Bonus #178 - Greg's Day Out Vol. 4 [PATREON PREVIEW]

What's up, Salvi, L this, yes, the day, time to fire away, bitch. My fiat and I are nearing the point where we're starting to have talks about kids, things like that. Basically, every friend that we have has, is either currently pregnant or about to have a child or just had a child, so it's our turn. That's what we want to do. That's the separate taking, the issue that I want your advice on is when we are fucking a lot. We have good sex. 10 out of 10 would recommend, we do it a lot more aggressive than most I would assume or from, you know, previous sex having. I don't know if I feel comfortable impregnating, if you don't have to be a wife, keep your mother in my channel, in an aggressive manner. What's your advice? Come. Where are you fucking? Either get over it. Are you a medieval peasant? If I, if the love making is devilish, then the boy will come out and devil. What are you fucking idiot? I mean, this is, I mean, honestly, you're a good guy. Born in hate. This is one of the stupidest questions I've ever gotten in my life. Sometimes I've heard if you come with your eyes closed, the boy's born blind. Literally I had co-workers who were like, if the girl's on top, it's a girl. If the guy's on top, it's a guy. I'm not kidding. Yeah, if you, and if you want twins, you double-come, you double-come, that's how it starts. So I, you know, I don't really want to, this is just so fucking stupid and it's something so dumb to worry about. You're not like, okay, so you don't want to, you don't want to associate rough sex with the idea of a baby. You want to associate sex with a baby? Like once you're fucked, once you, unless you have elective in your life, you're not in vitro fertilization. I understand what he's saying. I understand. And you know what? I'm not surprised, Greg. No disrespect. But of course, you know what I mean. He's not saying what he's saying is, when I have the memory of my loving child being born, do I want to associate that also with the, you know, shaking, you know, just fucking bitch. Yeah. Yeah. And so let me also tell you this, there was about six months to a year where we thought my first son was consummated, conceived at the Borgada Hotel in Casino. That's beautiful. And part of me was like, I don't know what kind of child we're going to have with this. Right. We're going to come to this. That's insanely stupid to say. Right. We did something. It's something there. Turns out it wasn't real. There's nothing there. What's there? There's nothing. It would have seemed into my come. Into your gist. And it's getting to come out asking for money. This is insane. You know what I mean? You know, if your child was conceived at a Borgada, he's going to like gamble as an adult. Not, I'll say this. Not 100%. But two percent. Like, there's one little boy in my head going. Too high. Too so high. It's just being the point. Digits man. If my kid grows up and he's like, hey man, I'm going to, I bet you that all, I bet you already Scargo's faster. I'm going to go. It's the fucking Borgada. No, maybe is there something about, see, what's very funny is, you're the kind of guy who would go to the Borgada with his wife. That way more means he might be a gambler. I was at a gig because at a gig, she came to visit, okay, my grandfather died in a fucking racetrack. Well, okay. So I won't. That's why he might gamble though. Not because you nutted your wife in a Borgada. I actually didn't happen at the Borgada, so I just wanted that out there. How did you go back and figure it out? Because my wife was like, that means you would have born in three months. I see. And I was like, oh, right. Oh, so you really don't even get me? See, okay. This is proof that you should not worry about this because Greg thought he and pregnant his wife at a Borgada, even though it happened three months before the baby was born or whatever. Yeah, whatever. Okay. So that's, so yeah, dude, this is one of the stupidest worries you could possibly have. It has no effect on it. My advice would be, stop being a fucking, you know, again, medieval peasant brain. Stop having fucking villager brain. Make your wife as much as you like in a way that makes you both happy because take it from her perspective. She likes this. It's now a sudden, she has to have, get fucked in a way she doesn't really enjoy because you have some weird hang up about the symbolism of being conceived with rough sex. Now he's born in boredom. Oh, and be one thing of you world, if this guy was a poet, right, who cared about symbols or an artist or anything like that, maybe, but I'm going to guess you never have considered symbolism until this moment, until it changes. And by the way, we need to fucking take away the, we need to stop demonizing types of sex. You're talking about sex with a loving couple. That's beautiful no matter what fucking weird shit you're doing. And you should, you should conceive your child in a truthful manner. I would argue that you, you, there's the equally as powerful as if, if this were true, which it's not, right? But if, if we live in a world where the way you conceive your child could affect it, his father half-assedly, he would rather him be conceived with a half-ass fuck, so he would rather he be like, then what, you're going to get a guy who doesn't really fucking hustle, he doesn't give 110%. You need to fuck your wife as hard as possible, so you have a fucking grind set go getter. You could be, you could be taking a Gary Vee away from the world, dude. If you don't fuck your wife good, your kid won't grind hard, dude. So anyway, that's my advice, you're fucking dumb as shit for worrying about this. Any other takes, boys? No. Well, yeah. You know, it's a take, it's from a while ago. Tell it. Some of my favorite memory, and it seems like it shouldn't be, but, you know, some of my favorite memories of my wife are choking her while she's having a blistering orgasm. That should be all. Absolutely. That's beautiful. But it's like that. Yeah. To see her and that. You feel awesome, you feel happy, and she's free, you're making her nut. You want to take that essence away from your child's birth. You want your wife being like, oh, yawning while you nut in her and that's who comes out. So either you're stupid, and you shouldn't care about this at all, or even if you're right, the symbolism of not making your wife bust and bringing the child in the world, that's disgusting to us. My wife was dressed like Jabba the Hut. That just does it for me. Yeah, and you were looking like him. I was hot dead dog. Yeah. Look, man, it's more true of me than you. If we just cut my way up. Yeah. I mean, how many? That's got to be the number one, like, nerd costume that happens is Jabba and Slave Leia. Sure. There are hot women who love nerdy shit so much that they respect a fat guy with that kind of knowledge. That exists. There's at least 10 couples out there that are weird, that are weird Comic-Con couples. I love her just going, "Hey, honey, for Christmas, I mean for Halloween, let's do the couple's costume. I'll be Slave Leia," and he's like, "Who am I going to be?" And she's like, "Oh, well, I mean, obviously. Oh, I mean, I thought I'm solo, but I want to be Slave Leia, so that doesn't really make sense. Can you do me?" I don't know. Let's brainstorm. Who else? Max Reb. Max Reb. That you don't look like, necessarily. It's a Halloween party, of course. It's not. You don't have to look like the character, but he's like, "Oh, I guess I'll be Salacious Crumb." Yeah. He's like, "Should I be Luke?" And she's like, "My brother?" Weird. No. Yeah. She's like, "Oh, I'll be a job, and maybe I can get a fats," and she's like, "Yeah, yeah, maybe." We have to. What a weird life it would be a job of. To be a job of the hunt. No legs. You got to live life. And you see other people who have legs and no legs. And do you have a cock? This job of a cock? This job of a cock. Maybe it comes out, like a turtle. And if you've seen the new one, Jeremy Allen White is playing a jacked version of a job of his son or something. Playing a son is done. This is it? It's like, "Iky or something." It's stinky. Stinky the hunt? I don't know him. Yeah. Yeah. But why is he jacked? Can you give us some Star Wars lore? Well, we don't know. He's last we saw him as a child. He was a little baby. So I guess he worked out a little bit. Yes, jacked. That makes sense. Because he sees what that fat is. Yeah. He was so fucking fat, some dumb bitch with her tits out, killed him. Yeah. Choked him because on his fucking own gullet. Yeah. And he'll never happen to him. Right. Exactly. I don't want to see jacked jobas. I want to see fat ones sitting on a thing. They're all. I don't want to see them running around. Do you think his dick is the end of his tail or something? Like you suck on the end of his tail and it's again your dick. Oh. Like it's all connected. That'd be interesting. Like he's like a. It's like a plural. He's actually in some ways one huge penis. Right. And he's thinking of the tip of his tail. Whoa. He's kind of the nuts. Oh, maybe. And that's what happens if you're led by your dick. That's who you are. That's beautiful poetry as well. Do you have to go, Greg? Let's check the maps. Fuck, I got a driver in the city and I'm high. Oh, you have a. Throw your car though. No, I got to take the train. You could take the. What did your car? You could be a car. Yeah, of course. Oh, right. Of course, dude. I always like to pretend that it's like. I couldn't pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you unplug all this bullshit? Well, be fucking decent. Well, we do some fucking. Alright. Another call. I'll just do a call. (upbeat music)