Bonus #183 - Kush Brothers Presents: At The Flicks (Letterhotboxd) w/ Spliffskel & Reefert & Toker [PATREON PREVIEW]

all right here's a really appropriate ass call for this episode hey stavi such a big fan love the show love the call-in portion especially i need your sagely wisdom okay you've given so many others what up eldest uh guests also um okay so i am uh i work in pest control pest management whatever you want to say and part of my job i treat bed bugs and that's about as about as pleasant as you would imagine it would be but uh fuck it's got to be done and uh part of that work is you become very acquainted with the smell of blood other people's blood strangers blood jesus but unfortunately all blood kind of more or less smells the same so my girlfriend who's lovely we have a good relationship i'm 35 she's 40 um she really likes to have sex on her period and i think you know where this is going uh unfortunately with enough time i know where it's doing my job long enough i have a very strong smell kind of connection association with bed bugs and blood where typically i could have sex with someone on the parade never bothered me before um and i think what makes it especially bad is my girlfriend really likes to have sex on her period i think she feels a little bit less attractive maybe when she's on a period she feels a little self-conscious so she likes you know kind of the the affirmation i guess of of like i'm still attracted to her his call so i'm having trouble to the point that like i'm in a movie i struggled to get it up speed racer i'm not gonna find speed racer but you can't find something about weed or a movie the theater that we saw that did once have bed bugs oh really so it's a little bit i thought that was the one in times square oh i thought it was both i thought they probably both have yeah yeah i remember that scared the fuck out of me anyway anyway what else i i struggled to get it up which is typically not an issue for me uh getting the erection maintaining the erection when she's on a period really difficult especially when i get to smell it all my girlfriend is not the most understanding not the most uh level-headed so i'm level-headed i'm worried that because your dick gets soft when she desperately tell her that hey i'm having trouble with this because i'm associating with bed bugs is going to make her feel terrible about herself and it's it's going to go very poorly but what do i do do i get secret dick pills to help myself do i try to talk to her about it because honestly i just am not sure that i'm doing it so yeah uh yeah we have a hundred easy so something under the nose um cook something with a lot of garlic like right before you fuck sure it's an overwhelming yes nice and that way you keep the vampires i might want to suck her pussy blood out this is big so that's so that's like two birds one yeah yeah i didn't realize that's fucking smart why don't vampires just like milk women on their periods you know what i mean why don't they have farms full of and then they don't have to kill anybody i think i was a drink pussy blood like true blood and twilight they both kind of oh they did have that conclusion so they don't have to kill yeah just form yeah you know what i'm saying what did they say was the reasoning not to what do you mean like in trial i think in one of those uh the good shit is the kind you get from killing somebody but there's like there's like the cheap knockoff pussy blood i see it's like different corrupted yes yes okay blood is pop off it's like shake yeah yeah yeah okay that's a shame i would think it actually might be pussy blood is a half step above biting into a rat when you can't find it no come on know this decolonize your mind from that kind of misogyny man it's better than a rat pussy blood is definitely much better than a human pussy blood is definitely for a vampire much better on the hierarchy and he's sucking a rat you know that you know that don't get cute man all right um rat can't invite you in listat when he was in the gutter actually sucking rats yeah he would have killed for pussy blood and you know you know listat in his fucking weakened state would have killed for a couple i know he would have sucked on a maxi pad for as long as it takes to kill a rat you know you know you know you know you know you know you know he would have been like all right this is better than a rat but that's not that good neck blood you know yeah no man if you give a fucking homeless guy a fucking chick-fil-a sandwich he's not gonna ask for a steak it's gonna be like this is a delicious sandwich i guess i don't know next wait do we even answer this question no not really next question this also might be the only question we have time yeah right this is a hard out i was just late to a concert with his wife for this the coon brothers worth every moment the projectionist is leaving the film critics all right this is our last question this is awesome this actually this might be my favorite episode we've ever done okay all right all right so first of all dude okay what he's doing here is practicing the lie he's gonna tell us his girlfriend yeah on us he's it's like it's like doing an open mic he's open micing this argument that he doesn't even really believe because by the way i i it wasn't a by my first apartment that i sublet in new york i was i was infested with bed bugs it didn't really smell it it had you you have to see the worst infestation of all time yeah for it to smell like blood famously the thing about bed bugs is that like they you know they leave little marks but it's not it's not enough for you to figure it out so i don't actually believe you i think and also i you kind of know what bed bugs smell like yeah they don't smell like pussy blood no you don't like the smell of pussy they're like full of blood and then they were all flattened so that all that blood came out of them and then you smell that yeah yeah i think you came up with a story to like cover for being squeamish about and it's exactly it's like i think you just gotta yeah yeah yeah fuck on the pyramid top of the pyramid been flapping your hair around your drone shot flying in um i look i don't think i just think you don't want to do like don't give me this bed bug stuff yeah and look we who don't like the smell of blood you should start liking the taste that's all i'm saying yeah i honestly kind of yeah just stay at the top shelf in my experience you don't go too crazy yes yes yes now i would say you don't go in the wall you don't go in the wall you don't well whatever's in the bucket still you can drink that but don't go in anyway i would say that you just have to admit that you don't really want to do this and yeah if you honestly just take secret dick pills or just kind of grow up figure it out i don't know what to tell you man you can act like a man yeah absolutely this is tony soprano smacking aj and isn't that what got him out it's in the godfather the oh sorry vito slaps he slaps the singer he's like you can act like a man oh right right you're fucking pussy remember when tony slaps the fuck out of yeah yeah of aj and like presses him and he fucks it up because that gets him out of doesn't that get him out of football no uh military school oh they feel bad after that or something or no maybe that maybe that's when they send them whatever who gives a fuck we'll do we'll do the the smoke and smoke emmys the m weeds the m weeds that's for tv the stemmies i mean that's why this yeah this is the fucking best in the bay mcdade is the fucking king for a reason folks put him on your writing staff nikki glazer isn't a fucking idiot this woman employs him roast of kevin hart is out by now the roast he wrote half the fucking jokes you heard on the roast of kevin are you fucking animals and he's here for you today kush brothers presents branding opportunities kush brothers presents smoke soul at the flicks i thought i was gonna nail it and we were gonna that was gonna be the end of the episode i thought i was gonna ramp up and i was gonna i would have left out the window i know man you were so locked in i just did not have it okay