बेटियों की अदला बदली – 1

Happy birthday to Neil Patrick Harris, happy birthday to Courtney Cox. That would be a great porn on name I think. Like Laverne Cox is a transgender, right? Yeah. And she could fool you. She can. She got the, she went, like she got the premium package. Now Kayla's in the gut with the Earl shot. For $600. We payed Joe Cuffer $29.99. Happy birthday to Leah Rimene, happy birthday to J.A. J. and a fair from the NFL. Happy birthday to Jim Belushi. Happy birthday to Carl Thomas. Happy birthday to Dusty Baker. He was one of my favorite Dodgers. Now he's coaching the Astros, right? Is the Astros? Is the Astros? I know he got a job. Yeah. Happy birthday to Northwest Kanye and Kim's. Happy birthday to Cooper Cup. Man, he had a great season. He was a bad boy. He's so bad. Black was he was like, Oh man, let's do a catch. About two years ago. Remember that? You don't remember Cooper Cup? You don't remember? No, Cooper Cup. You remember Cooper Cup from the Rams? Of course, Tyler. Of course, happy birthday to Lisa DeL Giacondo, the subject of the moment. Lisa, remember? They thought she was beautiful. The moment Lisa. Yeah. Because it's such an abstract, like the way she don't know if she's smiling or smirking. Yeah. And I think they find that very attractive. Well, there is a symmetry associated with beauty. I follow your eyes are apart. You know, she knows your cheekbones, stuff like that. How do you call the fibudacci seat? Is it called what? The fibudacci seat. I don't know that. Who is he? No, but. No, because there's a particular ratio. They say like, "Joy of Robert's has it." They're, well, I don't know about that. Well, they say, "They're." I don't know. They're women that would be beautiful, regardless in any era. And all of them, generally, like the darker you are, the more melt-in-your-skin, and I'm not even making this weird. That kind of stuff holds up longer, you know what I mean? Because you get to your wife when you better enjoy it. Oh, man. It's coming. It's coming. Oh, my God. Is that fair of faucet or your landlord? I think that's God's way of getting you back for slay for. Yeah, maybe. Wow. Maybe at first. Remember Madonna and now she's like William DeFoe? Woo! I just saw her in the first John Wick. Oh, man. She looked like she's going to go kill Batman. What? She's jazz. She's a whore. She's smart. It's the jazzy report. I'm an DL-huglyso. A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore national park exhibits and signs related to slavery and climate change that were removed following a 2025 executive order. The decision follows a lawsuit from conservation, historical and scientific organizations that argued important parts of American history and climate science were being erased from public spaces. Put it back. Put it back. Yeah, got to put it back. I wonder if it's-- Take that name off the Kennedy Center and put the name back on all the other places. I wonder if it's overseas too because they took all the black exhibitions down from overseas about blacks in World War II. Oh, really? Yeah, they got to do it all. And you see what's his name? What's his name? It's the portrait of the highest ranking black-- Oh, yeah. Yeah, they come up to-- We just moved it, but they don't know where they moved it. Yeah, okay. What you move from? Yeah, and it's just a big old blank way used to me. Yeah. Maybe it's under that big thunder dome construction that they did before we get it looked at. I could not believe they did that racist misogyny sexist thing on it. I certainly would. You see it on social media. And you know, that thing about Michelle Obama never had you. Oh, for sure. But you don't expect it to come from, come on, man. Nothing good could come of what they did. Nothing good could come of that. All of it was just trash. But I digress. Side to say, a bad sex life in middle age raises a man's risk of dementia. They suggested maybe because individuals with poor sex were more likely to face chronic stress, which could cause atrophy in the areas of the brain link to memory. But they also suggest it could be a sign of poor heart health, which is also known to raise the risk of memory problems. Okay. We define four or six. Is it just not good or not frequent? Well, I think it's a combination of both. No, I think it's actually frequency. First of all, as a man, if you get it, it is good. I'm just saying that's what I think it's more frequency than anything. Okay. I thought poor sex was sexy to get home. It could be. What the worse than doing it with just on a mattress. Yeah. She pulled. So, hey, mom, this is interesting. It's quite under her 17-year-old daughter's college fund. So the teen put herself through school and then with a mom asked the movie whether she refused. Is the daughter wrong? That's what we got. So, her mother took the daughter's college money. So the teen put herself through school and then with a mom asked the movie whether she the daughter wouldn't let her. What do you think? I don't know if this is generational and I'm sure maybe it had happened. Maybe our parents didn't have college funds. But I'm seeing some of these parents are doing some trifling-ass things. They are. They're doing a lot of trifling things. Yeah, man. I'm like, there's some things that I'm pretty sure that our parents would never do. Yeah. difference between squandering your child's education fund and putting a bill in your name. Well, that's not the saying. Your mom wouldn't do that. She did do that. She didn't squat your. well she didn't squat your. we know she didn't squat your education for that. We know that for sure. She did put a bill in it. But I think that's totally different. But you know what? She was smart. Who? Your mom? Yeah, because the rest of my brothers is a loser. She knew which one's going in. Really wish you thought it just. you'll be messed up. Anyway, we might have messed this great up too. That's really wish you thought. But I just don't see a lot of. maybe it's just generational. I don't know. But do you think that the daughter was right? 87, 7, 2, 4, 2, 2, 2, 4, 2, 6. A mother squandered 17-year-old daughter's college fund. The daughter puts herself to college. The mother wants a little bit of a dad says, "Hey, don't know. Dig it out that money you stole from me." Yeah. Yeah. Was the daughter wrong? We're going to go to a social media platform. Especially, okay, what did they say about this? So we got Nathaniel from the hospital. Nathaniel flew into the hospital. Like the Bible. Nathaniel says, "Hell no, I wouldn't let it move in with me." I just think that a lot of these parents from some of these stories we've done have done things that I can't imagine the parents would do. Yeah. I just. I don't know. I mean, now I might have paused if the daughter said to her mom, "I don't think I want to go to school." And then she took the money. Well, I mean, it's still her college. No, but I'm saying if she had a college fund, it means before she graduated and decided to go to college, you had to be saving money because it's really expensive. Yeah. So perhaps during that time. You remember the time you told me that you wanted some school clothes and your mom said, "Well, you don't go to school." Right. Why do you guys walk your way to stories around me? I'm not in it. Because it makes sense. Why would she buy you school clothes if you weren't going to go to school? So I'm saying perhaps she thought her daughter was going to go to college. And so she was saving money. Maybe her mom. She told her mom, "I don't want to go." And so she spent money. That's not what happened. The daughter wanted to go to school. The mother was. She took the money anyway. What you do is you try to go all around the way to bring me into some stories. I would never bring you anything. They haven't gone to school. I would see. There you go. Now I'm just kidding. But they did waste my college money. Yeah. They didn't save money from you. They were going to college. They knew you weren't going to go. They didn't know that. Yeah. You kept getting kicked out of school. You got to go to school. We don't want to go to school. Let's just say this. A lot of people have started their educational journey later and done really well. A lot of people have done that. But you know what? You just like. You know what? I remember I told my bro Matt to try and read Williams. He was a gladier. I said, "Man, I think I want to go to college." He laughed. And it broke my heart to discourage me. I could have been a poet laureate right now. I could have been a PhD right now. But someone like you are doing right now. Like you are doing right now. Take a dump on somebody else's dream. And I don't think that's right. So is it your dream to go to school? No, but I wouldn't want to go. I could have wanted to go. I'm not doing it. You could have wanted to go, but you did. I don't think you guys are smarter than me at this thing. Nobody ever said that. You kind of intimated just like. I never do that. You know I do. But you know what? If you want to be the killer of dreams and keep doing that, you do it. It's petty and small. But it's the kind of thing I've come to expect from you Sanders. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go to my adoring fans. What do you think? But if your mama didn't do that, we would have never had the notes from the Jeanne. Man, see Junet there you go. There's a. You're moving up in the world. Somebody's not going to. Look at that. You're on the upwards trajectory. Wow. That's our civilized image. Wow.