Bovines and Ungulates | Son of a Boy Dad #435

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And if you have a specific flavor you like just like up Ron and I do, they now make single flavor packs. Go to highnoonspirates.com. Let's start the show. All righty, welcome back to the son of a boy that podcast today. It is September 9th. It's 12 30 p.m. And we are here live from HQ three. Hello. How are we doing? Fellows. Good. Very good. Yes. Unbelievable. Really? Fantastic. Why? You're wearing your workout clothes today. My workout clothes. This is your like training fit. No, it isn't. This is my game day fit. No, that's like gray sweats. What are you talking about? This is just a regular Patriots crew neck and shorts. Well, your blue fit is your formal fit. That's cool. No, no, no. That's like date night. No. I might have a job interview. Church. Yeah, church. I'm literally wearing all blue. Are you missing the gray part that really adorns a hint of gray. It's not a hint of gray. It's predominantly gray with a hint of blue. It's literally not predominantly gray. I bet you there's more gray on that sweatshirt than blue. There's not the interior. What's the back look like? Can you show us the back? Can you take it back? It's the same as the front. The gray ends right here. I think this is one of those like optical illusion things where there's a lot more gray. There is a lot of promise for sure. I promise you. The gray spinning backwards too. I could tell the longer I stare at it, it's actually reverse directions. I promise there's no there's no hidden gray. I'm doing. I'm doing an exercise right now where if I were to take away the blue, would I think that you were more dressed than if you took away the gray? I actually wouldn't hate if this was just an all gray. Yeah, but it isn't. It's all gray. All blue. You're really going to tell me that that is your, that's your sort of serious one. This is my casual game day attire. I mean, obviously I'm going to toss Jersey on. Yeah, you're going to change. Yeah, yeah. This is during the day. It's like what you wear out of the tunnel. The stadium. You got out of your Lamborghini and walking slow motion. Yeah. I got the Brady Jersey ready at home over the, or the Henderson, but Henderson is not playing tonight. You didn't, you didn't work out at all today. No, I got, I got my steps in. I got my 10K. Thank you, Ron. But I didn't wear this. This. Tell that was sweaty. I didn't, no, I didn't wear this. That thing is soaked. No, no, no. It was soaked and then it dried and you're like, well, no one's going to know. No, no, no, no. I can wear it. You're completely mistaken. That gray was black. It was dark. No, I wore a green shirt that I bought off of Instagram on my, on my exercise. Yeah. Yeah. What did it say? Nothing. Really? What's it made of? Is it like a sport fabric? No, it's not. Polyester. What's the blend? It's a, I would say it's probably 80% cotton if I had to guess. Not your typical workout attire, but it wasn't a typical morning. Well, so a typical about it. No jog. I just walked. Yeah. I love a polyester shirt. I want my shirts to be like white, a fucking Lego shirt. No, no. You're mistaken. You're thinking of a heavy cotton. I don't want anything. No, heavy cotton. You're thinking of a heavy cotton, but you're saying polyet. No one likes polyester. Polyester has tarnished the fashion industry. That's what people say. But then Avocromy and Fitch's stock is through the roof and their clothes are 100% recycled credit cards. He's right about that. He's got you there. I hate polyester. Polyester is like the fucking, that's like what fanatics uses. Everything is polyester. No, they use like that. They use like pre-own polyester. They wear spools. They wear spools. They wear spools. Polyester. I mean, it's literally everything you buy now is a Halloween costume. It's the same quality that you would get from Halloween party or it's a party or it's a party city or Abra Kadabra. Like that's like, I remember when I was like a very, very young child, I had like, I'm talking like toddler. I had a costume, a Patriots costume and it was just a cheap Patriots jersey. For a child. And that jersey now is higher quality than the jerseys that you buy from the NFL store. Like that is how far they have dropped. What about the ones that are authentic? No. It's still like quality. No. Dog shit. All the good jerseys are in baseball cards now. Yes. They just were all the ones that were actually trimmed into baseball cards. Yeah. And now it's just the most flammable material. No. Oh. We're to light a match in a room with a jersey from the NFL store. We're very close to the NFL having a friction fire at the bottom of a pile where they're trying to recover a fumble. Like a bunch of bodies all warm together and it's like going to combust at some point. You know what? If I was in the NFL, my move would be I would like, if I was like, you know, kind of getting into it with a guy, I would just rip the numbers off his jersey because you could just peel those off like a sticker if you wanted to. But they're sewn in by some lovely woman in China. No, you're mistaken. You're thinking of a good, you're thinking of the good jerseys. Like when was the time you authentic, the game, the game on field game worn jerseys those are stickers. No. Stickers. You're so full of shit. Yeah. I mean, am I wrong? You're just mad right now because you know you're wearing something that Rocky trained in. No. I mean, I wrote, look, I don't, I do agree. I could see Rocky training in something like this, but you did not train in this specific shirt. You look like a dad in a suburban neighborhood who leans into a car window after a job. And it's like, no, yeah, well, I think we're going to just get the kids out later today. And you got that little half move of sweat right below the chin. That's you. No, I do. Definitely. I do see that peeking in their grocery bags. Yeah. Stakes and being like, where's mine? I went to like a sports thrift store last week in East Village. What is it called? What it? It's like, there's one, there's a pre-owned soccer shop that's, soccer jersey shop that's on like Canal Street, let me see what it was called. I was doing a, like max, this comedian, Max Manikoff is doing like a, he like films these little sketches there for Instagram. And I was doing that at that store. That's kind of how to character did something. Yeah. Why are you doing anything? Anytime anyone else. You quit weed again to do something. I'll do it. Can you stop doing stuff? God damn it. But what is this bullshit? I forget what it was called, but they had your fucking agreeing to come with me on Saturdays just getting weird. I mean, I'm just, you know, stepping out slow down. Yeah. What are you doing? Summer's over. God. And grinding work. You're going to pull fucking muscle. You're grinding deals. Last thing I want is for you to overdo it and then retreat back into your shell. I'll go back in. I mean, I'm still. in. He was doing stand-up. He's doing all this. I've shown tonight, unfortunately, right when the game starts. But I mean, I'm going to miss 10 minutes. I'll be okay. Yeah, calling a bomb threat to the state. That's your only move. That is a bummer. So you went to the vintage store. Yeah. And they had like, they have like the actual old jerseys. Like there was a Tom Brady, like, not obviously it's like a one that you would buy from the NFL store. But I mean, the difference in the quote, like it's literally like it's, it's heavy as fun. You should be like parachute. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's like thick and it's like actually stitched together like a real word. Yeah. The jerseys now, I mean, it's actually a disgrace. It's a total disgrace. It's like, like, like, what, what, what year was it where they gave like one of the coaches, like a Gatorade bath and a shirt disintegrated. Oh, yeah, just just false. I mean, everything by fanatics. It's like, oh, I want to get a, let me get a Patriots t-shirt, a t-shirt, right? Just a simple, let's get a standard Patriots t-shirt. And then you go on the fanatics website and a fancy one. No, it's just like a t-shirt. It's got like a hood on the back for some reason. It's fucking laces on the front. It's like whatever happened to just a regular shirt. They don't make a regular shirt anymore. Now that you can only buy them on Instagram, you can only buy them on Instagram or on, like, D-pop. Good call on the Instagram. D-pop trope, bro. Francis hasn't had a synthetic touches in the, in the good 12 years. No, I, uh, 100% cotton man. Yeah. Or wool, wool's nice, summer wool, light wool. Awesome. Cashmere, what's that? Possum. Possum. I gave all my best possible to you too. I have mine. I'm right. I can't wait to bring out as soon as the leaves start to change. I'm gonna, you'll see me in possum. Yeah, I had to tell. Yeah, this is all, I have full possum. I have an entire, like, uh, storage bin of sweaters. Really? That have all just been sitting together and I can't wait to pop them open. Yeah. Let them breathe. How old are they? They're all just, I, from last year. Oh, just from last year. I didn't know if you'd been collecting them forever. Well, for a few years now, but I don't, I, I put them away for the summer. Yeah, that's not gonna wear sweaters in the summer. Now, that is like, uh, mature thing to do. Hmm. To put away your, your summer, your winter clothes. Is that just letting them recede to the pile pile? Yeah. I feel like where is that sweater from last year? And then you just got to start digging. You need to look at a cross section of your clothes, like, looking at sediment rock from the, like, mesozoic era. Yeah. But when you, I'll tell you what when you live, when you live in the pile life, rather than the storage life, finding the thing that you were looking for is a great feeling. You're like, I definitely didn't think I was going to find this. And then you find it. Yeah. And then you have a great day. They kind of tests your memory in a different way. Oh, yeah. Because you're like, Oh, okay. I know that this is like three quarters down the pile and in like quadrant B 16. Yeah. Especially if you're a multiple pile guy like me, because I got a closet pile. And then I got the living room pile. You have a pile in your closet. Yeah. On the floor floor to ceiling. You have a living room pile. The living room pile is a bit disgraceful. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah. It's tough because it's like everything is like nice and clean and set up. And then there's just a big old pile on the couch. Now, right, when you walk in, you tell me your living room looks like the entrance to a concentration camp Yeah, pretty much where they just like all the shoes and shit that were taken. It's actually it's like right when you walk in the door. Oh, it's old jewelry. Yeah, it's tough. I was picturing it like a like a dirt bike like park where they're just like ramps. So it is kind of like that. Yeah. That's fun. It's like one big ramp. That's insane. Have you been getting a lot of dirt bike videos on your Algo? Because my algorithms been almost strictly mountain biking lately. It's probably because the front facing part of your phone thinks that you're in the moment. I think we got to do a mountain biking week. That's outside my pay grade. What about city biking week? Now city bikes to the mountains. What if we bring the city bikes like to Jersey? I can't even imagine what the cost would be. Although I think they do have the same city bikes over there. Do they? I've seen the docks over in Jersey city. Oh, yeah. What's the most amount of miles you've ever seen? 36. Yeah, probably. I've never seen past 30 past the 30s on the battery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that battery or something. 30s. Do they? That must be what they cap out at. What's what's 30 miles from here? What's 36? Vermont? Yeah. Home. Where I grew up. City like to Maine. Yeah. Now we could definitely get somewhere with 30 miles. Yeah. 30 miles. Very good. Yeah. And then we could also we could hit a re we could hit a hit a charge up in Jersey. Oh, it's a 30 miles from the farthest city bike station. Backer get us to the west coast. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They should have that. It should. I mean, it would be nice if it was the same city bikes in every city. And then you could travel city to city by city bike. I have two big updates for you guys. Talk to me. The first is I last actually this morning, I managed to extract the splinter from my finger. Oh, very nice. And I did it with a kitchen knife. And you just how how do you do it? You just dug in. I took a shower to soften up the skin. And then I just manned up and cut my finger open. Yeah. You got it. I took a wider swath of it. I took a chunk. Francis the butcher. Yeah. I took it. So hopefully that heals because people were sending me advice. And one guy was like, you need to take a bath of Epsom salts. Then you need this tool off of Amazon. A lot of people like to talk about Epsom salts. And then you remove it. And then you need to like soak it with antibacterial stuff. And I was like, dude, I'm just going to cut this out with the knife I use for carrots. You know, you need to coax it out with the song of a gospel choir. It'll vibrate out. Come into the shell of a snail. To listen first. Yeah. So I got that out. And then the second thing is actually more of a question for you guys, which is this. What am I doing? Oh, it's an emotional question. What am I doing wrong? That Nikki smokes hasn't tried to fuck me. Oh, that is a good question. That's a great question. Well, have you been in front of him? How much have you been in front? I've been in front of him. I've been behind him. I've done. I've done everything I can. I know I'm his type because anything with a pulse is his type. But you work out. You take care of yourself. You work at bar stool. Like there's a lot of things pointing towards you. How far down the ladder? I mean, how close am I? Like because he's going to get to do it soon, right? That'll be all that's left. I don't know. I don't know. I really am not to up to date on it. Other than I saw his tweet of the fanos collecting all the infinity stories. Outside of that, I was really all I saw. Some people did not like that. I know that was hilarious. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's a lot of Iably funny. He has fucked his way to innocence. Oh, yeah. Somehow it got to a point where now the universe agrees it's no longer his fault. Yeah. I mean, he's definitely like doesn't seem like Dave or Big Cat are mad at him about it anymore, which is good for him. You know, I was saying it's like a mincey situation where now instead of how mincey just like bumbles his way and like messes up a lot, now he can just like kind of fuck his way into impunity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's reached, he's been given the green light. He's reached terminal velocity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's just falling towards the earth, one vagina at a time. It's tough because they're going to have to start hiring more people for him to fuck. It's like stakes for dogs. Yeah. Where it's like throw one at the house. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Keep on running so they don't fuck you. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like guys are putting them in front of them. They're challenging him. You know, like hire a very conservative Muslim woman. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're wearing a full knee cop for the Chicago office. The uncrackable. Yes. Yeah. He used to get a fresh pack of uncrackables and you can see if he could crack his way through them. Oh, man. Just. Yeah. I mean, I think we really got, I think he has to kind of push it to the limit and see like how far he can go, you know, where everyone's like, stop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like at the beginning of this too far of top gun maverick. You're going to die. Where they're like, no one's ever gone, gone mock 10. I feel like, you know, it just like wakes up in a diner and like, did he dies? Is there symbolism here? Or like he's just dragging a parachute into his bodies? Oh, Lord. Yeah. It is crazy. He's going to be out here next week, though, which is like, that's my chance. Well, it's also like Columbus finding the new world. Yeah, because he's like, wait, I didn't know there are savages out here. Yeah. I wasn't thinking he does have to get out, get out to this, this office and, you know, see what he can do to see what he can work. with. Well, I mean, he's been playing double A ball. Yeah. Come out to New York City. He's going to get to the office here. And he's going to be like, I pronounced this land, Miami. Put in the Miami soccer team pink flag into the center. Like, dude, we've actually been here for a long time. You can't just take all this. It's not Miami now. But they just say, everyone's like, we have to respect it. I feel like the consensus is like, yeah. It is. It brings a suitcase of cock rings and trade. It is funny. I like gimp masks. Have you ever seen one of these before? I mean, some people are just like that. You know, some people just live to be fucking. Then like the Tommy smokes of the office are like the disgruntled like native chiefs. Like not take our women. New York is a proud office. We're not going to take this lying down. I mean, it gives us all blankets, it's a fest with AIDS, a gonorrhea blanket. He's even at our wedding. He wants to break bread with Mickey smokes. Where does he go from there? What's his next step? I think you I mean, like saw, I mean, this is borderline, like soft core porn. Yeah, it's like this is he does fuck up. A bit of a soap opera. Yeah, I kind of like be like, who is he? Yeah. Like season five. Yeah. Who's he fucking next? You think his parents are like, what are you doing at bar stool? Just fucking mostly. Just fucking and then talking about fucking guys calls him. He's like, all right, in the month of August, you had seven fucks. Yeah, we're going to hope you get to 10 next month, right? Quota now. Clendos 10. So you got to work. You need you to do 10. Riggs 48 fucks last month. I wonder what like do you think that there's like older bar stool fans that are like like dudes who are like 48 year old men coming up to him be like, you're the fucking man dude. Oh, definitely. Absolutely. That's nice. I guess. Or them being like, can you get my my son like really wants to fuck? Do you think you get him a job at bar stool? Yeah, I would actually that that is actually a good route for him to take, you know, kind of being like a coach. But then it will, I asked him yesterday, I was like, do you think you have any competition? And he was like, no. What did he say? He said something about like you had to remind people like, who QB1? He was like, everyone's saying green Greg. I said, I had to remind everybody I was QB1. He went out and put up 400 yards, four touchdowns, two on the ground. I mean, he is very funny. Can't can't deny that. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to be out here this week. I'm excited for it. I can't wait to watch him work. It was very fun playing with him on a surviving bar stool. In the aftermath of surviving bar stool, I got a message from a reality TV show casting director. No way. Being like, I've never like, I'm like, enthralled by the game you played. It was awesome. And then I checked their bio on Instagram as what they cast for and it's level in the spectrum. Oh, no. Really? Yeah. That's crazy. So I'm going to be on next season. Yeah. Very good. A lot of potential for you. I couldn't believe it was the level in the spectrum producer. Yeah. That's pretty much. I was like, this is my break. I could see Nikki going on that show and somehow that's the one group that's not into it. Oh, I hate them. They're just somehow the one group that's immune to his spells. Way too out there for them. Through his charms. Oh, man, maybe. It's actually a great idea. It is. Just get him on. Love on the spectrum. See how he performs. Yeah. My lose is mind on that when none of the tricks work. None of his secret tricks. And then there's like another dude who's just like making spaghetti and chicken cutlets and the women think it's the most romantic move that's everything. Yeah. Yeah. It is funny seeing the dudes who are like, get like pissed off about this. Like Nikki. Nikki. Really? What the fuck? I should be fucking. Yeah. Oh, my. Be me. Do these girls have no standards? Why is it Nikki? It's like, who fucking cares? Like, how could you possibly like I I was trying to watch the yak when they were talking about it. But then we had a meeting for Bush with like MB like the content planning meeting. Oh, nice. You to me at the same time. Love to tell. It was funny because they were all talking about it too, which is funny. It is funny how like much people at the company are like in like in. I mean, like I was I was invested as well. But I didn't get to watch when they had Nikki and Anacon. And then I just was like, I had the comments up on my side monitor. And I just saw people being like, this is fucking bullshit that Nikki is all these girls like genuinely mad. That really comes from putting the women on a pedestal. Yeah. Yeah. It's in sales. It's in sales. Yeah. But it's just like, I, oh, fucking, I'll go into battle for her. Yeah. Yeah. Nikki doesn't put him on a pedestal. He puts them in a swing. On top of the pedestal is a Sibian bolted into his ceiling. Yeah, it's a crazy saga. But I'm happy for I feel like I bought very low on Nikki's smoke stock. He's going to be in town next weekend. And you know, you pray for the women of New York. Yeah. A second smoke to sit the city. I wonder, I wonder what he'll do. I wonder where he'll go. You say who he'll do? Sure. What do you mean you wonder what he'll do? Where's he going to go? Where's he go out in New York? Yeah. He'll go out, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure he'll, he'll, for instance, I actually would like to just see like, oh, you on assignment kind of just. I'd like to go out with him. Yeah. I'll do the tape. I'll do the tape thing. I'll do a ride along. Yeah. I'll do that. I'd like that. I mean, I'm sure he'll, I can wingman for him. Yeah. I don't know how well we would, I don't know how well we would do together. I think two nights where it's like a rich dad poor dad kind of thing or like, uh, at the best of times, it was the worst, you know, two cities where like go, go out and see a night with him. What that would be like and then show him a night, how a cotton wearing gentleman does it? Yes. I wonder if there are two girls who are friends in the entire city of New York, who one would be well suited for him and the other would be well suited for me. Is there a pair of girls that he and I could talk to simultaneously? I would assume so. That would be like, yes, perfect. Just what we wanted. I would assume a refined, highly neurotic guy and a Miami cocaine dealer. Whatever it is that he's doing. I don't know. I mean, I feel like I do think Nikki smokes kind of can, you know, blend in wherever like I feel like if you're going to go to a dive bar, he'll, he'll play the role of the dive bar. If you're going to go to a nice sit down restaurant, he'll, he'll wear nice, he'll wear his, his best fit. Right. If you're going to go to the box or wherever you like to go, I don't like that shit. Oh, I haven't been to those places in 12 years. Oh, I always just assumed that's where you went. Dude, I don't go out. That was your spot. I don't go out. The box bed at 10 30. I've been telling everyone that's like you go there like every night. When people come up to you and like, drags him to work for instance, the box is most likely. He's getting like someone's like shooting milk out of their asshole at him. As he's like, staple to the public floor of the box. I hate that place. I don't get it. I went, I went like 12 years ago literally. Yeah. It was the last time I was there. And it's this, I was just like, what? I always just imagined it like that Jake Jill and Hall movie with the spider. Gifted. What was that? I don't know. I don't know. Fucking terrible, terrible movie. Never saw that bad. I was, I might have been a little harsh in my two terribles. That was 10 seconds ago now. And then I immediately was, because it's just the ending is pretty dumb. So you like, so you like the box enemy. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. He plays himself. It looked good, but it wasn't. It's like, it's 6.8 out of 10. That's like exactly where I would, where I would, what I would rate. 74% of rotten tomatoes. I'm not watching that. That's not high enough to hold my attention. No, I would say like, maybe if you're on a plane, and you're looking for a movie to start, but probably not financially. Yeah. That's a good one. So what happens in the movie? That's similar to the box. Does he get, like, he goes to, like, you know, no, at the beginning of the movie, he's at like some freak sex club. And there's like, spiders crawling all over the stage and shit with like naked people. Is that sexy for someone? Is it spiders for somebody? I'm not trying to yuck anybody's yum. No, I mean, yeah, you never know. 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A new cherry on top. A hint of color. What do we have here? Is it some glass? Some thick-ass glass. So, Francis, I guess first, we were robbed of something, but I want to get you back into the kitchen. Oh, my God. You shouldn't have closed my eyes. That's another one. Another squishy. Another squishy. That's Fonzworth Bentley. A new squishy, but is this just a bag of squishies? Oh, I wouldn't do that. Definitely is. But next up, Sean, I actually have one for you. This one's called Uncle Ben. Oh, my God. That's the same one as Steve. Yeah, Uncle Ben is related to Steve. I'm not even going to negotiate with terrorists. They left a ransom note on our last one. This one is Uncle Ben. You're going to throw it on the table for now just for the. This one is for Mac. Oh, wow. That one's got a little bell, too. This one has a little bell. This is Vera. Which is in case it gets lost. Yeah, Vera, like Vera Wang. He put it right on the high level. And for Tyler, Chuck. Wow. This is incredible. This is Chuck. Hold on to Chuck. I just don't understand the texture of these. Why is this one covered in hair? Because the second they're exposed to the air, they like pluck it out of the air and like lightning. Yeah. They draw hair like a rumba. This one was like pre-covered in hair. Well, my kid, my like these came to my house yesterday and my wife opened them and like she was like, oh, they're for our kids. She passed. And she like gave them to the kids. I got home from work and I had to like go around the house and take them from us and I was like, no, this isn't for you. This is for my friends at work. These things are hilarious. And SaaS, of course, for you. A kiwi. Oh, wow. Very nice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Actually allergic, but I will bring it home with me and save it. Deeply vitamin deficient. SaaS. No, I do love kiwi. Let's get Uncle Ben on the table just for now. Yeah, just for sure. Just for sure. Yeah, just for sure. But I just want to have it like kind of like, I mean, those things are those things come in hot. It's like a missile. Yeah. So falls with Bentley, Uncle Ben, Vera and Chuck. Yeah, this is incredible. That's great. I love it. Wow. It's nice. Yeah. Just wanted to add a little bit. I mean, as a cat guy, those are unbelievable. It's a robust present. It wasn't Wednesday, for sure. Yeah. I wanted to blow all my cash. No, no, you got to eat that kiwi, bro. What are you doing with the kiwi? What you need to eat that kiwi, that's a gift. What is the word for kiwi juggling? What's the word? What's the word? I was going to ask for what the cat equivalent of canine is and it's feline. Feline came to me. Yeah. We have a very feline studio. Mickey smokes probably going crazy in here with all this pussy. God, he believes in it. One of those words that I love is fucking bovine. Oh, yeah. Cowlite, right? Bovine's nice. Let's bovine. You don't know shit about bovine. I don't. Yeah. Cowlite. Oh, over to do with cows. Bovine. Bovine. So what would fall in that category? Your grass, much in this. A group of cows. A group of just cows. Yeah. You could probably move in a bovine way too. It could be descriptive like that, right? I don't know. What about Francis? You're going to know this, but Sass. What about the word equine? What does that say? What does that tell you? Frogs. It's Francis telling horses. It's horses. It looks like bovine applies to more than just cows. It's large. Is it all ungulates? Large clove and hoved mammals, like domestic cattle, bison, buffalo, and certain antelopes. I wouldn't have thought antelopes were part of that. No, Tyler, do me a favor. Can you look up if all ungulates are bovine? Should be that solid. Is each ungulate bovine? No, not all ungulates are bovines. Wow. Wow. Well, all bovines are ungulates. It's not all ungulates are bovines. Did you guys see that, dude, from anthropic, like tweeting about, you put out the bad signal there. That we're all going to die pretty much. I can't wait to see what he's selling. I don't really get the AI killing us part, though. Like, how does that, how is that going to go down? You're going to ask, is our all ungulates bovine? Ungulates bovine. And then it's going to just shoot you in the face. Like where are we going to, how are we going to die? Let me check my gun. I mean, they're saying that it's going to be in the next fucking four years. They said less than 10 years. He said within this decade. That's like, we're coming up on three years. Yeah. Yeah, the year's almost out. Yeah. We're going to be able to see Drake made, you know, see everything he's gone in the back nine. I mean, I think Tyree's maxi's on the five years. So we're going to have to pay out maxi's fifth year, or like, does that count? Is it going to be something where we all die at the same time, or is it going to be like all the sudden, you know, one dude dies, and you're like, how did he die a claw to kill him? I think maybe you'll be able to like, are they saying like, you'll just be able to like hack into like, I don't know, like nuclear defense system. I said the guy said in this thing that I will be able to obtain resources, which how? What like, hey, brick, I have to assume like, I'm imagining like, it's going to like, they're going to release some sort of gas and we're all going to just die or shut down the grid or something. Yeah. I'm picture. But then if they shut down the grid, how does the eye work? Wow. Holy shit. Solar. True, true, there was a movie that was kind of similar to this that I think had child buffing it. Oh, I didn't know if you were thinking about. Eagle eye. Yeah. Yeah. That's why. Which one's that? It came out like the same time as disturbing. That's what I was thinking of was disturbing. Yeah. But the Serbia is just like rear window. Yeah, the Serbia is these, these at best. It's these. What did the eagle I say that there was going to be constant surveillance state that it was going to shoot out gas at us, it was going to fart us today. I think it was like, you know, an overarching machine that somehow became independent and they couldn't shut it down or whatever. I can't quite remember. I mean, it seems like that's what they're all saying is going to happen. I can't even see AI making a like unique flyer. No, that's why it's confusing. Like they talk about it, like it's got this crazy power, super intelligence. It's going to rewire itself to kill all of us. But then you ask like, how far away is the nearest McDonald's and it recommends one that's like 800 miles away, like it seems like it really struggles with just basic tasks. But then killing of humanity, it seems like that's like it just guaranteed. Yeah. I don't know enough. I don't know enough about it. This guy is trying to sound, he's obviously, I mean, he did a good job of selling fear. Yeah. I'm buying. You think he's a plant? He could be a plant. Hmm. Still lefty. Yeah. It could be a still lefty situation. Maybe they're because they're because they listed specifically and throw up, it can open AI. So maybe they're trying to get us all over to like grok and Gemini. Yeah. Grok wrote that. Yeah. It could be a grok situation. Did you see this tweet, Francis? No. Can you maybe pull it off Tyler? It's like a chain. It's been retweeted by even just the, yeah, it's been retweeted by every human being. This is the guy that quit. Yeah. Well, I heard about this. Yeah. I didn't see what he said. My mentality would be, dude, if you're that worried about it and you know the ins and outs, stay and control and kill it from the inside, just keep your tabs on it. I mean, he says that everyone that's working on it knows where this is heading, but they don't care because they all just want to win the AI race. Oh, boy. Because then they got people in the comments who are like, well, would you rather try to win? And it's like, win what? Yeah, this is the race to death. This is the same mentality that led to, you know, the Manhattan project is like we don't build the bond. Exactly. Yeah. It is. It's literally the same thing. Yeah. But like the only downside of losing it is like if everything's in a vacuum is that like. like just one of their companies will control it and it will be very, like they'll get all the money from it. - But it sounds like there's no controlling. Like that's the fear is that it's gonna be so intelligent that we cannot control it and that it'll control itself and think it's by itself. - Yeah, I wonder how we can like, what the, here's the tweet, but like what the pleasure systems for AI are gonna be that we can use to manipulate it. What's AI gonna get its rocks off from? So we can like, - Killing us. - Dangle it in front of it, but maybe so then maybe we like throw it a couple, like every now and again, like in some kind of seasonal ritual, we just kind of sacrifice some people, human sacrifice to AI. - I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pre-training research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below. Do not underestimate the power of this technology. These will soon be superhuman systems that can hack anything, revolutionize any field overnight and acquire real power and resources. We have all witnessed the progress in each of these domains and progress is not slowing. Wow. - Ooh. - Spooky. - Ooh. - Ooh. - Yeah, that's not great. That's not what you wanna hear, I guess. So if the AI takes over and then wipes out all human is just, is it AI just like talking to AI on Earth and then what inspires AI to stay alive at that point? - Well, I don't think it's not a person, so it doesn't need inspiration, it just goes. - So then what would be its inspiration to kill everybody? - That's what I don't understand, that's what I don't know. - Yeah. Well, I can't just make like super realistic fake nudes. - Yeah, exactly. - For all of them. (laughing) - With even like just like some light blemishes or like, you know, things that make it more realistic. Imperfections, slight imperfections. - I mean, I'm kinda getting the vibe that like none of us or in general, no one really understands what AI is and I think we all just think it's this like generative Photoshop or like a Google search alternative. When in reality it seems like there's some sort of deeper thing going on where it's gonna kill all of us. 'Cause that's like where I'm having a hard time getting. Like it seems like most people are just using it for like what you said, deep fake porn or like making Joe Biden say the N word or something and like I don't know how we get from that to just. - 'Cause something changed. It used to be like a lot of like Martin Luther King with a gold front grill like wrapping of the Nils Maiden feeding spaghetti. - Right. - Like that was like a golden age and then there's been some reprogramming where they're now like collecting nuts and bolts to make pipe bombs that they're gonna use to like fill out like the capitol or. (laughing) - I really don't know. 'Cause yeah, I remember like the first time I used it I wrote like make Dave Portnoy with a gun. 'Cause I thought it was gonna be like this is gonna be like a hilarious photo to have and that was like, that was the glory. Remember the photos of drugs running from the cops? - Yes. - Like those were the glory days and then slowly. - Slowly it's like trying to redirect our nuclear missile silos at themselves or something like that but they can't tell you where the McDonald's is so it's just gonna like hit the wrong spot. - Yeah. - Maybe that's the concern that like there will just be some, it's like creating some future huge accident. - Yeah. - He says this is not a marketing stunt if anything many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in the press to sound sensible. You think you wrote this with AI? (laughing) - Well. - How's caret of you friends? - Best of luck. - You know. - You don't seem that scared. - No, I just choose not to participate. - He's an ignorance is blessed guy. - I am. - Yeah. - Well, I also think that you could probably push him to shove, you could split some wood. - Yeah. You got any more of those sweatshirts? - I could find a couple. - I think if push came to shove, Francis would be able to build a tree house or fucking hunt travelers. - Go back to my roots. - Doesn't seem like that's gonna matter though. - Why? - 'Cause the flock cameras are just gonna flag you and the woods cutting down some trees and then there's gonna be a missile up your ass in 30 seconds. - There's a lot of deep, deep forest. - Oh yeah. - I don't think people are gonna be stringing faw cameras up in. - That's what we know. - What are you thinking? What are you thinking in Northern Canada? - Yeah, in the Northwest Territories. - I like that. - You know? - Yosemite. - Well, no, not Yosemite. - It gets deep. 90% of it's never been touched by humans. - Is that right? - Yeah. - Wow. - Well, like what is that? But like if say that humans get wiped out 'cause like 98% of humans get wiped out by AI. - There's no like lasting vestige of AI. So like humans would just have to repopulate. Like the hot, the hot enterprising. - They gotta give us an example. - Right. - They gotta give us some sort of scenario where it kills all of us. 'Cause right now I'm having a hard time believing that we're all gonna die in three years. Within the next three years, everyone's gonna be dead. - 'Cause like what did AJ Brown sign for? Did he get a new contract? - Yeah, I think. - It was at least. - Did he? Was it three years or four years? At least let them see through AJ Brown. - I think we're not even gonna be able to see his glory days. - Yeah. 'Cause that one was fun. - Four years. I mean he's fucked. - Oh. - Oh, 2029. Okay, so he could, that's actually perfect. - If I'm him, I'm going, I want that fourth year paid now. - Today. - Walking into craft software with the tweet. - You see the tweet? Pay up. - But it is nice like for someone like Francis who just isn't on Twitter and didn't read that today. Like you don't have to live with that fear of the fear that 100,000 plus people retweeting it got to be like, you guys need to see what this guy's fucking saying. - There's plenty to make me afraid in my own life. - Like what? - Well actually I kind of want you guys opinion on this. - Can you guys weigh in on this for me? - I'd love to. - Depends on what it is. - Can you figure it and Chuck have a say? - Yeah, they can all be part of it. Okay, so you know how Ron, you always saw me that I need to date famous people. - Yeah. - High or girl. Doesn't matter, just getting the circle. - In 2018, I DMed a famous person. - Really? - And I wrote, hi, blank. - Was it an Olympian? - I can't indicate who it is. I assume you'll be in New York for this thing. - Feelin' fix. - Want to have dinner at 11 Madison Park? It's really good food. That's what I wrote. So that was funny 'cause it was the number one restaurant in the world at the time. So I was just being completely insane. And like being like, have you heard of this little spot? - Yeah. - Let's have a little bite there. - Damn good food. - It's like a four hour tasting menu. - Is this an actress? - I'm not gonna give any. - Do you just gotta say the industry? - I won't. - Please do. (laughing) - I would prefer if you did. - I can't. - Why? - It would tell you who it is. - No, wait, could this be one person in industry? It's gotta be a one person. - It ain't have us for the vice presidency. (laughing) - So listen, this is important. - I was in 2018. - I'm not gonna be in the city for the UN this week. (laughing) - That was 2018, okay. So then the person read my DM. - Okay, that's a good thing. - They opened it and read it. I saw that it had been seen. Then I got married and was out of the game for a long time. Then I got divorced and became single. And then in 2024, so six years later, I DMed the person again and I went looking back. I don't love that effort from me. - Ooh. - But you learned a lot in six years. Point being, how about a date now next time you're in New York? She read every one of those messages and still didn't respond. So then I sent a gift of a child running into a brick wall. - Oh. - I thought it would be funny. - Yeah. - And she saw that, read that, didn't respond to that. - Insatiable. - Then we matched on a dating app. Oh. So I'm like, what is going on here? I could see that she had liked me. I liked her back and I wrote on the dating app. I wrote about time. I had stopped knocking on the door. The house felt abandoned and she read that, didn't respond. And then I wrote a couple of days later, I wrote, I see there is still work to be done, dot, dot, dot. She read that. - Do you think she doesn't know you're the same person? - No, she definitely does. And then she finally responded today and she goes, hello, exclamation point. No need to knock anymore. - Whoa. - Now. That's Ruth. - Hold on a second. - Does that mean you're in the house? - This is what I'm wondering. I'm not sure how to interpret that. Does that mean fuck off, stop talking to me? Or does it mean-- - The doors are open. - Here I am. - Now we can talk. - I think that means like there might be like a restraining order. - That's kind of how I take it. I don't think it's good. - It was in the front yard, please don't even attempt to knock again. - I don't entirely understand why she kept reading the DMs and then matched with me on a date. - Oh, I think it's the opposite. I think that she's saying, hey, you don't have to keep on knocking. You're in now, because why would she say hello? Or can't she unmatched from you on the dating site? - And in theory, yeah. - Right, so why wouldn't she unmatched from you? She didn't want to talk to you. - I don't understand. - I'm so baffled by this and it's why I've been so preoccupied. I can't entirely ascertain what's going on here. - Hello, I'm finished running for president. Things didn't go my way. I'll date you now. - Is it AOC? - No, that would be cool. - Yeah, maybe that's the knock and she's talking about, 'cause isn't she trying to get knocked up right now? - Hey Dave, I'm thinking about my next contract and I just want to let you know, by the way, I'm also dating someone you hate with a fire of a thousand sons. - Well, I think that that would be good for everyone. Like Dave couldn't keep on being mad at her. Maybe she would start to really like Dave. - Yeah. - Oh, I could bring them together. - Yeah, that would be good. That would be huge for the company. - Do it for the company, if not yourself. - Is it Sophie Cunningham? - No, no, no. - Sophie Cunningham was in his 11th, 2018. - I can't indicate on this one. I really can't. - I've got Kate up to her something. - No, that's why I'm having a hard time. 2018 to now. - You're not going to be able to guess. - Eight years. - And it's a one woman field. So if you've found out the field, it's like Lolo Jones or something. - Yeah. - Like a or like field where you only know one woman in them. - You think of any actresses? - Cindy Swini. - No, she's in 2018. - Stop, stop this. I'm not, you're not going to get this out of me. - Yes, Cindy Swini in 2018. - The point is not the person, it is the scenario and the interpretation. You think it's bad, he thinks it's inviting or encouraging, rather. What do you guys think? How do you read that? All three of you think I'm in? - Nice. - Yeah, they're just saying that 'cause that's what you want to hear. - No, it's, you could say no. - Hit up, ask Nikki Smokes, bro. - I think you're out. - Right, what if you abandon it now after fucking eight years of, just at least get some clarity? - That's so fucking bad. - Send her some champagne. - I don't entirely understand it, but I also don't like begrudge her, the game, whatever game is being played. - If you'd send back the gif of Walter White saying, "I'm the one who knocks." (laughing) - I am the painter. - Who do you think you're talking to? - Yeah, send Walter White bursting through the brick wall that the little kid was running into? (laughing) - Well, like the cool-aid man, bursting through a brick wall. (laughing) - I don't show up for work tomorrow. A company, the size that could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Or just like an audio. - You think I am the date? You think you're in danger? I am the date. - Send her an audio message of you breathing. And then just go, "I'm in the fucking house." (laughing) "I'm in your fucking house." (laughing) - Guess what, whom I'm in? (laughing) - But who? (laughing) - Send her a photo of the back of her head. (laughing) - Of her sleeping? - I'm done knocking on the door. (laughing) - I didn't knock 'cause I figured you were asleep. - I didn't wanna wake you up. (laughing) - I just let myself in. (laughing) - Oh man, that would be great. - Dude, how about our bro Peter Schreger saying that he-- - I know, it's crazy, the fan. - Yeah, that he based his new show, but he's just trying to do high noon and cap it. - Yeah, I mean, I'll sell him the rights to the show. If he wants it. - You're gonna sell it? You're gonna cut out me in Francis? (laughing) - I'm cutting you guys out. - A wick? - If Schreger is just here on the couch. (laughing) - It's just me, Schreger. (laughing) - I'm pretty embarrassed to say that I don't know who, I don't know him. - Oh, come on. - I mean, 'cause I know he's huge. I'm saying like I can't. - He's like the face. - Picture him. It was he on Sports Center? - He was on the NFL, he was on the NFL Network show for a long time. - Oh, okay, I get it. - Fuck, I must know this guy. - He was on Good Morning Football and then ESPN hired him and he was like, now this year he has his own show. - Looks like he was just on PMT as well. I mean, me not knowing him is a complete joke. It's really an embarrassingly emasculating admission. - You're just not watching the NFL Network show. - That's my point, he's like a big fucking deal. He's huge. - Shraggs, our bro Schreger. - I love that he's a fan of our show and he's like so open about it. That's cool. - Yeah, twice. - He said something twice in the last week. - Yeah, he's not afraid to be seen with us. - No, no. - He's linking flags with us. (laughing) - Maybe we should get like, see if we could get on his NFL countdown show. - That would be sick. - It's just like us and Randy Moss. - Yeah, that would be so sick. (laughing) - That would be unreal. - Francis talking to Randy Moss. - Rando, where's a good place to eat in Minnesota? - There it is. - Did Jay Will actually go to high school with Randy Moss? Was that real? - Yeah, I think I went to grade school too, yeah. - That's crazy. - That clip on the way in. That's insane. - His wide receiver was Randy Moss. - Yeah. (laughing) - Imagine how fun that would be to play with Randy Moss. - Yeah. - Had anything. - Had anything. - But especially before. - Do you think they both knew they were gonna go professional in sports? - Knowing about Randy Moss, like before he was even in high school or college, must have been like how Francis felt when he was DMing Sidney Sweeney in 2018. - I know. (laughing) - On his head of it. - Yeah, that's it. - Hitting it. - Oh yeah, he has a scorecard from Randy Moss's basketball. - Oh, that's pretty cool. - I should sell that. - I'm curious to know Nikki Smokes' interpretation of your predicament, Francis. - Well. - Maybe a dinner with Nikki Smokes. - Yeah, I mean, I want to go out with Nikki Smokes. - Do you see? - Do you see? - Why don't you bring that lady with you and Smokes and see if she has a famous friend for Smokes? (laughing) - You got a friend for my boy? - Yeah. We're eating out at 11 Madison Park. - Yeah, we'll be at 11 Madison. Great food. - It's just on eating out. - Her they have decent food. - That is a really funny line. - Not funny. - Obviously did you sling it in the DMs at that time when you were single? - Not that much. - I mean, it was a special occasion. - I was afraid then of anything I've ever said, like I've always been careful in my overtures that I've made via DM where I assume the person might - Show someone or make a go public. - Like yeah, show it or tweet it or whatever. And my thought is if this were to be put out, I would hope people would find it funny. - Yeah, yeah. - That's smart. Like guys would be like, look at this fucking idiot. - Yeah, yeah. - Not like, oh my God, he's embarrassing himself. Like I tried it be- - Yeah, you don't want to be like fucking Maroon 5. - Yeah. - What did he say? - What do you say? He's like, I'm obsessed with, you know, what did he say? - Yeah, holy fuck, your body is insane. - Something in something like that. - I mean, I'm sure I've definitely said some things, not of that order, but that are like, would embarrass me, but for the most part, my assumption is that like all whatever, this stuff will come to life. - Holy fuck, holy fucking fuck. (laughing) - That body of yours is absurd. (laughing) Huh. - Yeah. - That body of yours, yeah, like that getting out would not be good for the podcast. - I wonder if I have. - It's like that. - But he didn't know he was being perceived. - No, no, I mean, you kind of got to assume if you're that famous. - Yeah, but this was probably a notch before. - No, I think this was peak. - Was it? - A notch before. They've been, he's been famous for like 20 years. - But I'm just not, before he was famous, before everything came out ever. Like, this is when you could do stuff privately. - I think this was pretty recent. - Wait, who is this? Drake said that to sweetie and he sent the-- - Oh yeah, that's crazy. - He sent the snowflake, or what, she sent the snowflake. - Oh, he sent the snowflake? - Cuevo, okay. - It's cooler now. I mean, it's cooler if it's Cuevo, the rather than Drake. - What year are you in? (laughing) - You don't think Cuevo's cool? - I don't think he's cooler than Drake right now. I think Quavo definitely has like a more unique, like a a more authentic swag to him than Drake. - Yeah. - Exactly. See that auto answer from Francis. - I was trying to see if I can give another example of like-- - Some game. - What I did, what, like the type, oh my God. - I was handed in. - I wrote this one by the way, this is a girl that I, this is my white whale. - Yeah. - This girl. - Is it a Lampian? - No. But I love this girl. - Are there other people in her field or is she's alone in her field? - It's Sydney's wheelie, isn't it? - No, I think this girl's kind of influencer-y, I hate to say it. - Have you DMed Sydney's wheelie? - No. - Just asking. - That girl's way out of my league. - Just asking. - She's the most famous people on the planet, dude. - She's like doing a lot of ads now where it's just her breasts and then she just like puts stuff in front of them. I don't know if you guys have noticed that. - I have a new form of advertising. - I mean, it's probably super liminal. - It's just like, I've seen her with different, a lot of different objects in front of her- - In front of her nipple. - What's she selling? - Football's cake. - Oh, is that, that's the product that she'll just put the product in front? - I'm sure it was something for some sort of two staplers. - All right, what do you think of this? I wrote this to this girl. I go dinner or drinks next Tuesday, one time for the sake of our parents. - Oh, very interesting. - Tyler liked it. - You appealed to your ancestors? - That's Native American. - She did not open that. I don't think she saw it. I don't think we're ever gonna. - What did you mean one time for the sake of our parents? - I don't even know, Tyler. - Who is it? - Can you just tell us and we'll bleep it out? - What's the matter with you? - 'Cause I got a, there's nothing to riff on if I don't know who the person is. - Riff on the opening. - No, I gotta know. - I'm giving you a lot. - I'm opening up here. - No, I need to know who this is my art. - I'm reading my fucking pathetic rejected DMs. - Yeah, but it doesn't matter if they're not, if I need a face reading. - I need to picture the person reading. - It's a girl with a pulse. - What the fuck? Like that's what I need to-- - Just Nikki Smokes' type. - Yeah. - So what is the, right, I mean, I just have been out of the dating game for so long that I really don't have the intel of what to tell you. But I am surprised that you got, you're jumping right to the asking out on a date as opposed to any small talk beforehand. Like what's the point of me sending something fucking coy and like mysterious, you know? - You got right to it. - There was an Olympian at one point. - It was not wrong, I'm not crazy about that, right? You tried to DM an Olympian? - I did DM an Olympian. - Yeah, and she wrote back. And then like two weeks later, she was engaged. - Yeah. - But what she wrote, it wasn't, it wasn't. - Well, it wasn't like romance. - No. - It was just like romance. - I see, I'm a glacier boy. - Yeah. - I wrote, you're that, right. - Exactly. - So I see, I'm a glacier boy. What's happening then? - I'm watching you compete. - Love what you're doing to pool. - Yeah. - You have to mix my gene pool with your pool. It's a living sized. - That's a good life. So obviously, this is something that has, that I did do. - I did DM so feconning him, I did DM her. - No response. - Nothing. She's got millions of followers. - She said that no one reaches out to her though. - Or I'm just not her type at all. - Comedian, a successful chiseled comic. - I might not be tall enough. She's six one. I've got two inches on her. - I mean, how tall can you be? Like how tall can a person be? - There's seven feet tall. - There's some big people out there. Are you kidding? - She's looking for a seven foot man. - Probably, I would bet she wants to date a guy. I'm not trying to put words in her mouth. That is like at least six six. So that she can wear heels and. - True. - Still. - My guess is she likes milk though. - What would make you think that? - She's bovine. - Does she got milk? - You don't think she likes milk? - Does she do like a got milk thing? - No, no, I'm just saying. Don't you think they're kind of just based on who she is, like the things she likes milk? - I have no idea. I'm missing this too. - I'm missing it. - White guys. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, yeah, for sure. - Right? - Why would you say that? - That why do she like white guys? It's just kind of the vibe I get. - Well, I'm the whiteest there is. - That's what I'm saying. I think that that would speak to you. - Pure bread. - Hi, Sophie. I've never had mixed blood. (laughing) - Ever. - No where in my genealogical chart. Did there ever appear to be any crossbreeding of any kind here's my 23 and me results. - Yeah. - That's what you got to do. - Pure race all the way up. - Yeah. - Say like we'll survive the AI takeover. - Anyway, wanna try 11 Madison Park? (laughing) - Oh, Lord have mercy. - Folks, son of a boy dad is brought to you by Butcher Box. Healthy Eden gets a lot simpler when you've already got quality ingredients ready to go. Instead of overthinking dinner, you can focus on making something you'll actually enjoy eating. Butcher Box helps make the healthy choice, the easy choice. 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I wanted to get that off my chest. - Yeah, that was such a fun segment. - I was worried about it. - Anytime that you want to give us more of your personal life, I think that people are fascinated by how you move. I think that people would really enjoy that. - I think people are really gonna enjoy you and Nikki going out too. 'Cause I think that has to happen. I think you need like a little camera. - Well, aren't you guys going to something? It depends on when Nikki gets into town. 'Cause you guys are going to something. - Why is Nikki coming to New York? Is there something happening? - 'Cause he's never, he's never touched Terra firma. He's never been to the New York office. - He's never been on the island. - I can't be true. He's been here for like, what, three or four years? - I would bet he's been here. - I think he's coming to fuck though. - Oh. - Don't you think? - I have no clue. Was that why they're sending, like are they sending him here to fuck? - Yeah, it's to fuck. - Shake things up. - You need to do some content there. - You gotta inject some life into the New York office. - It's like when they would like send CT back onto the road rules, real world bus or something like that, just to like shake it up. It's like, oh fuck, it's a CT back. - I mean, that could be why they're sending him out here. I feel like that would be like the company's paying for that. - That's Nicky's mocks his music. - Like Caitlin Walker's booking a flight for Nicky's smokes to come fuck. - To go fuck. - Yeah. He's getting sent to, it's a business trip. Like, I can't go out tonight. I have a busy morning of fucking tomorrow. - Yeah. - I gotta get to the office to fuck. - Gotta stay hydrated. - You think he's got like a whole pre fuck day? - Yeah. - Like, I gotta work out in the morning. - What's your pre fuck day? - What was your welcome to the league fuck? (laughing) - The other thing I've gotten into, well, this is on topic, because I would do this with him. I got a new kind of a new obsession, you know, I don't find a new one. - And really? - I had a long period of chastity of being chased in avoiding material obsessions and things like that. And this, I've finally, I've relapsed. - Do tell. - Fragrances. - Oh, very, very fun. - Yeah, I've never been a big fragrance guy and now all of a sudden I have to have all of them. - Have you talked to Jerry? - Yeah, I sent him a video this morning of my row that I've now filled. - Did he suggest anything to you? For example, Paco Raban, one million, the way that he fucked his wife. - Wow, no, but that does sound good. - It's more of a win-tory sense, honestly. - Yeah, I mean, I went to a store and bought five. - Yeah. - What store? - Stellway. - How much are these running in so-ho? - Like what's the most expensive one? - There was one that was $340. - For fragrance? - But that's gonna last you years. - Yeah, well, especially now that I have five. - You know what else lasts years? - Of way more than five. - Dove spray deodorant. - Yeah. $200. I mean, I wear regular, you know, basic deodorant, but um, I like it a whole different class. I want a signature scent. And that's tricky when you have 14 different ones. Yeah. So you want people to smell you before they see you. Correct. That's Francis. I want to leave a room and have him bit them be like, Oh, he was here, but someone just missed him. Some of the brothers will mix too. I've heard about this layering. Yeah, layering. That's complicated. I don't, you layered the Louis Vuitton lemon seat with the Tom Ford wood. Is that a common known, uh, combination? That's just my recipe. Well, that sounds pretty nice. Do you actually? Yeah. Cause I could see you being a fragrance guy, but you smell great. I have some, some fragrance. He got no fragrance. Maybe it's worn off. You got nothing. I've never smelled a fragrance on you. That's insane. Oh, I smell so good today. I actually didn't smell fragrance on either of you. So I'm not. Because you can't smell anything, because it's a cloud of just grime. You're like pig pen. I have a great sense of smell. No, your nose blind. I really don't. If you have piles in your house, your nose blind. No, no, no, I don't. I don't want to sprays his pile. No, no, no, no, no. Every once in a while, he sprays. No, no, no, no. I do. I do want to say while we're on the topic of my apartment, there have not, there has not been a roach in my apartment. And since the time that we isolated about it, do you have ever seen how termites build on like, uh, and like the serengeti? No, but I'm this is all the piles are where the termites are. There's no roaches in the piles. I've checked. No, you're not checking. Get the fuck out here. We all know there's a fucking colony at the pile. I check all the time. I'm gonna put a GoPro on one of their roaches and see where it goes back to. You want to just march into your pile and just living under a pain. They're just regrouping. You know that, right? I can see you walking into your apartment and being like, it's quiet in here. Too quiet. I do worry that there is like a, like some sort of like regrouping going on. Yeah. It's going to be a big release one morning. But for now, they're going to carry you out of your home. I am going to be gulliver's travels. The locks. Yeah. I'm a big worry. I am to his bed with floss. Because when I did the initial hunt and spray and gel baits and all that, and then we got all those DMs and people being like, these are the Germans. They don't go, you need actual exterminators to come. And then I lied on the podcast. I have to come clean and say I didn't see any roaches after that. There was a day where I saw two in one day, but I knew that there was going to be a little bit of a buffer period between putting the baits down and them actually dying. Since then, I have not seen a roach in probably three weeks. It's probably because all the females are like pregnant and they're in like this incubation period and they're waiting to unleash an army on you. No, I think I'd really just took care of them. Yeah. I got the jail got them in a chrysalis or they're all just saving themselves for Nikki smokes. Yeah. It could be. It's going to come over and get in your walls. Fuck all the roaches. But I did. I just felt like I had to give an update on that. No one believes you, bro. It's all good. I'll be all right. It's all good. What can you do? Yeah. But I wonder if you'll be in town when you guys, I'm just so curious how your US open is going to be. Didn't Alcharez lost? Oh my god. It was like the match of the century at 3 a.m. 3 30. Yeah. I was asleep and then did you stay up? Samuanka lose. I'm not sure. We better not begin any. I'm not. If we get a 3 30 game, I'm gone out, buddy. Just got to let you know that now. It's at the middle of the day. Yeah, but I mean that that match started. Is it a noon match? Is it yours at noon? I think it's either noon or 2 p.m. Yeah. Women's final. It's the final. You're going to the final. What? Yeah, dude. What do we have to wear? I'm going to wear a suit. I don't know. Where you're, where you're, you know, business casual hoodie. Where you're like, is it going to be hot as fuck? But you wear a tie. We're hoodie and a tie. What if you need to dress up? You need to dress up. What if it rains? We're under. We'll be in a box. Yeah. Where your top hats? Where your tall is top hat. I won't hate it. Where your stove pipe hat. I'll wear a real, a real high hat. Also, I think Arthur Ash has a retractable roof. Really? Believe so. That's fun. Would love to see that in action. Maybe we'll get there early for that. I love to go St. John, change on the Baptist on the Arthur Ash roof. I don't I don't understand that. Drake was like, I went to St. John, the Baptist on the lamb. St. John, the Baptist famously got his top cut off. He dropped the top on his Lamborghini. And of course, the lamb of God. And you're saying that quavo. I wonder who wrote that one. Stop, bro. You can play him. I'm very jealous that you guys are going to be out there. I'm excited. Fingers. What? You can't wear shorts. Why? Because this matters. I was going to wear my whites. I have my white Nike shorts playing wearing shorts to this thing would be like bringing a glove to a baseball game. Nothing wrong with that. You are representing not just me, but also bar stool. We need to present ourselves admirably. I'm counting on you. Find something in the pile. There's nothing in the pile that's going to fit this occasion. Then you guys are going to need to shop. Then we're going shopping. Order something online. Bring a laminated index card of questions and thought provoking thought starters that you can say to everybody. It's a good idea. I think I'm going to go like a full sweatsuit. Hello. Can you believe that the pay gap in women's and men's tennis is closing? I'm for it. Are you talking AI? I think there's going to be a lot of AI talk there because it's mostly a networking. Don't bring up AI. I'm going to that's all that you're going to. And I just just that's the first thing I'm going to bring up. And then Netanyahu right after God damn it. And I know you will too in the box. So what do you guys think about Netanyahu? It's crazy. Like a crucial point. Yeah, in Francis, we're just talking about it before we got here. You want to go Francis or should I? You want to say what we both think or should I say what we both think? That's going to be a blast. I can't wait. What are you going to do afterwards, Francis? Like how are you going to do with Harry ditching you? I probably, you know, I don't expect us to do anything beyond the the match. I really don't just going out to eat and flushing would be really nice. Yeah. No. Why? Why not? You're going to need to grow afterwards. Yeah. We'll go back to my apartment and we'll have something. What's your best local restaurant? I don't worry about it. We've got to have you got to have you have some heat by you. I got great restaurants. Yeah. It used to be breakfast by salt's cure. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, wait four hours to get a bacon, egg and cheese. I don't even know if you can get a bacon, egg and cheese there. I don't know. That place is all sheep. You can get like a single serving of eggs there. Yeah. They do everything all our cart. It's literally like that. Yeah. I used to walk by it and the line would be like I would go to the gym and then I'll be walking back and people would still be in that line. The same thing. Just go to Dunkin Donuts. It's right next door. Yeah. Any go. I think it's actually a delicious spot. Go to Waverly Diner. But the one in a yeah. Waverly Diner is great. Yeah. No line there. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes there will be never a line, but sometimes a wait. People say that the diner scene is dead. I don't believe it. I do. You do? It's hard to find a good diner, especially in New York. No, that can't be true. I bet in this story, there are a lot. That's got to be the mecha for them. No. Like a traditional like what? Just know that's it. That's the end of that. Yes. There's I bet there's a bunch. I've seen them. I guarantee there isn't a bunch. There's a lot of places to get breakfast, but they're not diners. I know there are diners. Tyler, can you look up? I mean, yeah. Obviously there's a you're going to find a diner. I'll be fair on this question. What is the highest density of diners in New York? Definitely, man. I just thought you said they're all dead. East Village and Greenwich Village. Okay. We're going to need a little bit more of a leading question. Yeah. We're going to need to trick the AI. Isn't a story where the most diners are? Yeah. No, no. We have to kind of just have it affirm us. A story is famous for its large number of diners and Greek coffee shops, though New Jersey holds the title as the overall diner capital. Sounds like a story. Yeah. You're in New York. A story is where the diners are. Yeah. If that's the only place that you know, the bell air diner, the Neptune diner, these are a story of classics. Of course. Yeah. Staples. Staples in our city. Yeah. I miss the diner. There's the Brooklyn. There's a Brooklyn diner. I mean, that grander's diner is a classic. Brooklyn diner is a classic Hollywood diner is a classic. Yeah. It's in Times Square, right? Ah, close. Oh. Okay. It's a good diner, though. Waverly diner is my favorite. Great. Great. But I mean, it was always good. great food. No, I think that we'll meet up. I get in a little bit later on on Saturday. We'll meet up somewhere in a story because I'm landing. I mean, I'm landing in Laguardia. Oh, perfect. We don't really want to link up with you. Don't speak for me. Now you're getting a link up with you. Like it or not. We talked already and we said, but it's going to be great and some time away from round. I'm going to be showing up in the box. Hello. We don't know him. Same index card. We think the same thing about Netanyahu. Oh, man, I had just an all-time counter strike session last night. One that brings you back to the glory days, brings you back to the roots. Reinvently kind of just brings your love for the game back or minds yourself while you're doing it. Seven wins. Really? Did you eat? Did you eat during it? No. And then I got off and I was like, oh, my God. I'm so hungry. Yeah. Wow. So you hit up a 24/7 diner. I did. I did. Would you hit? I got a Neptune. I got a chicken Caesar wrap. So it's still a thousand calories, though. A thousand calories I needed. Can we do it without the wrap? Just a salad? No. I like to eat. I have the inside of a chicken Caesar. Yeah. I prefer to enjoy my life. Not starve myself. Salads. You could eat enough salad to be full. I am so fucking hungry. Yeah, if you're a miserable person, but I just crushed this out. It was so nice. She looked mid. No way. Looks like soggy lettuce. I saw it. I caught it. I caught a glimpse of it. It was light lettuce, you doofus. I caught a glimpse. Or light dressing, you doofus. There's something about playing counter strike because it's mostly not like white dudes that you're playing with. But like so if you're cutting hand would be disgusting. Yeah. So like clutching up in a counter strike game and then hearing like your Asian brothers being like that was crazy. Like you're you're the goat. Yeah. It means more. It means more coming from the Asian brothers. It really does. It does something for me. It's like because you were bred to do this. Yeah. No, last night I got off and I was like going professional and counter strike is not off the table yet. That's like a human meeting a horse in the Kentucky Derby. Yes. It was different. I'm built literally differently than the rest. It's the only game I've ever played where like if I play really well, I get off and I'm in like a phenomenal mood. I'm like that was some really productive work. You just played video games until what time in the morning? Last night. Yeah. 10 30 pm. So from no chance. When did you start? No chance. It's probably like six. So four and a half hours. Absolutely. It's kind of an overselling the time actually. You played for three hours and you were hungry. No, it was probably like four hours. Okay. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Class of numbers because you probably have some intel. You probably have a picture of the back of his head. Well, I think I remember you texted us quite late last night, Harry. No, I think you would be mistaken. Let's see, because I didn't. Maybe I texted you around midnight, but I was definitely already tucked away. Really? You were going for beddybos? I was definitely already under the covers. Oh, no, yeah. You didn't. Actually, I wasn't under the covers last night, because I forgot to turn the AC on in the living room. I didn't feel like getting up. That's insane. That's so lazy. Or like, I mean, it's such a small amount of work to like improve like eight hours. I just hit the peace pipe and I wasn't ready to move my body again. Yeah. So I said, I'm just gonna your wig wand was overheating. Just gonna shut it down. Nothing, nothing like a hot wig wand. I've noticed that hitting the peace pipe post video games is much more beneficial for my life. Post post rather than pre that takes your adrenaline down. Well, you would think pre because you maybe you might enjoy yourself more while playing the game. And then I realized I don't need I'm enjoying myself planning without the peace pipe. That's nice. But then after it's like a little treat. Yeah. You burned it. Yeah. Victory. Toke. Yeah. Do I would say we should not, you know, spoil your big win. Hot box prior to the women's final. I don't want you coming in. Well, you know, no, I already thought about that. I'm not gonna do that. I don't want you to do that. I'm done doing that. You might forget your talking points. Yeah. Exactly. I don't like smoking weed and being out in public anymore. Good. I think if it's a controlled environment, it can be fun. Yeah. But then you're like, then you worry if that environment's gonna get uncontrolled quick. And then you're just like, I'm just tense. Like, oh, I thought we were gonna do this instead. This is a change of plans. Rowan, you weren't supposed to link up. Now, I'm gonna have a panic attack. You weren't supposed to be here too. Wait, this night's not going exactly how I pictured it. I'm hyperventilating. Friends, as I would have, I would have hit the the pinchman beforehand with you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you can really. No, we smoked before the weekend. Yeah. You were blowing it down before the fucking Cubs game. You were outside in the street. I actually don't think I was. You made the street cloudy. We were. Yeah, because we got out of the Uber. We had a walk and then you were blowing it down in the. Oh, yeah. And I felt terrible. No. I remember I was sitting next to Big Cat. My heart was like beating through my chest. I was like, we're about to get fired. Well, you want to talk about panic attacks. We blew it down and then I got the text from Dante. Are you almost here? Oh boy. Oh boy. Top of the second. I literally was like, where? Riggly. He's here too. He's on the organ like 10 10 10 10. Oh, that was so bad. That was so bad. I'm also just pretty much out on smoking any weed that isn't that I've not purchased myself or verified. You got to vet it privately. Yeah, because I like that whole just like, oh yeah, like just hit this. And then you're like, whoa. And then like, I was, I was actually tripled and fused. Yeah. That's Francis. That's what happens when you smoke with Francis. It's a tincture. It's 48%. What was that? That was 90% THC. That was actually a joint that was covered in hash and Keith. Oh, it's dipped. Yeah. Yeah, it was like the string of dabs around it. Yeah. It's cold around it. Like we're all hunting. I was it sizzling when we were hitting it. Yeah. Well, like someone was bringing out fajitas. My lips sticking together. Yeah. That's a terrible feeling. But it was so nice to go. Look at us like just talking about the baseball game months later. That's how important team building is. Of course. That's why I know that you guys are going to have such a good time at this tennis match. You'll be talking about it forever. It's going to be a core memory. You literally will talk about it for a year. It'll probably become a staple of the podcast. I think the Tuesday episode next week will be one of our most listened to of all time. Yeah. Because everyone's going to know that we were there. Yeah. And there's something crazy happening. I got Harry so high that he ran on the court and took the trophy. Yeah. Yeah. This is mine. Is it going to be like a big, uh, like, will there be like a lot of like, like, will there be like politicians there and she's like, for sure. I doubt it, dude. So should I not bring my 3D printed gun? Don't bring that one. Bring the other one. Bring the bring the heavy one. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. You're going to need it. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun. It's a good guy with a gun. It's a good guy with a bigger gun. That's right. That was like the own of the century for a while. Yeah. It's an unbeatable one. It is. All right. Okay. Well, that's going to do it. I believe. Yeah. That'll do. Subscribe up. Subscribe with like, comments, post, share, tag, repost, post again, story, feed. Don't forget. Don't be afraid to just throw it in the main feed. But also copy the, uh, link too. Yeah. Copy the link. Copy the link. Just copy and paste it a couple of times, open new tabs. Yeah. It doesn't matter where. Just copy the link. Share the link. All right. We'll see you guys next week. Feel patriots.