Bonus #177 - Live Call Show Vol. 40 [PATREON PREVIEW]

I'm a trans woman. My voice is actually a little messed up because of a little surgery I had recently. So it's just recovering. So just my Adam Zappel removed. Oh shit. But they took it off. They shaved it off. Yes. They did the thing. So you know, science is magic. I guess. How cool. I'm sorry. We just are fucking set. Just fucking dropped on our set. AKA the back drop that we just fucking, uh, slobbly. Yes. Exactly. But anyway, I'll move over for a sec. It's fine. Oh my god. I can't wait to watch this. We'll get through. We'll get through. We'll get through your question and then, uh, and then we will fix it up. Tell me when you're, when you're ready for me to continue. No, no, we're ready. We're ready. Okay. Okay. Perfect. So, um, I had a few surgeries this year, like, uh, face stuff, things like that. Nice. And because of the way insurance works and because I'm like two years on estrogen, uh, through the transition, it makes sense now to consider the breast augmentation. And I have, and I really want to get a good job. You came to the right pot. Yes. Yes. That's what everyone on the discord was saying is that you're the right guy to ask, um, I don't know. So I am. Triple G. Triple G. Go gigantic. Okay. As big as medically possible without putting your life a danger. Okay. So my surgeon told me that because of my frame, I can actually go pretty big. Like, I have, um, like, my bra band size is 38. Okay. It's actually pretty big in my shoulders and we're not could hold the line. Um, I'm five, eleven. I don't know if that matters. But pretty tall. We got a real big. Yeah. Go be okay. Cool. Yeah. Options are between, like, like, so there's the CC use and stuff. But what it will come out to is either 38, like, see 38 sort of, like, C plus, I guess, and then or like a solid 38 D to double D. We're getting warmer. One other option. Okay. So double, like, that's 38 double D would be the max. And is that what you would, like, I don't know how to let me, like, let me Google 38 double D real fast. Yeah. Because it might be huge. Yeah. It's huge. I Google that. Okay. Let me five, eleven. Yeah. Five eleven. Yeah. I love it. It's pretty tall. If you're tall gal, ain't nothing wrong with some big fat titties. Right. Okay. You know, I look, I'll be honest with you here. Obviously, what we're going to say is get the biggest hits possible. Look, philosophically, what we're going to say is get the biggest hits possible. But, yeah, you know, what, how have you, in your mind's eye, how did you see your titties? How big did you see your titties looking? What do you, you know, oh, yeah. So one thing that actually really bothers me is that, like, if I have to really wear a push up rod to, like, see them and notice that they're there in a lot of shirts. Sure. And I want to have, like, visible cleavage, if I wear, like, a tube top type thing, or like, like, spaghetti straps, anything like that, like a smaller top. I really want to see visible cleavage because to me, that just presents as female, right? Sure. Yeah. So that's sort of my thought there. But I was wondering, like, is big girl always better? Like, I don't know much about boobs. So it's like, double D, better than D is better than C. I actually, okay. Actually, I don't believe that's true. I think, I, in fact, I feel like I've seen, I think it's all, I don't read, I should, for as much as I love titties, I should have, I should look into this. But the band size matters so much that I don't even think that I don't even think what you're talking about is going that crazy. I think it's more just sort of like matching your frame as opposed to like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah. You're so right, because the issue I have right now as a 38B, I actually really struggle to find bras that fit, because my band is so big and the breasts are so small. They're not like tiny, but sure. Sure, sure. Of course. So I would just say, it doesn't sound to me like you're crazy, tit-sized-wise. But, you know, if you want, I think, you know, your surgeon's not going to, if you got a good surgeon, you know, they're not going to steer you the wrong way. And I would just say, you're not fuck, you're doing all this shit. You don't do it, do what you want, do what you ultimately want to do to be happy. Yeah. It's, you're not going through all this fucking surgery to kind of half-ass it. Now, that's not saying as, again, as much as we love to tell you to get quadruple G tits or whatever, obviously don't go crazy. You know what I mean? Don't get fucking, don't, you know, I mean, unless you really, unless that's how you've always seen yourself, if you, if what you're trying to achieve is just like, fuck, another, another clip down. Oh my god. Fuck, god damn it. No, so like I never thought of it being like Elvira style. Sure. I mean, like just completely enormous. I know you think you like her, but I listen, I don't think sister. I know I like Elvira. But yes, then, but I go for it. I was just going to say, yeah, this to me sounds fucking reasonable. Now, look, I don't really, again, I should know more about, I should know more about tits versus bands, but you know, go to your friends who have similar size titties, take a gander, see what they have to say about it, you know, friends who've gone through this experience. You know, I'm sure, I'm sure specifically people transitioning that because I also think I bet you what happens a lot because like the way I order takeout, if I was trans, I would order titties, the way I order takeout where I would get way more than I needed. And I bet you like six months in, I'd be like, fuck, my back hurts. I didn't need the fucking biggest hits of all time. So listen, I think it's probably like imagine the biggest tits you could possibly want on yourself. And then maybe like, take it down a couple not turn the dial down a couple notches. You know what I mean, down 25 CCs or something. Yeah, that actually makes sense. And it is like you said, I have a good surgeon. It's all within the range that she recommended. She said it won't cause any back problems. And like part of the reason I called you is because all of my male friends are gay. So they would give me advice. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, right. But they don't need, you don't need tits. They're like, get them smaller. If you want it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a man. But yeah, there's no cost difference going bigger. Oh, hell yeah. Now that's okay. Now you leave a money on the table. If you don't go then you hate a bargain. I think this is actually really good advice. So I'm going to start. I'm going to be leaning towards like the 650 to 700 CCs. Probably maybe be in that that middle zone. What is that? 675. And do they? That's really great. I assume they give you like the actual fucking bags to hold it and like, you know, well, yeah. So they have this like rice test at home where you basically fill up a penny or a bag with the amount of rice and it shows you. But it's like a perfect ball. So it's not like a group going in two weeks and she's going to strap like implants on or just like stick them on me. So I can like walk around, bend down, see how it feels, see what looks good, what I like. Cool. Yeah. But I wanted to I was really hoping I could get your advice, which you gave it to me. It's wonderful. Um, before I had that second or third consultation. Excellent. Yes. I've always said when it comes to tents, I know as much as a surge, a breast surgeon. And also your passionate. I know I don't want to ask AI like what is the right. Of course. I want to get a passion. No, no, no, no. A straight man's perspective. And I would and from a purely passionate, from the purely passionate, you know, perspective, my advice, just to boil it down one final time is the largest taste that won't cause you harm, that you want that make you that make you feel good about yourself, get them that big. But don't know, but at the same time, be realistic and be honest with yourself about, hey, these are cool for two minutes in my doctor's office. Do I want these saying? Do I want them this fucking large at all times? Yeah. So, and also it's an insurance covered gender affirming thing. So they're not going to let me do dolly part in, right? Yeah. This is actually really fun, good advice. Excellent. Yeah. And also just like talking to people on the discord, they were like, they gave me a lot of advice too. They wanted to talk about it. I love them. It got me thinking. I feel like I'm in a much better spot than before. And yeah, thank you so much. Oh, yeah. What a beautiful community. That's a test. How's it going over? So wait, what's the timeline on a whole, I've, you know, I don't know, there's the ins and outs of like the, how you feel? I mean, it seems like you're kind of like, you know, how long does the process take of a full, like full, I don't know if there's a full, do you have a moment where you're like, nice, I'm done. I've graduated. Oh, yeah. No, I actually feel that now. Like having my face, my face done this year. I had facial feminization in early January. And that just totally changed the way that I like see myself in a world. And then they removed my trachea, like I said, are the, you know, the Adam's apple, the trachea shave really recently. But yeah, like two years of estrogen. And then they put it on this drug called progesterone, which makes you feel really wonderful. So nice. Just that combo has been, yeah, yeah, I think about like the one and a half year to your mark. It starts to really sink in and you just, you see yourself that way. You're always in women's spaces. And it's good. I feel comfortable there. Yeah. Congrats. I mean, not fully. Thank you so much. Yeah, but not fully done. I still have to get my breasts done. Of course. Hey, that's my last major surgery. Wow. Yeah. Now that's a real, that's a nice graduation party right there is getting some big ass cities. No, I was a bang, baby. It's like this road has led to this. That's very, that's very fitting as we're upon the final leg of the dream boat tour. The dream boat tour is about to end. Your transition is about to end. You're going to get some huge tits. Godspeed. I'll see some big ass tits on the end of this tour. So I hope I hope that for you. Absolutely. Thank you. Thank you so much. And your guys' enthusiasm about this, like, this was wonderful. This is what I need to do. It's so different from my brunch group. So thank you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Tell those gay dudes to shove it. Get him as big as possible. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. We'll do stuffy. Thank you so much. You got it. Loose by Lucy. All right. Have a good one. Bye. Bye. Bye. Let's fix this. Let's fix this bolster real fast. And we are leaving this in folks. That's how this is how we podcast. We won't fuck it. We don't fucking. We're not. If I'm just going to get up and do it myself. No, fuck you. I got it. I got a clip. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay. Folks, we get our hands dirty here on stop as well. I'm holding the microphone, which is making this actually pretty difficult to do. Okay. I think it's so bad. I mean, it's not perfect. Okay. Who really gives a fuck if we're being completely honest? Who shut out to Lucy? And honestly, I, your surgeon sounds like a fucking bitch. Sounds like she's gonna get even huger ditched to me. That to me sounds pretty modest. If you're getting a sex change out there, don't listen to the quote unquote X. Go extra extra extra tight on your pussy. Get the biggest hog of all time. Where are they? By the way, where are trans brothers on getting big fat cocks? That's true. That's I'm waiting for you guys to figure this out. So I can hop on. Yeah. You guys are like the fuck it. You guys are the first wave. You're on the cutting edge of true growing real cock meat. Yeah. Well, if they could turn a clip into a eight inch cock, they gotta be able to do some with my little ass dick too. You know what I'm saying? We'll get the technology. So anyway, fellas, keep at it. Get back in the fucking, get back in the in the lab and figure out how I figure out they're making lab grown fucking meat. Why can't they make lab grown grown cock meat that I can grow on my own cock? I'm like, uh, I want you to grow a beef heart in a lab and use that for my cock meat beef heart. That's a rich I want liver. I want my cock rich and iron when you're giving me head that's going to help you're fucking it's going to help with your fucking scurvy. No, that's vitamin C.