Broken Lattice | Son of a Boy Dad #418

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I just bought a bunch of new socks from Uniqlo, and I think that I am a bit inspired by the socks that you've been wearing. Really? Uniqlo. What are your thoughts on that brand? Oh, I love Uniqlo. Yeah. I would think you might. Yeah. It's for me. It's built for me. Why? It's unique. For, like, skinny Japanese boys. Skinny Japanese boys. Is it? Or is it Korean? It's for skinny, skinny, skinny fat Japanese boys. It's got to be Japanese. Can we look up, Sean? It is. It's Japanese. I'm like a member. You have to be. I'm a member, too, now. Japanese. I should have known that. Because when I bought it, I had to sign up for a membership. Oh, yeah. Did you go to the store? No. But I've done it. There's a one in Soho. They have the thing where when you scan, like when you check out, you just throw everything in. And it knows everything. It knows every item that you have. It's a self-checkout, but it has, like, the sensors. So, like, you could have, like, two pairs of socks, a pair of underwear, and a shirt. You throw it all in. It immediately has it all ringed up. It's like when you go to the airport someplace. Yes. You can steal everything. Exactly. Like that. And you find out you paid for it all. You paid for all of it. Yeah. But in reality, it's a man in Bangladesh. Yeah, exactly. Just counting. One, two, three, four pairs of socks. That's two pairs of socks. But I went through a. I did a. It was an aggressive purge of all of my things. And I had so many. Do you guys suffer from having, like, mismatched socks in a drawer? There's tons of them. Hundreds. And so I washed everything, and then I just went through the entire mismatched sock pile, and I fucking nuked it. And I was like, if you don't have a partner, you're getting thrown out. I don't care how much I love the one-socker. I'm throwing you in the fucking trash. It is tough, because I've got a couple pairs of really good just one sock. Yeah. But it's like, what are you. You're holding on to it. Those aren't. Those aren't pairs. Not pairs. Not pairs. I've got a couple singles. You've got a couple Lone Rangers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real good Lone Rangers. But, like, you just look at them, and you're like, I wish I knew. Will you match those with other Lone Rangers? Oh, of course. Will you go two different socks? Yeah, I don't get rid of the. I don't get rid of the Lone Rangers. But will you wear them? Yes. What's so good. Are these wool socks? Because that's the only thing that could be, like, so good about a sock. Oh, I've got a lot of smart wool socks that I have to mismatch. Those are good socks. Great. I mean, expensive socks, too. Yeah. How much? It's like they cost. It's like a pair of shoes. Sometimes I'll wear them without shoes. Yeah. They're like $40 or $40 or some shit. For a pair of socks? They're not $40. They're not $40. They're probably like $30, if I had to guess. I think they're $20. One pair is $20. It's a lot. It's free falling right now. The price is free falling. But they last forever. There is a difference. Do they last forever, though? I have smart wool socks in my drawer right now, where the fact that I don't put them away for winter, because they take up so much space. I mean, they're Christmas stockings. Yeah, they're hefty. They're the type of things you put on like a horse to keep their feet warm in winter. And they just sit there taking up 75% of the sock drawer, and then all my cute little white socks are off to the left, stuffed in a fucking. I got a lot of socks. A lot of socks. But you get into the fear of. Well, the pair is somewhere in the rotation. You're like, if I haven't washed every piece of clothes that I have, so you can take inventory, you're like, well, the other one's probably just in the laundry with these two. I need to be able to put these together. Yeah, exactly. You have to wash everything, so you just have everything in front of you, and you're just like, if this sock doesn't have a pair, fucking shoot it in the back of the head. It's gone. You have to get rid of them. And it felt like looking at my sock drawer right now is so satisfying. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I'm sure. And I have room, so I hit. Uniqlo, I hit it hard. The post-purge admiration of a closet is one of those Uniqlo good feelings. And then you're like, I could shop a little. Yeah, there you go. And then you kind of ruin the problem. I've got space. Did you pick up anything else at Uniqlo or just socks? I picked up some pairs of underwear as well because my underwear drawer was looking a little bit light. I don't know if I would recommend the Uniqlo underwear. Really? Not really my style, but also I'm a boxers guy, so. Oh, well, these are boxer briefs. And two of the pairs, and I bought them just to feel sexy. They were termed low-rise boxer briefs. Oh, yeah, now that's a no-go? I don't even know what it means. Low-rise. That's an ultimate no. I don't know what it means. I don't know if you could pay me to even try that on. I bought two pair of low-rise boxer briefs. What the fuck is low-rise? These boxers will intentionally sag off your ass to make it look dumpy as hell. Is it like down by like your pubes? I haven't gotten them yet. I just saw them, and I was like, "These look sexy." Bro, those are diabolical. Those aren't Uniqlo, that's As We Move. That's what I'll pull up the Uniqlo low-rise boxer briefs. Oh, wow. Even those, like that's what you guys wear? No, not what I wear. I mean, all I have is a picture of these boxer briefs in front of a white background, so I don't know how they'll look like on shaft. Boxer briefs, I can't wear. Why not? They're just. They're so uncomfortable. That's crazy. You're not. But for what it's worth, there are boxer. I'm very particular about my underwear. Me too, yeah. And there's only one. I've only worn one type of underwear for about 15 years. Pretty much me as well. High rise? No, yeah, I wear the high rise, yeah. I wear 17th floor, downtown Manhattan. You got skyscrapers on. I got some fucking. I put my arms in first. Some high rise boxers. Yeah, I got the high rise. They cover my belly button. No man should be wearing low rise though. No, no. That is how you get plumber's crack. Yeah. Low rise is fucking insane. I also do wear underwear that goes up to my belly button. My boxers are so high rise that when I pee, I pull them out the leg. I pull my dick out the leg, not the middle. Just the fucking leg. The bottom of a tight ass leg, that doesn't look that crazy, does it? Yeah, that's insane. Boxer trunks. Yeah. That's just like a nice boxer trunk. If you have washboard abs. Yeah. Well, why don't girls get plumber crack? I mean, the model is fucking shredded. Yeah, of course he is. They always are. They always are. Hairy. Those would be baggy on me. They should have someone like you guys. Like hairy modeling. Well, they don't have plus size male models. No. They only have plus size female. Like body positivity doesn't exist for them. You know what it is though? A lot of the fishing brands are using plus size men now. Yeah. Well, I think it's probably because a lot of fishermen are fat and uh oh yeah you like you'll go to like get like a fishing shirt and it's just some dude just bursting through it you're like ah what was i gonna say i was gonna say this um i'm i agree that not all boxer briefs are comfortable and the ones that ride up are the worst i don't like the i don't like them sticking to my legs but dude i don't want compression on my legs i think you're gonna get to this point my probably you're gonna get to a point where you're gonna realize like wearing boxers is insane it's it's childish it's like it is dude i'm never so you're gonna need one day you're gonna need to like run yeah and i'll run no then your ball's gonna get like wrapped around your leg like a fucking skip it you're gonna rip your underwear as you're taking long no no you've got this completely it's gonna shift and it's gonna be stiff on one leg you know and then it'd be tight and you'll take a stride and a whole thing will rip down the ass that's what you'd think i remember i used to do that i used to rip my boxers every day these are like if i were to take my shorts off my underwear would fall to my ankles like these are like i'm wearing like a triple xl two pairs there is plenty of room for movement what i'm not being restricted at all you got no you got no support whatsoever zero that's also like uh unhealthy for your ball health according to who the aba bro the american ball association yeah damn harry come on let's listen to what ai has to say what is that i saying let's let's see baggy boxers are excellent for your testicles there we go all right because they're loose they allow for maximum airflow which keeps your scrotum at the ideal slightly lower temperature required for healthy sperm production exactly man harry's aging his balls like wine yep you actually need to be careful with those healthy ass balls you can knock someone up by looking at them you know all this time lack of support means that they can cause chafing or painful bouncing during physical activities as soon as you find yourself in a physical activity someday i know it hasn't happened in a while but when it does you're in for a real sad surprise i i mean now i'm getting worried because i'm i'm literally going on a five mile hike tomorrow or next or i went on one already and my balls got chafed on it historically have your balls been uh affected not really no um but historically my ass has been affected pretty bad what do you mean i get my ass like on those long hikes i get chafing in the ass bad around the around the around the cracks oh around the cracks well like around the cheek yeah what's rubbing against what the cheeks are rubbing together like cleavage what do you mean like your butt cheeks are going like this well yeah when you're walking for five hours straight i don't think my cheeks are doing that what how i don't know there's your cheeks aren't touching what do you have a cheek gap i think i got some cheek gap like i think i got some chap well i don't have a gaping asshole so my cheeks naturally touch together i don't think your butt cheeks are supposed to be stuck together if that's the case then how do you it's friction shit does it just like ooze out of your did you wipe like your whole crack yes i do for starters but also no my ass separates when i shit but when i'm walking for hours at a time like even if it's very minimal friction like it starts to like get chafed so i got i got some of the gold bond uh anti-chafe i wonder what that's honestly that i'm gonna rub between my ass cheeks well you're not the only person that walks though no why does this why does this problem afflict you and not the billions of other walkers you've never got chafing in the ass no i mean i've gotten like around the ass or maybe like are you talking about like an itch no because that means you haven't wiped your ass no no no i'm not talking about an itch it's then no it's like i have not gotten my ass chafed by by doing some walking well you boys don't really get outside much so i guess that would explain it let's go tan for tan i live outdoors we could go m for m i mean maybe if you walked a course every now and then you'd understand i'm i'm walking one today yeah yeah how's that all right i'll tell you what i'm not gonna come off and be like boy my i wish my cheeks were a little but i'm not either like i want to like i wanted that on the record i should have put a fucking spacer like like let me like let me give you a specific scenario when we went to wyoming for the when i went to the wyoming for the first time ever to visit beau at the ranch that he worked at which is like one of the first episodes we did of the show we went on a we went on a 14 mile hike and the way up i was totally fine so that first seven miles i was totally fine it was probably like the last three miles on the way home where it was like my ass and i was like oh my god i'm not gonna come off the road i'm not gonna come off the road my ass was in a lot of hurt i think i need to clarify one more time are you talking about your rectum are you talking about the whole like the area i'm not talking about my asshole this is a fully exterior issue but not quite exterior no no exterior then you're talking about the outside of your cheeks like the outside right towards where they meet in the middle of your cheeks and you're talking about the outside of your cheeks and you're yeah that's what i thought it was that's not fully exterior that's aperture no that's exterior the anything that is not the only thing that's not exterior is inside model it out with your hands i think i'm thinking that like harry's if this is his crack that's my crack he's getting chafe right in here no no no no no it's more towards like where the cheeks meet so say like the bottom dude that's an underwear problem that's an underwear it'd be like this it'd be like this like if you're walking just for hours oh it's bottom of the cheek bottom of the cheek okay so like right down here right down in there right and it's right that would be that wouldn't be a problem it's literally because of the fucking boxers you're wearing i think your ass is sagging too much and i think uh briefs i'm like i don't have much of an ass to say i know well i'm whatever the case like you got a yoko oh no you need back lift most guys need front lift you need back lift you need a wonder bra that lifts and separates correct he needs a wonder bra for his ass you need some structure you need wires you need a padded underwire uh wonder bra you might be you guys might be right honestly you just try wearing box like when was the last time you wore a boxer brief oh man if i'm bringing out the briefs it is laundry day has been oh has been way past due so you have some i've got a couple pairs what are they where are they from haynes no but what what part of your life are they from probably being on the road and forgetting underwear like i i have so many pairs of socks and underwear because of how many times i've gone on the road and just completely forgot to pack underwear i can't believe you moved with all of them i can't believe you didn't take the chance of you moving i threw out like seven trash bags of clothes when i moved really and it didn't make a dent bro it's just like so many like oh this is the shirt for from when we had dana beers on the yak six years ago and you know we all got we all got shirts made for it yeah it's like shit like that like i have so many like i don't bring random shirts i don't i don't either anymore but i used to bring home everything because i was like i don't know how long this is gonna last you know and i was like i'm getting a ton of free shit from barstool so i was bringing home every shirt that we had to wear like everything yeah i think that you there's a bone hanging on to those things for the sentimental value i think i mean it could be like marie condo and like thank the clothes for the journey that they gave you in life like and just let them go yeah i do i do get that i would say that you should do a day of what marie condo says which is that you're supposed to lay out every single item of clothing that you have on the floor so that you can see it all and then decide what's worth it but your clothes are on the floor already yeah i'm making that decision every day you are you're living in them walking around them like they're sleeping puppies yeah pretty much yeah and you have to look at everything and you have to say does this bring me joy yeah yeah i mean i got a lot of like jackets that i don't really oh fuck just forgot about my rain jacket well you're going home yeah you already had the trip it's gone um what do you mean i don't know where it is he left it in montana it's probably in montana fuck what are you talking about now i'm just it's gone it's definitely gone where'd you leave it i don't know i forgot i was supposed to look for it it is tough to wear rain jackets this time of year or even to keep us an assessment of your jackets this time of year a rain jacket should be a year yearly fresh purchase fresh purchase i feel that i i honestly i'm saying that and i don't even know if i really believe it i've never done that i have never bought a rain jacket every year i own two um but i'm thinking about it now and i'm like i think a rain jacket you should re-up on yeah maybe it's time to re-up yeah it might be honestly yeah how slick is yours how how and uh how bulky is it my i have two one of them is like it's a lot of the rain jackets are for show these days like you if you're actually in the rain you got about 10 minutes until you're soaked like they don't do anything that's not true unless you get one of the ones that they wear in like fucking like an old sailing movie like the yellow one that's like this thick the one from shutter island yeah exactly you need to be wearing a full length one yeah you're getting soaked i have two rain jackets one from palace one from you and they're both fucking awesome really they both they work against the rain yeah you're fine they work over face one is which one's better uh palace they're both pretty good is palace that like uh that streetwear brand yeah skateboarding and cool stuff yeah it's a skateboarding it's a skateboard it's cool bone's cool as fuck i'm aware i wear my fucking skateboarding raincoat pal the people from palace would probably beat my ass bro i wear that that i i didn't even know that was still a thing i wear that nike sb sweat those two sweatshirts that i have people the comments get furious why they're like he doesn't even skate and i was like oh i didn't think i was still like a like yeah no i don't i don't like a poser like you're a poser for wearing skating shoes you're like a palace i just like how palace life yeah yeah there's like one of the nicer nike sweatshirts i've seen i was like i'm definitely gonna get this no regrets great sweatshirt highly recommend them did i did i ever tell you guys about my skateboarding year no or maybe it was me and tiger kill hour i don't think i've heard that name i don't remember matthias's last name we all we all got pretty into it was the best were you actually skateboarding or were you like longboarding you know i had a zoo york deck hell yeah spitfire trucks love that wheels no reds couldn't afford the reds i don't know what that is different type of trucks oh i had dc shoes hell yeah i had an etnies backpack that you could put my skateboard in fuck yeah it was cool that was the present my parents got me after i came out of the hospital with the septic ankle thing you're like i'm gonna be a grungy teen well the the backpack worked because it had this pocket inside of which you could fit my iv bags so you could run the line from the backpack into my heart and i remember being like yeah that i got my my supreme catheter tube but like let's make it look cool i'm not well um it's colostomy bag by famous um but yeah so uh i remember we i i we okay so we went to the skate park once in brunswick maine it was me and tiger kill hour and um we were there and i was wearing a lot of pads how old are you i was in fifth grade okay so you're 10 11 yeah something like no shame in pads yeah but like you can wear elbow pads and knee pads i mean i was i don't like when you got the wrist guards i had wrist guards on i had a helmet obviously and we were we we were i was at the top of the half pipe and i'd never dropped in jesus and there was a guy there who was like a few years older and you had tubes sticking out of your heart and i'll someone should have been like yo this is a bad idea this was before this was before that happened like an iv tower about to drop in with you yeah yeah on wheels okay so i'm standing there and i'm with tiger and this older kid is like urging me on and my my board is you know i'm standing on the back tail or whatever and like one foot on the half pipe and like trying to get the urge to like drop in but i i've only ever dropped into like a small quarter pipe before which i was able to do which is still very difficult yeah scary yeah but like but he this guy was like there's nothing to it you just need to commit and then i never i'll never forget this is seared into my brain he goes you're not gonna get hurt with all that shit you're wearing anyway that was the thing that made me be like yeah i can't get hurt yeah and boy did i get hurt i i did it and i did what everybody probably does which is i didn't lean forward no i leaned back yeah and just fell yeah down the half pipe and landed kind of in the flat oh hurt myself like you know not not injured but like took the wind out of your body probably fucked me up i don't get how some people like can just do that and be fine do you think they just like know how to fall i think they know how to fall yeah i think those guys know how to fall and i also think that like guys like niger houston or whatever they have had so many horrific injuries and don't show the tape of it true you know those guys are just i'll never understand how those guys just categorically don't wear helmets i don't get that part of it so they're brave as hell i don't understand really like i i don't really understand the the pain like i don't have the pain tolerance like i remember like i used to do like skik i used to like ski and i would do like the jumps and like the rails and stuff yeah and like i remember like falling yeah i remember like falling on a rail and i think that was the last time i ever i was just like i'm never gonna do this again like it was like it's because you didn't have enough domestic abuse in your house it's probably what it is like the best skateboarders boxers football players like if you're domestically abused and you have no pain psychological pain as well as physical pain from a young age like you're sick on a half pipe yeah i wasn't domestically abused but i was foreign abused we had a nanny from england really who just beat the shit out of me and i was like i'm not gonna do this again i'm not gonna do this the shit out of a non-domestic you'd mary poppins whipping your ass popping my ass with a belt no absolute bitch yeah that'd be fucking brutal if mary poppins was secretly fucking beating up those kids she looked so sweet yeah she was coming down the chimney and fucking beating soot out of their ass did you ever did you ever skate no never i used to uh i think in like third grade i would like lie and say that i had a six foot eight older brother who was a skateboarder six foot eight yeah i just thought that was like really cool to be skating yeah but it was like the two coolest things i could think of at that time like height and being able to skate i think i was just like telling people he like broke his hand broke his wrist doing a handstand on a half pipe so specific can you pass me one of those body armors it's just such a weird thing to lie about what happens when you lock 18 co-workers in an office for one week to compete for a quarter of a year and you're like oh my god i'm gonna be like quarter million dollars of cash this is surviving barstool season five presented by rumble premium each episode released three hours early so get it ad free before anyone else only when you join rumble premium surviving barstool premieres sunday august 9th at 5 p.m on rumble premium and everywhere else at 8 p.m i uh i lied so much as a kid i'm so glad i that that broke that habit yeah it's an awful habit you finally just realized like yeah this is not the way out that's just being a kid though like i remember like i remember one time i got in trouble in kindergarten because my friend jack who i'm still friends with uh we had to write what we did over the weekend wait who's jack venture the tall the tall handsome the one we went to the chain show with oh my god i forgot about yeah yeah we were in kindergarten class and uh we had to write what we did over the weekend kindergarten to the garden exactly the story of jack's friendship yeah we had to go uh had to go and write we had to draw a picture of what we did over the weekend and he drew he said i went surfing in hawaii and drew that and then i did this i said the same thing i said i went surfing in hawaii and i got in like a ton of trouble they were like no you didn't and i was like yeah i don't think he did either we're both like four similar story like we i one summer i met harrison ford you know that story yeah yeah right and then and then i was like the next year i was like well it's now thought that i will meet celebrities every summer oh yeah and you probably just wanted that pop that you got from the hair yeah i wanted chasing the high i wanted that so i was like all right who's relevant and i came back that next year and they they did the thing they were like who you know how was your summer name something that happened and i said that i met shania twain and joey from friends those were the two celebrities i met that summer such a random nobody questioned me either because they were like well he meets yeah they were like that don't impress me much yeah he had the harrison ford so he's got credibility yeah shania twain was she did have a chokehold in 98 she had had a chokehold on the culture top of the game she was so hot too she did that battle rap show and i did meet her um whoa and uh but she has uh crippling social anxiety so even if uh you had met her i feel like she she she maybe wouldn't have been that interesting because she uh she's like yeah she's so damn nervous poor bitch when we were in like uh like i remember being young like the big thing was people would lie about like i remember we had like some girl said that her dad was the pitcher from the red sauce but the japanese what was it dice k yeah she said her dad everyone everyone believed was she japanese no not at all no and we all were like that's crazy really i can see it whoa dice k i remember when dice k came on the scene they're like he has a pitch no one else yeah yeah dice k was a beast yeah he was he was awesome well so how did did you guys have to call her out or like how'd you find out that she wasn't uh i think i asked my dad and he was like now dude i said my dad would also like my dad one time told me when i was in second grade he told me that uh he was like you know friday the 13th is a true story and i was like really and he's like yeah it happened like a couple miles away from us and i went to school and i told everybody and they were all like no it's not and i got home and my dad was like oh yeah i was kidding and i was like well i'm not i don't interpret jokes i'm not at that age yet i can't tell what's real and false just based off you saying some shit that is uh and i like question like how do you not raise liars because now i'm raising kids and i'm like i don't want them to feel like they have to like lie about shit like they don't have to lie to kick it sean can we look that up on ai how do you not raise liars how do you raise your kids not to lie well i have a thought what do you think before ai tells us yes yes yeah doesn't have an answer for this um because i remember very well being at willie hart's house and we were playing and it was snowy and it was me willie hart and spencer libby and um we they had this like beneath their porch was a i guess it's called a lattice you know like that uh cross thatch work wood thing yeah that like went from the porch all the way down yeah and then there was sort of a crawl space through that yeah but uh behind the lattice it was covered by a lattice like yeah it's exactly i was right it's a lattice yeah so there was a lattice with that's on the right that's exactly what it was cap and we were jumping off the porch into the snow below and i think one of us and it was jesus and i remember we were all like i remember being like okay obviously we're gonna not say anything about that yeah and then i remember spencer and willie being like no the best thing to do is to tell the truth and i was like what the fuck what are you talking about where did that come from since when and this was i that would have been i would have been in second grade yeah yeah and they were in third they were in third and somehow they had already learned like the value of telling the truth i think second grade is truly peak lying ages yeah you're lying about everything second grade you're not telling that you're telling lies more than the truth dude the next year willie hart's mom passed away and i remember being in homeroom the morning after and i didn't know nobody knew but spencer who was better friends with willie than i was we that morning he was in the homeroom going poor poor willie poor willie and i didn't know why but i then was like i want people to think that i know what's wrong with willie so i was also going poor poor willie and then our homeroom teacher cindy sanborn who had the best handwriting turned to me and she goes that's not helping damn and then she had to announce what had happened and i was like and she was like oh that's what was wrong i thought he was broke i didn't know it was that bad yeah that's pretty brutal these are these are like core memories that are just flooding out of my brain right now i'm telling the total truth these are real names well yeah you don't lie anymore you're done lying why would you why would you fabricate this you broke the lattice that was your last lie broke the lattice did you end up getting busted for the lattice yeah well i think they went up and they told willie's parents and about a dollar to replace yeah i mean i don't it's not that big of a deal i don't recall if there was like a thank you boys for telling the truth i'm sure that was hard i don't remember if there was that or what but uh i remember being mortified as we were like walking up and probably trying to talk them out of yeah coming clean so what is the solution like if you're the parents making is it is it like making sure that you don't get too mad when your lattice gets broken so your kids feel comfortable enough to tell you or is it modeling the behavior of taking accountability to other people so your kids see that as an example of being like yeah i did this and then like somebody else doesn't get mad at you because you're probably afraid that you were going to get in trouble sure but how are you going to model that as an adult because your adult accountability examples might go over the heads of your second grader yeah son i just want you to know i've been evading taxes this year i've been incorrectly filing my expenses and i've realized that's wrong and i need to come clean yeah i've been speeding in the areas where there are no speeding cameras on purpose is there anything you would like to get off your chest perhaps about the lattice now that i've modeled this for you there's a human-sized hole in the lattice i think i think it's what you said ron i think it's that you need to they need to get out they need to tell the truth once and have you knock it mad yeah which is like and have you truly hold your temper and be like i i promised you that i would be grateful for your honesty and i i am and thank you for telling the truth we'll figure this out together yeah it's like oh i don't yeah i don't care about the lattice even though that lattice is fucking held the house together yeah their dad probably fucking loved that lattice yeah it was probably discontinued it was probably like a plexiglass like my father built that lattice yeah you destroyed from scratch yeah it was a native american lattice basket woven lattice temp lattice yeah yeah you don't want your so what what is what does ai say focus on making honesty feel safe rather than fearful yeah there you go that's what i said that's what francis interesting interesting that's exactly what francis said react calmly to mistakes so they aren't afraid of you afraid of consequences yeah not gonna do that fuck is my lattice broken get in here who did this you have 10 seconds to tell me or you're both going down who's your little second grade friend it was probably him yeah gigantic red-headed call your dad get your dad over here now oh man getting in trouble at a friend's house was just never got old that wasn't even that was still sucked even when you were in like high school dude i remember it was always it was always because i would like somehow accidentally hurt their younger sibling that was always what happened their younger sibling would want to play with us and we'd be playing on like some mini basketball game and i was like oh my god i'm gonna play with you basketball hoop and i'd like back him down into the paint yeah and turn around and dunk my nuts all over him and all of a sudden he's screaming gabe bornstein has fallen into the window and he's got you know glass everywhere or something he's crying bro he was destined to do that when he was named gabe bornstein that's my buddies i'm still friends with his older brother ben gabe's cool gabe's a photographer now i think videographer yeah i can't say i'm grew into a man yeah because of you you forced him in the fires that's right the paint i forced him yeah yeah you backed him into being a photographer made him grow up real quick i don't know what the rules are with yelling at other people's kids like i think it's you give it to them just like 1.5 times as hard as you would your your own kid and where what what circumstance can you do that like are you saying if they're under your roof you can they're under your roof that's your child and but what about in what about in public in public i'm pulling over to yell at other people's kids like a kid i took my kids to the fucking playground in the hood in the hood this is important and there's little kids running around and like a kid almost fucking smoked one of my kids with a water balloon and my instinct was fixing to holler at another kid i was like one he didn't hit him and two like is that that that kid's not like here alone you you know what i mean like do i have carte blanche to holler at this other kid if he fucking yeah smokes my kid with what smokes my significantly younger kid with a water balloon it's a bit like being like a wildlife biographer video right documentary whatever dave bornstein does for a living yeah and not and not interfering when you know you're filming this beautiful bird and a snake is coming up on it yeah like well that's nature i have to let that be true what's that called there's a policy where they they don't uh interfere the case of rossara policy yes whatever will be will be no i don't know i feel like i know what you're talking about but i don't know there's a famous video on youtube i saw where it's like a there's a flock of penguins and they're trapped in this sort of gully on the ice and they can't get out and they're all gonna die and then the film biographers are decide make they make the decision to build them a ramp out so that they can walk out but it violates the law and they're all gonna die and they're all gonna die and they're all gonna their oath i used to get the time in life like pictures of the yearbook when i was a little kid like the most famous pictures of like the century or whatever and there was one picture that like stuck with me especially the caption and it was this guy it was probably in like the philippines or some like uh south asian island nation and this dude it was a photographer taking a picture of i think a christian guy getting caned by a mob and like the the bottom line of the caption was and then the photographer stepped in and like made the mob stop but it was like an ethics question of whether this guy like should or should have like done something or if he should have just and it's like fuck ethics like photography ethics a human being is dying yeah i feel like if it's a human the ethics kind of go out the out the door yeah who gives a fuck what the like like like what is he's a like would that hold up in court like if that guy died and he was just standing there just like taking they would be it would have been unethical to save that guy's life i'm not gonna like what is the photo it's only ethical if he yells world star yeah yeah that's the true ethics imagine watching someone get caned in jakarta and yelling world star that's probably still popping out there yeah they're just getting world star in jakarta yeah hey uh sean could you just quickly look up what that policy of like wildlife non-intervention videography is what that's called i mean i get it like look at this text that i just got from sparky the sparky the the guy that works here uh in the elevator shaft what'd he say read it out loud i can't i can't you gotta unlock no intervention rule okay well i guess so like you could okay you could have come up with that yourself okay sparky's just texted around yo ron i seen ebony titties god the work's the second elevator there's no text there's one text i texted him i'm on a plane on february 6th and he just texted me yo ron i seen ebony titties because you guys are boys yeah why did he say that like that it's just he had to get it off his chest i've been with ron on numerous occasions when sparky has called him oh yeah and uh usually it's because sparky's upset that ron hasn't done something with him yeah he's on my ass yeah but he never texts me though knows him a verse yeah that's right well no late sparky owes ron a verse it's always sparky i see like freestyling for ron yeah well he never shares good news with me like that that he's seen ebony titties that's pretty good i seen ebony titties yo there's i mean as a guy who's seen ebony titties i've seen ebony titties i've seen ebony titties who loves grammar somehow i know exactly what he means and when it happened yo ron wrong name i've seen i don't think he means ebony no possessive titties i don't i don't think he means i have seen them before i think he means i just saw yeah yeah you just seen them this is in real time i done seen yeah no this definitely just happened yo ron i seen ebony titties yeah 100 percent ebony titties yeah yeah i gotta text him back show me oh man stelle blue coffee's new can lattes are here crafted with 100 percent colombian coffee each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream and whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup stelle blue can are for those always on the go and for those who care stelle blue is more than just great coffee it's about giving back i named the brand after my rescue dog stella who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes every purchase supports animal rescue organizations so when you drink stella blue you're not just fueling your day you're saving a dog's life try the new cans today 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1 000 pets across the country grab a stella blue at target taste the difference and make a difference stella blue coffee all right so what else is going on let's talk about the dinner we went to a couple nights ago yeah let's talk about that dinner we went to a week ago that was really cool and very very funny because you know the idea was and i think we can share this the idea was that we were going to go film something at this really cool restaurant and we'd set it up but it was hard to get the reservation and all that and then we get there and they take us to our table and on our way to the table they were like gents no photography or videography of any kind were you already filming when that happened i filmed him walk into the restaurant they must have seen that must have they probably get it all the time yeah i've seen videos from inside restaurants before though but not that one yeah not that one right you have seen from inside that one should have brought the meta glasses and maybe that's what i saw it on because it was it's that guy have you seen are you guys familiar with the taxi driver uh from new york no no fallon and queen latifah no the taxi driver in new york who goes to all like he'll go to like teresi and like le barnardin yeah i have seen that i don't think so i have seen that and i saw i saw the one where he went to the 86 but like did he film inside the restaurant he sat at hemmingway's table he sat at our table you guys sat at hemmingway's table we sat at hemmingway's table we had the best table so long tire yeah we sat at hemmingway's table we sat at hemmingway's table we sat at hemmingway's table restaurant is that why it took you guys so long to get your uh spot your reservation maybe so oh maybe somebody was late at hemmingway's table did you guys cause us cause a fuss you were like we want to sit at hemmingway's table we didn't know there was hemmingway's table until we sat down and they told us it was hemmingway's table it surprised us it's been over you guys not educated on the restaurant you were going to i knew i mean i've watched this this taxi driver videos and he had he's gone to hemmingway table so you knew about the hemmingway's table but francis i didn't know about the hemmingway's table and ironically while we were getting our pre-dinner drink we talked about hemmingway's bar at the ritz in paris where both of us have had cocktails really yes it was a very hemmingway i'm gonna bet hemmingway hasn't been to either of those places no hemmingway's definitely been to the hemmingway bar in paris he was there every night hemmingway's got a table at every bar in new york city just like in chicago al capone's got a bar a seat in every bar al capone used to sit here you know that really holy shit yeah i went to a bar in chicago when i went to school there and i sat at al capone's table and while i was there i was like i bet al capone has never even heard of this place yeah he uh he can't have been to the 86 because um it's eight months old and they explained they explained it to us they said something about how like zoning restrictions and stuff and that in that it's a historically particular protected area or something like that so you can't change certain aspects of buildings or build up and that before it was the 86 it was the some other restaurant that he went to in the 1920s interesting and it's hemmingway's table what if you like what what like if say restaurants do make up stuff like that i'm sure someone has at some point um well what is like a what would be the best one like you think hemingway is the best one to be like this is hemingway's no they i've heard it they were like uh by the way um jeffrey epstein used to say hemingway broke that lattice outside yeah many years ago he got drunk and fell into the lattice you can excuse this restaurant for lying because they're not in third grade yet like it's like a perfect age spot on as an eight month old perfect there's a steakhouse in milwaukee it's like called five o'clock steakhouse um your dad probably goes there all the time yeah and it's like uh this is jeffrey dahmer's favorite steakhouse really like jeffrey dahmer used to come here damn i would not want to go to a steakhouse that jeffrey dahmer liked it it is awesome it is like uniquely notoriously also enjoyed human flesh so what do you think he doesn't have good taste in meat mm-hmm he probably knows exactly what he wants i mean he's like could you cook this to 98.6 degrees bring his own meat yeah yeah 96 could you cook this to the exact temperature of a just warm resting human body it's just a raw warm yeah but it's a sick steakhouse but i yeah there has to be i went to a restaurant in uh cuba where barack obama supposedly went to but that's like i don't know there's a lot of in new york especially there's a lot of restaurants that you go to where taylor swift just went yeah hemingway sat here with taylor swift and travis kelsey bourdain a lot of it's like bourdain ate at this especially like tiny shitty restaurants bourdain came here doesn't do it for you you're a bourdain hater i'm not a bourdain hater by any means i'm just not necessarily a bourdain truther robert at louise is a board it was a bourdain haunt out in gay perry mm-hmm that's where you told me to go right yeah i did not make it there unfortunately like if you were going to a restaurant and there was one there was a like and you you got there and they were like this is this person's table you guys could sit here it's going to be another hour wait though like who would that have to be for you to be like all right we'll take that seat that's a good question first of all nobody i don't care enough about sort of sharing a seat but what if it was like martin luther king yeah if it was martin luther king's table no no what if it was like socrates used to sit here and write what's the point i mean the reason i'm at the restaurant is to eat so unless the view were noticeably better or something like that it's the nicest table at the restaurant you okay then i want it for that reason not because lebron once sat there hitler sat at this team now we're talking now we're talking i mean that's that's actually a real one hitler sat here there definitely that definitely exists yeah and then you're going well i obviously i don't like hitler but it's kind of interesting to restaurants where hitler ate restaurant taylor's tables hitler sat at hitler's favorite restaurant was austria bavaria and they renamed austria italiana wow so you go there you go to munich and you go to austria austria austria italiana i mean that's great that's a crazy switch up they went from bavarian food to fucking italian food because hitler hated italian food that's nuts it made him bloated well he probably liked it so much more when it was local german food when it was nice bavarian food he was probably disgusted by the fucking but i guess you definitely don't want to wait an hour to sit at hitler's table that's kind of a bad look yeah we've got plenty of open seats a hero of mine as the story goes was frequenter there's no extra fee wow there's no wait to sit at tables at table number eight in the bismarck room at austria italiana like they gotta let you know at least like well that's another thing what if you're sitting there and then people are walking by and they're going wow you guys sat at hitler's table it's like what if yeah what if you're a jew and you fucking get seated at hitler's table and you're just there it's like when a muslim guy accidentally eats some pork yeah what the fuck you should have told me before i had my gefilte fish and matzo bowl soup i think if i were jewish i would want to sit at that in that seat get another person piss him off regain it oh i see i see yeah just kind of take it back yeah sitting it redefine it you know maybe say like you you lost adolf yeah i think that's a good one go through every everywhere that he ever every bunker he ever killed himself in and fucking dancing it yeah so i i would say i probably don't have one francis yours is you said hitler was yours that's who you would wait for you said lebron you said lebron yeah anywhere lebron sat at i mean that can't be that hard to find he's probably going to like rpm steakhouse yeah he's at steak 48 i'm sure you've been to a restaurant that lebron has been to really yeah i bet you think yeah he's probably been to fort charles and like uh those types of places i think he can fold into a booth at fort charles carbone carbone there you go carbone dirty french and saddles wow shout out to mario carbone my absolute brother love that fuck buckets in akron yeah i used to go to buckets in akron all the time with lebron house 330 at buckets in akron house 330 i can't even imagine lebron eating like a meal i don't know what's wrong with me but i i can't he's a big wine guy yeah he sits on his he sits on the driveway with his with his uh his portable table did you ever you ever seen that photo no okay eating he's like had a eating dinner outside tonight and it's just him in the driveway with like a plastic table he's so overhated all the videos of him that came out last week where he's like kneeling on a medicine ball doing curls oh yeah everybody's like fuck lebron i could fucking do that like you're fucking performative and washed well you like him because you think you guys are getting him no i don't think we're getting him no chance do you think he's going to golden state or uh he's going back to the calves he's going back to boston shut up bro you think he's going to boston you're fucking high and dumb bro let's play with tatum you're high as fuck no first of all no i'm not and i'm smart um he's gonna grab some of those seltzers for the no i didn't well he's taking a pound of weed out to wyoming i don't know you can buy a pound of weed just online like isn't that insane like there's people that are like in prison for their life for for weed and you can just go on like uber eats on your phone and just be like yeah i want a pound do they what websites can you buy a fucking pound of weed any of like the online like if you look up any of the dispensaries they all sell this like it's like 375 dollars for like seven or maybe it's not a pound i don't know what a pound is i think it's 70 grams that's more than a pound that's more than a pound oh no no no it's not an ounce is 28 so it's more than an ounce and an ounce is three four ounces i think is a pound no that is not true four ounces is a pound no 16 ounces 16 ounces is a pound yeah i'm pretty sure why would you say it was four you fucking moron four ounces a pound isn't even like weed math like that's like like 85 ounces in a pound please so okay i was wrong it's obviously 16 why are we even googling it let's see what ai says about this how many ounces are in a pound via ai there's so you can buy 75 grams of weed online and have someone door dash it to your apartment that's fucking crazy and then go okay thanks that's i mean my id no okay thank you and now you have 75 grams of weed at home how many how many grams do you have none no one's i'm only on oil these days we're still playing this game playing that game just waxing oil for me why are you i'm just gonna bring out there i'm just bringing my puffco out there isn't that a mistake isn't that a state where they would get on you you would go to prison for life in montana montana is the same as bill cane you i'm gonna i'm gonna be making doing the podcast via phone like bobby schmurda so you're the weed you got to bring the weed and you got to get the hotels for the group none of my friends they don't smoke wheat so the ounce is for you i'm not bringing an ounce of wheat oh a pound i'm sorry a pound four ounces four ounces are you bringing those drinks though no not one of your friends smokes weed nate does nate but he's not going damn and what about your boy from kindergarten jack jack jack career yeah i don't think he smokes anymore jack from the garden garden because we were gonna when we before we went francis went and bought that pre-roll before we went to the shane show and jack was like i'm i'm good i don't want to have a panic attack in in the garden oh i forgot we puffed yeah we did are you surprised that we didn't puff before dinner last night no i thought we would need to keep our wits about us because we were gonna film oh yeah yeah you just look fried yeah exactly before that uh chicago dinner i don't remember that nice ass dinner we went to chicago oh yeah yeah we did do that yeah you brought your puff co we did some dabs before yeah i think i don't know why we put a blanket over our head do you see those videos that people post of them like hitting their like little puff co thing their rig it's like the little tiny like volcano thing and it's like they like put the wax into it and they're like little morning little morning ritual before the hike and it's like bro you may as well have just like that's like i you may as well have just shot up heroin before going on that hike i have one of those one of my friends who like swears by one of those uh who travels with it yeah like we went hiking and they bring it on the height in muir woods yeah in uh like among the redwoods in california yeah and he was just pulling out on like a bluff like pulled out the puff co and you did you use it i mean so i well he got it for me he was like you need one of these and i like i think i did it how you you did it you gave it to me to try because you were not on the weed at that time you gave it to me to try because you were not on the weed at that time you gave it to me to try because you were not on the weed at that time you gave it to me to try because you were not on the weed at that time on the weed yeah and how was it it didn't nuke me or anything like that no i always assumed that it was like i think that's a misconception i think if you do the thing where it's it's um if you do the thing where they they really use the nail and like the yeah that maybe but on this it wasn't not that intense wasn't crazy i was always under the assumption that that is like like i've never done any of that stuff so i was always under the assumption that that was like fucking fuck your brain up yeah i still can't believe that the bottom of your ass cheeks chaps while you walk chafes after miles on miles on miles and also it has to be hot as fuck okay well that is from the underwear though now that we think about it probably you just have to just like wear but wear boxer briefs for a little bit and like it'll go like the discomfort will go away and you'll be used to it yeah but i'm not i'd rather just be comfortable now yeah but like getting through it through that like you're not comfortable if your ass cheeks are chafing every time you walk i mean the last time this happened was like six years ago this is like wearing a bib though this is like wearing velcro shoes nothing wrong with that this is childish behavior i would still wear velcro shoes if i found the right pair you don't go bowling you don't ball it's like a wedding ring you just get you get used to wearing it a traditional setup oh wait a puff co or electric smart rig and a traditional glass dab rig comes down to convenience versus raw performance what do they mean by a traditional setup offers massive hard-hitting clouds and intense effects while puff co provides unmatched flavor precision temperature control and portability i think the puff co thing is much more mellow got it got it but if you want massive vapor clouds you want a rig i must still have that thing at home i wonder if i should dust it off that thing was cool i would like to i'd like another i can't believe francis is a puff co guy after all that like another mary goes out of his back pocket oh yeah keep it on me all the time having it in your pocket like the fact that this guy pulled it out that deep into a hike it's like where was it the whole hike where did you have it on you but that's how they use them like all the videos i see are people like out on a hike and they're like hitting it or like going on a jog yeah i saw a bro using an old-fashioned baddie do you remember what a baddie was like i don't know i don't know i don't know what a baddie is it's like a wooden thing where and you have something that looks like a cigarette and you kind of jam it down into oh yeah pre-ground like oh yeah one hitter yeah a dude hitting one of those on the side of the road it was a fucking i think it's like a b-a-t-t-y you typed in baddie weed pen and something yeah it's like a pink thing that says moi came on moi like that it's not even a weed pen it's not like a pen it's like a baddie one hitter come on sean figure it out it's that thing on the right the the cigarette yeah that thing yeah yeah dude i had one of these for a little while and all i did was mash all the weed in the dugout thing down into the bottom to the point where you couldn't get any yeah yeah that's just the bottom now it just became a flat layer i tamped it so hard yeah these suck these are terrible i mean they were probably incredible in the 70s but you don't even think you can get high from them great invention for like yeah the times for the times harry you gotta go what time is it noon oh yeah i do gotta go okay all right thank you guys for listening goodbye