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Where are we going to raise the roof? What's up, Ringer? We got a raise the roof. We don't even do it last week. Of course. Yeah. We took a week off. We did a little vacation in time. Hope everybody enjoyed their holiday. But yeah, we're back, and we got some housekeeping at the top of the show because we are planning to do what we're deeming a mailbag, but we're trying to do something different because the mailbag is washed. You know what I mean? A lot of people have done mailbags. We want a new name, and Billy, are you there? Billy's back. Billy is trying to help us raise the roof. There you go. We're trying to find a new name for the mailbag. We need a new kind of way to frame this. So Billy, I know you went to your trusted source, thesaurus.com, do you have any updates here on the mailbag? Yeah. Hey guys, how's it going? I feel like it's been a while since we've all been together doing a show. Like I've kind of-- Yeah. You were gone. You were gone. You were on the cruise. Tell us what the cruise was. No. Where did you go? What's your obsession with this cruise? Why don't you keep saying it? Why don't you be a secretive about it? It's not secretive. No one's cares. No, I can't. I want to know. What do you want to know? You want to know the stops? Like where I got on. Yeah. The stops. What do you need to know? Did you wear the cruise line and where you went on the cruise? OK. I mean, we went on a Disney cruise because I have a-- We talked about Disney. All right. I have a five-year-old and an hour, three-year-old. So it was like age-appropriate for them. OK. And we made some stops. We stopped in Cosmell. Nice. We stopped in Jamaica, which was incredible. Wow. We went to Cayman Islands, then we had a little stop in the Bahamas, then we're back. Amazing. How long did that take? Like a week? Yeah, it was a week. It was out of Port Canaveral in New York Orlando. We drove up to it. Then we drove back. No one cares. Oh, why? I'm interested. I'm interested. You're not interested. Are there characters on the cruise, like-- is it like Mickey on the cruise? There were a lot of characters. And they were readily available. We had a little autograph. Look, we got like 18 or 19 autographs. So it was a good week for the autograph, but the princesses were there. Some Marvel characters were there. Mm-hmm. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. So do your kids realize that the people that they saw on the cruise is bull egg, right? Because-- Well, if you go to Disney World, or you go to Disneyland, you see Mickey and Minnie and the princesses, and that's what they live. Yeah. That's what they put on the cruise. Hey, Doc. No. You're not pushing each other, Doc. Like, they're finally getting into it. Choles watching the movie. Yeah, there is a World Cup game, right now. The people that they sit on the cruise, that's kind of the off brand. No. Mickey and Minnie. Did you explain that to them? No, they were people that like-- They were on vacation with us. Like, they wanted to come on vacation, so they went on the cruise with us. Same week. I bet they-- I bet they've already been to Disney World, haven't they, Billy? Yeah. The real one. The ESPN thing. This is the perks from your ESPN days, correct? Go into Disney World. Why would he still be getting perks when he no longer works there? Well, you probably got to build up a point system, shit, like that awesome. No. Right? You used to get a card, where you could build a certain amount of time here. Joe, do you have a build up a point? You worked here a few times. No. No, I didn't even-- You know, I'm really bad with paperwork, so I didn't even-- What? No. This is pre-assistant. This is before Joe got his assistant. And I left ESPN three years before I had a kid. So I was never going to go, you know what I'm saying? I unceremoniously left ESPN while my wife was pregnant, so I never got to benefit from those perks, either with my kids, yeah. You could cut line and shit like that, they say you can-- No. Yeah, no. If you work-- No, you don't cut line. They just give you a card and then you can go-- No, you can get in line first since that's what they told me. That's a lie. No, that's-- You can get a lightning pass, I guess. No. Yeah, lightning pass, though. Anybody can get that. Yeah, usually. No, but we got it for free at ESPN. You don't know what you think it sounds like. What? Did you have-- you never use the card? You never change. You know what the funny thing is, can I tell you something that Joe doesn't understand? They had a great car rental deal, though. The rest of you guys, when they would bring you in for your reviews and stuff like that, they would tell you about the raises and the promotions that they were going to give you and all that and stuff like that. Joe was really working for an ESPN with a special Disney card that allowed him to come to the front of the line. No. Because that's the kind of dream that they sell guys like Joe. No. Where's the cut line card? No, no, no. That's some of you already get-- no, I mean, and the thing is the way ESPN works, I already knew what I was going to get every year because it's your contract. So you know, I knew what I was getting year one, year two, and if they had picked up my option for year three. Now, people on the internet would say, oh, ESPN didn't want you-- you got-- they fired you or whatever. No. I went to sleep to do the slow burn before, but I knew that I probably didn't have a future at ESPN because they don't give a fuck about that. Would they have picked up your option? Oh. Would they have picked up your player option? They would have-- The team option. They would have, but the expectation is that they would say, well, we want you to write more. And what my rejoinder to that is that you all tell us not to write. It was a big deal. They just didn't want you to write a lot of stories for whatever reason. And then when I go into negotiate, they're like, ah, maybe we could just write a little bit more. I can't show question. Yeah, go ahead. Can't show question. Did they want you not to write a lot of stories or did they want you not to write a lot of stories? Did they? No. Were you coming in with too many pitches? No, they knew I could go. They knew I could go. They knew I could roll. The writing wasn't a problem. I mean, when you start tidying, not a lot of editing, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to enjoy to work with, I understand the editors say, because you know, I'm very good at, as metal. You're probably, you're probably saw in Bill's house the other day or some shit. Esther. What on the line? What on the line. What on the line, sorry. How was it? How what did y'all do? phenomenal. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, great deal of fun. All right. What did you do? What did you do? We had fun drinking, talking. Matt. We had a lot of music. You know Adam. You know Adam. You know Adam is. Adam Friedlander. No. That's my man. Yeah. But. Did you just diss our coworker right there? First show. He's everybody. Yeah. Who's Adam Friedland? Not Friedlander. Oh, yeah, my bad. Yeah. These are my friends. So yeah. Which Adam wasn't. I saw, I saw hold on. I saw you on the links. I saw you on the links with. I saw you. I saw the picture. Wait. Did Billy even give a chance to give the answer to the question? No. No. Let's go back to the mailbag. Yeah. We're going to do a whole shit or no shit later. We're going to talk about Joel. We're going to figure out what that was. But yeah, the mailbag, Billy, did we come up with anything using the source.com? No. So I went to Joel's website, source.com. I feel like we can't call it mailbag because everyone calls it mailbag. Right. Like everyone just says they're doing a mailbag. So like the best I came up with was a spam folder. And then I'm, I feel like we're just encouraging bad behavior there. Joel may or may not be reaching out to people on Reddit having them post things to send us information and send us questions. So you got to be careful with Reddit. No, sometimes you, Billy, you have your own subreddit over there. You know this, right? Billy, the subreddit over there. Do you follow? It's not that active. Yeah. I mean, there's up to many people that follow it, but you know, it's over there. This number two. It's over two years. But the thing about this this is you have to understand is it's jealousy, which is the thing that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Joel, don't care about that. It's jealousy. That's not why would you bring it up? Why would you bring it up? Because I see it when it's in my, I started going on the Reddit. Look, because actually, you know, I just thought this shit about Reddit for years. I'm thinking that it was like gal, but the daily storm is some shit like that. But actually, they have people on there with interesting topics saying interesting things. So every night again, I go on there and then they send you shit that you might like. And they're like, oh, there's this Billy Gill subreddit. You know, I haven't followed it yet. Maybe I should. Maybe. Joel's just feeling spicy because he got a new chair. So he's like, he's got the big chair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. It was nice. Appreciate it, man. Thank you, man. My wife got. How about we call it a tail bag? Oh, tail bag. It's kind of like, it's not a mail bag. It's a tail bag. You know, we're tail, we're gators. No, it's a tail bag. But it's also. So like, you know, get tail because there was Blacktail magazine. It's show from the Joe remembers Joe. I remember I know I remember Joe was Blacktail magazine. I sure did. Did you ever protect in Blacktail, Billy? Yeah, I got that. When we got when we got our race to the SP, and we got to that and the cut the line cars. They knew, I didn't get to go in the parts. I didn't get to like type of bonus, like just going to tell him he gets his car. They give him a paper to cut the line at Disney. Yeah, man, somebody RCO, my boy Dave Wilson and Sam, whatever confirmed to me that you could get the cut in line car or whatever it's Disney. I'm pretty sure you could get that. Okay. I don't know about that. That seems like a made up myth. Yeah. But, you know, that's what they told me. I don't know. Well, all right. So we got a tail bag. Yeah, that's pretty good. If you want to send to something for tail bags, fan fold, whatever you want to call it, ring or tail, get a Gmail.com. I tried unsuccessfully because we had already secured ring or tail, get a Gmail.com. And I thought, this is just too like generic. We need something just for us. So I tried room 227 at gmail.com and found that someone already owns room 227 at gmail.com. So if you want to email that email and figure out who they are, let's know. We kind of love to get to the bottom of that. I don't know, but I'll be responding. I guarantee you that room 227 at gmail.com is the freaky is fucking shit. No way free. What is there to you? I guarantee you that it's a special. Swinger slurs. Yeah. Tough special special club of tusslers. It might be a fan of the old Marla Gibbs show. 227. There's no, but that will be a partner. That would be that would be a partner 227 if they did that. Okay, because that's not a room. That's an apartment, right? So like, so, so like room 227. I bet you it's a special sanctuary for people that like to I mean, you don't want this brought up black tail and tail bag today. You want to freak shit to be honest? So always am, baby. Always am. What's the only difference between me and you, Joe? And I admit it. Like people got to go and see what you follow on the right now he's unfollowing. He's updating his auditing. We're not going to talk about that. We are not going to talk about that. But anyway, well, you're first of all, van, who's number two on your finest niggas list? You know what I'm saying? Because you said you had Maduka, a courier is number one to top of your list. Number one, one shit. Yeah. So who's number two right now? I would have to think about it, but that's Rachel's job to do it. I don't want to take that away from her number one. I could do so because you have seen the Nigerian goalie, right? Like the guys finds a fine guy fine. You look good. So my thing is, is like, is my thing is, I'm trying to, who's the number two? Tate and Billy, you guys, who do you feel like the finest guy in the world is? Tell us right now to you. The finest guy in the world. Anyway, black. It could be both. I feel like Michael B. Jordan gets a lot of love. Yeah. All he does, Mike gets a lot of love. That's what that's way up there. Tate, what about you, finest, watch, take, watch, here's the thing about Tate. Watch Tate say like, dude, I don't know. We really look at it pound for pound. Like 58 cuff is probably. Bam for brown. What's the name, Quincy, Darren Acuff? What's in days? Darius. Darius Acuff is probably the finest guy in the world. I was looking at his muscle fat ratio. What do you think the finest guy is? Who's the finest guy? That's tough, you know what I mean? I don't really know if I have a pick right now these days. You know, there used to be the usual suspects, right? The Clooney's, the pits, each is Elba. You know, it was always a good one back in the day. But I feel like modern times were too divided. You know, we can't find a guy. Who's that guy that's like super jack that like chases down cars and stuff? You know, I mean that he did like those videos. Like waking up in the morning and he put his face like in the water. I said, oh, you like that shit. I'm saying, oh, you like that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, Ashton Hall. No, you're not just asking nothing. You looked at him and you saw him running and you went, there's a fine looking man. And that's okay. Not way ahead, well, none of them. Nothing. Yeah, like, like, you know, you're Joe for you. The finest guy. Why is Joe be like Beaumonti? Okay. Hey, man. Well, I mean, I know your pops have Billy D Williams. Number one on his list for finest. My dad said, yeah, yeah, yeah. My old man didn't have a finest guy at the top of his finest godless. He didn't keep nothing like that. But that's fine. Let's see. Shit, to me, I don't get me started, Joe. I'll go with you, Billingham, dog. You know, he's in a track. Yeah, you're Billingham's a good answer. He's coming. You're Billingham is a good, this guy right here. Number 10 for England. I see in the right now. Yeah, he look good. Yeah. He look good, Joe. The women have been talking about him. The women have been talking about him, huh? Now, but you, though, who do you, like, why don't I don't know everybody? But I mean, they see he he seems like a really reasonable. No, no, no, no, who do you look at, Joe? Yeah, you think this is a great looking guy. I don't know, you know, I mean, because I'm not Marcus free, man. I'm trying to think, is he? Does that ask about players or something that doesn't have to be an athlete. It could be like your wife's husband or something, whatever your friend's husband. Can we somebody, you know, it could be someone you follow at the local hall foods? Yeah. You said that you followed Justin Timberlake earlier. You obviously like what he's got going. I mean, I like Justin Timberlake's music, man, that shit was, it was fire in 2003. Let's see. I think he had a single in 2003 yet. We got better after that, but that's okay. No, he did what I just, when I heard it on the radio, I don't want you to move the goalposts. Tell us who you want to. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't want, I don't want you to move the goalposts. Yeah. I'm really rude to do that. Most is not what to start talking about. Justin Timberlake and all that. I gave a ass. That kind of shit. I don't want you to have an answer. What do you think? That's who the women think is fine. Yeah. I want to know who met Joe Tingle. Billy loves Ashton Hall. Yeah. Like, like, Tate, I can tell he's got a roster. Who do you like, Joe? I just, I mean, these motherfuckers are pushing today. Man. Oh, boy. I just asked y'all who was fighting with me whenever I was fighting. Yeah. I gave you to bellowing him. Joe. No. No, Joe. Joe, until you tell us which guy you would love to give him a massage, I'm going to have to believe. I'm not giving him a pass on massage. Yeah. I think this is perfect for the tailbag. I think, you know, reach out to us. Yeah. Hey, if you ask a direct question to Joe, yeah. Everybody that reaches out to the, to the, to the tailbag is an official tailbagger. Tailbaggers. Men, tell us who your male guy is. Number two. Who do you think looks good? It's got to be number two. Because number one is, uh, what's the old boy's name, Meduka, a coyote, right? Now, Meduka, a coyote cobra. Yeah. And he got it. That's right. He got it, Joe. What you want me to say? Okay. You want to give him a move? That's the kind of guy that would have showed up. You hurt. And Joe, what a call to the door. We're just shirt off. And it's like, is this what our vest? No, no. I hear it swear the vest. No show. I hear this is where a young man gets his, you guys don't understand because I was talking about this with my homeboy who played football at Wake Forest. What does he look like? What is he? I bet you weren't talking. I bet you guys are a lot. He's a big. He's a big. We grew up in most city together. We grew up together. Ed knows who he is. Ed, the thing about Ed, that's my dog, man, and either women really, really liked Ed or they really, really didn't like it. I mean, Ed, we used to do a thing when we were in college. We'd be like, we go up to a girl we see and like, tell this nigga, he ugly. You know? That's how we would start a conversation. And then it would be like, you both are great looking and then you got to share a deep passion. Yeah. I mean, you really on your whistle boy, Curry. What's his name? The kid that got kicked off to Detroit, Chris's you really on your shit now, man. -J-9 Curry. -J-9 Curry. -J-9 Curry. -J-9 Curry. -Oh, jeez. -Oh, man. -Okay, cool. -So there you have it. Reach out, tell me. We can have all these conversations before. Just reach out to us. We'll get it going. We're going to take a quick break. And then when we come back, we got one big debate. We got to figure it out. Ho or no. We'll talk about Joel's recent IG posts and also a couple other instances and happenings in the world. We'll be right back right after this. 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People follow, uh, by Joel Anderson. Um, again, he is a writer and he is on Instagram. Uh, it is at by Joel Anderson. And he said this. This is all quotes, uh, a picture of him and Danny Heifetz. Our ringer team made here and he's the trucking up the deuces in the photo. Joel is and he said, quote, absolutely no beef here. Just me and my good friend, Danny Heifetz of ringer fantasy football out at the range with a half smoke and a cold beer. Mm hmm. My co-hosts, uh, all three of us sitting here, uh, I didn't mention Billy, I didn't mention Billy. Okay. My co-hosts at ringer tailgate could learn a thing or 30 from Danny, who was a supportive and generous instructor and a great hang, maybe Van and Tate can figure out how to make amends at their next dinner in L.A. with Cam Johnson and Tommy Alter. Those are two more distance, uh, that you can throw into the dis list for the day. Uh, in quote, Joel has, uh, obviously taken shots here, um, that begs the question, Van Ho, shit, or no shit, uh, do we take this as a, uh, a ho shit app by our, our, our, uh, host here Joel Anderson or is this no shit? So I don't take it as a whole shit. I really don't. I take it as sad shit because, cause, cause, so it's not a whole shit. It's not no shit. It's sad shit, bro, with me and Tate, this is why, let me tell you why me and Tate sent pictures to the group text of us hanging out, okay, because I hit Tate up and I say, yo, Tate, you want to throw the baseball and Tate goes, yeah, and then Joel says that we not going through the baseball. Um, Joel says we not going to go to dinner, Joel says we not going to go to the USC game. Okay. Joel says that so because me and Tate have every single, uh, intention of hanging out, I have to let Joel know in the group text, yeah, that me and Tate have hung out me and Tate used to be on the phone all the time, particularly when there was a very specific drama that was happening at the ranger, but me and Tate will be on the phone all the time. Tate is my actual home boy. Yeah. If Tate did live so far, we'd hang out more, but Tate lives in bum fuck LA off the coast of bum shit, right? So very far. Okay. All right. Beautiful town. Real is the reason. That is the only reason why. Why do I live so far, part in LA? That doesn't make any sense. That is the, um, that is the reason why. I put that, I don't take it to Instagram and call Joel out because there's nothing sad in my heart about my life and my friends. So Joel is trying to do this. It's not whole shit. I wouldn't put that Joel actually don't do very much whole shit. I'll give that to him. But it was sad to see that you couldn't just have a good time on your own with another family. I don't know. I don't know. I think it was sad that you use hyphus for cause a side chick to make your wife jealous. Right. That's that like that. That's sad when you guys do a situation. No. Yes. It's like that's a, that's. That's deep cut. Deep cut. Take these. Oh. There's a man's home girl, probably. Oh. Oh. But. But, but what I say is like, bro, I looked at it, I was like, this is sad, bro. We made for great content. We made for great content though. Oh. But Joel, are you rebuttal there? No. I mean, I think as we had said that Danny, I remember when we brought it up on the show, for instance, he said, you guys are not going to do that. And then you guys also said, you said, take, oh, I'm going to get mad at you because I'm going to go golf. You're going to go with Danny. And I said, oh, no, we're going to hang out because we're colleagues and we've been talking about doing this forever and actually, when we were out there, we would have taken pictures anyway because I'm, as you know, from me being in real life, I believe friends should take pictures every time they leave each other's company, like you should get that one last picture because you never know it was going to be the last time you see somebody. So, so I took that picture with high fives and it was like, yeah, it was laughing. It's though that shit up. And also it was true because y'all, I mean, again, y'all have probably got three times over the last year. The shit. I'm proud of y'all and y'all threw the ball around. You know, it's funny. We're not going to have ringer took a field day too. I told you motherfuckers that and we're not going to do it. I'm not going to lie. The reason why we might not have it. So I'll tell you why we might not have it. The reason why we might not have it is what I didn't realize and trying to put this together. Is there's like legal shit like, oh, yeah, you got it. Yeah. So that's what I did and realized the thing that's actually stopping us from having ringer field day is that like, I got a like higher attorneys to like draft injury waivers and all of that shit like that. And that's the thing that I did not know. Now, if we want to do what they came back to me with, if we want to just do ringer field day for ourselves, we could do that. I never. Zero content, zero cameras you saying? No, no, no, no, no, no, just us, but all camera. I wanted to bring a whole bunch of people out there and have ringer to have the field day. Oh, I don't give a shit about it for anybody else came out there to do activities. You know, I'm saying I thought it was always about us. Maybe a few maybe a few other ringer personalities. Like hyphids. What? I'm out there to Danny's Craig. Bill. You're I don't think Bill's going to be there. I think that's right. Brian I get Brian actor come on out. You know, you're leaving out the genesis of this hangout with life. It's was you as bragging that you're gonna hang out with him to spite. Tate and van. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with his wife, it's with you as bragging that you're going to hang out with him despite Tate and Van, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that you're going to hang out and then you said, it's actually started when they played that clip of you making fun of you saying that you invented raising the roof and they're laughing at you. They were laughing at you saying that they were not and that I believe opened the line of communication between you and them. Then Van and Tate said that they were going to hang out and you said, well, I don't care about that. I'm going to hang out with Danny Hiphats to which then some of us laughed at that and said, you're not making anyone jealous. And the reason I remember that is because I was the one that laughed at that and I said that. I said that in jest. Okay. There's a part of the story that you don't know because I've talked to Hiphats a couple of times but we're not on the same show. We don't really cross the same path. So I thought, whatever. It's just making a joke right until I was in Stockholm and I came out of a, I came out of a bathroom stall and Danny Hiphats was in the bathroom and I was like, hey, man, what's up? How's it going? And he's like, you're just going to say, hey, man, to me like that. Like after you were saying like, who's, like Joel's going to hang out with me and make fun of me. I'm like, are you going to, am I going to be attacked in a bathroom in Stockholm at a company function? We did. So you got it. We're going to hold on. Hold on. Was he being serious? I don't think so. I think that it was like because we, you know, the rest of the time, you know, cross paths a couple more times, told me what everyone's hanging out of a bar one night, but I'm just saying, Joel, you got to be careful with this height. Joel's doing the flight. Really? You feel like you had fear in your heart. You don't, you don't. No. Really, I'm not going to bullshit. I'm telling you, I was about to say, Billy, let me tell you this story right now of how high it is. Hold you. You might want to play. Put that one on the back for it. I'm telling you guys, you gotta be very careful with it. If you, if you're just using him as a toy, Joel, to kind of make man and take jealous, you're crossing the wrong one. We're going to hang out in a bathroom, so, Billy, Danny and I go, we had a great time. I mean, that was what we had been talking about doing this going back a year when we found out, we both lived in the DMV area. So it took a year for you guys to get there. Yeah, well, because look, I've got, look, it's very hard for me to see my friends right now, because I've got two little ones. So it's just, you know, stop with the boys. You can make time. Somebody asked me, oh no, Joel, Joel, people are also unfollowing a lot of people, my friends come to me. Somebody, somebody asked me, somebody asked me, now I'm, I can't say exactly what they told me. Oh my god. Right. But I was hanging out with a friend of mine that loves tailgate. I was hanging out with a friend of mine and they said, man, where are we right now? I'm like, we out having a couple of drinks and watching the game. He was like, I have four children. He was like, my youngest is two, my oldest is nine. I have four kids. He was like, if I want to go out and hang out with a house full of the kids, I can do it. He's like, that motherfucker is lying. I don't know what a father or a partner or a child is. He said, the second option is that you were like, I'm not talking about me. I would. That was the second one. Oh, wait, Joel. By the way, your friend sounds like he's got a real problem with sexism and gender roles. And I don't know. He doesn't. Maybe he just used all his kids to hang out at the house. I know what your what's your friend look like just what you mean? What's your my wider black now compared to Ashton. Yeah, he's a good looking. Yeah. Yeah. He a white boy, but you know, I bad though, with Joel Tussle. I think Joel would definitely tell so with him. That's that that's Joe's type of vanilla right there. That's Tussle Mill. Last time, another one of your lies that's caught up with you, is this story that you've never seen beavers and then someone pointed out there's beavers at the zoo right by you. Oh, but I haven't been to the zoo right by me yet. So I took I took I took this to the zoo about a year ago and it was hot as shit and we walked in and he was like, I don't want to be here. I don't want to go to the zoo. And I was like, let's go see. Let's go try. Let's go look at a couple monkeys and some shit like that. And he still wants to fight the price. So he was so great. Let's go. So we don't go that as much as you think a great, great father forcing these kids to see captive animals that they don't even want to see. Okay, look, I didn't know at the time. I didn't know at the time that he didn't want to see. But he didn't want to go. So he didn't ask him where he wanted to go. You was to get in the call. So try to surprise me every night again. We go into the city. Oh, it's actually beautiful. Yeah. That's sweet. Yeah, building me. Yeah, that's actually very sweet. We got to give a shout out to Jasper Wilson for point that out by the way. He emailed us about the net the zoo. That's right by Joel that has the beavers. That's 30 minutes. For real story that Joel that Joel was telling had nothing to do with the lack of beavers that he's seen that that story actually had to do with the beaver that he was seen at the time. So that's very reductive. You and your friend, man, I'm telling you, man, where y'all treat women. I don't know, Doug, your white home boy is his wife at the house and doesn't help out around the house. Doug, okay, my wife. I like to be with my kid. I like to be with my kids. And also, my family come to visit me. Like they come to visit me because they want to meet my kids. They want to see the house. They're a part of my life. So so many of my friends have just come here to visit. And so they know it's Danny visit. Oh, Danny come to the house. Yes, it's not your kids. Not yet. No, not yet. Not yet. Hey, Freeze, do you have that picture that I asked you for? This is something that people are talking about on the internet right now. And this is to me, a good fact, similarly, of how Joel and Hyphus was out there on in the different situation. This is it. This this picture right here was taken at the JZ Concert to New York legends and everybody's talking about it. This is like, I want you to look in the chat right now. This is how people, this is how people were saying that Joel and and Hyphus were. Nobody was saying. Nobody was just put the picture there. Shout out to Jim Jones, shout out to Pussman. This is not Joel. I can show it. Hyphus was out of the way, man. I'm not concerned. I'm not concerned. I'm not concerned with my ass. Jim Jones is my. I'm just saying. I think that Joel is Jim Jones. I think Joel is my. I'm not concerned with it. When I'm telling you is right now, this is what people was saying. Okay. All right. I mean, I can't just be sort of a notion. But all I can say is that Danny took me out to the East Potomac golf mix. We had a great time. It was also it was actually kind of cool, but sad because allegedly on September 1st, the Trump administration is trying to take over this just public. I'm trying to hear. It's all way up there. I'm like, we ain't like, I'm trying to hear that. Right now, bro. Joel, you're so sweet. Even our dollar, y'all ain't. Cultural, political, fucking observations. You went out there to spite us. Had a great time. We're not going for you. Y'all are the ones that have been out of spite. Y'all were saying that out of spite. That's not true. We're just saying it out of spite. You're reacting to us. They never once tagged you publicly. All right. Yeah. Well, I'm willing to do it. They weren't. You know, say vans don't even vant whatever. You know, just say it. Say it. Say it. Don't be paying attention to nobody. Nobody on this Instagram. I mean, nobody on this, zooms Instagram. You don't be looking at none of our stories or commenting on them. He's he knows famous people. So he ain't worried about what the fuck going on. So even if nobody's Instagram. So even if even if I posted it, I never expect to see it. The only way I expect them to see it is if one of y'all talk about it because they don't visit no visit. I'm a. A plea. He don't be coming on. I'm not fat. He's like a calm. Look at my Instagram account with. I have nothing to offer. Most of the world. I mean, for me, I'll use Instagram. It's really to do nothing except for higher learning because every time I say someone Instagram, like people, the higher learning fans just get mad. So I just kind of stay with. But I will say that Joe, we hear you, bro. And the next time you out here, which is going to be very soon, bro. We got we got we we got some places. We got a whole reach out outreach situation for you, bro. Hey, look, feel like let's just let's just all agree to live up to our dinner plans once. Let how about that. We could do that. Don't make any promises yet. keep let's just have a dinner when I'm out there at least once. We had lunch last time. Yeah, but we were going to have dinner though, but we were going to have dinner too. We ran out of dates. We had lunch. No, we were planning to go to dinner when we were in dinner. When are you coming out? What's the date? Cause I gotta make sure that I'm even in town. What's the date? I'm not coming out. We're going to see each other on the road. Next time we see each other, let's go be on the road. No, we're going to, no, no, there's there's tentative plans for another. I can't just come out the LA without any, I mean, we're a month out from, uh, we're almost a month out from week zero. So you guys are telling me that I'm supposed to come out the LA between now and then. No, yeah, that's what we say. We're planning some stuff. I will also point out that they had had a comedy show that you committed to going to see him at that you did not go to. Yeah, man. That was that was done. Did I hold on? I felt bad. I bring it up for some time. No, you didn't. You brought it up on the show. Actually, I didn't bring up the fact that you didn't fucking come to the show. I robbed the fact that I saw Billy there and Billy, Billy, how did I do with the comedy show? How did I do? You didn't get it. He was talking about it. We talked about the last time he just came up. You know, whatever. So I'm saying is, what I'm saying is I saw Billy there. Billy helped saw me out. Tate, I will take you didn't come. Why didn't you come? I was down in bum fuck by the beach, you know, too far. Wow. Tate didn't come. I'm one for three. I respect Billy for that. That's cool. But me and Tate got over it. We talked about it. We talked about it on the ball. Oh, man. That's what I didn't feel bad. You didn't. That was a power play. I was the one telling every I was like in our circle. I was like, man, Van got this show, man. I was excited. But as you all know, you have a great time in LA despite the other shit. I wasn't going through a great time at the time. And it didn't seem like I was speaking to that. No speaking to that. No speaking to that. No speaking to that. No speaking. I saw I saw walking down the street. No, no, no. I saw walking down the roads. Stop it. Stop it. Don't be careful, bro. Stop it out. X, no. Also, Joel is watching Tropic Thunder. Yeah. You miss out on Macy Gray doing stand up that night. I know. I was out there. It's great. If Van does it again, I think Van is truly funny. I think Van is very talented. I would love to see you on stage and to support you. And I really, truly did feel bad about it. I had my intentions where to go. I just couldn't feel bad about the Instagram posts. No, you don't. No, you played us. Can I say something just real quick before we before we move out this situation? I'll say this about the entire deal is that we do need to have the dinner because you submit things with the dinner. We do need to have the dinner. Yes, very true. At the same time, Joel, you got to try to be consistent, bro, because a lot of the stuff that you talk about, bro, it don't seem like you down to live it, bro. You don't live your rap. You don't like you don't live your rap. You say your stuff and then you crawfish out of it and then you make it a big deal. Now, what I'll need to see from you, Joel. What are you saying? What are my crawfish about? I'm just saying, Joel, a lot of this stuff seems like for you, that is just for content. No, we're asking. I said, don't get lost in this I look, man, I was sitting there on the UCLA parking garage, the roof of it. And I was like, man, these motherfuckers really drove off, man. I was looking forward to dinner. And so then, you know, I just had to, I guess, what did I go? I went to the UCLA bookstore. I think I took myself to dinner. Maybe I would not. You got to stop going to bookstores. I think that was, that was a lesson. You're in LA. Is that a bookstore? What is that? You know what? Listen. Okay. All right. Next topic. Listen, next topic. One other thing in the whole or no category, I don't know if you guys saw this Ebro, obviously, and Rosenberg have been together for quite some time. They had a beef on air. And it was a lot of talking about one colony, one of Ho, the other one called the other one of bitch. They were talking about investing Rosenberg saying he's not in the in crowd. Ebro saying, you're not in the in crowd because you don't want to be in the in crowd. and then it was a lot of disrespect happening. And then there was a moment in the B for it. They said being called a ho is worse than being called a bitch. So again, I go back to you, Joel. You're the ho whisperer. - That's what we call you. - That's the only tone stopper. - Man, I'd say I'm the first one. - Do you agree with that? Do you think that's the case? Do you think ho is the worst thing to be called? - I was going to say something lovely about you. You're wetting invitation and means of name and you're like, oh, we would love to think about it. - You can know if I have yours, man, 'cause I need your address. - Cool. All right, no, I'm from a different culture and Houston, we say ho for anything. Ho is just really part of our language. Man, I'm ho is a clean, man. You see them hoes? Or we call hoes hoes. So that's really a part of our culture. So it's not a huge violation. I don't want a stranger to come up to me and call me a ho. But it's not the violation to bitches. I really, in my life, I don't think I've ever called anybody a bitch ever. - So that would, that would be like crossing the line. - Yeah. - Now, I've said bitches as nigger, but I think that that's somehow - Rose is a bird called Ebro a bitch, but Ebro called him a ho. - Bitch ho, let me ask you this, Joe, break down that entire back and forth. What do you think, how did that go from zero to 20? What do you think about them talking to each other like that? - I just, do you think I, so I'm so cynical. I was like, is this a way to get a clip? Like to, you think it would be the one for me? - Yeah, it's a little bit, they talk about Algo hustling on the show. - Yeah, they've been, I mean, they've been together for a long time. I mean, I just kind of feel like you wouldn't just all of a sudden break out, call somebody a bitch in the middle of a argument. - You know what I mean? Like, I mean, that is beyond the pale, wouldn't you say? - Well, it looked like Peter was really mad though. - Yeah. - 'Cause Peter's white, and you know, there's a tell-tale sign. Like if we, if Billy and fucking Tate start turning that red. Like if they would, that's another thing that people don't get about brothers. The reason why we are so intuitive with one another is 'cause we don't change shades when we get back. So you gotta watch for somebody's eyes, for the way they look, for the tone. You have to be, tone, you have to be culturally in tune to know when it's up and it's not going back. A white guy goes from being regular to a beat. And Peter was a beat at that point. So it looked like it was pretty real. Now, they did still put the clip out. And so you would think that if it was really so real, that they wouldn't then put the clip out. Because if you put the clip out, then there has to be some thought and intention as to how you gonna look when the clip hits the internet. So that's the only thing if I was saying that they were alcohol hustling. But it looked real to me. Like can you guys see a situation where you are with one of your co-hosts? And it's not y'all arguing. It's y'all calling each other bitches a host. - I mean, dog, no, man, that's crazy. Again, like I wouldn't call, I've nobody in my life that I've been close with what I ever call a bitch. Now we may be like say something like, you know, we assume. It's like, bitch, get your ass out. You know, like, just as a joke. But I'm not actually directly calling you a bitch. Like it's like, bitch is just an expression in that situation. But to directly call somebody a bitch. I thought, it's like when people use slurs, and it does one particular slur that I'm thinking about. I'm like, you really kind of go out of your way to call somebody that. Like that's a word that you're not, it's not always on the tip of your tongue. It's buried down there in the crevices of your mind. So you went looking for bitch in your vocabulary and pulled it out. And like, that's, you're trying to hurt somebody or this is all an act, but that's all I can figure. - I will say though that if you knew just on the boss thing, if you knew boss, you would know that that wouldn't, that really wouldn't bother boss like that. - Really? - Okay. - Boss will use it. - Is it really? - Oh, you know what? I think I've seen him down. You know what? He was at it. - Yeah, boss is a little. - Oh great guy. - Boss will use it. - Oh great guy, great guy. - Very strong, mentally, insanely strong physically. What are the strongest guys I've ever played basketball? Like you would, boss wouldn't fucking move. Boss good guy, good guy. - Okay, yeah. - He seems like a new, I don't want you. - Yeah, I don't want you, I don't want him to feel like what you're saying is a shot at him. And then when you come back out here, he would have to lift you above his head and slam it to you. I'm doing that for you. - Yeah, me and boss will come back on time. - You always try to send people to me to time. - I'm doing that now. - I don't want you to get me up and be like, yo man, I gotta snap. You boys neck, I'm like boss, all the way. - Just boss, boss, boss, boss. - Yo might be able to get busy. - Just boss, boss, boss, boss, boss. - What? - This is what we know. - Yeah, see? - That's what I'm saying. - That's like you and my Instagram account. We friends, but you know, you know, you're not consuming, he's not consuming the content. So the point is though is that, look, of course I'm not going to fight, boss. I'm almost a 50 year old man. I have two children. I feel like I should. And so if boss wants to cover, fight me over this. What I would say is that, actually brother, I applaud you for being able to get over that and to be friends with Kevin Hart. Like obviously, you have a real deal of friendship. I'm not that good at friends with somebody that I could ever get over that. And then I'd be like, yo, what's up? Nigga, let's talk about Houston dog. What's out of town you from? What school did you go to? You played football. - Play the NFL for a little while. - Did he win? Oh, what's his name? - He played, I think he played for like, his name is. His last name is, I think it's Randall. His name is might be Randall, boss, everyone or something like that. But I think he played Randall, boss. - Just train, everyone. - What am I saying? Ron. Ron is boss's first name. Ron, boss, everyone. He played, he played for like, Cincinnati or something like that. - Okay. Okay. I want to know what high school he went to, dog. That's that. I'm like, what, you know, now I know he from Houston. I'm like, I want to, you know, whittled down, see what's out on him. - Oh, no, he tried, he went and he played in college and went and tried out for the NFL. - Oh, he did. - Sorry, if you got a training camp deal. - Yeah, I got a training camp deal. - And he played, well, nothing college had enough tape to get a shot. So that's what's up. - Yeah, they were grinding that tape. So it sounds like Joel's IG post, no shit. E-Brovers Rosenberg, Ho-Shit, Joel and his new Houston friend, Bro-Shit. - Yeah, man. Sounds like a good dude. - Yeah, we got to go and figure it out. Yeah, good guy. We'll get him out here when you get to LA. Let's get to-- - Get dinner. - Yeah. - There we go. - You know what you do? - Yeah. - We should go to just train. - Hmm. - Boss has a facility out north of Hollywood somewhere. We should go to just train. We should work out with Boss. See if you guys can handle it. - Yeah. - Do we do that before we do, you know, the tailgate field day? - Yeah. - Training session. - We're not doing that, bro. Just stop it. Stop it. - Why? - I see we do it. - I'll see y'all on the road. You know, so we're not talking about that yet. But I'll see y'all on the road. I'm not going to see you all in LA. - Are you trying to cancel it? - Cancel what? No, I just know it's not going to happen. Right? As we sit here, it is the middle of July. - Mm-hmm. - So if you guys-- - Why can't we do it in September? Why can't we do it in October? - Oh, we're doing it. - If you guys want to push it back down to a date, we definitely not going to do it. That's fine. - Whatever. - That's fine. - What about a mid season? - I told you guys that I would raise-- - Hey, general, Joe. - You know what, Joe? - If we had just raced in front of the building, you could somebody can mark off 40 yards in front of Sycamore studio and I would race Billy. We didn't have to do all this other shit. I wouldn't dare to ask for a whole day. - No, I wouldn't dare to ask for a whole day. - Oh, and I did a 1v1 versus Tate again. I got you to go on him and he gets to go against me. But I care about nothing else. - I think you're upset about the 1v1. - What are you upset about? - I'm not upset about Tate. I'm not upset about Tate. I'm just upset about the way people talk about it. That's all. - But you know what? I realized that you let a lot of people slide. 'Cause you guys played a lot of people that played you on the Dominique Falls' worst show. Bommani stalled you out. Bommani was close because you got played. A lot of people, you talk tough to people that, but you didn't really talk tough to the people that-- - Who did I talk to? - The white boy in the Dominique Falls' worst show. What's his name? - Boy, Charlie. - Me and Charlie are good. What are you talking about? - You and Charlie were playing-- - They wanted to take a second. - They tied it all over again. - They wanted to do a second. - And they had Charlie's name tied down. - Charlie, bring me down. - Charlie was playing with your name, bro. Charlie was playing with your family. - Yeah, bro. - Charlie was playing with you. - I know Charlie. - What's up? Me and Charlie were cool. - You guys ever gone? - You got to call him. - You got to call Charlie now. - I'm gonna call him Mr. Charlie now. - Charlie playing with you. - Okay, Mr. Charlie. - Okay, man. All right, man. You go sit and I'm ready. (laughing) - All right, we're about 45 minutes in the show. So let's get into something college football related. This is an ESPN story. So I'm sure the person that wrote it could cut the lines of the ESPN. One big reaction. Best CFB players by Jersey number. This came out. This is just like a classic summer story. I just wanted to see. I know we all saw this. Was there anybody that stood out to anyone or like that number wasn't right? One of them that I was flagged. Someone sent this to me. Trevor Lawrence. - Yeah. - Number 16. - I saw that one. - St. Patent Manning. Joel, you seem like you also noted that. Your thoughts. Do you think Trevor Lawrence earned the right to be the greatest number 16 ever? - Well, I saw the Trevor Lawrence win. And actually it was written by my dude, David Hill, who's ESPN. He covers the ACC. He's gotten the lines. - So he's going, oh yeah. I'm sure Dave's been there for so long. Of course. But, you know, So I was just like Trevor Lawrence, everybody that's behind Trevor Lawrence won the husband. He's the only person that didn't win the husband that is tops in that group. And I just like, all right, I understand the argument. Did Trevor Lawrence, 194% of his college games, he won a national championship, was a part of another, he lived up to expectations and went to be the number one pick in the draft. But there, at least in my lifetime probably, I would say a certain kind of quarterback shift once Peyton Manning came along. Like I felt like he was like a legitimately transformational figure in college football, one of the best quarterbacks that's ever been. And so I couldn't see putting Trevor Lawrence over Peyton Manning, but I saw him. - He did win a national championship. - He did win a national championship, Peyton didn't, he lost the Florida. I think did he go over Florida or something like that? So I get it, I mean, Gary Beben, you say LA great, won a high school year, I think it was a year before OJ. So yeah, so I just, it's just shocking to me that Trevor is the guy, well I shouldn't say shocking, but when you said, when people were gonna have a controversy with that was one of the first ones, I was thinking about too. - Man, this is fucking ridiculous. This is insane, this is crazy. I don't understand it, no way shape a form. Even all of these stats that people are talking about, like Trevor Lawrence did this and Trevor Lawrence did that, all of the numbers and all of that stuff. If you put all of this shit in context to the way the game was being played then and the way the game is being played now, there is a clear explanation for the difference in the statistical stuff. If you look at what Clemson was, even against what Tennessee was, Tennessee had a great team, they don't get me wrong, they won a national championship when Peyton Manning actually left Tennessee, right? I get that, I never understood the Trevor Lawrence thing. Trevor Lawrence was a good college football player, a great college football player, but from the moment that Trevor Lawrence got there, they wanted Trevor Lawrence to be a transcendent college football player and I do not think that he was. I'm being for real, I literally do not think that he was, I think that he was a steady hands, like he had steady hands and he was a great playmaker when they needed it. I'm not saying he in any way was whack, but like, I know I agree. I never understood the, oh my God, Trevor Lawrence is a can't miss generational prospect. Everybody told me that Trevor Lawrence was going to be that when he got to the NFL and he turned out to be in the NFL, what he was in college, which is a good QB. And it took him a while to get there in the NFL. He didn't come and take the legal, straight paid man was doing crazy shit. And he continued to do crazy shit his entire career. I don't get it. I think it's fucking crazy, honestly. - Wow, fucking crazy. - Another, another one I wanted to bring up, which I think is a fascinating, you know, cultural debate, modern versus past. Number eight, David O'Brien. Obviously we have David O'Brien award. But, you know, you look at the honorable mentions here, Julio Jones, Lamar Jackson, even Marcus Mariotta. - David O'Brien was five foot seven, he threw for 1400 yards that was the NCAA passing record at the time. - Why are you going to the TC? You ain't, you ain't taking, you going to the TC guys. - I'm not saying. - Y'all, I'm a QB, a TCU, I understand. But Lamar Jackson versus David O'Brien. - I feel like if they, I feel like if they name an award after you at college football, you gotta be that guy. There's a David O'Brien, I want to go to the best quarterback in the country. Look, that's the facts. - Y'all, I'm not talking about a generic guy that played in segregated times. Like, there's a moment. - I feel like Brian didn't have a face mask. - See, hey, hey, Joe, what you to have a long Cassidy player, Ray Green. I'm looking at that shit and I'm like, it looks like Ray Green still put up some numbers. Yeah, Smokey Johnson. - Joe, he's not even put up some numbers. - Joe, this is how I know all your pro black shit is bullshit, bro. - No, that's not. - 'Cause this way he's just dark. - No, no, no, no. - I'm sorry, bro. - This is respected, bro. - This is like, I'm not gonna talk about anything. - This is a, from like a matter of five foot seven, Folk Hero, a first figure, because I don't think he, a Folk Hero above Lamar Jackson. - If they said-- - Who won the Heisman, by the way. - Who won the Heisman? - It gets above Lamar Jackson. - If this was the Roger, if Roger Stoweback, if they named the award, the Roger Stoweback, Roger Stoweback, best college quarterback. - He wasn't the best at his number either. - Yeah, but I would have respected it, 'cause I'm just like, look. - Oh, goal, England, goal, England. Oh, they scored, oh shit. - Yeah, he scored. - All right. - Was it June? - No, Gordon. - Okay. - Is Gordon. - But brother, it's not right. - No. - No, no, I agree. - I was like this has to be Lamar Jackson. - Name one Marcus Mario to play, dog. - You know what I'm saying? - I'm not talking about you. - Lamar Jackson. - Lamar Jackson. - Lamar Jackson is a great quarterback. He's obviously, well, I don't shit. - What did David O'Brien do in the NFL? Let me see, hold on. - I'll talk to him. - I'll talk to him. - Show the NFL existing. - Hey, he left the league in passing in the NFL. He was rookie year. - How many yards do you throw for 900? - 1,324 in 11 games though. (laughing) - He had an after an appendectomy in late June. He again led the league and several pass of credibility. - Okay, my man's doing like surgery. - Hey, Cody, you gotta give it to David O'Brien, man. You can't, you can't. - Joe, he quit football to work. - Do you know what I thought was an outrage? Do you want to know what I actually thought was an outrage? It was Joe Burrow over Peter Ward, Steve McNair, and Bryce Young, Peter Ward. - Peter Ward, Peter Ward. - You should be over Steve McNair, or Peter Ward. And I'm insisting on this because again, Steve McNair is the best college quarterback I've ever seen in my life. Ever. - Well, so I love Steve McNair. - Yeah, I know. Look at you. - I'm showering shit right now. Okay, go ahead and go for the white boy, man. Just go ahead and tell him about it. White boy, Burrow. - Yes. - Run for him over Steve McNair. - Yes, what, yes, what, let's see. - Boy, you'll let me talk. - Remember Van's dad said he was the best quarterback he's ever seen? - Right. And by the way, he's also the best quarterback I've ever seen. All right, he's the best quarterback I've ever seen. Steve McNair at his peak at Alcorn State was, you couldn't lose the game. I mean, they lost some, but like you could, like you, you, it didn't, it didn't seem like you could lose the game. So I get it. I think overall he is, he was a one double A player. So it would be tough to put him over Joe Burrow or even over if you want to talk about Peter War, just because of people's exposure to them. I think Joe Burrow is fucking clearly, clearly better than Peter War. Like, clearly had, - Oh, yeah. - Back to our college football. - Peter War, what an extra championship too? - Yeah, he did, and he was better, he was better throughout his career. Joe Burrow had one, one, and it was, again, one of the best three college football seasons I've ever seen, but Peter War was good, his entire career. Joe Burrow was good the first year with LSU and then turned into a fucking demigod. - Yeah. - The second year. Turned into a fucking nice demigod. - Nice demigod chase. - Like turned into a demigod. - He did, to turn into a demigod the second year. Oh no, you know what's funny? The funny thing about Peter War is, he didn't have any good players around him. That's the crazy one. - Okay, yeah. - He dominated from the receiver position. - He didn't, he didn't have any good players around. - Yeah, that's not it. - That was not it. - He never, he never had nobody good. - He was better than his quarterback, even the quarterbacks of one of his men. - He was better than that. - At that time. - He was quarterbacked. - He was the Percy Hartford in his generation. - Yeah. - We were, yeah, I don't think it's, 'cause we know what the house was. - What was it? - This is what Joe was saying. - Would you know the red of the best player coach football? The year he went in the house. - I'm telling you this. - He was like that with the best player coach ball. - Joe Burrow had guys around him and then to talk about Florida State 99, 98. Like they didn't have, because it was a fucking video game. Get out of here. - Okay. - The other controversial one, number five. Darym McFadden selected as the number five. And then obviously here are the honorable mentions Lydanian Thompson, TCU. Reggie Bush, to me, would be the answer. - Joe, what is it, Joe? - No man, no man. - No, look man, Darym McFadden died. - I love Darym McFadden, I think he's incredible. - I know, so many people. - I think Reggie Bush has the answer. - But there's no fucking way. - What are the best comments I've ever seen, man? - I'm sorry. - So Darym McFadden was a monster. - Five shows was a monster. - Yeah. - Matt Jones was a monster. They had a, they had a three headed demon there. He used to nut out a lot of talent on that team. - None of them are Darym McFadden now. - Reggie Bush was the face of college football and was doing crazy dominant insane shit. Darym McFadden was great. - Did you know what? - Reggie Bush, what are you talking about? - I didn't do anything wrong. - And he went in quarterback and his teammate was actually the USC career scoring leader in Lendale White. So I'm saying like Reggie Bush even in, Darym McFadden, again, he had a great running back room. But Arkansas has never had a great running back room. Yeah, he had a great tight end, he had a great, he'd be down a lot of, there's just not an SCC. - I saw Darym McFadden basically, I don't think they beat LSU that game. Remember they went into overtime? There's some shit like that. - He basically was like running the Wildcat himself. - No, like, I saw him. - No, they beat us. - One of the games, they beat us. - Damn it, I'm not gonna say he won the game by himself because you never win a football game by yourself, but that, I mean, that motherfucker was a bad ass guy, and again, I didn't know this was great. - Yeah, Reggie Bush is great, and LT is great. You know what I'm saying, but I'm really, really, that's the, really, that's, he's second is Bush, is, man, is Bush in his LT. - Look at you. And Chris and McCaffrey, actually. - And McCaffrey. - Yeah, I mean, 'cause McCaffrey, you could have made a argument that he was that year, was he in the Leonard Frenette, and was it Derek Henry, I guess all that year. - You know what's really interesting though? - Yeah. - What? - What's really interesting is how Deshaun Watson massages way onto this list. At number four, like, 'cause, like, I would say, why, I guess he would be, 'cause if it's him, Dalvin Cook, Jeremiah Love, you can make our Chan Bailey argument, but I guess it would have happened. - The Chan Bailey was called, yeah. - Well, that, that can actually be, it can actually be my next question for you guys. Like, what number is the most readily available for you to become the best at, right? Like, what's one, like, I was looking at 24. They have Nile Kinneck here. 24 is a good number. - Man. - There's really no competition - But Kinneck's stadium, man. - You said, you said that, but Kinneck's stadium, man. - I know, but this is-- - That's for the Greeks. - Don't nobody care about what the, - Look at that, look at that, man. - Stop trying to, stop trying, you're trying to have an e-bro moment. Stop it. - You're trying to have an e-bro moment. - Also, e-bro moment. - 25 is a great number that's open for the taking. Tommy McDonald right now. - I think, 18, bro. I think you can get Archie, bro. I think, I think you can get Archie, bro. Archie, you can get Archie a dog, but I think, 'cause you got Jason, White, Marvin, Harrison, Jr. Roman, Gabriel, I think you can get, I think you can get Archie, bro. - I think you can get him. - I think number 31, Vic Janowicz. - See, I think that should be Dre Blie. I think Dre Blie should be number 31. - I feel like I remember Dre Blie's career more than I remember Paul Puzzlesany. And, well, Anderson, Jr. was great. He was a really good, but he just, his name was-- - But when I think of number 31, I think of Dre Blie, you know, like, I think that's-- - Mesh, I'm not Roman, Gabriel, bro. Yeah. Roman Gabriel. - Number 35 is open as well. - Doc Blanchard, full back for Army. - You know what a low key great number is? Number 45, bro. Archie Griffin, Sammy Baud, Johnny Majors, and Andy Ketsenmore. Pretty good. The best one, I think, is between me, number 34, Herschel, Boe, Walter Peyton, and Ricky Williams. - That's a, that's nuts. That's a tough force. - And like, that should have been a, that should have been a tie. That's nuts. - Mm-hmm. - That is nuts. - Yeah, that is truly, truly, that's a number you stay away from. You can't be the man. - Let me give you number two, though. You know, I think it's either that Deon, Cam, Charles Newton, Derek Henry. - Yep. - That's a tough one. - You know, I'm like, damn. - Tough one, bro. - Yeah. - And then there's Deon. - Hey, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you. 33 is pretty interesting. - Oh, yeah. - We have Rodane and Marcus Allen. I don't know how James Law and I just got on here. - Would you have, you have Rodane and James Law and I just was great. We have Rodane and Marcus Allen. Like, two grades. 34 is just nuts. - Oh, 34's crazy, man. - 34 is the craziest one ever, bro. - Yeah, man. - Ricky Williams. - I mean, Ricky Williams is probably, is he fourth on that list? And he was the NCAA career leading wrestler when he left college football. Like, it's just, that's insane. Actually, number 98, y'all don't see, well, you know what? So 98, you don't have no respect for the past, but Tom Harman, Lodanian Lawrence Taylor, John Henderson, Grant Wishton. That's a pretty tough one. Number 75, Orlando Pace, Jim Bo Covard. - I mean, how the hell is Lawrence Taylor not at number 98? - Man, Tom Harman, bro, he's a legend of the game. - We're giving way too much credit to the late 1930s in the middle of World War II. - We got it. I'm kidding. - One day, we're gonna be the late 1930s. And you're gonna want to do a baby, too. - And that's how you pay homage to the present. You say, okay, they're better than us. - Congratulations. - I don't know about that, man. - I do think it's smart, though, the guys that are in the '40s, that table kind of solidify your number, right? Like, Julius Peppers gets 49, that was smart. - Yep. - Gail Sayers gets 48, Michael Irving gets 47, Lil Mack gets 46, like all of those numbers. That was good marketing and brand new. - So I looked through all of these, by the way, 'cause I did a lot of homework on this. But and one thing occurred to me that is fucking crazy, well, there's two things that I had no idea about. Did you know that Warren Step, Ray Lewis and Michael Irving aren't in the college football hall of fame? Tough. I was like, what is that? - And you think, and you think Pavia will be in. - Yeah, man, I still do. Well, see, the thing is, I'm trying to figure out, is this is like a Miami thing? Like, I'm not the casting these persons on the voter base here, but I'm like wondering, remembering that era of Miami and may not be in love with it and may not want to honor that era and quite the way that it deserves. 'Cause I don't understand. I mean, maybe Ray Lewis, you know, he's a better pro than he was a college football player, but Warren Step and Michael Irving, bro. And oh, refrigerated period was a much better football player than I knew at the time, man. That motherfucker was cold. He needs to be in a college football hall of fame too. - Yeah, maybe we do that at some point. The snow bigger out there. - I feel like the college football hall of fame has kind of, it's changed a little bit in terms of, like it seems like they were more stringent now. Now it's kind of like, people are getting in a little bit easier. I would expect those guys have been in. - Yeah, they should probably get in. You would expect at some point that maybe some cooler heads will prevail. Any other notes from this list? This is a fun list. Just fun to see the names, you know what I mean? - I'm glad that they did it. I mean, I encourage people to read it 'cause you can just learn so much about these dues, man. The HBCU legend is like Willie Leneer. - Yeah. - Number 65 in Morgan State. Guys that had like, had to go to war and never play a football again. It's just some crazy shit in that list. So I'm shot out ESPN for doing that, man. That was some good reading. - Yeah, David Hale writing that up. We're gonna take a quick break. When we come back, we're gonna do our top five headlines of the week. We'll be right back after this. - Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new Grippy Setting Mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. Just plum, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new Grippy Setting Mist from Maybelline, New York. - Maybe it's Maybelline. - All right, we're back top five headlines of the week. We'll start here. This is a new revelation in the sport. College football fantasy is officially happening. Billy Gill is reaching out and saying, maybe we all create a fantasy football league this year for college football. Does this move you at all, Joel? You're shaking your head. You look disgusting here. - I'm not gonna take part in this shit, bro. Come on, man. - I've never, I've never done fantasy football. - It's kind of a shot. That's kind of a disc to Danny Heifetz. - No, I'm Luke. - Fantasy football game. - You know how I came to the Danny show in Credenny and Craig show? Because it was about the draft. - Danny's, and Craig. - The Danny's and Craig. Yeah, because it was about the draft, but, you know, I just can't. - I'm not going to take. - I'm grinding tape, man. I ain't got time to play fantasy football. And I've never played it, never will. - You play real football. - Yeah, that's right. Any time somebody has asked me to do a fantasy league, I'm like, no, bro, I don't need fantasy football. I don't have to bet. Sports are enough for me. I like sports. The competition. - Do you like the game? - It's a level with its own sake. I don't need anything else to spice it up or make it more interesting. It's already interesting to me. So I don't need any of that. And so, I want to play that. I'm not going to be involved. - I like that. - Yeah, I don't think you're worse for college football. I'm not going to yoke anybody's young. If you want to go play it, do the whole thing. I don't think it's the same thing. I don't think it works as well. But, you know, I'm surprised I didn't already have it. I'm surprised I took this long for them to do it. - That's a good point. I kind of thought they already did have it. I felt like there was some, you know. - I think NIL has opened the floodgates there, you know. Now, it's a little bit more professionalized. Obviously, we have the video game. I just don't know how it works with, you know, using their name, image and likeness. You would think they would get some sort of residuals for that. But I don't even know how that works with the players in the NFL. So, you know, that's what I would be asking if I was a lawyer, you know, some billable hours of how we get this. - Get our boy Jeff Kesselon to deal, man. Let's see if we can do that. - Kessel Kessel, I bet he misses this. - Man, I reached out to him, bro. I reached out to him. And he really responded with the enthusiasm I expected. - What did he say? - What did he say? - I don't know if I should talk about this 'cause it's about a something I want to do. And I was reaching back out to him. And he gave me a one sentence reply. It was funny. - No, it was funny. What's funny is, like, this keeps happening to you over and over and over again. What you do all of that ask is, and then it doesn't. - Ask Kesselon. - And you get played in the end? - No, like, you say, you really don't e-brow shit today. No. - Jay Bill is all over again. - No, Jay Bill is all over again. Jay Bill is part of the show. - I have a, look, I would like to just say, I feel like I have a big, heavy hand in our guest toys. Like, I feel like the people we have on a people, I'm like, yo, I really, we should really get this guy. That's why we had on Bill Bellamy and not Tom Saguir. That's why we had on, you know, Jay Billis and whoever else, brother. You know, say Marcus. I got another name that we need to have on the show I saw him the other day and you know kept talking for a second Marlon Williams really we're gonna get him on Yeah, I'll be great guys. Yeah, he would yeah, I was like hey, we I do a show I would love to get you on the show. He was like yeah, let's do it. Take for real you you will hang it out with Marlon He was playing with Marlon Okay, man, we have brother Every week take you got to come back and tell us the famous person you talked with Had played golf with because every week take drop drop somebody on our head. I'm like damn, tell you how to fuck you know Yeah, man who would NBA player was it last week and he hit you up you like it was like, I don't know Let's just say it was Brendan Haywood hit me up. It was like the shot of the B. Haywood. I was like what? I guess I know how to get a lot of guy. Yeah, a lot of go But do you notice kind of like the way Tate moves versus the way you move Joel or Tate sees all these celebrities He doesn't mention on me just like in passage like yeah, I saw Marlon wins You like hang out with Danny Hype. It's once you make this whole post I don't never I don't never tell y'all about my so my celebrity Interactions when you told us y'all drive to your house unless the celebrity's out of your house Yeah, I mean my real friends are not celeb will let me make sure Most of my real friends my close friends are not celebrities, you know I'm saying and it's sad the sad thing is is that they think I'm a celeb some of them They're just like oh, no you famous. I'm like preach like nobody is watching. It's just dudes They listen to podcast man. Oh, it's funny. I was looking at The the statistics for one of the Instagram posts and maybe it was the Danny Hype's picture, you know because I was like What is this the number of passes post man? You got to post something else and it was just like the breakdown of men The women that looked at the picture and it was like 98% men and 2% women. I was like bro Like it's just you know 10 8 9,000 die-hards that they care about who the fuck I am. I don't think that counts But yeah, I don't have no famous friends like that duck so Van is the one When I was a bills house, Rihanna came back because I told it For the original question of most hands of men a said Rocky. That's a good one I don't see that one. I don't see you know like they said what? Yeah, I don't see the accept point out. That's that's crazy You don't see a sap rocky is handsome. I said But put them on your fine as niggas list would be sort of interesting to me like You think he's an interesting looking dude and your swag makes it I can understand Do you think that you are better looking than a saver? No, no You don't back back in the day when you had the sweater No, I mean you I like I have a constituency But you know, I don't think and I'm not photogenic So I know that like you can show my picture to people and girls be like that's an attractive dude I know I know I'm not photogenic is the number one thing you say when you're not attractive Yeah, I mean, I'm really I'm really I'm a 10 I really do and people to tell me I look better in person Not doing pictures at your most attractive Which celebrity would be your comp not like who do you look like as a celebrity? But like on level of attractiveness when you were most attractive. What celebrity would be your comp? Kadeem Harterson. I don't know I don't know died. No, you know Dwayne Morrison. Wait, Dwayne. Don't look at up Kadeem Harterson because they didn't know who that was Are people some people there was a year in college? Where people were saying I look like oh boy Mary from Kooler. So a lot of Donald Phase on now Was it you look like I'm saying like your level of attractiveness not what celebrity do you look like when you are most attractive What level of attractive celebrity would you put yourself at? Like for a woman today. No like okay, you are yeah, let's move on Like who is who is who is like a select who is a guy? I gave you all a name. No Donald phase on if might little be Jordan is the most attractive and like Donald phase on his down here Where you on that scale of celebrity? I'm on the Donald phase on I'm not I would not be an attractive celebrity. I mean, you know I don't know maybe if you dress me up and I got the time to work out and have a chef and all that like maybe it'd be different You know saying but yeah, I guess maybe I do have a raw material, but I'm not I don't I don't have that So I'm not gonna be on the list up there with the celebrities, okay? Okay, so you're more phase on okay more phase on it I mean, yeah, man handsome man handsome man. He's a handsome dude. I mean, I think I'm handsome But I don't think anybody see I'm not gonna make nobody's fine fine as niggas list this year, okay? Again, I think you working one day. Yeah, next time I'm gonna get older anyway. Yeah, next story Dion Sanders takes another shot at the athletic. He was asked about not being in the video game College football 27 our favorite game. We're excited to have them sponsoring the show and he said quote I don't know about the video games. I have a wonderful team that handles a lot of business for me If I'm not in the game that mean that means that they weren't paying enough It probably didn't fit what we were doing right now. That's probably it is probably just that simplistic Did he went on to say thank you athletic you guys do a wonderful job very sarcastically you know? I'm lying, right? And then you know, that was to the rapper quote So yeah, take taking a What what do you think the reason for this is Joel? Oh I mean the athletic was on his ass early on when he got started at Colorado and so it's clear that I mean He's right. He was one of the first people. He was at the cutting edge of we gone totally overhaul this roster We're gonna bring in 80 new dudes and when he did it it was sort it was unusual and he was so like Matter effect about it, you know, I'm bringing Louis, you know my luggage is Louis that kind of shit So people had not heard people talk like that in college football before and so the athletic wrote about it And they talked they talked to the how he pushed kids out of the program would happen to those kids and how those kids With those kids had to say about how they felt and that that bothered beyond he thought why y'all picking on me? You know, he thought they were going out of him and they would just do a journalism, but that's like no now now everybody does the Dion shit Like if you're taking over a program, you probably do the Dion approach into his point now you called the Bella check approach Right, the bill check approach. Yeah, so Yeah, man anything for you on Dion No, not really. I think that Two things about Dion just for me. I'm just happy overjoy with with with happiness. That Dion is doing better physically Yeah, man, I'm just feeling better Want Dion Sanders around for a very very long time as far as Colorado football there's so much that has to happen this year for Colorado football to remain a relevant story This is not a relevant football program anymore They did that's that's what it is. I mean Dion is always a relevant culturally that he'll never not be relevant culturally Colorado Has some pieces and they have to produce on the football field for them to be worth the space that they sometimes take up in the media There's not anymore Damn, I'm with you. Joel. Can you say Karuchie for the people one time Karuchie man Karuchie is that right? I told you talk about growth on the show Like he started uncle hits it carry Uchi once cuz he taught he carry Uchi He said carry like karaoke. He kind of I he came to my house and he was like he's leaving early Uncle Phil, were you going to get a plate of food? It's uncle Phil. That's cool. Yeah, I got an uncle Phil They they I call him Phil his sister's column Chris, you know my mom and I don't know why we ended up calling Uncle Phil Anyway, the point is that we were out in the garage. He's getting ready to leave. I'm like uncle Phil. Where are you going? He's like, I remember going to see my woman man. He said you know, she's a Black and Korean I call her the new carer Uchi train So that's why it's so the new fixed in my head. That was fixed in my head. The carer Uchi Would you say that your uncle Phil is on the James Avery scale when he when he thinks about himself as the way he looks You know what I mean? Yeah, you know, yeah, like your Donald Faizon. He's James Avery Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, he's like I mean uncle Phil is handsome and he's a cap of man, so you know he you wear it You know, I'm saying he's smooth dude, you know, I'm saying so you know, yeah, I He may be a little harder than uncle Phil or a p James Avery, but Yeah, legend next up big 12 announces a multi-year entitlement partnership with monster energy for $20 million annually So now when we talk about big 12 football we have to refer to it as monster energy big 12 football It'll be the same for basketball monster energy big 12 basketball Joel. This is your conference. This is your people Do you like monster and will you refer to it as monster energy big 12 football? It's crazy because if they had caught me about a year ago I was drinking monster all the time the monster zero energy drinks That was my shit and then my wife was like you got to stop drinking that like that as poison and so I Move down I start this is when I started getting my water, you know, I'm saying and I just sprinkled a little propel powder in there But whatever so yeah, I'm I was a big fan of monster. I just can't drink the stuff right now. I tried not to What if what if it's sponsored like what if you what if you tell your wife like hey, I got to support big 12 football I got to get these monsters back. I would you know what I would what I would do then is I would become less dependent on it I would just have like one a week. I was using it like coffee So you're drinking a monster every single day. Two monsters, two to three monsters. Oh, that's. And monsters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad you gave that shit up. That's, that's like, not going the right way with it. But yeah. Yeah. I mean, but, but back to the actual. Isn't this kind of corny? Yeah, I mean, but I, I mean, they got to make money, dog. I mean, this is it. They got to make the revenue gap up somehow. And this is a, so this is a monster big 12 football. Just, it's, it's so indicative of how bullshit the confidence is, it's just so bull. It's just so indicative of how bullshit the conference is. It's like, you know, the bad news bears having cheekbones bell bonds. Oh, okay. It's so indicative of it. It's like it's really corny. That is tough. I mean, man, again, y'all, I mean, eventually somebody is going to have to carry the SEC banner besides Georgia and Alabama for y'all to be talking shit. Y'all are like, literally. I think Darren McFadden carried it to getting the number five point. I think Danny Fadden did, but what I'm just saying though. Yeah, I mean, look, the thing, but this is great to a football. Right, but I call every monster big 12 every week. I say the league is a bunch of schools that don't want to be together. They're together, but they don't want to be together. I'm just saying the entire season, Joel, every time that you start talking about the big 12, just make sure you say. Oh, no, I'm not going to say that. Yeah, monster. Do they sponsor us? No, no, they sponsor your league. I'm not. Yeah. Would you go to do it? Are y'all going to call it? Can you question? Yeah. I'm going to. Yeah. Okay. Oh, what do the, Joel? Where do the Lakers play? Staples. Well, that's what they used to play. Oh, crypto crypto.com. The crypto sense. You used to be called that. Okay. So you calling it based upon the fucking sponsor. Now, it's a different. What you calling it? Disponsor name. That's your name. No, so far stadium, crypto, come, come, come in, you know, it's not big 12 football anymore. It's a monster big 12 ball. That's what it is. Be company company. See, like, uh, man, dog. What do we got to do, man? Yeah, that's funny. Uh, it's monster big 12 ball. Yeah, you know, except it's monster big. I mean, I'm glad they're doing it. I'm glad they're trying something. They need not, uh, you're, you're not, Joel, you should be glad that monster got it. Cause now that we know that they sell a name, it could have been only fans big 12 football. Hey, that might have been. Dude wipes. What about dude? Yeah, I mean, you know, good, good dude wipes. You know what you thought? He's bringing do wise up because he knows the trigger to me, but that's fine. Dolly's to be with dude wipes on Twitter. If you want to go, I gotta go last, last, last one, this is the ring of dog. Yeah, we got to go. Damn, Brian Kelly said he will be 100% supportive of Notre Dame football in the future. And he also said that he never said that he was going to LSU to win national championships, cause he could not win them a Notre Dame. Do you buy it in your thoughts on Brian Kelly? I think that it's a natural thing for Brian Kelly and Notre Dame to mend the risks that they have because he was the most significant coach for Notre Dame, uh, in a very, very long time. Right. So I think that when Brian Kelly goes into the college football hall of fame, he'll go in as a Notre Dame coach, uh, it looks like to me that Argentina just scored is 84. All right, we got to watch this. Jew Bellaham is on the fucking ground in Argentina. He looks upset. Oh, there's an article in the 84th, like it's like origin, like England just fucking sold like a 1776. Right. It's like that. That's a cell right there. Look at him. He's like, yeah, I can't hear you. Like look, like he's like, give me some more. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Here comes the cross. Let's do this. So the ball comes in right there. Yeah, the top of the box. Here comes right here. That's a lot. Oh, oh, oh, the cross come through. Oh, bang. Look at that shot. That is a beautiful goal. Strict from outside man. Look at that. Look right here. Hmm. These goalies need to these goalies are the place. A number 24, like a number 24 number this wide open. Well, bro, bro, look at this kick, dog. Boom. Yeah, that's beautiful. This fucking kick. That's a good. Just missed it, man. Just missed it. Man, I got some fight. Are they about the varnish? Shit out of this. Oh, no, I got to make sure. Oh, no, they're good. Oh, okay. English joke. What are they talking to? Are they crying? They thought it was over. He's still sobering. Yeah, Argentina, England. There you go. 86 minutes left. Oh, excuse me. It's 86 minutes playing. It's four minutes left plus extra time and then we got some more extra time probably. Damn, we got some more extra time. Yeah, it's gonna be a great world cup. We got that on Sunday. All right, anything else, any parting shots fans got to go to go talk to Big Menza. Joel, you got anything? I mean, no, I guess that's it. Hey, hey, let me tell you. Looking forward to another Joel Anderson Instagram posts on the show. He's I can tell I can see his eye. I know when when free is the clip, the future, depending on if I like it or not, but yeah, I'll post it. All right. There you have it. Shout out to the big 12. Y'all should be glad Monster Energy, big 12. Yeah, sit sleep. Big 12. It could be. It could be sit and sleep. It could be serious. XM Big 12. It'll be a day. It'll be a monster big 12 is actually kind of for both. It's kind of interesting to because LSU has this like they're going to announce this new scheme. They're going to use to come up with the paper. The athletic department. Now, this can't wait to see what we're doing in a bullshit. I can't wait to see. Red Bull. I can't wait to see it either. It probably is like to be on JD. Hey, raising, yeah, that's a new new business model, but Joel is from Texas, but like Joel is so funny to me. Joel is from Texas, but Joel is from the scene of racist power right now. I mean, look, man, because we were moving to the lead because Louisiana, we know what it is Louisiana. It's not even up for kind people don't really give us. Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, you were from Texas, bro, you are from Houston, this time. Motel. This is Lee really racist. Not one for you. Not one for a shot. Hey, I think I'm saying, you know what I'm saying? It's okay. Nice party shots. 55% black city. Okay. What is what is Houston majority black check on most city? Well, I don't know about now. I'm not talking about no motherfucking most city. Houston. This is our racist bad news. You know why people wanted to get out of bad route so much they created a whole nother fucking city. They're like, look, you right. And they didn't have to leave and now we. What is it called? Is it called St. George? Is that the same as the same George St. George? Yes. They split off of bad roots because they were tired. So again, you were trying to throw the racist baby. But I'm just telling you about your from Texas state. Okay. That's my. My home say is what is brought you're from Texas. You're from you. When people get tired of when people get tired of the city. That's actually too progressive. The thing is to move to Texas because that's where we can hate niggas. You can reverse. But in Louisiana. Nobody wants to work in the petrochemical of the casino industry. Well, we're poor black. There's a very four. Backrooge's majority black who is 34% between Louisiana and between Louisiana. Mississippi. Those are some of the blackest states. People are not trying to move the entire. Louisiana. Unless they're like a tourist that wants to move to New Orleans and some shit like that's very true. But at the same time, they want to move to Texas. So they can be free to shoot. No, some of the. Some of the fuckers are moving to Houston. I mean, I'm not really taking credit for this or whatever. We don't have to. But Jake, like Houston so much, he realized he had to live next to Houston. Houston is also again, as I said, a city where people are coming to indulge in a nigga, man. So that's the area from which I'm from. You know, I'm saying not a. - I've been a white from the same to so much. - The problem with Houston, I get love in Houston. All I'm saying is, ain't nobody from Texas, you and Rachel is crazy. Ain't nobody from the state of Texas, the anti-abortion, anti-voter, the-- - Fuck is Jeff Landry. - Wait, hold on, what is he? - He is, he is, he's so much Jeff Landry. - But Jeff Landry is great, absolutely. Nobody from Texas or Florida, can lecture any other place in the South on its racism. - Texas is the mascot. - I just said mascot. - This is how he was talking about racism. I'm just saying to LSU, they're looking for a new funding system for the athletic department. It may be slavery is one of those ideas. We'll find out. I think the meeting is on Thursday. - I'll be down for it. - I'm learning it better. - This time we just explain to white people. - I think this is a beautiful parting shot here. - A new essence. If y'all love LSU football, get down there and form some indigo for it. Take a new essence. Take me on. - You wanna be on the whole plane out of Craig Stelts. - Craig Stelts could be on there. T-Docs could be on there. Jacob Hester, they love it. That's so much. Those actually-- - Matt Mock. - Matt Mock. - Them's good white folk. (laughs) - All right, there you have it. - That's a good one. - Bring your tailgate. - I believe it. - I just need to score it again. - Oh my God. - That's a time. Oh my God. (laughs) - Who are you gonna root for? - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - It'll mean you're all verse messy. - Nobody wants that. - Oh my God. - Everybody wants that. - What are you doing? - You're getting me? - England, man, y'all. - Nobody wants England. - Clean, y'all are sad as fuck, man. - Hey guess what? - He's not coming home, Joel. - That's true, yeah. - Not coming home. - That's what they say. I was only rooting for England because I didn't want to see Argentina win. But what else? - Why? - Man, look, man, I told you, bro. I got to it with some of these people, man. I look, here's the thing. Just like we've been saying about Texas's racist, too. I get it. I know America is racist, you know what I'm saying? And I'm not afraid to point it out. But some countries catch your attention in ways that others don't. In Argentina, I can't help but notice that they don't got no niggas in all this South America right next to Brazil. - I just be honest, bro. - Joel, look at what England is. - If you are an American, I ask you people doing this to Argentina, dog. If you are an American, you cannot comment on anybody else's racist. - Sure I can't. - Yeah, I can't comment on those, too. I can comment on ours, too. And I can't comment on anybody else's racist or racist. - And I can't comment on those. - Bro, you realize, I know that you realized, do you realize that Hitler literally got a lot of his talking points from the Dearborn independent, from Henry Ford? Like we in Spine, we're in England. - And we're in England. - And we're in England, and we're in England. - And we're in England, and we're in England, and we're in England. - Look at the English people, the English people look so crazy right now, now they gotta go get a goal. - Is that a game of thrones, outfit that they were wearing? - I don't know. They came out here, now they gotta get a goal. - Joel, it extra time, probably about six minutes left. - It hurts. - It's a wrap. Just like this show, ring your tailgate. We're back. Hope everybody enjoys the rest of the week. And we will be back next Wednesday. We'll see you then. Let's raise that roof for us. - All right, we're listening. Ring your tailgate, let's you pal.com. 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