[Music] Well, well, welcome back. To the show, everyone, I'm Betty Nix. And I'm Adi Crooks, and this is the read. Thank you for returning. It is, in fact, into this fall thing as we transition into its time by Mariah Carey. Until then, we shall get into our regularly scheduled festivities. Starting with our black excellence, and this week, black excellence is going to go to an Alabama native by the name of Dr. Valencia Robertson Wells. She's been elected president of the Alabama Optometric Association, and she is the first black woman to ever lead in the 120-year-old organization's history. Oh, of course she is. Of course she is. She's an award winner in the Tomatrist space, she's a public health advocate and a mentor, and as someone who comes from a long line of Niggas, who can't see. I appreciate black optometrists I'm reading on because of them we can, black optometrists make up just 2% of the profession nationwide, shocker, spoiler alert. So, this kind of representation goes along well, and I'm always going to be very passionate for black representation in the healthcare space. Same. Yeah, it's important. I'm a cisgender masculine, presenting individual mostly. I was, I was at a time. Mostly. You have your moments. The way that they do black women and fans? Oh, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. Yeah. Like, I'm having a baby, I have cramps, I can't say just anything, and it's like, well, what the fuck do you want me to do about it, tease, and like, I'm spoken about doctors and people in medicine, emergency services, all that stuff, and how they have it rough. Right. But just on average, the stories of black women throughout history and generations are going to the doctor because you have a baby, and it's like, bitch, that's your fault. Yeah. I saw a video of a black woman in labor, and the white nurse was just kind of like, okay, bitch. There's some mean sometimes. Yes, and I saw another story of a woman who, I think maybe both of them got kicked out of the ER or the hospital, but the other one went and literally gave birth in the car. Word. Like, this is how we've been in childbirth, one of the most vulnerable things you can do with your body. It's just insane that, anyway, we'll go like, oh, yeah, black women so strong, we'll always back away. No. No, no. Because there's doctor. Right. And here's my birthing vagina. And we have higher rates compared to the white girls. We have higher rates of everything wrong, like the fetus and newborns having issues, maternal health, declining, like all of it, all of it. The girls should really look like Tiana in one battle after another. Have you seen Paul Thomas Anderson's one battle after another, which took a while to meet its financial? You know I have it. Funding. You know I have not. One battle. Oh, okay. Right up. Whoa. Leonardo DiCaprio. That's who that is. Oh. It's Gina Hall. I see. Regina Hall. So it's a comedy? No. Oh no. Regina Hall's that girl. I mean, she is, but I was hoping. That's just what God did. Okay. Oh. She's been promoting with Chase Infinity and T. Okay. Now I didn't. I didn't know what they was doing together. I just thought I could get him. Okay. Okay. I think you might like it. I'm going to see it after Wiki because I'm going to see Wiki tonight when the show, the show air starts day. So I'm going to see Wiki, but I will, I will put this on my list. The reviews are great. It's about very quickly. Cynthia, the warrior princess. Touch that white girl one more time and get your ass beat. She's sick of it. I'm crazy. I'm crazy too. Y'all are. Yeah. And the person who did it being like, this is something they just do. They just run up on celebrity. Like this person has a history of doing this and they're like, I'm not some live ass shit. Yeah. Like finally met Ariana Grande tonight. That's why you're getting. You're going to jail. What? Are you? This isn't it. This is not an okay way to like, this is what we mean when we talk about parasocial relationships and y'all being too attached to these celebrities. You don't get to meet nobody. You didn't meet anybody. You almost got your block knocked off you. This is it. Like this is the wrong kind of fame. You can't be that desperate to be close to people that who are famous. Like this is just. Y'all are so weird. Ariana Grande. I felt my heart went out to her in that moment because like yuck and yikes y'all are strange. It was just soaking up oscar buzz and singing and being, you know, her dream role again with his black woman, her extra long nails, who was just like, you know, I pulled the tarot for you this morning and it really spoke to me and she's just having a good time. And here you come. What's your terrible ass? Yeah. Yeah. Donkey Kong, Benanza trying to carry this bitch at the whole. Yeah. She's older like a fucking freak. So you look like you can get your ass beat. Yeah. You know, they just be rubbing pussy's together and having a good time. I think they they just like, they have a tincture tea. There's something they do, man. I don't know what they find out. They talk about shapes. Like everyone really, I think they do shrinks together. They run it out there on the psilocybin, like they're shrooming it out, talking about the shapes of clouds and being like, you remember this? Yeah. Yeah. Last time I went on this trip, I remember, right, I realized it in a former life. Yeah. I was like, I made American princess, they take on each other before it and their lives. I'll see you in our dreams. Meet me in the lilac field. When my chakra touches your chakra on the next plane, you know, meet me at the nexus of creativity and lesbian imagination. And we'll take it from there. Like that. I know. Oh, because because the movie is great, like, it's great. No, I don't keep doing your lesbian spiritual, whatever y'all are doing. I don't care. Keep it up. It is so good. It's the 5 gravity bitch. I vote yes. Thank you. Ah, so yeah, I'm gonna go see this movie that you are loving so much after. Oh, yes, I bring it up because Tiana Taylor, incredibly pregnant woman with a salt rifle. Oh. And I feel like that shit that, like, when I think about pregnant women, especially pregnant black women. Like, yes. That's what y'all need. You like, oh, the test is positive. My order. Yeah. Cause you're going to need it. Just in case. You're going to need to pop so much. You're going to test again. Yep. Yep. Um, well, this is really about you, Dr. Wells, and on what we're contribution bringing it back to this. To be able to see. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations. And all of your efforts and your hard work. I'm sure I'll tell you. I'm. Now. Y'all did that one thing. Let's discuss some pop culture in our segment that we call hot tops. Um, oh, wait, I forgot something to look at. So they're making a little booboo movie. Have you heard about the little booboo film? I have. Is it a heart? Shut the fuck up. Is it going to be a horror movie? Oh, well, that's the only thing that makes sense. Them little demons come into life and killing children in their sleep. That is what makes sense, because they look like that some shit they would do. It needs to be a horror movie, actually, yeah. That lines up. It could be fearsome if it gives like, uh, gremlins. I just can't imagine. The gremlins is a horror film, but whoever makes the booboo's is not going to let them be used for that purpose. Yeah, they will. Why would they? Because it's going to make a whole bunch of money. They don't give a fuck. They know these shit are ugly. Won't it want to impact the sale of the toy? Isn't that what happened with the Chucky doll? But that's what I'm saying. Like, gremlins is it an inaccessible horror movie. In fact, some of us watched it when we shouldn't have. Oh, I'm not. This is absolutely me. I had no business. I think they could like, Coraline, I just rewashed Coraline a couple of weeks ago. That movie is, I think, rated PG and it's got moments that are pretty horrified. So I think he could be a horror film that is like good.
sprues bumps. -Oh, so nobody is murdered or-- -Yeah, not like extreme violence, but just still spooky. -Okay. -Because I'm thinking, I don't know why you would-- -But they're like right around and cause mischief and like knock things over. -Okay. -Yeah, so-- -I'm going to move for five years. -Yes. -Okay. -I was thinking adult-- -I'm going to be bloodied. -Let it be bloody. -Right. -But I don't know. -Well, no, because I don't think anybody is going to get their license product be a thing that comes to life and then kills people. Like that seems like a really bad idea. -Sony Pictures is acquired the screen rights. -Interesting. -That's just about as much as we've got right now. Project remains in an extremely nascent state. -Okay, yeah. -With no talent or producers attached. -They said we literally just have the idea and somebody to produce it. It is-- -Listen. -It is a few. I actually don't even know what it is. But it's trending at the top of everything every day. -Wow. -So, someone was going to buy it. -Yeah. -So, it's ours. And when we figure it out, we'll let you know. -That's really it. So, I probably ain't even going to be no damn horror movie. Back up, it's just been some internet. -Okay. -It's probably whoever put that probably things like you. Like, what else would it do? -It's horrifying. -It's not a horror movie. It's the Labubus take Manhattan or something. -It's not finished. -When I first read-- -Yeah, I agree. When I first read about this, I pictured-- It's called Ugly Dolls. That movie that came out a couple of years ago with Kelly Clarkson. -Never. -I've never seen it. But she has a song that's very beautiful from it called-- I think it's called Broken Beautiful. -Okay. -And I've heard that song a time. But the song, I think, is just about these dolls that are, like, kind of funny-looking and outcasts or some shit. When I thought of-- Clearly, not even knowing if that's the name of the film, never seeing the movie. When I was like, "Oh, Labubu Movie," that's the first thing I thought of, because I'm like, "They're-- -It's going to be about the making use, right? And how society is mean to them because they have nine teeth. And they smile like-- -Nine, 90. -Oh, no, I know because my teeth asked for a Labubu a real one because she spent her money on a fake one, even-- -It's supposed to-- -And her mama said, "I'll guarantee you just $10 Labubu at the checkout." -Oh, yeah. -It quit trip is not real. And so she wanted a real one for Christmas. And I said, "Well, how can I tell?" And Terry was like, "The real one have 90." -So, Amy had to go trips around. -Hold on. -Are you going to check? Ah-ha-ha! If you have a fake Labubu, I will evaporate! -Please, be sure. -Okay, you don't have to-- Please don't put her back in my face. -I'm not going to show you this. -Thank you. -Thank you so much. -Christ. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. -Oh, okay. -A real girl. Of course you got a real one. -Of course I do. -You could tell because I mean, Labubu shout out to them because they didn't jack the price up when they got super popular. So they're still, you know-- -It's nice. -Like, it was $40 or so. The one I got for her, which is too much. -Which is still inside. -Right, but at least it wasn't $200. -Was that like one of the key chain ones? -It's, yeah, one of the little ones that the kids put on their backpacks and shit. -Yeah. -Those are really the girls. -Yeah. -The kids want to show them off. -Real bad. You think that child waited till Christmas, no? -Of course. -She opened it as soon as it got there. -She said, "Happy Holidays." -Thanks. -Anyhow. -Hello, girls. -Thank you so much. -I have two months to flex. -Dally. -Before Christmas. -The real, oh, I'm sorry, girl. Did you get that from the quick trip? -Poor. -Yeah. -Anyway. -I said, "I love it." -I said, "I love it." -That's what we got to fake with. Where is the LaFoufu somewhere? -I think that's better than LaFoufu. -She don't even know where it's at, no more. It's the real one. -The LaFoufu or my soft ranch? -LaFoufu sound like a black LaFoufu. I don't know why, but it does. -Like a Haitian LaFoufu. -Oh, so anyway, I had to learn quickly the difference between the reels and the fakes. So I could, you know, appear in New York center. -Imagine that. -God, these kids. -When you don't even want to look at that. -Right. -That is love. -And then it was in my home. -That's hard. -Yeah, it was in your house. -Yes. -And I had to mail it off. -Right. -The virtual things about along with it. -Right. -Yeah. -God only knows. I had to pray over my belongings after that thing. -Yes. -Came in my home. -Yes. -Because you know they're not, and you know I got Florida water in the house. But I said, "This one I do." But anything for the kiddies, she loves it. -Yeah, that's terrible. -Yeah. I'm eager to see what direction they're going to go with this. I really don't think it's going to be a bunch of little chakis running around and dividing people with ripping their limbs off. -If it is. -And there's no way. -Day. -I'm talking about I am going to be front row. -No, they're going to have to invite you to the premiere. -Permir! -Down. -I'm a dresses one. -Oh, yes. -And you won't be the only one. -A right-in-harla boo-boo. I do think it's going to be like the Smurf's Rihanna Shit. -Yeah. -There's going to be a bunch of them. -Exactly. -Because you don't let your licensed product murder people in film. -You try to keep it as open and wide, reaching as possible. -Of course. -We'll see. Dwayne Johnson, formerly known as The Rock, shall be honored at the 8th American Black Film Festival in February. I made the same face when I read this too. -What? -And then I had to go on a journey with myself because I'm like, "Will he's black?" -Yeah. -And it's not like a secret. -No. -Eclaims. -So where. -He does. -But I'm still like, I don't. -Have he ever made a black film? -This is what I'm saying. -But I don't think he's ever made a film where he's just not like a cool guy that has. -That's really strong. -Right. -I don't think he's really. -Right. But this is the American Black Film Festival, is it not? -Yeah. -So. -I think it's just about him being black. [laughter] -American. [laughter] -Okay. -And that is T, like. -Oh, okay. -No, sorry. -Okay. -Maybe if F is T. -Yeah. -And this feels like. -Okay. -I wouldn't even be surprised if he locked for this or his team. -I was gonna say. -Especially because he. That smashing machine movie. flops into the dirt. And I think that that was his attempt to be like Dave Batista and be like, "I act. I have a dramatic rage." -Oh. -And I am in cinema. And the girls are like, "This is late." -I don't like movie. I don't know. -We don't think so. -So, yeah. A black movie? No. -I'm really. -Nothing I can think of. I don't know if he's had like a funny cameo in one even. -I'm coming up blank, but. -But I'm. -He bled? -Yeah. -So. -I mean. -And that's all you really want to film. -And film. -So, yeah. -I knew that you would get it because I was just like. All the reason I think I'm gonna bring this up is because I have to dive into the fascination of why I be confused. -Yes, he's black and in movies, but he has never made a black movie. And this is the black film festival. But I get it. That's a very big star. So, sure, give him the opportunity to have him come out. Advertisers, sponsors. I'm sure all of that goes up with a name like that attached somehow. -Oh, big time. I don't even think of that. -Yeah. So, it does make sense in that one regard. But when you first said it, I was confusion. I made the exact same face. And then I was like, "Well, he ain't in a one-tall-parry movie. This can't be." -Right. -And until he. -I can tell he has been. -And until he has been. -And until you set foot on that compound, you won't be getting shit else. -You ain't Taraji Hanson bitch. -Oh, God. Okay. -He's trying. He's just like, he's made all of his popcorn money. But now he wants to like. If he wants to be like, respected as an actor. -Oh. -But it's like, girl, why? -You just be Jean-Claude Van Stallone. -Then, okay. -Are you actually a good actor? Maybe I should see this movie. The Smash and Machine or whatever. -You shouldn't. -Oh, okay. You saw it. -Yeah. -Okay. -There's some of it. -Oh. -I decided to spend. -You said I actually could not finish it. -Yeah. -There were other things to do. -Yeah. -Well, maybe you're not that. And that's fine. You know, we can't all be Viola Davis. Somebody has to make the silly action movies and the fantastic fives and all. Whatever the. -Five. -Whatever it is. -It's for it. -Oh. -And or. -No, the comedy. -Oh, this was not created overnight. -Yes. -Oh, fast five. -Fast five. -Yes. So, see, I knew it was something with a five. But you guys don't get it.
Very good point by all the Davis didn't just wake up one day and say I'm tired of being a cashier. I'm going to be the best actress anybody's ever seen like you go to school. You work on your craft like this is it's a real thing. The rock you just have that look you are you are that tall with that body. That is how you got into all these fighting movies and action adventure that like that you fit that look. You made so much money, bro, like if you want to be taken seriously as an actor, maybe invest some of that money into maybe he did though. Shut up. I think it's time to I think it's like it's what I'm saying is like maybe you don't need to be like Russian immediately after black Adam be like, but did you know that you know right? There's an August old age county in my period. Yeah, yeah, I just want to see it. Take your time. Yeah. Go. The Yale drama school or one of these other like you can get in they'll let you in, but you're going to have to work for it. You're going to have to try. Well, God bless everybody. Maybe next time and the films there because that's another thing to your point could bring out seats, butts and seat. And black films will be seen. Yes. And that is great. Right. But you know, that's going to happen alongside it. It will be. It is. Yes. For other films. We probably do want to see. Stephen A Smith says, I call all the shots no pun intended. I do what the fuck I wanted to. And I left NBA countdown because I'm busy. So I bring this up because I want to know if it's true. I had, he said, you know, after his departure from NBA countdown on the Espen, yeah, he said, tell me something after that. They can never. Like, we had a zoom like a couple of weeks ago, and it was like, wow, still this right. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Like financially, I'm not going to keep doing it. Yes. I'm not calling coward. Please be respectful. You think I'm over there with that little bitch? Excuse me. Get your mind right. I had a contract negotiation last year. He says that started in June and end of March going into April's decided that part of the moment and time that I wouldn't be doing NBA countdown anymore because I didn't want to. I love doing the show. But after the show is over, I got a whole bunch of other stuff that I got to do. And I didn't want to be stuck in studio until midnight. No shade against the Espen. No shade against my wonderful colleagues. Shade. Well, NBA countdown's pretty bad. Sorry. I like Malika, Andrews, Kendrick Parkins. I mean, you know, I always love him as a thunder fan and he does show a lot of love to the thunder. But I'm not really a big fan of his analysis. Shams is just there to break the news as his job when he's there. I like Wendy, you know, that sort of thing. But NBA countdown, Stephen A Smith is like the worst part of ESPN to me. So him not being on countdown is probably going to make it more tolerable. But also I don't, I love when the, what are they even calling inside the, oh, inside the NBA, they're calling it inside the NBA on ESPN 2. I would much rather watch Shaq and Kenny and Charles and that little adorable white man on inside the NBA over NBA countdown any day. No shade. So whether you quit or you were asked to leave, I don't care. You're not there anymore. And that's all I need to see. Cause let me tell you something. I told you sports is running all day long in my house. I get up. I cut on get up. I sit there and listen to greenie for a few hours. And then when Stephen A Smith gets a hoot and then hollering, I cut right on over to Fox Sports one and I, and I listen to Colin Calhurt. And then when Colin Calhurt go off, I switched right back over to ESPN. There's normally NFL live or something else like at that point. I do not, I cannot handle that man screeching at the camera for whatever it is right. So yeah, if you need barbershop, but like on a days where it's like, uh, here, it's like, uh, it's I can't, I can't do, I can't do him or Pat McAfee, neither one of them. So I just sit there. I said, Colin Calhurt is you with me, but the next three hours while I'm over here getting shit done in the background, cause I cannot handle them too. So goodbye, goodbye, this, this will actually make it a lot easier for me to watch NBA countdown. So this is great news. Well, Stephen says in case you haven't noticed, I got other things on my plate. I'm a busy man. And you can say that's true. That's true. You are. Just so we're clear. I mean, he is everywhere. All over you. Just they, they love you so much. I cannot figure it out. So we're clear. This story is a non story. This is not some epiphany that everybody's getting attached to that, oh my god, this just happened. He's being yanked off the show. It didn't happen like that. I'm available when needed and when I'm not needed, I got other stuff to do on my own. Yeah. NBA countdown is not his show. Malika is the one who hosts it. It would, if he got yanked off a first take, that would be something else cause that's your show. But this is the ESPM recycle y'all all day. Put y'all on these different shows all for the day and see that what I didn't get you because you're not finna be on all day different programs all day long, over down, over our down to the ESPN that they simply cannot pay you enough to do it. So well, that's how it goes. Someone else was very hard working in, knowledgeable in news, had a recent engagement with the United Nations and that is none other than rapper Nicki Minaj, where she delivered, she delivered an intro speech for some panel or some talk keynote that they had about a religious persecution of Christians in Nigeria, which is something that she was, you know, flash-freeze tweeting about the other day and, you know, kissing up to Trump behind it. So when I heard that this was going to be a thing, I was like, heavenly father, call on it. If ever there were a time, if for you to just take the wheel, just across the board, because I'm like, the thing about it is not just the job of it all, but the fact that I have struggled to understand a lot of what this person has been saying in general lately. Oh, yeah. It has been very erratic and just insert. So I was a little worried. After watching this like five minute speech where she had misused, very nervous or whatever at first, you know, I walked away with it, walked away from it with like two key highlights, maybe three. One, it thankfully wasn't as sort, unintelligible or just all over the place without feared it might be, it's pretty concise, pretty clear. I didn't really disagree with a lot of this sentiment as much as like questioning, timing, certain other things, direction, whatever, what have you. But like, ultimately on paper, you didn't really say a lot that I would argue with outside of, you know, Trump setting some sort of standard for whatever she said at the beginning where she was like, thank you to Trump for having the conversation and like setting some sort of standard for politics, global, globally or so, whatever she said there was like, nope, but I get it comes with the territory. He says, come out, do the thing, get a bag, you have to lick the boot. So that I was like, all right, girl, you can miss me with it. I don't need an appetizer, I'm just going to eat. And then maybe towards the end, like with one of the last things she said was something to the effect of being passionate or always standing up for people who are persecuted for athletes. And I'm like, well, girl, record shows, that's not true. Right. Right. So again, it's like, what's happening? Exactly. That was it. I had that same question.
and what is happening? And so I try to dig a little deeper, 'cause this does not make sense. - It does. - The idea that Trump just really cares about anybody, much less Nigerian Christians, it's not holding water for me. (laughing) So I said, what does Trump really want with Nigeria? And I decided to look that up. And I read PBS and the BBC and Nigerians, journalists and credible sources like that. And they said, yes, some Christians have been victims of, you know, jihadists, violence, extremist, terrorists, that sort of thing. But that Nigeria is pretty much half Christian, half Muslim, maybe a little more Muslim. And Nigeria's security threats are much more complex than just Christians are being targeted. It boils down to yes, sometimes. In some cases, it is legitimately, we're targeting you because you're Christian, but that is a minority of cases. And for the most part, anybody can get it. It's not like they ask you first, are you Christian or Muslim before they kidnap you and take you away from your family and make them sell all of their earthly possessions to pay the ransom to get you back. And so it boils down to yes, religious extremists, but people not being targeted for religion, resource competition, poverty, land disputes, that sort of thing is what's really behind all this. It's not some targeting of the Christians in Nigeria. Right, 'cause as soon as Trump says it, I'm like, let me go double check. - No, so valid. - So I said, okay, now what does, now that I know what's actually happening and it's not some genocide of Christians in particular in Nigeria, what does Trump want with Nigeria? That I still don't have the answer for, it might be oil, some other resource, maybe it's just killing black people for the fun of it, that sound like something he would enjoy. - Honestly, gun to my head, I wouldn't know which one to pay. - Yeah. - All of it, that man is. - Yes, so there's a, let me quote this Nigerian conflict researcher and human rights lawyer, Boulama Bucardi, told PBS, these attacks are indiscriminate. They attack state institutions. They target Nigerians in their places of worship. They target Nigerians in civilian locations. In essence, it is a war against Nigeria in quote, period. Again, not specifically targeting Christians. This is, they don't like the country or they don't like what's going, they have all these different issues. And so they taken it out on everybody for the most part. So then I said, well, why would Nicki Minaj chime in on behalf of Donald Trump and go speak to the United Nations about this problem that he's mischaracterizing and trying to make it seem like something is not. And I said, well, Donald Trump's a rapist. Nicki Minaj is married to a rapist. Her brother's a rapist. There's a very good chance that she's looking for a pardon for one or both of them niggas from this man. That makes a lot more sense that Nicki Minaj caring so much about the persecution of people for their beliefs across the world because people are being persecuted right here in the United States. - That's where I'm like sweet. - By the same man who you're thinking for his attention and level of care for these people in Nigeria, you could be speaking it out while you calling out the barbs twice in this speech, which I found to be incredibly embarrassing. I could not believe. - The second time it was really embarrassing. - Yes, because the first time she said it was like, you know, Nigeria has like a lot of beautiful barbs I can't wait to meet. And it was just like, all right. - Yeah, she said it again. - I know you're listening. I love you so much. You're the light of my life. - Oh no. - Yes, that's ridiculous. - 'Cause she knew the barbs was gonna be pissed. And so she said, I wanna make it clear again. This isn't about taking sides. It's about standing up in the face of injustice. No, the fuck is not. - I'm glad that like a good percentage of barbs were like, okay, babes, that's what I like. - At least a sizeable enough, 'cause she was plucked enough to march down to the U-N. - Right. - At least her time. - 85% of the barbs are gay anyway. And they've put up with a lot. They've put up with a lot from this bitch over the years. But aligning yourself with Trump is crazy. She's really out of her fucking life. - The party he gives me something to munch on. - 'Cause I was sitting here like, I'm never gonna get it and that's fine. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I just completely assigned myself. - No, I need to, I need to understand. - Don't get it. - I need to, I need to get it. Yeah, I need to understand. So now I have, I had to go listen to actual journalists about what's really happening in Nigeria. I said, that makes a lot more sense. And then why would Nikki do this? Well, I mean, there's also the fact that she isn't a citizen of the United States, although she's married to one. But I don't think, you know, wealthy people are really worried about being kicked out of America. I don't think she's doing this with Trump so that Trump will let her stay. Rich people can always stay. The problem, the, what I think Nikki is looking for here is a pardon for that husband and/or that brother. - That is the, that makes the most sense out of anything that I think are. - Yeah. - Or maybe herself, maybe she's in the Epstein files. And so she's like, I don't know, I don't know. - Fuck what's she be? - Well, how does, Nikki's 42. If Chris Tucker is in there, she could be in there. This is all I'm saying. I just don't know. But you love rapists a lot, girl. Like maybe you love them so much because you are one. I don't know. That's just me, the spitball. And I have no idea what you do. But it makes me extremely uncomfortable that of all the bullshit Nikki Manage has done, you are now stooping solo. You are sinking into the absolute depths of hell by taking up the mantle for Donald Trump, girl. Like you, it's been so many things. She can't come back from. For me, this is just another one that you could toss onto the pile, but a lot of the barbs are pissed and rightfully so. - I, yeah, that, you can't make this better, girl. - Most sensible theory that I heard, 'cause I was, I had to go look into it for myself. - Yes, I had to. I said, no, I'm gonna figure this out. (laughing) I'll get a make a make sense. - These files. - Oh, yes. The emails, we only have the emails at this point. We don't even have the files themselves, but these emails, that repressed homosexual in the White House. You just want to suck some dick, so bad. - Blowing, Bubba. - Blowing, Bubba. - And then Bubba, going from being Bill Clinton, which I had a lot of fun with to maybe being a horse, which I had a lot less fun with, but I don't believe either. - I can't be to know that. - I need to know about that. - Yeah, I said, please, not, not a horse. - I don't even want to, I'm not interested. - Yeah. - Not a horse, but nobody has denied that Trump sucks dick, though. They just said it wasn't Clinton's dick. Bubba is a horse, but that's much worse. - I don't, I can't do this. - He's a repressed homosexual. - I'm very fascinated by where this goes, 'cause the doll was like, oh, the girlies should sign for the release of these files because, baby. - We wanna know. - I'm cleaner than Charmin. There's nothing going on over here, honey. So now that it sounds like we're essentially we're gonna go on your seat. - Mm-hmm, sounds like it. - It's gonna be all that's gonna go. - They're gonna heavily redact it. Talk about, I'm going investigate. I would be excited if I thought there was a chance in hell, we were really gonna get the full unredacted episodes. - I'm excited for that, no, I don't believe that. - Okay. - I'm excited for just like a drama, a show kind of-- - Well, it has been fun. - What's he gonna say? - It has been a lot of fun. - Like what's gonna be the excuse? - Yeah. - Because it's always ridiculous. So it's probably gonna be like, did you know that Oprah was the inspiration for Bagonia? You've never seen it. - Okay. - She's an alien. - Okay. - Oh, spoiler. - That is a zero percentage. I was gonna go watch that. Well, you're good. You are good. - I don't even know what that movie is, I've never seen it. - Yeah, so I don't know what they're doing over here, but I'm very fascinated to see how this all goes. - Why the hell? - And what weapons will allow to use during the purge? The first one? - The first one. - Oh god. - Because if we're permitted bladed weapons, I have like, I think I'm good. - Oh yeah, you're definitely good at it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You're definitely on. - But I'm just like, okay, I can't wait to see what the next excuse is gonna be. It's so ridiculous. - And then they're going to get out. - Marjorie going, I'm so toxic. With the taste of your lips, I'm sorry. - All right, not Marjorie. They are really just food. And people are like, after like Marjorie,
Taylor Green is like somebody we should be embracing like she is defected from Naga and y'all are out of your fucking look How easy it is to trick and swindle you Y'all bitches. I don't know He called the bitch Marjorie Taylor Brown cuz grass turned brown like that or when it rots And you know I bet that took him all day New York times best set like I bet that took him all day. Yeah, and then there go Nicki Minaj being like this is the nigga This is the one I'm a I'm gonna attach myself to talk about I stand up for injustice for anybody Trump is sending ice into cities across this country as an immigrant. You don't care about that Right, she's like I'm a proud New Yorker and I was like ice is in New York right now Ice is in New York right now My whole block got ice can fuck right off signs in the window, but that Bitch you want to talk about people being persecuted, but you're not talking about Trump sending ice into all these cities across the country right now ripping people away from their homes and their families and their jobs You don't but you don't have nothing to say about that as an immigrant Okay, interesting interesting. Hmm. Okay All right, the Cardi B had her baby. It is indeed a boy and I went searching for like the announcement of it as you know the tweets and headlines, so I was like, oh Cardi B reveals she had a sign. Oh right, right, right. I didn't hear you at first. I'm like, who had a baby Cardi? The reveal was pretty much just hurt in a really fun outfit Looking not pregnant Lip syncing to her song hello, and So the quite a number of people are like, oh wait, oh I haven't read the caption. I figured I would do it right here. Oh, sure This is almost a week ago. My life has been my life has always been a combination of different chapters and different seasons My last chapter was the beginning of a new season starting over as never easy good It's been so worth it. I brought new music and a new album to the world A new baby into my world and one more reason to be the best version of me one more reason to love me more than anything else or anyone else So I can continue giving my babies love and life they deserve this next chapter is me versus me It's me against all odds me against everything meant to get in my way. I'll start prepping for tour getting my body right Getting my mind right there's nothing that's gonna stop me from giving that importance of a lifetime I've learned I've healed. I'm loving the woman. I've become that's the next era means to me and I'm stepping into a better than ever Hello, it's me. Yeah Well everybody's life is a combination of different chapters and seasons. That's just life But yeah, um, congratulations. I'm very happy that you successfully gave birth doesn't look like you had any real complications Hennessey put that phahon immediately Said that we all know that's what you be worried about so Yeah, good good for her That's goodness. What is that the waste right now? Yeah, it's I think phahas just the Spanish word for like girdle got it Um, this is what I expected. I thought that it was absolutely um Delightful that the reveal was just kind of like well Now that that's out the way Get them tickets. Yeah, she's here. Okay. Um, I actually really don't have any doubt there. I I believe her show will be Pretty good Um, I know that you Oh Are of the mind that she is a trash performer and sex with the game of life and is just a flop as all right artist in general a little extreme but I Remember live bongos performance. I remember the life forms of like that. I think that this show could be A great show performance and entertainment value Hwives. I think that the main obstacle I see standing in its way is The landslide of personal drama in her life Yeah, that's pretty bad This week that husband offset is Spy rolling. What is wrong with Gone. I could not believe the shit that they've held what? bereaved Nick are you okay? No Really really not No That nigga said I'm ready. Is there a red boy? Next you actually can go ahead and come up off of that money. Thank you so much. It's like if you were never gonna stop cheating on this woman Hey, you weren't right and you have every door open that says I can have all pussy I want I can get married to another light skin girl with a big ass. Yeah, I can have more kids. Sure Why are you on this lady's hot? Cuz he also wants half of that that network half of that fortune You want that 50 50 base lit I don't know I guess the argument is that he you know as as amigos um, no he Gave a certain amount of um, I don't know No, it was cute for the both of y'all but incorrect. Yeah, I mean I I'm never going to argue that a man should get half of a woman's money Beat it beat it just the fight almost sent me to the floor girl Go somewhere absolutely not nigga get a job. How about that? I know it's what really plugs into cuz he put out this Halloween mix tape or whatever and people paid it does to be honest with you I didn't even know about it, but I didn't yeah, I don't care right It feels like he's he's just smart like yeah, yeah and Just had a baby with somebody else and just wants to never see him again And I've seen a lot of people ask the question that if he built her career how come he came build his Well, and I think that's an excellent question like there's dinner. I just like It's like come on It's almost like you didn't build either one and Cardi um a huge part of Cardi's market marketability is her personality. She's so fun She gives a great interview great content like people feel like they can relate to her she's you know her dating amigos with things right. Oh, that's an add-on. Yeah. Oh, she's dating this nigga who's also hot right now too You but instrumental in a fucking right and Cardi didn't even put out albums as like yeah, there was singles and stuff, but she didn't put out whole projects and all that Just her second one and yet she continued to climb And while the amigos did not and yes, we know um Take off take off right we know take off died and of course that changed a lot, but y'all was and they were having issues before yes Yeah, right y'all were already not really getting along not really putting out music together. It was like takeoff and Quavo doing shit without you. So I just The idea that Cardi would need to give this nigga half of anything You can have half of a chica stick and then you can get the fuck out my face and that is it. I don't know if culture decides to share And that's if wave looks up from his iPad long enough to be like sure daddy Otherwise it's a job Yeah, I read some grains said oh god, I would be nauseous. Imagine A nigga playing you your whole marriage you finally leave for real for real for real for real And then he'd like actually you owe me half No, I would lose my mind actually. I never would not walk in the streets where I left you right You see how Cardi new nigga is at work making the patriots look good go get a job Get a job Yeah, pretty pretty gross, but I don't know I didn't expect better from offset like of course When his offset done anything admirable ever That's what I'm just this all I all that to say like I get that she has a tour starting in like eight weeks or so Right, right, but I'm like and I believe That the show is probably gonna be a good one. It's because I think she's a good performer. The album is good But I'm like every single week is some drama new baby rumors You're you know offset driving fucking crazy dissing
you want a new song, Nicki Minaj, I'm just saying, you JT, you just need to give this a third. So it's like you having a new born plus the re-other kids and touring, which is, I don't give a fuck how much you love it or love performing. It is exhausting. - Yes it is, yes it is. You really have to be on. - Dealing with fuck shit at the same time? Could be true, like I wouldn't be surprised if there's at least one show where Cardi's like, I'll make this one up to you guys. (laughing) - No, say. - I hope not, I hope. 'Cause she's got a few months, she's got a few months. So, but I don't have a lot of hope that the performances are gonna be great. And I'm not holding everybody to the Beyonce standard before y'all start being like everybody not Beyonce. I know, none of you are Beyonce. (laughing) - Oh that's not right. - But even to the standard of other rappers, Kendrick Lamar put-- - That's not fair. - Oh, why not? Why not? Why the hell not? - Because like I, the same reason I wouldn't even go, oh yeah, because Beyonce, I wouldn't Kendrick either. Outside of-- - She can do what Kendrick did. And Kendrick's show was great. But yes, you need to write people behind you. Oh, see Kendrick. I mean, and the show was, you can tell that he was on, he was on FaceTime with Beyonce for a lot of this. - Like. - I went to the two briar to that. And he's been dialed in terms of a full artistic package. - And that's all I'm looking for. A full package, not just you and different Q outfits and the background dancers doing most of the work. - Right, so that's what, as Beyonce fans, she kind of raised that standard for us at least when it comes to our performers that's like, so what's the vision? - Like, what was-- Did you do it by your sense of being there? - Like, it's supposed to have some kind of-- - Yeah, no, I don't think that there's asking, that's asking much. - Yeah, okay. - I would think that this would have that. 'Cause the album is this whole, am I the drama of villain, era? - There's so much you can do with that. - The crows are my friends, type T. Like, if this wasn't have that, if this was supposed to have costume changes and card to be medley, I would find that to be a little disappointing. Even if she does a couple QA counts and stuff. - Right, right, I'm looking for a vision here. I am-- - Yeah. - You are one of the top artists in the world. I am looking for a vision, which are, and if it comes out, I see the clips online or whatever, and it's great, I will happily give her her things. I am not a hater. I will happily say, okay, card, and if it looked that good, I'll buy a ticket. But I've never seen that from her, so I'm gonna have to see it first before I invest in that. - She might mess up a little piece of an account. - I don't get that. - But that means when she's in it, she's in it. But I think to your point, the reason I'm like, I feel confident that this could be a good show is because the whole rollout here has had theme. - Yes. - And even when she was doing the whole promo of taking it back to New York City, Street Hustley, style thing, there's been a lot of thought put into stuff that if that wasn't matched in this live show, I would be like, whoa, whoa, happy. - Yeah. - But even if it is there, you being incredibly agitated and having a newborn of the kids and traveling all the time is going to be alive. But she might be like, girl, home, my reader. - The families will be clocked in. I'm sure as they should be is not, I don't have anything. Please don't take that as shade. It's a wonderful thing for people to have the help they need with their kids. But even with, if all, oh, baby, I wish I had a nanny for me, please. - I would absolutely get a nanny for my baby. I wish I could hire a grown woman to come take care of me. Be for real. But even if all four of the kids have their own nanny, own tutor, own whatever. - Oh, fierce. - And they probably do. But even if with all the help in the world, touring is so draining. So yeah, I'm wishing her the best, though I would like to see this succeed, especially if she got to give us a half, 'cause I really doubt they had a prenup. - It's just like a, she should like, get on the Zoom with the team and be like, all right, this segment of the show that we have, scrap that. - We're gonna make it a summer jam style segment. - Yeah. - We put this niggas face up on the screen and I eat the lunch. - Like, she should just love that. - Bully, dish this niggas and anybody else who has something to say up on that stage. But yes, I would put me in it. Put me in it. - Yes, put personal space up on the stage and be like, put me in it. - How you know what? - I'm not sure. I feel like you heard her feeling. I don't even feel like she was managing you. I feel like, I feel, not really. 'Cause she didn't like, consider the way that she's responded to criticism from others and the way that she responded to you. She was very much like A, B, C, as well as D. Have a good night. Niggas was like, Tomah Bear corner, I'm so sorry that you're dumb ass fucking stupid crack head Nanny. And you're cut rapist of a father. Yeah, that's true. She did. She did well. Niggas said, I didn't make it. Never mind. Well, I do not want to rehash Cardi gate. - No. - But just talk to him up. - No, but I mean, it came up recently 'cause the interview I did with Lauren LaRosa came out this week on Crystal's catch. And so of course we talked about it then. And she brought up the same, you know, Cardi really, her response was just like, damn, the whole, you know, dying on the table thing kind of crazy. I'm like, well, maybe you should stop saying it about yourself. And then other people wouldn't have anything to quote you on. But yeah, I am, I'm glad she had this baby earlier than I thought she would. This is a good three months. I think until the tour starts and hopefully she's ready. And 'cause the carbs are, they have been waiting a long fucking time for this. The carbs have been waiting like a decade for this fucking tour. So it ain't, it ain't, you need to be worried about. It is not me, you need to be worried about. - This is her first big one. - Yes. 'Cause she's been, - Oh, holy shit, yes. So like, you don't even need to be worried about Crystal, do I? - Yeah, you need to be worried about what the carbs think. 'Cause they have, they don't even fucking talk to you. - No, she can't be herself in tune. - Right. Right, 'cause they don't want to be waiting all this time. So I think she's gonna look like, have a good time and look back on it and be like, wow, that was fire. Hopefully. - Hopefully so. - But, you're also gonna learn some lessons in that as well. That shit is no joke. - Yeah. - It's no joke. But good luck, Tory Lanez was called a found, or held in contempt during his latest deposition. It's like the second, third time that shit had happened. This time he's been fine, $20,000. Because he basically refused to cooperate reportedly during this deposition, deposition for Megan Mistalion's defamation lawsuit against Milagro Grans. He was asked questions such as how he first came to know the defendant, whether he communicated with her and whether he sent her Instagram direct messages or text messages. He was reportedly said that he got jail for 10 years right now. You can do whatever you'd like to do. - Oh, I asked you a question. (laughs) - So the judge said, "Well, I would like to have you pay $20,000 United States dollars to the system that we plan games, bitch." And I'd like you to know that when this trial gets underway, we will make sure to let the jury know that you refuse to answer the question. So we'll see how that goes for her. Hey, we'll see how that goes for you. And keep thinking that we won't keep you here. - Bitch, we don't care about you. - So I, okay, I defend that part. - Do you understand that you have to answer these questions? This is part, you, okay, wow. - I mean, you don't. - Real fucking. - I have to, but there will be consequences. - There will be, right, and these, right. And I'm reading here that his lawyer got fined 5K because she couldn't get him to the background. You'll be paying that too. You'll, that must be part of this 20. Is it part of the 20 or not? Regardless, you'll be paying, so then it's 25. 'Cause you'll be paying your lawyer's fees. That is your fault. - "Attorney Morgan shall pay plaintiff's counsel "the amount of 5,000 per her party destruction "and her failure to uphold professional standard." - Yikes. - Yikes. - So attorney crystal market is likely going to be like, okay girl, good. - I already do it, I already did not do it. I know that I in your 20th legal representative, good luck on 21, and here's a lucky number. I'm out. - If we're gonna have to drag you into the courtroom, then let, then that'll be what we have to do. You either gonna answer these questions or it's going to get worse or. - You see how you didn't want to even be here? And you are? - Yeah. - So. - I do love it, I love it. I love these niggas getting that they deserve.
Right, 'cause y'all put Megan through hell. And I am so glad she is standing on her shit, seeing both of you, I don't know if Milagro, I don't know, prison time is even on the table for her, but a part of me hopes it is, probably isn't, but who gonna pay your bills, Milagro? Who's going to handle whatever restitution you're ordered to pay this girl when all this is said and done? You gonna be like Tasha Kay, fleeing to some other country, drinking wine on Instagram live and trying to revive your career. That's gonna be you. - Yeah, just a few. - Maybe they're okay with that. - Okay, good for them, 'cause that's what-- - Let's talk about what Boosey badass is not okay with. Crying. He's on the Breakfast Club last week. The topic of Sean Combs and his recent conviction came up for reasons unknown to me, bitch. But yes, they asked him, if he spoke with Sean, Lucy said, no, I ain't speak to Ditty, but you know, Ditty was my partner, bro. I feel like DDA never did nothing wrong, bro. I just feel like he didn't do nothing wrong. Imagine me giving like a red fraction of a fuss about what you feel in terms of what you feel wrong doing, criminal wrong doing, get that. - You know so much about it. You don't see nothing wrong with it, 'cause you don't see nothing wrong with-- - You got to go back to jail right now. - You don't see, you don't see nothing wrong with, first of all, Boosey, are you aware even of all the shit that Ditty did? I feel like you may not be, but even if you did know every single detail, right, right, and he probably cannot. And he probably cannot. But even if-- - Oh, when they're like, "Just be true." (laughing) - Fucking damn it. - If it's not made by Kellogg or Post or Mars, he has no idea what you're talking about. - Let me talk two words, little Debbie. Get out my face. - He probably would still think it wasn't nothing wrong with all of the heinous shit that Ditty did anyway, because Boosey is not a good person, but be a mad at him for crying? That's where you take, all right. - I'm mad at him right now, though, man. He went on the fucking floor crying at that fucking thing. He went on the fucking floor and went on on the fucking thing crying. There was a dick under there. Chin up, chest out, nigga. - There was a-- - Fuck you mean, you Ditty. They went back there laughing at you. Did you see him on the fucking down there in the fetal position? You know, just hammered it up laughing, trying to make jokes and shit like that. Like he ain't facing 24 possible months is the only thing I'm so for a gun charge. But yeah, let's laugh at the other locked up, like you ain't a dumbass yourself. Furthermore, you mad at him for crying. I'm mad at you for having eyes that look like to Chuck E. Cheesepeets. I don't say nothing about it. Until you say something. You see, sometimes you just shut your ass up and keep going, so that's one. Two, there was a dick under there. Like why does it always come back to dicks for you? Even when there's no reason to be thinking of a penis, you find a way to involve it. - Yeah. - I don't think about dick as much as you. - And, you know, and we can speculate as to why that may be. - But it shouldn't be life. - It always comes back to dick with Lucy. It's like, maybe you should focus on the fact that you have not had one sip of water since 9/11. - Blood shot. - You don't, your, them eyes tell the whole story. Go hydrate somewhere and focus on this case that you have coming up for your, your damn self. And let's some, did he end up with dick? There was a dick under, what do you mean? What does that mean? - Babish, I'd like to bloom. Are you out here talking about somebody crying? - Shut your shuttion, go. (laughing) - I'm glad your blood pressure. - My favorite part was when he said, I'm not going to jail, I don't speak that out my mouth. Your word is a powerful source. - You don't have to. - You, I love when people be like, well, don't speak that into existence. It'll, it'll still happen. (laughing) - You'll have to. Whether you speak it or not, the evidence is still there. Like you, you don't have to be like, oh, I'm excited about going to jail, but whether you say it or not, if these people have the evidence and they can convict you, that's exactly what they're gonna do. They're gonna send your black ass right back to jail. Speaking it, it's not gonna change that. You can say, I'm not gonna speak about out my mouth. I'm from down south. Your word, your mouth is a powerful source. I agree with that. It's still up to the judge. It's up to God, but it's up to the judge. You know, people say he got to do two years. That's not effective this case. It's up to the judge what the judge want to do. I'm confident, man. And I'm confident that the judge has looked at the possibilities and arrived at a recommended 24 month sentence making sense. - Yeah. - It's just about whether or not they're going to decide that that is something that they move forward. And as someone who simply watches, like criminal minds, SVU, ANE, shit like that. - Right. - You know, I wouldn't start a channel dedicated to make my opinion here, but I wanna just go ahead and guesstimate that if the judge was to be like, if someone say, "Hey, Judge Blake, have you seen this quote from Mending Abusey?" - Please. - The judge might go, "Oh, perhaps this bitch is not taking the game seriously." How about 26 months? Like I don't know what's happening, but I don't think he does either. - Yeah, I agree that your word-- - It's hanging in his bloodstream. - I definitely agree that your words and your mouth are powerful, but they are not magical. And you saying I'm not going to jail is not gonna keep you out? - Yeah. - So I don't know why you saying I'm going to jail would put you in. - It won't be the words that do it. It'll be the things that you did. - I will say that I even believe that the words and mind that mouth can be a magical source and tool. However, not in the sense that you refusing to say I'm going to jail or say the word jail will prevent it from coming. That is just not how magic works from my perspective. I believe you understand it. But I see what you were trying to dance around. - Good luck. - I guess, but I actually think you'll be like, oh man, jail, like surface, but then also kind of happy face 'cause it's dicks in there. - There are lots of dicks. - And you got out talking about dick and you haven't stopped. You have not let us talk about that. - Maybe just undertapes above tables, not next to one. - You're really fascinated by which is where could you have one? It's kind of like, kind of like distinct something. Maybe there's maybe-- - There was a dick under there. - The magic is in there. (laughs) Then are the prize. And why aren't we even still trying to act like that would even bother him? Like we'd like-- - All these negative gay. Everybody is gay or by or what a try. Everybody is blue and sexual. That I think y'all should come to terms with that. All these people, these extremely powerful rich celebrities, they are all doing gay shit. - She's shit. - Bubba's a Bubba. - Trump be on his knees, gobbling dick. - Yeah, it's him. - And he loves getting gagged. He loves it. - I'm sure he does. - Let me just choke on a little bit. - Yeah. - Oh no, Melania, please, he ain't sniffed that muffin' 20 years. But whoever Bubba might be, child Bubba got a phone call the other day. Like, I mean, since everybody know, you might as well. - But it wasn't Bill Clinton. We're just saying. - Right, no, no. I mean, that's what Epstein's brother said. Like, Bubba is not Bill Clinton. Like, okay, well. - Yeah. - Thanks for ruining our fun. We were having a lot of fun on TikTok with them. - We were having us know that. - We were having a lot of fun on TikTok. And I mean a lot. - I'm gonna continue, sir. I don't know if I can respect that dude. - Oh, I'll gladly spread lies about Trump. I'll give you a fuck. I'm stillin' about the fuck out. - I'm gonna just leave the hot tops there. - What else could there possibly be? - That boy David is finally a suspect in the- - Oh, in the case of that little girl, yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, you can't say anything. - The one thing that I gathered from this report today, from my question of like, what has the hold up been? What, why is this going so slow? But it seems like they have their eyes on multiple people. - Oh, okay, well. - And so they're probably just going, being very careful, like going, slowly being meticulous and when the time is right. - Yeah, 'cause get everybody. - That's what we serve. - Same thing like with Epstein. People would have Democrats in Epstein files, get them all, get all of them. And it's not underaged women, it's girls. There's not such thing as un. women. Women are by definition of age. Those are girls. They're girls. They're children. Sometimes you just have like from them, but how insane like they do, they do. They really, really do. Women, this one, by definition, women are adults under age women. There's no such thing. That does not exist. Right. Exactly. You mean girls, you mean kids, you might even mean teens, but you do not mean women. And no one says underage, man. Because that isn't a thing. You see how dumb that sounds? It doesn't exist. So yeah, just like with the Epstein files, I don't care if his Democrats left this. I don't care. I do not care. Get them all out of here, same with whoever's involved in the death of this girl, round them all up, charge out, and bitches, and put them all away. Whatever you need to do. That's it. We'll wrap this up here and come back so we can read some letters. Hello, friends. We are back. It is now time to hear what you've got going on in a segment called Listen to Letters. Yes, it is. Simple questions to ask the
[email protected]. We may read them aloud on the show. We do have an update this week from Kelly. If you remember, Kelly wrote us about her roommate using her sacred. And how she did not fucking appreciate that bullshit. Yeah. And so Kelly said, hi, if you're in crystal, I'm dead at y'all reading my letter. I wrote that in the heat of the moment after work and forgot about it. So imagine my surprise. I wanted to update y'all to tell you that I did talk to her about it and I did not ask her to pay for it. But she did say that when I told her the product she was using were the cause of her hair being dry, she felt like that was me telling her to use my sacred. No. She also reassured me that she only used a little bit. And once she used a little, she realized she should have asked and put it back. Personally, that sounds like bullshit to me because she still didn't tell me she used it when she realized she should have asked. So I don't know. So I'm like, she was just scrambling for an answer. But y'all hit it right on the head that I don't like her and I'm moving out so I should move on. I told her not to use my things without asking and she hasn't used my sacred sense, but she has used my laundry cart and God knows what else. She also plays dumb a lot. For example, I asked her to help me carry something downstairs when I was having a yard sale and she said, why? So clearly, I'm not dealing with someone who uses logic. I think she plays dumb on purpose just to piss me off. Either way, I'm using my energy to focus on my move and I'm going to let karma do her thing. Appreciate your support and advice much love Kelly. Okay. There is. Boa, roommates, it really be one or the other. I thought you telling me that I had dry, matted, destroyed, eviscerated hair was a way to say, use my expensive hair products. Why would it be that? Why wouldn't that? That would have been used by you should use my sacred. Yeah, this in the bathroom when you go to change wash your hair hair with my sacred and see what a difference it makes. Like that would have been right out. Use my. You're moving in just a couple weeks. Yeah. So this is I'm glad I'm glad you did sit her up a bit more requests like and you can probably $200. Thank you so much. Okay. So our first letter this week comes from Jala. And Jala says hi, Chris and Kifuri. I'm pregnant with my first child and my mother-in-law has made it about her from the very beginning of my pregnancy. And right now she's sitting on top of the very last nerve that I have. When we told her we were pregnant, she was so excited but didn't show any excitement for me or my husband just that she was going to be a grandmother again. Then when we went to tell people closest to us like family and friends, she had already beaten us to it. I'm talking about literal aunts and uncles. This is so fucking annoying. The person who officiated our wedding, our Godparents, the aliens in space, literally any and everybody. I was annoyed because this is my first child and she stole the opportunity from my husband and I to share with people after trying to give her some honor and respect of being the first to know. Was it his first child? Yes, yes. No, this is her and her husband's first child, her brother-in-law and sister-in-law already have. Oh, God, I got it. So that's why she's already a grandmother. Okay. We're just like, okay, calm down. She even shared the news with her sorority and someone I'm not close with anymore reached out to me because they found out because they mom is in it. That is wild. The sorority? For what? When I express to my, especially because you got to be at least 50. Why are you, okay, anyway? When I express to my- Like having a little face group, face group with your sorority? Yes, it's mine. It's one thing. But- But telling them about this- When the news isn't public, like, girl, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? Okay. When I express to my mother-in-law that I had asked her not to share the news with anybody, which she did anyway, she essentially hit me with oh well, too bad by Rocco. I don't get this. I don't- I do not understand the sensuality. Then the day we announced, after I explicitly said in American English to her to not post on social media, she made her own post on social media with a ridiculous song attached and announced again that she was going to be a grandmother. I kind of iced her out after that because I was beyond annoyed. We shared our gender reveal after we told everybody that we wanted and posted on social media. And once again, she never congratulated me or my husband. But of course, she said she's happy that she is a boy mom and now a boy grandma. She even said she was glad we weren't- She sounds like an idiot. She even said she was glad we weren't having a girl because quote, "I would have had a hard time with her." She also sounds like she's at least 80. She is the one who really hasn't- Did she always say she's drunk to fish? Come on big mom. What the fuck are you talking about? I can tell she hasn't issue with girls by the way she talks and how she constantly got me fucked up. And at this point, I do not want to tell this woman another thing until I scoop this baby out my cooter. Why would you? I genuinely want her to have a relationship with her grandchild and I don't want to be that daughter-in-law, but I can't help but feel protective of my child and feel that if she can be this way with me, it will only spill over to my baby. Of course. I can see her overstepping, continuously disrespecting me and not listening to boundaries in the future, especially because homegirl lives less than 10 minutes away. If you were in the situation, would you continue to keep her at bay or try to keep the peace? I feel like I'm always bending to accommodate her feelings at the expense of my own and the more pregnant I become, the shorter my fuses. I notice, right? Of course. Thanks and I love you all so much. I never miss an episode. Jaila. Jaila, I'm just going to try to make this rap for fire, but I think you know what direction I'm going. I'm setting the boundary. I'm setting the boundary with no sugar on top. I'm standing 10 swollen toes on the top of it. If you have a single solitary issue, I suggest that you express it elsewhere. I don't understand this sentiment of I'm the pregnant one over here, but you get to say whatever the fuck you want to. You get to do whatever the fuck you want to. You get to have attitude with me. You get to micromanage me. Macromanage me. Manipulate me and freak the system. I feel like a lot of parents, especially women, do this to daughter-in-laws because it's like, I wish you would try to tell me how I'm going to navigate the family here. I'm not going to tell you how to navigate the family that you've had. This one's mine. This is my baby. Exactly that. Going in my body. Correct. If I say that you can't drink milk in this house because I don't like it, guess what? You're dairy free until your mother fucking feet hit that mad again, bitch. I don't give a fuck about what you're talking about. We are going to have an absolute sitcom relationship if that's what it takes for you to respect that this is my child, my family, my household. And I'm calling the shots in here. Okay. He also can call a couple of shots. It's been my, yeah. But the baby. The special for this baby game. Right. I'm number one period. It's growing inside me. Ain't no grandchild without me. You've been pregnant. And so you should understand this. Why are you doing this? Boy, moms. They're weird. They're weird. They're weird. They're weird. They're weird. I mean, I'm talking about not only am I going to be firm. I'm going to be petty. Hmm. About it. You don't already taken my, like an experience from me. My first time getting ready or being able to share with this person, that person, that person. Right. We're having a baby. That would have been enough for me. Sure. You didn't have to put up enough. No matter. Right. But you taking that step further to tell complete stranger, then I got bitches hitting me up because we have moms in the same sorority. Bitches. I don't even like no more. Girl. Oh, girl. And then I say something to you and you're basically telling me, oh, well, oh, well, I got
Oh, I'm glad you feel that yeah, because when I tell you draw for I can match that energy thing. Yeah I'm scared now right back. I'm sitting there. We're not doing. Yeah, so I would be very very firm on it because outside of your Own mental and physical well-being and I would assume the same thing for your kid as you are You know moving further and further along into the pregnancy I'm not allowing you to set no standard of how this family thing is going and if it means that you go right back to that fucking I'm gonna say that sorority swear to God you better not say no sigma. You better not say no Delta. You better not say no alpha-cappa alpha or no You don't like my feelings my messaging and my fences bitch take that shit right back to Facebook messenger And you pour into them and let them pour right back But when you come over here, hold you know what time it is you now like it all you want to yeah But you are going to respect it I'm not gonna walk in your mother fuck a house and to and ask you why the fuck you making a plate for your grown-ass Because that's your business in your house you're not gonna come over here and do a fuck thing right You are already getting too spicy. Yeah, and I let you have that. Yeah Well, I tell you we would have a UP and ask relationship until it gets better quite yeah, and that's all hard and that's I'm not gonna let you play in my face and get used to it Fuck that absolutely not I completely agree. I think this woman deserves a thorough cussing out But since that's not usually the way to have You know a healthy relationship between everybody involved It sucks when we have to be more mature than our literal elders. It's kind of like Damn, I would think you would be the one showing me how to be mature, but you're actually you're the bitch who should be able to live I'm not just know that lady wakes up and clocks in for her shift on Facebook. I know she does I know she does I know she is on a bitch all day Every morning good morning I just know she I feel it. There's we know way that's not the case She got some sparkly little blingy thing what her sorority on it and anyway, anyway I think what you really like realistically need to do here is make sure that you and your husband are on the same page Because he's gonna be the pro sure. This is his mom for sure. He's so so he is going if she's allowed to disrespect you keep overstepping her bounds and things like that it'll be because her son allows her to do it It won't be because you're right. So you need to talk to your husband and make sure y'all are on the same page right fucking now before the baby gets here about What y'all are going to do and how others are going to The you need to just set up the parameters for how people are going to be with your newborn and it sounds like Y'all are on the same page because after she pitched y'all off with the pregnancy announcement Y'all like okay We doing the gender reveal our way and we not telling her first fuck that right because she don't know how to act So let's have a plan now She not finna be in the delivery room. I don't give a fuck if you want to be there. That's too damn bad And yes, my mama can be there in yours can't because I'm the pregnant one and e-night. Oh, well tough Titties should have had If you were nice, maybe I would want you in the room But I hate you and I don't you rest there Yes, and I am doing the most monstrous that biologically happens to the So I need right I need to be in there with my low five music and pretend and I'm giving birth in a lavender field And I do not need you live streaming on Facebook So that your sorrows get the first look at your grandchild bitch suck my ass So whatever it is like if it's hospital stuff is if it's who comes over Um after the baby is born if it's touching kiss in the baby a lot of people Oh my god. I've gotten a lot stricter about that since whenever she last gave birth Well, because I'm sorry you not putting your nasty lips on my unvaccinated fresh ass newborn Remember when he had this shit eating green because he got doctor doctor back then up he could not wait To tell my sheet of mama See yeah position said you're wrong and and that is right you not supposed whatever However, you would feel most comfortable. This is your first child. I don't care if you're overprotective You this is your first child. I'll be doing a lot with my dog you think if I had a human baby I wouldn't be a hundred time stricter I absolutely would and anybody who don't like it can get the especially Especially in this cold and with all the snakes that came out the grass during is like oh, you're nasty Uh-oh, right and it sounds like you're probably gonna give birth in the winter when cold and flu and all other kinds of Journeys and viruses are everywhere. Yeah You can be as strict as you want to be about your newborn and if she don't like it then Your husband needs to be the one to check her Because if you do it, it's not going to be in a nice way where mama still feels good about herself Do it anyway However, crystal is a hundred percent right That it should be like oh, okay, that's how you feel um, get your girl. Yeah, and maybe I say something you already know mama Mama, let's go talk You need to take her out on the lanai and have a conversation with her. It's the one About what's really gonna happen and it's not right. It's not jayla won't this is we won't this we just don't say nothing Just finished sweet to you need to do you need to the shut up mama cuz she not playing and you'll fuck around and I see this child for weeks after it's born If you piss off, I would suggest you don't piss off Cuz she's not playing we not playing not she we are not playing about our child. We exactly You don't because the moment that he starts doing she she she yeah, then it becomes a bargaining thing because she the problem that you my son did or not She has to hear from his perspective. I'm over your shit as well. You don't think I wanted to tell cousin such and such I was having a baby. Are you okay and a lot of grown men have trouble confronting their mama's like that You don't have to say it mean like we do but you because we are mean gaze so You don't have to be like us, but you do have to be able to stand up for yourself advocate for yourself and say I get you You always been my mama. I'm always love you. You're my fucking mama duh and at the same time I'm a grown man with a wife and a child. This is my family and we don't have to do things your way and and we will not You will not be allowed to force your way. It's not oh well too bad. I do whatever I want to do. There are repercussions No, you you really don't you really this is my child mama and if you can't listen to that and hear me clearly then you will feel That you will feel it making proverbs True Ah good luck Jayla, but it sounds like yeah, just you you and your husband need to make sure y'all on the same page about things and then yeah Let him have to live and he's probably gonna have to just spell it out. You will not see this baby We're not playing don't play with us Let me catch you put one Shriveled lip on my child kissing my brand new baby that can't even be vaccinated yet The moment that you pull out of Mentos, you know, new borns get herpes because of that We're not yes Newborns can get herpes because grown people kiss them all over the face and stuff after they were born and they not vaccinated against nothing yet people are strict about it for a reason so and then wouldn't you know I have a mug shot right because now I have to now I'm sure right and now you won't see your child because you'll be dead I'm like you won't see your grandchild because you won't be here Maybe in the spiritual world because you have me fucked up because you have me fucked up Now and God's there um good luck to you and your husband Jayla congrats on the baby Our next letter comes from Danny who says hi kru swank if you're here Thank you both for being one of the highlights of my week and the best podcast in my rotation Oh, thanks, baby. Thank you. Um a long story short. I cut my younger sister off last week after she decided to snitch to my dad about me taking my dog to my apartment I'm I'm guessing the dog lives with the dad and the sister for some right I knew my dad didn't want me to but I missed my baby girl and hadn't seen her in almost six months I told my sister that my dog means a lot to me and my mental health but she still went and told him I'm just gonna park the car right there for a second.
I'm so I'm a little little frazzled my dog if for whatever reason I had to let Laney go live with somebody else and I had not seen her be idea that you would be mad at me for coming to pick up my dog and taking my dog back to my apartment for in the amount of time knows like a mental health right and I hadn't seen Laney in almost six months I don't even like be a six hours apart from her like I don't even like be separated from her at all bitch okay we'll we'll get back to the to the letter this is about Danny not me this isn't the first time my sister's gone and told my business when I specifically told her not to my dad is a controlling narcissist who hates when good things happen to me and the why does he have your dog they're then he provided absolutely zero additional context for it in the past my dad has punished me for doing things like traveling to see my friends because they bring me joy oh my sister has a deeply close and almost uncomfortable relationship with my dad and she will do anything to get his approval she doesn't receive the same scrutiny I do and doesn't see the double standard I know that cutting her off is what's best for me but I miss her she's my best friend and one of the only people who really understands me but I can't continue to be around a person that keeps disrespecting my boundaries my personhood and my community I want to have a conversation with her in the future but given her lack of reception to me expressing my feelings and saying that my feelings don't matter I worry I will lose my sister for good I sent her a text explaining that I need to take a step back and reevaluate our friendship and she never replied my question is how do you deal with a loved one who continues to disrespect you and denies your pain I want to remain firm but I'm but I worry she will never reach out my therapist told me that if a friend treated me the way she does I would cut her off ages ago but I can't but I can't help but miss her and feel guilty thanks so much for all you do and the light you continue to shine in this dark world peace Danny Danny uses he ve pronouns okay Danny um how do you deal with a family member loved one who continues to disrespect you and something else denies your pain denies your pain you don't well you don't you don't continue to do that um I think that there are a way because you say the therapist the therapist said yeah if a friend did this you would have been cut off so maybe we begin to deviate of of this sister this relationship with this sister the history and why you have the sensitivity because I think a lot of people say this when it comes to family and I think it's just like a you be like a natural oh obligation this person because that's my sister or brother or mom or there or whatever even though it isn't obligatory or healthy um but I think that it's given that you all you are in therapy you can maybe open the door to that quest if you will which is to be like listen I want to dig dig into my relationship with my sister my sister and why I feel yes someone who is treating me like you because I think that when you are able to start building in some of those blanks it will make distance easier for you because it doesn't sound like it's super complicated for her so why should you be the one who's suffering and in pain when you just want to see your dog the jurors I'm still don't like I assume that your daddy is depressed or sick and just loves this dog and the dog just it's weird you know it's been mentally supporting the dad and you're like oh one is my baby let me just go have like a weekend with her or whatever but no context given I don't know all right so you went to go get your dog it really doesn't matter yeah your dog that you're right um that helps to brighten your day make you feel better I don't even understand where snitching comes from cuz what are you going to go tell she went to get her dog why it's hard like like you just know he would be mad at me for that so you like what was the reason for real like you wanted him to yell at me or be pissed like you just why would you do that as my sister I really don't get it it doesn't make any sense like you intentionally trying to educate him and me and start drama and then also backup and be like oh well I don't care you're toxic you're a mess he's toxic he's a mess I can love y'all down and navigate through that and choose the best and healthiest decision which is me yeah like you not doing it he not doing it I want to go hang out with a homie how dare you I went to pick up my dog that's mine that I haven't seen in half a goddamn year fuck you okay well why don't I go do something good yeah why don't I yeah I I think I agree with all of it I I definitely think this is something to bring up with the therapist like you're right if this was a friend I would have cut them off a long time ago but I miss my sister she is my closest friend to that effect and I feel guilty about not talking to her anymore help you let your therapist help you unpack that guilt cuz why would you feel guilty for cutting off somebody who does things to hurt you why would you feel bad about that yeah that's something deep in that childhood somewhere that needs to be dug up and and examined um but yeah somebody who sister or not somebody who disrespect your personhood your boundaries your community all these things that you keep talking about how are you supposed to have a friendship with them right like the base the the foundation of friendship is respect and honesty and treating each other with kindness and like that is the basics of having a healthy relationship with another person when one of us has whatever attachment to somebody else that causes them to choose this person side and and do anything for their approval including throwing me under the bus there if there will just quite naturally come a point where I cannot tolerate that anymore and it sounds like you're there with her so yeah I mean if there's a lot of ways to deal with loved ones who don't act right a lot of ways and distances so effective for this way it really is when you simply don't live near them because you can ignore a lot a lot but oh girls mother-in-law is taking a minute away that's why she was like I can't get away from this woman she knows where I live like and she can pop up whenever she was what a fuck you can't but yeah you're worried that your sister will never reach out I get that because you're worried that that means your sister will never see how much she's hurting you and say hey I'm really sorry you're my sibling I love you I should have never betrayed you with the dog and I know daddy is crazy you know like you're worried that she will never get to that point and that's a real possibility that you're worried that you'll have to mourn the end of your relationship with your sister but yes it sounds like the relationship or the closeness you once felt like you had with your sister either it's gone or it was never really real in the first place like maybe you've always accepted her being dismissive of your identity or your community or disrespecting like maybe you've always tolerated that and now that you're in therapy you're seeing something's wrong with that or maybe your sister genuinely used to be different and now it's she's changed somehow but regardless you're gonna have to mourn the fact that what you thought you had with your sister is no longer in existence right so and it sounds to me like your father has been a tremendous source of trauma probably the reason you're in therapy and a lot of your sister's behavior is very reflective of that on top of supportive of it and it's possible that you were like you's giving up on that but you're trying to cling to this other piece of family that's like you and I were both raised by this motherfucker how do you not see what I see why can't we be on the same page why can't we have you know ex type of relationship you might really be yarning for her to like Chris would kind of say like for her to see you and respect your feelings and just be on your side be supportive of you and she's not only lacking in the support factor
she's like actively acting against it to go out of her way to be like she took her dog. I mean, she just so you know, it's just like Danny took the dog. What are you on? Right. You're being a weird bitch for what reason? When you know how this is, I think a lot of her, right? I think a lot of her currently reminds you of him and it doesn't make sense to you somewhere. And you're grieving that. Um, but yeah. Oh, man, I really hate to hear it. Danny, family stuff is usually the hardest shit to work through. Um, but yeah, wishing you the best of luck with your therapist, as y'all try to figure this out. Um, let us know how it goes. If we read your letter recently, and you have an update, please send that to us. We would love to hear it. Um, but let's wrap up the questions right there. And again, if you have a question for us, you need some advice or whatever else from Kiffy or in crystal, send that on over to askthereetagmail.com. We're going to take another quick break and then be right back. Hello, we are back. It is three and it's time for the read. I'll begin because this should be actually very short. I would like to dedicate this read to the rappers, lyricists, poets, word smiths out there. If you cannot come up with a bar or a line that references trans people without a punchline related to genitals, write about something else. Rappers, I don't know, like, I'm so tired of cisgender rappers using trans as a punchline. And the other side of that punchline is reproductive organ. Yeah. Makes sense. Shut the fuck up. Like, I hate it. It's like, it will ruin a song for me in one fell swoop. I hate it. It's just late. It's not even just that it's offensive. It's like, that's the only thing you think of. Of course you would because you ignorant. I'll give it to JT. JT is one of the only rappers or whatever her say a trans or have a trans bar and they didn't have nothing to do with that. And it wasn't like inflammatory. Something like pretty as a transgender or pretty like a transgender. That was it. Yeah. I'm like, yes. Many transgender people are incredibly amazing to look at. Fine. Whatever. But when it's like, we got them dicks or whatever, it's like, girl, get the fuck out of my goddamn ears. I hate that shit. That is how I don't think it's doing it all. We got them dicks. Oh, Lucy. Maybe that's what Lucy was talking about. It was a gun on me. Whatever it is. That's it. I don't like it. Yeah. Please pick something else. Pick or something else. Anything else. Why are you even talking about trans people? For what? You could just not do that. Who said I'm over it. Oh, okay. You said, and I thought she was lying, but you meant it. Okay. I too don't have a whole lot, but I'm a dig in a couple of niggas asses. No, Lucy. I don't think he's doing the band thing. No, he, wait. I don't, you know what I mean? Yeah. The band thing is, he's doing the band thing. Yeah. I think Lucy's about. No. When Janet said, so you doing the ending, she meant so you're the top. But what is the other thing she said? 'Cause at first she was saying, so you bent over for some man. He said, you know, man, being a job. You're doing the ending. Yeah. So, yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I should at least know the mean. Tyler Perry. I won't hold it against me for not knowing. Anyway. Farrell was at the fifth annual Black Ambition demo day, which is kind of like the rock being at the American Black Film Festival. Not sure. And he decided, um, yeah. So I saw a clip of him on stage talking to a microphone saying, I hate politics. I despise them. It's a magic trick. It's not real. I don't believe in either side because if you're on either side, you're supporting division. It's not a popular point of view, but I got to say when I think about it, the wells are drying up. And then he started talking about, you know, talking to a roomful of niggas being like, for whatever it is you do, do you think you're the best? You want the job because you're Black or because you're the best. And these niggas are dutifully like because on the best. And then he's like, do you want some? Black odds are, that's why I'm the best. Come on. Come on. There was nothing really I was gonna do about that. Do you want somebody to support your startup because you're Black or because you're the best? So I think for me, it's about us having the best ambition. And that's why you should support these businesses. Yes, they happen to be Black and brown, but it should be based on the fact that they're the best, not because of a shade of skin color. So first of all, for real, you two damn old to act like you don't understand that Black and brown people are pressed in this country. Do you think we would need a fifth annual Black ambition demo day if Black and brown people weren't already ignored and shut out and denied the same opportunities, especially for financial assistance and backing that white founders and CEOs and creators, et cetera, do like we have our own shit because they keep playing us. That's why we have our own shit. Pass them for Ion and been given no credit for being the best. And you know that. Right. And you really should know that as a nigger, you really should understand racism, misogyny, white supremacy. Like these concepts, you should really be able to understand. So first of all, there's that. Why would you tell a bunch of Black people? Well, do you want it because of the content of your character or your skin color? Right. Bitch, you act like anybody is giving us things simply because we're Black. Like what kind of well? Because I deserve it. There's not how it can really be the first and last of us to even get in the door. We got to be incredible. So the idea of whether we're good or the best is not even worth debating. It takes a lot to even get here as a person who belongs to a marginalized group. This is when people are rich for too long. They really I was thinking they lose touch with reality. It's like, girl, what the fuck are you talking about? And it's absolutely delicious to be like, I hate politics. Let me go on a rant about politics. Right. So and speaking of and speaking of that very thing, Farrell, who said, I don't like to pick sides. I don't like to be a part of it because once you pick side of side, you're you're endorsing division. Well, yes, there are two sides because we don't agree. There's nothing wrong with being divided, especially when one side believes that grown men should be able to have sex with children and should be able to commit genocides and fascism and my side does not. I really just sent myself over a ridiculous vision of like a high school age, Farrell, busting in unannounced to the debate club, like stop. This is not the morning division and not the contact. What? Right. No, we just have different points of being. And for you to not be a fan of politics, you're going to have to explain why in 2018, you raised $60 million for the friends of the Israel Defense Forces fundraiser or six million. Sorry. You're going to have to explain why you performed at the fundraiser for the friends of the IDF just seven short years ago. What the friends of the IDF, the IDF? Do they not get enough money from us? You know what you mean? Celebrity friends. You just got free healthcare. What the fuck else? My name is like tyrants and beasts and bitches all across the world also want to be John Lennon. Like why you also have to be on like Joe Rogan and have a seat by Beyoncé. Anyway, it's just yeah, it's really not making sense for real. It was really no part of these remarks that may sense from the picking aside as divisive duh. I would like to make it very clear that I'm not on the same page as Trump. I am not on that niggas team. We do not align period. And I honestly can't think of one thing we agree on. Not one thing. So yeah, I'm on my opposite side of that big bloated bitch in the White House. I absolutely am.
Which did you see this is not even part of my read, but did you hear him call some reporter, Piggy? - No. - Baby, they were-- - That's amazing. - They were like, why is this, how do you place here? It's kind of strange that an American president would invite the Saudis here. Let's talk about the journalists that they killed and, you know, 9/11. (laughs) And Trump said quiet, Piggy, to this reporter. - I don't know if this is a reference to her body, her size, I didn't actually see the reporter herself, but there must be zero mirrors in the White House. If Trump thinks he can call anybody else, any derivative effect. (laughs) - You look like if aliens took all the farm animals and made it one of them. - Like, yes, like every animal. - Like a boy, that somebody slapped a hulk, like a boar. That somebody gave blood eyebrows to and then brought it to life. - How dare you? - I just said it. - Bitch, you look like if Poonba was to moan. - Did they replace all the mirrors in the White House with like a filter or something where he looks in it and sees a bad bitch? - Yeah, it's like, you really, you, you have no, - Like Charlotte and Wilbur. - You are not. - Was the pig Wilbur? - Yes, the pig was Wilbur. - I'm just sure it was a spider. - The spider? - Yes, you looked like Jolt of them at the same time. Like how dare you, Piggy? - You okay, be calling. Nobody, Piggy, miss you. - Look at him. - Son of a nutcase. - You look like you live off of McDonald's. And I mean, it's actually a dimension. - Yes, I do. - I think he is sliding right on into dementia, gotta be. He went on a whole rant about how great McDonald's is and he loves the filet of fish but they need to put more tartar sauce on it. I'm like, this is the sea. - Ew. - Oh my God. - I said, you would like that tartar sauce, bitchless. - You want them to squirt that right in your mouth, don't you? Yeah. You want to open up real wide. (laughing) - Bitch, you call it bubble. - Have to be right. I'm like, yeah, shoot that load right on him. - Oh, Bubba gum. (laughing) - You're gonna see food thing. (laughing) - Maybe Bubba's a fisherman. - Maybe you have no space to call nobody else. - Anything. (laughing) - Anything. - Nothing. - Nothing. - Not they body, not they hair, not they intelligence. - Intelligence. - Fashion sense. - Nothing. - Nothing. - Piggy, I would have been like, bitch, you're the piggy. - Who the fuck you're talking to? (laughing) - You're the piggy girl. Who in the fuck are you talking to? - Bitch, the Miami hair over, whoever would have been like, well, you know you can't get it. - Right. - Like I understand. - Right. - I don't know who to like. - You did it from both of your feet and said, okay, bitch. Since we're talking about monsters. (laughing) - Oh, you want to talk about this? - You right on this nigga in the white house. (laughing) - The dozens, really with the president? - Yes, she started it. - Fuck, are you kidding? - You, I'm not taking that from no biggie. - I'm not taking Piggy from another fat bitch. I'm simply not. (laughing) - You don't have to be calling no zipping your damn, so who are you talking to? - Without no biggie. - You got me fucked. - A stretch of fat vote. - Sir, have you seen you? - Literally. Do you know your belly stick out? Do you know that? - And that is. - You're fat everywhere. - And that's exactly how Bubba like it. - You hate this? (laughing) - That nigga started fantasizing about tartar sauce. I said, yeah, you like it hot. You like it hot. (laughing) - He sucks. - He sucks. - He do sucks. - And suck it. - He do it all. - Work. - He do it all nasty. - But never spit. - Never, baby, I gargle with it. (laughing) Bubba like it like that. - I don't chop being a bra compete. (laughing) - I just couldn't believe it. I'm so mad. - He's a fatty pig. - I almost forgot about that. I'm so glad I was reminded. Oh, this bitch got all of y'all dead. They must have took every fool. - Maybe they're out the White House. (laughing) - Maybe he was talking to another bottom. - I think he never sees himself and the White House photo shops him or puts out AI shit so much. - That's what he thinks of. - Oh, I can't. (laughing) - If every photo that put no mirrors anywhere around. - Right. - And every photo that he sees has been doctored. So he looks like-- - 'Cause I know the whole room was confused. Like, it ain't no way a fat bitch is called another fat bitch. - Absolutely. - A fat bitch, it ain't no way. - Wait a minute. - He must have said "iggy", sorry, I'm Rachel. - Why? (laughing) - Excuse me, is your nickname piggy? (laughing) Oh, is it piggy? - Did you mean to say "paggy"? - You meant to say "paggy". The Skyler sisters, you did. Well, you was not talking to me. It ain't no way in the world. And Patrick Beverly. - I know the name. - Yeah, you do. As the sports official not on this show. You would-- - Sure do. - So last week or a couple of weeks ago, he was on a podcast with Jason Williams, which I don't listen to nigga's cast. And of course, it's called "Hooping on Holler" and they said something about Megan the Stallion. - Oh, fuck. - And Jason Williams, like, well, so this was the clip that was going around where they were like Clay Thompson is falling off. - It's gonna start there. - Right, and so Jason, White-ass was like, "Well, you know the thing about pussy, it only take one pussy to drag a battleship across the desert. That's how powerful it is. Clay Thompson, I'm not saying that's what it is, but that might be what it is. Basically blaming Clay's slump on Megan's vagina and calling her a pussy. Not derogatory, but just being like, you know, that pussy. - Yeah, no, that's-- - And Pat just kind of laughed and was like, oh yeah, you know, pussy is powerful, whatever. Clay Thompson saw that clip and was like, you nigga speaking on my girl is insane. Don't ever do that bullshit again. Like, just simply don't speak on my woman. - What past 30? - Referring to my girlfriend as a pussy is disgusting, it's disturbing, especially from people who also played in the league. If I talked about your wives that way, you know you would have attitude. And then tagged Pat Beverly and said, do better, fellas, very disappointing. So I was glad that Clay, I didn't even think this was gonna be something that needed to come back out or be addressed after Clay got them together. Child, when I tell you, either that same night or the very next day, Patrik Beverly was arrested for assaulting his own sister. - That's why I heard about this. - That's why you heard about it. Because his mama called him and said, come get your sister together. She's sneaking out the house to go see her little boyfriend. Patrik Beverly, yeah, and I don't know how old his sister is. I don't know, she's a teenager or in her 20s. I don't know, old enough to sneak out the house. You know, she's not eight, but. - Right. - Patrik Beverly, you punched your teen sister. - That's exactly what it sounds like, but whether she's a teen or in her 20s as a assault. - Of course. - So this says he scolded his sister before he grabbed her by the neck with both hands and picked her up off the ground, having her feet come off the floor. His sister claims his grasp on her neck made her feel pain and as if she was losing oxygen and unable to breathe and lasted between 20 and 30 seconds. He then took her out the bedroom by the neck, slammed her body against the walls of an open room area of the house. Later on the sofa stood on top of her and punched her on her left eye with a close fist and said he will be the family relative to kill her. And then followed the boyfriend outside, don't know what he did to the boyfriend outside. But the boyfriend called the cops. The cops said, hmm, yeah, there are markings on your neck and whatever it is in the whites of your eyes to show that you lost oxygen. For however amount of time you have been strangled. And so he was taken into custody, booked for felony assault, and then went on social media and said, "Don't believe everything you see on the internet "with the praying hands emoji." (laughing) - Okay, where'd he? (laughing) - I don't have to believe everything I see on the internet, but I am gonna believe your sister and I believe that you have the propensity to do some shit like this, especially when you sat back and let a white man talk in such a derogatory way about a black woman who you've probably never met and who for sure never did shit to you calling her pussy and being like, oh, well, you know, pussy'll do anything. Boy, blah, blah, pussy, it is and pussy that. When Clay said he's simply out of his prime, I don't know why y'all couldn't accept that as a reality. Like-- - Like it doesn't. - He's an old man. Lucas gone from the maps. Kyrie is injured, might still be injured. Even with that number one, well, old man in the NBA, I think he's like 36. - Oh, yeah. - Right. - Right. - It is old. - Yeah, it's old for the NBA, right. But the, there's so many factors here in the NBA.
to why Clay might not be playing as well as he used to eight fucking years ago, him being old is the number one and most obvious. And you are two old niggas who don't play no more. You would understand aging. Right. Without him even saying that, that was my response to those comments. Yeah, you're like, oh, he's so busy and Megan is telling him, but he asked why he did it. I'm like, Clay times has been playing basketball for an incredibly long time. He hasn't been a virgin this whole time. Right. He's been fucking y'all. If fucking was all it took, nobody would be good. Like be for real. 35 years old is, yeah. You know, you get up off the couch after an episode of a severance, he's like, was that right? You wake up, my knee feeling kind of tight. Well, it must be changing. So like just old the athleticism of being a professional basketball player. Right. But of course, any reason to just shoot on right. Right. Like, let's all take turns stabbing right. Right. So maybe don't worry about why Clay Thompson who's still in the league when you are not is having, you know, less shooting accuracy or whatever than he did a few seasons ago. And worry more about why you to type a nigga to put your hands on your own sister, strangle her, punch her in the face and then tell her you'll be the one to kill her. Worry about that. You have your own goddamn issues here. Clay Thompson, loving Megan the stallion out loud is not one of them. Get a life. It's never going to be right. I'm just never going to respect or validate your opinion on women when bitch, you can't even have a conversation with one. Why should I think about anything? Why literally? You fighting your any woman. Yeah. But your sister that sounds like she is not even a legal adult yet. Yeah. And beating her up for having a boyfriend. Sneaking out the house. Bitch, you shouldn't be outside. Right. You shouldn't be in front of a microphone. You shouldn't, no one should have access to you except the CEO. And when your mama called, you should have said, girl, you are a grown woman. Handle your daughter. Can't sneak out. Why you went over there and beat her asses beyond me. But maybe because you ain't got shit else to do. Maybe that's why you worried about Clay Thompson and his actual job and his actual bad bitch. Correct. Mind yours. Correct. Place old now, nigga. Even LeBron got to put himself in the cryo hyperbaric chamber or whatever and rejuvenate his blood cells. Even LeBron got to infuse himself with newborn blood or whatever to try to stay. Look at that. Niggas fall apart. Toddler's high lashes. I have new baby. Play for the first time of the day against Utah because that nigga said I got sky out of here. Hello. Oh, nigga's not supposed to be playing this game. This is a young nigga game. What happened to Clay Thompson? Shut up. Clay Thompson, four time NBA champion Clay Thompson. Shut the fuck up. Nothing happened. He's 35. Oh, y'all pissed me off. Y'all pissed me off. So stupid. But yeah, I saw that news of him getting arrested. I said, I will talk about this on the show actually because yeah, you don't seem like you're that great of a person, Patrick Beverly. You got other things you can be focused on. Pick one of those instead. All right. That will wrap up this week's episode of the read. Find us on social media at this is the read. Our website is this is the read calm. Thank you so much to the beautiful Lauren Larosa for being on this week's episode of Crystal's couch. We talked about so much. Them dumbasses that she works with over at the breakfast club and you know, being black women and media stuff like that. So go check it out. Crystalscouch.com and wherever you get your favorite shows. Any news or it's setter from you this week. If you're a. Um, this is usually find me. If you're going to find me a picture of the calm slash kid fury for extra me and uh, yeah, happy holidays and things. I think we'll probably do like a cooking stream or something next. Oh, sorry. I don't have any a legit plans. I'm getting back into standing up like uh, I'm on in the kitchen and I'm making. Oh, yes. You need one of them mats. One of them padded mats because. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, you lower back. I could not imagine running back and forth professionally at this age. Girl, you're going to have to get into the fact that I'm going to get there when I get there. That's 21 year old. That ain't suck my duck. I can't do it. I'm elderly. I cannot do it. My knees crack. And that's a latest form of athlete sure got the self-beach. She should be like at least he's getting a bad bit in the midst of all that. Cause life lives. Again, old niggas worried about the wrong shit, but yes, that's it. And, um, you know, be careful of them digs. All right. All right. All right. All right. We will see. We will see y'all next week.
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