Bonus #197 - Enter the Cheeks Zone Vol. 4 w/ JP McDade [PATREON PREVIEW]

Hi, Star Rose, first time caller, long time listener. I knew some advice on my friend or my former friend. I was friends with this guy for throughout high school. We became best friends and then I ended up letting him borrow $4,000, him and his wife, I ended up letting him borrow $4,000. He ended up ghosting me and we haven't talked since. But now, earlier this year, he sent me a message to him, he wants to meet up, he wants to catch up in everything. And through text messages, I found that him and his wife got a divorce. So we were trying to catch up a bit because of my schedule. I'm not able to see him in person. So I just want to take him slowly, mainly. Slowly. But the weird part is now that he's starting to message my sister. What? And obviously, I'd really like that. I know him and his wife got the divorce and makes kind of tell me that maybe he's trying to hit on my sister. OK. My sister told me, she's only the message. He didn't say much, she just said, hey, but like, what we'll make it weird to do is that he's trying to follow her spam account. And she just trying to like-- Why don't you care that he says $4,000? Keep going. I mean, yes, he knew her. But they weren't, like, friends like that. I'm calm to stay with her. I'm thinking about confronting him about it. I kind of thought that I didn't really want to make up with him, to be honest. I think he's trying to just, like, answer my life without having to pay me back. I think it was bullshit. Of course. You tell me what you think. So I'll try to confront this guy. Or try to just stop him. Let us slide. Just never talk to him again. I think you stop. Confront him about trying to fuck your sister when you $4,000. Yeah, which thing? The fuck we're talking about. Or just like contacting you, pretending like he doesn't owe you $4,000. Yeah, dude. You've already fucked up a little bit here by not being like, "Hey, man, nice to hear from you. Do you have my money?" Yeah. "Oh, it's nice to hear from you. I mean, you kind of ignored me when I tried to get the $4,000 I owed you. Do you have that?" I mean, it feels like a-- Oh, it wasn't that crazy back there wasn't it? Totally, totally. Which I kind of respect trying, like trying to be like, "Foo, I got it, I got it." Oh, man, got it divorced anyway, dude. Sorry, I've been so busy with my divorce. Anyway, what's going on with you? She took $2,000 for me divorced. She's got like a new hair transplant. Dude, you got to immediately lay down the fucking lawn and be like, "Hey, man, good to hear from you. Where's my fucking lawn?" You ghosted me after I gave you four fucking-- This is what we call a cleaver problem. This is dude. You don't even use magic, you just fucking-- I would chop his nuts off, if I were you. And that's coming from pussy, yes, fucker Jones. It sounds like you don't have a whole lot of paperwork involved in this loan situation, which is unfortunate because this is time for small claims court, legal action type stuff. You gotta get your money. I think you just fucking-- You just like, "Hey, man, you owe me." Like, "Hey, I'm happy to hear from you, but we have to address the fact that you owe me $4,000." So that is not your friend. Yeah. I mean, it could be, it could be a real piece of shit. How old are these? You didn't say all these, right? I mean, it sounds, I mean, everything he said about this guy sounds like, "It's either get your money or he's not worth your time as a friend." Like, he doesn't seem like a good friend in any way. No. If it bothers you that he said hello to your sister, it's not a guy you like. That's actually a great point. If you're actually friends with someone, him dating your sister would be sick. If you respect him, you're like, they could get me. Like, in a perfect world, being in laws with your boy. Even dating, it's like, you, he always would say, "Hey." Right. It's like, if you said, "Hey, am I going to be weird?" But I wouldn't be like, "Man." Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? I think he thinks he's trying to-- Yes, he definitely, he definitely-- Well, or it's a very funny maneuver of putting out feelers through the sister of like, "Hey, it's your brother like, man, about the floor grand." That's a good point. Or is he like, "Actually, I want to-- now that I'm divorced, I want to fuck his sister, I've always wanted to fuck, but it's going to suck. I better make things over at the end." Right. Oh, that's a great-- That's interesting. So then I can do this. And you're looking-- that's why you have-- She feels more selfish, which feels more in line with kind of how this guy seems to operate. And that's why you have the vision-- the x-ray vision of the cheek zone. Exactly. Yeah, dude. I sense it. If this guy owes you, you have to be like, "Hey, man, great to hear from you, but I need my money back." And it's like, if you don't have it all, I get that pay me 200 bucks every week or something. I mean, before I vote for friends money, and the way that we stayed friends was I paid them as much as I could once a month. Right. And it took forever to pay them back. It was only 500 bucks. That's so fucking fair. But it was like 20 bucks a month for a look. It was just some small thing to just be like, I know that I owe you this. Of course. And I'm trying. Of course. And it's like, not even have that. I feel like he's saying, hey, I don't have your $4,000. Also, I want your sister's pussy. That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm willing to fuck your sister as payment. Right, right, right. I'll give your sister $4,000 worth of dick. In the cheek zone, that would be punishable by death. Oh, yeah, yeah. But death is awesome in the cheek zone. Yeah, we do have to be careful. Wait, you can't, a lot of things are inverted here. That is so fucking. And you can repay debts by fucking. Well, here's the thing. You're right, it's not punishable by death. It's punishable by, we hit you with a big club and you turn into a baby again. But you're conscious and you remember going through your mom's pussy. And you relive that for a thousand years. Yeah, you have the memory of every life you've ever lived. Well, no, I'm saying you only relive going out of your mom's pussy for a thousand years. You feel great suffering and pain, but you don't have the vocabulary to express it. Right, but you have a human man's mind. I think what would be greater torture than of just someone never being able to die. They just get so old and wanting to crep it and their body's my part. They just approach zero. That would be so torture. Pass them to it. After a thousand years, the sun burns out. You're aging? Well, maybe every thousand years as an old, really old man, you still go through your mother's pussy. Okay. Because I feel like that should be part of the punishment. Consciously going through your mother's pussy seems so fucking annoying. That's what Benjamin Button should have been about. That's how it should have ended. He crawls back into his mom's pussy. But you're, or when he's born, he's an old guy who renews what's going on. Oh, true. He's like, oh. I think there, I think it's a short story or a book. And in the short story, he just is an old man. There's no, he's a baby that looks old. At the very end, it's one sperm cell and one egg. They separate the zygote separate. Oh, wow. Interesting. And at the movie theater, you could eat the gizz, the little one gizz. Now when we get for the sperm theater. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly right. That's the movie we need to think about. You're going to be our head shot. All right. We'll have to find it from a universe where Comfort has Brad Pitt's career. OK, that's it. But that'll be easy. That exists. Oh, in that universe, he fucks Angelina Jolie. But he's not abusive, and they're all happy together. That's nice. That's so awesome. Comfort is a good guy. He's a good guy. Can we revisit the idea where Colin first stretches out here, and that at least pussy in the one of the movies? No, I don't think we've moved past that. He's in gentle. He's in the league of, what is it? Extraordinary gentlemen. Not a league of extraordinary gentlemen. He's in the one way. I genuinely warfare. Oh, you know what he's in? Oh, he's in the gentleman. The umbrella academy. Yes. No, no. Not a umbrella academy. That universe. That's the one with Taren Egerton. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's the gentleman. No. The name of the crew that he puts. No, no, no, no. It's there. It's so awesome. It's like that most perfect plain movie of all time. It was like a movie. What's that called, Elders? What are you fucking doing? He's texting his wife, probably. Who's he talking about? What do you do, a man? You've only been podcasting all day. Why are you texting your wife? I was actually texting Kyla. Anyway, wait, what do you guys say? This movie was called for Taren Egerton. It was called for Taren Egerton. Where it's kind of like a James Bond type shit. A league of. It's like league gentleman. It's gentleman something. They're tailors men. The king's name is. That movie was really good. Like I had a lot of fun in that movie and then at the very end, it's like, there's this really weird joke. Where he fucks his someone's ass or something. Well, he's like. He's letting people. He's rescuing people from prison and this hot cougar or whoever is like, let me out. And he's like. He says something like, "I will if you let me fuck you in the ass." Like, it's ways. And sort of an ass fuck. It's so out of nowhere. And you're like, he's asking for sex to let the free this woman out of jail. That is strange. Just mad. It was like. It really ruined the mood. Surely, Madame. As soon as you show me, it puts me in also a hole. Roll credit. That's really good. That's really good. So that will show the Kingsman, the high protein movie theater. And curious case of Benjamin Button, but Colin Firth has Brad Pitt. But in the Kingsman, instead of very finally tailored, tweed suits, they're all wearing like, weight vests, like, like, 40 pounds. Oh, right. 'Cause they're getting jacked. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. That's awesome and true.