Bobby Lee's Asian Coalition of the West

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(singing) Someone get deep. (singing) Oh my god, that's nice. That's really good. Anyway, let's stop with that bullshit. That was fun. I know I turned, okay. One, two, three, four, five, out. You have it. I can have it. Yeah, of course. I just woke up. Oh. Oh, what a good lifestyle. Every time I do that, I always think I'm pulling a bobby leaf. Yeah, you are pulling a bobby leaf. But, you know, I've been getting it burly lately. Really? I'm getting older. And as you get older, things ache, and you get up. Powerily. Noon. Wow. Noon, one, you know. Yeah, I used to be four. Yeah, proper. I mean, think about it. - Noon. - Yeah, noone. - One, two. - What time is it now for? - It's for. - Wow, it's for now, yeah. - For now, yeah. - And we already worked before. - Yeah, that was crazy. - And had lunch. - I know. - Yeah, so, you know, but at that time. - Did you guys go have lunch together? - Yeah. - You guys have lunch together. - You didn't invite me. - You were scared. - You were the first one to invite me. - You're the first. - Because I'm feeling really weird. - Man, stop. - They invite me. You also called me to do this podcast like 45 minutes ago. - Because we forgot. - No, it's just somebody-- - Some other agent didn't show up. Who was it? - Who was it? - Any or something. - Who was it? - Ronnie Chayne, dude. - Ronnie Chayne. - It was Ronnie Chayne. - Oh, that would've been fun. - And you're, that would've been fun. - It's not true, but it was still second next to Ronnie. - Very good. - Oh, that's pretty good. - That's good. - That's fucking fourth. - Yeah, at this point. - Dude, he's ninth after, Ken Chung. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - After Ken Chung. - That's not good. - Ken Chung's pretty good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - She's third after Lucy Lue. - That's good. - Lucy Lue. - Yeah, that's good. - I'll third after Lucy Lue. Take that. - I'll take that. - She's an angel. - She's from heaven. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Although she was in one of my favorite movies called "X and Sever." - Sure. - I love that. - Ballistic, "X and Sever." - Yeah, Ballistic, "X and Sever." One of the worst movies ever made. What, who's your number one agent? - A ball time. - I know who it is. - In your heart. - I know who it is. - Tell us. - This is a fucking controversial. - American are all global. - No, I'm-- - I mean, all the universe. - In the universe? - In the universe? - In the whole of the galaxy. - All of my favorites. - In the universe. - A agent of all galaxies is probably. - This is tough. - I know you. - Gally Wong. - Why? - Your favorite. - I don't know. - Your favorite Gally Wong. - I was so surprised. - That's comic. I know who it is. You have a crush on this, dude. - Gally Wong? - No. - This guy loves Charles Melton. - Oh, Charles Melton's a pretty great agent. - He that is. - He that is. - Charles Melton's an amazing agent. - Not sexually. - Maybe? - No. - That's okay. - Definitely for you. - No, I mean, I do have sexual feelings towards Carlos. - Who wouldn't? - Who doesn't? - Who wouldn't? - No. - Oh, that's too bad. - That's too bad. - You know what, you're so bad at it. - I wish. - No, you're so deeply embedded in this Hollywood bullshit. - What are you talking about? - Pick a step out. - No, no, you're not. You're a fucking out. - I'm an air-a-pill, bro. - Let me ask you a question. - No, no, no, no. - What do you ask me a question? - I ask my-. - Do you count. - No, do you count Wazians as Foul Asian? - Oh. - Oh, wait. Hold on. - Oh, very good. - We're about to fight. - No, we're, oh, okay. - I, I, I, I, I announce this. I announce the council. - Okay. - And we are the new Asian council. I announce it here to, here, here, here, here. We announce, we have to do an Asian. Everyone do that. We're in session. We're going to the Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do. - We're going to the Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do. - We're trying to do it. - Wow, it's just, it's down. - Yeah, down. - You're Asian. - I'm out there. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Do you Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do, all right? We're going to the Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do, all right. So, this meeting is about, hello, everybody. I'm president of the Asian Coalition of the West Coast. - What's up, what's up, what's up, president? - Should we rename it? I call the Asian Coalition of the West Coast. - That's too much to say. - Give me something. - Just do Hong-gu-do. - Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do. - Yeah. - Asian Planet. - All right, so, should we allow, from the inside the Hong-gu-do, Hong-gu-do Coalition, "Awaysian, both you." - Ladies first. - Ladies first. Ladies first. - Ladies first. - Ladies first. - Ladies first. - But the question itself is, is already answering it, it's saying our Asians, full Asians, they're not full Asians. - Hollywood Councilmen are full Asians. - They're half. - Yeah, we're talking about the Hollywood. - They're looking half. - Oh, I know. - Yeah, what do you mean by that? Like, if somebody is 45% Asian, they'll be like, we cast it in Asian. - Yeah, check, check, check. - Check, check, check. - I mean, do we have, is Barack Obama a black president? - Yes. - Yes. - Yeah, they do it. So, with that logic, then Charles Milton is a fucking Asian. - He doesn't say no. - He's no crazy that Barack's middle name was Osama. - Yeah, it's no, it wasn't Osama. - It wasn't Osama. - Barack who's saying Obama. - Who's saying, not Osama. - You're crazy. - It's gonna say, yeah. - Is there a crack in my name? - Lawden. - I thought it was Osama Obama. - It was Barack, Saudi Arabia, Obama. - You're a writer? - You're a writer. - No. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, I'm writing. - That's what you do, that's your role. - No, but answer the question, Bobby. - No, this is not your podcast answer. - I'm not saying it is. - I'm a guest on your podcast. I'm number four. - All right, Honggu to Honggu to. - So, we let the trials middle in. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, we let them. - Okay, yes. - What about you two, aren't Asian in? - Yes. - Yeah. - What about-- - But there is a difference. - What about Bjork? - She just looks Asian. - I know, but she comes in, she wants to come in. - No, no, come on, she wants to come in. - No, she wants to come in. - She wants to come in. - She's cosplaying Asian. - How about Charles Bronson? - Who? - I don't even-- - Look up Charles Bronson. He dies, but you know what I mean? The white actor? - No, it's not white. I think he Asian. - Wait, what is it look like? - Let me see it, let me see. (laughing) - What about Charles? - No, that is like Colin's, Cosmic Stanies. - I know, but please, look at it. - That looks like Andy. - Wow, look, jump on his eyes. - Yeah, that looks like my fault. - Can we let him in? - Yeah. - Sure. - Good, Charles Bronson. - We need everyone we can get. - Everyone we can get in here. - Anyone with skinny eyes. - Oh, anybody. - Yeah. - Oh shit. - Who else has skinny eyes? - Doug Benson. (laughter) - There's actors that look Asian, so do you get-- - Oh yeah. - This is good, this is good. - This one's good, yeah. - Oh, Josh go to the Liberty. - Yeah. - Mike, you got this. - He in! - I would say yes. - He in. - Yeah. - Next, please. - No. - Yes. - No. - Wait, who is this? - She looks like Miranda Cosgrove. - Miranda Cosgrove, she looks-- - Okay, yes, yes. She's staying in my kingdom. - She looks Asian. - Why is he-- - He's Korean. - He's full Korean, Amanda. (laughing) - What are you talking about? - I didn't know what this is. - Are you fucking kidding me? - They're being shady here. - They're being shady. - I mean, no. - No, no, no, no, no. - This guy's Portuguese. - He's Portuguese, none of them. - Andrew, you can't allow him in. - No. - Let's-- - No, no, no. - Let's just let everyone-- - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Is that it? - Yes. - Wait, what about that guy that did surgery to become Asian, to become Jimin? - No, he is not allowed. - Okay. - How about the guy from the no-net guy from the 3090 day fiance? Look him up. - Ed? - Yeah, Ed. Look up Ed. I think he looks Asian. - He does look Asian. - I think it's because he's squished. - Yeah. - And his eyes are squished to his body? - He's squished. - Yeah. - He's crazy, you're saying or not? - Yeah, but okay. - Oh. - Stop it. I love Asian art. - Oh, come on. - Oh, come on. - Yeah, Asian art. - He's in love. - He's in love. - Asian art. - Asian art. It's beautiful. - Intrarray. - Yeah, we don't see it. We don't see it enough. - I don't see it enough. - Yeah, you have some more heads in it. - Squish your neck down. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Squish your neck down. - Oh my god. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - It's crazy. - Wow. - Oh wow. - That's not a good look, Peter. Peter, I love it when you do that with your hair, dude. - I love it, dude. - I love it. - Great color. - The counselors ended. We let him in. - Everyone. - Everyone's in. - Everyone's in. - He sings everyone. - Yeah, I mean, I think that, um, I think it's going to refer back to not as, you know, I mean, woke casting, do you think, or no? - What? - I don't know what that means. Either, why, let's move on. Anyway. (laughing) - I mean, this is, this is, this is 10 Hollywood actresses met. Now are Asian American, Keanu. - Keanu. - Why is, why is Randall on all of this? (laughing) - He's the most goofiest person. (laughing) - I've ever seen him. - He's the poster boy. - No, the poster boy of Gookie. (laughing) - Not even Asian. - Oh my god. - No, that's just a big headed Gook like, like Peter and me. - Yeah, no, I don't know why he's like, let's go, let's go. - He has a normal size tag. - Yeah, no, no, no, no. Let's go, number two. - Number two. - Who's this, Chloe Bennett? - Chloe. - Who's that? - Chloe, she's cool. - She's an actress, she's cool. And then. - No, no, no. - No. - Absolutely not. - He's Indonesian. - He's, um, that. - Morris. - Zach Morris. - He's Asian. - I don't even know why I'm Asian. - I don't even know. - Yeah. - You don't know him. - I don't know him at all. - Hi, let's move on. - First pot, he does look like a guy. - He's AI dude, let's move on. - Vanessa Hudgens, she says. - Don't be known. - Andrew, what do you think? - Let her in. - Let her in. - Let her in. - Zach Efron and her need to get back. - No, Fred, no, Fred is not Asian. - Fred's Korean. - He's Korean. - Japanese. - No, no, no, no. - He's actually Korean. - He's Japanese. - He was Japanese. - Oh, that's right. - He recently found out. - Mine bastard. - There's so much Korean. - I guess he is. - Yeah. - Bastard. Ooh, I want her in. - Yeah. - Filipino. - Whoever she is. No. - Yeah. - He's too hot. He's too hot to be in our coalition. Andrew. - I don't know. - At the retreat, you won't get as much action. - I'm confused. I think Hong Kong, are we saying-- - Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong. - Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong. - Are we saying that Hawaiian counterization? Because isn't he just Hawaiian? He's part Polynesian. - Native Hawaiian. - Hawaiian. - Polynesian and Hawaiian. - Yeah. - Pacific Islander, right? - Yeah. - I think we should let the lady choose. Does Jason get in? - Yes. - Okay, just-- - Fuck, we need him. - He's nice, so let's fucking move on. - He's ocean Asian. - He's ocean Asian. - He's also from Iowa, so he's in. - Yeah, he's in. - Next. Next, please. - Hannah Simone. - Yeah. - Yeah, she's Asian, I'm sure. - Yeah. - That's brown. - Oh. - That's Asian. - That's Asian. - It's an interesting one. - That's Asian looking. - He is Filipino. - Okay, yeah, then-- - He is Asian. - But he only does Mexican rolls. - Mm-hmm. - Why? - I mean, I mean, yeah. - I don't like it. - He's the face of LaBamba. - Yeah. - He's LaBamba. - His teeth are too yellow. - Yeah. - You don't like that? - For Hollywood star. - Like a white strip. - Big bad little press. - I know they're locked up at the CVS. - Push the button. - Push the button. - Yeah. - He'll come, just wait. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - This guy who had that way. - He's waiting. - I hate waiting. - I hate sitters him the brooding ethnic. - Oh, that is-- - I would love that on my resume. The brooding ethnic. - Okay. She seems black, but-- - What is that? - Haruichi half black. - And it's got half Indian. - Okay, anyway. - Ben Kingsley. Do you count him? - Yeah. - Bobby. - Indian. - Well, I don't want to brag, but I've met him. - Yeah. - And I've talked to him. And a very nice man. So I'm going to let him in. - Did he tell you who he was Asian? - Yeah, he did. - He never said it. No, I thought he was Indian. - Asian too. - He's been keeping secrets. - We count this, right? Or that too, Paul Neesian. - Yeah, Tiger never did our podcast. - He's-- - He will. - Okay. - He's Pacific Islander, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, I like Tiger. He's in. - Yeah. - Okay, great. - That's it. Good. - All right, we got that right. All right, so-- - You guys, what's up? I've been hearing people talk about built for a while now. And my first reaction was, why didn't this exist sooner, man? When I was a young man, dude, I needed built. - Yeah. - You built member earning points on every housing payment. Rent, mortgage. It doesn't matter. You're paying it anyway. So you should get something back for it. 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Control Resonant is the sequel to the multi-word-winning control. You're entering the world as the character Dylan. Headquarters are the federal bureau of control. Only to find the building's seven-year lockdown has broken. The pair of natural forces that were contained inside is spilled out into the streets of Manhattan. And Jesse, the director of the FBC, who also happens to be Dylan's sister is missing. You'll fight through a warped, living version of Manhattan, not a traditional open world, but a city that's twisting and changing around you. Pair that with a deep progression system, and you get to decide how Dylan's pair of natural abilities grow and change over the course of the game. Control-resonant. Nothing stays contained forever. And one, two, three, four. I had about, there was one Asian guy in Odyssey, the Korean guy, the Korean guy, he jumped off the ship. Yeah, because he wanted a white pussy. Yeah. By the side. The sides. Why are sirens white? Well, most people-- Why are they the most magical? Do we get a good look? Yeah, we did. Oh. They were white. If I looked, and there was like one Asian, I would have probably jumped without the song. Maybe because of where they were. They were in the Mediterranean Sea. But they're pale white. No tan. Where, a right, actually. You know what I mean? Yeah, I should be somewhere. Anyway, good movie though. Yeah, I loved it. Yeah. I loved it. I watched it. Yeah, you know what? That didn't bother me. What? The Korean guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jumping, or that there was only one. That there was just one Korean. I was glad that he got in there. Yeah, but because he's Korean in my logic, it's like, how did he get there? If there were two Asian guys, he's in a peninsula. Okay. In South Korea, probably in my mind, who song for instance? Yeah. Right? This is in what the 2008 B.C. What is it? I don't even know the date. Yeah, I don't even know that. Let's just say that's 1000 B.C. I think that's right. It sounds right. Sounds right. Right. He had to walk. What about a boat? No, listen. There's no way. There's no boat. There's no boat. There's no boat. It's weird. I would think you would think there's one Korean guy. You would sprinkle some more in. The fact that there's just one Korean guy. Maybe there's the only one that lasted the voyage. No, but I mean, in the-- What you don't think about this, Andrew? I don't see colors or race, so I just-- Oh, wow. He's a coach. Yeah, coach race. I saw a man trying to make it home. That's all I saw. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I thought maybe the suitors, some of the suitors, maybe Asian or in the villages, no one else was Asian. Yeah. So it's kind of like, okay, so this is like-- I want to hit story. Yeah. How do he get there? He's just on an island fucking a bunch of white girls right now. Just having a good ass. Yes, I would. I would have jumped. Me and Peter would have jumped. Yeah. I would have jumped. Once one Korean-- If there was one boy siren, I would have jumped. Really? Yeah. But my logic is, if another Asian jumped, I would just automatically jump. If I'm-- Okay, I'm on a ship with a bunch of Greek soldiers. Uh-huh. Right? I don't even want to be doing this shit. I don't give a fuck about Troy in this shit, right? I want to go back to fucking my fishing village in Seoul. Yeah. Okay? So I'm right there. There's another Asian dude on the boat. If he just jumps off without even thinking-- You're going. I'm going. Yeah. Because there's an ins Korean Han instinct something that he senses-- I feel like we sense danger a little quicker. No? Wait, but you-- We're all traumatized the same way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would follow him to his death? No, I would probably jump in the water and then go up and go, what would we be doing? Greek group. You were Greek group. Get that bit in the work. No, we're bombin'. Now, ever since the-- No, it's great. Oh, shit. No, no, no. Get off of me. He's digging the podcast. Get off of me. Get him off. What is he? I don't even know. Oh, you and Lee. What has he been in? A lot of things. Oh, yeah, I've seen him a lot. Yeah, he's a handsome guy. I'm being popular. I'm being-- This is your best episode. Yeah. It's going well. You keep saying that it will be out. It will be. I don't think we get some good stuff there. I think so. We do. I just-- It was your best episode. I just said it was your best. It was your best episode there. He's being real. Yeah, I've never not been sincere. Mm. [LAUGHTER] So Peter. Yeah. We're all killers here. What? OK. Yeah. I believe on stage. On stage? I will say this. Peter saw me bomb, and I asked for Peter's help at the show. No, it's not. I don't know what I'm talking about. That was not your fault. That room was all comedians. I was bombing, and I literally go Peter. Well, you come on stage and help us, and he didn't. No, I said-- He didn't talk to me. [LAUGHTER] Oh, no. A comrade was in trouble. Yeah, he was in the scenario album? He hit the scenario. OK, so it was a county festival. Where? You were not bombing. Where? Where? He was saying I'm bombing, but he was having a great time. And the audience is all, like, other comedians. It's like the worst possible situation for any comic. Yeah. To be around a bunch of comics being like, all right. And they're all Asian. Yeah. And they're all like, yeah, make me laugh. You know, like-- Well, it was an Asian comedy festival. It was an Asian comedy festival. Where? It was in Highland Park. Highland Park theater. Great theater. Great theater outside of this theater. Who else is on the line up? You a TN Tran? I don't know. Well, yeah, it was a bunch of-- It was a bunch of-- We're all the same people, yeah. Almost same material about our-- I was there in the-- I was there there. I was there there. You were there. I think we were there. Yeah, we were there. So he's bombing on stage. And he says your name, Peter. Yeah, yeah. You called for-- You called for-- It was the best one in the room. There was no-- I wasn't even in the show. I thought you were-- You were on the show. You were on the show. I wasn't on the show. I was on the flight, but I switched to Irene, too. So me and Irene switched for that show anyway. So hey. All right, so if you had killed already, then you would have gone up, probably helped, though. If I was on the show, I would have responded, but I was like, don't talk to me. Oh, right. Silence. OK. What was that? Peter, help me. And then it was just like this. I said. And then I just started doing Shangulous's material. [LAUGHTER] Wow, Peter. Well, OK, can we flip it for a second? If that was me, and I was like, hey, Andrew, help me out. Please, like, on stage in a-- What would you have-- You would have, hey, you would have ran on stage. Oh, yeah. Like, like, that fucking eating guy seeing a siren. No. Oh, shit. Yeah. I don't think so. I'm with that. You would never come up. No, because what are we going to do now? Yeah, like, help you, Bob? Yeah, no. I don't know. I'm not going to fucking take that. What's the expectation if you did call another comic friend? What would you expect them to do? I'm curious. I don't expect them to do anything. I'm just trying to see if they like me. I don't like that. I'll tell you what I would have done. Mm-hmm. You asked for my help right now. Go ahead. Bobby, I'm bombing. Can you come up here and help me on this podcast right now? Sure, Andrew. And then-- no, I'm not done. Psych. I say, "Sure, Andrew, and I just leave." And then you're going to high five. I've got to do something. All right. So ladies and gentlemen, is it a podcast you're doing or what? No, it's a live show. OK, we'll stand up. I'm bombing at the stand-up set right now. Bobby, please help me. I'm bombing. I would go into the audience. I go, ladies and gentlemen, how about a run of applause for Andrew Lopez? I don't know if you know this, but Andrew Lopez is the next thing. No, I'm not. I'm forced on your list. He's helping-- oh, you're saying he's still the same. We would bomb that. I'm the problem. You're the problem. I'm the piece trying to dig you out. I would give you credits. I would give you credits, right? Right? And I'd go, give him a run of applause right now. And you guys give me your full attention. And that feels-- that feels like demeaning. But if he did it, we're not done yet. We're not done yet, right? Then I'll step to the side, right? And I go, oh, you know what, I'll go this. I go, and let me say he's going to give you more energy, right? No. Yeah, yeah, you're coaching him. Yeah, he's going to give you more energy, right? He's going to throw away better, just watch. And you're going to see the physicality, right? And so he's going to continue. He's not going to do any of that. Audience is going to react to say, and I go, and then I'll interrupt and go, yeah, Andrew Moore. Do it again, try it again, but with your energy. Do it with an Asian accent. We would play around in that way. Right. But you would have abandoned him. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want that heat. Well, I don't know. I don't have that knowledge and walk through of the audience. I'm not going to be doing that. You know, when you watch a Godzilla poster, especially in the 1960s, right? And you see Japanese people running right from Godzilla, right? You're not on that poster. No. No. You're dead already. Oh, yeah, I hope so. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to be scared. Yeah, yeah. You live in-- that was a bad analogy. Yeah, I don't get the Godzilla. I don't either. I don't know why I said that. Yeah, look at it. No, I'll keep it in. Leave it. Leave it. Because someone will relate to it. OK. One person will relate. One person out there will relate. One person on YouTube. I don't care. I don't care. Then you've done your job. I've done my job. I'm reaching out to one person. Let me ask you a question. If you did exactly what you said you would do, and then what I respond with is I just start getting naked, sort of like you do on stage. Would you be mad at me? We get a laugh. No, I wouldn't be because it wouldn't work for you. You don't think so? Your body's too good. Yeah, it's too good. Your body's too good, brother. You're just too hot. - We're not talking about Charzmalton. - I think you're very-- - You're a part of that elitist group. Let's be honest. - No, I'm not. - You're a part of that elitist group. Let's be honest. - No, I'm not. - No, I'm not. - No, I'm not. - Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that, dude. Yeah. Yeah. - C-A-A. - That's some good photo stuff, dude. - C-A-A, ladies and gentlemen. - Yeah, he's on all my lips. - It's good looking. - Yeah, look at him. - That's a good loss on that lip. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I asked him to make my mouth full. - Now compare a photo with Peter. Get Peter up there. - No, no, no, no. - I literally asked him for help. - I know. You abandoned him. - And I abandoned him. - I was so scared. I was like, I'm not on the show. - I mean, Peter-- - How about this? - Pretty good. - Wow. - You know what? - Change your mind. - I don't know. - I immediately returned that suit. - How much was it? - $700. - Oh, my god. - Wow. - I was like-- - Anyway, yeah, so you're a hot Asian. - No, I'm not. - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. - Anyway, what were we talking about? - Saving comments on stage. - Oh, yeah, saving, yeah. - Have you ever done other people's material? - Be honest. Hey, be honest. Early in your career. - Like exactly, word for word. - Who's? - Yeah. - I already told you-- I already told you the story, man. - Carl's missing. - Oh. - Wait. - All right, Carl's missing. - You can't be-- - Well, he's still mine furors. I stole a bag. - Yeah. (laughing) - It was a double steal. - That's fair. - Yeah, that's fair, man. - Yeah. - I wrote it originally. - Yeah, like a taxi. - All right, so-- - Yeah. - Wait, did you guys see Elephant Graveyard? - Yeah. - So good. - No. - You are all over it. - Okay. - In a bad way? - No, it was great, I thought. - Okay. - What is that? - Elephant Graveyard? - Yeah. - It's a YouTube channel that they've been doing these kind of like funny docu-mentaries. I don't even know if you call it. What would you call it? - A YouTube video, it's a micro-documentary. - Video essay, YouTube essay about the comedy scene right now. It's very well done and entertaining. - And Bob, isn't it? - Yeah, he's an act two, act three of it. And yeah, it's very good. - Okay. - Anyway. - You guys watching? - You don't want to talk about it. - I want to talk about it. - I don't want to talk about it. - Why? - I've never seen it. - Oh, I thought you said, yeah. - We didn't see it. - I barely know. - Oh, okay. - People mentioned it, I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - We don't want to talk about it. - I don't want to absorb it. - I thought it was very easy. - Don't let me absorb it. You know, bad mood Andrew. You have low energy. Because we asked you late, is that why you came in like this? - I just woke up. - I just woke up. - I actually can't be honest with you guys. I'm actually very intimidated right now of being. I'm good at podcasts and I think you guys, I think so highly of all you guys. And they know this about me. I'm always pretty scared to do. - He actually is pretty insecure about stuff. But Andrew's very talented in that. - No, it's not. - You are. - He's happening right now. - You're a great guy. - And you're a great performer. - But can I ask you guys a real question? - You're on the bear. - Believe me. - I asked you guys a real question. - You're not on the bear. - Are you guys stealing? - I'm taking over. - Are you on the bear? - Yeah, are you on one of the biggest shows ever? - Are you or are you not on the bear? - Are you not on the bear? - I'm on the bear. - That's bigger than anything we've ever done. - I'm not true. That's the truth. - How many of these the bear has? - Nothing. - Nothing like that. - You just did tires. - Yeah, tires is funny. - It's funny, but it's not like-- - It's so bad. - I love tires. - I love bear tires. - I rather do tires. - You rather do tires. - I'd rather do tires. - Yeah, 'cause I know people. Everyone on it is my friend. - Oh, sure. - It'll be part and shame. - They're really are killing me. - I love hanging out with them, right? 'Cause my friends, right? - Yeah. - I don't know nobody from fucking the bear. - Okay. - Sure. - Anyway. - Anyway, you're strong. - You're strong. - No, I'm not, but thank you. But what I was gonna ask you guys is that - Can't take a path of you guys. - He's been feeling like doing podcasting is something that you guys are starting to feel like I've been doing too much of. - No, so he's getting scared, right? - Oh. - So he's taking over as host. - Mm-hmm. - He's taking our energy. - Yeah. - Because I'm supposed to be the host, right? - Yeah. - And he's deflecting it. - Yeah. - And he's bringing it to us. - It was like a ninja. - It was a ninja move, but I see you through it 'cause I'm the Grandmaster. - Oh, wow. - All right. - Yes. - So, excuse me. (laughing) - I think it was a genuine question. - I wanna hear it. With genuine ears. - Yeah. - Say it again. I didn't listen. (laughing) - Are you sick of podcasting? - No, I'm not. - Are you sick of telling, like, it doesn't feel hard to come up here and be like, I'm gonna do something new every single time? - Do you like it every time? Be honest. Every single podcast. - It's not that you do a lot. - It's not a lot. - It's not a lot. - It's not a like or love thing. It's my job. - Mm-hmm. - Right? So it's like, I enter it like it's a job, right? I don't know anything about anything. - Mm-hmm. - But I still commit to what I know. Sometimes it goes, sometimes it doesn't. But is it, do I like it or not? It's my job and I would rather do this than anything else in the world. - Yeah, there you go. - Right? - I like acting, but it's just not enough of that. - Do you feel fear ever or nervous to go on even though you've done it so much? - No, I have no fear. I don't have fear about anything right now. - That's right. - The only thing I'm afraid of is death. - Mm-hmm. - You know, but it's gonna-- - But that will come for us all. - Exactly. It's gonna happen on some random day for us all. - Yeah. - Like you die podcasting. Oh, that's a-- - Oh, epic. - That would be such a story. - Yeah. - And I would say, good night. (laughing) - Right. - Okay. - Keep it rolling. - What's a good, what's a good last thing to say if I die right now? - Brainstorm, writer's room go. - Writer's room. Here we go. - Hungry, hungry. - No. - Would you be sincere or funny? I feel like you'd be sincere. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think you have to end sincere. - I would say, well, that was fun. - Wow. - No, that's good. - That's good. - I would try. - I'm gonna try it now. - Okay, try it. - That's really sweet. - Okay, we're talking about something. - No, we have to be specific. - Okay. - All right, so let's talk about porcupines. - Okay. - Out. - Yeah, Andrew knows a lot about it. - I do know about it. - Oh, yeah. - Okay. - So, like, they're just a scared of you as you are scared of them. And so when you see that, it's so good at it. - It's so good at it. It's so good at it. But you have to start over. And I'm going to try not to laugh. - It's so real. - I'm going to try not to laugh, right? But that was really good. Hold on. - It's so good. - So the last time that you saw that porcupine. - Still laugh. - You're fake. - And don't laugh. - I know. - Because I'm also dying in the scene. - You're like. - Like, I'm like, - Something feels wrong, but I have a guest. - Yeah. - But something feels wrong in my body. Right, so I have to do that too. So that's what that is. - All right. - This is why you'll never be on the bear. - Yeah, I know. - I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. You should be on the bear. You'll be grand on the bear. - I don't ever have me. - No, they wouldn't. - Yeah, yeah. - So that one time that you were jumping over that porcupine, it curled up because it was just a scared of you as you were scared of it. And how did that make you feel knowing that you were punching up? - Oh. - Oh. - Bobby. - Keep it rolling. - What happened? - Bobby. - You see that? - Bob. - Bob. - I don't know. - And seeing. - Wow. - I don't know. - I think that, I think you would not. - Oh, yeah, yeah, give me a note. - You would die. - You wouldn't die suddenly, I don't think. - You would have died. - You would have died abruptly? - I think you'd feel it. And then you'd be like, I have to say this. - I feel like I'm dying right now. - No, I can't say that. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then the people go, what do we do? - Yeah. - Stop it, yeah. - I don't know if I can do it. - Work on it. - Try it again. - Yeah. - Do you sure reveal your deepest darkest pain right before you die? - Oh. - I'll try. - Okay. - I don't know much about my body about it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's a problem. - All right, ready? - All right. - All right. - So, they barbecued this thing for me. And I was like, what is it? This tastes like a rabbit. And they said it was porcupine. - Oh. - I was like, oh. - All right. I don't know if I should-- - Who's there? - The restaurant. - Oh. - Like, get out of the nerve. - What? - Which nerve? - Don't want it. - Pink, we like-- - You're pink, we like-- - Pink, we like-- - That's not serious. - Don't laugh. I'll say it again. Okay. They grilled it and-- Yeah, it was porcupine. - Ooh. - Oh. - What's happening? - What's happening? - Pink, we had a saddest nerve. - Oh, that's a-- - Oh, no. - That's a serious one. - That's the death one. - That was fun. - Bobby. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - I just Googled panchiac nerve. It's not real. - I know I made it up. (laughing) - That was pretty good. - That was pretty good. - Yeah, all right. - That was good. - That was nice. - Andrea's turn. - Where I'm dying. - Okay, so you have to create your own pain. - Oh. - Yeah. - And your own last saying. - Yeah, okay. - And you have to crash down. Everyone's doing one. - Okay. - Yeah, we'll all do it. - Yeah. - The last thing I have to say. - Let's figure out what we're going to talk about. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You can go funny and go serious. - I'm going to go serious on the conversation, right? - Okay. - There's the cooling of the pacific. What we're seeing is two degrees higher than normal, which is going to create a super El Nino. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - I'm having a heart attack. - What? - Anyway, let's go on. November. I'm having a heart attack. Oh. Thank you, everybody. I want to say that was fun. But I guess I can't. No, no, this is what I'm going to say. Okay, okay. Oh, my heart in the tank. Um, please take care of Pingo. Oh, that's. Oh, yeah, I would. Final act of that. I find October. That's very good. Yeah, my God. Wow. We got her. Okay. Thank you. And then like 30 minutes later, we're eating. Wow, this is so cool. It's so cool. You are, you are. Oh, Pingo. Not you. People. She barely got any means. It's like a rose. Rotisserie. Yeah, burning. Oh, my God. Let's fit Andrew. All right. All right. What should we talk about? Um, candy dapples. Oh. I think it's ingenious because the red skin of the apple isn't sweet and nature. Yeah. So when they add caramel to it, there's a turn. Guys, guys, you're saying something. Guys, you know, what's up? What's going on? What's up? Oh, you're doing his character from the bear. Oh, I love his cat. That tone. Oh, okay. You can pass me the salt in the movie in a TV show. Whatever. You're all so funny. And I just, I just want to say a thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's the disease? Yeah, wait. Why do you do the disease first? Oh, okay, he's dead. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's a good one because it's like you're just trying to cover all your I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's sad too. It's very. Yeah, I'm sorry. This is your best episode. It is a good episode. It is. I think you're trying to bring it down. You're trying to bring it down, but it's not. It's great. All right. Go ahead, Peaches. Okay. Uh, so the pancreatic nerve is actually where in the mind, in the central nervous system, but also in your mind, it's a little bit in your mind. Feeling really gassy. Feeling again? For the full. Oh, it's a different type. This. Oh, it's, it's come gas. Stop laughing your heart. Don't breathe in it. Don't breathe in it, guys. Don't breathe in the come gas. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, do you smell the come gas? What's your final? That's so good. It was painful. It was painful. Very good. Kashi, let you trade. Yes or no? Contracts, outcomes, a real world events. Uh, you guys, unlike traditional sportsbooks, you're trading against other people on Kashi. Not playing against the house. Market prices moved based on trading activity, giving you a real time look at what traders collectively think, what will happen. Be on the NFL, little lookie. Okay. 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The battle in Texas. What do you guys? I'm a Cowboys guy, for sure. Doesn't everyone hate the Cowboys? That's right. That's right. Yeah. I don't want it. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, follow our custom link in the description to check out Calci. The link, this link will apply co-tigerably to unlock your rewards. Listen to this contract. $25 and receive $25 with our exclusive offer. 18 plus only restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. Event contract trading involves significant risk and is not appropriate for everyone. Please carefully consider if this is appropriate for you in light of your personal financial circumstances. Calci products are not available in all jurisdictions. The Calci.com/regulatory for more information. Check out this tune. Yeah, Calci. Honestly, there's the weirdest podcast we've ever heard. I've never done so many weird games. I thought you get four Asians together. What is there left to do but play? I'll tell you why. Let's talk about this. We're a community. Why can't we talk about what we want out of our communities? What do you want? What do you want? Every man for itself. What? Yeah. It already feels like that. I know that's what it feels like. Definitely. I want more. You know, I tried that. Union. When's the last time you tried? I tried the unions. I tried to get everyone involved. I tried to do all that and no one wants to do it. So we're not doing it. Right. But you do it here. I've done it in different versions. No one wants. I'm the lead. I don't want to do it. They don't want to do it. You don't want to do it. I want to do it. I did Asian AF at the show. He was bombing at and I was asking him to help me. Oh, yeah. Bobby, I, I, who show was this? How come they never invite me to go? Do you would never go to do it? You would never do it at a tiny theater on the east side. It's really small. I love theaters. I did do it. No, it's like a 40 cedar. Oh, I like it. You do intimate. Yeah. It's like belly. Yeah. Yeah. This one time, Bobby said that he would do my theater show and then he just didn't show up. No way. Why? Is that the largo? And then, and then he said, I didn't text him and then I showed him the text and I did text there. Boom. So maybe it's, maybe you are telling the truth. Wow. Wow. You know, there are ways things come out. It's up. I'm done with my podcast. I would like to talk. All right. Fuck you, man. What are you talking about? Listen to me. There are things when they come out. I understand the layers and what's beneath it. Underneath the layer. There's only a layer and there's resentment. And there's resentment. I honestly, no, it comes, you know, why don't you say it like a man when it happens? What am I? Why does it happen like a year later? I'll tell you, okay, I'll say it again. I'll say it again. I'll say it again. I really respect you and I know that it was not, it was a favor and you didn't have to be there. You already have the other guy. Who's the other guy? The famous guy. George Lopez. You? No. The guy that you do it with. Jane Gillis? No. I don't have the famous guy. It's just me. Who's the guy? George Lopez? Are you high? Is it there a guy? No. Stop asking me. I want to get to the bottom. Sometimes you'll do a show at the typewriter or whatever. With my friend and someone will do it. It's a star. I forgot who it was. Aaron Pierre. He's black. Aaron Pierre? No. From Atlanta. What about that guy? Donald Glover. Donald Glover. I did a show. It's Donald Glover. But that's not your friends with Donald Glover. But we ask you to do that show. You said no to that too. You also said no to that's a different show that you said no to. You revealed more. You said no. You just didn't respond to me on that text, I think. Yeah, I don't like star power. It freaks me out. We wanted you. We were excited about you. Okay. Next time. Will you guys do it? Yeah. I do it too. We should make a pack. All of you have to do this show. Yeah, that would be fun. I would love to. Yeah, let's do it. We'll promote it here. We'll call Bobbie Lee and friends. No, no, no, no. We should. Because if I don't show up, I don't want the pressure. Is Donald doing stand-up too? Donald has been doing stand-up at his own show, which has been awesome. He's such a G. He's a great guy. He's multi-faceted, nice guy, super talented. Yeah, he's a great guy. Yeah, he supports so many other clips. Let's do a career check-in for everybody. How's your career going? Oh, bad. It doesn't define you. It doesn't define me. That's not who I am. Peter and I sold a TV show to ABC first, right? Every network. Every network. Then it went, then it went, we went all around. We sold it there. Was there for about a year and a half? Yeah. And it said no, but my point is after that one happened. Then you did some cartoons. Yeah. And then you did what's going on? I've just been doing stand-up and trying to write release a special. Yeah, release a special on YouTube. Just DIYing. It's hard. And special. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shot it myself. It's out. It's out. What's it called? "Rice Piglet." Are you being real? Yeah. Who's the rice piglet? Me. What is all these? They're rice piglet. No, you're a spamsher. I know. On brands. Who's there? You are the rice piglet. I have been doing some indie movies, actually. Let's talk about that. Okay. What? Yeah, I just did a movie called "Made of Disonner," where I played the gay best friend to a lesbian couple. It's a blue harbor. No, that was that was not blue harbor. It's a different thing. Okay. But yeah, that was fun. No, I'm not doing that. I hate you. And then fuck it. It's a big deal. That fucking movie is a fucking big deal. Fuck you dude. Yeah, you don't disrespect the the projects you've been in the world. hard on them. You're being blessed and honored to even be asked to do it. So hold on, you are grateful pieces. You fucking piglet. No, I was vulnerable enough to share something and this way. I did not. I did not. I did not apply. No, no, it was slow. I was slow applied. It was slower. It's called the slow clap. There was intention behind it. That was it. Isn't that close to slow clapping? Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Everyone was supposed to do it. It was ironic. No one did it with me. That's the problem with the slow. Okay. Andrew, what's going on with yours? You know, just saying it's hard out there. So just trying. So you are in the new season of bear. Yeah, we're done. Great show. Great show out of it. And you probably on something else now. What are you working on? Shooting season three of Platonic with Seth Rogan and Rose Byrne. Cool. That's a huge show. It's good times. We talk about you a lot on there with who with Seth. Okay. And he loves you and you're so funny. He thinks your clips are really good online. And I love Seth. Yeah. And then yeah, I'm just trying to find it. You've made it. You're always trying. You're killing it. Yeah. You know what I want to do? I want to work at the USC. That's like what I want to do. Like this guy can literally be Dana White. It's crazy. I want to know. What do you mean by that? Yeah, work as white. He just loves the sport. He just knows everything. I love it. Oh, you do. My boys behind the monitors over here. Yeah. Are you going to go watch his fight in two weeks? I am. Yeah. I mean, he finds already. I'll be there too. Oh, you? Yeah. I think his intro shong should be dual of the face. What's he going to do with it? From Star Wars. That would be this. Oh, that's intro. Can I dress up as a Seth Lord? Oh, my God. That would be sick. We all show the outcome as Yoda and we don't play that song. Yeah. So imagine eternal lights off. Gilbert comes out and goes, sure. Yeah. Spotlight. Yeah. Garth ball. Then he gets. I'll go to a stick. I'll do a stick thing out there. Yeah. Garth ball. Wow. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. I'm so excited. I think he's going to win. Yeah. I'm calling. It feels good. Are you getting nervous? I'm going to lock down him right now. Oh, you're in the zone. You're in the zone. You're in the zone. Yeah. He's got good distance management. I can tell. Okay. I don't know what that means. All right. How about you, Andrea? I'm just touring with you. You said, "Horing." I'm, "Horing." They were impatient for us. Slow-closing. Where are you playing, Bobby? Yeah. What are you up to? Nothing. Nothing. I also regret saying anything now. Yeah. No, but where are you going to be in DC? Yeah. I don't know. If you get the Warner theater. Not the Warner theater. Not the theater. How many seats? 5,000 apparently. No. Yeah. That's like 850 people. 850. It's 850. 850. No way. Bring up Warner theater seats. No. Don't do that. Don't embarrass me. You're trying to shame me. No. Oh, yeah. I'm doing it. That's a lot. It's 2k. It's 2k. That's that's so many. That's thousand. That's thousands. Two. Barely thousand. Two thousand. It's only two thousand. That's a thousand times two. Yeah. To be plural, it's got to be three thousand. And you're doing these roles that you're making logic. Probably logic. Plus 2000. Wait. It is 2000. Yeah. Yeah. It gets two kids as two kids. Yeah. By that analogy, it's true. Actually. See, I have children. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People say I have a child. You have two kids. Okay. Okay. Good. So thousands. Who's the thing for you? Kat Bird and Ramsay Badawi. Yeah. Great show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great show. You please do one Asian show. Like a one off massive theater show with all the Asian. Well, I'll tell you why. Not with this group. I'm Andre Joe wouldn't show up. Why? Why? Why? I'm still holding that grudge. I haven't forgiven it. I would show up. Never forgiven. That was my bad. He bailed on a gig. She flaked. Yeah. He was an accident. Oh. Yeah. Oh, it was an accident. Yeah. Oh, that's the thing. Well, we can't. We can't. We've talked about it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was one day, but it's actually the whole weekend. Oh. Yeah. I'm doing one. Okay. No. Don't I'm reaction. Okay. The year before. Can I just say this? Yeah. The year before I played Phoenix, right? Yeah. Stand up live in Phoenix. Okay. Her and Jay. Right. It was me and you and Jason Cheny. Yeah. Yeah. And you did the whole weekend with me. Yeah. Right. Stop. Okay. Okay. Okay. So Friday Saturday. Yeah. For shows. The next year, I do the same exact weekend, but I didn't know that. Okay. So I'm doing stand-up live. All right. And she goes, Oh, I thought it was one night. But do people. But do you come? Who does one night at a comedy club on a Saturday? Okay. One show. No one. But nobody. There's such thing as one nighters. There's definitely such people do one nighters. Okay. People do one nighters. I know we just get the lady's sense on a week. But I will take it. I'll take it. But I've seen you took it. I take it. You're going to take it and keep it. But I have seen actually Jeremiah Watkins did one night on a Saturday. Oh, oh, oh, here we go. I'm Jeremiah Watkins. - You're not July, you're not July. - That's what I'm, that's all I'm saying. - I'm off night. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love Jeremiah by the way. I love him. He's a very talented guy. Let me say, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened one night only not because of. - Not a Sunday. Not a. - Not a. Let's hold a good business. Never mind, never mind. Never mind. Yeah, never mind. That's not what you said. That's what you said. I shouldn't have. Anyway, congratulations on your success. My fault. I'm sorry. Oh, the Kevin Hart show. Yeah, that went well. - That was the verbal. - That was the verbal version of slow clap. - Yeah, real good. I will say this. I thought it was gangster what you did. Thank you. I'm getting mixed reviews. There are people being like, how dare you do that? You represented Asian. - Ray Lowe was there. - Yeah, Ray Lowe was there. And he did great. Yeah. Does Ray Lowe not count as Asian? He's Asian. Maybe it's because he's American Asian and your Canadian. And I'm what? I think I was mad in the wrong way. What are you doing? We're not. I didn't want you to quit. Yes. Yeah. Great. Everyone's good career. What about you, Bobby? Talk about what's been going on? Well, I still have my special coming out in November. - Yeah, you're going to do a premiere party. Friends of family. No, I'm going to do a lot of publicity. Yeah. I agreed to maybe do Kimmel. Wow. Cool. Why? I just don't know. You'll be great. I've been watching it. It's like, I don't know how to talk like that. Just tell funny. I was yesterday. I go, just be yourself. All the guys all know Bobby. Give us some stories to just have ready to say on. Yeah. Clean. Anyway, guys. Welcome. Come to the show. Hey, guys. So we did it. How did today go? You think I think we're great. Yeah. The best one ever. How'd you feel? This is a good group. I feel good. Eddie didn't like it. No, I think it's your best episode. You were self conscious. I'm still in mind. He's self conscious about everything though. No. But I think it was good. I think these guys were good. No, we were all good. Yeah, you're great. I think he's not fishing for him. This is how he is. We're really excited for your special. I think everybody is I think that you should just do as much as you guys all have little traits that I'm familiar with that I have in my body in a part of my personality. It's really interesting. Holy Voltron. Yeah. What is everyone's. Yeah. What's everybody? I can't really even do that. Oh, no, it's a feeling. Yeah, like Andrew's detachment of his work, like kind of downgrading it. But it's over. I mean, that kind of thing except like fully not fully. I do that. Is that from your parents? No, my parents are super, super supportive. They're awesome. I really love them a lot. And they always told me to go after my dreams. And you have a deep self deprecating thing that you have Peter that I relate to. Yeah, but it's there's hate in it. Yeah, it's spiked really. It's spiked. I don't feel that. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you think you get special is called rice piglet. It's probably our rice piglet godfather. And I asked him who's rice piglet. He said, it's me. Yeah. Yeah. You would last yourself. That fuck. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I. Yeah. I know what I'm giving. There's social awkwardness that you have. Yeah, did you look at the middle thing that you have? Yeah, I have it. Yeah, you have it. So anyway, I get scared. You get scared. Good things about us though. There you go. I want to say that you have your things you have. Yeah, the real honest truth is that, you know, I have one podcast, which is this. I have bad friends with Andrew. But, um, but this is my podcast. And I wouldn't invite losers into, you know, I mean, I'm only inviting the people that I think that's going to elevate me and this pod. And I want to be surrounded by young talent. I will say there are names I throw that are in your guys generation that he says no to know every time. I'm not going to, I'm not going to name three. No. But it's hard to get in with me. And you guys are already fully in with me. And I know what you're all about and stuff. And so that's a good thing because I think that you're my peer. I view as comedy peers. Yeah, man. That's awesome. Thank you. Yeah. So is that good enough. Thank you. That's more than. Is that good enough? I don't think I'm under 10. Are you not under 10? I don't go if I even think that about, like, I don't think you're so above all of us. I don't me - no, I don't so so say those names though, but we'll believe yeah Real real quick. Well, name me some names. I'll believe it. 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