earth I don't know if everybody knows that there's a treaty to not do that from 1975 that means we could do that that's how you have a treaty do buy when they did that shit do you remember when to buy money almost for our got made a bit well guess what in this Iran conflict Iran and I remember here in this years ago but not believing it um Iran accuser using weather weapons to give them a drought for 40 years well they sent drones that blew up the harp we had in the United Emirates and they're drought ended immediately now think all that bullshit they told you about your flarks are causing the earth to end it's completely shit and I built dude I was in a religious cult that only predicted the end of the world maybe twice stops yeah okay like 20 times less than Al Gore okay and like it's like I'm stupid but I'm gonna notice that eventually yeah right that there's more ice caps but in fact like Tanner's taint has shrunken I noticed that too well it's generational climate change I mean you did you check it look okay well how long's he got what is Tanner I mean there's almost no barrier between his ass are you talking about his tanner is whole it's all the zoomers microplastics think of your taint as a baby seal microplastics or a six pack ring from back of the day it swims into it it can grow this is the message we need to and that's why these kids have no gator and I'm sure Dale's gonna bet I if I would bet anything is Darryl back this up that gator is in the taint and that's why these kids don't know what gay is no more there was gator was the taint did robber say that bit of information yeah well now you're getting debris to get okay the germ overall germans are like exactly what I expected from that star trade but what I want to know is why were you on the Taiji do you know how spelled by the way Taiji I was I know how I think it is I'm not I'm not a HA I J E T I N is it I cheat wait not you him okay sorry Darryl you sorry oh yeah I would agree oh it's nothing like that it's T.A.Y Duncan got every letter of Taiji I mean but that's not insignificant that might be a synchronicity to get him all wrong that might be your psychic powers this is misspell okay and this is a music by the way this is a musical artist hey do you like okay do you remember that chick a little Tay yeah of course yeah you're a little Tay everybody was worried about little Tay well it's fine she's not only fans or she's a millionaire but it's fine it worked out okay she makes pornography that her brother films for a living oh god it's legal what look if these oh by the way look now there's a picture of T.G.T. and judging our culture yo bitch who got you pregnant with your own husband bitch don't judge me am I where I'm from okay I don't think the way wait Tana can you go back to the top and dude you're the first guy ever heard to mention this this name okay what is that what what look at the writing no no go down what is that shit right there Taiji in language oh echoes of the infinite now is that some fucking Kamala game this is some kind of game I know but the that's the yo first of all voice to skull which is a thing that's in middle gear oh by the way the guys in the civilian deception operations that they do they call themselves done the civilian leaders of those operations call themselves dungeon masters at the video game thing in the Epstein files QAnon it's called fuck you and on was Epstein was cue Pokemon he's the carrot cues based on Epstein Epstein's above most odd he's he's up at Rothschild level he's alive because of that I would say okay we have this is there by the way sorry to explain this we have a thing posted of somebody claiming his Taiji in language which you can't see but if you remember their writing could you what would you say it look like I don't remember their writing I remember their language was something like um like almost like a native American like unaha talk they have like a like an audible like a regular language they really happen like their religious ceremonies and things like that did they have any history that they told you that they knew about with them on earth or was it look look in large it because look like maybe the latter is look look let's see if we could see any of those what he just said oh araf see that's the thing that name through the name you said of the mother one is like Kabbalah shit for real some mash pass okay okay wait hold on sorry this I know there's the worst interview you've ever had in your life including after not being tortured on the moon but I understand playing the guitar after torture might be on the moon now wait okay because because so far what we have is there's some operation everybody's got a fuck and the necromancer thing I said keep that in mind Duncan I mean it's funny but just listen I'm listening keep that in mind um why when like they picked you up from the Germans and the lizards were Were they fighting over you or something or calling you a package? Yeah, it was like we almost went to like a a space station and it was almost like a United Nations where trade took place and you know discussions of war and peace would take place and Yeah, they brought me out there and there was a man and a woman that came forward and At first she started and she said you know the pack, you know the you know The package or whatever you want to call it like they were talking about me like in a third person in a weird way Okay, you know we rightfully belonged to us if you don't give them back You know, but the reptile said but we've invested so much time. Why did you belong to them? Yeah, so I belong to them. But why male came I'm sorry. Why like what's the legal claim there? Well, it was because I was supposed to go directly to them into solar ward and immediately and that was the original contract But instead because of my scores or something they took me like the off-world Germans took me who was just that you know They worked for the reptiles, but you would rather be with the off-world Germans, right? Yeah, I mean yeah, they're still human, but I mean then reptiles not that I've eaten Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you get if they can tell like the reptiles could tell that a Germans getting too close to you They might torture you in front of them or something so they don't get close to you like they don't want anybody to have any kind of close This connection anything only the mission. So okay, just did you hear that detail? Yeah, so just think of anybody being tortured or abused It like it's the theme is the exact same thing It's you got to keep people away. Yeah, because this demon if you get glued too close to me might torture you Yeah, they're putting cabaliniams on the thing and they're fighting because why at the end of the day why that hygiene is even want you? What what do they want me? Yeah, cuz you're awesome No, I know because Well, I mean like I said the first thing Robert told me was you could speak to the children He said they spoke a type of pig Latin with it's almost like baby talk with a few words here and there. Didn't they bleed you? Say again. Oh, I thought they bred you or something. I thought that's where they really were fucking breeding you out No with the tygians. Yes. Yeah, that's what I mean like what I'm saying is the overall story is Because we hear you a foes stories and abduction stories and satanic stories and that stupid movie women talking Which is about an interesting story but the titles the worst title in the world about the men and night settlement in South America These are white think of them as like land tygians. Yeah, going to South America to set up a men and I colony the men were Gassing the women at night crawling in the windows Graping them and then because they're literally like oh, it was a demon came in the night now think of how much that sounds Like an abduction where they harvest your semen. Yeah, yeah, and this dude's story is like Cosmically being passed around and and everybody's story is this going back to the Bible in Eflin and Why do they need your goddamn semen so bad the thing that Darrell said if I'm not mistaken. Okay, yeah Didn't you say like that their DNA is stagnant and I want to really ask you what that means? Yeah, that is what well they've just been around They're one of the original beings like in this new consciousness that we're living in They're what they're one of the like the beginning and they've just been you know Interbreeding with you. They don't inbreed that they they they don't do that But it's just they've been interbreeding with each other for so long that they become stagnant over time But the stagnant mean you can't you like can't have a mutation is that what that means or is it something? No, just just if they wanted like a different gene pool to go and make it up. They're they're gene pool Well, it sounds like yeah, okay, the reason I'm asking is it sounds like you know people like because you're fucking them But they are in bread that that's what happens. It is we saw water world wait, but yeah, okay? So this is here. I'm here's my wacko theory about your story, and it's amazing to tell a veteran of the secret space program a Craziest thing I think that when he told me but I think these like aliens in the fifth density I have a suspicion that death is not so much in either or as a spectrum much like gender And that okay, and that um yes, they're they're okay. Let me be just really three density about it. Go ahead They're fucking undead Jason Jordani who I am my show talk and he was a for I don't know why never put it together until he said it because it should be obvious 20 and back going to a planet that's in the past basically faster than light Like you got to think of it in terms of just location and not time and space Just think he's at this point. You're like an address think of time as miles if you want so the dinosaurs are 75 million miles away Yeah, Star Trek doesn't teach you that it makes you think of it like it's not a call Right, it's Star Trek doesn't teach you think about it the way you should think about it, which is a combination And I don't think that's a mistake by the way, and I think these necromancers, so Remember I said like what happens if you kill your own grandpa the grandfather paradox and My fifth wife Jenna said this. I didn't come up, but I asked her like what would happen if you kill your grandpa just don't you become without sin and And uh, cuz we're watching Delos show you you you weren't born out of a pussy Okay, but you're still a consciousness So now you've erased it's like erasing your criminal records And now you're a snake eating its own tail in the fifth dimension. What does that mean? Georgiani said look at that pyramid. It's like this brutalist architecture. That's timeless and How come and we laughed about on my show. They're all white Yo, in evolution, so you evolve from some but whatever, but None of you are a little tan. You're all from ABBA all of you That sounds like somebody in a different time frame where it goes in a circle and it doesn't and that explains the fucking with it See calling us lower than snails. I take great offense that and you could tell you lizard buddy fat and I'm sorry But you motherfuckers. I think these are fucking Dead people that may or may not know they are Their cut their tree of choice has been made, but that's just the that's the part of you that you there's other parts you that are now being dispersed So imagine this so right so then you're telling the Hindu shit And you have to be on this plane to accumulate karma the crypto of Indians And then you could go on vacation some of the higher planes But you're gonna have to reincarnate and get more money. I love fucking this system And they don't call it a cone. They call it like a tower, right? The 14 locus which I tried to explain the Hinduism and you know locus and Buddhism the idea is to get the fuck out Buddhism, I would say scale it down one level by the way Darryl Do you think you could play guitar for us now? And I haven't played in years and I told Robert that you said Darryl, but you're playing right now. Yeah, he said that to me like West Darryl, but you're playing right now. That's right So if I'm moving you around like that and going back and forth, you're breaking causality. All right, so remember it. Yeah It's your share in consciousness. Yeah with with the other Like that's gonna fuck your shit up dude like I'll make you scissor from it. I mean Oh man, what a mind fuck. I got a pit. I know I have to be Darryl. I have to go All right, but can you hang just for a little bit more? Do you got to go? I have to go to the bathroom too, but I can hang for a while. Okay, because we all that let's all let's all go to the moon and have a quick All right, cool. I'll be right back. I got a bad dude. I'll be right back dude I Took those glasses. I didn't notice until just now Are you sure you don't want to put your crown with that? I mean that's I can't because of the the headphones really yeah Oh right Well classic king problem I think you should wear headphones with those glasses all the time. I will. Hey, who's this guy. Are you back from Ibiza? Yeah, Ibiza Let's let's it Darryl Wait, what was your question for? We're talking. We're talking to let him off the hook here. You've been on the what do you have time? Yeah, he said yes before we take Okay Believe it or not people are not demanding to hear every part of Darryl's story like you would think in New York times. I know Wait, okay, so How so was this 20 years this period? I just want to kind of like, you know I don't want people to cling to time and space watching our show and hold us to anything but What was that like was it a full 20 she did a full 20 or more than 20 Say again, so did you do a full 20 years exactly or more than 20? I was like 22 he said Robert said that they gave me like a two-year extension because they wanted me to stay in the program longer So it was like 22 and are there people that want to like did Robert was he a guy that wanted to I guess? Wanted to join the 40 mean one of the what like re up like guys that keep going, you know like American sniper keeps going back Yeah, you could do 40 years in total because the reason that is is the age regressive regression process after you go over 40 years like 60 years It's in 20 year intervals and after you go 40 years You risk psychological damage. You could drive you insane like being age regress too many times, right? Yeah, well, I mean every reality show look at these broads in their uncanny face did uh Did they tell you any politicians that Were like 40 and backs or uh, you know It says they told you stuff that you didn't know yet But you is ready had notables out there were like something that I Neither of us would have guessed as uh Well too crazy people but who are people that were in this program they heard of yeah like he said politicians and things like that they were considered enough like all they were allowed was you know we're talking about before about the drug like they would do that to keep themselves young but as far as age regression you actually have to be in the program and like politicians and musicians they're not considered important enough so they have why is that why have any of them earn their way into it well it's almost I think the main reason is just because they they're wiping your memory now there could be I'm not saying but he said yeah like they're not considered important enough to have and to go into an age regression does the age regression wipe your memory or is that something like you opt in for or do you everyone gets amnesia if they get regressed well no it doesn't wipe your memory they put you in a stasis chamber he said they have to bring you back two weeks early from when you first left they put you in a stasis chamber for two weeks and it takes about a week for every ten years and they basically give you like a series of injections that slowly age regress if you over appear to time it's like a temporal decompression chamber or something yeah yeah it's basically just like a stasis chamber to keep you alive so you don't need food and water and is the drug what is the drug they're ejecting in you that is it's a drug that is like genetic or it's it's olympic believe it is okay is the drug some kind some kind of weird thing that's not like doing a genetic thing but a time thing or is it do you know anything about it all I think I asked Robert about it and he said he didn't know like how what it was or how it worked he wasn't sure he didn't even have access to it like that was something like reptilian he had access to med beds and everything else but not age regression that was like a higher clearance in him okay so I've seen a lot of like it would seem like very fraudulent horseshoe people go oh the med beds are coming and Trump posted and then took it down a med bed thing did you see that yes yes I did yeah soft disclosure yeah okay so what is it what is it they're telling what did he tell you about Trump because it seems like Trump is the biggest drug pull I've ever seen well I mean he just said he said Trump's with us he said it's a military operation he said he said he's not in charge like don't worry about him he's just to figure it that that's the way he was speaking he says we asked him to work for us and he agreed to it and what what did he predict regarding Israel and were there any other details besides I think he said like oh god well as far as predictions he gave me a lot I mean he did bring up the whole Israel last thing he did I know you don't you don't think this but he said cue in the beginning would be real and then it would go away for four or five months and when it comes back that's not real but it doesn't matter because it's really started that's a very interesting detail that's very interesting what you said Tracy Twinman you can find the video for I bring her shit up a lot and she would look the early cue and she said something very similar to what he just said and because they're all into games and they're not creative these fucking lizard people so they they want to take a game and copy it just like how they do without you know we thought about as we what's better than incorporation taking the original IP and then changing it enough to make it their IP right what's the predictions my predictions he said to me that she's we would declare war on Mexico that's already happened I've done that personal yeah what else let's say again I've personally declared war on Mexico I don't think you should have done that by the way no there's a lot I don't want to get weird or political but why why are you going to war with Mexico okay wait hold on I want to make sure it's well let's take it out of the cartels right now now for Metzger I don't think that's why okay this is a little some of it's probably not yeah why do you want to go to war with Mexico I know I want my current guys current why is it declared war because because my ass hole is destroyed not the fun way but that that's no reason to wage war all right all right you got me maybe I was maybe I was projecting disappointed myself for eating the thing agenda told me not to eat it she said you're gonna pay for it then then you're gonna cry and blame Mexico again you know what she got me she she knew who I was because here I am okay wait hold on Tanner this little son of a bitch put that picture up because remember when I asked Tanner what Goblin mode is and he played dumb like you don't know and if I talk to Darrell I know so Darrell have you heard of Goblin mode I haven't hashtag Goblin mode it's like a you never heard of it at all like internet thing of like like you know I don't know what did these kids say red pill queer bait okay Goblin mode is like you're disgusting you never moved out of your parent what is it Tanner you explained it because you lied it's like you didn't know what it was and if you don't want to say maybe look it up are you conferring on your answer wait wait wait wait say that again Darrell sorry would you say I said like bug man stuff I heard that what's bug man wait a bug man is this it's kind of like you doesn't necessarily have to live with his parents but he collects oddball stuff and he kind of oh that's Tanner all right yeah that's you've nailed Tanner who couldn't wait to read the Libra Vaita wait wait a bug man doesn't live with his parents but collects weird shit well it's just like a guy that kind of like waste his money and stuff like uh oh shit that's another side that's me I thought I thought a bug man yeah you know what I honestly thought a bug man was you you jerked off one more time in your parents house and never got caught got out of the game one more run Lord Lord let's give me as one and I'm gonna retire do you if you ever heard of John of Goblin okay wait so Goblin mode is like I could you Tanner what is it he Tanner doesn't know Goblin mode is when you like bedrock when you what like you bedrock and uh well that's not a med bed that's a regular bed yeah like you just oh do you mean like that time the fire department had to pry me off my couch yeah because my skin it's you hear with that people fusing the couch yeah it happens okay I have new couches where that doesn't I thought Goblin mode was like all like I think it's zoomer age I don't know my generation I don't know I get a mixed up but they were going I just lay around and I'm fat and I jerk off a lot Goblin mode you're just pasted with your own jizz yeah and then so then so Tanner who pretended to know what Goblin mode was and it was a test and he failed he he fucking threw up Darrell and says I went Goblin mode on the moon which not only by the way he was sentenced to do that unlike you Tanner you some of a bitch uh wait wait okay but bug man with this thing is crazy as as we were doing this stupid bit of Goblin mode he said bug man I never heard of that is that internet shit like what that yeah I think it's internet stuff it's just a guy you know who just there is no common culture no more dude there's nothing I can reference everything is shattered I mean yeah it's great for podcasting I gotta say because Duncan has never heard of anything and we we burn up hours of just showing him things the back in the day I haven't heard of anything dude on the moon did they have like hey do you do it wait okay so I know the moon's kind of a prison thing did they have like anything besides fucking no I mean not really nothing no no libraries you tell me there's not did you think I was in like I was sent there to be punished so I really didn't get to see around that much did you ever think of the Shawshake redemption right to the lizard governor and get it a lot and they're like what did you do no libraries you're really that's hilarious okay so but it means a slave thing look let's say it happened on earth that's the same way it works on earth no it doesn't prison on earth or way fucking worse than moon prison slavery so remember 300,000 kids came in and we can't find them now I'm pretty sure there's a lot of slaves who might hear this story and be like please put me on the fucking moon you get to fuck wait okay but what did you see was everybody an adult on the moon that was a slave doing this or did you see any grim uh I don't say vows and destiny content but you know what I'm saying oh no what was it all adults yeah how how animated this get I guess what I'm saying is it it's not like well I mean it it seemed like you know it's like Logan's run it was like everybody was under 20s I mean women had children but everybody was around abouts under 20s or 30s were there day cares on the moon no but women stayed home and just took care of their children like the the higher levels like the nurses and the ones that are not slaves because I mentioned slave you okay so this okay much got their babies taken away after weaning okay so this is what this is I mean I'm this is not a joke either before we called you can this is a hundred percent true his mom went to John of God who turned out to be running a breeding slave operation where they'd take the bait not on the moon where was John of God I don't know like South America South America good friend Oprah now did he tell you anything about Oprah who I mean not really no I don't remember anything up he told me about you know other actors if you like who yeah oh yes oh yes here we go well TMZ I mean when I was on the yeah when I was in the bar on base I remember the Satanist said he got to meet Tom Cruise and he bought chrome off him like they nicknamed it chrome and then I asked Robert and well he said that he was the main distributor for the site. Scientologist, he said that whole I'm in love with Katie Holmes this thing he did He just got done shooting it up in the dressing room. Wow, that's exactly how you act like you're on speed and nobody believes you when you say you love Yo, dude, it's crazy Tom Cruise. Is it a dreamer chrome dealer according to this dude? Oh Oh, and he said that yeah, I mean I have more Yeah, yeah, yeah, please do He told me that Jack wide of the white stripes he didn't he wasn't in that base But he'd been to underground bases and the song little ghost was about the children because they look like pale white ghost because they're in these underground encages their whole lives and he said because of my condition That's if he stops doing it. They'll die because your body no longer produces stem cells Can we pull up the lyrics to wait? It doesn't produce that sounds like your DNA stagnant Well, it's it's almost like doing steroids you stop producing testosterone. It's the same thing with a you know the chrome Dude, that's not like a country song. Wait because the Satanist told me how did you the way he said it? We have to make it a song. All right, good little ghost. I'm scared of the most can you scare me up a little bit of love? I'm the only one. Yeah, I love drug. Yeah, it's not yet every morning I woke and see my little ghost wonder if it's really her. It's lying there. You touch your little ghost. I'm scared them Okay, wait So I try my best to keep it. There really wasn't a secret must look like I was dancing with the wall No one can see this apparition, but because of my condition. I found little with a little ghost Speaking of little ghost. Have you ever heard of called white rabbit? Yes, I have but just over the internet. I don't remember him saying that. Okay. Well, supposedly the molecule looks like a rabbit But yeah, and dude on an episode that we did or will do to keep this bit going Remember I showed you that's a native Iroquois nation. They ate a guy alive. It's martial cannibalism So that's why Canada developed the chrome. Oh my god pull up. What's that song white rabbit? Holy shit that what song wait rabbit? If you go cheesy rabbits White rabbit the Jefferson Airplane song One pill makes you larger They played in every 60s movie, but that's creepy. Well, Alison Wonderland, okay, so Alison So Darryl, I know he don't forgot this but want to bring it up because did you ever read the book by Bob Barr's father Called space relations, and it's about sex slavery in space And it now that Dalton school Epstein went to The guy by the way the guy's a CIA recruiter who wrote I got to start reading more CIA science fiction because I bet they put all kinds of shit So this guy don't a bar His you go back to the Wikipedia of space relations. We can read it to him a little bit read him the plot. Just no in the future Listen, yeah, seriously in the future humans have formed the intergalactic empire ruled by aristocrats during a time of war with the Plath an empire of ant-like bug people and bastard John Craig Formerly a liberal earth man in his thirties. This is already not good is dispatched to the strategically important planet of Kosar. I hope it's not Bernie Kosar because he sucked a human colony that was settled by the Carlisle society Okay, I forgot that part as a place of exile for political extremist and is now ruled by an oligarchal high council of Seven nobles each of whom is in charge of different domain with its own traditions Their boredom and absolute power have driven them to madness It sound like Donald Marshall down to the point that Kosar's entry into the empire has been stymied by the man-inhabited planet's treaty clause Written by Craig against alliances with slave-owning society due to its practice of kidnapping humans become illegal play things of the galaxy's super rich It's actually hard to read the book. I read it, but it's so and this was written when was this written? It's 1973 and It's under glass at the Dalton School when Jason Georgiani went there like a pressure now Hey, hold up. Let's put it Craig spins two years as a slave of the beautiful sensual and sadistic lady Morgan Sidney the only female member of the oligarchy with whom he became romantically involved to get So this you know, I mean, it's obvious. It's not yours about a guy that gets enslaved and bred by these all There's some theme on picking up every single time with this shit, which is whether it's you got pulled out of your bed So they can hear hey, maybe it fuels their ships this emin. I don't know. I mean, did you hear anything about Bill bars dad. Well, no, I don't think so But I'm just want you to notice the book that this guy wrote if you ever saw burn after reading Which is about that a CIA guy's novel they get stolen it's got Dude the guy that helps you Kennedy that was friends with G Gordon Liddy He wrote spy fiction that was pretty popular and I'll bet he fiction is the quarantine zone where we can safely talk about med beds, right? Yeah, so all these spooks are all narcissists and they think their life's a movie And they want it they want to put it out there in some form. They're all of them if you read their fiction I bet you pick up a lot of fucking shit in February 74 mr. Varin now He was resigning his headmaster protesting the meddling by the board of trustees He seems like he'd use the word meddling could you stop teaching the kids your porno book you wrote your piece of shit? It is unclear whether mr. Var hire mr. Epstein during that time the similarities between the violent sexual depictions in space relations Epstein sex-traffing activities and obsessions and the crimes of his associate Jizz Lane Maxwell have let all led to increased public scrutiny about Epstein. I'm gonna cut you off there. It's not unclear It's very clear. They went to that camp Not mystic the one that um To that comic Maria Bamford went to that Epstein camp in New York If you're wondering why she's like that Marie Bamford hilarious. She's not doing a character She's really how she is and she went to that camp. I don't think I don't know if it's a specific Epstein law She went there dude. I'm not making that up Okay, whatever. Oh interlocking. Yes, that's the camp. Okay, but okay, where he attended summer camp was a teenage the book under glass thing is I was trying to get at Duncan because did you know down by Cuba and Florida? like Papa Hemingway and Colonel Sanders daughter and Jacques Cousteau's daughter and Guillain It's a dark journalist calls it the hot zone. That's where they're all looking for Atlanta's shit And do you know on the boat that Hemingway's brother was on he had a Alice in Wonderland under glass Looking glass that is Lewis Carol you always hear the Alice in Wonder when you hear about a weird like this story that that Darryl's telling if we were Let's say pretend we're real spies and we go we're through the looking glass people. Do you hear that reference? Sure? Lewis Carol big pet by the way Okay, and it's not unclear that it's like still believe in Michael Jackson. You dumb shit. Oh Yeah, no, yeah, I feel bad for guys that legitimately spoon with boys Because of the liars about like he just boon with him. Yeah, right. Those are the two sides of Gandhi did the same thing. He's basically Gandhi and he held it in But anyway, so do you there's this slavery thing that you pick with us and those reptilians did you say that there's some AI involvement with that? Yeah, they have like a tech in them that it's like an AI consciousness and it's basically Leading them and they have to follow it. There's slaves to it. It's what John Lilly talked about by the way the creator of the Flotation tank he he had these visions about this exact thing like an AI coming to earth Way before even AI was here. He talked about this. Okay, so Darryl. Do you know anything about John Lilly? No, no, he's like what's that movie that's bait? Well, William. Oh God. Oh God altered states juicy altered states It's about John Lilly. William her plays like the most obnoxious man on earth eating Well, he's John Lilly John Lilly's dad was a creep and John Lilly and if I encourage you to read J. R. Sweet's book Mormon Monarch or if you don't want to buy the book which you shook is more detailed go on his website Mormon Monarch dot com. I think John Lilly got Brett. Can you look up John Lilly breast implants? I think he fucked dolphins Let's get to the let's not bury the lead. He's a dirty dolphin fucker. Oh, so that's bad who was involved specifically in MK Ultra and J. R. Sweet when his Mormon grandpa. Yeah, this creep when his Mormon grandpa took him to Disneyland So that he says the ride in the book look look look. Is that John Lilly? Yes, no way. Yes. What do you mean? No way? Are we looking at John Lilly's tits here? He's probably the corpse he's fucking with They're probably dolphin. Can you enlarge that please? Let's get to the point What that is what is that for? I just need to tell you if you right now. Okay, when Jerry sweet would go on the Disney ride where they divert the kids to get him Okay, ultra John Lilly would appear on the screen. Maybe with this very picture much like the Willy Wonka movie and there you go You are about to embark on a journey You got to read this guy's thing. It's so creepy and I know Disneyland did that because Colonel McGregor You might have seen him on a lot of new shows. He says it Jimmy Nord didn't believe me until he saw Colonel McGregor talking about it Because of course the CIA is involved in that fucking shit all your favorites are CIA look at this creep Well, he's got fucking those some about them glasses dude. I don't know why they're all with them glasses, but there's a frame There's an 80s pedo frame. The dolphin he fucked was of age And they okay, that's fair and I apologize for yelling. I'm not against adult dolphins and okay I'm really a really into Greek wisdom So this fucker John Lilly died addicted to ketamine when I first heard the wild stories about him I'd look it up to see what other people said and some guys Yeah, he had these crazy stories and he was always on ketamine now who else is on ketamine whole time? Oh Kanye West and came on our victim Who else like ketamine is a dissociative you leave your body? The government has experimented with these if you listen to those thing about Michael Akito. Oh Or any UFO shit Lizard Linda Molten how have you ever taken it? What ketamine? Of course. What am I a fucking vert? I don't know. I just said I'm only a front virgin not everything virgin ketamine Tunnels of type. Okay. Anyway, John jungle is a piece of shit that helped do this programming on people in disney land If you listen to Darrell story now, I don't really care if he really meant to move or not If I have the ability to to put the memory in your head like that. It's the same fucking thing and The thing that we're I'm not gonna be able to figure out from this But I want it. I should figure out these underground bases are real they're part of continuity government Which we cover in last episode. Yes, if Walt Disney's involved and he's an occultist in CV would the guy that you made funny joke about what it's like at Disney CV would the occultist who also designed Lake Havis here by the way Designed that it's designed to trap the minds of children. It's designed for that. So underground with no supervision What do you fucking think? What kind of amusement park could they make remember how Al the show Al the puppeteer They had to dig have trenches in the stage because the audience wasn't allowed to see the the guy working the puppet Which was ridiculous because you know, it's so easy to act with the puppet But this guy was obsessed that they had to think alf was real. Oh, yeah, that's the most and they start. Yeah, Darrell Yeah, I died while I was talking Darrell Darrell, what do you what do you think about this because Metzger is presenting like something maybe even more sinister? Have you ever had to talk less in an interview than me Metzger for real Darrell for the worst did you ever think Do you ever think like what he's saying is like maybe none of this was real But it was real in the sense that you were on a sound stage designed to look like the moon I've thought of that but just because of all the people I ran into like in the undergrad I mean on the base itself one time a guy only have like a day left in the command And he called me over to his room in the barracks and he sat me down and he said you join something called the secret space program Don't you remember that and I said no and he said Michael a keynote torture you for two days and all these people that act like they're your friend They know it and they don't tell you doesn't that piss you off and so I have all these other just from events just being on the base itself I mean that doesn't a relevant ties Metzger's like well, I don't know Look because Truman show this why I'm saying this because Kathy O'Brien who is an MK monarch. She kept saying NASA. Oh outer space. They're into interspace And so I'm going to relate this to a cuckoo dream that I had okay, which which um you know the ones that you remember forever kind of weirdo dreams Yeah, but this one sticks with me and and I think it's like a lot I don't think it's like a memory of going somewhere but waiting outside my house There's like this guy in black and a big limo and he goes The old he said the old man he called it the old man Invites you to contemplate either the universe of the galaxy. I don't remember which So I go in the in the limo and there's a fucking okay, I don't know if it's an ant or a manteed or a flat It was like shifting. Okay. It's a guy. It's in a suit Okay, and it's an insect head, but it is kind of but it's also like more than that I don't know how to describe it. That's the old man and he goes like this he goes Like it was like a popping sound and I was inside of his head and it was space and I was supposed to do it too. Okay, I'm like alright. I'll try it and I'll go It's almost it's not like holding your breath, but the closest thing is that right? I like this. I heard like a pop And we were surrounded by fucking space. Okay, then I black out in this dream I never blacked out any dream then when I come to I'm at a thing that looks like a fucking dojo dude, okay? And I'm I know as a teenager. I don't know how old it had to be Cubescent because of the samurai location Bunch of kids were guy like people my age boys We're all on our knees on like the step in like a long row and there's a like a satin pillow in front of each of us, okay? And we're all just sitting there staring ahead and I and I but I look at the side of them like Oh, my nuts will be awake like I'm the only one awake There's the guy in the suit again, and the first thing I'm like the old man tricked me I don't know why I thought and then okay with with the guy in the suit They're like man in black looking fed. There's a fucking Dwarf in a karate guy Okay, okay, they're walking up up the pagoda thing and they go up to each each teen boy and the and they're we're just standing there like nothing And the fucking dwarf rings their neck and they fall in their head. It's the pillow And I'm like what the fuck are they doing? Like this is a very detailed dream. It's not why I never got it Yeah, so they're walking towards and and then the dwarf gets to me. I'm like well, fuck that jump Let's do it with the dwarf gets to me. I grabbed him. I started ringing his net By the way, I don't know where the man in black went. That's why I don't think it's a memory, but a dream I'm sort of ringing his neck, okay, and he goes how much you there's no take care of you And then the next it cut to I'm in some kind of facility running and I'm running away from This kind of beast. I know it's there like I could you know when a dream you could see three all around sure I'm running through all these things and there's this huge thing that Later when I look at that William Blake Bam off. Yeah, it was that later. I saw that I think it's a psychological thing But it's so fucking weird and haunting and I don't know what the fuck it is because I think like okay There's some I can see the psychology of it, but I'm like maybe it's not either or Sarah What do you think guys that possible? Did you know the old man? It's possible I mean, there's some possibility that Kurt was also in this program and just we were both engaged Don't are you forgetting things? I'm I'm just I don't think I went to the moon and bang and got banged down Well, I don't remember anything and it sounds like it all got Darrow Darrow what do you think do you think it's possible Kurt and I have also been in this program, but we don't have any of our memories Of course and I remember when I joined the program the petty office of the watch who first interviewed me He asked me he said were you homeschooled and I said no and he goes well I guess you just slipped through the crack so it seems like they try to pick up people when they're kids Well, I was home college my exo Robert, yeah, I was the finder dude It's not my friend Brooke. There was in gate in college Texas They took all the kids in a darkened room and made them get in a hot air balloon basket and there's a big screen and she goes and then We were like floating over Italy. That's lost your members. So when she told me that I was like what I don't even know To make of that now I do I think it's some remote viewing thing and Nicholas that German guy that I talked it down the phone about What I'm just looking for commonalities, right? And if you know about the Astral, you know, Dale just made that like for that's in a lot of A cult traditions. I'll tell you my dream. This is why your story freaks me out though I don't think I was smart enough to get into any of these programs. I don't think I was smart at least I wasn't smart enough to lay pipe on the moon, but I did have a dream that I remember just like that what I woke up Okay, I was in some kind of stasis stasis chamber. I knew I wasn't supposed to be awake. Mm-hmm. I look out the window. It's deep space Some I just know you're not supposed to be awake right now like you're not and then Sound we how old are you in this tree? What how old are you and when does that when did I dream this? Yeah? This is when I was like very addicted to ketamine I was having dreams like this and I woke up in this weird chamber It was on a ship and then I how much ketamine how much ketamine was I doing? Oh my god I'm just asking just to understand like what do you mean? So are he was on salvia and lived a 20-year marriage? Daryl may or may not have had a 20-year space program These drugs do this to you inner space is a thing. I don't know that it's an either or this wasn't a ketamine experience This was like a dream in the midst of like doing ketamine for like two years straight Yep, I'm saying that you do so much that it pops you Is it associated so it's it's like oh yeah, you would go on the mother shit. You would see the same. Yeah Lots of people on ketamine at the experience you go on the mother shift Feel the flower. I didn't know you were nation of Islam Okay, how did you not know that Darryl? I can't I can't see my tramp stamp. I cannot apologize enough to Darryl and the viewers for the words Darryl this is a horrible interview both of us deserve. Oh, it's wonderful. Great. You're doing a good job. Well You didn't see what we did the Tanner's friend buster here What it's look. Okay, wait, so The thing is there's just I'm really impressed with you man. I think The your patients really is a testament to to you as a person because I would have faked like Is it better or worse they're being disemboweled than playing guitar naked for a lizard? For okay, wait so so the tight so Go through the celebrities because that's the thing we're gonna get comments of interrupting you while you're first sure And we're gonna get about interrupting. Okay, and I'm gonna make a moon TMZ intro. That's gonna be hysterical to go into it, but The first celebrity so is Tom Cruise, which is a trainer chrome dealer the chrome dealer. Uh-huh. Jack White. Okay, what else? Tom Hanks he told me was like the kingpin and that whole thing where him and his wife were in Australia Yeah, they said they had the the flu they were actually executed there Oh, okay, so I've heard this that allow these people have been executed and there's clones. I mean, what would be the point of that, like, has my question, of cloning them? I have no doubt, Tom Hanks, by the way, is the-- Tory Story 5. Think of what he wants for that. You got to fucking-- Yeah, you got to pay him so much money. I don't want to hear your Oliver tree conspiracies right now. I want to talk to you. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, wait, wait. So, okay, so these are the places to clone, but why would they do that? Well, he said that it's not only-- that people have to be taught a lesson. He said that the way our DNA works is we have DNA memory, but it's only like traumatic events that, like, change our DNA memory. Epigenetics, yes. Yeah, we actually have memory of, like, the plague. We're going to keep this memory of the whole coronavirus, you know, getting walked down and all that stuff. We're going to keep that. And, yeah, he said that basically, the way he brought it up was-- it's like two chess masters, and, like, the winner knows he's going to win in four moves, and then the loser knows he's going to lose in four moves, but the loser wants to seed. Like, he won't give up. He won't just give up the game. So, they're taking ponds. The whole thing with the fires in Australia that caused the qualifiers to be, like, an endangered species and stuff. We're in a third of Australia's burning down. He told me that. I brought that up a while back. And, yeah, it's just them. They don't want to give up. They don't want to lose, like, they're scared, and they don't want to lose. So, the chess thing he said-- So, that's the Masonic chess board. And, the lie of Q and on. So, the great El Ron Hubbard said, there's the players. The first is the pieces that don't know that the pieces on the board. There's the players, so that's, like, the kind of high-rupting you. And, the game master doesn't have to obey the rules. That's El Ron Hubbard. You sound like Peter Tio or playing D&D. I sound like a piece of this is the same shit. Well, I mean, if you would play the game according to the rules, maybe you wouldn't have to correct you and everyone have a good time, don't you? I do play according to the rules. Peter Tio's been very good to you. I know you don't remember, because you sign that thing, but I want to tell you something. I don't remember saying that. We have a wonderful time in that island, and you embarrass yourself so badly with your behavior, that you ask him to erase your memory. And I don't even want to tell you how he erases it, but it's the moon, but it ain't the one Darryl's talking about it. [laughter] Okay, let's try it. Fuck it. It's very stupid. It's stupid. Okay, wait. Okay. Do you have any interesting things? Because-- Do you say any face sat me, so I got amnesia? Well, what Darryl's describing the chess board? And Darryl, look up Tracy Twyman, because when she was doing fucking Ouija board shit, oh, when she's doing Ouija board shit, and she's talking a cane, the black sun inside the earth, and he's trapped like General Zod in a 2D planar prison, his core self, all his choices in life, trapped in a 2D planar prison. So he's like, he's in a coma, and he goes, "Do not think I am alive. I'm not alive." Was the message issues getting like a being in a coma, because his course, that's why I say they're undead. Their core selves choices are done. They're stagnant now. Why are all these stories about, we need to breed with you, because we fucked up. Why? Because I think they all were people. Even though they're saying your snails, the lizards, I think that's their aetheric bodies or their like, dynoid personality, you know, you got, did they tell you about having a subtle body, because you said you went through some kind of transport where you saw like fleshy spiders, which I really stuck with me. Oh, no, it was, there was like, we're on a ship, and it was approaching the speed of light, and there's like, the shield on the ship, where it once you start approaching the speed of light, you kind of enter like, almost like, the spirit realm. And yeah, and there were, and this shield went down, and they're like, these fleshy spiders were telling you things that you wanted to know. What do they look like? What do you mean, fleshy spider? What does that look like? It was almost like, remember like that movie, they look, would the thing, yeah, oh, you mean it look, yeah, pulpy, but was there a face, like, face, yeah, like, if you look like face on like a spider body, yeah, and, and what was it saying to you? It was saying things like, I can tell you why you joined the program, or I can tell you why you're like, I wanted to know like, why am I here? How did I get here? Like, telling me things that, gross, I really wanted to know. God. Did you ever see Dunkin's cartoon? What was it called on Netflix? Because remember all that wacky shit you had in that, that's what I think of what I thought of when I heard him tell him this about this. But I could tell you why you did this, like a cutscene in your cartoon. And why did you see it? Like, what were they putting you through that you saw that? No, it was just that the ship was approaching the speed of light. Oh, so you just start seeing shit? Yeah, like, there's like a nut, there's a shield over the ship, and the shield went down, and we just started seeing like all these astral beings like here on the ship. Every astronaut says they see dead, you know, all these astral stories where they, this hallucination of course, right, but they see dead loved ones. Yeah. Wow. Darryl. And it's everything you want to know. Yeah. All right. So look, we burned up. We got to wrap it up, man. Well, that's great. I'm telling you, it's like, look, people have interviewed Darryl better than we did. I don't think so. But this is, I feel like, but the thing is, so you can watch those, and I already did, it's just that I, I want to talk to them because of it because it was like, look, let's just say, let's just say we're just having a good time playing a larp. But the details in this story, do you hear how they trigger other trains of thought that? I love it. Yeah, like, I just want to hear something where I'm not like, I know you're lying to me. I'm bored already. It'd be crazy to hear what he said if we let him talk longer. I can do another spell. Great. Well, just get going back. Okay. Look, we were in a program. He's going to block your fucking number. Okay. Look, me and Doug were in gate, but we're like virgins still for some reason. We didn't fuck everything in the universe, Darryl. Sorry. If I wanted, if I wanted my veteran friend to think, Darryl, thank you so much for your, for your time. You're, it's really cool talking to you. Yeah, these last two are fucking great, dude. They're good ones. Anytime I can. God, thank you. All right. Take care, brother. Thank you. Well, that's a look. I feel like I saw, well, I don't know why we, this is a four-club podcast again. I'm not saying it's trauma because I was on the moon, and it's all bringing, coming back to the moon. You listen. I leave that to the people to say. Leave it to the people and maybe whether or not you got on the moon is a state of mind more than anything else. It's like, that's what I learned it. I bet and mood is imminent. It's never been. Thank you all so much for tuning in to another episode of the mystery and your welcome. And you're welcome. God bless you. I'm Trevor St. Kurp, with me as always, is Saint Crank of the Third Veil. Mick Blucifer of the Third Veil. And to finish things up, a little song. No, no, no. Look, I don't want to be charged with anything. That's what we have to do. You don't look in porno's. Those girls are like, I had a great time. They didn't. They were obviously assaulted. But they're stunned. They're in shock. Yeah. He's fine. I'm trying to explain the bit to Duncan. So because people are going to have a bad taste in their mouth. I got it. I had to warn Dale back. So I'm like, I don't know if he wants to be associated with what we just did. Yeah. And I mean, you know, he's not a saint himself. He's on the moon, fucking slaves. Am I bad for going to Asia massage parlors, like right after this? After you heard that. Hey, everybody. Yeah, well, I just want everybody to know number one. I am an adult legally. I'm over 21 years of age. You can look up my records and everything, and I'm an adult, and I also want to say I love the mystery boys podcast so much, ha, ha, ha, it's so funny and out with Duncan and Kurt. You learned so much. You have to say the word consent, please. And also I considered everything that happened to me in the bathroom, what I can remember, and also what I did remember. You know, when I signed up for the mystery boys, Patriot, and they put me in the sweepstakes, I sure didn't expect that they meant what they were going to do to me, what they did to me. I thought it was so kind of. It was good. It was good. Just cut the thing here. It was good what they did to me. Everything they did to me was good. It was good. And I paid for it in Dogecoin. No. I paid for it in Dogecoin and Doge, and I will. and I will. and free chat the builder, everybody, okay, hi, I just want to say God bless America. And please stop the facing the reflecting pool. Goodbye, everybody. Oh God. Oh God. You gotta cut that. Don't. Please, I want to go home. I just want to go home now. Look, look, look, look. Please. You didn't do it. You didn't do it. You didn't reveal it. Or Trump tried to bribe you. I didn't do it. You did what we told you. I knew what you told me. Okay, and you're doing great. And you know what? Every day you're working you're dead off. Every day you get closer to working at that off. Don't send me back to the room. I love you. Plus, I love you. Listen. Do you want me to play guitar now? No. No. Beautiful. I want you. I can play guitar. No. I just want to dance with you. Can't bring out the flute, man. Please. Let me play guitar. Well, you'll be doing some flute play. Don't worry about that. Oh, no. Listen. I'm so proud of you. I know. Look. Look. I'm the only one that cares about you. You know that. You're not your parents back and kids. How did you put sunscreen in my eyes? Okay. Okay, let's just do that, okay, let's try love you, but you are talking crazy. I don't know when did that I mean look at you look at yourself. So what do you sound crazy? I mean we can get you help if you want You do need help and look we all care about you here at the show. We all care about you. I can't feel my legs. Well that look I know look someone with your condition they forget things. Yeah, they think things that happen that didn't have no one's playing me for that of course That's right right right complex America. That's right. And you know what you're going to be just like we promise you're going to be president one That'll be president. We are going to match you up with the perfect gal. Yeah, a real tread And when I mean tread, I mean she's got right wing titties beautiful titties. Okay, we're not talking about We want to talk about you know, and I know Game of Gate effect as you and they try to show these like flat chest I think something terrible is coming Something terrible is coming everybody. We can't say it all the time. This is the only way we could say it. You should be Story of water Buster buster buster. Come on. You're spinning. Sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, listen to me. You are going to be president You know you're loved once you love them. You are going to be married to a big tidbit. I mean I look to the sky the sun is wrong Just the light is wrong. Buster. I need your focus. Can you not see Can you not see anything? Do you No, I don't want to call his song. Oh please, please. Oh Don't send me back. Don't send me back. Don't send me back. Don't send me back. Don't send me back. Please I like Mr. Piker's special call Well, I don't know what else to do with you because I'm trying to talk to you and you're talking like You have never had a wife. Julia. You sound crazy. Buster Listen, we all care about you. My throat is clogged with tears Buster Okay, I don't want to make this clear, Buster. We staged you're at an intervention. That's clear to you, right? You've been doing a lot of ketamine Do you know what you said to me, Buster? I You said that you did so much ketamine that you saw astral beings. Do you remember that? No, I don't remember that at all I know because you're on ketamine, right? Is it dissociative? Yeah, okay. So whatever you remember whatever pictures in your head It's probably horseshit honey. Listen, listen, you got to focus on the future. We're gonna need a new president Don't you want to be president? Do you want to be a president or not? I hear the among you. Let's go That's called a presidential run in 2028 The Dark Horse candidate Buster. Oh look at his hot blonde bigoted wife He looks just like Erica Kirk and is also named Erica Kirk. Oh, yeah, I love Erica Kirk We give out a lot of Erica Kirk's to people and it's never not worked out one time well at one time But the point is it's gonna work out with you and I want you to hear what Where's what? What did you ask me? Okay. Do you want to be the president? Yes, I do. Yes, you do That's exactly what a president would say you see Buster you're getting better. Oh, okay I want you we're gonna do a nice sign off to the nice people We're gonna cut all that silliness because I don't want you to be embarrassed You've seen Kanye right you see what he looks like I don't want to be like Kanye Well, you hit the galaxy gas pretty hard and I had it you don't remember this but I talked you out of giving getting metal teeth Buster You're gonna try to be a black and decker pecker record like a hack joke You embarrassed me in front of my friend Darryl James by the way, but I know I forgave you already You're look Hey look we need each other Buster and one day you're gonna be the the most what the most powerful man in the world is the name Is the name of the title you're gonna get what is your breath smell like my ass I'm gonna turn that around you Buster. How do you know what you're asking? I was like Okay, listen Just I need you to see the word consent so he can go home Hey, what other Now play the president music while he comes Goodbye everybody and don't forget to dream and remember it's a small small world Anybody can be an astronaut except for women Good night , Mr. Boyz are so cute ears for you Betty Kuroki the green booming cat spooky ghost mummy sex fighter And style