Best Gatorade Flavors! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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I have something I wanted to get into this came across my desk as you know the listeners the bozos and the homies sure I've sourced the road have created the whole world Around the podcast yes of stuff of you know things that they've taken and whatever This got sent to me not sure by who but thank you to the nice gentleman or kind lady It's about Gatorade and what Gatorade Does what best and this was okay. I know we have our opinions on this This was just this was somebody's opinion. Okay And we can you know debate debate whatever mine's a little different, but there's some They just go. I don't know why but this may it just makes sense go ahead Yellow is the the flavors of Gatorade yellow and they also said yellow to yellow is the best Gatorade when you're thirsty Okay, we can go go through orange is the best for hangovers. Okay dark blue is for actual hydration Light blue is when you want a cold drink and red is for lunch. Red is for lunch for some reason I don't know why yeah, but red goes with hot dogs. It goes with a hegey the fruit punch red is for lunch That's pretty goddamn good. The rest might be up for debate, but red is for lunch. Yeah I mean, I could see the lemon line being for thirst Because that's the original sure, you know, that's just like if I'm not That's That's a practice. Yeah, that's just like it's there and it's cold. Yeah Orange is not for hangovers for me dark blue is for hangovers That's and I don't know if that's up for debate dark blue. What are you talking about the ice? No, what is the dark blue cool blue cool blue fears, maybe you're something like yes, that's got some punch to it That carries a little more twang. Yeah, the dark blue is just the classic cool blue Yeah, let me see see if you can get the actual flavor dark blue Gatorade because they cool blue. I know blue Glacier frees is the light blue. Yeah, well back in the day glacier frees. That was like a line that came out At some point. Yes, there was Riptide rush, which was my feet. It was a purple Riptide rock. Yeah But yeah, the yellow Gatorade just kind of par for the course thirsty. I'll give you that 100% That's Gatorade. That's Gatorade. Yes, that's a great way to put that red is for lunch dark blue for me is for hangovers and Light blue is when you want a cold drink. I will give you that it's got to be cold too. Oh screaming a warm Gatorade Brutal we used to get this stuff in high school called exceed It was like a version of Gatorade Dude they would throw that as at like 75 degrees. Yeah, not a not a ice cube in it. Uh-huh brutal. What's the worst flavor warm? What's the worst flavor? I think orange because it doesn't turn the corner for some reason It just does it. It's just like that. It's like half the taste But you don't feel it like there's no it's already there. I don't know why but it's orange It's orange you can muscle through anything else since the fears It's on such a fatty I need that extra, you know, fears is juiced up Yeah, you get a warm orange I wouldn't even fears is for like when you're smoking weed almost That's that's the combat the cotton mouth my guy Smoking that purple day long I used to be Arizona green tape. That was big. Yeah. Yeah, that was big Yeah, that's that's a home run that's all red is for lunch It's crazy Why is I guess like I'm trying to think of why and maybe a nice wah wah Available ever and back in the day when there wasn't the 50 flavors. It was like the the I guess yet the fruit punch That's like it's available. I don't know. It's like a regular fruit punch with lunch. Yeah, of course great Fruit punch and cookies think too bad either. Oh, they hated that. I it's too much You're nuts. I'd rather do soda and cook what that's crazy. No, that's all cook and cookies on what are you fucking cookies the worst dad? I need fourth grade. You're centering Oreos and a diet kid. That's who raised me most of the time so yeah, that's crazy soda I Did so so we were whatever last weekend when we were in a Appleton, Wisconsin. I did The hotel we were staying at didn't have Gatorade. They had power. They carried was it hepsy product or A line of monster energy drink We were in we were in America But I did a red power aid which I Got to say the power aides pack a better punch than this then sure then the yellow and R and then and the light blue Gatorades. Okay, they're a little more viscous They got a little little fucking a little body to them thing. Yeah, you remember 10k you're no no It was it came out on the same time as power a didn't make it and a little Fizz do it It was odd. Oh, you know talking about no. I'm thinking. I think it was called all sport all Sport all sport had who made that Franklin? I don't know and I remember gonna electrolyte hydration brand that dude that it felt bootleg when you were doing it It was like that the label was like handwritten That was like you could only buy like boxes of 24 like Matt big box I feel like you would I remember I feel like you would get it at like a snack ball Like you would go to like, you know, we'd go to the baseball fields or whatever sport. Let me see a picture of it Yeah, I'm trying to think yeah It literally is just that it was it was it was no it was real no for a bipepsi. Yeah Sunny D. Yes, not refrigerate not refrigerated. I'm out Originally launched in 1994 by PepsiCo as a competitor to Gatorade and power eight owned by owner manufacturer today by The jell cert company. What the frig is that sounds shady the brand has shifted away from ready to drink bottled beverages to focus on Powdersticks drink mixes freezer pops design for active lifestyles industrial workforce heat stress prevention What the fuck I'll give you that change it up a little bit Yeah, that's funny. Oh life. Yeah, they've switched. Yeah, I got you. I wish they would bring back the glass bottles for Gatorade That's crazy are you two younger remember that? Yeah, I mean, yes, I don't think so I don't remember that at all Should be like a limited edition thing they do that be nice Yeah, you get people paying like $9 a bottle for it, but they don't need any more fucking money These guys they get you coming and get got you for hydration a guy for just drinking a guy you for lunch man, I remember we were scrapping this fucking one of my dear We were pulling all the fucking scrap metal out of this factory and across the street was this little bodega little Chinese bodega South Philly and He this guy mate. We'd go over there for lunch every day. We were on a tight Tight budget, okay, my dad gave you like 20 bucks when we had to feed like five of us. It's brutal So it was hot dogs as far as the I 15 for you it was hot dogs as far as the I can see I had hot dog in the middle of the day working construction dude. I do three I do three these all what and a red gatorade and dude I remember biting the dog and the red from my lip and - Get on the bun. - Get on the bun. - It was getting on the bun. - Ooh, that's good. - Bite and sip it. - Couldn't tell me shit, man. - You must have been useless after a lunch. - Yeah. - Burping up hot dogs in Gatorade. Throw a heater in the mix. Probably a hangover. Too much coffee. - I wasn't getting hungover, but I was like early, I was like 20 years old. I was getting hangover, you know. I was like, maybe pop an Advil and keep it fucking moving. - I got them off rip. I remember having them in high school, getting just like, hangs outy. The next day. - Nah, nah, that's good. - Hit me different. - Ooh. - If you were the runner for the lunch order, were you buying a little extra even on the shoestring budget? - No. - You would eat something on the way back. - It depends, not there because it was just, you were walking across the street, but I would take the carto. I would take the truck to LaWa. - Get me down. - An hour later. - Get me to do a little something. Yeah, I mean, maybe like. - Snickies? - Nah, maybe like a hash brown with the sizzleer or whatever. 'Cause we were taking lunches. I mean, you're starting at six, you're taking a lunch at fucking 10 a.m. or whatever. Coffee break. - That's what we would do at coffee. So I'd sneak a little snack on the coffee. - I'd run and get coffees for everybody. - Yeah, we weren't allowed to do, we weren't allowed to do lunches. - But I would get a sizzleier something. Scarf that down the parking lot, dump the trash. - No receipts. - Do you have the ring of receipt? - No. - Hmm. - I like that. - Well, yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah. - Snacky for you. - Yeah. - I love a snack. - Lunch comes, you're like, nah, I'm good. - Still love a snack. - Listen, but all that's neither here nor there. We got a gosh darn family episode on our hands. As you know, when you join the, oh, Patrioni, we get you, you get to ask your garbage question and we will read it on the air. And I got to be honest with you, we're a little bit of a backlog, but we're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good at knocking people out. And there's an honesty on the Patreon of like, listen, I've had one read, but, you know, keep it, if I could, you know, whatever. - If it's a humdinger. - It's a humdinger. It's also to the show's been around for such a long time now that people are joining and don't know. They're like asking like, you know, have you ever did it? And you're like, guy, this is fucking season one. This is the pilot episode guy. But it does, it does go to show that like, people are at, you know, obviously the questions we ask people have evolved for so long. - Sure. - That like, staples in the beginning, that we never, but that we would ask every single guest that obviously have moved on. People are now going, you should ask this. I'm like, God, that was the first fucking garbage. - Sure. - That was like, top five. - I bring them back when we have guests and stuff like that. - I'm not saying you don't, but there's a lot that we're, there's a lot that we're missing. Like an early one with shaken bake. We used to always, there was certain stuff where, - Really. - Patty wasn't getting that. I don't think she trusted it. - Yeah. - It was a plastic bag. - She would just coat it in breadcrumbs. It was too expensive. It was like getting like, Play-Doh or something. - Maybe. I don't know. I mean, by the time it was to me, it was cheap. We viewed it as, yeah, like instead of, it's the significantly cheaper thing than like, I'm going to dredge this chicken, bread this chicken. I got to buy the thing or whatever. It's like, I think a box of shaken bake was probably like, - $2.99 or whatever. - That must be the thing with that drumstick. - Getting a drumstick is a kid for dinner? - No, never, never. I remember my mom. - Oh fuck. - Yeah. - Do you ever have chicken on the bone when you were a kid? Probably not. - I mean, like rotisserie chicken, but like not like that. - I really do. - My mom. - Actually, no, my mom would do like, what is it? Like Kokovah and stuff like that. - I don't even know what that is. - What does that sound? - It's like, you call me? - It's like French and it's like a stew. - Yeah. - And you can do that. - I think that's the chicken one. And there's like one where it's like, hold kind of chicken thighs in the stew. And it goes all day. It's delicious. - That's not what we're talking about. - That's from Donnie Brasco. - Oh, Donnie, we tasted Kokovah. - And I had shaken bacon college 'cause my buddy was a dirtbag and made it for me. - You were cooking in the dorms? - No, in senior year. - A fraternity house. - No, in the apartment. - You guess you're making shaken bacon your fucking college apartment? - That's crazy. - You look like I didn't come in a rob yet. - Fuckin' dorms. - That's wild. - That's crazy. Now, my stepmom did it and, we didn't do, she just did chicken breast. - They were always so thick. I hate it, I hate it. - Bone was chicken breast? - Yeah, but like, these things were like two and a half inches. These were like heavy bike. The one end was good 'cause it got smaller. - Sure. - But that fat end, I feel like. Let me just get two, two sh-- I like a thin cutting. Everyone knows that about Kippurina. I don't like that out. - I don't like a thick piece of meat. - And then I had the veins in it. - They didn't know back then, you know? I don't think they know now. - We got them on the bone. We got breasts on the bone. You ever see the underside of a chicken breast? - Oh yeah. - It's the fucking body cavity. - It's like the ribcage. - Yeah, fuck that. - How'd you thigh? - No, we never, we never-- - Do a thigh. - Yeah, don't mind a thigh. I've gotten over, I've-- - Most meat. - I've appreciated it, yeah. - Yeah. - Nice little crispy thigh. - Of course. - Yeah, that's an acquired taste. That's real tough to throw in a fucking seven-year-old who's picky, and will not eat. - I up the emoroso rolls with the peanut butter already. You know what I mean? It's like, my mom also just caved too much to you. - I was the third kid, there's a four or five-year separation between me and Danny. Single mom, she's back at work. - You're bitching. - Yeah, it's like, just fuck, I'm like, I don't want that. She's like, well, I'm not just give 'em the fucking, you know, just do the fucking peanut butter, whatever. - So that's why-- - Everyone's eating chicken, you got peanut butter. - No, I would do chicken. But if you threw out a piece of red meat, your better beef. I wanted noodles without the sauce, just butter. - That's like, I'm not even fucking, we took a little fucking cappareno the other day. The one, we went to a fucking southeast Asian restaurant in Fort Lee, and I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like, this is advantageous for your boy right now. - He'll do the hot pot. - Yeah, so he does like a fucking something. - I'm like, Jesus Christ, this kid. - And then the next day, we go to India. - And I got-- - What? - Yeah, did he have some? - Yeah, he loves the fucking butter chicken. - Shut up. - He loves his, dude, he loves the fucking, he loves none with like the green sauce. - Yeah. - Can't give a baby that shit. - He's fucking, he's cooking, dude. - Woo! - Think of some Oasis. - He like, he can take him a side. - He's like, he's dead, we do the chicken take. Yeah, he does it all. - Really? - He does everything. - He does the, what's the, oh yeah, he does every, he don't. - The, what's the, what's the stuff, the green stuff? - I don't know, he does like all the, all the kutraman that they drop on you. - Really? - He does it all. And I'm just like, this is for sure, the youngest Ryan slash Sullivan to ever have. - Indian food. - Ever. - Ever. - What was the first time you had Indian food? - Lee, I was picking-- - He's probably in fucking Calcutta this kid. (laughing) - I studied abroad in third grade. - 2008. - Really? - No, I did, I was like, I didn't have sushi till I was in college, Indian food scared me. - I didn't have sushi till New York. Me and Reggie had it for the first, me and Reggie Conquest had it the same night. - Both got sick together. - Nah, he looked at me and goes, man, he's fucking Japanese, nugget sucked. I was like, let's get the fuck out of here. - I saw, I saw, I saw Lunetta, two clicks away. - Well, the first time I had Indian food was in 11th grade. They took us to this place called Palace of Asia that was in Ambler. It was like, very popular. It was me, my buddy Kramer, and a bunch of Darylix. - A bunch of Darylix, nobody ate anything. - Yeah. - It looked like alien food. - Yeah, two and 11th grade kid. - You know what I'm proud of? We went to the South, it was fucking fantastic. It's right on the water over there, and like Fort Lee or something. Right over there, right across the GWB. - Don't know what it says. - It sits on the water. No, we didn't go for dinner. I think we went for like food shopping or something. - There's a traitor Joe's over there. We were doing something over there. What the Michael's or something? I fucking forget. - Did you? - What? - He's doing it to Michael's. - Getting stuff for him, I don't know. Stuff to do. - Huh, I make sense. - He don't just fucking sit and play video games. He got to fucking, he got to distract, he's fucking. - He got to get on a PlayStation 5 or something. - I know, all right. Get him smoking. - I've been, I've been leaning heavy on the TV when they deans not around. - Like what, he needs it. It's good for his brain matter. - I felt real proud, as a Reformed picky eater, still have my, I'll try everything. I just, there's just certain stuff I don't like. - I'll give you that, you will. - I'll try, there's most 90s, whatever, percent of stuff. I just like what I like at the same time, but I ordered something and they were like, how hot do you want it? And they go, it comes hot. And I said, you know what? - I'll just have coffee. - No, I said throw it out. I go, whatever the chef recommend. Whatever the chef recommend is for old Kippy. Did I sweat my fucking eyeballs out of my hands? Oh, you better believe you. But Kippy put that goddamn stew down. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - What kind of place was it? - I think it was, I think the- - Southeast Asia? - I think it was like a, yeah, it was fucking Ho Chi Minh's. It wasn't a current country if you catch my dress. - More of a regional area. - Over at the 48th parallel, I can paint you. - That's wild. - Yeah. - I would never. Yeah, fuck that. - I know, but that I'm also hot. - I know, but it's like, it's so funny. It scared me too. And then I went, what the fuck, I have a kid. I'm a fucking, you know what I mean? Like all the stuff I've accomplished, I'm going, I'm afraid of a little heat. Fuck out of you. - Can I have milkshake, please? - I jump out. Jump in the river. Oh Fuck that shit. Yeah, really good really good reviews. I feel usually Asian heat It's different hot hole dude. I thought I put a pepper and fucking general South chicken almost lost my mind Who the fuck put that in there? It's crazy Yeah, yeah, I yeah, I'm living on the edge baby. I'm a man with nut and a lose I remember we took it at no book yet a fucking scuba mask How to order you some fries also if there's ever been it's full Exploration of who you are we went on a double-date years ago and you left midway through to do like an 1130 check spot or something Fuck it. I'll be back. I'm like, what the fuck? I got a spot. I can't say no I'm like I got a fucking carry the fuck I fucking sit here with these two, bro That probably pick up the fucking check you know that much That had to be a YG, right? Oh Yeah, oh Wait one world were me and you going to fucking no boo you fuck we barely probably couldn't afford it when we went Oh my god, I'm sitting there again. You tried everything. No, I don't like I don't do the sushi. I'll try everything I don't I don't love sushi. It's a cod or something Alibate Told you it was a little on you Kim's talking about draft Kings and official partner of the NBA is now available. 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Love it Let's fucking creep it up I wanted a class or trash judgment when I was a kid our neighbor would sit on his second floor deck and rip six Kids would ring a bell on the street and he would slide candy down a PVC tube into the kids buckets Nothing was more classic to me when I was a kid That's all right as a kid. That's fucking awesome. You remember that house. Yeah, but what's wrong with it as an adult? Instead of he's got to go downstairs or whatever. I'm assuming maybe this is a second floor apart and anyway You're making that that's classy Sigs are no sigs. Yeah That's that the kids want to go there. That's different than fucking ringing the door at every moving the second-hand smoke from any of the kids I would say it's even classy very very good Very good look. That's real good. Uh, yeah. That's fun. That's like you look for some sort of fucking separation How do you give out cold sodas one year talking to town name brand or were they like the generic wild cherry Pepsi Wild cherry Pepsi that's fucking nuts Would you fucking get a slip and fall suit that year or something? That's a that's got to be a couple honor box She take out the front screen from the Storm door in the front So the dog would be all right. She's hoping to door it. Boop beat it. Boop beat it Wow, she had to make up for it I think the year before she gave like dental floss. Yeah, she was working at the dentist off. She had a bunch of like grab bags Let's pick those things up Fucking neighborhoods HOA was breathing down our neck Uh, it's trashy But it's classy yeah, I think that's fucking fantastic. I I'm well docked that we would go trick or treating the you know As older not older whatever There'd be like 30 of us And a group of the dads would just sit in my dad's car and fucking Crush beers follow you and just like yeah, I will be we're worrying the area You know, I mean because like some of the older kids were watching us and whatever, but it was like I was younger And they would just sit there with a cooler and you run over and like fuck it and they just be crying Yeah, if you had this when you were a kid, but when I was a kid I remember my cousin got like robbed on Halloween one year for candy. Yeah, they like came and like mug them Yeah, I was like this panic. I might not always followed behind us We're gonna let it go out like that Darkness and shit. We were I also think they wanted that I think the dads were like we can just get fucked up This is a night, you know Tuesday night we can get fucked up. Yeah, the house Yeah, I mean playing it on the kids. I got to watch the kids. Yeah We were just up to no good in high school still trick or treating Yeah, there's an age. I mean we've talked. There's an age limit that you just can't if I now you go You got a hoodie in a pillowcase get the fuck out of here. Yeah, be it Um, we shot somebody's front window out with a BB gun. Yeah, it's a dickhead move dickhead move um Yeah, there's an after 14 You're looking for trouble unless you're like a proper nerd like and not even talking shit like if unless you're like Not the best socially and whatever. It's like you're looking your mom's still with you. Yeah exact at 15 You're looking for your smoke and you're looking for a way to get out and do something you shouldn't be though Which I respect but we also I'm fucking eyeballing you We also put a car in neutral and it rolled down a hill and smashed another car Guy was pissed. Yeah, I can imagine fucking dick As a kid Sure, there's a different time Kippy. Mm-hmm No windows were open back then. Yeah Imagine that now leaving your window open Nuts Yeah No, but he started driving and looking for us. Yeah, that's crazy We pissed we would hang out at this the the neighborhood village It was a shopping center with a bunch of townhomes around it, right We were there was village shires and we were we were shires rats every generation's there would be a you know a new generator There'd be some older kids that would phase out younger kids would come in and we were the young kids at one point Then we were like the age appropriate shires rats and then you know You get a car. It's like you you don't have a car. You'd skate there. Then you get a car. You hang out You got whatever go boom running shires get six you meet up. Whatever. Nothing good love that nothing Like light and fires behind the fucking you know, you're just doing stupid fucking kitchen But we were hanging out there skating in the one neighborhood and This guy came out to us. He's like you want this car? It had to be like a fucking 81 BMW like fucking Maybe there's a BMW like real old. Yeah, and he just gave it to us He's like, don't start, but you like you guys can have it and I don't think I was there And then like Pat called their tag was like, dude, we got a car and I'm like wait He's like some guy just gave us like we were like 13 years old That was definitely a murder in that. Yeah, I was just like then do passing in it and I'm like, do this is we This is just to sit in it. Yeah, we couldn't start it. I can't go back to my mom Be like mom, I need 800 for a toe or whatever Some guy gave us an old man I don't even think we did because it was like in the middle of like the townhouse parking lot, so you can't even like, you can't have 12 year olds hot box in a car. That's crazy. I would have never gotten that car. I think that guy was just trying to be cool. It was just like, what's up, you kids want to go like, I don't know, maybe molesting, I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't come to think of it. You kids can have the car. You, Chubby, come with me. I remember when I got kicked in a, I was in an Arby's and we for using the bathroom, we weren't supposed to be in there, something like that. Without buying, I don't know what happened, but the owner or the manager kicked the door in and this bathroom stall. And it was like, get out of here and I was taking a piss. I was like, I don't think anything. I'm like, all right, I get it, you know. Don't look at my leader, man. Yeah, that'll traumatize you. And my boy, this kid Casey was like, he was like a few years older and he was just like, you know, we get outside, he goes, give me that manager's name. And like, he with this was his stand. He's like, he's a fucking pervert. He ran it on my boy, taking the problem. I'm like, he ain't seen nothing. I was angling, I was angling. Fuck that. Yeah. I never like doing that stuff. They kid shit. Just like ruffian shit. Being in a restaurant when you weren't supposed to be there was going to be too much anxiety. It's still done. New York's very much at I get you have to get old. Now you just go like, what are you going to fucking, what are you going to call the cops? And I'll say that Starbucks stuff kind of blew stuff out of the law. Sure. You know, you mean a fucking code. Yeah. I know the, yeah, there's a. I don't so like, I'll go and like, what do you, I just got to go to the bathroom. You want to buy something? I'll fuck it up. Sure. I'll put a five or in the tip jar. What's the, what's the alternative? I shit my pants. Let me, like, come on. I got bigger problems. I'll pee in bodegas too. Yeah. I'm like, go in there. Hey, man. What's the bathroom downstairs? Yeah. Talk. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of, wow, this is a Kippy's, Kippy's the fucking segue guy. I always does. This is from Barry. Classier trashy saloon doors on a urinal at a bar. Saloon door. I like it. On a urinal at a bar. Well, for my purposes. Sure. But instead, this, this, this, the saloon doesn't give you any coverage. It's just like the. Can't poop in there. No, I do like a, I do like an old shitty like dive bar bathroom. There is something kitschy about there. They're like, they're either painted like green or all black. They've been like the doors and they've been painted like 500 times. There's ice in the urinal. For a feedie everywhere. Yes. I like a, a trough urinal. I don't, uh, one good for peaking. I would say they usually go hand in hand a lot of times. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Or there's just like, uh, there's a stench that lives in the trough that like, as a society, we're past brutal. We're past it. And it just stinks. And it's like, so troughs are taking very good care of, but as a whole, like when they have the fresh ice in there and maybe some of them have that water running through. I'll give you that. That's a nice one and fun. But like a most of them are. But you also see the pee like eroding the, the, the, the metal and stuff. And like, can we just get a fucking get a urinal? Get an American standard. What a re, whatever American standard. A regal. Oh, it's not the regal in the royal are the two different kinds. What's the difference? The ones more expensive. I know that. Huh. The regal or the royal Sloan regal. That was the flush valve. Ooh, Sloan. Sloan was very nice. Very nice. I like that. I remember when you peed in a little one. The short one? Were you peeing the short one? Uh, yeah. I never knew what that's, is that for kids? Candy cap. It is. Yeah, that's why the protectors there. And I, we would install them and sell them. And I took, I didn't know that for the longest time. Yeah. I like that. The ADA, American and Disabilities Act. And that's why it's got the. The Vider. The Vider there. Cause like, you're in a wheelchair or whatever or something. Sure. A little bit of dist. That's why I go there. Yeah. Peekin. Say no, Pepsi challenge. Let's go. Uh, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Foley's Airbnb mug shot. Okay. $10 HVAC contractor never have one red. You ever bring a tape measure to your new home inspection? Not to measure for furniture, but to make sure the fridge can fit pizza boxes. Which. Yeah. I mean, we're not a pizza box. That's trashy. That's very trashy, obviously. That's, depending on whether you buy the house or not. No, but I think that might be going, you know, that you got to take. You had to know that. True. You got to know that. Cause you got to go. All right. Then I got mine for another. See what I see. What a fridge is going for. Like 800. Do you have a full size fridge in your apartment? Or is it like a little bit smaller like a New York fridge? It's like slightly smaller, but it's a, it's a full size bridge. Okay. Yeah. Like, you wouldn't have any complaints. Yeah. I don't know about that. Right now I'm working off a college boy. I mean, a nice one's going to run you like 1500. That's high. I got one. I got one. I think for a hundred. I think is like kind of your standard. Is yours open out? Do you have a nice fridge? Or is it the one door? What do you mean? Don't look like this. No, those are out now. Oh, wait. No, it does open like that. And then I got the big guy at the bottom. The freezer. Big trees. Yeah. Yeah. The side by side I think is out. I think that was like eight. Real nineties. I think so. I don't I mean, I don't see them anywhere really. That was big. You see like the fridge up top. And then the freezer down the bottom. My aunt had like a like a vintage one. It was new. But it had like that curve. Like something you would see on like a set of friends. I like that. Whoa. The frigid air. The big fucking clunker handle. I like that. Baby bluer something like it was fake. Wasn't making anything cold. I'm sure I get that. Too worried about the aesthetic and not about the BTU. Yeah. I don't think cranking. That fridge at to go back a few weeks at skyline comedy club. The drink fridge. Mm hmm. Yeah. That was like 34 degrees. That was all right. Those things were screaming. Those root beers. Woo. It was at about 14 in M. So I stand. Oh, I see you. Oh, yeah. Like gump out there. Some downstairs too. That brewery down there. Local. When it comes to root beer, I don't really drink local. Um, let's see here. Uh, you. This was from Big Hall $69 investor. Never had one red. You's ever ride a bike at night. I seen a guy heading down the main avenue of my town about 1130. No helmet. No shirt. Talk about a tough look. Up to no good. Yeah. There's a way in the burbs. Yeah. It's always like. It's always. I don't know why, but the street matters. If you're in a residential street, go let's guys cruise in. Sure. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. There's something. But like when you're on a main street for a little too long. Yeah. And there's a certain age and a certain bike style. An adult on a BMX bike is a tough look. Unless you're fucking mad Hoffman. It's a bad look. Yeah. Um, never trust that. Or two guys on a scooter together. That's a hit. Sure. I got you. No. I mean, what do you live in a Bogota? What are you talking about? Uh, that's, uh, yeah. You know, two oh two. And we're patty. There were patty lives. Yeah, I know two oh two. Somebody riding down that. Yeah. No side. Just. That's terrible. Yeah. Yeah. There's that. That's got to do. We written all over it. Yeah. That's tough. That's tough. Kevin's talking about rocket money. Rocket money. No, I know you use rocket money. I use it. I use all the apps features. You use all the apps features. I use rocket money to keep an eye on my subscriptions. Uh-huh. And I might see something I don't like. Rocket money finds it. Bang. Get it out the door. Get the guillotine. Cut it out the door. Do you sell a favorite? Get over to rocket money. 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Don't have insurance or don't live in the United States. You can still get 10% off your first month. - There you go. - Visit betterhelp.com/garbage to explore your payment options. That's betterhelphlp.com/garbage. - Do it, do it. - I, what do you think about this? I was in a Wawa, I don't know, maybe two months ago. - Wawa Weasel? - Wawa Weasel, about two months ago. - Super Wawa regular. - Rigs. And it, you know, it was like one of those all guess days. I'm in the burbs. It opens up. Skies open up, it's dumping fucking rain. Guys there, older guy at the Wawa. And he's, and he's in his bike gear, not like fucking tour to France, but he's on a bike ride. He's on like an exercising bike ride. - Was he kind of tour to France? - I mean, he wasn't fucking-- - This fuck those guys. - He wasn't, he wasn't full blown, but it was in, you know. - Did the shoes on? - He couldn't go to a wedding. Uh, I don't know about the shoes. - Okay. - Uh, enough to be like this guy's on a bike. - All right, this guy's on an exercise, you know, a long, relatively long distance. So I'm there getting my ice cream or something, you know what I mean? Don't know a little fucking sneaky snacker. - Sure. - Starts raining. - Starts, well, I made it, whatever, it's pouring. It wasn't pouring and then the sky's open up and it's dumping. - Gotcha. - And I don't think it's showing any signs of slowing down. - Okay. - And the guy, I get out of my car, the guy's at the front, like, you know, waiting under the overhang. And then I come out and then there's another guy's going, hey man, I can't help but notice like, you know, you're kind of stuck here, you're stranded. It's like pouring, he goes, how about I give you a ride home? - How about you? - What do you think? - What do you think about that? - Try to fuck. - That's crazy, right guy goes, I got, I can, I think he said I can, he had like a regular, he had like a fucking Corolla, but he's like, I can run back and get my. - What the fuck? - And I can get my Denali or whatever. - What the bike guy say? - Ah, I think he's old. I mean, this is like, he's like 68 years old, the bike guy. And he's like, I think I'm going to wait it out. - Yeah. - I'm like, beat it. - What the fuck? - I can go back and get my Denali. - Or whatever, like he was going to get a Denali. - Yeah, to say that. - So he was going to go get a different vehicle, which I'm like, what, I don't even know how that, no one I know in my life would ever do that. What do you, what would go with him or ask? - Sure. - If it was like some super old guy in like a regular bike, okay, yeah, all right. - But then I mean like, why is he old guy on a bike? If you're old enough to be on a bike, you're old enough to like, sure, wait it out, or ride home and get wet. - Damn, that's wild. - I mean, if you're like some old geezer, yeah. But then I go, what the fuck are you doing on a bike? You got a family that loves you. Call up your fucking, one of your fucking Stateno's grandkids, come pick you up. - You ever pull over and help somebody? - What? - No. - That's how you get caught. - My dad would do it every once in a while. Local roads. I think a family was like, the car was broken down or something, pull over and try to help. - I don't know, no. That's on that. - Very not now. - That's like, I'm sorry, you get, you know. That's it, it's a you problem guy. I seem too many date lines. I ain't fucking, you ain't getting me. - I remember one time there was a bad storm and a power line was in the middle of the street and like a car was there and the car was like stopped. - My dad was like, don't anybody get out of the fucking car. - I was like, I'm gonna go help. He's like, shut the fuck up. That is you. - Oh, I wouldn't say that. - I need a baby. - Oh, fuck, you know, I fucking saw he saw a burger yelling at you. - I would have been stepped into it. - Yeah, fuck, he'd be laying in the Hudson. You'd be complaining your wife buys out. - Shut up. - I fucking land this fucking burger. - You can make it back to LaGuardia. It could be the bitch. Now water's freezing. - I'm gonna miss my connection. Oh, are you? I'm gonna help him. Yeah, yeah, that's a, yeah. We're not a helping fat, like help each other and like people, but like strangers. We were already at the point where it was like, - 2000s. - I mean, even the 90s, you weren't fucking. - Sure. - You weren't like, there was already the stories of. - It was gonna be hitchhiking. - Yeah, fuck that. - You know what hitchhiking is? - There's too many ways to help yourself nowadays. You do not need to stop for people. - Sure. - It's a great point. It's a great point. - People ask you on the street, "Hey, where's this?" You got a fucking phone in your hand, man. - Yeah. - What are we doing? Is it fucking set up? - Yeah. - Fuck that. - I getcha. - I thought I was getting set up here as in the elevator yesterday. - Sky, like Squirrel, he's coming in. - I got the cams, so I have a small pelly. - Right. - He's coming in with like, he's like working on like audio video install or something. Like it was like, you know, action AV or something. - Right. - So he's got like the bucket full of tools. He's got the car. He's got something in his hand. - He's in the elevator when you get in or he's behind you. - No, let him in the front door. I hold the door for him to get in the front door so he can wheel his stuff. We got to the front door at the same time. I give him a hand. So then he's having trouble getting on the other side. Get in. He's like, he's all squirrely. I'm like, you know. Also, I'm like, you're a construction worker. Construction workers are like the, 'cause they're so used to carrying stuff in and out upstairs elevators in and out of like, they know the easiest and best way to do's to move. - Right. - You know what I mean? Like if you ever need a fucking couch move, some guy who fucking hangs sheet rock is gonna come in and go, this is the end where you do it. You grab that so like, they're moving shit. - So he didn't seem like he-- - He seemed, he sweated and he wasn't saying that. It was just like weird. - Was it me? - And then that's what I thought. And then we get in. - Take off the mustache. - And he's like, we get in the elevator and he's like, you know, you got to live life. And I'm like. - Was he going to, did you push the button and he was going to the same floor? - No, he was going to the floor beneath us. And he's like, he's, he got to live life. - I go, yeah, he goes, you never know when it's over. - What the fuck? - And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking ground and pound you big guy. I'm gonna fucking, I'm like, dude, not today, I'm having a bayfrigle week. - That's crazy. - Yeah, and he goes, you never know when it get all just go or something like that. - I'm like, I'm like shit like that. - And I'm in my head, I'm like fully sent you for sure, dude. - I made a fool of myself in an elevator just yesterday. - Was I there? - No. - Okay. - I don't know, you've done that. I mean, they picked the time and place. - Did I actually have the nice purse or something like that? Or were we in an elevator and like, you see, you know? - We have an elevator in like Indianapolis or something. Nice hotel and you're like. - That's a nice bag. - Yeah, it was like fucking, you know, 10, 30 and 11 o'clock at night and she gets on, this is before Luke. Yeah, this is pretty Luke on the road with us. It was just the three of us and we get in the elevator and he's like, she's like a better looking older woman, you know what I mean, dress nice, but not like whatever. And it's the three of us and she's but like, we're behind her. Like, she's at closest to the door. So that's like a, not a threat. You know, a little bit of a vulnerable position. - Sure. - She got her back to three fucking neanderthals. - I might have been tripping or something. - No, that was another time. We're on the elevator and with like a mother and her daughter and you're like, I'm tripping balls right now. I'm like, oh, cool guy. How about you read a fucking room? - Well, yesterday I get on the elevator and there's just a regular woman on there eating a plum. And I don't know why I go, how's that plum? - Yes, what are you doing? What are you doing? - I can't off with that. You're fucking cooked. I got plump. - Out of all your indiscretions. - That's kind of normal. - Yeah. - Because a plum is an odd fruit to be eating. - Well, here's the thing. I like plums, but nine times at a 10, they stink. So I was just. - You know what, you're not wrong. I listen, you got a little life every day, Lee. - You're better off just saying that, going, how's that plum? 'Cause I find, I eat a lot of plums and nine of them stink. That's okay. That's a little more engaging than how you blood. - I didn't say it like that. - You did it, I wasn't there. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna ask. - I said, how's that plum? She said, it's actually pretty good. - This is my style. (laughing) - I had no follow-up. - Yeah. - I get nervous, sir. I don't know. - Nervous purpose. - I feel like I don't want people to think I'm a creep. I talk. - But then you never have the follow-up. - Yeah, just because of the follow-up. - Just the follow-up. Anything. - I shouldn't have said it. - You're a smart guy. - It would have been worse if I was like, I like plums. - I'm not. - If it was an apple, I wouldn't have said anything. Everybody's eating apples. What's the lesson you saw somebody in a goddamn plum? - I think my wife eats a good amount of plums. - I don't touch the stuff. - In public? - Yeah, she eats fruit in public. I don't know, like a plum? - No. - That's crazy. - I think there's crazy things. - Sure. - Can I name a few? - Askin' somebody if they like a plum? On an elevator you plumb guy. I don't think I've ever had one Wow new patreon challenge we were a big plum people patty loved the plum Uh-huh, yeah Weird that's right You know prune is just a plum dried dried plum and grapes are raisins. Oh my god That's what I said the lady He's eating hell Fuck I stink now you're great man. I just trying to be nice. I listen. I understand. I'm all for it Just so you'll find your footing go for it take you, you know You miss a hundred percent of the Plums you don't eat or whatever. I listen. I think I Think it's great. I think you're out there socializing. You're a nice guy. Thank you I've been nervous on a celebrate once or twice too. Somebody gets in. Well, it's tight. Yeah Somebody gets in and they push a button that the things not I know there's nobody on that floor. Yeah I was a fuck you doing here. Yeah, I'm a guy. There's nobody on that floor They're like I actually own the building. Okay, I like plums Alright, let's see here. This one's great. This is from solar act 10 dollar garbage man here Have you or anyone your family ever gotten their head stuck between two railings and needed to use butter or oil to get their head out? I just saw a video of a kid that did it like uptown It was on a fence. Oh, I think I saw that too. I don't know. I pd had a car. Yeah, that's a crazy move that they do They put it open a kid Want it? I'm like the one next to the kid. They put a tourniquet on it and they bend the thing that way Yeah, pull it out. Yeah, what if that rod snaps fucking ripped the kids head off. I mean what else are you gonna do pull out the fucking Jolz a life? Okay, you fucking cut it Get the solzai out now you the solzai had rattled as fucking brain into soup, dude That's too long now you need to bend it You could snap if it's wood you saw it. I think I I did it once somewhere I want to say that someone's how cousins. I got nervous. I got out, but that like that's instant panic panic sets in when you like go left and you go right. Oh my God big ass head That's stuck in the window. That's a brand new dining room chair You're walking around like a deer with other antlers on them. You ever see that the fuck happening you guys Must have been drunk like off the peyote guy Yeah, that's that's a tough look, but it happens You know, you can't that's very trashy especially if it's like yeah, that's a trashy kid Yeah, cuz it like in these shows that like he's a bit of a dumb dumb He's a little unsupervised for sure the you know something anything with a fire department's gotta come and it's something like that I would be too embarrassed I told you we had to I think I think if I was choking, I would just choke That's I had that scared the shit out of me one time too. Do we were down we were My stepdad before he passed this was we were down the shortest this is early days of a YG. This is like yeah We're choking. No. Oh your head stuck in a really I had a bunch of bad I bought a bunch of bad meat This is during the pandemic. I bought a bunch of bad and they was like I put it in the deep freeze Yeah, like a bait freezer like a deep freezer at the down the shore and I put a bunch of stuff it was bad And I put it in there because like I don't want to leave it in the trash can so I'm like, oh, I'll just put it in here I wasn't gonna eat it But it had gone bad in the fridge it was already bad to begin with and I was like, I'll make these $2 stakes tonight and then I didn't for like two weeks So then I put them in the freezer because it wasn't trash night and I didn't want that shit fucking Bringing bugs and shit getting a rank. So I put it in the deep freezer my stepdad found it and I'm like He's also the kind of guy like it's his freezer. He knows he didn't buy the meat and he just like came in as I Came home and he was cooking the steaks I'm like motherfucker. It isn't your steak. That's chicken. Yeah, I go Where do you get them? She goes there a whole bunch of steaks in a paper and I go guide her bed He goes you cook him but you cook him hot enough. That'll be I got that's crazy. He's well. He was a wild guy. Did he eat him? Well, they were so frozen or like they these were like These were like, you know Like caveman Thank you. You have to thol him out. And he bro I tried to turn the broiler on or something happened and the fucking Smoke alarm went off and then he was under the impression. Ah, that'll just he like opened the window And let it burn off that'll that'll fly you know create a back draft something Cross breeze That didn't work and it went off so long that it was connected to because it was like a condo Sure connected to the main thing the main thing went off and that's in a that's no longer a local alarm That goes right EP shows that goes right to the fucking right fire rescue They show up. This is North Wildwood. They come in heavy. These dudes are waiting for him in seven fire trucks Dude, they got the intersections blocked off my stepdad blamed it on my wife He goes my My daughter-in-law's not cheese from Europe. It was a Celsius And I went you fucking I give that as fucking as quick think it my idiot steps on he goes I'll take care of it if I can walk down through her under the bus kept it a move in Got the stakes. How you ready did some burn state dips. Oh Man, oh god. Oh All right, let's see here This one's from gorilla trisks. That's a pretty good name. Love it. What is gorilla biscuits that pills or something and that it's the gorilla biscuits or disco biscuits I'm thinking disco biscuits as a band. Yeah, which disco biscuits. I think we're pills though something in studio 54 Yeah, it's a jam band. Who is disco biscuits? Okay, but then I thought the name. I could be wrong. I don't know pop I think yeah, you pop it saying for recreational drugs. Yeah, pop a couple of Disco baskets Anyway, never have one right before you ever have your car stolen. It was recovered with more gas than when you parked it That's a tough look That's 20 bucks in the dash. Everything's coming up. Kippy Get the oil change get it inspected. That's brutal Yeah, that's but then you got to think if someone steals a car and there's not that much gas. They're going to put a gas in it Sure, otherwise really wouldn't I just fucking they grant that thought I'm gonna get something out of this. Yeah, I respect it So it makes sense the balls go to a gas station though, not your car Yeah, then you're you're just fucking cammed up. You're just don't tape. Yeah, and ever I mean like they don't really care about stolen cars though They don't which is really don't they don't give a fuck They don't ever look for the guy It's crazy. I mean they I told you they called my guys and they got fucking let go Yeah Just steal I feel like if I did it I get fucking 20 years. Yeah, you'd be the guy who gets like the book thrown at him. Yeah I crossed out off the list Your honor. I love plumb He can't get no good plums in a pen Uh All right, let's see this room OJ's wife's boyfriend 10 dollar bug man have had one red. Okay. Okay. Are you garbage? If you have a no soliciting sign on your front door extra points if it's homemade sign or written on cardboard like my neighbor has Yeah, uh Yes, I get the soliciting's bad and I was a solicitor for a long time and we did not now What people still banging on doors. That's huge really it's big Huh yet cheap. That's like lead generation. I mean we did it. It's like you go. Hey, we're in town You know you pay some I mean we we were we spot those boso's walking on the neighborhood I know but not everybody you go hey, I'll give you an estimate on your gutters right now I'm working on your I'm working on the Jenkins is right down the street and they go. Oh, yeah, we were thinking about it's like a thing You need to get I'm not I listen we were never the same but you're not making up the driveway with patty foley I just I mean I get from like maybe a danger situation sure I guess that that's like would you get you get into the house and be sitting there People in the house here they come out cup of coffee. No snack. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Eyes eyes outside. I smoke in here. Rip out of the heater in the living room. Thanks, drink you got here. Get it upstairs, bathroom. I got to take a wick. Get those. Yeah, but there's yeah. I'd be aware of dog sign is pretty trashy. I also said it shouldn't be beware of dog. It should be dog on property. See if this is true because beware of dog indicates that this dog will bite you. Yeah, that's what they want. Yes, but you can be sued. Dog on property is God. I didn't think you can go. You knew you had me over you had me in the backyard. Whatever if it does bite somebody. Oh, for you, like an invited guest. I don't know the rules, but somebody like do not get I was somewhat dirtbag listener of ours. When I got the house, wrote in do not. Is that true? You're right. Yeah. Give me the Googles saying, um, proof of prior knowledge in one bite jurisdictions or one bite. Everyone has a rule. Under common law, negligence theories, a plaintiff must prove you knew or you should have known that your dog was dangerous. Well, wouldn't that also go for a slippery one wet? You know, it's slippery. Right. Hmm. I gotta get to a CVS. Yeah, but I don't think, uh, same thing. No, no, because the dog getting bit by the dogs out of your control. If you go, if you run. on a slippery if you see a slippery one wet sign and then run that's not moving. Yeah, we know it's slippery. That area is not moving. Right. We'd be aware of dog. I don't know. Listen, I'm not. I saw beware of dog sign when I was a kid. I go near that place. Yeah. Mean dog. Yep. Look at that. Paddy's got no soliciting sign. I get it. Older brought by yourself. You just don't want people. You know, I get it. I, you know, I don't know. I don't think we ever got hit as kids growing up with it. Like, I don't remember anybody ever soliciting anything really. Then I became a solicitor. It would be instant panic if somebody knocked on our front door. Yeah, we'll get that. All right, let's see here. We got time for one more and we get to rip it up. This one's from Francis Walnut's 13 $10 homie. Never had one single. It's a bitty one red. There you go. Is it garbage if you watch an entire movie in 12 parts on YouTube? That's a fucking. That is so specific. Dude, that's what I watch yellow stuff. I know shorts. I get it. Shorts is crazy. I like it. No, I get listen to the show. See, awesome. Sure. That's it to that filler stuff. That filler episode. I was baked to the soprano, whatever. Onto I like went all that's as a filler wrap. Fucking filler. Nothing really happened. I don't know how we consumed TV like that. Make sure to see the sopranos. Like, I was locked in the sopranos 99 when it dropped. You have to wait. Buddy. It's 2026. You're pretty locked in the soprano still. But I can watch it on full. Or on my shorts. Yeah. You had no other. You didn't know anything else. But waiting that week and if the episode was like, oh, you're like, fuck. Yeah. Jove you mad. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I remember being disappointed. But like, you didn't know anything else. There was no other world where you got your stuff right away. There's no one to matter. I wanted it. Sure. I thought it up. I can't have it now. Oh, it's a Randos on the phone. They do it now. And it kind of doesn't make sense to me. Or they should be changing up. But the weekly release of episode. Yeah. Sometimes they do. To lose the first three. Yeah. My fucking dickhead. I always fall out of it. I fall into it. I get across the three. And then after the fourth, they go, maybe I'll come back for the lead. But then like, yeah, fuck it. I got shit to do. They hit you two years later with season two or something like that. Yeah. I don't like that. Then they started splitting up season like season seven and six episodes. And then this season seven, well, 48, too. Yeah. That's how I fell out of the boys. Yeah, that makes sense. You know, it took a lot of time in between seasons, too. And invincible. Yeah. The cartoon. The Vince Mipali vehicle. No. We got to wrap it up. Sort of theaters. Did you? Yeah. I told you a lot of my bullies are in it. Yeah. A lot of kids that I grew up with all went down. They didn't have for it. Yeah. They needed extras. That would have been awesome. I went out for a cheerleader. Did you? Denied. What? Fuck. I should have read for that. I could have invented a poly. That's how he got it. He went down and tried out. So he got on the Eagles. There you go. What move are they shooting them? Right now. Is there anything? Find out and go go down here and be like, hey, Vint, this is your, this is your invincible moment. This is it. Look, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get an active productions. I missed the Hershey story. They were filming at PA. The what? The Hershey story about Mr. Hershey guy invented Hershey's. Uh-huh. They're filming that in Pittsburgh. Why didn't they film it in Hershey PA? I don't know. They're telling me they shot the Hershey movie in Pittsburgh, man. Showbiz. It's fucking floundering. You can't if we can't afford to check us a lot of you. Shot an Albania for the weekend. What do you got? You got anything? Booman? Tires season three. Hey, Mayor of Kingsdown in Pittsburgh. No, what's in New York? There's a tat. Oh, we're doing. I thought we were doing Philly. No, New York something he can go season two. What? Passies into a nice task. Then Philly. Yeah. Can't do the accent box Montgomery. Box. Hit me up. Stay with patty. 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