BONUS: What's New With RFK Jr.?

you know my first thought when i was like looking at the election results i was like oh we're gonna have to keep talking about this fucking guy for the next four years yeah you're correct i was like i i want to make this about me the guy who works from home i know the literal luckiest person who's like literally living his dream as a journalist has to talk about obnoxious people i absolutely had a conversation last night with a family friend who was fucking fluoride pilled and i was like i can't i can't i can't do it i can't do it well here we are listeners we love you we miss you are you tagging us in what are we i guess i mean are we even tagging for this i don't know i don't really know what the approach is i mean i guess we should just say welcome to maintenance phase the podcast that will eventually start recommending raw milk and stuff because otherwise this this administration is gonna put us in fucking jail the onion bought info wars but we bought the supplement you get your brain force from us i'm in so many group chats where people keep posting links and i just keep replying with we live in hell i don't know what else to say i don't even click on the links anymore i'm just like we live in hell i'm aubrey gordon i'm michael hobbs let's get this over with let's just let's get this over reasons that we don't want to be on november 14th 2024 donald trump officially announced rfk jr as his nominee for hhs secretary we did a follow-up on rfk jr when we thought he was sort of riding off into the sunset and this was going to be the last time we had to talk to him it's so painful to think in those terms sweet aubrey sweet michael we are releasing that bonus episode onto the main feed today and before we get into that we're going to talk a little bit about what has happened since rfk jr's nomination and about how folks in the u.s can impact this nomination so the announcement of rfk jr's nomination leads to a bunch of really weird politics makes for strange bedfellows sort of moments oh yeah and a lot of those feel to me as someone who's been making this show with you for several years now like uh we're getting the band back together yeah i know on november 19th michael pollan tweets a link to a piece from the american conservative called their life is a story and it's lying about rfk jr wait what i didn't even know this yes pollan has since clarified that he's not endorsing rfk jr but like oh no come on man regardless of whether or not he feels like that was technically an endorsement he did tweet out something that ostensibly reads as strong support right yeah or at least like he's being falsely accused of things right which is not the thing to focus on right now he's also being correctly accused of like anti-vax beliefs children have died of measles outbreaks that he has been connected to so like that's the stuff that people are upset about he's writing so hard right now on like rts do not equal endorsements in his bio or whatever or you're just like come on man why is everyone so dumb why is everything so dumb all the time jared paulus the democratic governor of colorado tweeted his excitement about rfk jr as hhs secretary we live in hell i'm just gonna keep saying it on november 19th pete evans got on telegram to announce that his new cookbook healthy food for healthy kids is being published by rfk jr's children's health defense organization this is getting billed as they're writing a book together like their co-authors right that's not quite it it's being published by an organization that rfk jr is the board chair and founder of i'm sure the actual recipes are like oh we'd like to feed your children a bowl of the measles virus just a large green bowl of goop just entirely consisting of viruses suspended in pure vitamin a yeah so that's what i wanted to do next is talk through what rfk jr has specifically said he's going to do in office as hhs secretary right one of the clearest sort of mission statements that we've gotten from rfk jr came to us of course via twitter in a tweet on october 25th 2024 uh he wrote the following he says fda's war on public health is about to end this includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics peptides stem cells raw milk hyperbaric therapies collating compounds ivermectin hydroxychloroquine vitamins clean foods sunshine exercise nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by pharma pharma capitalized if you work for the fda and are part of this corrupt system i have two messages for you one preserve your records and two pack your bags well if they're if they're leaving robert what's the point of of preserving their records hey future staff i fucking hate you but please help me achieve my goals also i'm sick and tired of you suppressing sunshine i love that it's just a list of things which are not suppressed yeah again hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin have been used to suppress the sun i love that it's just a list of things which are not suppressed yeah again hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin have been extensively studied and the results indicate that they don't work for covid vitamins are something your doctor has fucking told you about go out and get exercise and get some sunshine completely establishment advice from like every public health agency it's like this is just things that are not suppressed and then it's mixed in with things like raw milk where it's like yeah it's actually good to like kill bacteria you don't want tb milk you're not into it oh my god he's also against the suppression of nutraceuticals nutraceutical is a fucking marketing term and that's a huge benefit to corporate interest too that you're basically going to allow companies to market their products with whatever like oh this will like cure cancer and then they can sell it at fucking whole foods or whatever right he's not against industry involvement in health care he's against regulated industry exactly exactly right yeah he keeps using the language of like i'm gonna stand up to these industries and i'm gonna stand up to blah blah blah yeah and you're like no you're gonna open the door for them and show them in you want it to be even easier to lie to us in america like i don't get enough scam phone calls you want me to get more i mean i think this is very similar to what he says and has said about vaccines right yeah he keeps saying he just wants the data yeah but safety data and long-term research are publicly available and have been for a really long time the funniest possible outcome of this would be that he takes charge and he calls a press conference and he's like you know we looked into it and fauci was actually correct yeah i told you i just wanted the information now i have the information turns out uh everyone's trying their hardest and uh now we'll move on on that basis so essentially on the vaccine front there are a couple of things that he can do around vaccines it's pretty unheard of to revoke the approval of a drug or a you know vaccine and that would be exceedingly difficult since so many states have state level mandates for children to be vaccinated good good good he can sort of shape the kinds of clinical trials that are required of drug companies right he can slow down the review of those trials and the approval processes right there's stuff that he can do to just sort of gum up the works right but in terms of like broad mandates that like no one's getting a vaccine like that kind of stuff is much much trickier to pull off and a lot of it doesn't live at the federal level although uh a friend of mine is a public high school teacher in seattle and had his first student with pertussis this year which is the p in the uh d-tap vaccine yeah but now people are not getting the vaccine so we're getting whooping cough we're we're making whooping cough great again he has also said that he wants to defluoridate all u.s water supplies this is a future mega episode for us i know you've been working this for months his views on this counter the cdc's own long-standing recommendation which lauds water fluoridation as one of the greatest public health victories of the 20th century yes he could issue recommendations and like suggest to local governments that they should defluoridate but he doesn't actually have the power to flip a switch right and actually defluoridate water what would need to happen is that congress would have to ban fluoride nationwide or the epa would have to put fluoride on a dangerous chemicals list neither of those are in his control solely but they are in control of the people who run all three branches of government and the epa he keeps saying like on day one we're gonna defluoridate the and it's like no you're not you can't do that it'll be like day three or four don't worry everybody many of the changes that we've talked about here would require a process called rulemaking in the u.s changing federal rules which are like the guidelines on how to implement the law requires a lot of public disclosure and public comment so there will be these long like 30 or 90 day public comment periods that are opportunities to publicly push back to organize and to arm staff within those agencies with some additional reasons that x y or z is a bad idea or a great idea or whatever i would argue that is where a ton of stuff is going to happen at hhs so i i think all of us just got to get better at paying attention to federal rulemaking and being prepared to like submit comment on stuff and all of that, right? Yeah. I want to talk a little bit about what happens next, where we go from here. Mike and Aubrey lose their minds slowly and just become just a series of vowel sounds. You think this, what we've been recording today has been slow? In order to be confirmed as HHS secretary, RFK Jr. has to be confirmed by the Senate. If you are in the US, you actually can impact this process. You can call the Capitol switchboard directly and tell them whether or not you think RFK Jr. should be confirmed. That phone number is 202-224-3121. This is the thing that people tell you to do a lot. The reason that they tell you to do it a lot is that it really matters. Yeah. It's easy to get fatalistic about this kind of stuff, but it's important to remember that this is not actually a done deal. Yeah. When you call the Capitol switchboard, when you get in touch with, with your Senator, there is a staffer who is literally sitting there with a tally sheet for how many calls they get in favor and how many calls they get opposed. Right. And there's also things like, you know, giving money and there's also local things that you can do. I mean, I think, I think everybody's really worried that everyone's so fatigued from the previous Trump administration that no one's going to engage. I try not to make predictions as part of my journalism career. I have no idea what's going to happen, but I think complacency is one of the ways that authoritarian leaders flourish is when everybody gets tired. And I also get it if people just really can't fucking do it at this point. But if you are somebody with the ability or with the finances or with the time or whatever, it's really important to engage to the extent that you can. So that's what's happened since we recorded this bonus episode. Like two weeks ago. Will now sound unbearably lighthearted. God, I know. And also so naive. We're like, maybe we'll never have to talk about this guy again. But it's like, nope. LOL, nope. We'll have to talk about him for the rest. Of our lives until we die of measles, which I think is about a 50-50 chance at this point. Hi, everybody, and welcome to Maintenance Phase, the podcast where for Halloween we're zombies, but we only eat brains worms. Oh, that had so much potential, Aubrey. And then it just it just didn't land. And that's me booing myself. Brains worms. I'm Aubrey Gordon here to disappoint you. I'm Michael Hobbs here specifically to disappoint you. Michael, I feel like I have a broad sense of what we're in for, but I have generally like not done a deep dive into the RFK Jr. updates. What I'm aware of involves animal carcasses. Dude, sexual assault allegations. Yeah. And a suspended New York magazine reporter. The body count, both animal and human of this episode is deranged. And HHS secretary rumors. Every time we talk about him, I'm like, thank God we never have to talk about this fucking guy again. But this is going to be the rest of our lives. So content warning, there's some domestic violence stuff. There's some sexual assault stuff and there's some suicide stuff in this episode. We apologize for the kind of person that. RFK Jr. is and associates with. Boy, Michael, if there's one thing I've learned in therapy, you got to stop apologizing for other people's behavior. So, OK, this we come to you with with great reluctance. This we we did our last RFK Jr. episode on. I checked August 1st, 2023. And since then, there have been numerous developments in the RFK Jr. story. Robert F. Kennedy. Junior. And we've gotten a million million requests to talk about, like, what's been going on with RFK Jr. because he keeps fucking popping up in the news. And like, there's always weird animals involved. There's like an emu thing that like I skipped. I was like, there's too many fucking animals. Like, we can't do emus. There's like a sea creature one, too. There's a bear, a whale and a worm. This simply must be a fever dream. So I basically. I went on The New York Times website and I did a search for RFK Jr. And I opened every single story they have published since August 1st, 2023. And I was like, I'm just going to fucking read all of these and put a timeline together. And then I did some extra research and stuff. And so we're just going to go through it, like basically chronologically. Like, what has this man been up to? OK, we we have to start with just talking about, like, his presidential run. So this is kind of ongoing. So it's difficult. Yeah. It's difficult to put it in kind of chronological time. But as of August 1st, 2023, when last we discussed RFK Jr., basically, he's running this presidential campaign. But the presidential campaign is weird because he originally was running as a Democrat. But then he switches and he's running as an independent, like a third party guy. What that actually means in practice is that you have to get on the ballot in all 50 states. And the process for getting on the ballot is completely different in every situation. You have to get on the ballot in every single state where you have like in some states, you have to get like 42,000 signatures on a petition. And in some states, you need like 10,000 signatures. And then you have to file them by this date. And then there's a whole weird subplot where his signatures get thrown out. I can't even remember which state, but they get thrown out because he didn't have the vice president listed on the petition. There's all this weird technical stuff to get on the ballot, which honestly is like kind of fucked up. Like, I think it should be easier. But also, it's RFK Jr., so I don't know how much I care. Yeah. Super complicated process. And usually, there's a team of people in every state and a director of states is a position that is usually part of the like a presidential campaign. Speaking of which, this is what this is exactly what I wanted you to read. So we have our first excerpt is from a really interesting New Yorker article. This is like the main theme of this episode and something that I don't think I got across in our like episode episodes is how much of just a piece of shit. RFK Jr. Is just like as a person. So here is a paragraph from this New Yorker article about him staffing up his campaign. Kennedy ultimately appointed Nick Branagh, a former national political outreach coordinator for Bernie Sanders and the founder of the progressive group, the People's Party, to run his ballot access operation. Two years earlier, Branagh had allegedly tried to force himself onto a female colleague. Holy fuck. Yeah. An accusation that was. Corroborated by a woman who had walked in on the scene. Branagh has said that the allegation is, quote, false and politically motivated. The campaign and its super PAC have spent millions of dollars working with firms associated with a ballot access consultant named Trent Poole. In May, Poole was arrested in New York City for choking and punching a woman. A lawyer for Poole called it, quote, a completely unjustified prosecution. So far. Kennedy has got his name on the ballot in about a dozen states. This is the kind of person that he surrounds himself with. It's people who seem to have kind of crashed out of more traditional politics and kind of can't get hired. There is a kind of person who gets drawn to short term, large scale campaigns. It's not every person who works on them, not by a long shot, but it's an environment. It's like a little Petri dish that allows them to thrive. Yeah. There are people who will do anything to get their way. Oh, interesting. OK. And to win their thing. Right. Because when you're running a short term campaign, that's a year or less, which a lot of these, you know, styles of campaigns are. You're not really accountable to a community of people. You're not really accountable to like a lasting board or anything like that. Right. You have one job and your one job is to win. Right. And if you win, whatever you did in the course of winning will be sort of forgiven by your side is sort of the understanding. That's a good point. In some ways, it's like uniquely bad because it's fucking RFK Junior. So, of course, it's worse. But it's only like five percent worse. It's not five percent. It's more than five percent. But it is just sort of like it's like Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, but of elections. I mean, whatever you got to do. Yeah. Always be groping. Breakworms are for closers. But I mean, this. This leads very well into like the next little chapter of this. So there's two aspects of getting on the ballot in all 50 states. So one of them is you sort of start from scratch in these various states. You have to get X number of signatures, whatever. And so you usually hire a firm to do that. There's like companies that will go and get 100,000 signatures for you. It's very expensive. But like this is just part of kind of running a campaign. So over the course of the campaign, there start to be questions about the kinds of firms that he's hiring and the kinds of tactics that they are using. so i'm gonna send you the first two paragraphs of an article from the new york times amy bernstein a traffic court judge in brooklyn was heading home from work one night in late april when a young man carrying a clipboard approached her on the subway platform asking if she would sign a petition to help place independence on the ballot in new york the top of the petition was folded underneath itself uh-huh so that the names of the candidates were not visible ms bernstein said she asked Asked for more details and told the man she was a judge, at which point he yanked the clipboard away and asked, am I going to get in trouble? So they're like, do you want to sign this petition? You're like, what's the petition for? And they just like turn and run away. Yikes! This New York Times article is really funny because you can tell how it came about. So after it tells the story of the judge, it says, more than a half dozen New York City residents, including two who are journalists at the New York Times and were approached randomly. Oh, I've described similar encounters with signature gatherers to Mr. Kennedy. So basically, like New York Times reporters get these people come up to them and they're like, wait, what the fuck is this? And people won't explain what the petition is actually for. One guy, these are not New York Times reporters, but one guy says this is a petition to get Biden on the ballot. Jesus Christ. This is after the primary. He's like, what? Right. But before Biden dropped out. Yeah. So it's not that wild a swing as it might sound now. Archa Jr. says, we the. Of course, the campaign says, like, denies anything like, oh, we must have hired the wrong third party contractor. We're very disappointed. RFK Jr. says, we take ballot access, voter rights and truthfulness extremely seriously around here. Mr. Kennedy said, it's the very substance of what motivates us to fight the establishment parties in the first place. So the guy who says that there's mercury in the vaccines is very, very concerned about truthfulness. Here's the thing that blows my mind about RFK Jr., among other things. He is an attorney. And, like, law is figuring out how to color in the lines, right, in a lot of ways. And it's also figuring out how to build, like, a persuasive argument for something. And I think the thing that I find stunning about RFK Jr. is how unpersuasive he is for an attorney. Well, keep in mind, Aubrey, he was never really an attorney. Right. OK. Sorry. Right. Sorry. He was fired in disgrace. He's not a real attorney. And when he was, like, quote, unquote, an environmental lawyer, he was mostly like a figurehead who was. He was good at getting funding from rich people. I love that you're like, counterpoint. Don't forget, he's bad at it. He is fake. That is technically his job, but he is bad at it. Your last shred of good faith that you're bringing in this episode. I was really holding out hope for RFK Jr. Yeah, you're like, what a conundrum. It's like, no. Until this moment. Just the lifelong failure is also failing at this. Yeah. So one, like, thread of his campaign is this kind of starting. From scratch thing where you need to get a bunch of petitions to get on the ballot. Another thread is he's convincing existing political parties to name him as their candidate. So this is another thing that, you know, when you get the ballot, there's the, like, make Seattle safer party. Yeah. They run a candidate every year. And this is, this is like a weird tangent, but I was not aware of the fact that in California specifically, the third largest political party, bigger than the Libertarians, bigger than the Greens, is something called the American Independent Party. Oh, my God, Michael, do you know about this? I can't tell you how much I know about and resent where, you know, the independent party. Yes. So listen, one of the campaigns that I worked on, Oregon was one of the very first states to create truly automatic voter registration. Right? Yeah. There was one political party that threw a real shit fit about automatic voter reg, and that was the independent party. Oh, really? Because before that. Before it was Republican, Democrat, independent. So they were essentially like people were like getting confused and they thought that independent meant unaffiliated and they were accidentally registering with a party. Dude, this is exactly the thing in California. So the reason it's the third biggest party is not because people want this to be members of this political party. Right? They, they endorsed Kanye West in the last, in the last election. They're bad, guys. We don't do this in Washington, but like in other states, you sort of register as a Democrat or a Republican. People see. The choice of, you can register as a member of the American independent party and they think that means, oh, I'm an independent voter. Yes. They don't actually want anything to do with this party. So apparently there's been like a whole celebrity campaign to get people not to take this box, including the actresses, Emma Stone and Demi Moore have both been fooled by this and have like come out and a bunch of other, I read a whole article about this of like other prominent people who are like, I, I, I accidentally ticked the box. You guys. Yeah. Yes. Secretaries of state also should have been saying that can't be the name of your party. Look, we do this with vanity plates. We should be doing political parties. Right? If my friend can't get a vanity plate that says two dykes and has to go to court for it. She's Dutch. She's just talking about infrastructure, water infrastructure. She specializes in fluid flow engineering. Yeah. That's kind. Nevermind. It's below sea level. I feel like you really missed my fluid flow. Lesbian joke. Oh, see, I don't know the lesbian jokes. There's no way. Just give them as a, as a genre of joke on this show. Aubrey give up. Fluid is flowing. That's all. Okay. So that is like the logistics of the campaign. There's also the content of the campaign. People are so mad. We're not talking about the bear and the whale right now, but we're going to talk about the actual political issues at play. So one thing that I think is interesting, like looking over old articles is that RFK jr. At the beginning of his campaign sort of tried to appeal to more left-wing people. And you know, because he's a Kennedy and he ran as a Democrat and stuff, he was explicitly saying that like, oh, I'm, you know, I'm a Democrat, but I'm like the better kind of Democrat. So we are going to read a relatively long excerpt from a New Yorker interview where I am going to be RFK jr. You are going to be David Remnick. Who is asking the questions. Do like a NPR podcast voice. I have a podcast voice. Mike. Oh wait. Shit. Sorry. I forget that we're not just like talking. Okay. Yes. Wow. You'd be good on a podcast, Aubrey. What a voice for a podcast. So here is the first excerpt. We're starting with you. You're running as a Democrat for president. And I wonder who in the democratic party do you feel is kindred to you? Obviously. You're not Joe Biden, but AOC or Joe Manchin, or are you something new entirely? How would you define your ideology? I'm something old. I'm a Kennedy Democrat. I believe in labor unions. I believe in a strong, robust middle-class. I believe in racial justice and policies that are going to actually help the lowest people on the totem pole. I don't think Joe Biden would disagree with any of that. Well, then why did he do the lockdowns? What? Sir. I love it. This is like 30 seconds into it. I love it. I love it. I'm like 30 seconds into the interview. Wow. Remember, remember the plandemic lady? How she, how she was just there like, are you an anti-vaxxer? She's like, no, but Fauci's killed millions. Just like zero to 60. So okay. That was excerpt number one. That's why I've partnered with Donald J. Trump. Okay. This one is even longer. Okay. Okay. So I'm finding it curious and maybe even disturbing that some of your early admirers include Trumpists like Steve Bannon, Michael Flynn, and Roger Stone. Do you welcome that? Or do you think maybe just maybe someone like that is delighted that a strong democratic opponent will wound Joe Biden and in the long run help Donald Trump. I'm trying to unite the country, David. I'm not going to do what you do, which is to pick out people and say that they're evil. They should be canceled or whatever. I'm a Democrat. I know what my values are. I've always spoken to Republicans my entire life. During all the years that I was a leader of the environmental movement, dubious, I was the only environmentalist who regularly went on Fox News. And when Tucker Carlson recently did a special on endocrine disruptors and he was condemned by the left, I thought that was crazy. I think what we ought to be doing is inviting people into our tent without changing our values. I think the kind of tribalism that you're advocating is poisonous to our country. I think it's toxic. At what point do you say with respect that this is not true? I don't know. I think it's a very good question. ordering the social media sites to censor me. You're everywhere in the press. You're in with what you call mainstream media. You're on Joe Rogan. Who censored you? I am since I declared for president. But before that, I was deplatformed. I was deplatformed completely. 800,000 followers were taken away from me on Instagram at the behest of the White House. What? Citation. Citation needed. I don't think the New Yorker bothered being like, this is not a real fact. I don't think the White House cares. Honestly, 800,000 followers isn't even that many followers. This could absolutely be like the text of a conversation between like an influencer who got locked out of their account and like she in. God, I don't want a presidential candidate who sounds like that. I also think what's so interesting, too, is that like, it feels very clear to me that this whole thing is driven by resentment. But it's not even like fact based resentment, right? He's mad that like his his account got taken away or taken down or whatever for like posting deranged anti-vax shit. But that has nothing to do with the White House. Companies have terms of service. You can't post. You can't post like ISIS beheadings and shit on social media. They'll block you. And so he's mad at the terms of service of Instagram, ultimately. Right. If you start a fight at a bar and the bouncer kicks you out, they're not like censoring you. Exactly. Like you can't fight here. And also they're not they're not following orders from like the mayor. Yeah, totally. That doesn't mean the president told him to do that. Yes. So this is I mean, he just runs through the entire campaign. He's just like a vessel for all this resentment. And it's really that that sort of leads us to the next couple of chapters of this. So over the course of the campaign, he starts to drift right. I'm not going to go through every single issue. But one of the things that I remember from researching the first couple RFK Jr. episodes was that he he maintained like a shred of integrity. So he would go on these like super right wing podcasts and talk about like Fauci should be locked up and all this, like anti-vax garbage. But then every once in a while, one of these right wing hosts would be like, oh, the Democrats are lying about climate change. And then RFK Jr., because he wasn't an environmental guy for so long, he'd be like, oh, actually, climate change is real. That that one, I'm actually I happen to be with the Democrats on. It was like he had this one thing. Yeah. But then starting like this summer, he appoints a climate denier, like an open climate denier as one of the managers of his campaign. And then he starts talking about like, oh, he wants to have climate policy, he says, that makes sense to skeptics and activists alike. And then when people ask him about specific climate policies, he can't name a single thing that he would do to rein in fossil fuels. So it's like his one issue, the thing that he dedicated his life to, he just completely sold out to like get right wing votes, basically. There's something so like, I don't want to say sad because I have no sympathy for this man, but it's just like kind of pathetic. It's also interesting because normally you do things if you're like, we're going to appease everyone and therefore do nothing is usually what happens, right? Is like you make like a blue ribbon commission. Yeah. And you delay, delay, delay. That is the number one thing that climate change activists will absolutely not tolerate at this point. It's like, what if we just talk about it some more? We also, in March and April, start getting more signs of his like right wing ideology and like flirting with the right. In March and April, he gives an interview where he, he says, this is the reality that every American citizen faces from Ed Snowden to Julian Assange to the J6 activists sitting in Washington DC jail stripped of their constitutional liberties. What? He then goes on Tim Pool's podcast to say that he's against this move to like take down the Confederate statues. Good Lord. This is a masterpiece of a paragraph from a New York Times article. It says, Mr. Kennedy also said there were, quote, heroes in the Confederacy who didn't have slaves, comma, though when he later picked an example of a Confederate whom he idolized, he singled out Robert E. Lee, a prominent general in the rebel army who owned slaves. When you're that writer and you get to write that paragraph, I have to imagine that you're like in your office just quietly going like LeBron James. You know exactly what you're doing. One thousand. It's the best day of your week, if not your year. So, okay. But then this is Aubrey Bate. So we now get to the Aubrey Bate section. As he does more of these fucking podcasts, he keeps bringing up obesity. Great. You know, for all that we bitch about the framing of this issue, it hasn't really been an election issue. This isn't something that comes up in like presidential debates. And so he makes it kind of like the cornerstone of his campaign. He's always talking about chronic disease, et cetera. And he's like, you shouldn't take medications. You should, like, eat foods. You know, it's all like food is medicine thing. I mean, that's what he means, right? If you really don't want to get measles, eat blueberries, like whatever the fuck he's talking about. Right. So this is an excerpt from, I believe, an interview with Chris Hayes. Oh, Jesus fucking hell. It's so boring. It's so boring. We're paying more now, Chris, for diabetes than for our defense budget. So when I was a kid, a typical pediatrician would see one case of juvenile diabetes in his lifetime. Today, one out of every three kids who walks into his office has juvenile diabetes, and nobody is talking about it. It is costing us $4.3 trillion a year, three times our defense budget. Okay. So question. Oh, no, it's not. Not a question, but proceed. Proceed, governor. Okay. This is fucking garbage. And like, it's not fucking true. It's not one of every three kids does not have diabetes. This, I mean, honestly, this is like a quasar of misinformation. Basically, every single thing that he says is false here. So we do not spend more on diabetes than our defense budget. The defense budget is around $900 billion a year. The actual spending on according to the American Diabetes Association is about $300 billion a year. So one third of the defense budget. But that is one of those statistics that is like massively inflated. They're basically saying that like, all heart attacks, all strokes, even because they're kind of downstream effects of diabetes, they're throwing in all this extra stuff and saying that's like the cost of diabetes. So we don't really know. But even the high end estimates are one third of the defense budget. So that's just like not true. He says one in three kids has juvenile diabetes. We talked about this on our zombie statistics episodes that that's one in three people will eventually at some point in their lives, be diagnosed with diabetes, which is also not true. Because the population as a whole 11% of people have diabetes in America. And among kids, it's point three 5%. And most of that is type one diabetes, like type two diabetes rates are rising among children. But they're very, very small as an absolute percentage. I feel like people get things like mixed up in their heads. And I think the alarm around kids getting type two diabetes is based in an outdated understanding of type two diabetes. Right? We have this idea that type one is the blameless kind and type two is the like, you fucked up so hard, you got diabetes kind. Oh, are you about to say that the type one people need to be blamed as well? We're coming for the type one people. Yeah, they've had it too good for too long. Sorry, guys. It's time for you to suffer with the rest of us. It calls up a series of images. And I think he knows that he's doing that, right? Oh, yeah. He's weaponizing. He's weaponizing all this existing stigma. Yeah. I mean, he's not going to propose anything. Yeah. He's not going to propose anything that makes anybody healthier, right? What he wants to do is get rid of vaccines. Yeah, totally. He's not actually going to like improve school lunches or anything, right? Oh, gross. So that was gross. We now get to the more comedic elements of this story on May. Well, actually this one isn't comedic. Well, we'll get there. So on May 8th, we get an article in the New York Times called, "RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain: The Presidential Candidate Has Faced Previously Undisclosed Health Issues, Including a Parasite That He Said Ate Part of His Brain." So this is exactly what it sounds like. They find court filings from 2012 where he says, "I have a worm in my brain." And he says he got it from a trip to South Asia where he ate some contaminated food and then the little worm swam up to his brain and then ate part of his brain and then died. And when a little worm dies in your brain, it creates like a little calcified little thing. It's kind of like a tumor and that can affect your cognitive abilities. What's funny about this is like it makes him look quite bad, but like he's exaggerating how bad it is. So they actually investigate and like people getting parasites is relatively common in the world, right? And like there are literal brain worms and this does in fact happen and it can spread through diet. So the fact that he got a brain worm is actually not that weird, right? who get parasites never have any symptoms. They live the rest of their lives. So in the New York Times, they say it is unlikely that a parasite would eat part of the brain. They also, they also, like there's different kinds of type, you know, there's like tapeworms that like sit in your intestine or whatever, and they can be like a foot long. It's like so fucking gross to think about. In the article, they say, unlike tapeworm larvae in the intestines, those in the brain remain relatively small, about a third of an inch. But that sounds really big to me. I don't want- - It's so big. - I don't want a third of an inch worm in my fucking brain. God, I just absolutely caught a chill. Oh, it's so nasty. There is one funny element of this that I kind of, like, this was the one aspect of the research for this episode where I was like, all right, Robert, I'll give you this one. So it says in the article, on Wednesday afternoon, hours after this article was published, Mr. Kennedy posted a comment on his Twitter profile. I offer to eat five more brain worms and still beat President Biden and President Trump in a debate. Oh, that's actually pretty good. Good job, social media manager. OK, but then it's about to get sad. So the actual context of this is this is from a 2012 legal case where he's him and his wife are divorcing and she's trying to get child support. And the reason he's doing this is he's saying my cognitive faculties were impaired. Therefore, I have lower earning potential. Therefore, she's entitled to less child support. Oh. The way that this article is framed in the New York Times is as like a political fucking horse race story. They're like, oh, the candidate has emphasized his fitness for office and he's done pushups on camera, but actually he has a brain worm. And he's clearly lying about the extent to which the brain worm has affected his cognition. He also says that he has mercury poisoning, something he hasn't mentioned anywhere else. He's lying so that his wife does not get any money. And this happens. So he doesn't have to pay any child support. As we discussed in our previous episode, his wife ends up killing herself. Jesus. You know, you never want to attribute it to one cause, but like this, this kind of ruined her life, right? It's not helping. Yeah, it's not helping. This whole story is like really sad. It feels like the more you sort of scratch the surface with this guy, the more you're like, oh, he's less like a comic sort of political side character and more just like a standard issue garbage dude who's like trying to avoid. Ping alimony and it's like sexually harassing or sexually assaulting people, allegedly despite all of the, you know, bear heads and whale carcasses and brain worms of it all. Yeah. He is just like, yeah, you're fucking your friend's shitty ex-boyfriend. Yeah. No, you're like, oh, Todd's back. Fuck that guy. No kidding. Oh, he's Dennis from 30 Rock. Yeah. This feels very classic maintenance phase. Oh, did you come here to laugh? About the brain worms? Just kidding. It's real sad. I actually, I don't know why I did this, but I actually have a list of late night jokes about the worm. Do you want to hear some of them? Oh, sure. Okay. Let's do some worms jokes. So this is from the Daily Show. I don't know what's worse, that RFK Jr. had a worm that was eating his brain or that his brain is so poisoned that it killed the worm. That's pretty good. That is good. Stephen Colbert said, cause of death, starvation, which I kind of like. So we then in July. Get a Vanity Fair, like a big, long investigative feature by Vanity Fair, where they interview a million people who knew him. And this produces a series of like sub scandals. So we're going to talk about two of them. The first is, do you remember the dog allegations? The dog eating? No. What? And send you, I was going to send you a link, but that will spoil it for you. So I'm going to send you a little screenshot. Hang on. It's a New York Post headline that says unsettling photo. Here's to show RFK Jr. with barbecued carcass of dog. It's a picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and a person with long hair and their face mostly censored holding like a big sort of rotisserie like spit that has a roasted animal carcass of some kind, like roasted animal of some kind on it. I'm guessing that's not a dog. He says this is a photo. It's a photo of him in the Chilean Andes and it's a lamb. And the minute people look into it, they're like, oh yeah, this, it sort of looks weird the way that it's on the spit. Like it looks untraditional, but it's like you can find a million photos on Flickr of people doing this like a traditional way to cook goat and lamb and various other things. So this is just like a normal thing that they do in Chile. But then again, this photo, whatever, the context of it is so much worse. So the reason we know about this is that he texted. Texted this to a friend and said it was like a friend who's like, I'm on my way to Asia, like a completely whatever normal text. And so he texts this friend back and says, like, well, you're going to have to eat a bunch of dogs there because they eat dogs in Asia. And so here's me eating a dog. Oh, it's just him making a shitty racist joke. It's just like a racist joke that he made. Neat. So the other thing that comes out of this Vanity Fair article is the sexual assault allegations. There's a weird thing where there's one paragraph in the article. And this gets. There's no play in like secondary media that when he was married to his second wife, he allegedly would send nude photos of the women he was sleeping with to his friends. Oh, God. It says those friends assumed Kennedy himself had taken the pictures, but they didn't know whether the subjects had consented to having their genitalia photographed, let alone shared with other people. Weird that a Kennedy would have issues with women. I know. So this the sexual assault allegations are around a 23 year old babysitter who lives with Kennedy and his wife in the fall of 1998. There's there's three incidents of harassment. So in one, they're having dinner and he starts like rubbing her leg under the table. She then writes about it in her diary. And then a little while later, she comes into her room and he's like in her room and her diary is like on the desk. And she's like, whoa, like kind of confused. Like, what is he reading my diary? But we still don't really know what the fuck happened there. But he has his shirt off and he's like, can you rub this? I think it's like sunscreen on my back or like lotion on my back. And she's like, this is just really weird. He was in his 40s at the time. And then the third one is she's like in the kitchen doing something, chopping vegetables or whatever. And he comes up behind her and just like gropes her and like rubs her like butt like up her body. Yeah. This is somebody who basically was interested in like working with him because she wants to be part of the environmental movement. She's someone who's like really into environmentalism. And after this, she like leaves the environmental movement. Yeah. You know, when contacted by Vanity Fair and when the story comes out, he doesn't really say anything about these specific incidents. But he just says like, I've got a lot of skeletons in my closet. What a deeply weird fucking way to talk about. Yeah. Having. God damn it. But then also this. This woman, the victim gets a text from him after the story comes out that says, I have no memory of this incident, but I apologize sincerely for anything I ever did that made you feel uncomfortable or anything I did or said that offended you or hurt your feelings. I never intended you any harm. And if I hurt you, it was inadvertent. I feel badly for doing so. If you feel comfortable, I'd like to tell you this by phone and preferably face to face. I recognize that this might not be possible. I have no agenda for sending this text other than making the most. Sincere and earnest amends. And her name is Eliza Cooney. This is from the New York Times. It says Miss Cooney did not respond to his outreach and did not welcome it. She told the Times sending a text at twelve thirty three a.m. is not considering his actions effect on someone else. Me, she said. At that time on Fourth of July weekend, the last thing I wanted to do was talk to him. He claims to have no memory of not one, not two, but three examples of his predatory behavior. He expects a societal pass and forgiveness. For saying that he's no church boy, I have paid the cost for his sexual misconduct for decades. Correct. So like, fuck yes, Eliza Cooney. Correct. Was just like, I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but I have no interest in talking to you about this. Boy, I, it's been a while since I felt such an immediate strong allegiance to someone. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, hell yeah. Spell it out, Eliza. Absolutely. We then enter August, which is a very packed month for RFK Jr. August 4th, 2024, we get the story of the bear. Are you familiar with this? Uh, Jeremy Allen White? What? We're not doing yes, chef. How dare you think that I would get a TV reference? I know you only get video game references. Exactly. And I only get TV references, and never the twain shall meet. Give it to me in Tekken 3, then I would get the bear reference. You're, he's, oh, this is, he took it home and he was like, you're allowed to take it home for meat. Aubrey, I've read so much about whether or not you're actually allowed to take it home. I really hate that I know so much about, like, Department of Fish and Wildlife Protocol in New York State now. So, we are going to watch his telling of this. This is in preemptive response to The New Yorker, which is writing a long feature profile on RFK Jr. They're doing the same thing. They're sniffing around his life. They're interviewing a bunch of people who knew him. The fact checker contacts him right before the story is set to post. And is like, we're going to say this thing about the bear. So, to get ahead of it, RFK Jr. posts a video of him telling the full story. So, I'm going to send you a link to a tweet. Wow. Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one, at New Yorker. So, the text of this tweet makes no fucking sense. We're going to watch a brief part of this, and then we're going to pause. And we're going to talk about fish and wildlife regulations. So, I know. I hate that. this That's what's making me laugh. Okay, you ready? It's so dumb. Okay. I was staying in a group of people up in Goshen, New York, up in Hudson Valley. And I was supposed to meet them there at like maybe eight or nine. I was driving up maybe, you know, really early, like seven. And that woman in a van in front of me hit a bear and killed it. A young bear. So I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van because I was going to skin the bear. And it was very good condition. And I was going to put the meat in my refrigerator. And you can do that in New York City. You can get a bear tag for a roadkill bear. I have to say, I love the cutaways to the face of the person he's telling the story to. Do you know who that is? Who is it? It's Roseanne Barr. Roseanne Barr. What? Isn't this so weird? She's like a deranged right winger now. I went to her Twitter profile. It's dark. I mean, like I knew she was deranged. I stopped paying attention to her, but I just wasn't accustomed to her current like blonde ringlets thing. Yeah, I know. And like this is just all surprising. And even her, who like appears to be a friend of his or something, like a sympathetic listener, she has this look on her face of like, what the fuck is this? Totally. She's doing a full Jim Halpert. At the camera. So this is the story that he tells. He's driving around New York State. The person in front of him hits a bear, not him. And then it is legal to pick up roadkill and like eat and use roadkill as long as you notify the authorities. There's a lot of like weird fact checking of this. A lot of people say that this is false, but it appears to be that this is true. You don't know. You just have to notify the authorities. It's not, he says like you can get a tag for the bear and there's this weird thing where it's like, there's something like local paper. It's like a hunting license does not apply to roadkill. But if you have roadkill and you want to eat it, you can call the fish and wildlife people and they can like approve of you eating the roadkill. This whole thing seems very weird to me. But apparently a lot of fish and wildlife departments around the country kind of want people to eat roadkill. Like people find it really disgusting, but it's like, these animals are just going to sit there and rot on the side of the road if somebody doesn't take them. Yeah, totally. This is like a wastefulness thing. And like every government department is understaffed and they're like, hey, could you do that for us? That'd be great. It's a little bit of a moot point because he didn't notify the authorities as far as we know. So it's sort of like he's, oh, it's okay to do this as long as you notify the authorities, which I did not do. Yeah. But we'll just go ahead and watch the rest of the clip together. And so then we went hawking and I think, I had the bear in my car and then we had a really good day and we went late. We were catching a lot of game and the people really loved it. So we stayed late and instead of going back to my home in Westchester, I had to go right to the city because there was a dinner at Peter Luger's Steakhouse. And at the end of the dinner, it went late and I realized I couldn't go home. I had to go to the airport and the bear was in my car and I didn't want to leave the bear in the car. You know, at that time, this was the little bit of the redneck in me. There'd been a series of bicycle accidents in New York. They had just put in the bike lanes and saw people, a couple of people got killed and it was every day and people had gotten badly injured. I wasn't drinking, of course, but people were drinking with me who thought this was a good idea. And I said, I had an old bike in my car that somebody had asked me to get rid of it. I said, let's go put the bear in Central Park and we'll make it look like anybody would like it. It'd be fun and funny for people. So everybody thought that's a great idea. So we went and did that and we thought it would be amusing for whoever found it or something. The next day, it was like, it was on every television station. It was the front page of every paper and I turned on the TV and there was like a mile of yellow tape and there were 20 cop cars. Once again, it's so weird. Bless this editor for the cutaways to Roseanne's face. I know. Like, when your judgment is being questioned in real time by Roseanne Barr. I know. Also, it's so funny to me that he tweets this with looking forward to seeing how you spin this one. It's like, this is a deranged, weird story. There's no spin required. It's also like a couple of things. There's a point at which he says something. I guess that's a little redneck in me and I'm like, you're a Kennedy. It's so weird. It's such a weird, like, caricature of a rich villain thing to be like, it'll be so funny to dump this bear carcass in Central Park. Why would someone think it's funny to find a dead bear? He's like, oh, they might get a kick out of it. What? Right. And the other thing that he doesn't appear to be clocking here is he's like, oh my God, it was on the news. A, that's a wild ass thing. Of course the cops were called. And B, if it wasn't on the news for there being a dead bear in Central Park from question mark, question mark origins, there would be eventually a story on the news that was like, a Kennedy put a dead bear in Central Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, this was always going to be news. Also, Aubrey, I am incandescent that you have not mentioned his slander of bicyclists. This is what jumped out to me about it. He's like, I'm going to make it seem like a cyclist killed the bear. Yeah. A, that wouldn't even really happen. You'd have to be a really fast biker to kill a fucking bear. Yeah. And secondly, why the fuck would you frame a cyclist, God's chosen creatures? That is another weird underscore of his like, unrelatable rich dude shit where he's like, these cyclists are always Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is such a weird, shitty guy who's been trying to kill a bear. driving a giant and expensive car for a very long time. Driver brain. Take. One thing I did actually find kind of cathartic about this is that I went back to the original coverage of this, like the AP stories and New York Times stories that were published in 2014 when they found a bear in Central Park. And the reason it was a big deal is because there are no fucking bears in New York. There's no bears in the zoo in New York. So it's like, how the fuck did a bear get into Central Park? So like, of course it was a news story. They do an investigation and immediately clock it. They're like, oh, somebody hit this with their car. Yeah. Yeah. And they drove it elsewhere and drove it here for some reason. Oh, God. Nobody falls for this fucking stupid prank. This is from the AP story in 2014. It says, the initial details of the case were clear. A woman was walking her dog in Central Park when she noticed the dead bear cub, which was lying under some bushes, partially concealed by an abandoned bicycle. There's a bicycle on top of this bear for some reason. This is from the New York Times article. Florence Slatkin, who lives near the park, said that she and a friend were leaving when her friend's terrier spotted something near a bicycle lying on the ground. At first, we thought it was a bag of clothes or maybe a dead dog, she told the Associated Press. But then, as they got closer, they realized it was a very small bear with its mouth wide open and scratches on the side. The cub's head was on top of a back bicycle wheel, Slatkin said. It was terrible. And it was the strangest thing, she added. Why was the bike there? So he seems to have just like put this bear in Central Park and just like thrown a bicycle on top of it to act like I'm a cyclist. I'm biking through Central Park. I hit and kill a bear. And I leave my bike. This plan has all the sophistication of those like the like Chick-fil-A billboards that are just cows holding signs that say like, eat more chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just very bad at framing people. Oh my God, Mike, when do we get the ripped from the headlines Law & Order episode? One tiny thing about this video that I'm going to tell you about. That I would not have clocked except that this video shows up in my thread with you right next to the picture of the quote unquote eating a dog. Oh yeah. Is that this whole video is filmed while he's sitting in front of a giant hotel pan of beef ribs. No, I know. It's like these giant ribs, like huge, like Flintstones meat. I get it. You like meat. So that story comes out August 4th. There's all this discourse about the bear. Starting in July and through August, we start talking about the bear. We start to get stories of how his campaign is running out of money, basically. There's also this thing in Arizona where they can't get enough signatures for the ballot. They're supposed to have 42,000. They can only get 9,000. And then out of nowhere, this like kind of sketchy pack delivers 110,000 signatures to the secretary of state. And you're not supposed to coordinate. This is the whole Citizens United garbage thing where it's like you can't get money to candidates, but you can get money to candidates. But the super PACs are not allowed to coordinate with campaigns, which we all know they fucking do all the time. And this, according to election law, may count as an in-kind donation to the campaign because this PAC was basically doing work for the campaign. And that may count as coordination. So this may be illegal. So even before RFK drops out, he drops off the ballot in Arizona because there's all these like legal questions and like legal challenges. And he's like, oh, this looks really bad. So he's already off the ballot in Arizona. mid-August. we start to get reports that he's speaking to the Harris and the Trump campaign. It seems like he tried to get a bunch of meetings with Harris of like, what are you going to give me if I drop out? And the Harris campaign was just not interested. Speaks highly of them. Good job. And then the weirdest fucking cameo in this is that we start getting these sort of like anonymous source quotes about him in like detailed weeks long talks with Donald Trump's campaign brokered by Tucker Carlson. He then, on August 23rd, he announces that he's dropping out. Annoyingly, he's still in the fucking media. So he's still around. So on September 16th, we get the story of the whale. The whole thing is basically, it's a clip from like an old obscure documentary where his daughter is talking about they're in some fucking house in Long Island or Martha's Vineyard or some bullshit. And a whale washes up on the beach, a dead whale. And RFK Jr. sees this and immediately runs to the garage, grabs a chainsaw, runs down to the beach and chops its head off. And then like drives it back to his other house and like, I guess like mounts it on the wall or does, I don't know what the fuck he does with it, but he does that. This is also illegal. So Noah is investigating this. Who knows, whatever, he might have like pay a fine or something. And then the final chapter of this, which I really should not have spent this much time on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's such a bummer. We're not going to go super into this one. This is the only story I've ever looked into for this, like for any podcast that I'm like, I want to know less about this. I think everyone should know less about this. It's just so weird. I started to read about it and then I was like, I don't feel good knowing these things. I don't feel good knowing these things. Anyway, we're both, we're both deep into this. So we're, we're previewing it, but this is the story of a political reporter for New York magazine named Olivia Nuzzi, who's sort of like a rising star on the political scene. She's one of these like 30 under 30 people. I don't know how these people get on these fucking lists. Boy, spoken like somebody who wasn't on a list. There's no 40 over 40 people who are somehow keeping it together despite their back hurting. Yeah. Where's the anemic, 40 year old gay man. I feel like I would at least be like number seven on that list. Okay. So she works for New York magazine in October of 2023. She flies out to California to meet with RFK Jr. They go on a hike. We're not going to go too far into this. I'm actually, I went down like a deep rabbit hole of her work. And I think me and Peter are going to do a bonus episode about just sort of the, this type of journalism that is all based on access. Like she, she flies all the way to California. She spends the day with RFK Jr. She goes hiking with him and yields no useful insight. It's like, he strode up the trail strongly. He said, Ooh, there's a bird in the distance or whatever. And you're like, yeah, he likes birds. Yeah. You don't need, like going hiking with him is so that you can brag that like, Ooh, I went hiking with RFK Jr. It's not about getting any actual useful information. Like this whole form of journalism is like a self-aggrandizement. Like he's written numerous books. You're going to read his fucking books if you want to know what he believes. It seems like the like allure is the like, she knows everybody. Yeah. Yeah. No, totally. That's the selling point rather than the like, Oh, there's an insight here that I find useful or there's analysis here or there's context or there's history or there's anything. No, no. It's just like, can you believe she has so-and-so's cell phone number? Yeah. She has this person on speed dial. I don't think speed dial exists anymore. I'm going to star six, nine. So this, we're just going to go quickly through this. I hate this shit. Apparently they start after the story comes out, he is unhappy with it. He later characterizes it as a hit piece, which it is not. It's way too nice to him. And then they start like dealing with stuff over text. This text becomes flirtatious. This becomes apparently like a sexting thing. They then have like FaceTime sex or whatever. And there's, it's also a really weird story in that neither one of the participants in this affair are like really talking about it. So all of the quotes are from like friends of theirs, like anonymous quotes from friends of theirs, like talking to the New York post and shit. But then of course these are biased actors because they're only getting a depiction of the relationship from the people involved. Right. So all of his friends are like, she threw herself at him. He had to block her. It's like, she couldn't stop texting. It definitely wasn't this serial sexual abuse. Numerous affairs, right? Allegedly. Yeah. And like maybe that is true, but also he's not a remotely reliable narrator, nor are his friends remotely reliable. There's one of his friends who's like another like anti-vax weirdo says this had nothing to do with romance. He was being chased by porn. Wow. Which is not a real thing. There's also something about this that just sort of sucks from a like media representation of lady journalists thing, which is like part of the reason there was an undercurrent of the freak out about spotlight being such a great movie that was lady journalists who were excited that it was a story about a lady journalist who didn't get the story by sleeping with a source. Whenever people are yelling and making fun of a woman on the internet, there's always an under threat of misogyny to it that just like makes me uncomfortable and like a weird sex shaming element to it. And like, even if she deserves a lot of criticism, whenever it's a Yeah. And it goes to a place that it's like, it goes from deserved critique to totally undeserved and personal, like in the blink of an eye. I also, when I first heard about this, I didn't like look too much into the details and I just thought like, well, obviously they had some like tryst, but like they never actually met. Yeah. It was all virtual, right? Yeah. It's all just like phone stuff. She was engaged at the time he was married. The, her engagement has now been broken off and they're filing restraining orders against each other in court. And it's all fucking weird. She is accusing her fiance of leaking the story. We still don't know who went to the media with this story. It's sort of weird that we know this, right? It could have just been an employment issue with New York magazine, which has now put her on leave. But like the fact that we know about this and also the fact that her boss found out about it, somebody had to tell him, right? So we don't really know who that person is. She says it's her fiance. Her fiance says that it's not him. It's a whole big, ugly, dumb thing. That's another one of those things where I'm like, I don't, I don't feel like I should know this about your relationship. No, I know the whole thing though. The court filing, I was like trying to get the PDFs of the court filings between her and her fiance. And then I was like, what is my life? What am I, what am I doing? I don't want to know this shit. Yeah, totally. Absolutely. 100%. I think as someone who exercised unbelievably poor judgment, I think whatever happens between her and her fiance really isn't any of my business. And whatever happens between RFK Jr. and his wife, also none of my business. He's also a piece of shit due to what he does in public. For real. There's a really fucked up article in the New York Post during like when his diary is coming out and when this whole like really ugly divorce case is going on that says like, he basically has the phone habits of like a middle-aged gay man. So it says that he has 43 like women, like mistresses or whatever, saved in his phone. It says in the post, at the time, it appeared Kennedy had a woman in almost every city, including at least five in Toronto. One in Paris, others in Palm Beach and Pensacola, Alaska, Aspen, Colorado, Miami, Montreal, and Cleveland. One of the women had the note airplane after her name, while another was denoted with farm and a third with teacher. Yet another was only cryptically referred to as Z. And apparently he saved them all under the letter G for Gumar, which is, remember in the Sopranos, that means you're like girl on the side, Gumar, right? Oh, uh-huh. Don't make me do that again. I think maybe you should cut it out. I should probably maybe cut that. That was bad. That was quite bad. Or leave it in along with us talking about it being miserable. But also it's like, there's something darkly funny about the fact that he just has like Susan airplane in his phone. It's like, everyone I know does this. Yes. They're like Steve lawyer, Todd, Seattle, because everyone's on the apps now. And it's like, it's not specific enough to be like Jessica hinge. There's like three Jessica hinges. Like I was looking through my phone the other day, deleting people. And I have David bicep. I don't know what that means. Yes, you do. I don't know who any of these people are. Weirdly, RFK Jr.'s ringtone was just the rambler. That's from the sixties. I'm the type of guy who likes to roam around. No, that's the wanderer. I love that song. Oh, the wanderer. Excuse me. It's the original, I've got hoes in different area codes. Yes, absolutely. I want to end with a really good quote. This Vanity Fair article is actually quite good. Just like about him. I think for the love of God, I hope this is the last time we have to talk about this person. This is a good conclusion. So here's this. Kennedy's personal history is not dissimilar to Trump's. A bottomless well of scandal that, over time, has immunized people against its real world consequences. The Kennedy name, the fantasy and celebrity of it, is its own shield, blinding people to the fine details of Kennedy's actual beliefs and thereby making him an appealing and easy vessel for discontent with Biden and Trump. Quote, like all the rest of us, Bobby grew up feeling that being a Kennedy, you could do virtually anything you wanted. Kennedy's cousin, Chris Lawford, told the authors of The Kennedys, an American drama. Quote, it was good because you got away with things other people wouldn't dream of. It was bad because it destroyed your sense of what was worth doing. Bears in Central Park. Who'd I know? Whale heads everywhere. Whale heads. Whale heads. If you think about Kennedy, I mean, we kind of already talked about how he's essentially this like fairly mediocre dude who has like failed upwards into these prestigious institutions his entire life. It's a real classic fail son scenario. Huge fail son thing, right? Spoiled kid eventually makes good because he has this 85 layers of safety. Nets below him, right? But then you look at what he leaves behind, right? You've got this babysitter who left the environmental NGO. You've got his wife who killed herself. You've got this outbreak of measles in Samoa that we barely even got to talk about where 83 fucking people died, partly because RFK Jr. promoted a bunch of anti-vax garbage. It's like you've got this wake of damage behind him. And yet he himself has only become wealthier, more prominent. And it just like sucks. We need to not have so many fucking mediocre ass people in American life who just never leave. You can't see it, but I'm Roseanne Barr grimacing at the camera. You have a giant plate of ribs in front of you. I don't know. You have a giant plate of ribs in front of you.