Brutally Ranking These Influencers

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Spend your balance instantly with the Venmo debit card. No monthly fee or minimum balance. Venmo balance account required to get a card and use a balance. A Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Influencers. Are you ready? Yes. You're just gonna rank them from best to worst. Actually, no. It can be anyone. Blind-ranking people. I'm gonna go first with your sister. Uh, five. Dang. What about Natalie? I'm gonna put Natalie at three because she is so good with social media and she tricks the internet so easily. Wait, not four? No, because she's good at what she does, so. Ivy. Four. Kato. Kato at number two. Bronwyn Zilmer. She's not an influencer. She's the same amount of influencer as Reese. She doesn't have money or. Sorry, no, no, no, no. Harper, you kind of smell like hot cheetos. Oh, my God. There's a bad smell in the room and we're not sure who it is yet, but it's coming from that side. Smell my arm. Smell my arm. I'm not doing that. It smells like someone's fast food was left up here and it's, like, rotten. Rotting somewhere. It's Cash. It's his Chipotle. I didn't think that's Cash. He was eating Chipotle before this. It smells like actual poop. No, it's not up here because I just went downstairs and it's even worse downstairs and it may be those donuts that have been sitting on our counter for a few days now. Okay, well, I was gonna go eat those. We might want to check the box. That's so weird. There was, like, there was bacon on one of them. It was not good. Ew. It does smell like bacon. Bacon and donuts. It smells like Burger King. Okay, it's either the bacon or it smells Burger King. What the? No, not the Burger King. Burger King do be smelling. It smells bad. I'm not good at Burger King. What? Do you eat Burger King? I can barely smell it. I'm gonna lick my nose and get it out. You don't? No, I hate Burger King. Yeah, Burger King is terrible. Well, aren't you? Whoa, no fast food? Except Chick-fil-A and Chipotle. Oh, so you do like fast food? But not, like, I don't like McDonald's, Burger King, Whataburger. Not Whataburger? What? That's all I live off of. That's really weird. Okay. That's good for you. You look so tan. Have you gone to the beach? Yeah, I've gone to Costa Rica and the beach. Okay. Dang. She's flexed on you. Hey, I got a game I kind of want to play. What? Okay. I'm gonna have Harper. Which one? It smells terrible. Wait, we need a code word. I can smell because my mask of my good scent is covering my own nose. Okay. Thank you. You can go first. You're gonna blind rank influencers. Are you ready? Yes. Okay. Like, how many do you have? Let me type. Somebody type in their notes, like, so we can keep track of the rank. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't have my phone. Yeah, I'm starting to smell it. Only ten. It's only ten. Ten. Actually, should we do ten or five? Five. Let's just do five. Okay. Ready? We're gonna blind rank some influencers, Harper. Okay? How much did you pay for that perfume? That smells a little better. That smells so good. That smells great. I told them, I told, so they were out of my black opium, so I said, just give me a perfume that will tide me over until they come back and stop. That smells so good. So they gave me a more expensive. Guys, that's it. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Oh. Oh, my gosh. We picked up the stuff. Oh, my gosh. I know, that's real. I know, but that's real. No, I told you it smelled like crap. I told you. How have you not noticed that? Dude, you've been walking over there for like ten minutes. I told you it smells like straight crap. Oh, my gosh. Someone's gonna. That's fake. No, that's. No, no, Harper. I promise. That's not fake. That looks like a fake beard, though. No. That is fake. That's copper. No, that's copper. That's copper. Copper was up here walking around. That looks so. Oh, my gosh. Disgustingly fake. No, no. It's real. That's so. What do we do? Touch it to test it. I'm not touching it to test it. You think it's fake? You touch it. I think you should put your face down there and smell it. My dad's getting paper towels, I think. Smell it. What do we do? What do we do? We're gonna have to live with it. We need to restart. We need to reset. Smell it. I'm not smelling it. Trust me, I've been smelling it. Dude, it's funny because before the podcast, they kept talking about the smell, and I really couldn't smell it. I'm not kidding. Before, I was like, dude, it reeks up here. I literally was just like, I can't drink this or this. Try to sniff it out. Take back what y'all said. Yeah, yeah. You might want to download that Exxon Mobile Rewards Plus app. Yeah. I am. Yeah. You know, new users can earn $10 in points, $5 after your first purchase, and $5 after your second. That's a lot. That's a whole lot. It is. Well, hey. You get on that download, buddy. I will. Loading. Exxon. Trust the Tiger. 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Cash, you should taste it to make sure. That's so bad. That's so bad. We're gonna cut back to when this is clean. See you in a minute. Wait, are we literally- Are you doing the whole shock vac right now? Yes, Cash. There's dog poop on the floor, and it smells bad. She's putting gloves on. Oh, okay. I mean, Kate literally just whipped out the entire Mr. Clean supplies. Kate's not doing it today. Oh, do not! Don't! No! Uh-uh! We're not turning that thing on. This thing has all of Honey's throw-up in it, and it smells disgusting. It does. Once that turns on, we'll have to take about an hour break. That smells worse than the poop itself. Are you kidding me? I'm not saying I can't. Okay, don't turn that thing on. Just spray it with carbon cleaner or something. It is fake! It's fake! Well, it's not fake. Living in Texas, you learn pretty quickly that summer is no joke. Once July and August hit, the heat is basically a full-time commitment. Yeah, when it's 100-plus degrees outside, your plans quickly go from, "Oh, I don't want to go outside." to, "Oh, I don't want to go outside. I don't want to go outside. to Dallas which completely changed the experience. One morning we grabbed breakfast at a local coffee shop, spent a few hours walking around the Dallas Arboretum, and by the time the afternoon heat had rolled in we were more than ready to head back, jump in the pool, and cool off before going to a Brazilian steakhouse for dinner. It's one of our favorite spots and anytime we're in Dallas we try to make it there if we can. That ended up being one of my favorite parts of the trip because we got to do things we don't normally do while still feeling like we're at home. I love that we could do something in the morning, come back, recharge for a bit, and then head back out later that evening without feeling like we had to be out doing something all day. Having a nice place to come back to made the trip feel balanced. Honestly those are the trips you don't expect to be memorable but somehow they end up being the ones that you talk about the most. Sometimes you don't need a big trip or a faraway destination. You need a place that lets you enjoy people you're with and the city you're in. That's what made this Dallas getaway so fun. We got to explore, relax, and enjoy a little break from our normal routine right here in Texas. I knew it was fake. It looks like plastic. It's actually fake. I told y'all that was fake and y'all didn't believe me. Who put that there? You did. No I did not. You did. I promise. There's dog poop somewhere because it still smells bad. Wait Kate, are you being so serious you thought it was real? Yes. No, no. No, I thought it was real. I did not put that there. No, y'all did not think that was real. No, I put it on everything. I thought it was real. Yes, I promise you I did not put that there. I can't tell you about this man. Wait, I thought it was fake or I thought it was real. No. Okay, who put that there? Wait, why does it smell like crap then? We still haven't found that. I'll search. Who put that there? I'm so confused. What is going on? It still smells like dog crap down here. It smells like straight dog crap. I don't think that was there before. Did they have? No. Oh, whoever put it had fart spray or something, didn't they? Yeah, that's what I think. No, it's worse than that. Yes, they did. Who did that? Cash did. I don't smell like. That excuse he just made told me everything. No, I promise you I did not put that there. No, that's how it lies. Promise. It comes up with some solution. I did not. Fart spray, that must be it. I can't believe you thought it was real. But I didn't see that there. It looked real. I did not. I don't know normally what you say when you raise your hands. I did not. Can I blend ring influencers now? Yeah. Okay. Wait, hold on. No, someone's got to admit to this. Everyone raise your right hand and say you did not. I swear on my life I did not. Let me see if it's in our Amazon order. I did not. Do you guys have an Amazon? I did not. It was not. I did not. I promise I did not. Cash did. Raise your hand. I already know Cash did. He's not raising his hand. How long have you been planning that? It was Nella. No, it wasn't. How long have you been planning it? Cash was really surprised. I feel like he like. Cash. Matt, I don't know what to tell you. When would I have got this? I don't know. I feel like we were all very. Yesterday at the flea market. It looked like those ears that. No, because I really thought it was real. UFC people have. But this is. Nice fallen ears. I didn't see. It does kind of look like an ear. I feel like. No, I'm kidding. Wait. Did you actually. You didn't do it? Nice ear. No, I didn't do it. But I didn't think it was real. As soon as I looked at it, I thought it was fake. Yeah, same. Oh, really? I know. It looked fake. From here, it looked. From here. I guess. I just know what dog poop looks like because that thing was way too runny. I would. Here, zoom in on it on the floor. I bet you about a million dollars that was real. No. From where I was sitting. And the smell and copper was just. I'm not. That. It looks more fake like that. The position it was in for me was very real. Same. Same. Yeah. But I feel like cash maybe like. That right there was real. I didn't see it when we were sitting down. So I feel like he plopped it down. I did not do it. Oh, and then who the heck did it? This is a cash. It was either. It was either. We're going to run the cameras back and see if cash plopped it down. I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Might want to download that Exxon Mobile Rewards Plus app. Yeah. I am. Yeah. You know, new users can earn $10 in points. Five bucks after your first purchase and five after your second. That's a lot. That's a whole lot. It is. I will. Loading. Exxon. Trust the Tiger. But then. The first thought becomes a final thesis. And that midterm assignment gets a lot less mid. Okay, big money. Well, I Venmo'd you three times last week, so it's kind of on me, actually. Want it back? I can't. It was either Noah or it was it was Pape. It was probably Pape before that, or Noah. If Cash did it, flashback, and then slow-mo. Here's how I know it. We can move on. You're, like, trying to not accuse me. You're, like, accusing other people. I did accuse you. Not really. You're, like, it's probably them. Because I actually don't think it was you. I actually think Noah and Pape did it. OK, can I blind rank the influencers? Yes. All right, I got the numbers ready. OK, first, everybody can name one. Wait, what am I ranking about them? Like, their personality? You're just going to rank them from best to worst. Blind rank? Oh, gosh. I'm going to be very nice about this. Well, someone has to be last. Someone must be first. I'm probably last for a lot of people, too. OK, all right. I think everybody should get to name one influencer. OK, so think of your influencer. I'm going to start off. An influencer or, like, an A-list celebrity? Influencer. This is where the drama comes in. Actually, no, anyone. It can be anyone. Blind ranking people. So there's six people in here, five people in here. And I rank them from one to five. Yeah, we're all going to give you one. One is the best, five is the worst. OK, I'm going to go with that clarification. I'm going to go first with your sister. Five. Dang. Why did you put her at five so fast? Wait, wait, hold on. That's a good one. Natalie Reynolds. You're not putting Natalie over your sister. You know what? I'm going to. OK, since Reese. No, you already put Reese at five. That's why it's blind ranking. I'm not changing it. Why did you say Reese? So I'm going to put Reese at number five just because she doesn't stay consistent with her things. I'm going to put Natalie. Hey, if I was a random person, I'm going to put Natalie at three because she is so good with social media and she tricks the not or no, because she's good at what she does. So three tricks in the Internet. She didn't trick your car. Yeah, I know. But like, she's good at what she does because she did it for the Internet. Yeah. I mean, she's good at rage baiting. Yes. If it's really like she's gained eight million followers in the past year, I guess. Yes. So she's number three. OK, OK. Oh, my turn. Yeah. I'm going to go with. I got two, I got two. Which one should I do? I'll tell you guys. I say, well, I was going to do the second one. Wait, wait, you talked just do the first one since he was going to do this. I was going to do the second one or the first one. I was going to do the first one. I forgot which order I told you something to say, Ivy. I do. I'm going to do the first one. In a nice way. Kato. Bro, I'm serious. Kenzie's going to do because then I'm going to have to put them at number one. So Kato at number two. OK. What is she doing? She's like adjusting her list over there. Kenzie is typing them out. Oh. Kenzie holds the number one slot right now. She can name anyone. Oh, I can just say anybody. Yeah. And force Harper to put them at number one. Yeah. Bronwyn Zilmer, she's not an influencer. She's the same influencer as Reese. She doesn't have money to her credit. I swear all my life I did not mean to say that. I meant to say my mom doesn't have followers. I don't care what you mean to say. That's the funniest crap, man. I promise. Your mom's fine. My mom does have money, I swear, but she just She doesn't have followers, so she's not an influencer, so choose another, please. That is insane. Harper just wants to rank. My mom don't got money. Can this be our thumbnail? She don't even got money. Why would she be number one? Wait, can Harper's list be our thumbnail? Because that's a crazy thumbnail. Okay, it's Cash's turn. Wait, no, wait. I was about to list somebody. Oh, you want to list somebody? But it depends on if this is going to be our thumbnail. People will go crazy if they see this as a thumbnail. What is she about to say? Oh, gosh. I don't know his last name. What? What's his first name? It's a he. Benny. Got to go number one. Ain't no one that's even said that name. I'm sorry. That was just a joke. You guys got to cut back. Roll it back again. Cut that out. No, no. You got to watch Harper's jaw drop. Is she wet? Huh? Oh, my gosh. That name is banned. Did we just bleep the name? We can't even speak that name. I don't know. The name is banned from the podcast. He's banned from the LL podcast. I feel like the name should be bleeped. It should be blocked. No, do not bleep the name. Block it. No bleeping. Hey, have you not seen what's happening? No, I haven't. I have a life. It's blocked. He sat in my space. I already blocked it. It does need to be blocked. Yeah. All in favor of blocking the name. Block, like not being allowed to say it. Oh, Harper, you're not voting? Oh, block. Like bleeping it from here, you're not allowed to say it completely. I don't know. Okay. Cash. Okay, so I guess, yeah, Benny's number one. Okay, well, so she just spoke. We can just say bleep is number one. Okay, yeah, bleep is number one. Cash, it's your turn. That's my name. Do not bleep it out. Yeah, it's Cash's turn to blind rank five. We don't have to do everybody. Oh, okay, so Harper's list is bleep, Kato, Natalie, Ivy, then Reese. Okay, do me, do me. I mean, that is so cruel to Reese. That's crazy. All right, you're going to only get to blind rank three. What? I want to go after Cash. What kind of a game is that? Let me do 15. No, no. 15? We got to get through everybody, so I'm thinking three. Okay, 10. Okay, five. Five. All right, everyone gets one. But we got to go kind of fast. Okay, okay. That's so bad. Oh, freak. I didn't even think about this. Wait, we don't got to go to a row. Just when someone thinks of it, say it. Anyone got one for me? Stokes twins. Five. You only get three. What? You love the Stokes twins. No, I'm going five. Nope, five. Okay. Why are they number five? They ghosted me. Oh, they did? Yeah, they did. But he still has a soft spot for them. Wow. Nope. Sean's number one. I'm trying to think. Anybody else got anybody's say names? I can't go right now. Wait, who just went? All right, I got one. It was Stokes twins. They're five. Nessa Barrett. That's so random. I have like no correlation to her whatsoever. Okay. Josh Richards. Four. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I am. Yeah. That's a lot. That's a whole lot. It is. I will. Loading. Exxon. Trust the Tiger. Hey, this is Riley Green, and I'm here to warn you about the dangers of Hey Dude shoes. Okay, big money. Well, I got a Venmo balance that I can spend with my Venmo Debit MasterCard, so. Want it back? The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Are you just going to go 5, 4, 3, 2, everyone? This is pretty easy. If you unfollow me, you get a bad ranking. He unfollowed you? Wait, stand by. What about Lil Huddy? Big Red. Lil Huddy's still following you. Actually, I don't know if he did. Let's see here. What about Big Red? All right, we'll have to search his name. Big Red. Josh. Reach. Oh, look, I follow him. Let's see if he follows me. Cash. He doesn't. He does not. He follows Cash Mart, whoever that is. Are you kidding? He unfollowed you? That's so embarrassing. He unfollowed me. Actually, so many. You've been friends since literally 50,000 followers. Yeah, apparently, but then you weren't friends. We'll pop up a picture of me and Josh together in the old days. I guess friendships don't last. All right, what's the next one? Big Red. Big Red? He can get a three. He's kind of like. That's the only spot left. There's still two and one. He ain't got no money. Okay, I'm going to go with. Jordan Matter? Okay, number one. No, no, no, not Jordan Matter. He can have number one. I'm thinking. I'm thinking James Charles. Ooh. Ooh. Number one. Number two. Oh. Okay. We're just going five. This is boring. Okay, for number one, I'm going to say. Yeah, skip Cash. It's my turn. I get to say the last person. Me. Just you? Yeah, me. Number one. Oh, then of course number one. Okay, it's number one. Yep. Okay. Okay, now let's do Harper. Okay. Okay, you get five spots. This is the last one. Okay, I'll go first. Or actually, no, I'll go third. Okay. Let's see. I'm going to go with a crazy pull here. Miss Rachel. What the hell? Who even is that? Okay. Where are we putting Miss Rachel? She don't got no money. Okay. She didn't get no money, though. Nice lady. I'll say. Wait, am I doing five? Yeah. Okay, number four. Okay, what about Embry? Embry? The way you talk, I just. Embry? Wow, she hit number 10. It just sounds like so nice that it's going to be evil. Let's do three because there's better. Wait, so we got Embry at three and Miss Rachel at four. Okay. Okay, Kinsey. Actually, Embry at two. Embry at two? Miss Rachel at four. Okay. That's good. So you have one, three, and five. Dude, Kinsey's just. I just forgot her name. I can see her face. She has the brother. Huh? That has. She has a YouTube channel. She has her own YouTube channel. Lexi Rivera? Yes, thank you. I used to watch them when I was younger. I'll go two. Two. Wait, isn't Embry at two? Oh, wait, Embry's at two. Oh, yeah. Okay, wait. Three. Okay. Oh, okay. Salish. Wait, no. Embry was at three, wasn't she? No, she moved her to two. Okay. Keep up with the program. Salish. Two. Oh, no. She doesn't know how it works. Is this my last one? No, you have one and five. You have one and five left. Okay, one. Okay, yeah, I'd agree. Yeah, you can't put her at five. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. But now that's all that's left is your five. I might have hurt someone's feelings. Harper Zillmer. Five. And you can switch it around if you want. Dang, stuck at five. The top of my can smells like poop. It literally stinks in here. No, do you smell that? The culprit. She sprayed the spray and it got on her drink. What does that smell? Okay, yeah, so I'm five. It's fine. I understand. Yeah, I'm still. I'm still stuck on that poop. Like, I'm stuck. Okay. Yeah, I want to blind rank more stuff. Harper, are you busy tomorrow? Let me check my calendar. Okay. Well, if you're not, if you want to come over and do my lashes. Oh, I would love to. Wait. Tuesday. Support group. I have cheer practice from four to six. Yeah, I agree. Harper, my lash tech? Wow. The lash tech. I mean, I don't know if I can do other people's lashes, but I can try. Oh, maybe. Should I not trust you with that? Actually, I've done them on one of my other friends, but they ended up looking bad, but I want to try them. They look so long right now. Well, these are kind of chopped right now. She said, I want to experiment on your eyes. I don't know if I want to do that. Do they look bad, though? Like, long and bad? No, they look good. Long and wrong or. You guys should do a no makeup episode. Especially the far away, they look good. Really? I would do that. Wait, wait. Let's keep going. I like this. Y'all, Harper just had a special before. You want to do more blind rankings? Yes, this is fun. Matt, your turn. Okay. Social media or something different? Anyone. All right. Somebody give him some. Yeah, social media. It's got to be social media people. More of that? Oh, I got one. I got one. I got one. All right. Let's do people in the room. Ooh. Blind rankings. But I can quickly know, like, where I'm going to rank everybody. That's true. Yeah. Wait, how about Samara? Samara? Oh. I don't really know Samara. Why do you just make that face? I don't really know Samara, but we put her in a thumbnail and did really well. So I'm going to put her at two just for that. Thank you, Samara. We should have her on. Okay. Cody Orlov. Cody? Cody? Nobody. I mean, I've hung out with Cody maybe, like, five times. Hey, no one knows Cody. Don't really hang out with him. Give a different one. I don't think our audience knows. He's like a 2020 TikToker. audience know um tony lopez they don't they know him maybe they might know him i don't know um let me think that's disrespectful the disrespect is crazy though oh no he's one of our older friends yeah i'm trying to think now i'm like blanking on influencers oh i don't really know okay i got it it could be anyone actors anything joely live joely live how did i put the other one out i put smart at two we'll put joely live at three yeah that seems fair sam and colby sam and colby don't really know him think i don't even met them what do you mean i spoke to him once twice twice i met them that means you don't really know yeah but they were filming there and i was like i have a tiktok account um they were like get out of here yeah they're like they're like okay bye wait when how long ago was that it was like a year ago in no or no not not november it was like before october so september um and i met them at goldman's bridge and it was like 11 at night and they were filming with the kids or something like the kids it's a youtube channel with like six million followers we're pretty cool so i was like that's so cool and my friend was a big fan and we got a photo and yeah wow you have a photo i think my friend does wait but they didn't remember they didn't know you no i'm not they may not have known harper harper but like if you would have told them maybe they were really nice when when uh yeah wait when did y'all meet them i guess choice and then they were there yeah that's what i'm saying they were there when you won your award they probably don't even remember talking to me what the heck y'all put them at can you send me the photo i'll put them at four i feel like we know joey a little more so i gotta put them both yeah i mean people you don't really know it's kind of hard to like yeah but i do love their content but i can't put them at one i gotta save that one spot do number four yeah i did four okay so wait what spots do you have left i have five and one all right which is a scary thing to have wait wait yeah this is like the best one you gotta really think of someone that's like actually good let's do hold on hold on capri no that's so random i was thinking about him for some reason oh wait what about what about gavin oh gavin magnus no no no no no i'll rank them just tell me when brent riviera uh you got one in five open choose one of five you want me you want me to tell you if he follows you or not i can look at it you know what he let us house to his house i'll put him at one yeah brett was really nice well so he could promote his chip brand yes five levels that's the only reason he let y'all in by the way yeah what are you trying to say we could just get let in without that no harvard i do not need a key to a house doritos are level trust uh you get one more i get one more um oh ben aslart five done okay that's the only spot he has left ben aslart is super nice harvard is the only spot he has i think i've never spoke to him he doesn't have a choice but he does seem nice but i don't think i've ever met ben yeah i don't think i have wait you might he might have gone with this that one i've met him like a couple times over the years yeah i mean you've never been there he's like been at the same events but i don't know if he's been at the same events been there hey let's plug in his uh brand cereal kick uh backflip backflip we have a giant box of backflip right over there we do is it right right there yeah no cap oh there you go it was pretty good we kind of ate like all of it i'm not gonna lie not even with milk i took like the big cereal box in my room and i was very tempted to eat it and i did um and i ate it all yeah we didn't even eat it with milk all 20 cereal boxes all right we need to be honest about something our group maybe well sometimes always uses doordash for everything it's not our fault it's so convenient seriously it's like once a day sometimes more at this point we all have our go-to orders yeah but honestly doordash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming recording traveling or working on something and something always comes up somebody needs a coffee somebody forgets to eat and suddenly we're out of snacks we've even used doordash during video shoots when we realize we need last minute essentials we've gotten batteries waters and other things we needed to keep the day moving that's what i love about it it's way more than just ordering dinner whether it's groceries supplies or sending someone their favorite treat after they've had a rough day it just makes life easier and honestly those little things mean a lot it's an easy way to show up for people yeah that's why we use doordash so much it helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic it's honestly just one of those apps we end up using all the time and somehow it always comes in clutch got you delivered doordash order now all right kate and kinsey y'all's turn yeah yeah we're still doing this okay we're gonna go with kate first okay pearson pearson have you ever met her no we were at an event i don't like these ones i want to do more controversial it's gotta be it's gotta it's gotta be people i'll put pearson at four just because i've never met her ever no let's do something crazy because pearson's not gonna watch this it's fine kinsey wasted hers i wanted to know all right okay uh i have one all right go ahead sky miller yeah yeah i might want to download that exxon mobile rewards plus app yeah are you the exxon tiger i am yeah you know new users can earn ten dollars in points five bucks after your first purchase and five after your second that's a lot of money for me that's a lot of money for me but i'm that's a lot that's a whole lot it is well hey you get on that download buddy i will loading download the exxon mobile rewards plus app and join today exxon trust the tiger for details visit exxonoffer.com 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trying to think who kate like does or doesn't like you're welcome for the cloud um you're welcome for the clouds kate and kinsey are kind of hard yeah because we don't like in social media clearly clueless podcast oh they seem super sweet i put them at two okay they were really nice when we watched one of their podcasts before is it good i think so i'm gonna see you think so you watched it it's like i've only watched bits and pieces y'all better not cook me with the one because i would put clearly clueless at one it seems i've heard i i'm going on the podcast what what's that girl's name wait you're going on it oh uh gg wonder uh you got one and four left four four yeah wait is there five a spot token yeah okay i just find middle finger pictures very rude so almost as rude as dumpling mom but not quite okay let's see you have number one spot left let's go where oh girl talk podcast girl well i have only one could i want something more controversial like we gotta speed this game up yeah it's taking forever like i'm getting bored irl i like this game it's kind of fun i could play for hours i'm not gonna lie all right just give kate a layup then lebron james number one there we go number one i guess all right kenzie she guesses all right kenzie's the last person i haven't really listened to them that much no girl in green all right yeah have you seen the girl we're gonna go with your first one is gonna be his music's actually pretty good doja cat oh my god i love - I love Doja Cat, I love. - Wait, four? - Dad's always like, one Doja Cat. - All right, Kenzie ranked her a four. - Doja Cat, my girl. - Doja Cat. - You put her at four? Wait, I got great ones for Kenzie. Lil Nas X. - Five. - Dang. - What about Megan Thee Stallion? - Gosh, I'm fine. - Why are we just doing rappers now? - SZA. - Influencers, y'all just-- - Kenzie does not like the rap language. - SZA. - She said SZA. - One. - Wait, these are not influencers. Ice Spice, Juice WRLD. - You know, SZA was very nice. We'll put her at one. - Yeah, we met-- - Kenzie doesn't like rap music, not a big fan. - Y'all, my bottom lip is freezing. - I know, same. I'm like-- - Wait, SZA spelled SZA? - Oh my gosh, how did you spell it? Okay, granted, who spells it like that? - What happened? - I don't even know how to spell SZA. - She spelled it SZA. - Wait, wait, wait, let me spell it before you say it. Oh gosh. - SZA. S-I-Z-A. - S-I-Z-A. - I feel like it's like, wait, how she spells it or how I think it's spelled? - How she spells it. - I'm gonna guess she spells it cool. So like S-I-Z-Z-S-I-Z-A, SZA. - I spelled it like that too. I spelled it like pizza with an S. - No. - It's S-Z-A. - That's not even a word. - That's why I said you would never guess it. - I mean a vowel. - Blame her. Yeah, it's her fault. - Yeah. All right, well, Kenzie's a little nice. Ice Spice, SZA, Megan Thee Stallion. - Where you putting Juice? - I don't wanna. - Good. - Juice WRLD the best. - I love Juice WRLD. - Especially out of those. - Okay, I got it. - I play his song. I play the same song by Juice WRLD every morning in the shower. - You shower every morning? - What, I still see your shadows in my room. - Juice WRLD's gotta go with my lowest available, so that's gonna be three. - No! - Juice WRLD's pretty good. - People died at his concerts. - No, that's Travis Scott. - Oh, whatever. - They probably died at his concerts too. - Like I said. - Did y'all see Travis Scott? - Not a big fan of rap. - Did y'all see Travis Scott literally made a cameo in The Odyssey? Like, I'm pretty sure Travis Scott just like hit them up, was like, "Hey, can I be in this?" And they were like, "Sure." - Yeah, but Loki had a good part too. He seemed like five seconds. - What's The Odyssey? Have you seen it? - The movie. - It's this movie. - Oh, the movie. - Wait, have you seen it? - Travis Scott had a part in it? - I don't think she should go see it. - Like a 15 second cameo. - Are you doing something this weekend? If not, you ought to see it. This segment is brought to you by Aeropostale, and since we are all already wearing our back to school clothes from Aeropostale, let's go ahead and hand out some back to school awards. All right, let's go ahead and hand out our awards. We can start with me. - Yeah, I might want to download that Exxon Mobile Rewards Plus app. - Yeah. - Are you the Exxon Tiger? - I am. - Yeah, you know, new users can earn $10 in points, five bucks after your first purchase and five after your second. That's a lot. That's a whole lot. - It is. - Well, hey, you get on that download, buddy. - I will. - Loading. - Exxon, trust the tiger. - For details, visit exxonoffer.com. - Getting to a great idea is hard in college. Jumbled slides transform into a polished keynote, and that midterm assignment gets a lot less mid, because the road to great ideas is littered with bad ones. Okay, big money. Yeah. It's chicken shawarma. Ooh, want it back? Okay, most likely to fail. Most likely to choose your own award. I was thinking, okay, but I'd like to nominate myself for an award. Okay, you can nominate yourself. And I was thinking I could nominate myself for most handsome in the school. No. What do y'all think? Probably none. Double it and pass it on. Most attractive? Most likely to flunk out, yes. What? Yes. Most likely to not finish. Okay, so what are we landing on here? Most attractive? Most likely to not finish school is you. You love that. Yes, got it. Okay. Now, Harper, you might be most likely to be famous. Yes, Harper is most likely to be famous. Yeah, that's good. I love it, I love it. Yes. Keep it that. Keep it that. Kate, I'm feeling like Kate-- Wait, you don't get to name everyone? I kind of am right now. I'm on a roll. But, like, you can disagree if you don't like it. Okay, I feel like Kate, most likely-- Is the most to pull all the boys. What the heck? I was gonna say prettiest, so. Aw, wait, that's cute, guys. That's really sweet. We can leave it there. Matt was gonna say something extremely mean. No, no. No, I was gonna say prettiest, yes. Kenzie is definitely best dressed. Yeah, you're best dressed. Ooh, it's 'cause my Deja Clark jeans. Maverick is the high school bully. High school bully? Yeah. Aw, that's sad. No, Matt is leader-- Or the try to be class clown. No, no, no, he's leader of the chess club. Chess club. Yeah. Or teacher's pet. Teacher's pet. Teacher's pet. Yeah. Maverick is teacher's pet. He's definitely like-- Yeah, Kate's the tattletale. That's for sure. Whether you're looking for your first date outfit or just some back-to-school clothes, make sure to shop the Deja Clark Four Arrow Postal clothing line in stores, online, or on the Arrow app. Kenzie said you didn't see it. Kenzie didn't like the movie because-- You oughta see it. You oughta see it. Wait, wait, wait, why didn't you like it? She didn't like it. No, I liked it. No, I know. I liked that part of the movie. Kenzie was not a big fan of the part where the witch was turning people into pigs. Well, yeah, why would anyone be a fan of watching that? I thought it was very creative on the director. I thought it was too. Never seen that before. It's in the book. And the way, I know, but the way that like, I don't know how, if they used like CGI or what to like craft the face. I don't even know, like you watched the face turn into a pig. Yeah, it's kind of interesting. What's y'all's favorite movie? Or what's your favorite movie? Blind Rank top movies, here we go. Legally Blonde. Wait, what is it? Legally Blonde. Legally Blonde. Mine is too. I love Legally Blonde. It's so good. What is that movie? It's like El Smith or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, and like it's like Reese Witherspoon. He hasn't seen it. It was my favorite movie because Reese Witherspoon is-- Reese is my sister's name. But now that me and Reese are on talking terms-- Why are you not on talking terms? Because you used her t-shirt the other day? Yes. Actually? Yes. Is that why? Well, she comes into my room and screams at me. Bloody murder. OK. Ah! And then just walks out just like that? I feel like you are to never, ever-- You are to never? She do not talk like that. You are to never, thou, take thee shirt again. I feel like she probably got to that point, though, Harper, because you probably have taken a lot of clothes and got stains on them. Matt does the same thing. I've gotten no stains on them. Or you like never gave it back. Well, she didn't take them out of my closet. Matt never returns my clothes. That's not true. I gave him clothes because he was all muddy one day. Never got them back. He gave them back. Really? Yes. Oh. Yeah. You did have to ask him for it. I wouldn't want to wear something that large, trust me. To be fair, it's because I do his laundry. I didn't realize they were not his, and I just put them in the drawer. Yeah. But I saw them, and I said-- Cam, take back the love that I gave you-- Bring them to me, brother. --to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change-- Do you miss Reese now that she's gone to college? She hasn't gone to college, and no, I will not miss her. What? Yes, you do. You literally-- you will miss her. I'm going to miss my brother when he goes to college. Wait, she hasn't gone to college yet? No. Yes, she did. Last year, she was at college. Last year. Yeah. She's on summer break right now. It's like she wasn't gone. What do you mean? Should the thumbnail of this episode be blind ranking? No, it should be Harper hates her sister. Might as well send it. OK. Do you not miss the days when your sister drove you to school? Oh, the days that she drove me to school, we would literally get in fistfights in the car. Me and my sister would, too. No, she's like, pay for my Starbucks, Harper. I said, no, pay for your own Starbucks. So then she's like, I'm going to drop you off on the side of the road. You have issues. You have issues with people that don't have money, huh? But she don't got money, though. No. Reese has her own money. Despair, change. Harper's like, you're a brokey. We're like, Harper, they're homeless. But yeah, no, me and Reese have gone in more fights than-- Reese is like your best friend. What are you talking about? Are you serious? Yes. Sometimes. I know she is. I know she is. I know she is. No, right now, she's blocked on everything. I know you do. Non-speaking terms, she's blocked on Snapchat, unadded. No, because when we were at-- Blocked on text now. When we were at VidCon-- --VidCon, you ran around everywhere with her. You were like, Reese, Reese, Reese, I need your help. Yeah, because I didn't have any other friends. I need your help. There's this cute guy. I need your help. I need your help. No, that was Kate. I walked around with Kate. No. No, you walked around with Reese. Because she's like the only person I had. Just admit it, Reese is your best friend. She is one of my worst enemies. Both. She's both. Can you say both? She's not my best friend. She can be an OK sister sometimes, but-- I'll tell you what she is. She's a sister. Yeah, she's a sister, for sure. Which means she's your best friend and your worst friend. A sister is like-- it's like built in. Like, you guys are best friends, but yeah, you can't hate each other, too. No, but she hates me. She literally came up to me and said, I hate you. Actually-- Yeah, that's-- I'm gonna text Reese right now, and I'm gonna say rank Harper from one She's like this week five What does everyone think she says she's gonna reply with just a sister Okay, I'll call her I'll call her here we go Record your name. Yeah, she's a 10 she blocked you to Record your name and reason for calling she won't answer unless she knows who it is If you record your name and reason for calling I'll see if this person is available Who are you the president? My name is cash Baker and I would like to call Reese to talk about Harper She's a virtual assistant please stay on the line This is I'm on hold to get a hold of your sister It's way better because like spam calls You're like a random number to her that's crazy, I'm sorry this person is not I want to See like what it says to the other person's line What I still see your shadow on my phone. It just comes through and it says like So-and-so with Construction company it wants to reach you to talk about blank even if you don't but it's only if you don't have their contact, right? Yeah Oh, okay, right Anybody not have my contact Everybody has your contact. Well, let's everybody show our contact photo for Harper Okay I always enter contact photo. Here's mine This is mine Why are they all chopped? My phone? What the? I just got back Oh my gosh Cash has one of the best contact photos for Harper. It's great That's the I that's like I got scared that my eyes almost popped out of my socket I don't have a contact photo, but Harper has two little emojis with red hair Here I'll screenshot it I know everybody everybody's got the same freaking contact photo for Mav dude That AI picture The AI picture? I learned how to do that! Mav thought this photo was so hard that he needs to send it to everyone I had to change it That's the one my dad has It was an impulse decision late at night made an AI photo thought this looks good He thinks he's in a Pokemon card or something It was like four years ago, and I should probably change that. Yeah, I probably should No, I couldn't keep looking at it. I changed it to a hot dog picture of you Really? I'll update it for you I can update it for you You can update it from your own phone? Yeah, I can update my profile card for everybody Oh my gosh, whose picture of Harper is this? Kate's? Yeah, that's mine I love Kate's picture, that's funny Wait, let me see Oh yeah, that's good I got so scared that my eyes popped out of my sockets How does that happen? Yeah, wait, pop mine up again where Harper's getting scared I mean really just look at that for a while Dude, it's something out of a Tim Burton movie Like when you saw, like when you scared me, did you see that in person? Yeah, no, I'm not getting in This thing is cracking My chair is cracking In person when I scared her, it was when Oh wait, wait Hold on, Reese is coming Whoa, what's going on down there? Ice machine Hey, can you rank Harper on a scale from 1 to 10? Um, like in what way? Personality or like looks? No, just like as an overall, just You had to rank her Human, sister, looks, personality I'd say 7 Thanks, see Harper, she's nicer to you Oh yeah, how about personality? What does she mean? Hey, how about personality? You're gonna have to find out Hey, how about personality, Reese? Harper, what? How about personality? Personality? Um, as of right now, maybe like a 4 because you keep being rude to me But Don't make me roll the clips Hey, if you're a 4 personality and a 7 overall, that means you're a 10 out of 10 for looks Hey, what about looks though? What about looks with this pimple? 10 out of 10, of course Yeah So you're averaging a hard 7 Well, the other day you called me ugly So I don't know what you mean by that I'm just kidding She did not deny it, that's crazy Okay, alright, we'll see you later Okay, bye See, every time you pick up the phone, she acts all mad, she's like, "Hello?" Like, what the heck? No, literally my impression of Reese, I'm not kidding It, I can do it great, it's just, "Hello?" Uh, yeah, I was thinking about going to get an orange cream soda later Yeah, 'cause she's in college and she acts That is not at all how Reese talks That's not how Reese talks That's probably how she talks to you I know, she's got sunglasses on and like, a little like, orange cream soda in her hand She's like, "Yeah, I mean" That wall Yeah That wall in the wall is Uh, don't, don't, don't It's struggling Like, what? Don't mind it though Yeah You can fit through it I probably could Would you like to? Sure No, she's gonna get stuff on her shirt Okay The, the drywall You're gonna get some drywall Have you ever seen Madagascar? Uh-uh No, okay You've never seen Madagascar? What the heck? No Okay, well, there's a clip where the lion gets thrown through a fiery ring Do you think you can do it? Can you solve this? We can light it on fire Yeah She's gonna solve this Really? Yeah Okay, ready How long does it take you? I can do it in like, two minutes and thirty seconds, I think Oh, okay, we'll be here a while Okay All right We'll do it Should we like, talk while she does it? Yeah I don't like, I don't like Okay Should we or All right, yeah, we'll ask her math questions while she does it Should we do that? No Wait, yeah The pressure's gonna get to her Ask her questions while she does it and see if she can solve it Um, how old are you? She just learned She just learned She just learned You can't do that I'm thirteen Who's the president of the United States? Donald Trump Who was the president of the United States before him? Barack Obama Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Oh no Wait, do y'all not know? Joe Biden There you go, okay, okay Okay What about before him? Barack Obama Okay Nope Nope And what's your social? Oh, Donald Trump Okay, what about before him? Barack Obama There you go I don't know why, Barack Obama's just stuck in my head as president 'Cause growing up my entire life, I just feel like he was president Yeah, he was the same It was like the most Barack Obama wasn't president in her lifetime Yeah, he was Yes, he was He was like 2008 to 2012, I think Yeah, what year were you born? When were you born? And then, wait, he was 2012 to 2016 She was born in 2012 No, Obama served eight years, so 2008 Yeah, so he was 2008 to 2016 She was born in 2013 Yeah, so he was What the heck? So she doesn't remember that, really No No, he was president during like our That's like the president before Whoever was before Barack Obama, that was when I was like a baby, I don't remember that guy Yeah I think it was Bush Was it Bush? Yes Was it Bush? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Was it Bush? Yes Yes You were alive And before that was Clinton Did you do an eight year term? I wasn't alive that long Bush who? George Bush George Bush Are you serious? There's like four Bushes Wait, I have a question You know that turnpike we always drive on in Dallas, George W. Bush turnpike? Oh, that's him? Yeah I remember when it was 2013 when I was like a kid That sounds so stupid And Harper was born in 2013 2013? Oh my Oh my gosh Wait Oh my gosh What? What? What? Why is that girl from Big Mouth? Because I'm telling you Yeah, you sound like you're from Big Mouth Oh my gosh Oh my gosh That is not good 2013 Oh my gosh I mean it's great for you, terrible for us I mean like Wow Dude Thinking about it I'm almost done And she's done Hey Wow Wow Smart girl Even under pressure Wow Wait How old were you during COVID? I was like six Seven Oh my gosh Six Six Wow That kid's funny Three I was like six or seven That's crazy That's crazy because I was like 15 or 16 during COVID So that means I had a private TikTok account when I was like And I would like on my mom's phone I would do like the renegade and stuff Wow At six? Yeah On my mom's phone Really? You know how old I was during COVID? How old? 23 Yeah No, I was 20 Oh I was 10 Wait No, I was in fifth grade So I was like 11 So I was like seven You were 11 Cooked I don't COVID must I don't even remember COVID I remember it I was really young I remember it You were 20 So well No, I was very young I remember it vividly I remember it so well You were 19 You turned 20 years later You know what's so funny? I think it's crazy that Cash likes Chicken Express so much He loves Chicken Express My brother works at Chicken Express He works there? Yeah He get discount? Maybe Which one? Which one? Wait, which one? Maybe Which one do you work at? I'll ask for you Oh, yes He works at He works at the one I know which one he works at Yeah Yeah How do you know that? The one in Beverly Hills The one by Sprouts The one by Sprouts That's the one I normally go to Yeah Harper's ordering Chipotle right now Yeah, I'm starved Ordering it right now? I haven't ate in all day Okay Is Chicken Express like United States wide? No I don't think so Is it mostly in the South? Let's see Where are I'm pretty sure Chicken Express Wait, I've been really hungry Chicken Express might only low key be Texas Wait Okay, I have a question You know what's so crazy? Me and Harper are the same person Like she's been on No, same name, Harper Same name I know, but we are the same person They're only in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana She likes Costa Rica I like Costa Rica She was on Growth Hormones I was on Growth Hormones She does cheer I do cheer She's I don't know On this podcast right now On this podcast She's on this podcast Wow What are you trying to say? You guys aren't unique or something? No, I mean, no Like we're She was really short when she was my age And she Is grown When she was 13 whenever she joined Would you say I'm a grown woman? When I was 13 when I was on the podcast Or would you say I look grown? Yeah Okay, but You're almost an adult, so yeah It's kind of sad Dang, how does that feel, Harper? What? Because you used to tell us that You were her age You were my age You were my age age when you started like look at her don't make me kate was kate was almost your age yeah you're closer to my like how old i was when we started it was like a year older than you how old were you i was 18 when we filmed our first episodes so she was six months older than you no no i remember how old i was 19 i was 19 i was 19 i remember how old you thought kate was that's how old she thinks she was freshly 19 i feel like yeah no 19 almost 20 harper acts i feel like harper acts younger though yes i do act young wait what way more immature than kate yeah and then earlier today she said your your lashes look good very far away i said like from far away yellow why are you still here i gotta go i'm on the podcast bye bye what was that what was that yeah i think she was right harper definitely does act younger i'm not gonna say it right now i'm not gonna say it whisper no i'll just tell you later okay i feel like harper acts older than me and i think she does wait pay attention come up here are you gonna make him do the thing we're gonna get him hello we're gonna get him right now oh you're you're not trying to trick him i thought you're trying to trick him right now hey yo pay we got him like get out of here cash hey yo yeah come on the set real quick man okay hey no problem hey how's it going uh here take a seat i'm out of there you've got to sit somewhere ma'am he keeps it there i want the brainy all right all right over here come here oh i get this on your seat oh there you go what's happening hey is this really do you know anything about this do i know about that what is that what do you mean do i know what is that i don't know about it yes you do i don't know about that i don't know i told you i told you do you know about that i don't know i told you it was him no it was you no y'all i've been having stomach problems chipotle is not going to help you were like just sit on my lap he did you offered yeah but he did it that was the weird part offering is normal all right guys thank you so much for watching this episode we're gonna that sounds so boring be excited to end the pod we'll see you guys in the next one i didn't like what you said odin pauses about the future this is the love story of real hinge couple odin and edward written and read by me curtis garner listen to the free audiobook now