But Daddy I Love Him: Friday, July 17th, 2026

Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Hope everybody's having an amazing fifth day. Oh, it's exciting. Yom HaShishi. It's Yom HaShishi. Yom HaShishi. No, I'm not going to take the Lord's name in vain. You did it, but I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't take the Lord's name in vain. Oh my God, are you accusing me? You did it. The thing is, I'm not a vain person, so I can never say something and have it be in vain. I meant it in the moment. And also, it's not in vain that we're saying it on our huge platform. Publicizing the nays. Publicizing the Lord. I obviously, I'm incapable of saying anything in vain. When it comes to the Lord. I'm so, one thing I'm so serious about is my Lord. That's beautiful. Oh my God. Happy Friday, everybody. Happy Friday. Everybody. Everybody in the club getting tipsy. Don't take T-Pain in vain. Yes, it's Friday. We're in like exceptional moods because why not? Because I think of the Friday's nature of the day. We've got the Shabbos upon us. We're just going to relax. We're just going to relax into the weekend. I hope everybody has some amazing weekend plans. I personally don't, which excites me. But I feel like there's a lot for us to do this weekend. Like a lot of options to pull from. Yeah, I'm thinking beach. I'm just, I'm overwhelmed at the possibilities. And that's what's so exciting about a Friday. Like, who knows? Maybe I'll do nothing and then on Sunday I'll be like, I wasted the weekend. But right now in this moment, I have potential. It's true. Did you watch any more Elle last night? No. You didn't? No, I didn't. I really wanted to hear more of your thoughts. I finished it. I'm not compelled to do it. I don't even know if I'm going to pick it back up. Oh, I just want to know more of your thoughts. Like, if you could, like, I want you to just watch a few more episodes just to, like, really decide that you don't want to watch it. I am going to watch Five Star Weekend before. Oh, well, then you're going to miss the momentum and, like, I'll be over it by then. But I finished last night and it's just so good. Of course, I hated how it ended. Of course, I did. But, you know, it's never too late to, like, undo what was done. Of course, season two. You would actually, like, I actually like the last episodes. Does she move back to Bel-Air? She does for a time. Like, it's a bit of a spoiler, but, like, it's fine. It's not really, like, a plot-driven show. It's more about fives. Yeah, oh, yeah. So there is, like, a lot of Bel-Air. Like, she goes back to school and, like, there's a lot of, like, California. But you know what? It's, of course, she, like, misses Seattle. Of course. In what fucking world? But, like, I miss Seattle for her, too. Oh, my God. Corny as hell. No, it's, like, and they said it's so good. It's, like, you have to go, like, where the friction is. Like, she's already conquered L.A. Like, this is boring to her. As she said, like, it's very expected. Like, it's not challenging. And, like, in Seattle, she was tapping into, like, new reservoirs of herself and really growing. But she can't stay there for that long because the L that we know is, like, a Bel-Air girl. Well, she does go to. UCLA. C-U-L-A. C-U-L-A. So she goes back to California. But I think she, like, acquires a lot of this depth through the challenges that she has to go through in Seattle. And I know. It's funny that, like, Seattle is, like, the hardest city in the world. It's the hardest place. Like, it's Afghanistan. You know? Like, Seattle. Yeah. She had to move to Seattle. And that's why people are, like, why all this Seattle bashing this week? You guys, like, we didn't start it. The show L did. Yeah. The show L, like, pitted. If she had moved to, like, Miami, it wouldn't be this, like. The show L pitted Seattle against the rest of the world. They just did that. Absolutely. And, of course, like, she goes back to Bel-Air because she's a little bit, like, run out of town, out of Seattle. And I just want to say, everyone in Seattle is disgusting. Agreed. for not having her back. Like, what she did, I can understand, was, like, a little bit awkward. But if you just, like, asked a couple questions about the timeline, like, she could be forgiven. And what she had done previous to that in terms of, like, earning her stars in Seattle, like, she literally saved the whole fucking town. Like, you disgusting bastards. And that no one had her back. Like, they're not worthy of her friendship. So, like, Dustin, fuck you. Liz, seriously? After Donna, seriously? And then Miles. Like, of course, I expect more from Miles. Of course. I expect more from Miles. However, like, I think he was feeling, like, insecure because it's, like, I think he can't believe that she likes him. So when she found out, he found out she had, like, said these things about Seattle, I think it was, like, he was just so hurt. Not so much, like. Not that I'm taking it personally. Like, I think less, like, I'm mad at you and more, like, oh, my gosh, like, did you ever, do you even like me? No, so I just feel like I've now seen the whole series. No, and it's, like, I'm not going to not spoil it because I know you're not going to finish it and I just need to talk about my true thoughts. So, yeah, the way that it ended, like, I ship Ellen Miles, I ship Ellen Dustin's friendship, I do. Like, I think he's a good friend and he's a nice guy. He's really grown on me. But, like, Elle and Miles, like, I just need him to profess his love to her. I need to know everything he thinks about her because he really loves her. Oh, my gosh. And, like, Shannon. Who the fuck is Shannon? Did you ever meet Shannon? Remind me. She's, like, the nice girl who's friends with Kimberly. I don't know if you ever met her. Who's Kimberly? The mean girl. Oh, oh, no, I didn't mean a nice senior. She gave her a basket. No. No, I have no idea what you're talking about. I was watching. I was watching Braxton Berrios. You know he's on the Giants now. One of my favorite things is, like, the social media of NFL teams. Like, I know it's just, like, a bunch of swirlies who run those accounts. And they did this, like, very high-quality video where they sat all the players down and gave them a bag of makeup and was like, tell us what this does. And, of course, like, none of them knew what it was. Except for Braxton. They did choose some, like, harder stuff. It wasn't, like, a lipstick. It was, like, a heatless curler satin thing for your head. Like, he knew every single one. I couldn't believe he knew the heatless curler. It's not like he said, like, you put it in your hair. He's, like, the heatless curler. Wow. They also, of course, they had, like, eyeshadow pouts. The video was cracking me up. Pedicure, like, those things you put between your toes. He's a good boyfriend. It was a good moment for him. Like, the video, the comments were lighting up for him. Yeah, he's supportive. He pays attention to his girlfriends. He's on a good team. Work. Jackson Claude Dart was there. He didn't know a lot of them. Okay, that's also attractive. Yeah, right. It's attractive to know and not know. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah, I forgot that he got traded to the Giants. From where? Texas, remember? The Houston Texans? No. I think that's really what broke up their relationship. Oh, oh, Braxton. After the Dolphins. I thought you meant Jackson. Jackson and Braxton. Oh, I don't know about Jackson. Jackson and Braxton and Paxton. I only know Jackson Claude. I know Paxton. You know, a lot of people think your son's name is actually Paxton. Oh, yeah. Do you want to clear up the rumors? And then a lot of people were then confused, thinking that maybe Olivia named her baby Paxton. Or, like, when I just talk about Paxton, they were like, well, who's Paxton? Who's this mysterious individual? Max is called Paxton. Don't ask questions. Ruben is called Sandwich. That one kind of is, like, obvious why we call him Sandwich. He's a Ruben Sandwich. Yeah. Paxton's kind of obvious, too. Yeah. Like, Max, Pax, Fax, Pax. Like, Paxton. Max and Paxton, Hax and Laxon. It's Paxton. Paxton. So, yeah. Just to clear up confusion. If I'm ever talking about Paxton, I am talking about my son. Olivia did not name her son Paxton. She named her son Jonathan. Did we ever tell people that? Maybe on the Patreon. Oh, speaking of Patreon, new episode just dropped. We did a whole studio transformation. I'm sure you've noticed. We've made quite a lot of improvements here. But if you want to, like, the behind-the-scenes, like, what it took. We went to HomeGoods. What went into every detail, every decision. Lots of behind-the-scenes sort of industry type of content. And, like, car vlogging, having fun, snacking, swirling, singing. Snacking. We did a little snack taste test. They have really unique snacks at HomeGoods. Yeah, so it's really fun and swirly. Check it out. Patreon's kind of, like, blowing up this month. It's Patreon summer, I would say. Yeah, it is. Like, I expect mostly vlogs. Yeah. We're all together. Like, Ben's cooking. There's really, like, no plan for non-vlogs. Yeah. It just doesn't feel like the vibe. Yeah, and, like, we'd have to come to the studio. I hear it. Oh, right. I remembered the other day that Nicole Kidman, because I saw this, like, great video of Keith Urban. He was, like, performing at a concert. He, like, got into the crowd. He, like, loves his job. Yeah. He loves his love. And I forgot in that moment that, like, they broke up and they had that weird thing. Remember when he was, like, singing lyrics and they sang, he'd say that he cheated on her and now she's with Paul Salem, businessman of the week? That's, like, I just feel like that whole thing was unnecessary. Which part? Them breaking up. Like, what are you doing? Well, it would be unnecessary if they were, like, back together. No, I just feel like the world was more cohesive and a better place, like, when they were married. It was this stable thing. I actually feel like as much as we thought it would be, like, this destabilizing thing. Oh, nothing. Nobody moved? Sort of, like, nobody moved. That's interesting. I feel destabilized. You do? Yeah. It's true. Because it washed over me when I was watching this video. I was like, can I enjoy this? I love. Who do you go with in the divorce? If you had to choose? Nicole. Really? Yeah. I think I go with Keith. Oh, wow. Yeah. She doesn't support women. I've said that many times. I know. If you're new here, know again. Oh, if you're new here, there's so much to tell you. First of all, welcome. We're so happy to have you. Welcome to the Morning Toast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the Morning Toast. Jackie and I are your hosts. We are actually sisters. True sisters. Blood relatives. There is someone out there listening right now that doesn't know that we are sisters. Like, dead ass, grew up in the same house, bloodlines, the whole thing. Jackie's older than me. A lot of people- Oh, another fun fact that people might not expect. A lot of people think I'm older. But actually, these days, I think I act older. I feel like for a while, it was unclear. And also, you have three kids. I have one. Yeah. I think that's maybe more clear now. What else can we tell you? We are part-time podcasters, part-time models. No, I've quit modeling. Oh, you've left the industry behind. I've hung up my hat. Eyelash curler. Yeah, no, I'm not modeling anymore. I feel like that's for the best. I don't enjoy it. I wasn't- jobbing my love like anytime that we had like modeling but one thing you should know about us is that we job our love we love our jobs and we job our love absolutely and I had to stop modeling because it just wasn't like bringing me joy I feel like a lot of girls in the industry face that yeah so I'm like focusing on other elements of like my business and in your career I've pivoted from modeling yeah I feel that I'm still very much like in the industry booking gigs and stuff but just know I'm like not happy about it do you ever think like you'll leave the modeling world absolutely yeah when I meet my like tech founder boyfriend my Evan Spiegel like that's the best way to graduate from the modeling industry like the Miranda yeah Kerr model yeah a lot of Jasmine I mean they all sort of do yes there comes a time where it's time to find your like founder you could be with a rock star oh I mean Jasmine's husband is like a diplomat like I don't know what he does but you could do a 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wasn't a big deal ben i was like totally fine did you i don't even want to know like what's going on and we're all good do you drive all the way here just to switch cars and okay that's unnecessary that's just a little unnecessary because i did ask you to go set up the water table so you can go do that now yeah set up the water table bye that was very like where did he come from i've never never come from that door they're from the control room oh god he probably unplugged something at least he had the decency to wait till the ads were done i think that's what he was doing you think i think so i'm i'm credit to him i'm shaking at the thought of him being in the control room they should just make sure everything's still plugged in he ben just has a way of like unplugging things with his mind yeah yeah like matilda yes speaking of paranormal activity the birds oh we haven't even discussed the air quality oh my god you guys okay yeah we live in new york and there's like a wildfire in ontario that is affecting us personally it's affecting i was also talking to our friend who's in michigan and she said her really sky is so bad i know it's really bad in the city and people are like actually being encouraged to stay inside the last like four days i thought like four days ago we were getting a thunderstorm so i'm like oh it's like kind of cloudy yeah a little orange and then it started to smell and turns out like we are getting the smoke from the ontario wildfire and we're like oh my god we're getting a thunderstorm and we're getting a wildfires the air quality is so bad like obviously things are worse for the people in ontario and i don't want to complain north of between here and ontario but so crazy this happens like every now and then it happens every summer like one afternoon like there's a cloudy but for it to be going on almost four or five days is so crazy and up until today everyone's insisted the aqi the air quality index has been totally fine you could be outside yeah it just like looks and smells right but like it's not harmful but today the aqi is very high it's so spooky not to be like complaining because i know there's like animals probably dying maybe even i can't go outside i can't swim like it's my summer break yeah um i hope everyone's okay wildfires stay the craziest thing yeah they really do and then jackie was saying the other day that people who start wildfires because like obviously some of them are man-made and some of them are i was looking into it uh between 85 and 90 percent of wildfires are man-made arson not arson oh some a lot are accidental so of course of course you know you left your camp ground going your hair iron so i take back what i said due to those people no it's like what percentage of wildfires are arson so um in the u.s intentional ignition typically makes up about 10 to 15 percent that's like still a lot a lot 85 to 90 is like debris burning unintended campfires yeah but friction like rain that's not man-made fireworks no that's like natural causes yeah yeah cigarettes yeah see kylie's smoking a lot of cigarettes well she said that she was gonna i feel like she said it on therapist as like a soft launch being like if you see me in a carousel with a cigarette saying yesterday she posted a cigarette also reading a script yeah people are wondering what the secret project is well she wants to do some more acting okay no but she can do like she can dabble because she did a great job with charlie xcx she did do a great job and her boyfriend is timothy and if she wants to dabble she can dabble okay it's not like kim like turning her life upside down while also trying to become a lawyer and have four children well let's dive into the stories because i have a lot to say about kim and skims yeah and also wanting to now be the next meryl streep that's different this is a hobby for kylie let's dive into the stories because i have some things to say about kim okay so first story chris jenner announces the death of her mother mary jo mj shannon at the age of 91 so chris posted yesterday a photo of mj saying today we said goodbye to my beautiful mommy mj she wrote a very long caption that's very beautiful i'm going to read most of it she said there are no words that could ever capture what she has meant to me or the heartbreak of having to say goodbye my mom was the heart of our family she taught me everything that truly matters to love your family fiercely to be kind to show up for the people you love and to never take a single moment together for granted she taught us that family is everything she showed us how to love unconditionally and how to find joy in little moments she showed me how to face life's challenges with resilience and faith mom thank you for every sacrifice you made every piece of wisdom you shared and every moment you loved us so completely i will miss our daily talks your smile your laughter our hearts are broken but we find comfort knowing that love like yours never truly leaves us this caption is really beautiful and i want to read it because we we read a lot of junk on this show but these are like really great life lessons in here and she obviously did an amazing job of being a mother and a grandmother and they love and respect her so much and the legacy that she's left is literally unbelievably insane so if we can get any pearls of wisdom from this woman it's we should read them it's also like if you're a kardashian fan like mj's been around for a while and we've sort of like known she's like had health issues they talk about it a lot she's like just sort of like frail little woman much old she's nine she's much older so we've sort of like known this day was coming but it almost like never came like she really chris took amazing care of her um and i just know chris is like devastated chris is like very existential like whenever the girls are like having a good time she'll start crying and like once you become a mom you'd like understand exactly why and i remember once when she was like they were like why are you crying she was like well because you're all doing this and like one day i'm not going to be here and it was just like very upsetting to hear her so she's definitely like very emotional about like time and age and i just know she's devastated like i feel so sad for her i feel so sad for her too and chris is uh oh 70 now right she just did her and she had her kids really young and it's seven double zero birthday right oh right but so she's lived 70 years with her mother like which is such a blessing some people don't get that like then to now not i know it's so sad there was also like a little weirdness with kim's instagram she's been like at the lake with lewis hamilton like posting videos of them kissing and him with her kids and like nobody cares like i'm telling you like this couple's just like not impactful in any real way um and kim posted at like noon that like a carousel of lewis and water skiing lake life it was a carousel of their week at the lake and then two hours later chris posted that mj had passed away so it was like well kim like when when that story went up like mj had probably passed away and kim probably already knew it like the timing was really strange now we know kim like pre-scheduled her instagrams and it's like a whole thing her flow but it's like are we still doing that in this day and age so she then updated her caption because people were commenting like this is weird like didn't your grandmother just pass away and she updated her caption just to address like oh this was scheduled like obviously like we're and then lewis hamilton posted a carousel from the lake too with a caption like hold your loved ones near and dear like i just think it's weird why can't they let the lake content go i don't know or post it in a month like yeah it's like they had to get the lake content up but people were like oh my god they're like oh my god they're like oh i'm telling you like we don't care yeah you can skip it yeah it's a little just like shallow and i feel like all the things that people say about kim that i really don't believe like it's just like a little self-indulged and like i don't know i don't want to like judge like i i think you know no one's hurting more than them chris and them like these people commenting why did you post the lake like they don't care about mj more than kim does no of course they're not more devastated than kim is but like i also find it weird to be like scheduling personal content do you know what i mean like i know businesses schedule and if you have a launch or whatnot but like an ad or it's like we're not going to post from the lake because we'll wait till we go home or whatever but like the idea that it's like all these like personal photos are my scheduling tool not that scheduling tools aren't like that ubiquitous that like she runs her personal account with a scheduling tool yeah and also like i know at the time like instagram was all about like flow and how frequently you post but i don't know it just seems ever since they like started to copy tiktok like it's more of like a free-for-all it's less curated it's less and so i just feel like it's not a great look that she uses a scheduling tool to post her personal content when her whole brand is like social media authenticity and like sharing everything that runs her account like i feel like the way i think of her account it's like nobody else would have the password you know right she really like it's hers and it is but a scheduling tool just sort of like takes a little bit of the mystery away yeah it just makes it like less authentic yeah so that was just like a weird thing but i know the girls are devastated this is so sad and like seriously wishing them the best i really am yeah also chris lost her sister like right i think that was probably a year ago like not so long ago so i think she's probably just having very hard like i love chris is my official like favorite kardashian she has been for a while it always changes but like chris is my favorite and i just know she's really upset like i know she's taking this really hard yeah i love her i really hope she's okay also mj's last name is shannon because she split from chris's dad howden when chris was seven so chris's stepdad harry shannon was like but chris never took her stepdad's name no and then i feel like chris got married young so she was never particularly attached to her maiden name and i think it's okay that we don't know it i think so too and i think she wants us to know her as chris jenner or chris kardashian yeah i love that she still goes by chris kardashian yeah or there was that episode where she was like i think i should go back to kardashian i actually agree only because like things were like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't with caitlyn like we're so bad um but i guess she's like as much of a kardashian as she is a jenner it's like an ex-husband yeah and with children no i mean and it's more recent like no she's like four kids but i feel like when she when she said it it was because the kardashian name was huge of course a jenner name is huge now too now too but when she said it it wasn't the girls were like in high school the pictures of jacob alordi and kendall in malibu like so happy i i want happiness for them and i just want like commitment and eternity that's also what i want for them the thing is if she's going to graduate from the modeling industry sometime soon that's there's not enough money there he's not no it's not a big offer but she has a lot of money yeah no she's fine and her family has many maybe they could help them maybe they could help them you know it'll be like the poor couple in the family yeah right um is she gonna fly home like because of mj oh or these old photos oh i don't know i'm sure she'll go home they were in malibu i think she's in maui i think i said i think it was malibu oh okay well let me just drive home yeah kylie was in malibu too so that actually tracks oh cute yeah very cute like seriously rest in peace mj you were a queen a true queen who like till the end had her bob on point yeah but also her insight you wanted to talk about legacy like that's a legacy how many grandkids well great grandkids like how many grandkids we just know chris and right the other side remember kim got her a wedding dress from oscar de la renta yeah so i don't even know how many grandkids and great grandkids but like when you think about like what her daughter and like grandchildren have built like it's really amazing rest in peace queen yes our next story another bit and bob from lurdvis wedding has leaked from pat mcafee thanks king i wouldn't realize it came from sir pat mcafee it did when i saw that i just thought there i guess he was yeah he's a big sports guy but i thought it was pat mcgrath and then i'm like cracking up was pat mcgrath there i don't know but they have very similar names no and pat mcgrath and taylor are like og friends everybody knows taylor's iconic red lip is pat mcgrath right so maybe pat mcgrath was there and that wasn't totally off base but pat mcafee let us know that avril lavigne performed at taylor swift and travis's wedding so he shared that avril lavigne played skater boy that's like ben's fucking dream yeah he said i guess me saying avril lavigne played skater boy was the first time that it came out but she was awesome he said to be clear those musicians really cool like oh thanks for clarifying one would just call out the other and then they would come up and just do their shit so i get it was like a little bit of like a open mic yeah i think also the night before they had like a lot of karaoke so like people just got up and sang their own songs sings other people's songs i don't know if this was like a full-on performance where like she had her band with her but i think a lot of people who are like also musicians sang yeah also an after party had karaoke ice spice he said performed too ice spice is so random to me yeah like she popped on the scene seemingly out of nowhere but like i'm not you know really into rap music so like maybe she had like an origin story that i wasn't familiar with she was the hottest thing on the planet like the fact that taylor got her like it was actually difficult for taylor to get her like it was and then she like disappeared i believe they called the flash in the pen yeah they say she's in the key asylum i think i don't think she like had enough success to be in that enough i personally like that song you think you're the shit bitch you're not even the fart like such a good lyric ew i know but it's such a good insult how about ew you think you're the shit bitch you're not even the fart that's disgusting i know i'm gonna start using it though like please okay fine fine like when ben comes in like you know with his car he's having a lot of success in his career like he comes in thinking like you think you're the shit bitch you're not even the fart that's mean i know and ben is the shit and the fart please stop please i beg of you should we tell everyone what ben did yesterday no we can't no we can't we can't we can't we'll tell you on patreon yeah okay next story a little taylor adjacent news i want to get your thoughts cindy sweeney posted her new undies for cern siren oh yeah her lingerie brand is s-y-r-n um the streets say it's siren we racked our brains to think about how it was pronounced and it we just assume cern but it's siren okay siren and so she posted some of her new undies that are like cute little white and pink lace undies and she posted some of her new undies that are like cute little white and pink lace undies and she posted some of her new undies that are like cute little white and pink lace and she posted some of her new undies that are like cute little white and pink lace and he's very like girly yeah and it says they have like stitched stitched but daddy i love him and then she posted that on her instagram saying panty packs with some of my little sayings he he he get yours now now obviously people are freaking this is scooter bronze girlfriend this is a taylor swift lyric and i would love to look into this more but like taylor swift did not invent that phrase um and i think a lot of people maybe just don't know that she definitely popularized it not even like i think i believe it's from the little mermaid oh not everyone like making it like sexy it's from the little mermaid um yeah she didn't invent that like i could see maybe someone at siren saying well maybe we shouldn't do this just to avoid any sort of but taylor didn't invent it and she doesn't own it and i think if she went to like file a copyright for it she wouldn't even be eligible yeah so this is a big nothing burger yeah i agree but people are gonna like take it and run and it's like two folks it's like on the one hand she didn't even invent it um and on the other hand like she has so many songs even on tptd itself like there are so many lyrics of like common phrases or whatever yeah she loves and like if all of those phrases are off limits because she's saying them like that's insane and they're the only ones that are off limits are the ones she created and she does create a lot but she didn't invent all like you sometimes you just like pull from culture and yeah phrasing just like phrasing yeah yeah and this is one of them sorry she didn't invent it yeah that's not to say she stole it like you're using a phrase like but she comes up with a lot of her own yeah but people are really like shook and with the scooter of it all but i i think of course but people are always looking for stuff with um scooter and taylor yeah and i think at present there's nothing there agreed no this is not it the undies are cute i wonder if sydney swinney like likes taylor swift though because she's just like swirly you know she's of age she can't like her that much yeah well not anymore she probably had to set aside this is when you date a billionaire you know some things you just gotta sacrifice yeah and a friendship with taylor swift or even just like the discography of taylor swift she can't be playing on the car well i don't know i don't know and maybe sometimes she drives solo well of course she has her solo playlist like her hidden playlist i feel like when scooter talks about the taylor thing i actually think he wouldn't mind listening to her music i feel like that's what he was trying to say was like that he yes likes like he respects her it was never really about him liking her right and he respects her and wanted to he bought the music because he knew it was good and valuable yeah like no it was more so taylor like right thinking that he shouldn't be the one to own her music correct and so we don't have to get into that but it was never about like so i don't know i think scooter hurt i think scooter's fine listening to taylor swift i just think like the sound of her voice probably reminds him oh yeah oh yeah then then you know then he had a reason to be mad yeah after the fact yeah yeah maybe it's a solo drive yeah are you ready for our next story whatever for because you love to not tell me yeah oh you're ready for number oh am i what do you think i don't think you're ready damn is it our next story for this jelly that's on something for a warm weather day and had to choose between comfortable and looking put together why is that still a thing lululemon has built the breezily collection because that trade-off shouldn't exist so the breezily collection are lightweight pieces draped refined drapey refined basics that look and feel like almost nothing the piece that you reach for when you want to look put together without trying it's made with swift lululemon's performance fabric it's lightweight four-way stretch sweat wicking and quick drying it does not look like performance gear and that is 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and he revealed that he wants to raise a daughter as a single dad so i'm going to read the details to you um role model is opening up about his dreams of becoming a dad he joined jake shane on thursday to discuss everything from his career to his personal life during the conversation role model who was born tucker pillsbury your favorite i know we can't like go down the rabbit hole of his name right now and we've been there before shared his hopes for his future as a parent he said quote my dream has always been to be a single father and to have a daughter and to raise a daughter by myself would be really fun her name's winnie he went on to share that he's opening to one through surrogate he said i want a daughter that's ideally mine and then i thank whoever had it for me he admitted that i i i want to like watch the clip because because just text what yeah also wait but then he said he admitted that his choices may be destructive for the kid but he explained he just wants to be able to raise a child by myself i just want to raise a child by myself because then you can kind of just like mold them into your best friend like is this a joke i'm like go to a bar like you're looking for a friend right you're looking for and so you're gonna like create a child in your image and it's like well what if you had a boy it's like the there are so many things wrong with this statement that like i honestly it has to be i was like looking for the transcript of it can you search on tiktok role model daughter yeah because you know i hate to and i don't want to like comment on it if i don't have all the information but like this is so twisted to me also he's literally dating like a dakota yeah a woman who you know okay here to be a single father and to have a daughter and to raise a daughter by myself would be really fun her name is winnie dream has always been to have that was my sorry seems like not a joke no he seems like he's talking quite seriously and like are we supposed to be made like an edit of it are we supposed to be impressed by this i just i don't want to like say anything out of turn so let me just like offer my credentials like i don't think like nobody sets out like wanting to be a single parent it's hard and i think it a lot of times works out for the best and of course like but it's not ideal to be doing it alone so like this is like a weird thing to say i think it's a weird thing to say and like he's already like named the child and again like what if it's a son the naming is weird it just seems like so like rigid and that's just not like how also like to like to have a dream to have a child so like there's like a bad reason to do it and he says like this might be destructive for the child it's just like not about you i just don't think that this is like funny or like coming off the way he thinks it's coming up and i don't know if that's like a hot take but i i think it's like kind of twisted i agree it's a little dark okay great that's weird yeah i wonder what like jade said back like i wanted to hear the conversation i was looking on you know spotify now like they segment the episode by like topic discussions is actually amazing so i was like where is this daughter in the conversation role models daughter role models daughter tucker's love life would it be under there i'm not like people were so freaking about him on therapist like i don't really i'm i'm just i think i'm a little old for like the role model obsession me before we recorded of being his biggest fan you are you're always choosing stories i'm not i think you're confusing him with somber and i've become a really big fan of somber me too i like you but my body is and the other one the one 12 to 12 in a room full of people i look for you no so good like the kids let me tell you the kids ate with somber i also like i tried to listen to role model in the car because i know his like bridge is going viral and joy or whatever so i was like oh i like that part let me listen to joy and like the bridge is good yes sally i like that song yeah but it's like one song is gonna need more than that yeah so i just feel like he gets a lot of like uplifted from jake from from somber like i think somber ties i think you're the only person who's confused somber's tides are raising roles ship i don't agree i think so like when i see a song i'm like i just really complete the two but now i know i've identified that i like somber and i don't really like like role model and it's like weird statement isn't helping no and he dated emma chamberlain for three years i guess like when he was truly nobody i was like she was being very generous with her time and then of course like the second they break up and role is the one that taylor likes or somber somber oh i love that yeah and somber now is reminding me of benson boone okay yeah very similar like but sure more benson yeah i agree that's why harry styles is having a hard time like there's a lot of competition in the male pop star space for a while it was just kind of lonely for him yeah yeah well speaking of sally are you ready for our fifth and final story is this about kyle cook no but it is about sally carson so we can talk about kyle cook um lala kent and sally carson are starting a podcast together about sex it's called sex unlocked um was there no food news today that you could no i actually i I saw this like on my own and then there was a bunch of news about like Sally Carson. I'm like, I kind of want to talk about this podcast because like it's hitting me wrong. Okay. It's not hitting me at all. So like it's actually worse than not hitting me at all. Like it's actually hitting me wrong. It says forget the birds and the bees. We're talking about the toys, the turn ons, the orgasms and everything they conveniently skipped in sex ed. And then like the first episode dropped last night and it's just like the girls like just talking like about sex. I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. Like everyone wants to be call her daddy again. Even call her daddy doesn't want to be call her daddy. Call her daddy doesn't even want to be call her daddy. I feel like I feel like when I don't know if you saw like Kenzie was like when she was like so excited to be on call her daddy. She was like, you taught me how to suck dick. I just felt like Alex was like they're like matured, pregnant, like her butthole clenched. Like I feel like she runs from that. She's not a sex podcast anymore. Like yes, people come out and maybe talk about like more racy things, but not really. I guess there is like a market for it because that is when the show was. most popular like two girls just talking about like sucking cock oh I just thought I'd switch it up a little bit by saying cock please no yeah um so I guess there is like an audience of people for that because it was so popular at the time and now nobody does that Alex and Sophia were really young like when they were doing it and so I think that so was their audience and it's it is sort of like that age of like you know there is no sex ed no one's talking about this versus like Lala and Sally are like with like children like yeah one of them yeah and the audience the Bravo audience like you know how things work and it's not like revolutionary to like talk about sex and be sex positive like that's not a novice concept but like acting like it is just a random pairing acting like it's novice is tired don't you find yeah and I love Lala I like Sally sometimes on Southern Charm but I think off the show I would like her more than on the show I think on the show she's like being a character and I respect that um that's why like you think this would be for me that the two of them are doing a podcast Lala does like a lot of podcasts she does I feel like she kind of can't get something to stick she does the unlikely affair with Randall's um and I feel like like when they announced that like it was buzzy but like the novelty has worn off and I don't think it's like a show that gets like a lot of consistent listenership I see clips I don't seems like they're having some compelling conversations I'm sure I just don't think it's very popular I know and I like the clips that I see but like not enough to listen she also does her solo podcast give them Lala but I think she changed the name yeah so I just think she hasn't really been able to like change the name of the podcast I don't think she's been strike yet with a podcast and when you're a reality star current or former like podcasting is such a big revenue stream for you like I actually think shenanigans is like quite popular I think it does well she like works hard at it and like she has good guests so I feel like Lala hasn't really had success in a podcast yet so she's just like trying different things I guess this is like the I feel like the third time we've done a story about a podcast Lala's launching yeah no she does her solo and I think she's been doing it for a long time and it does well but then you get to a place where it's like well let's start another yeah no let's start another one we could double our revenue right you know like we've had those thoughts before if we did another evening toast yeah yeah a rewatch you know like that's sort of like what you start to think but I don't really think that that's like necessarily the right thing I also think this is like an I heart radio podcast I think it's very like branded and stuff and they're probably just like getting paid and okay and I just like no okay but do you want to talk about Sally and Kyle no that's why I thought you were choosing I'm like oh who cares and that's like old news doesn't do it for me and I was also like seeing the dash oh yeah from next gen she seems young yeah he seems old people like have rewritten history um when it comes to the summer house crew because Kyle was like wronged by Amanda so everyone's like giving him this like hero edit so yeah he would date like a teenager he's like not a good guy what are you guys talking about everyone like a girl like her date him when you're new to the Bravo universe he's like the cool older guy the senior please no I'm serious like that's what I'm talking about that's people he's the super senior he is the 40 year old who's going back to college like going to night school yeah no he's the one like no but I can see being like young naive new to reality tv he's just part of this huge scandal so like but she's not naive because she's from like a wealthy family yeah no but reality tv is like bravo's like a whole new universe he's like one of the cool seniors I'm telling you like I could see her being like dazzled by that okay yeah that's surprising just a guess so that's what's going on in the bravo sphere I feel like it's been kind of quiet a quiet summer for the bravo universe what's on now people are saying real houses of orange county which it's just been too long for me I agree I agree like I heard it's also a bad season for Heather Dubrow I've missed too much oh she's on the show I didn't even know yeah I don't know wasn't she like trying to get on Beverly Hills was she yeah they sold their place in orange county the one that they talked about forever and we finally got to see they had like a nobu in the kitchen it was amazing and then they sold it shortly after they set a record and they bought a place in LA I think a lot of people thought she was like aiming for a spot on Beverly Hills which actually she would be good for she does feel really out of place with the other women on Beverly on orange county but I guess she's back okay she must be paid well because she's a big draw and I think she last I checked like she had a real friendship with some of the women yeah Gina okay I love Gina I'm surprised and you have Emily I'm surprised you're not watching I love Emily she has her head on straight the last time I checked don't quote me on that um that's our show those are the stories right yeah thank you guys so much for listening to the toast Monday morning show a fun and flirty Friday that you need to know everybody fearless like Elle would say or Taylor Swift oh she's also fearless wherever you guys are podcast make sure to find us and leave a five-star review at our beautiful setting in Winkly Town to be our hope you guys have an amazing weekend hope you guys have some fun plans and we'll see you on Monday love you bye Thank you.