Bonus #190 - Jon Gabrus [PATREON PREVIEW]

hey i'm like 21 years old and my friend like my best friend ever genuinely like i imagined her rather than like a long-term partner as being someone in my life okay long-term lesbian that makes sense but it doesn't she i was going through some problems with her car and i ended up loaning her like four thousand dollars which for me was a big amount that's a lot of money yeah you're 21 i guess i wasn't like that down bad for it at the time but like i it was like zero interest she could take her time paying it back anyways like a couple weeks ago she got a fucking boob job and i kind of thought about saying something before she got the boob job like hey is this like are you gonna be good to pay me back and now she started paying me back monthly this is the first month where she said okay like i can't like bill's got got me this month i'm i'm gonna have to wait till after my next pay period to pay you back damn so and i know she's she also took out a loan to get these boobs oh they're really nice but well okay i'm back i see where she's coming from just give her the money as a friend just let her keep the money why are you being such a fucking bitch she has awesome tits thank you for adding great tits into society yeah why are you being such a flat-chested cunt about this no no just a joke what else we got elders i don't want to lose her as a friend but i do need the money right and i don't know how else to i mean it feels pretty obvious that i that we should she should pay me back i guess yes we agree um that's man money between friends is is is fucking complicated especially when you don't have it like when you're young lending four grand to a friend that's that's insane that's a lot of money like when i moved to new york after like years of saving i had seven grand yeah like to me that was like i was like fuck this this is my fucking nest egg i'm like starting from here yeah i can't imagine being 21 and giving somebody four grand that's an insane amount no that's like what i would make one full summer like yeah like that left so i would say you gotta just hopefully she's using the boobs in like like she's getting good use out of them she's maybe gonna cocktail waitress only fans dance and and they will be actually an investment and she'll be making money for you but in the end i think you gotta set up a plan where you're gonna be able to make money for you you tell her what you said to us like your friendship is important uh but it is important that i get this money back so we need to make some sort of aggressive plan like i'm not gonna charge you interest but you got to give me a hundred dollars a month for the next 40 months or 200 a month for 20 months well that's what i would say is like it sounds like so far she's been paying her monthly right and okay she missed the she missed this payment the month she got her tits done right i think it doesn't seem like this is something that you need ideally what you're should have happened is if you loan somebody this money at the moment they're accepting it when they need it the most you get them to just sign a plan right you just agree to something right agree to this like we you know whatever let's just this is like this will be what it is you know and just so we don't have any drama between us just like yes but this way we don't have to think we just do what's on this thing right um now obviously that didn't happen but this is a good opportunity to i get that this was hard but like i really need the money so can we just outline right now we just got to start on so that there's no more misunderstanding no more whatever like can we just like you know and even if you don't feel like that's necessary if you already have a plan in place um you should just i think it's a good opportunity to reiterate like hey i i just really need the money right we just have to stay on this you have to understand like you must understand as someone who needed four grand to save your car yeah how i might need my four grand as well yeah yeah and you the last thing you want to do is like lose a friend over four thousand dollars you know what i mean yeah but at the same time it's like i would say that from the other person's side is like that's who's same thing for them too that's who's in danger of losing a friend um because i think the worst case scenario here is like you lose a friend you lose your money too right like now you're out a friend and you're out like 3 400 you know i don't know how much he started paying you back right like um so yeah i mean i think at this point it's just the important thing since she's missed the payment but it has been on a plan before this is to just check in and be like hey you can't do that you know like right and obviously don't say it like that don't don't approach her like a bookie yeah but you could just be like hey i like i saw your browser history it looks like you're trying to get a labiectomy yeah yeah yeah you're trying no more like lips done yeah no you're trying to get kylie jenner dsls on your pussy oh the dream horizontal like that i would that would bug me the fuck out that would be like i would need a vertical set of plumpies i don't want them horizontal that would piss me off um yeah i mean it's pretty it's pretty simple i mean the specific that she did go and get a boob job it's pretty funny but i did like hearing you say they're great yeah i you know i'm like heterosexuality's a cage when i a 21 year old girl's like my friend got great tits and i'm like well that's good fuck yeah i know it's better it's better than losing your money for shitty tits yeah right yeah yeah she got one big one in the middle oh i'm so i so regret giving her the money yeah but yeah this is tough but just like yeah just this is the kind of thing you have to make sure does not become chronic right and it's very possible also i'm thinking now too that she borrowed four thousand dollars to get a great tits put on her car yeah like a truck yeah truck truck tits just a big pair on the front like over the headlights when you turn the lights on the nipples pop out that would be awesome something to think about elders can we get those those schematics going can we talk to our boob schematic guy you