Broken Lattice | Son of a Boy Dad #418

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Oh, I love Uniqlo. Yeah. I would think you might. Yeah. It's for me. It's built for me. Why? For like, you know, Japanese. Japanese boys. Is it Japanese? For real? It's going to be skinny. It's going to be skinny fat Japanese boys. It's got to be Japanese. Can we look up? It is. It's Japanese. I'm like, I'm like a member. You have to be. I'm a member too now. I shouldn't know that. Because when you bought it, I had the sign of for a membership. Oh, yeah. Did you go to the store? No. But I've done it. There's one in Soho. They have the thing where you, when you scan, like when you check out, you just throw everything in and it knows every item that you have. It's a self checkout, but it has like the sensors. So like you could have like two pairs of socks, a pair of underwear in a shirt. You throw it all in. It immediately has it all ringed up. It's like when you go to the airport someplace, you steal everything. Exactly. Like that. You find out you had, you paid for all of it. You paid for all of it. Yeah. But in reality, it's a man in Bangladesh. Yeah. Exactly. Just counting. One. Three. Four pairs of socks. That's two pairs of socks. But I went through a, I did an aggressive purge of all of my, of all of my things. And I had so many, do you guys suffer from having like mismatched socks and a drawer with tons of them? 100. And so I washed everything. And then I just went through the entire mismatched sock pile and I fucking nuked it. And I was like, if you don't have a partner, you're getting thrown out. I don't care how much I love the one-socker. I'm throwing you in the fucking trash off because I've got a couple pairs. I've got a couple pairs of really good, just one sock. Yeah. But it's like, what do you, you're holding on to it? It's not pairs. Not pairs. I've got a couple lone Rangers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real good lone Rangers. But you like, you just look at them and you're like, I wish I knew. Will you match those with other lone Rangers? Will you go, will you go to different socks? Yeah, I don't get rid of the, I don't get rid of the lone Rangers. But will you wear them? Yes. What's so good are these wool socks? Because that's the only thing that could be like, so good about a sock, you can't get rid of it. Oh, I got a lot of smart wool socks that I have to mismatch. Those are good socks. Great. So I mean, expensive socks. Yeah. It's like a pair of shoes sometimes I'll wear it without shoes. Yeah. They're like $40 or $50 bucks or something. Or a pair of socks. They're not 40. They're not 40. They're probably like 30 if I had to guess. I think they're 20. One pair is 20 bucks. That's it. That's a lot. It's free fall right now. The price is free fall. But they last forever. There is a difference. Do they last forever though? I have smart wool socks in my drawer right now where, I mean, you know, the fact that I don't put them away for winter because they take up so much space in their Christmas stockings. Is there half their FD? They're the type of things you put on like a horse with their feet warm in winter. And I they just sit there taking up 75% of the sock drawer and then all my cute little white socks are off to the left stuffed in a fucking. I got a lot of socks, but I think with the lot of socks, but you you get into the like fear of like, well, the pair is somewhere in the rotation. Like you're like, if I haven't washed every piece of clothes that I have so you can take inventory, you're like, well, the other one's probably just in the laundry of these two. I need to be able to put these together. Yeah, exactly. You have to wash everything so you just have everything in front of you. And you're just like, if this sock doesn't have a pair, fucking shoot it in the back of the head. You have to get rid of them. And it felt like looking at my sock drawer right now is so satisfying. Yeah, that's nice. I'm sure. I've been I've room. So I hit the unique low. I hit it hard. The post purge, the post purge admiration of a closet is one of those unique, low good feelings. And then you, and then you, you're like, I got a chop a little. Yeah. And then you got a ruin the problem. I've got it. I've got space. Did you pick up anything else at Uniqlo or just socks? I picked up some, I picked up some pairs of underwear as well because my underwear drawer was looking a little bit light. I don't know if I would recommend the Uniqlo underwear really, not really my style, but also I'm a boxers guy. So, well, these are boxer briefs and what two of the pairs and I bought them just to feel sexy. They were they were termed low rise boxer briefs. Yeah. That's an ultimate. That's an ultimate. I don't know what it means. I don't know if you could pay me to even try that on. I bought two pair of low rise boxer briefs. What the fuck is a low rise? These boxers will intentionally sag off your ass to make it look dumpy as hell. They're like down by like your pubes. I haven't gotten it yet. I just saw them and I was like, these look sexy, bro. Those are diabolical. Those are Uniqlo, that's as we move. That's what I'll pull up the Uniqlo low rise boxer briefs. Oh wow. Even those. Like, that's what you guys wear. No, not what I wear. I mean, all I have is a picture of these boxer briefs in front of me. Kind of a white background. So I don't know what how they look like on shaft. Boxer briefs I can't wear. Why not? They're just so uncomfortable. That's crazy. You're not. But for what it's worth, there are boxer, I'm very particular about my underwear. That's it. And I, there's only one, I've only worn one type of underwear for about 15 years. Pretty much me as well. And high rise? No. Yeah. I wear the high rise. Yeah. 17th floor, downtown Manhattan. You got skyscrapers. I got some fucking, I put my arms in first. High rise. Yeah. I got the high rise. They cover my belly button. No man should be wearing low rise though. Like, that is how you get plumbers crack. Yeah. Like, low rise is fucking insane. I also like do wear underwear that goes up to my belly button. My, my boxers are so high rise that when I pee, I pull them out the leg, I pull my dick out the leg. That's the middle. Just the bottom of a tight, tight ass leg, like that doesn't look that crazy, does it? Yeah. That's insane. Boxer trunks. That's just like a nice boxer truck if you have washboard abs. Yeah. Why don't girls get plumbers crack? I mean, the model is fucking shredded. Yeah. Of course he is. They always are. They always are. Those would be baggy on me. They should have someone like you guys, airy, like airy modeling. Well, they don't have plus size male models. Now, they only have plus size female body positivity. Doesn't exist. You know what it is though? A lot of like the, a lot of like the fishing brands are using plus size men now. Yeah. Well, I think it's probably because a lot of fish or men are fat. And oh yeah, you like, you'll go to like get like a fishing shirt and it's just some dude you just burst him through it? Mm, you're like, ah, ah. Ah. What was I going to say? I was going to say this. I agree that not all boxer briefs are comfortable. And the ones that ride up are the worst. I don't like the, I don't like them sticking to my legs. Yes, but dude, I don't want compression on my legs. I think you're going to get to this point. I probably will. You're going to get to a point where you're going to realize like wearing boxers is insane. It's, it's childish. I'm never. I'm never. So you're going to need one day, you're going to need to like run. Yeah, and I'll run. No, that your balls going to get like wrapped around your leg like a fucking skippet. You're going to rip your underwear as you're taking long slide. No, no, you've got this completely. It's going to shift and it's going to be stiff on one leg, you know? And then it'd be tight and you'll take a stride and it whole thing will rip down the ass. That's what you'd think. I remember. I used to do that. I used to rip my boxers every day. These are like, if I were to take my shorts off my underwear would fall to my ankles. Like these are like, I'm wearing like a triple XL. Two pairs of shirts, plenty of room for movement. What? I'm not being restricted at all. You got no, you got no support whatsoever. Zero. That's also like unhealthy for your ball health. According to who? The ABA, bro. The American ball association. Yeah. Damn. Harry, come on. Let's listen to what AI has to say. What does AI say? Let's see. Baggy boxers are excellent for your testicles. There we go. All right. Because they're a lose they allow for maximum airflow, which keeps your scrotum at the ideal slightly lower temperature required for healthy sperm production. Exactly. Oh, man. Harry's aging is balls like wine. Yep. You actually need to be careful with those healthy ass balls. You knock someone up by looking at them. All this time, lack of support means that they can cause shaping or painful bouncing during physical activity. It's what I'm saying. As soon as you find yourself in a physical activity someday, I know it hasn't happened as well. But when it does, you're in for a real sad surprise. I mean, now I'm getting worried because I'm literally going on a five mile hike tomorrow. Or next, or I went on one already. And my balls got chafed on it. It historically have your balls been affected. Not really, no. But historically, my ass has been affected pretty bad. What do you mean? I get my, like on those long hikes, I get chafing in this bad around the, around the, around the cracks. Oh, around the cracks. Well, like around the cheek. Yeah. What's rubbing against what? The cheeks are rubbing together. Really cleavage. What do you mean? Like your butt cheeks are going like this. Well, yeah, when you're walking for five hours straight, dude, I don't think my cheeks are doing that. What? How? I don't know. Your cheeks aren't touching. What do you have a cheek gap? I think I got some cheek gap. I think I got some chap. Well, I don't have a gaping asshole. So my cheeks naturally touch together. I don't think your butt cheeks are supposed to be stuck together. If that's the case, then how do you make shit? It's fresh shit. Does it just like stews out of your foot? Did you wipe like your whole crack? Yes, I do for starters, but also no. My ass separates when I shit. But when I'm walking for hours at a time, like even if it's very minimal friction, like it starts to like get chafed. So I got, I got some of the gold bond, uh, anti-chaf. I wonder what that's gonna do. That I'm gonna rub between my ass cheeks. Well, you're not the only person that walks though. No, no, no. Why does this problem afflict you and not the billions of other walkers on you? You've never got chafing in the ass? No. I mean, I've gotten like around the ass or maybe like some. Are you talking about like an itch? No. Because that means you haven't wiped your ass. No, no, no, I'm not talking about an itch. It's then no. It's like, no, I have not gotten my ass chafed by by doing some walking. Well, you boys don't really get outside much. So I guess that would explain it. Let's go. Let's go tan for tan. I live. I live outdoors. We could go for him. I mean, maybe if you walked a course every now and then you'd understand. I'm I'm walking one today. Yeah. Yeah. How's that? All right. I'll tell you what. I'm not going to come off and be like, boy, my I wish my cheeks were a little. But I'm not I like I want to like I wanted that on the right. I should have put a fucking spacer like like let me like let me give you a specific scenario. When we went to Wyoming for the when I went to the Wyoming for the first time ever to visit bow at the ranch that he worked at, which is like one of the first episodes we did at the show. We went on a we went on a 14 mile hike. And the way up I was totally fine. So that first seven miles was totally fine. It was probably like the last three miles on the way home where it was like my ass was in a lot of hurt. I think I need to clarify one more time. Are you talking about your rectum? Are you talking about the whole like I'm not talking about my ass hole. It's a fully exterior issue. But not quite exterior. No, no exterior. Then you're talking about the outside of your cheeks like the outside right towards where they meet in the middle. Yeah, that's what I thought of us. That's not fully exterior. That's aperture. No, that's exterior. The anything that is not the only thing that's not exterior is inside your hands. I'm thinking I'm thinking that like Harry's if this is his crack. That's my crack. He's getting chief right in here. No, no, no, no, no. It's more towards like where the cheeks meet. So say like the bottom. That's an underwear problem. Maybe like this. Maybe like this. Like if you're walking just for hours. Oh, it's bottom of the cheek. Bottom of the cheek. Okay. So like right down here, right down there. And it's if you're wearing a box of briefs, that would be that wouldn't be a problem. It's literally because of the fucking boxes you're wearing. I think your ass is sagging too much and I think briefs I'm like, I don't have much of an ass to say. I know. Well, I'm whatever the case. Like you got a yoga. Oh no, you need back lift. Most guys need front lift. You need back lift because you need the wonder bra that lifts in separation. Correct. He needs a wonder bra for his ass. You need some structure. You need wires. You need a padded underwire wonder bra. You might be right. You guys might be right, honestly. Just try wearing like what was the last time you wore a boxer brief? Oh, man, if I'm bringing out the briefs, it is laundry day has been. Oh, it has to do. So you have some. I've got a couple pairs of. What are they doing? Where are they? Where are they from? Haines. No, but what part of your life are they from? Probably being on the road and forgetting underwear. Like I have so many pairs of socks and underwear because of how many times I've gone on the road and just completely forgot to pack underwear. I can't believe you moved with all of them. I can't believe you didn't take the chance of you moving. I threw out like seven trash bags of clothes when I moved. Really? And it didn't make a dent. Bro, it's just like so many like, oh, this is the shirt from when we had Dana Beers on the act six years ago. We got shirts made for it. It's like shit like that. Like I have so many like I don't bring random shirts. I don't either one or but I used to bring home everything because I was like, I don't know how long this is going to last. You know, and I was like, I'm getting a ton of free shit from bar stool. So I was bringing home every shirt that we had to wear like everything. Yeah, I think that you that there's a point where you can't keep on hanging onto those things for the sentimental value. I mean, you put me like Marie condo and like thanks the close for the journey that they gave you in life like and just let them go. Yeah, I do, I do get that. I would say that you should do a day of what Marie condo says, which is that you're supposed to lay out every single item of clothing that you have on the floor so that you can see it all and then decide what's worth it. But your clothes are on the floor already. Yeah. I'm making that decision every day. You are, you're living in them walking around them like they're sleeping puppies. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, and you have to look at everything and you have to say does this bring me joy? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I got a lot of like jackets that I don't really. Oh, fuck. Just forgot about my rain jacket. Well, you're going home. Yeah, you already had the trip gone. What do you mean? I don't know where it is. He left it in Montana. It's probably in Montana. Fuck. What are you talking about? Now, I'm just gone. It's definitely gone. Where do you leave it? I don't know. I forgot I was supposed to look for it. It is tough to wear rain jackets this time of year or even to keep us in assessment of your jackets this time of year. A rain jacket should be a yearly fresh purchase fresh purchase. I feel that. I honestly, I'm saying that and I don't even know if I really believe it. I've never done that. I have never bought a rain jacket every year. I own two. Um, but I'm thinking about it now and I'm like, I think a rain jacket you should re up on. Yeah, maybe it's time to re up. Yeah, I might be. Honestly. Yeah. How slick is yours? How, how, and how, how bulky is it? My, I have two. One of them is like, it's a lot of the rain jackets are for show these days. Like you, if you're actually in the rain, you got about 10 minutes until you're soaked. Like they don't do anything. That's not true. Unless you get one of the ones that they wear in like, fucking, like an old sailing movie with like the yellow one that's like this thick, the one from Shutter Island. Yeah, exactly. You need to be wearing a full length one. Yeah, you're getting soaked. I have two rain jackets, one from Palace, one from North Face and they're both fucking awesome. Really? They both, they work against the rain. Yeah, you're fine. The North Face one is which one's better? Oh, they're both pretty good. Is Palace that like, uh, that streetwear brand? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool stuff. Yeah. It's a skateboarding, it's a skateboarding raincoat. It's cool. Bones cool as fuck. I'm aware. I wear my fucking skateboarding raincoat. The people from Palace will probably beat my ass. Well, I wear that. I, I didn't even know there was still a thing. I wear that Nike SB, there's two sweatshirts that I have. People, the comments get furious. Why? They're like, he doesn't even skate. And I was like, oh, I didn't think I was still like a, like, you know, I don't, I don't like a poser. Like your poser for wearing skating shoes or like a palace. I was like a palace like. Yeah. Yeah. It was like one of the nicer, Nike sweatshirts I've seen. I was like, I'm definitely going to get this. No regrets. Great sweatshirt. I highly recommend them. Did I? Did I ever tell you guys about my skateboarding year? No. Or maybe. It was me and Tiger Kill Hour. No, I don't think I've heard that name. I don't remember when Tias' last name. We all got pretty into it. Tias was the best. Were you actually skateboarding or were you like lawnboarding? Yeah. No, I, I had a zoo York deck. Hell yeah. Spitfire trucks. Love that. Wheels. No reds. Couldn't afford the reds. I don't know what that is. Different type of trucks. Oh, I had DC shoes. Hell yeah. I had an ethnic's backpack that you could put my skateboard in. Fuck yeah. It was cool. That was the present my parents got me after I came out of the hospital with the, the septic ankle thing. You were like, I'm going to be a grungy teen. The backpack worked because it had this pocket inside of which you could fit my IV bags. So you could run the line from the backpack into my heart. I remember being like, yeah, that, I got my, my Supreme Catherine or two. But like, let's make it look cool. I'm not well. That's Colossony bag by famous. But yeah. So I remember we, I, I, we, okay. So we went to the skate park once in Brunswick, Maine. And we were there. And I was wearing a lot of pads. How old are you? I was in fifth grade. Okay. So you're 10, 11. Yeah. Something like no shaman pads. Yeah. But like, you can wear elbow pads and knee pads. I mean, I was, I don't like when you got the wrist guards on. I had wrist guards on. I had a helmet, obviously. And we were, we, we were, I was at the top of the half pipe. And I'd never dropped in Jesus. And there was a guy there who was like a few years older and you had tubes sticking out of your heart. And I'll just been like, yeah, this is a bad idea. This was before, this was before that happened. Like an IV tower about dropping with you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I'm standing there and I'm with Tiger. And this older kid is like urging me on. And my, my board is, you know, I'm standing on the back tail or whatever. And like one foot on the half pipe and like trying to get the urge to like drop in. But I, I've only ever dropped into like a small quarter pipe before, which I was able to do. Which is still very difficult. Yeah. It's scary. Yeah. But like, but he, this guy was like, he's nothing to it. You just need to commit. And then I never, I'll never forget. This is seared into my brain. He goes, you're not going to get hurt with all that shit you're wearing anyway. That was the thing that made me be like, yeah, I can't get hurt. Yeah. And boy, did I get hurt? I, I did it. And I did what everybody probably does, which is that I didn't lean for. No, I leaned back. Yeah. And just fell. Yeah. Down the half pipe and landed kind of in the flat. Oh, hurt myself. Like, you know, not, not injured, but like took the wind out of my body. Probably fucked me up. I don't get how some people like can just do that and be fine. Do you think they just like know how to fall? I think they know how to fall. Yeah. I think those guys know how to fall. And I also think that like guys like Nigel Houston or whatever, they have had so many horrific injuries and don't show the tape of it. True. You know, those guys are just, I'll never understand how those guys just categorically don't wear helmets. I don't get that part of it. So they're brave as hell. I don't understand really like, I don't really understand the pain. Like, I don't have the pain tolerance. Like, I remember like, I used to do like, I used to like ski and I would do like the jumps and like the rails and stuff. And like, I remember like really falling. Yeah. I remember like falling on a rail and like landing on my ass. I think that was the last time I ever, I was just like, I'm never going to do this again. Like, it was like, it's because you didn't have enough domestic abuse in your house. It's probably what it is. Like the best skateboarders, boxers, football players. Like, if you're domestically abused and you take psychological pain as well as physical pain from a young age, like you're sick on a half pipe. Yeah. I wasn't domestically abused, but I was foreign abused. We had a nanny from England. Really? Oh, just beat the shit out of me. A non-domestic, you'd marry Poppins whipping your ass. Popping my ass with a belt. No, absolute bitch. Yeah. That'll be fucking brutal if Mary Poppins was secretly fucking beating up those kids. She looks so sweet. She was coming down the chimney and fucking beaten soot out of their ass. Did you ever, did you ever skate? No. Never. I used to, uh, I think in like third grade, I would like lie and say that I had a six-foot-eight older brother who was a skateboard. Six-foot-eight. Yeah. I just thought that that was like really point to be skating. It was like the two coolest things I could think of at that time, like height and being able to say. I think I would just like tell people he like broke his hand, broke his wrist doing a handstand of half pipe. So specific. Do you ask me one of those body liners? It's just such a weird thing to lie about. Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, we'll be right back, but first a quick message from one of our partners. Football is back and with Draft King Sportsbook September comes with a boost. 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I remember one time I got in trouble in kindergarten because my friend Jack, who I'm still friends with, we had to write what we did over the weekend. The one we went to the change show with. At the garden. Oh my god. I forgot about that. Yeah. We were in kindergarten class and we had to write what we did over the weekend. From kindergarten to the garden. Exactly. The story of Jack's friendship. We had to go, we had to go and we had to draw a picture of what we did over the weekend and he drew, he said, I went surfing in Hawaii and drew that and then I said the same thing. I said, I went surfing in Hawaii and I got in like a ton of trouble. They were like, no, you didn't. And I was like, yeah, I don't think he did either. We're both like four. Similar story. One summer I met Harrison Ford, you know that story. Yeah, yeah. Right. And then I was like, the next year I was like, well, it's now thought that I will meet celebrities every summer. Oh yeah. And you probably just wanted that pop that you got from the hair. Yeah. I wanted, I wanted that. So I was like, all right, who's relevant? And I came back that next year and they did the thing. thing. They were like, who, you know, how was your summer? Name something that happened. And I said that I met Shania Twain and Joey from France. Those were the two celebrities I met that summer. Such a random. Nobody questioned me either because they were like, well, he meets. Yeah. They were like, that don't impress me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He had the Harrison Ford. So he's got credibility. Yeah. Shania Twain was, she did have a chokehold in 98. She had a chokehold on the culture top of the game. She was so hot too. She did that battle rap show and I did meet her. Whoa. And but she has crippling social anxiety. So even if you had met her, I feel like she, she, she, maybe wouldn't have been that, that interesting because she, she like, can, yes, she's so damn nervous for bitch. When we were in like, like, I remember being young, like, the big thing was people would lie about, like, I remember we had like, some girl said that her dad was the picture from the red sauce, but the Japanese, what was it? Dice K. Yeah. She said her dad was dice K. Everyone, everyone believe pushy Japanese. No, not at all. Now. And we all were like, that's crazy, really? I can see it. Whoa. Dice K. I remember when dice K K on the scene. They're like, he has a pitch. No one else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dice K was a beast. Yeah. Yeah. He was awesome. Well, so how did, did you guys have to call her out or like, had you find out that she wasn't, uh, I think I asked my dad and he's like, now, you know, my dad would also like, my dad one time told me when I was in second grade, he told me that, uh, he was like, you know, Friday the 13th is a true story. And I was like, really? And he was like, yeah, it happened like a couple miles away from us. And I went to school and I told everybody. And they were all like, no, it's not. And I got home and my dad was like, Oh, yeah, I was kidding. And I was like, well, I'm not, I don't interpret jokes. I'm not at that age. Yeah. I can't tell what's really false just based off you saying such shit. That is a, I like question like, how do you not raise liars? Cause now I'm raising kids. And I'm like, I don't want them to feel like they have to like lie about shit. Like they don't have to lie to kick it. Sean, can we look that up on AI? How do you not raise liars? How do you raise your kids not to lie? Well, I have a thought. What do you think? Before AI tells us, yes, yes. Yeah. I doesn't have an answer for this. Um, because I remember very well being at Willie Hart's house. And we were playing and it was snowy. And it was me, Willie Hart and Spencer Libby. And, um, we, they had this like beneath their porch was a, I guess it's called the lattice, you know, like that, uh, cross, with that work, wood thing, yeah, that like went from the porch all the way down. Yeah. And then there was sort of a crawl space through that. Yeah. But, uh, on the lattice, it was covered by a lattice. Yeah. It's exactly right. It's a lattice. Yeah. So there was a lattice with that on the right. That's exactly what it was. And we were jumping off the porch into the snow below. And I think one of us, and it was probably me, fell backwards and put a hole in the lattice, broke it, cracked it. Jesus. And I remember we were all like, I remember being like, okay, obviously we're going to not say anything about that. Yeah. And then I remember Spencer and Willie being like, no, the best thing to do is to tell the truth. And I was like, what the fuck? Where did that come from? Since when, and this was, I, that would have been, I would have been in second grade. Yeah. And they were in third, they were in third. And somehow they had already learned like the value of truth. I think second grade is truly peak lying ages. Yeah. You were lying about everything. Second grade, you're not telling that you're telling lies more than the truth. Dude, the next year, Willie Hart's mom passed away. And I remember being in home room the morning after and I didn't know nobody knew. But Spencer, who was better friends with Willie than I was that morning, he was in the home room going poor, poor Willie, poor Willie. And I didn't know why. But I then was like, I want people to think that I know what's wrong with Willie. So I was also going poor, poor Willie. And then our home room teacher Cindy Sanborn, who had the best handwriting, turned to me and she goes, that's not helping. Damn. And then she had to announce what had happened. And I was like, Oh, that's what was wrong. I thought it was broke. I didn't know that bad. Yeah, that's pretty brutal. These are, these are like core memories that are just flooding out of my brain right now. I'm telling the total truth. These are real names. Well, yeah, you don't lie anymore. You're done lying. Well, why would you, why would you fabricate this? You broke the lattice. That was your last lie. Broke the lattice. Did you end up getting busted for the lattice? Yeah. Well, I think they went up and they told Willie's parents and about a dollar to replace. Yeah. I mean, it's not that thick of a deal. I don't recall if there was like a thank you, boys, for telling the truth. I'm sure that was hard. I don't remember if there was that or what. But I remember being mortified as we were like walking up and probably trying to talk them out of coming clean. So what is the solution? Like if you're the parents making, is it, is it like making sure that you don't get too mad when your lattice gets broken? So your kids feel comfortable enough to tell you or is it modeling the behavior of taking accountability to other people? So your kids see that as an example of being like, yeah, I did this. And then like somebody else doesn't get mad at you. But you're probably for afraid that you were going to get in trouble, right? Sure. But how are you going to model that as an adult? Because your adult accountability examples might go over the heads of your second grader. Yeah. Sun, I just want you to know I've been evading taxes this year. I've been incorrectly filing my expenses. And I've realized that that's wrong. And I need to come clean. Yeah. I've been speeding in the areas where there are no speeding cameras on purpose. Is there anything you would like to get off your chest? Perhaps about the lattice. Now that I've modeled this. There's a human sized hole in the last. I think it's what you said, Ron. I think it's that you need to, they need to get out, they need to tell the truth once and have you knock it mad. Yeah. Which is like, and have you truly hold your temper and be like, I promised you that I would be grateful for your honesty. And I, I am. And thank you for telling the truth. We'll figure this out together. Yeah. It's like, oh, I don't, yeah, I don't care about the lattice. Even though that lattice is fucking held the house together. Yeah. They're dead. Probably fucking love that lattice. Yeah. It was probably discontinued. It was probably like a plexiglass like my father built that lattice. Yeah. You destroyed from scratch. Yeah. Those Native American lattice, basket woven lattice. Templatus. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want you. So what is it? What is AI say? Focus on making honesty feel safe rather than fearful. Yeah, there you go. That's what I said. That's the phrase. Interesting. Interesting. Exactly what Francis said. Reaction calmly to mistakes. So they aren't afraid of consequences. Yeah. I'm not going to do that. Focus on flat is broken. Get in here. Who did this? You have 10 seconds to tell me or you're both going down. We're just a little second grade friend. It's probably him. gigantic red headed. Call your dad. Get your dad over here now. Tell him to bring some cool. Tell him to stop and hold deep on the way. We're rebuilding the lattice. Oh, man, getting in trouble at a friend's house was just never got worked. That wasn't even that was still sucked even when you were in like high school. Dude, I remember it was always it was always because I would like somehow accidentally hurt their younger sibling. There's always what happened. Their younger sibling would want to play with us and we'd be playing on like some mini basketball hoop and have like back them down into the paint and turn around and dunk my nuts all over him and all of a sudden he's screaming. Gabe Boranstein is falling into the window and has got glass everywhere or something. He's crying. Bro, he was destined to do that one. He was named Gabe Boranstein. Boranstein. That's my buddy's still friends with his older brother. Ben. Gabe's cool. Gabe's a photographer now. I think videographer. Yeah. Yes, I'm super into a man. Yeah. Cause of you. You force him in the fires. That's right. The paint. I forced him. Yeah. Yeah. You backed him into being a photographer. Made him grow up real quick. I don't know what the rules are with yelling at other people's kids. I think it's you give it to them just like 1.5 times as hard as you would your own kid. And what circumstance can you do that? Are you saying if they're under your roof, that's your child. And what about in public? In public? I'm pulling over to yell at other people's kids. Like a kid, I took my kids to the fucking playground. in the hood, in the hood, this is important. And there's little kids running around and like a kid almost fucking smoked one of my kids with a water balloon. And my instinct was fixing to Holler at another kid. - Holler at a kid. - One, he didn't hit him. And two, like, is that that kid's not like, here alone, you know what I mean? Like do I have carte blanche to Holler at this other kid? If he fucking, yeah, smokes my kid with a, smokes my significantly younger kid with a water balloon. - It's a bit like being a wildlife biographer video. - Right. - Documentary filmmaker. - Every gay porn scene does for a living. - Yeah. - And not interfering when, you know, you're filming this beautiful bird and a snake is coming up on it. - Yeah. - Like, oh, that's nature. I have to let that be true. - What's that called? There's a policy where they don't interfere. The case of Ross Harab policy. - Yes. - Whatever will be will be. - No, I don't know. I feel like I know what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about. - There's a famous video on YouTube I saw where it's like, there's a flock of penguins and they're trapped in this sort of gully on the ice. And they can't get out and they're all gonna die. And then the filmographers are decide, make the decision to build the moramp out so that they can walk out, but it violated their oath. - I used to get the time in life like pictures of the year book when I was a little kid, like the most famous pictures of like this century or whatever. And there was one picture that like stuck with me, especially the caption. And it was this guy, it was probably like the Philippines or some like South Asian island nation. And this dude, it was a photographer taking a picture of, I think a Christian guy getting camed by a mob. And like the bottom line of the caption was, and then the photographer stepped in and like made the mob stop. But it was like an ethics question of whether this guy like should or should have like done something or if he should have just. And it's like fuck ethics, like fuck photography ethics. A human being is dying. - Yeah, I feel like if it's a human, the ethics kind of go out the door. - Yeah, who gives a fuck, what the, like, like. - Like what is he, like, would that hold up in court? Like if that guy died and he was just standing there just like taking, he would be like. - It would have been unethical to say that. - Yeah, I'm not going to say that. - Like what is ethics? - The photo. - It's only ethical if he yells world star. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the true ethics. - Imagine watching someone get camed in Jakarta and yelling world star. - That's probably still popping out there. - Yeah, they're just getting world star in Jakarta. - Hey, Sean, could you just quickly look up with that policy of like wildlife, non-intervention videography is what that's called? - I mean, I get it like, look at this text that I just got from Sparky. Sparky, the guy that works here in the elevator shaft. - What do you say? - Read it out loud. - I can't, I can't. - You got it unlocked? - No intervention rule. - Okay, well, I guess so. - Like you could, you could have come up with that yourself. - Okay, Sparky just texted around. - Yo, Ron, I seen Ebony titties. (laughing) - God, it works, the second elevator shaft. (laughing) - There's no text, there's one text I texted. I'm on a plane on February 6th, and he just texted me, "Yo, Ron, I seen Ebony titties." (laughing) - I don't know what he said. (laughing) - Why do you don't mean that? (laughing) - 'Cause you guys are bullies. - Yeah, but why did he say that like that? It's just he had to get it off his chest. - I've been with Ron on numerous occasions when Sparky has called him. - Oh yeah. - And usually it's because Sparky's upset that Ron hasn't done something to him. - Yeah, he's on my ass. - Yeah. - But he never texted me though. - 'Cause Ron owes him a verse. - Yeah, that's right. Well, no. - It's late. Sparky owes Ron a verse. It's always Sparky, I see. - Like freestyling for Ron. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, he never shares good news with me, like that that he's seen Ebony Titties. - Yeah, that's pretty good. - I've seen Ebony Titties. Yo, there's, I mean, as a guy who loves grammar. - The pun. - Somehow I know exactly what he means and when it happened. - Yo, Ron. - Wrong name, I've seen. - I don't think he means. - Ebony, no possessive Titties. - I don't think he means I have seen them before. I think he means I just saw him. - Yeah, yeah, you've just seen them. - This is in real time. - I've done seen. - Yeah, no, this definitely just happened. - Yo, Ron, I've seen Ebony Titties. - Yeah, 100%. - Ebony Titties. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I gotta text him back, show me. (laughing) - No, no, no, no. Oh, man. - Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, we'll be right back, but first, a quick message from one of our partners. - It's Fran from Chicks in the Office. The weather is getting cooler and Abercrombie's fall drop has everything I need for the season. The best selling A&F Sloan Taylor pant is a closet staple for me. I'm always wearing it to work events. Happy hour, anytime I want to be a bit more dressed up. 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Pick up a lucky one Sweet Tea today and give back one can at a time. - All right, so what else is going on? - Let's talk about the dinner we went to a couple nights ago. - Yeah, let's talk about the dinner we went to a week ago. That was really cool and very, very funny, because the idea was, and I think we can share this. The idea was that we were gonna go film something at this really cool restaurant, and we'd set it up, but it was hard to get the reservation and all that. And then we get there and they take us to our table and on our way to the table, they were like, "Gents, no photography or videography of any kind." - Were you already filming when that happened? - I filmed him walk into the restaurant. - They must have seen that. - They must have. They probably get it all the time. - Yeah. - We've seen videos from inside restaurants before though. - But not that one. - Yeah, yeah. - Not that one, right? You have seen from inside that one? - Should have brought the medic glasses. - Maybe that's what I saw it on. 'Cause it was, it's that guy, have you seen, are you guys familiar with the Taxi Driver from New York? - Yes, you're Saisy. - No, no, Fallon and Queen Latifah. The Taxi Driver in New York, who goes to all like, he'll go to like, Teresa and like, Le Barnard Day. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have seen that. - I don't think so. - I have seen that and I saw, I saw the one where he went to the 86. But like, did he film inside the restaurant? - He sat at Hemingway's table. - He sat at our table? - You guys sat at Hemingway's table? - We sat at Hemingway's table. - With the best table in the entire restaurant. - Is that why I took you guys so long to get your spot, your reservation? Maybe so. - Oh, maybe somebody who was late at Hemingway's table. - Did you guys cause a fuss? You were like, we want to sit at Hemingway's table. - We didn't know there was Hemingway's table until we sat down and they told us it was Hemingway's table. - It surprised us. - It's been over you guys not educated on the restaurant. You were going to? - I knew, I mean, I've watched this taxi driver video and he's gone to Hemingway's table. - So you knew about the Hemingway's table? - But Francis, I didn't know about the Hemingway's table. And ironically, while we were getting our pre-dinner drink, we talked about Hemingway's bar at the Ritz and Paris. We're both of us have had cocktails. - Really? - Yes, it was a very Hemingway. - I'm gonna bet Hemingway hasn't been to either of those places. - Hemingway's definitely been to the Hemingway bar in Paris. He was there every night. - Hemingway's got a table at every bar in New York City. (laughing) Just like in Chicago, Al Capone's got a bar. A seat at every bar. Al Capone used to sit here, you know that? - Really, holy shit. - Yeah, I went to a bar in Chicago when I went to school there and I sat at Al Capone's table. And while I was there, I was like, I bet Al Capone hasn't never even heard of this place. - Yeah, he can't have been to the 86 'cause it's eight months old. (laughing) and they explained it to us. - They said something about how zoning restrictions and stuff and that, it's a historically protected area or something like that. So you can't change certain aspects of buildings or build up and that before it was the '86, it was the some other restaurant that he went to in the 1920s. - Interesting. And it's Hemingway's table. - What if you, say restaurants do make up stuff like that, I'm sure someone has at some point. Well, what is like a globe be the best one? Like you think Hemingway is the best one to be like this is Hemingway? - No, they, I've heard it. They were like, by the way, Jeffrey Epstein used to say, - Hemingway broke that lattice outside. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Many years ago. - Hemingway got drunk and fell into the lattice. - And fell into the lattice. - So you can excuse this restaurant for lying because they're not in third grade yet. Like it's like the perfect age spot on. - As a eight month old. - Perfect age. - But there's a steakhouse in Milwaukee. It's like called five o'clock steakhouse. Your dad probably goes there all the time. - Probably here. - And it's like, this is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite steakhouse. - Oh really? - Like Jeffrey Dahmer used to come here. - Damn, I would not want to go to a steakhouse that Jeffrey Dahmer liked. - It is awesome. It is like uniquely. - It's notoriously also enjoyed human flesh. - So what do you think he doesn't have good tastes to meet? - He probably knows exactly what he wants. I mean, he was like, could you cook this to 98.6 degrees? His own meat? - Yeah. - Yeah, 96. - Could you cook this exact temperature of warm resting human body? - It's just a raw warm. Yeah, but it's a six steakhouse. But yeah, there has to be, I went to a restaurant in Cuba where Barack Obama supposedly went to. - But that's like, I don't know. There's a lot in New York especially. There's a lot of restaurants that you go to. - Or Taylor Swift just went. - Yeah, hamming away side here with Taylor Swift and Travis Kells. (laughing) - Bourdain, a lot of it's like Bourdain and it's especially like tiny shitty restaurants. Bourdain came here. - Doesn't do it for you? - They're a Bourdain hater. - I'm not a Bourdain hater by any means. I'm just not necessarily a Bourdain shrewter. - Robert at Louise is a Bourdain hater. It was a Bourdain hater. - Out in gay parry. - That's where you told me to go, right? - Yeah. - I did not make it there unfortunately. - Like if you were going to a restaurant and there was one, there was a like, and you got there and they were like, this is this person's table, you guys could sit here. It's gonna be another hour wait though. Like who would that have to be for you to be like? All right, we'll take that seat. - That's a good question. First of all, nobody, I don't care enough about sort of sharing a seat. - But what if it was like? Martin Luther King. - Yeah, if it was Martin Luther King's table. - No. - No, what if it was like Socrates used to sit here and write? - Well, what's the point? I mean, the reason I'm at the restaurant is to eat, so unless the view were noticeably better, something like that. - It's the nicest table at the restaurant. - Okay. Then I want it for that reason, not because LeBron once sat there. - Hitler sat at this table. - Well now we're talking. - Now we're talking. I mean, that's actually a real one. Hitler sat here. - There definitely, that definitely exists. - Yeah. - And then you're going, well, obviously I don't like Hitler, but it's kind of interesting to say. - Restaurants wear Hitler eight. (laughs) - Hitler sat at. Hitler's favorite restaurant was Austria-Bavaria. Renamed Austria-Italiana, wow. - So you go there, you go to Munich, and you go to Austria-Italiana. - I mean, that's a crazy switchup. They went from Bavarian food to fucking Italian food. - 'Cause Hitler hated Italian food. - That's nuts. - And I'm bloated. - Well, he probably liked it so much more when it was local German food. - He has Bavaria food. - He's probably disgusted by the fucking. - But I guess you definitely don't want to wait an hour to sit at Hitler's table. Let's kind of a bad luck. (laughs) - Sure, we've got plenty of open seats. - No, no, no. - No, no, no, no. (laughs) A hero of mine, as the story goes, was frequent. - There's no extra fee. Well, there's no way to sit at tables at table number eight in the Bismarck room at Austria-Italiana. Like, they got to let you know at least. Well, that's another thing. What if you're sitting there and then people are walking by and they're going, wow, you guys sat at Hitler's table. - It's like, or what if, yeah, what if you're a Jew? And then you fucking get seated at Hitler's table and you're just there. - It's like when a Muslim guy accidentally some pork. - Yeah, exactly. - What the fuck you should have told me before I had my gifilt decision months ago, too? (laughs) - I think if I were Jewish, I would want to sit at that in that seat. - Get another person. - Oh, piss him off. - And regain it. - Oh, I see, I see. - Yeah, it's not sitting back. - Yeah, sitting it. - Redefine it, you know, maybe say like you lost eight off. - Yeah, I think that's a good one. - Go through everywhere that he ever, every bunker he ever killed himself in and fucking dancing it. - Yeah, so I would say I probably don't have one. Francis, yours is, you said Hitler was yours. - Yeah. - That's what you would wait for. - You said Socrates and I said LeBron. - You said LeBron. - Yeah, anywhere LeBron sat at. - I mean, that can't be that hard to find. (laughs) - He's probably going like RPM steakhouse. - Yeah. - He's at steak 48. - I'm sure you've been to a restaurant that LeBron has been to. - Really? - Yeah, I bet. - You think? - Yeah, he's probably been to Fort Charles and like those types of places. - He's thinking of folding to a booth at Fort Charles. - Carbone. - Carbone. - There you go. - Carbone, dirty French, and instead dells. - Wow. Shout out to Mario Carbone, my absolute brother. - Well, that fuck. - Buckets and Akron. Yeah, I used to go to Buckets and Akron all the time. - With LeBron. - House 330 at Buckets and Akron. - House 330. - I can't even imagine LeBron eating like a meal. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I just. - Oh, I can. - He's a big wine guy. - Yeah. - He sits on his, he sits on the driveway with his portable table. - Did you ever see that photo of him eating, he's like had eating dinner outside tonight. And it's just him in the driveway with like a plastic table. - He's so over hated. All the videos of him that came out last week where he's like kneeling on a medicine ball doing curls. - Oh yeah. - Everybody's like fuck LeBron, I could fucking do that. Like you're fucking performative and washed. - Well, you like him 'cause you think you guys are getting him. - Oh, I don't think we're getting him. - No chance. - Do you think he's going to Golden State? Or he's going back to the calves. - Yeah. - He's going back to Boston. - Shut up, bro. - Do you think he's going to Boston? - You're fucking high and dumb, bro. - I'll play with Tatum. You're high as fuck. No, I'm not, no, I'm not, and I'm smart. - He's grabbed some of the seltzers for the. - No, I didn't. - Very sticking. - He's taking a pound of weed out to Wyoming. And no, you can buy a pound of weed just online. Like isn't that insane? Like there's people that are like in prison for their life, for weed, and you can just go on like Uber eats on your phones, but yeah, I want a pound. - Yeah, they want websites where you can buy a fucking pound of weed. - Any of the online, if you look up at any of the dispensaries, they all sell this like, it's like $375 for like seven, or maybe it's not a pound. I don't know what a pound is. I think it's 70 grams. - That's more than a pound. - No, no, no, it's not. An ounce is 28. So it's more than an ounce. - An ounce is three, it's four ounces, I think, is a pound. - No, that's not true. Four ounces is a pound. - No, 16 ounces is a pound. - 16 ounces is a pound. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. - Why would you say it was four? You fucking moron. (laughing) - Four ounces is a pound, isn't even like a weed mass. Like that's like, like $85, these are a pound, please. - So okay, I was wrong. - That's what I just said. - It's 16, yeah, sure enough. - It's 16, it's obviously 16. Why are we even Googling it? - Let's see what AI says about this. How many ounces are in a pound via AI? - There's, so you can buy 75 grams of weed online and have someone door-dash it to your apartment. - That's fucking crazy. - Then go, okay, thanks. (laughing) That's, I made my ID, no. Okay, thank you. And now you have 75 grams of weed at home. - How many grams do you have? - None. - No one's fucking, I'm only on oil these days. - We're still playing this game, playing that game. Just wax and oil for me. - Why are you, we're just gonna bring out there. - I'm just bringing my puff co out there. - Isn't that a mistake? - Isn't that a state where they would get on you? - You would go to prison for life. - In Montana, Montana's the same as Del Cane, you. - I'm gonna be making, doing the podcast via phone, like Bobby Shmerda. (laughing) - So you're the weed, you gotta bring the weed and you gotta get the hotels for the group. - None of my friends, they don't smoke weed. So the ounces for you. - I'm not bringing an ounce of weed. Oh a pound. I'm sorry. A pound four ounces. Four pounds. Are you bringing those drinks, though? No. Not one of your friends to smoke, sweet. Nate does. Nate, but he's not going. Damn. And what about your boy from kindergarten, Jack? Jack. Jack career. I don't think he smokes. Yeah. Any more. Jack from the garden, because we were going to when we before we went in Francis went and bought that pre-roll before we went to the change show. And Jack was like, I'm good. I don't want to have a panic attack in the garden. Oh, I forgot. We puffed. Are we dead? Are you surprised that we didn't puff before dinner last night? No. I thought we would need to keep our wits about us because we were going to film. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You just look fried. We were puffed before that Chicago dinner. I don't remember. That nice ass dinner we went to in Chicago. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You brought your puff co. We did some dabs before. Yeah. I think I don't know why we put a blanket over our money. Do you see those videos that people post of them like hitting their like little puff co thing? They're rigged. It's like the little tiny like volcano thing. And it's like they like put the wax into it. And they're like little morning, little morning ritual before the hike. And it's like, bro, you may as well have just like, that's like, I may as well have just shot up heroin before going on that. I have one of those. One of my friends who like swears by one of those who travels with it. Yeah. Like we went hiking and they bring it on the height and mure woods in like among the red woods in California. And he was just pulling out on like a bluff like pulled out the puff co. And you did you use it? I mean, so he got it for me. He was like, you need one of these. And I like, I think I did it. Are you? You did it. You gave it to me to try. And did it. And you did it on the weed. Yeah. And how was it? It didn't nuke me or anything like that. No. I always assumed that it was like. I think that's a misconception. I think if you do the thing where it's it's if you do the thing where they they really use the nail like the yeah, that maybe. But on this, it wasn't not that intense. Wasn't crazy. I was always under the assumption that that is like, like I've never done any of that stuff. So I was always under the assumption that that was like fucking fuck your brain up. Yeah. I still can't believe that the bottom of your ass cheeks chaps while you walk. Chafes after miles on miles on miles. And also, it has to be hard as fuck. Okay. Well, that is from the underwear, though. Now that we think about it, probably. You just have to just like where but where box are briefs for a little bit and like it'll go like the discomfort will go away and you'll be used to it. Yeah, but I'm not I'd rather just be comfortable now. Yeah, but like getting through that, like you're not comfortable if your ass cheeks are chafing every time you walk. I mean, the last time this happened was like six years ago. This is like wearing a bib, though. This is like wearing Velcro shoes. Nothing wrong with that. This is childish behavior. I would still wear Velcro shoes that found the right pair. You don't go bowling. You don't ball. It's like a wedding ring. You just get you get used to wear it. A traditional setup. Oh, it a puff co or electric smart rig and a traditional glass dab rig comes down to convenience versus raw performance. What do they mean by raw? A traditional setup offers massive hard hitting clouds and intense effects while a puff co provides unmatched flavor precision temperature control and portability. I think the puff co thing is much more mellow. Got it. Got it. But if you want massive vapor clouds, you want a rig. I must still have that thing at home. I wonder if I should dust it off. That thing was cool. I would like to like another run with that thing. I can't believe Francis is a puff co guy after all that. Like another Mary go right out of his back pocket. Oh, yeah, keep it on me all the time. Having it in your pocket, like the fact that this guy pulled it out that deep into a hike. He's like, where was it? The whole hike. Where did you have it on you? But that's how they use them. Like all the videos I see are people like out on a hike and they're like hitting it or like going on a jog. Yeah. I saw a bro using an old-fashioned baddie. Do you remember what a baddie is? It's like a wooden thing where and you have something that looks like a cigarette and you kind of jam it down into a background of one like oh, yeah, one hitter. Yeah. I'll do it hitting one of those on the side of the road. It was a fucking thing. It's like a B-A-T-T-Y. Do you type in baddie weed pen and something like a pink thing that's his mark? It's not even a weed it's not like a pen. It's like a baddie one hitter. Come on, Sean. Figure it out. It's that thing on the right. The cigarette. Yeah. That thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I had one of these for a little while and all I did was mash all the weed in the dugout thing down into the bottom to the point where you couldn't get any. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's just the bottom now. It just became a flat layer. Yeah. I tamped it so hard. Yeah. These suck. These are terrible. I mean, they were probably incredible in the 70s, but I don't even think you can get high from them. Great invention for like, yeah, at the times. At the times. Here, you got to go. What time is it? Noon. Oh, yeah. Do you got to go? Okay. All right. Thank you guys for listening. Yeah. Goodbye.