Buddha Ben Is Trapped In The Middle Of Nowhere: Wed Sep 16, 2026

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Produced a banger. My only complaint to them about that, because it was a great video, it's just, it's got to be on Tuesday mornings. I know Brian had a nice break, yeah, I would like a nice break. I really enjoyed it. Yeah. Like two minutes. Yeah, the video was like 49 seconds. That's a nice break. Yeah, I feel that. There's a mental break. Where'd you go on vacation? Two hours. Yeah. How many nuggets did you eat during that video? Not nuggets, but I did eat. Yeah. No, I must move. It was very funny. You have fries for lunch today? I did. Why? What did you do? I didn't do anything. Oh, no. Does he smell of fry? I didn't think you were a fries for lunch, guy. I am. Okay. Yeah. Of course I am. Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm fries. Sure did. What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? Of course, he's a fries for lunch. Yeah. Why would I be a fries? Of course, he's a fries. I think you're cheese with the fries and the nuggets and the burgers. What are you doing? What's the most days you've gone without a fry? I don't think I've got, I want to put it on a street. Pretty good street. Yeah. Is it zero? Are you cow-rippkin numbers? Are you saying cow-rippkin numbers? Guys, if we're talking, if we're talking work days only, yeah. It might be. And second week days. Have you ever took three in a row? No. No. Yesterday, I did take a day off from Chick-fil-A, and I got Shake Shack and some fries. Okay. Now, if I ask you not even work days, what's the longest you've gone without a potato product? I'll probably, no. Potato products at all? Yeah. On the weekend, I might go no fries because I'm doing a big potato. Right. I think I'm going to have a potato every day. Potato every day. I'm going to potato every day. You never go for like Chipotle, sweet green. No. No, no, no, no. Yeah. But if you go to like a Mexican restaurant with your family, that just means you got a potato for a potato earlier in the day. I would've had it. I mean, you got three chances at potato. You got a fries chance. You got three. You got three. You got three. You got three shots at it. Yeah. And I usually take advantage of at least one, probably two. And then I've done, I've definitely done the three that's I've picked up before. You ever wake up from a nightmare and go eat some fries? Um, no, because fries aren't available, but I will go, I do have hash browns as quickly as I can. As quickly as you can. Yeah. Yeah. You have like an emergency. I love, I love potatoes. It's like a diver coming up. Yeah, I've got to get right into the, like an oxygen mask. It's a chamber. Yeah. Oh, shit. I opened my eyes. I need a hash brown. Potato me. Do you ever include cheese with the hash browns? It can be. It can be. Not certainly not a pre-Breakfast, um, but, uh, you're ridiculous. You're like a potato pancake. I've had potato pancakes. Yeah. I think people sleep on that. Really? My mom's soft, good potato pancakes. Okay. All right. Yeah. You're ridiculous. Can I talk about the allegations? It was. Whoa. Oh. I'll talk about the allegations. Of what? I was, uh, I was shopping online the other day. You know how I'd, I'd be, and I found this new company and I was like, I like, I like those clothes. I like the cut of those clothes. I like what they look like. And so I bought me a nice new flannel shirt. Looks great on you. Yeah. And, and I enjoy it. And I think it's a good shirt and I'm going to wear it. And then I was walking down the hall. You know, you get that new shirt feel. I was just, I was just skipping. Yeah. It's like, oh, man, I got it today. And, uh, chap said put big cat shirt back in his office. Oh. Oh, yeah. And I said, I said when that before, I said, I said, no, this isn't, he doesn't wear one like this because this is a new company that I found. So I don't think this is a big cat shirt. I, uh, I'm not in flannel season yet anyway. I am in flannel. We're, we're a few weeks away. I'm still in just black t-shirt, nothing else. That is too close to a big cat shirt, though. Like, you know, I have this shirt. You might as well be wound in this hoodie. Yeah, I have it. You have this, that's like rustic cotton candy. Uh, I think it was, uh, uh, Southwestern sunset, uh, yeah. There's certain shirts and like hats, people wearing off to where they claim it. Like, if you're wearing the Mountain Dew hoodie, you might as well be wearing this hoodie. Yeah. This is uniform. That's fair. Yeah. She can't claim it. You don't get all flannel shirts. I, the fuck are you mad at me for? I didn't say it. Yeah, you're right. I don't give a fuck what you wear. Yeah, but people can't ascribe to you. Why are you getting mad at me? You don't care. People can't ascribe. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I had nothing to do with it. I don't care. I do not care what you wear. Well, I'm not actually not thinking about what you wear. Ever. I actually think about you. Dan would tell me. So you do make fun of me for the things I wear. I'm thinking about you naked right now. And it's awesome. Yeah. Hung. And then you wouldn't wear like a, a doofus graphic tee. Yeah. No. It's really really different. Make seven up yours. Yeah. You'd ever go like it's still a plain monochromatic tee underneath the flannel? Yeah. I couldn't do that. Do you own white socks? Yeah. Because what do you have on today? Are those like a. These are my trippy roses. I prefer print. These are my rosy downmations. You're the one that called attention to the flannel. Yeah, you're true. You're right. I am true. You're true. I like flannel. It is though. Okay. Which. I will say that like you. Yes. Yes, Dan. I'm here, Dan. No one's gonna copy what you wear. We're not 12 years old. Yeah. Now, wait a minute. Biblically true. Yeah. Now, now, hold on. He kind of like cornered a market that no one wants to go down. And then he comes and takes everyone else's. Now, hold on a second. I think you and T-bob's son were both wearing a kicks t-shirt. Kick cereal t-shirt. Kick cereal t-shirt. You're like the Sarah Squirm of bar still sports. Now, hold on a minute. Got that. I'd like to be fashionable from time to time. Right. Well, my fashionable for you is like, oh, check it out. This, this, uh, sand lot shirt has a collar on it. Yeah. Oh, remember the, remember the cartoon from the 80s? No one watch because I'm a thousand years old. There's a button on my breast. Speaking of Rico. Today. He hates Shay. That's fine. He hates Shay. That's not even fucking close. I have one. I have one. That's a night and day difference. Again, I, the only thing I'd get mad about is that you're trying to, you're trying to beat me to flannel season. But that's fine. I'll, I'll come in. I did flannels all through. I always do flannels on the day of, whoop, Wednesday. Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming close to flannels. Yeah, it's, it's close. The temperature has a dip. October, do you think? Yeah, it's all tempered like. Yeah. The first couple days that are like in the 50s. Yeah. Consequently. Rico Bosco. Great shirt by speaking of fashion. That shirt he put out today. I like the shirt. I like the shirt. To day or. To day and white shirt. You see it? No, let me see it. Oh my god. Let me see the shirt. It's fire. Why does he do razor Ramon instead of whatever that is? What are you talking about instead of the, the red faced cartoon? I'm boy. That guy. Yeah, but, but razor Ramon was the bad guy. He just, he just put his face on, razor Ramon's body. Hmm. Does he stink or is he? No, no. No, no. Those are like a beaver's head. That's a little bit on his face. Like, I. I love this. I think it's very. Why is he in the tux? I don't know. Oh, this is Scarface. Mm-hmm. Okay. Uh-huh. Oh, we got Barstool this morning. We were joined at the very end by Stu Feiner of Barstool Sports Advisors. Stu Feiner, the very first thing he said was basically it amounted to fuck Rico Bosco. That dude's nobody. He's nothing. He'll never be nothing. I don't like him. He's a nobody. He's being performative. Fine. Fine. Got no problem with that. Um, but he that's what Stu said. In the camera shot, I'm sitting behind besides Stu. And I just I'm sitting there. And at one point, Stu's boisterousness makes me laugh. And I go, oh, yeah. Oh my god. You fucked up. What did Rico Tweet about, Dan? Did he? Tweet about Stu Feiner? Yeah. Uh, calling him everything under the sun, saying he's a useless sack of shit. Or did he say no? Because I was sitting there trying to look at the look. Look at that. Look at that. I am. You're dying, you're dying. I fucked up. That's a foul. I'm just sitting there. You're catching up. Brandon, this is, this is Rico for better or worse. Week one record numbers. I saw on social. Right. We're giving a lot of credit to Rico Bosco. How do you feel about that? Um, well, he's a non-factor. He doesn't get any buzz no matter what. He's basically a friend of Dave's at this point. I mean, he's some part. He's going downhill and is and listen. Oh, there was. Couldn't control yourself. I did was look down. He was killed. It was full body convulsions. I said nothing. But that's, I mean, you see someone pick him like yesterday? I saw the clip. There have been a thousand times that if Rico got mad at me, I would be like, hand up totally deserved it. I was trying to make you mad. I was, I was poking you. I was trolling you. Yesterday, I genuinely went into the pick. It was, we taped it at 8 a.m. I generally was like, let's get in. Let's get out. And he was just so mad about Stephen Che. Dave called him a terrible human being. Said that he is way worse than meekville. And then I just said, you've been pouting since someday and he lost it on me, not Dave. But that's, that's Rico experience. Is it you're acting like a child? Yeah, he didn't like, I don't know about that. Yeah, because you like one thing gets said to you and then you, and then you pout for four days after. That's not, you haven't, this is, this is the ball and chain and the ass paddle. Like, you haven't seen me in three days. I saw you get off saying that. Where do you get off saying that? No, no, and then you left it off. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing because it's miserable. Look at how horrible he is. He's horrible. He goes home and fucking. He's a dude. Stephen. All right. You didn't fucking see me, bro. Stephen. You don't know what goes on up here. And I don't know what goes on up there. And I don't ask you about it. Rico, no, no, but you're the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. Say hello to the bad guy. Right? I'll never get over it. Every chance you get on the bad guy. I did. But do you see the clip? Like, I didn't say he was a bad guy in that clip. I said he was pounding. He was close to losing it there. He was. He was teetering. Stephen, you were there on Sunday in the cave. He didn't say anything after you, you, you yelled at him. It was, it was a couple hours of nothing of nothing. And so like, then I point that out and he's just like, that's not true. It's like, dude, I watch you. When Stephen got mad at you, you just shut down. I did. I did freak out for a second. It was over in my mind in 40 seconds. Stephen, you've done that to me. You've done that to me. I've done that to so many. Right. You've done that to Max. You've done that to literally all of us. And all of us in the moment are like, whoa, that was a lot. And then two seconds later, we're like, all right, that's fine. And like, it got clipped. And I quoted it. And I just said, this was about the boxes had nothing to do with anything else. And that's all it was. Like, I'm passionate about the team that I follow. They had a bad day. Half a second after something, but the next bad thing happens. He said something about like, oh, your team's things were, and yeah, I'm in that moment, I am very irritable. And I snap. So I apologize. That's not how I know we have to apologize. Business, but like, you know, that's kind of what that atmosphere is for. And I'm not going to like fake that. But yeah, that that that was a genuine pissed off reaction. So Brandon, that's why a long way of saying I don't think that it matters. Yeah. He will just pick anything. Brandon, what do you think? Bosco met when he was in his rant. He said something about like, I go home and I dildo. Like he like cut himself off. I'm saying, yeah. What do you think? Where do you think he was going with that? You fucking dare smile. There's some about dildo. He's saying. He puts a dildo in his butt. There's no way. He's he got cut off. He said, I go home and I dildo, but we don't know. You don't know what he was talking about. You think puts. Oh, you know what? He probably puts on a dildo costume. Maybe. Do you think he's got a side gig at the dildo store? Is he a dildo for hire? He's got to sign up. He's he's turned. He's spinning the dildo sign. Oh, yeah, check into the. Yeah. Oh, he's been in the air. Dildo. Shaped like an arrow. Dildo's here. Yeah, points to where you could get dildos with a big dildo. That's exactly what he does. Branden. Pickle bread. Branden. Branden. Branden. Nonsung hero. Don't do it. Dildo. I think he does whatever he wants whenever he wants. He's a free man. He can do whatever he wants. It's a merit. Him saying he would rather have aides than be spoken to like a child. He loves on it. Listen, I love Bosco. He's the Bosco economy. He is electric. I fucking love the guy, but you can't be like, like I said, there's many times where I've deserved to be lashed out at. Yesterday was just like stating the facts. That's just how Bosco works. And pick them the writers. I never we never saw the writers doing that plot. Where Dave called him a terrible human and then he freaked me out. That was like when we read the script on Monday night, I was like, holy fuck. Wow. This is going to be insane. And it was or it wasn't. I don't know. I'm not fully caught up on it, but so I watched him follow Stephen, by the way, on Twitter. Devastating. Yeah. So I was watching it the show yesterday and it started with me, but then it quickly evolved into meekville. And he was doing some reactions, whatever, when meekville spoke. But what is the, and I know that they had some beef from pick them, or no, sorry, from pick central. What is the, how did this like cavernous gap between these two happen? I don't really know. I mean, meekville is a troll. Certainly. That's a root for the same teams, right? Yeah, I don't think that matters. Okay. I don't know, but he can't stand the side. Yeah. Yeah. No, he hates him. Hate his, hates the sight of him. You saw Nick. You were in the cave with us. No, every time. No, it just, it happened to line up every time Nico Collins dropped the ball. Every time me, how does Rico act, like just like meekville would say, like, he'd said the Cubs score. Yeah, he'd be like, oh, this person is ruled out. And Bosco owners brought to just go, Jesus Christ. And they were sitting on opposite sides of the room. And meekville wasn't talking to Bosco. He was just saying it to the room. Yeah, he'd go, Jesus Christ. It's a little irrational. I think there's a clip of one of them where he's just, like, fuck fuck this guy. Are they ever friends or it's from the beginning? I don't think, I don't think so. I don't think they're ever going to see. But that's the, that's why I love them. And that's the, the meekville effect too. Yeah. Yeah. Although we can't have Bosco just shut down in the cave. There's no reason to have him here. If he's just going to not talk. I like that too. It's pretty funny. I've gotten to know Bosco over the past month. Yeah, you did, you did dinner with him. You love him. I love him. He's, he is wild. The, it was in front of my face the whole time. And I always was a little bit entertained. But he, you know, he's, he's that guy. He is, he is a hilarious guy to be around. Yes. Unless he's pounding. That's funny to me. Fuck, fuck this hell. He's grown man, pounding his whole Larry. I just don't need to see it. Titus, that's childish, right? I'm following him on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. He's mute the guy. Yeah. I didn't need to see that. Oh, you just don't need to see his stuff. Yeah, I just don't need to see it. Any comment to return back? I just don't need him. At your point. You're dead to him. He's never read the box again. Damn. That's brutal. What if the cowboys are playing the box? What if the, what if the Eagles doesn't matter? Doesn't matter. Tough. I sent you TJ, the one, the, the clip that Chuck found of him just saying something innocuous to the room. And then Rico, he's doing his breathing exercise. It's so funny. But he can't even, he doesn't have the patience to even do those correctly. Yeah. And then he always say he's like a dog. He won't, he won't look at me, Phil. He won't look in his direction. Like it's like a dog at the, when you see like two dogs in a dog park and they like, you know, they even get like face to face, but they'll be like, that's a better mistake. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I, you know, Rico, well, but I think you're wrong. You got to let him pout. I want to see how long it goes. Got to. It's just like, yeah, he's out right now. That is great shit. Yeah. Yeah. Rico can't talk today. But can he get upset when I say he's pouting? That was all the better. I can't point out that he pouts. Yes, you're doing that, but you can't tell him to stop outing. Okay. Okay. Okay It's powdering just it's company man. Good luck trying to talk to him today So good don't rile up Rico. He's I said it to you Jay Should DM to you my bad Is Blutman going to play hockey today? Blutman and Jeff D. Low are up with where Blutman is. It's almost impossible to be anywhere in the world Well, he did have Connor Griffin driving to the airport yesterday and he declined to tell him until 20 minutes into the trip It was midway. That's brutal. By the way, we have a we have an airport travel. It's actually Intimidated. Yeah, we have a travel issue. We're gonna have to deal with it at some point today. Oh, are they ice? Oh, Blutman's not real Blutman can't skate. Ah What's the what's our travel issue and Budaben is stranded. Oh, where I saw this on an island Palm Springs, California And where is he traveling from L.A. to New Jersey. He made it three hours He's trying to drive home, but he's stuck. Oh, he's driving. He had a so last when Budaben drove I think it might have been when he left Parstal like six years ago. He drove out to California. Remember he had a panic attack Was he getting vertigo? Yeah, there's something like or altitude sickness. Yeah, so he called me last night He's like, hey, I need your help. I was like, what's up? He's like I it happened again. I was like, what are you talking about? He's like I got my car. I got two hours on my trip and then I started having a panic attack and I pulled over I need someone to come get me. I was like, what do you mean? So I think he's gonna come on the yak. We'll try to But he wait he's driving solo. Yeah, who is that the text? It was that him that no, that was security Mike. Got everyone involved Security makes not with him, but no security Mike called me and was like, hey, you want to do? So he's calling everyone. Well, I was like, I told Buddha. I was like, wait, we'll try to figure this out for you. I can't Initially, he was like, can you send someone out to get me? I was like, I can I am not going to tell someone they have to go to Arizona to drive you to New Jersey But he also can't drive back to LA. I don't know about that. I told him I was like, can you just get on a plane and then ship the car? We'll talk to him Yeah, I don't know man this company. I believe it. Yeah, no, no, I would just I'm not laughing at him because obviously a panic attack is serious, right? I just don't know what At this pace, when is he going to get to Jersey? Let's see How many hours is it to go cross-country It's gotta be 40 70, I don't know so he will be in New Jersey at this pace in 60 days Yeah, we'll get him to stop in Phoenix. Yeah, yeah, stop in Albuquerque. Yeah Has he tried like lighting a blunt and unwinding? I don't I don't know why I'll we'll tell him to zoom in T.J. I'll text you with him. Or do you have his number? I'll text him. Oh, what a guess 40 hours. How about that? Nice Brandon. I uh, I never crossed paths with Boota band. Yeah, I guess a lot of people in this room have him. He helped us with the video when we were in California I met him in person like great dude. Yeah producer Really talented in terms of like production and and like he he's done he did the punk music videos. He used to work rough and rowdy He did uh, he was on grit week. He actually wrote a chapter in our book because of The tornado incident that we had in like 10 years ago. Yeah, that was something He's on clothes that are really cool He's a very he's a very interesting cat. Let's say that. He's uh Trying to think of what would be the best We were on grit week and He ordered he has a domino's order which we can ask him I think it's probably still is it's like a thin crust pepperoni and mush already to know And he we were all sitting in the room and we ordered it and I was like hey, can I get a slice? He's like no Like what do you mean? It was like I ordered this pizza And I was like what do you what do you mean? He's like no, this is my pizza. Yeah, you wouldn't ask for half of someone's burger I agree but a pizza. No, that's just high. Yeah um Yeah, we'll get him on What else what else we got going on teacher. Did you have that video of of the meekville? No, it's hasn't sent yet. What do you mean? It's had like 70% sense. It's just sitting. Oh Not for me. No, I have to send it to myself to watch it. Oh, I'll send it to you I'll DM it to you. Tate hasn't shit yet. That's pretty concerning really concerning really concerning really concerning That's like a lot of just yeah mass in his stomach. I kind of want to see an x-ray of it. Yeah Yes, or to do yeah, is there a chance like can it get so Dense oh, yeah, that you have to get like a C-section. Yeah. Oh shit And then we'd have to do skin to skin Who's gonna have to take has a C-section scar These pole burgers out of them It's all the giant laws Yeah, that is concerning. Uh-huh. Very oh Tate of emergency. He's got to eat like a brand muffin or something like go get some fire. I think go get some like shredded wheat Telling you this apple juice in a cigarette. Yeah, yeah, that's too. Mm-hmm apple juice in a cigarette. Yep What a combination that is He's right about opportunities. How is this possible is his like body Just like a piñata stuffed with big mass like in the recesses of his body It has to be in more than just a stomach and yeah, he's got like a best big mac in his knee cap now. Yeah It's just ever going to actually went further than It passed the ass in slower extremities Miss the exit it's got shit his heels had onions in his ankle. Yeah He gets an ingrown toenail and it outcomes the big Donaldson just thousand island in between those He makes no sense. He should shit like sounds like a severe problem Is he here right now? Has he taken anything for it? I like a laxative or a He should do that for sure And it's cut open get the job done. Oh Lucy and I'm oh yeah. Oh Lucy would do it nicotine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah without a doubt Tate seems like one of those guys probably has he seems like someone who's never tried anything except beer Correct. I think that's right here. Yeah, I think that's actually true. Yeah, a lot of that's every Ohio teacher. Yeah, like he wouldn't even Like if you offered him like a gin and tonic he would be like Whoa now is Ohio so the hard stuff yeah, I don't just light beer. I just drink 30 light beers every second A gin and tonic. I don't want to get addicted. That's a slippery slope. Yeah, the gateway next thing you know I'll be drinking tequila now if the buck guys are playing I'll wake up at 4 a.m. and start fucking hammering light beer Otherwise, you're tricking it like water. I gotta be responsible Yes, yes, yes What is it the great poop watch now it's raining a little bit So I had this old hat on from my hometown. Uh-oh And you do not make content in a non-47 brand hat. I got you boss Anyways, this is a poll question for the people out there So I have not pooped in 48 hours now since eating 10 big max and the people are freaking out They're like, hey, you gotta get some mirror legs. Hey, you gotta get these fiber gummies listen We did not pack our shit up and moved to Chicago to have a healthy colon We packed our shit up and we moved to Chicago to make content So vote below on my way home from this walk should I stop at the store should I get a laxative should I do this the right way Or should I play more of a natural game should I see what happens and then I'll document the process Let me be very clear. I'm not live streamed my poop you freaks. That's a little too far But I will set up a tripod in the bathroom. I'll record it when it happens, and I'll release it later. So We're going to be six Should it be a tripod or should it be Lucas Lucas is gonna have to stick his finger Lucas is going up to tease his ass. You're gonna plunge his ass Lucas irrigate me Just a naked tape with Lucas and a poor genum. Yeah, he hasn't noticed this. He has to feel sick Well, he was having like he cut burps like to in between that speech It's crazy Man ask what the longest you guys have gone without taking the poop is Honestly a few days, but yeah, I was gonna go for 10 hours, but I don't need not after a thousand big Macs Yeah, that's what yeah, yeah, it constipated for a few days. Yeah, like 10 a.m I What are we talking about I'm like two days. I'm sure. Oh, yeah, it's longer than that. Yeah, if I didn't eat anything Or nick it can't I didn't poop a camp is that just your shy? Yeah, I had to go really bad Should you use Brandon's hotel room? I told you offered okay, Mickey I know you destroyed that fucking thing here's here's here's the here's what he would do every time me feel the talk. - Chair. (laughter) - Meeker, you in town tomorrow? - You just swing by. (laughter) - Probably needs a social guy. - I'm picking up books. - Yeah. - Lucas is coming. - Yeah. - He's a bum. - Are you live streaming? - We're going to do. I'm a. - Oh! - Jesus. - Great job. - I don't know how I am. - Hey, cops. You don't want to talk? - I'm good, I'm good. - Hey, hey, it's me. - Hey, hey, it's me. - Are you sick? - I'm sick. - Are you sick? - Yeah, I'm sick. - Every time we go with his mouth. - I had the guy cashing. - He won't look at you. (laughter) - You can't take too much alcohol to get on the neck. (laughter) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's tough, yeah. - Eagle ponds. (laughter) - He helped you. (laughter) - He can't even look at me. - I'm sorry. - I just heard a couple of cheers. - He goes. - There's just like a ponds. - All right. (laughter) - He can't stand. - He can't stand. - Oh, yeah. - He's not even here. Meek. - He was like. He was talking to someone else. On the other side of the room. - Take it. - He was going to grab a water. He asked if anybody else wanted one. - Jesus Christ. - Control this guy. Fuck this. Fuck this guy. - Tates on. - Tate. - Hey, Big Cat. - How have you not pooped? - I don't know, man. But I'm trying to do it natural. I'm trying to do it natural. I don't know why I have pooped. - You don't want to get in your bathtub? (laughter) - No painkillers. - No painkillers. - I'm trying to do. I think I might do an impromptu stool after dark tonight. Because stool poop. And just do like a poop watch. - And then how would it end? - Till I poop. - Oh, okay. Have you tried nicotine? - I've never done that. - There it is. - There it is. - It's over. - It's over. - This is crazy. Would you be open to Lucas plunging your butt? - On my channel? - Sure. - If you'd want. - Fine. - Okay. - What about him just manually teasing the rim? (laughter) - No, that actually works with us. (laughter) - No, I'm out on Lucas doing that. No, I think I'm gonna. My mom's really against this one. Do you guys know. Is this actually dangerous? - It's not healthy. I would assume. - Well, like how bad could it be? I haven't pooped in three days, whatever. - If you put in. If you put in a Lucy, you'd poop in like five minutes. I heard someone said that, but also they said the first time you do like a pouch or whatever you throw up. - I don't know what to do. - But the throwing up might force it to turn out. - Yeah, or at least get something out of your body. - You might throw up a turd. - Oh, no. - That can happen. - Yeah. - I've been doing. I've been eating like lentils or whatever. They have like fibrom. I don't know, I'm trying. Everyone's saying I gotta go to either the doctor. I'm not gonna doctor or to CVS. And I think I got the tripod here. We're gonna get on poop watch here soon. Now, Tate, is there like a food that gives you diarrhea all the time? Could you try ordering that? Like Chinese food? - Yeah, I have 100% hit rate. It's like my favorite thing since I moved to Chicago. But it makes me have diarrhea every time. Is it jared and air? - Yeah, or narrow, yeah. - Yeah. - I love it, but it is. - So get it. - There you go. - There we go. - Italian beef. - All right, I'll do that. - How's your HR meeting? - I almost called you. I only call you on serious issues now. - Oh, that was the funniest thing I've ever been a part of in my entire life. - Did they consent to having their picture taken? - It got real, yes. I said, they wouldn't let me film it. And I said, when we compromise, like, I gotta take a screenshot. - Yeah, there's 15 minutes. - Kim and Paul wanted to talk to him about his future punishments. - Multiple. You're an implicated big cat. - How so? - They didn't like the USC one. - What? - They didn't like the Nebraska one? - Oh, no, that's fine. - They're all standing down there. - What's the USC one? - He has to go to the blue. - See the shiny sea. - Oh, oh, yeah. - The big one with Kent State. - What's that? - You're not gonna lie to Kent. - I'm gonna lose. - I needed you. I almost called you. I needed you in this meeting. - I should have been in it. - I was like, I was like, listen. I get it. But also we're 53 and a half point favorites. And then Paul was like, I mean, the Red Sox came back and beat the Yankees. - They were both championships. - That was like, I mean, the Giants are good. And I'm like, dude. - Yeah. Dave said it. They're doing their job in the fact that, like, yes. Technically, we shouldn't have any employees risk life and death for content. But you're not, because Kent State's not gonna win. - It's not right. - Kyle, that has to hurt Pat. - Yes, Pat. - He said he will try to kill himself. - The Trumps, like a legal loophole. Is it being Kent State? - I was trying to hint at it. I mean, it was very. - I got a legal loophole team. You could have recorded. Like, we were like planning it out. It was like, okay, would you do this in an open field. Maybe you could do it around tall buildings that have lightning rods. And I was just like, guys, we should have this meeting after the game. - Yes. - We're in a half point. - Yes, yes. That one is, yeah. That one. Also, yeah. You can ignore them. They're just doing their job. Like, they have, they have the hardest job in the world. HR and legal for bar stool sports. - Yeah. - That's literally, that's actually worse than any punishment that you have on your list. - I appreciate them both. And I told them that and we laughed about it. How like, they have to do this. Then they have to deal with the pancing of mincey. But then they all feel like serious, like, benefit problems sometimes. And it's like, yeah, you guys, I told them they'd better be getting paid like crazy. But it was very funny when I had to break the news that Ohio State had already beat Paul State. - Okay, good. Good. - Yeah. - Kim was not excited about the vasectomy. And I said, news. We beat him. - Yeah. - Perfect. All right. So you're good. So, wait. Then a braska. What was in the braska ward? - Apparently, if you eat corn so many days in a row, you could get a appendicitis. But I said. - Steven Choi. - I already had a appendicitis. - Yeah. - And get it twice. - Yeah. - So this is going to be, I don't know. I think we came to the conclusion of they're doing their job. I'm doing my job. And if we do lose a game, we'll reconvene. But there's no reason doing pre-meetings. - Correct. - Correct. - And we're not losing another game, Tay. You know as well as I do that. As much as people clown Ryan Day, he's a bounce back coach as well. So I think we're, I think we lock. I think we just lock in the rest of the season. - Yeah. - And we'll be fine. - And then if you do lose a game, we just sign your life. - Yeah. And then fuck. And then we'll kill you in a corn field or whatever. - And that's what I said. I was like, dude, like I'm telling you, I know the lightning rod thing would go with Kent State sounds bad. I'm not making it to the next severe thunderstorm. - But it's like I said, when you were laying out the punishments the first time for us, if we lose the Kent State, you will never mind your little punishment that you will kill yourself. - Right. - Yeah, you have bigger problems than standing in a field with a golf club or whatever. - All right. Next meeting we have, I'm having you guys, my representation. - Yeah. - Yeah. And it's also, they're not saying you can't do it. They're just saying that we have to sign some paperwork so that if you did die, your parents or your fiance can't sue us. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Which is fair. - Yeah. - I have a question, by the way. - Yeah, right. That's all they're looking for. - Yeah. - They don't care about the life. - Oh, that's tragic. Someone in your family suing us would be like, oh, fuck. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's one L shit. - They tell you. - We don't care about your life. We just care about the ramification. - I don't want you to die just because somebody else would have to host after dark. Cause I think that's the only way you can get out of it. - Yeah. - That means a lot, Nathan. - I think that is probably the path to getting Dave's respect. If you considered making after dark like a good program to get on Dave's radar. - Actually, now that we're talking about like legal stuff. I actually would like you to sign something that says that if you die, someone from your family has to do after dark. - The high five. - The high five. (all laughing) - My family is fed up with the after dark. Not in a funny way though. Like I pitched this idea to him. My dad's at the Guardians Games today. Big Guardians Games. I said we should do a after dark 999 family outing. My mom does it. My dad does it. My fiancee does it. My brother, and they're like, no. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Fair. - Fair. - Very, very fair response from the normal people who are in this world. - Uncle Steve was down. - Uncle Steve was in. - Fuck you. - All right, well just, yeah. Get something to get this poop out. - Okay. But also if it's stay big, coincides with the mincey trip. - I think it's real. - Oh man. - We got to talk about that. - Imagine if they take the, you know. - There's been times where like a flight has had to land. - Oh yeah. - Did you see that athlete? - Yeah. - That crossfit lady this week? - Yeah. - The tri. - Oh yeah. - Hyrule. - Hyrule. - Hyrule. - Actually exploded poop down her legs and then, but then kept going and just did the whole rest of the thing just covered in poop. - No. - That could be you. - Fuck you. - What, when is your flight? - 4 o'clock tomorrow. - Because if you do take laxatives, it takes a while. - It takes a while. - So if you are gonna do it, you better get on it, pal. - The only time it can't happen, I have my first pre-marriage counseling with the priest tonight from 430 to 530. That would be funny. That would be really funny. I'm streaming. All right, you got this is mint. Mintz is upset and I'm sure he's talked to Taze very. Yeah, he talked to Kyle and I in the steps. Yeah, like serious conversation pull to decide. Yes. Yeah. Okay. What? Talk to Dan? No, not yet. But what? Well, first of all, he's got his NWO shirt. NWO shirt on because he's done taking shit from literally everyone except for Dan in big cat or Dan and Dave. Okay. Um, yeah. the the the the the the pantsing has to be canceled. Yeah, he called off that. He said we have absolutely under all of any circumstances. Can you get pants? It's, um, if he falls, you just ankle. Yeah. Okay. Um, what about no. But the thing is he might have his surgery. Okay, I said, what did he say it could do to his ankle? I've heard it more. Yeah, I've heard a lot more. I'll call off the bounty. Bounty's off. No bounty. No money. So if anyone does it, it's just for the love of the game. Yeah, just for the love of the game and maybe go and viral. Maybe a retweet. Yeah. No, I'll call off the bounty. No, no, no bounty for for pantsing mincey. Please don't. He's hurt. This is going to be great. His fucking boot is so, uh, it pisses me off. He also got duped by AI. He texted me. Did he text you that, uh, the frat house meeting? I just sent it to you, TJ. He was like, look, they're already planning on how to pants me. I was like, mincey. I don't think he's a picture. He did send it to me. Yeah. He was like, look, already planning. I was like, dude, I don't think that's real. He was like, this is my contact. He was dead serious. He believes that they would like take hours. Look at the crew. We'll take Jackson. Read Hayes Camping. Audi talk needs good angles. Multiple phones. Get on barceler. Look at caught pants. America. Oh, man. Yeah. He said that to me. He's like, look, they're already planning. I was like, mincey. Come on. It's could be real. I like step four on the plan. What is it? Whiteboard highlighter. Yeah. And also the most perfect. Boys. Oh, man. A lot of work. Watching us. All right. We got this. Yeah. He thought that was real. Oh. All right. No, no, no, no, bounty. We're calling off the bat. All right. Okay. I let you know by poop. Thank you. Good luck, Dave. Oh, man. So at the doctor today, yeah, you were there. Went with mince. She had the results because he had to go get a scan on Saturday. So she came in immediately with the results. And she said. And I quote, your ankle has not healed at all. And so I said, so basically like was the boot pointless. She said not pointless, but it is not healed at all. The boot has not done anything so far. She said. And then she said at least one more month in the boot. And then after that, they're going to start considering surgery. And he's blaming us. I don't know if he's blaming us. He mentioned a few times about how he was giving so much effort on the DK road trip that that's what could have done it. Also a couple of things you could possibly blame it on one. His dad always said that the mince is have spaghetti bones. That's the reason he wasn't allowed to play football. I want to address something. Nice one mentioned something else too. I mean, maybe sprinting in the 105 degree South Texas heat. My boot, the draft King road show seems like it was not the smartest idea for the healing. When I wanted to show I was showing out for draft Kings. The company is going to jump out this pretty. I can't let us do that too. Those apparently were not good decisions. But hey, anything for the car for stole a sailor. I still have the stole back. Yeah. That's like a mince's dad always said the mince got spaghetti. No, the mince bones are like my dad wouldn't let me play football and I was a kid said mince bones are like spaghetti. You got it wrong, Danny. Isn't that and spaghetti bones, like not break. That would be unless it's like uncooked spaghetti, raw spaghetti, raw spaghetti. It's also come to my attention that peptides do not help with bone recovery at all. And I believe he started taking them around the same time that he got the boot. And he didn't take time to research if peptides would affect the bone healing at all. Did you do? Are there visual indicators that it's not getting better? Like is it swollen? Whatever they scanned the x-ray. So whatever the injury was, whatever the little fracture was is still the same as same fracture we got today. Correct. What's the deal with the doctor? Yeah, was she bluster? Did she wear extra makeup? She was kind of laughing a lot, but she said it meant said you just can't quit me, can you? And she said you're a great guy. Oh. You just can't quit me, can you? I know, I can't. You're a great guy. Ooh. Did she? Yeah, I'm doing hand. Yeah, I did see the Indian hand. Good cameo. That's her. That's. Oh man. Oh yeah. Undeniable. What was the prescription Danny that she gave him to for the new thing he has to use? Oh, a bone something. Stimulate. It's got to use a bone stimulator for 20 minutes. I want to watch it. Come on. Is there? Did she prescribe her? One minute of bone stimulation. What is a bone stimulator? Well, yeah, it's like a device when you're like trying to recover from an injury. Like a Yeah, or it's like electric like the being shocked because that would be the funniest sound ever. Yeah. Yeah. Did Did anything that was ever brought up that maybe he's not getting better because he stays in the boot? It's just no, you're a weaker. No, she was she was asking like to his to his defense. She kept asking like you're wearing the boot all the time, right? Wait. And did he? What do you say? He said he only takes it off at home. That's just a lot of games. He blamed it on the road trip and also can't but not taking it off for the entire whole miss weekend because his friends were there. Correct. Huh. Yeah, as far as I know the peptides haven't been brought up till this doctor's trip and this is doctor trip number five. And what you say about that? Nothing really. She was just like we got to make sure you're having like plenty of nutrients. Oh, yeah. That might be fine. His appetite is so suppressed. He's very malnourished, but he kept saying like I'm doing everything I can do. I mean, a protein shake every morning. Eaton greens eating making sure I get plenty of protein. Oh, he said I couldn't be eating any better. But he said he's having like a thousand calories a day. And no iron. He says it like it's a good thing. Yeah. What are you saying, man? Oh, I don't know. I had nothing. My arm just involuntarily pointed. He's flustered. Yeah. All right. Rowback, rowback, college football season is here, which means rowbacks, game day collections, fresh with new design products and schools. That's almost 80 schools today. Total with new designs and products. The best part is everything is custom designed for your school. Print polos or school logos, campus landmarks, long standing traditions, team colors. 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You can't, can't have a slice. Well, they're not that big. Yeah. Yeah. It is what it is. All right. So what is our, what's our plan? Like you, so can you get on a plane? Can we ship your car? I don't know how shipping a car works. Like if there's a place you need to bring it to or if there's a, like, I don't know if they pick it up. Like I've never done such a thing. Because all right. So here's, here's an option in my mind. Like, obviously, if we can find a stoolie who will do it. There's a long drive though. I think the better option would be to figure out how to ship your car from LA. And then potentially have someone come and save you drive you back to LA, which is a lot shorter of a trip than you get on a flight. That's smart. I'm also, I'm closer to Phoenix and LA. Okay. So Phoenix. Yeah. So you could ship it from Phoenix. Two hours from Phoenix. Okay. So you just need someone to drive you from two hours to Phoenix to Phoenix. That would get my car. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a solution. Yeah. Okay. And do you want, do you want stoolies to reach out to, to potentially. do that for you. I think we could figure out the shipping of the car. There's got to be. There's got to be a way to ship your car. What about a tow? A tow all the way. Oh, no. I don't think so. A couple of those. There has to be a way to ship your car from Phoenix. Yeah. Right? No, I'm there. Yeah. Because people for sure that move out the LA ship of their cars there whole the time. So, so we're not asking for someone to drive you across country. We're asking for if anyone is in the area to drive you from where you are to Phoenix. That could work. Yeah. I I want to do the drive, but you don't. What's going what what happens? Yeah, where happens when you get in the car? It's the interstate. It's like it's fast. There's like, right? No, there's times where like you're you're like trying to keep up with traffic and then you look down and you're going like 80 something close to like 90 and it's like there it's like two lanes with trucks and I just start driving and then like when I'm like trying to pass them one it's like I get like I can't breathe and then that's not good. That's a problem. I was going over I pulled over on like the side of the interstate like probably like six times yesterday like just like sitting there at my car like pouring water on myself like there are people who drove by that probably saw me I look crazy like okay just not sitting there that but yeah I eventually like made it like I kept like inching closer and closer to this like little town that had some hotels and um all right what town are you in what town are you in? Called blith all right blith blith you're stranded in blith you don't want to be stuck in blith you're in blith Arizona no it's technically so California. It's like right on the state line right blith blith blith blith it's called blith blith okay oh yeah yeah you're close you're close to you're close to nothing then all right so you're very close to nothing surrounded by 9 oh my god all right are you are you're deep in the valley? Are your DMs open? Yeah they are okay all right and if Twitter if it doesn't let you DM me then just tweet at me if you want to help and I'll DM you okay and then I think what you should do is you should google how to ship a car from Phoenix because I bet you there's a place you could just drop your car off. Yeah I'm like I'm not gonna lie like it sounds like fucking bitch made of me but like I haven't flown much at all the past like seven years. Okay so wait so that's also a problem. What else what about an amp track? What about the train? I'm just like I'm like I'm just like in my head right now just I'm like in like a pretty like just like heightened state of just anxiety like being in the middle of nowhere now where I'm like getting on and maybe once I get to like a city and like chill out a bit and then get on a plane I'll be like more relaxed but like that seems like just because like when I'm in a car it's like if you have a panic attack in a car you can pull over versus in an airplane I've never had that scenario so I don't know what I would do in that scenario so like I'm okay so you do want to drive then you would rather drive now are you gonna get a panic attack those sitting passenger seat? So no I'd just be chugging waters and I'd have to pee like probably every 30 minutes. Oh my god I heard you talking about this for like earlier like you told the story of like yeah so when I got to Denver on my drive out here I like fainted in the lobby of the hotel and like they said it was like altitude and like then that scared me from about altitude like I didn't I thought it was just because I was like tired and like dehydrated and then they like freaked me out telling me it was altitude so then I kept trying to drive out a Denver and I got into the mountains like there's like a part in the Rocky Mountains where you like pass through like 11,000 feet altitude and like that freaked me out so I like got a hotel and then I had a friend in Denver who like he like was able to get one of his friends to come and drive me the rest of the way to LA that time so when that happened I just sat there passing your seat chugging waters like and like I made him pull over like every 30 minutes for me to go to the bathroom okay okay um all right so we probably have to offer something to someone who would be willing to do this do you don't be an adventure that's why like when we know I'm saying for like a lot of money better we got to give them money I assume cash um I'll chip in the guy who did it for me last time like I got him like a flight back to okay so all right so someone will get a flight back you you'll pay for flight back you'll maybe give him some cash I'll chip in 500 bucks because I just had 500 bucks open up my budget uh that's incredible yeah yeah we we we move some stuff around we're not doing a bounty on pantsing anymore uh so 500 I'll chip it in 500 bucks for anyone who could maybe drive you I heard the cross country story with Greg um I had a similar experience when I used to film the I'm smack videos um that's right in Alabama I was filming in the crowd and I used to wear basketball basketball shorts every day um and some kids just pants me while I was filming like in the crowd and then like I like looked around I couldn't find him then they went and did it again and I like saw the guy and like was able to like like go after him and then he like tripped in the security guard like got him and got him out of there but pantsings are real um epidemic yeah yeah but just your just your shorts just your shorts or they only got the shorts yeah okay okay and I was I wasn't I was like in the back of the crowd like um like filming the stage so like it was dark no one really saw it um but they got me so I I felt for Greg when I heard that story uh all right so Buddha keep your DMs open I'll tweet it people watching the yak if you know anyone in that area who's down for an adventure this is what this is blithe to New York it's blithe to New York while in New Jersey we're gonna have to yeah that's why I think every 30 minutes throwing like uh security mic talking to him because um his it sounds like his guys like talking to spider it sounds like his guys are all from New Jersey or live in New Jersey so they would be going back to where they live um also just the idea of like a retired police officer driving me made me made it sound uh way more reassuring than like a random guy yeah we got to get Mike well no well they have they have jobs though so having them fly out just to drive you back is a little yeah that's an issue yeah we're out of options we got a document at two Buddha sorry you're gonna die that's my like my first thought was like someone like Kate or someone because I was like it's it's such a ridiculous scenario and like I'm willing to like be the butt of the joke if it will get me home safely like that but then uh spider told me Tate is preoccupied yeah yeah yeah so I mean it's a long drive are you okay on back roads at all not that you could do that the whole way but are you like fine driving around back roads and it's just the highway or it's driving in general yeah like I was fine um I haven't driven since um I got this hotel but like I was fine driving around Palm Springs yesterday like before I got on to the highway but then um it's like the mountains too like there was a part yesterday where like I drove through the mountains and they like tell you like before you go in the mountains it's like turn off your air conditioning so your car doesn't overheat or something um I don't know why they do that um but that kind of freaked me out so then I was driving like through the mountains with no air and it's fucking hot as fuck out here too I don't think what kind of car did it turn the AC out of the raft for and what year 2018 okay so that you could I think you can make the mountains I don't know what the logic behind that is like why it says to turn off but they I've seen that before it's like when you're entering the mountains it's like turn off your air conditioning to avoid overheating I don't know what they are referring to overheating like meat or the car or by the mountain yeah what colors you're at for black oh Steven wow are you a CRV CRV so if you check off avoid highways on maps it's 50 hour drive I don't even know how you would get out of here avoiding highways all right well we we've sent out the bat signal let's see what response we get and then we'll go from there is that fair absolutely yeah just extended my stay here for another night so we'll be getting some Denny's later okay are you driving to Denny's? no there's it's like a walk across the street okay okay yeah but I got stuck up on water bottles I got about like an ounce of weed left. to me from LA take on all right I saw all the replies that Dave's tweet I don't smoke while driving it's uh that's not so I'm not like I don't think the weed is getting me paranoid while driving. No, can't. But could be. But yeah, Veronica daily use might have it. Yeah, what about the lack of weed could that be getting you paranoid? Now that that is more realistic because like there were times where I was pulled over on the side of the interstate. I was like if I can just like bite a blunt here, I would feel so much more relaxed. But I'm like, I'm like right on the side of the highway. I'm not going to like light a blunt with all these cars passing. But I'm like, I think the weed would relax me. Like if I was smoking a blunt while driving, I'd be chilling. But yeah, I'm like, yeah, it's a combination of uh multitude of things. I would imagine. Okay, well we'll figure this out. Yeah, keep me updated. All right. I appreciate you dog and appreciate all you guys. It's great talking to you. All right. See you. Good luck. I'll see you guys. Have a good one. Yeah. I didn't uh I didn't see the wrinkle of the flight. Can't it? Right. Yeah, that's tough. Could just start a life in blood. I was going to stay I was looking at Zillow very cheap work remotely and style homes. That's how a lot of people settled in like Denver. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not crossing those mountain fuck dead shit. I'm just going to stay right here. What an interesting. I like pretty much going to live in that hotel and have gennings every day. Send Greg out there. I mean, Greg could go. Greg Burns. Greg and Burns. That's kind of a great idea. The problem. Yeah. Boobin needs to stop every theory. Greg doesn't stop. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Greg will stop. If Greg and Burns want to do it, obviously, they can. I can't. I was trying to explain this to Boobin when he called me last night. I was like, I can't. I'm not going to tell someone that they have to go and drive across country to rescue you. Yeah. But it is convenient that the security guards live in New Jersey. That's maybe that house. They just get to drive home. Perfect going. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they don't need to come home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Once I go to live California, it's actually more convenient. Yeah. All right. Greg and Burns, if you want to do it, it's theirs to turn down. Yeah. There's turned out. They get. They get rights first refusal. Send them. Do we have to let them know? Do they? Are they watching? Are they? That's not showing now watching. There's no burns might be with great. I can't watch. And this is a three day, three day adventure. Yeah. It says so. No, I mean, it'll be more if he's hearing every day. Yeah. It depends on how much you stress. That's like it might be five. If they're, if it's two of them, though, they could drive through the night potentially. But this is a week. Listen, it would be good content for poor decisions. It would be. What a fucking weird consequence. Like this is it. When I got that, he called me in the middle of dinner last night that picked up and he's like, I'm in a, I'm in I got a problem. I was like, what could this possibly be? He's like, I'm stranded in a quarter of California twice. How are you stranded? Yeah. Also, you're, you're grown man. Oh, man. God, it's Mario's wedding this week. Oh, he's got to drive real fast. Yeah. What are you up? Well, no, Greg could bring Buddha and and burn to Mario's right. And then first drive after that's fair. And that adds some tension. Like we got to get the Mario's wedding. He's the best man. He's the best. Yeah, I don't know. He just, he's in life now. That's our new office life. I know people who can't drive over bridges who like, there's a service where people drive your car over the bridge and blah, blah, blah, like I've heard of that, but I've never seen such intense like. Yeah, it's obviously real. I'm not, I'm not like making light of it. It's a funny, pretty funny. I guess the anxiety is real. Yeah. What? So he's going to move to New Jersey, right? That's. Yeah, he's moving. He's from New Jersey. And he's moving back, moving back. But what once he gets there for driving is a difficult thing. Why does he need to have the car? Why did, like, yeah, maybe this is like the opportunity to realize, I should just ditch this card. Yeah. Also, why do I need the card? I'll just sell the car. Also, I'd assume there will be times when he has to travel for his work. How's that going to work? Yeah. How has he lived in Los Angeles for six years without wanting to drive? I don't know. It's damn near possible. I don't know. Fascinating. This fascinating. He doesn't fly either. Yeah. I thought maybe the panic attack was, it's a big life change. And it's a lot moving or whatever. And he's like, Nope, it's just eyeway scary as fuck. Yeah. Why coastal lifestyle where you don't fly your drives? Yeah. It's very unique. He wasn't in his train. I don't train either. I have a train. That's a unique concept. I also think that the weed is definitely a factor that we're kind of overlooking. Probably weed to not have anxiety, but he also can't smoke and drive. That's where left here. Yeah. We've got to have truckers that listen to barstool stuff all of that. They wouldn't stop every 30 minutes. Those guys are on meth. Yeah, but there's enough room in the back. He could pee in a car. He's got to pee in a bottle. I think he's got to, he's got to, he's got to do something here to. He's got to make some type of sacrifice. We can't be like, no, hey, not gallons of water, but someone please come to blight and drive me across country, but also we're going to stop every 30 minutes. I will be chugging water the entire time. I might be screaming out of panic. Smoking weed in your front seat for five hours. Yeah, turn the air off. I'm hot off. He's driving through the mouth. Oh, man. Oh, tough. He's something else. Stephen want to hit the draft Kings. He's never making it home. Yeah. Oh, there you go. That's better. That's cool. 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I don't know. Just left a bunch of shit. Yes, right after the act. Keepeline over there and just started. Yep. Oh yeah. Rip it in. Just walk by a couple times a day. Just stop in for 90 seconds. Get a couple in. 90 seconds. A couple times a day. Yeah. Sure. You get a juice up. Uh, like steroids? Yeah. I'll juice. I do like grapefruit juice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just speaking of juice. It's on the prep sheet. Um, when you go out to breakfast, do you ever get like juice or chocolate milk, like non-acolic stuff? You just, Oh, Jay. Yeah. Apple juice. Yeah. Apple juice is the best. It's the best. Doesn't think I've ever ordered apple juice. I just get water for breakfast. But I want now. I just get water too. What was the question? What do you get juice at breakfast? Of you go out to like breakfast? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd get OJ or coffee. Coffee first or maybe some OJ? Never did chocolate milk. No. No. I don't know. Once every now and then I go to the grocery store and do the big grocery trip, I'll, I'll get some chocolate milk. I like a glass of chocolate milk every now and then maybe once a month. Mm. Chocolate milk is good. It also reminds me of school. Bigger degree. Which sucks. Um, Brando, what is the next step with the salt and pepper game? So Josh is talking to him and he asked me the other day if I need to put me in Rico in a text chain, he never, I don't think he ever did. So I'm waiting for that. Rico Davis, I believe. So I'll be communicating with him directly. I think they got some Chicago shows coming up. So that should happen in the fall. What exactly do they do with their shows? I think they walk out. They uh, They answer questions. - Yeah. - Ladies, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Questions about relationships and stuff. - I don't know what my answers would be. - Yeah, I think you'd be good at it. - Probably. - You've maintained a healthy marriage for how long? - Just 20 years in November. - Wow. - You've been married 20, how long have you maintained a healthy marriage? - 19 and a half years in the month. - Nice. - They had another famous member join the crew. - It's not a white guy. Because that just kind of kills my whole. - Paul Wall. - Oh, it's over. - It's over. - Brandon, Brandon. - Brandon. - Brandon, you're done. - I was the Iceman in Paul Wall. - Oh, he's got the shirt. - The newest member, man. And the newest member of Southern Pepper Gang fresh out bad boys. - He seems like he's a fast man. - Yeah. - Yeah, Brandon, he's Paul Wall. - I'm gonna say Iceman in Paul Wall. - Wait, are you gonna meet Paul Wall? You're in the same gang. - Presumably. - There you go. - So huge. - Wow. - Did you guys, uh, mostly sports talk about Bella checks breasts? - No, we didn't get to that. - But I never came up. We had a tail gauge right there. - They were perfect. - That was awesome. - That was awesome. - That was awesome if I ever seen it. - Hot. - Those things are Pitman-esque. - How? - Who's the eye? - How, how did he get them? - Woo! (laughing) (laughing) - We gotta get them all back here. - Turned over. - Is he where? - We got the ball off them twice. - Oh, yeah, where she is. - Let's go down. - Let me remove the head. - He starts gaining weight. - We're able to turn both of those in touchdowns. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Plus the yard touchdowns rise. One was not but 99 and a half yards after our balls. - He got the boys bark. - He's just, he's just thicker than I thought. - It's pretty. - He is like what, 70. - This trunch ball? - Yeah. - It's a trunch ball? - What does that mean? Your tits get big and you're seven more firm. - I don't know, I'm trying to help him out here. - I don't fucking know. (laughing) - I don't understand what I'm saying. - I'm not 70. - I don't know. - I was trying to understand. - Your ears, nose and tits. - His head's just. - I think, just a cute old man, which is a fat fucking set. - I think the problem for him is he is just gotten that set recently, he doesn't know how to address appropriately. - Yeah. - It would have been better if he was in like a low cut. - You want him in the halter top? - Yeah, exactly. - Show him off. - I know Bill Bella check has the reputation of like the guy that doesn't give a fuck about anything besides football. You think he'd care about having giant tits. - Giant tits. - Right? - Giant hunker. - You think he would solve it? - Just two big cannons, two perfect bouncy tits. - Oh, perfect. - Bill, you're bra line to show it. - I know because I'm wearing a bra. (laughing) - That was a tweet I saw a while ago. (laughing) - I just know too, like everybody on that set was probably like, oh my god. - Get him a bigger size up. - Right. Nobody had the guts to be like sir. - You're a football coach. You can wear literally whatever you want. - Also, his girlfriend controls everything. Wouldn't she tell him? Like if I was leaving the house with big titties, I'd want to be told. - Yes. - It's like half of it in your tea. - Definitely. - Huh. - But I think it's probably like truly a blind spot for him. - Because he's probably in a spot too where like no one's going to mention his tits. - To be so successful, nobody mentions your titties. - Maybe that's what it was. - Maybe it was a test. - Yeah, he's testing a stat. - Yeah. - And they're all fired. - Yeah. - Someone told him he's got too many yeses men and he was like, let me see. - Oh bro. - Let me see. - Let me throw out my tits. - How? - Bella checked us it again. (laughing) - How are we now? - Do you want to have your spit? Let's see. - Well, I don't want to call out my fat. - Juicy. - It's perfect. - It's my 36 seas. - It calls all the staff and it fires them all to for one young up-and-comer who was brave enough. (laughing) - He fires quigs. (laughing) - It's the man I need. - Yeah, I don't know. I think about my tits constantly. I'm always just in my shirt and like. - Get, he's on camera a lot. - A lot. - He must never see himself on camera ever. - Yeah, man. - But like, did we not see the picture of self-exchever seen? - Right, I walk by a car and I'll take a look at the chat. - Just to see. - Yeah. - Oh man. - Are there any other instances people are sharing? We're like, yeah, we knew he had tits, like. - No, this is the first time I see that. - He never looked like that. - It's a new set. - And they do look like Sam Pitman. - Sam Pitman. - Where Sam Pitman's is guy, I'd like to see those. - Oh, Sam Pitman's were. - They were better. - They were better tits. - Better than that. - I know we had some big ones. - Big ones. - Fucking good. - No, they had some big ones. - If you do, you do not remember Sam Pitman's opinion. - I do, but weren't they like ugly tits? - No. - I thought they were ugly and sloppy. Because bills were like perfect. (laughing) - They were big nipple placement. - Yeah. - I mean, those are-- - Oh, whoa, never mind. - Yeah, sorry. - Fucking girls. - Those are fucking nice. - Yeah, I forgot. - Those look fake, those bills look natable tits. - Those are nanotits. - That's insane. Yeah. - That's a real photo. - Yes. - I remember it, but yeah, those are enough attention. - Oh, they're hot. - If Bill gets liposuction, how much are you paying for the jar of his tits? - If you got liposuction, I hope it would just be to make his waist thinner. (laughing) - So it's tits. - Oh, my God. He gets an hour. - Oh, an hour, yeah. - That's malicious. - Irvacious ass, billbell at you. - Oh, Bill, what a thigh gap. (laughing) - I love my curvy boss. (laughing) - He also, we should just say like he probably doesn't care because he's dating like a 25 year old and getting laid on the regular. - Yeah. - What do you care? Like if he was single and had to try to meet someone, then you probably do something about those tits. - All right, this question I'm about to ask you. Do you think it's getting laid on the regular? - Yes. - Yes, I do. - What's the regular for a 73 year old? - Well, they got pills now. - But he's not, it's not him, it's hard. - She's not. - She needs it. - For the ring camera footage? - Yeah. - We ripped the fart. - I guess I don't. - When he was leaving the house, the booty call? - He ripped the fart on the steps. - I needed a coffee. I was dragging ass. - There you go. - You got a coffee. - Oh, blue. - Yeah. You're dragging ass. - Sometimes he's Wednesdays with the world, but you drag in the early afternoon, that's all. - I guess, do you get anything tonight? - Just pick it up. No, I got a couple interviews for college football show, but nothing tonight. - Okay. So you're good. Braves in town? - Yeah. - Should've went and saw him. - I was thinking about hitting up Mad Olsen, but it's also like, playoff push. - Yeah, it's getting down. - It's kind of the time. - It's getting really serious. - I think they're chasing the dodgers for the two seed, right? - Yeah. Cubs fucking. - White socks or white socks? - White socks too? - No. - No, we'll make it, and then not-- - I will, but I just-- - They're not doing anything, but doing the same thing every night. - It's driving me kind of insane. - Could you all see another trip to Milwaukee, like if the situation were to arise, would you do it again? - Yeah, I said, next time we have a chance to do it, we'll absolutely do it, but it's a-- - Mm-hmm. - Optically. Listen, I want optically bad, but-- - We all want it. - We all want it. - We'll limp it in there. - He's doing a big limp. - I want optically so bad. So fucking bad. - Fucking waiting. I just want it so bad. - Might have a driver candidate. - Oh. - Okay. - Is it LD? - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - God damn it. - Oh my god. - Yeah. - I don't know if you're not thinking of that. - Yeah, that's about right. - I can't have certain one else of it. - What a dude. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - Wait, the longest Ethan's ever driven was to Connecticut. - For Connecticut. - Yes. - And he lives in Connecticut. - Connecticut. - What if-- - Yeah, I mean, what if he gets stuck in that? - What if they both-- - What if it's like a guy's in a well and he's all-- - He's grabbing a pool of people down. - And if he keeps pulling the balls. - Besides more people in the well with them. - He's having more men. - Dave, we got a problem. Ethan, the breeder, stuck in Missouri. - Oh, no chance it's Missouri. It'd be like New Mexico. - Yeah. - They knock off one state at a time before they could-- - All right, I'm gonna put on attacks together. - Well, we gotta interview Ethan to see if he can do this. - Yeah, we do. - Do you think he can do it? - No. - 'Cause we-- - Yeah, also, yeah. - Wasn't the drive like, it was a point of discussion from Connecticut to Connecticut, right? Remember he-- - He had to work up the nerve. His furthest drive is from Connecticut to Connecticut. - Small state. It was to the casino in Connecticut. - Is it just big city or northeast guys that just don't drive cars? - I think big city. - 'Cause I was driving-- - I was driving across the state when I was 15. Nope, no issue. - But yeah, I think it's big city. - But not here. - Yeah. - Everyone drives here. Either New York or just-- - I think it's just the New York area. - New York, New Jersey. - Yeah, New York, New Jersey does feel like-- - That's where the non-drivers live? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, it wasn't a question. - Yeah, because there's like new, like, like, Tommy never drove. - Right, doesn't have any other drive. - Yeah. - LA, you have to drive. - Right. - If you have the means you, but you buy a car. - Everything's forever away, right? - Yeah. So it must just be a East Coast thing. - Yeah, I do think there's a lot of people in New York who are like, I've never owned a car. I don't have, like, why would I? - Yeah, they don't even get drivers licenses, right? - I also have a guest on. - Oh yeah, we do. We have a guest on. It is the, it is Joey. DeConnac, he is the mayor of Blight, California. - Oh. - Oh yeah. - Mr. Mayor, thank you so much for joining us. - Well, there's a fast deal, I didn't. - Yeah. - Hell yeah. - So we have a guy, one of our employees stranded in your town. And we were wondering, like, what, what's going on in Blight? - Well, what permit did he put not pay or something? (laughing) - He's stranded because he gets anxiety when he drives on the highway and he thought he could drive from LA to New Jersey and he got to Blight and was like, no, I can't do this. - Okay, what's he driving? - He's driving a. - On a CRV. - CRV. - Oh, okay, no big truck or nothing. - No. - No. - I just, everything's okay, right? - Yeah, but he might be stranded for a few days. And I guess that's where you could come in and help is like, what should he do in your town? What is. - Well, no, I can't put him to work, I don't know. (laughing) (laughing) - I think I got a lot of things to do, I think it's done. - What do you do for work besides being mayor? - I'm a farmer. - Oh, what do you farm? - The liver thing, I've done it all. - I love that. - Mainly right now is alfalfa, do D.I. onions, wheat, beamutagrass, cotton. Used to do watermelons, fresh onions. All the mixed melons I did all them years ago, so. - Did you vote today? - I vote today. - I voted yesterday, we had the vote for our PBID board. - Is it true that they have to send the Balads via helicopter from Blythe because you're so far from the county seat? - Well, years ago, they used to drive down and pick 'em, but once while they'll fly on, it just depends what's going on. - Yeah, do you guys give keys to the city to anyone? - Yeah, what do you want? - I mean, our guy might be there for long enough that I feel like he should get a key to the city, right? - Yeah, but if you get a key to the city, that's the public worst. You got to go fill up hot holes and. - Okay. - Oh, I got to earn it. - There's little things you got to do to earn that key. - Okay. - You have some projects that he could possibly do, maybe do in one afternoon? - I don't know. - All right. (all laughing) - He's in his 20s. - Oh, yeah, he can probably do anything then. - Okay. - Oh, not. - Yeah, except drive. - Drive a driver, flyer, take any sort of transport. - Yeah. - How many people live in Blythe? - Well, I'm gonna say, our population, what is it, Mallory? - About 18,000. - Well, that was with the prison. We don't have one of the prisons now, so. Maybe we're down to 15, 16. - Okay, okay. - What's like a perfect day off in Blythe? You have a Saturday with nothing going on. What's like the perfect day? - They're all perfect. (all laughing) - Every day's perfect, so far he's only stayed in his hotel and he's going to Denny's. What else could he do to fall in love with the city? - Okay, well, you know, like he's got Denny's and there's stakes in Blythe, that's on the other side of the town. - You say Denny's? - We have Sizzler and then we got Garcia's, it's a Mexican food place. - Okay. - I'm just saying that if that's what he's the rest of the food, we don't have as many bars as we used to. - Yeah. - I don't know if he's a drinking guy. - Not really. So what would you have to do to get a key to the city? Well, like is there a certain amount of days you'd have to stay in Blythe or is there something he could do? Is there something he can figure out that we could get him a key to the city and maybe do a ceremony? Maybe the day he leaves, like it's like, "Hey, thanks for stopping and picking Blythe." - Well, we'd do anything I've never done before, so. - Okay. - And try something. - I would like to put it to work. - I'd like to get him a key to the city. - I think you got to put it. - One day of work. - Okay, all right, we'll have our people. - We got to put him to work. - State, I think our booker was probably talking to Mallory. He can reach back out and we'll see if we can get him to do some work for you. - Okay. - All right. - Thank you so much. - Thank you very much. - Okay, that's it, what's going on? I thought you could donate some money or something. - All right, fine. You want me to donate some money? You got to give me a key though. I'll donate more if you can. - I'll donate more if you can. - How much is a key? - These mayors are good. - Help me wear the donate. If I can get a key for my guy before he leaves, I will donate money right now. - All right, what are we talking about? A couple million or what? - Oh, okay. - Oh, here's a deal. - Joe. - Joe. - Oh, man. - Let's move this around, you know. We get to do the points. - Let's pay to play league. I like that. I like that out of you. - You got a local football team? - Yeah, we ever, you know, our, what's unique about our town? We have all the sports going on. Football's going on and, you know, this summer we had the swimming teams and then we have the volleyball and basketball and-- - Restless. - Yep, we have a lot of everything. I just had walking in right now. We got to-- Joey Alby. - Oh, Baudrey. - It's one city council. Come on, oh, we-- - Oh, I'm getting there, Joey. - Hey, I'm on over. - Hey, well, hey, how are we doing up? - How are we doing? - We're watching the feed. And I said, what is the mayor? - We're not, we're just-- - I love it. So, all right, so have you, have you-- - Oh, wow. - You see what's happening right now with Bauda Ben, right? Did you see that? - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, I just, I messaged you guys on Twitter. I said, I got you what you need. - Okay, so yeah, we would love to get Bauda a key to the city before he leaves 'cause he's gonna be spending like three nights and blithe. I would donate to something if, I mean, the mayor asked for a million dollars. I'm not gonna donate that. But I will donate to whatever you got to get him a key to the city, maybe a ceremony before he leaves. - And I can engrave it. - Oh, wow. - No kidding. - Yes. - Yeah. Hey, you guys were asking special things to do in the city. You go to the little of my shop. My grandfather, he founded it in 1938. It's called Halbys. - Okay. - You send your boy over there. We'll take good care of it. - All right, all right, we'll do that too. Okay. - Absolutely. - Oh, him and Ethan? - Yeah, Ethan. All right, so we're trying to find him a driver. He's gonna be there for at least another day. He's gonna be in blithe for at least another day. - No, he did, well, his brain broke down. He can't drive on the highway. And he's driving across the country. He got from LA to blithe and then said, no more. - Okay, but he drove that far, but now he needs a driver to drive further on. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's to New Jersey. - Yeah, just to New Jersey. - Society of being on the highway. - You know, the mountains and you have to turn off the AC and the mountains. - Yeah. - Yeah, does anyone come to mine in blithe that would be willing to drive into New Jersey, you think? - Let's do it, I'll do it. - Are you good stopping every 30 minutes? 'Cause he will be chugging. - You know what, it'll be great. We can talk about Notre Dame football all the way there. Go Irish. - Oh, okay. - I like that. - I like that. - All right, so wait, what was your name, sorry? - My name is Joe Halby. - Joe Halby, all right. So we will get in contact with you. We gotta try to get booted to come down to your shop. That'll be fun. - I think it's close to Denny. It's close to Denny's, right? - Yeah, it's everything's close. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Real close. - Yeah, yeah. - Good there. - You could walk. - Yeah, I'm a councilman, you know, so. - Everything's good. - I see no air. I said, you guys were saying, "Joy to CUNY, got wet in the world." (laughing) I couldn't believe you guys put this together with Mallory that quip, that's really cool. - Yeah, shout out Mallory. Incredible. - And then yeah, if we can get booted up, maybe a little something to remember is time in Blithe, key to the city, like I said, that'll be fun. Little ceremony. - We got you. - Okay. - He's walking, right? He's not driving. - He's at a hotel, across from the Denny's, just doing nothing. - Just trying to wait it out. - Yeah, it's cool. - So Ethan Camps. (laughing) - Did I miss Ethan Camps? - Oh, Ethan Camps is doing. (laughing) - Yeah, this is becoming a real adventure. - So what's actually wrong with his vehicle? What's wrong? - Nothing. - Oh, it's just him. - It's him. - He got a handle driving on the highway. - He has much anxiety, anxiety for the highway. - Yeah. - The trucks and the speed were too much for him. - He can't even comprehend this. - Yeah, and then Mr. Mayor, your follow-up question would be like, "Well, why doesn't he fly?" He also can't fly. - Scared to fly him. - Well, let him walk. (laughing) - He might. (laughing) - All right, we'll contact you and we'll get something set up. And then Mr. Mayor, thank you so much for having us on. - Yes. - Coming on. And we're gonna get our boy out of blithe, but while he's in blithe, just please take care of him. - Yeah, yeah, we're okay. - We'll roll out the red carpet. We got him. - All right, okay, thank you guys. You guys are the best. - Take care. - All right, appreciate it. (laughing) - Oh Lord. - That Mayor don't give us shit about it. - Oh no. - That Mayor, the minute we hung up, he goes, "Oh, what the fuck is that guy's brother?" (laughing) - He said, "Can't drive?" Oh, it's a quality car. - Oh, that's please set up. - Yeah. - It's a good look. - I looked it up on the mat. It's like a half mile from the mat. - Oh, okay, so he's got actually got to get him to halbys. - He could actually win a halbys. Did you see that with the mayor? - And Joe. I just saw the ending as a logo of Bliff. I don't know what it was referring to. - We had the mayor on from Blight, so they're gonna take care of it. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh my God. - They're gonna put you to work though. - Yeah, you have to do a day's work, but then you can get a key to the city. - Have you ever farmed out Falfa? - Yeah. - Wait, oh my God. - Yeah, it's just the guy. - It's the guy. - Yeah, he literally was just on. I was like, we want to get him a key to the city. He's like, he's got to work. So I was like, all right, he'll work. - They've got a lot of work to do. - They're gonna take care of you though, Ben. You could be there for months, probably. - Yeah. - You just got to fill past holes and-- - Realizes would open up opportunities like this. - Yeah. Are you with Ethan on 2GJ now? - No, didn't you send it to me? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - How far would you be from here? He has to be like within like a mile. - Yeah, you gotta go to halbys. We gotta go to halbys tonight. It's a T-shirt shop. - 'Cause you want to get like a lunch. - I think you-- (all laughing) - We gotta connect to lunch. - Yeah, send me to guys. - He recommended steaks and cakes. Is that what you think? - Yeah, so that sounds great. - All I knew about is Denny's. - And also, that's there. - All right. - Yeah, some of your number T-J, if you can. - You got asked him to lunch? - Ben, I don't think he's gonna like you. (all laughing) - Not at all, Ben. - I don't think this was a mayor that was elected. He just showed up. - No, no, but the other guy, Joe Halby. - Halby will laugh. - Halby's cool. - Halby's in. Who's Halby? (all laughing) - Halby. - Halby owns Halby's up the street about a half mile. - The mayor-- - Halby's up the street. - Tells him and Halby. - The mayor look kind of disgusted when we were explaining it. - Angus. - Yeah, he doesn't-- - He's just the concept of anxiety. - Oh look, here's the hero of the day, right? - Yeah, but he had bootable. We should say this. If you do to the mayor, I just want to very clear. He thinks you're a tremendous pussy. (all laughing) - Yeah. - That was a big time. - All the people staying in my hotel are salt marines from the Netherlands. (all laughing) 'Cause there's like some training base. - 29 palms, probably. - And I asked one of them. I was like, hell no, what happened? I was like, you probably deal with like panicking. And I was like, what are you doing? He goes, I've never panicked. (all laughing) And I was like, oh, all right, well. - Ben, the mayor wants you to walk home. He said it'll solve everything. - God damn it. - That's what he says. - All right, Ethan. Hello. Are you, are you, do you remember Ethan Buddha? - I don't know if we've ever met. I don't really know Ethan from watching the show. - I don't think we've crossed paths. Hello, I'm Ethan. - Yeah, nice to meet you Ethan. - Nice to meet you as well. - That was awkward. - You guys were there at the same time. - I think so. (all laughing) - Same office, yeah. - Yeah, I just, we might not have crossed. Ethan, can you drive from Blythe, California to New Jersey? - I think I could. - No, no. (all laughing) - And you're going to get stranded in Blythe. - I love it. - You're stranded. - Yeah, I could. - What's the furthest you've ever crossed? - I'm gonna say how people would get stranded. I'm gonna say how people would get stranded. - I'll fowl for farm all you boys, making fresh onions. Ethan, you'll be the hostess of steaks and cakes. Ethan, what's the furthest you've ever driven? - I drove a Connecticut, Connecticut, which is sneaky, sneaky, a log distance. - What's it, 40 miles across? - It was about 80 miles to get to where I was going, I think. - Okay. - So that might have been 80 miles told, I actually know that. - No. - It's like an hour. - What's the longest stent you've ever had in the car at one time, it's that, it's 80 miles? - Yeah, yeah, about where I'm at, which is on like the New York border to Foxwoods, which is like two hours away. - Okay. So what makes you think you can drive from Blythe, California to New Jersey? - I'm a pretty good driver, I, you know. - But you don't know how you are after two hours, right? - Or those water, those waters aren't tested yet, but, you know, why, why is that, why is that the, - I don't need to do the guinea the funny stuff. - Why is that the farthest you've driven, Ethan? - Great. - Just, you've had no reason to go any further, no part of it in life. - No, yeah, I don't have to go anywhere. - So you don't get like anxiety or anything? - No, I mean, I'm not like the fastest driver. I'm pretty content with cruising into right lane, but. - That's good, Buddha? - Yeah. Yeah, man, I say it, it's inspired confidence that. - This is just unlocking new anxieties for a man. - Yeah. Yeah, one out, like 80 miles isn't much. Like, I can like kind of trek there, 80 miles. I can like, like kind of just stop and go if I need to get 80. I don't know, I don't know. It doesn't, like, I know disrespect to you, Ethan. I thought, I thought you were coming in here being like, I have a long experience. I thought maybe you might be like a commercial. - This is like, man, you can't be picky, man. - Yeah, I mean, owner was man that Shrek showed up. Yeah, Buddha, I think you're confused. Ethan's coming to life. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Ethan is on his way. - Ethan's going to life. - Ethan, do you have any dog walkers with a driver? - Yeah, it's a driver. - Oh, God. - I have to watch my uncle's dog tomorrow. Not allegedly, I'm supposed to watch my uncle's dog at the world. - Okay, so you want the guy who allegedly has to watch a dog tomorrow. - You can't. - To drive Buddha, Buddha, Buddha. You cannot be choosy, you know. You're not in the picture. - I apologize, Ethan. I apologize. - No, I take no disrespect. I only tweeted about it because I wasn't even watching. I got some tweets like, oh, you should do this. And then I tuned in and everybody was like, oh, you should be Ethan. And then I was like, all right, Ethan. So maybe we could find a third person who could maybe go with Ethan. - I don't mind Ethan. I don't mind Ethan. - One more. - Yeah. - As a passenger, okay. So we need, so we will get Ethan to blight. - I don't think my car would make it, but I would go. - No, Danny's gone? - Danny's too responsible. - No, Danny, it's not your car. - Yeah. - It's his car. You just have to fly there. - Oh. - But Danny would have to stop. - Danny, what's your long distance? (laughing) - Ah, history. - Driving. - Probably I've switched off, but at least like five hours. I have no problems with that. I could drive for a day. - Hold that. - Who do I have to say I'm discerning about this? (laughing) - Yeah, I don't know what that means. - Ben, can you tell us ideally if they exist or not your perfect candidate, the traits that you want? - Well, you paid my car, but. - When I was speaking to, and I thought the chance of this security guard coming to drive me, that inspired confidence. That was like, all right, this guy, he knows the road, he knows how to handle himself. You know what I mean? It's like that, I feel more confident in. - Do you want someone that's gonna drive fast? Or like Ethan said, hug the right lane? 'Cause I think our security guards are gonna haul ass. - Yeah, they're gonna go really fast. - They'll get you there, they'll get you there quick, but I feel like your anxiety that might not be what you want. - True. If they're like confident, a haul asser is then maybe, I don't know. It's give or take, but yeah. But like, the idea, like no offense, Ethan that like 80 miles is the most that we've done. - Yeah, but that's just because he hasn't had to go anywhere. - It's a test of the waters. - Right, yeah, it's a test of the waters. Again, too, Boota, you can't really be in a spot when you're judging other people's driving abilities. - No, I understand, but then if I have to be the passenger, it's like the, it'll be less annoying for the driver the more better of a driver they are. 'Cause I'll be less freaking out. - Can you lay in the back seat? Will that help at all? - I thought about this as well. (laughing) That's also another candidate as well. Yeah. I was like, if I can just be like teleported to sleep to New Jersey, I'll be best case in there. - Yeah, we'll knock you out. - Sure, man. - How am I getting this key? We're gonna, you gotta talk to Joe Halby. - He's the owner of a T-shirt shop? - Yeah, Halby's. - Halby's. - I can work there if I can't get out of here. - Yeah. - You join Halby's. - And then you gotta deal with the mayor who's gonna be a little bit tougher of a hangman Halby, I think. - So the mayor said I'm a pussy, but you offered to give me a key? He'd never really offered a dance round to buy it. - I tried to buy it multiple times and he kind of sped past it. The mayor don't take no shit. - How long can you stay there, Buddha? - Like realistic, like realistically, however long. I have to get back to New Jersey 'cause I have a moving chart coming with my stuff where like, the first date I think I told them is the 24th that they could arrive. - Okay. - I expected to be back in New Jersey by the 22nd according to my original route, but it's been delayed. - Okay. - Still seems doable. - Yeah, because I also don't want to-- - So what would you say about this? What would you say about if we got Ethan and Danny there Sunday and you guys started? - Oh yeah. Um, yeah, if there's some other way that starts sooner that break. All right. So that's a no. I don't really want to fuck up. Rainey's read. Um, I read. Oh, when would you rather go earlier? Right now? Now? Okay. All right. So then Ethan can meet you wherever you guys stop. What? Yeah, Ethan, what time do you have to walk the dog? I think I have to go around 11, 30 tomorrow. You have to do it. You don't have anyone else who could do it. My mom. This is a solution. So if she doesn't like me from the tornado incident a decade ago. Well, no, she she she likes you that she just she was Danny's a good driver. Danny's a good driver. Only five car accidents. You're fine. What? No, they were my fault. Three of them. He's not a bad driver. He's an unlucky driver. Yeah. But what I, so I would be, how does this work? I'd be fine. Like, how exactly do all five of these happen? All right. So right. So what I would do is so so Ethan, answer me this tomorrow, you have to go, you have to walk. You have to have to tomorrow. I have to. Yeah. All right. So I think what we would do is we got to find someone to drive Buddha to Phoenix. Danny flies to Phoenix tomorrow. Ethan flies in the afternoon to we'll pick a spot on the route. Okay. So you'll pick up Ethan as well. It's so crazy. Well, yeah, I mean, that's for times. And I'm driving Buddha's car. You're driving Buddha's car. Got you. Danny, we're about to become the best of boys. Let's do it. We're going to get you out of there. We're going to save you. Oh, you're here for this. But how did these five car accidents happen? We'll talk about it out. We have a lot to talk about. Yeah, you guys save it for the show. Save for the show. Yeah, save for the car ride. All right. I'm looking at Blythe. We're all right. So light. Phoenix. All right. So you're not too far from Phoenix about two hours. What is that? Oh, yeah, what is that guy? Is that he and Blythe and they're an alien? See, and someone DM me saying they're in Blythe. I don't know if they were lying or not. All right. So let's get that person. We'll give. See if someone will drive you from Blythe to Phoenix. Let's get you to Phoenix. You gotta get that stuff. You have to be in Phoenix tomorrow. Can you do that? Seemingly, I got to answer some of these DMs. A lot of them like where people in Arizona, like the people who are in Arizona, I guess they would need to have like drive out here with someone that they're with. Right. Like like so that they can bring their own car back and then they will drive my car. Right. So I'm going to reply to some of these messages from these people. All right. So that's not like that. That's something you could do tonight. Like someone could come and potentially pick you up in Blythe tonight. Get you to Phoenix. Do I have a meaning with a mayor? Potentially. Yes. Do you want to meeting with the mayor? I kind of do. I want to recommend. All right. I'll put a picture with that. I'm going to send Josh our bookie. You know what? I kind of do want him to stay in Blythe for days. I don't want to want to get out of there. I love. Like tomorrow is like all right. Yeah. tomorrow. Blythe tomorrow is Blythe. We need to blight weekend. Okay. Yeah. All right. So stay in Blythe. And then Friday you're staying in Blythe. But Ethan, you're going to Blythe. All right. Ben, is there a chance you like in these couple of days? You mean, I don't think we've settled down. I mean, like, they could mind how. No, no. There's, um, there's Danny's nearby. Yeah. Oh, shit. Really? Do I have? I'm willing to help if you need me. Danny, that's totally fine. I can't see. I want to see what I want to see what. Yeah. I want to see what they come up. I want to see what Ethan is. Danny offers a level of competence. We don't really need. We don't need that. Yeah. Danny, your, uh, your adulthood is, um, that's fair. It's a little too much. Yeah. No, I need. I need the competence here. That, um, competence would be valuable for this voyage. Well, the real question is how does Ethan go on? This, yeah. Ethan's inevitable. We have Danny. We don't need Ethan, which is why Danny and go. I'm confident. I'm great opportunity for Ethan to step on. Yeah. All right. All right. But what if Ethan is your driver? Ethan goes out gets you. And if worst case scenario, Danny's in the bull pan, if we got us in the man with send him in. Sounds good. Sounds good. Well, safety wise, I just want to throw in two drivers would probably be beneficial because you can't drive. If Ethan thinks he can handle it, well, that's the whole different story. Ethan, I wouldn't have spoke up a level out of 10 out of 10 eight. Oh, that's great. That's where he lives in eight confidence level. Yeah. Always confident is eight high enough Ben. Let's bring Danny to. What do we mean confidence so that you're not going to crash the car? You're 80% sure? He's not going to crash the car. What's your, Danny? What's your confidence? All right. Here's what I'm, here's what I'm offering. But for driving. Here's what I'm offering, Buddha. Perfect. That's what I need. I think that Danny can get to blithe tomorrow. And you guys can set out and you'll look at it. We'll look, we'll chart the path. And then Ethan come to. Yeah, no, Ethan's going to Ethan has to walk a dog. Okay. So you'll have to hold 15 minute or deal. So Danny gets a blithe. Danny comes to blithe. Ethan comes to Phoenix or Ethan comes somewhere else on the route. Okay. So Danny's going to drive for one day. And then my original route had me going through Roswell, New Mexico. Okay, we're going to I'm going to map it out for you. But Danny's going to come for one day. He's going to drive tomorrow. Tomorrow, he's going to drive. We're going to try to get him a flight tonight. And then you guys are going to end up somewhere that Ethan will be. And then Ethan's going to drive the rest of the way. Or he could be, do you think it be in the car while Danny drives with? But I don't want Danny driving all. I guess true, I'm not going to do it in one day for the content. You're on Ethan driving, right? We do want Danny documenting. All right, also for the Ethan, I want Ethan driving. I think, I think Ethan, we've been, we've been begging and pleading for Ethan to step up and have some initiative and prove that he's a big boy. And Ethan's like, this is my time. Yeah, I kind of want Ethan to like be the star. Yeah, Ethan. I want to be like, I want to document an Ethan. I want to be Ethan's time. I'm sure that he is, he's capable. You know, also Danny's going to have to stop in Chicago. So then oh, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you drive to Chicago and then Ethan will take you the rest of the way. I think that's fair. I'm simply here to take orders. I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. I will simply document if that's what you want. I will drive a little if that's what you want. I think you have to drive a little. Okay. Really fine. All right, Ben, are there some cities that you circled that like you wanted to stop in? Like was Roswell want like, you know, I was trying to avoid Texas on my route just because like, if you take the I 10, you go past all like the border patrol like stations and stuff. And I didn't want to like have weed in my car going through like the check points. So I was going to go up to Roswell, New Mexico, then cut up to Lamar Colorado. I was the middle of nowhere of a more Colorado for a night. And then I was going to go to Lamar Colorado to Kansas City, Missouri. And then I was going to go Kansas City, Chicago. Kansas City. Somebody say Kansas City. I actually did. But yeah, then I was going to go Kansas City, Chicago, Chicago to Pittsburgh, and then Pittsburgh, New Jersey. If you two boys show up to Mario's wedding, I think that's the rest of the Avengers getting to get that. Is this green Greg saying Mario? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I had hit him up like I was like, yo, I'm going to be driving through Kansas City. Like we should link up. I'm trying to check in with you. And he was like, yeah, I got a wedding rehearsal. I can't. So I guess that's Mario. Danny, what time do you want to fly out tonight? Sooner the better, I guess. Like a six 15 out of the way. Is that part of you? Perfect. Are you sure, Danny? Yeah. All right. There's a 455 out of midway. If you want to do that, is that too soon? No, that's probably too soon. Yeah, we'll do the six o'clock. Six 15. All right. I'm going to get that book for you. Find a Phoenix. It's fine to Phoenix. Grab an over. Well, I don't know. Can you do you think you can get an Uber from light? From Phoenix to light? What's that dry? Or you could just rent a car and leave it? Is there a rental car place to drop off in blife? Just give it to the mayor. He'll take care of it. What's the drive from Phoenix to hours? Two hours. You could say the night at the hotel on that. That's nice. How do I get there? It's nice of you, Buddha. There we go. We're meeting in the middle. I only have one bed in the room. All right. So Buddha, text me what hotel you're at. We got to figure out. We got to figure out how to get Danny from Phoenix to blife. You could do like a Uber relay. Yeah. I bet you'd be. Compass. There might be like like the I got thousands of messages after I came on earlier. So like one of those people might be down to drive Danny. They're probably. Oh, yeah. Could someone. So Danny and anything. So you guys have to connect Buddha and Danny got to connect. So in Phoenix, you would drive the blife. Okay. That'd be great. I'd be really grateful for that if anyone could. I'll give them some cash. And Ethan, you just walked that dog, man. I mean, no, no, Ethan, you're coming. Yeah. So what time can you fly out tomorrow late, like probably like 9 p.m. after I'm okay. So we'll figure out where you guys will be like the music, right? So stay in and blight tomorrow, right? No, no, they're going to they're going to wake up and blight. There's a greyhound that goes from Phoenix Airport to blight. Oh, no, we're not doing that. We're not. Alright, so no, no, they're going to wake up and blight, potentially meet with the mayor, then hit the road. Okay. And then they're going to hit the road and go. They're going to drive all day tomorrow to a place that Ethan's going to fly to. Are we still going to do the Colorado route now that you have a driver? No, I don't. I think your route is out, Buddha. We got to find a route that gets through somewhere that you get to fly to. Okay. Yeah. Now I got you. Well, let's see the man. He can meet us in Tucson, because I was originally going to drive to Tucson. That's not far. No, I feel like you guys got to know, I mean, if we leave, if me and Danny, we blight tomorrow, we would get to it would take us about like four hours to get to Tucson show the show blight to to New Jersey. Let's see that. And let's see which what the. As you guys are, you guys are spending a little time in blight tomorrow. Yeah, I'd like to have to meet you. Yeah, I'd like to have you driven through mountains. I can't say I have. I mean, how are you at heights? All right. Perfect. Not afraid of it at all. Not afraid of heights. So, okay. So this is real. They're going to do tomorrow. Keep going. I am very. Amarillo have a. Yeah. I'm a real. Get to Amarillo. Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City. How far is blight to Oklahoma City? Oh, God. That's gotta be like a day and a half. You think so? I might be stopping there. You know, he's going to pee a lot. My goal was to stay places. Oh, holy shit. No, I'm trying the part of the part of my map. It's a part of what it does. What airport do you fly out of Ethan? Usually last Chester. Yeah, that's not going to work. Okay. But I did. I did. In theory, he gets any of the New York ones around. Like stay in cities that are like lower elevation. I got stressed about it. You act like you're shopping for a wedding dress. Yeah, Buddha. I think you're I think your demands are out. And then then the plan went completely wrong day two. So now I'm like trying to stick to the plan as much as possible. I think the plans out the window. I think we're doing new plan plan. Yeah. Are we are they coming back up to Chicago to drop Daniel? I think they should be great because when I drove with Frank to Vegas, we drove from Chicago all the way to the bottom of Oklahoma is like, it was the right of the border in North Texas. And that took one full day. But that's like that's doable. Yeah. But that's one day or something like that. Yeah. Like you could do that theoretically by the end of the week. Like if they're out there tomorrow. Amy, what how long of terms have you driven before? How long of trips? Yeah, like the longest like one day trip. I mean, I've probably driven like at least five hours at a time. Now there's straight through switching off drivers. But you don't have to worry about that at all. Wait, mountains are no mountains. I'm for me. I avoid mountains, but I had one now in pass. We were going to go through on the route I planned. I might just have to blindfold you. We're going to go through the wrong pass. And I watched YouTube videos of it to prepare myself. It's called the wrong pass. We're going to go through that. But it's whatever route you want to do. But we'll figure it out. Hold on. I got this. The return pass. Nice. We got either it's either we got a cross through like the bottom of the Rockies or we got a cross through Texas. It's one of the two. I'm starting to think maybe just live in life. I think it sounds easy. I really like how Barsal life looked. So you can fly out of JFK. Are you saying could you potentially Ethan? Yes. Yes. Ethan. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Making sure. All right. I think I got it. Hold on. Let's see. Light. Two. Am I real? I don't know. We're going to go Albuquerque. Yeah. Albuquerque. All right. All right. We got it. Ethan, you're going to take a flight from JFK tomorrow night at seven o'clock to Albuquerque, New Mexico. That might be a little early seven o'clock. My bill tonight. Yeah. But you have what? What time are you walking the dog? It's a it's a night event for my uncle. What? It's got a night event. What do you mean? You just said 1130. Yeah, but I said I'd be available at like at nine. That's not available. That's just you don't have tomorrow is so you're busy all day because you're walking. So like 6 a.m. Thursday or Friday. That would work. Yeah. I'm million percent. Are we spending the night in Albuquerque or picking him up there? Well, no. Now that he said this, we got to find a different. Yeah, because Albuquerque that's right. That's like 6,000 foot. Oh, it's okay. It's a good drive to Albuquerque tomorrow and just wait for him to get there. If he leaves the first thing Friday morning and Ben, you don't want to stay somewhere that has that. I don't want to sleep somewhere. Yeah. And that high elevation. Okay, no out in the elevation. All right. Got it. Forgot about no elevation. Elvations tough. The air gets thin. Right. Oh, my God. This man has so many demands. It's crazy for man's stuck in blood. You're talking like a man who isn't stuck in blind. It's crazy. This is insane. What I would like to see in my fantasy world, my bad. Go ahead. In my fantasy world, Ben stays in blithe and Ethan meets you in blithe and then let Ethan cook. That's what I would like you to. I would like you to. Yeah. No, Danny should. Danny should just be documenting. That's what I that's a fantasy. Correct. I would love that. If my fantasy could come true, it's like you go to lunch with the mayor tomorrow, you just wait it out. And it's like is it, is it going to be 12 hours? Is it going to be 36? We're waiting on Ethan to show up and save the day. Oh, so you want to get some blithe. And then we let Ethan cook. And I think Ethan has it in him to drive the entire way. I think that's the earliest Ethan can get the boy. And you go far, Malfa, you, you fill pot holes, you do whatever, whatever it is, you got to do with blithe as you wait for Ethan. I think it's all led up to this for Ethan camps. Because I think it's one of those things we get to the two hour mark. Everybody's like, will he do it? Will he not? And then it's, oh, he kept going. All right. That's one hour in that body. Yes. He really surpassed the two hour mark. This is the story of Ethan that we have been, we've been leading to this point in time. But Ethan is there a chance you get to that two hour mark. You're like, I can't. Don't even want to think about that. Okay. He'll get you three. He'll get you a smooth three. All right. So we want Ethan and blithe. Uh, yeah. That's, I agree. All right. I think that's the fantasy. If it doesn't happen tonight, Danny can leave tomorrow, though, Ethan and Danny meet in Phoenix. But the fucking Ethan, this, this, like, 9 p.m. thing is killing us. Oh, yeah. I know. You should have been able to get someone else tomorrow. I can't, I can't tomorrow. So 9 p.m. is the least you can go. We can put out a call for someone. We got to get Ethan to play. Danny's up on the dog. Ethan, you followed. Yeah, should I, should I go watch the dog? Danny to Connecticut. Oh, there we go. Now we're getting simple. Now we're solving this. This is how you can get to Wally pipped and is out of work forever. I'm not trust me. I don't want your job of watching a dog. All right. All right. All right. There's no one who can watch the dog. Ethan. Not tomorrow. No, usually I would be able to ask my mom, my brother, whatever. Not tomorrow. You can't ask them. No, no, no, no, no. Buddha, by the way, the chat is saying that if you drive through Texas and get pulled over, you'll go to jail for the ounce of weed. So you got to smoke that before. Yeah. That's why I also like the security guard idea because I was like, they got, they got the connection with the police. I'll put the security guard. That's not happening. I'm sending a security. But then they would be like, this is my guy. He's smoking. It's fine. No, no. Texas is pretty strict. They might. Yeah. They're saying a state trooper will meet you at the line and send you to do. All right. So you got to get rid of that ounce of weed or we avoid tax. Oh my god. This guy might be. That was my original plan. Yeah. But you don't, but you want to avoid Texas, but also want to avoid elevation. No, I have it. I have it all mapped out. We go, we go to Tuscan. It was supposed to be Palm Springs. It was supposed to Palm Springs Springs to Tuscan. To Roswell, Roswell, New Mexico, to Tuscan, to Roswell, New Mexico, to Lamar, Colorado, to Kansas City, Missouri, and then we're across the country, and then we get to Chicago or wherever from there. Okay. Okay. What kind of dog is it, Ethan? All right. What are you saying about Lamar? It's cool. It's right off the highway. They got a little steakhouse there. All right. Here's what we're gonna do I eat and Ethan and Danny will be in blight by Friday And then it's just whatever happens happens. I like that. I think that's the move I think is like Danny will get them out of blight I want to see if they can get out of blight themselves. Do we want to just keep it? We just want to send it even I think I don't know Danny. I was low key excited for Danny. You come tonight just cuz it would have had I would add company New fantasy is Danny goes to Connecticut It would be an easier flight to come watch my dog My uncle is actually just texting me about it tomorrow. I actually have to go earlier than I thought Yeah, what time? Like 9 a.m. Tomorrow. There's you got to prove there's that appointment. There's So Ethan is that cool if Danny comes to watch the dog tomorrow? I That part I would love to say yes to but that's not really up to me. That's up to my uncle. Can you get him to zoom in right now? I can try For you it's all seamless. No, it's a vet appointment. It's Ethan cabs time as you just got a Danny's very trustworthy We can get him there tonight. He can stay in a hotel near you also, and if your uncle's nervous about Danny bringing the dog to that Danny is a good fucking driver. Yes, get the dog to vet safely. I like it when he's trustworthy. That's being used for the drive You don't get to decide this Yeah, apparently Well, yeah, I was excited for Danny's arrival Very bad. I got bigger fish to fry now. No, apparently I could ask another guy in this office I have one guy in mind who could join with you and Ethan Man, so you're gonna say to walk the dog. No I mean, I feel like Deutsche. Deutsche. Yep. That's that's what I was hoping you to ask. I was hoping you'd say That kind of inspires some confidence. I love how Buddha keeps commenting like Yeah, we're driving a driving car. Buddha, why does Deutsche inspire confidence? He he seems like a guy like like a MacGyver type guy Like if you were like in the woods with him or something and you were like I need like we need to build something real quick He would be like oh, I used to do this all the time So like I feel like driving is probably like not an issue at all to him. I don't know I could also see him not having his license. Yeah. Oh, yeah, 40 years a day might be an I see that that side of it too Yeah, it's one of it's one of the other probably either extreme Ethan how you feeling I'm feeling good feeling good and waiting to hear back for my uncle here, but Like do you see this as a big opportunity for you to kind of prove? Yeah, I got a question more so thinking about like when I have to go upstairs after this and be like yeah So mom I have to go to boy California to save that you know Yeah, I got a question Ethan not to put you on the spot. Yeah, how's the other thing going? It's going well. We've played a couple times. You've got the footage. Okay Then we're putting it together takes a little time. Have you won? Yeah, I'm up like 30 bucks or something Okay, pretty uneventful actually. I'll go down and then I'll go up and then I'll go back to even so I Send Ethan $2,000 to start his poker. Whoa poker journey. Oh nice. Yeah, he's gonna vlog. So I'm up 15 bucks You're up 50. Do you want me to actually send you that? No, no, that's fine. We can tell it up at the end. All right. All right. Yeah Yeah Go on life. Yeah, I got a Yeah, it's nice. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. That was the business idea What what day was it that you came in and it was like oh, that's that's when they were lighting off Cornfield That was when we were gonna talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah All right, so so is your uncle cool with this? Did you text him? I? Did I'm waiting to hear back? He's probably in a meeting or something but okay? Okay Danny you're up for dogs. I think Danny comes a wife With Ethan too Who's gonna watch the dog then back? I will say Danny does add the element that he will document it I don't trust either of these two guys. That's yeah, but those two going dark not knowing where they are Pretty funny Either way, you're in blithe for a while buddy. Yeah Yeah, you extend my stay a little further. You extend your all right I like I'm gonna I'm gonna go back and watch what you guys talked about the mayor so I can hear about some of the restaurants But how would you get to the restaurants? I could probably drive like Come on my car drive Drive I got it don't be ridiculous. I walked to the denny's the denny's is really close to me. Yeah All right Ethan you let us know where you're uncle size. All right, all right to be continued No, Danny's I already canceled the flight tonight. There's no reason for him to be there tonight If we should on cancer if Danny can't watch the dog Danny will have the option if he wants to to get there Later tomorrow or Friday morning when Ethan can get there What do we be back by Sunday? No, well no So Danny's I think that's why Danny should probably just fly tonight We hit the road in the morning and then we meet Ethan in Tucson That's so not that far. It's like an hour away Yeah, the way you've done this drive. It's like it's like four hours a day. Yeah, I'm wearing it Yeah, I'm not long distance driving and drove long distances in years and you were like what but you were good for this So Ethan you're you're gonna have to convince your uncle like he doesn't know me You're just asking for stranger can come to his house and walk his dog So he's obviously gonna say no at first. What are you gonna say to kind of convince him persuade him? And he sounds out on boy He does sound very I've noticed that too Ben, but Dog sit Yeah, dog sit. Yeah, it's mostly sitting all right I mean if we want to we could just do the the original plan Danny flies tonight and you guys get out of life tomorrow And then Ethan meets you. Yeah, so that way you don't have to deal with Sunday That'd be great. Do you want to do that? Well, I don't know I think these two would be funnier on their own I Absolutely would be great sounds out on boy sounds so out on trying to think of the best content scenario Watching the dog best content scenarios Ethan is the hero right best content scenario is Ethan camps I don't know and I'm watching a dog, but it seems like it's gonna be a tough sell for me to be able to watch the dog I do feel like that will be an uphill battle. Yes, but I get to convince him. Do you think you get to Phoenix on Friday? By Friday if you did like 15 minutes, you know every four hours Yeah, or I could find someone that there's people that give me up from Phoenix Yeah, realistically I could what what would the scenario be there? It was just be Ethan flying to Phoenix on Friday morning and then you guys just going I Again, no offense, and I thought I made it like 40 hours, okay, yeah, I picked up on that a couple times I won't even there. I need to be great company. All right, so we're the impasse. I don't really know what I might I might recuse myself from all planning You've made is a dead end. Yeah, now could Ethan put together like a highlight tape of him driving today and send it to you to inspire I'd definitely watch it All right, I don't know what to do. Yeah, you might have to start a new life. They're fine. All right So regroup tomorrow. I guess where we're at right now is that Ben is still talking. Yeah, no, uh, we're just So this is mint easy. Yeah, he might go to the mayor. I I'm out. Okay. Yeah, I think I'm out. You try it everything No, because you were making too many demands. I think I'm out Ethan just keep us posted on what you're on places You don't want Ethan you want Danny there to like tonight You don't want to go through the mountains, but you also don't want to go through Texas Because you got to have your weed you got to stop every half hour Man only I was trying to help you I've been trying to help you find a solution when you put it that way it sounds like a lot Dude, you're not gonna give many pieces of your abdominals Like I can compromise on like I like four out of five of those. I The compromised part even since compromise is crazy. You're stuck in Blake. You're marooned in Blake. You're a grown man stuck in Blake. I don't have any responsibility to save you. Yeah, you're like, I know you're on a desert island right now. You're like, ah, who's the pilot? Oh, no first class. Danny, that is literally a one for one. That's exactly what he's been doing for two hours straight. All right. Well, where you could mean, or maybe even maybe even comes. I don't know. All right. We'll reconvene. I'll connect you guys. You can, you can plan. You probably have DMs of people saying they would drive you. So we'll go through that alternative. I like the idea of there any coming. Yeah, he made that. Danny seemed like good company for him. He's got to be back by Sunday, though. So that's out. So we can get back by Sunday. No way could you with your demands. Dude, you don't want to go any route that makes sense. I'll go the, like I said, I'll come out. I won't say the word, the C word, but I will. I will get rid of some of my, my requests. I don't want to call them demands. Man sounds crazy. All right. We'll take this offline. We'll talk. I'll connect you with all the guys and you guys can, you guys can plan something. All right. Right, Danny. Absolutely not. All right. See you boys. We'll get Dennis. Ethan, stay on. I'll connect you guys all via text and let you guys. And then I'll leave the group message. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. For a while. All right. See you guys. All right. We moved. Oh, wow. I I started. I took myself out of it. I'm done planning. That's probably this mark. Yeah. That's kind of where I got us. That's holding us hostage from life. Yes. It's crazy. I have a list of demands. What is the exact same guy he was. Exactly. He hasn't changed an ounce. Exactly. Of a dude volunteering to fly to Blythe, California, drive all the way across the country to help you out. And he's like, no, I don't know. Yeah, I don't really trust him. I don't know. Can't book me a flight. Should I talk? No, I can't. Okay. Yeah. For free. Yeah. I just put you on a taxi and left it immediately. I said, here's everyone and then left the conversation. I'm going to keep saying. I need an update. I need updates on that chat. All right. So far, nothing. Do you understand Buddha now? Yeah, I think I got him. Yeah. I think that's I love the guy. But this is this is par for the course. That was not what I was expecting. But boy, that was something. He's acting like he's like he's in a like perfect location and it's like a two hour drive. He's asking someone. That's it. He's in place, California. He needs to get to New Jersey. But I thought you can't go through mountains or text that if I was in his shoes and Ethan emerged as like a guy who was going to do this, I would start sobbing. I would like to be like, oh my god, we can also want. Thank you so much. Yes. You can't get here until 9 p.m. I was kind of hoping. There's no way you'd get back by Sunday. And I don't think out of principle, I can't be the one who picks him up anymore. No, it's being too demanding. Yeah, it has to be you kid. Right. You were like the fact that you said I'll do it. He should have been like incredible. Whatever you want to check my resume. Like like just be like, oh, yeah, I can get to Phoenix like, oh, I'll do this. Like whatever wherever you want me, but instead it was just I think I'll just go as far as if Ethan's uncle lets me. I will watch the dog. Fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you could tell Ethan that on the tax. Yeah. I was excited for Ethan too. I really really thought this is good. Same. Try his best. It's crowning accomplishment. Yeah, so Chicago to Blythe would be. We could also get a new character popping out of the woodwork who's made today that we haven't met yet. Maybe so. Yeah, I think I want to see how bad Buddha wants to get out of Blythe. It takes a couple of days and it's like Ethan. Yes, it's fine. Yeah, or does he just content? I'd like to see him with the mayor. I would too at Denys. It's like 1900 miles Denys. So like think about it. How many hours did he say he was comfortable? So if you did eight hours a day. He was five. Five hours a day. He was five. He said that. Who? Yeah, right. Was Buddha said he would go five hours a day. He said he's not a long haul guy. Oh, I didn't. Even as a passenger? Yeah, that would take. So even if you did eight hours a day of and that's not counting stop. So it's really 10 hours. Oh, it would take you four days to get back Chicago. So you would be screwed. I did not realize the caveat of even if he's a passenger, he can only go. I don't know. I thought he said he could sleep in the back seat, which is also going to be like ideal. Oh man, crazy. Okay. All right. I'll keep you updated. There's there's no motion in here so far. Fuck, man. All right. Let's spin the wheel. Oh, there we go, Tate. There we go. All right. He's going to poop. He's going to poop. Yeah, we'll be fine. All right. Nice. All right, sir. [Applause] Brandon, we'll love to hear that. Yeah, it's been a reset. What if the mayor of the world, he like changes Ben's heart? He makes him. If he had fallen, I could just spend the time with the mayor and he flips. He's like, you know what? I can't drive. This is the life I've been to. Oh, I thought he was just going to fall in love with. Oh, I was going to say, what if the mayor tough loves him into like, turning it around and he's like, you know what? I got this. That would be cool too. There's a lot of possibility. There's a lot of possibilities. So. Here we go. All right, we did it. We have one of them all. [Applause] [Music] Love you guys. See you tomorrow. Bye.