BIG DADDY

You designed it was face-based and I put it out with the profile. Shit, dude. They're natural and primal and I hate. You know why you like me? The search engine's good for anything. Because you're fucking crazy, too. Holy shit, I'm geeked right now. A man don't dress like a stud. He is the stud. Oh, Bill's different. I'm trying different. I want a different. I am. So super human skills, damage, defense. I always wonder, why is this my body? Oh, number one on the face, little child. Oh, I don't have to hear her, man. Hello! I am the one. She's a monster, too. No one's going to pound town unless someone behaves. She's like, you're just sitting there, raw-dogging reality. Wow. Dude, you compounding current events. My freakin' image has been exceeded. Ooh, you're so dumb. She needs time off. She's not going to a combat. Let's get real. Women do a thing called monkey branching. Let's get real. They spend very little time for themselves. They don't become nons. Like when they come amos. [MUSIC PLAYING] It's really popular in Vietnam, right? I'm trying to figure out how to talk to you about this. I don't know how to take you in. I don't know what it's called, maybe it doesn't. That makes it easy. It's one day rather than a six hundred three. They're all ready for that. What are you talking about? That's insane. That's fucking insane. That I don't understand, like, what you're like. I'll do you talk about this, and it's like, I'm literally-- You're back to life. Maybe I should have listened to more management stuff or whatever. I also hear a lot of people go in 39-year-old checks can't get pregnant. So it's like, you're like, you're good, dude. So I'm not questioning if some girl's like, I have an IUD. Yes. And then she's sneaky, takes it out or whatever, and then doesn't tell me. And then goes, I'm five months pregnant, and then goes-- Praise the stairs. That was-- And then she's like, I'm just in denial. I haven't told anyone in my work or my family. I'm like, all right. So I only have a couple of months to get used to this. Did you know I was trying to make a documentary? Did you even know that I've been learning how to make film? Get that news. Two weeks ago, whatever. And then just had to fly. And then I drove. And then I drove. And then drove the montant. I drove to Asheville, which was nuts, because I saw what happens when liberals were unchecked. I saw 100 white person drum circle. And then people waving flags. I'm assuming it's some kind of like indigenous thing. But I drove-- so I went to Asheville. Then I went to North Carolina. Chillish. Dude, I got saved my life with the flat tire. I hope you pump them up on Twitter. Dave's tire. I'm going to pump it up on this. Dave's tire. That dude was one of the coolest dudes I've ever met. I mean, you meet people on the road. Dude, it's what it is. And then I went to-- from Nolens. I got hammered in New Orleans. Because beer didn't work for you for a little while. Beer didn't-- beer stopped working real quick. And now I understand why I do this drink. Because I'm just a fucking-- I'm a child. So if I drink beer, as soon as I feel it, I'm like, yeah, I got no worries. This is what I swear to God, dude. And it happens to-- you have to-- that's the thing when we were talking to Greg Reese and stuff about a higher self and stuff. No, I know, I know. Hey, dude, when I'm tripping out on the masculine, you don't understand you weren't there. I was tripping out. And the first time I was like, dude, this is very masculine. And the first thing I did-- because we're wondering when it's going to kick the fuck in. So you can feel weird, but you're like, you don't know-- I don't know the limit of this. I don't know if this is double acids. I don't know what this is. So I'm just sitting there like, damn, I wish my dad could do this. But like, my dad would probably-- he's got like a-- Freak family. A bunch of new veins going into his heart. So he'd probably freak out with the heart belt days and then-- And then I started wondering, like, damn, dude, I never met my real dad. I was like, I bet he's cool. And then Tom was like, dude, he's definitely cool. It's part of you. And he started, yeah, and he's explaining, because I have a disconnect with this kind of stuff. Yeah. So like-- I don't know-- It's unknown lore to a lore master. But like, I don't have siblings that are actually my siblings. So like, everyone's kind of an alien. That's like, it is weird to shit. Like, when you first told me, you're like, I was like, yeah, what's up? What time do you want to meet up? You're like, oh, there's going to be-- It's having a heart attack. I mean, dude, I wish you had like an Apple Watch or something, because you must have been at 180. I was at like 120. I'm telling you, it's like, it felt like the bikini bottom. It felt like the bikini at all. See, explosion. And then it was like the wind from the Trinity test. Where I just got like wiped. I couldn't think about it. I don't-- hey, dude, you sitting there going like, oh man, did you see a fucking Israel? No, I do. Obviously not. You saw me on the road. I saw an ultrasound picture. Yeah, that's even worse than whatever the hell is going on there to just get hit with. And I'm so paranoid. I'm like, this was done to me. Yeah, I mean-- You know, and then Tom's like, look at the bright side of this. Yeah. So Tom's just like, dude, everybody gets here somehow. Yeah, you know what? I got here. I got here. I was not a wanted thing. Yeah, that's-- You know what I mean? So it's like, I don't know, man. I'm just random at this point. But what I'm saying is like, I thought, when I was doing the masculine, I was like, dude, what's it like to be a dad? This is what-- You started tripping. What the fuck? Me and Tom started tripping out to this where I was like, Tom was explaining to me how he can see himself, but he also sees his wife and his son. So it's like, I'm half-- I've only met my mom. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know. I was like, dude, when I get back, I'm gonna start stalking this, dude. So I found out where he lives. And I'm like, slowly stalking this, dude. And be like, damn, I'm gonna try to meet my real dad. But then little did I know, I was already fucking dead to rights. Yeah. I'm already a dad, I didn't even know. Yeah, that is the thing that-- And I didn't even know we were doing this. The guy texted her, I was like, I didn't know we're starting families around here. This was not like-- This is not like fucking-- Son, your bingo card has to say. No, man, we never talked about it. I just thought we were hanging out, watching movies and stuff. That's what they all have ways to fucking get you. That's where like, it's hard to not make it be like, oh, that was done in a fair, it's like-- Yeah, we need lawyers. Yeah, it could have been absolutely happy accident. But like, when you were on the masculine and stuff like that, and you guys were like bullshit, and like, all I could fucking think about, like, even before that, I just kept thinking about prestige. And because me and you were talking, and I was like, dude, I need to like get all my guns at gold before I can even try to fuck with masculine. Yeah, I mean, that's just in your head. But you know, for me, it's like, I do need to prestige, because I can't sit around my house, make it intros for you, and looking up shit to talk about, have to do other shit. So in my mind, I'm like, I want to make like a film, because it's like, I want to do other stuff. Yeah. Not like, I'm not knocking the podcast, but I mean, I love talking to you, but if you're going to give me like, if I want to imagine that I can go places with and do stuff, it's like, I want to do it. But now I'm like, I don't know what's going on now. But in Tom's telling me like, this will be great for you. And like, dude, in a way, I think maybe like, I can have real into like ancestor type shit, because it's like, it's really do feel like people are watching it every day all the time. Yeah. And then I think like, maybe they're on some level, like this was supposed to have, because I never would have done this, because of my mental problems. Like that's, you ever see like gump when he like, sees little forest, and he's like, I hope he's not retarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, dude, I hope this kid isn't fucked up like me, you know what I mean? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like, that's why I'm like, oh, dude, like this, you can't have this, you know what I mean? I'm not supposed to be here. He could, he could, if you were just like, yeah, dude, peace. You're an orphanage and you're getting circumcised. Yeah. If it's a dude, for some reason, I think it's a dude, but that's what I'm supposed to go home to a gender reveal. That's what like, I have to go to an ultrasound. I cannot. I'm a child. Like, like, people who are steeped. People that, you have iron sights right now, dude, and you're not fucking stiff like I live in a fort for people that are listening. It's not a club house. Yeah, it's a club house, not really like a house house. Yeah, that's, that's why I think this, like a house for girls. No, it's a, it's a man cave. It's, there's, it's what you would build if you didn't ever give a fuck. Yeah, if it was just the man's gaze. Yeah, the house like, yeah, just make that foolish and possible. We don't need the bathroom completely done. But yeah, I mean, when you explain this to me and like, all this started to happen, I was like, dude, this is a real life Greek myth that's going on. And that's shit where it's like, I don't want to be retarded. I don't think mental retardation isn't in the cards for, like, you're wrong. No, it's not mental. It's just the fucking, the problems, like the paranoia that I talked to you about and stuff like that. Yeah, but that, that's from, like the top. I know, we think that it is. But what if it's just me, you know what I mean? Nah. What if I gave that to somebody? Hell no. You know, I mean, you say this. I don't know. I mean, I think it's all like, 'cause you're top to your friend, top to your dad, promise. But it's just like, to learn how to do that shit, that is going to be fucking absolutely insane. Like, it's going to make you even better as a human to do that. Like, that is going to be, obviously-- I mean, I think she's kind of retarded, you know? Yeah, obviously. For, yeah, like, 'cause I thought she was devious at the start. Yeah. But then I was like, no, she's just retarded. She thought she would literally be able to hide this. You can't. It's five months in. I mean, the thing that-- Fucking retarded. All I kept doing was like, why are you getting it? Dude, we went on that trip. I was like, oh, yeah, I'll do something nice and take her to, for her birthday, take her to the park. Yeah. [BLANK_AUDIO] and she's fucking giving me shit. She's been giving me shit. I'm like sitting here going like, dude, I'm imagining I could just go around the world. - Yeah. - I'm like, dude. This is fucking just giving me shit. If I like fuck this shit. Lies to me, it doesn't tell me she has a hemorrhoid. Fucking giving me all the shit. That was not the lie. - Dude. - That was not the lie, dude. - The funniest shit in the fucking world is-- - He's like, you didn't even notice I didn't want to drink. It's like, what am I fucking-- - I was drinking. - Yeah, I was fucking drunk. - Yeah, like the thing that-- - I have to double my beer now just to feel. I have to double my mushrooms. - Prestige. - Yeah, Prestige. - It's like it fucking makes me cry that you didn't pick up that someone's five months pregnant. - I know. I know, I know, I don't, I'm just watching you. - I'm dumb, I don't see you, I don't see you a lot. So it's like, I'll see you like one some month, I'll try some month. So I'm just sitting in my head, I'm going like, "This is just getting better shit." And then it's just like, "And then like, she'll be like munching a saddle." Like, "Yo, what'd you eat before you got here?" It's like, you know what I mean? - Fucking shit. - And then just get the attitude, like, "I'm outta here with this." - Yeah, that's what it's-- - And my head, I'm like, "Oh, yeah, fuck." She's like, "We needed to talk, I want to talk to you." And I just go, "In my head I'm going." Obviously, we got in a fight for the first time ever. - Yeah. - This is over. This ran its course. And I just go like, "You can literally dump me over text. I don't care." And she just goes, "You wish." - That was the prologue. - And now he starts fucking. - Yeah, that's where, like, I think just life in general, like, you were saying, like-- - I was like, "You have no idea what you did." - You can re-listen to songs and watch movies, 'cause you say you just listen. - No, that's-- - No, I'm saying you just watch Eastbound and Down. - I want it to be a whole different fucking way now. - So I've done this with shows before. And like, well, I have to, I mean, dude, a lot of people that I talk to, you know, people that are, like, kind of hips through your art type people, they, like, kind of laugh and scoff at, like, comedy stuff. - Yeah. - But they don't realize, like, if you get fucking nuked, I had to put on your highness with Danny McBride. And, like, he's walking through the woods and there's a naked chicken. He's like, "I will give her my warm spray." Like, that's the only thing, like, that I could, like, in my mind, I'm like, "Yeah, dude, I could watch this and show my brain off." And then I watched, and then she came over and was, like, talking to me. And I was like, "You had a secret." I was like, "You're being bad." You know, and then, like, I got over that a little bit, but then on the drive, I went through, like, cycles of, like, rage. - I mean. - It's like, I went through, like, a bunch. I'm not good with, like, the bigger feelings, which makes me scared about this kind of stuff in general. This is, like, why, it's like the reason I live the way I live. - Yeah. - It's because of, like, I can't do the bigger feelings 'cause they have not worked out good. - Yeah, they've had, yeah, they've had, like, the mega, bad things. And that's what I mean. I sit there and ask you, do you know what you did? Like, I don't think she knew what she's doing, like, what she did. She did this. I don't, I mean, not so fucking, but, like, to not tell me, like, if she was like, "I'm not on birth control anymore," I'd be like, "See ya." - Yeah. Obviously. - You know, that was a lot. - Yeah, you're taking right there. I mean, that's where, like, can't put the toothpaste to back in the tube. - I hear you. - I'm saying. - Yeah. - Times they do, there's no sense in, like, fucking detectivating us. - But that's where I think, like, all the shit that you've went through and stuff to now be able to reverse it and create a regular human. That would be very sick. That would almost heal everything. - I know, yeah. - That's where I look at that stuff where it's like, "I am fucking crazy." - Yeah, I figure out a way to, like, tell my mom, but I can't, 'cause her husband and mother fuck me, 'cause I can't be around him. But, like, I have to figure out a way to get her by herself. And then my regular family, like, that I grew up with, I'll just be like, "Don't just think it's fucking funny." I'll just be like, "Yo, what's up?" And I'll be like, "What the fuck?" I'll be like, "Shut up, Jamie." - I think this, compared to buying a house and having no windows or anything, that's much harder. But that's like a. - No way, dude. You don't understand. Like, you grew up, this is what I was talking about. Like, you guys grew up, like, you take family and this kind of stuff for granted. - Yeah. - Like, you don't understand how, for people with not a lot of support, like, this is impossible, bro. This is, like, the scariest thing. - Yeah, that's where I was like. - And, like, to my mental is a billet, like, my ability to wrap my head around it is, like, put it on my back, like, Yoda, and walk around. - Like, I don't understand. Like, they're already out of school. - Yeah. - There are zero rules for it. And that's where, like, as far as bringing children into this world, I have zero XPs. - Obviously. - I'm terrified of the cream pie. I understand that it feels good, but I can't play with it. - Oh, I mean, I used to say, dude, that's the coolest thing ever. - Yeah, it's weird, like, how that should. - Dude, they're, like, yeah, it just fucked up. I think it's fucked up. - Honest, honestly. - I'm trying to, I'm trying not to freak out about it all the time now. - That's gonna be until the baby's born. - I know. - There's no way that that's what I was saying. - 'Cause I was like, yo, do you just want money or do you want me? Like, I don't know if this chick was on a mission to just be, like, have a kid and live in your house with a kid. - No. - I don't think men and women think straight with that stuff. - I mean. - I'm not trying to be, like, sexist or anything. - Yeah. - This is why I don't think, like, and- - Just, like, at her house with two cats watching Hans Mays tale, dude. - Yeah. That, like, it was the way it happened. Like, it's not, it's very normal for this sit to go down and I forget what it's called. Some people call it a trap. Baby, whatever. - Yeah. - But when you were like, I was in fucking Cape, whatever, wherever you're up in, like, the northern part of America. - Fucking talking about it. - When you went on your trip. - Oh, it's a Katie in National World. - A Katie, yeah. I was like, you're like, oh, dude, it's just dads and CRVs. - I was like, I'm not doing that. - It was like, you fucking spoke it all with the existence. - Well, I also fucking think I've been fucking spoke to shit and it is just going like, oh, yeah, dude, I just wanted some workhorse sniss and it's like, couldn't have been more- - You prayed for it. - Literally, what was I talking about? 'Cause like, that's what you do when you're fucking on the edge, dude, and you ready to die. - What? - Like, work, like, a workhorse that'll help you. And then now I'm like, you're blessing me with fucking a whip and all this other shit, it's just like, oh, man, fucking hot chicks. Where are they at? (laughing) - So that's what I mean. - What do you want me to do? - Like, they say. - I was like, yo, fuck this. I was like, there's got to be something like, hot, young, fucking, 27-year-olds. She just goes, yeah, where is she? - Oh, man. - Yeah, dude. - Yeah, that's what we're like, just buds. (laughing) - Friends, that's what I'm saying. At least it's not like an ugly situation where like, you guys are living together and it's like, - You can't live, you can't spend more than a day together. - Yeah. - Try to spend a day together turning into a shit shell, bro. - The acquaintances then. That's what that word would be, you guys are acquaintances who will now bring life into this world, which personally, no family stuff. Obviously, I can see how that's scary, but with us. - You guys are no. It's like, has been, like, yeah, that's why I get horrible experience. - That's why I get paranoid about like, literally, everybody, 'cause I just go, like, all the people that were supposed to stay in my life or protect me or anything, - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I was like, actually was like, the opposite. So like, when I meet friends, I'm like, trying to show them that they're my friends. - Yeah. - But then in my head, it's like, kind of like, it's kind of like this weird joke where it's like, yeah, it's based still here. I'll tell them something eventually, I mean. And it's like, you'll all be looking around me like, dude, he's still here with the fucks he's doing here. Like, I'm not even supposed to be here. Like, that's my, that's my base line. - That makes sense, though. - That's my base line. - That's my base line adopted. - That's what, yeah, that's just my baseline of existing. So it's like, I don't, I have pretty God that no one has to feel that. 'Cause it's like, you know what I mean? - I don't think, that's what I'm saying like. - It's not great. If you, like, I would feel weird if you like, chucked up for adoption or like, good luck, brother. And just went, where does Kenny Powers' dad live? - Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean about like, oh yeah, that's what I was gonna say. So I was watching your highness, and then I watched, by watch tires, and watching Shane play with the turtle, maybe smile, that made me feel good. And then I was like, God, I keep watching stuff 'cause I can't have my own thoughts. Can't watch, can't have like, can't worry about geopolitics this week, dude. Like, fuck that. Obviously, demon is a problem. - That's probably why a ton of dudes are like, "Fuckin' Trump's killin' it." - Obviously. - Yeah. - I'm doing great when you're talking that. - Put up a sign. - Or at yard. - Maybe it makes like, though. - You see, Elon's like a chainsaw man. - Yeah. Dude, he fucks liberals. Oh, man, I love it. Yeah, but like. - Yeah, but then I watched them, then I watched all the e-s mounted downs. And I've done this before his show. It's like, I watched meet the parents so many times. It stopped being a comedy, and it was just like a real thing that's like kind of bizarre, you know? And the same shit happened when I was watching he's been on a downward. It's like, "Oh yeah, Kenny wants to go see his real dad." And then at the end of it, he comes back and April's like, "I'm fuckin' eight months pregnant." Or whatever. I'm like, "This is literally happening to me." Like season two of you just found him down, it's happening to me. - Yeah. If you stay local, that would be fucking cool. But yeah, I mean, that's what, as far as like, feelings and stuff go, aren't, is there any like, white pill where it's like, okay, at least I can fucking maybe bring someone in this life and it'll be cool. - I mean, I don't know. It's just what I have to do now, I guess. - Yeah, but that-- - I mean, dude, did you see the Adriana Smith girl who's like dead, but they're keeping the baby alive as like an incubator 'cause of like pro-life stuff? So there's a baby that's like growing in a dead woman right now. - Actually. - In Georgia, yeah. So like, they're, you know, everyone's trying to turn it into like a race thing. and I'm like, "Feminism thing, all this other shit." I'm like, dude, that's a terrifying human that we're bringing in in the world. - Like a macro-mancer? - Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, I don't know, a lot of the movies I watch, like the, you know, this is like some bad armor shit. I don't know why I was talking about that, but I'm just saying like, say she fucking doesn't make it, dude. She's older. We could raise the kid like a fucking tier one operator. Tapping in the podcast room, dude. Like a Spartan, we didn't need an AI. You were begging for an AI system, all this stuff. And you got one, but it's just a human, which, personally. - I might get 50, I might get a half-cost city, maybe. I don't know. I don't know what it is. - Joint would be ideal. - I don't know what any of this shit is, really. - The thing that pumped me up the most was A. - I don't know how you pumped about this. - I'm looking at the bright side. - The fact that I'm still going to me is. - To me is. - Every day is pumping me up. - 'Cause I was driving and I'm like, there was some valid driving when I was like, bro. Like when I was in New Orleans, I was like, "I'm gonna show people what drunk is." - It's like, what's his name? He was doing season two, true detective. - Rascal. - No, season two. - Oh, Colin Powell found some bag and whiskey until it fucking doesn't hurt anymore. That's, I mean, I think after it all happens and you get used to it, can I imagine you changing a diaper? - No, obviously not. - Can I imagine you baby talking? - No. - Obviously not. That's where-- - I can't even feed myself. - This is what I mean, I was like laughing at her. She's just like, you can't even take care of yourself. I was like, you did this. - I know. - Like I was like, I know that. I wouldn't have said yes to this. - Yeah. But I see people who have kids, and in my head, I'm like, spayed or be way better at that. At least you definitely have the skills and the compassion, but you couldn't put it towards anyone else because the trauma's. - The trauma. - The trauma, the trauma's too. All of that stuff, I think, and this is me just figuring shit out, will wipe the fuck away. 'Cause you've been talking for a long time, it's not like no purpose. I got nothing to do, I'm just existing. - Literally like suicidal. - LOL dude, how about a humanoid? That's what I think, that shit will level you up insanely to usher a human from baby until adulthood. - Now we gotta step up, you know, we're gonna have to take this a little bit more seriously, step up the interviews. - That didn't mean it's a work. - Trying to get a yes to me, dude. - The fact that you can call yourself daddy, and it's a real thing. - It's not a joke. - Fox me up. - Yeah, either I mean. - It's not sexy times, dog. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think, like, overall. - I need it for the child. - Yeah, you can guilt trip everyone, but like I was saying with your house, it's like you fucking went on a rogue one and bought a house, nobody wanted to hear. - No, that was another form of just like, all of this shit, like if you understand like, when you look back on things, you make, there's shit that happens to you, but then there's shit that you do, college shit happens to you. - Yeah. - And like, living in an abandoned house. Like, I used to think, like I taught, like, there's a lot of comfort if your mind is chaos, if you're in a chaotic crib. - Yeah. - Words, it matches it up, right? It all matches up. - Yeah. - But then like, as the house, if you notice, I've never finished it. - Obviously, dude. - I like my mind can't be in a regular-- - Put a nul post at the bottom of the steps. - My mind can't be in a regular spot. Like, 'cause I'm fucking going, bro. - Yeah. - It's just been two, I've been two fucked up. So, now I'm like, dude, what the fuck? 'Cause like a kid can't be in that chaos. - Yeah. - So like, like legally. - Personally, do I think, a five-months-in heads-up is fucked up? - Oh, yeah. - I mean, dude. - A little more time. - Could I have one thing in my life be normal? - That's what I'm saying. - Like, nothing's ever-- - Nothing's ever normal. - It makes complete sense, how it happened, because nothing that you've ever done was just like, dude. - Nothing makes fucking sense, dude. - Yeah. But like, that's what you've done since the dawn of time. - I know, but why? - The traumas. You're fucked up all the traumas, dude. I don't know, I was telling Tom, I was like, Tom, you have to fucking, I was like, dude, I'm just me. I'm just this. You have to do this stuff. And I'm like, to me, I feel like more like, I'm just like a whole dude. - Yeah. - Like a complete guy. - You're like someone that you come across in the video game, like the truth is that you drive this. - Exactly, exactly where I'm like, dude, I'm just like an entity of like, I'm like almost like an elemental. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - That's right, honestly. - I'm like, it's not a brag. I'm just saying like, it's not like a complete, it's not an actual person. I'm just like your house. I'm just like an almost person where it's like, oh, that's cool. - Yeah. - Look at that little light ball. That's cool. - Yeah. - But that's not a whole family. - I love that level of the game. - Back, did you can't have a family? Well, that thing can't be like signing papers for stuff. - Yeah. - You know? - But not that this is any-- - Like when we tried, I was like, oh, dude, let me get an RV, they're like, nah. You've never had credit. What's that even mean? - You roll in the, that's what I'm saying. - Why does nothing make sense? You have had no credit, you're entitled. - Yeah. - So like, obviously the credit thing is frustrating, but when you've lived the life of no credit-- - So you opened up a credit card for $400 two years ago. - Try to get $125,000 mini-winning, and they were like, yeah, do you have a credit line of $400? - Yeah. - Obviously, it doesn't happen. But you roll in there, bouncing, bro. Hold on, screw on it a little bit. - How much do you want? It's like, yeah, give me, like it gives you a little bit of a level up in the real world. And like I said, you have a young man's voice. - Yeah, I guess. - So people here, if you-- - Write me off, you know. - Going into that, I think, like, 'cause I always-- - You don't understand, like how bad-- - No shit. - You don't understand, like, how bad. How, it's not like hate, but it's just like, I don't want to be me. To get what I'm saying, like, there's nothing about me I like. So there's nothing. You know what I mean? - Yeah. - It's like the opposite of like, vanity, where it's like-- - Your home's on it. - It's all right, but I mean, it's like-- - You know, dudes have micro-peamers. - If it was micro, I'd be dead for sure. - Oh, yeah, but that's what I'm saying. - I'm saying like, can't hate everything about you. - Yeah, but I mean, there's just nothing about you. - Dude's hot, gets in trouble. - Where it's just like-- - You can be the first to admit that. - Yeah. - Like you can say, every dad cliche at this point. But it's like, dude, obviously-- - Yeah, I'm like looking back on all of it. - Can't. - Yeah, I know that. - I know what you're saying, right? - I'm just going to the fucking mirror at this point, dude. All that sort of like-- - Dude, she's like, I want to meet my family. - Fucking heck. - Yeah, it's crazy how good you are at picking up things. And then like, I was watching a movie where it's like, you don't want to be fucking pregnant. I'm the one who has to deal with hemorrhoids. It's like, damn, spade mess that one. (laughing) But like, I think-- - I also never had a hemorrhoids. I don't understand what's going on. - I'm not even gonna talk about that or speak that way. That's like a fear of mine. - I don't want, I literally don't want to have a hemorrhoid at all. Like, that's, it's happened to a million fucking dudes in worse situations. - Definitely, I know, but it's just like not, you know, you don't like dream it up. - It's not how you wanted your birthday party to go. - I mean, I'm like dumb and dumb. Dude, I thought I was going to get on the bus with the Hawaiian Tropic Girls. What do you want from me? - Yeah, I don't know, I think. - Like, eventually-- - You might be the master of anti-manifesting. - I swear to God, I was thinking about how to plan as I dude, spade can anti-manifest the fuck out of shit. - Oh dude, just give me this hot chick. I'll be going wherever I want. It's like, how about you get an anchor? - 18-year-long anchor. You're just gonna have to be wherever you want. But I swear to God, and this is just me completely different. - I mean, your theory's on, your theory's on like, people come here and it's like create a player. - Yeah. - I mean, dude, who the fuck's playing this? Dude, there's people who use hilarious skins and videos. - If I create a player and add him, he's five foot six, literally. And the fucking fat slider is all the way up. - That's what you're doing to me. - But you put some of his attributes up to 99. That's where like, there's a lot of good. I think most of the bad stuff is the nurture aspect of it where it's like, honestly, God, you didn't get circumcised. So you're sitting around. - That's one of your free man. - Yeah. - I am forever marked by net net net net. For the rest of my life, I have to sit there. - You're committing a genocide. - I have to bring someone else into this world to have a free person beyond this earth and have their own way as God. - I mean, I've been avoiding the last like big stuff in my life. So I'm thinking, I mean, dude, it is kind of a fucking, when I was so when I was younger and I was like, dude, I'm just gonna join the Marines. I rack look sweet. I mean, it's up to me and Gregory's having comments. And they were like, dude, you might want to meet your mom. So then I went and met my mom. And then she's like, thank God you're not in the military. I was like, all right, let's see where this goes. 'Cause it was like in my mind of going to choose you're an adventure, I already deleted a normal existence in high school. - Yeah. - Like I already fucked my entire shit up to the point where it's like a literal legend for like 10 years. Yeah. And then, so then I didn't really, my mom was like, so brave that you met me and all this other stuff. And in my head, I'm just going, that's no big deal. I was like, all my way to Iraq. - Yeah. - Like I never, I never got to kill somebody. - Say fucking ready to put a gun in my head. But yeah, but then like thinking now, now that if I'm like damn, I wonder if I could like actually just like say, what's up to my real dad? Just be like, what's up, dude? Just to see what it's like. But it's also a nervous thing where you're like, This might be a fucking not something I can handle see when I was younger. Emotionally. Yeah when I was younger I really didn't know like I couldn't handle that. Yeah, so that was like taking three tabs acid in high school But if I had never done that it would I never would have met Charlie. Yeah, like shit would have got fucked up But like she would have been like there are no mistakes. I hear you, but I'm saying like I don't know what this is You would have been a street walker. I know, but like you know, I like you're saying I was fucking around playing the game Oh cool man. You were avoiding story med. Yeah, and now it's like, I don't know if I have this I Don't know bad stuff can happen to a story man Yeah, you can get shot in the head, but that's what like I think all those fucking feel like if I stay positive about it I'll be like yo, what's up man? And who'd be like, Oh, here's your siblings. Yeah, okay, what's up? I think I think like to meet your dad actually you're gonna be your grandfather Yeah, not that you give a fuck because you've never even met me name's Bill Got that on the side, but like that. I think those are all like phrase once you do all that if you're not going up to a grown-ass man Like yo, can I get some mind? It's just my let's just myself steam. Yeah, where it's like no one like even mind like I'm like To me, it's like no one would even want me around So that's what I mean, that's what's in my head. That's a lie. You tell yourself. I mean, dude It's just a feeling good hang though. You're good. Hey, it's a feeling now. Yeah, I know that but I'm saying like all of those feel like a lot of people I talked to that have kids all of that shit goes out the window and then your perspective just goes on the unit Oh, I hear you. So like that I think all that stuff like I told it to you after you told me that and I was like holy shit All of the things you worry about you don't they'll be such a fucking small thing to worry. They're not worries Dude, they're feeling I understand but all those feelings like when you're like understand that's what I'm saying is like you don't get Like you don't you can't Try to feel it. No, but I'm saying like no dude. It's cool. It'll go away. And like no dude. It's a feeling. I know But I'm saying this this might help that's right like if you do that and it's fucking sweet You like like you're pretty good with kids. You're gonna have fun with them and then you're around Ostom we're pretty I'm fucking unreal kids. Honestly, I'm not gonna brag or anything like that, but like Zeus was a w. Yeah, I think brought a good life to Zeus That's why I literally think there are zero act like there's no mistakes So you were if you were just chilling never met your mom. Yeah, who the fuck knows Where you be buried What graves they would be granted or just on the ground no mausoleum But I think this is the like it's a new error whatever like a new hope right if you put it in Star Wars thing That's what that's that shows about that's what I'm saying is balanced before yeah So that's what I think this is gonna bring balance to some insane force and it's made you want to go And that makes me Anakin, which was star bar Does it yeah, all right could you be able to be one I follow I want to be That's what I'm saying rewrite the story you can do you can do your thing but like The the negative and stuff like that. I think obviously it is warranted but Once you bring kid in the world and you start going on that All of that stuff I think is just gonna be like make it like when me and you were chilling and you know Dude, I want to make sure bills 100% yeah, we're just friends. I didn't come out of your sprint No, so like if you have someone that you have to take care of handfeet you love my ball I know it's like I mean balls don't work famous last words after this long Yeah, I mean this is like a miracle There's people that like try to have kids. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, you're on backs. There's like IV F or whatever In vitriolization. Yeah, that's what I'm saying like this shit that pumps me up And this is where I was fucking I just let you tell me whatever the fuck you're gonna say on the phone And you're like, oh, yeah, she's pregnant. I was okay, okay Not one word about the capital A and I was like that's what I'm talking about the man who walks the wall I mean how the fuck are you in a kid dude has like people fucking doing don't you think they like celebrate it dude I was there I know that's what I'm saying like the crazy thing is like minus 30 years. I was this win This whole thing is happening. Yeah, that's where that's what this whole show is happening dude You told me that and then I was like I was like maybe this is just how we come into the world This bloodline what of freaks. Yeah, yeah, it's like this might just be that storyline. Yeah She's five what not all okay No chance freak accident. You got a star. I don't know. I mean her dad's not with us anymore. Maybe it's all There that's what I'm saying there could be a chance you bring a tall uncut gentleman into this wall man I'd be crazy that what that's what I'm saying. It'd be like fucking uh, what's that thing the crying? Yeah, crying someone the fuck around that is the bad like you can create it into the best. I don't think I would live that like I was kind of getting ready to die. I mean in my own way you said that I know No, that that's where I don't think I'll live to see like a full grown version of this time Antifesting dude you might hit a hundred like for real the way you talking literally I'm not feeling great in that Yeah, but as far as like all this you have champed this heart like very fucking hard I mean you don't give me the credit, but I also drove pretty much across country, but I have a bless from my hand I mean it's the same way as your house for some reason you just don't want to get OTR you hit Philadelphia to Montana I went to Houston, Montana. No one lives in Oklahoma. Almost no one lives in Colorado until you get the Denver and everyone's a Denver Yeah, Denver is a freak, yes, yeah, when I was there it was fucking insane, but I'll that's what I'm saying right now No driver crosses goddamn world. I'll go from what was it? Alaska in high white. Yeah, I'll do it dude. Stop it there and gap or let's your money for the child involved in it That's like this personally to me. That's the fucking that's like a gear. I don't have right because I can't like I can do it for Stephen Reggie I mean dude, I want to talk to you about what happens to dogs I know you were there. Yeah, I was there that that's what I'm saying like it's I think that You've completed a lot of stuff at a high level and now the prestigious like now you have to fucking do this and that is like That would be the biggest win of all time what if you bring a kid in this world. Yeah, raise him as your own And he's not crazy not crazy because like dude imagine if you had you when you I was crazy I know you were crazy all that should happen to you imagine if you had you this whole time right you would chill out a little bit You you could probably have some freak out together, but you would chill out for the most part a little bit And that's why it's the same thing as your uncle Charlie like if you didn't have your uncle Charlie in the world Yeah, the fuck knows that's where I think this shit pumps I get excited for these things because I love life right Obviously it's stressful for you Don't wish it on anyone to happen this way right but Kind of pumps you the fuck up. There's a part two because I think like you come in this world You're experiencing it and then your ode entry just splinters off into someone else right and that's just That bloodline that urge to continuing on to someone else No, I hear you man. I mean, I just kind of thought that I was kind of coming to I was cool with it Being the end of me because I was like this makes sense like I'm fucked like all of this is fucked I wasn't even supposed to be here. Yeah, I'll just get a place in the woods like I was telling Tom a little while ago I don't think I should I don't think I can live around people And I don't think I should have like a regular crib. I want to live in the woods. It's just like a home base And just travels around the world and see if we can still make money doing that. Yeah Now it's my plan. It's a good plan But you like do there's people who travel for business every fucking day. I know but you know There's OTR truckers that you aspire to be you'll never I mean you have blisters on your hands and driving Mercedes-Bredder Drive trash trucks for seven years. I've never got a blister on my head but at the same time That's driving hard you ride with those emotions literally just said you're idling a lot the fuck your de f up You just light a lot as a truck driver because you're waiting on fucking I don't Cater's to I drive and I stare at the highway, bro That's what I think you're I take mushrooms and I think and I go through full-on fucking I've had three bed trips from Amarillo To here. Yeah, full-on But it's what I have to sit there and go okay That's it's great like what you're doing to yourself mentally is like hitting a murk every fucking day And like that's what I'm like that is hard driving with those emotions so obviously I'll give you that I'm not gonna give you an OTR badge, but that's some hard. I mean what we'll get eventually you'll eventually you'll say You've driven more than me today Have you just just out of curiosity? You've been driving all over the place. You give me a seltzer You've been driving all over the place Meet different people Do you feel at all any sort of shift? Any change shift and like the treatment or anything like people can kind of feel that like Daddy's coming That I mean that shit has to fucking go down once you because you get that fucking Essence about you where you're like all right small five. Oh, yeah You can talk down to me until the cows come home now start talking like you're a pimple on the left as a father Like you will be able to do Some sweet talking down to people and you have an excuse for any people talk to me like I'm five so But not anymore dude. I can feel it on you already. I love you. I goddamn you drink the dosakis like a bat Why do you 12 of them now? It's just 12 of you We've been floating in the pool. - That's what I'm saying, enjoy. Enjoy all this, this is just, you know, you're getting ready for the race. You just said the same thing. - Yeah, I have to start training, basically, 'cause I get out of breath, you know. - It's crazy. - I don't treat myself like, I don't do normal stuff, 'cause I don't have a bedtime. And I don't have. - Yeah, you're for real. - I don't have any. - Mom's not home this weekend. - All right, V&A, it's been- - You ate a cookie last night. This thing's gonna went completely gone all the time. I walk out of that bedroom and you have a laptop on your chest with blue light all over you. - Yeah, dude. - I haven't done that since I was in eighth grade. You gotta grow up. And now you have no choice. You literally didn't have to. You were never land. - I know. - But it's fucking sweet. Like, you never land the fuck out until '42. - And now it's like, all right, daddy's got to do some fucking work. That's where I think- - And then I was like, do this kid's got to be retarded. - Not. - 'Cause our fucking shit's too retarded. - You have unvaxed, untested sperm, dude. That is like liquid gold for real. Like these people have problems. If you can go unvaxed, uncut, that'll be such a fucking powerful human that I don't even know what that would become. - Especially as human. - I mean, I was just pure love, so. - Question. - I think that's what you're getting from me. - Yes. - That's why I'm trial like- - Yes. - Like two sophomores in high school did this. - Yes, that's what I'm saying. You're like bunnies, bro. - You're in love, and now you're about to bust out an old soul. You're like five years old, like Gregory's. Like, dude, I don't think fucking the two party systems fucking real. That's what might fucking happen, honestly. But yeah, I mean, I think it'll be up until when is it? - Do the- - October. - October, up until October. That's where, like, when you told me about it, my news hurt the other other time. - I'm just gonna work out because I have to get in shape for it. - You've been doing this. - No, I know, but I have to step it up. - But I'm saying, like, I think this is because this was going to happen. - Oh, I see. - I think magically- - That's what I'm saying. I don't understand what the masculine side of psychedelics is, but I was telling Tom, I think it slows time down to the point where you can actually wrap your head around what your life is. - Yeah. - But I'm telling you, I felt like, dwell around the threshold slash elemental. - Yeah. - 'Cause you're at the highest level of that dude. - Not a real person, you know what I mean? - Yeah, it was unfair. - And I was totally comfortable with it. - Yeah. - I was like, dude, I'm just me. You got to set it up so I could just be me. - Yeah, you got 100% comfortable with yourself. Do whatever the fuck you want. It's like, nah, now we're gonna do a few questions. Just out of curiosity because I think about these things. Santa Claus? - What? - How long? - Dude, what are you talking about? - Like, how long are you gonna bring the Santa Claus thing? - Dude, I don't even know if, I don't even know if I'm gonna be like, I don't even know what this kid's living set up. This kid doesn't have anywhere to go right now. - Got to make a ho? Like, and none of that shit even ain't like, this is not a normal, this is no normal set up. - None at all. - That's how you talk about Santa Claus, bro. It's like, what do you do? - These things you gotta think about. - I hear you, man. I mean, it'll definitely be hearing some Christmas music, but. - Exactly, that's what I'm saying. - I'm not saying it. - You get to give someone fucking Christmas. Like, your favorite thing in the world is Christmas. And you get to give it to someone. For however long you want to keep it up, you might be like, one of those freaks, you're 22 and you're like, oh, Santa left it under the tree for you. That's where like, those highs, I think you're gonna wash out a lot of that stuff that you dealt with early on, given a fucking kid Christmas. - I guess, yeah. - These are the white pills you gotta think about. - You're thinking about the white pills. - You have to. - I'm gearing up for war. Man, it's for your style. - And that's good. - And that has to happen. - And you need that load out for certain maps. - And I mean. - You can totally get it. I'll go RPG and something. - You can talk about a shit of talking flashbacks. - Yeah, that's where like, we'll deal with that. - Yeah. - But we also have to, you know. - I heard that there's a gun that's like an AR. That's a pistol that has an attachment that I could have. - And you can have it. I have to protect my child. It's, no, it's not gonna be for me. You piece of shit. I'm a father. That's like the amount of fucking excuses that you get now. That are, I can't use them. Oh, I can't, my kid. - That's what he's all about. - Tired of shit. My kid let me, kept me up all night long. - Oh yeah. - Sorry, I'm a bit of a crank. Kids would try to be fucking crazy. That like, I think you'll be able to enjoy Ted Lasso even harder now. Like, there'll be stuff that just-- - I mean, there's shit like, there's, my shit is way more like, he's smiling down. I think it's the best show that's ever been made. - Yeah. - The guy that, that like, made me, I went through like something, watching all that again. And then I feel like I'm okay. It was like, it's just crazy to say. It's retarded. But I mean, like, I was like, dude, I need something. I had, like I couldn't think. And it's like, my regular thing is like-- - I don't know how you're talking. - My regular thing is like, I do. Me and Bill got to do a podcast. Like I get very, very serious all of a sudden. I'm like, I do like, hey. - Can you send me some funny texts on Instagram? - Yeah. - Like, what do you got from Instagram? I'll try to whip something up. I'll read these books. I got all the shit. Like, gotta get ready for work basically. - Yeah. - Like, then that hit, and I literally couldn't look at anything. I couldn't look at my phone. I couldn't look at my books. - Yeah. - You know, I'm just like, that's cool. And then I just sat on the couch. But I mean, I don't know. I like started when I started watching Kenny Powers, like, damn, dude, this is sick. - It's gonna be all right. - And then I finished it and I was like, I'm good now. - Yeah, I mean, dude. - But I also watched some other shit too. Like, I watched Tires, I watched fucking at your Harness movie. I watched a Rogan. (blows raspberry) - Protecting Fox. - Protecting Fox forever. (laughs) - 216. - Trying to think of what else I want. I don't know, I watched some stuff. And I had to drink like 12 beers. And then I also had like a fucking fatisac in Texas where I ordered tacos at two in the morning. And I ate 'til I was like burping. - You earned it. - No, I literally was having a nurse drug. I've been on the edge of like a nervous breakdown. - Yeah. - And I kind of like had a breakdown where I was in Texas. - I mean. - 'Cause like, dude, I fucking am so stressed all the time. - Yeah. - Bad everything. But then this is like, yeah, there's no fucking way you can handle this. - That's what I was saying. Right when I happened, I was like, dude, there will be a time where you beg for your old socks. (laughs) So you can just look back at them finally. But it's like, it's fucking everything I've ever done where it's like, oh my God, there's so brutal. Then you look back at it from 10 years ago. Yeah, not that bad. - Yeah, I don't know. - Especially when you got someone walking and talking. - I mean, that's gonna pop me up. If he's five fucking four, even fucking- - Is what it is. - Even fucking fucking. (laughs) Gonna have to get him pedals to drive. You might have an LP. If you have an LP, join the circus. - Two smalls can make a big tip. - Yeah, it could happen. If it came out like-- - Or it's just like moving to the shire. - Yeah, that's where, like-- - It's your mob, it's two fat hobbits. - I have reoccurring dreams and thoughts. And it's always like, dude, it's gonna be the best time your life coming up. - You have this for yourself. - For everyone, everyone I know. Like, my squad's like, dude, level-ups come in, it's gonna be fucking sick. - Yeah, right. - And dude, it would be sick. If you're like Gregory's and you could live in Moscow, Russia, by yourself, obviously, the horny will get you. - That's what I would have been. - The whole, but the horny can come for you then. - The horny comes for me every day. The horny came for me and now there's a cake. - I know. That's a, that's a, like, you have not learned up until now, where you're like, I must control the horny. (laughs) Like, you're gonna have to go on a fucking no fat. - I'm them gods, yeah, I'm done now. - You have not jerked since. - No, not since, but I'm saying I am now. I can't remember when I thought of it, but I'm-- - You gotta think porn's gay at this point. - No, it's not even porn, it's just fapping where I was just like, no, I need this energy. - Yeah. - That's all it is. It's like, it's like eating, where it's like, oh, no, dude, like I have to eat. It's like, oh, no, I can't fucking, I can't come 'cause I need that. - Yeah. - You're gonna have to retain all, see. - That's what it feels like. - That's what I personally think it's just gonna be a fucking through real level-up rocky road to be getting. Obviously, you're all for road with two wheel drive in a sprinter right now. - I mean, what I have is, I have to, - October. - To October? - If he's a Scorpio, bro. - And then I'll be-- - On the Godfather. - And then I'll be down-- - And then I'll be down. - Obviously. - And then I'll be down for a while because Tom said I'm gonna have to help her. - Yeah. - And then, but then I can bounce. - You can like, peace out? - I mean, not permanently, but then I can go do stuff again. - You can live for you. - No, I'm saying I can go be like, okay, let's go interview this person or something. - Yeah, yeah. - But I can't do it for like, during that time, that middle time. - Yeah, I think what you want-- - I can't be like, yo, cool kid, me and Billy are going to fucking Arkansas. - We're driving. - Yeah, that's what-- - You don't understand, I have to go to Deely Plaza. - Yeah. - But like, you were talking about like, you wanted to do the, like the documentary, not a documentary. - Whatever it is. - The first thing was like, I wanna make it-- - I wanna go do this and it was like-- - Well, I mean, I think people like the intro's and I'm like, dude, that's nothing. Like, I fucking, I could make a movie, you know. Like, you might head it and I'm like, but it's hard 'cause I don't know how to do cameras in edits. So that's why I went to Houston 'cause I wanna learn how to do, use my camera. And man, did I have that thing all wrong? But anyway, I'm gonna learn how to do it. But the fire-- - Once I get in, dude, nah, dude, you get it. Like-- - Yes. - Yeah. - The fire is unreal right now. - The fire of what? - Inside you. - It's not unreal, the fire inside me. But like, what I'm saying is like, I was trying to explain it to Tom when we were in the mountains. I'm like, bro, like, I explain why. I feel like I explained myself fully to him for the first time since we've known each other. - Yeah. - And my dude, 'cause he was like, he wanted to know about like art and stuff. And I was like, dude, like, I have, So I'm this, then also the reason they do the monarch stuff to hurt people is-- - Okay. - And it's like part of them, okay, but like-- - Like Katy Perry. - You can be creative and you can have artistic skill, like you'd be born with like talent, like say you're like born talented musician. - Yeah. - But dude, if you get hurt from that wound is an endless well, it's literally like an ocean of creativity. Because you have like this thing, it's like a Harry Potter scar, where you can work from, where you're like, oh yeah, like some people have like bad ones from like sexual abuse or whatever, but like some people have like ultimate ones, where it's like, oh yeah, dude, you're fucking mom left you. It's like, you were new. - They're mommy's. - But it's like if you want to use that to make something, it's like, what do you want me to do, draw your picture? And then it's like, I can do like, I can use that. So it's like the little bit that I can give you or whatever, all I can do is just like, hey Bill, I'll look up stuff and I'll do the intros or whatever. But that's nothing, that's just like a fucking little. - That's one page of the book. - It's just like a little thing. I'm like, dude, if you want a fucking do a whole thing. - It'll be. - If I do like a whole thing, you'll be like, oh wow, that's a lot, you know what I mean? - It'll be, if you want, you can call, it'll have a different name. - It's a thing, but when I describe it to you, you're like, oh, this isn't a thing yet. - It's not, yeah, what you want to do is, beyond Adam Curtis, but I think-- - It's not beyond, it's different. - Just different, but I'm saying like, it's like-- - This is a different thing, but I could do it, but it's just like, I don't have the tech. - Yeah, but the five-- - There's no sense in like stone carving or anything, like no one cares about-- - Jerking off onto a piece of paper. - You're just jerking, yeah, I could paint you the coolest picture, but we're not painting right now. You know what people are doing? They're watching stuff. It's like, oh, okay. I can do that. - Yeah, I've done all the images. I can see whatever the fuck I want. - Exactly. - That's, I mean, I think-- - And I can contribute to the internet instead of just taking. - You have to make stock photos or whatever. - I think stock videos-- - I got crushed all the time for a while. I was like, you can no longer consume. You must create. And you literally did it. - Yeah, yeah. - So that's where like, it will-- This will be a fucking level up that I won't even-- The old spade, I won't even be able to recognize it. - Oh, yeah, obviously, yeah. - And then you'll just be sitting there at some like fifth birthday party with a wet stain on your shirt 'cause you're holding a beer there. - Okay. - Yeah, I'm just chilling. You see that new Kenny Bowers? It's pretty good. - That's, I mean, I think it'll be a-- It's insane, emotionally deal with it. - I mean, no, not really. I've dealt with way, I mean, for now. - Yeah. - Like, I'm afraid because I've dealt with my feeling, my feelings are like the Hulk. - Yeah. - Cause of this, like Harry Potter type thing I was telling you about, like-- - Yeah. - Like, so when I get hit, it's crippling. And it happens if I get paranoid by my friends, it's all like, it's like this ultra thing or it's like it's pre-verbal shut down where I, and then my fear is that, like, this will happen because of the kid and that I won't be able to handle it. - Yeah, I don't think so. - Yeah, I mean, you say this, but it's just like, what I, like, if I really, I even freaked out in a long time, but like, when I first met my mom, I was freaking out. And I was like a toddler, but I was like 22. - Yeah. - If I get those kind of feelings and there's a kid crying, and needs me. - Yeah. - And it's like, I'm fucking like a toddler too. - Yeah, I see that. - I'll switch that toddler stuff. - I'll see, I'll see, yeah, I mean, we'll find out. But like right now, my feelings are just kinda like, fuck. But it's not like the real feelings of like, I avoid these things. - Yeah. - That's why I think-- - That's why I don't have, like, I think it's like, it's why I haven't had a girlfriend a long time. Cause it's like, no, dude, remember that time? That hurts. - Yeah, we don't need any more Greek gold or anything like that. - Yeah. - That's what, like, I think it, like, that's, like, all those feelings stuff you have. - Yeah. - Once it gets turned to this, just from the dude that you were like, like, how I know you, I don't think, you could do it with a person because they have their own fucking backstory and all that stuff. You can kind of fucking be like, oh, that's not me. - What are you talking about? - Like, freaking out and like getting paranoid and like, like, having bad emotions about people. - Well, I don't understand what you're talking about. - I'm saying like, with a kid, I don't think it's gonna be like that. - No, they're just feelings, like, you know, it's not, like, it's hard to describe. - Yeah, but it's like, there's an arena of the world. There's like a level of life where there's like big feelings. - Yeah. - And I don't fuck with it. - I don't fuck with that much either, honestly. - I know you know, that's what I've been trying to, I've been trying to tell you this. Like, the way you're like, talking around about it, it's like, no, dude, like, these things are like, mega feelings. - Yeah. - So, you might not have really fucked with them or like a lot of them, you take for granted. - Probably take for granted. - Yeah, so it's like-- - That's a pretty normal. - Yeah. No, no, like, if I, you know, I don't know, it's tough to explain. - Yeah, I mean, this is just going to be fucking fun. - I'm just ruining your part. - No, I'm a guest, that's ruining your part. - This is fucking absolutely fine. Like, this is mind-blowing shit. - To you, I guess, yeah. - I mean, it's gonna be to you. This is gonna be the cool shit. - No, this is gonna, yeah, it's probably gonna break, this is gonna be in my life. - I mean, literally, could go out now. - That's crazy. - And just be like, what, dude? What else would I have done? - Ultimate pussy. You know, that's just ultimate pussy. That's where, like-- - I mean, her dad checked out. - That means it's the best of us. - Yeah, I mean, I think, like, maybe, I think that's probably why she did this, which is okay. Looking from an ancestor point of view, maybe they all were like, this will work. - Yeah. - You know what, I might be their storyline. - Right. - But, yeah, I mean, to do that to a kid, like, you can't 'cause you have a kid. - I mean, you say that, but like, I don't know. People do it. - Once you say it. - People do family annihilation. - That's crazy. - It makes movies about it. - I bet, yeah, that's, you don't have any, that's what I'm saying. Like, you don't have that much dark in you. - Hmm. - The light over shines the dark. - No, I mean, you didn't-- - You didn't even be in a round Reese. I was like, watching a dude or I'm like, damn dude, you fuck with the dark side. I fuck with the dark, I fucking felt weird. - It's crazy. - After the podcast is how fucking deep that dude gets. That's what I'm saying, like, he and your mom and him, but you're like the good care bearer side and he's like, just great Jedi. - Like, full blown, great Jedi, but it'll, this is just going to have to unfold and literally it is what it is. - It is what it is, but I just was, you were like, I was like, dude, I can't really keep doing the podcast because unless I like, talk about it on the podcast 'cause at the whole time-- - This is all you're gonna be fucking thinking about. - So I'm just gonna be retarded. - Yeah, I mean, obviously it's the end of the world and Israel's being so bad right now. - And it's annoying. - Yeah. I'd rather be wearing it about the other stuff because-- - I-- - And you're supposed to be like, really guys? There's so much, like, I'm driving through America and there's so much beautiful land. This is an amazing place. I drove through like Europe and I was like, dude, it's beautiful and then I got here, it was like-- - I'm gonna make me go political, bro. - Yeah, go political, dude, get there. - I just fucking hate this shit because-- - Yeah, and then they're gonna try to jab the fuck out of this thing. - Yeah. - And they're gonna try, I'm gonna have to stay awake all night holding it so they don't circuit. - Yes. - And I'm also supposed to be like, nah, maybe it's just like super awesome Christians that are pushing this. - Was it you that told me to try to get fed? - Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure, and that's somebody else was telling me that. - I mean, fed, yeah, young Zachary, I mean, that's crazy. - When I said somebody else had just had a kid, I don't talk to them in people. - Yeah, that's, the fucking Israel stuff at this point, it's like for that fatigue shit where it's like, dude-- - Oh, no shit, dude. - This is so annoying. - I mean, I wish I didn't have to look at my tire like this, but it's come to that. - That's what I'm saying, like, for you, like that-- - I gotta bolt in my tire, dude. - Yeah, like-- - Did you know that? - You gotta bolt your tire on the highway, like fuck, I gotta bolt in my tires. Yeah, that happens all the time, it's really annoying. - I'm other fucker came and he was like, the coolest fucking dude, and he used to do a fed extro, and then started-- - I didn't start an extro franchise. - And he started his entire business and has all set up. I wish this dude just followed me around the road. - Obviously. - Like a pit crew. - Your tirex fees are low. - I'm time cruise, I told you. - I know, I'm just saying-- - Some days of my struggle at the pump, I was like dead. - I'm days of a thunder. - I don't know how they work. I've been getting made fun of since I was, see that show tires dude, I did that. - My dad worked, my dad had this. - You're pretty much every movie and every show. - I took, I emptied out a Mercedes transmission fluid once when it was supposed to be an all-change. - Did you fill it back up? - But I mean, this is a shot her around the world. 'Cause they're like, "Jimmy, your kid's retarded." - Hell. - See you now. - I didn't put a fucking tire back on, right, on an F-150, and it almost killed a guy. - On that? Why would they have you doing that? - I was 17 year old. - You know? - It's on you. I thought you were like 13. - No, I was 17, yeah. - Okay, yeah, I mean, star pattern. Make sure they're all going in their tunnels. That's insane. But yeah, I mean, the fucking, like when you were gone, I was just like checking out shit that was happening. 'Cause I really haven't been like, I don't know what the fuck Trump's up to. You told me he's dying. What the fuck? - No, that's the blue, the blue anons are like, first of all, last time he was president, he let the immigrant send. So that's what you're seeing. - I feel. - And I understand. - That crease in his pants is actually the-- - Shit pipe. - The tube to his bag. He's dying. - Yeah, I mean, believe what you want. Yeah, that's a fucking crazy thing to believe, but like watch it like after COVID, after everything, I fucking ever look into it. - No, I mean, it's gonna suck. It's gonna suck like it sucks to have, 'cause I thought I was just gonna have to just deal with myself. - Yeah. and now I'm going to have to like kind of wrangle a chick that, I mean the only thing I've ever-- - It might be like explain Karen's. - Huh? - It might explain Karen's. - What do you mean? - Where it's like they get inconvenience and they're like what, they just explode. Because like deal with the kid at home, all this stuff and that it's like you fuck with them and it's CVS. - I don't know, I just got to figure out a way to like, be like yo, so, you can't vaccinate this thing. - It's it. - Or I don't get to say it. Like I don't know how this works. - Because I might not get it like, I don't know like how much, how involved I'm going to be. - I mean if you're going to a general reveal, dude. - I mean, I have to go to a involvement. - Yeah, no, I'm just saying. - If you're there, they have birth. You can sit there, arms crossed, like no vaccines, huh? (laughing) - All alone, all alone. - Just me and him, no one else, right? - Only me, right? - Yeah, I would not let that thing get vaccinated, especially after everything that we know. Like, vitamin K. - All that shit, yeah. - Vitamin K, they're-- - A bunch of it on their eyes. - It's vitamin K. - Okay, yeah. - Vitamin K, they're like, dude, it's not a big deal. But they fucking have all these ingredients in them. - It's not free. - It's fucking insane. Then the hepatitis one, they're lumping into like, three other vaccines. - It's literally like a car wash. We're like, this is a better wax. - Dude, like, that's what I've taught the, like my buddies and shit like that before, 'cause my one boy just had a kid and it's like, dude, if you drop mercury in a lab, hazmat comes. - Yeah. - Why can you inject it into a baby? - I mean, I hear you, dude. - It makes no sense. - They can sit there and do whatever they feel. - I wonder if he's gonna be like, to form because my sperm was probably fucked up from all the shit from all the years of painting and all that other shit. It says that on the fucking paint cans. - It says that, but I mean, you have unvax sperm. - I know, but-- - Like this is a sperm from the gods. And you got your lungs checked out the one time, and they were-- - That was a long time ago, but yeah, that made me cry. - That was unbelievable. - I thought I was ready to go then. That's what I mean. Like, I don't understand how I'm still playing the game. - Versus. I don't understand how my earth is still doing this.