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We will do movie films. Yeah. I got to tell you, Fancy, I feel good in your style. Your style. You feel handsomer. Handsomer? You feel handsomer. Yeah. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep. Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today, we've got a ton of interns. I'm taking this off. A ton of interns. It's so itchy. How do you do this all day long with the itchy hair? We've got Quinnipiac interns are here once again making their return to the show. Yeah. And they're here to watch Magic. Magic. Pure Magic. Yeah. It's good to see you, Andres. Thank you. Yeah. I'm very hungover right now. You drank last night? Got the case of the Irish flu, baby. Where'd you go last night? To the Doyers. I want to go see the Doyers play. Oh. The amount of Japanese people, because of Shohei, it's crazy. Half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese. What's next? What are they going to do to my America next? You were just serving kimchi with the hot dogs? You think Shohei could have played during the 40s? Prohibition? Oh, 40s? The 1940s. Like two days. Would they sign him two days after Pearl Harbor, you think? I mean, he's good, right? But they're angry. We're hitting bombs all. Over the world for Shohei Ohtani. The guy is amazing. He's amazing. He's so good to watch. He's so, so tall, handsome. This guy's so handsome. Yeah, he's a cutie ball. All right. And this guy's slotted to make. I mean, he's cute. He's very cute. Dude, he's Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy. Yeah, good Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy, dude. He is. Yeah, yeah. It's me. Shohei. Yeah. Look at how cute he is. Dude, he's Astro Boy, dude. Yeah. Whoa. He's got all of his vision now. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can see everything, dude. You know, I was driving. So I just got glasses for the first time in my life. Yeah. And I was driving through Lancashire by Universal, right? And you know, when you're driving down that to go to Lancashire, you see the Universal City Park. Yeah. But I never saw the rides. You just saw a bunch of blobs? I just saw a blur. Wow. And I was driving today. I was going, oh, they have rides? Like, you could see the roller coasters and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I could never see them. It's crazy. I've never seen any of that. Yeah. They have a new roller coaster. It's the Fast and Furious. Yeah. Vin Diesel's going to bless it. Yeah. They are. And I wore glasses. I realized that my girlfriend's white. I thought she was black the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. There it is. She's white. Yeah, there. Fast and Furious. Family. Have you ever been there? I've never been there, I don't think. Yeah, I have. What? Yeah. You did check. You bailed. Yeah. We went to Halloween Horror Nights and you bailed. I only went in the front when Adam Ray used to play. The Wolverine? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You went when he was working there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so long ago. Yeah, he had the claws. He was walking around. Yeah, I had to throw pennies at him. No, I did. To see if he could fling them with his plastic. See if he could hit him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But he picked them up because he's a Jew. But anyway, guys. I think you look vibrant. What do you mean? Because your glasses, I think, are empowering you. Now you can see you feel more up. Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize. I mean, beyond the fence, it was just a blur, right? Dude, the way you see the world. And how did you drive for all these years? Instinct. Just feel? No, you can see lights, so it's instinct. You can't see the lines on the ground. That's why his car has all these things. I was going to say. He's never going to have a ding on his car ever again. Ever again. So it's instinct. It's like, I assume. It's a vibe. I'm on Ventura. It's a lot of assumptions. Yeah, and stuff like that. I mean, I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the comedy store. It's like three roads. Literally. I know. From here to your house is like three main roads. It's three main roads. So I memorized that. So easy. Yeah, but Mulholland is a windy, treacherous road. It can be, but there's two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your house. There is three ways to get to my house, yeah. And to the store. And I know all three ways. And the store is two roads. It really is two roads. It's literally two roads. It's two roads to get to my house. Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah, dude, it's so easy. But they're both, I mean, one of them's long, which is over a hill. It's a long, yeah. Yeah, it's a long hill. It's a long hill. Yeah, but I can see things that I've never been able to see before. I can see things I couldn't see before. Was that in the song? Because I'm so in tune with you sometimes. You were really. Yeah, I went right into it, dude. I knew, because when you did the Jew joke, I knew that was going to happen. What do you mean? When you did the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, ah, he's going to say it? I'm going to start singing the song. Go. I want to be a Kung Fu fighter. Good. Do it again. What? Do it again. Believe in me. I just picked that up. Me too. By the way, we even sung the song wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I still got it. It's not, I want to be a Kung Fu fighter. It's not? Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. I want to be. But you still were. Instinctually, I was there. You were still. We're humming. We're humming. We're humming. I can connect to you. I've been obsessed with Comics Unleashed He sent me five clips. Same. Yeah, yeah. And I've come to a conclusion. We're living in a dystopian era. No, no, no, no, no. Don't say that. We're not. We're not. All right. Yeah, yeah. It's so crazy. It's crazy. And can I just throw my. Why can't we do it? Can you and I do it? Well, I pitch. So here's the deal. This is the truth. There's Freddie Lockhart. That's our boy. Yeah, yeah. So here's the truth. Yeah. My manager manages the executive producer. Of Comics Unleashed. Okay. That's not the joke. That's not the joke. This makes so much sense. It's not even a joke. I literally pitch this. That makes so much sense. What? I go, okay, so can you book. Of course she does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Remember when she lost a lighter at dinner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember this? She got a lighter from the fucking waiter and the server was nice enough to be like, yeah, I can get a lighter. I can get a lighter from my car or whatever. Yeah. He gave it to her. She smokes and he comes back. He's like, can I get that lighter? She's like, I don't know where it is. He just gave you his lighter. All right. What happened? So I pitched this to the next day. So one night I couldn't sleep because I just kept watching, you know what I mean? Clips of Comics Unleashed. I was obsessed with it. It's so weird. It's so weird. So the next day I called my manager and I go, you know, I know the executive producer, you rep, right? Because this person used to open for me Yeah, so I pitched her this. Andrew, me, Tim Dillon, and Bert Kreischer. That's a pretty good pitch. On a Comics Unleashed. Yeah. And so I know that before you go, Byron wants to know what your question is, right? So that- He wants to know your joke so he can- So he can lay you up. Yeah, give you a setup. You know what I mean? I heard you got a new washing machine or whatever. Let me tell you something about the way these motherfuckers be shaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My washing machine, I sit on that thing if I haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days to shake me right up. That's basically what it is. So this is what I literally pitched this to Abby. I want this to happen, all right? Me, you, Tim Dillon, and who? And Bert Kreischer. Bert Kreischer. Or somebody, you know- I think Donnell Rawlings would be- Donnell would be funny. Because he would get so pissed at us. Yeah, yeah, so this is what we would do, okay? So this is my pitch, all right? Before the show, you know, you have to tell them what the setups are. I already know what you're doing. I know. We're going to swap jokes? No, we're not even going to do the jokes at all. Okay. So he's going to go, oh, talk about your dad, you know what I mean? I'm going to go, there's a genocide in Gaza. all right we don't answer any of the questions they'll never air it and at one point i do a narcoleptic fit and i pass out right right and the youtube byron allen right he just let him be yeah he just does this i lay on the ground for the whole show the rest of the show the rest of the show we have to do the show but but i come back alive what's the key word that brings and i want him to go off on some sort of israel rant or he has a rant on politics sure yeah yeah like i heard you're from the east coast and him going on some rant he's like well the way that we're desecrating the world yeah he's the best so then what happens i wake up right and i go do you want to see my dog what yeah yeah so i have a dog named julio who no one can see right he's a rabid he's a rabid yeah so we have hulu in his math you bring out honey jules's mom in a dominatrix outfit with was this a fever dream no no no it's what i pitched okay it's what i fucking pinched right and hula going right and she's coming out with it right insane like byron has no idea what's going on no yeah so pissed yes you think he'd be pissed yeah dude the guy who owns the weather channel yeah he'll be mad yeah but it'd be must it would be the greatest rated show that they'd ever have i just don't think he they'll they won't air it on there unaired they won't air it why doesn't fit the brand it doesn't fit the brand okay i'm just saying i want it to happen i'm in yeah i'm in yeah if he said if byron if you're listening you know i know you okay he's not listening okay it'll get there okay it'll i could call and get it to him call him right now i don't i don't have his number but i know the executive producer's number okay okay so i i have like one what did the ep say when you pitch this she my manager stopped it right there and she goes that's never gonna happen she's wrong we'll make it happen okay so how about this if we can make this we make it a fever dream yeah you know where it's like what is the fuck is going on here if we make this happen you okay if i can make this happen yeah get us on there yeah then you have to fire your manager she's the one that got us on no you just said she cut you off she said it's not gonna happen yeah i'm gonna how are you gonna make it happen don't worry about it really i'm gonna make it happen so we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of the questions right right we make it as chaotic as possible right we're wearing funny outfits it's fine right how many times have you done comics unleashed none i can't believe you and i never did that or i did okay here i did one byron allen thing funny that you are funny you should ask you should ask that's a popular game show yeah so i did that i did two episodes and they never asked me back too good yeah they never asked me back funny you should ask featuring louisiana good lineup though sherry shepherd tim meadows caroline ray john lovitz and bobby lee louis anderson yeah i said louis yeah yeah so if you see the lineup on that you're like oh okay i'll do it yeah i think you told me you were gonna do this yeah and i told you not to do it yeah yeah no that's yeah yeah so i did two episodes they never asked me back yeah and they said i think i didn't even ask like can i come back and they're like oh it's scheduling i think i was just off putting or something yeah yeah like i just didn't fit the you should get back on putting yeah great when you're on putting i mean have you done any byron allen bro you know i've only done i've only done conan that's so i did i'm sorry i did the only other thing i did was uh dude what's his name show no i never did stand up on kimmel uh i just did conan and then i did um not craig kilbourne what was the other one i did no i did ferguson i think i did ferguson yeah i only did you don't go it's a night show but ferguson taped at the ice house so you don't go to the studio yeah filmed at the ice house and they cut to a clip yeah which is crazy which is still cooler it's cool but you don't yeah you don't do a live yeah it's a pre-tape no i never did anything and i never got offers to do those other things i guess or i just never it never i'm i'm 100 guaranteed because there's a guy at the comedy store his name is eric do you know i mean that's a lot of guys named eric i know but he's an older guy and he's byron allen's right hand man so he hangs at the store we're doing it again dude we're in sync dude we're in sync today okay so they do hucha yeah yeah they do something hucha hucha and they're dancing fancy's loving it yeah when they're dancing it's a beautiful sequence beautiful yeah and the chair you're on a chair you're yeah sometimes you're on a chair well let me ask you this though go ahead do you care that colbert's gone and here and the reason i ask is because you never watch this is my problem when people go this is my same theory about like the brooklyn dodgers come to los angeles brooklyn's mad right brooklyn's angry about that and their response was you didn't fucking come to the games you're like you were barely a fan yeah and there was a better business opportunity out west so you can't when something's gone you can't then go well i'm mad it's gone i never supported it i'm not saying fuck him i like him he's funny but i'm also like yeah but i don't like late night is yeah but who's what i think your point is is that i don't watch late night but you know i am on tiktok and i watch his monologues i just don't care and i think they're great that's your age though i don't think young people yeah that's okay and then that's guys and that's fine and and i accept that mid guys in their mid 50s and up they still watch it i'll just watch a clip but most of those guys are dead you watch bill maher yeah that's true yeah yeah but would you watch bill's show or the podcast no i watch it on friday night you really do he does i don't watch he can't wait to after letterman bill maher's on i gotta go watch it oh i tell everyone he tells after letterman left i i i said after conan left really i was like goodbye i don't want to do late night anymore i just didn't care anymore yeah they conan and letterman were the fucking let's just focus on getting on comics on the list here okay i don't think we're gonna have a problem yeah let's get our ball let's watch the ball we have our ball all right so here's the thing we're gonna get on if you want to get on yeah yeah how about this make it make it i'll make you a deal yeah i would rather be on the weather channel really yeah you'd rather be the weather channel i would love to do a segment he won't have us on that and let us do a segment on the weather channel by super el nino i'm good at super el nino you mean so i could do that and i'm hurricane maria hurricane maria yeah come over here i'm gonna get you wet yeah because super el nino super el nino is coming is it you don't know that super el nino it happens before now what he's 54 years old super el nino you called me super super el nino wait is it really coming yeah and it doesn't happen often i think this is going to be the biggest super el nino we've ever seen 200 years in 200 when is it coming this summer who's releasing this marvel marvel yeah you beat me to the joke i like it damn it that was fast super el nino this summer a rare super el nino is expected to develop by fall peaking in strength during the winter of 2026 into 2027 forecasters at noaa's climate prediction center estimate two and three chance that this event will become a reality historically intense yeah get fucked what's it gonna be a lot of rain it's gonna be rain every day for like two months so what i know but i have i have a i have a patio open open the flood gate i'm i'm i'm spending money on unclogging i got you a clog yeah because i'm getting prepared for super it's for la yeah and la is gonna be super hot super el nino defined by shifts the south and california why can't they you know how they do cloud seeding where they make it rain why don't we do the opposite what's what's cloud stopping how do they do that to make it not rain if they can make it rain make it not rain it's called a house what are you talking about no they cloud seed they literally put seeds in the cloud inside no well it's gonna it's gonna fuck up everything though that because we don't handle rain our infrastructure is not good for rain yeah our opposing techniques it says yeah thank you very much so i'm not a fucking idiot over seeding involves intentionally injecting an excessive amount of of ice nucleating particles silver iodine into a cloud because there's too many particles competing for a limit on moisture creates millions of microscopic water droplets too small and too tight to fall as rain effectively depressing dispersing the cloud that's amazing what does that do though makes the cloud just i understand that but are there consequences of doing that of course there are but we don't have to deal with that the next generation does oh i see i see i see and by the way yeah i know we joked for years and said they could control the weather but i guess they can't yeah i think they can yeah why oh my god i have that can you help me finish a joke go ahead i was at the airport and they're these two like very funny well-dressed flamboyant gay guys like and they're running around like i mean like just making a scene like in their sprinting around like hey no get over here and they have obviously yes they have a son that is biologically their son yes and and and it's like obviously it's like they turn around and then he's running away again full speed wait wait he's running away from them yeah he's like he's He's a kid running through the airport. And they're trying to stop him. But it's like my dad would grab you by your neck. Yeah, yeah. They're like, stop it. Get over here. Yeah, yeah. Whatever his name was. And the little kid's wearing a MAGA hat? He was. He had his Trump shoes on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I looked at him. He's running from everybody. When I saw him, he had red hair. He was a redhead. Oh, no. What does that mean? I just, I just, I thought, what's the opposite of a head start in life? Right. Two gay dads, redhead? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a tough. That's a tough. Oh, yeah. He goes to elementary school. Yeah. Which one of your fucking dads is picking you up today? Firecracker? I mean, that kid is going to get lit up. Yeah, but he's going to turn out to be a great stand-up comedian. There, you finish the joke. Yeah. That's it. You think so? He ended up being a great stand-up comedian. Yeah. I mean, because it's like. My two dads. I mean, you had two dads. Yeah, and they were both gay. Yeah. But you struggled. You know, you did. Not, not, yeah, no, not like. You were in poverty when your mom was single. I grew up in the ghetto. Yeah. No, I didn't even grow up in the ghetto, dude. But in projects. We didn't grow up in the projects. That's the story I've been telling people. You know what's strange? When I take these off now, everything's a blur. Asian. That's normal. That's how it works. That's how it works. But if I take it off, will it go back to what it was? Was or no? Brother, what are you talking about? You're, you're doing what it was. This is what it was. No, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is. Look at this. What it was. Yeah. What goes on. No, no, no, no. Put it, what it was. Put it on real fast. Okay. What it was. Put it on. Yeah. What it is. What it is. Yeah. That's what it is. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it off. Yeah. And what it will be. Oh, what do you mean by that? Yeah. Remember how all those hot girls smile at you all the time? You'll see the difference now. 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Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at MountainDew.com. Once again, that's MountainDew.com. I kind of need these. I actually think I. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, including ALS, Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis, or Lambert-Eaton syndrome, and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Why wait? Ask your doctor. Visit BotoxChronicMigraine.com or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more. Need these? Yeah. These are really good. Yeah. But now I'm used to, now this, which is good. I put them on all the way. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're actually really cool glasses. Yeah. Who makes them? These are Tom Ford. Tom Ford. Yeah. Tom Ford's nice glasses. Yeah. Anyway, um. Must be nice. I'm going to put these on. Wow. But just do, why don't you just do contacts? Well, I was thinking about LASIK, but they're saying that I'm going to need, um, reading glasses if I get LASIK. Everybody gets readers, though. I think that's the most common. I think people just get readers. Mm-hmm. Yeah. If you read. I don't, I've never read. Well, why do you need readers? Oh, so last night. Or TikTok. Yeah, TikTok. TikTok glasses. Yeah, so last night, I saw a better, a movie better than Project Hail Mary. What did you watch? Obsession. So fucking good. Who's in it? Nobody I've ever, ever, ever seen. It's a. Did you see Obsession? Yeah. It's an indie horror that is going to make a hundred million dollars. A million dollars with a budget under a million. He's getting his little wing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so fucking good. You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's going to give a lot of people hope. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? It's going to give everybody hope. They're like, I can do it. You can. You cannot. It's the Cinderella story. Yeah, it's an anomaly. When you're watching the movie, here's what you notice. You go, oh, this guy knows what he's doing. Yeah, and I think that in the years of him leading up to the movie, like George Miller's Mad Max Fury Road, it took 30 years he thought about that movie. 30 years? Yeah, because since Mad Max, what's the last Mad Max before Fury Road? Yeah, Thunderdome with Tina Turner. What is the year difference? 1985. What do you mean? That's fucking 40 years. Yeah, so he laid down at night. He directed it when he was 70. He was 70 years old when he drank and made Mad Max Fury Road. What's so funny? It's just so funny to think so much time passed. I know. Like when they wrapped the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another 40. Yeah, they did a Furioso after that, which is pretty good. So he sat there probably for 40 or 30 plus years. Just in a tub. And just thinking about the next movie that he's going to make. You got to get out there a little bit faster. I understand that, but what I'm saying. He made more movies. What? He made more movies. He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max and what it's going to look like and scenes in his head. And you've been thinking about Comics Unleashed for 40 years. Yeah. We got to get you on. We got to get on. We got to get on the show. Yeah, yeah. It's good. Is it in all the theaters? Yes. Maybe I'll go. I saw it in North Hollywood Regal. And this fucking, oh God. You went to the No Home Regal. I know. This fat Mexican man next to me, right? Here it goes. He was drinking one of those Icy's. The big ones? Yeah, yeah. Love. And he did Double Flavor, which is, he's like, nah, nah, no way, no way. It's a risky move. It's a risky move, right? And he was kind of fat, too. You mentioned that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. When you showed the size of the Icy, gave it away a little bit. He also had three young kids next to him. Oh, I got this Amber Alert. I literally got an Amber Alert. Literally that, I had to turn my phone off during the movie during the Amber Alert. Imagine it's him watching that movie. Wow. He's kidnapping kids just to go, what? Watch movies with? Yeah. And there were young kids and there's like sex scenes that is crazy. Is there sex scenes in it? Yeah. And how young are the kids? 10. It's a rated R film? Yeah. It's not for kids. It's not for kids. It's violent. It's crazy. So Mr. Icy brought his kids. Yeah, Mr. Icy. Stolen kids. And so, he was drinking his Icy, the large kind. It's literally this big. I'm not even, there's no, I'm not being hyperbolic. It was like this big. Can I pause you for two seconds? Yeah. Did he say anything to you? No. About being like, hey, I know who you are as a fan. No, no, no. Okay, good. Go ahead. I was going to be like, that'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him and he was like, hey man. No, no, no, no. He doesn't know. Yeah, yeah. He didn't look at me or anything. Okay. You could tell. And he got to the bottom of the Icy. yeah and he was doing that the whole time to get every little bit of thing and if you ever been to that theater the seats vibrate you i went once at the 4x is what me no go back me no go back yeah but i went yeah yeah the seats vibrate the seats vibrate there's other special right but it his slurping was louder than the vibrating was louder than the vibrating seats and all the other things that happened in that in that theater like wind and stuff also i had my jewel out right and there was so much wind coming through the chair that it went and it only exploded almost exploded into my but my point is is that it kind of ruined and also we were in the last like second to last seat and i couldn't read anything well did you not bring your glasses i got the glasses an hour before i came here oh you did yeah well you got to go back i got to go watch the movie because then i had to whisper to my girlfriend i go what does that text say you know what i mean and then i got slurpy and then he starts coughing and then he was crunching on something that was so loud it was did you say in a foreign language yeah no he's like what did the text say the guy next to him is like this foreigner speaks good english what does this say no on the screen that you know i mean yeah like somebody's texting on the movie yeah in the movie they're texting and you have to read it you're telling me this is going to make a hundred million dollars it's that good what was the budget 10 million dollars less than one less than one million indy horror film obsession gross and estimated 75 to 80 million worldwide oh my god i know oh my god it's so good who's the distributor blumhouse oh yeah that's right another win for blumhouse yeah they literally hit home runs like this all the time this is what they do yeah i mean didn't they get out get out but but i mean but get out was an expensive film no a million was it yeah that was only a million bucks yeah then that's why they gave jordan a car yeah well more than a car no no he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever what kind of car what kind of car did they got him on a really nice car he got a career yeah he got he got a career he had a fucking career he was on a hit tv show on a hit sketch show funniest guys on planet earth you better watch your mouth the way you talk about jordan yeah clearly his career got better from mad tv once he made get out obviously damn dude a little bit of spicy attitude coming out of carlos no no no i don't know i gotta take my glasses off for this one yeah yeah yeah there's too much heat coming from this side well we had two trials back to back yeah yeah we're no more trials because we haven't got on the road yet oh it's coming yeah yeah yeah what so listen have you ever done this before that's so stupid yeah that's very funny you're a dumb guy yeah yeah you know a car i hope they never got him ferrari just released their new their new car this look i know you're not a car guy never have been take one look at this car and give me your first instinct don't look yet give me your first instinct to the first word that comes out of your mouth go look oh hold on love it gay i knew he would love it it's the color of his car no but i just knew he'd like the style of that i love it it's ferrari's first all-electric car i love it it is cool i bought i bought one for the studio i would mad it i would mad it but it looks good as a as a die-hard lover of ferrari yeah i am how much is that i'm remarkably disappointed sad yeah oh really it's one of the most atrocious designs i think they've ever released i think it's the best design i know i know yeah six hundred forty thousand dollars i can't do it wait come on why not i don't want to do it six hundred forty grand i'm a free hyundai yeah free yeah yeah that or a free hyundai a lease price seven thousand dollars a month that's insane wait go back to the picture though this is genuinely one of the most upsetting in the media online is joking about it too they're like that's a not a ferrari i think it looks futuristic mad it'll look good it looks so terrible it's so is there a black one yeah they're probably driving in black oh i like the yellow one luce isn't that what it's called how cute that is ferrari luce yeah it's so cute yeah i i miss the bugle bugle or whatever dude i came home last night and i was eating chips and salsa in the kitchen because i didn't want to wake her up i didn't want to go upstairs with her your dog yeah my dog i didn't want to wake up my fucking wife well my dog wakes up whenever you open the door so i bummed about that because then she probably woke up from that but i'm eating chips and salsa watching sports center and i fell asleep on the couch because i was like if i go up there she's gonna you know she i don't want to wake her up and i fell asleep on the couch and the amount of salsa that spilled was yeah one for the books you couldn't even put that much in the jar it spilled from yeah it's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place yeah and then left with the bottles it was everywhere and so no bueno no bueno i i must have had it on the couch and you fell asleep with it in your hand yeah yeah that's insane i was tired yeah you cannot shame him for that i've never had like a drumstick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with it any kind of food go ahead go ahead you know wantons yeah go ahead you wantons i've shit my bed is that what you're trying to say yeah well that's a little worse sunflower seeds pizza oh yeah i've never done that i don't eat on my bed that's insane i was on my couch okay and that's you never eat on the couch yeah no i don't that's what the kitchen table is there for okay when you're watching tv yeah yeah you eat at the kitchen table looking through your living room no no but there's tv food and then there's couch food oh we grew up differently brother all food and then there's all food is tv food okay no all popcorn no you agree all food is tv popcorn pretzel like pretzel chips i'll eat a full meal in front of the tv yeah that's how we grew up yeah what about you andreas of course okay a full meal we didn't do that you're not talking to each other i refuse to do it so you said the table alone i have an expensive rug i don't falling asleep with salsa verde all over it well the good news news is when you sell your ferrari you can get me wrong all right wait you you when you're eating alone at the home you sit at the kitchen table by yourself yeah paint that someone paint that yeah someone at home please paint that it's yeah it's normal you guys and you guys it's somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time yeah and it's just above carlos it's a little tiny swinging light yeah you know and above you it's a beautiful chandelier yeah yeah yeah and you salsa body dude yeah dude this morning i did something that i'd never done before so last night we saw the movie obsession my girlfriend and i and she is a witch correct okay and the movie is very witchy okay what she gave you a wish yeah yeah so a what wish don't don't don't ruin the movie she gave you a wish day yeah yeah so we went to bob's big boy mistake number one right next to us because you wanted to get diarrhea yeah i wanted to get diarrhea right before i went to bed and we're sitting on the um the lobby and waiting for our table and i heard this buzzing you know it was probably neon light or the flies they have flies they're in the kitchen okay go ahead it's bob just sitting next to me anyway welcome so um do you hear that do you hear it the buzzing she goes i don't hear the buzzing i thought she was gaslighting me your oh your girlfriend said this yeah and then in the so and then late at night right when we're about to go to bed she went she kind of tried to scare me she went ah in the light why because we saw a horror movie so this morning she was out in the kitchen and i and she knows not to ever wake me up right so i built my body on the bed with pillows smart right and then what i did was i pushed the um nightstand closer to my bed so i can fit in the corner of the of the room and i had a hoodie on backwards with that hoodie over my face right right i was crouched down and i stayed down there for 45 minutes waiting waiting for her to come in okay and eventually like everything started getting sore so i asked honey jules's mom i go i'll read you the text hold on so people know that this is real i mean i 100 believe this there's no doubt in my mind this is real okay but really so funny is it or no yes it's i mean that's what an elaborate ruse i hope the payoff is worth it it was real so i go tell sadie to wake me up because i have to pick up my glasses so good all right i'm trying to scare her so if you tell her i'm trying to scare her i'll fire you that's love right don't fuck this up i'm fucking serious you sound like you're serious yeah i was serious because i had been sitting there for 40 in this tight space for 45 minutes all right so she comes in she comes in and she wakes tries to wake me up and she thinks it's me yeah because i formed it like a body you know what i mean and i go right she screamed and what is it about that that feels good making making someone scared yeah oh it's the best thing do you do that to your wife all the time yeah yeah it's so fun sometimes i scare i over scare yeah yeah i think i over scared her like one time she was she was doing laundry back and forth and i jumped out and i pushed her down the stairs yeah i really got her yeah i got her good i used a coat hanger you know actually you know what the old school like dad dad thing that i my dad did to us that i always do is when she's walking in front of the car i always hit it oh yeah like yeah yeah it's just it's yeah that's fun you have to do a little one yeah you have to do it yeah you have to scare i mean i've done laying down like she's in the bathroom and i'm laying down oh that's fine right so she opens the door and my head's just down here right i'm also gonna get a mannequin of myself how do you do that adam ray yeah he has all those people all the fucking prosthetic people he can get i'm gonna have me standing but in the dark he'll want the mannequin as a character though you're gonna have to lend it to him at some point oh yeah for sure because it's expensive you could we'll go 50 50 on it okay yeah yeah and i want to be standing in the dark she goes bobby i see you right but in the dark so you'll just see a silhouette and from behind i scare her that's so good it's a good one now when do you stab oh you stab when she go when she starts to like we should get married yeah are you want to bring in one of your kids sure bob gets to pick yeah you want to pick i'll pick shopify you know we have an online business here i had uh bad friends and i'm telling you right now we're going to be 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kevin spacey epstein weinstein what do they have in common they're all scumbags yeah incorrect these are all classic new york guys oh my god is this the game where we have to figure out what's going on what the f your mother is saying how old is my wife i'm gonna put as many marshmallows as i can in bobby lee's mouth if you were in prison dude easy access i am thoroughly aroused is this your son oh my god how did i get here i'm so thrilled that i'm only a lesbian oh wow yeah stop hitting on my mom okay our next game time to get handsy buzz in before he does because it's a game show was that a do you consider that a good episode or what's the barometer who do we have here i'm gonna guess chronic migraine 15 or more headache days a month each lasting four hours or more can make me feel like a spectator in my own life botox on a botulinum toxin a prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine it's not for those with 14 or fewer headache days a month it's for those with 14 or fewer 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syndrome and medications including botulinum toxins as these may increase the risk of serious side effects why wait ask your doctor visit botox chronic migraine.com or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more their names chimbo no alora alora means well in italian yeah yeah chimbo and uh paloco paloco chimbo baloco paloco how close are we what's your name i'm jack hmm not close not close yeah yeah yeah what about you catherine hi catherine that's a bad miss so jack um are you nimble are you quick a little yeah when's the last time you played basketball because what the fuck is going on here you just play a game with basketball no okay no just jack likes basketball basketball all right do you do play basketball jack uh from time to time there's a court outside my house okay sometimes when you bring people on the show they answer like they're being subpoenaed yeah everything's fine jack what do you do for fun what's jack do for fun um i like watching movies yeah what do you want to you want to be a director yeah that's what you want to do that's that's the goal and catherine what do you want to do uh i'd like to be a screenwriter you want to be a screenwriter yes you like sitting at the computer all day yeah basically what do you write do you write fantasy um i write horror stuff mainly ah does that sound like an obsession no i really want to though yeah i'm gonna go on friday maybe yeah you're in l.a okay good can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie like an elevator pitch give me your elevator pitch yeah and we'll add on okay yeah yeah we do and we're writers as well and we will want credit for it yeah okay i just wrote one um this past year we just wrote we're gonna write it together go ahead yeah yeah it's ours uh it's a western um it's set in 1899 and it's 1904. 1904 if you don't mind if you don't mind i gotta prefer it yeah yeah sure as a producer credit i gotta i gotta add my it's just because we're better it's better if it's in the 20th century thank you can we make a 1904 yeah sure thank you thank you um and the main character thomas and bell is on let me stop you right there dimitri yeah dimitri and dimitri and uh and barbadook okay no no barbadook is it's a horror movie already a barbadook is yeah yeah so dimitri and toe her name is what that's the full name is what she was saying not two people yeah thomas and bell first name last name thomas and bell thomas and thomas and bell the gentleman's name is thomason yeah yeah just call him tom thomas so we're not doing dimitri anymore yeah we're not doing it okay you know what call him big t okay yeah okay yeah this t okay okay 1904 it's t t okay t is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized not a ranch not a ranch okay yeah i'm out the first it's not a ranch it's the first meth laboratory verse meth crystal meth laboratory yeah ever so ever and it's an airplane hangar it's not a ranch okay yeah yeah and also it's terrorized by who werewolf no no no no i like that at all a country yeah yeah i know i know lithuanian lithuanian is that fine yeah all right so so pitch it back to us again here we go yeah yeah okay so big t is working at a uh what year is it what year is it 1904 okay all right okay it's 1904 and big t is working at an airplane hangar yeah but what do they make so what do they make there what's math it's the first yeah first crystal meth lab okay go ahead yeah and it's being terrorized by did we decide you lithuania right okay yeah yeah okay yeah that's the pitch that's the pitch yeah what happens in the story what happens to t i don't know what i don't know yeah we do we do we know what happens to t so one of the lithuanians uh yeah t falls in love with one of the lithuanians that's terrorizing and they actually kind of double you know they double uh what is that double agent they double agent the lithuanian over overlords you know we're like organizing yeah but the problem is he's addicted to meth yeah he's he is fully addicted remarkably yeah yeah and she's trying to help him get sober too okay which he gives it heart she's in the program yeah yeah yeah what's her name the program didn't start until 1935 then this place this place in 1935 1940 then define 1945 1940 all right and then what's the girl's name the lithuanian girl what what's the lithuanian girl's name p keep it simple p and t and p yeah okay good yeah yeah i love this pitch i love this pitch so what's the horror element of it though well it was werewolves until we changed it to lithuanian lithuanians that's racist you can't call oh you can yeah okay yeah i don't think we care oh i think they're one of those that no one cares lithuanian werewolves yeah okay well we were gonna fund this project yeah do you have a pitch jack i don't think i can top that no but you have a pitch of your own movie you have to try we can help you well i okay okay okay and and chime in chime in oh of course we're producers and the runners of the show gives us permission on our show to chime in yeah yeah it's insane that's terrible yeah sorry about the basketball i love yeah you you attacked him and now yeah now you're being an asshole no no no yeah not an asshole fuck you jack he's defending himself jack defend yourself there's this um we follow this artist who's like he makes like sculptures and stuff and he's like michelangelo yes manatella yeah is it michelangelo no can we call him michelangelo but if you want it to be michelangelo no we don't want it to be michelangelo he's like michelangelo the eighth okay yeah yeah yeah so it's there there's a hereditary line here and what does he do jack um well he he makes sculptures but he's been struggling because he like made like a sculpture in college and it was like his magnum opus and he hasn't hit that peak since let's think about the sculpture he made well the sculpture comes to life well but what's the sculpture that he made that people don't they don't like it it's hitler he sculpts hitler and he comes back what year is this modern day oh it's modern day yeah yeah i say marco rubio rubio yeah yeah i say marco rubio he made a marco rubio statue okay okay and it came to life michelangelo the eighth yeah and then what happened he came marco rubio came to life marco rubio came to life yeah yeah so then those two marco rubios that's crazy that is insane dude well i i'll say both these projects fall in love we'll fund no they fall in love they fall in love marco and marco fall in love marco marco yeah yeah i love this i think that one's good i'm not done with it i'm not done with the pitch i'm done they have a a havana in cuba yeah little havana yeah yeah yeah right yeah and there's like it's like heated rivalry i knew i knew it was gonna get gay gotta go gay you guys are very good pitch everyone's gonna pitch everyone think of a show idea thank you for coming he's gonna he's gonna get you to pitch something something else out there we're pitching to that okay he's gonna swap out thank you guys so fun you guys have fun yeah insane right doesn't make any sense the name of this show makes no sense switch out thank you guys all of these young people coming in here look like they were made at quinnipiac yeah like the school made them no they look like they're from hogwarts yes yeah yeah quinnipiac yeah what's your name my name is riley riley what's your name sir i'm jacob you're jacob do you guys are you two friends no no why why i don't riley why don't you like jacob where do i start start from the beginning that's the best part jacob have you been here jacob i've i've met you five days ago and you already pissed me off um okay how did he piss you off he's just he doesn't know when to stop talking yeah yeah i don't know what i did why do you talk thank you yeah why you keep talking dog communication it's what i went to school for yeah i went to school you're still in school oh but yeah this sounds like a crush this is like yeah there's a love here there's something underneath yeah there's a deep love here no because this whole yeah no no no of course not oh no yeah something's i'm in love with riley well no yeah yeah if it is it's one-sided what do you whoa okay they like each other it's so fun i like girls oh oh the twist jacob are you willing to get surgery the twist you're you like ladies yes okay no no there's never been a problem why would that be a problem well it's a problem for jacob for sure it's not a problem with me i don't care whoa whoa you can do better than riley i hope so i hope so okay jake jacob jacob okay so now that we've established you guys don't like each other for literally no reason at all yep yeah um what do you do jacob you're a writer i'm still deciding my place in the film history you're a writer director producer okay something the creative end i don't like editing okay no okay good it's a nightmare only weirdos like editing yeah right fans fancy b he loves it yeah and let me guess yeah no please guys you want to be in front of the camera how could you tell like a little bit yeah because well your energy yeah yeah any of you guys have a venmo yes yes all right i'm gonna venmo's one of you guys and you're gonna take the whole group to dinner tonight i i usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways but thank you that's awesome thank you oh i'm sorry please don't leave i feel bad oh no my father is rolling right now i want to say that again did your father not know you were a lesbian no oh he knows now oh wow oh what he doesn't know i'm sorry yeah we can cut that out if you want oh no i don't care it's fine well this is how you're coming out i'm bad friends he never watches this he doesn't watch youtube period well he's going to now because all of his friends at work are going to be like i saw your daughter on my favorite show yeah and she's gay yeah yeah i don't think it would be much of a surprise for your dad new i don't know did you tell your mom yes and your mom's reaction was what um i told her when we were in the car so that if something bad happened it would at least take both of us out oh good plan you think your father would be angry no i think he'd just be a little bit disappointed because i'm the youngest at four so if anything he'd look at me and be like good riddance no more grandchildren no no no that's crazy that's not crazy and how many other the other siblings are boys and girls uh i have one brother and two older sisters oh well then that's fine it's fine yeah if you're an only child that's a yeah you really yeah you really no no no that's not true i'm kidding jesus christ but you know it's when you i hear i don't know if this is genetically um real but i hear the more kids you have the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay or lesbian or just messed up in the head i'm on your side on this i think the the conflict i i really do yeah yeah i think you're yeah jacob yeah yeah jacob yeah jacob i think i'm on your side it's because i'm jewish isn't it so is jacob so is jacob are you jewish no i'm not jacob jacob jacob jacob jacob jacob jacob you're jewish bro you should have just agreed jacob get it what are you if you're not get a 23 because thank you yeah yeah you're there but don't don't get it in israel because they don't they don't allow it they don't no you'd have to take it 3 000 years ago or something yeah all right you guys have been great you guys are thank you guys you guys are the best this was actually we stopped thought this was a love story and it turned out not a love story no no but but you are going to show each other love from here on out in my studio be nice yes sir be nice we'll be nice buenos noches amigo how could you tell am i right you're right yeah yeah yeah put that mic near your mouth yeah get closer to your mouth what's your name uh my name is jack as well jack as well yep jack as well jack as well jack as well jack asswipe jack what do you do jack just say this for me jack as well interesting please interesting and i'll say per se per se yeah no go per se per se yeah yeah yeah very good do you watch love on the spectrum tiny bit yeah yeah i i got into like two episodes my friend was making me watch the finale of like the fourth season yeah i was like that that's not your brother you don't know that man uh twice removed cousin i gotta tell you how do you teach these people yeah yeah jack can you pitch me a movie uh sure okay you offended right now no sir okay good let's move on all right uh i was actually thinking about making this a lot he's got kind eyes he's a kind guy i don't know he's got kind eyes yeah kind face give me a pitch jack all right so this college student he's feeling like he's getting followed every night when he's going back to his dorm long day of classes not long dick classes i thought you said long dick as well yeah yeah long day of classes a long day yeah does he have a long dick this college student yeah it's helpful for the film before selling yeah it's a writer's room you could say it we'll see uh we'll see a close-up at the beginning of the movie we'll see like the outline if it's dick yeah does it go down below his knees is what i'm saying more like ankle height we say oh but we say knees knees knees yeah yeah yeah all right so go ahead go ahead okay uh this guy this guy with this really nice cock is long very long skinny though i know why he's being followed i'll tell you that yeah someone's look somebody wants to suck that big beautiful penis yeah super long okay so go ahead he's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him looks around no one's there goes to bed thinks there's someone in the corner but just stares at doesn't doesn't acknowledge it wow i like it so far this is a real pitch i know i can see it yeah yeah go ahead and he gets tired throughout the day uh he decides to party nothing crazy happens at this party but he just feels like he's getting followed every day every night whenever he's walking alone you're not repeating the movie it follows right no it does sound like it sounds like okay keep going that's about i haven't actually seen that movie okay but uh no uh so he goes to a party jack jack jack let's get to it yes yeah yeah no uh end of the week with all this bad mojo around him he sees that uh in class there's this test that he forgot to study for yeah and that's what was following him this entire time like he's been wasting his time study uh partying drinking he's got nothing actually following him he's just been thinking about that test the test yeah it's a test homework homework we got to make it a monster you know no okay no we keep it as is can it be a big no one's gonna watch it but it's a short film i okay i understand that it's very short it's it's so short yeah i mean i like his penis yeah there you go that's that's the hook yeah this film is short but the actor's penis isn't yeah and that's kind of the pitch yeah how about this he's he has a test right yep so you see as a director right you see his face only his face from shoulder up right right and you hear him writing the test right right right and then in frame he puts his hand up like this right in the other frame he puts his hand up like this and it's his penis right like an octopus so good so good his cock he's cock riding i could see that imagine maybe like those footsteps were just like his dick hitting the that's exactly what it is dude right what it was following it he was dragging his penis the whole time his penis was following him yeah and that's a good story i'm so glad i had these producers helping yeah yeah we were able to you know so go ahead your pitch so i'm thinking like a meth addicted grocery delivery driver i'm in yeah i mean i'm already in okay great uh drops but they're werewolves there's no okay any lithuanians at all yeah yeah no lithuanians just poor white floridian grocery delivery driver yeah we with me who's played they don't let them pitch it i mean this is an easy cast i go simon rex you know i love red rocket have you seen red rocket yeah we know simon yeah yeah so i i go him that's you know um has to drop bags off at this old lady's house okay um has to drop bags off at this old lady's house okay um and they can sort of communicate because and they can sort of communicate because and they can sort of communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs she's like passed out in the upstairs she's like passed out in the upstairs but she still has to get down and get the but she still has to get down and get the but she still has to get down and get the groceries and at some point i think groceries and at some point i think groceries and at some point i think she's gonna fall and he has to break in she's gonna fall and he has to break in she's gonna fall and he has to break in to the house to you know how are they to the house to you know how are they to the house to you know how are they communicating through cell phone communicating through cell phone communicating through cell phone no i think uh oh i don't know the no i think uh oh i don't know the no i think uh oh i don't know the window the windows morse code window the windows morse code window the windows morse code what are you doing in this pitch what are you doing in this pitch what are you doing in this pitch we're already making your movie we're already making your movie we're already making your movie this guy's really greedy yeah he's really this guy's really greedy yeah he's really this guy's really greedy yeah he's really greedy he wants both movies yeah he greedy he wants both movies yeah he greedy he wants both movies yeah he wants both movies wants both movies wants both movies you're gonna make it just fine that's the you're gonna make it just fine that's the you're gonna make it just fine that's the movie pitch movie pitch movie pitch no it wasn't over okay i don't know it's no it wasn't over okay i don't know it's no it wasn't over okay i don't know it's a slog um you know he's gonna break in a slog um you know he's gonna break in a slog um you know he's gonna break in when you're pitching something don't call when you're pitching something don't call when you're pitching something don't call it a slog it a slog it a slog i think that's the first bat uh he's i think that's the first bat uh he's i think that's the first bat uh he's gonna break in gonna break in gonna break in eventually maybe he'll steal something eventually maybe he'll steal something eventually maybe he'll steal something it's money it might be meth but i don't it's money it might be meth but i don't it's money it might be meth but i don't want that to be revealed until the end And then he called the police to come get her. And then she's realized that she's been robbed. And it's the beauty. He called the police on himself. And that is what I thought of. Yeah. Two minutes. You got to make him kill the old lady. Yeah. I think. Yeah. He's got the old lady casting. I was trying to think of that, but I couldn't do it. Yeah. We're not making this movie. No, but we're not at the process of casting. Yeah. I don't know. You didn't lead the. I know, but we have to find a long date person for him. All right. That's a fun. So that's the first casting. And we're trying to think through our minds. We're going to spend a long time on that casting. Yeah. That'll be months. Because we're not CGI-ing or AI-ing this. We want the real deal. We're going to method this. What color preference? Yeah. Yeah. Easier. Easier to find. You can pick any color. Well, make it harder for us. Yeah. It would take you. That's the name of the movie. Make it harder. Make him Asian. Make it Asian. We're never going to make this movie. Jack and Jack? Yeah. Jack and Jack. No, no. Oliver. Oliver. Yeah. Why did you say Jack too? Because there was another Jack that was earlier here. Was there? Yeah, there was. That kid's name is Jack. Yeah. That first guy's name is Jack? Yeah. Great pitches, guys. Very good. Thank you so much. Oliver, great pitch. You guys are the best. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having us. Bobby's going to take you guys out to dinner. Or, well, give you money for dinner. So pick a fun place. He'll be there. He might go. I love you, dude. You're the man. We'll come say bye afterwards. I think you two are good. I think this is the two favorite people already. You can't tell? What's your name? Katie. And? Angie. Angie, what did your shirt say? Mine says Stars Holo, Connecticut. Oh, that's correct. From Gilmore Girls. Yeah? Katie and Angie. Katie, Angie. I bet you guys do drugs? Do you guys do drugs? Katie. I told you I was going to like these girls. I knew it. They're the troublemakers, aren't they? Do you have more fun? Are you more party than everyone else in that room? Who else would be party in that room? I force everybody else. I told you I was going to. I'm not going to like them. I fucking knew it. I knew they were party. I could feel their vibe that she was party. How old do you have to be to buy weed in LA? 21. It's all 21. Have you bought any weed? I have not. Give her some money for weed. You're going to get a big chunk of money from Venmo. Great. And some of that money is going to be spent on weed. Perfect, yeah. I bought nicotine here. I think you're in charge of the money. Okay. Yeah, you'll be in charge of the money. I'm the most responsible. I'm going to give you money to eat and get a little weed. Perfect. Angie spends it all on weed. If you spend it all on weed, they starve. Like $1,000 on weed. So what? She doesn't even like those people. I know, but I want them all to go out tonight to eat something nice. Oh, I love them. They're my best friends. No, they're not. You're never going to see these people again. Every night we're like- No, I'm forced to see some of them. Yeah, but when it's over, it's over. Sure, yeah. You'll never speak to these people ever again. I'm going to need like a week or two. Because you're the only one that's going to make it. No, that's crazy. What about Katie? I'm kidding, guys. No, we're not. You're going to get rid of me. No, Katie and I will make it. AI is taking the rest of their jobs. Damn. Whoa. What are you guys going to do in the biz? I'm journalism. And what about you? I'm marketing. Oh, you're both good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to be able to like check back in in five years and see what they're- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll come back, yeah. I want to see, because some of the cases we've talked, some of the cases, like it's a court. Some of the people that times we've had, I wonder if some of those people worked out at stuff. I mean, Richie works for us. I fucking hate that guy. We love Richie. No, I love him so much. And Richie's from you. Yeah, he's Quinnipiac. Wow. He made it. He lasted. He lasted. Do you have any plans to move to the West Coast or no chance? This isn't for you. I've never been here before this, and my parents are like, so you're going to move there and buy us a house, right? And I'm like, you know what? Honestly, yeah, I like the weather here. I hate the cold. Journalism. You're a Connecticut kid. I'm Massachusetts. What about you? New York. New York. New York. You're going to go back to New York. Where in New York? You're Long Island? No. Upstate? Brooklyn. Oh, you're from the city? Yeah. Wow. I'm fucking from Brooklyn. She's from fucking Brooklyn, huh? How you doing? You from Brooklyn? You know Tony Noize? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Tony Noize. How you doing? You like rice? That's all we do is fucking rice around here. Hey, you do pizza, I do rice. All right. Okay. Oh. Hey. I'm eating kimchi over here. Yeah, you're doing it. I'm walking through, you know? You guys are going to, you guys are going to, the business. So what kind of journalism do you do? Um, mostly live, like anything, like I don't like politics or sports. Okay. So you report on like a, okay, I'm setting the scene. The cameras are up. You're on the scene. It's a horrific 10 car pileup. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm giving you the scene. I want to hear you do it. Yeah. 10 car pileup. Um, uh, nine of the 10 cars are, um, school buses filled with elementary school children. No, no, no. And the 10. But the nine, nine cars are that, is that new Ferrari EV? Yeah. They're all the new Ferrari. Ferrari EV. That car was so ugly, by the way. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well. So dumb. All right. But don't put that in the thing because. I won't. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, how about this? How about this? Yeah. Uh, elementary school buses involved. Yeah. A big 18 wheel truck is involved. Yeah. And there's bodies everywhere. Bodies everywhere. Yeah. Okay. And also the, the, the international, like the alarm that, that war is just about to start. Right. That war is happening. So we're in the apocalypse. Yeah. Not only that. We're about. May I add? Yeah. Can I add? Yeah. Right. When you look at a lamppost, there's just intestines. Wrapped around. Wrapped around it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then at one point, I mean, you're about to start and eyeball just goes. right off your face. It's your cheek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so report on this accident. It's a Puerto Rican eyeball if that means anything to you. You're reporting from Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico. I'm in Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, perfect. So just to get the facts right, there's 10 buses? No, it's a 10-car pileup. 10-car pileup. One of them is a. One of them's a school bus. Elementary school kids. And they're all. They might not necessarily be dead. They're all dead. Okay. One kid lived. Confirmed fatalities. Nine dead. All dead except for one child. One child's alive. And you can make up that child. Yeah, you make up the child. Great. And we're. I'm a cameraman, right? You're the cameraman. We're cameraman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the. Yeah, yeah. All right. All over here. Yeah. And go. All right. Good evening, everyone. We are here live in Puerto Rico where there is a 10-car pileup and we are on the scene. Many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be. One of them. You gotta incorporate the eye. Oh, the eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Start over. Start over. Very good. When I do this. When I do this, the eyeball hit your face. Okay, perfect. You just like. I need to be real. Oh, yeah. You gotta be real. And take it again. And action. We are here live on the scene of a 10-car pileup in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a school bus with multiple children. Many fatalities. Only one survived. A young child named Timmy. Timmy has words to say about how he is feeling tonight about all of his friends being lost. Really good. That's really good. The eyeball thing, she didn't react to it. No, she did a good job. She brushed it off. It actually was perfect. Yeah. Okay, that was very good. That was subtle. A professional would keep going. Yeah. I've been trained in everything in the rain I've had to do. Oh, okay. You're gonna be. She is. I can hear it. Because if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it. You can't if you're live. Yeah, yeah. Let's do it. What? I can't do it. There's no way I can do it. Yeah, I didn't memorize the situation. We made it up. Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and this is KTLA, and we were in Puerto Rico, and there's a 10-pile cover-up. It's a cover-up. It's a cover-up. Cover-up. 10-pile cover-up. Oh, I forgot to say there's war. I forgot about that. Oh, by the way, everyone's gonna die soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all dead. I don't get why you're interrupting my fucking podcast. Go ahead. Go ahead. I forgot. All right. Do I. Do I have to do it? Yeah. All right. Hey! I'm throwing the eye. Yeah, and I'm fucking. No, you. What? You throw the. All right, all right. We'll just take it to the eye. All right. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDWXM, and I'm here live in Puerto Rico, and there's been a 10-car pile-up, including a school. a bus with nine fatalities. Did the eye kill you? Yeah, I killed him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got taken out by an eye. Katie, you can't. That's not your. That's not your bag. You're marketing. Yeah. You know how to market. Yeah, but Katie, give it a shot. I know you're marketing, but give it a shot. Okay. And action. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico when there's been a bus crash. Cut. The funniest part is everybody laughs when you say 10-car pile-up with kids. I was, like, looking for 10-car pile-ups. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was really real. And go. One more time. Go. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico, where there's been a 10-car pile-up, and everyone's gone except for Timmy. And Timmy has some words to say about how all his friends are lost. And I also die from the eye. You die from that. You also die from the eye. I'm the only one who lived. Really great. Really great guy. You guys, you have a bright future ahead. All of the Quinnipiac students. We love you guys when you guys come. We think it's always fun when you guys come by. We appreciate you very much. Thank you, guys. All right, go sit in there. This is your doctor. This is your doctor. You performed on Carlos. Miracles, yes. Performed on Carlos. I did. You know how many men have performed on Carlos? A lot. Hundreds. There you go. You look like Salieri from the movie. Mozart? What's that movie? Amadeus. Amadeus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Salieri's here. Me? Yeah, yeah. Salieri. Like an artist. What's your name, sir? David Deutsch. Dr. Deutsch. Yes. David Deutsch. Dr. German. Deutsch. And Dr. Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos' head here. We wanted to bring him in to shout it out and give him some love. My pleasure. So what do you think the chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours? Well, you know. Well is not a good answer. If the first words from a doctor are well, it's tough. No, the thing is you have to be realistic about when you do this procedure. Sure. So, for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish. Okay. I'm going to give you some numbers, all right? All right. So Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs. I'm just. Holy. Holy shit. 70,000? 60,000, 70,000. And we transplanted. What is his head, Normandy? I mean, what is going on? No. Here's the thing. What is going on here? The average human head has 90,000 to 150,000. That's insane, dude. Wow. So you guys are fact-checking me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So say he lost, you know, 60,000, 70,000 hairs. We replaced about 7,000 hairs, 7,000 or 8,000 hairs. So, I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before, but it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic density, meaning you don't want to replace, and you can't, every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result. So what we did was we worked in the front back to about the vertex of his crown to give him, you know, a nice hairline and a good appearance from the front. We'll see how things look in about a year, see what the donor looks like, and then hopefully attack the back. Wow. We also had to build up on the sides here, like the hairline normally plugs into, we call them the parietal humps. It has to plug in there. Carlos' had receded down, so I had to also build that up to plug the hair in. Why does this happen to a human being? Oh, God knows. Is it genetics? It's, yes. So the major cause for hair loss. It's failed genetics, right? Well, I'm not going to say it's failed genetics. It's genetics, it's genetics and hormones. So we call it androgenetic alopecia, which is a fancy word, androgen. Androgens are hormones. Genetics, it's heredity. Yeah. That's the vast majority of hair loss. That's what caused causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's multifactorial, but those are the two. Does drugs have a factor? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The major thing is if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair or you're concerned about maintaining your hair, you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city. All the consultations are free. So you can go on bosley.com. You can set up a consultation and have a discussion. I have so many questions. Good, please. The first question is this, okay? I have several. Can I ask my questions? Did I say you couldn't? At any point, did I say you couldn't? I don't know. All right. So number one, I've always wanted a beard transplant. Yes. Do you do those? Yes, we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do. And where would you take the hairs from? So it's basically the same thing. It's from the back of the head. Could I use my pubic hair? You could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't do it. I want that. I wouldn't do it. Dr. Deutsch isn't doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why wouldn't you do that? No, no. I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and I wouldn't do it. Not his. It's straight. Oh, maybe. It's unbelievably straight. It's like the mane of a horse. It's wild. Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot, right? Well, I mean, he has beautiful pubes, Dr. Deutsch. I'm sure. I'm not going to show you. No, theoretically, it could be done. Yeah. Just not in my wheelhouse. But yeah, I'm sure somebody out there. Oh, but Bosley does not do that. Correct. Bosley. Bosley. Bosley. Correct. All right, so back of the hair. But we do do beards, just not from the pubic region. Yeah, yeah. Back of the head. Okay. It's one of the facts. So this procedure is based on the fact that this area back here is called the safe donor zone. Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right? They still have that ring of hair. Yes. Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is, they maintain that hair. So we know it's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair, and that hair is going to be permanent. Face on your face is wild, though. Does that work? Yeah. But once I do the surgery, I can never go back. You mean take it back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Repossess the hair? Like bring it back there. Well, theoretically you could because, you know, like the way that we took Carlos' donor hair out is something called FUE, follicular unit excision. That's where we take a tiny little drill and we remove them one by one. Theoretically, you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face. I wouldn't do it on the face because it could leave scarring, right? Yeah, scarring. Tiny little dots. Oh, yeah, it'll look weird. I like your face just the way it is. I want a beard like yours, man. Brother, you're never going to, this is just, you either get these or you don't get them. Yes, I do. I go to Bosley. Exactly. Your hair is amazing. That's not his hair. Hold on, I'm wearing a wig. We wore a wig for him. That's so funny. Buddy, that's not good. Now that he's going to take that, we were supposed to both, he had his wig on earlier. For fancy on the right, we were wearing wigs for him. Okay, but that's your hair. Oh, yeah. That's my hair, yeah. No, but I've seen you with, your hair is great underneath. It's fine, yeah, it's fine. But, but, but. Not as good? Not as good as this. And now he's going to take this to the bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot, Dr. Deutsche. Sorry about that, guys. Is he, he told the doctor, told you the wig was better. Sorry about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so funny. No, but you know what? Yeah. I don't think you should do the beard. Yeah. Because your face the way it is. How does it feel to have a beard? It covers up how fucked and weird my face looks. You've seen my face. Yeah, my face looks weird too. Now you got a great face. Okay. I had it because I, when I was in high school, I, could grow one and i was like oh i could grow a beard when i was like 15 so ever since then i was like i'm never gonna not have a beard yeah it's fucking great that's um theoretical doctor theoretically see if i if i wanted hairy feet theoretically could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy you could so we've actually fuzzy feet what like a hobby like - Yeah, hobbit, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You could, we actually did, my partner did a case, a guy was very self-conscious about not having hair on his calves, and we did it. - Look, look, look, look. - Yeah, he doesn't have any. - He doesn't have any. - Yeah. - I have only blotches, like, it's from Chernobyl. - Right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Chernobyl legs. - Yeah, Chernobyl legs. - So theoretically you could do that, but you know. - I don't care about this. - Could you ever make a palm hairy? - Yeah, I mean, it would grow probably on pretty much any skin surface. - I mean, that's crazy that you could do that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hairy palms would be so cool. - Just on your right hand. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, you jerk off too much. - So the joke lives. - I wouldn't want to, but you could probably transplant any. - I'll be honest with you, I would love a super hairy ass. - Yeah. - I have no hair on my ass, and I'd love a very hairy butt. - Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm gonna get a beard transplant. - Don't do it. - 'Cause I'm gonna retire, and I want a large beard and long hair. I wanna look like a, you know what I mean, a mystic kind of creature. - You already look like a mystic creature. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - In a good way. - And we're gonna go mystic together. - You don't need help. - That's fine. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dr. Deutsch, we're gonna go mystic. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Sounds good. - All right, yeah. - So at 60, you're saying that? - In five years. - Okay. - Dude, you're 55 this year. - Yeah. - I fucking forgot. - Yeah. - In five years. I'm not gonna get, I don't wanna get sad. - Why? - Closer to death. - 'Cause I think that means you're gonna die. - I know. - And I don't want you to die, ever. - Anyway, thank you so much, doctor. - Thank you, doctor. - And if you guys wanna ever get a head transplant or a beard transplant, you have to-- - Not a head. Bosley can't give you a new fucking head. - Yeah, they will. - But when you do figure out that technology, I will swap. I wanna be Michael B. Jordan on top. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Go to bosley.com for more information. - Yeah. - And that's it. - All right, give him a round of applause. - All right, thank you. - Thank you, doctor. - Guys, thank you very much. - Thank you for being a bad friend. - So good. ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ - Relax and let Kroger Delivery handle your grocery shopping this week. We start with only the freshest items. Then carefully pack your order in our refrigerated trucks. And our cool trucks keep your food fresh right to your door. Fresh grocery is your way with Kroger Delivery. And right now, you can save $20 on your first delivery order. Kroger, fresh for everyone.