Bring Your Own Beer! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Welcome to another exciting edition of "Are You Gabbitch?" The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is "Are You Gabbitch?" Still got it. Say a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy. Sure about that. They're just a big old piece of trash. Corby. I'm a host, H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tudy's in a new edition. She's upstairs doing the Millie Rock. Let's go. My co's coming in from across the tables. We call family episodes. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Just the way we like it, give it up for my best pound of whole wide world. King of the berms, King of the boards. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up gang, shoutout to you as always. 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Came across my desk earlier. It said you've a desk. No, I don't have a desk. I don't have a desk. Hey, do you got a desk in there? No, the boys took it. It's right. The shark. Yeah, I don't have any. I don't have a desk. It is videos. I give it to my employees. But it said it's pretty cool that if you can just type in, are you garbage in a comedian's name. There's like a 90% 95% chance they've done the show. That's awesome. And you're like, Oh, shit. Yeah, you forget we've done this all the time. I got a lot of friends, a lot of people. I don't want her into the breach. But you don't have a boot big enough. I got some for you. I was down on a boardwalk, King of boards. Sure. You know what I mean? Sure. Finally got to follow back for the number one tavern. Take that. Let's go. I do want to stay in the cup. Yeah, um, I was on a board. What is about nine a.m. Jesus. What's getting after earlier? I'm happy. I was starting. No, so we'll walk at 9 a.m. I was on a run. Smell the old ketchup from the day before. Yeah, I hated that. Uh-huh. Faint smell of malt. Seat and, you know, whatever, whatever scraps. We were homeless, been died. Um, a whole. This is a whole family, um, a whole. I'm talking a dirt bag. Philadelphia family on the wide wood boardwalk. I wrote down the exact time. It was 9.12 a.m. Okay. Uh, whole family eating pizza. Nine. Well, my thing is, I'm not against pizza for breakfast. Well documented. I don't think there's a time you shouldn't or should it not issue. You get pizza whenever you want to eat pizza. How do you get a fresh pie at nine. They're slinging them down. Are they? Uh, and also, but my thing is, I get it if it's the only option. You're like the air or something, but there's like, breakfast breakfast places like every block all in the boardwalk. You can easily walk in no line. Get a short stack and a fucking western omelette. That's that all that. What do you got on it? I don't know. That's a dude. That top thing. They were what they had to hold the big pie, right? That's a large daddy. That's carrying the big pie with the flop. Uh, you got to get two hands on that thing. He's got the big. He's got it like this. Right. That's carrying like this. They had a two liter of coke. Those kids can't be doing good in school. It just can't. Man, scientifically, they cannot be doing well. And the one, the one daughter was carrying a stack of paper plates. Like they asked. They were going to eat outside. They were eating. I get maybe go do that. What are they walking? Yeah, they had got it. They were walking down the boardwalk. I think to like a bench to post up and have breakfast. That's tall. Right. Listen. Right. That's out. Did you get a gander at the toppings? And listen was a peptide breakfast. That's it. That's it. Yeah, this was a bacon egg and cheese. Don't get them. No. It would give a little more. It's great. You'd have to do it. There's got to be mushrooms and olives on that thing too. Trish. They were going heavy or whatever is free at the thing. They're doing it all garlic powder. We're getting a quarter of a shake on it. Baggage. Baggage swag. I'll give you that. That's a tough look. I just remember being like, uh, Hey, you're Jersey shorts on tough look. What the hell are you talking about? I was exercising. I got a green juice, which I was running. People I'd be right ran every day, which by the way, Shamrock shake. I'm like King of the Boards is a joke. I mean, our fan base is heavy in wild. You're jogging by. People are looking at me like, what? You're hoping it down there? Yeah, I ran every morning. Really? Two miles. How far you go down? What? To the funnel cake, you're back. I go down. I have breakfast with that family. You grab a funnel cake down there. Nah, really? Now, it's what the fuck? I just got a pain. Really? Fuck. No, Kimmy. I think that's your right side. I've been catching stingers. Really? Yeah. I've been getting chest pains. Oh, cool. Look at us. I've been taking fun of family eating pizza for breakfast. I haven't taken my baby asked for it, which I think I should. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's the widow maker right there. That saves you from a heart attack. Pop one of those baby asked for it. Healthy as podcasts in America, but never at all. What I was going to say is I love French toast this weekend, believe it or not. Why would I not be able to believe that? I know the French toast guy. Where the fuck you ever see me French toast? All right. I mean, you're not not a French toast guy. I like it, but I don't like patties really. All right. Well, my mommy does it. But she has done a long time because you don't call her. You don't taste it. You blow it up. My phone is broke because you won't call her back. I call her back. I'd go over there for Sunday dinner the other night. I bet you did a little dessert. You're fouled. She dressed up like alley lauder from fucking varsity blues. You're a foul man. You're a heathen who we you're goddamn mother. That's right. She's a tramp, you know. Patty. Patty. I love you. Obviously. We're doing too much with French toast. It's just completely. What did you do? Well, this had like this had Mars Capone cheese and lemon curd. Mars Capone isn't cheese. It is. Mars Capone. You know, so Capone's sister. He also ran the Fightfitters Union from 1970 to 1983. They got him with a nail bomb. What? You could tell when you like when your hands start. Mars Capone. I don't think Mars Capone. I thought it was like a whipping like a whipped cream. No, it's cheese dumbass. It's a soft triple cream Italian cheese. I had no idea. Triple cream bitch. So you're more of a for a Monday cheese man. Get that. I like to smell it. Um, it's just too much. Man, just do fucking straight French toast. Well, I just order it. That's all they have wanted some sweet for the table. You know. And then they don't have a short stack. No, they never short stack. They never have a sticky bun. They only had they only had French toast with Mars, Mars, Mars Capone with this with the triple softs and Italian cheese on it. That's all they had. That's all they had. What was the name of this place? A story out in Cleveland. Shout out to it Detroit Avenue. Fantastic. That's the great streets. Why? First of all, you only ever said Detroit Avenue makes you think it's the only block you've ever been. It's a lot going on. I don't know. That's it. Someone said about street road to go. How long is this fucking street? Says everything seems to happen. It's delicious. Now shout out to a story. I love to join. And it's not them. I'm just saying in general, we got to stop with the French toast. Just fucking do it normal. Just make normal French toast. That's all anybody really wants. Sick of this shit. That the data centers. It's all jammed up. Still don't know what they are. You know, it's like a wakeman. I don't know. I got that. It's pretty good. I did. Hey, iPods. Oh, man. Pizza for breakfast. God love them. Also, too. I wanted to bring up. I was down to shore. My sister's family was down there as well. Oh, yeah. And I've always paked her pretty class. Not trashy, but you know, she's kind of neutral. Tough cookie. Yeah. I stay clear of her. Uh-huh. Yeah. You know, not on her. Yeah. She's always been nice to me. Very sweet to me. I just know. I even if people, even if those kind of people are nice to me, I know that they are more human and like have their shit way more together than I do. And they look not down on me. But, you know, I'm a moron in her eyes. You're a moron in a lot of people. I'm just, you know, think of where the fly looks at me. That's a lot of. That's what I got. It's the bit we're doing. It's never been to tell me it's the bit we're different. Hey, you know it. No, I know. Yeah. Okay. Guys, we're locked in. Sure. Give me with a fly. I just want to just ruin your mouth. I know. It's free. Flies in his joint. Mm-hmm. I got fucking Irish bar Like your mom here Daddy somebody changed the maris you know cherries in his joint. You got a point. You got poor hot water down the drain That's how you get rid of them. They're not in the drain. Yeah, they are That's not where the car coming from the trash without food in the trash. No, they trust me They they nest in the in the drain. I'm not saying they don't okay. They put their larvae down there That's what they do. It's how we did it back in the day poor hot water down a drain kill all the larvae larva larva larvae whatever Fucking doctor who get out of the way. What's the name? What the fuck a doctor who do anyway? See a time traveler? Yeah, that was a free I don't know when that hit But the second flip got into it. I was like I hate this a doctor I I don't know if it's a cartoon. What's with the phone booth? Is it British? Yeah? Oh, yeah Get out of here, dude. Fuck you You weren't out weird. So I don't know what it is crazy. There's multiple. Yeah multiple Was that the reboot that everybody got into so it's never stopped like they just add doc They just it's like James Bond like there's a new doctor who every few years doctor who gives you what is he do what Killing over his fly. What does he do? Not quite sure. He's a time-traveling like Is he a time-traveling count. I thought he was just causing trouble. I don't think I think don't they call him inspectors He's a time-traveling inspector. No, that's worse than a British guy from another time period No thanks. I barely like you now And then Fucking British guy from the 70s. Oh, man. Yeah, he lost him powers if they showers really Doctor who to work on his French toast case How do you come home? You know hot meal in a warm bed to some horse I don't like Mars Capone either and I'm barely hanging on with ricotta Hang on to the reality. I think a sharp cheddar by itself But my sister's whole family sleeps madly. Is it the trashy? They're a bunch of sleepy heads. I thought there was a raid on leaking the house Can't do that. Can you share in a house like it's fucking boat house row rolling up and fucking 11 o'clock madly Point where I'm like because I wake up with the baby man cold bacon and fucking I take him outside I go I let give you to the house weight, you know, I'm tough save some time. I'll take him for a walk the fucking I'll put about on a deck something He's fine. He's here rooster. I can't I came home if I can 10 30 to one day of two of them were still Get the fuck up the lunchtime. It's crazy. You bet to Mrs. H.O.P. Order Where are Russo's family? Oh, yeah, how crazy is that? Yeah, and I looked at my mom. I go Here's something wrong a whole family sleep in still top down Well, I'll pop a militant. I don't know what's going on the ones like seven. I go seven year old should be sleeping is late Make will see is there running around do so I used to do it I was always the fucking last one the bed in the first one up and and that is torture at a sleepover down down the shore It's called anxiety. Yeah, it is down the shore. I'd be up at like six Waiting for everybody to get up and the first two to be up would be my uncle Mike and my mom And they would have shagass to some diner at like 630 to rip heaters and have breakfast. I had to go sit there with them That sounds like what you do. That's your dream. What do you tell it? It was cool It was cool, but still it's just fucking man. I shouldn't have been in those conversations and around that That's a real calm the 638. Oh, yeah, we're not talking about dreaming and shit Fucking what scratch and sniff colors coming out now. They were talking fucking Gorbachev and fucking Newt Gingrich They're down that wall We're the only you only kid in the diner and fucking six a.m. Just truck drivers and hookers Sounds like a nice neighborhood your stay Shout out to the chatterbox notions. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah, that's too late though. You can't be sleeping in What a fuck sleeping in crazy, right? Hey sleep You sleep the moon last week when we add stuff to do you mean we'll fuck sleeping in that's true. I did Walk up in a panic. Yeah, we should have All right, listen all that's neither here nor there. We got a gosh darn family. It's down to business here family episodes to get to yummy All right, let's see here What's that what I got these bugs on me dude? Luke just requested a fly trap, you were the boys are jammed up I don't plan on we have to fill out a PO for him to get a look at the curtain fix though Shout out to D's fix in the car nice first thing he didn't he came in got on the ladder hooked that up very good I broke that by the way. No way really. Yeah I didn't even think of it of chords Yeah, trying to close it or open it open it What is this dickhead fucking keeps it pinched and the air condition is blowing against the curtain not to mention you keep it on Eko fuck that shit these kids are on their own. I want cold All to free on uh-huh fucking blast me out Fucking no your boys doing the weekend a blast you out That's a family show. I don't care what you doing your spare time between it up. Will you? Yes, thank you. Yes, I apologize All right, this one's from doctors. Suga my balls Long time homie never have one ran. How do you feel about a grown man licking an ice cream cone? Interesting hi, I can listen. I don't know if this is the 1990s Can enjoy a comb homophobia in me not homopup. You know, that was the considered Ah, yeah, and it's not my cup at 10. That's the wrong thought, but that's instilled in me. I can't go You can't get a cone in the summer when it's burning hot. It's fuck you dude. You got a lick. It goes everywhere Hey blast it out. What are you talking? I had one I had a cup not that long ago the balls Hey, do it the custom I like no, I had a fucking cone From a joint mm-hmm, and I had a lick around it. I look around a cone. Yeah a cup. It's not in everywhere I like half-mouthed ice cream don't get me wrong, but I like when it's in like the Ben and Jerry's tub Then I spoon it out. This was a little cup was falling everywhere. What the fuck are you gonna do? What are you supposed to do? Yeah, I don't I'm a weird guy. I don't do I'm not like walking and doing ice cream I'm not doing sweet treats like that. That's how you get got you're a walk dude You're a sit and duck. You're walking a chocolate in that wall over your face Comes comes up and clobber you young dog What do you mean? You know you are a see let him get me why I got a cone in my hand. I don't give a fuck what let him get me Come get it. Okay pull out the fucking Nina I don't you are I don't like this got a switch on it shit The fucking barrel on it pull out the heater Fuck that. I want to go with a cone in my hand. Okay. Well then keep out keep operating Like that. I will. Yeah. No, that's yeah, that's a What do you think that's trashy? No, I didn't what feminine. Yeah To lick an ice cream cone. To lick anything publicly. I would say he's Historical it's 2026 enjoy your I'm saying by the his I'm not saying don't go to big guy I scream. We got a nice cone right now lick the whole thing. Mm-hmm top to bottom and get ice cream Then see you walk into the store Listen, I'm not saying don't do it. I enjoy it. I'm just saying for whatever reason What was ever instilled in me that's tough for me to overcome Mm-hmm, and I'm saying that's wrong as the progressive movement has sure showed me all right all they You know a lot of people do now Is they get the cup and they get the cone on top and you kind of crush it up with your spoon Now where you have like a little bit of both you got an upside down cone which they usually do a friendlies for the kids They do the sugar cone upside down and they give you two Reese's pieces. Yeah, I think nothing melted Like something out of a nightmare Scary size are on it and they're bleeding. Oh Yeah, I don't know I never I even yeah, I just had a mind to ask put a whole bag of sour skittles at the airport You stink everybody was looking at me and there was a couple I didn't get and people kept walking and smooshing them into the carpet Why didn't you why couldn't you get them eyes? Yeah, you didn't get it at that point That's the air point. That's the FDA's problem or whoever FAA FDA FAA FAA FAA FDA to a food and drug administration Yeah, I listen you do you but I mean he's asking at the same. Yeah, he's got I guess he's got the same kind of feeling No good. There's something a little dainty about it. That's all I'm saying What you doing the privacy your home is up to you you never have to do it in your house because it's nice It's good temperature in the house. It's only when it's Fucking hottest shit outside what are you gonna learn to run all over your hands and you got sticky hands They only give you a little tiny fucking napkin. I mean what the fuck man. You got to lick it Are you doing cones of the crib? Sometimes patty likes a cone. She'll do a cone like an old school cone the sugar cone or whatever like no old school cone What's an old school? Okay, old school cone is the wafer cone wafer cone. That's an amount. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay That ball. Yeah sure cone. I was that's rich kid shit. We never got sure. I don't know the difference I know the wafer cone. Yeah, you know the difference a regular cone Hey, what the fuck what is this the middle east relax? Like the weight like the sheep the cheap cones cheap cones on a sugar cone sugar cone is the hard is the hard crunchy brown cone Wafer cone has like the bowl. Yeah, wafer. Yes, yeah, like the mr. Softie. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that's all we had growing up I don't know what a sugar cone the sugar cone it was the rough times when you were to eat one of those These flies are crazy. This is like the fly episode dude. The fuck these weren't here last week I came in and cleaned up you guys had trash everywhere. Oh, yeah, thanks so much for doing that man You're the best you're the best part you're the best part and I've ever seen in my life. Thank you Yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, not so bad yourself. Uh-huh. He come in. 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You got to be home check paid in the car Driving home by what nine forty sure At that point have to dinner drink. Yeah, just call it digest beef maybe 45 minutes I think it's a long time from check pay to cracking back into the scampy. Yeah Why not just finish it at the table or go I'm gonna wait till I get home we take it home I'm a big fan of eating at that night though before it gets refrigerated Big fan. Yeah, not yeah, well doc not a not a leftover guy, but I like that. I call right home. It seems insane I'm trying to close ass with that even have utensils Wow Nobody gives you fucking utensils. No take out different take out. I'll give you get take out you Take a shrimp. I did this. I fuck I was down a short. I got a I got a cheese steak and fries at the bag Pack it up roosters you pick it up at the back counter and you go up to the front you pay they bag them fries Or they put them in a plastic or styrofoam container. They're Classy. It's the carton like the Chinese carton. What's the Chinese carton the blood the brown the brown paper carton Don't just wait. Why you know what just stop with this you just said no right away I gave you the car they put them in a cart and you said no Chinese I think you bring the Chinese to do it for some reason Everywhere fucking tariffs are killing me. No like a fry cart like the fucking boat like the little fucking yeah, but the things the fries come in Oh, oh, oh, oh the with the red and white. Yeah, oh, okay, and a little wax paper over top Then a little wax paper bag they stuff it in that and then they give it to you like standing up though I respect it. Yeah, cuz they don't steam. I got yeah, that's the way that the pudges does them Uh-huh, they get home in a crispy fries and then you get up to the counter and they put on all of that in like brown Like good old market brown paper bags. They put that it if you get a soda they separate to soda in a plan and but very nice But I'm sitting there in line. I'm I'm crushing fries as I'm paying which felt Very fat. I felt like I was being judged, but why don't you pop done? You can't stop. No, mercy of those kind of fries That Jersey shore It's been there since the 80s got a lot of flavor in it some of its peanut oil or tallow or what they're using That's enough staying fucking soybean. I'll tell you I'm eating them on the walk-hunt. Just I'm just Rise walking fry. I asked tough. I am what I am dude. Sure The cheese shakes are huge. I'm co-reshing. Co-reshing them Multi-cheese multi-cheese day-quick and for your boy Running every day. I was but if first I'd get up and I'd run I'd only drank light beer at a couple IPA shout-out to a Kate man IPA Went out to dinner. I didn't know they had them. Oh Kate man IPA What do they think of next? Check it out Man, I have an IPA in the dogs. They'd be funny if you're right. I just and then I don't know about three weeks Yeah, you know miss it. Yeah, I don't miss it. Yeah, they stink. Okay, they hit me up. I don't miss the booze. Yeah, it's good. Yeah All right, let's see here. Yeah, the key on the ride home from the restaurant. That's I mean trash Yeah, that's trash, but yeah, you know do you but like you said they are the freshest This is a great name. This is from smarty Jones and for a percussette Hello Are you garbage if your family used the funeral as an excuse to party my uncle got all banged up at the lunch in open bar and Proceeded to play the cupid shuffle over the dining room's audio system When asked to stop his drunken response was she would have wanted it this way Damn, dude, that's a Think if that guy's in the family and acting like that. He's not that far away from the rest of your family Your that's how you're If they if somebody the Kennedy or somebody would be going that that's a huge jump But he if he went I could I can request I can get the ox cord here Also, who's given on the ox cord and then the cupid like that's in the world that's in the world a possibility Yeah While you know someone else they've there's a couple of answers are probably rolling their eyes, but some of the uncles are probably fucking Yeah, that's I mean music out of That should be a somber event, right? Yeah Very Yeah, I'm a big fan of no music no music at the restaurant. I'm using Sombra yeah, but you get it. Oh, at where at a funeral or just any restaurant you just like stuff somber and you're fucking a wacko dude in conversation with people all person I don't like a restaurant where it's all loud blasting at you can hear the I can hear the reals I'm playing on my foot also the worst conversationalist in private you think that's terrible I get around regular people and I'm charming what am I ya jerk off he playing Sean Paul when I'm trying to eat I don't even know who that is really Sean the ball yeah just give me the light and pass the door is really Jamaican but that a bug a little more to Shaggy's not Jamaican he is but I don't think he's not that Jamaican he ain't Jamaican be crazy I'm telling you he ain't he he's a buddy to the cook out though bring the beef pat you try to make it be petty you know I feel about them yes I said it yeah cool whatever you want with those things get served yeah any any music at a at a event like that's tough we did I told you we put in my stepdad's funeral we did shots at absolute and because that's what he drank and we played I got friends at low places like 15 times on repeat well I got it I can go out smoke a heater come back there's nothing like a heater after fucking two or three absolute warm absolute shots I'll tell you that you're in a suit with the collar on done you step outside the bucko telling crank one you going through menopause I got hot flash I'm burping on the side yeah absolute gross absolute comeback we I remember that was where we were trying to get six delivered because we were cranking them everybody's smoking trying to get six delivered can't get six so my wife drove to get a cigarette and I'm it did she came in like the fucking like a helicopter and fucking be rude to see but she came in over the ridge here she comes a hot drop you're later's going I was like you need to do this for the family you need it's what you want I wanted to go get me more lights and Danny smoked camel blues you can't see camel lights anymore you got to see camel blues smoked Danny's off the heaters whole family's off these shut up to him whole fan of the heater down a shore now no no whole family's awful zins big zinners yeah or whatever they're doing that you know kids like this it's cool guys are vaping out here the Lucy breakers Lucy breakers company man over here the fuck someone's gotta be they re up otherwise we're cut oh he's in I mean that for me I'm a Lucy breakers guy but I'm saying my brother because he's an idiot he does not Lucy break I think fucking sponsor in this week why am I doing it I pull out a heater right now I this one's from Tody fake garbage or genius sometimes I make a salami sandwich for the drive to the grocery store saves me from the impulse hunger buys shit they always say you should never go to the grocery store hungry they also don't I don't think they say it's a lot me in the car in the middle of August I used to love a salon I'd get salami for lunch whoa and high school in high school and that just a thin slice couple slices of salami and American cheese whoo I don't do you that breath must have been a rank like in right before June no dudes on the blast you out on that one oh man I had Harper back to that she would fuck you up that little D Jean mustard I had I had I had some salami like a Russian auto worker outside of outside a me go me go out of body place this be out of body I get those things on Instagram what are like what a what you know what a cab driver in the seventies eight that AI are they show it the president's would eat man it makes me hungry hey really chomp shot oh yeah it's like I'm being paid to talk not this week you're not you could watch a beheading video and be like you know that makes me hungry for yellow you have beat it in the background oh man nice homie spread anytime I see the desert I think I always get me go you know it gets me hungry when they when they translate everything when they do when they show for six years when they transported Alexander the great from wherever he got to back home they cut they they put them in honey to preserve them some reason that makes me hungry the thought of that or did you see footage of how old is he how he's into the great wait what he's all the shit yeah so what are you talking about came respect how they talk about it they do videos on it they coded it they put them in a in a big thing a honey that's it somebody in a big thing in the salad yeah I don't know I used to get hungry too when they were talking about the land of milk and honey it's how it's delicious where's that that somewhere in the least oh really I think so I was pussy go to the land of milk and honey they bought the world they're you out of the land of milk and honey I don't know something in the Bible or something like that the land of milk and honey wasn't in the Bible I think it was I think that's where you get the 72 virgins where the land of milk and honey it is pussy I don't know nice stuff it's from Exodus Exodus God promises to leave fantastic though God promises to leave the Israelites out of slavery in the Egypt to a rich fertile and spacious land called the land of milk and honey yes I ain't bad I don't know really I mean a tummy ache all that lactose and then that's the bees the fly it got flies in here imagine all that honey he's sticking well they used to do that in each in Egypt what they'd have a guy they'd pay a guy or whatever not beat him to fuck they put honey all over me so he's staying next to the king so he wouldn't get a you flies on them yeah I don't think it's somebody you need to do ladies fruit flies are coming up Kim it's talk about time baby time let's talk about a new way to do banking new banking for the new generation we're not talking about old ATM fees and banking fees and this and that do yourself a favor you want to be hip you don't want to be young get on time yes time comes in baby time is changing the way people bank they're not like 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she wrote long time $10 contributor to the church of garbage growing up did you have a piece of wood used as a secondary lock on a sliding door or window oh yeah or a broomstick down there same thing I thought was genius I still do yeah I moved into the house first thing I did was went to home I had two sliding doors first thing I went to the depot bought a long rod and slid them up yeah I don't it's like a fucking moot you feel safe feel safe I had you got the big lock on it the alarms on but I go I know physically yeah you're not you're going to smash the window and listen guys I got a window alarms going I got glazed breaking near glazed breaking alarms huh huh good to know okay Luke cancel my delivery of bricks in order to be a diamond cutter yeah I don't know why that feels now the baby plays with it all day long what you got to hide it from him the stick that bend and that's ever that's a sword that's a gun he don't know any he just knows it knocks things down take big tree fall hard all right let's see here this was from Fritz shout out to our boy Fritzie hey Fritzie which is trash you're wearing a knee brace on the outside of the jeans are wearing a walking boot this is a tough one the walking boot well documented garbage throwing the little the little walking boot caddy next to it the little neeler that's stay in stay home you don't need to go out to dinner that bed I do I do walking boots were like they're like newer in the within the past few decade like growing up Nobody was in a walking. That's all new shit. You were on crutches before yeah, and then like they started Real and that I think they're like very normal you see more walking boots than not at this point Mm-hmm. That's the last time you see someone on crutches Yeah, the knee brats you only see that every once in a while the knee brace on the outside of the jeans He's short death. Yeah, yeah, that feels like sports related to me Yeah, at least like didn't if you got like a medal like you go, ah, it's something Mm-hmm. That doesn't feel like walking but you got drunk and missed the last step. Yeah, yeah, crack your foot That's tough me the walking boot. I saw someone on the beach on a walking boot. Fuck that the fuck home. Yes Stay home. That's saying gets in there. Next year's your year. This wasn't your year. Yeah, dude. You sit it out Just that's it. I don't I'm back. Yeah, go on waivers It's tough man. Why don't I just get sand in there and stuff? It's I'm saying hot keep Bees pound Country edge yet All right, let's see here This one's from cold long time $10 homie never have one red is a garbage that you jarred queso dip cold This is a highly debated topic between me and the bird and our household. She thinks it's trashy. Hmm Well, I have my take on this being that I did it maybe 48 hours. Yeah, here's the deal But please there can be an argument made for when you buy the tostitos queso dip that you even heating it up would be Trying to be something you're not and it's not try to be fancy. I don't know about I'm a big fan of that cold But heat it up. It's nice, but that jar is really only a single-use jar as much as I know it's not But once that shit gets in the fridge for a couple of days. It's fucked. Yeah, so So but I don't think it's trashy to eat that cold I Really don't I don't see you can you get the directions like what's on What you know what what what the what did the good folks at toast? Let's go. It's what's happened with the pros I can tell you the direction You come home from the gas station that you bought it at all right. You put on cops And then you put it in a microwave so funny. It's so classy to me. It was so until like I didn't know I had some this weekend cold It's trashier the texture is try you need to heat the open up those open up those flavors It changes the can say. It's got a real coagulated consistency cold cheese No, we these not glue Um, it's a horse. I don't know what I Just doesn't feel right. I'm not saying it's bad. I like it. I do think that it has Added value certain things cold, but that is a warm Melted cheese is warm. They've just found out how to keep it relatively melted cold. Mm-hmm. What do you got? T tocio cheese dip pop the jar open scoop it up with your favorite tortilla chips or warm it up in the microwaves in a microwave Safe bowl for 30 seconds. You can eat it cold straight from the jar But heating it up makes the cheese smooth and creamy for dipping. I'll give you that and let me taste something You go smooth and creamy as is the key there you go two three seconds over that fucking recommend to 30 seconds You got a fucking meltdown on your hands. Yeah, it's bad being pulling an elephant foot out of the microwave Brutal yeah, I also it was also I guess you put the you can't put the jar in the microwave Yeah, you can not with the lid. You shouldn't that's that I'll get out of here with that you just can't put metal in there take the lid off You put that jar in here, but that's also even makes you feel I get the year it's what it's also just a thing like To me like how comfortable people are with certain things in the microwave Yes, like how that's so trashy like I wouldn't be cool with that But then some people are so cool with that and like some people will like maybe leave a fork in there for a set Yeah, you got 30 seconds. Yeah, you're right. That's not true. I'm right. I'm just saying whatever parts right away You should not microwave the store about K. So directly in the glass jar. No shit. Yeah, too that correct It's like a fucking sticky bomb And I'll fuck the neighbors house up that thing It's like a daisy cutter Fuckin moab I'll never forget I guess it was the war and I wrap or whatever So I've get this day when they started pulling out that new shit dude that daisy cutter. They didn't fucking they did it They did a they did a date line on that day 30 for 30 on that day They were like it'll suck your ass. Oh clear out of your eyes. It's from 50 miles away I remember when Danny's damn motherfuckers don't stand a chance up then Or say that my stuff that's like turn the whole place into a fork a lot like god damn guy I think the daisy cutters you're fucking wrecking bowl Yeah, that's That this new thing called the arm of God see that or the hammer of God think if you see you don't want to talk about it That's why I haven't heard Yeah, they're just huge rods that they have in space that they just drop down in space. Yeah, they just press a button and they fall out No, yeah, no, yeah, I don't think you know, we're talking They take them up there and then they sit up there like a like a little holster and then when they want to use them And it's all kinetic energy or it's a different thing. What is hammer of God's it's a poor portable electronic warfare system So it's just like it'll signal jam from space. It seems like sick. What's the other thing? I what would you say I'm a hammer of God something They drop rods from space Type that just a bunch of dudes name rod. Oh Rods from God. Rods from God is a theoretical I think you got it with a rod from God Rod from rod All right, quit screwing around God damn it. I can program to do here All right, let's see here and we're back This one's from tutti still owes me money for the electrical work for the new would do there's bugs on my computer screen This is crazy. Oh, you got him Long time never have one red are you garbage if you show up to a b. Y.O. B. Restaurant Myself tans run it I get the unicef couple yeah, this is Christ I failed him, but I'm trying to concentrate on the ones on my screen This place stings I was like the moon landing Holy shit about a rod He probably know what the hell that was holy shit the veins are popping out man That thing's getting And we're back Sure cut that sure take it take a bite out of that Shark chopped that out of the out of the timeline This is crazy I feel like I'm in my backyard with the pool again Back at summer camp and the Vogue juice have to fucking bomb this place That time of year such a poultry fries if I've been flies from being on as a poultry fries All right, let's see this one some toddy still owes me money for the electrical work on the new with dish okay long time never have one red Are you garbage if you show up to the b. Y.O. B. Restaurant with a bottle of wine still on the brown paper bag that they gave it to you at the liquor store And no not at all not at all no Not at all I don't take it out to look like a gentleman So yeah, so if I'm just saying and what you're saying is that if you look like a gentleman with a knot in there that then has to be On a scale of gentleman to trashy it leans. I'd say it's an 8 and a 10 you don't mean or one of those because what huh it's close It's not that big of a deal. It's not rolled up like you're a fucking hobo with a train track I know but those brown paper bags. They're not bad at the liquor stores. They're nice. They have they almost look like bagettes Yes, but if you hold it like this, but the problem I think the problem is you'll hold it by the thing It get that bag doesn't last that long and it comes in looking like you got a fucking quarter O. O.E. in there Yeah, I like the nice thin liquor store bags with the little stripes on them. What's that you never see that? They're nice little bags. They're like little plastic bags, but they're thin. Oh, they give them to you for free Yeah, you give me for free if you buy some liquor You're buying some fucking product Hey, look at your beer. Yeah, nice. They're nice. They're like single single slates Slats. So sweet. I don't remember about. Yeah, he's just keep saying it's not some gods um Yeah, I don't I don't have much experience with BYUB. They were big and Philly, but I never Would go I remember I went one time with Pat He's been Brother, oh man, I was, I think I was fifth. We owned it. Not just hit me. That's a tough look. I was probably dating a Dean, but she was in Germany. Sure. And we were day drinking and I brought a six pack of beers, which I feel is okay. Mm-hmm, right? Yeah. No, right? Did it fucking Airbnb? What's called? B-A-O-B? Uh-huh. Yeah, I suppose we bring beers. That's a cool one down. Did you give them to the guy? I think we put them in a, like, a, like, a wine bucket. That's not bad. We had a cooler one time. First of all, we went to that taste. They're from the boot at a suburban spot. Like, you can do it a cool. Like, it was at the nice cooler, like, the, the B-Watt. Now it was like a, like, a blue cool. Yeah. It was, it wheels. Yeah. We rolled it in. Huh. See if you can get, uh, like, B-Y-O-B etiquette. So I, I don't, our B-Y-B-O-B is everywhere. I know we've talked about this before. Now I don't think they're everywhere. They're places you can bring your own bot. I was always, it states, it states in cities that have strict, um, um, uh, liquor license laws. It kind of changed it with COVID. Like, I think that kind of swapped a lot of things. That makes it easy. Even in the city, there were a couple spots doing B-Y-O-B. Yeah. Yeah. Because New York's not really a B-Y-O-B now, but I went one time to the place next to four street. I have a fly in my hair. It's just killing me. Maybe a spider. The place on four street next to New York comedy club. A little about that. It's a, it's the tiny little spot, little Italian spot. Well, yeah. It's a, it has like five tables. Me and they Dean went there and I sat down and it's like, I'll do a fucking, you know, what an IPA or something. Cause I also just recently started drinking wine. And by start drinking wine, meaning I'll drink wine. You know, but I, I would go anywhere. I'd always order beers. Who beers an Italian food? Yeah, it's all I know. Talk about a heartburn. Well, I never saw my dad drink wine. He didn't die. Not until much later in life. I don't, I've never seen my dad drink a glass of wine. So wine to me was for ladies. Yeah, I'm a singer and Italian men. Odd relationships with their mothers. Tracking out of a juice glass. Um, some homemade hooch. No men in my life drank wine. My stepdad later started drinking white Zinfandel. That was later though. I think that was the. Sure. I don't know what that is. I'll forget the reason. Um, but I think he would, yes, so I didn't. There was no, and then like my brother would be like, yeah, do a bottle of red. I wouldn't be like, who the fuck is this guy? You know, like as I'd be 20, he's 25. And he'd be like, yeah, we'll do a bottle of so and so. And I want to be like, I don't know bad about it. It's a date. Yeah, he's trying to fuck me, dude. Yeah, even I like, they would go like when clubbing was cool, they would go. I would just, I would get beers. Sure. Like, let me get a six, they bring like a six pack of course later, whatever. That's it. I would just wait for the pussy to roll in. What's up? My brother drinks wine. You believe that shit? Not me. He got cores light aluminum bottles. The worst. That was a lot. Sorry. I felt it on my teeth. It makes my blood run cold. That rim. A couple, doos and don'ts of the BYOB at a restaurant. Don't duplicate, they say so never bring a brand or label that's already on the menu, but that's kind of why would they have point? Yeah, they say match the venue. So bring a nice bottle. If it's a nicer spot, cheaper box drinks just fine to a lower class establishment. Now we're talking. Bring enough to share. What's that mean with the tables next to me? Fucking zero. Of course, like, no, for the table, don't bring a single beer. Yeah, duh. What the fuck is going to drink one beer in there? What am I going to get dickhead? Huh? Why are you going out to dinner if you're only going to drink one beer? Let's just say let the staff handle it. But I've been to a couple and I've got them counted. Here's six in there. Maybe seven. Eight. Can you put these in the safe? I don't want anybody stealing my pounders. I got a handcuffed. It's really a malt liquor right there. You know. God. Okay. Yeah, I don't. I don't fuck with them really at all. I don't know. It's just so not my and I don't know how to pick out wine. I do the few times I do, I do, I do like a 15, 14, 99 bottle live in there. I'm not buying wine for anybody ever. I'll buy it to have some, you know, here's a bottle of red. Yeah, that's good. 15, 12 bucks for him. I like those. What's the one with the kangaroo? Yellowtail. Yellowtail. You do. I do those magnums. I do. Yeah, the magnum. What's red or white? Red, blue, blue, blue, red, the blue red. What is it? I'm a lot. It's a blend for Merlot. It's fucking swill. It's a cab or something. I got a fish. Damn. I would. Yeah. When the pandemic started, I was doing a magnum bottle of night. Nice. It's good for you. Six years ago, you still hold on to it? I ran over to, you know, they got the big bold red. No, the sweet red rue, the jammy red rue or the Sharaz. Sharaz. Sharaz, my parents have been drinking a bottle of that. Jason Sharaz. You're drinking the Cabernet, Cabernet Merlot. That's a tough look right there. Whatever that is. What's the, that's the blue label one. Okay. What's the purple Cabernet punch? I think it's really purple, but I said blue to somewhere. That's the Sharaz Cabernet. I'm a bitch. Goddamn. Man. I didn't think my dad stopped talking to me. There you go. That's funny, you shit. Well, that's why I don't, that's why I do course lights or garage beers. It's why do great American beers. That's why I do that. What I'm out and about. Okay. This one's from Stink Pot, McRouwen. Hello. $10 homie here. Never had one red. Is it garbage to pump the football after it was thrown you? I know exactly what you're talking about. It's such a dickhead move, but if fucking you, you have to do it. Hey, everybody did that move. It's a garbage to pump the football after it's thrown you. Goddamn it. I always hated the kid that would just fucking put it in. It's such a fucking show off dickhead move. Nobody ever kicked it, right? He said it always went flying in some crazy direction or over a fence. And it would mess up the flow of a good. I fucking put my cousin Aiden and Michael, man, I was able to king it at shit. They're like 20 years younger than me or no, they're, they're, in fact, they're in college. Roughly. So they're 30 years. And when they were, like, nothing, they're like, you're also in college. They would always do that shit when they were kids, because they couldn't throw it back for it. Yeah, so they go to kick it, you know, I'm fucking right in the street. Fucking brutal. That's fucking shout out to the boys. I love you. Oh, fuck that. Chibi nuts. That's fucking great. That's so funny, dude. That's the perfect way to see the pun in empty. Always hated the kid that would just fucking put it. Oh, man, that's a fucking scorcher. Who did that? His name. Sting Pot, McRuin. Dude, my head hurts from that. That's so good. I can picture myself doing it in this kid's axe back y'all, I think. You're fat ass. Fucking whiffin on it. Some fucking deflated ball. God, fuck. I heard some guys. On the beach and this kid was having probably 12. He was old enough to throw a football and he was dick. Other kid was making fun of him. And he's like, oh, my bad, dude. I'm not used to throwing a phone football. And I was like, I'd test a birdie. Yes. Hey, Vince Bipali zip it. You're used to handling a small dick, though, aren't you? He was one of those 12 year olds that had glasses and a mustache and you know something right here did you know the hormones are fucking zigzagging Definitely had a fucking soldering rod in his basement I don't know weird computer shit No, that's why he's got the mustache and the glasses because he ended up shit. He's soldering stuff down here in the basement It's like a kid with a glue gun never trust him But it's all politics They don't want to rod from God All right, we got to wrap it up gang gang. 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