Best of 2025 Part 2

Welcome back, everyone. I'm a freaking dress. Oh, my God. That's so crazy you said that, because I was going to say that I am one of them Etsy dog dress sellers. I'm getting Lainey a custom gown for New Year's. With a detachable train. Oh, my God. You have fucking lost it. I just can't help myself. Wait, what color? So either green or white, but I think white is a little too bridal. So I think it's going to. Yeah. And then white might be giving. White is like, OK, you save this one for another day. But I think it's I think we're going to do like emerald green with the detachable train. You are so in. She doesn't even realize she's spoiled. She's probably going to be like, not Mowgli. We don't have a. So I thought I didn't even have a seamstress to come in and get like my measurements. Strange. Just mommy doing this on the bed. All right. Like she just knows this is her life. Yeah, this is just how it goes for her. But we got to do something. You know, 2025 was quite the year and it's time to ring in 2026. It is. But not before we bring you some more of our. Allegedly. Allegedly best. But let's be honest, some of the worst shit we've done and said this year that you love so much. Yes, indeed. So we hope you all are enjoying your time off from work or maybe your time at work away from your family. But either way, sit back and relax. No, you are. And enjoy some of our favorites from this past year. And thank you all so much for all. All the love and support. Can you believe this show is almost 13 years old? Jesus, God. She speaks back. She has an attitude. Oh, yeah. She vapes at school. She rides in cars with boys. Oh, she's bad. She's bad, but she's growing up. She watches baddies. She wants to audition. And she wants a baddies chain so bad. Right. She's getting a fake one. She wants it, but she's going to pull a wig off for a chain. Yeah. We're going to have to talk to her. We're going to have to do something about that child. But in the meantime, thank you all so much for all the love and support over this year and all 12 of our years. And we'll see y'all in 2026. Toodles. Our last letter comes from a mod who says, Hey, y'all, I'm a mod. I'm 24 years old. And during Thanksgiving 2021, my older brother called the police on my mama because she ate a piece of chicken out of his salad. Okay. Wait. He said, I'm calling myself a mod off of soul food. For a reason. All right. My brother had invited my family and I to his place for Thanksgiving, which also falls on my mama's birthday. And even though he hosted, he did not cook Thanksgiving dinner. He instead asked my mother to cook and she obliged. Later in the evening, he made a salad and my mother asked him if she could have a bite, but he told her no. My mother was taken aback by this because she had been cooking all day, made everybody's dinner and just wanted to try it. Try his salad. At some point, she snuck a bite of a piece of chicken from the salad and then went upstairs to get ready for bed. When my brother found out, he texted her telling her to leave his home. She refused because we were supposed to be leaving in a couple of days anyway, and she thought the whole thing was ridiculous. So he then called the police to try to have her removed from the property. The cop that did show up did not think this was serious enough to forcibly remove her from the home and chalked it up to a simply family dispute and left. My family. Was shocked that my brother would call the police on my mama over something that seemed so trivial and how everything went down. I personally left our holiday stay at his home feeling disturbed. Fast forward to now and my mother and brother are estranged over this to my mom's disappointment. She has apologized to him over his salad and not respecting his boundaries three times now and he still has not forgiven her. What do you think about this situation? I'm the youngest. Among my siblings and family disputes like this are difficult for me to navigate. I've had my own fair share of problems with my mama, too, and I do think she shouldn't have just eaten his food. However, as an adult with the issues my mama and I have had, I know we can sit down, discuss it, hash it out and forgive and move on. On the other hand, my brother is someone who I sometimes find to be petty, controlling and stubborn. Personally, I don't think my mom should make any more efforts to appease someone who I think was trying to be a little mean or show off his power. I don't think my mom should make any more efforts to appease someone who I think was trying to be a little mean or show off his power. In his home, to begin with, I feel like at this point, if the issue for him is actually something deeper than the salad, then he should be able to be a man and be honest and say what it is. What do y'all think would be the best way for everyone in this situation to move forward? Thank you so much for all the work you two do. I know this letter might sound a little crazy, but I swear it's all true and I really feel like I'm in a pickle. Sincerely, Ahmad. Nigga. I. Nigga. What? The police? The coppers? You brought the coppers to your home? I think my soul just left my body for a bit. After she cooked all of Thanksgiving dinner, bitch, have you ever cooked Thanksgiving dinner? I'm. Oh, my God. This is how I know I'm an empath. I know, too, because I've never cooked a dinner for Thanksgiving. It is so much work. I've cooked a dish, like a single dish, here and there, like a handful of times in my life. I've cooked a dish. Oh, my God. But, like, cooking. Oh, my God. I'm pissed. Cooking dinner for your spouse and two, three kids is a lot of work. It is. Cooking a Thanksgiving. Like, cooking dinner. Cooking dinner for your family. Thanksgiving is a huge dinner. Especially on Thanksgiving. It's not a meat two sides. It's eight meats. I've grown up. It's 16 sides. It's four breads. It's 10 cakes. And, like, I think Black people across the diaspora. This is what we do. The ones that do Thanksgiving. We're not talking about. We're talking about days. Yeah. Yeah. Days of cooking. We're talking about Monday at the latest. Monday, they'll start thawing that turkey because it's time to get started. You have to. You have to. Let's start shredding that cheese and getting ready. It is. Nigga. Nigga. It is. Like, I have seen Black women. Nigga. Even friends of mine in our group who have done Thanksgiving. Jade and I have. Who afterwards just lay down. Literally. Don't even eat. Don't ask for nothing. Just lay down. And just, don't talk to me. Just let me drink this. Drink this rum and coke and just, just toss it in the food in the kitchen. I cannot. I cannot imagine. I cannot imagine. It is tiring. Although a lot of, a lot of people do it with love, especially moms, grandmas. Oh, yeah. Who love it for their family, especially when they get older. It's still a lot of work. So much. Even if it weren't, which I, but I want us to keep our, our, our minds on the fact that it is. That it is. My fault. Your mama took a bite of your chicken. And you, you attempted to kick her out of the house. A wrist. Do you know how wild that already is? Again, if you got, if you ordered the chicken from churches and she took a bite of yours and you tried to kick her out the house, I would say you are bugging. She cooked the food. Took a bite of yours. It's Thanksgiving. I know it's a ton of food left. You tried to kick her out the house. She reasonably said, girl, fuck you. I gave birth to you and I cooked all this food. Like, I'm not going nowhere. So you called the police? The police. You hate your mama. That's what I'm saying. Like, what is missing? Yeah. What's. Yeah. Yeah. When Ahmad said. Because Ahmad said that he's had his issues. They were able to reconcile it in a way that sounds like progressed and mature or whatever. So he knows it's possible there. But that made me think, what is, what has, what's the mama's tea? What does she do to your brother? Yes, exactly. Because this isn't. He hates her. That is, that's so wild. So flagrant. So violent that if this nigga wasn't. like unhinged I feel like you would have said it he did say something like he feels like his brother is controlling or something petty controlling and stubborn you didn't say crazy cause this isn't petty or stubborn or controlling this is wild this is crazy yeah I don't know I feel for you Ahmaud cause I get you I felt you in my heart when you said you're the baby and I'm sure that emotionally this is a lot for you and you want it to just be over but did he give the brother a name no he did not Ahmaud if I were you my brother would have to kiss the blackest part of my ass like I was like someone else in the family would have to be the person to say now you need to fix this and I'm not sure where we're gonna get started but you we have a lot of work to do but you called the police on my mama because she ate a piece of chicken off your plate and she cooked for your ungrateful black ass I would have been like I would have put hands on you for trying to kick her out over it you called the police to come to this house and possibly shoot my mama dead because she ate a piece of your chicken yeah I wouldn't have I wouldn't even be interested in you in making amends I wouldn't like I would want nothing to do with you I would be that pissed this is crazy yeah what does she do to him Ahmaud I think your brother was looking for a reason to cut your mama off no matter how small it was and this was it that makes sense but why he invited somebody he hates to his house in the first place I don't understand why would she even invite why did you even host Thanksgiving and invite this woman and ask her to cook if you hate her this much also you're the youngest the youngest child frequently gets a different set of parents than the oldest the firstborns know what I'm talking about wow we get them niggas at their worst we get the parents who have never been parents before and they make all their worst mistakes on us so it's quite possible that you've had issues with your mama and your brother's issues are much worse when you said you know I've gone back and forth with my mom before I know she can be difficult whatever else I would assume that your brother has a lot of issues with your mom that he isn't willing to talk about for whatever reason and it came out in this absolutely insane way however again it is I cannot even wrap my mind around inviting someone to my home that I dislike this much I simply would not have invited my mother I would not be spending a holiday with her if I felt that way about her the best way for everybody to move on it sounds like your brother has moved on it's your mom who wants a relationship with her son but but if he's not willing to speak to her about what the problem is she can't have one you can't force him to have the conversation I would simply leave it alone oh yeah it has to be because nobody does this you don't invite somebody into your house ask them to take on the monumental task of cooking Thanksgiving dinner and then catch an attitude when they make a salad later on and want a bite of it or like whatever however it worked out like this is you see how this don't make no god damn sense he's mad about something that's not like you said I feel if the issue is something deeper than the salad if the issue is your mama did crack or something like your mama left your brother in the trap house in exchange for some dope like something or you know or maybe it's completely unreasonable and your brother's out of his mind but it is absolutely deeper than the salad calling the police on your mama because she wouldn't leave that you trying to kick her out over this bite of chicken trigger was right I don't know what boundary she crossed if she knew she did if she did it but it's definitely deeper absolutely absolutely I don't know why you would invite a person that you are that on the edge with to go over to your house that's it if you I don't want to sound like I'm caping for your brother because I think he's out of his mind in this scenario like this is fully ridiculous because if I dislike you that much I don't even trust you cooking for me there's no way I would have invited you into my home if I had this kind of beef with you but your brother's being clear that he's not trying to move forward he's fine with simply not talking to your mama and that's that your mama's the one who needs to accept that until her son wants to mend things she can't force it and hopefully she's not bringing you into it and keeping you involved and like oh why am I what's wrong with Marcus hopefully she's not doing that I'm sure you want everybody in your family to get along and everybody be happy etc etc but sometimes it just don't work out like that you could try talking to your brother yourself don't go back and tell your mama what y'all's conversation was but you could be like you know I'm 24 you're 35 what happened when I wasn't born you know if you guys have a relationship like a chit chat relationship like that I would absolutely do that I would too because first of all I would even having a history with my mom I would still be pissed about the police situation over some chicken that she cooked like I would be living it makes no sense to call the cops I would be like okay so this is just between you and I I'm not it's just you know brother to brother what's tea for real because you hate this bitch it's not the chicken but she would hate this bitch what does she do? and I need to realize this looks crazy she ate a piece of chicken you tried to kick her out she wouldn't leave you called the police she apologized thrice three times and you still don't want to talk to her behind that chicken you're running up on four years of not speaking to mama behind this salad it's not about the salad what happened? I think I would yeah at least I would at least for for you just to kind of bridge the gap a little bit have a little bit more clarity with your brother and hopefully empathy even though what he did was wild you will know okay he did this thing because he has had a really weird relationship with mom that they kept for me because I'm the baby and it's different or you know whatever XYZ ABC reason and that is what it is it's not a salad thing you know she just he don't play with her like that because she did this and that makes sense and you know she crossed the boundary thought that she would be cute because she was mama and she cooked and you know he had to put his foot down and she's playing a game at least you have more understanding understanding of it but even if you do do that like Crystal said I would just I think you should stay out of it that's just for your own understanding but yes because I've had to have a similar conversation with my brother Adam who y'all know is three years old about you know Adam didn't grow up in the hell that I grew up in my mother by the time Adam came around she was too tired to really give a fuck and my dad wasn't really around so he didn't grow up terrorized the way I did so he kind of just like dad I mean I saw that nigga like four times what you mean and I'm like I'm so deeply jealous of that I wouldn't wish that nigga wasn't around from my childhood you have no idea what I went through I would try with my brother but I would leave it alone after that because this ultimately don't have shit to do with you right this is about them two grown don't be a messenger yes do not whatever you do if you talk to your brother do not go back and tell your mama unless you want to completely ruin the dynamic between you and your brother and if your mother like Crystal Seika is like if she is trying to involve you and be like oh have you spoken to Marcus have you can you go shut that down too no and don't talk to me about Marcus Marcus don't want to talk to you so simply leave me out of it I had to do this when my mother would call me she would call me about Adam every day she would call me and act like she wanted to talk to me and then five minutes later she would be like so let me tell you about Adam and what Adam is doing and Adam this and Adam that and after a couple of weeks of that I said don't call me no more to talk about Adam and she just stopped calling so if I were you I I stay out of it stay stay stay out of trying don't try to fix it yeah don't try to fix it don't try to fix it this is something much deeper it's wild not yes not your responsibility and not within your power. If you could fix it, it would be fixed. Yeah. so yeah yeah best of luck to you i hope we find out why he hates your mama so much because calling the cops i would like to know you called the cops on a black woman on thanksgiving because she took a bite of your salad it ain't no bite of it as if she could even if i was so mad at my mom and was like get out of my house it ain't no way i would have called the police never never ever would have called the police it's not that she'll be gone within 48 hours i'll go stay at a hotel i'm not calling i was just about to say that i'm not calling the cops it's not i'm only calling the cops if i feel like my life is in danger i was just about to if i was in that situation i told my mama leave she's like girl go fuck yourself i might just leave and go stay somewhere else i'm not calling the police baby is it was extreme so i'm deeply i'm so interested to know what your brother's like you don't understand the hell that woman put me through but again in that case why did you have her to your house why'd you have her cook why'd you did like why did you even invite her so talking in circles at this point good luck all those could be olive branches they could have been an attempt to maybe and she violated his boundaries once again and it and he snapped we we don't know we don't know but this isn't a normal reaction to somebody taking a bite of your food even the greediest niggas even the greediest niggas wouldn't have called the cops there's nobody i'm trying to think of who i know that would fight you behind their food not even fran not even fran would call the police over you taking a bite of her fucking food the police yeah our next letter comes from rocky who says dear chrislyn kiffury y'all blasted nelly for being a trash father to his newborn but am i in the same situation i'm in my third trimester with a hopefully cute alien on the way a few that's a fair way that's exactly what it is there's a little adorable parasite draining you of all of your nutrients for the next several months until it's ready to healthy enough to come out yeah yeah a beautiful little okay being a few months ago i asked my husband lewis to research house cleaners for our home prep for when the baby arrives god bless this week i reminded him that it's getting close to my due date and it would be great to have those estimates i also said i didn't really care about getting a pre-baby deep clean and i think it would be more helpful to have regular cleaning once the baby arrives he responds that he never did that research and doesn't want to because the house cleaner is expensive now he does have a point because we recently moved and at our old house the prices were a bit ridiculous but we now live in a different city where prices could be different and we split the cleaning price to be more proportionate to our income also call me crazy but he agreed to do this months ago and lastly i am pushing out a whole creature from my tiny vagina that was in all caps i had to i remind him that he tried to clean the house i remind him that he tried to clean the house by himself early in my pregnancy and complained about it the whole time and this is when he's not even sleep deprived yet we also have no family in the area to be around to help after the first month and the family that we do have come visit are too old to be reliable for cleaning a house i'm in therapy but my husband is not so i tried to think of a compromise why would you say that i'm sorry this came out we were all thinking it you're supposed to keep that inside i said we could work with a cleaner temporarily for three months and then take away that expense and i also asked for getting quotes for people who don't clean the entire house and only come once a week or even bi-weekly to clean parts of the house like the bathroom and kitchen and i mentioned that just because we're getting estimates doesn't mean we'll choose one of them lewis still refuses saying it's too expensive and that people with newborns manage just fine and that's why i'm here today to talk to you about without cleaners he then said he doesn't need me to take care of a baby which he doesn't remember saying when i called him out on it later after i calmed down and which he justified by explaining that he meant poor people raise infants without playing paying for a cleaning service while this may be true those poor people likely don't live in the size of house that we do and they likely have family nearby that can help with cleaning and cooking i also said i don't really care about those people because this is something that will help me and i feel like my needs are being ignored and i'm not sure if that's the right word but i'm not sure if it's the right word or not i'm not sure but i'm not sure if it's the right word or not i'm not sure if it's the right word or not i'm not sure also concerning is him thinking that he won't have to pay for anything extra until daycare happens months later if this man thinks he can't afford three months of a partial home cleaner how can he afford a kid for the next 18 plus years although i make a little more than twice his salary we also have wildly different approaches to how to save and spend money i take a more conservative approach and have more in savings i try to i try to suggest ways for him to save money within the last two years like not going on trips or getting a part-time side hustle and he ignores my suggestions thoughts on what to do in this case any other compromises i could suggest is this an unreasonable ask from me and this may be rhetorical but why do men have such nelly tendencies ah thanks rocky the rocky oh baby girl i don't even know where to begin i'll start with just you know i'm gonna springboard off of the ending here and say that i would i would jump into a debate that your husband worse than nelly nelly's excuse albeit childish ridiculous you know so far from parenting um and you know unhelpful it was him essentially saying i don't want to handle shit i don't want to handle human shit baby shit i don't want to handle shit now again i've said this about dog owners if you don't want to handle shit wrong don't get a wrong pet especially a dog wrong pet right you might get away with it with a cat right you probably just throw that sand in a bag or so and they have they have all kind of cat boxes now that clean themselves take themselves out and shit like but a dog you really you have to pick that turd multiple times a day you do you have to dispose it you do you should many of y'all bitches refuse right but that's i've already had that it's the law so this is something that is just it isn't just like oh poop grosses me out i'm gonna huge child this is like oh care for the safety of the human that i worked on creating bro what the fuck bro i'd say that's worse now regardless of how much your husband sucks you're saying that you make nearly two times what this nigga is raking in she slightly more than twice what not nearly two times slightly more you make more than double what this bitch earns a year and he's talking to you about a fucking regarding money in relation to the baby that you are carrying that they are going to rip slash carve out of your human body say it again you i would honestly take all five of these nails and say no who are you talking no i'm hiring cleaners whichever i want i'm hiring nannies whichever i want i'm paying for them and you can get in the bin or get with it because i'm carrying the baby and the burden and the bag so i just i i'm gonna suggest that you shut your living ass up girl i'm sorry this is it this is exactly what you need to hear what imagine you thinking that you could tell me how much money i'm going to spend on our baby that i'm carrying that is going to bloodily be ripped from my goddamn body when i make more than twice as much as you do bitch in what world are you writing into two wide open rude disrespectful faggots and asking us are you bugging girl girl girl i'm done what was your name rocky you know how i feel i'm finished baby you carry that household there is no household without you whatever you need in preparation for this child it needs to be a conversation of how are we going to facilitate as parents the things i need as i give birth oh my god i don't care how the money has to be rearranged if if however it needs to be divvied up so that you can get this bi-weekly house cleaner or whatever it is you think you need it needs to fucking happen a nigga why are you even entertaining a debate from this man why is he talking to you is your therapist i know your therapist is like i know your therapist i know your therapist is so glad you wrote this letter because i know they have been wanting to say you literally you are the breadwinner it's your uterus and vagina that are going to be blown to smithereens what where is the debate i don't know what like okay listen up lewis since um cleaning is so goddamn expensive or whatever it's too much money and we don't think you do it and and and i'll still gonna need to be cleaned i'm gonna be postpartum i'm gonna have to be taking care of this baby that's gonna be crying every 30 minutes shitting every 20 minutes you clean it you clean it shut the fuck up lewis don't say shit else not only are we getting cleaners i'm on the way to go get six mcflurries and you're gonna shut your ass about it he's going to have to make changes to the way he lives because he's having a child we can afford it i just you're going to have to change the way you live the same way i have to change the way i live we're going to have to switch things up because we're bringing a new human into the world these niggas swear they're mufasa if they just wake up yawn show their baby outside go play and then die and their 18 wives take care of the kids and clean them this makes his comment about poor people raise infants without playing paying for a cleaning service that much more unacceptable because you are the poorer people get to work what the fuck are you this you you you had to clean the house or you were asked to clean the house or you tried it once and complained the whole fucking time what why if somebody made more than twice my salary come on this nigga is ungrateful this nigga's ungrateful if you make twice my salary i work we're having a baby together i would be gleeful that you're picking pricey ass cleaners and stuff and i'm not the one who has and you're the pregnant one if you make more than twice my salary then i'm gonna save my money you know and we can divide up bills in some kind of way or whatever but i'm going to be and you are the pregnant one i'm so old let's rearrange this this money that i have that we both know barely put in on our home and the way we live let's figure it out with now this combined budget like yeah like i would be all in on trying to do whatever my pregnant spouse needed because we're having a baby you have been you you finance this nigga you provide him this life what do you mean he not it's nothing he don't get to not be on board what would you be in the house that you're in right now if you didn't make two times more than this no of course he wouldn't of course he you would he wouldn't right girl and you still girl are riding into strangers no baby girl saying like am i tripping any possible compromisations sure affecting his ass like uh unfortunately i think my hormones would have me considering divorce over this because who are you sitting across the dining table from these fuck niggas and be like well how do i make this work bitch should you this was the fucking 50s or 40s and some shit that you weren't working or whatever and this nigga was making 25 cents an hour and that was the only money coming in the house i would still be like you're carrying his baby things need to be done babies are expensive niggas got to get to with the program not only that you make way more than this nigga does sure and he's still talking about what he not doing that's the thing i'm lost if if if it really would be a financial strain to hire the house cleaner then he should be willing to clean the house bet he won't we shouldn't even have to be having this conversation because you should be on it you should it should be spick and span in this bitch why it's not i just realized i'm wearing a diplomat hoodie see i really am a fan sorry go ahead no yeah he sucks what you should do i hate to tell somebody about to give birth to get a divorce but god damn i'd be keeping my eye on the prize the prize of being divorced right because and you said you are actually you're more conservative with your money which you get to be because you have so much more of it but he don't even save like he goes on trips and does whatever he wants to he has play money because of you this nigga girl i can't say ungrateful enough he has forgotten what it's like to struggle like do you think that because nelly and ashanti have this show that's supposed to be cute on own or whatever and it's like oh nelly ain't shit he voted for trump and he won't change diapers and he sucks but like they're so adorable and nostalgic do you feel like there's like like that's what this is giving because i've heard a lot of people say that they're so adorable and they're so cute and they're so cute and they're so cute and i promise you she's gonna leave that nigga again and you should probably do so and if the roles were reversed like they usually are people would be saying that your pregnant ass should be clean in any way because that's what your husband deserves he makes more than twice you do so bitch earn your keep oh look at that true girl girl uh realistically realistically what what would i advise you to uh keep saving for that divorce attorney that you're probably gonna hire in in a couple of years once you're out of this newborn phase and you realize that this man is holding you back goddamn yeah way back uh best uh back into time sister what imagine telling me what i'm gonna do with my money for my baby in my body shoot that okay let me stop it comes out sometimes every now and again i'm just like there are guns everywhere okay you have to stop saying it you have to stop you can't don't do that don't do that no don't ever do there's legal ways of leaving niggas people yeah i hope y'all have a prenup shit uh uh i wouldn't i would not be arguing with this nigga straight up you either gonna clean the house or i'm hiring a housekeeper pick one that is it that's it that's it nigga and i'm done talking about it you can argue with the mortgage about it bitch what the fuck are you talking to put your dick on the table girl you make me like what are you talking about put your foot down shut up if you first of all you don't save money you run through your hand like water don't even know why you pressed about my spending in the first place but if you do feel that bad i can direct you to a bucket some water and soap and you can get to bus in these suds but i bet you won't so shut your ass um uber eats lyft instacart it's all kind of big opportunities out here mcdonald's wendy's burking etc constantly acceptance rolling applications claire's it's called hustling body work it's called hustling that's what i call it i mean i think i think this man is telling you exactly what kind of father he's going to be yes i think he's weirdly insecure and maybe resentful of you for your money and hopefully you know well even if y'all do go to couples counseling you probably paying for that but you know if if you want to keep this marriage i guess then i would recommend stuff like that but yeah good luck yeah good luck good luck with that but you hit the nail on the fucking head because a lot of these things be with women who make more money than them and it's almost like a napoleon competition oh yeah where they start getting manipulative controlling abusive because they're insecure simply because this woman makes more money than them and the woman is not putting their dick on the table and going bitch you can't say nothing they're still willing to compromise like conform to these um ideals of what a woman is supposed to be to a man and and you be submissive and all this stuff you know she raking in coin and this nigga don't do shit or no shit let me guess what when y'all go out to eat he make you give him your credit card so that he can give it to the waiter so it looks like he paid okay she wants you to stop talking in fact a lot of people want you to stop speaking a lot of y'all said that's too close mamas Tabitha writes yeah hi Chris and Kifuri first of all thank you tremendously for the time you give us each week it's had an amazing impact on my life for over the last decade and I appreciate the fuck out of y'all a few weeks ago I was hospitalized for over a week and on the day that I was discharged one of my best friends Sydney who had been insanely supportive during my hospital stay told me that they'd begun fucking a person that I had been trying to date and who I really liked named Wanda when I confronted my friend about how they could do such a thing to me during one of the worst times in my life they gave me excuses such as they didn't know how upset I'd be and it all just happened so fast I don't mean to laugh it's so ridiculous this is so liga biga tiga this is really how we do because of how great of a friend they'd been to me in the past I attempted to move past the betrayal telling them that we could remain friends I just wasn't ready to talk about and be happy for them and Wanda fast forward two weeks and to my complete shock Sydney showed up to a mutual friends party with Wanda now mind you the mutual friend had never even met Wanda before so why would you bring her to the party yeah Sydney brought Wanda to this party that a mutual friend was having but the mutual friend didn't even know Wanda so it's like why would you bring a bitch I don't even know her I don't even know anyway now oh okay I already said that were you trying to make a statement or were you just being super gay I was surprised by this because Sydney and I had just spoken the night before and they made no mention of bringing Wanda to this party of course when I confronted them about it they said they didn't even think about it and and quote you said you didn't want to talk about Wanda so I didn't want to bring it up ew after that I told Sydney that I would need some space for a little bit fast forward to this past weekend Sydney and I hadn't settled on a time to discuss continuing our friendship so when they texted me out of the blue I assumed that's what it would be about however they were texting asking if they could come to my party even though we hadn't discussed our friendship yet I was flabbergasted and told them that I wouldn't be comfortable seeing them given how hurt I still was to this they responded that I had been mean to them by isolating them and not supporting them and Wanda and that they didn't want to continue our friendship at all I'm extremely hurt by the way things went down with Sydney I miss them and our friendship however I can't deny the feelings of animosity and resentment that I have towards them still my question is what would you do in this situation would you attempt to reconcile with Sydney and or apologize for making them feel iced out while we were taking space or would you give up a four year friendship over this I'm in my late 30s and I found it increasingly difficult to make solid friendships over the last few years I consider myself to be a very good and supportive friend and expect that from others which I think gives me high standards for friendship that it's hard for other people to meet regardless I'm hesitant to just walk away from this given the difficulty I've faced with building and maintaining solid connections over the last few years I would appreciate any advice you two can offer given that I've listened to y'all longer than I've listened to a lot of people in this life and I would truly value your opinion thank you sincerely Tabitha love that you chewed right there at the end miss girl to be honest I've listened to you niggas more than I have most other human beings that I actually know so what do y'all think oh Tab well Tab I think it sounds like Sydney is one of these people who will deflect because like to to ridiculous degrees because taking accountability for wrongdoing or just upsetting someone makes them uncomfortable oh yeah or what have you and that's obviously not an excuse to you know dodge confrontation or accountability or whatever but a lot of these responses are just so throwaway and to me I'm like okay on the party I'm like her being like oh can i come to your party if she is that type of person i wouldn't be surprised if that was an effort to be around you again and maybe she was expecting that you would talk to her about it when you get there because she doesn't sound like the type of person who's going to do it herself you know what i mean you think i want to be at my party cross-faded and talking to you about this bullshit you did the absolute right thing and being like no no no but i would gather that at least that's like the one little breadcrumb i could give her i think in listening to this is that i would guess that it wasn't just oh i'm completely jumping over the fact that we haven't talked or acting like we don't have issues this is maybe just like a branch where i would come and likely waste your time because i doubt she would have came to your party if you invited her and been like can we sit over here and talk and um i know i was right like that would never happen so you did the right thing as far as the rest of it goes i couldn't help listening to it but think about how you always say to have a friend you have to be a friend and even if you are not sydney going i see how deep and upsetting this is type of this telling you yeah yeah so at the very least like why are you playing these reindeer games ho like why can you not at the very least respect how i feel how i've said i feel yeah and our relationship and i'm like where's the respect right and it's so weird that you would bring this bitch to a friend's function they don't even know her yeah it the whole thing is weird to me yeah sydney sounds like a real piece of work because what do you mean i was in the hospital for a week and during that time you went and started fucking somebody that you knew i liked and i who i had been trying to pursue the fact that you even were like okay well let me try to figure it out and still be friends with you like sydney knew how you felt about this person they knew how you felt about wanda and they still was like well this bitch is out of pocket for the next seven days so let me go make my move like that's already it's so foul right that's already so messy that the fact that you were even like okay let me you know i'm not ready to be happy for y'all but let me try to get over it anyway you already better than me a lot of bitches across any range of age i would have been like you are very much done i've been plotting on this nigga for how long and then you come in and swoop in and start it don't matter if if wanda likes sydney more than wanda likes you it's about sydney's behavior one thousand percent who was wanda i don't even know right wanda wanda could be anybody that is right like i'm not even saying that necessarily sydney and wanda would have to never ever be together but the way this happened sounds real sneaky and like you said when you confronted them about they were like well i didn't know how you would feel about it and it just all happened so fast and blah blah like that's how upset you would be oh girl this is not even i didn't know if it would upset you i didn't know how upset you would be okay there's so many like just inconsiderate who gives a fuck right and moments in this i really think inconsiderate is the exact right word here because why would you then sydney bring wanda to a mutual friends party when wanda don't know this person and this person don't like you could have just left wanda at home why would you bring wanda to this party knowing i'm a beater and how i feel about we just talked about the party last night sydney playing in your fucking face directly sydney is playing in your fucking face baby and then to be like oh well actually you've been icing me out and it's really mean and it hurts my feelings girl go fuck yourself no shit you suck i've been icing you out because you're not a good friend the fuck kind of bullshit is this yeah yeah you've you've been like are your feelings hurt you feel like you've been isolated correct correct you have been isolated you put yourself in a position to be isolated you have been doing i was in the hospital come on come on for a week and you decided to take that opportunity to fuck on my crush that you know i have a crush on that you know i'm trying to get with that's already though right then we discuss how foul that is you make the most cockamamie excuse for your behavior right and then continue to do little microaggressive stuff macroaggressive stuff yeah shit that is just so inconsiderate and like right and then it's like well you've been you know isolating me from whatever why the fuck would i want you to be around me when i said i needed some space you text me talking about can i come to your party no what about i need some space is not my space is there and i need it yeah so i i get that you know it feels like close friendships are in short supply these days and it's hard for you to maintain those i get that and you don't want to just let go of somebody you've been friends with for four years but it really sounds like sydney is letting go of you like honestly trying not to be your friend no more i because i can't understand why you wouldn't want to be your friend no more you would treat somebody this way if i had a crush if i had a crush on somebody my friend also had a crush on i would just have to be a big girl about it and fucking tell them like i'm not gonna go sneak and sleep with the bitch behind your back when you have talked to me openly about your feelings for this person but let's say you were in the hospital and me and this person was at the same bar something started talking we was really vibing she touching all on me on my shoulders and shit you know making eye contact the vibes are there i'm not gonna go sneak and i'm not just gonna go start fucking this person knowing how my friend feels like it's just like i have more control over myself sexually than that i'm not gonna just do i'm gonna go that's it right there like do you have any control over your genitals sydney self control yes i don't care how bad i'm wanting you feeling you in that moment i know how my friend feels about you not saying we never gonna get together because we might we really might but i'm gonna go talk to my friend and i'm gonna go talk to my friend and i'm gonna go talk to my friend first before i just start fucking somebody because i care about this person and their feelings and my relationship with them like and look sometimes shit happens a fine-ass thud is also in short supply oh god please please don't bring it up i'm in so much trouble friend who is ailing right that's their piece it's just weird yeah look elsewhere that's not how you treat a friend so i don't think you have these super high standards for friendship me neither it because this is basic this is basic to be like hey bro turns out me and you have a crush on the same girl what you want to do like should we literally oh my god scissors about it i wouldn't even think you are so stupid and honestly if you didn't say that you always get it when i make a dumb pun if you didn't say scissors twice it would have went directly over my head oh i love anyways yeah no you ate that uh you ate that childish program tabitha i don't i also agree like you're literally like you know i expect for in friendship you're literally like you know i expect for in friendship for it to be mutual right and for you to get and give and have respect that goes both ways to me yeah but i must be asking you not asking too much sydney's sydney sounds like an immature friend at at best that's being the kindest that i can be about it so even if wanda fell between her legs things happen it's right like let's just jump out of a stupid window all of the behavior after that right bringing her to the party and that's right she's playing your yeah yeah sydney is playing with you so i as much as you don't want to lose a friendship at this point which i really do understand i think this person has made it clear that they're not a safe friend for you and they are at this point they've made themselves into the victim which is just like you really the acrobatics you bitches will go through to make yourselves not be the bad guy is so crazy stand up in that shit yes i knew that you had a crush on wanda but wanda was looking so fine at the bar i simply had to eat her pussy in the back i am so sorry and then from there tap this like wow that is so wild whatever a little whatever whatever just you know respect that i feel some type of way yes and then respect that bring wanda to the function yes you do not bring wanda to the function you understand i did slide in on the girl that my friend like i'm gonna give my friend some space that was cool so i'm not gonna stop fucking wanda but i am gonna you know not bring wanda around to rub salt in the fucking wound that's a bear like sydney had so many chances to be a decent person to you and hey can i come to the come to your party no no i still need space you okay you cool you no worries yeah yeah let's take let's if if if it's all right with you can we set up a time to talk this week um blah blah but i understand that you're not going to be able to come to the party and how you feel and i want you to take whatever space you need i'm here whenever you're ready to talk about it like simple shit simple shit we have a letter this week that is a little messy um so last week we you saying that first makes me because because we've had messy ones where you need to say because this is like a follow-up to a letter that was last week but it's someone else please i gotta get it out so yes let's do it last week we had a letter from tabitha who was like i was in the hospital when i got out my best friend sydney had been fucking on this girl i liked wanda and we was going back and forth why am i not surprised us y'all so sydney wrote in and said hey chrislyn kip fury wow i'm a long time fan and supporter and i have not missed a week since i started listening to you two even though y'all chewed me up and spit me out in the last episode i was highly entertained but we'll stay okay i don't think y'all got the full picture of what went down between tabitha and i and very conveniently so so i'm here to clear the air let me start off with the fact that tabitha introduced me to wanda and wanted me to meet her because they knew we would hit it off yes i knew that tabitha i knew tabitha had a crush on wanda but by the time i met wanda she and tabitha had already established that they would be platonic there is no reality in which wanda would ever want to date somebody like tabitha who is extremely polyamorous and was actively dating and fucking multiple people while all this was going on tabitha wanda leans monogamous like me and we're honestly pretty perfect for each other she is the safest and most loving okay yeah yeah i originally tried to i'll always go off how much you love these girls okay we get it i originally tried to friend zone wanda but every time i saw her things would just progress and she honestly makes me really happy it was hard to deny her love when she treats me right and we're a great match before tabitha was hospitalized wanda and i were already going out on dates which tabitha knew about tabitha now you didn't say that i had asked tabitha how they would feel about seeing about me seeing wanda and their response was i'm not sure how i would feel but that they didn't want to block my blessings so i let things flow as you know with the liga biga tiga plus plus plus these dates happen consecutively and often we went on like 12 days before we finally damn i was trying to wait but things just happened was i really expected to make my girl wait forever i even told tabitha as soon as they got out of the hospital because i didn't want them to find out from somebody else so i'm not sure how much more accountable i could be i also did not just show up to a friend's party with my new boo i showed up to my best friend's birthday party that i helped coordinate at pride in the park tabitha my best friend was excited to meet my new boo who makes me very happy and had given me the okay to bring wanda despite knowing that tabitha would also be there and i wasn't about to leave bay home while i was at pride at the end of the day this is so i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm i'm happy i love dykes at the end of the day i was concerned about my best friend's feelings more on their birthday and i feel like tabitha should have understood that and regarding tabitha's party that i texted her about going to it was actually their siblings halloween pre-game party which just so happened to be hosted at tabitha's house i got uninvited day of because tabitha suddenly couldn't bear to see me after weeks of putting me off we had been trying to discuss our friendship and even met in private and i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry to talk things out and this is where they told me that they could not be happy for me however tabitha's schedule was hectic and they were going through a lot so i was trying not to be pushy uninviting me on the day of after telling me a few days before that it was okay for us to share a space was my last straw since in my eyes this drama was unnecessary tabitha was making it seem like me letting someone pursue me and treat me right was a crime so yes i did end our friendship abruptly through text but i was honestly tired of them telling me that they couldn't be happy for me and i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and lastly but most importantly tabitha basically did this exact same thing to me last summer where they pursued one of my crushes oh tabitha i hooked up with my crush and immediately after like the next day tabitha declared their love to my crush tabitha stays trying to claim every crush i have even though they be hooking up with the whole city and a half like damn can't i get a chance to be happy too i don't even participate in gay culture these days because it's so messy and i've been waiting to be with someone who just wants to be with me that is also a lesbian i told tabitha that their entitlement to crushes is weird and i think there needs to be some accountability to that but poly people will do whatever they want to in the name of freedom or whatever i guess whatever they be doing over there with their polyamorous bullshit and they're all fucking all i'm not sure why tabitha wrote y'all leaving out all these very key details expecting this not to get back to me in all honesty though tabitha needs to grow up they're almost 40 and still acting out like they got all the time in the world to be ruining good friendships over petty childish drama i almost missed out on one of the best relationships of my life had i given tabitha their way but i wasn't going to do that again especially not with somebody this great if they want to ice me out of their life for a crush they had of three weeks over our four year friendship then so be it but i'm happy where i'm at and that's that they don't miss me they miss me bending my boundaries for them and it's sad to realize that after four years but i couldn't keep somebody in my life who made me feel like a bad person for just living anyway thanks for listening i just had to say something since hearing my story get twisted on the only podcast i listened to was not on my 2025 bingo card i'm always rooting for and raving about you both please let me know if you really think i'm in the wrong because so far all of our mutuals seem to be on my side and they think tabitha is just having big messy feelings if y'all still think i'm an inconsiderate shitty friend i will still be a fan i promise thanks sydney i promise you wouldn't need what i want right this is incredible though thank you wow oh i just adore it tabitha how could you tabitha maybe tabitha just wanted to hear some people drag sydney and so you said clearly about all the context clearly they're gonna be on my side yeah and i'm gonna make sure they on my side oh damn tabitha so hold on so she actually started dating uh baby boo before you went to the hospital yes and you knew that you had a crush on baby boo but that was put to rest when it was decided that y'all would just be cool then wanda and sydney started dating you didn't tell us that yeah y'all didn't tell us that you did this same shit to her but worse because you actually felt her crush while she was still crushed on the bed like everything that she said to us was in this yeah and i think tabitha knows that had we had this information baby come on now who would have been telling you you're tripping like it seems like all your friends are exactly so um gosh sydney i just want to say thank you for emailing us your side of the story i don't sometimes i think y'all think that we are like we cuss you out and then we're like you know six months later thinking no i've i these letters vanish from my mind as soon as we're done recording six hours i promise you i was not holding this against you or anything like that you know i don't these are probably all fake names i don't know what none of y'all look like i would never hold this against you but i do appreciate the extra context here um and of course my advice would change knowing all of this now it sounds like of course like y'all just don't need because our main i think our main thing with with her when we listened to tabitha's letter was how inconsiderate she was yes and sydney was like oh bitch let me tell y'all one thing like i considered everything i considered everything and honestly even just though we went on dates before tabitha was hospitalized and tabitha knew that that alone like you don't even you didn't even need this yeah that's considerate and hitting you up and telling you directly hey while you were hospitalized it from just dating to this is my boo didn't she say we met because old girl thought we would be a good yes introduce us because wanda is more monogamous than and she's not with all this you fucking somebody different every other night so it was never gonna work out no way lord lord lord i'm sorry if you're poly right can't doesn't mean you don't have a crush it doesn't mean you don't have feelings but baby cakes gonna a three-week crush versus your friend right i would think that if you were poly and sexually active that you know miss one bus next 15 one coming hey get under to get over am i right ladies and gentlemen like what are we talking about oh the ladies ladies and gays have got to get it together this is so i just i saw this in the inbox and i was like my nipples are so happy this is incredible yeah so that was so good thank you i'm so gay she was really gay really like okay now this bitch tried it because i know she know i listened to and it's the only podcast i listened to so you wrote in knowing i would hear it no and you just didn't think i would actually send an email my damn self quick news flash uh tab the that that wide web it's for the world it's for the whole world i'm on it too i'm on it too i can email them same niggas i can and i'm gonna and i did so maybe y'all just don't need to talk no because at this point i don't i mean i don't know who to believe but y'all are having oh i definitely believe sydney y'all are definitely right because sydney's like she didn't you know i don't know who to believe but y'all are having you know tabitha didn't lie what tabitha did do was not tell y'all the full truth they're left out that's called a live it is it is called that so um this was fun thank you so much all those things were like why would she do yeah he said i didn't i wouldn't you're right why would i do that i literally would not i was so considerate so like she brought her to our dance party and our friend don't even know that person you don't even know i was watching the fantastic four film the new one that came out i couldn't help but notice that once again they hired somebody to play one of the storm siblings and bleached their hair and gave them blue contacts and i want to understand the the decision making there like were you so in love with joseph joseph quinn that you were like we just have to throw him in anything before james gunn in the dcu get him it doesn't matter that he has brunette hair it doesn't matter he doesn't have blue eyes and that johnny storm does we'll bleach that hair baby and we'll put some blue contacts in it's distracting it's distracting and and contact lenses don't even make me vomit like personally like me yeah i just don't the it's like and you why not just hire a blonde person with blue eyes like vanessa kirby they did this in the first two um fantastic four movies with jessica alba because it was obvious back then someone was like who's the fucking sexiest who cares about comic book accuracy or and just who's fucking fine just yeah just got a very mixed brunette hair they bleached that lady hair put blue contacts in her but that was back during like toby mcguire spider-man hugh jackman's x-men they were all kind of cheesy and campy um and we weren't that used to big superhero flicks so i think i remember as a kid just kind of getting over it even though it was also distracting now i'm like well what are we doing yeah so this leads me to my actual question here we know what we're getting we know we're getting an x-men movie we're praying about it and by we i mean me an x-men huge x-men right what are you gonna do when storm has blue contact lenses and will it be a deal breaker for you to watch the film i have i have um there's sometimes i just have to make concessions because y'all are gonna do it and there's nothing i can do about that so then the question becomes like do i really want to see this movie i don't know anything about fantastic four i don't know what their powers are i'm talking about storm storm i want to talk about storm and the x-men specifically what are you gonna do when they put blue contact lenses on oh well i actually will see that coming i feel like i'm anticipating that and though it makes me uncomfortable i will deal with it anyway because it's nothing i can do about you know y'all choosing to do that and do i want to see the you know like if i want to suffer through the movie that bad like drag queens they all wear color contacts they just all do yeah a lot of them do most so many especially black women and it's like girl do i want to go to the show. Yes, I do. I want to go to the show. Don't want to go so bad. that i'ma look you right in your honey blonde mix you yo fucking for a like do i really want to do that usually yes usually i want to see the talent so much that i'll suffer through the abomination that is color context and the talent is really fierce bitch you'll barely get a chance to even fucking notice it because they'll be doing yeah backflip literally that or just the talent is like shea coulé can do whatever she wants to do i'm not i would not be stepping to her about no damn color context it'd be you regular but you know what it has always been i just hate them devil eyes but y'all can do whatever y'all want to do i don't have no control i don't have mind control or no other kind of control over none of y'all niggas y'all can do whatever y'all feel like doing yeah that's true but it's in the it's not in this fantastic four movie because i just googled and i see uh pedro pascal is in it and i like him so i was like oh maybe i'll go see it oh yeah i think you might like the movie still i'm just saying i noticed that johnny storm has not johnny i mean not pedro i'm joseph quinn who's the white boy from stranger things that doja cat's living in other boy dms and asked if he was single and the voice for him i'll laugh so he's doing really well he was in a quiet place with lupita he's really good in that he's a very good actor and so he's johnny storm uh interestingly little nerd fact chris evans captain america our mc was captain america played johnny storm back when jessica alba was in the past he was the johnny storm and fantastic forward jessica alba way back in the 2000s and then he got cast as captain america yes so now joseph quinn is playing johnny storm now johnny and invisible woman siblings johnny and sue right they're typically blonde with blue eyes okay yes vanessa kirby who's playing invisible woman blond except white just quinn it's not so he bleached that hair and puts in blue contacts and i'm talking about every time the light touches his face i'm like there's tricks oh no not that terrible bright fake swap meet blue please not that i'm so glad oh god i was hoping they were a subtle natural blue i was hoping they weren't like white walker blue they look like contacts i hate them like every time i saw it i was like why does he even like who cares he could just not have the wise there's some siblings that don't that have that don't have the same eye color yeah sure i'm i don't know why they did that i'm sure that's true it's very strange so is johnny storm black storms daddy no the storm's just their last name oh okay okay i'm talking about storm from the x-men yes not to be confused with storm from the acu aclu mcu the d yeah it's too many organizations it need to be marvel and oh so it's marvel and dc okay no i i fully understand everything that's happening and i'm not at all confused yeah okay well you got your justice lee with your batman your superman yeah your wonder woman they're over there in dcu james gunn is doing that again okay you just got superman started they're gonna get that whole thing rebooted next so you don't even gotta worry about that don't even worry about okay i just got superman right now okay okay the rest of them we still figuring it out okay so right now it's just a superman just came out right yeah okay and that's just like a brand new restart to what dc is doing but you ain't got nothing to worry about everything you liked it you like the new the new superman yeah yes okay that was good i think you'd enjoy it too because it's like superman it's not an origin story so it doesn't really waste a lot of time okay but it also um like i don't think you'll be confused it comes at you fast but it doesn't it's not like you don't need prior knowledge to anything okay this is so real because you know i do not be knowing last superman i saw was tom holland he did it like 15 years ago and i have not seen a single one since you saw zendaya's boyfriend play superman spider-man yep you did there it is i'm like am i crazy tom holland that's not his name you know i don't do this you know that why are you trying i'm trying okay yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm with you though i'm back i'm locked in all the matters is that when they're like really fierce ones i think you should see i'm probably gonna be like i think you should see this one and then you might see it okay that's it um but you know storm is our queen storm is our black yeah mutant x-men queen yes also known to be married to black panther for a while um couple goals right yeah that's pretty i don't know how them two ever how anybody ever took them down but oh no oh no no you didn't say anything wrong that's just funny like um but yeah storm usually has blue eyes yeah yeah that's why i'm like i'm expecting it and although they didn't give hallie berry context thank god i'm i that fantastic four movie that just came out makes me feel like they're gonna give the next storm actor they're gonna put contacts in her eyes they're just gonna look like black tricksy well maybe they'll do like a nice deep royal blue something to compliment black we can you need to consult they should get you on zoom be like how about it no no deeper no because i'm a pick a blue that's so dark it might as well be brown or black and they're like bitch this defeats the purpose exactly i want to talk about the act fka the big beautiful bill or whatever the fuck yes no let's let's discuss please because this is insane i don't even have much uh to say you can expand upon this i was just one simple point you guys haven't uh gotten any information about this i don't know what the big beautiful bill is congratulations you made it until now um look it up it's a joke and um come on back you're back or hey great so i want to direct this to every one of you bespeckled caucasians with a red hat on um i want to direct this to every one of you bespeckled caucasians with a red hat on i want to talk to the mega do it i just want um i want to provide a suggestion no a demand when you bitches die in the coming months oh work because you will you know when you guys when your medicaid when your health insurance is stripped from you oh my god please you guys you're gonna die because you exist on a diet of fat back spam waffles that'll do it deep fried oreos skittles gummies goldfish crackers and bacon you're gonna die you're gonna die you don't exercise you don't diet you don't do a fuck thing except complain that's true you need you need your health care and i would think y'all knew that i really would i'm so my demand is that when you die um they need to bury you with that hat on your head i want open caskets and i want that hat on your head i want them to put you directly in the ground with them stupid with them dumb ass fucking hats on your head those big oversized stupid red hats bury them you need to be buried with the hat on when you lose your medicaid okay and your eyes all turn sunny delight colored and you pass away make sure that it is in that hat amen thank you so much for listening did you have any other hat that was really my only big beautiful point i mean the the entire bill was so insane from the beginning it blows my mind that any of you who aren't worth literally hundreds of millions of dollars billions of dollars wherever in favor of it we're talking about taking health care away from the people who need it the most we're talking about taking food stamps away from families like this is children we're talking about kids not being being able to go to the doctor and eat regularly we talking about you know they don't care about that no no i mean and it's your kid like it's your i've seen so many posts from people who are like well in oklahoma we got sooner care in indiana we got who's raid and in washington we got apple runner look bitch all of that is just what medicaid is in your state and while we're we're cutting all of these costs so that we can fund we can give 46 and a half billion dollars to construct a border wall another 45 billion to expand detention capacity for immigrants in custody mind you a lot of these people have their papers they have they are legal residents and they are simply being rounded up because ice said so john stewart was like this is broke ice ice needed money ice will never be called broke again ice will never be called broke again not ever again we're talking about a bill that will add 3.4 trillion dollars in deficits over the next 10 years that's what we're talking about 10 years that's that's that's that's nothing that we're mr chris's point you and your redhead babies it's not people losing their health care it's a million people losing their health care it's a million people losing their health care it's a million people losing their health and this guy didn't make any of this a secret none of his constituents like they know none of this was ever just like all laid out gotcha they told you yeah and you're like oh fuck mexicans cool that's really all y'all heard and y'all were like i'm on board we really didn't take shit else i good luck sis i i can't understand why y'all thought this was a good idea and honestly it tied in for me because what i wanted to talk about with this was alligator alcatraz have you heard about this in florida i just heard it is a very basic i don't know much so part of this 46 billion dollars um that they are um spending that they are allocating for these detention facilities and all this part of that is alligator alcatraz is part of this it is a um detention facility that they just kind of cobbled together out of like an abandoned airport or something 50 miles away from miami so it's in the middle of the florida everglades surrounded by fucking gators and pythons and yeah yeah right it's literally swampland and the people there have been describing the condition it is inhumane it has to be the everglades right i don't know why people go out there and it's a trump administration right and it's it's not this isn't a luxury experience in the everglades this is some fucking shack that they hurried up and put together and they've given these people food with maggots in it and no clean water they have the lights on 24 7 so you can't rest they are taking away personal effects they're taking away bibles and other religious books love it that makes sense again a lot of these people are even if they weren't documented like this is inhumane even if they are undocumented a lot of these people have every legal right to be here and the administration simply don't care they say round up everybody who talked funny and is brown and and get their ass out of here i mean the man boasted just a second ago talking about how his people who were born here who he feel like should leave too and maybe he'll do that next so well yes actually and you can start in the white house you can start with donald j trump and jd vance you can start right there and trump can take his anchor babies with him yes the kids you had with that russian who wasn't a u.s citizen you can take your anchor babies and all y'all can go the fuck somewhere else if we're talking about getting rid of americans let's just start right there this one facility this alligator alcatraz is estimated to cost 450 million dollars to run for just one year and i'm really confused i honestly feel like most of that money has to go to the staff because it doesn't sound like y'all are spending money on making sure people have not even fresh food just food that isn't contaminated just food that is actually safe to eat it doesn't sound like you're spending any of that money on making sure people have the things they need in order to stay alive and not lose their fucking minds the animals eat better on tiger king this is beyond inhumane it's it is we're still in the first year of this man's presidency i'm just here you're like i don't yeah i wake up try to walk upright i pay my taxes i just i just don't know what else to say because so many of you are still just being like well oh well i mean if you want to do it if you don't want to get in trouble then make sure you do things the right way there are plenty of people doing things the quote-unquote right way and still getting rounded up and thrown into one of these facilities to be dealt with later if at all how can you say that when what we're saying is that the system itself is fundamentally broken and corrupt doing things the right way it doesn't work when and this is this is the florida everglades what if what if there's some sort of weather emergency there will be female or any more fucking there will be urologists like we just had in fucking texas 95 people dead including a bunch of kids at a fucking camp nah this broke my heart man the pictures of these little girls who drowned at camp the two sisters who were found holding each other oh my god this grown-ass man like a 65 year old black man who had been delivering medication to people and got swept away in the floodwaters like this is a direct result of what happens when you ignore climate change you decimate fema you fire meteorologists and act like all we have to do if we want to know the weather is check the weather app as if the weather app isn't updated and supplied with information by meteorologists and other niggas who it doesn't come from the app do you guys know that like it this is a science i'm tired of y'all app tells you that it tells you where it's like y'all are so fucking stupid okay i'm sorry i was getting mad i've been pretty i don't want to blood pressure when you because all you have to do is zoom out a little bit and see how all of it is connected together to be like okay so the whole fucking system has to die then like it all has to go like everything has to fucking crash and burn then i've got a match i really also now there's no epstein list my tiggies breast and ass girl fuck y'all all of a sudden there's video and the list don't really exist child bitch baby fuck i'm sure it doesn't it's almost as if the president of the united states was heavily implicated if not outright it's almost as if some very so so so then you telling me that epstein killed himself because he was completely innocent and nothing was going on is that what happened is that what you're telling me is that what he did how come how come just lane maxwell or whoever is still the only one in jail besides epstein like what i mean well we know what happened to him but like so it's just all of a sudden all of this information all of the epstein shit that the the trump administration and all of the syncopans have been talking about endlessly for months on end and wait till the epstein doctor come out and all blah blah blah all of a sudden that's just it's just vanished are we sure about that no no list never was a list what list hmm kind of sounds fake kind of sounds terrible kind of sounds like i don't want to hear y'all this the this fake controversy y'all having over mom donnie and calling himself african american in addition to arab american or whatever else he put on his application i don't y'all have been going back and forth reporting on that legitimate news outlets plus the post reporting on that for the past week as if a convicted felon is not running the white house right fucking now i legit don't want to hear especially from somebody who actually does have a parent from africa i don't want to hear it about somebody whose middle name is kwame so y'all just gonna have to be and you expect me to care more than the same the same nigga who talking about oh well if things are getting too crazy in new york then the federal government can just step in and take that city over bitch bitch i would like to see you try it now you know better like okay go for it you if you want to see an uprising okay i don't want it but that might actually be what the country needs because the way that the city the city in unison, culture creed, will be like you have us fucked in it it might show, and even just tiny other little sectors of like, oh is this what America can be? Standing together and fighting the power across cultural and racial lines gender lines when y'all see me linking arms with half of brooklyn uh to go fight against the the the force or whatever the fuck donald trump think he finna do don't ask no questions that whole island gonna look like the end of this all of us looking creepy as fuck we're not going anywhere and you can't arms and you got you got us fucked up bitch mind your own get out you got plenty of shit to be worried about please leave us out no shame look at la like even la that shit in the park that shit in the park the other day you mean to tell me of all the things you big grown niggas could have been doing you thought to go invade a park full of children playing that seemed like the threat to you how do you ice officers go home and take that shit off and look at yourselves they don't they're terrible people they don't understand like they're those people are fucked you know what i mean i said the same thing about like like idf soldiers and oh yeah yeah did either but he's like taking pictures and selfies in front of bombs that you know are gonna go kill yeah but okay but yeah they don't they don't get like they don't they don't think of what they're doing as anything besides right yeah i mean or you know it's just my job i'm just trying to pay my bills like everybody else okay that every job is not created equal and i think you know that that's ridiculous and i think you do i actually think i would want to fight you first i'm saying because what the fuck are you doing here when you could be over here bitch would you do it over there where you could be over here bitch they're so tight about person you want to be they're so tight about local uh police officers taking forever to respond when they first came out here because la was whooping asses it's like girl oh yeah a lot of those people have family here a lot of those people identify empathize and we talking about the la p like there are no capes over here yeah but girl don't be ridiculous right last but not least i'm gonna put a spoiler alert right here for a documentary on netflix called unknown number the high school catfish i haven't watched this yet maybe i won't depending on how this goes do if you want to watch it then i'll i'll skip this and i won't talk about it this week but no i don't give a shit okay this is the story of two 13 year old kids this is when they started receiving anonymous harassing text messages these kids were dating lauren and owen and all of a sudden one day they start getting these texts saying like to lauren saying stuff like bitch your anorexic body is not sexy owen don't want you he gonna leave you you not fucking him he wants my creamy pussy his dick his fingers and these are 13 year old kids texting owen similar stuff like very sexually explicit telling these telling lauren a bitch kill yourself he don't want you you're fucking jealous bitch i told you he don't want you he's playing with my pussy while and and he's breaking up with you he don't like you i'm gonna ruin your fucking life bitch kill yourself before i do it all this shit this went on for almost two years come to find out that the person sending the text is lauren's own mother you are fucking i was like lauren's mother kendra lakari was sending up to 50 texts a day when i say harassing i don't mean one every now and then constantly texting these kids from burner phones using burner apps that hide your number and all this shit extremely sexually aggressive and i don't mean one every now and then constantly texting these kids from burner phones using burner apps that hide your number and explicit things stop telling them telling her own daughter to kill herself multiple times talking about how ugly she is how terrible her body looks calling her by her nickname so she knew it was somebody close to her talking about how everybody is sick of them being together sending her pictures of like the two of them but putting like the vomit emoji over her face and calling her anorexic trash garbage her own goddamn mother in addition to sending sexually explicit texts to owen saying very similar things and after because the stress of this broke up these young kids owen starts dating somebody else over a year later this psycho bitch reaches out to the new girlfriend's mama and starts sending her anonymous texts this new girlfriend new girlfriend's mom the new girlfriend's mama yes and so the girl for the new girlfriend is texting owen like this and she's like i don't know what to do with this what the fuck is this owen's like yeah i don't know i have a stalker somebody's being super weird i don't know what's going on that new girlfriend was like yeah i don't play these games we breaking up like i don't know who the fuck is harassing my mama behind you but no right this woman so the police that it took them way too long to figure this out in my opinion but when the police come to arrest this bitch first of all it's like 90 bottles of alcohol on their kitchen table that's really weird never gets addressed but she never gets addressed no these no these i guess they feel like they didn't need to i mean baby i mean this is deep in trump country so i don't know but her anyway it turns out she has like three different phones i guess so she can because while she's also being like a huge source of support for her daughter during this time understandably so what so she's texting her daughter during school school hours kill yourself you horrible skinny bitch don't nobody want you your body's terrible saying all these things to her child and then comforting her child on another phone at the same fucking time oh my god baby this is so terrible mine will be here for you blah blah blah there's been a lot of speculation about what's wrong with her munchausen by proxy has come up which is where you make somebody close to you sick or think that they're sick so that they'll need you and she did say when she was being sentenced that um that she just found out she just is now realizing that she's mentally ill from some sexual assault trauma she went through around that same age and she's been you know in psychosis not in psychosis but having mental issues for a while now oh girl no i felt like dubbage dubbage because yeah the things you are saying about your own bucky calling your baby a skank and a hoe but also saying owen's gonna break up with you because he don't he's not gonna break up with you he don't want your nasty pussy he want my creamy pussy and all 13 this went on from them being 13 to 15 i mean she could have been 33 and it would have been a you would be but like i you're you're baby your baby it's bad enough so what i think is that this woman developed some sort of obsession with owen because that's what i was guessing because why would you go after the new girlfriend's mama right your big grown ass had real feelings for that little boy that was what i was guessing i was thinking histrionic personality disorder narcissistic personality disorder i don't know either one of those or both of those would make sense to me what i don't understand is why this bitch only went to jail for one year you are kidding no i think it was 18 or 19 months and now she's she's out right now on parole she's in the documentary i didn't know it was her because the person who does it is never in the documentary never so i'm sitting here watching it like okay my first time watching it i'm like okay my first thought was the parents it's not none of the parents maybe it's an auntie maybe it's a coach or a teacher at school baby the mama right there the whole fucking time busted into these little fake tears talking about oh you know my daughter i would never wait she's like in interviews before they reveal that yes she's doing interviews that is psycho baby from a production level that it really don't make sense it really don't and then she's talking about how well uh we've all made mistakes nobody's lived a perfect life everybody's everybody breaks the law sometimes it's just that i got caught yeah bitch sometimes we don't come to a full stop at the stop sign sometimes you know we get four pieces of bubble yum but we pay for three yeah girl yeah some of us steal a snickers outside of the 7-eleven what are you i jaywalk every day yes girl yes we all do break the law we don't all sexually harass our children and their friends no it's crazy when you first i'm talking about when you first said that it was the mom my response immediately was was gonna be so i vote firing squad but like literally my vote is the firing squad as it started to go i'm thinking okay maybe they should put her in a mental asylum or something get her on some i don't know whatever something figure her shit out right there's something going on there right they locked this bitch up for a year and she's in the picture i think 18 or 19 months max and now she's on probation and while she was in jail she was allowed to have access to internet and she was emailing her daughter what are we talking about stuff like i'm so mad at you because when when we said goodbye you only said bye you didn't say i love you but i forgive you bitch she said that to the mom she said that to her daughter said that to the little girl from prison i didn't say you girl i didn't even speak to you me 13 and a half on my macbook typing bag girl in all of god's honesty fuck you i don't know what you're saying and of course lauren doesn't actually feel that way she is probably i mean i think but well so there's interviews from i think when the mama first went to jail and then there's in there's some that are more recent because at first she was like you know i miss my mom i don't really understand what's going on which is understandable because who the fuck can wrap their mind around their mama doing some shit like this and this bitch is talking about well you know i know lauren i knew she would never really kill herself so you told her to do it for funsies yeah you didn't have to say you were mentally ill i knew you were mentally ill but am i so many parents who have kids who've lost their say the same exact thing and owen said it shut your ass up the the boyfriend he told his mama like this is actually they saw a such a shift in the way that child started having all of a sudden problems at school taking out his aggression the basketball court talking back at home like of course that child said he is struggling with thoughts of hurting himself because he's being harassed tense when i tell you they sit i cannot believe up to 50 text messages a day from your own mama sexually harassing you telling you how ugly your body is and how nasty you are and how don't nobody want you and you should just kill yourself and again as i said as you're describing this i'm not saying that you should just kill yourself and again as i said as you're describing this there is a part of me that still i guess has like the sympathy empathy whatever you call it to be like put this person someplace where uh you know officials people in charge can look after them but you see how they didn't do that but you see how they didn't do that like they let her out after a wild a wildly it was three weeks really compared to what it and then we're like here's a platform for you to be a celebrity and said well i was stressed out you know we had financial problems and i was like i don't know what to do with this i don't know what to do with this she had been lying to her husband for the past year about where she worked that's how she had the time and she got fired from her last job because she was spending too much time on personal phones and email it's almost like no no no because of course i watched the documentary i said this ain't good enough i need to read more about this i done found all kinds the cut did an excellent story it's actually better than the documentary about this it is no it is they go into way more detail about how she was she really seems to be stunted she was like i don't know what to do with it she was like befriending all these other kids at the school and she just kept way too close tabs on owen all of this shit it was just really when i say vile but nothing was worse than this bitch blaming it on the them having financial stress mind you we have financial stress because you're committing insurance fraud in order to pay our bills and you're lying about having a job when you don't and instead of getting a job you're sending sexually explicit harassing texts to me and other teenagers throughout the day and then at the exact same time turning around and acting like you're so concerned and everybody said oh she's just she's super mom like she's always volunteering she she talked about lauren being a terrible basketball player and was lauren's basketball coach tried to frame another girl at the school tried to make it seem like it was this girl chloe when and everybody thought it was chloe because chloe was kind of a bitch and a bully anyway so they was like chloe just kind of you know this seemed like you and chloe like damn like i know i'm not the nicest bitch but i wouldn't do no heinous shit like this whole time it's this girl's mama and she was in jail for a minute and a half and now she's out that is crazy luck i texted because kia kia texted me and said sister do not watch it and i said i'm gonna i'm gonna and she said let me know when you do and so i texted her and i said i want her back in prison tonight i want her in a facility where she is under 24 7 surveillance and has zero access to telephones or computers the fact that she was allowed to email her daughter while she was in prison baby and i'm gonna say she's obviously a failure as a mom i don't know she no she absolutely is it there's no word strong enough to describe how much she failed this child and i'm so glad lauren is apparently going off to college and planning to major in criminology the more distance she has from her mother because the i think the terms of the probation communication are actually stricter now than it was while she was in jail like she does not talk to her mother at all thank god thank god because the longer you're away from this bitch the more you'll be able to process just how fucked up this is and it might not be till you're in your late 20s early 30s or later yes because this is beyond a mind fuck who does this i don't know what all's wrong with you clearly something's wrong with you that's not the point it's really not yeah you have an obligation to not harm others especially your own child i can't get over this is your baby talking about i just fed off of it she loved the attention from it she saw how people were gathering around them and showing up remember that the whole munchausen by proxy she saw how people were showing all this concern everybody rallying together it's all these meetings with the school superintendent and the principal and the fbi and the police and all this and she is loving all the attention she's getting from this and she's keeping her daughter and her daughter is at an age where kids start to break away from their parents 13 14 they start dating they start establishing their own identity that's developmentally appropriate you weird bitch the wrong thing to do is then try to coerce your child into anyway anyway i'm gonna end it there because i've gone on for too long about this show but um yeah yeah we knew you were mentally ill she's a failure as a mother for obvious reasons the system is an obvious failure for keeping her as for the time that they did and just saying why don't you also be a star on tiktok in the meantime yes and whoever produced and directed this uh docu series or docu it's just one it's just one episode flop on a fail too because you decided to make the whole story an m night shamalan film you wanted to go ahead and do a little twisty and be like oh yeah this lady's been in it also is the terrible person gets enough like netflix i can't understand why y'all allowed that why did y'all allow that to happen you wendy uh osefo is a member of the rojas wives potomac cast uh she's a doctor her husband eddie is a lawyer they're considered two of the more accomplished cast members of the group and i've always felt wendy's had a sort of elitist tone to her uh approach on the show yep and for that very reason and as the franchise has gone on i took a break from housewives and shit but i literally i last week or whatever tv was on bravo and i saw that their new season was coming up that night when i turned it on it was on like the finale of the last season where someone was having like a i was having a charity thing for dogs or like an adopting thing for dogs it was very very cute it was also hilarious because during the middle one of the speech speeches one of the puppies just started shitting just started shitting that's what they do that's what they do they're puppies that's so disrespectful oh more on that later they just started shitting the people in that establishment reacted like it was world war z like oh god i'm talking about people in gowns running around karen is is bent over the trash can in the kitchen throwing out what like they were not prepared to see dog shit i guess at the dog function it was the funniest thing i've ever seen anyway it takes from that 30 seconds to clean up and disinfect from a dog shit like it's not that big of a deal why are y'all talking about dog shit y'all tripping they were running like the end of avengers infinity like the was gonna grow legs and chase them like yes somebody will pick it up in a sanitary way and then bleach that shit and then wipe it up and it's fine everybody calmed down oh my god so funny you bitches have got to simmer down it was what did you think was gonna happen with live puppies right well dog was like i don't know what you do hello but they were probably 12 weeks or so like they sound little but regardless okay so y'all overreacted but all right they did they did okay from there to the little i think three-part reunion in the premiere i who i hadn't been watching for a while was like oh when did it kind of get on my nerves she's going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god she's going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god kind of she's glossed up in her like housewife ism hair makeup dress gown jewelry but like i don't like her little attitude now and the way that is something damn girl a day and a half later lace lifted in a mug shot so i said damn wendy and her husband have both been arrested on felony insurance fraud charges the girlies say that she and her husband uh reported several of their items stolen during a burglary that allegedly never took place and in fact that the police were able to they were able to locate the supposedly stolen goods mm-hmm right on the ocepho's actual living person they said that one of the rings that uh wendy claimed was stolen they spotted right on her damn finger on her social media they went down to the home investigated the home and found several pieces of jewelry expensive handbags that they also claimed had been stolen oh and they locked those good girlies right on up they gave them a fifty thousand dollar bond since then they've been released we will see what they do with the girlies since yeah it is also said that eddie will likely lose his uh his license to practice law sure said that wendy is also no longer a professor at wesleyan university despite having been in the classroom just one day before getting arrested damn so i guess they'll be getting a new teacher soon or that class might just get thrown out and um yeah i think that's about what i've got on updates since now when i first saw this i i gagged i i really was like how are the girls still frauding out on bravo how y'all keep getting it's every franchise they have at least one girl doing something extremely shady and illegal and going to jail on yours bitch karen just got out for a DUI. At least that was DUI. I mean, it's trifling. Yeah, it was. It was still bad. But it's not theft. How are you like, not, woo, let me just stay a good distance from crime? Yeah. Yeah. Especially with all the bragging that Wendy did about, you know, them degrees, child. She would not let you forget how many degrees she had. She's Dr. Wendy and do not leave the doctor off. And, you know, I've seen a lot of TikToks of people kind of exploring this with a lot of nuance. Like some people were saying, you know, as a child of immigrants, there's a lot of pressure to be like the best so your parents can brag on you and also to take care of your parents financially to send money back home, all this. And so it got to a point where Wendy couldn't keep up with the appearances in Potomac or Potomac adjacent because I guess she don't even live in Potomac, but she couldn't keep up with you know, what she felt like was pressure from being on the show and the pressure from her family and all this. So they got to this point. I also saw some people, mainly attorneys, saying it's very common for super rich people or people who have super expensive jewelry pieces to get like duplicates, like fakes made of certain stuff that you wear out in public, but the real thing you save for like, you know, when you go to classy shit. But so I was like, OK, so it's possible that what she's wearing is like a duplicate of her ring and her ring really was stolen. What got me was when the police was like, yeah, we went out to investigate and there were absolutely no signs of a break in. That's our problem. They have cameras. Ain't nobody on the cameras. There's nothing on the cameras. There's no room in the house that's touched except the bedroom. The bedroom is completely ransacked, but there's no forced entry. It's like, and y'all are way up in the middle of fucking nowhere. Like who drove all the way out there and didn't show up on security cameras? Security cameras didn't force their way in, but stole all of this stuff out of your home. Like, how can that be? That's what got the police suspicious. And then I guess they also said that Eddie had emailed or they were mailing back and forth with him. The email is probably the worst part. The email where he was like, what else can we add to the list to get the number up? Like, oh, God damn. Christ. What kind of lawyer does, I, that, you, you deserve to, you deserve to be disbarred. You deserve to lose your license if for no other reason than that is the single dumbest fucking move a lawyer could possibly make. Aren't you married to this woman? Why wouldn't you whisper it to her when y'all were in bed together at night? Why would you send that? I heard so many. It's not making sense. So many reasons. Yeah. So, I mean, I also don't, I don't keep up with Potomac, them light-skinned, green-eyed bitches got on my nerves a long time ago. So, I don't, I really. We're more brown girls now. Which is great, but it sound like. It's the same shit. Yeah, it sounds like what I've heard from people who are heavy into the show is that Wendy had a big shift from her first season to her second season. And she went and got her body done. And she started dressing more like, it just, you know, like brand new closet, everything designer, nothing but wigs, and, you know, cutesy little Gucci pieces, and the cutest little heels, and, you know, just dressing like a socialite in all this. But I don't know if that, excuse me, is really aligned with, you know, her true character, who she really is, or if she felt like, oh, I'm a housewife now, I want to look the part and do all this other stuff. I don't really know what. That's my guess. Right. I mean, maybe it would just be a damn shame if you threw away all of this to, you know, for what? For what other people might think of you? Absolute hard work and accomplishment. Right. Like, you were constantly bragging you and your husband between the two of you have like seven degrees or whatever. I. Why wasn't that enough? Me and my two degrees is enough. I mean, even without my degrees, me and my accomplishments are enough. I don't need to prove shit to nobody else. I don't need to impress not nan one of you bitches. I'm me. It ain't nothing else to say. Like, the. The resume speaks for itself. What are you talking about? I really don't. But, you know, that's a. That's an expensive, painful, embarrassing lesson to learn this publicly. Especially because, girl, this much money, this many felonies, it sound like y'all going to prison. And at that point. No, it sounds like y'all are going to prison. It really does sound like prison time awaits you and your husband. What? Your children. I can't fathom what those kids. That's the first thing I thought of. will be experiencing being humiliated like this because of their parents' decisions. It's just a lot. I don't know. It's a lot to consider. Again, I barely even am aware of this girl. But this has been everywhere. Because everybody, like you said, is gagged. Everybody cannot believe that Wendy is the one who got caught up in this type of shit. I would tell. Like, it was like whiplash crystal because they. The last time I remember watching Potomac was around the time that they really pissed me off, like you said. And I was like, I can't deal with this shit no more. And I just stopped watching Housewife. That was forever ago. And when I watched it a week ago, I was like, Wendy still looks great and stuff, but she just has. She looks glitzier. More Housewife-y, expensive, unnecessary couture bullshit. Yeah. But also, like, she also has this, like. This new, like, catty energy. There's this one part that actually grossed me out during the reunion where Eddie, I guess, got a FaceTime from one of the other new Housewives boyfriends or ex-boyfriend. And I guess the ex-boyfriend said some, like, fucked up shit about her. But before that, he FaceTimes Wendy while they're on break. And Wendy's on her phone and she goes like, oh my God! And, like, makes a scene. And everyone turns to her and they're like, what? And she's just looking at her phone and she makes this dubious face, like, like, ooh, I just got some tea on this bitch and her man. And then immediately spreads it as soon as they get back is like, well eddie had something interesting to tell me about tj and he said that you paid him to be and i was like oh bitch got you i do remember i do remember hearing about that okay she just had this like dope this face of like delight that she got like some scandalous tea or someone else just like i don't know who this wendy is are you back in high school girl that's very right yeah then two days later i see this shit yeah and i'm like gagged and at the same time i was like oh it was like this is why new wig new dress new purse new whatever but i can't believe it yeah yeah and of course they start showing all the clips of her being like we want marble from here to the ceiling and i'm gonna completely redo this island and this and this is like what you know okay spending all that money for what but then she said happy eddie which i guess is his weed line his strain of weed or whatever he has a he has a strain of marijuana called happy eddie that's apparently allegedly it was doing well i don't know if it still is or whatever else yeah that she was just that she was just at culture con weed strain she was just at culture culture con culture fun like a day before this happened got arrested in that same culture con week same little style with the i guess she was there all the way because maybe so that wig was in his mugshot saying this ain't yeah yeah i just met this bitch i felt like they arrested her as soon as she got back to maryland she was like nah i was gonna take this wig off for real yeah at the door i guess we'll see what comes from this like i said i'm gonna take this wig off for real i guess we'll see what comes from this like i said i was a bit gagged we'll see um disappointed because attitude vibe or not wendy and her husband are really accomplished gorgeous black people um they are this and for this to be a case when it seems like it's so completely unnecessary is a bummer um i get what you're saying about some people saying uh well culturally that my family is jamaican i'm first generation i can identify with all that same goddamn thing i'm not about to go and act like somebody stole some shit so that i can go on revolt and be right right like it's just that's just not how i work um so my only other thing is if they do end up having any due time or something like that i'm hoping that maybe it'll be like a theresa judice and her husband remember when they both got in when they had the split yeah and the other one did time so they could stay with the kids yeah my thought like okay both y'all get in trouble for this you have three beautiful i think it's three kids however many you have these gorgeous children that are still relatively young they're right it's practically to me so like uh and now you have to go to school and deal with kids talking about them and they pair like everybody knows you're a t girl everybody that shit was on the real news it was i said oh i can't imagine right this was on the real news right not even just on the bravo news that made the real news girl she wasn't just on tmz that shit was on the news fuck a lot of us have you know pressure from our families to be super successful a lot of people have pressure to support their families financially but we cannot go this far sister we do it different yeah yeah if you're on a show that's about you and your life too as accomplished and badass as you are talk about that shit especially if you're sitting next to giselle bryant tacky ass what the fuck you need to move glare down for bitch like look i've been feeling a lot of pressure from my family i just don't understand why i were why enough can't just be enough and then all the you know oh my god wendy same leave that bitch alone and whatever bag she got or whatever week she got she worked her yeah and then you're like oh my god i don't know what to do with that bitch instead you had to be parasailing right instead it was oh no we can handle absolutely everything we're so rich things are so great over here i have the nicest of everything i have the newest of everything i have this and my body and my clothes and my man and my house and my kids and my girl and it is just smoke and mirrors none of that shit was real or i mean a lot of it was real but look at the links y'all went to so unfortunate right the jewelry was one thing because apparently right when i was like okay yeah it could be dupes of the jewelry but the email and the horribly staged burglary like you couldn't just pay some people to actually break into your house and make it look like something how did they get in and make it straight to your bedroom and then ransack the bedroom alone and then leave everything else untouched and then magically get back out and not be on the cameras or break a door or a window or anything wendy how how all right they pulled her off wife swap too yeah i saw that damn wife said the feds petitioned that petitioned wife swap for that footage did you hear what joelle santana said i haven't heard thankfully anything from joelle santana in quite some time oh god upset fan so i prefer to just keep my distance so that i'm not continuously just well smart because this time he was just on the phone with me and i was like oh my god i'm on a podcast called no funny shit and they got around to talking about financial literacy oh boy and he was saying we really need to teach kids financial literacy they need to learn about wealth and money management by the time they get to ninth grade they should be learning how to start businesses and so somebody in the background was like man start businesses these kids can't even read and joelle said but they don't really need to know how to read you i feel like i just got jumped yeah it's like i think i feel like the co-host felt that same way because because he was like they don't really need to learn to read you don't have to know how to read you could listen to a book on youtube and still obtain information you don't need to know how to read i believe that common sense is better than everything i i'm a common sense type nigga and so i feel like that's why you gotta you gotta have to read i have that first and foremost can't read i'd rather have he said he would rather have zero book smarts than not have any street smarts it's like i feel like you probably he said the last book he read just guess what it was just guess it's the 48 laws of power so but anyway they having this kind of yes i honestly thought you were gonna say like twilight no no no no no no it's something niggerish but yeah that makes more sense so he was so when they were like so one whoever this was in the background was like okay no i mean like kids gotta know how to read man what the fuck you talking about they have to what you think more important math or reading joelle said math because reading is just when people want to try to embarrass you and play you or be like huh you can't read this feels like a trauma this feels like a trauma talking about oh well if you can't read you can't read your contract but anybody who say you can't read your contract they didn't read their contract they had a lawyer read their contract they just saying it to be funny nigger nigger there's no such thing as financial literacy if you cannot fucking read being able to read is the foundation of literacy period how far do you think anybody is gonna get in this life without knowing how to read that's what i'm saying like i couldn't help but sit here and go how insane it is for you to essentially to sound or to make it sound like you're pro financial literacy but then in a breath of someone apparently off camera is like what these bitches can't read you're like oh reading that's stupid who needs that and they don't need to know how how are you supposed to manage money when you can't read you're like oh i'm reading i'm reading i'm reading i'm reading i'm reading read a budget when you're illiterate because if you can't read you can't write now now what now what the kids just need to learn all that they possibly can about business so they can hire everybody else to do things for them how you can't even go back and double check what other people are doing because you can't read simply being able to crunch them numbers is not enough to be a successful name one successful business person who cannot read they're gonna say r kelly is r kelly successful r kelly's not r kelly's not a business person r kelly's an artist like joelle santana so i think we all know that you don't have to be able to read in order to rap or sing those are things you can do without knowing how to read or read very well but you cannot own a business and you can play piano without being able to read music yes but those people are savants that's extremely rare you're not born knowing how to start a google like you The idea that kids, like, the idea that kids need to learn more about starting a business than they do the basics. Reading is fundamental. We say that for a reason. It is literally at the foundation of education. How could you be successful in business with the amount of things you have to read as a business person? Just emails. How are you even going to get connected with anybody when you can't read? Why do y'all go outside and say stuff? Like, why do you speak to me? I mean, you do it in front of a microphone, which is, like, designed to amplify your voice. So you want it to be loud, the stupid shit y'all say. I don't get it. I know. As soon as he said that, them co-hosts on that podcast was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is going to go viral. This is the clip. Thank you so much. This is the clip. The numbers are going up this week, nigga. For a show to be called No Funny Shit, this nigga. It's hilarious. Friend of the show. Come back anytime. Talking about they should be learning how to start businesses, but they don't really know how to read. I say that respectfully. I'm not concerned about your respect. I'm not. I'm concerned that perhaps you have children. I don't know if he does. He does. I'm a little concerned if he does. Because this just does not. Yes, audio books are great. Kids listen. Well, they should be listening to stories all the time between school and parents and bedtime. Like, yes. But all of that is to help you on your literacy journey. It's so that you're not. That's the reason I'm blocked. I got letters and shit on them. Like, this is so stupid. It's kind of hard to wrap your mind around how somebody should. It truly is. So quickly to have this one point. Right. And then off of like a six word sentence is like, oh, yeah, fuck reading. Talking about I'm a common sense nigga. Clearly not. Because common sense says everybody should know how to read. That's common sense is kids need to know how to read. You can't get bitch. The secret Mormon wives or whatever them TikTok bitches. They can't even get paid if they cannot read. It we there were too many very special episodes. Which one of you cruel? Sitcom. New York in the 70s and 80s. Joe Santana. That's exactly what it is. He struggled to see where spot ran. Exactly. In fifth grade, they had to do popcorn reading. Joel Santana got embarrassed. And from that day forward, he said, fuck books and fuck book learning. I ain't with none of that shit, bitch. The doll said reading is to embarrass bitches. They can't. That's delicious. I love it. My favorite thing about being able to read is humiliating. I don't even think about those who can't because. I mean, for most people who can't read, it's a giant tragedy. They live in places where they didn't have access to education. It's like something went wrong, right? Something went very wrong in your life to where now you can't read and you are at a significant disadvantage. And this life because of it. Everybody needs to be able to read. This is just. Yes. And it's wild for you as someone who made it anyway. Right. So come on here and preach about something valid and then directly bookend it with. But fuck literacy, like actual reading. And I believe you can read. Maybe you read at a third grade level, but I believe you can read, Joel Santana. I believe you possess the ability to read. Yeah, of course. It's just shocking to me that you. Now, Lea Michele. Y'all have got to leave that alone, please. I'm joking. Please. I know Lea Michele is like. It's just really funny. It is because, you know. It's Lea Michele. Because, yeah. And speaking of stupid, that's exactly what I was going to say. Try to land this plane. I call a lot of things stupid. Okay. A lot. A lot of things. A lot of people. There's a lot of evidence of that. This may be. This really might be top three. Like dumbest things I've ever heard somebody else say. I had to go back and play. I had to go back and play the whole clip for myself. Because I just said, please. There's a psych in here somewhere. It's a man. You know, I'm just playing. That's the type of dumb shit. Dumb Harlem niggas say. These kids don't need that. Like, I just knew he was going to clean that up somehow or be like, you know, financial literacy. Like, you almost had a point. Because kids do need to learn about money and managing finances and how to budget and taking care of a household and all that. That is important. That is important. It does not supersede the ability to read. For me, for some reason, it is reminding me a lot of, maybe because we whooped his ass this episode, but it's reminding me a lot of the humiliation of Ray J when he passed that man on camera, the microphone, them glasses, and said, these don't break. And then he broke them like a tooth. He immediately broke them. Like, why did this have to happen? On camera. And he said it with such confidence. They unbreakable. That nigga broke them in three seconds. Didn't struggle at all. Looked like it was one of the easiest things he's ever done. Right. Didn't break a sweat. And Ray J just sitting there like, oh, well, you know. It don't matter. Humiliating. Not when you're a dumbass. Nothing's embarrassing when you're stupid. True. I said, wow. Let this be the last time I hear Joelle Santana opinion on pretty much. Anything. I'm still. I'm also explains a couple of things. I've heard niggas say a lot of shit, man. I really have. That's wild. It is pretty up there. It's wild. But reading is optional. Like, and he meant. No, he meant it. Be financially literate. Double down on it. Them niggas was like, no, it ain't no way. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on. He's like, no, I'm for real. With all due respect. Common sense is more important than anything. Okay. Well. Well. I mean, maybe it's just my common sense. It might just be my. Well, you can't write in a journal. Then can you? If you cannot. Walked into that. Well, you know what? To your iBook eBook audio book point. You can jump right into that iOS. Tap that microphone icon. And notes will write it for you. Oh, God. But I think that maybe you should be sharing some of these opinions with your phone. Yeah. Or a piece of paper and not with the rest of them. Yeah. You can dictate into the notes app, but you'll never know what it says. You can't even read it back to make sure they got it right. Bro. What the fuck, nigga? You'll likely have to pass it to maybe one of you. Tell me. Read this for me. Because I'm sure them kids are fine. I'm sure them kids are fine. Their daddy got money. Their mama got money. I'm sure they go to a better school than he did. Right. Just a school. It's just, you know. Yeah. I can't believe this is even something that had to be said, but please don't think you're going to raise. Because Jeroen was in Dipset when he was like 17, 18. Why weren't you in school? Like, he was running the streets since he was a kid. And she was like, I'm not going to go to Dipset. So you probably weren't making. You weren't no businessman either. Like, that's not. Getting lucky and making it as a rapper is not the same as starting a business. That's not the same thing. And I just. You need. You need to be able to read. You need to be able to read signs and paperwork. You just want to. You can't even get a driver's license without being able to read, bro. Like, what do you. Come on. There's a written test. You have to be able to. Maybe this is it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Reading. Reading is so important. Maybe this is why he got caught with a gun in the airport one time. Yes, he had no idea. Saw the guns on them signs. So I was like, oh, we good. He couldn't read that. It said they were prohibited. That's why they had to put a big red circle with a line through it. Like, God damn, we got to spell it out for these niggas. Because somehow y'all still bringing loaded weapons in your carrier. Y'all down to the Newark International Airport. We don't do that. All firearms are professional. Probably. Probably cool to bring on the plane. It's so embarrassing. And he meant it. That's the worst part. It was not a bit. He really meant that. Um, yeah. So please, uh, do continue to teach your children to read. Please do not. Please do not abandon Miss Rachel in favor of Jewel Santana. So then now there's this Nikki. Cardi back and forth. That is fucking longer than the Hunger Games catching fire. I don't even. It's so fun. Oh, I'll read something. of it oh no okay because like the only other the alternative is to kind of summarize it and i feel like that's going to be trickier because i read it and it exasperated me so quickly and i was like okay i'm realizing now that i'm not actually retaining any any information here because i just hate everything about this it's so stupid yeah and also sometimes hard to understand it took me two hours to go through all the tweets and deleted tweets and all the different blogs that had you know put all these things that i it took me two hours to finally try to get the story straight it is ridiculous i'm not doing all that i'm not googling when a bitch was pregnant i'm not good i'm not gonna fuck right now i'm gonna read whatever is right here that you bitches posted i'm not gonna look for none of that shit that you deleted either i don't even know why y'all always do that i don't give a fuck this bad bitch i don't give a fuck i don't know why y'all always give a fuck this bad you bitches are rich and you don't know each other and neither like it's not even that fucking deep and you on the internet talking about each other's kids now you on the internet calling each other's kids slow and roaches and vultures grown-ass women both y'all bitches sound crazy get over it it's not that fucking deep it's not that fucking deep mm-hmm neither one of you are model citizens neither one of you are anybody's actual fucking role model you're entertainers entertain us with music i don't give a fuck who wrote what who didn't write what anymore anyway i'm about to be 40 this bitch over 40 you on your way i don't care i'm over it why are y'all on the internet talking about each other's kids y'all are grown clock it because i don't know about none of this shit neither one of y'all look good this is so stupid um both of y'all you hate each other that bad yeah yeah you ain't a bitch that bad that you gonna be like oh one day your kids will be called monkeys and roaches oh your kid is non-verbal for what who fucked who's dad who stabbed who's cousin mm-hmm did cardi b walk into your mother's 30th birthday and flip over her cake into her goddamn face y'all look great i'm not even reading this shit i'm not even reading this shit i don't even fucking care i don't even care y'all both grown wealthy successful beautiful huge fandoms loads of potential doing bigger better more enthusiastic enthusiastic interesting shit than the average rapper especially men and because it's a tuesday you on the internet talk about each other's children and it has gotten worse they still going right now as we as we record they are still going i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm so good i will be over here with the ricos i'll listen to what may have gotten me done say you know i'm saying i'm i'm gonna just tap into the younger girls mona leo i was just i'm gonna tap into the like what a beautiful wedding she had beautiful beautiful oh my god mona leo's wedding was so beautiful bitch a tear came to my eye that man looked good she looked incredible she married a man and you got it and it and it touched you it was gorgeous that means i'm it was gorgeous not only did they all look good that nigga i saw that nigga crying when he saw her walking down the aisle i'm like okay good sign good good sign yeah the baby was cute the pink everywhere the flowers everything about i said oh mona leo oh my god girl i'm eating it the fuck up but i said this i once i got to the bottom of this and figured out who started what and blah blah and found all nikki's deleted tweets and all that i said let me go stream his oh nikki 1000 started oh yes but i said let me i'm just gonna go i'm just gonna go play his i need to listen to a real rapper doing real shit because you two going back and forth like this and nikki being triggered by this girl's album doing well and teasing this album that's six months away you probably ain't even recording nothing for this shit yet and yet you bring it up and talking about how i mean you still came out it seems like she stays in the studio i'm sure nikki has a huge vault full of stuff so i'm surprised that she could drop another album but like i said last week or whenever i feel like she did announce like a drop that date because it was the weekend or or you know it was like a day or two after cardi's album comes out then all of a sudden you poking at her calling her barney because she said a b c d f g on the line i'm just like girl you're nikki fucking like yeah everybody could hold my dick are you serious like and you pick it back and forth and then you jumping on and talking about roaches and vultures we talking about her kid and then she of course jumping and don't even have the sense to just be like i'm gonna come at you no nah i'm gonna come at your kid too an ability to have kids and stuff you both look crazy yeah both of y'all need to grow the fuck up and now i don't give a fuck who has a bop who has a classic who i don't care at all you both like because now you're jumping in the middle throwing jabs at kids these kids will grow up old enough to see these things yeah yeah and they're not going anywhere right even if the even if the tweets are deleted this isn't going anywhere this will always be online and just because cardi said something about your child does not mean she was talking shit about your child now why are you on the internet writing essays when it's papa bear's birthday i'll never understand but that's what she said bitch go to chucky cheese why are you writing essays about me when it's your child's birthday i was ferris you the one who turned around and started calling culture ugly and said you and your sister ugly and y'all monkeys and roaches which of course is a reference to when cardi said the same thing about certain black women and so i understand where that's coming from and at the same time culture didn't do shit blossom and calling culture ugly and all this baby four like you are 43 years old i thank you barney b. do you think that's funny that's not funny bitch that's the thing she does she does she does she does and she thinks an ai barney with cardi b wig on is also funny i hate this i hate this i hate this you're one of the best rappers to rap you're one of those interesting things with hip-hop visuals period why are you arguing with a bitch that's 10 years younger than you again they're not talking about you she called out bitches by name on his album and they say shit to you why why and now we're talking about babies culture seven years old i don't give a fuck what none of y'all talking about callie i'm over here with the girls all the newer younger girls can the man all the other girlies step to the front yeah step to the front i'm over it i'm over it i'm the other the big time girlie's the best and i hope that you get into the room with the people because this shit was like are you serious yeah are you serious yeah that bitch just got the crown and the baton and and and the kingdom and the throne room or whatever and you playing outside with the jester millions of dollars you can just go get on a private jet whenever you want to and go to some island or the south of france anywhere on the fuck you can spin a globe and point to some place and and and gas up the jet and go and this is how you spend your time nikki obviously dead ass wrong for calling culture and and and uh cardi's other kids roaches and monkey cardi dead ass wrong for being like your pussy is ranted and that's why your child is slow and he over here banging spoons on pots because your mama couldn't put the drugs down and all like ridiculous both of y'all sound crazy are you in eighth grade yeah emotionally they both are and then jt what i don't even know what the fuck she's oh well i guess jt is still trying hard to make sure she's staying nikki's good graces but why she jumped in why why why when has that ever worked out for anybody it does not make sense jt cussing out cardi going live on twitter and talking shit about cardi and this album and uh talking about her sales are fraudulent her numbers are fraudulent baby why would you talk about first of all and i think it's already double platinum jt great you baby and when i say you have zero space to talk about anybody else's numbers or success or anything else so now you going back and forth with hennessey cardi sister about jesus christ a lot are you i don't and bringing up nikki nikki's out all this and you still couldn't outsell red ruby bitch none of this has anything to do with you why are you in it well she did get dissed on the record Well, OK, so, yes. And so that song, you can go ahead and fire back at Cardi all you want to about that song. Talk about how you were involved. But arguing your point using somebody else's success. Bitch, please hop off of Nicki's dick. What does Nicki do for you? You write, too, like you write and actually treasure rap. Write a diss rap, like go diss her. And I think she does have a song coming out on Friday. That's what I saw on the Breakfast Club was talking about this. That's what Lauren LaRosa said. But I. Because when Nicki and Cardi were, I don't even know if, no, yeah, Cardi did get involved in this. They were doing, Nicki started doing this like A, B, C, D, E, F, G thing when she would do like, like eight bars that were shady. And then Cardi did. And I was like, I saw that. I saw that first. And I was like, this is stupid as fuck, but at least they're rapping. I was like, at least these are rhymes, I guess. I'll take it. Then it was, oh, your baby is banging spoons together and your kids are roaches just like their sister. Oh, man. And what Cardi said about you been having cum stains in your mouth because your daddy molested you as a child. I said, God damn. I forgot about that part. What the fuck, bro? Girl, what? Are you going to sleep with both? You're going to sleep with both eyes tight tonight. You're just going to go to bed. Cool. And I didn't even know. I hadn't. When I was listening to the album last week, I stopped like, I don't know, maybe not even halfway through. So I didn't even know she repeated that line that she tweeted last year about she would rather die on the table than have an ugly body or whatever. I didn't even know she put that in the album. That's why I thought you brought it up. No, she tweeted it last year talking about some girl that Twitter was dragging. I said. She was talking about Bia. Girl, you wait on that song. She was. But on Twitter, she was talking about somebody else. The point being. You care so deeply about the way you look that you repeated multiple times and then put it on wax to live for all eternity that you'd rather die than look a certain way. You must be planning to never have surgery again, because why would you say that? Bitch, anything can happen. You can go to the best doctor in the world and still have complications. Why would you put that into the? I don't even know why you would say some shit like that when you got three and a half kids to live for. Why? I get it. Nikki pissed you off. Nikki can really get under your skin. And. I mean, I understand that. But the way you respond to her is a reflection of both of y'all. Nikki, I've been asking for years what the fuck is wrong with you. I've been asking for years. What is wrong with this bitch? What is your issue with Daisy? And then she said today, just an hour ago or so. That Jay-Z's kids are next talking about. We're going to talk about Jay-Z's kids next bitch. I bet the fuck you won't. I bet the fuck you will not. I bet you'll keep it cute. I bet that. Do it. I bet that bitch. Do it. Do it. I bet you won't talk about them children. I bet you will not. Do it. Do it. Do it. Girl, you better watch your fucking self. Do it. Because Beyonce leave you alone in your psychosis and your coke rants. But you talk about blue room. You're. I'm sorry. You're going to have real fucking problems. Don't do it. Do it. Do it. Bitch, you must think you Galactus. Ain't nobody think about you like. Keep it the fuck cute. You're out of your mind. Go for it. Go for it. Everybody involved needs to call that lady right the fuck now. Y'all need therapists. Y'all need psychiatrists. Y'all need medication regimens. And y'all need to delete your fucking socials. This is ridiculous. How did they get this? At least I can sort of like navigate the shit that Cardi was saying. Nikki's was mixed with all this like by the blood of the lamb, a curse shall come upon your crops and Hennessy's crops and Jay-Z and Desiree's crops. She did say that. And the. Talk about don't stream that album because it's evil. And the music and it'll get downloaded to your psyche or some weird shit. Like, bitch, are you in your right mind? Are you? You, you shut your ass up. Yeah. Both of y'all. This is so insane. Put the music out and be quiet. I bet you'll leave Blue Roomie and Sarah out of it. I bet you'll do that. I. You ain't that far out your mind. You ain't that. You ain't that deep off of it, girl. Don't. Watch yourself. Write the check. Write the check. Because I promise you, I promise you it's not hitting outside for you the way that you the way that you think that it is. It's not. Here it is. Camo, let's talk about. That's why you're this tight on the Internet talking about people's fucking kids that you never met because you frustrated. It's not hitting. It's not hitting. So go for it. Write the check. Dear Culture Vulture. Your mom is pregnant with another monkey to add to her litter. The gag is that she was jealous of a little baby boy simply because his hair was longer than all four of you bald monkeys put together. Forty two years old. We're talking about seven year old children. Seven, five, one and still in the oven. And you are. You are calling these children monkeys and roaches and compare. And talking about hair. Hair. Are you kidding? I could not believe my nigga when I got to the bottom of this and saw how wild both of them got because I didn't even realize they were at it last night. I said, y'all are doing all this when the fever and the aces are battling for a spot in the finals. It started really like silly, petty, shady. All right, whatever. Your album sucks. All you rap like I also that's as far as it should have went. But then when they just chose to be like, let me attack your children. Yeah. Yeah. Calling the kids these names for what? The kids didn't do nothing. They have not done anything. Same way Papa Bear didn't do nothing to Cardi. Cardi's kids didn't do shit to Nikki. Why? All of these children have done that I have seen that I know about is be fucking cute. Calling culture ugly. Like, come on now. Culture is a beautiful little girl. And even if she wasn't, who talks? Thank you. Who does that? Regardless of what the fuck this child look like, if she wasn't glistening and gorgeous the way that she is. Why are you talking about this baby that ain't did shit to you? You hate her mama. It's a sign to grow up. It's a sign. You feel that way about a child and you say something like that about a child. That's a sign you need to go to therapy. Real bad. Real bad. Neither one of y'all are done. Yikes. Y'all need tappers. I'm done. I just could not fucking believe it. I didn't even expect myself to get this outraged. I was just like reading this. When I read like the back and forth, I just got so exhausted. Cause you know, I'll already be over when a female rappers be beefing and it's over dumb shit. I'm like collaborate, support one another. Every single one of y'all are better than these niggas. But fine. But calling the baby roaches animals and talking about their health. And making fun of intellectual disability. And all this girl really an album because of a talent, because of a song, because. And it's so much to talk about. Both of y'all have so much to talk about when it comes to the other grown ass woman. Cause both of y'all are goofy ass birds. So it's a lot to say about both of them. Why are the kids in it? Go to therapy. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I see what the younger generation, I'm going to see what the younger ladies have to talk about. They have a lot to offer. They're working very, very, very hard. And I don't see the point in wasting my time and my streams continuously on people who are at the front of the pack, who should be setting an example or at least doing the best that they can. And you choosing because of ego and whatever the fuck else to get online and be destructive towards innocent kids. Yeah. It's a sign that you need to go to therapy. Cause I can't even act like I've never been that miserable, but you know what? I needed therapy. I needed therapy. I needed to go get my fucking mental health together. Cause it was something wrong with me. It's something wrong with y'all that this is how y'all act about kids. I was going to talk about Zoran and Trump, but honestly, I still don't know what the fuck that was. I don't. Okay. That makes you feel better. I don't either. I still don't. Is Zoran that charismatic? Whereas. As soon as he walked in the white house, Trump was just like, Oh, what do you mean? Jihadist. I never even heard that word. what are you doing tonight do you want to make out smiling up at that man all big the reporter was like so Mr. Mom Donnie do you still think Trump is a fascist and he was like well and Trump was like oh you can say it what what the fuck Trump was like now that the Bubba thing is out have you ever been swallowed up what about behind a white castle at say 3am have you ever met somebody in the dumpsters behind the white castle I've got a brand new ballroom so now that means I've got definition for ballroom right alright leave me alone but that was deeply disturbing I'm not going to get into that it was very strange well I also have a couple of fuck you's to hand out first of all Shannon Sharp girl I know you fucking didn't my girl my good girlfriend so Shannon Sharp and Ocho Cinco were on their YouTube show the WNBA came up because during All Star the players came out you know during warmups or whatever in shirts that say pay us what you owe us and this is in reference to the negotiations that the Players Association is currently doing with the league in regards to their new contract they're looking for a bigger portion of the revenue sharing because I think right now they get like maybe 9% of what's brought in and the other major leagues in this country get somewhere between 48 and 51% of revenue sharing between players and the owners of these teams the league so the WNBA girlies are like rightfully so gone and gone and drop a few more ducats in these pockets this whole argument of the WNBA never turned a profit somebody's profiting somebody is making money but also I don't give a fuck you don't have a product without me so gone and raise that 9% up to something decent or you won't have you at WNBA you know why because we got options we got options we got unrivaled we got AU we Europe and China and Russia not going no although I don't think nobody's going back to Russia but Europe and China not going no fucking where we can go play somewhere else it ain't no league without the players so there's a lot of debate right now about this whole situation I'm mostly staying out of it because you know casual fan but Shannon Sharpo slack jaw gummy eyed dumbass self this man Ocho Cinco is like yeah you know pay the girls every time I go to the game the bitch is sold out like that old narrative of don't nobody watch is over like give the girls their money Shannon Sharpo sit there and be like oh no oh no Ocho oh no oh it's a slippery slope I said what talking about what because so so Ocho Cinco starts talking about how from everything he's read the WNBA has never turned a profit so you I'm losing money but you want to raise something they adding up and Ocho Cinco is like well I mean I don't get fucked about none of that shit like whether the company is turning a profit or not you have to pay your employees like I don't when Chad Johnson is the voice of reason baby the girls the girls are going to now granted the whole league can't go to unrivaled it's not that big of a league but the people who do get to go making more the I think I think I think Nafisa Collier's husband said the player bonus is up to or the finals or whatever it is some sort of bonus is up to $100,000 in this next season from $50,000 in the previous season these girls are coming in and immediately making more than they would they first five seasons in the WNBA like y'all gonna have to do something you gonna have to do something however so then he's like well I mean oh no this is slippery slope you know I'm not I'm not gonna pay you I might pay you going forward I ain't gonna pay ain't gonna be no back pay for the last 30 years is he on a team first of all this is not even your argument you're not paying anything like not to these bitches and that brings me to my actual point somebody who just and I mean just within the past 72 hours just settled a lawsuit against the only fans at Triss for whatever weirdo freaky deaky shit you did with that girl whatever the fuck happened whatever the fuck it was you just settled a $50 million lawsuit that came your way because you don't know what to do with your dick and you don't know how to fucking act I don't think anybody needs to be taking financial advice from Shannon fucking sharp you just frankly don't have the space to talk who actually told you you could open your mouth and say a goddamn thing about it I agree let's talk about slippery slopes let's talk about them let's let's talk about them let's talk about lubrication on titties let's talk about how slippery these slopes can get you fucking ignorant ass dumb ass metal chewing ass bitch mind your god damn business and remember when I said just last week when I was talking about Angel Reese and I said oh but Shaq said this but you can't listen to Shaq for too long because if he keep talking he gonna say something stupid no bitch just now I mean literally like yesterday we only had we was just one week because of course the Megan Thee Stallion and Clay this news is distressing all kinds of big grown men who shouldn't be worried about it Adam left co asked Shaq about Megan and Clay and he said six weeks meaning like he gives the relationship so I left go it's like oh you you think it's like a summer thing you don't think it's gonna last and again he goes six weeks so everybody's like what is this weirdo hating ass energy immediately here come the screenshots of all the times Megan goes live on Instagram and Shaq is publicly in the comments thirsting after Megan Thee Stallion sir you're like 58 years old you're like 58 years old are you giving it six weeks because you want Megan for yourself are you giving it six weeks because you are jealous of Claytonvious like what what really is it and I don't like what did I just tell you about that nigga and his weirdo fucking energy you literally can't listen to Shaq for too long you gotta hit him at just the right moment he gonna say something so smart and so prescient and then 30 seconds later you gonna be like why do we let this nigga out the house let these young I would have gone like maybe a month no oh no you couldn't he actually three weeks I mean he actually pissed me off at the end of that statement he made last week so I said I know because immediately he was like oh you know that's female business you know I lead up to the females like okay as soon as you start calling women females I'm tuned out bitch this read wasn't even really about Shaq but that was just that just was yeah you just reminded me of dumb ass ass athletes like you shut the fuck up and mind your geriatric ass business you would know a lot about not being able to keep a woman why don't we just let clay sit over here and do what the fuck he gonna do and see can he maybe manage to figure out how to treat a woman better than you can because you the same one a couple years ago was on TV crying talking about how your wife left you and now you in this 90 million dollar house and it's empty making my girl a boo-boo some 500 that just really took I could not believe Shannon Sharp found the audacity to talk about financial decisions I'm gags financial decisions that are like like you said like you're not even in the ballpark you're not and you are not the one to be telling nobody else how to spend money you just spent undisclosed millions retiring some girl immediately after the settlement this girl went on Instagram and said um you guys I have retired from it's been a blast showing you my pussy but those days are over I'll still be active on social I got lots of new stuff coming down the pipeline girly paw love you guys forever you retired some 20 year old girl because of how however many different ways you violated her because of how deviant and disgusting but the WNBA don't make no sense okay alright alright bitch I got some for you what's the problem is something in the water I don't know niggas have lost it though they really have I couldn't believe it is it a TSA when they ask you to swab your hand oh man I said nothing I'm like what the fuck is wrong with these niggas I was literally somebody tell me about this I'm googling the story like it's no way like you have to be lying it's No way. Shannon Sharp really came. I had to go pull up the 15 minutes. it clip on youtube and watch it for myself because i just said it is no way because the thing about it that's that's confusing for me is just in general what is the issue to your point uh about it about the fairness of it it's not like you're talking about percentage of of earnings based upon a thing that only takes place when these women play the game so the entire none of the league none of the league can exist or do anything without the players and i understand this it's not about how much they have it's about how much they're not gonna give them figure it like why are you arguing about out figure it out figure it out because what you gonna do when the girls can go somewhere else and make more and like i what you gonna do when they simply don't want to come back to the w the cba expires at the end of october that's this season do you want a w nba we got all this growth new teams expansion and uh we're talking about expanding the rosters and all now's the time stud buds done put all-star on the map this is the time you have to go check out oh you know i'm excellent you are going to shit yourself it is so good it is so good those girls are hilarious uh but yeah shannon sharp that's what i'm saying there's lots of debate i'm staying out of the debate but shannon sharp you the last bitch and i mean the very last bitch to open your mouth and talk about financial decisions because there's a 20 year old girl somewhere whose life is completely she she on a pj to to the philippines right fucking now courtesy of your big stupid ass um that man's dead don't miss him i in fact around saturday i was like he's got to be in hell now right like he made it i'm sure he tried to like file an appeal and it was probably like oh my god like i was really important like someone has to hear out my case but it's like saturday i was like he's gotta be in hell by then um so i really just have two things one not nearly when the odd bitches are going to force anybody to grieve that piece of shit we just weren't saying if you're grieving that's your business um i find it laughable but you're allowed to we don't all will have to agree uh on the same socio-political things uh and we all can't be decent humans it would make the world probably pretty boring i'd like it i mean but boring in a great way i mean but boring in a great way damn we'll never know but yeah we'll never never know um but i i find it particularly baffling and humorous surprisingly not very frustrating but very baffling very confusing very humorous that you all who support charlie kirk who love charlie kirk who are mourning his uh wild wild public incredibly bloody death um but also you're like demanding that everybody take part in the grieving and you also have an issue with people mentioning the things that charlie kirk has said stood on and was very proud of things that he would still say stand on and be very proud of things that many of you republicans and in many of you people in the administration agree with from the top and the bottom you just never would say it out of your goddamn mouth because you didn't want to catch one as charlie did um they even said out loud many times that charlie kirk could have been a part of the current administration but they felt like he did more good being political activists every man going around college campuses trying to argue with children in an attempt to humiliate them and get clicks so people could listen to his little backwards buck to drooly mouth ass podcast um again if you're a fan you're right but i just find it really interesting that you want people to shut up about the things that he said right when he'd say it again can't he's dead but he would say it again if he wasn't he'd be proud to say it again if he wasn't and you were proud of those very things ideologies that he stood steadfast on that he believed up until his actual death he believed these vile things on pd these vile things so and said them out loud all of the time in smarmy despicable tone so why is it an issue that people are recapping it people often when someone passes away say hey let's go on a journey through some of their yeah and it happens not our fault every one of us not our fault that charlie kirk's journey is filled with a bunch of fuckery hate homophobia racism and a lot of calls for gun violence a lot of excuses a lot for gun violence a lot of supporting yep of mass shootings correct it's the kind of comical that you think people shouldn't include that in his memory and it's comical that you now all of a sudden have a problem with these same thoughts and sentiments that you agreed with yeah being brought up it's interesting it is indeed i'm gonna just go ahead and end with this because i don't know what fuck about y'all or your grief or that dead man um or his wife or her to be very as well fuck her too um to be honest with you i'm gonna say fuck the babies because i don't even know if they can speak yet but when they start i'm sure they'll learn it i will though say um i have an anti well it's not really an anti-dei plan but i have a plan for those of you who make the problem of everything okay who are blaming this shooting on trans dei whatever child also love how at first the shooter was trans right then the bullets were trans then his roommate that he's his roommate is actually they're fucking um and so the trans roommate was gonna give him the trans and then it's just like what anything other than this is white on white violence and none of our goddamn business and 10 seconds before a bullet caught charlie kirk's neck he was asked do you know how many uh trans people have been involved in mass shootings in the past 10 years he said too many yeah or something like that yeah and the and y'all it's all like yep this is a radical left you know how many trans in this country including gang violence and then pop that was the last thing you said i think the reverse i think you should have like a reverse dei thing where a whole bunch of y'all bitches who hate it just go back to school because really outside of dei you needed education anyway y'all are wide open outdoor stupid stupid stupid baby stupid and charlie kirk was assigned the job to continue the stupidity to make sure that your new baby not your new baby but your baby and their new sense of like freedom and autonomy and or whatever would get sucked up into all the fuck ass outlaw red dead redemption tobacco spitting bullshit that y'all are still trying to pump out everywhere yeah you agreed with the things that he said but you also understood that they were so extreme so radical and so evil yeah but you wouldn't say it next to his ass you wouldn't want him to say it in the office right right but go ahead to all of them damn uh college campuses and and go say whatever i think rather than rather than complaining about dei which i guess is giving jobs to people who oftentimes are far more educated and capable than you most of y'all really just get a real one start again start again texas those of y'all listening i'm probably not talking to you but your governor over here posting clips of black girls getting arrested because they had you know they were rage actually rage baited right by some stunt ass charlie kirk like y'all do you actually have young people who were fans of charlie kirk because he said fuck black people and trans people and that was really it yeah and they were like going out now trying to incite rage from black folks so they can get in trouble and you have the governor of Texas being like, this is what happens to people who taught Charlie Kirk's death. Girl, first of all, fuck you and Charlie Kirk's death. This should even be something to brag about. You arrested somebody because they don't give a fuck that somebody else died? You're kicking somebody out of school because she don't give a fuck that somebody else died? Somebody who would have rejoiced over her death, mind you. Alright, alright. Would have had an actual party. Yeah. Would have got on his show talking about how she deserved it. Yes. The death of numerous people. Exactly. And just the past like 10 years, mocked them. Y'all like, oh, we should even people on the left are like, oh, I'm not going to celebrate his death or whatever. Like, nobody's telling you to go get a sheet cake, bitch. Well, you should. But you should. There's nothing wrong with you. But also, if you did, you're would be wealth and you're right. I would double tap like. Yeah. Yeah. He was a piece of shit and a horrible person and perpetuated violence, including the violence that got him killed. We can talk about both of those things. We can say, hey, don't go out and with a fucking rifle or any other and just start blasting people. Because you know what I thought? Thank God that this person didn't go. I'm going to also aim this gun at anybody with a hat on. It looked like he got it from Charlie Kirk or Charlie Kirk show and just start shooting kids too. Didn't do that. Didn't do that. It's one bitch that I hate that bitch right there alone. Right. Okay. Now, sissy that law. So. You know, it's a joke and I knew that I'm not surprised that they're using this death to try and further their political ideologies and agendas and shit like that. But it is funny to be doing it while also being like, you don't get to post that meme. Yes, the fuck I do. You don't get to. Like, there's this really highly anticipated video game sequel coming out next month called Ghost of Yota. And I guess not even someone from the head of the developers, but I think one of like the lead artists or something that they're like, tweeted something like, well, I hope the shooter, I, she said something like, I hope the shooter's name is Mario so that I can say Luigi's got his butt. Something like that. I saw where that was going. All the little Charlie Kirk fans pissed. Yeah. Pissed. Harassing Sony, harassing Sucker Punch ended up getting the person fired. Wow. Also like they've been firing many teachers, many. MSNBC fired an analyst for quoting Charlie Kirk. Yeah. That's what's really chapping my ass. Okay. Because you know we was on the same page when I actually learned about this son of a bitch and the girls told me he was the he was the one who said your body, my choice. Now I did remember that because that was the exact moment I said, oh, Charlie Kirk, let me put this name out my mind. This person is not saying anything that I want to hear. Therefore, I'll never pay the team again. Yeah. I said this on Getting Grown, so forgive me for repeating the joke, but that's the exact same thing that Shooter said. Your body, pew, pew, pew, my choice, girly pop. Your aorta, my fun Tuesday afternoon. Like, girl. That's a fantastic one. I mean, it is what it is. Proverbs chapter 11. And you're fired. You're gonna have to call whoever's in charge of the read and tell them that you want a crystal gone from the read. Good luck with that. Proverbs chapter 11, verse 10 says, when the righteous prosper, the city rejoices. When the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy. You have heard shouts of joy over the past seven days because a wicked person perished. Charlie Kirk, also huge alleged Christian. I'm starting off with a Bible verse because a lot of people have been saying, well, he was a man of faith. Not really. Who's? Not really. Not really. When you look at the teachings of Jesus Christ and then you look at the teachings of Charlie Kirk, those don't go together. Not to me. They're all the news about he's doing them, doing God's work. Which God? Which God? Trump's God? Not the, not my God. It's no way in the world. My God is the God of war? My God would have never said, I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational. My God wouldn't have said that. My God would crack up if you said that and then you were a victim of gun violence though, because you justified your own murder. And he has a sense of humor. I think a lot of people forget that God is funny. And yet people quoting Charlie Kirk are being harassed and targeted for having the same views that Charlie Kirk had about Charlie Kirk. It's Trump's big, stupid ass ordering the flags at half-mast when he didn't do the same thing a few months ago for that lawmaker in Minnesota who her and her husband and the dog got killed and them other two got shot too. Wasn't no flags and half-staff for that shit, but it's for this nigga who's not even an elected representative. This person is not even a politician. This is just some asshole. Prepare to punish people who did not do the flag thing, by the way. This is the same person who said if he saw a black pilot, he would be nervous and he don't want LaQuisha operating on him in the hospital. LaQuisha didn't even get the chance, baby. You bled out before LaQuisha even had the chance to try to do a patch job on that man. You were very dead. You were dead before they even made it to the parking lot. Your soul was out of here. I don't know why it took so long. Actually, I do know why they took so long to tell us, because it had to be Trump. Y'all were waiting for Trump to get on Truth Social so you could say it first. The fact that J.D. Vance used taxpayer money to go get that nigga's body and we are paying for his funeral and all this. They skipped the 9-11 memorial where Trump was sitting there with his very obvious stroke face. Did you see that nigga at the 9-11 memorial? Half of his face looking normal and the other half drooping off on this sharp incline. Like, that nigga, you're. Alright. We know what this is. Talking about Joanne Reed and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Katonji Brown Jackson and how they're all affirmative action picks and they don't have the brain processing power to be taken seriously and they had to take a white person's slot. This is somebody who dropped out after one semester of college. An absolute idiot. He talked about George Floyd like a dog. Joanne Reed and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Katonji Brown Jackson are all more qualified in the tip toe of their pinky toe nail than you are in your entire body to do any fucking thing at any point in time. He also said once, and this is another quote that I guess is getting the girls fired. Okay. He said, I can't stand the word empathy, actually. Oh, yes! Yes! I think empathy is a made-up, new-age term that it does a lot of damage. What a dumbass! You think empathy. You think empathy is a made-up, new-age term. Empathy. Empathy is a very old word. We didn't just come up with it. What? What is shocking about this is that Charlie Kirk said it was okay for people to die from gun violence so that we can keep our guns. And Charlie Kirk said being empathetic about it is new age and stupid and it just gets in the way of real progress. And yet y'all are trying to take away jobs and livelihoods and homes from people who are saying the exact same fucking thing about him! If it had been. He would still say. Any one of you could have also died and he would have said the same thing. Any of y'all. Some of you did. Baby. Stephen Miller. There are people who are still living with family members who've lost, like, who have to hear bullshit like this. I don't give two living fucks who don't like the fact that there are plenty of people who not only don't give a fuck that Charlie Kirk died, there are plenty of people who are happy about it. Because it is genuinely a better place. Yes. It's a better world without him. His children are better off without him. I saw that quote about if his daughter was raped, she would have to have the baby. First of all. Yeah, he did say that. First of all, yeah, you said that. But, if her rapist was anything other than white, I very much fucking doubt it. You would have been paying for that private abortion somewhere where nobody ever knew, because you're not bringing no damn biracial, tri-racial multiracial baby into this world via rape. You're not doing that. You probably would have disowned your daughter if she was with anybody who wasn't white in the first fucking place. But, y'all say one thing and then do something else privately all the fucking time. So. All the time. I just. It's not. You know, I expected regular degular everyday people to be weird about Charlie Kirk. For the United States government to chime in on this shit, for multiple major league sports, Sports teams, MLB and NL. to take moments of silence i am officially y'all know when i moved to new york i said i'm gonna be a liberty fan and a yankees fan i am now a mets fan respect my privacy i simply cannot support an organization that took a moment of silence for charlie kirk but not for the kids who died in a school shooting that same goddamn day well there are real victims in this world and y'all pick to y'all decided to honor and mourn the bitch who said it was worth it for people like him to die he said it was worth it he said empathy was bullshit and y'all mad at us okay all right i'm in the fucking twilight zone we in the twilight zone i love this meme on my song on twitter oh god it says in quotations a moment of silence for charlie kirk and then they posted this it's literally just patty labelle over mariah carey over beyonce over christina aguilera yes it's like every powerhouse vocalist belting aretha franklin hollering like a moment of silence for who if i'm anywhere and i do mean if i am anywhere in public and somebody asks for a moment of silence for charlie kirk i'm gonna get arrested i'm going to be arrested i will be locked up and carted away because the way i'm finna act a fool y'all finna be like i know that colored girl didn't come out here hooting and hollering and causing a ruckus in this way yes the fuck i did i'm supposed to mourn that bitch who would have sat there on his on his program and made fun of me if if the same shit happened to me would have denied it in the first place actually charlie kirk wasn't shot in the neck actually it was a drug overdose and that video is just ai and you guys are all sheep and simpletons for believing it and it's just another white man with a drug problem and why don't you guys just be fucking for real and acknowledge the drug problem that white men have in this country since that's what you can do about george floyd then we can do that about you we can simply lie about it and all the people and again when i found out that there is a group of white people that are so far to the right that they think that charlie kirk is too liberal i said please leave niggas out of this yes i said leave niggas out of this i had never heard the name point us in my life i said please the kids are figuring out i mean every like grown-ups are figuring out what gropers are this week we don't have nothing to do with that this is cracker nonsense leave us out of it white man shot another white man so why are y'all going around threatening hbc use why is a black man all of a sudden found strung up in the middle of campus in mississippi what the fuck is going on there leave us out of this shit niggas don't have nothing to do with it you didn't want black pilots you didn't want laquisha in the operating room and we wasn't this don't have nothing to do with us it wasn't no black trans immigrant liberal none of that shit it was a mega crazy white dumbass boy who did that shit exactly as it should have been you want me to mourn that bitch you think i'm gonna shed a tear over that bitch his children are better off they're better off we're gonna take a moment of silence for charlie kirk girl i will pull out my iphone and play one shot by danity kane i'm i'm playing my shot from the hamilton soundtrack i'm being as disrespectful as fucking possible because y'all got me fucked up and all the people being like well this is just gonna make things so much worse and i'm not gonna much worse they're gonna use this as an excuse to come after us baby no shade because they probably are use everything they probably are but if it turns out that chrysal got killed by some white murderous gunman nobody will be shocked by that that's exactly what we expect to happen to me as a black woman in america we expect some crazy white man to hate what i have to say and come after me that nobody will be shocked by that y'all are not all of a sudden gonna start coming after black people and trans people and immigrants and all this you've been doing it you don't even need an excuse you don't need a reason you're gonna keep doing it it's what y'all do any fucking way right nothing about that is oh a white man killing people who disagree with him groundbreaking girl be for real this is what y'all do handle your shit white people opportunity this is white people's issue this is y'all's shit this is y'all's problem you see how the rest of us wasn't nobody brown involved in none of this shit leave us alone this is y'all's pathology this is y'all's fucked upness so y'all need to fucking handle it ain't no place for this kind of violence since when since the fuck when because charlie cox said it was a lot of space for this kind of violence so what the fuck are y'all talking about like if there was any place on the planet where there is space for this kind of violence it's america so fucking for real and leave us out of it i couldn't believe oh okay all right when i saw that them quotes about black women and dei and taking the spots from a white man i said not a bitch who dropped out not a bitch who dropped out he was like girl get out my face professionally he was he was a joke and a great yes yes literally but many people in politics today and similar positions aren't yeah and when you all he just was one of those white men who could put on a suit and have like a hoorah i'll just believe anything y'all just believe you just be like oh yeah no he's well spoken and so smart even though he says the dumbest shit contradicts himself all the fucking time yeah there's a lot of this extreme stuff because he knows that it farms views which gets him money which gets him power etc etc yeah and y'all just eat that whole shit up now he's dead yep many of us will won't ever ever ever miss him never or care never and you trying to punish people for being completely okay with or happy with the death of a horrible horrible person yeah it's crazy which is america really in a nutshell making absolutely zero fucking sense on a daily basis that is what this country is about so fuck every last one of y'all defending that piece of shit that goes for every last celebrity jamie lee curtis on down child all y'all i didn't agree with anything he said i didn't agree with kristin chenoweth i couldn't believe that shit bitch your whole career is the gays your whole career is gays and trans and lgbtq and all like what that nigga hated us i didn't agree with much of what he said but he's still a man of faith yeah his faith was in satan who he was a horrible fucking person he's still a dad um all husbands and all dads are not good people you can't be that fucking stupid all right all right i'm done i'm done uh rest in hell marinate in piss for uh the rest of all time as far as i'm concerned charlie we are better we're better off without you i saw a white girl she did a little tiktok about satan getting charlie kirk like delivered to hell i was like this is so then satan called god called satan like girl did you hear and so then god and satan are like cackling back and forth about how horrible charlie kirk anyway uh it was a that nigga was a waste of space a horrible person to anybody who wasn't a straight cisgender white man and so you all are telling on yourselves you can't call him racist and a fascist because you're also a racist and a fascist and we see right through you you stupid son of a bitch Oh.