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It's been a thing, but we are getting ready to go back to Nashville for good and go hang with the animals. Go. Oh, I miss them. Yeah. Go freaking. We've been out here for like three weeks and just trying to get this house together. And now that we've mostly got it together, just furniture needs to be delivered. We can actually go back to Nashville and focus on the little compound out there. Not little, but the compound out there and go see crunchy and s'more and everything. You guys are all flipping out about crunch and s'more. And I just need you guys to know that we have an amazing farmhand. His name is wit. He and Jason work. Daddy is there. Um, you know, care of those babies, taking care of the baby, send us pictures every day. Like those, they're living their freaking best life. Um, but yeah, we're going home to see him. And so. So we're going to go spend some time with our families and well, she's going to go spend some time with her family. She's going to go spend some time with her family and I'm going to spend time with the family I created on the compound and yeah, so it's going to be, it's going to be good. I'm really stoked about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We, uh, went and saw a movie the other day. What movie did we see? Spider-Man. Hailey. What? Did you like the movie? Hailey? I did. Yeah. A little too much. No. I mean, it was just, it was just that one part. He's so feminine though. He is. No. Isn't he married? I think he's married to Zendaya in real life too. Yeah. Wait. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Guys who didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen a Spider-Man though since Tobey Maguire. I walked in and I go, is Tobey in this? I think Tobey retired his Spider-Man suit. Like in the movie as it's playing out, it tells you like the storyline and Hailey leans over to me during the movie and starts telling me the storyline. I said, yeah, I know. I just watched it. And she goes, oh, I didn't get it. I was making sure you did. Someone had to tell me. You didn't get it. And then he like beats up all these people and I just see Hailey like sink down in her chair and she's like, all right, like, wait, no, it's when his eyes went black and then he just like fought everyone. He's so feminine. Hear me out. I'm not into it. No. No. My hear me out was the Hulk. Are you kidding me? Hulk had him strangling. Like he literally. Hulk would fucking plow you through a wall. Hulk scared me. The way he, I don't. Please. No. Fuck. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. That's how I feel about Jessica Rabbit. Is that your hear me out? That's my hear me out. That's your hear me out. Oh, that's a good one. Or Hollywood from Cool World. What's that? She's the blonde that I always post that is in the white dress. She's got the blonde. I would say the fox from Zootopia. No, I kind of get that one. You get that one? He's a gangster. I get it. You get it? He's kind of fine. He's kind of fine. With the green shirt. Yeah. Like in Osmosis Jones. Osmosis Jones. Do you guys watch that? Like in Animals? Yo, it's called a hear me out for that reason. Fuck. Okay. Yo. All right. We listen and we don't judge. We listen and we hear me out. The big ant from Ants. Weaver, I think is his name. Hear me out. Dude, that's so crazy. Hear me out. Hear me out. That's so crazy. Hear me out, bro. Wait. My hear me out is Mater. Yeah. Well, my hear me out is a hot chick with big boobs. Mater? Like from cars. From cars. The hot cars. From cars. The lowriders? Oh. The lowriders from cars? Bumblebee. Bumblebee is your hear me out. Bumblebee is my hear me out. No, that's your hear me out. I would. And Optimus together? He'd put you through a wall. Tag team. Let's go. Right now. Tag team? What is it? Paris? What do they call it? I would let Bumblebee and Optimus Prime. Damn. i'm eiffel tower me i'm r.i.p can i watch did he die yeah yeah the voice did yeah r.i.p oh yeah that's fucking horrific all right moment of silence all right i don't know no the lowrider though the lowriders that's what we got ourselves a nodder those are the little like um roxanne from the goofy movie i get it yeah no you haven't seen it pull it up pull it up put it on the screen can you wait i haven't seen i have a very the paper clip from microsoft get the fuck out of here dude what you're so confident he'd just be popping up anywhere though like skinny you know he has a hog yeah your little baby arm listen dude i can't if it's not a human i'm not well that's what a hear me out is yeah but actually optimus prime and bumblebee aren't there but i love robots i'm attracted to robots have you watched the movie robots aunt fanny no that's a great you have a robot yet not yet it's coming i ordered one it should be here in fucking november his name is ghost and he is gonna be my best friend i'm obsessed with the little robots here in la that deliver the food they did you know that they have names yes they're so cute we walk by them like there's a gang of them that hang outside the dispensary a crew of robots yeah they all park out front of the dispensary and every time we go we like name all of them they're they're so courteous they are they get a little confused if you walk too close to them it's kind of sad it's kind of sad we always cheer them on like if there's like a bump and they can't get over it we're like come on baby you got it and then they do it and we're like yay we cheer for them it's crazy that we care more about robots than people no that's like the difference like i don't feel like we have those in tennessee yet right i don't think they don't have they do have the new driving cars in tennessee though hate them do you the way most yeah have you ever been in a waymo i don't trust them i don't trust them either no what happens if it like just stops and it doesn't go anymore do you just or they just start calling i know but every time i see one of those fucking cars they're making like an illegal fucking turn in the middle of the street or there's cars coming yeah like i i wouldn't be feel safe and i watched one of them get stuck in the in and out drive-thru the other day yeah that's i thought it was part of the you know like in and out be coming out onto the road with their line it was in it like as if it was the lane i felt really bad i did aren't they human operated though or no oh wow that's crazy i always thought they were like what that big spinning thing on top is it's just like a monitor scary wild yeah you guys we lost a fucking legend this week um the craziest thing is like the day before dolly passed away i was like we're gonna lose dolly this year and i didn't say anything and then literally the next day the news broke that she passed away and i'm just like so like i was gutted by it dude like everybody texts me my phone was blowing up you would think that she was like my freaking sister like yeah I mean she was yeah no I love Dolly to death and I mean she loved me for who I was and always treated me with respect and kindness and just love so um our hearts go out to Dolly's family our hearts go out to Danny Nazel her um manager and just everybody who she had a great team of people around her everyone we love them so much it was so sad was it true that she passed away on 9 25 8 25 8 25 8 25 yeah because everyone was like it's kind of like 8 to 5 yeah that's what I was like 9 to 5 yeah back then oh no we love her and that's like I like that everything was like lit up pink though the whole world stopped for her like there's not many people in this world that like this world will stop spinning for if they pass Dolly was one of them like the entire world stopped for a second even the moon was pink yeah oh what was like the first thing you noticed when we when we met her that one time um about that she um I say it all the time that everybody thinks she was just like this sweetheart and and she was just like this like um I don't know almost like they almost paint her to be like this passive woman and she wasn't dude she was sharp as a tack she was very witty um she's she had a team of men around her big men around her and she bossed them around um and that's what I loved about her yeah I love that she always had someone walking her in yeah you know whether it was just like had her in stripper heels yeah yeah and her big heels yeah big heels with the tiniest feet so cute I didn't expect her to be so tiny like I know she was so little but like meeting her it was like no you're like so petite and so cute yeah I did what she had such a big presence though she did she demanded a room for sure like what an icon just the whole oh I think she died of a broken heart you know I know because she lost Carl last year and then like literally a year later yeah is it last year or two years it might have been a year or two it was like last year for sure yeah it was not I don't even think it's been a year yet and then she followed right behind him that's love guys I'll never have that but I'm so glad Dolly didn't say that I'm your you guys are us I truly believe that people some people's soulmates are not yes the opposite sex I truly feel like some people's soulmates are their best friends and the people that they make their family and I I think I am one of them I like I don't people know I don't believe in forever I never have I believe in right now and a long time but I genuinely believe like best friendships and stuff like that that's forever 100% yeah yeah guys I really love you no I love you too guys we've been having so much fun out here though oh it's the food oh the food out in California you guys it's it's west coast food because that's how it is in Vegas too no I feel less inflamed out here yeah in and out is way fresher yeah and that tastes different it tastes so 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apply i'll be tuning in hi i'm dr mary claire haver board certified ob-gyn and menopause specialist my podcast unpaused is the place for bold unfiltered conversations about what it really takes for women to thrive in the second half of life every week i sit down with medical experts and leading voices to talk about the health issues that matter most because unpaused isn't just about how much you live but how well you live them listen and follow unpause with me dr mary claire haver wherever you get your podcasts i can't i'm on a diet dude that she hates us right good for you yeah we'll eat for you not do what you guys do yeah we've been living like such a different life out here i feel like we live two different lives like Nashville like home is home so it's like you're in a schedule routine peace yes and then we come here no routine become bowlers yeah yeah dude we're gonna start a bowling league we are what should we name our bowling league i want the old school jackets yes please i don't have the same hair as bill murray yeah i need that the coif that's just waving in the wind when he's bowling like that's what i need when i blow dried your hair ah earlier i fucking look like rick flair you look like rick flair that was so funny bro that was so great no our bowling is top tier guys yeah no okay first of all let's just talk about how mimi literally was like just came up and whooped all of our asses yeah fucking dylan and tyson were in a war together and they they won pretty much the whole fucking thing but i like to pride myself as being an okay bowler and mimi came and fucking beat me and was like literally neck and neck with tyson and dylan so i was just like dead ass mason was like no i'm gonna beat your ass in bowling i said mason sucked mason was the worst beat mason yeah that dude i bowled better than mason actually mason and i tied but it's only because dylan bowled for me and fucked my score up mason bowled for me and fucked my beginning score up i was like bro you got me a zero i gotta beat dylan like me and dylan were three points away had i bowled that first one and fucking mason didn't give me the zero i could have won yeah no my dad was a like bowling league dude was he yes like hardcore he's like one of those ones that like doesn't put his fingers in it he just like holds the ball does the little spin and all that shit yeah i can't i can barely get my i just want the bowling bag the cool i do it dude it's so funny i love that we became bowlers i don't it just out of nowhere too that was like i feel like we should go again this week wait are we yeah yeah let's do it okay but we gotta go back to our old place we gotta take them to the old place i like this one way better yeah i know this one was great in the sticks yeah what do you mean you act like you're too good for the sticks over here it's fun rinky dink but yeah that's what we love yeah what's rinky go ahead go ahead all of it what name one all of it i think hayley just likes the bar at the other one no she just likes the one thing no it was it was nice the games were better over there the arcade tequila and vodka so you were like yeah it was yeah i think you got to give it a try why did we switch yeah because i was getting sad so i said we got to turn it up yeah so i switched tequila she looked at me she said don't let me why did we start with vodka because that's better than an espresso martini oh it's not yes it is yes it is i don't know how you guys drink those and don't fucking shit your brains out you know it's crazy i don't even like coffee you had one today though i did i'm very proud of you i know i mean what the fuck graduating sorry not everyone can do that yeah i'll go back to mantra tomorrow yeah no worries you should have stopped we got to see our girl chelsea lynn while we were out here oh my god our sweet little honeys we made chelsea lynn go to a honky tonk out here in a moo moo and libby libby turning up at the bar was one of my favorite things i've ever witnessed she goes is that tequila i said yeah she goes that was so funny no i love her libby is great chelsea's great it was just so good to be able to she was throwing it back and libby goes yeah i smell that smells like a whole lot of ass oh god any time she throw it back she goes oh it smells oh god bro when she lifted her when she lifted her shirt up and was shaking her tits laying down to be a lap dance was my favorite part of the fucking night bro i can't even handle that i love them both so much and then chelsea was like i would go do that because they were like line dancing she's like but my plantar fasciitis do you guys believe in the term sit down air yeah well i don't know i don't know what's do you have sit down air what is that i think so it's this new term that everybody's come up with um but it started with bbls but now they say that everybody has it and like guys can have i don't think everyone has it and it's just how your ass smells like when you sit down like your sit down air oh just you gotta be real guys this is diabolical right now you've never heard i've never heard of this oh sit down air sit down air is insane i haven't had the pleasure of catching the downwind of anybody's sit down air yeah i don't think we have it yeah well actually i have one person i know exactly what they're talking about oh shit what the fuck is happening no it's not musty like a dirty wash rag okay like a mildewed wash rag can i know who this person is i'll cut it yeah yeah i didn't get that yeah as soon as you said one person yeah no that that person has sit down air and i've smelled it they have stand-up air we're going to hell baby we are going to hell i can't believe you've never fucking heard of that that's gonna come up that's my for you page i don't want it to be my for you page flip clip same flip we have the same flip um yeah that's diabolical hold on let me look at my fucking list oh god i fucking hate holding this fucking microphone hands getting a little tired i don't like it getting a little tired a little recent i'm gonna take that hold on like a clip like a mic clip hold on wait my tits can hold it up can your tits hold it up here we go look at this yeah look there we go easy yep that's how we do it what if we had a clip on our fucking mics like they were this big in your pocket i'd do it like this like a hello ladies and gentlemen but we did spend 24 hours in new york recently and it was so much fun it was a whirlwind of emotions yes i walk stop yeah you disappeared again even though i told you you had a bedtime no hold on let's fucking really go into detail here jaime went walking in central park at 2 a.m by himself yep i really think you kill people no i think so too we think we think okay so every time we go to a different city jaime goes for a walk after midnight by himself and like he'll take shots from strangers he had some stranger he was on a bench with someone one time he was on a bench he wasn't a stranger i just met him okay that's a stranger danger oh yeah well he was a bartender but still it's like yeah what are you doing after midnight nothing good happens after 2 a.m especially in fucking central park i think i get anxious on the plane on the way there i just need to get it out of me so i just walk to i don't know why i just went to the park it was really dark so i got scared then i'm like there's a lot of lights at time square so i walked over to time square we can map it out must be nice being a man yeah bro a woman could fucking woman couldn't do it i'm not gonna lie i did have this thought i was exercising my my male privilege and walking at night i realized that i'm like if i was a girl i could not what would you do if men didn't exist you could walk uh you walk around go outside that night literally i would bang bitches okay i wasn't going there i was going for safety yeah we're talking about safety okay i would um no i would be able to like walk through you know shopping centers at nighttime you know like give my gas without being cat called what fucking stores are open after midnight i would be able to like walk through you know shopping centers at nighttime i thought it's a grocery store at night well i didn't realize walmart used to be 24 hours god bring it back walmart get your shit together just got apple pay did they already another 10 years before 20 we're not getting 24 hour again no they use that as an excuse to shut it down they were like that we're not paying all these people i'm so upset that i can't go somewhere at 2 a.m and it'd be walmart yeah what's your favorite thing to get at that was top tier many brands people watching yeah everyone's in their pajamas 24 hours i miss my hometown especially in vegas dude it was crazy oh i couldn't imagine what you saw in vegas lots tweakers it's every fucking walk of shame you could think of was there slot machines in those walmarts i freaking knew it you guys had slot machines in walmart so damn we only had a subway gaming thing remember when they had mcdonald's in the walmart's yeah or subways it was like when their their insides were still like brown remember yeah yeah did you guys have goldfish at yours yeah oh i loved the little goldfish section i like the whole fish section oh the fish section was top tier absolutely i thought i could communicate with them okay i'll just be looking at them all right i usually go and put my finger up and try to see if they'll and whichever one follows me i'll take home yeah there you go i'm like you chose me wait do you guys remember getting stickers stickers is that a midwest thing the little smiley face yeah absolutely can i get a sticker every time i walk in can we call back the smiley face in 24-hour walmart please i feel like life was so much more simple and fun back then yeah it was and now it's like so like i don't even know what technology's took over it's very gray now yeah have you guys seen that the world is losing its color and they'll do that comparison i'm like a dead ass it's so sad you brought the color back to your life though like all of your houses are so colorful nothing is bleak gray there's not a single house you own out of all your homes we don't have a gray wall in any of them a white wall no no white walls no gray walls no no light toned walls everything and listen i love a good white aesthetic hayley loves that look too like i don't do white but not white but like you know a bright aesthetic yeah moody i love it but i just can't live in it like i need darkness around me and like i don't know i just need like i can't do too dark like i'm we're teetering on yeah the fine line yeah yeah no i love it we've we've painted the new house the new house is green green but i think you guys know my old house was green but we did a different shade of green and my rooms here are purple and then what the studio is like burgundy um the compound is fucking everything everything you have wallpapers you guys haven't even got to see the compound yet that house is crazy it has like so many different patterns and textures in it and i'm obsessed with it you have the best wallpaper ever you even wallpaper the one hall the hall into your oh yeah my favorite it's like it makes me feel like the hard rock like you're walking yes that's exactly what all your houses look like yeah yeah it's a hard rock yes to be honest i don't think this looks like a casino i don't think i've been in a hard rock oh what a cafe yeah no there's totally different so hard rock casino and hard rock cafe i they're kind of like the same aesthetic but it's a little bit different oh yeah i thought i'd been to the hard rock the whole time no i went to the cafe nope you gotta go to the casino i think the one on broadway i don't think there's a hard rock um in vegas anymore but i do think there's one in florida damn yeah i filled out an application to work there in florida no the one in nashville oh you tried to work at the cafe i did oh gotcha yeah yeah no that's kind of cool aesthetic too i actually really like that one um just rock and roll oh like i i think i had the question of like how do because as a man i'm just like lollygagging in a bar but like what do what signals do women often send males in a bar setting to let them know you're interested without talking i'm gonna call in an expert here i don't know because i don't really talk to dudes so yeah okay um I spot a guy and i like him she has a signature move and i've seen it a million times i was able to recreate this last night like this okay all three fingers up straw whatever i will look at you for 0.5 seconds and if you don't make eye contact with me you're lost you're supposed to fucking know that's what i'm saying that's what hayley's saying it's like bro you've got you've got you got a small window window and i will never look at you again unless there's no other option i'm gonna go to the bar and i'm gonna go to the bar and i'm gonna go to the bar and you're the only option and we'll go back circle back but she will not fully face you she will do a over the shoulder look yeah because that's more like oh i'm making more of an effort to look at you like you should know i want to be with you yeah and she's not going to approach you unless she's absolutely drunk uh then i need to approach her yeah but hayley's got swag she's got a lot of game because i literally i'll go to a bar and dudes will make eye contact with me and i look away because i'm nervous yeah yeah like i'm nervous we don't have but also take that as a hint that i want you do you not know just be obsessed with me at first sight yeah but yeah no i don't i'm so awkward like anytime a dude tries to talk to me i'm just like oh hey you know because i never know like what their intentions are like i don't know i always feel like uh i don't want to seem like a creep yeah i don't look at women yeah you don't look at women in the wall not an eye taken because like well just because i don't want to look at like the forehead he looks at him in the tits he's looking at his cats i was like here's my cat no he's like hey you want to see my cats i'm just so afraid of being labeled as like a creep or something so i just avoid that fine line of like complimenting a woman telling her she's beautiful and then getting creepy you know like oh yeah we're getting creepy no you gotta pick up on the body language yeah there's like a fine line you know like if you're telling a girl she's beautiful okay cool you know that's great but if you like keep going and like i don't know she's not clearly interested yeah then that's when it gets creepy but if she's like into receiving it then i think there's you'll know when i'm yeah when i'm interested you're you're dead ass gonna show interest immediately but here's the other thing that hayley does she likes to take laps around the bar yeah love a good lap i mean i think all girls do laps but guys also do men do laps too have you seen the like memes or tiktoks where it's like they did a lap and like made eye contact with zero women like knock someone's beer over and they're like successful yeah this is also new to me i never did bars and stuff in my 20s so like now i'm in my 30s i don't know what any of this means she'll be like you want to go take a lap and i'm like where no i said just hold my hand let's go yeah she literally just dragged me around the bar drunk and if i see someone though i'll hang out in their vicinity for a little bit yeah she's like we're gonna stop right here until that one guy stood up the other night she was like oh and she'll be like make this like pit stop next to this guy and then he stood up and he was a short king she goes we can go now can we talk about how like little crushes happen like you can like meet somebody that works at a bar and like they'll be a crush we talk about my ex and they'll be like a little crush you know because it's like you get kind of like infatuated i love crushes yeah yeah me too i love crushes and i love that i love the first the first conversation that first lead up that first like yeah i try i don't know i feel like crushes are necessary especially like if you're even if you're in a relationship i think that you need to have crushes on other people oh like not and but don't act on them but you can also you can fantasize and think about other people because i feel like that's healthy i feel like that's human nature though yeah it totally you just said that the other day i don't believe that you were not made to be monogamous uh no all right listen news don't clip that yeah sorry guys i read that somewhere and by somewhere i mean a tiktok yeah but i always felt that way i don't feel like humans i mean okay and if all the christians want to be in the comments and say something they're not going to be in the comments they're not going to be in the comments they're not going literally men in the bible the majority of men in the old testament and new testament that had multiple wives you know like it's i just do not believe in monogamy and i don't think that um humans are supposed to be linked to the same person without maybe having crushes or you know bringing in a fourth wife or something like that i'm just kidding i don't believe in polygamy pause pause pause but yeah uh as far as monogamy goes i think that everybody has their own choice to make relationships i don't judge anybody if they do want to be monogamous and i don't judge anybody if they don't want to be monogamous i think whatever works for whatever um situation situation we're in yeah but speaking about bars let's talk about the elephant in the room here let's talk about my sobriety because i've addressed this numerous times there's news articles about it there's clips that you can find online um i never had a problem with alcohol i never had a problem with drinking in general i stopped drinking because i wanted to stop drinking because the next day my mental health could not handle it i would get depressed i would have really bad anxiety whatever but your girl has been having a little fun um in the comfort of my own home and like you know like with us all around just with us always yeah like with i've been i think i've maybe been out what like five times yeah yeah literally i've been out five times and i've been out five times out five times and just having a blast i don't think there's anything wrong with blowing off some steam i'm literally blowing off 10 years of steam um and i think that there's nothing wrong with it like i sobriety is a different journey for everybody it's not black and white i do understand and i respect the fact and i think we should insert the clip about me talking about my sobriety when i drank in rome right here now this is where we need to have the discussion of my sobriety i think a lot of people think that i was an alcoholic in my former life and i that wasn't my drug of choice my drug of choice was cocaine and x those were my vices alcohol was just always prevalent because i grew up in vegas i never had a problem with alcohol everybody has their own idea of what sobriety is and i respect that everyone's perspective is very different on sobriety everybody's perspective is different i was not the type of person who ever had to go to i got sober because of my health my mental health and because i didn't want drugs and i didn't want alcohol in my body anymore while i want to be sensitive to other people who are in sobriety please do not ever do anything that i do just because i can have a drink does not mean that i fell off the wagon and i'm gonna be drinking every night again whereas somebody who is really battling that demon can see me drinking and be like oh well if she did it i did it and then their entire sobriety please don't do that i am self-aware enough to know that i do have a huge platform and that i do influence people to do certain things and that is not one of them i don't want you to ever ruin your sobriety because you see me drinking i understand that with sobriety a lot of people are like it's black and white you either are sober or you're not 99.9 of the time i am sober i haven't had cocaine or x even since i cannot even remember 2017 but i think a lot of people need to realize that my journey is not their journey and all of our journeys are different again i'm going to say just because i will have an occasional drink and let my hair down i say occasional i mean one every five years maybe yeah every blue moon and my drinking isn't like heavy it's not like it's like i'm sipping and like you know i don't let myself get out of you're not like taking seven shots yeah exactly no it's not like a wild time or anything like that i posted a video of me holding a bottle of wine because i wanted to be honest that's why my caption was i drank y'all because i'm never going to mislead or pretend to be something that i'm not and i agree wholeheartedly with that i think that your journey is your journey if you cannot have a couple drinks without getting out of control and snorting eight balls of cocaine and doing pills yeah don't fucking drink yeah i don't have that problem i can literally drink and have a blast and not fall back into old patterns i don't have that problem i can literally drink and have a blast and not fall back into old patterns i spiraling i'm having fucking fun i think the craziest thing is is that you guys are like we miss um the bunny who sat outside with her animals the bunny who sat outside with her animals was the most depressed version of myself that i have ever been that was you trying to heal i literally sat outside with my animals and cried and just soaked in their love and their energy i mean i lost freaking you know babies i went through ivf i was having issues with certain things in my life and like that was me and i was like i'm not going to do that i'm not going to do that i'm not going to going out there and just kind of resetting and being in in their energy which i love to be there but you guys are saying that you miss a version of me that was the most unhappy version of myself and i don't think it's fair to not allow a woman or a person who um is trying to find themselves uh in a world that they haven't been in before you know 10 years ago when i was single it was a different world and it's a newer world now and i'm just trying to navigate it but at the same time i'm trying to make new memories i'm trying to just have fun and if that involves a little bit of alcohol i'm gonna i'm gonna have fun i'm making so many good memories literally i'm having so much fun when i said we were gonna have a bad bunny summer i wasn't fucking lying this bad bunny summer is going in the books you guys i tell you guys everything i do before i warned everyone yeah this is not a surprise i've never lied i've never uh led you guys astray i'm just having fucking fun and i deserve to have fucking fun without being judged there's people in my comments saying that i'm on drugs i would never yeah like i would never even drink out of a open water bottle like i would never like my fear i think when you do a shit ton of drugs especially as many drugs as i've done in my life when you do a shit ton of drugs like that you develop like what's called drug ocd some people do once they get sober off drugs i'm so fucking scared of drugs i don't even want people who are on drugs around me you can't just like go do a rail from a buddy that you met at the bar that there's it's too chancy yeah no i don't like it today's episode is brought to you by vented y'all know how it goes you open your closet and have a million things hanging up but somehow still feel like you have nothing to do with it that's me and let's be real half that stuff hasn't been touched in forever instead of letting all those clothes just sit there taking up space you might as well make a little money 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forever you know i'm actually coming out of it now for a minute there it was a little bit of a blur but because i was just like woo freedom you know i was like running down the street like will ferrell fucking streaking and shit but um now it's more of like you know just fucking it's calming down i'm getting into a fucking groove and like it caught up with us we slept everyone slept yesterday yeah everyone was like we ate chick-fil-a in bed and we did together yeah everyone slept for like fucking nine hours like it was so good but we've just been having a blast and it's only been like dude literally what not even a month no not even a month it has not been a month since my freaking divorce was finalized you know like i think healing looks different for everybody and if mine includes a little fucking tequila shot i'm gonna do it i've been waiting for it though hayley's been waiting on the sidelines for her to catch up yeah now that they've caught up though i'm kind of like all right good - She's like, I wanna go home. - I'm ready. i'm ready to go home yeah let's go no i think everyone like and you know what i love going home and like resetting and getting in a different mind state and like just going back to some like normalcy and then coming back out here again and like you know it i don't feel like we should be stuck in one place yeah a hundred percent i feel like that's so bad for your mindset um or at least ours i'm not trying to judge anyone but but i like literally i still wake up go to the gym like i'm still on my schedule and my regimen but i just like to go out and fucking blow off steam and have fun yeah as i should be able to without people fucking judging me it's crazy i'm sure people watching do the same thing it's just ours is broadcasted yeah and there's so much behind the scenes that you guys do not know about we don't post anymore guys yeah we don't post because we're i feel like we're just really living in the moment now yeah i have so much content but i just like don't post i kind of gave up on tiktok i gave up on tiktok i kind of gave up on fuck you posting on my tiktok it's a lot to make a video now and i'm like realizing that like man yeah it's a lot i posted like one time and everyone was like oh my god you're alive yeah i was like yeah if you want to see if i'm alive or not just go to my instagram stories oh that's where i live i live in my story i mean so easy it would be cool if we could address some rumors that you're going through right now yeah no i i literally like barely post anymore anyways then that's like started a bunch of rumors online because everyone thinks i don't go home that i don't care about my kids that like all these crazy rumors are happening like nothing's happening and this is no different talk to them every day literally this is no different than when we would go out on two or two years ago and i would be gone months at a time months at a time at that point but like when i go home i don't post my children like yeah you know and if i do it's to close i'm like i didn't know she had kids and that's because you protect them i do yeah like and it's it's one of those things it's like i just don't post when i go home but i will fly home for a weekend to see my kids and like it's no different than we what we've been doing for years i've been with you nine years now we're going on nine years and we've always done this like our first week together she was like let's leave for a week to la i said okay and we packed up and left for a week together and then we were right back on the road shortly after and then we do tours that were like sometimes three months long and stuff like that this is our job like but my kids know no different this is the lifestyle my both my children know but jason is literally she fucking traveled with cash in her stomach you know like i would jason is work daddy he is we love him he is a part of the family he's a part of the team he literally edits every fucking clip you see what you're watching right now is edited by him like jason is our dude like he we would never want to be without him so when i see like these tiktoks that are being made of just people speculating it's just the comment sections are really crazy he posts a lot on social media and he went to posting and i went to no posting so his comment section is like dramatically different than mine and everyone in his comment section was like your wife is a bitch and i'm like oh my god she's a bitch and i'm like oh my god she's my wife is gone all the time like all these kind of things and like he's really good about like deleting them but like i'm telling you his stuff is flooded right now with like how maybe people are just learning who we are or something i don't know maybe it's new people maybe it's new people they just don't understand this but like like she said i was pregnant with cash flying traveling for long periods of time she literally fucking had cash and then the week after we were on set filming an entire week of music videos for viking barbie and i'm like i'm not joking like this is just what we do yeah like i've always lived this life and even before i worked with you i was a traveling hairstylist i was in the like hair circuit and i was traveling every single weekend i was on a flight to a different state this is like just been the life i've lived for decades now and it's sorry you're doing your job yeah so sorry i'm working guys it's like and you know what it's crazy if it was a man doing this they would not get nearly as much shit yeah but because i'm a woman it's like oh you're a bad wife oh you're a bad mother like i'm like i'm so sorry that like yes I am the breadwinner in our family so like yeah this is what I do and like if I was a man no one would be batting a fucking eye but literally Jason is holding down our homes the entire compound holding down the entire compound the animals he's you know like he's literally amazing yeah like he's irreplaceable we love him he's never going anywhere yes there's nothing going on yeah if everybody could just stop speculating that would be great and like I get it I get it we live in the public eye yeah I think it's harmful when people are just like monkey see monkey do so you see somebody leave a comment and then you start thinking what they they left and it's just it's not true a hundred percent it was my son's first day of school the other day I hopped on a red eye I pulled into Nashville at 5 a.m he goes to school like a hour or two after that like I was I pulled up got him ready for school and took him on his first day but I didn't post that like she posted it to close friends yeah we see it yeah you guys don't see it you guys get to enjoy my family the crazy thing is is I might get a lot of slack for this is she doesn't owe you anything no she doesn't owe you her children no none of us do thing is is like if she posted her kids all the time you guys would talk shit about the fact that she's using her kids for content exactly you can't win you cannot win no not at all and like also it's just like what is it why do you guys want to see my kids so bad yeah it's weird obsession with how people parent and their children and it's probably people that don't even have kids or something a hundred percent also a lot of people don't realize and this isn't one of the reasons I do it I do it solely to protect it but I'm gonna give this for other people who post on social media a lot of states have rules that you cannot make content on children like a hundred percent in California in Tennessee they just passed a law in Tennessee you cannot monetize so if your job is social media you cannot monetize with your children in it a hundred percent I support that law wholeheartedly after I've seen what happened to like children stars and like I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know that Ryan you know like that's why they left California it was like all of those kind of things is like sometimes people literally don't want to post their children because they make money on social media yeah it's kind of crazy and there are states that are now protecting children which I wholeheartedly agree with I also think because we're not posting in real time like you're used to anymore you guys are trying to like fit puzzle pieces together and it's like this is just the era that we're in of course it could change down the line but I'm I'm enjoying having a lot more privacy than I used to and I used to share so much we all yeah used to share so much of ourselves with you guys that you guys expect us to and I and we love you for that but there comes a time where it's like we have to take a break we have to save some stuff for us you know and like yes but if you guys want to know what we're up to watch the podcast every week yeah the vlogs were dropping on YouTube or like you know like that's how you're going to get to know us in this era now is just just tune into the fucking podcast as hell confesses um vlogs are on the bunny xo page that we don't post them on this page um for YouTube we post them over on the bunny xo page and like this last one that we dropped you guys love so funny and it was so funny it was like one of my favorite vlogs we've ever done yeah 100 but it's just us living our lives and just you know we're like I said we're just in the moment and um you know this is that era and I hope that you guys will see us in the next era we'll grow with us and come on this journey and help you know we're still trying to figure out our place and who we are not being attached to a certain brand and that's another thing like I I can't wait till I never have to hear about anything anymore yeah every you guys please stop attaching me to a certain entity because I don't have anything to do with that anymore and like I'm getting death threats in my dms this week and it's just it's crazy because I don't have anything to do with that like I separated myself for a reason and I don't have anything to do with what another person does is not a reflection of me and um I hope you guys can just learn that I am my own person now and I am standing on my own two feet without being attached to anybody else yeah we did that New York trip and it was like solely about you and I think that was so cool and like even a couple questions that were asked like we were able to just like make it all about like what's been going on for you and like your new huge podcast deal like yeah congratulations yeah we didn't get to talk too much about it on uh the today show but the whole reason why we did the today show was for the announcement of um the deal that I signed with odyssey um and you know just good cool things are happening behind the scenes there's so much happening that we can't tell you about yet um but that are in the works we don't say what it was for but you did like a huge photo shoot while we were in New York and I'm so proud of that one I think that one's so cool bro I kind of feel like old times like like shoots and stuff I love that yeah no you were stunning in that shoot and then we did a podcast while we were out there and like you know that whole team at um they they just today show I love those girls I love with you the whole team I love them and Jenna like love her to death like what an amazing woman sweet soul just so sweet she's always so non-judgmental and welcoming of me and just they both are and it's just like I don't know I'm just so thankful that uh the today show has embraced me and I'll make the behind the scenes for you too and everyone's like I'm so happy to see you back we love to see you guys like we're so excited like it's like they let me just be me yes you know and they don't like try to change the narrative of who I am or anything like that and I think that's um one of the coolest things that any group of women can do for another woman so correct it's become my safe space over there yeah we'll come back anytime because we really enjoy them and like any of the stuff any of the press that you've been doing like it's just so cool to watch all of this roll out and like the new podcast deal we are so happy to be with them like we went through so many offers I mean literally the inboxes were flooded and this was the one that just like felt like home the most I felt like they supported us and saw our vision and loved all of us you know like the whole crew and they were just like here to support in any way possible so we're really really really happy we just signed another deal where all i can say is uh dumb blonde productions will be executive producer that's all we're gonna say yeah that's all we can say um but yeah just know that we're working hard behind the scenes and you know we show you guys the highlights but we don't show you everything and there's so much happening yeah there's a lot happening and we love you guys and i'm ready i'm gonna go uh learn how to ride a horse right now all right hopefully it's a better one the last time yeah last time was a little rough yeah that horse was fucking uh i went so i don't know if we ever talked about it did we talk about it um we never talked about our wyoming trip what the hell wait we did we did yeah you did oh i don't know you said and go into detail yeah we breezed over it literally i don't just to recap we went on a trip ride in jackson hole wyoming and they put me on the most ornery fucking horse who wanted to take off and gallop and fucking buck me off and was pissed off like she was like and you were first day of your period yeah i'm literally riding a horse with a pad on and a diaper like it was for an hour and a half it was a lot it was so much fun though yeah no it was miserable poor hayley i had a blast good so i'm gonna go learn how to ride a horse right now and i'm just so excited about that but that's like shit that we're doing like behind the scenes and of course you're gonna get to see stuff like that in the vlogs if you watch it we just don't post it right now in real time yeah living in the moment yeah yeah our stories is like the only place that you can really find yeah go to our instagram stories and that's how you submit for us to confess too so like i feel like we've like migrated over to instagram so hard recently and like that youtube like i feel like we fell off of like the other ones a little bit on like what they get content and stuff but like i still post on tiktok though yeah we're like heavy in the into like instagram and youtube right now i feel like youtube specifically like is making such a big comeback i love that youtube you knew we're talking about that yeah the users on youtube is crazy recently and i feel like all these shows are making that we were talking at the the today show everyone was like no everyone we're not even doing tv anymore it's youtube yeah yeah it like i feel like youtube fell off a little bit and now it's making it search yeah it's making a huge comeback so you can watch all of these shows that you guys are listening to right now on youtube the dumb blonde podcast and the bunny xo has all the vlogs you can catch up on all the astell confesses everything's over on youtube i love it yep all right guys i gotta go ride a horse love you see you next week bye we use shopify for our storefront at bunnyxo.com and one thing i've learned from running an online store is that you definitely don't have to be an e-commerce expert to get started i think a lot of people get intimidated by the website side of starting a business but shopify makes that part so much easier one of my favorite things is having everything in one place when you're running a business you already have a million things going on so the last thing you want is for managing your storefront to be one more thing to stress about shopify makes it easy to get your store launched manage it and actually focus on selling they also have pre-built themes and an ai 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