Ben & Evan CHEATED in Our Last Challenge, How Ben Selected His Groomsman, & Gavin Finding his Wife in Australia
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The episode captures the chaotic, adventurous, and humorous lifestyle of a group of friends centered around extreme hobbies like three-wheeler riding and offbeat pranks. Gav recounts a recent trip to Australia with Spenny, where he bonded with locals, faced a rival three-wheeler rider named Ian who injured himself during a race, and participated in wild, unstructured events like late-night parties and animal-filled pranks. A standout moment is the "Big Kenning" dance, which became a viral sensation and sparked ideas for monetization in Fortnite. The group also reflects on their shared love for chaos, humor, and spontaneity, including a memorable bachelor party prank involving exotic animals and a prank with a mousetrap. Tensions simmer between Gav and Dalton, fueled by a naked dirt bike chase and comedic jabs, but both acknowledge a deep, if playful, friendship. The episode balances self-deprecating humor with genuine camaraderie, celebrating the wild, unpredictable nature of their free-spirited lives. It concludes with a lighthearted suggestion to have a real boxing match between Gav and Dalton to settle their ongoing rivalry, highlighting how their friendship thrives on conflict and humor.
if we did a test count mine is way higher than yours for sure oh you want to bet have we kind
of blown up your spot with your love life in a great way in a great way yeah have you buffed
things out with dalton not until he gets a punch in the face maybe everyone should just start
living at the shop for the next couple months that's a fun idea were you getting worried that
maybe we were cutting you off or something all right boys we're back no mike i i guess i'm the
host welcoming you guys this time michael michael be here in about 30 minutes yeah we'll see about
that when he decides to show up but we do have a special guest today boys mr shred 80
what's up guys thanks for having me back on it's been a while gav we had to let corn rot cool down
let the dust settle i'm just glad it's still up and alive you've been running a little hard
around here freaking a man well corn rot still looks beautiful it's cold as hell here yeah it
is you're not used to that no not this cold traveling to extravagant places
too much i guess huh yeah so gav has been gone for what four months probably end of october was
the last time that we saw you five mil party and since then gav has been to how many places like
how many different continents one oh just just australia was only a different continent all
right okay so just another continent yep just australia but i've been probably 10 15 other
places yeah i've been traveling like a madman traveling man yeah you were just in australia
with spenny i saw for 10 days it was nine or 10 days out in australia man you were just in australia
you were just in australia with spenny i saw for 10 days it was nine or 10 days out in australia man you were
down under i feel like you're kind of you'd probably fit in really well with the australians
i actually fit in way too well with the mullet you're like motorsports tattoos you name it i
mean pretty much the whole nine yards i love surf shops you like good breakfasts and you like
beautiful woman australia is the place for you that's that's true i saw a video of you at a club
you were macking on a woman and the video i saw you said i'm the best three-wheeler rider in the
world and then you proceeded
to show her a video of of just a compilation of you crashing the three-wheeler
i'm the best three-wheeler rider in the world you show her just basically your crash compilation
she's like wow like in a good way did it was how did how'd it go oh she loved it it seemed like
that in the video her face geeked up and you know she ended up hanging out with me for another 45
minutes and then really is that all you needed to deal oh no nothing even good happened out of it we
played the cool part about being out there slot machines are connected to the bar so we just went
and tapped the button a couple times you win no nothing you called me once yeah i was up early in
the morning fishing and you were hammered at the casino sounds about right yeah two in the morning
they don't close until four in the morning so we were on some long runs out there at the the bars
don't close till four four in the morning that's insane that's a recipe i would hate that oh it was
so bad oh my god you'd love it but you'd hate it it'd be so bad oh me and ben got bit by that one
time in florida was that till four it was at least three or four hours and i was like oh my god i'm
in florida was that till four it was at least three or four i don't know i think we were
expecting to get kicked out and then we realized i think it was maybe one of those nights where
like maybe the time change is happening so then you end up getting an extra hour oh because that'll
happen that'll happen you end up you know instead of going home at 2 a.m it's i mean you still are
going home at 2 a.m but it's technically it's like being there until three because you gain an hour
due to daylight savings you know gav i've been talking to spenny because i was trying to get you
just like a constant update on the on the
the trip as it was happening right of course he filled me in on obviously what was going down on
the track with you and your new arch nemesis oh he told you about ian you have a new one it's like
everywhere this guy goes he's he's making friends and enemies tell me something about him frenemies
we're making frenemies um ian he's an og three wheeler rider from australia about as og as it
gets but i heard that he showed up to the track and where he started ruffling feathers was he was
wearing less clothes than gav
so gav prides himself on riding three-wheeler in like very minimal clothes right he's got his
like tank top on no sleeves he's never wearing boots or riding boots usually he's wearing like
lulu lemon shorts jeans or lulu lemon shorts right where this guy showed up he was wearing
sandals jean shorts that were cut and then no t-shirt yep that's really paying homage to the
80s that's back before safety equipment you don't even know all he cared about was his helmet he's
like as long as i have a good helmet i'm good to go and they make you feel
like i was kind of being a baby i mean yeah there's no excuse you really why am i wearing
a shirt right now i had jeans on too i should have just cut the jeans off and you should have
hogan's your shirt at that point i should have but yeah i realized he was real deal from that
moment on i was like all right he might be somebody uh you know consider and then two
seconds in homeboy crashed so then he's really coming for your job
homeboy crashed and sliced his hand open so bad oh dude i was like oh that's that's a gnarly gash
you're gonna go to the hospital i'm gonna go to the hospital i'm gonna go to the hospital i'm gonna
go to the hospital oh screw that i mean you're here i'm riding three wheelers with you brother
that's gonna take three four hours we're like all right you want to do anything for it ah fuck it
let's let's run it run it so then another 20 minutes goes by he starts riding with his hand
just gushing dude just gushing thankfully one of the guys you know he was kind of like a nurse or
someone like that and wrapped his hand up in some bandage he didn't go to the hospital he didn't oh
oh ran it the rest of the day yeah and then we're like hey you're gonna go to the hospital now after
we're done riding he goes are you guys drinking tonight i'm gonna probably he goes i'm drinking
with you i'm not going to the hospital i'm not going to the hospital i'm not going to the hospital
and how is this guy your enemy he sounds great he's not i mean the only reason spencer was calling
him my enemy is because he did he did i'm gonna say it straight up he out drag raced me he out
i heard more than that but what did you oh he's not actually out riding me right
i wish spenny was here because i you know i feel kind of like a middleman on this one
but spenny was telling me he was running laps on you he's not running laps on me he did stay ahead
of me in the trees a little bit so that's why
but he wasn't doing anything too crazy like i i dude don't even get me into it but i still claim
that i'm the best three-wheeler rider on the internet i believe it i've been claiming that
so that's why i'm just i still think you're the best temperature check here to see thank you no
this guy was legit this guy was legit came and partied with us until 3 4 a.m oh dude he was he
was hanging with the young bucks that night okay so i mean he was able to keep up with
i can drink a decent amount and then the next morning
next morning i text him how you doing brother he goes in the hospital right now
gives me an update two hours later brother i have to go get surgery i will get surgery to get it
cleaned out i had to go get surgery they held him all the way until that next day so he was there
for like a full 24 hours it was probably just because he put it off so long yeah exactly like
infected or something they wanted to clean it out just to make sure it wasn't getting more infected
it did have a slight infect you know a little infected and so then i text him two days later
you're doing good i lost a little finger at the top of my head and i'm like oh my god i'm not doing
you know a little feeling at the top my fingertips i go ian ian and then thankfully he regained it over
the past week he goes nothing but a scratch he's good to go but man that's a tough son of a gun
right there that's crazy man shred 80 and spenny roll into town you know that's like a holiday huh
apparently out in australia they don't see youtubers bro because i saw i saw uh videos of
you guys pulling up to the local track or whatever and it looked like a full-on meetup oh everybody
was just waiting yeah that was honestly kind of our fault for telling everyone we were going to
be there so it made a little bit of sense but yeah i think that's a good thing i think that's a good thing
yeah and i you know i like whatever let's run it we'll say up what's up to everybody but
yeah we did have people constantly trying to say what's up the whole time in the middle of filming
so it's still awesome being able to meet everybody so it worked out so back to the girls yeah how
were things going down there other than that that one girl in particular that you were showing the
crash reel to fumbled the bag on her i got her instagram she's very beautiful very very beautiful
fumbled the bag there and then you know just had a great night you know i wasn't really chasing
anything i'm just chasing a fun time at this point
there's a few nights of you talking to some girls but dude i fell in love probably three or four
times out there really oh just so cool their accents get you every time look at her face
she loved it she loved it guys oh my god i'm pretty sure that is my wife
honestly it is okay how about this another one this one's ridiculous
haven't you ever seen something like that i see that all the time with you gab oh thank you brother
thank you yeah
oh there's red 80 red 80
don't put sunscreen on you gotta wear sunscreen out there i swear you're a lot closer to the sun
somehow you said you liked uh going to the surf shops surf shops all over the place did you surf
i surf a decent amount i'm not that good i fat man surf i don't like sitting on the board i'll
just i like going at fat man surfing because i'll just stand there until a wave my side just comes
right to me and i'll paddle in and catch a couple i'm not that great yeah don't even ask any more
questions i've gone ocean surfing for the rest of my life i've been surfing for the rest of my life
one time and i got super sunburnt and that's all i remember from it that's about it well ben hates
the ocean dude i also hate the ocean yeah i love the ocean but i hate sir i'm just too fat for it
did you see any sharks no and apparently there was within two days up there there was four shark
attacks what's south of sydney yeah oh so it's super dangerous up there like you don't want to
play around with them thankfully you know we were still going in the water every day they have shark
nets around the beach that we were at so we felt a little bit safer shark nets shark nets so the
sharks can't come through them what oh it's no they're not going to come through them they're not
they're pissed off up there for some reason all these bullshits on there but you know sharks are
generally mad i think yeah but even more mad than they are in california really seems like i mean
with that many shark attacks it's pretty gnarly we did see some dolphins and then my favorite part
was seeing koalas oh yeah dude you should have boxed the kangaroo yeah why didn't you it wouldn't
let me the ones that we found were so nice who's they the australian government probably wouldn't
be that happy is that like they're like going back or is that their bald eagle i don't know
it's on a couple dollar bills though so
So I'm sure there's a kangaroo on dollar bills.
There's a kangaroo on dollar bills.
Kangaroos are pretty cool.
Like, what is it?
kangaroo almost like a a different mutation of a deer it's like it's like it's like a yeah it's
just like a deer and a rabbit almost well how would you it's a marsupial well what's that mean
it was like a monkey i guess like the head kind of looks deerish yeah they're the weirdest things
and they've got kind of deerish fur too a group of them is called a mob bro a mob of kangaroos
coming and just beat you up that would suck i'd be scared do kangaroos ever kill anyone down in
australia sure maybe happens every once in a while it's probably just like a deer i know that
the bigger ones do actually get buffed and pissed off though yeah they get super buff it's when
large males feel threatened uh they have killed humans although it is rare in 2022 a 77 year old
man was killed but that was the first time since 1936 oh wow so very never what was the context
what was probably a one punch knockout i mean we gotta assume that strong yeah we gotta assume the
scenario but everyone i think of in my head it's just ridiculous it's like kangaroo jack dude just
like attacked by a kangaroo it's like so ridiculous to wrap your head around but i could see it
happening to gavin i would i'd be able to run that thing i think i think yeah you would well
we know you you got an iron chin so they wouldn't be knocking you out because they're they they throw
punches don't they and like leg kicks mostly stuff like that yeah they could stand on their
back they do the leg kick at all they do the leg kick okay oh so kangaroo boxing like was a thing
this guy this guy comes up mean mugging yeah they do the kick thing like they stand on their tails
it's kind of like they're standing on it they're like supporting themselves you couldn't find like
a underground kangaroo boxing ring or i'm sure that's a thing somewhere i'm sure i wish we would
have if we go to australia and you go back to australia with us would you box a kangaroo 100
if we can line it up yeah i'm boxing a kangaroo bare knuckle or gloves gloves preferably head
gear no head gear i could run no head gear i think it might be animal abuse i honestly think it might
be animal that's the problem i don't foresee a problem with it like unless it you just mind your
own business and it came out after you i don't think you can just start boxing it unless we get
the kangaroo in asia and it's making a lot of money then maybe it's justified but sign them to
like floyd mayweather's the money team money team which did you guys see that floyd mayweather
and mike tyson are boxing in a exhibition what the hell is that about
i'm definitely gonna watch it if that happens yeah who isn't this can be crazy far out uh i
actually don't know that but i just saw it was announced the other day gosh it just seems like
floyd's still pretty damn a lot faster than mike probably will be april 2026 just that's very soon
difference are they even training or mike hold on what'd you say it's april 2026 it's in like
two months actually confirmed two of greatest boxing's greatest fighters have tentatively
agreed on an
exhibition match going head to head in april 2026 should we go that'd be lit uh those matches are
always fun to watch but it seems like they're not actually uh fighting fighting as if it was a
regular match when it's like those exhibitions you know like we're just in it for the bag but
of course yeah like they're still making it entertaining i still enjoy it but it doesn't
seem like they're uh trying to knock the other guy's head off as if it was a normal fight it's
it's in the dominican republic of the congo i don't know if i really want to go honestly
i'm not anymore i have nothing against that place i know nothing about it i just
probably easier to watch on the tv yeah it sounds a little more fun to run like a baggist but and
now we got ben's bachelor party my bachelor party yep ben asked everyone to be in his uh wedding
this morning in debatably the best slash worst way i'm saying the way the only way that ben knows how
with a prank it was so funny dude i had no idea it was so fun i i thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing
exciting and fun and so basically i'm very happy to hear that you think that's i thought it was
great it was really fun because he's crying because he's not invited because i thought i
just got invited yeah he just got invited oh he's you're in i just said he's in yeah i will admit
when i pitched this idea to my fiance it was met with quite a bit of resistance because it's
inevitable it's not the traditional route of like you know give him a gift and ask him in a nice way
it's like the polar opposite you didn't want to buy me a samurai
it's the polar opposite especially after cj just gave me the knife or gave all of us the knives
right and uh it would have been a little bit better i was like i've been pushing this back
for a couple weeks now and i was like oh now i'm a real big douche because i went home i told greta
i was like guess what cj just asked us to be in the wedding and it was super nice the way that he
did it and she was like are you still gonna do it the way that i had told her and i was like i think
ben it's like once it was in my head i couldn't i couldn't get it out that was so fun i thoroughly
enjoyed it good i'm glad that you did should i fill in the viewer it might be two weeks out before
this bit gets aired but so basically ben had it already set up where there was a box inside the
shop and there's a cover over it and there's curtains around everything and he brought us in
one by one and then explained to us there's a piece of paper in this box you need to reach in
you can't see it obviously
and grab that piece of paper and it'll have your next clue as to what we're doing with your hands
on both sides on both sides it's very clear there's something alive in the box and you can't
see into it but on his side where the camera is there's glass so you're basically reaching in and
it is so nerve-wracking like seriously so nerve-wracking because like i said it on camera
and i don't know if it'll it'll make the cut but i go usually i'm kind of involved in something like
this and ben's pitching really
really crazy ideas like okay so we're gonna have like a venomous snake in there and then and then
this is when i would come in i'd be like i like the whole idea but maybe we don't do the venomous
snake because that might be just a little too far but now i'm not a part of that so i'm looking
around like nobody to check me there's maybe this could this could actually have some bad
consequences so i'm reaching in this thing there's something moving around it was so nerve-wracking
and i end up getting the paper mine was full of cockroaches
so the cockroaches jump around everywhere i thought it was a mouse i thought there was mice
in there and a snake as well that's what it just for some reason that's what i felt like it was
but uh so then he goes and he gets ryan and then ryan had chinchillas in there
very nice it would just swap out every time it would swap out every time but i didn't know what
was in it until the thing would come off so it was super fun for me and then the third one was
mike and he had a tortoise so it was a turtle very fitting yep very fitting and then i was like oh
the fourth one was justin and he had basically like fake snakes and then like these like worms
like night crawlers and he was such a psychopath yeah he just reached in he just put his hands in
and was just feeling around and like shuffling them all around i have a hot take what the fuck
is wrong with you dude it's not even a hot take you want to know what he told me after he's like
yeah dude i thought it was gonna be like a bowl of ketchup or something there that's why he went
in so aggressive i go a bowl of ketchup what the hell everyone else was like
expecting the worst thing and justin just assumed it was like a bowl of ketchup apparently like
something in terms of that so that's why he went in so confident and just started it's because he
hasn't he's never been he hasn't been fucked with so hard yeah and he just doesn't know to what
extent something might go down and then ken's was debatably the funniest and he had pretty large
rats in his and ken absolutely destroyed the box well i was just reaching around you were freaking
out you can hardly call it
rodents i absolutely fucking hate rodents what do you like ken you hate cinnamon when it does hate
those chinchillas those those would have been nice but you wouldn't have liked them if you
didn't like it initially and then they would have been like oh it's soft and cuddly no this would
have been ken this would have been ken when he found out that they were chinchillas oh god yeah
dude you were like i was worried you were gonna hurt something like one of the animals like the
exotic pets guy was in the other room i'm like you can't hurt i didn't want to like get bit or
something by these little rodents
running around this box and i didn't want to like have one of them escape so i was just like okay i
gotta they were trying like you were jumping back and they were starting to crawl we were like
pushing them back i gotta feel all over this thing try and figure out where this paper is at and i
was nowhere near that paper but and then and then ken proceeds to pull the invite out and it just
says like all of them would say like ken will you be my groomsman and then it was a photo of us for
me and cj and me and ryan and me and mike right but for ken's which is insane
because i had hundreds of photos of me and ken we have so many photos together it'd be kind of
funny if i just had a picture of greta and ken because if it's if it's me asking ken he's more
likely to say no right but i was like oh if i get greta in the mix like oh greta really wants you
to be part of the wedding too ken you know he's got a soft spot for the girlfriends so of course
he would have been more likely to say that so i put greta and ken a picture of greta and ken on
the invite and ken pulls it out and he goes he reads it and goes oh
thanks siege yeah of course i will and he looks at cj and cj is just like goes blank like
context last week cj asked us to be groomsmen but he initially asked me to be the flower boy
and then so i was like okay we're doing like a little like one up little video edition but in
your samurai sword in your samurai sword there was a groomsman invite yeah yeah yeah but i was
like okay now we're doing a little video side of it not just the
- It's this little video thing.
I don't know what they were doing with the video footage,
but anyways.
it was funny though ken it definitely got i thought it was got us going after that but
to be fair the invite did look similar to mine so i could see how you would think that
yeah i see it but it's very confusing why greta would have been on that i honestly that part makes
no sense i didn't even look at the picture that closely i didn't even read it it's black and white
she's blonde i mean they do kind of look alike they're both girls yeah yeah and then gavin
actually wasn't even supposed to be part of it like gab you were an afterthought of it because
we had this box and everyone thought it was really funny and then we had the exotic animal guy
downstairs yep and we were like oh my god shred 80s just pulling into town because he had this
six foot long boa snake and cj psychopath he's playing with it ryan's playing with it i'm like
the fuck's wrong with you guys but somebody was like we should mess with shred 80 when he gets
here of course who said that somebody i don't know who knows it could have been anyone and uh
i was like should we put the snake in there because this guy the the exotic pets guy was like
this snake will not bite like it'll be just fine right yeah you're like should we put the snake in
there for shred 80 because i thought that was too far to do to anyone else i was like let's do the
shreds but then but then after i saw like the other guys like playing with it i was like okay
well nothing bad's gonna happen
here okay so we don't want to do it no knowing that it's not gonna like fucking bite no of course
and then the guy goes when's he gonna be here and we're like i don't know 2 30 and he's like oh i
gotta i gotta leave by then so we're like all right we gotta go back to the drawing board well
let's do the polar opposite then of a of a scary reptile or a scary animal which was beautiful
actually it was good that was clever i'll give it to you on that one oh it makes me so mad though i
with flowers the only thing that was bad was under the flowers there was mousetrap but it was
absolutely hilarious because gavin's going in and there's these like cute teddy bears and he just
slightly grazes when he's jumps back does it one more time and then you kind of look through the
hole and saw it was teddy bears and then it just was over but it would have been amazing if you
would have not seen that and kept going gosh damn it though it actually got me pretty good i hate
mousetraps too if there's one thing i hate on this planet it's freaking mousetraps i thought
it was shovels oh fuck you because gavin didn't want to take that three-wheeler out
i wanted to dig that three-wheeler out i just didn't know which hole it was and it led to
frustration and then i was even more pissed do what i have to oh god you know i would have but
man piss me the hell off you've been riding that
three-wheeler
gap no it's still here how could he be riding it right i don't know i just wondered if he's
been using his gift no i want to i definitely want to use it but i think it probably belongs
to stay up here and then that's kind of just my track three-wheeler whenever i'm here to be fair
i don't know yeah if you bring that to colorado you might something might happen so i mean yeah
either hurt myself hurt the three-wheeler keep it around here just leave it here where it's had
the good juju it's lived a hell of a life up here too like i remember watching that video
from a time when i was a kid and i was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die
when you guys made it and the fact that it's mine now it's a dream come true ben ben do you think
you can go back to having a mullet for the summer and then get rid of it by the in time for the
wedding you should i i i love this mullet era ben was so fun i think it's long enough i think wait
why are you shaking your head should we go get the clippers i just think back to so many decisions i
made when i had a lot of bad decisions that were awesome decisions yeah if you rip the mullet i'll
give gavin his honda tattoo
oh yeah yeah i mean yeah i'd rip a mullet i need a haircut anyway do you think that when you're
running a mullet it just automatically comes with bad decision making post mullet i think so
like you went during that time yeah it's it's yeah 100 definitely adds fuel to the flame oh
it's your wings baby it's your wings it lets you really fly you know about it that's good
yeah there's something about them on all those aussie dudes too they're running the mullets it
says something it just makes a statement like
sure
like i'm here and i'm you know i'm here to party would you ever go back ev the mullet you got was
such a hack job like do you think that you would ever do you think we could get someone who knew
how to cut a mullet and then you would you would run a mullet again i don't know i just i don't
know perhaps spendy and i're gonna do biggest like mullet guy just really spendy can make bad
decisions without having a mullet he doesn't need a mullet to be dumb the mullet would give him too
much power ryan evan could say maybe you should run a mullet he uh
yeah i've been wondering about that with the whole fishing video deal you you said something about my
hair dude you were in my head i was like i was like gonna leave the fish house and go shave it
off i was like what could he be saying about me and what did i say you said how is your hair
looking that's all i said i said i said to cj how's ryan's hair looking that's all i said and
then the camera turned on you go oh yeah and then burst out laughing well i showed his hair yeah
when someone looks at you and bursts out laughing it's never good yeah sometimes it
is it happens to me all the time but what what got me about it is i maybe this is gonna open a
whole nother can of worms i feel like i know most of the times or the things i get made fun of about
but that one was new so i was like fuck how many other things are am i getting made fun of
no it wasn't like making fun of it it's just like it's longer so you actually have to like do
something i know it just looks ridiculous i feel like all you have to say is like nice hair ryan
and you're so conscious that it's like a joke but it's not a joke like oh okay
but either way yeah just you do have a nice he just looked at me and started laughing you do
have a nice head of hair there's no doubt about that when spenny and i go to florida this year
when we all go to florida and then spenny's here hopefully we're gonna get cornrows that's why i'm
growing it out we're gonna get cornrowed out i thought you're gonna say like a mullet or something
beads yeah yeah with beads in it and stuff like that maybe i should do the dread be pretty sick
yeah yeah the dreadlocks or wait you mean like the well no you say cornrows yeah or isn't that
braided tight to your skull yeah yeah like axel got with us like dreadlocks dreadlocks are nasty
dude that's how much dreadlocks take time man you can't wash those either it takes dedication to
the film you gotta use dry shampoo but you can back comb a lot like i did it one time before
really and it took two there were two people working on it like and it took like five hours
four hours to give you dreadlocks yeah they would basically kind of look sick like braid it
and then put a rubber band on it to hold it and then just back combed it like so hard so it's just
like tugging on my hair my head back combed it basically just take a comb and like rough it up
i thought it was just like you it's like when you braid it and then you just let it essentially dry
out or something i think there's no ways like yeah the natural way yeah and i was like the
quick process like how quick can i just have dreadlocks and then after like a day or two i
could take the rubber bands out and they just like stayed i saw this uh tiktok of a lady she
was at like a hair salon it actually looked more like a plastic surgery place and she like
didn't take care of her hair and it was all matted and like fucking gross and obviously do that it
didn't look like she took much care of herself at all but uh regardless it was her second time
doing it actually but she went in and otherwise it would hurt because you have to like pull on it
it's like a dog yeah that's why they won't do it like if daisy gets mad at the the dog lady to
shave her because it's like it's inhumane to start yanking on their hair anyway uh they sedated her
to do it she went and got sedated to get her hair cleaned out
i was like that's pretty fucked up imagine not taking care of yourself and having to be sedated
to get a haircut i think evan wants to do something with your hair ryan don't start saying it ryan you
have beautiful hair don't let no no no no this is this is uh one might even call it a compliment
if you if you want to take it that way it's like a perfect mustache right on the top like he wants
to play with it i got the shivers and not in a good way i do not want to run my fingers yeah
that's exactly what you want
to do it i love it but now it's in front of you now it's in front of you you don't want to it was
just on your guys a little because you sure wanted to last week now that you're away from your little
getaway you're you're second guessing your your thoughts the only person from that getaway you
should be concerned about is sitting right here don't put this on to me in what way should we be
concerned that's what i don't think we can go down this rabbit hole okay so you don't want you don't
want i don't want to run my fingers through his hair do you want to run your fingers through my
hair no i'm not the one saying it though i never want to run my fingers through my hair i don't want
to run my fingers through my hair i never said that you can't just say something
is there video proof of this dalton you're all pretty loopy at that point okay you know what
maybe i did off the carbon monoxide or you just want to run your hand through another man's hair
really don't think i said it but i also that little van was getting weird he wouldn't shut
up talking about it for like 15 minutes after we hang up the phone that's all i know
oh ryan you do have a nice head of hair man don't let him get to you
thanks guys i was actually pretty nervous i was that was maybe the most rattled i'm pretty
conditioned but i don't know something about that did strike a wrong chord with me oh geez you do
have a lot of options as far as like hairstyles too you can run i could switch it up a little i
mean you could run this for a little bit do your braids or whatever you guys are planning then you
could shave the sides and do a mullet you with a mullet would fall that would be i think i remember
how this came up now it was because we thought we got such an early start and we're like well mike
is gonna be late he's
gotta take the ice cream out of the freezer cj's flicking his knife ryan he's doing his hair
and like i think and i think i something like that i think that's how it came
Came up, and then the second time around was on the phone.
That is pretty funny.
That is funny, except for we were on the ice earlier than you.
We were.
We were on the ice before you guys even got out of bed.
We were on the ice at like 7.30.
How early were you guys out there?
Dude, Ken had already eaten half a box of Uncrustables by 7.30.
Did it pay off?
Yeah.
It almost did.
The fact that you guys spent 12 hours in the truck just to catch only, what,
four-inch bigger fish than us?
Yeah.
Pretty wild.
Yeah.
I heard something.
What?
What did you hear?
I heard something.
Uh-oh.
They didn't even catch the fish.
What?
The guide did.
That doesn't count.
That's what I said.
Well, it's a little late for that.
We already did the 10-minute cold plunge, huh?
When I figured it out was when we were getting out of the water.
I was like, God damn.
I can't believe you guys didn't ask.
Yeah, you could have asked.
I don't know.
I'm sure there's words out there.
You guys didn't catch.
What was your biggest fish that you two caught?
19 inches.
Wow.
So we did win.
I think it was only 18.
All right.
I'm taking that fucking trophy.
We are going to have to run this cold plunge back then, I think.
Yeah, you guys could hop in.
Oh, there wasn't?
No.
There was no trophy.
Well, there's going to be one.
We'll settle this with round two.
We'll do it again.
We've almost figured out after all these competitions that it's not necessarily about what you win.
It's about what you don't have to do.
Yeah.
After the Super Bowl bet, just with watching Evan run around in the house in his little,
what do you call those things?
Leotards?
I'd just go with Borat suit.
Borat suit and then the cold plunge, all that.
But yeah, I don't know.
I think that's just the answer.
That wasn't that much of a punishment, though.
Yeah, it really wasn't, but it was funny.
To everyone else.
You know, in terms of video, it was just a great thing.
That was good.
That was fun.
Yeah.
Some people would.
I thought I was going to die in that cold plunge.
I was shivering so hard.
Ken did.
Ken was kind of losing his mind, bro.
He also created the hottest dance move.
I know.
I saw some kids already doing it on TikTok.
It was trending.
They're like, I'm Big Kenning.
And they're like.
Oh.
That's what they're doing.
I'm Big Kenning.
Do the Big Ken.
There's already a rap song about it.
I'm just looking forward to the Fortnite emote or whatever it's called.
Can you imagine getting sniped and then seeing the guy Kenning?
Big Ken.
Holy smokes.
I hope no one fucking clips that shit.
Now it's already going to happen.
But me fucking doing that.
He's Big Kenning.
Big Kenning.
Yeah, Ryan, we could write a rap song to that.
Whip something up.
Is that what it is?
There's a trending song audio for Big Ken's dance.
Would be a way to maximize profits.
Probably put us on the top 100.
How do we monetize Fortnite dances?
I think they just pay you.
I'm pretty sure Fortnite's got monetization down.
Can we copyright that before the video comes out?
I think they would just come to you and be like, hey, we want to put Big Ken sitting in some cold water and having him freaking out as a Fortnite dance.
Take a dollar for every time it gets used then.
Can you imagine how rich Ken would be if he got that deal?
If he struck that deal?
At least a dollar.
Yeah, I'd imagine so.
Do people still play Fortnite?
Like, is Fortnite still as big as. Fortnite's popping, man.
Dude, I think the South Park season, I don't know these numbers.
The Simpsons season, I swear, so many people, like my friends, were like, got back into Fortnite because of the Simpsons.
And then the Simpsons ended and everyone's like, eh.
Yeah, the Simpsons season was when I started playing.
Just because it was Simpsons, that's when I was interested.
Got hooked.
Don't play nearly as much anymore.
But there's seasons and it's like whatever.
And they change the map and they change characters and stuff like that.
Like what kind of characters, though?
Well, I shouldn't say they change them.
They add characters in.
So when it was the Simpsons seasons, you could then unlock the characters, Simpsons characters.
Or if you didn't want to take the time to level up, you could just buy them.
But does the map change?
The map changes completely.
To the Simpsons?
And it's the Simpsons world.
So it was like the town of Springfield where the Simpsons takes place.
This is actually pretty interesting.
There's currently 1.1 million players live right now.
The 24-hour peak is 1.3.
But the all-time peak was 15 months ago with 14.3 million players at once.
And what season was that?
It would have been November 20.
I wonder if that's right.
It's kind of a hard graph.
So, yeah, I mean, it must have been when they launched.
It could have been one of those events like they did the Travis Scott one a few years ago.
And I know a lot of people do that.
They've definitely got it down.
I mean, just.
Just looking back when I used to play video games a lot, it was like you release the game
and that game runs for a year and then they, you know, for Call of Duty or whatever, they
release another one.
Now it's like they're just using the same game and then just changing stuff, which is
pretty smart, you know.
They do it with Grand Theft Auto and all that.
I most prefer it, too, because you get so used to the game.
You just want, like, fresh features, something a little new.
It's pretty smart.
But you like the old ones or whatever.
It is really smart.
Ken, do you play video games?
You know, I haven't turned my Xbox on in a long time.
I've turned my Xbox on just so we could play it in the fish house, and it took a few hours
for that thing to update, so it would work.
Didn't you just buy a new Xbox?
I did.
I did just buy a new one.
For what?
My new house.
But do you have, what's wrong with, you couldn't put the old Xbox in a new house?
The old one's like four or five years old now.
But it's the same thing.
I don't know.
It's just got a new one.
I don't know.
Ken wants everything new in his house.
I think we're finding out why Ken's house bill is getting more and more expensive.
Yeah, Ken, so how's your house going, bro?
This is crazy.
How's your house going, bro?
Because I thought you would be living in there by now, and I would be living in the guest
room, you know?
Maybe Ryan would show up, and we'd have a fucking TikTok house.
Like, what is going on?
You're not even living there.
I'm still living at my parents' because my house is all torn apart.
Ryan's still living at his dad's because his house is all torn apart.
So you're living in this fish house.
When are you going to move in there, and when can we come in and form this collective, a
powerhouse for TikTok?
So I ordered carpet for the bedrooms upstairs.
I ordered carpet for the downstairs in probably December, and it was supposed to be like a
beige-y taupe color, and it showed up straight up blue.
Oh, fuck.
Sounds nice.
I can't imagine.
So they're like, okay, we got to get new carpet on order, and it's just every two weeks.
Okay, it's supposed to be on this truck.
It's not on that truck.
It's supposed to be on the truck in two weeks.
Not on that truck.
So just carpet is your only holdup?
So just carpet.
Bro, I'll run to Menards.
We'll have that shit stapled down by sundown.
That's true.
We could go and just wrap this up.
Yeah, but it's not the carpet I picked out, though.
It's like, I want the carpet I picked out.
Give me nine beers and turn the lights off, and we'll be good to go.
I think if everyone's living all over, maybe everyone should just start living at the shop
for the next couple months.
That's a fun idea.
See what Evan and I do at midnight.
Oh, my God.
Well, to be fair, the girls have already seen, I suppose there's not much left to be seen
on Evan.
Left up to the imagination there.
So that is fair, but I think the shop, although we have. We have a fantastic cleaning lady, is a little too dirty due to some of the activities that
go on here.
For the women to want to live here, they just would not want to.
They could clean it.
You'd be like spilling your Cheetos as Alex is vacuuming over.
Like, if you'd vacuum here, you'd go over there and start eating Cheetos, probably drop
it, then walk on top and crunch more.
Gavin already fucking exploded a bag of Cheez-Its in the back of my Raptor.
If I dropped a Cheeto, I would pick it up and eat it.
I think Alex could make it 24 hours.
And then she would lose her mind with how much stuff just gets left everywhere.
She's a clean freak.
Remember how our old shop had carpet in the bathroom?
Oh, God.
That's so disgusting.
That's so crazy.
Remember how the old shop, our very first shop, the upstairs was like really short,
so you had to like crouch to like walk around.
Like, I'm talking like probably what, four feet tall?
Five?
Maybe five.
Sounds perfect.
So very short, but you'd have to like crouch, and we had like all of these mattresses just
kind of laying around.
Laying around up there, and then like a couch that had like a pullout, and like we would
all sleep up there all the time.
Like, I mean, I'd live there for like a week on end at some points.
It was wild.
It was fun.
It was a lot of fun.
We could do that again, but I just don't know if that's the move.
Have mattresses just laying around.
Just random mattresses would be pretty.
But anyways, back to the Cheez-Its that were exploded in my car.
I don't want to talk.
We had recently picked up another T-shirt.
It was a TRX for a video we have coming up.
I thought you were calling him a T-Rex.
No, he's more of a bull in a china shop.
But we helped ourselves to the dealership snacks after purchasing the vehicle because
we figured, well, we deserve these.
So we really took a good loot.
Anyways, someone threw a bunch of them in the back of my truck, and Gavin goes to hop
in.
Instead of just shifting the bag of Cheez-Its over, he just sits down like a hydraulic press
on this thing.
And the bag. The bag explodes.
So then they crunched up Cheetos, explodes everywhere.
And then he goes, oh, Ryan's driving alone.
I'll ride with him.
And then he hops out.
And then Don turns around.
Don turns around and goes, he just exploded that bag of Cheetos.
I look back.
Oh, shit.
But I'm not even mad.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not mad at all.
Because like, I don't know.
I just feel like that's what comes with hanging out with you, Gav.
And that's expected.
And that's my burden to bear.
I really appreciate that.
And that is just kind of being a part of my friend.
Exactly.
Stuff is going to get broken and messed up, but we're going to have fun doing it.
But I love you so much that I'm going to let that happen.
And I like hanging with you.
Thank you.
I'm just so glad to have you back, Gav.
I haven't seen you in a long time.
Last time I saw you was what?
December?
Vegas, yeah.
Yeah, so. Way too long.
It's a long time.
I've been missing you guys.
It gets lonely up in Colorado sometimes when I'm there for, you know, five days alone.
Were you getting worried that maybe we were cutting you off or something?
No, not really.
I still talk to Ben every other day.
every couple of days.
Oh shit,
I didn't think about that.
The,
you ever finish that lego set freak that lego set i don't even want to think about that like
what's your deal with legos you don't like that i don't have the patience for that it's like the
same thing i don't have the patience for video games i want to be on a three-wheeler i want to
be doing some some shit like i'm bad dude like i've come to a realization that i love stuff with
a throttle like anything with the motor i have a problem i just want to go and do donuts all the
time i just want to go and fucking rev something up extremely bad constantly like 24 7 that's
yeah that's not a bad problem to have you kind of shifted the blame over but what is your actual
problem with shovels i don't have a problem with shovels whatsoever i have a problem with not
knowing where i'm trying to dig and what i'm digging for actually i knew what i was digging
for but i didn't know where i was supposed to dig that was the only part that irked me
we did kind of leave on bad terms there did we i haven't seen you since i guess well don't freaking
a freaking well let me let me rephrase that i wasn't on bad terms with you but have you buffed
things out with dalton
you
get the punch in the face
come on don't give me still angry oh i heard you say that in the last week's video too when you
were talking mike made fun of me saying come in or whatever and then you go oh i just wanted to
punch you no no that was a total mike thing that was a total punch to the screen punches tv you
gotta get socked in the face one day and you'll never talk shit again wait hang on hang on i'm
just confused how come it's not fine when i do it but it's fine when evan does it because that's
right there uncle
stay stuck to me and stuff i mean he's fucking 33 now you're 19 running around and i'm not
yes you are how old are you what does age have to do with anything and i'm not that age i'm not
gonna i i love you guys but i'm not gonna agree i have that relationship i have that big brother
type relationship okay with evan that's where the you know the age comes in you don't like it
you don't like it when dalton comes in and starts disrespecting thank you that's because you've
maybe been here i wouldn't say it's disrespecting correct correct man i just don't have that
relationship with him you know evan has the right to pick on me and evan what'd you say that you
guys can hang out more than him which is not true this is true this is true i'm putting way more
shifts at the bar with evan than you and i ever will ever will
did this start when he chased you down on the dirt bike oh that started the whole flight oh that was
a big reason i was already nabbing at me before but when i looked at him in the eyes and i said
you weren't looking at his eyes you know it's funny
you know what's funny is you're not the victim here okay so don't play the victim you're a grown
ass man don't play the victim i thought you were talking to someone else no i'm talking to you he's
like oh he's so mean to me he's so mean he's so mean there's no way he's talking to me right now
and who was the naked person that was chasing gavin dalton okay we me and spenny both were
hold on now so who in that situation would you consider the victim and who would you consider
honestly in that whole scenario no one was the victim because we're all having a fun time and all
of a sudden bang snaps it goes crazy like everyone was having a good time you didn't and then that
killed the vibe good i'm glad i killed the vibe well we have actually told this story on the
podcast a while ago but essentially dalton was riding his dirt bike naked chasing chasing gavin
around while gavin was on his three-wheeler which was fun and game and he cornered him
which is gonna happen when you're on and he
he just wasn't as maneuverable
extremely uncomfortable thank you and gavin couldn't get away he didn't want to ditch the
three-wheeler a man never leaves his three-wheeler it's like going down with the ship no you can't
leave your ship right there and so that's what started this feud and then a couple days later
we buried a three-wheeler underneath set underneath one pile of sand but there
were seven piles of sand we gave gavin a shovel and we said find the three-wheeler he said i'll dig
i'll dig if i have to and we said okay you have to he didn't like that and dalton said oh little
pirate angry because gavin was wearing a pirate costume that's a classic
and so and that was the last time that we hung with
shred aids sorry no i think it's funny no you can call me that you can say that dalton don't
shred aids god someone's gotta sock you in the face one of these days all right so now you're
seeing that that was a perfect example that was a perfect example actually that was the last time
gab was around yep there was a little bit of turmoil between you and dalton mostly because
dalton started it out with the whole riding around naked thing and then the little pilot angry really
really pushed you over the edge that made me so mad i didn't want to just sock him on camera but
that's like i've never actually punched somebody in the face and i've never met somebody so
deserving of it even why why why little pirate angry because i'm the furthest from a little
pirate and i was already angry so i don't need to be called that you're like i can control my
emotions i can control my emotions that's why your face is still looking pretty dude i will say this
no no no no gab is one guy i would
not want to unleash on me like he's a like a kangaroo shit house i appreciate that and i do
have enough anger in me to do some damage if i had to that was the first thing i asked you when we
first met i was like how many bar fights have you been in just because you just you're built like
that yep and i knew you to be a crazy redneck which you are right i didn't know that you had
also a soft side to you you're you're a loving guy i am a loving guy and i'm a protective guy but
oh god so here's what i'm confused by okay oh so
no i'm confused help me help me understand please enlighten me so we're friends right now
you think yeah we are friends i told you my voice pisses him off god you sound like a girl keep
going if we did a test count mine is way higher than yours for sure oh you want to bet we could
actually get that set up let's do that because i've been interested to see where my test level
is both those two jerk off into a little cup and then we bring it in that'd be insane why is it
i piss you off so much when we're boys off camera but on camera i say something and it just gets you
so fired up still even off camera you piss me off even like you're downstairs trying to put a
freaking one of those mouse traps on my butt and then you threw it at my cock good you threw it at
my cock after but i didn't come at you and say i'm gonna fucking punch your face in you deserve
one so bad you do you somebody has never punched you in the face and you needed it someone has
actually well you need one more maybe why why do you insist on punching your buddy in the face
because i'd say you're my buddy but nobody's taught you the lesson that you need to be learned
what is the fucking lesson gavin not to be a douche and how exactly am i being a true douche
besides then poking fun at your friend a little bit me and evan poke fun all the time we don't
fucking say we're gonna punch each other's face and it was the whole being naked chasing them
were you jealous that i was jumping on the fmx ramp and you weren't that was sick but
if the opportunity presented itself this is the only way i know how to squash beef between friends
would you guys box each other all day any day of the any day of the week did you say yes i'll do it
any day of all right i will box him dude i cheddar cheddar's promotions is coming out
this week i am that would be insane i uh i'm ready i i don't even know what happened i don't
i think that it's not very athletic and i think that dalton's probably got longer arms than you
dude it's just it comes down to
stamina and athleticism and long arms is gonna i would say i'm in way better shape gavin's gonna
be tired after three punches let's get a measurement here's the thing you guys don't
want to measure it with a good old-fashioned sperm count this is not a wrestling match it's
a boxing match gavin you gotta remember that but gav gav does have an insane iron yeah man we'll
have to see yeah so don't get get away from quitting taking eyes off so do you think there's
ever a chance that you two could be friends and potentially spend more time hanging out
at the bar than you and evan have gavin no i do i do i like him and does he have good means yes
he is good we like the same music we both you know have the same beliefs all that type of
but there's oh here's what i'm doing i don't want to go too far because i love it i do i love
him but i hate him no i love him i gotta say dalton you do a fantastic job of riling me up
on camera and then the camera shuts off and you're just normal ken's coming exactly no point proven
you do a fantastic job of that because
you're just like i am about ready to punch you sometimes on camera and the camera shuts off and
it's like oh okay we're normal but that's the thing is like off camera i have the ability to
just shut it off and go back to normal but you are still so fired up from on camera that you're
basically closing your brain off to the opportunity of a good relationship with me that's the issue
me and ken closed off me and ken we're chilling because off camera he knows that i'm just a normal
fucking guy i'm a good guy i'll help you with anything whenever i'm always here for you but
you can't fucking accept it
that because you're like this dude's a fucking dick he's he's riling me up all the time he's
calling me a douche like no dude i'm i'm a good guy off camera on camera i can be a little dick
it sounds like he's like trying to like keep his girlfriend that's breaking up with him no
i'm a good guy i know but i just for you gab you come into the boxing match on a three-wheeler
correct okay dalton you come in naked on a dirt bike oh
losing my shit you're just pissed so is that good then like you're riled up before
the fight losing my shit oh my god i don't even know what he's showing me i thought about buying
this for when you came you should have god like i said i love you but i hate you i do well you
you do mean well and you are good shit i will give you that and you are an amazing editor and
filmer i don't even want to get into this right now you're good you are good you just deserve
one good punch in the face and all of our problems will be solved no no they're your problems not
mine they're the world's problems how the world having to deal with you no one all right cheddar's
promotions when can we expect this event i mean am i really that hard to deal with any of you no i
think you're i think you're a good guy dalton i do i like you you're my buddy i love both of you
i think you're a good guy too i love you you are getting red right now you're getting you're
getting heated he's just hot he's sweating i always run hot if you guys want you know cheddar
promotions we'll we'll put it in the description box and we'll put it in the description box and
put it together for you but i think uh if you want to i am down i'm not gonna just say that
it's gonna end in just a boxing match because i am not losing that so i will fucking talk i don't
care i will dude i'll tackle him i'll do it no you can't tackle in boxing i'm just a bull and a
child you think i have the finesse to win a boxing match no but i have to probably wouldn't take him
on in a boxing match then you just answered that i mean no i would still go in there i'm just saying
i'm not losing that's the only thing what you just said made no fucking sense i'm saying if you're
too much you're getting your ass tackled and i'm gonna fucking make sure i win that's not boxing
that's disqualification you lose this might have to happen you might get disqualified then that's
fine that counts as a loss i'll take it as long as i don't look like a little but you biatch if
you're cheating you do look like a little whatever you just said box i'm just a freaking yeah but you
can't cheat to win so here's the thing about it though gav is you'd have to go into it knowing
that you're boxing
correct which is seems to be the hurdle that we're gonna deal with right now and being okay with if
you do lose you gotta shake hands and you squash the beef that's that's what squashed the beef
okay like jake and gavin when they got in the ring correct squash the beef yep and there's still some
tension there's still some tension right which i think was maybe not clarified like as soon as as
soon as we walk out of this ring as soon as that bell things right the beef is squashed there can
be no more comments
i think sometimes with fighting when you fight someone it goes one of two ways is the beef is
either squash and there's a mutual respect or it only gets deeper and there's just an even bigger
hatred you know deep down the only way in my opinion this beef gets squashes if i lose like
that's the only way because if i win then he's just gonna hate me even more because then he's
gonna be pissed off that i won no i'll still hate you no matter what even if you see you're still
gonna hate him i hope the viewer can understand that this is like what is going like
this is a one-sided beef and i honestly don't think at this point i'm at fault because i've
apologized for the stuff that i have done on camera but then off camera i've been chill
and now it's dragging on back to on camera again gavin have you ever heard the saying
the only person hurt in a grudge is the holder i have heard that maybe something to think about
on jesus man would you rather box dalton or uncle preston oh we're gonna we're gonna bring up the
people we got going on right now dude i am i try and keep everything so real but there's little
things that piss me off and i uncle preston's the man i'm not getting into that right now i don't
want to get into any more beef we're not talking about beef anymore whatever uncle preston thank
you for calling me out and sorry about the 350x talking all that shit yeah it was funny yeah i'm
not that big of a beef guy i like to just keep things real and i will dude i oh i don't even
want to get into it anymore yeah okay all right next topic
the one thing is gap if you do want to have this event happen you could call up your buddy
jake paul and he could train you that's true you were which would actually be crazy which would be
amazing i might have to make that phone call just so i can actually you know be a real boxer it's
yeah i mean that's probably my only way of actually being able to you know fight in a
fair boxing matches there's one thing he can't teach you in particular is what is how to catch
me remember the last time remember it fourth of july weekend
when you peed in his boot because he because he peed my hat i forgot about that see little shit
like it's funny that's no pause you peed in my fucking hat first that's how it started on accident
how do you accidentally penis it was a brand new stetson he peed in it and then i peed in his boot
his payback but i put a sock in there so it wouldn't soak his whole boot up i took the sock
out thank you and then he chased me around for a little bit and his boot wasn't really that wet
and it was all resolved but he couldn't catch me it was wet enough
for him to put his foot back in with a sock and then he took him off when he came back in my house
and he had one wet footprint as he was walking around my house which i'm assuming was your pee
which honestly i again i thought it was funny but you know uh going back to my fiancee who
is a clean freak maybe she didn't love it but peace sometimes can be maybe clean i was trying
to you know like if you get stung by a jellyfish what do you do you have someone pee on that part
so i was trying to
just justify it that way so gab i'm gonna end it on this i gotta go at it but i love you as a person
and a friend you just get too riled up i don't get too riled up i keep no please don't interrupt
any oh please don't interrupt i keep my calm you're getting riled up right now
listen don't even get me started because i'm so i am the calmest and the realest guy you will meet
go ahead yeah can we can you breathe practice i'm able to keep it way calmer than i want to
listen go ahead if this is an age thing where i'm younger than you and i pick on you and you don't
like that i get that but like when we're boys off camera and then i give a little chirp on camera
but then you hold the grudge off camera again like it doesn't make any sense anyway i just all right
yeah well yeah i want to edit later we'll put a pin in that and move on very mature of both of you
hi gab you're doing great buddy thank you brother i miss you mike thank you very mature of both of
you um okay i'm gonna go ahead and i'm gonna go ahead and i'm gonna go ahead and i'm gonna go ahead
uh what are you moving on what do you guys uh what'd you guys think of the hockey game yesterday
usa amazing amazing out of both teams dude canada amazing team usa it was just so fun to watch i
don't watch a lot of hockey but i woke up early and watched that game and i mean usa's goalie
like he's the he's the mvp it was just a great game well it seems obviously there's a lot of
division in the united states of america right now and yesterday seemed like a lot of division
the first moment in a long time where like my whole feed was full of patriots from both sides
of the aisle too but everyone was stoked yeah you know like it felt i don't know it felt like like a
uniting moment it's almost like the 1980s miracle on ice remember that when they beat the soviets
i don't know man it's just something about it too like it feels good that it was canada it was just
awesome you know like it feels even better like it obviously would have been sweet if they would
be anyone like call it sweden
but there's just so much shit talk between us and canada the neighbors well they're the go to
hockey too yeah i don't when it comes to hockey yeah i don't think it can be a gold medal if it
doesn't go through canada like you have to beat canada to win a gold medal i mean nhl is like
their nfl yeah and they have a lot better players too as far as they have a lot of players that come
come from canada yeah but like the top nhl players yeah played for canada yeah and i mean
it's like america's like third or fourth biggest sport so like yeah it doesn't even matter to us
great it was so fun to watch and yeah i think it was was uh i wish it could be every year i wish
they could do that year after year just because it's fun to watch but now we got to wait four
years you know that's why it's so big i know it is cool that like both those teams and obviously
wherever you came from if you play in the nhl and you're one of the top players you're probably
going to get on your country's team and obviously to be on team canada is going to be a lot harder
than to be on team mexico or well yeah
it'd be a lot easier i could south america but you know like sweden or something not not saying
they have a bad team but there's just more superstars that come from canada and same for
the usa but uh yeah i mean just to get all those players from their nhl teams and the whole nhl i'm
pretty sure the nhl went on pause for as far as games so they came and they practiced together for
i think it was only two and a half weeks i saw i mean it was like an all-star game
and they weren't playing for any money but they were playing fucking hard
gavin what are you knocking over over there now everything that was my fault on that one sorry
yeah i wasn't aware god it scared me how the building was coming down have a seltzer gav
that's what it sounded like that one time you banged your head off the building on the rails
through the whole place like that yeah shook the building i wasn't aware up until this olympics
that the nhl players couldn't play in it well they i think it was it was something with 2018
and 22 the nhl like made some big thing about they wouldn't put the season on pause or something for
those teams and they didn't play in it and they didn't play in it and they didn't play in it and
it was weeks during the year for them to do that well up until the reason i saw was because uh like
the nhl owners wouldn't let the players play that's what i was seeing i'm confused so right
now the american team doesn't have nhl players no it does this year like this year this year
it was also previous years had you correct right there's also something about i'm working on
insurance i'm trying to figure out how to for them to like get that policy to cover in italy
so you'd have to quit your team join the no you don't quit you don't quit it's just like previously
i'm pretty sure previously which ryan's checking on it you it was all amateurs so that's why
was such a big deal when you look back 1980 when team usa beat the soviets because those were that
was like their professional team like of the soviets they were like full-grown men and then
the the team usa that beat them were all kids that were either in college or just graduated
college in between the nhl and only a handful of those guys off of the uh like miracle on ice team
from 1980 went on to play in the nhl like really maybe like i don't know off the top of my head
maybe five five or six so there was previous absences in 2018 and 2022 due to disputes over
insurance travel cost and the break in the nhl season the 2022 absence was caused by pandemic
related scheduling issues nhl players are back in 2026 after a 12-year ban everybody is allowed to
play except for russian players are banned from
competing
as a team due to the ioc sanctions regarding the invasion of the ukraine got it okay so what year
what year did they start allowing nhl players to play in the olympics up until would you say 20
it was 18 yeah it was just 18 and 2022 so previously very recent to 18 well i thought
it had been like 2012 i remember he was playing in that like what year was it that you didn't
have to be an amateur to play on team usa nhl players were first allowed to compete
in the winter olympics in 1998 in japan following a 1995 agreement between the nhl
and a bunch of other things so prior to then for example the miracle on ice team 1980 that's why
they were all amateurs and it was an even bigger deal than it was but uh what was really cool though
is just like you know how like the nfl sometimes does like all-star games or like the mlb or
whatever and they do like you know that you get selected for the pro bowl and it's kind of like
that yes usually like flag football but it's just so lame because obviously they're not going hard
because they're like i'm not trying to fucking tear my acl for this and obviously though in the
olympics playing for your country that's way different than that but it was just cool to see
those guys going hard and i mean jack hughes took a freaking stick to the teeth and they showed it
in slow motion you know how hockey sticks flex when you shoot the puck like the the stick didn't
have a puck on it it was just swung so hard in midair that it was flexed before the puck was
then snapped him in the in like hit him in the teeth jesus broke his whole teeth can't believe
he didn't break and then he scores a game-winning goal he didn't even go out what a badass i mean
went to the bench for maybe a shift and then he came out but yeah dude those guys are just
another beast and i mean both teams were great dude it was awesome yeah there's gonna be a movie
made about it for sure you think so i don't know it's legendary you want to know something kind
of crazy that actually came up so i was scrolling through my dms the other day and this dude reached
up and basically was asking for help because he's been put into this ridiculous situation
that he didn't do anything to be in so there's this app called cheater buster and apparently
they're running a bunch of ads and basically they made him the face of it no and he's got a wife
and kids and he's been trying to get it taken down and basically went to his local police and
from the sounds of it he's the chief of police when he tried to like get them to help just goes
well you shouldn't be posting pictures online with your daughter then that's on facebook yeah
what a fucking that's so dumb so anyways but he's just having trouble he's asking if i know anything
we could do so how did they get the rights to use his pictures well they don't have the rights
that's the thing they just basically stole his picture i mean i can read the message off is that
that'd probably help essentially they found a random guy on facebook and they were like all
this make this guy like the poster of our of our app yes correctly and then this guy is just like
what the fuck like it had nothing to do with actually being a cheat yeah i'm just gonna read
the message off just because it'll make things easier for everyone which i scrolled back this
kid he was at one time a kid in 2018 he had messaged me my name is i'm 15 i love what you
guys do so he's been a fan for a long time um which i responded even back then anyways this
is what the message was first off if you do see this
i want you to know i'm a real person i love your videos i just wanted to reach out for help
this lady hiding behind multiple names online is and has been using my picture of me and my
one-year-old daughter to promote the app cheater buster using the photo of me claiming i am her
husband or i am a professor at her college and using my photo making the claims that i am cheating
on my girlfriend who i have have a daughter with i really want the
post taken down but every law firm i've talked to either says they cannot help me and i've got
one that said it would be ten thousand dollars before we even got to the lawsuit portion i talked
to a local deputy and he made it seem like it's my own fault for posting a photo of me and my
daughter on facebook i'm not sure what to do so i just wanted to reach out to someone with more of
a voice these posts have hundreds of thousands of views and it just sucks to be portrayed as a
cheater and you know what i'm saying i'm not sure what to do so i just wanted to reach out to someone
use my daughter for advertisement so yeah that was the message i'll look it up and just see what
we can find here i've been yeah scrolling through and i guess his stuff is all private now so i
don't really know what he looks like to see if it's him but that is crazy if you're gonna do ads
like that just use chat gpt to make some fake pictures of people they use luigi manjone in
one of them or main manguini or whatever the hell his name is that one guy bro do you think this is
even real do you think cheater buster is even a real like do you think it's legit
it's a scam it's gotta be just a scam site right what does it mean like cheater buster yeah like
what are they so it's an app where it's promoted by barstool sports vandy fair cosmopolitan well
you can good morning america buzzfeed tmz oh bullshit guys picture yeah that's perfect those
yeah so it looks like do they actually show links with those companies search their face
you can search their name um then what do they find maybe
they search across like just like a tinder and all that like they just drag the internet
maybe they maybe they search your face and then in case you're a cheater using a different name
probably grinder as well i'm sure there's some men that are in a relationship with a woman and
maybe they're bored they're going the other way i've not seen any pictures i'm gonna ask him to
send i'm gonna ask him to send some proof like when you know facebook accounts that have are
we dating the same guy i'm sure girls can go on there huh you've never heard of that no yeah
there's a bunch of facebook pages like
in colorado like are we dating the same guy have you been on that oh yeah you have really oh my god
gav how do you know because one of my friends sent it to me so do you have the picture no i got the
picture right here let me show me that's actually funny and did somebody respond to it there were
responses but somebody took it down yeah so nowadays i guess if you're a single dude dating
around you could wind up on that yeah i'm not i can't find the screenshots of it but somebody
posted me on there at one point were you proud of it i thought it was funny yeah
yeah i thought do you know who posted it no clue i didn't know is it like well all those pages
they clearly have never listened to the life wide open podcast with cbcv we could answer that
question for you real quick i'd imagine they put your picture on there people are gonna be like i
know that guy it was a good picture actually it was was it did you post it hey everyone
underneath is like oh but i want to anybody dating this guy heard he's crazy
crazy in the bed oh my god dude heard his three-wheeler collection is like insane too
dude don't even get me going on his pickup truck funny bro because girls have been loving the
collection lately and it's so i keep getting jammed up i got jammed up once and then i got
jammed up twice because of this girls all have girls in there it's all dusty and one girl went
and wrote a heart on one of my three wheels another girl came in and saw it and then of course two days
later i had you know i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
this other girl this was not two days later but two months later this other girl was in there
writing hearts on it now all of them are covered but it'll get you jammed up have we kind of blown
up your spot with your love life oh yeah oh i don't know in a bad way no in a great way in a
great way yeah so we've improved it it's been improved by a million now it's just hard to find
the right one though like it's now i'm in a situation where how do i even get married they're
like coming in droves like they're flooding in but it's a flock
you know i don't know it's just so hard i do want one wife but
on at this rate it's impossible well you used to be mormon so you could do two
or three or more i have thought about converting you could have three double wides on your
he has three different trailers with three different families yeah so they don't have
around they don't have to truly coexist they get to live on your property still have access to the
barn with the three wheelers and if you could figure it out maybe that'd be the way to go i
so many other things and i don't have the focus dude i think it would i could barely text one girl
back but gavin three wheels three wives don't put that in my head i might be making that party like
the 80s i don't know what else do i gotta say that would be like the 80s who knows where my
love life ends but i don't know are you getting all those three wheelers locked up into a prenup
oh all day long those are all iron clad but gavin it's gonna be hard because i'm willing to
bet you don't have a title registration for like any of them no none of them just one of them
so then what then what they're hers
and you claim they're yours end of the day they all get repoed no one gets them the lawyer collection
gone yeah i gotta figure out the numbers on that because that's not my name on the title give give
them to me that'd be a good idea just give them all the t-boys sell them a bend for pennies on
the dollar and then you have to buy them back for full price that would suck but i would do it
i'll reach out to our agent and see if she can do anything i mean she's good at getting shit i mean
realistically ken you could probably get this shit taken down you're good at getting shit taken
down off the internet and i just wiped him off the face of the earth he no longer has a social
security number i've never seen someone be able to remotely delete an e-sim
cj's so nervous ken's phone is in his hand right now he's just watching cj's phone is in ken's hand
yeah sorry sorry that's what i meant yeah i don't know so anyways pretty wild situation
but i was just curious what you guys thought about it that is wild and uh yeah yeah i mean
gavin be careful you're not a cheater you
you
can't be a cheater if you don't have a girlfriend wouldn't you just be honest like yeah just tell
your situation and say what's up what do you mean by tell your situation i let them know that yeah
you know i'll go on a few dates but i'm also still gonna go on the dance floor and have a good time
and be a flirt you're gonna be here for one night and then you're out not like that no no is that
how you say it ken i mean no but you're gonna be here for one night and then you're out i want you
out first thing in the morning she goes we're in a fish house i ain't living here no you just got
to be honest you should get on a show like
island or something like that would be insane if i got a six-pack i think they might invite me but
i'm still you would be good on a show like that like you're literally tv's wet dream
honestly i think you should stay just the same because they need somebody that's got some
different exactly they don't need a dude that's looking all pretty boy uh-huh they need a they
need a guy like you rough around the edges yeah just a you know a normal looking dude i appreciate
i'm not good looking no no no you are a good looking guy but just like a normal
you know a peep a person for the real men to to think yeah yeah the real women and yeah they
throw a couple big girls on that show because they have to be inclusive if gavin went on one
of those shows they could just fire the whole production staff and then just let him run no
no they're gonna need the production staff they could fire everybody else so they're not making
a show anymore like just just let the let the filmers run wild and then all like the producers
whatever their whole plan was just
just keep a camera on this guy 24 7 mix in a three-wheeler every once in a while oh oh baby
it'll be good oh baby is right no hopefully if somebody has a love dating show hit me up i'm down
for it oh yeah we have a love dating show we've done it multiple times well i was talking to you
worked out for six months it did work out for a little bit there you still have her three-wheeler
i still have it she i asked her if she wanted it she let me keep it give it to her that's kind of
she handed the ring back that's what i was saying
well i was already talking with gavin about maybe running speed dating back for him getting him back
in the swing of things but uh maybe doing in tokyo this time so how do you feel about how do you feel
about maybe something like that going international i like it i like it a lot maybe australia would be
an awesome choice too but i'd be down for tokyo i think they have a very traditional culture with
the women which you would like like like she would probably make food for you clean the house
there'd be no dust on those three-wheelers
but he doesn't like sushi oh yeah big big what i don't like all right let's scratch tokyo how about
the language barrier you think you could overcome that no i'd probably get frustrated they do know
honda's though they do know honda's they do know honda they make honda's yeah bro imagine you fall
in love with the daughter of the ceo of honda if she's watching right now good god dude that'd be
the best thing ever oh i'd run it just to marry her she's watching marries her and then single-handedly
honda to start producing three-wheelers again my daughter has one wish on her wedding day
to bring back three-wheelers that'd be the best thing ever they shut down the jet factory or
something actually making money and then open up three-wheelers you guys are fired
yeah yeah they really do make everything and i'm sure they run forever oh dude it's a honda
they use their airplane budget on three-wheelers that's a lifelong goal of mine is bringing back
a gas-powered three-wheeler would be a-mazing what do you
make in progress you'd have to become a politician or just become the president
don't laugh at me yeah i think you'd still have to probably go to through congress in order to
make that happen what would you run on what do you mean why should people vote for shred 80 why
should people vote for shred 80 because i think i'm a person that could bring everybody together
i get along with any group of people just the same as i get along with you guys like
i think that's my biggest you don't get along with dalton but anyways carry on
no i think that i you know nobody can there's a couple people out there that can mesh with a
group of people like i can but i can literally you give me a group of people i'm meshing with
the same people and i think i could bring everybody to have the same realization on a lot of stuff i
think you should start small gab maybe run for mayor oh i don't think i would be a president
ever but well i think you guys start small though it's still possible start small run for mayor i
have a buddy named jake coulter he's running for mayor okay and uh kind of learned the ropes you
know running for mayor it it's a lot tougher than you think sometimes you think you met you shook
enough hands and kissed enough babies and then a dog just scoops that mayoral like win right out
of you i mean sometimes you really gotta like take those losses and then eventually you'll
you'll learn and then maybe you just send it and then president and we'll see how far you go
well it's not a bad idea gavin if you were to run your speed dating video back is there any
location in the world that you would uh prefer just due to the type of women that would be hanging
around that area oh that's a really good question i would have to say probably florida or uh somewhere
in the south somewhere you know florida alabama you think southern oh all day long southern based
off based off my previous tinder research really that's where my type of women are okay yeah so
like alabama alabama louisiana any of those places even tennessee man tennessee tennessee
I don't really like Tennessee that much.
Why?
I don't know.
I just think Nashville's overrated,
and that's probably going to piss a lot of people off.
Any Tennessean would say that's like saying you don't like Minneapolis,
so you don't like Minnesota.
That's very true.
I redact my statement.
I don't like Nashville.
I think Tennessee's sick.
I mean, they have very pretty hills, everything about it.
They do.
Yeah, very pretty.
And then downtown, you can't get better for a country music life.
I redact my statement on Tennessee.
But Nashville you don't like?
I shouldn't say I don't like.
I just would rather not go there.
Just so you know, Gav, all of the senior leadership of Honda,
China has privacy rules apparently for rich people,
so you can't look up their daughters.
Oh, well, okay.
Makes sense.
That's a small bump in the road.
It's not that big of a bump.
Not really.
Maybe I can look up their wife, and then we can make a decision.
What if you did a video or something like riding my three-wheeler
across the Great Wall of China?
That's a viral-ass video.
A wheelie on the Great Wall?
Is that allowed?
Is that allowed?
I have no idea, but does it matter?
Japanese jails got to be not even that bad.
I just hate China.
You go there, it's probably a Dixie cup full of water for one week,
and that's all you're getting.
Dude, I hate the idea.
Some black dungeon.
At least if you dropped the soap, it wouldn't be so bad.
Why?
What do you mean by that?
Well, compared to if you were to go to jail in Africa, per se.
Statistics.
Statistics.
Statistics.
You spit it back.
That was crazier than you guys think it was.
That was fucking crazy, bro.
I thought I was pretty good.
That was crazy.
That was funny, though.
So where do you put America on that list?
Above average, but we have all walks of life.
I don't know, man.
I ain't going to jail, and if I do, I'm not dropping the soap.
But I'm just saying, Gav, if you went and you drop everything,
you're probably going to drop the soap, so.
I'll be all right.
There could be worse countries.
I'm fucking all the soap over.
They're going to be like, this guy.
Knock everyone's towels over, everything.
Gosh, damn it.
That'd be a nightmare.
Who's the new guy?
Hey, fellas.
See, that's how.
Gav would make friends with every single gang.
He'd make friends with every gang.
I think I probably would.
They don't exactly have three-wheelers,
but I think they have those three-wheeled carts are pretty prevalent over there,
so you could relate on that.
Like the one that I crashed?
Oh, yeah.
The moped.
The moped.
I missed that thing.
I wish I got to ride it more than two minutes.
When you hit the dirt.
Brian, that was fucking awesome.
You should try to.
You should get on Timu or whatever.
I bet they make them.
You should order another one.
They don't make them on Timu, but you can order them from China.
It's like a Tao Tao or something like that.
I love that thing.
That thing was sick.
Dude, my neck just compressed.
I saw that video the other day.
When you hit the ditch?
When I hit the ditch, yeah.
You had a lot of good times on that day.
All 16 seconds of it.
Seven seconds of seat time.
That was a funny one.
And then the moped one just came up in my feed the other day, too.
When you ate shit, grabbed the front brake?
Yeah.
Come on, Gab.
I want to hear it.
Oh, boom.
Just smacked my shit.
That was a good one.
I'll admit, it was me and Dalton.
We were running that clip back.
We watched it about nine times.
Did you?
You bounced.
Not as much as you bounced on the back of the half pipe,
but you're just almost impressive, huh?
What do you think your favorite crash is?
Oh, really good question.
Give us top three.
I'm interested.
Top three?
I'm intrigued.
You got me on the edge of my seat.
Top three crashes?
All right.
But in that top one, we're going to probably say.
No, you got to start at three.
Oh.
Start at three?
Yeah, and then work up to the top one.
Ooh, start at three.
I mean, you want to know which one?
I could put this one at three is when I knock.
Yes, we do want to know.
That's why we asked.
I know.
I'm about to knock.
Not to tell you.
Probably when I smacked myself on the side of the building right here.
That's number three.
Okay.
On the half pipe.
It doesn't have to be like the worst one, your favorite.
Like what are you-
Your favorite video footage to show people.
Or maybe you bounced off the ground and were just juiced.
Oh, just juiced?
It's your favorite.
I'm trying to pick up some niche ones.
We're going to start with number three.
Number three is coming out of the merch warehouse.
The perfect tuck and roll.
That was great execution on that one.
That was a great one.
Textbook execution on that one.
Number two, we're going to put is the body slam.
Because the body slam did feel good.
That one I did get pretty pumped up about.
It felt good.
Which one was it?
The body slam.
Moped?
No, the body slam.
Which body slam?
Every one was a body slam.
The first rail?
Where you just bounce on the deck.
Oh, yeah.
You did bounce like a rubber ball.
The first one was gnarly, man.
I was fresh off a two-hour long flight.
The boys were already firing.
Dude, this day has been full of stunts.
You weren't off the flight.
We were at Zorba's.
What?
Came from the flight?
Came from the flight, then straight to Zorba's, and then we ended up here.
That's back when you, yeah.
Yep.
Back with, yeah, don't talk about it.
Your other girl.
Yeah, that old fling.
And then number one's going to have to be the tuck and roll at Snowden.
That's number one?
That's a good one, though.
It was a heavy soft landing.
That was a lit one.
I'm surprised you put that above the warehouse one.
I know, but there was just something about it, man.
Nobody was expecting it, and it just happened.
It was textbook on that one as well.
You're right.
I got the neck down in time, and then I had it locked in so much,
I knew I had a twist just in case that 250R came on my back.
Dude, your crash reel was insane.
It was unreal.
It was unreal, bro.
The two I'm tied between is you rolling the Valkyrie trike in the pit.
Oh, that was a bad one.
And the other one is when you just blacked out and boner aired your 250R off your trailer.
Oh, yeah.
That was funny, too.
I forgot you did that.
Yeah, those are bad ones.
He's still holding on to the thing while he's upside down.
And the way you hit the ground, it's like, oh, my God.
Yo, when you slammed on your wallet.
Dude, I still think your wallet was the only thing that saved you that day.
Oh, I guarantee it was.
My ID is still broken because of it.
That was crazy.
I forgot about that one.
Yeah, dude, that one was an unreal one.
Holy crap, the amount of crashes I've taken.
What about you, Ben?
Anything unmentioned?
The moped.
That was a good one.
Moped when he hit it.
When he hit the ditch.
That's still my number one.
When you grab too much front brake.
And that one was funny.
Can I hit the ditch?
Yeah, of course.
It's yours.
Piles into the culvert.
Quick shout out just to when I sent Gavin's head off the roof in the Jeep.
Like, that was another one of my favorite shredding moments.
Or the slingshot.
Oh, oh, oh.
The slingshot was insane.
The slingshot footage was insane.
What about, oh, my gosh.
Rainbow rail.
What about when you went end over end in the Odyssey?
Yeah.
The pilot, the Honda pilot.
In the pilot.
Dude, that one was rough.
We were fine.
That was crazy.
That was 20 minutes after the Goldwing.
We had just got done sending the Goldwing to the moon.
And then next thing you know, we're wrecking the pilot on the same job.
Sometimes I forget about that one.
That's a very good one.
That's another really crazy one.
You grabbed the cage once again.
Dude, I don't know how I keep getting a hand in time.
I don't know how my hand hasn't been crushed.
I know.
That was a bad one, too.
It's like you have the, you can't remember not to grab it,
but you remember to move it out of the way just in time.
Barely.
Dude, whatever the hell you did with the freaking Hilux.
That was so stupid, and I should not have rolled it.
I'm blacking out.
What the hell is a Hilux?
When he hit the side of the jump and just whipped it.
Oh, the intentional roll.
We thought I did that on purpose.
I wish I did that one on purpose.
That one was so stupid, too.
Is the Hilux okay?
Dude, it sat upside down for three days.
Motor was locked up.
We let all the oil come down for about two hours.
Cranked right up.
Ready for another road trip.
Those things are bulletproof.
They are actually freaking bulletproof.
So, I think we're going to be taking it up to Robby,
and he wants to help fix it up.
If he can fix that thing up.
Robby, he's the dude.
Robby, he is the dude.
He said that he could put it back together.
If there's anything that's broken, he can fix it.
Apparently, that's what the people are saying.
The problem is, it's going to come back too nice.
That's what I'm scared of.
There's no in-between with him.
I'm starting to see, I see the other things he builds,
and I see our Hoonicorn, and I'm like, everything's perfection.
Why don't you just maybe hold off on that
until he's done with the Hoonicorn.
Don't give him another break.
Don't get him distracted here.
Would you guys consider me an off-road YouTuber?
Yeah.
What the hell else would you be?
Because I was, I got invited.
I would consider you an all-terrain YouTuber.
I wouldn't call you an on-road YouTuber.
I got invited for the Matt's Off-Road Games,
which I'm stoked about, but he goes,
I'm talking to the guy that invited me to go with him.
Like Matt?
No, no, the guy that I'm going to be doing it with Fabrats.
And he goes, yeah, we're an off-road YouTuber,
and we have to find somebody that's a non-off-road YouTuber
to be our partner.
Oh, so that's why they asked you?
So I guess I'm a non-off-road YouTuber.
Oh, but they're considering, like, Jeeps and shit, right?
Or rock crawling.
Rock crawling?
Yeah.
Right?
That's probably what they mean.
That's kind of funny.
So you took a little bit of offense to that.
I was like, oh, I wonder if I'm not off-roader.
But I guess.
No, it makes sense.
You had to give us some context.
I think it makes sense in their world.
Different classification.
I got to interrupt this.
I just, I hate to bring it back up,
but I just got a text from Jake Sherbrooke,
and he says, bro, what's going on over there?
Laughing faces.
He says, Shred's in town for less than two hours,
and now Dalton wants to fight him?
Laughing.
He just called me and asked for a little boxing advice.
What is going on?
It's not that deep, bro.
Then he goes, I'm not going to lie,
that would be a crazy to-go-to watch.
Dalton isn't going to go ham if he has any chance to train.
He's going to, like, be at that punching bag
for, like, hours every day.
We've all seen Gavin take hits to the head.
He can get hit in the head,
and all he has to do is deliver a little power.
He's going to eat it.
There's no doubt that Gavin has some more power,
but Dalton's got some speed.
Dalton is an athlete.
This is like a lose-lose, honestly.
I guess with the whole Jake and Gavin thing.
It was over love.
This might be, though.
That's the thing.
I don't really think that either of them
are that much of psychos or, like,
beefcakes to do much damage to them.
Granted, Jake could obviously throw a good punch,
and Gavin's tough,
but you are a psycho,
and I mean that respectfully.
I love you.
Correct.
But you're a psycho.
In a good way.
You would go, like you've already said it,
you'll go after Dalton until he's on the ground, right?
And Dalton is athletic,
so I think that he'd be able to,
and he's got lengthy arms,
and I think he'd be able to, like,
really get some power behind it.
But, nothing.
It's so stupid.
Like, it's honestly not that deep.
Dude, we'll fly Rich in.
We will then get loaded.
We'll get him drunk.
It was his birthday,
so I give him the free pass on that one.
Referee Rich.
Dude, I think we need to run it.
I mean, there's no doubt that it would be amazing content,
but I agree.
Like, I don't really want to see either of you guys get hurt.
Well, I don't care to fight him.
I would love to just deliver one punch to his face
just so he learned his lesson.
Would you agree to that?
How about this?
If he got to hit you back,
you each got one free one.
You can't hit him and not,
but would you just do it one at a time?
What if you guys do Rochambeau?
Rochambeau?
No, I want it to be, like, real life in the moment.
He says something, I'm pissed off.
He gets a punch to the face.
Do you even know what a Rochambeau is?
Rock, paper, scissors.
No.
Rochambeau.
Rochambeau is when you guys,
so you just,
it's determined who goes first,
and you face each other,
and you kick the other person in the nuts as hard as you can,
and then they get to kick you in the nuts as hard as you can.
First one to fall down to their knees wins,
or loses.
That sounds so stupid.
How about a slap?
I'm kidding.
Maybe we meet in the middle.
We set up one of those little slap boxes.
I think you're better off,
I think you're better off boxing than slap boxing.
Just letting someone hit you in the face
seems like you're going to get hurt more than
if you're boxing, protecting yourself.
Purple nurple off.
You guys just twist each other's nipples.
Yeah, that's kind of gay.
Now we're getting a little bit more friendly.
I think you guys would like that.
No, it would hurt.
And you both just stand there twisting.
Whoever gets bricked up first.
And Ryan's going to film it in depth.
Challenge.
You guys both have to
take blue chew
and then twist.
Yeah, there we go.
And look at pictures of each other.
The nipple twister.
The purple nurple.
That's funny.
I'd rather box
because going up against someone
that's double my weight class
and almost twice my age,
I wouldn't either way.
He's like three years old.
He's not allowed.
I'm the youngest guy in here besides you.
I'm 25.
How old are you?
You're 20.
Bro,
he's five years older
than Double.
He's twice my age.
He's just trying to make everyone
out to be so old
and you so young.
I don't know.
What do you weigh?
220.
Dalton, you're 170?
170 on the dot, yeah.
Dude, I don't know.
This is all way out of proportion.
I think Dalton's good shit.
He just deserves one punch to his face
because nobody's actually delivered it.
Give me one reason.
I've given you plenty of reasons.
Yeah, I think there's enough reasons.
We're almost repeating ourselves at this point.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think we got to think on it.
No, it's just. No, we don't even need to do it.
Just next time it comes down to it
and he's trying to wrestle me,
don't be upset if I punch him in the face.
Like, you know,
when we got right before Reckless Golf,
a punch might go to his face
and that's all it's going to be.
Maybe you should do this civilly
like 18 holes at golf.
I'm losing.
I don't know.
Dalton's pretty bad at golf.
Especially when the camera comes out.
We found that out.
You think I'm any better?
You've seen my swing.
You should tell that story.
That's a funny story.
No?
Oh, sorry. We won't tell that story. Don't really want that story.
I don't know.
I just went on a date this past summer with a girl,
and I made the mistake of inviting Evan with.
Well, I didn't really invite him.
He came with.
Let me tell the damn story.
First, earlier in the day, you asked me if I wanted to go golfing,
and then later in the day you informed me that you're going on a date,
but Spenny's coming to film you, so I'm very confused.
So I go to the golf course.
I'm going to roll solo, end up running into you guys,
and then you say, well, you might as well play a couple of holes with us.
Okay.
So then what happened?
The buildup.
He's got the camera out, and he's filming.
You go off the tee box.
You explain that.
Yeah.
I just got to say, too, it's funny to me that Spenny's got the craziest film rig,
like way crazier than what we film our videos with.
I don't even know what the fuck you call it.
It's like a whole Hollywood goddamn production.
They're shooting a fucking movie.
Whatever it is.
It is.
It was a brand deal is what I was doing.
And, yeah, no, Dalton just tees up.
He's real serious.
He's trying to look good in front of the camera.
And his girl's there.
And just fucking hosel rocket like 17 feet off the tee box into the rhubarb.
Then he proceeds to, you were flustered,
proceeds to explain what a breakfast ball is and why that doesn't matter.
To his date?
Yeah, his date's sitting in the cart,
and he walks over there and grabs another ball and explains to her,
it's fine.
It's the first hole.
We can take a second one.
And what are you doing?
Oh, I'm laughing.
And then proceeds to do the exact same thing again.
So he hit, he duffed two of them.
Duffed two in a row.
And then what?
You started laughing even harder?
I started laughing really hard.
And then what?
We carried through that first hole.
Did he just pick it up or what?
No, I don't know.
He scraped it along.
We got through the first hole.
Gets to the second tee box and literally makes the comment,
because like on the first hole he can't use his driver,
but now the second hole,
he can.
I just need the driver.
Like, it's going to go better.
Piss missile straight out into the fucking wildflower.
It wasn't even close to the fairway.
It went to a straight left.
So what's the girl doing?
She didn't know what was going on.
I think she was literally so awkward,
you got me drinking beers, laughing my balls off.
Spenny being fricking Spenny running around with crazy cameras.
Fucking gimbal dropped up on.
Just flustered as fuck.
And I feel like she was just thinking,
why am I here?
Yeah, this is not the date I signed up for,
but he didn't make it through the second hole filming.
Is he makes it through the second hole?
And, uh, I don't know.
You did something stupid on the third hole too.
And we get to the end of the green on the third hole.
And you're just like,
yeah, you might as well just go ahead and,
uh, bring Spenny back to the car.
And, uh, yeah, you shut the whole thing down.
And she had a great time after you left.
I remember him actually telling me that I was like,
yeah, Evan was just laughing the whole time.
So I didn't get him out of it.
That's what was throwing me off.
The first hole after the first ball,
we all have bad first balls off the tee box sometimes.
But when he's uncontrollably laughing right next to you in your ear,
it just throws the whole thing off.
But for the record though,
I absolutely never laughed or messed with your backswing or even in the,
not even for like within a good amount of time of you hitting.
And I think that was the problem.
The problem is the silence was killing you.
Cause I can hear you quiet.
I can hear you take that breath.
Like you're getting ready to laugh.
Bro,
there's nothing funnier than one of your boys who is like actually a pretty
decent golfer when he's just duffing it just time after time.
It's pretty funny.
You don't really does murder the ball at times.
I know,
but it can't score,
but he can hit the fucking ball.
It's the perfect time for him to be duffing is when there's a camera and a
girl he brought with.
It was just such a crazy scenario.
Why bring a camera on the date?
Well,
cause that was the only shot I had to do that,
that brand because I'm going to first run with the new grips and I did,
they were white.
So I didn't want to get them dirty and then have to reclean them and do it
again.
So I just decided I'm going to do it that time.
Get it over with.
I only needed three holes.
I went on a second day with her actually.
And I go phenomenally.
So you took her golfing again.
That seems like,
wow,
you doubled down.
She was like,
Oh,
here we go again.
I told you she enjoyed it.
She enjoyed it.
So I took her on another date.
All right.
I think we've been going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I,
I,
the verdict's still out on boxing match.
I don't know.
We'll have to ponder it.
See you guys get hurt.
I don't know.
And I also got to take a dump.
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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Gav has been traveling extensively, including a recent trip to Australia with Spenny, where he bonded with locals and had a wild, unfiltered experience.
He formed a close, albeit competitive, friendship with Ian, a fellow three-wheeler rider, who challenged him on the track and ended up with a serious injury that required surgery.
The group’s antics in Australia included late-night parties, drinking, and memorable mishaps like a snake-filled prank and a cockroach-infested box during a bachelor party.
A major highlight was the "Big Kenning" dance, which became a viral trend and sparked a potential monetization opportunity in Fortnite.
The group reflects on their chaotic, fun-filled lifestyle—balancing humor, camaraderie, and physical mishaps like exploding Cheetos bags and prank-filled bar visits.
Tension exists between Gav and Dalton, sparked by a naked dirt bike chase and ongoing jokes, though both acknowledge a mutual respect and playful rivalry.
Gav expresses a deep love for adventure, motorsports, and freedom, often prioritizing action over routine or conventional activities.
The show ends with a humorous suggestion to host a real-life boxing match between Gav and Dalton as a resolution to their ongoing rivalry.
Summary:
The episode captures the chaotic, adventurous, and humorous lifestyle of a group of friends centered around extreme hobbies like three-wheeler riding and offbeat pranks. Gav recounts a recent trip to Australia with Spenny, where he bonded with locals, faced a rival three-wheeler rider named Ian who injured himself during a race, and participated in wild, unstructured events like late-night parties and animal-filled pranks. A standout moment is the "Big Kenning" dance, which became a viral sensation and sparked ideas for monetization in Fortnite.
The group also reflects on their shared love for chaos, humor, and spontaneity, including a memorable bachelor party prank involving exotic animals and a prank with a mousetrap. Tensions simmer between Gav and Dalton, fueled by a naked dirt bike chase and comedic jabs, but both acknowledge a deep, if playful, friendship. The episode balances self-deprecating humor with genuine camaraderie, celebrating the wild, unpredictable nature of their free-spirited lives.
It concludes with a lighthearted suggestion to have a real boxing match between Gav and Dalton to settle their ongoing rivalry, highlighting how their friendship thrives on conflict and humor.
FAQs
Dalton rode a dirt bike naked and chased Gavin around, who was on his three-wheeler. The situation became tense when Gavin couldn't escape, leading to a feud that escalated with further incidents like a shovel dig and a 'Little Pirate' insult.
No, Gavin never physically punched Dalton in the face, but there was a buildup of tension and conflict, with both men agreeing that such an incident would be a way to resolve their feud.
Gavin was given a shovel and told to find a three-wheeler buried under seven piles of sand. He refused to dig, and Dalton called him 'Little Pirate,' which angered Gavin and intensified their rivalry.
Despite the conflict, both acknowledge they are friends, with Gavin admitting he loves Dalton but hates the way he provokes him, while Dalton says he enjoys pushing Gavin's buttons to keep the tension in check.
Ken created a viral dance called 'Big Kenning' after a cold plunge, which became popular on TikTok and even inspired a rap song and a potential Fortnite emote, turning into a cultural moment.
Yes, they discussed boxing as a way to settle their differences, with Gavin expressing willingness to do so, though they acknowledged differences in strength and stamina.
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