Bobby's Car Crash

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This is an artist that worked with us here on bad friends. He submitted. And we said, we got, we got to put that on a shirt. And this is incredible. You go to bad friends, merch.com to buy this bad friends, merch.com. Go get it. It comes in black and red. Bad friends, merch.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. So what's going on? We have ET and Clayface in the cover booth right now. Oh, he stands up now. He stands up now. What's going on? What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible acne patches, please? Why don't you? You look like an aerial view of Iran. I mean, there's explosions. It stumbled, but you still got through. Yeah. They're just little stickers. Like every teenager uses. Okay. You're 40. I'm 39. Yeah. You're 40. Okay. You're 40. Yeah. That's the same thing. That's interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? What, at what scale of your life do you go? You round up automatically versus when you start rounding up. When do you start rounding down? 38. 38. You start rounding up. Yeah. You have. No, I think 35 at 35. I was like, I'm almost 40. Yeah. And you're 40. You're 40. Yeah. I know. It just feels weird. I'm 60. That's yeah. I'm 60. The most, that's the most true thing he said. Yeah. Yeah. I'm 60 years old. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm 50. You're 50. You're for sure. 50. I'm 50. I look 50. I act 50. My body feels 50. Yeah. Yeah. And guess what I did yesterday? Hmm. Two things happened. What happened? Yeah. Well, two things are going on. Well, first of all, I got, I got caught. I got caught. Doing what? I got caught, dude. Oh yeah. What? Getting caught sucks. Yeah. Getting caught sucks, dude. What did you do? Um, I thought I could get away with it is what I did. What did you do, dude? So I was at the comedy store Friday night and I took my car and I, for some reason thought it was in forward, but it was in reverse. And who'd you hit? And I pressed the, you know what I mean? The gas, right? Right. The pedal. Yeah. The gas pedal. That's right. Like any 60 year old would do. It does sound like an old guy. And I crashed into a car. Whose car? Well, let me finish. Okay. I put it in forward and I just left. And there was cameras. Well, I didn't know that. So at around, so at around midnight, Joe, the comedy store manager goes, you got caught. And I go, what do you mean? And he goes, we have it on video. We got it. Yeah. Yeah. And then Steph Tolove texts me late at night. She goes, I saw it. And she goes, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's her car. No. Whose car? Ricky. Rick Ingram. Yeah. Oh my. I know. So then what I do is, and then here's the thing. The thing is, is that. You thought you were going to do it. You thought you were going to get out. But then Joe says something very interesting. He said, so Steph saw it, but she didn't rat me out. They just drove away. They said there was somebody that Joe walked up to and goes, did you see it? And the guy said my name and ratted me out. And I asked Joe for the name and he wouldn't give me the name. And that guy, I'm going to find out. You don't know who it is? I don't know who it is. We're going to find out. And then I call Rick. And I go, I guess I got caught. Hello? Hello? Hey, hey dude, you're on bad friends. Nice. I have to, who are you talking to? Who do you think? Rick or Joe? The man's car that you hit. Okay. Rick, how much, how much damage is on the car? I mean, at this point, it doesn't look like almost any. It's like just a dent. Because we apparently have security guards, security guards who buff out bumpers on the side. Wait, someone fixed your car at the store? Dude, I never even got to see the damage. I saw the video of it. You asked for the video though. No, I like that. I heard you asked for the video store. What's that? I heard that you asked, let me see the video. I said, yeah, I said, is there a video of this? And he said, yeah, we can pull that up. And it's, it's, it's fairly crazy. Why, why is it crazy? Why? What happened? Because it just, you hit the car pretty hard. And then, and then you just kind of pull forward and then back up and then just like repark and then it gets out. And then a driver's side or passenger side, passenger side. Cause I was so close to your car. I couldn't get out after hitting it. He parked very close to it and then climbed out the passenger side door and then went inside. What I find amazing is like, there's like eight or nine people who all witnessed this. Yeah. Nobody says a word. Nice. Yeah. Except for one person. I'm going to find that person out. There was one person that said it was Bobby Lee, but I, I saw, I know that eight witnesses could shut their mouth and those aren't, aren't rats. Well, no, they are rats. Cause as soon as they saw me, they were like, Bobby Lee hit your car. No, seriously. How many people? I mean, five or six people immediately. Was Steph told of one of them? Was Steph told of one? No, she didn't tell me. Exactly. She's not a rat. Yeah. These are like people who work there. Yeah. I'm going to get, I'm going to get a list. I'm going to call Joe Morgan. We're all so scared to say something to Bobby. They don't want to offend, you know, the famous person who talks to him sometimes. Obviously they're not that scared because they, yeah, they, they risked it all. They saw me and then they were like, wait, he might actually one at a time eliminate each of us from this planet. You do have a little school shooter vibes a little bit. Yeah. Well, then I texted you when I texted you, I texted you, um, how much does it, what do you need? I'll Venmo you, whatever you need. I'll take it. And you said, no. Yeah. I don't, I don't think that's it. I mean, my car already sucks. No, it's a nice car. Let's get a new car because of Bobby. Let him get you a new car. I would say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He said it would be cool. I would say, that's insane. And the fans of this show would agree. I think you should buy him a new car. Yeah. I think it's the right move because what happens when you hit, when you hit someone's car, one little nudge, what year is it? I mean, this thing's a classic, a 2013 Toyota Camry. 13 Camrys. Yeah. You can look this up. They had a problem with the chassis at the midpoint where the, if any slight ding or accident could render the car totaled, you could look it up. That's exactly, this is why I didn't want to take it in because that's the last thing I need. They'll total it. Right. So I'll make it up to you though. I think he, I think whatever. So Rick, start looking for a new car for your family. No, no, no, no. Rick, Rick, I will make it up to you in a different way. I think you should give him a new vehicle. Okay. Well, we'll talk about it with Rick personally, him and I. We're doing it right now. I think my, I think what I'm going to give him is going to be better than a vehicle. A spaceship. Guys, all of this, I can't wait for all of the rewards. Yeah. You're going to get so many rewards, dude. You'll see. You're going to get rewarded. You know what I mean? More than Chris Rock gave you. All right, buddy. All right, buddy. Thank you, Rick. I'll talk to you later, dude. Yeah, buddy. Later, dude. Follow Rick Ingram. Very funny comic. One of the funniest working comedians here. Yeah, here we go. Joe, the fucking manager at the Comedy Store. Hey, dude. Hey, Joe, it's Bobby. You're on Bad Friends, the kind of famous podcast. What's it called? Bad Friends. Oh, okay. Okay. Have you heard of it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you're on here with Santino, and I want to ask you, what did I do Friday night? Okay. You want me to tell the truth? Yes. Okay. So you left the Comedy Store. You started to realize you got your phone. Yes. Came and got your phone. Yeah. And you backed into Rick Ingram's car. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So everyone knew about it, but I think you. No, I knew about it. When I hear a crash, I go, whoa. Well, that's when you speak up, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't. Speak up. That is when you speak up. No, you don't speak up. You try to get away with it. Now, Rick's car might be a dumpster, but it's his car. Yeah, I understand that. I understand that. Well, you saw the tape, and now I've owned up to it. Yes. Okay, so what I need to know is who the rat is. Okay. One of the security guys. And Rick just said, hey, I heard my car. No, Rick, we just talked to Rick on the podcast. He said there were six people. Yeah, there was a lot of rats. Well, there were probably a lot of people because people came in and say, yeah, it was Bobby. And I said, I want to know a list of people that went in and said it was me. I don't know that I could name them all right now. But do you remember when I closed your door? I didn't know that that had happened. Rick said it. You hit his car. I said, no, I watched him drive away. I didn't know that it already happened. It had already happened, yeah. Can I say that Rick has not responded to my text saying, hey, here's what happened. And Bobby's good about it. And he has not even responded to me. We just called him. Bobby agreed on the podcast to get him a new car. No, I did not. I did not do that. I'm going to give him another thing. No, a car. Yeah, anyway, thank you, Joe. And I would like a list of the people that ratted me out. That's all I want. Okay, you got it. Okay, thank you. Bye-bye. Thanks, Joe. We love Joe. We love Joe. You got caught. I got caught. What are you going to do? Nothing. Nothing? Yeah. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What could you do? Well, all I can do is like, what are the damages? Give me the price and I'll pay it. Right. He said, nah. Because he's hungry. Case closed. Now reopen it. No, no, no, no, no. Straight to our moves. Keep it closed. No, open it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, please open it. All right, so that's the first thing. Okay. The second thing is I did a 24 fast yesterday. 24 hour, I mean. You didn't eat for a whole day. Yeah. Why are you doing that? Are you trying to get into fasting? Mm-hmm. So you're on GLP-1s and you're fasting? No, I quit the GLP-1s. Ah, there he is, my guy, dude. What's up? What's up, man? How are you, dude? There he is, dude. Yeah, he looks like a fucking future nurse. I love him. Yeah, yeah, I love him, too. Look at him. Doc, always stands on business. Always good. Good style. Simple, basic, clean. Yeah, clean, white, gray. Yeah, white, gray. Yeah, what's up, man? How you feeling, dog? Yeah, I'm pretty good, dude. Doc is back. Doc is wearing what all Filipino nurses wear on their downtime. Yeah, that's how I do it. You know? You know, you do look sharp. The shoes are nice. Yeah. I like the shoes. Yeah. Oh, I appreciate it. I love your Harry Potter glasses. Doc, I just finished a 24-hour fast. Yeah. It was hard. Very different. And then what I've been doing now is I bought $1,000 worth of sardines from all over the world. Oh, you're doing the, oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Sardines, broccoli sprouts, bone broth, blueberries. Okay. No, am I doing the right thing? Yeah, it's definitely a recipe for diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, but they say that this is the way. Is this from the Blue Zones? Is that what you're doing? You're doing the diet from the Blue Zones? No, I've been, just my TikTok algorithm is just saying. I thought you was going on a keto diet with the sardines on it. What's a keto? It's close to keto. Yeah. But, well, he mentioned all that other stuff. Yeah, so I've been eating, yeah. Keto is fats and oils, proteins, veggies, dairy, nuts, seeds, and fruits. Yeah, a lot of walnuts. So the 24 hours you went without water? Yeah. Water and? No, I did water with a little bit of Celtic sea salt. Okay. Celtic. Celtic. Well, that's the name. Is that Celtic? The Boston Celtics. Yeah, yeah. Well, we don't call them the Boston Celtics then. Well, they probably are. Okay, well then. We've just mispronounced it for a while. All right, well, you know. The Boston Celtics. All right, but it's Celtic. No, it's Celtic salt. Celtic salt. Boston Celtics. Okay, that's true. So was you taking a Celtic salt because in your mind you believe it's more healthy? Yeah, well, there's also something called Baja Gold. Oh, yeah. It's a salt. Yeah. Put a little bit in there with water. What about lemon? Don't you do lemon water? No, I didn't do any lemon, so Baja Gold salt. You mean Himalayan sea salt? Yeah. Himalayan's good too. That's the third grade. Okay. Okay, so that's what I did all day, drank water. Third world country when it comes to salts. That's the information. Okay. Okay. All right, so what do you think of this, right? Just sardines, right? Bone broth, right? Some veggies like broccoli sprouts, spinach, stuff like that for fiber. And then a breakfast burrito the next day. No, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, this morning I opened up a can of the worst sardines. They taste so awful. They're all bad. Yeah, and I poured it on a plate and I ate every little, with the bones and everything. Water. Why? Water or oil? Because you have olive oil. Oh, olive oil. Yeah, that's game, right? Yeah, that's game. We're all game on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So- What are you looking to do? I don't know. Yeah, this is like a- I don't know where the fuck you're going with this because it went from fasting, but you're still eating healthy regardless. So I did 24 hours and the next meal I had was what I just told you. Did you feel good after that? I felt great. I went to sleep. Yeah. Waited two hours, right? This morning I had a can of sardines, the best kind. That's all you've had? Sardines and coffee? Yeah. Your toilet's going to break. What do you mean? Sardines and coffee is going to run through you like a river. Yeah. And I got some really fancy Greek yogurt tonight. I'm going to do a little smoothie with blueberries. Who did this? Who did you? Who got you into this? I did. What do you mean? I went on TikTok. My algorithms kept saying, you know, and I was like, oh, I'm going to do this. And now I'm obsessed with it. And I've looked up every best sardine in the world. Canned salmon. And this is what I'm doing for the next week. Well, you know why he's doing the yogurt? Because he's getting the bacteria. He needs the probiotics. I need the probiotics. And kimchi and sauerkraut as well I've ordered. I love sauerkraut. Yeah. You own it, bro. Yeah, I'm on it. And guess what, dude? I'll tell you another thing that I'm on, dude. What you got? I'm a believer, dude. Oh, yeah. We're on. I believe what you believe because I saw it. What did you see? You know what I saw. I don't know what the fuck you saw. What did you see? Look at me right now, dude. I'm looking at you. But I'm going to do. I saw. Look at my hand, dude. I fucking saw it, dude. Disclosure day. Exactly. Oh, you saw that? And now I'm a believer, brother. Hold on. Fuck you. Bobby's so goddamn holly. It took Steven Spielberg a year ago. He knows, dude. He knows. Yeah, he's a religion. Well, he's high into it. He's high into it. And also, there's themes in all of his movies. He's been trying to tell us for years, dude. Yeah. Disclosure day. Dude. What's the day? Just so uncomfortable. We don't know when. You have this? You know what this means, dude. Yeah. That's the alien artifact. It's an alien. You see a movie? Yeah. Yeah. What is that? He grabs an alien artifact and he does this, dude. In disclosure day? In disclosure day, dude. Spoiler alert. God damn. What? That's in the trailer, dude. Oh, it is? It's in the fucking trailer, dude. I didn't watch the trailer. Yeah, yeah. I didn't watch it. I saw it. I'm not interested. What? I'm not interested. It's not a good movie. You shouldn't be. Really? Did you like it? I heard it wasn't good. I think the filmmaking is amazing. Filmmaking is superb. Look at him sucking Spielberg's dick. Music, superb. But when I walked out of it, I went, what? He's a film school buff. That's what he gonna do? But it's phony because you know it's not a good movie. It's a boomer movie, you know? It's a boomer movie. Oh, I should go. Dan X boomer. I should go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're boomers. Wait, give me Box Office Mojo. 160 million? That's real bad. They thought that was going to make it. They thought that was going to make a shitload. No, I think it's good. Click on the Box Office Mojo logo. Take it back to the homepage real fast. Just to see what the. I just want to see. Zoom in. I just want to see now what Obsession is at. Click on it. 333. Oh my God. And by the time this pod comes out, it'll be 400. Yeah. Right. That's mind-bending. It's mind-bending because Disclosure Day costs 200 million to make. They're never gonna make their money back. 200 million was the budget. Then they, marketing and everything, they're probably, they're gonna be in the hole. Because you got somebody from the outside in. I'm trying to. No, inside out. No. Yeah, inside out, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Spielberg knows something. Oh, man. You do. Oh, yeah. Spielberg knows something. I would give him that. You give him that. Yeah, I'll give him that. I mean, you have to think that he's close with the Obamas. He's been there. You think the Obamas are aliens? I don't know. He looked at the files. What files? You know, the extraterrestrial files, dude. No, but I do, it did give me something. I think the. He knows something. Spielberg does. Yeah. And I think that, like, maybe there is. Give me a list of Spielberg films from top to bottom. And then we can see if there's maybe a pattern or a puzzle that he wants us to figure out. Do you know what I mean? Maybe his entire career, he's been layering it into us. And we're just blind. And now you finally. You don't have to. I can tell you what they are. You don't know all of them. I know all of the alien ones. Most Encounters of the Third Kind. So I'm gonna talk about that. E.T. E.T., yes. Poltergeist. That's not an alien one. Now, E.T. does look like the fake mommy that they say is fake. From Mexico. They're from Peru. Peru, I mean. These are all alien films. Same thing. All alien. It's Twilight Zone. All right. And then we got. The Color Purple. That's an alien film. Yeah. I don't know how. I don't even know why. Well, if that's the case, then I'm gonna start, too. 100%. Yeah. Go, go down. Keep going down. A.I. Schindler's List. Schindler's List. Schindler's List. Minority Port is a. No, that's not alien. No. War of the Worlds, for sure. Yeah. - What do we got? Then he did a bunch of stuff that. And Disclosure Day. - Well, he also has the Encounters. - Close Encounters of the Third Kind. - No, no, no, no, no. He has Encounters on Netflix. It's a documentary on Netflix. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's where he first revealed, that's where it was first revealed, the Prey of Man and Species, that's it. - Yeah, so at any time, I can go, and speak an alien language, and you'll be able to understand it, 'cause some people do. - Well, either that, or you're talking to somebody in Africa. - It could be either one. - Yeah, you might be saying some hard shit. - Yeah, yeah, who knows? - They're like, "Oh, fuck this guy, Bobby." Or what I'm saying. - No, no. - On sight. - No, that was in the movie. - You start clicking. - Yeah, yeah, I know. - Yeah, yeah, that was in the movie. I'm just doing the movie. I'm not doing it African style. - Right, right, but even when I saw that, I did remember that part. And I was like, "It's kind of racist, but I'm. 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There are tribes in Louisiana? - Yeah, like the Indian indigenous tribes. - Oh, those tribes, I thought you mean the Congolese. - From Sri Lanka, I got people all over there. I got people in South America, Puerto Rico. So this whole thing where I was looking up my own 23andMe. And I found out that I was a part of the lineage of Ramses. - Farrakhan? - No, Ramses is a third. - Oh, wow. - Whoa. That's crazy. - Farrakhan. - So you're a mixture of people. - Yeah, I'm royalty up in this bitch. I'm gonna put that. - I don't know about that. - All right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, nothing. - Yes, you're royalty. - You're royalty to us. - You wanna get a little bit of ambiance in this? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, nothing. - You wanna get a little bit of ambiance in this bitch? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, speaking of which, I found out I got a sister through the 23andMe. - Where's she at? - Where's she at? - She's in Detroit. - And have you contacted her? - Yeah, 'cause she was my uncle's daughter. - Holy shit. - Yeah. - What? So your uncle? - Isn't her father. - Wow, wow. - Yeah. - She's gonna be in my father's daughter. - And it's your dad's brother? - No, no, no, no. - It was your mom's brother? - No, no, no. - Your mom had a kid with her brother? - Wait, wait, wait, start from the beginning. - No, no, my father had-- - I know, I'm kidding. I'm fucking kidding. - My father had a kid with her mother. - I know. - Yeah, so in other words-- - So there's some cheating going on. - Yeah, there was some-- - There was some waking up brotherly love. - How old is this sister? - She's two years younger than me. - Oh, wow. - Have you ever met her? - That was right when my mother and father had separated in their little spat that they had. - Yeah, have you met her? - No, she's, I just told you, she was, at first she was my cousin, now she's my sister. - So yes, he's met her. - Imagine that. - Yeah. - Imagine. - So all this time I thought she was my cousin. I was like, oh, now I'm finally-- - Do you feel closer now to her? - I've always been real close to her. I think my father knew, 'cause when, before he died, he was like, make sure you take care of her. - You sure dad Darth Vader? - My swear word is evil. - It's Anakin Skywalker, your father? - 23 and me is crazy, 'cause then I found out-- - Yeah, I know it is. - That through ancestry I found out that my grandfather isn't my mother's father. - Wait, let him finish, say it again. - My grandfather isn't my mother's father. - Whom is he? - I don't know. We still trying to, I just say, fuck it. I cut all of it off. I just quit 23 and me and ancestry. I don't even wanna fucking deal with this. This is insane right now. - I don't think I wanna do it. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, don't. - I've done it. - Find out some shit. You're like, fuck. - You find out no one in your family is your family? - Yeah. - Yes. - But would that even matter? - I don't think so. But I do feel like, part of me is like, man, I should have, 'cause they were reaching out to me. The other side, they were like, who the fuck are you? It was this whole batter, back and forth like this. And I feel like now that I cut off the, but I cut the websites off because they had these leaks with the data and the information and this breach of air with 23 and me and stuff. But I'm like, at this point, I'm like shit. - They're out there. - They went to Congress. They proved that they leaked that shit and nothing happened. - Yeah. - Nobody cares. No one gives a shit. - So they know my shit. - You're out, you're gone. - I'm out there. - Yeah, but we all are. This is gone. I love how Apple does commercials for security and you're like, but you already sold us up the river. - Yeah. That's why Disclosure Day doesn't work because it's all based on like something that if you were to know, if you would put a news thing that said this is real, the whole world would be cool. No. What are you talking about? Nobody cares. Like the whole premise of the movie is that if you get it out and this is on the news, on an old TV like station news, everybody would like look at it and say, oh, yeah, that's true. And then everybody will be cool. Right. The internet now is giving you 10 different opinions. Yeah. And you're allowed to start eating sardines and blueberries all day without any basis of health reality. Are you saying that if they knew, like CNN, all the legacy media outlets, right, were saying the same thing. Like this is real footage of aliens that we've tortured. People wouldn't care. Some people will care and others will say, okay. Who doesn't care? What kind of person wouldn't care? Dude, come on. The media now is so twisted. There's things that happen. There's things that happen right in front of us, and we still don't believe it's real. Well, you know what I think? It doesn't even matter. People thought the Charlie Kirk thing was fake. It's preposterous. But I'm saying it's because there's so much noise. Nobody knows what's real. All right. You don't even want to get me into that because, you know, Carlots and I. This is my point. I mean, my point is, is that just don't even get me started. Go ahead. I won't. But what I'm saying is, is that is true. It's just there's too much. That is true. That's a truism what you said. But what I'm saying is, is that. That's a significant thing, right? If because that would mean that they're coming down. So you're saying to me right now, if there was an alien, they came down and was just that has his arm around Trump. What's that? You know, they did that. They had UFC 250. Josh Holcomb. Yeah. Josh Holcomb did that. Right. And he said that Michelle Obama was a man. Right. Easy. What did he say? She had a penis. Is that what he said? No, man. Yeah. Yeah. See, this was AI. Dude, look at my phone, dude. You're going to look at my phone right now. That's his screensaver. It's not my screensaver, but literally look at my phone right now, dude. Go back real fast. Just go back real fast. 23andMe data leak compromised a personal and genetic information of roughly 7 million people. And I was one of them. Yeah. What? That's on my phone. I know you have the photo. We just found it on the internet. What the fuck does that do? Because I'm into Doc's frequency. There, bro. We're frequency-ing each other. You know what? Stop eating anchovies. Okay. Sardines. Okay. Either way. Sardines. What is going on? No. No, but I think that- Freak, look at me right now. No? Nothing. No entiendo. Okay. No entiendo. Okay. I'm doing Disclosure Day, dude. Yeah. Summon. I'm telling you this. The legacy media, people don't ingest it the way they used to. So even if they all said it, everyone at home would go, ah, fuck them. They're in it together. Well, even if they introduced them, I think this whole world- After so long would just be like Guardians of the Galaxy and Bright. You ever seen Bright on fucking Netflix with Will Smith? No. After a while, people would just be like, man, fuck these motherfuckers. Why is they- Oh, right. When they work together. Yeah. They would just be this whole- Wasn't this movie atrocious? Yeah. It got just lit up. You saw that movie. Yeah, I watched it because I- Was this pre-slap or post-slap? It was pre-slap. Pre-slap? Yeah, pre-slap. Get away with this. Isn't that funny? He can make such a terrible movie and it's forgotten because he was so beloved. He does that now. We're talking about it. That's Will Smith's Pluto Nash right there. Fuck a whore. Yeah, this is- No, this is- Yeah. So what you're saying is that if there's alien colonies that land on planet Earth and they start like- I think nobody cares. No one would care. The premise is that they've been here for- They have. Years and years. Right. So if I look at it, I look at- If I look at it kind of like, you ever read The Prince by Nicola Machiavelli? No, I haven't read it. I have his album though, Purple Rain, Purple Rain. And it's very good. But in chapter three of The Prince, right, he talks about how like when somebody comes in and takes over a region, what they want to do is, the best thing for them to do is to allow the people to keep their religions, to keep their laws and everything, and to go amongst them and live with them. So that's what I would think what is happening to us. Right. We're being slowly moved into an area where they already been here. They're already like, and then they're just going to come out and they're going to be like, hey, we want to introduce you. Come on now, fucking prayer man. You know what? Bigfoot, come on the fuck out of here. Oh, Bigfoot's part of it. Yeah. Is the Loch Ness Monster too? Yeah. He's a UFO. He's an intelligent species. He ain't- The Loch Ness Monster. Yeah. Wow, dude. If you would stick up, but not the Loch Ness Monster. See how bobby is? He always got to go- I don't think that's in Machiavelli's book. I don't think Bigfoot is in there. Yeah. I don't think Bigfoot- No, no, no. But the whole point of that in chapter three is that. They live amongst this- Sure. The Kraken and all that. Okay. So that brings in hybrids. Hybrids make sense. Bobby. Pretty much. I'm a hybrid, bro. Yeah, you just said it. You was Korean in part, Vietnamese, whatever the fuck you- Japanese. Japanese. Japanese, yeah, yeah. Don't let us get started. This is going to be conspiracy pod now. I know, yeah. This is a conspiracy theory. Give me the picture. Well, I mean, the information we presenting so far is not conspiracy, it's just the information that they give us. Yeah, but that is, it has been conspired. That information is because of conspiracy. That's why it's the alternative to what's going on. Well, no, no, no, no. It depends on what you're reading, right? Well, I know, but then, yes, everything is a conspiracy. That's the point. Okay, look, here's- Apropos to nothing. Hey, are you- Okay, apropos to what? Apropos to nothing. What does that even mean? He's saying he's transitioning into something else. Okay, let's go back to apropos to nothing. So, I never asked you this. Why are you pointing- What? Is your name Robert Lee? Are you named after the general, or is your name just Bobby Lee? His name is Robert- No, don't answer that. Hey, fuck you, man. Hey, what? Yeah, yeah, hey, fuck you, man. I thought we was on the same frequency. Well, we had alien frequency, but I don't know, man. You're on fish frequency right now, dude. You're the one from the tribe down south. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, you know Robert and Bobby- Yeah, it's Robert. It's Robert Young Lee is my name. Okay. I'm not going to give you my social security, though, okay? Put it up on the screen right here. 464-26-1918. Yeah, yeah. Why'd you ask? Because Bobby is short for Robert, right? Yeah. So, is it? Yes, it is. Do black people do that where we have like 10 names for one name? Do you ever do that? Yeah, I call you Tino. No, but I'm saying- No, no, no. That's- No, no, that I love. Okay. That's the type of shit I fucking love. No, I'm saying white people will be like, William is also Bill. Like, Richard is Dick. Sometimes William is Dick. These are all- Black people don't do that, right? No. Like, Bob is Robert is also- Richard is Rick. Rick, Richard, Dick, William, Bob, Bill. They're all kind of this- For some reason, they all get like meshed. Black people don't do that. That's why your names are so complex. You were Doc. Yeah. On your birth certificate, it just says DOC. No. That's not his birth name. No, that's not my birth name. What's your birth name? William. You knew that? How do you know that? I didn't know that. I got the same name as Bill Burr. Yeah. Some people call me Bill. Some people call me Will. I can call you Bill. Call me what the fuck you want to call me. You know, it's people who call me that. Like, if I go to certain white people, Tito, and then they'd be like, hey, Bill, come through. I'm like, all right. You call him Bill. I have. I've never called you Bill ever. Well, why would you? Yeah, but you don't know. You didn't even fucking know that was his name. So you just would call him a name you don't even know? Doc. That's the name that you're- Yes, that's how you know him. I was conditioned with Doc. Right. Right? It's a conditioning system. You did that. You know what my Latino family called me? What? My Uncle Pete. What does he call you? My T.O. Pete. He calls me Willie Boy. Willie Boy, what you doing? Hey, Willie Boy. If I called you Willie Boy- No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not going to work the same. I don't think you can call a black dude Willie Boy. In public? If I get his permission, I could. I don't think it's going to go over well publicly. Well, Korean. He's Korean. Yeah, you and a group outside, and we go, hey, Willie Boy, get over here. What the fuck? There's goddamn Karen out here. Yeah. So I'll do apropos to nothings, too. Apropos to nothing. What's your shoe size? Eight. We know that. Yeah, great. Judd apropos to nothing. We know. Yeah, yeah. No, but that's what's interesting about, like, your name is what white guys do with white names. Yeah. That's what white guys do with white names. But- I see that more often not. Black dudes don't have five variations of the same name. No, we get nicknames- You get nicknames from- Based on whatever your physical disability is. Correct. What do you mean? So if I was growing up in your neighborhood, right, and I had three toes missing, what would be my- No, no, no, no, no. Just you. They'd be like, tiptoe, come on up in the fence. Okay. I just had two nubs, and I walk in, what's up, Willie? Willie Boy, what's up? All right, what would you call me? All right. Oh, if you had two nubs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no arms? Yeah, no arms. Oh, shit. There's a comedian on social media called Trey Nubs, and that's what he is. So I'm just- I don't know what to say. Yeah, let's look up Trey Nubs. I don't know what to say. Trey Nubs. I'm going to look up Trey Nubs, dude. Shout out to Trey Nubs. Yeah. What's up, Trey Nub? Damn. Damn. So- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that- Funny dude. He got some funny- Yeah, okay. So that's Trey Nubs. That is so funny. That's so funny. Rock, paper, scissors. Yeah, yeah. He wins every- I follow him on the gram. That's my dog. I like to laugh at him, man. That's fun. That's incredible. Wow. So now because- we're so progressive are the bathrooms now signs gonna say please wash your nubs before you go back to work instead of having hands yeah well look at that look at go back to that one go back to the first clip of that he doesn't even need the barbell his arms are the yeah yeah out there getting them shoulders strong right there i think that's what i'm talking about yeah how did he lose he was born with no nubs i mean with the nubs i didn't even dive into it okay i follow a lot of people with their handicaps i just i just be like give us some others please why though uh shout out to train abs by the way we love they inspire me and shit you know yeah and it keeps me in check as soon as i start complaining and i'm going through my field i'm like god man you mother okay let me get my shit it makes you appreciative for who for your your blessing yeah it's like uh my boy luis you know luis remember luis and the comedian and uh puerto rican comedian in the wheelchair oh yeah yeah i always put him on my instagram yeah it's my like my little brother but i i like to be around him because he checks me anything i try to say or if i go to like complain he'd just be looking at me like you little bitch why that shit feels good because he's he's saying you look at how good you have it yeah if he's just like man i can't blank blank blank luis is like yeah i can't get in most buildings i can't say shit yeah you remember fancy or carlos my cousin i bought he he has m m uh md no md he's a doctor no no he wish cure yourself i don't have any friends that are have that is that does that make me a bad person yes no i don't have any handicapped friends yes you do who come back to you yourself no that was my bad he is his closest friend to be fair you don't have anybody you know can we go back to the joke i would address the joke right what the do you mean dude i mean yeah you think i'm handicapped well he's saying you're you're high functioning i'm a hound if oh i see what 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mean i i think you have things that i'm not a psychiatrist but i think you have them autism no something else you remember the what do i have i don't want to say it you say it i think you're bipolar oh 100 yeah yeah yeah yeah i think you're bipolar 100 remember robert de niro i know robert de niro anger management a little bit there's no way i'm not bipolar there's 100 you think you are 100 oh my god do you find yourself in the bottom of the like at the rock bottom when i can tell that he's down i step away because it's sad well i have clinical depression i've spoken very openly about that i mean i've been diagnosed with depression but i mean that's but that's but i mean that's when i'm very low but extreme emotional highs mania or hypomania lows depression yeah i absolutely have me do mania swings i used to be like that oh dude yeah i have it bad yeah but i'm definitely not going to take anything for it let's ride the lightning dude i'll see you when it's over that's what happened to me i just don't want to take pills to like level me to a place where willie boy to speak go ahead it hurts to hear it i heard a little bit no why willie billy willie william do you know like the the history of i i was a joke william no no willie boy's cool yeah yeah willie boy's cool i'm trying we're all good i was about to do a if if this depends on your heart what i love you calling a black person boy is offensive it is trips in their dignity and only man root black hole son yeah black hole son you're your t-shirt well i know what so what are you going to say what were you saying oh i was going to say uh you were clinically depressed went through clinical depression i did too my mom sent me to a psychiatrist and when it was uh right maybe the first year i moved out here the second year why wait why won't you take medication because at that time i just didn't trust this person who i just didn't know you know the one thing about meeting somebody and they say they're qualified when you go to them as an individual who's suffering you're like you don't know me so there's a defense mechanism to happen so in order for you to be open to that you have to be willing to say either they have to put you in a jacket and make you take it or you have to be comfortable with who you're dealing with and so for me i was like talking to this person and i'm like i didn't deal with the streets and did shit on the streets that i can't even talk to you about you telling me medicine it was just like one of those things where i was like nah i'll figure it out and plus side effects you know it bothers that's a big big issue with people well with lexapro right i can't i can get erect but i can't climax you know and but it took two years with my psychiatrist knowing me talking to him every week and he's like i think we should try it because too many days of just being you know i don't know what joy i didn't know what joy was because of the um ruminating i didn't know what joy was because of the um ruminating ruminating thoughts, constant ruminating thoughts about the past or, you know what I mean? And constantly, and it was just, I've always been in low level depression my whole life. And then what happened was I took it. Yeah, I can't come. - That's the most depressing. - Makes me a little more sad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't come, right? But I don't have those ruminating thoughts anymore. - That's good. You trade- - So I'd say either come or be depressed. I would rather be- - Depressed? - Interesting. - No, I mean, what are the options? I mean, if I'm- - If, I mean- - You can get a rap. - Keep it real. - Yeah, keep it real. - I'd rather be, damn. 'Cause I was depressed and still jacking off. So that's what I'm trying to say. Like I was still watching porn, so. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, that didn't help. - That didn't help, yeah. - That probably pushed you deeper into the depression. - Well, yeah, it probably did. But I think for me, I had others, I was surrounded by more positive people, such as my mom, and I wasn't afraid to. So a lot of times- - I give you two options, and you're just really just either come or be happier. - Be happier. - Okay, good. some people that work, some people that doesn't work. I didn't like taking it. I tried it and I did not enjoy the way I felt. I felt super, because I had depersonalization syndrome. You know what that is? It's terrible. For people that have lived through that, you want to talk about insane. It really felt like I was looking at my, well, if you've ever done psychedelics, occasionally you feel kind of like you're like looking at the machine. You're like staring at like, what is this thing carrying me through time and space? But it's not fun or interesting. It's sad and weird. It makes you feel like you're detached from your surroundings. You physically feel like I would get sick if I went somewhere. Like I would go to class sometimes and I would get to the class. I'd fight through all these feelings. I'd get there and then I'd get right back on my skateboard and go right back home because I just couldn't do it. I felt like it was like I wasn't me and I was in a body. Yeah, you feel like you're just floating. Yeah, you feel like you're floating. It's awful. Yeah, it's a bad, but that, I will say people that have lived through that, it's not fucking fun. It feels weird. And then when I cracked, when I leveled out or whatever, I don't know what they call it, not medical. Best villain in the world. I remember when it happened because I was leaving my buddy's condo that I was staying in and on the floor of the front door, there was a mosaic tile. It was like a sunrise art piece that someone had made. And I've never noticed it in the two years I lived there. I never knew there was a fucking picture on the floor. And I was leaving and I saw it when I opened the door and something was changing in me. Like I felt like myself. In the moment. Myself again. You got in the, you observed something. It was wild. Yeah. Well, that's what basically my mother told me too. She said. Why are you laughing? Every time you, you bring up your mom a lot. I don't know. She loves her. I know. I love my mom too. Go ahead. I'm not laughing at you. At the hip with her. That's actually, but we'll talk about that another time. But anyway, my mom's told me, she said, because I had that moment of clarity, like you had after so long. Yeah. And then when, when it started happening and she saw it, she said, had you just stuck with the therapist, you would have been at that. So there it is. You would have got there faster. Yeah. Would have got there faster. But who cares? I think it's all part of the thing. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the beauty of understanding yourself and knowing where you are. But in that moment, that's the hardest thing I don't really know. Cause even when we talk about Lexapro, we, we, we see what happened. Cause Brody Stevens talked about Lexapro. So that's the other side. So it's just, you never know how it's going to affect you, but you just do your best. You don't know how it's going to affect you. Yeah. Right. People change medications. What was your buildup to that, to that moment? Do you remember what was the. Why did all that happen? Well, what was the. I had a bunch of, I had a bunch of, Not, not the bad part. The part where you pulled out, because that's what the fans will really want to hear that moment. Oh, when I crack. How do you know what our fans want to hear? I don't know. It sounds like he does. Cause they always, when they hit me up all the time, they'll be like, oh, like, or when I'm watching the stuff that they say, they, they're like, yeah, yeah, I love this type of car. They like stuff like that. Okay. What pulled me out was, um, I mean, I hate to say it's, it's kind of like time. It, time helped me a lot. And I slowly started to. Um, what's the best way to compare this to is like, uh, um, this is a very weak comparison, but I, I can't find that. I can't articulate. Have you ever gone skiing? No. You never skied? Ever. Good laugh, Bobby. I like the way Bobby laughed. It was the most preposterous way to look at somebody. Like, fuck, doc, you've been, come on. It's possible. Do black people ski? They do. They do. I've seen them. Some of them. Yeah. Yeah. They look like penguins. It's so funny. I'm going to be honest. Ricky, I don't personally, I don't know nobody black that said, let's get these skis, dog. Let's go and hit these slopes right quick. So you're going to relate to this. Two percent of black Americans ski. Yeah, exactly. All right. So, you know, that's why I laughed. You know what it feels like? It feels like, um, it feels like once you, once you get over, once you've tried something over and over and over. Okay, here. It's like, you know, in a video game, you know, in a video game when you can't beat the boss and you keep doing and you try different ways to beat the boss and when you're a kid and you're trying to figure it out and then, you know, when you figure it out and it kind of everything lines up and it is if you're like, I could have easily beat the boss. How did I not? How did I not know how to do that? Elden Ring. Exactly. It's the same thing when they say the moment when. That's what it feels like. Elden Ring is the hardest game ever made. And once you beat it. And it takes, it takes a month just to kill one boss. What are you doing? What's the name of that again? Elden Ring. What the fuck is that? It's a video game. Elden Ring? Yeah, yeah. And it's the guy that, uh, did, uh, Game of Thrones. What's his name? Peter Jackson? Not Peter Jackson. So this game was once popular amongst. It's still popular. What about you guys? You guys heard of it? Yeah, it's famous. Oh yeah, a movie's coming now. Yeah, yeah, there's a movie coming. How long ago did this come out? It's, I don't know, three or four years ago. Oh, that's what it is. It's an open world game. Every time you meet a fucking boss. It takes weeks. You die over and over and over and over again. But there's something about the game is when you fucking actually beat one. The fire giant is the worst. That took me two weeks. Look up the fire giant. This comparison was good. That is what it feels like. It's exactly what it feels like. That's why I brought it up. You feel free. This thing right here, dude. This guy right here, dude. That's Blanco from Street Fighter. No, it's not Blanco. No, it's not Blanco. No, it's not. Look at the size of that guy. Look at the size and look at how little your character is. And he has a mouth on his body. Dude, he touches you, you die. Yeah. Well, he has fire in his hand. Yeah, yeah. Any of that touches you, you die. You know, I think you get the same feeling and excitement when you beat Bowser. Oh, yeah. That's where my mind went from the old school. I guess Bowser, yeah, that's a good reference, too. No, that is true. That is exactly where my mind went. That motherfucker, when he was throwing the fireballs. Look up Bowser. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think my fire giant is a little scarier, but. Baby Bowser. Here's another thing I discovered is that your body just instinctually tells you to stop. So, like, when I quit smoking. Yeah. My body just says, it's, it's, stop. This new thing, this new sardine kick. I know you're laughing at me. And you keep bringing up these sardines. I know, I know. And this whole health thing and the fasting and stuff. You influenced me on the fasting. No, it's fantastic. Okay. Because when I got my colonoscopy, I had to fast that, you know, the day before. Yeah. Right? And I showed up. And I felt better that night. Yeah. Because, and when I eat processed foods, like hamburgers or whatever it might be, it makes me feel like shit. Yeah. And so, I think I'm in a new era. Because my body is telling me to do this shit. Yeah. The fasting. I'm being real. I know you're. I think you're mocking me. You're mocking me. I think they're mocking me. And I think that they think it's a phase. How? I just said, yeah. Yeah. If you can. Wait, wait, wait. First of all. If you can do it. I'm not mocking you, but it is a phase. These two things can be true. Okay. You will 100% knock stick to it, but I'm not mocking you. I'm supportive. Do you remember in Australia when you were like, wait till you see how fucking jacked I get? And then you wanted to bet me you were going to get jacked. And you were like, I'm going to be in the gym. And remember that? Yeah. And I went to Planet Fitness and they wouldn't accept my fucking membership. And then you started doing 1,000 pull-ups. 1,000. How many days did that last? B-Dog. Yeah. Don't listen to him. Keep going. Keep going. Yeah. I know. I know. Willie. They're trying to deter you from fucking success. I know. I know. What would Trey Nub say? What? I'm going to get a bracelet that says WWT. Trey Nub would tell him to get more Doritos. Don't listen to Trey Nub. Yeah. I love Trey. I believe in you and I want you to be healthy. I've encouraged you to be healthy our entire friendship. I'm just saying you do great. You have big phases. Have you fasted? No, no, no. Oh, God. No, I'm not. Oh, Lord. I'll have mercy. You have to. Bro, I'm telling you. I don't want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you can discipline yourself, though, and get into the 48 and then into the 72, and you get, once you get that- Enlightenment. It's like a lightheaded feeling people say, but for me, it's like you float. It's the one most beautiful feeling. Here's the problem. It's like a bottle of Pinot. Yeah. Yeah. So yesterday, I wanted to do a 48, but I knew I had a pod today. So I don't know if I was doing a 48 that I could have potted. Well, if you did 24, you still is like really close into that. Well, it's halfway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, literally. But 24 is hard. It's fucking hard, dude. Yeah. The first eight hours, it's fine. But then it's like, you know what I mean? I had a fucking Mendocino Farms untouched chicken Parmesan sandwich in the fridge. Sounds so good. Right? And it was like talking. Hey, how you doing, baby? I'm in the end. Come on, open the door. I was like, shut the fuck up. Take one bite. Who cares? No one's going to know. Take two fucking bites, I'm fine, man. I've been fucking 10 hours. Take a nibble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I did not do it. Good for you. Yeah, yeah. I did not do it. But at midnight, that was the 24-hour mark, I ate the sardines. Good. Yeah. Anyway. I'm still fast. I'm still doing it. What day are you on? I haven't done it. I haven't done it today, but I did it this week. So it's like- How many days did you do it? I just like, I'm addicted to the high, the feeling of it. It's just this feeling. I'm telling you, T. How many days are you doing it? Two days? I do two days. Yeah. - And just water, lemon, salt? - Water and lemon water, that's it. - That's it, no salt? - No salt. - Wow. - Yeah, I don't wanna do that. - It's a small amount of electrolytes, but it's just, I just like it for just the citrus. - Well, I'm gonna, I've never done a two day. I need two days off. And when I have that two days off. - Do. - Do. - Do. - What the fuck was that? - Do. - Do 16/8. - What's a 16/8? - That's eight hours eating and 16 without two days. Do them two back, back to back and see how you feel. - Okay, so do. - 'Cause what you're doing, you're trying to jump straight into 24, 48, which is actually fucking pretty good for you to do to 24. - Yeah, yeah. - Proud of you. Proud applause for Bobby Lee. - Okay, it's so hard. - And everything he does. - Oh, you're not gonna clap? - Nah. - Try it. You do it. - He don't wanna motivate you. - You do it. You do it and you see. - I'll do it. - I'll clap if you do it. - I'll do, in fact, I'll do it. I'll get to 48 before you will. - Oh, okay. We gotta be together then. - 'Cause if it's a competition. - We gotta be doing it together. - You know I'm down. - We have to do it together. - And I'm gonna have, you know what's gonna happen? - Dude, that's good. We'll do it together in a house. - And how about this? - Yeah, yeah. - And then food is getting delivered the entire time. - Do a challenge? - Yeah. - Us three should do it at the same time. - People just ask. People coming and going, eating at the house. - No, we do an air, we get an Airbnb. - He doesn't need to be, 'cause he can be there, but he can do it. - I don't trust him. - He's a lying willy. - What? - Yeah, yeah, I don't know. You're a lying willy, dude, and I don't know, dude. So that's your new name right now. I don't even know, right? So what I need to do is I need to get an Airbnb somewhere in like fucking, you know, Joshua Tree. - I don't wanna go out that far. - Okay, all right. We'll go to where? - We'll just stay. - Victorville. - We'll stay here. - All right, we'll stay here. - Victorville, what the fuck? - No, but we have to be, get an Airbnb and live together for two days. - But why would we order food? - No, he's making it an extra challenge. - No, I'm saying people- - For me, it's nothing. - Yeah, for him, it's not a problem. For you and I, it's a problem. - Yeah, so we get Arctic, I get my own water though. - No, no, no. - Yeah, I want Arctic water. - No, tap water, tap water. - No, not tap water. I get Arctic water. I need my- - You drink tap? - I need my Celtic Sea salt. - You do drink tap. - I drink tap if, well- - You drink it all the time. Do you ever go to a restaurant and get water? - No, I don't, I get a bottle. - Yeah, I mostly do. - Yeah, that's tap. - Bottle is tap. - I ask them sometimes. - That's why I said Arctic. - Yeah, you want fancy. - No, I look at the best water in the market with less of all the- - What brand you get? So that Mountain View- - I just said Arctic. - You think that's the best brand right there? Who's that? - I like Mountain Valley. I love this water. - I haven't drank any of this. - This is my favorite. - You got some, what is that? - But actually, if you look at the rating on it, it's not that high. But anyway- - It is pretty good. - Oh, look at the rating. But anyway- - We did. We looked it up. It's pretty good. - One of the highest. - It's one of the highest? - It's a good water then. - Interesting. - But can we do two days of fasting? - Yeah, we could. - I don't think this is gonna happen. I think Doc and I, I think you'll give up. - I'll 100% beat you. The sheer competitiveness in my body will make me beat you. - No, we'll just do 48 and then- - Oh no, I'm gonna go as far. I'll die. Just to beat you, I'll die. I'll just die. - I gotta see this 'cause I don't believe- - Dead friends. - I don't believe him. He's boring. - What? - I don't believe him either. - I don't believe you, Lyin' Willy. - You don't think I'll do it? - No. - That's insane, dude. - Yeah, I don't think you would do it either. - 48? - I did 24 on my own. - You could. I'm not saying you can't. - I can. I will. - Dude, do 24 tomorrow. - Okay. I have to fast tomorrow morning anyway. - Oh, you weaning him on. He said he could just do it on the first take. - I can. - When's your last meal? When was your last meal today? - Today. Earlier. - What time? - 11:30. - 11:30? - I haven't eaten since then. - Do you believe him? - You could call my fucking family. I mean, what do you, yeah. - Okay, so you haven't eaten- - We ate together at 11:30 and then I haven't had anything in my body since- - Well, if that's the case, I had eggs and spinach at eight in the morning. I haven't ate since then. - Yeah, I had a can of sardines in the morning, but I already fasted yesterday. So it's like, should I do it again? - Well, yeah, we've been doing the two, this is the second day. So remember we was just- - I could do it 'cause tomorrow morning, I can't have any, I have to go get blood drawn and I can't be, you can't- - All right, so don't eat until tomorrow at 11:30. - Okay. - Tonight. - Sure. - What time you going to get blood drawn? - 7:30. - That's it, I don't trust him. I don't trust you. I don't trust anybody in this room. We have to be in the same house for two days. - Yeah, that's kind of, yeah, that's kind of- - We'll get the nicest Airbnb in town. - I don't want this- - Yeah, me either. I'm gonna set it up. - I can tell you can do it. - I can trust myself. - 'Cause if I go home tonight, I can just drink water and go to bed. - Give me two dates that he's not traveling, okay? So that I can myself get the nicest Airbnb in Studio City. - Can we record it? - Yeah, we'll record it, right? And we're gonna do two days of fasting. - Okay. - I'm in. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So the two days of fasting, are we gonna go straight no water and food too? - No, you gotta have water. - No, no, no, no, we gotta get water. - I mean, no water? - Yeah, no- - You have to have water. - Yeah, you have to have water. - I've done it without water. - I know, but that's foolish. - That's not, that's foolish. - It's bad for you. - That's what they say, but people do it. - Okay. - Yeah, people do it. - Right, and there's no side effects to it. - We don't need that. Water's good for you. - Water, and I want my salt. - Okay. - And it's gonna flush you out, it's good. The water's good for you. - Yeah, it's gonna be the two worst days of our lives. - 'Cause it's kinda hard after coming home. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's torture. - The bad fast. - Yeah, the bad fast. We're gonna do it. - We'll do it. - Yeah, we'll do it. - Okay. - And the fans, if you wanna join with us when we do it, join with us and we all gonna have that enlightenment together. - Two days. - Two days. - It's gonna be tough. - Yeah, it's gonna be tough. - Can you do three? - I don't think I can do three. - Once we get to two, we might be able to just go to three. Now, here's the other stipulation. Are we sleeping in the same room? - No. - No. - We gotta keep an eye on each other. I don't know what you're up to. - I don't think we need to. - The way that this guy orders food through his phone, he's got little secret people. - No, we'll be there. We're gonna be the guardians. - You're a rat. - You're not a guardian, you're a rat. Carlos is a rat, dude. - Yeah, you should. - I won't be eating either. I'll just be fasting now. - Carlos always fasts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - For years. - I've seen Carlos not eat for a couple of days. - Carlos also will, he might have side hustles and he'll do things for me that you won't even be aware of. - That's my point. That's why I don't trust him. - He can't be there. - No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause he'll get you stuff. - Carlos, you went fasting before? - Yeah, yeah, I've been having smoothies and avocado toast for a year. - That's not fasting, Playboy. What is he saying? - Yeah, Playboy. - It's a long time without eating and then- - He doesn't, I'll be honest with you, when we're on the road, we'll go to a steakhouse, he'll just get a chicken Caesar salad. - No chicken. - That's not fasting. - No chicken, but then he also won't even finish it. He'll get like, he'll take five bites and stop. - But I had a quarter pounder before I came here. - What are our alternative forms of fasting outside of that that they have? But I'm talking straight, no food. - Yeah, no food, just water. - Yeah, exactly. - The amount of McDonald's you've been eating is alarming. - Oh, it's a treat for myself before bad friends. So I don't like- - That's like three days a week. - You have trauma responses to this place. - What do you mean? - Like you feel like when I walked in the door, it was almost like you reacted, like it was a trauma response. - Yeah, because you showed up so early. I've never seen that in my life. - Yeah, we've never seen that. That was wild. - Do you get a Happy Meal? How does this make- - What are you doing? - No, so I don't need the fries or drink or the toy, obviously. - Yeah. - You need the toy. - Wait, you got a double quarter pounder? - No, I got a quarter pounder. Just one patty. - No cheese? - Yes, I am. - No fries? - No fries. And then four nuggets on the side. - The nuggets? - Yeah, like- - Yeah, that's so bad. - That's not even nuggets. - That's not chicken. There's no chicken in there. - I don't know. - I don't care, man. I'm a human in America. - See, that's why, if you want to just do Chick-fil-A, that's real chicken. - It's about convenience off the freeway. - Oh my God. - Oh, you like Chick-fil-A, don't you? - Yeah, we love it. - The spices. - The spices, dude. - Yeah, when I bit into my first Chick-fil-A sandwich. - Tell us the experience. - Man, I was like- - Yeah, detail it. - It just was just like a mesmerizing experience. When I bit into that fucking- - Well, let's go to the ordering process. - I was like- - Hello, next. Order it. Talk. - The fucking you. - Oh, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog. - No, that wasn't, you said dog. My bad. - Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog. - My bad. My bad. - Jesus Christ, dog. - My bad. It was- - Yeah, it was that delicious. - Yeah. - Yeah, I stay away from there now. - I know you do, because you tongue it. And the chicken doesn't like it. - When's the last time you had fast food? - Last time I had a fast food, I had In-N-Out. - When? - About two, three days ago. - Oh, what the fuck? - You can still do that every once in a while. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - What do you get there? - I just get the same number one, every time. - Double, double. - With extra tomatoes, and no onions, and chilies on the side. Arriba los chivos, jalapenos, let's go! - Yeah. - Wait a minute, do you get extra tomato? - Yeah. - That is a wild order. - No onion? Onion is key. - Man. - Wait, but extra tomato, so it just makes it sloshier, sloppier? - It's not sloppier, no, they got fresh. You gotta, this In-N-Out. - I don't mess with In-N-Out. - You don't? - Yeah, no, no. - The, I can't, the single burger, the number two? - Yeah. - Shit on myself every time. But if I get the number one- - Why? - I don't know what it is about the single. - I get the number two. - There's not enough ground beef on there or something. - Oh, okay. - It's three by three. - So you shit on yourself? - Yeah, it's like it give me diarrhea. I don't know what the fuck. Every time, I'm just holding on a throne. - Oh, right. - God. - And no fries? - Yeah, I get the fries. But they, In-N-Out make you mad with the fries sometimes. - You just gotta ask for them extra crispy. - I hate that. That's what I hate. - You gotta just ask for it. - Oh, he doesn't like extra crispy. - Oh, no, see, I feel like they're always undercooked at In-N-Out. That's what everyone feels. - Really? - Always. I mean, that's like part of their thing. - Amen. - Sometimes they've been crispy and I've been getting mad as fuck. - Well, give me your order. Come over to the house. - Okay, dude, yeah. - Yeah. - It's the main one that make them crispy. If you want, it's the one right there that I go to off of Van Nuys. Over there, but in Sherman Oaks. - Okay, okay. - You go to that one? - We don't go to Sherman Oaks. - Yeah, we don't go to Sherman Oaks. - Yeah, we're not allowed over there. - Bougie. - All right, send us off, Doc, and say bye to them. - Bye, and we'll see you in fucking-- - Thank you for being a bad friend. - Thank you for being a bad friend. - A little rusty. - Yeah, yeah. - A little bit. Hey, thank you for being a bad friend, love you. - Wait, do this one more time. Say it again and I'm gonna mouth it and make me do it. Ready, one, two, three. ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ - Endless summer escapes start here. Travel the worlds of Netflix IRL. Inspired by fan favorites like Stranger Things and Squid Game. Brave the upside down, face off with the front man. 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