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That was weird. That was weird. That was weird. You better improv. That is good improv, right? No. What's it? What are you? I'm going to start the show now, right? How do you hold each other from front to front? He's scared. Anyways, I don't have child care today. Thank you guys for allowing my baby on set. How are you doing this? I appreciate you being here. What's something that you know he's going to watch this back? I hope he doesn't. But when he's older, let's create a time capsule for him. You know you look like volcano Santa. That's your name, volcano Santa. You heard him? What? Mr. Lava Lava. Mr. Lava Lava. I'm going to say that. I'm going to call him that from here on out. Okay, so let's start from the top now. Okay, let's start. Okay. Let's go around in a room. Everyone do a verse. Oh no. I don't like that. Why don't you guys do improv? It's hard. It's hard to part when you don't do improv. I'm doing all the improvising. A religious one. Yeah, religious. I'm okay to mock religion, but not the Hawaiian language if that's okay. Was that what I was doing? Yeah, I was playing homage to it. I have a deep connection to the islands, to be honest. Where are you going? Away from you. You're smelling. Do I smell? It turns out I like it better here. Do I smell? No, you don't smell at all. You don't smell it. Yeah. That's Julius' accusation, not mine. Okay. He smells like cigarettes right now. Yeah. He was on a lighter hunt. It was a very dramatic experience over here. Why? What happened? Well, I'll tell you what happened. I wasn't going to bring it up, but I'd like to bring it up. Can I give you, let's see if I'm in the badge? Yeah, yeah. If I'm in the wrong. Okay. Let's hear it. Because, you know, I'll tell you a little backstory about how, not backstory, but what I believe. Okay. I believe when you meet a person for the first time or a stranger, the last thing you want to do is deceive. Okay. And when I came in here, this guy Sean that runs this building, deceived me. How so? I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I like the way you said that. Okay. I want to know. I'll show you. I'll tell you. Okay. You sound like my son right now. You have the same language. Yeah. I'll tell you. Okay. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. No, I've never been. Never been. Okay. So anyway, um, 80 HD here did. 80 HD here did. So I come, I, I've been smoking cigarettes again. Boo. Everyone boo. Boo. Everyone boo. Everyone boo. Everyone boo. And, um, so we didn't have my lighter. But in my mind, I'm going to a studio. They must have a lighter. They must. Why? We have a lighter in our studio. For who? Because you're smokers. No, but we just, how many lighters do you think we have in our house? I think we have like 50. Yeah, we have like 50 to 60 lighters. It's laying around the house. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, I asked this guy, Sean, I go, do you have a lighter? And he looks around. He goes, no, bro. I go, look more. Look a little more. He looked in that drawer. He goes, no, bro. Sean, come over here. I want to see you. Did you help him? Yeah, so this is what, this is what, is it, Sean? He's not coming out. Sean? He's scared. Sean? Hello. Just, just, just right there. I like you, man. But check it out. So I go, no, you hear the story. You know what I mean? So I go, where can I get one? He goes, each mark that's out of your mouth, right? So I get in the car, right? I go to the car. We go all the way to each mark. All the way. It's a block from here. Yeah. To me, it felt like an eternity, okay? So we had, then we, you and I, a little bit of a parking situation at the H-Mart. We're kind of arguing, bickering about, like, where to park. She won't park in the handicap for a second. Oh, you're driving this princess around? No, he's driving, but he pulled into the handicap while I'm not sitting in the car. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I hear you. So you're putting your in a situation? Well, you do, if you get caught, you have to act or whatever. When you choose that your handicap is, I'd go blind. All right, stop. Dude, what you're doing is funny. Anyway, we go to. that situation. I run in, right? Which I'll be honest with you. I had to go the other way around. It was a long run. It's a big building. It is. So just ask someone. So anyway, I get to the first one with the jewels. Jewels? All right. I get in. She wanted beverages. I went and got beverages. I went to the cashier. I go, "Where are your liners?" Because we don't have any matches, no matches. Number one lie. Okay. So then we go to 7/11. Yeah, right here. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I see. She goes in. She comes out. She goes, "The line's too long." Oh, whoa, whoa. You know why? Because they have the new eggs sandwiches from Japan. Is that what that is? Yeah, from Japan. It just arrived. I was going to. I've never seen such a thing. Yeah. It's really, really hot. We've got to get an egg sandwich. We've got to go back and get an egg. I'm being real. I love lines. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So then I go, I just look at my girlfriend and I go, "You know what? I'm going to go up back to the studio and I'm going to demand a source of fire." Did I not say that? I came in hot. I go, "Someone needs to provide me a source of fire right now." No, but you're like scratch me. Angry. Like angry, right? And then Sean goes, "Well, here." And he hands me a yellow lighter. Where's a yellow lighter? Go get it. Evidence it. Get the. So, what the fuck, Sean? You made me go to ASMR, that 7/11, and do this whole fucking thing. And you had it in your pocket? You could have gotten an egg sandwich. You could have. He almost sent you on like a prize. Yeah. Yeah. A side quest. Anyway, I don't need an apology. I don't need one. I don't need an apology. I don't need a handshake. I just want to plead with you, Sean. You want to pee with him? Plead. I pee with him. That's not weird. Alex and I pee together. Side by side or like Chris Cross? Both. Yeah. We do a combo. Do you sit on his lap? Sean, what are you going? Yeah, so Sean. No, because I have to plead with him. Okay. May I plead? Okay. We've been here before. The last time we did, right? I'll see you again. Wait, he wasn't here last time. It was Aussie. That's really rude. No, no, no. I wanted an apology first. I didn't apologize. You didn't want one. Yeah, I do want one. Oh, for sure. So, I apologize. I apologize for mistaking you for another Hawaiian. Okay. What does that mean? You're forgiven. I'm forgiven. Thank you. And then. Sorry. Sorry for hiding that light. Now, this is how nations grow. This is how nations connect. Okay. Thank you so much. You can sit back down and see how it feels. Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Sean. You're the best. Can I ask you something? Yeah. Who said I knew on this? You've been a t- I know you've been a t- Sean side. I'm curious to see what angle you take, both of you. Where it's my, where it's my fault. I did. Okay. What if you make sure it's his fault, by the way? Yeah. Here's the thing. It's where I find it difficult and like to really kind of feel bad for you is that both 7, 11 and H-Mart are literally 0.01 distance from here. Okay, so my girlfriend made that, made that case. She was, why are we driving? We're going to walk. When I had, Sean, come over here. Sean, Sean, come back. Sean, come back. All right. Sean, you're the one that said to get in the car to go to H-Mart. Did you know? Oh, I said you could walk, but yeah, yeah. Okay. Thank you, Sean. Okay. So, um, yeah, we could have walked. You could have went to Atikolai's place too. I know we go by. I do have lighters. We have candle. Do you know that Jules just has a random birthday candle in her purse? From who? I don't like, are you smoking crap? What are you doing with that? No, just in case there's a birthday. That's not why. That's not why. That's not why. That's not why. But it came in clutch last night because it was my best friend's daughter's birthday and we were scrambling and we were like, is there a candle in the house? Jules was like, I think I have one in her purse and she just looks at that. That's insane. That just have that in your purse. Yeah, I thought so too. Yeah. Yeah. What's also strange having in your like Chinese star? That's not strange. Like Jack Stone's? Yeah. Yeah. Chinese star will be. No, Jack Stone's. What's Chinese star? That weapon. We throw it. Need to use it. You don't want a Chinese star is? What Chinese star? I was thinking more like what Chinese star? Why? Yeah. You don't have to be Chinese when you say Chinese star. Well, Chinese star. Because you went from like birthday candle. I was thinking more wholesome. And so I wasn't thinking like weapon. I think we're off the tracks here. I know I need to explain to people what was going happening here. Okay. I'm being I'm taking. She had a random candle in her purse, right? So I'm thinking of other things that are random that would be in a purse. I see that would be odd. So I was just throwing things out there. And then you go, who Chinese star? And then I was like, I don't know what is going on. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It took us off. I took us off track. You took us off track. What's going on here today? I can't even speak right now. Yeah. Because I'm so frustrated. I was really asked. You were. I was so frustrated about this lighter predicament. Yeah. I'm just have to wind down. Oh, yeah, you get like moody. I get moody. I still think it's your fault. And it's not Sean. Yeah, but why? They tell me why? Well, in the house, we have like 60 lighters and you keep losing every single one. Oh, also like as a smoker. Why don't you have a lighter on you? Yeah. Okay. I was in a rush. Okay. We rushed out. Okay. I'll tell you another I'll tell you another reason why. Okay. We were rushing because we were having a hotel problem. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That's one of the best hotels. We I go there two or three times a year. It's my favorite hotel in the whole world, right? But we got a letter there tonight. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yeah. And the letter was, um, there's some it's been some complaints. You always have Hawaii hotel complaint. I know. I know. We got to stop this. Sexual noises. Sexual noises? No, it's not smoking again. Let me guess. It's smoking on the balcony. Smoking on the balcony. Oh, damn it. So it got to the point where they send us another letter and they charge $400. So yeah, you don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. But I don't. I do care. That's crazy. Okay. What? I do care. It's very crazy. Um, I don't know what camera to look at. I'm going to turn to it. So say your lie. Okay. Okay. But you don't give a shit. What was my life? But I do care. I do care. I do care. I do care. Ready? 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I mix up words. Yeah. But I commit, OK? And it's like, so today-- Good morning. I don't know what I'm doing, really. It was a good morning. And you went to breakfast with everyone? Yeah. Have you been to Cocoa Head Cafe? No. You have? You have? Yeah. Oh, they're good local moco. They always-- There's no local moco there. It's a local moco. Yeah, it's a local moco. It's a local moco? OK, a local moco. Yeah. All right, you got me there, pal. OK, you got me. So how are you enjoying the Hawaiian life? [LAUGHTER] You're asking-- ask Jules first. How are you enjoying Hawaiian life? She used to have a local BF. I remember that. I don't think they remember. It's BF mean, a man trying to play volleyball? No. That's ESA. That's, yeah. Jeez. That's a high schooler, Gilbert. That's going to be a Gilbert. Get your mind right. No, she has-- Remember Slong? [LAUGHTER] One of my fucking fucked-up improves. OK, let's go back to it. Ask Jules first. How's your Hawaiian life? It's been fine. I've been waking up at 6 a.m. For what? Because-- sorry. Because Slong? Oh, yeah. He's been waking up early as well. Yeah, yeah. Can I address that with you? What? You know, I have to put my foot down. Put it down? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Dog. At the draw boundary. At the draw lines. OK. Call the look at me. You're sucking her youth away. You and Esther Prevensky. [LAUGHTER] You and Esther Prevensky is sucking the life out of this girl. Baby sitting in the kids. Uh-huh. Her two kids. Your kid. Constantly, constantly. They're paying me, though. I know, but I pay-- I said I'd be tripled for not to go-- When she goes-- [LAUGHTER] When she goes to-- I have cash. When she goes, she's like, I'm going to babysit. I go, what are they paying you? This amount? I go, I'll give you three times the amount to stay home. And she goes, I-- You're never going to make it. You have to be frugal. What are you saying? You just-- You just want-- [LAUGHTER] I'll tell you what. You want me to stay inside the house and never go out. Because of the dogs. Because what-- Dogs are fine. I want you to watch dogs. You have to watch something. [LAUGHTER] And I know we love the animals. I just would do things differently. Number one. All right. More treats. No, no more treats. I'm so sorry. Hey, hey, hey. Any time you hang out with them, they're-- They're diarrhea. Good. They get so fat. They get really fat. Or something comes in, they have to come out. They're-- I don't like-- Lady is like a completely different breed now. Completely different breed now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's so fat. I love it. Lady loves-- She hates you. No, she loves me. She only loves you because of treats. But without the treat, she doesn't love you. Oh, yeah, that's conditional. And she really doesn't love you. And she loves you? Oh, yes. You were a bandener. Oh, I rescued her. I know, but then you left her. What do you mean I pulled her-- I gave her a home to--
to live in from the shelter of Downey. What are you talking about? - Okay, first of all. - First of all, what? I rescued a dog. - Are you Sean White? Why were in those sunglasses? - Oh, 'cause it's like a, I have a period migraine. - Oh, she has. - You too? Are we synced? - Oh, so that, is that in for me? I'm sorry. - That's weird. - Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I apologize. - You all glass real quick. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's coming soon. Jesus, Bobby. He went to a theater new year, near-- - What? (laughing) - Let me try, let's figure out what he was trying to say. - Yeah. - Okay, I think he was trying to say a theater new year. Let me see, a theater new year. - Yeah. - You get what you're a guest for? - I have no idea. - It's a theater near you. - That's what he was trying to say. - Oh. - It's a theater you. - A theater near, no, a new year. - I don't know what I said though. - You said theater new year. - Yeah, theater new year. (laughing) - Well, Bobby cannot be left alone with them for even two minutes. - That's not true. - He breaks out. That's why he wants jewels. - That's absolutely not true. - And honey, to never leave the home. - Would she leave now? Can I may I have a man? - Jules said something about you recently that I'd like for her to say to your face, which is what is Bobby's most favorite thing on earth? - You love to be pampered. You love someone to like clean your ass. You love someone to feed you. - Interesting. - To cook for you, to eat, to bowl you eggs. - To bowl me eggs, yeah. - To, yeah, slaves. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's crazy. - It's crazy. - It's very crazy. - Yeah, I'm gonna defend myself, you know what I mean? - You like to yell at them? - Them, what you mean them? - Sleeves, us, men. (laughing) - No, no, no. You're not a slave. - She goes, I mean mama. - She puts you in slavery. I don't. Be honest, be honest. - You put you in slavery. - You tell us that you're gonna kick us out if you don't, if we don't do anything you want. - Boyle eggs? - Yeah. - Yeah, I love eggs. (laughing) You know this, right? I love it. I love the different variations of it. - But you got a little chills. - Hard boiled, you know what I mean? I like it fried over hard. I love varieties of it. The white part, the yellow part, something to combine them. (laughing) - But why do you crash out if she has to leave the house? It seems to be like that's a problem. - Because I don't like, here's what I don't like. Be honest, this is a podcast of honesty. (laughing) Okay, when you come home, the dogs are out already, right? Why? Because they're with me. - Well, you care now, but before you do. - Okay, that's not, no. I couldn't stand it. I can't stand it. So I'd rather have them hang out with Papa. Okay, so I can get belly rubs and mouth kisses. - Yeah, for like 30 minutes. - Exercise, throw balls. I do all that. Yeah, I don't throw balls. - I don't know. I've never seen you throw balls. Who buys balls? - He does buy balls. - Yeah, but he doesn't. - How many balls have I bought? - You don't throw the balls! - You throw the balls. - I said, I know how to throw a ball. (laughing) Show here, Adani. - You just buy the balls. - It's in the Asian gene. We know how to do it now. - Okay. - So what I want to say to you is this, okay? - I think this happened fourth of July. I do remember. - Yeah, that was just one time. - The dog figure. So this is my new trick is this, right? What she does is she leaves the dogs in the spare room downstairs. We have the podcast lobby room, right? So what I do now is I leave her door open. Okay, so the cats get in there. And what do they do? They dry heat you. They dry heat you're fucking bad, do they not? - I roll over my bed and feel it. - Yeah, and then the ants, there was an army of ants, remember ants on her bed, eating all this animal, you know what I mean? Waste, that was on her bed. And that was revenge, okay? That's what happens. - But then the whole house had antsy too, Baba. It's just not my room. - I know. It was in your room. - I know. There was an infecency, say, backfire. - Hey, that's it. (laughing) In the backfire, but you know my intention though. - My diabolical. - You gotta stop overfeeding the cats too. That's why they keep puking. - Goona demands it. Okay, listen, we have one left to live, right John? We have one left to live, right? And these animals don't know, they don't know what a square is. Like you can't go, hey, go, what's a triangle? They don't know the things, that was a terrible thing. And yeah, they've never seen, you know what I mean? The arrival. (laughing) You know, like watch a movie, you know? - Yeah. - Yeah. All they know animals, right? (laughing) It's so funny. Every word I say, my mind is going, what is the next word in? (laughing) I'm not formally any idea. Okay, that's what I'm doing right now. But you get what I'm saying, right? - I guess. - Yeah, animals need exercise, bond, companionship. And all that stuff, and you don't provide that lately. - You provide it, you don't. - Yes, I do. - You just come out like 30 minutes to chill with the dogs, and then you never see them again for the whole day. - Well, who's out more of you or him? He says you go to raise-- - Him. I haven't gone out to any raves lately. - I go to raves. (laughing) - You go somewhere. - I go to raves. - You go somewhere. - You know where I go? - Where? - To work. So that we, we as a family. - To the morning and the afternoon. - As a family, we can have lights. (laughing) We can have electrolytes. Anything light, anything light, you know what I mean? Aluminating lights, you know what I mean? We have it all, okay? But because we have to work, Papa has to work, okay? And I come straight home with animals. Anyway, let's get, let's move topics, because it's like, anyway. - Can we, I want to bring up something that's happening in a couple of weeks, which is, I don't know if it's been announced yet, but. - Oh yeah, this, this, this debacle. - Oh, sorry. - Yeah. - So, basically. - So, basically. - Here's, I want to say this, okay guys. You know. - Don't reveal too much, 'cause I'm fine. - Yeah, I, no, I'm not gonna reveal too much. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm not gonna reveal too much, okay. You do have a rib floating in fat. (laughing) - Wait, we should also just announce it. - All right, so, all right. So, Gilbert's doing his first amateur fight, MMA fight. I miss corner man. I'm walking him out. - Wait, oh, you're walking him out. You're not corner man. - I'm doing all of it, the jelly. I'm doing the jelly. - You're the cut man too? - Yeah, yeah. Make sure the mark guards in. All right, so Gilbert, what's the date? - October 3rd. - Ladies and gentlemen, on October 3rd, 2026, that is the day that Gilbert dies. (laughing) - All right, so we're gonna have a funeral. That's it, that's the date. And I'm gonna be there. Reason why I'm there is because I'm gonna save your life, but you're gonna die out there, it does. - Yeah. - And then they actually vet you. They actually look into like your martial arts background, or are they just-- - All the coaches watch, so it's like, I'm not gonna be going up against a D1 wrestler, but I don't know, I don't trust this. - Yeah, I don't trust it either, yeah, yeah. - It's like if Tim Dellen goes, I'm gonna go paragliding, that's it. (laughing) And you're like, Tim, don't do it. You know what I mean, you know, you can't do it. - Paracliding, bucket list item. This is a bucket list, I'm getting all over. - Brad Williams is gonna do parkour. - Why not? I think he can do parkour. - Brad Williams. - Yeah. - Yeah, over like a Lego house. (laughing) - He built it first and it didn't, isn't it? - Oh, not funny. Sorry, all right, I can't make fun of little people. Sean, this is where we've come to, Sean. The little ones. - He's your friend, so. - Are there little Hawaiians? Yeah, I'd love to be one, yeah. Just one big flower on their face, 'cause the lay's so big, you know what I mean? - Fuck man. - Yeah, yeah. They come off the play, they don't have small heads. - Yeah, big head, oh, that's right, that's right. - It's a rag, yeah, a contraplasia is. - All right, you know what, it didn't work. It got Gilbert to laugh? - Yeah, it's funny. - Yeah, it got Gilbert to laugh, all right? You don't think it's fucking technical about it? (laughing) - The condition you're looking for is microcephaly. - Yeah, yeah, I don't like this. - That's a mini head. - Okay, yeah. - So I'm gonna fight, I'm fighting, you guys are gonna be there. - Yeah, I'm like my heart, my mommy heart is like, I'm anxious about it. But also I have a lot of belief in you, 'cause I really do think you are like quite an athlete. - All right, okay. Well, I have to say, the reason I'm going, and I'm gonna say this right now, it's a fact. I'm gonna laugh so much, right? That I could possibly die, right? It's gonna be the funniest thing to witness, right? To see your friend get obliterated. In no skill set, just getting destroyed out there. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, right? And I'm gonna be like, (buzzer) - Do you want this exact same thing he did to me when he forced me to stand up for the first time in front of 750 feet. - And then he-- - And you did it. - That's why I'm doing it. - Not only did he do it. - But the fear. - That's why I'm doing this. It's all psychological. You're gonna win that in the fact. - What's the hardest you've ever, okay, I need to get clear on this, Are we wearing a mask?
- Oh my god. - Oh my god, dude. - How many ounces? - Six. - Okay, okay. - The only two more ounces. - Okay, and how many rounds? - How many rounds? - It's good. I've been training a lot of cardio. It was just three rounds, two minutes each. - Okay, two minutes, two minutes. I feel like you're gonna die. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, Jules. We're on the same boat, death. Yeah. - Oh my gosh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, Jules. We're on the same boat. Death. - No, Alex and I both agree that I think that, I know you guys think that Gilbert's body is weird. - Oh my gosh, did you do something? - I didn't hear a opinion. I got. Big jeans. Does it work on my body type? - It does. It actually does. - It does, yeah. - It looks so much better than what you're wearing. - Oh, the skinny jeans? I can't wear those anymore. - No, they're looking weird. - No. - 'Cause you have to form legs. - Can you knock him? Can you retire those other jeans? I mean, it's whatever you are happiest in, but this does look infinitely better. Yes, it looks better, makes you, also, it makes you just more proportional overall. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - I agree. - You were looking a little bit like a Wallypop. - Wallypop. - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Yeah. I'm gonna yell it. - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - Wallypop? - It's gonna catch on. - Wait a second, Gild. I do think you have like a sleeper body type though. You're like a. - Oh my gosh. - Yeah, the strength is, you know, within the fat. (laughter) - It's deep. - Yeah. - It is. It's deep in there. - Yeah. - The strength. - Yeah, yeah. It's deep in the fat. - You're like, you kind of like are like a fader. You know, like everyone came in thinking like, who is this, like, Chubby dude? - Yeah, yeah, Fader, okay. - And he was in. Yeah. So, I believe in you. - What's that guy, Louise, the boxer that got beat that English dude? - Louise. - Louise. - This is Pedro. - He or he is? - Louise. - He is kind of Chubby Louise. - Who's that big English heavyweight? - Tyson Fury. - Tyson Fury is the big, big, walled Tyson Fury. - That's the other one. - Andy Ruey's Jr. - Andy Ruey's Jr. when he beat. Who? - Jonathan Johnson. - Yeah, Jonathan Johnson. That's what I meant. - Okay. (upbeat electronic music) ♪ Cash app, cash app, cash app ♪ - If you weren't up to speed already, Cash app is way more than just a safe way to send and receive money with the Cash app at card. You unlock a ton of perks without all the hidden fees, enjoy benefits like exclusively early access to nationwide concert pre-sales, Kendrick Lamar, Sabrina Coppandour, the names of a couple of recent examples, discounts on everyday purchases and popular brands. 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I love elbowing people's head. - Oh, even standing, you can't? - Now, always the body, always the body. - Elbow the lips. - Oh, interesting. - Yeah. - Okay, okay. - Who did you think they would set me up with, you think? - 55 years old, five, three. - Brad Williams. - No legs. - No legs. - No legs. - You should do this at the end of the year, you should do the program. I think you would destroy somebody, honestly. Another guy in his 50s. - Hey, man. - And my size. - Yeah, your weight. What weight would you want to fight at? Like, how much would you lose? - 135. - You're going to get down to 135. - Yeah, but Bobby, can I just say, I think you should go with someone bigger, because 135 hours are fast. - Another guy in his 50s. - A 55 year that's 135? - Is that how they match it up? It's like age and skill. - Okay. - So occupation, you might fight like a ceviche chef or something. - Yes. - It's a Viche chef. You keep saying ceviche chef, like you said it. - It's a Viche chef fighting up my teeth, that's why. - Don't see that again. - Yeah. - As he only does ceviche. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like a drop of a name too. - And also like, yeah, I'm working with a ceviche. - He doesn't do anything else but ceviche. - That's dumb. - It's weird, right? - Yeah. - Brought in your horizon. (laughing) - Okay, it's all he does. - Yeah, I guess it's a ceviche. - It's called ceviche stop. Go check it out, it's very good. Anyway, so what's concerning about this fight, I'm thinking about it, but I have one problem, which is I had a doctor's appointment. I went and did a full-on doctor's exam. Blood work, lungs, the pathways in your arteries on your side. - Your arteries, yeah. - Coronary arteries. - Coronary arteries in this area, right? And everything's pretty clear. - Good. - Yeah. - No, then I did a bone density machine. - Oh, that's right. - And then I went into, I mean, a proportional body mass machine. - I, yeah. - And then my doctor sat me down, and he goes, bad news. Your muscles and your legs are atrophying. - Yeah, he has bigger legs. - Because you have no muscles, your proportions for your legs and your body is unsustainable. - He said the word unsustainable. He goes, yeah, you're gonna be able to not walk and have to lose my teeth, too. So I don't know what's gonna happen. I have to keep all my teeth out there. - You showed us your legs yesterday and they do look like real like baby girl legs. - Baby girl legs, yeah. - And you know what, it is, like, my, I had an auntie. I think that her body type is probably what he doesn't want you to have. - Which is what? - I just thought she looked like a chicken. - Yeah. - Where she, like, the bird legs just really skinny, but like, really rolled toned up top. - Yeah. - But you're not rolled toned up top. - Yeah, go ahead. - Roll toned? - I think a little bit right now. - Yeah, rolled toned up top. Yeah, yeah. Okay, interesting. - They want you to have like muscle and like, be proportioned. - This is my blood pressure was good. - All right, my blood work is good and it was good, okay? So let's just, I just don't have any legs. - You have to walk, you have to walk, you have to, you walk, I got to walk. - You don't? - No. - I walk to the car. - Yeah, yeah. - No. - But he has to do like load bearing stuff. You have to lift weights. - Yeah. - You have to do like hot girl squats, something like, you know. - Just go to the gym with mama. - Oh yeah, that's right. - She goes to the gym. - At any time fitness. - Plan of fitness. - Yeah, I went to plan a fitness. Remember? And I couldn't get any of the machines to work. - What? (laughing) - No, I paid the thing. - What do you mean? - I paid the thing, I went, I paid the thing the day pass. I wanna check it out, you know what I mean? I went in there, paid it, went into the area and I went into a machine and, you know, you stick your leg in here right here like this, right? - Yeah. - And then you stick your arm in another contractor, you'll hook on to here, right? - And then you have another thing like this, right? And then you do this, right? And it only works out this part of the fucking neck. (laughing) - So. - You come with me tomorrow to show me how to use all the machines. - Yeah. - And I tried to go with him like six days in a row and you can't catch one. - Because I already went there and I don't like, I don't like when machines are complicated. Okay. I don't, you don't even know how to, head first. I don't know how to get in this thing. - What the hamstring crew? - Any of them. (laughing) - Yeah. - What do you think legs for arm things? Like they're like, what are you doing? I'm upside down dangling from a fucking bench press. Like, what is going on here? I don't know how to use any of the machines. So it's like somebody has to go there with me and go, this is, don't put your head in there, dude. That's not a head thing. - Why don't you just do like free weights. You don't have to use the machines. - What's that? (laughing) - Like a free mason. - Is it like a free mason? (laughing) - Exactly like a free mason. - Okay. - Just like, you know, do some squats. Just load it up here and then squat down. - Okay. I will. But anyway, I need to work on, you know. There's a lot of things I need to work on. - But everything else help wise. - Yeah. But I don't think, I mean, you know what? - It's a roller coaster, Ha-shan. - So it's a roller coaster. - It's a roller coaster. - Oh, what does that mean? - It's a song. - Oh, okay. - It's a Hawaiian roller coaster. - Yeah. (laughing) - I don't know, I go, we'll sing it to you.
Sing it for me. We'll have who I enroll. - Go ahead, good. ♪ There's no place I'd rather be ♪ ♪ Than on a surfboard out at sea ♪ - Never heard of it. - Oh my God. - You know what I'm saying? - Leela on Stitch. - Oh! (laughing) - Yeah, I don't know. Let me see if I can sing it. - There's a chant in the beginning. - Here we go, here we go. - Don't do that, don't do that. - No, no, I'm doing the whole thing. - I don't, can you not do the Aloha egg? - I do, I really have to do it. - Okay. - It's a part of the song. ♪ Aloha, Aloha, Aloha ♪ - Right? ♪ Aloha, Aloha, Aloha ♪ ♪ I know I can't, I know I can't ♪ ♪ I know I can't, I know I can't ♪ ♪ There's no place I'd rather be ♪ ♪ Than on my surfboard out at sea ♪ ♪ Lingering in the ocean blue ♪ ♪ If I had one wish come true ♪ ♪ I'd surf to the sunset beyond the horizon ♪ - Okay, good, close. - Yeah. - Let's take over. - I'll wait a little bit. (laughing) - But it's such a fun. - Am I gonna get in trouble for that, Sean? - No. - Oh, go, go, go. - Yeah. - Sorry, let's move on. I don't even know the song. I don't wanna know it. But Lilo and Stich, I saw the blue guy. Yeah, yeah, he's fun. - Yeah. - You drive that billboard, you see the little blue guy, you go, "That's fun. I'll never see it." Though, Amy Hill's in the movie. - What's, yes. What's your most favorite Disney character of all time? - Oh, shit. - 'Cause I feel like Stich is up there. - The China woman from Mulan. (laughing) - Mulan? - Yeah, I love the China woman from Mulan. - Oh, her, yeah. - Yeah, I like her a lot. - That's, you know Mulan is Jules' number one, Disney movie of all time. - I like the Skeleton Mexicans. What are you, Coco? - Coco. - Yeah, I like Skeleton Mexicans. When they dress up in the little white, either with the Skeleton masks. - She's awesome, she's so funny. - She is so funny. - Who's that? - The lady, oh my God, you just said she was your favorite. - From what? - Mulan. - Mulan. - No, the main lady. The main girl. - Mulan. - That's Mulan. - No. - No. - That's not Mulan. - You was trying to say Mulan was the favorite character. - Why, why couldn't you just say Mulan then? - I said Mulan. - No, you said the Chinese lady from Mulan. - Isn't the main girl a Chinese? - Her name is-- - Her name is-- - I don't know that. I thought it was a city. - Oh my God. - That Mulan was a city. All right. - But this lady is funny. - The whole thing was about a town. - She's iconic. - Okay, okay. Sorry. - Fun. - And let's move on. Anyway, don't think to ask me about, yeah. But I don't know, I know, I don't know much about Disney. I'll try to give you the information that I do know. I know that Ariel. - Yeah. - Yeah, she's the red-headed lady. - Yeah. - Let's see, the mermaid. - Yeah. - Okay. So that's good. Tick. The beast. - Yeah, they will have princesses actually. Do they have all the princesses? - Oh, it's no white, it's no white. - How about the one from Aladdin? - Cinderella. (laughing) - What's the dilemma? Cinderella. - Cinderella. - I don't know how to say it. Cinderella. What is it? - Cinderella. - Cinderella. - Cinderella? (laughing) - No, what is it? - Cinderella. - You can't even say, "Cinderella," either? - It's Cinderella. - No. - Oh, fuck Cinderella. - It's Cinderella, yeah. - Cinderella. What did I say? I thought I said it. - Cinderella. - Oh, I said it in Atlanta. Okay. Anyway, I love her. - Who else? - I like the one with the long hair. - I think they all. - Yeah, I'm talking. - There's no way I can do it. I don't even know who, okay, let me see. I'll make it up if I don't know. - Okay. - All right, so here we go. We got, the first one is Snow White. Second one is Cinderella. The third one is, "Fucked in." What movie? - "Thars of the Bee." Oh, "Beauty in the Beast." - Oh, you got it. - What's her name? - "Thars of the Bee." - Yeah. - It means pretty. - Oh, "Beauty Bonita." (laughing) It's Bonita, right? - That's pretty. It's Bonita, not pretty. - That's right. - So, okay. - You're right. - Yeah, yeah. So we'll pass. - Okay, yeah. That's Bonita. - That's Bonita. - That's Bonita. - Who's the-- - That Latin? - That's a Latin? - No, that's a Latin. - That's a Latin. - That's a Latin. - What's her name, though? - "He Be the Initial." - A J, starts with a J. - Jasmine. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I've never seen that character before. - A. - Oh, yeah, what movie now? - "Seeping Beauty." - Okay, so which one, what are we pointing at now? - "The Bondy." - What's her name? What movie? "Sleeping Beauty." "Give Me The Initial." - A. - Oh, a, area, not an area. I don't know that one. You don't know? No one knows that one. - Aurora. - Aurora. "Give Me, Go To The Brown or The Pocahontas." - Yeah, that what the red head is. - Who's that? - You just said it earlier. - The lady with the long hair. - Oh, you don't know her name? - No. - You don't know who the name is. You just don't know who it is. - I know that she has long hair and the guy comes up with a long hair. - It starts with an A also. - I don't want to put it in there. - The number one, the number one. - The area, the area. - Okay. - Oh, yeah, that's the little mermaid? - Yeah. - Oh, I can't tell. - That's the one right here. - Oh, that's one. That's Pocahontas, baby. Yeah. That's her, Mulan. - Mulan. - That's her Mulan, dude. The city of Mulan. Yeah. - Beyonce. - Soul. - Yeah. - Bobby Soul. - What about the black jazz? - I'm just saying. - Dude, I have a good guess. A black female character. Soul. Pretty good guess, dude. Give me that one. - Yeah. - The last hand drawing. - Okay. - This is Chris's Tatiana. - Okay. - Okay. - I don't know if this is long hair. - That's her Rapunzel. Yeah. - Okay, that one. - Okay, this one is. This is from Mulan, huh? This is from Mulan, right? - Yeah. - That's her name, Mulan. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I thought it was a city wall. - Yeah, yeah. - This is hard 'cause it's not, wasn't it popular? - Yeah, it wasn't. - It wasn't that popular, no. - Jules probably knows. - Merida. - Merida? Okay. - From Brave. - Brave, that's right. - These two are very popular. - Don't know whom. Who's it? - Don't Frozen. - Frozen. - I never saw Frozen. - Starts with an E, wants an E. - Evelyn. - Okay, let's go with that. - Yeah. - And the other one. - The sister. - What's in the community? - A. - Ally. Ally. - Evelyn and Ally. - Okay. - What is it? - Oh, son, oh no, son, oh no. - Okay, I forget it. And then the last one, I've never seen it. - I'm Southeast. - That's the whole panel. - Yeah. - Nobody saw it. Anyway, I'm kidding. It's a great movie. - No one did see it. That's the thing. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. - That you don't know Disney princesses? - It's okay, you forget it. - No, I'm sorry that that character didn't hit off. - Oh, the Southeast Asian one? - Yeah. - That's okay. - Yeah. I think, you know, the Disney best era is not current. Not right now. - Yeah, they're dropping the ball, huh? - Yeah. - Let's just start a new. Let's get rid of Snow White. Let's get rid of Cinderella. Let's come up with our new characters of the future. - What would she look like? - What? - Yeah. - All right. - Yeah. - They only made one Wally movie. - They did. Was there only Wally one? - That's it. I watch Wally all the time. - It's so good. - It's so good. I mean, I relate to Wally so much. - Oh. - I feel isolated. I feel sometimes alone, you know what I mean? I just do. You know, it has nothing to do with, you know what I mean? The people, I know people love me. So I just feel alone. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Um, you know, that little cockroach. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. That's probably, you know. - Feel good. - No. Yeah, yeah. But you're not that cockroach. I'm just saying, you're my person that's a bit with me. - She's not Eve? - Oh, she's Eve. She's Eve. Yeah, she. (laughing) Yeah, yeah, you're the cockroach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you live with me. Yeah, you're the cockroach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. So anyway, I love Wally. - You know what, which one I love growing up was Brave Little Toaster? - I love that voting. - And then I liked the Iron Giant a lot. - Iron Giant is great, classic, really classic. Did you see Odyssey yet? - We saw it together. - Oh, that's right. (laughing) - I really liked the, it was good. - You never saw it. - I don't see anything these days. - Yeah, it sucks. - What do you mean sucks? - I had to see something like that, it was suck. - What do you mean, Odyssey? - Yeah, you're missing out on it. - Where's it going? - You have to watch it in the theater. - Where's it going? - You can't watch it in your house. It's one of those movies you have to watch it in the theater. - Yeah, but also like I'm not in a rush. Like I'm seeing like the best movie of my life, which is like watching my son grow up. - Okay. (laughing) - Man. - Jaser. (laughing) - Jaser. (laughing) - What is it all mean? - I have 56 now. - Well, I expect real gifts. 'Cause I feel like I'm very mindful and like really cool gifts. - I usually-- - So I can't wait for everybody here. They're real a gift from their heart. Not just going to a store. I want, they're really cool.
I mean, a specific thing where I go, "Oh, you're being mindful and you thought of me." - You were a market. - Yeah, but you just don't remember gifts. - I do. - Not really, Bobby. - Yeah, I'm looking at all of it with gifts. - I don't think so. - What was the most money on for you? - I remember. - I know, the gaming chair. - Nope. I do know. - What is it? - You said, "No, don't get it, was it?" If you know, look at me. - Yeah, I think it was the expensive slides. - Thank you. I bought you mom's clear slides when I priced on it, like mom's clear. It was great. (laughing) - I'll tell you a gift that you gave me. That leather jacket from Golden Goose. - That wasn't the most special one. - The most special? - Was the alien with the alien with the-- - The alien? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And do you remember what Joe's got here? - Socks, ashré. I don't know. - Yeah, yeah. - No thought. - There's no command ship. - There's no roommate. - It's living with an aberration. I mean, a thought of a specter. Nothing, you know what I mean? I would love life of some life. How about an acknowledgement that I exist? - I do acknowledge you. - Yeah, like a good morning, Tito Bobby, or you know what I mean? It's always like the face of disgust, you know what I mean? It's like fuck you, you know? - Yeah. - And what are some things you would like this year gift-wise so that we can all collectively-- - Well, that's the funny thing is, I know you guys already have it for me. 'Cause you guys already, you know what I mean, planned. You know, it's me, it's me, Bob. I deserve gifts too. So I'm just curious to see what everyone's gonna get me. I can't wait. Right, Sean, you got something? - You have a lighter. - Or the lighter? Maybe I'll give you the lighter. But yeah, that's what I would expect. Your own creativity. - Okay, so you don't care about like how expensive something is or how fancy. Like if we were to make something like at home and be like, look, Bobby. - A cupcake? - Was that what that means, something to you? It means nothing to me. - What about banana bread? - No, you don't want banana bread. - No, you don't know banana bread, yeah. - You love banana bread. - Yeah, I know I love banana bread, but it's like, that's not-- You can't get banana bread every day. - This is a thought, right. - It's so hard to shop for you 'cause you can get anything you want. - I'll give you an example of thoughtfulness. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - And mindfulness. - Okay. - I love. - Okay. - Okay. - She got me one last year, right? A framed photo of Toshira Mufund in his underwear host, hosting a toast. - That's a great one. That's a great one. - It's a cool photo. - Yeah. - She framed it. - Especially 'cause you love art. - She, it didn't cost her a lot, but I could see the effort, you know what I mean? And that's all I want is effort. - Is there any effort-- - Oh yeah, to do it. - So much effort. - So much effort of banana bread. - Jules of all the bread said it actually is the least effort. (laughing) - For me, it's a lot of effort. - Yeah, yeah. - You mash up banana, you throw flour, and then you serve it. - Yeah, I don't, yeah. - It's a lot of effort because I hate doing anything. (laughing) - So that's something. - If some people were, if people called me and go, "Have you ever tried Jules banana bread?" And I go, "What does it like?" It's amazing. That would be, you know what I mean? But it's gonna be average shit by banana bread. Oh, it's me honest, you don't have banana bread maker. You know what I think, your mom, your mom's a baker. - I go. - Yeah. So I want everyone, you know what I mean, to be, that's all, that's the biggest gift that you can give me. - Oh, okay, we got it, really. - By the time I leave, who I-- - No. - I leave Wednesday. Thursday, I leave Thursday. - That's not like for jobs. - What? What'd you say? - That's not including me, though, right? (laughing) - I didn't hear you. - That including him, he's not part of the gift. - You're not a part of it, 'cause you give me pokes, and I like that. - Yeah, what was that, you guys are poking each other so much last night? - What does that kind of poke? - We're poking each other underneath the table. - It's like, what's happening? Just touching each other, not inside. - Underneath the table. - Oh, yeah. - It's flirting. - You flirting, yeah. - With my wide thighs. - What do they call it, slap butt? - It's not slap butt. - You know what I like, you know, remember in, return of the Jedi, you know, you know that little creature next to Jabba? That little kind of, you know, he's like a Jabba's pet, right? I feel like that guy when I'm near him, 'cause he's Jabba. Look at his face. If you look at a whole photo of Jabba the Hut, there's a tiny little creature next to him, who giggles maniacally. Do you see him or no? - Oh, I see, do you think you're him to out? - They poke each other, that's all. There he is, zoom in. There he is. (laughing) - You can hardly even see him. - I know, that's it. - That's it, that's us. - Yeah, yeah, you have Jabba's face, for sure. I don't know if that's a good thing, but. (laughing) - It's crazy. - Jabba have grills on? (laughing) - I know you can, I know you can. - Our final thoughts about the trips so far. - I love, I'm having a blast. - You are? - Yeah. - Okay, good, good, glad. - I thought the show last night was good. - Amazing crowd. - That was amazing crowd. I love it playing here. And it's been a great trip. - Hmm. - Yeah. - Yeah. - A lot of reflection. - What are things to do? - I, I know that I only like live here, like part time, back and forth and stuff. But staying here this long, this time for a couple of months, I kind of want to go back home. - You do? - I don't want to go back home. - Oh, you don't? - Then don't. - No, but I'd say everything I need to do is back home. And I, my family is there. Like I really do want to be close to them, but like. - I know, I don't want to leave, we don't want to leave, but we have to. - I know. - But I'm going to come back in November, I think. - Oh, really? - Once my special comes out, I might go to Maui. Anyway, what do we, let's wrap up. - Let's wrap up a happy birthday. - Happy birthday to me. - Happy birthday, Maui. - 55. (clapping) - I got 56. - Yeah, he said that. - I'm 55. - Oh, 55, okay. - I'll be 55, and then reflections of my life. Well, it's been a journey. - Mm-hmm. - A lot of ups and downs, like everyone's lives. But I can kind of see the light at the end of the tunnel here. - In a good way or like heaven? - Both. - Okay, okay. - I mean, as you get older, you're in your third half, you're in your last chapter, I'm in my last chapter. - 55's last chapter? - Maybe the third chapter, but like there's four chapters, maybe the third. - Your third, I think, yeah. - Late third chapter. - You're not sunset. - Okay. - Far from sunset. - I can't wait for sunset though. - Okay. - I'm gonna be fucking out of my mind. When I become like a little dementia, I imagine. And you're gonna be taking care of me, Jules. - I know. That's gonna be a lot. - You, if I was like bed ridden, you wouldn't clean my poo and stuff. - I will, but I'll still get mad at you. - Yeah, I know. - Maybe push you a little bit. - I know. (laughing) But anyway, it's been great. What a life, and thanks for listening. And thanks for listening to our Hawaiian episodes. They're a little different. - They're a lot of different. - They're a little different. I missed, I missed pronounced so many words today. Sin de la la. - It's just sin de la la. - Sin de la la. Sin de la la, sin de la la. Yeah, like a tongue-tied. But anyway, Mahalo, la la, and good night. Good evening. (upbeat music)
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A new Caramel Apple 5-hour Energy shot is available online for a limited time, offering a sweet, tart apple flavor with a buttery caramel finish.
The product promotes a sugar-free fall treat and is marketed as a refreshing, indulgent option for consumers seeking a unique energy boost.
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A new Caramel Apple 5-hour Energy shot is introduced as a limited-time, sugar-free fall treat, combining crisp apple and smooth caramel flavors for a refreshing experience. com or Amazon, it’s positioned as a fun, indulgent option for consumers during the season. " Additional topics include personal anecdotes, humor about mishaps involving lighters and pets, and a discussion of Disney characters and gift-giving preferences.
The segment blends product promotion with casual conversation, creating a mix of entertainment and marketing content. While the caramel apple shot is the central product, the broader context includes multiple product links, personal stories, and playful banter, reflecting a multifaceted promotional approach.
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A sweet and tart flavored energy shot featuring a crisp apple bite with a smooth buttery caramel finish, offering a sugar-free fall treat.
Only available online for a limited time at 5hourenergy.com or Amazon.
It captures the spirit of fall with a nostalgic, fruity-caramel flavor that fans associate with autumn and caramel-dipped apples.
No, it is only available for a limited time, making it a seasonal treat.
It provides a refreshing energy boost with a unique, delicious flavor that combines apple and caramel in a sugar-free format.
It offers a distinct blend of tart apple and smooth caramel, setting it apart with a more complex, fruity taste compared to standard flavors.
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