Bobby Lee & Oliver Tree Are TOTALLY Fine

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And it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater and the tickets are on sale now and come check it out. I'd love to see you there and I'm super excited. We're already started. What? Do we start? Don't you don't come into my house and dictate how we do things. Tell me how you want to do it. You're very nice today. I feel good man. You do? It's the holiday man. You feel American or what? I'm always proud to be American. Yeah, I know me too, dude. I'm proud to be American as well. Got another stand and hat for me. Do you have a stand and hat for him? Do you want these ones? You can have these ones. What about the big hat, dude? You've got the big one, dude. Wow. Try this one. Yeah, yeah. Well, let me see about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is proper. Dude, headphones are you good? Oh yeah, this feels good. It'll be good. I think I can hear him. You know your headphones? I can. You want me to? No, I'll be fine. I'll put it down. Maybe I'll wear him a little. Okay. You know what you do what you want to do. Has it started yet? What do you mean, dude? I don't know. God, I love your face. Your face looks beautiful. God, you're a positive mood today. I feel good, Bobby. Tell me why you feel good and all of our trees? Christmas, man. Oh, you love the reindeer, huh? I love Christmas, dude. Presence. You like presents? Yeah, and just the festivity, bro. I'm ready for the holidays. Yeah, what kind of festivities do the trees do at home? Christmas tree. Christmas tree. Oh, yeah. We always wear the tree hats. Yeah. It's all I wanted to bring this. Yeah. And we do a lot of caroling. So we'll go door-to-door. Yeah. Sing songs to people. Yeah. We sing some of my own songs. All of your songs. Okay. So I'm a house, right? I get a. Ding dong. I open it up. And then we do life goes on. We sing. Yes, though. How does it go? We go. How does it go? Ding dong. Life goes on. And then we go through. And we go through a couple of my, you know, platinum songs, and then we move to the gold songs. And then. What if I say, excuse me, can you do the traditional music? Yeah. We don't do that. Yeah. But. I like that. Yeah. That was a whistle tone. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You really. Yeah. Amazing. You three are a fucking chorus. Hello, guys. Are you here to see me some Christmas carols? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Well, you may begin because I have my grandkids here. Okay. My dad, Demetri is here. Somebody. Okay. Yeah, yes. So, go ahead. Okay. You guys go first. Okay. All come in. Okay. [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] You're gonna start barking. [laughing] Yeah. I like that. That's really it. You know what? I know. That was very fast. Yeah. [clapping] I'll pay us. Yeah. Come on, Demetri. Yeah. Do they get cash? How does it work when they go to your house? They know me. You don't give the carolos cash. Cash, that's me. Cash, that's me. Cash, that's me. Yeah. Some kind of cookies or something, maybe? Yeah. Are you trying to be Lando Caroussin with your mustache or something? What's that? What's. [laughing] Lando Caroussin. I don't know. Do you guys know what that is? Nobody loves it. I think you aged just on that one, bro. What is it? Lando Caroussin? Yeah. What is it? You got that Lando Caroussin. Right there. Oh, wow. That's kind, bro. That's too kind. [laughing] That's better than who you were comparing me to last time. When I compared you last time. I can't even say, man. Yeah. Like at some kind of munchkin. Ah. All kinds of things. Yeah. But nothing ever good like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nice. It's nice mustache. Thank you. Yeah, that's perfect on it. It's kind of freighto. Both sides. Right? What's freighto? Look at freighto. Alfredo. Alfredo, chicken. No, not like the chicken, dude. I love it. That's a popular one. Chicken Alfredo. Chicken Alfredo. I'm a big chicken Alfredo guy. You're a freighto up there, dude. I see what a freighto looks like. I keep it so fast. I keep it so fast. Wait. From Godfather. Godfather. Come on. Your stash is looking nice, too. Give me the compare. Yeah. You guys should rate our moustaches. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. See, he's got the point. Yeah. I've been trying to get the angle, right? Yeah. Who's the guy from Lord of the Rings? Which one? Is that Frodo? Frodo. Frodo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two different characters. Yeah, different, different, different characters. Frodo. Yeah, Frodo. I can see that, though. That's pretty close. Yeah. See, that's kind of similar, too. Yeah, yeah. If he was a girl, he'd be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very good. You do have a fucking hobby. Yeah. Yeah. Here it comes. He's going to start ragging on me. Oh, I think you're mistaken. It's no. No. It's a holiday. I was going to wonder. Is this going to be the first time we don't fight? Yeah. Well, wasn't I not dreading him coming? Honestly, I thought we were going to fight. No. So I had my defenses up. You came in with positive energy. Yes. And now I'm going to switch my energy. I love it. Yeah, yeah. The thing is, it's really good to see you. It's really good to see you. It's great to see you. You're going to fight me. It's not true because I remember the Korean barbecue plays that you started to fight. No. That was not my fault. You grabbed my hand. You stole my hat. Right there. There it is. I was there. It was very scary. A lot of Koreans were confused. There was a thing you wore there. We fought so many times, man. There's been not one time we didn't fight. Yeah, yeah. Even just seeing you in public. Yeah, yeah. It's always a brawl. It's always a bully beatdown. It's on sight. I just whoop you that time too, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's what it's not really. I'm actually put him into a full Nelson. Yeah. That one time, you hurt me really bad too, one time. What did I do? In the history podcast when we fought. Oh, yeah, yeah. I hurt you bad. That was bad. I know. I fucked you up there. I was really fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spraying my ankle. You started that. I did not start that one. I was in a good mood that day. And he came in. What are you doing today? You're doing fucking mind tricks. No. You're a different person. I know it's the hat. The Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the Christmas mood, dude. Okay. Good. I'm too. And let's start. You know what? How about this? Let's call it truth. Truth. Truth. Truth. Truth. And that was a little hard. That's fine. And. [Applause] I was fun. Yeah. This is gonna be so much fun man. You know what I would do. We could do this for hours. Can we do that again? Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Opa. Opa. Opa. I was gonna do an Opa too, man. The fact that you did that too. Are you Greek? No. You kind of look Greek. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think it is to make a guess? I think he's part Greek, part Mexican. Yeah. That'd be my guess. You got one of them part. What about cat here? Uh, Scandinavian. Yes. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mexican Scandinavian. Yeah. Mexican. Yeah. Mexican. Yeah. Let me guess you. Supacabra. What is that? Good. Good. Let's know it. This is what you call. Well, yeah, you can bring me to hell. That's what you call Too kind Hey, you're laughing too fucking hard there. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. No, it's good. Let it out let it out Yeah, yeah, I did kind of like I'm D. W. Yeah, yeah, that was our I was our first fight. Yeah, that was our first fight I think we fought so many times You know, I don't want to have that kind of relationship. No, yeah, I wanted to just be peace. Can I get a hug? I want a real hug (clapping) - Kiss on the lips. - Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. - Kiss on the lips. - Kips on the mouth. - Kiss, kiss. - Little blowjob. - Kiss. - Little hand. - Or fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight - Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'd be on opposite teams. I know. Yeah, that'd be insane. Yeah, can you imagine if you and me were met on the warfield? What will we do? I'll tell you what we wouldn't do what shoot each other. Yeah, yeah, we probably become friends We probably like smoking weed underneath smoking weed. What else do you think? You think We can hide get drunk a little bit probably find some yes, I'm opium. Yeah opium. Yeah, but then what else do you take your pants off? If you want me to right now maybe later maybe later, and then we would um Comple meet each other. Yeah, yeah, you know compare sizes. I mean I'll be very good. I would say I'm doing the accident You know accent. Yeah, is that what is that American native tongue? No, no, it's not my native tongue. Just I'm playing the beat in the music So you're very good down there and then what would you say to mine? I would say Very nice Y'all cuz you're like Southern. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very nice. Yeah. Oh, do you mind if you kiss my? Not right now Really good and you would think that that would happen. It could it could happen. Yeah, so wait, you were born here I'm trying to understand how this is all gonna play out. Where were you born? San Diego San Diego. Yeah, I'm sure what you think I was born Vietnam, I don't know If you were gonna make a guess Canada, very good. I kind of get in the Canadian. Yeah, me too. Why I don't know something about yeah Maybe it's the hair. Yeah, man. I kind of got a Canadian thanks to it. Thanks. Can I see the hair? I never seen you without a hat. Yeah, you want to see it? Looking good, dude That is epic. It's I like how it's moving around man. You're a different Oliver tree this year He's throwing off right now. I'll tell you why let me make it make a guess. What successful? No, I'm not actually okay Oh, okay, make your guess. I'll tell you cuz we're playing your music early. I go all that new singles good stop No, we were not playing it You guys are too kind. Yeah, yeah, so that's your guess. Not only that you're in love. I'm not Okay, why would you write that? I'm sorry. That's bro. Don't bring that up. What you seem like you're in love. I think I probably am Yeah, are you seeing somebody? I can't talk about it. Okay. Oh This is getting awkward. All right, can I ask you I'll tell you why can I ask you around about without acting act ugly? Boy or girl Yes Girl no, I'm not seeing any woman. No, I'm not okay, but I'll tell you why I'm so happy. What's the lesson we got laid? I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff, but a few days ago Let me say this. Okay. Let me say this. Yeah, you want to know why I'm so happy? Why? Cuz I'm tired now Semi-retired technically, but I do whatever I want retired from shubbiz. Yep. Yeah done Well music done music part time, but I don't have to do it. I just do it for fun So I don't have the constraints of have to do this have to do that. I just do what I want when I want I've been on a two-year-long vacation. That's awesome. Wow. That's pretty good. Yeah, I think that's made my life Would be been well, I went in the last two years to 82 countries my god on tour no some tour a little bit But not really no, I didn't really tour so when you went to these places you didn't do any kind of entertainment like don videos or I film like a few documentaries, but mostly Just taking pictures on my cell phone. Oh really? Just make it music. I made my next album. Uh-huh Over over the course of this two years. I went to Antarctica twice. I went to so many crazy I'm going back in March. Well, you went to Antarctica? I'm going for the third time in March. Let us go through I'm Chile like I did one time through Chile and Puntas arenas and we took a flight from the bottom tip there And then once I went through a Shvaya and Argentine on the other side while you're really really we rode over Drake's passage took my parents really I got deathly seasick two days Which Drake had just Drake have a house there. I think it was Canadian Other it's the that's the North Pole. It's just I didn't know I thought yeah, he's like yeah brutal. You got to cross over everyone's just sick to have like trash bags lining up on the You people are just throwing up. Did you go to the title of the creator pass or not? That's a really good pass. No, I don't know that one. Okay I'll be passed That's a dangerous. I get so drool When I'm there I'm like look so tired. Yeah, but no the Drake's passage is the biggest shipyard Graveyard the biggest ship so over a thousand ships have crashed. Was it scary to do that? Where you're afraid that it might be you? Well, I was thinking I pull my parents lives at risk Oh, you're with your family. I took them all your family. I know your family. I know we met this guy last time I saw you yeah, maybe once or twice ago Was this the last time I saw oh last time I saw it was in that movie we filmed oh That's right and you almost gave me monkey pox Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I riddled with it, but anyway North scene. So is that it? You were there on that boat Uh, something like that. Yeah, that's tricks passes. Wow. That's gnarly That's it like that when you were I mean, there's I mean the whole time it's shaky. They have a pretty good gyroscope on the boat Which allows it so it doesn't check but there was dishes falling over there's like pieces of the equipment Most of stuff is like locked in, but there's pieces that fell over in our room. Mm-hmm. Uh, I mean You're just really sick the whole time, you know, you have to take a bunch of drama mean. Why do you go to Hawaii or I know all right? No, I don't know. I love Antarctica. It's probably one of the most special places It's the last place not ruined by humans. So it's a magical place What happened to you I I went to Antarctica twice. I know, but something's going on with you personally wise This segment is presented by cash app Dude, what do you like to buy online? I bought some shampoo last week. I know and Sometimes it you know sometimes it doesn't even work out the money. I know it's what I'm saying. Yeah, you can get scammed I've been scammed three four times this last month. Me too. I'm just buying things online. Yeah. Yeah All the time all the time me too dude. I was buying beads Beads kind of beads. Yeah. Just on your neck. Okay. Just because just neck beads. Yeah neck beads and never came never never really Yeah, and so you know what I decided to do what you do cash out. No way. Yes way dude. That makes sense In what way? Well, it's trusted. 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you personality wise it's kind of like the new ayahuasca you know people got ayahuasca yeah I it's like you're going to an hour to guys did you go do you have taken ayahuasca I haven't yet yeah I'd love to though yeah I would like to that or a Eboga or I bogeyne something in that ballpark yeah yeah I would like to yeah yeah I think it's time I think you'll be good for you too like go take a demons I would take it together with you I would love that yeah true to it tonight I know it's not I do know it shaman but but you can't just do it tonight you could for sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I'll have to I mean the best way to do it is to properly go to a place that's kind of equipped for it's can be a week or two long process we lost way to know maybe I don't know you look good too wait was it true you're on ozempic yeah is that true yeah man or was it manjaro no I mean we go we same thing really yeah how is it I feel good yeah I did it the old school way what come yeah come no just just fastine and not eating food in America I think the food here is pretty gnarly when I come here I definitely gain some weight yeah I think you had a spiritual awakening I think so when when I went on vacation for two years in town wow the vacation is the greatest thing ever and I just found that I don't live anywhere I don't pay rent everything I own just fits into this little carry-on suitcase and I would say like when I had the big fancy house with all the shit I had a fucking closet that looked like a store I had like three TVs in my bedroom I was living the really high life you know yeah and when you're not happy and you're experiencing that you're like something must be seriously wrong with me but I realized that why did I get all that stuff what was the point and I think of course it's fun but I think you're really doing it to kind of show off to other people it's like oh come to my spot let's hang out and like see all this cool stuff this is your house that was one of them yeah yeah yeah can I ask if you saw any polar bears when you're in Antarctica no if you are on land and you see a polar bear it's already too like you can't give it a hug did you see wildlife yeah of course yeah I've seen like why I saw a seal that was attacked by the polar bears those cut up in bloody I saw a lot of humpback whales workers I seen as many penguins as you can imagine yeah orcas don't attack humans like people think they do I think they do know that there hasn't been a single orca attack on a human how about sea world yeah sea world when they're trapped documentary sea but when they're trapped yes but in the wild open yeah I'll tell you another fucking thing right what what raccoons are evolving into what bears I saw a raccoon that was smashed on the road yesterday and his mouth was like so how are they evolving that one is not yeah yeah what's the what do you mean evolving well they they've scientists have done some research here and they compared like 20,000 photos between 2004 and 2025 right and they realized that rural raccoons look different than urban raccoons different diet no urban raccoons their snouts are becoming smaller and they're becoming cuter much like the process that the dogs went through thousands of years ago right I make sense and they're and they're acting looking cuter because they realize that you know what I mean we want to humans feed us they have the food and we want to get in the house and so now they're they're looking and acting cuter and if you see on TikTok there's more and more people that have raccoons as pets right and it seems to be working I would have a raccoon as a pet yeah yeah yeah you look more like a no fence a raccoon a rural one I say but the big nose the big schnauzer where are you going with this yeah I do kind of like a raccoon though I kind of like between like a raccoon and a pirate yeah but a rural raccoon irate I'm sorry was I trying to start a fight there I feel like there's just some jabs coming left just one here one there it's just like a ticking time bomb with you I'm just counting down the good moments I'm enjoying this one last one sorry my two friends here cat Jaime does it feel like I'm being the aggressor no I think you're giving scientific facts I love that yes thank you but they might be a little bit directed at home my our friend here all over tree yeah yeah yeah what about you feel hi man I didn't know what you have to clear the road well so I can speak clearly he's not jabby now he's not jabby now jab at you he's a scientific yeah isn't that what cat said yeah but back I said but in a clear way you know he said that again with your own opinion please okay now he's not throwing this at you he's just like trying to tell the listeners what the raccoons are becoming like yeah yeah do you know raccoons love scrambled eggs really yeah they probably love everything though right they don't they don't like strawberries hmm what was on the inside up I said they like all eggs no yeah they do I take my eggs scrambled look at look at this egg yeah look at they love scrambled eggs but guess what over medium what that's not sunny set up yeah but so I might might have a point you're right you want an over medium but that's an urban that has to be an urban one looking how cute it is yeah it's an urban one yeah for sure look at them right find me a fucking cat raccoon that's eating a son of set sunny set aside up at please expedited all right and if your point and I will agree with you is it is not medium or medium over it's a lot of I don't remember the eggs there's a lot of a lot of over medium oh there's a bowl they like actually they love oil eggs whoa a lot of sunny side up and he's like hey man yeah I fucking did it man I gave him a fucking bowl egg you know why people love doing so where you find out all this scientific information is it all in tiktok or you're becoming more as a seasons go on you're becoming more of a scientist you know something's changed about you I can't put my finger I'll tell you what stands about I was epic I was epic exactly where you actually on it I couldn't tell if that was yeah I'm being very scientific as well over the year you're experimenting yeah I'm with my mind you know I mean and those are the raccoons you know that's crazy yeah I love when there's just tons of them yeah well how is that us no that's me what's this so he knows what your olympic yeah yeah I vomited really yeah that was the first day I was on it really so you're actually on it yeah yeah no shit yeah I thought you were joking no I wasn't joking this doesn't seem like it's working here oh that was it that was the shaft wait wait no no no scientific it was scientific was it you're still doing it yeah yeah no put it positive for a second positive for a second go ahead guy no no I'm just trying to understand if you're still doing it or you were doing it or does it look like I'm still doing it let me see yeah let me see a profile I think you've come a long way I would say it's hard for me to tell I don't really know do you have the what is it is it an olympic face is that what they call it olympic face is kind of like eight like eight speak yeah yeah I don't have olympic face no okay yeah oh so it's like the most important thing is are you are do feel good are you happy it doesn't matter I guess I'm a little nauseous really all the time yeah no way yeah bud what are you eating not much I'm burritos really yeah really yeah but yeah but okay you see me finish the burrito today you know he vegan nachos sounds pretty good Korean barbecue yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah some Korean barbecue yeah yeah yeah it's what you guys are just here all the time you guys live here I'm trying to get a sense you guys prepping all day for this no we had a podcast before this okay what was the podcast cool people what was the vibe yeah okay there was no fighting yeah yeah that's good but I was prepped because I thought because you and I every time we've seen each other there's been a physical altercation I know and so today I was like I got a prep for it you were lifting you know was it lifting I was push ups I was just getting that's what I used to look like he lost a lot of yeah yeah you looked great then you look great now man I don't think we put a lot of pressure on ourselves you know are you doing it for yourself who are you doing it for what what do you mean because we love you that way too yeah the women didn't yeah so you're searching for love what are we all searching for love Oliver yeah but it starts with in here my man true happiness no no no it starts with loving you no you piece of shit we so like yeah yeah you are you Please don't ever interrupt Oliver tree. No interrupt all you are. Yeah, yeah, true happiness Yeah, it's close Oliver he has no idea what he's talking about 95% of the time 90% 90% of the time. Okay. Where do you find this guy? Where did we where you didn't we find them? Yeah, it's the real question. Paul. He didn't find me there. North Pole. A North Pole. Yeah You know there's a movie primate coming out with a chimp Turnishes back on his the family. That's gonna like the raccoon shit's gonna happen Look look a primate. No, I saw the I saw the thing is it's a paid promo If you bring this guy in to do all the plug Let me tell you about primates about right doesn't he get bitten by something? I don't know I haven't seen the movie Yeah, it's not like I'm in the movie. You're in the movie. Yeah, yeah, I'm the chimp Yeah, I think he gets bit by something I think something he gets bit by something or Yeah, he eats something bad But that's not who we naturally is the monkey eats something. Yeah, yeah, he's a good monkey turn bad. Oh, we've all been there. Yeah, yeah, like Kujo Kujo, I don't know that it's always hot girl. Wait, wait, look at me right now You fuck with my tail Fuck you with my tail. What is Kujo the dog the dog? See you know, let me ask you some another question if I may Bobby. Yeah, you're being a little bit aggressive He's been aggressive, but he's still not answered my question It's me I I'm feeling it. I feel like this is ramping up to something Here's the thing dude. Yeah, here's a thing. You don't want to get too serious Here's a thing dude. I think you're right. Let's start over. Let's start over. All right. I think everyone is right. All right I think everyone's that I got amped up for this podcast. You really? You drink energy or something? I'm feeling it right you you are coming Okay, he was genuinely right nervous. It's nervous. Yeah, I was nervous. I'm sorry, man Sorry, I've left that kind of stain on our relation All these years later Unbelievable your change. What do you mean? What was the last time you saw each other? It was a violent encounter. I'll tell you that right now. Oh wow It might have been when I seen you on the street in the corner sitting there. Yeah, he was like crying at dumb fans Is it dumbfounded? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see Bobby's on the sidewalk and he was had his head his hands in his head And he was just kind of curled up there. Yeah, not fetal position, but something Yeah, and what did you do? Did you console me? I just said is that fucking Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, and then I was like what the hell? Yeah, and then I was with my family and I was like, oh Family, this is Bobby Lee. Yeah, and then I saw a tear. No, there was some tears And I was like, are you good? Yeah, I was like Is there anything you need a hug? Yeah, yeah, try to give you the hug You're like, no, not now. I'm good. Yeah, and then You were kind of closed off and I was like is everything alright? You're like, I'm at a birthday party right now. Yeah, and I just had a I just got kicked out But the birthday party didn't know that's not true. That's what I remember Okay, I don't know. Yeah, why were you out there crying on the kids birthday party? Well, I guess technically, yeah, cuz dumbfutters a kid. Oh, well, do you see I have He could be two or 50 no one knows but he acts like a baby. Why were you out there by yourself sitting in the moonlight? I'm a street corner in the moon. I remember the moonlight Well, I'll tell you this when the moonlight shines on my face. I always cry. That's good. It's good to cry. It's super important Yeah, I don't remember why I was crying. Why were you on the street corner though? You're like this big party is going on like because I don't want to be crying in a party, right? That's okay. Okay. It's okay to cry. Maybe the friends would lift you up. No, the reason why I was crying is because of them Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I left there sat there saw the moon. I weaped Saw you you had even more I cried a little bit more because I got scared Like I'm gonna get beat up. Yeah, cuz I didn't want a physical altercation, but then you're I really like your family was there Yeah, they were they're keeping you calm, right? You asked for a hug. I go, no, thank you Right, because every time we hug It leads into a fight. Yeah, it leads into a fight, right? So I you know me opt I opt out of that right and then you moved on I moved on with my life, right? Yeah, that night my parents drove me in the car got broken into and I I'm not gonna say that it was you But you were awfully suspiciously close to the car You know anything about the bags that were taken from the car because my dad had a bag With all his art books that all his paintings from the last five years were inside and they were just gone and the last person we saw within a 10 12-foot radius from the vehicle was Bobby fucking Lee Yeah, what are you gonna do about if I did steal it? I'm gonna look around and see if I can find these art I sold them you sold them. Yeah, okay and for a dollar each Because the art's not good. That's just adding sold to the burn But yeah, yeah, that we didn't fight that time. We didn't was the last time I saw you that was the last time I saw you Yeah, yeah, and so Let me be completely completely honest. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, be honest and I apologize before I'm about to say what I'm gonna say I can say Bobby don't say I did not steal your father's artwork Thank you and the job about me selling it for one dollar a piece is wrong That was wrong. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's very good art. Thank you. You're welcome. That's very kind But back to the question I asked you that I think you've been tip-toeing around Are you looking for love? I? Am are you? I don't know not right now. No. Yeah, but my question for you is you already asked it. Do you love yourself? Just be real just cut the cameras off for a second Bobby just be real with me both the can't reading oh We can't cut him you can cut him off. We can cut him off. All right cameras aren't rolling. Okay, just be real with me Do you love yourself? I love myself so much I'm sensing sarcasm. I'm not Don't make me had Please don't make me mad right now. I'm not. I'm trying to open you up. Okay. We're talking about something serious. Yes, okay And like I said in the previous podcast this year has been a very big growth year for me. I see that I see what's happening here See what he's slowly doing. Okay, all right It's a slow bird. Yes, I thought it's a slow bird. Bobby, but I see Slow bird the violent I went like this like the heart in the soul. Oh I see But keep going the cameras are off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me. Yeah, how is it a big growth here for you? Can I be honest with you? Yeah? You're like a human version of beaker from fucking the Muppets, but I don't know who any of these references Look up beaker from the Muppets I don't know if I should be a friend. Okay, and that's you dude. That's legit. Yeah, yeah beaker you people up people up beaker though People love beaker. Yeah, people do not love me. So there's yeah, yeah, so and I'm that yellow guy right there. I see that Asian, that's you and I dude. That's you and I dude. That's Muppet that's actually. Yeah. Yeah Asian, I don't know. There's no eye. I've never seen that character before They went lazy with that one. They just use a tennis ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy. So back to the real question You're changing it up. Yeah Shapa five shop a five shop a five shop a five we have a online business here at Tiger Belly and we use Shopify. 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If you information, we thank Bluetooth for sponsoring to podcast. (upbeat music) - So back to the real question, changing it up. - Yeah. - Are you happy? - I am very happy. - So what was the self-growth? - Well, I don't want to be it. But the self-growth is this, is that I too have detached myself from this business mainly. - I love that. - I don't care what happens from now on. - Amazing. - It has no effect on me. I just do what I do. And then when I do it, I let it go. And I live my life. I love my animals. - Okay, animals. - I have four dogs and three cats. - That sounds excessive, Bobby. - I love them. - Keep going, keep going. You able to give love to all those different animals? - My heart is big. And I'm also humans, I can do it. - Okay. - Okay. - So like polyamory. - Exactly. - You've been dabbling? - I don't think he's been doing that. - Okay. - Yeah. - Not with the animals though. - I don't believe in poly. I don't even know what polyamory I mean. - No, he's just like open to, yeah. - Free spirit. - Yeah, more that, I think. - I see that. - I'm good to people. And we want to go, dude. - No, I mean, you're good to people when you're not throwing them under the bus. - Oh. - You turned your whole audience on me so many times. How funny was that? - The last time when I did the bad friends. - Man, your audience was so mad at me. They hate me after that. - Why would they hate you? - 'Cause I kicked them off his own podcast. - Oh my god. (laughing) - Were you mad at me about that? - Bobby, you should trigger that water bottle and release it for the hot. (laughing) - A lot of growth. - A lot of growth. - I thought that was a really fun podcast. It was really fun when you weren't there. (laughing) - You see, this is what I'm talking about. - No, honestly. - No, honestly, this is what I'm talking about. - Are you gonna play something on this thing? - I usually too. - Real special guests. (laughing) - This is going bad. (laughing) - How do we turn around? How do we turn around? - Oh, you're right, right. Let's turn around. - Okay. - Let's turn around. Come back in. - Okay. - Let's try this one more time. - Let's try it from the beginning. - For your reset. - Yeah, let's reset. - All right, where you start the camera? - Yeah, we got it. - Okay, come on, come on. - Action. - He's gonna go outside. - Oh. (laughing) - I have three hardening questions right away. - I think. - Yeah, yeah. (piano music) - We have a special guest tonight. - Oh. - Huh? - Guess who it is. - Who? - I said, guess. (piano music) - George Clooney. - No. - Close. - Keep going. - Colder. - Colder. - Harder. - Harder. - Oliver Tree. - Maybe? - Oliver Tree. - Oliver Tree. - Oliver Tree's behind me. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - It's a Christmas miracle. - It's a tree. - It's tree on tree. - Yeah, put your headset on. You can hear him. It's beautiful out there. - Yeah, put the headset on. - Hey. - Oh. - Oh, they're in break. - Yeah, it's okay. - We're cutting a production. - The packaging. - You're the one that stepped on it. (laughing) - Should we start again? - Let's start again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Should we start again? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him into headset please, 'cause he broke the one that we, - No, they're in break. They just came off. I like to fix things. (laughing) - I like to fix things. - What the fuck's going on? - Hi, May. - What? - What? - Did you fix them? - This is a rust job. What do you think? (laughing) - Christmas, Christmas. - Alright, action. - Here we go. - Who do we have today? Just say Oliver Trey. - Oliver Trey. - Oliver Trey, Oliver Trey. (cheering) - Yeah. - Oh, there he is. - Oh yeah. We're going to top of y'all star. (soft piano music) ♪ Oh, it's Oliver Trey ♪ ♪ Oh, it's Oliver Trey ♪ ♪ It's that beaker from the Muppets ♪ - No. ♪ For a handsome or a felt creature ♪ - You want to say one? - I'm not gonna keep going. (soft piano music) - Go ahead, Oliver. (soft piano music) - Just get to the court. - What are you saying? (soft piano music) - What are you doing? (soft piano music) - I know you're playing a little bit. - Woo! (soft piano music) - Here we go. (soft piano music) - Bye, boy. ♪ My brother from another mother ♪ ♪ We used to love each other ♪ - Where'd we go wrong? ♪ Where did they go wrong? ♪ ♪ I said, "Bobby boy, where'd we go wrong?" ♪ ♪ I haven't seen you so damn long ♪ ♪ So long ♪ ♪ Missed you a lot ♪ - Miss a fuckin' reverb. ♪ I said, "Bobby boy, ♪ ♪ Looking beautiful with them big blue eyes ♪ (laughing) ♪ Bobby boy, I'm still glad you're still alive ♪ ♪ You're so happy, boy ♪ ♪ Smiling, I'm so surprised ♪ ♪ That's Bobby boy ♪ ♪ I thought you would have died ♪ ♪ Bobby boy, Bobby boy ♪ ♪ Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob ♪ ♪ Baby, Bob, Bob, Bob ♪ ♪ You look good ♪ (laughing) - Very nice. - I didn't know you were a player, that was nice. - Nice, that was legit. - Where was the reverb in there? There's no effects, I need some compression. It's a little bit of distortion. - Yeah, we don't have that kind of facility here, all of a sudden. - You've got to go pop the podcast. I'm so sorry. - I don't wanna have compressions here. - This is a dope setup. - Thank you for that. - I like the porta-potty. - Oh, thank you so much, Bob. - And there's a lot of North Korean propaganda in there, that was pretty legit, I love that. I've been studying North Korea a lot lately. - Oh, tell us more because we don't know much about North Korea, do we not? - Have you been, have you been-- - I have not been, no. - Yeah, I'd like to go with you. - I would really love to go. We can't as Americans unless you have dual citizenship somewhere, so I actually had my team reach out and ask if we could play a concert there. - Yeah. - And they said, you're not allowed to go because it's illegal from America's standpoint. - Oh, I see. - So if you have citizenship somewhere else, you can still go. - Well, Rodman went. - Yeah, but that was like he was-- - You think he's the dual citizenship at North Korea? - Well, I don't know if he, that was like a while ago. - Okay. - 90. - Things have shifted a bit since-- - In 90s, okay, all right. - But it's pretty interesting in the way that they are able to accumulate money during, through such heavy duty sanctions, I'd have to do a lot of backdoor type of things. It's very challenging. - Why do you wanna go to North Korea, do you think? - I'm just curious about all cultures, all things. I mean, this year, I went to Afghanistan, I went to Iraq, I went to some places that were, you know, places that were somewhat taboo from American standpoint. - You would look good in Uzbekistan. - I love Uzbekistan. I love Uzbekistan. - You would probably be considered handsome there. - Well, I wouldn't go that far. I went to Kazakhstan three times last year. I love the stands. I went to Tajikistan. - Wow. - I went to Tajikistan. - You call me? - Tajikistan. - I don't know, what is it? - It sounds like. - Can you explain the joke? - Yeah. - Can't I? - Yeah, you need to explain that joke, but it's very clever. - You know, it's like, Tajikistan, get back in the house. (laughing) - Yeah, I get it. - Okay. - Oh, jeez. (laughing) - Shout out Kyrgyzstan. I went to Kyrgyzstan as well. - Tell us about Kyrgyzstan. - Well. - Tell us about the food. - Food is amazing. The Monty there, they have this fried dumpling. - Yeah. - Incredible. It depends what parts you go, like Uzbekistan is much more popularized to have the pilaf. - Pilaf? - Pilaf, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then they have a lot of different types of horse meats. So when I went to Kazakhstan the first time, I probably ate at least one and a half horses. (laughing) Like the entire time, everything works. - How could you fucking eat a horse all of her? - It's just meat. I understand what it is. - So the reason why they eat horses there is because for one, super high calories. So a lot of those cultures, they're up in the mountains. And so they would have to ride horses. - Yeah, that sounds good. - For multiple days and they wouldn't be able to have access to food so they would eat horse because it was really rich, rich meat that had high calorie count that could sustain the energy. But could you, go ahead, Kat. No, please, Kat. Oh, I was just going to say so the horse has to ride all the way up the mountain, give you a ride in the by the end of the trip. They're like, well, I guess we got to eat them. No, you don't eat the horse you ride. That'd be like eating the car you drive in. It's not the same thing. It's about analogy. I'll go for driver. Yeah, but basically, I don't know. Give me, so you, how does the horse come? Easy. What's the question? Oh, how do they prepare it? What do you think I said? Like, how does it masturbate? You did, we all thought, I mean, you said it in quite a minute. How do we go? How's the horse come? I didn't say that. You did that little smile too. You looked at me with that little twinkle in your eye. Yeah, yeah. How does the horse not? Many different. No, wrong. We have to cut this out. No, we don't have to cut anything out. Really? Yeah. It's going to get age restricted, Bobby. Okay. Wow, you know all the rules. Yeah. No, it has to be with how does it prepare the horse? So many different ways. It depends how you eat it, but you could get it with noodles. I prefer it with noodles. In a dumpling form, you can have it like a steak. I mean, any way that you could prepare meat, you can have horse-- Like a taco? Yeah, of course. I mean, I don't think tacos are big there and not in my experience eating there, but I'm sure you could find horse taco there. But basically, any way that they make it. You had it in dumpling form? I had it like eight or nine different ways. And there's no guilt involved in it. Not at all. I mean, it's just, that's just what they eat there. It's pretty much in everything. You'd have to be like, really go out of your way to not eat horse if you're in one of the Asian countries. But Tajikistan doesn't eat horse. Okay. Afghanistan. I didn't find any horse there. So you're going to these countries asking if they have horse on the men? No, you should see my list of all the food I've eaten. Tell me. Yeah, tell me. I take these things off. This is like hard for me to hear. I don't know if the. Yeah, yeah, take it out. Yeah, take it out. Okay, try to go through my list. Okay. We're trying to show you my list. Put it on the table so you don't sit on it. Okay, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. That's all right, man. Let's see. I might get in trouble for some of these. I probably should know because it's a culture thing. Why would you get in trouble? Like whale. Did you have whale? Cause I know that I'm getting into it. Cat. I can't answer that one. Okay. Shouldn't be working. He had the orcas from the drinks pack. Yeah. All right, let me say so. I just was like traveling and I wanted to let's play game. Let's play game. He names. He names an animal. Yeah, and raise your hand if you eat it. Oh, that's a good game. And then, okay, yeah, let's do that. Okay. So. Aguana. Why did that? Aguana. Yeah. Yeah. Aguana. Freaking bomb. I went to San Salvador in El Salvador. Yeah. And they cooked me an entire Aguana. Yeah. And the tail is so freaking meaty. They call it chicken of the tree. And it's, it's basically in my experience, but I had it was white. It was all on the top half and then it gets to be dark meat on the bottom. Wow. But it was actually delicious and they bring you an entire Aguana, like full thing. Yeah. And you just eat it straight off the bone. Okay. Um, let's see. So, I mean, yeah, somebody, I think I'm a no on the. Oh, okay. It's delicious, but yeah, it's what you said. No. Yeah, change my mind. Why? Why do you change your mind? The chicken of the tree thing, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I eat chicken nuggets. Okay. Okay. That's chicken of the tree. Uh, guinea pig. Uh, I had that. Yeah. That's pretty basic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, uh, guinea pig. Did they bring you the whole guinea pig out when you ate it? Yeah, in Peru. Yeah. Yeah. That's the Peru. And you ate it? Yeah. Yeah. Did you describe me the taste? It was really gamey. And there's not a lot of meat on there. And they fill it with like alfalfa. They like fill it with hay. Um, but they don't. Yeah. That's how it looked. They feel like some there's a little bit with a wrappers character. Yeah. Yeah, with the, the flavor. I like it. Did you eat the brain out there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The brain's really good. You have to write through the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With that, I'll pass, I think. It's just president. I just don't like the presentation. The fries are crazy. Like fish and chips. I don't like the, the last expression on the, yeah. I don't like the last expression. Is there a common that went like this? What do you eat that if it was calm? That one. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. He's like, I'm done. That's deep fried right there. Yeah. Wow. That looks fucking bombed. Yeah. I'll probably eat all of it. Is that you, Bobby? The tooth, too. You have to bite, you have to eat the teeth. Hey, guys, enjoy refreshing apples. Sweet caramel comfort in every sip with a new caramel apple five hour energy shot. 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Their whole religion, their whole life is centered around cows. So that's how they survive. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Could you, you buck the whole cow? Yeah. Could you have done that? Just let me ask this question. Bought it and just set a free. Yeah. That's how they survive. That probably fed the tribe or that portion of the tribe. Yeah, but you bought it, right? For them, it was a gift. But what about the cow? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they already had the cow. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You want a cow that they already have and you gave it back to them? Well, technically, I like that. I like that. No, well, I'm just saying the cow, there's a lot of cows there, but they can't afford to give them up. It's not this kind of thing where, you know, I don't know who had the cow, to be honest, adding, but you didn't buy the cow. I think it wasn't their cow, but I know, but Kat and I would have been like, do we have to drink the blower? Can we just let it go? When I was there, I was with, there was another person there and their father was a doctor and they're like, do not do it. My father said, it's extremely dangerous, but then you're there and you're like, what's going on? What's dangerous about drinking cow blood? Well, I mean, depending on like, you know, we're going to Google it. I don't trust you about picking it about it. It hasn't been tested properly. So for example, if the cow had HIV, you would be susceptible to getting, because it's not like our cows. The gait, the gait cow. You're right, you never think that. What would you do? The gait cow goes, moon. He's a way to get his whole life for that. Really good bet. You're offended by that? Not at all. Okay. All right. All right, should I go to the next one? Yeah. Lamb testicle in Afghanistan. Lamb testicle. Yeah, super vainly. Oh, lowly. I don't know if they need a fat. Yeah. My grandfather says, if you eat the testicle, eat the dick too. That's the good. That's a good life motto. So why don't you eat the whole thing? Or it wasn't on the menu? How is it prepared? See how vainly that is? - Yeah, I'll never forget. - Yeah. - Is it like barbecued? - Can you taste the seafood that's inside 'em? - It's kind of paired. - Is that the way it looks though? - That's okay. - It looks like how the other one looked more so-- - Oh, so you didn't look like that? - It didn't look like that. - You didn't sashimi style. - It looked full. (laughing) - No, no, it was cooked. - I'll keep it sashimi. - It was cooked, but this looks deep fried or something. That looks delicious. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It didn't look like that, but it was fully purple veins through the hook. - Okay, would you eat that cat? - I think if it looks like that, it's like a piece of ham. - I don't know about the vein. - What about you, Hime? - Would I eat that? - Yeah. - No. - Why? - It's down in my palate. - I know, but why, I don't know. - It's not, it looked closer to this, but I don't know if you can, it's pretty low red. - I'm gonna tell you something right now, Hime. Your homophobia, it's homophobia? - Yeah, yeah. It's gotten too far. - What's the reason why you wouldn't eat that because it's a testicle? - No, it's not that, it's just not. I'm not in a favor for that. I'm not in a favor for eating balls, man. - But you'll eat the leg. - No. - I'm not even gonna check it. - I'm not if it was supposed to. - Have you eaten chicken breast? - If it was the leg. - Yeah, yeah. - Spread it. - Got you. - Because if I shredded the testicles, would you eat it? - No. - 'Cause I still know testicles. - What if we didn't tell you? - If you didn't tell me then, fuck you. - That's okay, no. - Nah, we fed it to you and then later we told you. - I'm not if it was tin. - Oh, throw up. - I'm if it was tits. - Tits, yeah. - That's what I mean, it's a sexual thing and it's fucked up. - That's not a sexual. - You keep it titting. - Didn't say what tits, man tits or woman tits. Either way, it tits. - Did it matter? That's what he's saying. You're not gonna eat it. - Am I eating balls, right? Thanks. - You ate it. You ate it, you ate it. - Yes. - Yeah. - It's delicious. - It's a delicacy. - And do you think it's weird that he wouldn't eat it? Be honest. 'Cause I would eat it. - I think it's disrespect. - How about this one? - Yeah, don't you love raspberries? - Next time. - Yeah, it pops. It's super creamy. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, okay. Bring balls here. - No, it's not. It's meaty. - Yeah, yeah. - If I bring testicles, I defry them when you eat it on this podcast. I guess. - Yeah. - Okay, good. - What kind of testicles? - Now, if you bit into it and something squirt in your mouth, would that horrify you? - No. - Okay, good. - Just the whole testicles. - He had sushi for the first time this. - No way, congrats. - Yeah. - Who's bad? - I'm just bad. - Sushi's on my favorite food. - Yeah, me too. - Me too. - I don't know why. - That's where we're going tonight after this, man. - You just want to eat after this? - I have to. We should get something crazy. I'm getting my appetite worked up. - Okay, we're going up this list. - What else is out there? - Okay, okay. - Should I keep moving? I'll move faster. - No, can I just say something? - Yeah. - If we do eat after this? - We're going to eat after this. - When we do. - Yes. - We're not getting any of this shit. - We're going to get whores or testicles, I don't know where to go. - Can I be honest with you? I don't feel well tonight. I think I'm going to take a pass on the dinner. - No, no, no. - Yeah, anyway, we'll talk about it later. - We'll eat your other half of your burrito that's in your thing. We'll share it. - I'm starving. I'll stay, man. - Move on. - Okay, I'll move on. So, the nastiest thing I had actually was not even that crazy of stuff, but I was in Chongqing, China. - Would you call me? - Would you call me? - Would you call me? - Do you know about this? - Don't ever call me that again. - Yeah. - Do you know about Chongqing? - Chongqing. - Chongqing, that's good. - I don't know about Chongqing. - Chongqing. - It's like, the actual city, if you consider how big, look at how big it is, it's like a big surface area. It's the size of Austria, like the actual Jesus part of Chongqing is so massive. It's a futuristic city. You probably seen it on Instagram where it's like trains that go through buildings. - It's a futuristic spot. - What are you pointing at? - Tiger leaping gorge. Is there other tigers there? - Do we go to the Tiger leaping gorge all the time, right, Oliver? - I never went. What is it? - You're supposed to say yes and good. - Well, I miss what you said, but what was it? - Move on. - What's the city called? - It's called Chongqing. Chongqing. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, look at the trains that go in the building. - Yeah. - Imagine living in that apartment. - I would be nervous. - Oh my gosh. - So, when I was there, I had some street food and one of the pieces was a pig nose, but it was uncooked and then intestines, cow intestines that were uncooked and then chicken feet that were uncooked. So, eating the chicken feet was, it was just bones, you know, and I was trying to bite through the bones and it was very, very hardcore and the pig nose is just, it was just all flesh, no season, no, no, that was definitely like the gnarliest, then intestines too. Those three things, all uncooked was very hardcore. - Imagine that pig nose and head, that, imagine that pig and heaven smelling. - What is that? It's all in three. - I'll make it quick. I'll go through. Ant larva, that's like pretty basic level. - I'm having a joke. - I'm having a joke. - I'm having a joke. - I'm having a joke. - How many gnomes do you eat? - One of the worst things I actually had to do, it looks like a pig nose. - Yeah. - A little bit, no? - That's racist. - Is that mean? A pig nose does from, like, some-- - Would you eat that? - No. - Okay. - I'm not that fat. - That looks better than the one I ate. I'll tell you that. - So, the texture you didn't like? - Well, it was just, there was no seasoning, no nothing. - Why don't you get it biting in? - Well, go to a place and get it cooked. - Ant larva tacos is like a true delicacy in Mexico City. It's very popular. - Are they moving around? - No. - Oh, they're dead. Okay. - It's ant larva tacos? - Yeah. - I see 'em all these, too. They have a bunch of different styles. It's like their caviar. - It's ants. They're like maggots, no? - Yeah. - I've had maggots, too. - Look at this guy, Rostyle. - Look at that. - He's got, he's got a raw dog in that fucking ant eggs. - That's just straight up ants. - He's just raw dogging ants like that? - With powdered sugar. That looks so fucking good. I love ants. I'm kind of spicy. - Yeah. - You know what they do? - It's celery with the peanut butter and the raisins. - Ants on the log. - Ants on the log. - Okay. - One of the worst things was the fermented shark in Iceland. It's like, I guess, if you eat the shark, you die basically, but then they like have a curation process. It's six weeks where it's, it's basically home for six months, I think. And then you can only eat like five to ten shoes. Once you get to 15 shoes, it's like, just fully disgusting. They fermented in some, it's almost like formaldehyde or something, so fucking brutal. It's like some crazy, it just tastes like you're eating toxins, but it's like, five bites is like manageable. And once you get to ten bites, it's like, all right, that is like fucking tough. And when you get to 15, it's like, that is the most foul. - What's the last time you talked to Ethan? - It's been a minute. I hit him up when I was in Jordan, in Petra, but I haven't talked to him for a little bit. When was the last time you spoke with him? - Two weeks ago. - How's he doing? - How come you ever talked to him? - I'm wearing Teddy Fresh right here. - Yeah. - No, I just haven't been in America, and then I've been finishing the last of my albums, so I haven't talked to anyone. - Do you miss him? - I do. - Okay. - I mean, I got love for all my friends. I'd never see any of them. I haven't seen you, but that's by choice. - Your choice. - Your choice. - I text his guy, no response to the last four texts I sent you. - What did you send him? - I just said. - A few shows love. - Let me see. - Yeah, he doesn't respond to that. Then I hit him up on Instagram, and then he gave me one word back. September 17th, February 8th, February 13th, April 18th. June 2nd. - I don't even have a Tuesday. - I don't even have you saved on my phone. (laughing) - I put Oliver, there's nothing like that. - I'm done. - There's Oliver Hudson. - I'm walking dude. - Oliver. - I walked. - Don't walk, don't walk. I stopped him. - Oliver, come back. You're in a fucking park, guys, you're getting to save my fucking number. - Oliver. - I'm making a bank. - Oliver. - Oliver. It's gonna be okay. - It's gonna be okay, Oliver. - We've got some shark fin soup. - He doesn't text me, I know. - I'll, I'll, yeah, I'm gonna do it. - Mr. Tree. - I'll get him. - Can't do surgery. (laughing) - Oh, fucking funny. Why don't you text me back? - Fight. - Dude, fight. - That's fucked up. - It's a joke. - It's not a joke when you don't text me back. - Dude, it's a, hey guy, it's a joke. - Hey guy. - Fight. - See, now you're doing it. - No. - Whatever you're doing before, you're doing it now, dude. Like a little baby. - We have to cut all this stuff out. I can't, how people know you don't text me back. (laughing) Like a fucking idiot. Just sit down. Is that an arsenal fucking pill? - Yeah. (laughing) - I think it was an arsenal then. You know I played soccer with the arsenal team? - No. - Well, some of the lead players, yeah. They gave me a jersey too with all the signatures. - It was a big fan. - Give me a name. - That you played with. - All of them. - See? - No, I did some, I can't remember the names. I play with KSI and some of the sites. - Oh yeah, KSI is a fan. - Yeah, he's got the box. - Yeah. - I had a few, went to a game. - I love KSI. - What a good guy. - Sick ass, dude. - Way cooler than-- - Is that you? - Yeah, that's me playing with the arsenal guys. - Wow. - Oh. - Oh, dude. - Thank you. - I kind of look like you in that video. - And that was Eddie and Ketia. - You know the players? - Oh yeah. - He knows everyone. - Yeah, he's a big fan. - I actually had a, you'll see probably some of my good memes. Yeah, look at that. - Oh, that's a good one. That's a legal and soccer, but that's good. (laughing) - Oh. - Oh. - I'm a player, man. I played most of my life. - That's awesome. - Yeah, thanks. - Is that Cadre El Martinelli? but he's one of the greatest players that we have. - Yep. - I hate that you-- - I'm played with that one. - I know. - Oh wait, this one right here, right here. - Yeah. - I almost made that one. - Who's the goalie, Bobby? - I don't know. - Oh. - Yeah, yeah. - But you got the dance down after that. - Thank you. - Yeah. - I had some good moves. There was one I used the, I think a, used a racket mixed with the lacrosse helmet. I had some pretty crazy moves, but they were hard don't press. - Yeah. - I tried. - So you're an arsenal fan legit. - Die hard. - No fucking way. - Yeah. - You should see my jersey. I got the whole team signed it. Got my name on it. (laughing) - Are you actually a fan? - Yeah he is. - In what world are you a fan? Why are you a fan of the arts and love? - He's like, no fucking way. - I, it's the, - Did you ever go see them play? - No, I'm not, - Have you bend it? - I'm not as celebrity like you and I was able to do that. - You are, man. - I can't get even in there, no. - You were on mad TV once upon a time. (laughing) - What happened, man? Is it true that you really don't know how much money you have? - And you just have the people they tell you when you're all out. That's the late time the business manager is telling you. - Graham's stuff. - Is this true? 'Cause I do the same fucking thing, my man. - Is that true? - Yeah man. - I actually do it too. - Americans. - God bless America. - Can we talk about you new album before we end? - Are we done here? - The ghost is up. - The ghost is up, what does that mean? - See that ghost right there? - Okay. - That means we're up. - Oh, is that what that means? - Yeah. - Okay, wait. Can we watch the trailer? - We would love to watch it. - That's the old album. The new one. - Is it on here? - It's on my Instagram. - Okay. - I want to watch the trailer of your new album. - It's my documentary album, The Making of. - Is that when you were younger at that hair? - Yeah, that's when I was in maybe second grade. - Yeah, he's never changed. - That's awesome. ♪ The next chapter begins ♪ ♪ All of the trees true magnum help us ♪ ♪ The same sound you fell in love with now returns ♪ ♪ For the fourth studio out by the bulk cut legend ♪ ♪ And a ridiculously epic Odyssey ♪ ♪ Recorded over two years and over eight countries ♪ ♪ Seven continents, the tribes in Africa ♪ ♪ From Antarctica to Afghanistan ♪ ♪ The documentary series, the one man band ♪ ♪ And the greatest album ever recorded across planet Earth ♪ - Oh, where was that? - I saw Afghanistan. - Love you, madly, hate you badly. (dramatic music) - Love you, the guy. - Love you, the man. - Get the plane. - Get the car. - Over there. - After disappointments. - But yeah, oh. - That's awesome. - That's kind of what I've been doing. It's just, I've been on "Side Quest," you know? And I actually produced the entire album by myself. - That's incredible. - I wrote it all by myself. I made it in hotel rooms. And I actually recorded it. The great wall of China, Machu Picchu, Christ the Redeemer, a bunch of wonders of the world. - That's incredible, dude. - Yeah, it was super special. But yeah, went to Antarctica twice during the process, about to go back for the third time to do some concerts. I'm gonna do the first real worldwide tour, all seven continents, so I've been gearing up for that, making the real rounds. - Well, I'll tell you this, man. - Wow, look at that. - I'll be completely and utterly honest with you. If I may. - Please. - Lay it in, man. - It's a pleasure. - Stop. - See, come on. - Be real. - I am. I'm not done. - I thought that was it. - No. - Katy Perry commented it. - Yeah, she said I should have done it with AI instead. (laughing) - I was cold, bro. - Yeah. - Bearing me dirty. - We love her. Anyway. - See you. - So that was it. - No, I wanna say this. You surprised me. - How so? Can I just finish me? (laughing) Can I just finish? - Yeah. - Over the years, we've been in real physical altergations of pure violence. - Mm-hmm. - I would say so. - Yeah, yeah. And every time I knew I was gonna see you, I would have to prepare myself 'cause there was some trauma involved, you know what I mean? I thought you were crazy. - I thought that about you, too. - Yeah. And coming here today. - Why came here today? You live here. (laughing) But go on. - Okay. You still have a little bit of that old zest. - No, no, I'm just trying to make sure we're on the same page. - Okay, thank you. 'Cause I came. You did come here. - It was a long ways. - You can't travel far. - It was like five minutes, actually. - Okay. So you traveled five minutes to get there, okay? And when you walked in, I immediately thought, what's going on here? This is a prank, right? By having these deep conversations with you about-- - Was it that deep? - About, you know, the kind of foods that you're in, the cultures and all the things that you were experiencing the last year. It wasn't combative. And I have to admit, I tried to poke the bear a little bit. - I know, I saw that. - Yeah, and you didn't bite. And that's real growth. - And likewise, I may or may not have tried to poke the bear as well. - You didn't bite. - A couple of times you tried, you know what I mean? And I didn't bite. 'Cause I'll tell you why. I think we're at a different place in our lives. - I think so. - Yeah. And I want to say, too, I'm proud of you. I see self-growth, I see change, I see a better man than who I once saw. The shell of the human, the ghost who once stared me in the eyes, the ghost of Christmas. - Ooh, good time. - You look good. You look really good. And I want to say this, I'm proud of how far you came, especially as you're getting older. Like you're getting really up there. And you've come far, kid. I mean, I remember when I first met you, something was off. I couldn't put my finger on it. Something was off, man. But now I return back and I see this guy. And when I came and I, I was like, so you freeze up and I was like, he's going in defense mode. - Yeah. - And I've watched you blossom. And I feel like I've watched you blossom over our course of, I guess friendship is a far-fetched term to use when I'm not getting text back, but-- - Well, if I had that number. - Right, yeah, if you had saved it. One of the maybe eight times I texted you. - Yeah. - Oh, when you texted me back one time. - Yeah. - So you did have my number at one point. - But I want to say this. You saying that you're happy, which, you know, that's only for Bobby didn't know. Makes me very happy. - Wow. - And I want to say what the whole like traveling thing and I was showing that it wasn't, anyone can travel, who gives a shit about that. My main reason behind all of it and why I'm actually happy is because I think we have this definition of what success is and what's told, hey, you're gonna get a bunch of cars or you're gonna get this big house, you're gonna do all this, so I changed my idea of what success meant to me, just like how it's shifted for yourself of what the idea of success is. And for me, it means zero material objects. It means zero fancy things. It means having literally one pair of pants. It means living very, very frugally under the bar, not because I have to, but because I want to, because I recognize that happiness, there's no correlation between the things that we have and the things that make us happy. And so I recognize that and I've experienced that. I've had all of it and now I have none of it by choice. And I just wanted to kind of present that as an idea to the world of another way to live. And what success could be? I don't think we genuinely all need to be living this life, rat racing to get more followers, more likes, more people wanting us, loving us, this stuff that doesn't actually fulfill our souls with happiness. So that's kind of part of the change for me is that I finally have reached a point where I'm not trying to. I don't give a fuck if people follow me on social media if they like my posts or anything. I took two years pretty much fully off the internet because I don't give a fuck and I don't have to. And I just side-quest and I direct the fuck a bank commercial one week and I go to Antarctica another week and I just do the most random ass shit. Not because it's unnecessarily a money making thing, but because it just sounds like a fun side-quest. And I want to say, I can see that that's also coming for you. That's why you probably are willing to have me on this podcast. Like this guy fell off and you did two. Two guys who fell off. No, no, we didn't fall off. We just enjoy life and we get to experience. I didn't fall off. Well, you know, 'cause if you did, you fell off. I didn't fall off at all. I didn't mean it like that, but I meant like one of us fell off. And it wasn't me. I'm killing it. What are you talking about? Do you still do the other show? Yeah. What is it, the bad friends one? You know what it is, you fuck. I thought that Andrew was just doing that without you now. (laughing) Wait, what happened to the girl that used to be on this show? Calyla. She had to go, she was here earlier. She was here earlier. She was here earlier, and she left. Yeah. That was there the whole reason why I want to come. Why? She had to date. Really? More than a date. Because of me? (laughing) That'd be crazy. No, she has a baby now. No. Yeah. And you're the father? No. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Why? I love the baby. Really? Yeah. I'm grown too. You look like a baby. (laughing) Fight. Fight. What, you're looking at me like you want to fight. Fight. You want to go? Fight. Fight. Fight. - You fight you for. - Why not? - You want to fight? - Kind of. - Or end with a love song. - What kind of fight? - Full Nelson, spin you upside down, throw you on the table. - You're not gonna be able to do that, Tom. - Pop out your elbow. - You're not gonna be able to do that. - You're like now, I could lift you. - You can't fuck me, I would rip you apart. - He's got, he's got retard strength. - Yeah, is that what that, I highly doubt it. - Maybe we could cut that out, but yeah, yeah. Listen, I don't want to show the world how much stronger than I am to you and then you, I think it's embarrassing. - Just speak English, probably. - You want to fucking fight me, let's fucking go, toe to toe, monitoring my mouth. - I'm not fighting you anymore, dude. I'll destroy you. - Bro, you would not destroy shit, bro. If I can care it, could walk in that door and then have a better chance than you beating me right here. - I don't care. - Can you care it? - What's a carrot, the vegetable? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, oh, yeah. Come on, let's be peace. Should we, peace? Should we fight? (laughing) - One time we're gonna say, come on. - What do you mean, dude? - Well? - Kiss, kiss, kiss. - No, I want to fight. - Kiss, kiss. - One fight. - I'm not going to fight you, dude. I'm not going to fight you. - Fight, fight him, treat. - We'll just kiss. - Kick his ass. - Don't fuck it. - Oh no. - Oh no, be careful with the black Santa. - Yeah. - Oh, be careful with me, I may stop it. I may stop it, I may stop it, I may stop it. - What do you want me to do, dude? - I may stop it. I may stop it. - What do you want me to do? - And fade to black? - Oh shit. - All right, stop. - Okay. - Stop, stop, stop. - All right, George said, stop. - All right, all right. - All right, all right, all right, all right. - We're good, we're good. - We're good. - We're good. - You got me, you just got me. - Stop, stop. - Just send me, say uncle. - Uncle. - I'm going to get to the one. - Wait, I fucking, I just booked your fucking ass. - All right, stop. - Say uncle, uncle. - We good? - Yeah, I feel great. - Final Christmas message. - Like Merry Christmas, everyone. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Just like home. - Yeah. - And just be nice to everyone. And spread love. - You're a psychopath. - What? - That was fun. - It was kind of fun. (laughing) (clapping) - Merry Christmas. (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language)