Bobby’s Beef with Adam Ray

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Get your tickets today at netflix.com/house. - You two are bad friends. - Who are these two idiots? - A white dude and an Asian dude. - You two are disgusting. - Oh, you two are something. - We're bad friends. - We're gonna lose gravity for seven seconds. - Wait, really? - Yeah, dude. - Wait, how, why? - I'm so excited about it. - Are we gonna float? - Wait, do we? - Yeah, you need gravity to exist. - Pfft, that's, pfft, okay. - Right, but you're gonna float, dude. - I think I'll be good. - Maybe not poor 'cause you have wings. - Yes. - Oh, right, no. - No, Earth will not lose gravity. - The claim is a viral hoax originating from the social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram. Okay. - I love how last, like a week ago, he's like, you're on TikTok too much. I'm on TikTok too much? You think the Earth is gonna lose gravity? - For seven seconds. For seven seconds. - Insane. - I'm gonna be indoors. - Just in case. - Just in case, dude. Because it's like, I know where I'm gonna be standing to in my house, whereas the lowest roof. - You gotta be on the lowest roof. - A level, right? - Right. I have pillows and stuff. So I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I hit the ceiling. All right. I'll lay down for a second. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'll be hit the bed. - That's the fizzy lifting drink in Willy Wonka. - Yeah. - You heard the latest internet conspiracy theory. Apparently, Earth will lose gravity for a whole of seven seconds. - This is what you're watching? - This is your family. - 2026. - Apparently. Have you heard? - Of course not. - Oh, it doesn't work that way. - It doesn't work that way. - I didn't know that. I had no idea it didn't work that way. - Or what I'm saying. - There will be a red level alert. - No, what I'm saying to you is that be prepared. - Why am I be prepared? - Because of the fact that you don't know what's gonna happen August 12th. I would hate for you to be in the sky. - You really care about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you fell down hard. - Hurt. - I'd have to find you. - I'll be on a golf course. I'll fall on your ass. - Yeah, okay. Then I have to find your wife. It's a whole thing. - Gravity can't turn off. It's not a machine. There's no power switch. And by the way, if it did, it wouldn't do it for seven seconds. It would be forever. - Jesus is coming back. - I talked to him a week ago. - Yeah, okay, he's not coming back? - No, he's going down to the Bahamas. - Oh, he is? - Jesus. - Jesus, he loves the Bahamas, yeah. - Yeah, okay. - He's got a house down there. Well, I mean, he's doing the landscaping for a house down there. - Where, Gaza? - Jesus, down in the Bahamas. - Oh, the Bahamas. Oh, it's not different. Jesus. - Farza. - Yeah, yeah. - Farza. - There's more than one. - Yeah, I would hope so. - Well, anyway, I'm preparing you. I don't want you to die. - There's a lot of things. Cyclospora, we talked about that. - That's gone. I've been eating salad every day. - I know. I went to Taco Bell five times in a row. - Trying to find out. - Yeah, just to see, and it's gone. - It's gotta be gone. - Yeah. - There's no way it's gonna stick around. - Yeah. - And by the way. - What? - I have diarrhea right now. - Do you really? - My stomach has been killing me. - You ate a salad. I saw that earlier. - I did, I've eaten one every day. I'm testing the waters. I don't wanna go on tour. - Oh, is that what it is? - No, I'm kidding. - No, no, I wanna get on a plane. Actually, having a stomach ache on a plane is so much fun. - Go to my diet. - Well, what is it? - Sardines, okay. - You're not still doing the sardines. - Yeah, I am. Frijoles. - Beans. - Yeah, but in a nice artisan, artisanal beans. - Artisanal frijoles. - That's what I'm talking about, guy, right? Some kimchi, and a smoothie. - I love, in a smoothie? They're all mixed together? - Yeah, inside the smoothie, yeah, yeah. Give it a couple of seconds 'cause the kimchi, you know what I mean, doesn't really grind up, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, you should do my diet. - I don't think so. - Okay. - I was making fun of, dude, by the way, last night, I don't know if I should call it out. - I love when you call things out. - Well, should I call him? Let's call him to find out. - Well, who you finding out? - Marin. - Oh my God, here we go again. - No, this is amazing. Your mind's gonna be blown. He's gonna hate that he's on the show. - I know. - Jesus Christ, I told you never to call me. - Hey, you're on Bad Friends. I need to say something into the show 'cause it got brought up organically. Can I talk about your new revelation of life? What's going on? What you did last night? - What, meat? - Yeah. - Neat? - He's eating meat. He's always eating meat. - I don't know how long the meat thing's gonna last. It was pretty enjoyable. I don't know if it's great. Do you know what I mean? Like I was eating the plants for three and a half years. I got pretty used to it, so. - Well, where would you eat the meat? - Well, he did it at the conference. Comedy store. - Oh, that meat. I know that show. You mean the barbecue? - Yeah, yeah. - Is Bobby there? - I'm right here. - Oh yeah, you're the other guy in the show. That's great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here working. - Mark. - No, no, no, that brisket was good. Am I on right now? - Yeah. - Yeah, you're on right now, guy. - The pod world needs you. The pod world needs you. - We need you, yeah. - Hey, Mark, but that was the first time. - What class is he wearing, guy? Which glasses you got on today, guy? - Oh my God, he sees through walls. He can see everything. - Oh my God. You knew I had glasses on. - Here's the deal. I mean, you can talk about it. I don't know how committed I am to it, but I mean, why is it coming up on your show? - Because we like the deal. We wanna hear about the meat deal. - We wanna hear about the new meat deal. - Yeah, and what's the meat situation going on? Because I didn't know you weren't even not eating it. - He hasn't been eating meat for three years. - I didn't eat meat for like three and a half years, and I just got like bored and angry. - Yeah, you got sullen. Your face was sullen a little. - I will tell you, there was a collection of comics who all universally said, "Mark's been in a really good mood lately." And somebody goes, "He's been eating meat." - Ah, he got the meat. - He needed the- - You like the juice. - You like the juice. - Yeah, you like the juice. - I just got very bored of what I was eating, and like it didn't really, the reason I got into eating plant-based was for health reasons, and it didn't make me feel better. It didn't change my blood, my cholesterol or nothing. And I was into it. I'm probably still gonna be mostly eating the way I was eating, but I just wanted to open up the lens a little bit, man. And I'm like- - Yeah. - I get it, guy. - Yeah, that's right, guy. - Mark, are you willing to try- - Start doing me a guy thing. When did that happen? - He does it all the time. - Yeah, I've been doing it lately. Yeah. - No, but it's kind of new, and it's like kind of off-putting. - Yeah, because I said to that dude the other night, I think it was off-putting. - It's awful. - Yeah, yeah. - Mark, Mark, will you try Bobby's diet? Bobby, tell him your diet. - I eat Frioles, beans. - Beans. - Black beans sometimes. And then I eat sardines. - Yeah. - And kimchi. - That's what he eats during the day. That's it. - No, no, it's great. - Maybe a hard-boiled egg. - And I got sardines stacked up in the cabinet right now, 'cause my original plan was to eat lean, grass-fed, grass-finished beef every once in a while, and then have tinned fish. I've got sardines right here. I got them right- - Fish wife? What's the brand? - I got the Russ and Daughters from New York. - Oh, that's a good one. Okay, I know. - And I got the fish wife. - Yeah, that's what I just said. - Fish wife, right? - All right, yeah, I got two of them. - Yeah, I said that, and you know. - Okay, Mark, I love you. - Bye, guys. - I love you, Mark. - I love you, man. - Can we talk about this for one sec? Wait a minute. - Oh, fuck. - Last night- - You retired from podcasting. This is enough. - Enough, enough. - It's done. - It's done. - Go ahead, Mark. - You know, last night, it was funny, 'cause you went on stage and did almost the exact thing I did about busting balls on Jay and Howie and Russell. It was so funny. - I love you, Mark. - They went before you? - 'Cause I got up there and I said, "You know, Jay Leno's been dead for three years." - Yeah, that's what it looks like, yeah. - And yeah, and he just shows up, he manifests in the dressing room, and then he- - I don't know, man. - He flies into the sky after. - You think he's Ghost Rider? You think he gets on his motorcycling? - Yeah, he's Ghost Rider, totally. All right, well, let me know if you need any more help. - All right, okay, bye-bye. - I love you, bye-bye, Mark. - We love you. - Bye. He's the fucking fire. - He's the best. - No, we were joking around because the show was, like, 45, 50 minutes late, and I was like- - 'Cause of Jay. - What happened? It's not 'cause of Jay. - Tell me who. - Howie went over, Russell Peters went over, and I said to Russell, I go, "Hey, man." - Yeah. - "Did you not see the light?" - You said that? - I turned into Sebastian. "Did you see the light?" - Yeah. - And he goes, "No, I thought it was gonna be "on the face in the back." I go, "It hasn't been on there in 10 fucking years!" - You know what you do now? And he let me do it, play music. - You tell the sound guy? - Yeah, play the music. - But he was doing, Russell- - I don't care who's on stage, play the music. After 20 minutes, play the music. The music plays, and they're big headliners, and their egos get affected. - They do. - Right, and they're like, "What's this music?" 'Cause they never heard it before, right? And then I'm on the side of the stage going- - You know what it is- - "Get the fuck off! "Get off!" All right, we got shit to do, man! - I revert back to- - I'm tired of it. - I revert back to childhood. So look, Jay went a little bit over, barely, by the way. Howie went way the fuck over. He knows it. - Yeah, I'm gonna call him that faggot. Turned that off. - And then Russell Peters goes over, and I said, "Russell's like, 'Why are you yelling at me?'" We're joking around. But he was like, "Why are you yelling at me?" I go, "'Cause you're the last one that got caught." - Yeah. - Right? Like the first kid that broke the window, the first kid that goes into the mob rob, he doesn't get caught. - Oh, talk about the mob rob. - The mob rob! - Yeah, talk about it. I love it. - When they do those mob robs, I love them. - Yeah. - 'Cause if you're in first, they're never gonna get you. They get the last couple of stragglers. - Yeah, here we go. - This fucker is not gonna get me. - Call him out. Call him out! - I'm calling him out. He's not gonna pick up. - Yeah, he will. For you, he will. - If he doesn't, it's gonna break my heart. - Hello? - Hey, Howie, Bobby. hang on one second what well you're on bad friends right now no i'm on no i i'll be on bad friends i'm on i'm streaming live on tiktok i have to ask you a question real quick though before you go okay what what why'd you go over last night your time at the comedy store oh i'm sorry yeah why why do you do this because you know what it is when when you're why do you do this behavior to me yeah they loved me i know they love everybody there guy they loved me this is bobby lee bobby you're live on tiktok now he's on fucking tiktok that's why he's going over he's on tiktok all day yeah he goes over on that too that's the problem is that that there's so much love we have for all these guys you can't even get mad yeah get fucking up you're like upset with it and then it's gone but mark went out with a little bit of a vengeance because he wanted it was crazy late well tiffany went on at you know midnight tiffany haddish went on like dead last she loves that though well because she's uh she's the queen of the stage she complimented us on our shay shay interview she said it was great she goes you earned a lot of black uh support like some like she was like you got a lot of black community support and i said really so do you think more black people will listen to our show and she said no yeah they just like that you did the show they think you were funny on the show yeah so the black community loves us now we'll take it good we'll take it because we got the filipinos locked up because of you we got the asians locked up years ago locked in yeah yeah about 10 years ago yeah but the asian community is still half and half on you it's not all of them oh half of them hate me right yeah the other half love you so we got the whites because of me and carlos even though you're not i got half of the blacks i've got i have 75 of the black community you're you're maybe six i'm half black good i'd say we earn more from the tiger woods i'm tiger wood no you're definitely not tiger woods dude i'm so tiger woods okay you're tiger wood okay you're right precise precision look at how quickly any more of the black vote it comes from for carlos black people love carlos or what were the other ones people from shangri-la i got those you have two yeah we can look at our youtube analytics i bet you we have people shangri-la dude i got that you have mongolia for you for sure mongolia the hawks watch me they love you yeah they do they do no they do sometimes i go out there with my little glove i bought one well you don't a hawk glove okay yeah and they it goes on to my right again on a horse i know that i'm gigas con and i fire it's the whole thing we should buy hawk gloves you seem you can summon a hawk in your backyard you have hawks by you i know i do they fly up there all the time yeah what are the ones that kill the cats are there hawks that kill the cats i see one hawk it's pretty big they love the eyes my cats see if there's hawks that kill cats in la if you could lose one of the cats which one would you lose to there is no that's that's that dude that question is ludicrous what if it took it away and it was that was the good it was a beautiful end it was like no no i don't want any i love my animals all the same you have to choose you have to choose it's like fuck marry kill oh shit probably so quick yeah yeah because she's the oldest you're right that's what i'm saying it's a peaceful exit yeah it's not a peaceful exit i'll tell you that right no it would it seems terrible it gives her back to the earth it's a red tail is that another hawk oh my god red-tailed hawk in los angeles that's what they are they're swooping around and they're taking your cats yeah hide your cats hide your kids hide your cats yeah and then i hear the coyote is doing their little conversations in the woods dude they are they love conversations they are so great oh i hear what he just said he's like i went to giada today it wasn't as good as it was yeah i ate last night dinner before the show and i ate on pretty good i i ate by myself on sunset the guy was like oh for here to go and i said to go and i just sat outside on sunset eating by myself and he's cleaning up like they're gonna close and he opens the door and he goes are you there and i was like oh i don't need yeah i'm all good and he was like okay i was like he was worried about me wow and so i was like you know what i'm gonna go in there and give him a nice tip yeah he was very nice you're you're a good guy well you saw me eating alone and i'm thinking he thought is this guy gonna jump on sunset all right can i have a story my broccoli bowl i know who's gonna tell anybody about it but i was all where you know where prince street is that side street off of lancashire yeah you know that place yeah we've been i don't like your energy it's not lancashire either yeah it's laurel canyon i don't like your energy either well just telling you the truth yeah talk about prince street pizza i like both of your energies but um sorry there's a dick sporting goods there i think it's a big five big five god you're bad at stuff he's changing the names for yeah for effect i just don't know where to go there okay well then tell the story yeah i hang out there anyway there was a homeless man that came up to me and he goes can you buy me a tent did you so i went to the store with him and he goes no i want a sleeping bag i go fucking make your mind well buy them both you can afford both so i got him the most expensive did you really yeah sleeping bag thank you for that because now he's on my doorstep because you can't make it up the fucking hill they sleep on our doorstep i got him a pretty good one not that big two thousand dollars for a sleeping bag i didn't do that is that how much they are for like north face i know i got like a two hundred dollars who the fuck is paying two grand for a sleeping bag well i would what would two thousand dollars get you out of it's extra um pillow um with the stuff no the two hundred dollar one is just as good i don't know dude a two thousand dollars what could be different click on it no it's a this is why it's a what do you call it's a designer yeah i want designer i want bears to go oh gucci leave the asian one alone he's in north face yeah yeah there's nothing there's no difference yeah full of impossibility to get it back in that bag you should get awarded life points for never tried that is that hard you can't get it back in the bag oh really yeah it's a lot of things you can't get it back in the bag like what the cat yeah once it's out yeah once it's out it's getting scooped by a red tail hawk drawstring hood zip closure root wrist stop lining rip stop lining what is it when they call when they put the two cats in a in a and they threw it over a clothes liner meal prep no i'm saying there's a there's a terminology to that do you mean when someone ties shoes together and throws them over no cats the shoes mean someone died there yeah i think cats mean something there's no single specific term for let the cat out of the bag is what i'm saying that has nothing to do with yeah that's it yeah that's the term i was talking about it's you let the cat out of the bag it's it refers to a european uh an old german joke about selling cats in bags people used to sell cats that's what i meant over the phone over the phone phone wire you're crossing your wires today you're you're zip zap zooming in two different places you think big five is on lancashire okay i'm sorry i fucked up thank you let's go to a different direction then let's change yeah yeah i apologize i thought it was a term but it's not say i'm sorry to fancy fancy fancy fancy see you're fucking up too you're doing it you know there's like when somebody yawns and you start yawning yeah yeah fancy you get me every time yeah how's this going so far fancy beautiful it is yeah you knew he was gonna say that yeah he can't say anything else carlos's hair is coming in phenomenal i told him the other day he looks good it's getting good it's getting real good you look different too i gotta tell you the energy in this room is so good without macone i'm glad he's gone yeah i didn't even notice he was gone i don't think he's ever gonna come back i really did not notice did i even mention where's macone not one put up that picture of that dumb ass he sent him a this is what he's doing we go everyone's working hard i'm gonna call right on firearm well he's overseas he's in rome or something right yeah they have phones in rome not him you think you can afford a phone in rome his thing doesn't reach there he's working on wi-fi look at this guy look at he facetimed look at this bob yeah he facetimed him from the coliseum wow he went to go see odyssey at the coliseum that's great you're been forwarded to an automated voice messaging do a lot of phone calls today sorry no i like it your call yeah he's told you he's gone he's dead he's gone he's gone yeah i hope nothing bad happens to him also carlos bring that photo back up what you're facetiming with macone and let me find it again the idea to mask i was in bed that's just my breastplate look at your tits wow did he comment about your i see a shadow beautiful tit why is there a shadow who's in bed with you and i feel a shadow in the other room what do you mean there's a shadow there i don't like it the shadow shadow oh that's the shadow i was talking about ladies and gentlemen it's adam ray captain hi sweetheart good to see you yeah adam ray's here everybody give it up for adam ray right now yeah hey now yeah so you know let's clear this up adam for once and for all yeah squash the beef let's squash the beef for once and for all man why did i just on the drive over i was like bobby's gonna bring up some sort of korean beef right out of the gate yeah i love korean beef yeah bulgogi and i always do it and it's a sign it's welcome welcome to korea sexual uh sounding foods bulgogi yeah kimchi it sounds hot i used to go to school with him oh bill kimchi bill kimchi but thank you i like it you have love your laugh but real quick and then i'll let you uh we'll saute it yeah william i went i went to high school with a girl named bitch ho no you didn't no you didn't okay bring up a picture of bitch ho okay yeah yeah don't look her up on facebook she wasn't korean she was vietnamese oh yeah oh i see yeah and there was a hyphen after the uh ho yeah you're gonna get made fun of yeah it's not fair i was adam ray was too easy for adam gay adam fathom penis and tits kid you know you're a fat kid that's what i meant by that yeah yeah he's not a fat kid anymore all right now he's a fat man Man. 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And then, but then I remember the day when we were in San Diego and I was, you know, I did not dress well. I did not, I did not take any umbrage with the fact that, I mean, I didn't have any money. I remember when I got my first check from the heat, Bobby pulled me aside. He goes, hey, put that away, save it, spend it, whatever you do. But, you know, and I know you're all feeling good. Wow, the heat, pretty cool, right? Yeah. Yeah. Getting some 1130 spots in the OR. Wow, feels good, doesn't it? Doesn't it feel good? Yeah. Guess what? When you, nothing's going to change. Right back to the grind, baby. And, and, and dude. I said that? Yeah, and I appreciated it because then we went to San Diego a couple weekends. Why would I say that? Because you're a fucking bully. No, because you were trying to shoot me straight and be, like, you could see me getting ahead. I was getting a bit of a head. I was like, I'm going to fucking big comedy blockbuster. And then you were like. The heat. Yeah. Yeah. You've never been that way. But Bobby made me throw out my jeans. He goes, we walked into, what's your jean store? What'd you want, South Edge? APC. Is it, there was one in San Diego that was around the corner from ACC that we went to. Maybe APC. Fashion gal? Fashion gal? Yeah. Dad, don't make fun of my parents. Anthropology? You know, that was his dad owned a store called Fashion Gal in San Diego. I always wish my parents owned a store. Yeah, yeah. Not like this, you don't. You don't. Yeah, yeah. So you go, I'll buy you new jeans. And I go, oh, okay. And I didn't, like, know how to say no. I was like, yeah, I did. I was like, I think my jeans are fine. And you're like, you look like you ordered those off a website that doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. That's what it looked like to me. And they were also too big. Now I feel like at least, like, you know, there's a, everyone figures out, like, what their legs can handle. Tight, too tight. Bobby goes, I'll get you these jeans. They're like $300 jeans. I was buying $16 Old Navy jeans. Oh, yeah. Two for one. And I'd go down to the Brea Improv and I'd hit that Old Navy before or after the show and be like, daddy's got a weekend wardrobe. And then Bobby goes, take them off right here on the street. So I'm in downtown San Diego, a busy gas lamp district, and I'm just dropping trow. And I bought you a $300 pair of raw denim. Yeah. And you lost it. No, no. I still, well, I don't wear them anymore. Why don't you wear them anymore? It was $15. That was 15 years ago. 15 years ago. Do you wear anything from 15 years ago? I do, actually. Yeah. Thank you very much. I won't even ask it. What do you wear for 15 years? T-shirts and stuff? I wear for 15 years. I have some T-shirts that are 15 years old. No, you distress them to look they're there. No, no, no. I have some. But they're so brittle now, I can't even wear them. Right. But I have them. You have them still. I do have them. It is funny how, do you think that's- Can we get to the thing or no? Do we, what? Of the problem that we, you and I have? No, please. He wants to get the beef out. I told you, right, that I said that I didn't want you on this podcast, which is not true at all. Is that, wait a minute, is that what you heard? The Adam Ray show on Netflix, you were being lazy about going on. Oh, oh, that's what it, yeah. And I, and by the way- This show, no. And by the way- I don't want to say, can I just say that? Yeah, yeah. You're sounding defensive. It seems as if it was real. Yeah, yeah. One would think this was real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm calm. You're yelling. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So what, explain your side. What, you mean what side? Carlos, give us the setup. Yeah. Adam has a show on Netflix called The Adam Ray Show. It's fantastic. Please watch it right now on Netflix. Santino's done an app, and I just wanted to complete the puzzle with one of my other dear- I get it, I get it. One of the funniest people I know. I'm not a puzzle piece, but okay. I think so. Okay. Yeah, you are. You're a little, okay. That's puzzle piece Bob. So what did you want me to do? We got Michael Bublé instead of you, so. Yeah, he went Bublé over you. We swapped that. We went Bublé over Lee. All right, so I apologize. I don't know. So what did you tell him? I said he's being a baby about it. He doesn't want- That's not what you said to me. What you said to me is I told Adam Ray that he didn't want, I didn't want him on this show. Take his Jew program. No, no. And that's what you told him, and that's what you told me that you told him. No, I told you that it was about The Adam Ray Show, not about bad friends. I don't- Oh my God, what do you lie? I didn't go to you- Time out, time out, time out. Taco time out. Can we please explain your story, then we'll hear the rebuttal, because this is not solving any problems. So what happened? Adam reached out to me about having Bobby on Netflix's The Adam Ray Show. Correct. Different from Bad Friends. Correct. I reached out to Bobby maybe 19 times about it. Every time he said no. Why do you go through- Stop. You're not, he's not done. Because, because, because I texted you three times. So he reached out to the book or a bad- Stop it. No, no response. That should be- Stop it. So I go, who else? No, Bobby. Bobby. I know you. Carlos. Carlos is in control of the calendar, so that was a good move. He said, Carlos controls the calendar. And also, I can read the room. I go, I'm going to start blowing him up. Clearly, either he's not seeing it, but three is a crowd. So I go- Three is a crowd. I did it. Let me say this. It sounds to me- Can I defend Bobby for a second? Yeah, please defend me, Andres. I feel like I'm drowning. You know what? Last time we went to San Diego together, someone came to us and say, you guys are into comedy? Do you know Adam Ray? He is really funny. And as you might- Oh, so we've been holding on to this. Bobby took it really well and said, oh yeah, he's my buddy. I love him so much. He's great. Why do I feel like that's not how it went down? That's how it went down. He started smoking again. It stressed him out so much, he walked outside and smoked again. Here's what happened. The server goes, you guys are doing comedy down here? You guys are comedians? And we said, yes. Don't know who you are. Have you guys heard of Adam Ray? He's funny. Jesus. That's exactly what the- And Bobby said- And it went into my heart. We do know him. Yeah. That's what he did. We do. - We do know him. - And then you guys, oh yeah, yeah, we do know him. And do you know that he stopped doing his podcast but we started one and it's the biggest show in the world so yeah i said yes he's one of he's one of our best friends and bobby goes hmm he knows adam rain he doesn't know who we are i did not do that what'd he do he said adam is my boy no that's what i did that's the title of this episode you are a fucking liar he's a fucking liar bobby is the boy who cried wolf no i never cried wolf i've never done anything of such what's the sort yeah yeah okay i'm out 19 texts later what ended up happening 19 texts later i decide i'm not gonna lie like i always do this is adam we've known him for 20 years yeah i just gave him straight truth straight truth because i thought he can handle the truth he can i couldn't a few good i couldn't he is one good man i thought that bobby could handle that adam could handle the truth like i thought that everyone could handle yeah but you're not as my representative you're not as my representative i'm not your representative i don't make 10 so burn you said don't go through him then so don't go through melanie go through abby melanie who's melanie my assistant great you have her number i think i still have abby's email she'll schedule it for sure maybe not the right date but that is that is a fact it's a fact who is this melanie melanie yeah yeah but abby's still your manager right yeah but she doesn't do my booking i remember when i used to reach out to abby for dates and then she'd be like oh sorry bobby's bringing dean on these and then i ran into the i guess i don't know if you have to believe the same amount but whatever no it's a known thing but then dean and i talked to the comic store because it's when it's right at the turn of when i stopped opening you for and i walked up to the belly or the uh comic store parking lot which you know well and um hopefully but let's call back to the the car thing i got it and so um when you crashed into rick's staggering he's the man but so so so dean goes bobby goes hey adam he goes you want to go talk to your friend dean here and i go and you had a big grin on your face because you were like this is awesome like well we're going to do this openers fighting over their uh feature time for you and that's the whole point of life totally and he goes bobby goes bobby goes hey adam he goes hey cool guy dean's trying to take your road gigs and i go what and he goes oh yeah man you're at universal studios you've got plenty of money coming in yeah he goes you got that wolverine cash he goes i'm struggling yeah and i go like dude i need the road work too and he was like and and you were like yeah he's trying to tell you that he uh he should come to santa was that phoenix whatever and uh and that was shortly after that that was the end that was the end of it yeah are you um are you enjoying the road now you know i'll tell you this because it's so exciting to see all these bobby lee dates dude yeah you are enjoying it good i'm enjoying it i know it goes on to november and then my special comes out and i'm gonna take a little breaky break yeah you know what i did today all day was i woke up right thank god next to my girlfriend awesome we went to the pool cool right and we did a lot of ass and grab in the pool yeah you know i mean i'm a mermaid yeah you're a pirate oh so it's role play at the pool is it a public pool it's my pool awesome but it is public it is public yeah you are allowed you are that generous i'm very generous yeah yeah put a sign up come around the back yeah no diarrhea and i realized and i'm eating better so i realized if i can just maintain this lifestyle that's it you're just coasting into the sunset yeah yeah that's all of it that is you've done it all haven't you've been doing that what the fuck are you talking you you act as if this was like a rarity like woke up late and hung out all day that's all you fucking do i know but every time it happens i go this is what i want well good it's working yeah don't change a thing kid yeah i'm just telling you that it could be your future oh yeah i can't wait yeah it does seem there are though but every time i feel like maybe just shutting it down for a minute but then you look at guys i mean rickles went till the end right there's certain people that i think in all of us there's no there's no you get to 60 and you're just like i did it right i think there is maybe yeah i think yeah you mean yeah 60 shut five years five he's 55 this year five year yeah yeah 55 in like a couple and soon like how old are you now 44 yeah it's like it's happening yeah it's happening it's wild i mean i coughed and my back hurt today yeah that's yeah i literally coughed so hard and then i was like i don't think i'm gonna be able to make the podcast but um i've done this before see this right here yeah this hurts that's how old i am yikes ow should be like that guy that monk that held his arm above his arm above his head for like 50 years do you know about this guy like i could do it for the rest of the podcast look at this yeah the monk you could never a monk or uh hardy amar bahardi uh 50 years 1973 has not lowered it for 50 years wow look at the fuck do you just pull where did you hear this and why did you absorb it and go someday i'm gonna bring this up yeah how do i know about august 12th but you don't but now i'm hearing this and august 12th isn't real this is real no that's not can't be real 100 this is 50 years yeah yeah look at his fucking arm oh my god yeah you're right same guy that's that's like one of these before and after cream commercials yeah like that's not the same guy you know these are different oh look at that look at him smoking that's why he smoked so much pot he just forgot that look at the fingers zoom in on the fingers he needs a fucking manicure dude yeah that's wild look at that look at the black man fingered by that guy oh let's move on ladies ladies yeah this guy held it for 50 how did i hear about this i listen to these these podcasts these like weird intricate podcasts my wife gives me and it's all got these weird little quirky stories in it and this was one of them self-help or just like npr like world human interest stories yeah human interest stories about the the the the patience and the and the display of his beliefs and all this stuff and what what what lengths people go to to carry out their truth yeah right like like pitting your openers against one another someone's truth someone's truth you know they're you can find the truth in that wait andrew and i were talking about you know there's black don't crack what is the asian version yeah we couldn't don't raise it don't don't raisin yeah that's right that's is that the only that's that's just that's what it is well i'm not the president of asia you don't have to ask the yellow is mellow yellow yeah that was in the 70s no that's mountain dew or that was yellow mellow yellow mellow yellow yeah we're very mellow look at me yeah yeah i'm not mellow you can be yeah yeah am i mellow right now for five seconds ago you weren't but there are times i can go yellow mellow you go you do go yellow mellow yeah yeah and white what a plight yeah is that a plight yeah i'm not a mellow mellow i'm not a mellow mellow white what a plight i think i think at at white it's gonna be all right it's gonna be all right yeah yeah when you see me at 60 is is when you're gonna see the deterioration of my body that's not true i think we saw it but wait you mean like full beard like yeah you're gonna go oh he's now in the twilight you're gonna be pat merida oh my god yeah you'll turn into pat merida because pat aged very gracefully i think you'll do the same but he had alcoholism well you're an addict i know i'm not an active but he wasn't active when he was on his end of his life oh he was yeah i thought he got clean he drank till the end yeah he drank how old did pat merida live until i'm gonna i'm gonna guess 77 76 86 he's gotta be getting to his 80s wow look at it said patrick swayze first the internet's all hopped look at it he died at 73 years old wow wow terrible it's awful pat merida alcoholism karate kid and happy days only two things he's known for what else do you need i mean karate kid look battle severe lifelong struggle with alcoholism began during his childhood ultimately contributed to his death 73 years old in 2005 most of his adult life while concealing the heavy toll it took on his personal relationships and also his career well i gotta tell you big fan but look does it say that he had alcoholism or no it did that's what i just said okay yeah it started as a child would you take at 12 he started drinking at 12 yeah wow riddle me this bob if you got approached by i don't know christopher nolan and there's probably yes director that yes okay bad example um ben schwartz no okay um you don't even know what it is it's i don't even know what the pat merida story and you're playing pat it's too difficult of a role i think you think i think you could do it in what way would it be difficult yeah is it a silent film dude bobby would kill silent film that i would get so funny climbing up a rope oh they caught him oh no it's a surprise oh no it's a surprise he's doing a kid's party he's running away oh he's being chased by the kid they got him i got my car where am i oh he has nice tits like mine says oh i'm gonna suck off this fucking orange julius hey fuck you kid stabbing a man cutting his throat yeah and then squeezing tit milk and cool whip all over it yeah perfect okay can we get another suggestion from the audience i could be a nice guy can i be a nice guy yeah be a nice guy picking up a box taking out drinks serving drinks i think he's at a movie theater by himself and i mean it always goes back to tit licking that's my go-to yeah yeah why wouldn't you do the pat merida story i think that's you really could you would rip that because because you come from addiction so you could okay they're never gonna give it to me i stopped this bull who else who would get it above you ronnie chang oh ronnie chang yeah all those guys would be get it before me jimmy o yang oh yeah i mean we can keep going there's so many yeah so many talented asian guys right now i mean the koreans are killing it in film and they would find any good career yeah it'd be hard to compete but don't you know all the guys now right all the film i do i do i do i mean i had a call a text maybe a year ago from um a guy that's doing very well and he goes uh john shu you want to do something i go spacey called him but it never happened never he's back by the way he's back never happened no that that happens all the time that's the hats hollywood baby welcome to the real you got a call and it didn't pan out grab a number i know you know what i'm getting used to the denial yeah i'm getting used to the denial yeah i'm getting used to the yeah shut the fuck up i have you're cruising at the highest altitude you're on a rocket ship that is full of fuel, baby. - Yeah, you're on a Concorde, I'm on a fucking Cessna. - I don't know, I feel a downward trajectory, I have to be honest. - I have to stay below altitude. You're on a fucking flying jet around the world. - So many different chapters, huh? - This guy, he's working. - I've had so many chapters. - What's your favorite chapter? - This is the final one. - Awesome. - This final one is already the best chapter. - This isn't the final chapter for you. - It could be. - Epilogue? - This is the epilogue you think? - Yeah, yeah, you know, I'll tell you, I'm gonna say something cheesy. - I'll bring it on. - But I was in bed with my girlfriend. - What are you listening to? - In my mind? - No, like in the, what's playing? - Oingo Bongo. - Oingo Bongo. - It's always on. - Yeah. - 'Cause you don't seem like a just, we're gonna listen to each other breathe type guy. - Yeah, also, not just Oingo Bongo, I have Weird Science playing in the background. - Weird Science? - The movie. - Weird Science? - Weird Science? - I'll only have sex with my wife with Comics Unleashed on in the background. - Yeah, yeah. - I have to. - Just because, "So Andrew, I heard you like to fuck." - Blue Chew! - Blue Chew! - Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 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I couldn't get there. - By the way, I'm the casting director for the Pat Marino story. Thank you so much. I think we got it. - Not good, not good? - Next time, if you wanna come back, the lines are, the lines are wax on, wax off, but no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, we got it, we got it. We'll hit up Abby or Melanie, whoever the fuck, yeah. - Okay, baby. - Thank you so much. Thank you so much. - Biggest agency in the world. - Thank you so much. Yeah, but you can stop doing that. We got that. - Okay, okay. - That'd probably get him the role. - Yeah. - They go, he understands Pat so well. He licked his own tits for five minutes. - You never met him, I met him. - He was just. - What are you doing? - That's so funny, you never met him. You get in a fight with the casting director. You guys never met him. All right. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - How do you know he didn't do that? - He could've. - He could've, yeah. - Rest in peace, Pat. - You always hear about those things too, in auditions. Right? You always hear about those guys that did the wacky shit. My mom used to read so many of those stories of like, you know, Ving Rhames took his cock out or something like, like some sort of crazy, or Henry Winkler, you know, did a tap dance when the scene didn't call for it. You know, but he thought his character did it. Just all these weird little, like, go above and beyond, step outside the box. - Yeah. - And. - And then they got tired of that. - Yeah. - And they were like, stay inside of the box. - Just stay inside the box, do the stuff. - What's his name? TJ Miller brought a bear to the Yogi Bear audition. - That's how he got it. - Bruno, I auditioned and I was wearing short, like jean shorts. - Yeah. - And I pull a testicle out. - Oh. - And I came in that way. - Yeah. - Yeah, because it was Sasha. - That's so funny. - And I came, the reason why I got the dictator is because he felt bad that I didn't get the Bruno. - Awesome. - Yeah. No, because Bruno would have been better, I think. - Dictator was pretty great. - It doesn't matter. It was great either way. - You were in a. - It's my story. - Yeah. - It's my story, yeah. - What do you care more about? Making it to the world or, or making being. - Well, let's define. Let's define the definition of making it. - Being respected by your peers. You know, I think I have a combination of both to be honest with you. - You do. - Yeah. - It's 90/10 though for Bob. It's 90% peers. - 90% peers, 10% world. - Yeah. - You think so? - Yeah. - I think so. - And that 10% of the world doesn't like you that much. - Yeah. So it's really. - They love you. - It's really, they love you. So you're saying, well, I don't like to pull it back and forth, back and forth. - Welcome to Hollywood. - Yeah, yeah. I like to be real about things. - Okay, be real. Yeah, you like to be real. You were sucking your tits four seconds ago. Shut the fuck up. I like to be real. Cut back. I like to be real about stuff. - Okay, my bad. - No, here's what it really is. He cares as much about the fan adoration as he does about the respect of his peers. It's a 50/50 split, it's true. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It is. I think you do. You care way more about that. - Yeah. - Wait, you're talking to Merritt about the community. What do you mean? - We're talking about, no. We were talking last night about the store. About people going over their time in the store. We called out some people. - Oh, man, I could talk about that for days. - It's gotten out of control. - Who we talking about? - Well, last night, Jay, Howie Mandel, and Russell Peters, we called Mark to talk about it. And then he called- - Howie Mandel. - Howie Mandel to talk about it. And Howie admitted it. - Well, it was a horribly funny show, right? - Yeah, it was, Jay. - So they give me, so I get the call from Greg, right? - Yeah. - Greg calls me up, and he's a good guy. He's a good guy. And so he calls me up and I go, he goes, "Hey, we're doing horribly funny, horribly funny at the comic store." And I go, "Yeah, come on, come on." You know, I don't really get out on Wednesdays, you know? And I go, "Who's gonna be there?" Right? And he goes, "Anderson Santino, Howie Mandel." - Yeah, yeah, sure. - And so I get down there and I go, "I'd like to do 20 minutes, all right?" - "I'd like to do 20 minutes." - "I'd like to do 20 minutes." Well, you know, we all know that 20's- - You could come on. - We all know that 20's gonna turn into 45. - You know, excuse me? Come over here in a second. - Ooh, not bad. - What, you wanna come over here? - It's so bad. He's doing such a good job, and you're just killing it. - I'm trying to learn how to do impressions. Fuck you, man! - It's so bad. - Yeah, I'm trying to learn! - Okay, do it, go. - Yeah, yeah. - Learn, go. - Well, I'm in J-Low. - It's actually not bad. - Yeah, I think that's pretty good. - You have to listen, you have to hide- - Jay Reno. Jay Reno, that's a MADtv character. - Which is also Jamie Renner. - You know, I lose confidence because of you. - Good. - I lose confidence because of you. - You have too fucking much. - No, I don't, no, I don't- - You live up here all the time. - Ah! - That's how you walk around. - This is you! - This is you! - This is, yeah! - This is literally you on the internet! Everything! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's you're too confident. - Okay. - He does Jay Leno! You don't do it! - I want the J-Low. - Can you imagine if he just fucking petered out on his own show like that? - Yeah. - It's so funny. - Rob Lowe's- - Do another one, I can do any impression you do. - Okay, anything Adam can do, you can do? - I do an impression, yeah. - You think so? - It's a fun game. - Do Tony Danza. - Hey, Bobby Lee, hey, you know- - Hey, Bobby Lee, I- - You can come and welcome to the show, Tony Danza show. - Hey, the Tony Danza show. - Yeah, yeah. - Hey, Tony Danza- - Angela. - Angela, come over here. - Come over here. - Hey Jonathan, you there, man? - Rudy! - Rudy, no, that's a different show. - Rudy! - He's doing Tony Downza. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Tony Downza. - What can you do, Bill Cosby? Bobby! - I can do a Bill Cosby, look at me- - They all sound the same! - Give me the pudding and the Puddin' Pops. - That guy. - Wait, how about this, can you do Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles? - I'll do it. - That one's yours. - That's right, I'll try. - That's for you. - Dad, you don't have to do it. - Bobby, yes. - Bobby, yes. - I said twice. - I was going to be the fifth Ninja Turtle, but we couldn't find enough ooze to make you funnier. - Okay, so what am I? - You are one of Super Shredders. - I'm a Super Shredder. - How did you make it Asian? You made it more Asian somehow. - He was going there, I had to beat him to it. - Isn't Splinter Asian? - Yeah. - Splinter, was he Asian? - He was Asian. - Was a rat sensei? - Yeah, he was Asian. - Yeah, Splinter. - Karate rat? - That's Asian, dude. - Look at those eyes, baby. - Gotta be, gotta be. - Yeah. - You know who does the voice of Splinter? - Who? - The same guy who does the voice of Elmo, Kevin Clash. - I know Kevin Clash. Did you see the documentaries? - Yes, it was incredible. - Finding Elmo. - It was incredible. - Emo? - Unbelievable. - Elmo. - Finding, no, finding Emo. - Yeah, it was all about the following. - Elmo started an emo band. - It was "Dashboard Confession" on Sum 41. - Yeah. - He started an emo band, Emo Elmo. - Wait, if it's Elmo following around. ♪ My girlfriend doesn't love me anymore ♪ - Yeah. - Yeah, that's Kevin Clash. - Kevin, he also did Splinter? - Yeah. - Wow. - Wow. - Crazy. - Kevin Clash is very talented. - Very talented. - Came from Baltimore. - Did not know that. - Did he not? Did you Google it? - I don't know. - How do you know that? - I saw the documentary. - Oh, right. - It's so good, that documentary. - Wait, can you do a Joe Biden? - It doesn't be challenging, but you have to do it first. - Bobby. - Hey. - Hello. - Come on. - What? - Bobby. - I'm here. - We're doing it, come on. - Yeah. - Just a demonstration. - He's the first black old mermaid. - Black vermin. - You know, I don't know if it's your physical features, but you've made all of these Asian, even if they aren't. - Well, then forget it. I don't have any support from you ever, creatively. - When it comes to impressions, no. - All right, well then, I can sing. - Let's hear. - Can you sing for me? - What? - I am, that was just me warming up. - Okay. - Oh my God. You're on The Voice, everyone's like just turning around. - Yeah. - So fast. - Guys, I was warming up. - Yeah. - Psh. - Yeah, yeah. - Psh. - Yeah. - I love it. - Some. - Go. - Go ahead. ♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪ - Again? - Ah, tits. - Okay. - Right to tits. - All right. - The kid loves the tits. He did grow up in Baltimore, Maryland. Shout out to Kevin Clash. - Yeah. - Sesame Street. I would love to know what the residuals look like for fucking Elmo. - Well, he's the executive producer of- - Can you imagine? - Of Sesame Street. - It's gotta be the most sold doll in Sesame Street history. - Well, do you know the story behind it, right? Is Elmo was a thing before, right? And they kept passing the doll around, right? - Oh, yes, yes, yes. - And then one guy threw it at Kevin Clash and Kevin was a young, you know, black puppeteer. - Yeah. - And he was like, "You're giving me this? "I don't know what to do with it." And he went home and he kind of, 'cause he used to have a gritty voice. - Yes. - Hey, I'm Elmo. - Yes. - Like Oscar the Grouch type. - Oscar the Grouch type of character. And he goes- - I love that you know this. - The foundation of Elmo is gonna be love. - Innocence, yeah, and love, yeah. - Love and pure innocence. - Yeah. - And he approached it from that direction and he created the voice. - That's pretty beautiful and special. Remember when we went and saw the "Mr. Rogers" movie and both cried, but we were four seats apart? - Why would we be four seats apart? - I don't know. - Did I buy four seats? - Yeah, you like your space. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you treat movies like Maggiano's. - Yeah. - You get a little extra space. - I do. - Yeah. - Yeah, you sit over there. I got all these. - Yeah. - Is that what happened? - Yeah, well, we both cried, I remember. - Is that, but we did have a separation? - Like maybe one or two seats. - Okay, okay. - But I think it's 'cause there was no one in the- - Okay, good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But you looked over at me and you were like, "You're crying, right?" And I was like, "Oh yeah." - Yeah, I cried. - You got it, "Mr. Rogers." - Yeah, it was the documentary, right? - And we cried together. - Yeah. - So beautiful. - Yeah. - You don't cry at movies, do you? - What's the last movie you cried in? - Oh, I know what. - I know, we already said that. - "Project Hail Mary." - "Hail Mary," I cried pretty hard at. I cried a lot at "Everything Everywhere All at Once." - Oof, yeah. - I cried about five times in that fucking movie. - That was a great movie. - And then I cried, I cried probably the hardest that I've cried. - I know what. - What? - The "Rental" movie. - Huh? "Family," "Rental Family?" With- - Ben and Frasier. - Ben and Frasier. - That's, I remember. - "Bald." - Yeah. - It was so fucking, did you ever see that? It was so fucking good, so underrated. It's an incredible story. Brennan Frasier plays this actor who moves to Japan to try to reinvigorate his career 'cause he can't get work in LA anymore. And then he finds like a job, which is him being a rental friend, basically. And they rent you out for a companionship. And this connection and this, it dude, it's absolutely stunning. - That's great. - One of the best cries I've ever had. One of the best like heartwarming film. I also cried- - "Ernest Goes to Jail." - "Bald." - Yeah. - No, "Camp." - "Camp." - All those Ernest movies I grew up with. - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable. - Jim Varney. - Jim Varney, yeah. - No, what were you gonna say? - Genius. Jim Varney was a fucking genius. - He was. - I don't think we're ever, characters that get to make films like "Ace Ventura," like characters that you really believed were human beings. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't know if that's ever gonna happen again. - What is the budget of those movies? - Oh, I- - I wonder the budget. - 70 grand. - I used to memorize "Ace Ventura," like long paragraph pieces of dialogue and recite it to friends on the bus. - Oh, dude. - That's how much I fucking loved that movie. - 3.5 million and they grossed 23 million. And this is in the '80s, by the way. - 23 million? - In the '80s. - Yeah. - So that's like 60 million now. - What did he got for that? - Not a lot. I don't imagine they paid him a lot. Back then, they probably didn't get anything upfront. He probably got all of his money on the backend sales. - Yeah, but that did a lot. - VHS, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I'm saying for the film, he probably got, I don't know, maybe 200 grand or something like that. - 'Cause who else did like- - 100 grand? - He just created a character to where it was just like, now he's going to camp. Then he's going to Alaska. Then he's going to the bunny ranch. Then he's going to fucking, you know, Wild Waves. - So good. - He just went to every place and it was like, just drop the guy and it's fish out of water, right? - Yeah, fish out, yeah. - That's crazy. - Let's think of some in space. They probably did space. - "Ernest Goes to Space"? - Yeah. - No, they didn't. - They did "Muppets" in space. They did "Apollo 13". - I'm talking about "Ernest". - Oh, gotcha, yeah, yeah. - Okay, I'm talking about fucking "Ernest" right now. - Well, he's kind of a human Muppet. - Okay, so- - It's so funny. He was at a play- - "Hey Vern, It's Outer Space". - "Hey Vern, It's Outer Space". They did go to outer space. "Ernest Goes to Space" never produced a feature length, although an outer space themed episode aired during the character's 1988 Saturday morning television series. "Hey Vern, It's Ernest". - Wow. - Wow. - "Ernest P. Worrell". - When did he die? He died, when did he die? - Not too long ago. I'm going to say 2004. - I'm going to go seven. - I'm smoking you, got him. - Eight. - 2000. - 2000. - Wow. - Hey, go back to that real fast. - Fuck, it was 50? - Yeah. - This is an exploration. - Smoking, he smoked a lot. - You can hear from that voice, man. - Ernest. - Yeah, man. - Now is this, was this a clever writing? If you zoom in on his name is "Ernest P. Worrell". So Ernest, when someone is Ernest, and Worrell is at a play on worry or worrier or worrying. He was like an Ernest warrior. - That's not the "Dead Sea Scrolls". What are you doing? - You don't think many times they're trying to interject that into the film? - I don't think any of these wanna- - Why Ernest? - I think they write in a minute. - Have you ever heard Ernest before as a name? They don't throw that into many scripts. Ernest. - What are you getting so aggressive from me for? - You came at me, bitch. You said this isn't the "Dead Sea Scrolls". Don't fucking start with me. - The space movie was unmade, but some fans think "Rocketman" may have been. - Oh, that by Harland, our boy. - Yeah. - Such a good fucking movie. - Yeah, it's so good. - The reason I bring this up is 'cause I read an article one time that went in the depths of Truman, of the Truman Show, and the meaning was true man, every man. He was supposed to represent every man on earth. - Oh, that's deep. - And how he was representative. We all feel trapped and a part of something else. And we're all trying to find the real us as life goes on. And most of the time, it's right in front of your face. - You're doing facial stuff, huh? I see your face, you're doing facial stuff. - Like getting facials? - You're getting some deep facial work. Your skin is almost too perfect. - No, I shaved yesterday. Maybe that's why. - There's something rosy about your face. Very healthy. - Well, he's gonna be a dad soon. - Yeah. - Maybe that's it. - Yeah. - Have you announced that? - Yeah. - Oh, you've talked about it. - Baby girl. - Yeah. - I don't know if you talked about it on pods or anything like that. - No. - Did you do the test? - So here we go. - Yeah, we'll find out who the father is in like six weeks. - No, no, no. That's not what I'm talking about. - Can I tell you? I think I know. - Yeah. - Mark Maron. - Dean Del Rey. - Eric Griffin. - Oh yeah, dude. Payback for taking San Jose. Fuck your wife. You know how much I love that club? She loves motorcycles. - Are you excited? - I'm very excited. I'm terrified, but I'm excited, yeah. But I think it'll be good. - You can do a great job. - I'm gonna be silly. I'm gonna be patient. I'm gonna be all about it. But I don't know. Who knows? You know? - We know. - I know. - It's gonna be awesome. - It's gonna be disaster. - You're gonna be twice, if not three times the father that Andres is. That's a fact. - That's not too much though. - Are you a dad? - Yeah, he's got a beautiful daughter. - Wow. - Like such a sweet little. - Amazing. - And she's bilingual. - Cool. - She's bilingual. And so he gets mad because she'll answer. She hears in Spanish, but answers in English. And so they're trying to curb that. - Wow. - And what did she say? Will you do the thing? You wanna talk about making me cry? - She loves this. - Here, you wanna make me cry right now? Tell them what you told me off the air about her. - What's Bobby doing here? And I said, well, he has a headache. What's Andrew doing here? - She's so cute. She's wanting to know what we're up to. - How old is she? She's three. - Three. And she hears us in the background at their house. So she'll go, that's Bobby. - Yeah. - That's Bobby with Andrew. - Yeah. - Andrew's mad at Bobby again. - Wow. - That's what she says in the living room. - Wow. - So yeah, she gets to be part of my mental health. - So what I have at my house, Esther brings her kids over. Kalilah brings her son over. - Wow. - We have a little pool party. - Wow. - And now you're invited. Saturdays at nine. - Now you're invited. - Now they have a kid. - You have a kid, yeah. 'cause there's red-tailed hawks in the back. - Yeah, yeah. - My God, are there really? - Yeah. - Yeah, don't bring your cat. - You don't have a cat. - No. - You guys have a dog. Two dogs. - I got attacked by my sister's cat when I was in eighth grade and that solidified me. Cats, no. Oh, God. That's fucking wild. - When you get hissed at by a cat. - Yeah, it's the worst. - 'Cause they click before to let you know. - Yep, yep, and then it just hopped. By the way, I'm sitting there eating a cup of soup. Oh, this story gets good, actually. I forgot this is what happened. I'm sitting there eating a cup of soup by myself, mom's out working, sister's out smoking or whatever, getting fingered, and I'm sitting there and I'm eating my cup of soup. - She's getting fingered? - She had a wild couple years in high school, yeah. But now she's great, now she's great. - Still getting fingered, though. - Yeah, by Dirt Day, my white rapper brother-in-law. And so I'm eating, shout out, shout out. - One of the funniest stories. - Check out his music, just look up Dirt Day. So I'm eating the cup of soup. - Don't. - And I'm watching. I'm watching Saved by the Bell of the College Years, most likely, and I hear, and I look over like that, and I'm sitting there and I'm like mid-bite and it's fresh. I've taken maybe two bites, it's so hot. This thing lunges at me and there's no defense. It's in my lap, so I put my hands up 'cause I'm like, I gotta stop this thing. Boom, spilled. I mean-- - Soup cock. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, soup. - Just fall on Fox, yeah. - Hold on. - And hosting it, Joel McHale. - Joel McHale. - Spilled, I don't wanna say third degree burns, but I mean, it was bad for at least probably three days. And then the cat, so not only is the cat, so spilled, and then the cat's on me clawing, and then, you know, one of those things, my sister gets home and I'm telling her what happened and she's like, no way, he wouldn't do that. And I'm like, fuck, if he only had cams-- - Let me ask you a question. - Yeah. - Let's say I work for National Geographic. - Imagine. - Imagine if you did that. Oh my God, I would love you directing an episode. - Bobby, you can't keep turning in articles about poop. We're gonna have to get something else. - Looking over at all the African women being like, "What is this?" - All right, I have a tiger sanctuary, actually. I changed it. - My God, can you imagine? - Go on. - Right, and I raise cubs to tigers. So I go out and sleep in the sanctuary with the tiger. They know me, right? But you come over. Would you go into the cage? - No. - Exactly, so why would you eat soup and run a fucking free cat? - When has ever there been-- - Oh, this makes perfect sense. - Wait, what the fuck are you, wait, what? When has eating soup in front of a cat been an issue? - It's an old, it's an old, look it up, look it up. You're not supposed to eat soup in front of cats. - Like showing rat to a bull. - Yeah. - This is a real thing. - Once you let the cat out of the bag, you can't eat soup in front of it. You can eat soup in front of your cat, but you must keep the bull completely out of their reach. - Yeah, you didn't do that. - You didn't do that. That was your fault. - That's your fault, that's your fault. Out of reach. - But not because it's gonna attack you, because it makes-- - Adam, Adam. - It's our show. - The internet. - The internet says what it says. Was it chicken, was it Campbell's Chunky? - Yeah. - It was cup of soup. - Cup of soup, okay, by Campbell's, no less. - They did cup of soup? - They did cup of soup, yeah. You had a cup of soup. - So go back, look at this, stop right there. Right there, go in. No, go back, my friend. - Go back, my friend. - You were there. So zoom in, garlic and onions. These belong to the allium plant family and destroy a cat's, destroy, the screen's cutting out. - Red blood cells. - Destroy a cat's red blood cells, severe anemia. So it was threatened by you. So you were eating something that was gonna hurt it. So it saw you as a threat. - Looking back. - I'm team cat. - This also. - I'm team cat over team animal. - Oh, good, good, good, good. - But now looking back, I might have egged the cat on because I was like. - Oh, see, yeah. - Oh, call back to my thing, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did, there might've been a little bit of encouragement on my part to warrant the violence. - Yeah, okay. - You can't egg. - Yeah, but you know, I raised my cats and I know my cats. - Do you raise them or do they just? - No, I have three cats. I raised them as they were the kittens. - He did, he breastfed them. - Did you really? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And it hurts so bad. You know, and no milk comes out of here too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's by the way, I'm a man. - Oh, I've read your blogs. - Yuzu comes out of there. - Yeah. - Yuzu. - Hey, fuck. - All right. - All right. - All right. - Oh, you sound like a cat. All right. - But I'm saying is if I had a lion sanctuary, you wouldn't go into the cage. - No, no, no, no. - No, of course not. - Because you should be mindful and be aware of your surroundings. - Oh, I get fired up when I see kids tapping on the protective shield of the zoo. Like you, I almost want those gorillas to break it down and just wrap. - I'll go one step further. Shut down the zoos. - Yeah, me too. - Don't eat them. - Yeah, you really. - SeaWorld especially. - Shut that the fuck down. - How is that still going? - I mean. - I don't know. But San Diego is home to SeaWorld and the biggest, most popular zoo in the United States. - You ever see Blackfish guy? - Well, I don't see color, but I have seen. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I have seen regular fish. - The documentary Blackface. - It's a white fish doing blackface? - You ever see this documentary? - Tonight we have a white fish sashimi in blackface. - That's good. Is that new style? New style. - That's crazy. - Blackfish is wild. - Chili's is really expensive. - Have you ever seen this documentary? Is what I'm saying. - It's so fucked up. - It's unbelievable. - You saw this? - Yes, oh my God. - It's so heartbreaking. - Yeah, it's traumatizing. - When a mother can't get ahold of his kids. - When they get separated, you. - You know? - Yeah. - Okay, forget it. - No, no, I was in full support. - I'm off, I'm off, I'm off. - I went to. - You're good. - Have you ever been to the San Diego, the wild animal park? Like, have you done the tour? - No. - When I was down there one time, we went and we went on the tour and you have this young, you know, I was a tour guide at Universal Studios. And so I'm already empathetic. Of course, I'm already empathetic to the tour guide people. 'Cause I'm like, it's such a tough job 'cause you're delayed, you're backed up. But at the zoo, this guy is calling attention to animals that 87% of the time are like, I'm gonna fucking take a nap, dude. - Yeah, I'm tired. - Inside the cave. - Yeah, yeah. - So this kid couldn't have been older than 24 and we're going around. You could tell it's like fourth or fifth day. And he's like, guys, my name is Brian and welcome to the San Diego wild animal kingdom tour. Who's ready to see some creatures? We're going around like, yeah, yeah. And we're going, he's like, if you guys, oh my God. We're gonna, our first stop is Tony the tiger. Not the Frosted Flakes guy, but he might enjoy a bowl of fun. If you guys get close enough, look over there. Tony is right next to that big tree. Oh, don't really see him. Well, you know what? We're gonna do a loop on the back and we'll see if we can see Tony next time. And if you look over here, you're gonna see Hank the hippo. Hank has a sister named Henrietta and they came over from Zimbabwe. Look over in that Creek. There's a couple little, no, fuck it. Well, Google a picture of a hippo. And he just like kept struggling and we didn't see anything. - No. - Every stop and you could hear, you know, at a certain point he would, you know, he was just scrambling. He was like, there's a Latino family sharing a churro, you know, just to like call attention to something. And you could hear people on the tram, like getting restless, being like this fucking shit sucks. $300 to ride that thing. The zoo is a scam. - It's a scam. - We shut down immediately. - I'm gonna tell you this right now. - Oh, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. There you go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hoot to Tootie is coming back. - It's Tony, tough eyes. - Hoot to Tootie. - Remember Hoot to Tootie? - Oh yeah, Hoot to Tootie. - You remember him? - How could I forget? - Yeah. - One of the funniest days. - You don't wanna do like this like an eagle. - You were smoking inside the gym. - I know. I do what I want. - You did smoke in that gym. - Yeah, you smoked in there. - I didn't get in trouble, but. - How did we end up in that gym after hours? How did you get us in there? - Pull that up. There's one line that Bobby has in that. I don't know, my friend's wife taught. - We did an Olympic submission tape. - Taught classes there. - It's such a fucking insane. But oh yeah, your friend taught classes there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how we got to run up. - And he was spitting on us and choking us out. - That was so fucking fun, dude. - It was the most fun click of the video. What year was that, Adam? Do you remember? - Oh man, I'm gonna say. - 2012. - Yeah. - 10 to 12? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm Todd. - I'm Brett. And we got a coach. - 13 years ago. - Wow. - Our Olympic submission tape. - Look at that. It's a nice. - Oh my God. - Hurt my hip. Smoking in the fucking gym. It's the. - My name, Hood Tutori. Junior. For 20 years, I have my name. Quick list. Say, I train Olympic anything. Watch your back. No, you got to be graceful like an eagle. Like an eagle. Hey, come down here. Come down here. Come down here. - Grabbed him by his cock. - I kill you. Right? Eagle, watch your back. You don't do nothing like that. Get back up. - I don't know what that means. - Look. - I come from very athletic people. No, no, no, no, no. I kill you. You look horrible. You don't listen to me. Get back up there. Tell the guy that. Don't remember you're born with the champion in your heart. No one take it away. You can lick a lemur. Lemur. God, that hurt. Just tackle. Listen to nothing, man. Kick him so hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember how hard that was. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, my God. Really? You don't need to do nothing. You can smoke, drink if you want. Drink, do drugs. Yes, do drugs. In your heart, you have to believe. Let me help you. Nothing. You don't need to. Oh, my God. All right, get it out of here. Oh, my God, dude. Good day. Some of our work, some of our work. We should do a part two. We could, we should. We should got to get back out to the Olympics. Did we ever make it? They would take you guys to the Olympics. We didn't make it. We never made it. Peacock coverage, though? Yeah. Never made it. Never made it. Never made it. They didn't make it up. NBC's going to pick us up from that. Guys, we saw the submission tape. We got to work with these guys. We couldn't believe it. It's unreal. Would you mind joining Snoop and Martha Stewart at the panel? Dude, that is, what a revolution. Snoop was like, fuck them hoes, and now my dad. My grandmother was like, "I love Snoop." Yeah. "I love Snoop." How does he translate through every- Because he lasted so long on such a commercial level that he just won over everybody. He wasn't just a rapper at some point, he was a personality. Yeah. And it just, look at that. He's at like Churchill Downs. Yeah. It's insane. It's insane, look at that. High as balls right there. You know, I've smoked weed with Snoop. No, you didn't. Yeah, I smoked weed with Snoop. It's all I wanna do, just once. Yeah, and he couldn't keep up. With you. Yeah, he bailed out. Do you smoke a lot? Huh? Can you smoke a lot? No, dude, I'm exaggerating. Of course he could fucking keep up. He smoked triples around this guy fucking. It's all he does all day. I think the only guy I could compete with him would be Wiz Khalifa. Or Doug Benson. I think Wiz smokes the most pot on planet Earth. Does he really? I don't think I've ever, we shot an episode of Punk'd with that guy and he was chain smoking joints. It was just joints, just joints, just joints. It was chain smoke, so he'd light another one with another one. Oh my. They didn't have a guy, he'd hand it to him, he'd hand it back, he'd smoke it, then someone would light a new one. I never not saw him with weed. We were like, "Are you high? Are you high?" Yeah. Or he's just, he was just functioning. That is one of the best parts of sleeping next to a man is when I'll get high, her pregnant cravings are out of control, so I'll be baked, and then she's like, "Oh my God, we should get a pepperoni pizza "with hot fudge and a baked potato." And I'm just like, "That's exactly what I want." I already ordered it. Yeah, I already ordered it. I already ordered a baked potato. From what I remember, that kind of meal is very good when you're high. Oh yeah. You had your day in the sun, huh? He did. Oh, I did, yeah. What would be your go-to Stoney snack? It was actually in the dark. It was in his room with poop all over the walls. That's fine. Hey, dude, sometimes people like to paint. Thank you. People get creative. Thank you. Hey, when you would smoke, what would be your move? FIFA for hours or movies for hours? Movies for hours. Okay. Yeah. Would you play a little video games high? I would as well, yeah. 'Cause some of those- Well, I used to farm a lot. Yeah? You still farm? I still farm, yeah. The farm, that's the game. What is it, Farm 8? Stardew Valley. I don't know what you just said, but- Stardew Valley. It doesn't matter. Yes, it does matter. It does matter. Yes, it does matter to me. I'm joking, I'm joking. Okay? No, no, no, I want you to sit in this. Let me ask you this. No, fuck you. What do you have? What are your crops like? No, no. It's Stardew Valley, say it. Stardew Valley. Gigantic melons. Yeah, big melons. Summer melons, yeah. A lot of bok choy. A lot of bok choy. There's some bok choy in the world, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's carrots. Love that. There's apples. Standard farm. The apple tree, yeah. Standard farm. Yeah. Standard internet farm. There's a mullet melon. Standard fake farm. Yeah. Yeah, that's the melon. Look at that. What's the name of your farm? It's Tiger Belly Farm, I'm sorry. Cool. No, it's fine. Hey, dude. Hey, every opportunity. Hey, every opportunity is a breaking opportunity, man. I don't know. The owner, the guy that created the game saw my farm and he goes, "That's one of the best farms I've ever seen, "so I don't know what you're saying." Drought. Wait a second. Oh, yeah. I love that, dude. He is so genuinely defensive and proud in the same moment. He does. And I love that for you, Bobby. Eric Barone. He came onto Tiger Belly, saw my farm, and he goes, "That was the most amazing farm I've ever seen." Good for you, man. There he is. How does that feel? Okay, it feels good. And then he had a symphony at the Greek Theater I went. That guy conducts a symphony? He wrote all the music for the video game and they made a symphony out of it. Wow. That's in your face. Bobby, I would love to have you on the show at some point. You're just one of the funniest people I know. No, but also, respectfully, dude, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Great, great, great. Can I tell you the reasons, though? No, I'm all right. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna tell you the reasons. 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