Bonus #188 - Joey Dardano

What else do I have? Um, so I'm gonna keep a short. I'm going on a bachelor party. Nice. And I'm going to Montreal and all my guy friends are single. And every single one of them want to go to a strip club. And my fiance specifically said no strip clubs. That's not fair. No, I know it's crazy. But it's fucking is. Do I tell her ahead of time that the boy. No, you just go. Yeah, come on, man. I'm not trying to stop. I'm not trying to cause drama, but you got to just go and then you hide it and it's a fun secret. It's a fun and you don't do anything bad. Yeah, that's the thing. Don't confirm her fears. We got to let him finish. There's a little bit. Can I just say one thing? It's so funny when people have an opportunity to call in and they have like they're able to get ready. The phone rings, whatever. I love how the past two neither people sound ready for the fact that they started getting recorded. He's he literally started to go. So um, uh, he knows what he's calling about. He's the one calling strip clubs. Now I know it's crazy, but do I tell her ahead of time that the boys really want to go to we just kind of go. The one problem is we do share those locations. I'm sure she's going to be looking just to make sure I'm not going to strip clubs. He's not normally like that. But with this, you know, specific situations, she might be. Um, yeah, let me know what's up. You see the main reason this sucks. Yeah. It's not his bachelor weekend. So he can you imagine a man. Can you imagine your bachelor party and one of your friends is a good guy. Not a cheat. Look, if one, like, if one of your, I've had friends who I've had a friend who like had an error of his life where his fucking girlfriend made him face time before bed because he cheated on her so much. Well, you know what I mean? Like, like, like, I, oh, yeah, we've all been, we, and but if it was my, in like, look, if it was basically your friend who's a sex addict who's like, I can't go to a strip club. You guys get it. Yeah. If this is just a guy who you know is a good guy who's just going to sit in the back, tip a little bit, and there's just beer and look at some titties. Well, you guys actually have a great time. If he was like, I can't go to this true club. Because my girlfriend won't let me go to this. That's in that activates a level of, like, adolescent bullying in me. Yeah. That's the thing. I want to like, I want to respect people's boundaries. I want to respect people's life. The older I've gotten, I've just, I'm always like, hey, man, everyone's dealing with something, whatever, the way in which you're not just like being a man about enjoying your life. Come on, dude. And just doing a fuck dude. The reason this sucks is that since it's not his wedding and it's his friends wedding, he's already going on the trip, his girlfriend is expecting him to sit in the fucking hotel room while they're doing all the fun stuff. That's insane. That's crazy. As we tell my run into like a bachelor at party or a bachelor like, they're always, first of all, they're not mentally there. Sure. They're always fucking gone. Yeah. And they're having the night of their fucking life. Now, I will say it is crazy how many people do seem to cheat on their bachelor or bachelor at parties. Yeah. I said that on stage yesterday, because there's a bachelor at party right in the front row. And they had a bad time ever since I pointed that out. She was sitting in the front with the white, the white veil and everything. And I was and there was a single guy in the corner and I go, huh? And then they reacted weird. And I was like, what are you supposed to cheat tonight? You could tell the whole row was like, knock it off. So it's hot. Dude, we stopped her from sucking a guy off. Just come on. She's supposed to just fall into it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't do it. But it does seem to have. Now, maybe this is purely anecdotal. And those are the only ones who get, you know, reported, because like, for example, my brother's bachelor party, we went to fucking smack down and we ate pizza and watched Marlon Wayans movie. So it's like, yeah, it's off. He's not a, my brother would never do that. He got head from Roman Reigns on the way out. But so I'm sure the numbers are crazy. Like it's like, you know, it's just the reported cases. It's such a juicy story when someone cheats on their bachelor party. But anyway, this is fucking insane. And I guess this is an opportunity to have a conversation about trust and boundaries, right? Yeah. Cause it's like, why does she? Why? He just said she's not normally like this. What is it about this? It's the history of bachelor bachelor at parties with her. Like, oh, he could cheat. And the vibe is that's okay. But, but it's, but I'm wondering, it's just like, why all this? Do you have an otherwise good relationship? Yeah. Have you ever given her a reason not to try? Cause this guy might be leaving stuff out, right? Yeah. If he's like, and you know, I did use to day, I've dated eight strippers. You know what I mean? Like, this is my type. I'm Kebikoa. And it's just an opportunity for me to go get back. Yeah. Um, but is there a reason or is she being unreasonable? Because if you have some weird history, if you've cheated, if whatever, that's one thing. But if you're never done anything, you're a model citizen. Yeah. And she's like, you're not allowed to go to, and you're not even a guy who goes shit because you're like, it just, you happen to be in a bachelor party. Yeah. That actually is a serious problem. That's her part. That's a real problem of trust. Yeah. It's like, it only gets worse. Like if you go on a fucking business trip or you even like, what if, what if you're trying to cheat? And she's just all over it. And she's just in your business. You know, one day you might want to cheat. And now she's going to fucking be on your dick. Anyway, sex with someone that's not my damn way. Jesus. I'm going to be home for dinner. Yeah. 10 years, man. When you want to fuck your secretary, you got to worry that she's got the office bugged. I mean, come on. First of all, I have important calls here. He's a confidential. The company can be sued. But dude, the fact, the fact that like over time, he's like, not, he's not going to be able to fucking stay at a hotel in a business trip. There's something I love is like, you get out of work early one day. You're like, go to a movie alone. She's going to look at your location. Like, what the fuck are you doing at the movies? I just wanted to go see Spider-Man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just wanted to go see fans. I said, for I just wanted, because you're fucking talk during. You just want to take a fucking moment away. Absolutely. And now, and now you're like, you're just already getting now the signs of someone who's not going to let you do shit on your own unless it's clear. And you're not with a mom. You're with a woman. Yeah. That's no, it's crazy. If you're listening, yeah, yeah, if you're driving right now, double-grip the wheel, I'll block like a dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let these hoes know we will go to ship clubs with our friends. And we will sit in the corner and be scared whenever a woman speaks to us. Right. It's like, I just think like, this is such an insane. Again, unless we're missing something, I don't know. To me, it also has a weird red flag of like, not to be reductive, but it's like the people who, sometimes people who are really controlling about whether you're cheating or not. They're the people that they're the ones who think like, well, if I was there, I'd suck a guy's cock. Yeah. And it's like, yeah. So I don't know. To me, this is at least a moment. This triggers a moment of introspection about the relationship. You're at risk. That's all. How would I, how would I handle it? I would be like, I think that if it was me, I'd be like, are you out of your fucking mind? Yeah. It's my fucking, like, I'm, like, I'm not fucking my location off. And I'm gonna have a great fucking weekend. Yeah. And when I get back, I'm yelling at you. What I'm doing is going to a strip club with my location on and being like, yeah, I fucking told you. Yeah. It's just for, I'm on the dollar. I'm not gonna, and you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna push your prefer head because if you accuse me of cheating, you're gonna get what you want. If I'm, you make me do this. You're not gonna believe me anyway. You're gonna fucking believe me anyway. So why not you fucking be of you busting? No. No. This is where you make me do this. Yeah. That's how I handle it. All right. I'll see you when I get home. All right. Love you. Love you. Don't don't don't finish the boys without me. God, that show. You watch that show? I have. I watch the first two seasons. It crashed and burned like fucking crazy. But the first two seasons were really good. They're awesome. Yeah. I hated watching every episode this season at a bad time. It's what I heard as well. I just, I saw the gifts on Twitter. I'm like, oh, that's how it ends great. It's enough. I feel like I miss, I feel like I didn't miss anything anyway. Tell your girlfriend she's acting like the boy's season five and then knock it off. Although it was very funny that like how dumb people like people were mad that home lander, the clearly evil guy got killed at the end. Yeah. Like so funny. It's like that's the villain supposed to lose. That's the whole point. Anyway, wow fucking white supremacists are retards. Who would have thought? Yeah. And tell your girlfriend to shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.