Bunnie & Dylan: The Cowboy & The Controversy

(upbeat music) - Is this thing on? - Hello friends, welcome back to another episode of Dunblown Podcast, Dunblown. (laughing) - What is happening? - I have too many fucking extras. I can't fucking remember them. All right, welcome back to another episode of Dunblown. - Okay. - What's up, you sexy motherfucker? - Thank you, all right. One, two, three, what's up? You sexy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another episode of Dunblown. Today, we have a special guest sitting to my left. - The truth. - The truth? - Maybe, the truth is here, Mr. New Dillon. - The crumpen wolf. - The crumpen wolf. (laughing) - The crumpen wolf. - No, chill, they haven't seen it yet. - Oh, the crumpen wolf, man. - He gets, he really gets going out. - Will you please crump on here for us? - We just cut to you, crumpen. (laughing) - Do a whole podcast. - Do a whole podcast. (laughing) - I'm so excited. - I'm so excited. - I'm excited. (laughing) - Dunblown. - Do not, baby. - No bottom yet. - Mr. Dillon wolf. Mr. Dillon wolf is in the house. So, yay, we're so happy. - Happy being here. - Everybody wanted him on the podcast, so we decided to bring him on. If you guys want a full podcast with him, leave me comments and we'll dive into his whole story but as for today, we're just going to have some fun. We're going to talk about some headlines. We're going to talk about some shit, Todd Crisley, Savannah Crisley, all that. So, let's dress in the rumors. - Addressing the rumors, baby. I mean, I feel like this is, we need a podcast like this every other fucking week because they're just flying all the way. - Can I talk about the crabs? - We'll talk about the crabs. - The boiling crab. Wait, no one is, the crabby crab, the crabby crab. There's a fucking clip of us making out at the crabby crab. (laughing) Walking into the crabby crab. First of all, I have never once called paparazzi on myself. I don't even know how to do that. - Do you think we would do it at the crabby crab? - Yeah, I think we're going to choose to do it. - Can I do it when I'm dolled up and look fucking hot, not when I'm in sweats? - What happens to you on rodeo? Why does it have to be crabby crab? - Crabby crab. - Bro, and like somebody will be like, go out. - Yeah. - Do it then. - Yes, when I look super hot. Like fucking, some lady in the comments was like, I'm really questioning her choices of outfits lately. Well, the fucker, I'm wearing sweats to the crabby crab. - What else are you wearing to the crabby crab? - Am I supposed to wear heels or like be dolled up at the fucking, you know what I'm about to eat if I can see food boil? - Yeah, see food boil and heels is kind of diabolical. - 16, I'm on a Thursday. - You know what, we should redo it. But yeah, I've never called the paparazzi on myself. I don't know how to do that. I think that's fucking weird. - No, they spotted the car. - Yeah, but now that we're in LA a lot, I feel like they know that we're here. So, I don't know, I don't know how they knew that. But we were caught off guard. If you look-- - It was like-- - It was like-- - Yeah, if you look at us walking up, you're kind of like, wait, what the fuck? Like, what is happening? And then he's like, you guys look great. And I'm like, thanks, 'cause I'm still trying to figure out-- I'm still trying to figure out who this person is. I'm like, I didn't know if it was like a fan. I didn't know what was going on. So, it was just, it was definitely strange. But how do you feel about everybody saying that you're not into me? - I hate it. - All of a sudden. - And you guys only knew-- - Yeah, that's my baby. - Yeah, when it comes to the noise for a second, my body language reacts differently. But that ain't the case. - That's my baby. But we literally were so caught off guard that, and then once we were inside, we were like, how are we gonna get papped at the fucking crabby crab? - We were laughing at it. We were laughing at it. - There's a little bit of lore with seafood boils, though. - I mean, we were there because of-- - We really don't have crab. - We don't have crab. - Yeah. - 'Cause even the clip go crap. - What are you saying? - Crab? You don't have crabs? - Yeah. - Out the crabby crab. They were out of crab. - Yeah, it's been a thing that I've been like, it's been on my mind for like two and a half weeks. - No, no, it's been on this fuck. - No, baby. - It's been like a month. - Yeah, like since we first met him, he's literally been like, bro, I want a seafood boil. - Then we come to find out, it's your first seafood boil. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - We thought you were like breaking it. - So we were doing it. - Like he was like obsessed or wanting to eat it. And then he was like, I've never had one of these before. We were like, what? - It hit my for you page. Like every night at about like eight, nine p.m. once I get into bed and I hit the doom scroll. Straight seafood boils. And I'm like, I need it. And I've been asking the girls, please, please, please, please can we go. And you know, they're like, I don't know, I don't know. And I got to a point actually recently where I was like, you know what? I'm doing myself. - You don't have to talk about the clip. I was like, baby, you're going to wait till the girls are here. We're going to go. I promise. - So how was it? - Well in my head I was like, they don't want to go. They don't want to be here. Like, they're judging me right now. - No one else gave me. - And only two of us out of the group of 10 ordered seafood boils. You guys all gone. - We were going out after it. It was like, first of all, who the fuck wants to eat a seafood boil before they go out to fucking a bar? You know what I'm saying? Like, you. - You and Holy. - Yeah. - Yeah, no, I was gloved up. It was so delicious. I just see him go to the bathroom. He goes, I know how many shrimp are in there. Nobody touches. - Nobody. (laughing) - I was missing a crab leg. (laughing) - It was me, I got it. - It was me, I got it. - I started drinking the juice and the bowl all the way up. - I did eat the egg out of it though. - It was fire. - I didn't do egg in my own good. - You have to, next time we go, you have to. - You have to, it's sold separately. - Yes, if you, if you, if you. - Can I not serve it? - Not included. - If you get a fucking seafood boil, please add the egg because it is fucking phenomenal. - Who do you like in your seafood boil? - Sausage. - Yeah, definitely. - I didn't get sausage. - I love sausage. - What kind of seafood boil do you guys? - You want to go in. - You want to go in. - You want to go in. - She's got food. - She's got, she's got food. - She's like give me the sauce and whatever you got back there. - Just give me the sauce and the crawfish. - I would go a laskin, king crab. - What they were out of. - Totally kind of blew it. - They were out of. - Yeah, well, it's a lot of like work which I learned, you know, just to get. - It's called, fight your food, baby. You gotta fight your food. But there's a place in Vegas that has those big fucking crab legs, so when we go to Vegas, you know, the golden steer, baby. - Oh, we love the golden steer, the golden steer. - It's a staple in Vegas. So if you guys ever want big fucking crab legs, they have 'em. - Crabby crab. - Shout out the crabby crab, but you guys are good to us. - Not sponsored, would like to be sponsored. - Yeah, sponsored. Well, I don't know, they didn't even have crabs. - So I'm going back to the laskin' chip crab. - I don't know if I'm being on here of a crabby crab. - Yeah. (laughing) He's so excited. You guys, he changed his outfit five times. Before he came home here. (laughing) - The shirt we made earlier. - It's a cute, it is. - So you wanted to look hot for you guys, so. - A panic a little bit, but. (laughing) - So yes, we are here. We're back in Cali, dude. We've been having so much fun. The kids are out here. Am I allowed to say that? - Yeah, you can. - Yeah. - You guys always talk complain about how Mimi's never with her kids, but literally, Mimi's always with her fun kids. - And they're literally in the pool right now. Just having a blast cash is flipping us off. - Yeah, that's the key. - Fuck you to your kid. And I'm kidding. (laughing) - Yeah, so the kids are here. And I think, we haven't told them that. We're gonna go to Disneyland this weekend, right? - I think they pretty much know. - Well, live tricked me. - Oh, yeah. - So she's like, yeah, so we're going to Universal this week. And I was like, we're not going to Universal. And she goes, and I was like, (laughing) I went down and I was like, we're not going to Universal 'cause we're not, right? - No, we're not going to Universal. - Okay. - Yeah, so we're going to Disneyland. And we're gonna have a blast because it's fucking Halloween and I can't wait. What else do we need to talk about? I can't fucking remember. - Do you guys hear about the girl in Tennessee who got executed but didn't die? - Wild. - Was that in Nashville? - I don't know. I think Knoxville or something? - Okay. - I think it was, no, it was Nashville. Governor Billy is Nashville. - I thought that was the Lord. - Or does they govern the whole state? - I think he governs the state. - I thought that was the mayor. (laughing) - You didn't even go to the state thing. (laughing) - I don't know, you know? - No, leave it. - The president. - I don't care. - Is this, yeah, the president of Nashville? - I see the president of Nashville, I don't know. - I don't know. - It even goes named. - No? - Yeah, 'cause I, well, I only know his name because he partened, you know? So I think that whole situation is crazy because first of all, what kind of fucking drugs were you shooting? Did you miss the vein? Secondly, evil lives forever. And I didn't know the whole story until I was briefed before this pod that she literally did some evil ass shit. - Yeah, that was a good story. - It's how I wrote it. Okay, so like her and her friends lured someone into the boyfriend, her boyfriend. - I knew she was like in high school. - Yeah, she was 18 years old. So her boyfriend and her friend lured this girl into the woods, tortured, killed her, carved a pentagram into the girl, and then she took part of the girl's skull with her as a souvenir. - Holy shit. - So the friend who snitched on them only got probation, but she got 18 years old death penalty. And so she has spent all this time in jail. - Why the fuck does it take so long to put people to death? - I didn't understand that. - I don't understand that. - She was 18 when this happened. And if you look at the photos of her now, she's much older. - No, no. - They live forever on death row. - Yeah. - And it's crazy. I did on the 30th to execute her twice. That's why her arms, there's like one in each arm. So like you said, did something happen? - That's great. - I don't know. But she was complaining of pain in her arms. She was then laughing. - That means they didn't put it in the vein because when you get an IV and they don't put it in the vein, you start feeling like pain because fluid fills up. - Yeah, yeah. So she got it twice and was laughing during it. They took her to the hospital and as of today, the sixth, she woke up and is cognitive, cut that. She is talking. (laughing) - Please, we cut it. (laughing) - He tried so hard. (laughing) - Yeah, I don't know. That whole situation's fucking crazy. But then it makes me think like, is she gonna turn around and be able to see the city now? Which is like-- - Can we get more of it? - Yeah, do they attempt again? - I feel like it's pretty easy. There's other options. - I mean, maybe you said just take her out and shoot her. (laughing) - Is that one of the options? - Oh, y'all are just like, how bad. I think you lower out. - Let her out and let the world handle her. - Listen, get two times. - I always think you should go out how you took someone else out. - Ooh, I forgot. - I find I, two, three, two, three, two, three, two. Yeah, maybe. I agree. What were you gonna say, baby? - Just listen, she beat life twice. Third time's the charm. I think she'll get it. - Yeah. - But out in the real world. - I don't know. So I'm gonna just take her out already. - Let the victim's family have out her. - Ooh. - I think that would be good. - It's not gonna kill the one of my loved ones. Let me, let me have it. - Yeah, especially as brutally as she did that. - And there were kids. - Yeah. - There were teenagers. - That's so, there's something wrong with her. They did try to plead the fact that there was something wrong. PTSD, childhood trauma, all this kind of stuff and it never, whenever. - Well, another news and lighter news. Baby, we have you on the episode today because everybody wants to know the story about how we met. Do we feel like telling this right now? - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. There are plenty of reasons we put off getting support and for a lot of people, costs is one of them. With BetterHelp insurance, options may now be available nationwide with an average copay for eligible membership of just $23 per session. And while we're reconsidering old assumptions, maybe there are a few others worth questioning too. And as women, I feel like we put so much pressure on ourselves to just handle everything we're supposed to show up for everybody. Keep everything moving and somehow never need help ourselves. But there's nothing wrong with needing a little support too. That's where therapy can be so helpful. 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Taurus here, Taurus here. Taurus trifecta around me. And Chachi's a Taurus. Everybody's a fucking Taurus. - You own the Taurus? - Okay, yes. - All right, so you want to kick it off, baby? Or how do we do this? - I think you should tell the story, and I'll just-- - You'll correct you. - Talk like a woman. - I don't want to talk like a woman. - Wait a minute. Talk every, people hear me talk every week, though. They want to hear you talk. - Okay, well, I'll tell you my experience, which is the truth. Let's see. So I just filmed this show called "Calvasses Confidential." We were number four in Canada. (laughing) (laughing) You know, we did a big one out there. Anyways, wasn't, you know, getting a whole lot out of that until one day I get a follow on Instagram and TikTok from you. - Okay, let me pause you right there, 'cause we're gonna intertwine our stories together. So I was going through a very traumatic time in my life, and I was sitting in my studio house that I was living at at the time, and I was sitting on the couch, and I was bawling my eyes out, and this show pops up, and it's like, "Calvasses Confidential." And I'm like, I never watch it like this, either. - No, forever. - Never watch it like this. And I was like, I wanna meet this dude. We should get him on the pod, or whatever, and I was like, well, if anybody can do it, it's you. So then that's when I went and searched for his socials, and ended up following him. Okay, go ahead, baby, yeah. - So, I get a follow on Instagram and TikTok from you, and I just was like, yo, what a smoke show. So, although I follow her back, and at the time, the news was-- - Immediately followed me back. By the way, guys, it was like super fast. - It was like solving a ridiculous queue. It was just done. Like, it was out of this world. But the news wasn't public yet, which I'm never gonna talk about. But news wasn't public yet, and so I just-- - Assumed I was still married. - Yes, understandably. - Yes. - And I had DMD just saying, hey, I appreciate the follow. I'm a big fan of you guys. I'm a big fan of you and your husband, and I was like-- - Keep in mind, keep in mind, gun to head. Couldn't name us all. (laughing) - And that just-- - And this is no shade. We're literally deciding the truth. - Not at all, yeah. - Okay, 'cause rumor has it on the internet that like Dylan and I were talking before the divorce. I never even met him, and so way after the divorce was filed and all that. So just to clear the air. So I DMed her, you know, big fan, love you guys, blah, blah, just would love to meet you one day. And you were-- You thanked me and said, let's get you on a pod. And during the time of getting me on the pod, you guys had also had suede on the pod. Now, typical suede fashion, ruin everything. - Oh stop, I love suede. And let me tell this story really quick, because Dylan was actually supposed to come on before suede, but something had happened with like schedule and suede was like, can come out immediately or something like that. So that's why we did the pod with her. And then I also need to clear the air because I've seen a lot of comments that are like, you stole Dylan from suede or like, you got suede on the podcast and got all the information about Dylan and the pursuit him. That's not even the case. And with Dylan and I ever sit down and we do a full podcast, you'll get the whole story about Calabas' confidential. But there's, I love suede, there's no ill will, there's no hard feelings and her and I are still friends. - I can confirm it was scheduling. He was definitely supposed to come on first. - Yeah, for sure. - Was it supposed to be me? So the pod ends up falling through after suede shit the bed. - Well, we had to take suede's podcast down just because she told her truth. And I'm always gonna allow everybody to tell their truth, but her truth also offended a lot of people. So, you know, at her request, I took the podcast down. - And so we kinda were just in this limbo of being able to make it happen. You know, we were just, hey, I, you know, would like to see you kinda deal. And then you hit me with the first flirtatious. So then the news breaks, right? So then it's out there. She's on the market. She's ready to rock. - And. - I do a podcast where I talk about how my DMs are flooded and that I've only responded to two DMs. Jason put the insert clip here. - But yeah, I wanted to read some of these DMs for you guys. - I have been asked multiple times in my Ask Tell Confess. Can we please see what's in Bunnies DMs? - Oh God. - 'Cause there's something you wanted to read. - No, that was it. That was the question. I have multiple screenshots of people being like, will you please show us Bunnies DMs? And they're like, oh, yeah. - So I'll show, I'll tell you guys a little bit. I mean, of course, I've got the blue check marks coming in. I have a few wrappers that are literally in my DMs that are like, yo. (laughing) - That would work on me. - You gotta give me something more. I'm like, I'm never going to respond to a yo. - No. - So if you fucking send me a yo, just go fuck yourself because that'd be poetic. - Okay, well, I need to rephrase that because a couple guys have sent me like, poem. - Oh, no. - No, what we actually mean. - Please read a poem. - You gotta just have some rizz, dude. - You have a little bit of like swag. That's all I need. It was just a little bit of swag and maybe I'll respond. But I've only responded to two DMs. - Only two out of all of those? - Yeah, only two. - Wow, they must have really brought it. - Okay, and then so he swipes up on that post and he says, was my DM one of them. - Oh, I remember that. - Yeah, and I was like, I was like, okay, fuck, finally. He's like flirting with me and I go, I go, no, but you could try again and he just hearts it. - Yeah, I'm doing good today. - Like me, then? - Yeah, you know, it was like. - I was like, what's that all kind of response is that? Let's figure out. - I mean, I'll read between the lines, buddy. - Pursue. - Yeah. - I know, I got nervous. - Whatever. - So I don't try again. And then we still remained in contact like over time. - We were like texting you. - Yeah, just like keeping it like nice and professional. And I think she got sick of me not flirting. And so you really took initiative and said like, you know, you don't have to do the podcast to see me. - Because he kept saying like, when can I come out there and see you and do the podcast. And like, so finally, I was just like, bro, you know, you don't have to do the podcast to come and see me. - So again, I don't respond. (laughing) - I kinda think she's like, kind of had, you know, gotten sick of me at this point. And keep in mind, I'm not like the best texture, especially like early on. - He's like a fucking wet water rag. - It's like you cannot get anything out of it. - You can't get in. - You have no personality through texts, which I was scared of because, and that's why I'm at, go ahead, sorry. - So then, you know, I think it kind of caught up to her or she had like a realization that like, I might just not be good at dating or talking or something. So she decides to call me on July 3rd. - No, that's a lie. I didn't call you. We were texting and you wanted to come out, but I was scared because I was like, dude, this dude can't even hold a conversation through texting. I'm not gonna fucking have this dude come out here to hang out with him if he doesn't know how to hold a conversation. So I said, hey, call me, let's talk on the phone. So you called me. - So it's July 3rd? (laughing) - I just said the longer version of what I just said. - No, I just said the truth. - Right, right. So July 3rd, she says, hey, call me. And it's about 8 PM, I think, around. And we just talked. We got to know each other a little bit more. We, I think, shared a couple of laughs and just. - No, it's not at all. - It's actually everyone else. - Yeah. - On a FaceTime or a phone call. - It was a phone call. - I don't do FaceTime. - You should have seen me. I was walking around. (laughing) - Face, you're asking me. - Yeah, I was walking on the roof. - I'm dusting the ottoman. I was like, you know, we were totally having a ball. And she had mentioned this, she said the same thing again, which was, you know, you don't have to come to Nashville. Oh, you don't have to do the pod to see me. And that was about the second or third time you had set that over the two or three weeks fan of us texting. And I said, you know, Voney, you kind of talk a big game. You keep telling me to come see you, but I'm not seeing any action. And that's when she was like, all right, motherfucker. Do you want to bring a friend? - Oh, 'cause I'm not entertaining you if you suck. I was like, please bring a friend. And so he said, yeah, see how to friend. And then it was like, what, like, midnight. - By the time we wrapped the call, it was midnight, my time in LA. - Yeah, so it was like two and a half minutes. That like one a.m. was like, he's coming. That was so, like, really? - Yeah, I was so scared. I was like, oh my god, he's coming. - Yeah, we were looking for flights for a while. On the first flight out of there, it was at 6 a.m. on the four. - Yeah. - And so I called my buddy who was, you know, Seth. Love Seth. - We love Seth. - We love Seth. - Shout out Seth. - Who canceled his entire fourthed diet plan. He was supposed to take like, his little cousins to the beach. He was like, the DD, like, he-- - Oh my god, so bad. - No, and he doesn't, so don't. And he-- - He met all of us. He loves us. - Yeah, he packed his shit and he got to my house at two in the morning. He has a two hour drive from where he's at. So two in the morning, he gets there. We have to leave by-- - That's a dedication. I could never do that on a whim. A girl doing that? - No. - No, my guys can do that. - Yeah, guys can totally do that. - Listen, a backpack, say some underwear, we're good. Let's rock. Some guys don't even wear panties. - Pedrulones. - Pedrulones. - Had a good hour's sleep, hour and a half, maybe. And just straight to LAX, I mean, ready to rock. And the rest is history. - The rest is history. - We had someone fun that night though. - Yeah. - It was really cute because we had ran into him before. - She likes to tell this part of the story. - 'Cause I think it's cute because, you know, I was still nervous and he was nervous too. So apparently he was going to get like alcohol because he was so nervous. And when we got there, the elevator opens and he walks out and I walk out and we just both kind of like giggle at each other and then we just got the elevator and the rest is history. And despite popular belief, we were hanging out at Good Night National because that was my bar too. And because I felt comfortable and safe there, it was never a dig at anybody else in that entire situation, ever meant to be disrespectful. And we just, we ended up having our kiss under the fireworks and here we are. Three months later. - Four. - Three. It's not four. - This is month four. - No, it's not. - No, it's three. - I guess at 10 a.m. after we're going into month four. - Yeah, now we're going into month four. It don't be doing that. All the superstalists will be like holy shit. - Oh yeah, sorry. - Yeah. (laughing) - I feel like we knew she was cheating on us. - That was on me. - Yeah. - Did you see what Todd Crisley said about you guys? - Oh my gosh, okay. So let's talk about the Todd Crisley clip because I think I fucking love Todd. - I love him. - Shout out Savannah, I love you too. Even though I know you don't agree with it, I'm fine with that. But let's pull this up and let's watch it really quick so that we can respond to it because I thought it was fucking hilarious. Jason insert this clip. - Bunny XO. - Yeah. - 46 and Dylan Wolf 24. They were seen on their waffle house date. - What was I doing? - Well, it's just the fact that they're dating. - She's 24 and she's 46. - Yeah. - Bunny. - I just, I think it's a little different. - I'm 24 and a half. (laughing) - All right. - Lily Demo. - Lily can drive. - Lily Demo. - Lily Demo. - Jason's ghost. - Holy crap. - Holy crap. - They said no. (laughing) - When I was 24, I had my own house. I had my own cars. I had my own money. Like, I don't say. - I was fucking owes. - I don't understand why people think 24 is a child because that's just weird to me, but I digress and I'm not here to argue. - I don't know that Bunny would be looking at it as taking care of a child as much as she would be looking at it as she's free for the first time in her life to be who she is and control every aspect of her life. - I mean, good for her. - Thanks. - I just can't imagine a 24-year-old lay in pipe like a 35-year-old. - Okay, first of all, first of all, I have to fucking argue with that. (laughing) - I have to argue with that because, and I'm not gonna get vulgar with it because I, you know, families and stuff like that, but I've never met somebody whose level language is exactly like mine. And it's like, it's just, it's crazy. I, that's all I can say. It's, is there anything else you want me to say? - I think, I think you said it best. - Yeah, I think-- - Guilty as charged. - Yeah, I'm telling you, our love languages are just so, like, for once, for the first time-- (laughing) - She's going further down. (laughing) - For the first time in my life, I love that mother fucker. - These fucking, these fucking microphones. - You need a sand bag. - For the first time in my life, the love that I give out is being reciprocated, and I'm in heaven, and I'm happier than I've ever been. - I think it's one of the easiest things about, you know, in the last couple months for both of us, is just being around each other. - Just how much we love, we're lovers. He's a lover boy, I'm a lover girl, and I don't know, we just, I think we bring out the best in each other. And I think that's a testament of a real friendship and, you know, whatever this is, relationship is, it's you guys grow together and love and laugh. And like, we literally wake up every day, fucking laughing, we would say. - Like mother fuckers, hyenas. - Yeah, yeah. - Cash, right here in my room. - You hear it, yeah. - That's all you guys kids say the way. - You guys, they're doing boyfriend and girlfriend stuff. I said, "Oh, are they?" He goes, "I like it." (laughing) - Like, I'm so happy, and like, I'm just, I don't know, and I don't want to speak for you, but I think that what we have is a lot of fun, and Todd, I have to disagree with you, because I don't, I don't know, I've had a 35 year old man, and it wasn't anything like what this is, so. - And bam, bam, done. (laughing) So where a real man's gonna be in there, he's gonna, you go have to lay there for a little bit. I gotta stay in there with him. - Yeah, erectile dysfunction kicks in around 35, doesn't it? - Okay! - Yeah, it does. - He's a rodeo rater. - I love that. - Oh my god, I love that. - That's cute clip. - Yeah, no, I love you, Todd. I love you, Savannah. Thank you guys for going easy on us and being sweet. It was very sweet. - Um, all right, what's next? Some fucking headlines we need to address? - Yeah. - I guess I'm falling back into my old ways. - You're following into, yeah. That everything was a facade, and now the real you is coming out. - I mean, the real me is coming out. I'm so fucking happy, and I'm so like, at peace in my life for the first time in a really long time. And I think what I need to address also is, I have so many people in my comments that are like, oh my god, you sold us a lie, and that you weren't really happy in your last relationship, and that's not true, you guys. Like, people change, and people evolve through the years, and stuff like that, and, you know, up to a certain point, relationships are amazing, and then after that, they kind of dwindle down, and towards the end of a relationship is when things change, and if you guys have noticed, and you were a real follower, You'd have seen how much my car. change, or of where I was not with my family, and I was outside with my animals all the time, and like, there was, you know, a lot of things that were going, that were going on behind the scenes that will never be talked about, but that doesn't mean that that relationship was a facade or it was fake or anything like that. But as far as, like, I think I read an article earlier that said, like, I had a well-manacured public image. Are we talking about the same bitch that talks about yeast infections, whisper, fucking diapers. I have all the news articles saying the most diabolical headlines, and nothing has changed. The only thing that has changed is you guys out seeing me having fun. That's literally it. Before I didn't leave my fucking house, I didn't do anything. I never fucking went anywhere. They couldn't get me to go outside. I couldn't even go to a dinner with you. Yeah. I wouldn't even sit down at dinner with people. Like, I'm truly in the most peaceful and happy era of my life. And I wish that you guys would just love me through all my eras, you know. Can we address that, too? If I see one more comment about, like, where's Crunch? Like, we're in Waffle House, someone said, where's Crunch? I said, in the booth next to us. Yeah. Where's the take-em-everywhere? I'm with them. I'm with them all the time. I just, there's a lot of things that we don't film. I think somebody had said something like that, that me and you need to go and discover each other outside of bars. And it's like, you guys don't see us get up every day and go to the gym and fucking, literally went to a pumpkin patch yesterday. Literally went to a pumpkin patch yesterday. 100 degrees, just. Yeah. He was trying to buy a fucking pet. Oh, that pig almost came home with us. We pulled up the house and he goes, er, get up, put that pig. Yeah. He was trying to buy the pig. Like, there's so much stuff. I think you guys are so used to us posting like everything, which even really when we were posting, it wasn't everything. You literally saw me sitting outside with my animals. You didn't see everything else that was going on in my life. And we just don't post as much anymore about like other things that we're doing. You just happen to see like pictures of us going out and stuff like that because that is content and the work. We're all dolled up and. Yeah. And it's work content. So we're in makeup. So we got to take pictures. Yeah. Literally. But we do so much stuff outside of just going to cars. And we car pumpkins last night. Yeah. You guys are so much fun. The kids enjoyed that. Thank you. We were shooting the other day. Tell them about us going shooting, baby. I really don't want to talk about it. But yeah, I think it was super like on a whim. We were just like shooting at the shooting range. And so we went down the street, went to just go hit some targets. And you know, she's like being all cute, girly girl. Like, oh, you know, I've dabbled before and I was like, I'm a shower with myself. And I think she hit like out of every 10 rounds. Like she hit like four head shots. Might have been more. I'm more of like a shoot to injure kind of guy. You know, I would spare the life, but not her. Yeah. No. Yeah. I should kill baby. Which we all need to go shooting. When we went to every star. Yeah. That was so much fun. Yeah. We got to go back. Let's go back this week. We should take the kids. Are they allowed to shoot? No. No. I don't. I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah. I don't know. Can I shoot the gun? Yeah. Shoot the gun. Yeah. I'm watching him lay on his back, shooting them straight in the air, bro. Yeah. No. He's like the wild wild bus. We're washing them drown each other. I feel like she's got to pull her munder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's getting crazy. They're both me. No. Jaime said it best. Olivia is sober me and cash is drunk me. Yeah. Yeah. If you really want to look at the person out that doing that. Yeah. So you. And he's just making circles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think the next thing that we should address is probably everybody talking. Everybody is like obsessed with our relationship right now. And it's like such a big deal that it's a 22 year age gap. But like when Demi Moore does it and Cher does it and Madonna does it and everybody else does it. It's not that big of a deal. But fucking shares boyfriend right now is like 40 years younger than hers. Yeah. Actually like that. It's Amber Rose's ex Amber Rose's baby daddy. Right. That's who she's with. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't know that. No. Yeah. Amber Rose's baby daddy, which shout out Amber Rose. Love you. Come on the podcast. But I just want to keep it brief because everybody's thing is like, Oh, you said that if Jay hooked up with Jesse Murphy, that would be disgusting. And I think what was said, what got taken out of context because Jesse is one of our she, she, he literally calls her our little sister. And she's a part of the family. And that's what I meant by it being disgusting. And also, I never thought that I would ever date somebody younger. So in my eyes, you know, my dad dated if you guys read my book, my dad married somebody 20 years younger than him. So I've always just kind of like never understood age gap relationships. And I don't know. I just feel like when you meet somebody, energy doesn't have an age and, um, you know, it wasn't planned and here we are. And I'm living every moment of it. So if you guys could just, what's the fuck up? I mean, babe, people are like literally in the comments. They're like, blink if you need help Dylan. And it's like, I think I think sleep my eyes open. I think he's right where he wants to be. This dude is so fucking headstrong. I wouldn't be able to tell him anything if he didn't, if he didn't want to be somewhere, he's not going to be. He's not going to be there. Yeah, for sure. Nope. Not at all. Tourist or think you're so tourist. No, he's such a bull. He's, I tell him he's a bull in a China shop. That's only because I keep breaking shit like literally everything breaks everything doing. All right. The house and Nashville. Should we go and put it down? We literally just had a gate put in and because it was so dark and he's used to having straight lights. He's not used to being a brand new car too. That was the first day. Brand new for sure. I can brand new truck brand new gate that just got put out. This motherfucker can't see because no headlight or no street lights are out. And just full on just bam. Rex right into the fucking runs over a million dollar date that we had built. And fucking knocks it off the tracks. Mo was so pissed in the morning. We drive by and she's just looking at both of us. She's just just go. She was so mad. Jason insert the footage right here, please. All I could do is laugh. I thought it was fucking hilarious. Yeah. And then the dirt bike. Oh, yeah. Yeah. First day. First day. I don't know. It's trying to like do cool wheelies and shit and snap bent the gear shifter and snap the front brake. Did you get into my driver and you're like, it just won't go. I don't know why he's trying to push it up my driver and it's doing what I have to go. May have wrecked it. May have wrecked it for all things, but yeah. Oh. And before Jason had to fix it. Anything on the counter within arms reach. Yeah. No. Yeah. Well, Jason insert clip. Jason. Yeah. Jason. Actually, Jason actually wrecked the bike before Dylan did. And then no, no, he was going to fix it. Yeah. He was taking it to fix it. Fix it. It's my driveway. And our driveways mean it. And it's just. Stop. I'm crying just thinking about it. Jason insert that clip right here. (laughter) (indistinct chatter) (sounds of fire) Oh, shit. (sounds of fire) (sounds of fire) (sounds of fire) (sounds of fire) (laughter) Oh my god, automatic shirt pull. (laughter) (sounds of fire) (sounds of fire) That's so cool. And I got the bike back to and I'm like, "Ah, I don't remember hitting that part." (laughter) The old front fender is just scratch. I'm like, "Did I do that?" (laughter) And then I saw the video where you got, you felt bad, showed me. Yeah, at least he told the shirt though. That was so funny. Yeah, I don't know. Is there anything else we need to address? I feel like we've covered so much. You know, I feel like that's all the rumors. What about you, baby? Is there anything else we should cover? Um, no. Shout out to the people that do support, though. I know. I think that keeps us like. And I think it's like. It's like more and more and more people are starting to realize that like, um, you know, we are just having fun and we are making each other happy. And I think that when people can see the smile that you give me on my face that they haven't seen in a long time, I think it's starting to kind of, they're starting to warm up to the idea of like, "Okay, this might be something that's real." Um, next headline is the Nashville House that Jay supposedly gave me that's up for sale. I just want to clear the area here so that it doesn't like bat on him because I have seen a bunch of articles kind of like talking shit about him and comments and stuff like that. Um, I gave him that house in the divorce. That's not the house that I live in right now. We have a completely separate compound that we live at that has, you know, that we're on. So when we talk about the compound, it's not that house. never was, and that's J's house to sell and do whatever he wants to do with it. And if you guys could, just go buy the house, please. It's a great house. The pool is amazing. I put African sauna back there. Five person sauna, two cold plunges. There's fucking acreage. There's a barn if you want to have fucking animals. No, that house was dope. Yeah, go check it out, but it's not my house. So I just want to clear the air on that also. Let's talk about how the LA House is almost done being decorated. And the next is the Nashville House that is going to be decorated. And I cannot fucking wait till that one's done because that one's taken forever. But Kate Kramer decorated our LA House. And I couldn't love it more. We walked in the night that we got home from Nashville. So ready to be home, by the way. Yeah, yeah. And then just seeing the setup was just perfect. It was perfect. It was completely different than when we left. Yeah. I feel insane. And when I tell you, I have fucking busted Kate's chops, dude. I was like, I text her. I was like, I'm leaving for Nashville. I'm maybe gone for 10 days when I come home. This house better be done. And she was like, yes, man, we were city camping chairs. Wouldn't we left? Yeah. So it's a combo in the backyard. Yeah, I like them. I don't think they came here. Who got this? You're a gravity. Those are nice. That's a good addition to the camp. I like them. I mean, on cardboard. Yeah. Yeah. Um, mattresses on the floors. Yeah, we'd blow up mattresses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, so not what I expected. Yeah. I was like, we were rough in it, dude. We were rough in it. Yeah. I kept telling Dylan. I was like, I swear we don't live like this. I was like, I promise. He just came into my life. We lived in this house. Like day of key. Yeah. Oh, no. Like, we didn't even have hot water. I don't think fucking at that moment in time. I had to make a moe get a hold of the gas company so that we could have and like tell them, like, hey, we'll tip you if you come out here and turn it on to say like, no, I'm, I love it. It's so peaceful out here. It's, it's really just a home. Like, I love it. Nashville, of course, will always be home. That's where my animals are. And we go back and forth each month, we're by coastal, but I just love being out here and I just love the feeling that it gives me out here. Yeah. I absolutely love what she did with it. If you could look inside of your brain, I feel like that's exactly what this house looks like. Yeah. Every little corner in detail, it's very detail oriented to you in the smallest things from the pool table. Yeah. Everything obsessed with the pool table is so I got banged on a good night. Okay. Great. Give me a heads up. I was standing near it. What do you mean? I'm leaning on it every night. It was. I was touching it. It was touching it. I was really scared you guys banged in my room. I was looking at it. When I got there, I said, I don't remember putting the pillow there. Who does this belong to? I don't remember. Yeah. I'm like the way my room looked like when I left. Everywhere else in the house? Yes. Got it. You went on the dining room table, though, baby. What about right here? Here? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah. Absolutely. Thank God. The Cleaner's Game. That's crazy. We have the jukebox going. I mean, it was a classic urban cowboy. Yes, it was. It was hot. That's hot. Wild. We are going to do a whole vlog of the transformation. And then I know you put on your TikTok, a really good walkthrough, detailed one in your Instagram. It looks so good when you made that. Yeah. That was her. All right. Thank you, guys. Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Don Blonde. If you guys want us to answer any questions in future episodes, put them in the comments. We love you. Oh, and ask talk of us. Always DMS. 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