Beatrice and Susan: the Happy Voyager and the Pure Lilly
42m 11s
The speaker shares personal anecdotes about enhancing appearance with hair extensions, feeling more confident with longer hair, and humorously relates it to a horse whose gray mane was dyed for a parade. They recount appearing on a TV show with guests including Rachel Ziegler, whom they found exceptionally beautiful and talented, and Niall Horan, whose makeup accidentally stained the speaker's top. The conversation shifts to the speaker's experience as Grand Marshal for a St. Patrick's Day parade, where they felt honored but shy and exhausted from public attention, emphasizing it was an unpaid role amid some public criticism. Throughout, the dialogue includes lighthearted digressions on celebrity fandom, podcast recommendations, and playful corrections of agricultural terms, blending self-reflection with casual entertainment banter.
This is a global player, original podcast. Hello and welcome to my therapist ghost me sorry to you on you actually. You took my breath away for a moment there have you still got the long hair? No, I've just been so bad. It's my own hair so again I'm happy to take the lead and put in the context. This is the way it works. That's why I just refuse us to provide. I just think everyone watches your Instagram like I do. Well if it's much better as many people listen to watch my Instagram or to have a lot more Instagram followers. I seem to let them down on that front. I do anything interesting in the scramble. Anyway, it's another conversation. I was doing I did the Claudia Winkam and Chacho on Friday. And as part of us because I was doing a new look as the kids of course, new look. And I asked hardly would he put extensions in so that I could look like a woman. And he did he put in these course extensions and then I had this lovely long trail of like feminine like a tail. And I was curling and I was playing with it. And I'm not going to lie when I say my male attention. Up to itself and that is science. Guys, I was more attractive. I felt more attractive. I felt sexier. I was kind of swishing through the eye of the plane flying to New York the next day. But that of course when I landed I woke up. They were. It looked like she know but I got off my head. There was ones hanging out here once fallen off there. No shade on hardly just obviously me pulling at them. And then I started to look like you were wearing clip. And so anyone to clip in is it a little day job? Not once that I get nails. No, it isn't a clip in but I was. This morning I looked like I have to do a couple of it today. Remember when Angelina Jolie. Members she had those. Hey, no stannos. Do you remember there was a photograph on the way. Yes, yes, yes. And the and the stannos went to a certain and then her own hair. It was so bad. But I was like what's obviously happened is Angelina has had a really good job done. Sorry. The day before or the night before and she just tried to rock them for a second day. And then she did with the hair style. Anyway, I decided to get them put in property. You're going to get full-time. There's certain things in life. And I know like everyone can choose to do what they want. But like having a hair because I used to go from short to long. You feel you feel a little I feel personally a little bit younger and a little bit better looking with longer hair. And it's the same that goes for a time. If I don't have a time on I don't feel as good. I don't feel confident. It's certain things that make you feel confident. It's a little lift and you know me. I'm very bad on my own hair. And I feel like I'm always going around. It's just pulled up. It's always a little bit messy even though I try my best. I try my best with it. I just don't have the eye for it. So I feel like if I have long straight stannos that I won't have to do as much. And I'll just be like I feel like a pretty little horse. I don't I don't think that's really the case. I gotta go. It's on my hair. Well, I know, but you still it still is hair. So it's just if anything it's going to add to your load. I just want you to know all the the facts before you gas 22 inch extensions to your arse. Well, I don't know what I'm just saying. If it looks like shit, I can't be blamed. It's not my hair. Fair. Okay. That's actually a good way. Do you know I met a horse the other day who who was wearing who was wearing you know I did. I met a horse yesterday. He was wearing he was an older horse and he was a free agent. So this beautiful black horse, but there was four of them and he was the oldest one Jasper. And they had to they put spray in his hair because he was at the parade. So they put that stuff the larial spray because he has a bit of a gray mane and they sprayed his hair. So he he looks fantastic. Hold on. They tried to spray the gray out of his hair for the impact. I say they didn't try to they did. He looked like a young. Full by the time they were doing with them. I assume she were going to say that they sprayed green white and gold, which you would have made more sense. But no, they shamed the horse. He's probably worked his whole life. That is so insulting to the horse. Okay. I saw him trot before and I saw him trot after and the the post spray trot was a lot more happy than the the pre spray trot. He felt like one of the guys. I'm sorry if you can't even age as a horse. Now he was swishing that tail like no one's business. What? I know you cannot age as a horse because then you'll end up making glue for people to sniff. Jesus Christ. He'll be on on horse island next trying to get apps for himself. That poor bastard thing's probably worked all his life carrying tons and tons of wankers on his back. And the last is last shredded dignity. He's got a book for the body. They break. I think even bow talks and spray the gray idol. He looked absolutely beautiful. And Jasper was, aren't you lucky to never nevety gray yourself? Folks, can you imagine what they were doing? She was twice in a make wear a wig like any of the orphaner curly anything to add youth to you. Well, they did say you need to get the stannos done before you're allowed to participate in the parade. And I said, fine, I will do this for you. I'm aware of where I'll make sure the hair looks. It's a joke. They didn't really say this. Come here to me. Tell me. So you tell us about the Claudia Winkam and show we want to know who was on with you. Okay. So because I was able to do the party. Say, right? Because I obviously want to know what about. We both don't talk to each other. So we both talk. Say, but I'll text me like you tell me and then I'll so we'll go. I'm more desperate. Go on. Yeah. We share information live now. And unless of course it's something incredibly sinister. And then I'll write quite a few of them is a delight. And that is like, no. So it's been it's been busy. It's been busy. Finish which I was in the Olympia to the late. They went back to the anti-Claudia. The Claudia was obviously everyone was called human. Come on. That's why she has a chat. And actually there was a really interesting episode on the podcast that we love. I don't know. This is entertainment. Richard Osman and Marina Hind. The rest. He quit. I know we quit. I can't believe he quit. I love Tim on that. But the other fellow who's coming in. What's his name? The world shactor Martin Sheen. Is that a same? Martin Sheen as in Charlie Sheen's dad. That's Charlie Sheen's dad, isn't it? I would imagine we'll be around. He'd be a friend. Michael Sheen. Michael. Yeah. Yeah. I like him as well. So he should do a fantastic job. I'm good. Michael Sheen. Is he here? Is he the lad who had the is he? Is he cake back and sells baby daddy? Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Where was I? Oh, sorry. Well, Claudia Winkerman. Yeah. They did a great episode on how it's gotten to this. Like how Claudia has come to this point in her life, which I thought was really interesting because they talk about how, you know, she's in the business 30 something years. I like this hasn't happened overnight. And they also said they said if you ask most people in the entertainment industry what they want to do, they will all say, Chachau. Yeah. Because he was I can't remember. I didn't really. He said it was because they get to look like they're interested in people and stuff. I actually think it's because you get regular screen time. It's really well paid. But it's also interesting that you are getting to try to really cool people. Yeah. But I also think you're in a job where the guests can help you do the lifting, if you know what I mean. No, not if you get by gas. But like, you know, it's different if you're interviewing very boring people all the time, but usually if this people an entertainment, they usually have a story to tell here and there and a bit of pizzazz about them. So anyway, he was like, it's everyone's goal as such. And I was very annoyed and was saying I read his book and he was saying that like they pair people to certain people together. So you're not just choked in with somebody who has the same times as you. So like with Robert De Niro, he said he had to be very specific. He put on Robert De Niro because Robert De Niro was quite like quite dull and just not like just what he want to do is isn't very chatty. So he has to get other people on that will like create a conversation around Robert De Niro, which I think is interesting, but they do it with different kinds of guests. And so I'm glad you were you were paired with. So I was on with our local man, Nahorn. Yeah, Rachel Ziegler. And our snow white Disney and who I had to see in a vision, I've been to the London play gym to see her and girls can't who I didn't we didn't know each other beforehand, but we got on like a house on fire. And so it was a really, really if I do say so myself fun for some five some including loyalty, of course, but like no, I was saying to your one Rachel, I'd say that it's in her and that I was obviously so impressed by her talent. And I that she was actually funny. I was considering having her assassinated. She's I was like, that's not fair. That's not fair. You can't have a loan like that. Yeah, yeah, please. You can't have loans like that and be and be and be witty. That's not fair. And she's I know it's I it's so interesting when you see insanely beautiful people in real life, because you're just kind of mesmerized. She is the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen. I just she's like a she's like a little Disney princess. Sometimes you're kind of like in all of people like that. You're just like, oh God, that's when you really feel it. You really feel your your number.
She was, yeah, for sure. Well, we're not even, I mean, I'm even including you. And this one, I'm even throwing you in the ugly band with me and comparison to her. And you know I always elevate you. - You don't leave in? - Yeah. - I would not come on. Like there's a few people that I wouldn't be in the band. - You're in the band, folks. I never put you in the band, just take us. - I'm sure she was a lovely girl, but like I wouldn't be friends or two pretty people. I wouldn't be good for the confidence on a daily basis. - I'm all set for look at you. - I wouldn't put the lid on you in the band, but you'd be in the band. - Okay. - And then Nile Horan, who I'd never mesh. We have a couple of mutuals, but I never actually met him. He's lovely, really, really nice. I met his girlfriend Mia as well. She was lovely. - Oh my God, I was about to ask 'cause he's still with the girlfriend. That's been a long time, no? It's been a long time, no? Yeah, yeah. So the whole thing was, and lovely. We got along great. I was wearing a gorgeous top that I bought in a vertical and some of the companies that I will be returning it to. Except now I'm not sure I can, but I'm gonna hook Nile. His makeup went on the shoulder. And now I was like, well, I either keep it, or I salad for more, 'cause it is Nile Horan's face. I know, I don't wear it. - You could either salad for more, or you could actually send him an invoice. - Nile, great to meet you the other day. Could I get your number? Just, why don't you just send him a message and it's going great to meet you. And then just, that's when you shoot over the invoice and it's just like, - I would try to get mine. - Yeah. - But at the moment it looks like I've Jesus face and toast. - Wait, do you remember all that? 'Cause it's Nile Horan. Every time he spoke, the girls were squealing and the audience and I was like, "Jesus Nile, it's really. " - I don't know if I could tell what that was squealing in my life. - Last squealing. - I was driving by the three-erine yesterday where my friend, Joanne, has a second show on sale. And she's there to lead us. Thank you. (laughing) - Bloggy, blog, blog, blog. - And I was driving by it. And I was driving by it like 10 in the morning. And there's people queuing up outside to go and see whoever was playing that nice. 10 in the morning, I said, "There wouldn't be a single person in the world." I'd queue outside like that for. - Sombra or something? Is there a band called Sombra? - Yes. - S-O-O-O-O-O-O-O. - Are you sure that they weren't doing a morning shower or a matinee? - No, it was an evening show. Now in front of us actually, when I think cast my mind back, I probably, if there was a chance of seeing Justin Timberlake, I probably would have sat outside in the morning. - What the hell? - Joanne, I wanna see that. Back in the day, Joanne, back in the day, I had no problem sharing him at my best friend Ashley. Like we were just, we had this whole plan of that event where we both get what I'm a, didn't matter who. Like we were seriously obsessed. Now I wouldn't have any interest now. I wouldn't queue up on the beer. I wouldn't queue up on the post office behind him now, but like, back in the day, I wouldn't love to see. It sports greatest soap opera, and we've got your VIP pass to all the drama. - This is Up to Speed, you knew Formula One podcast. - With me, Will Bucston, David Coolthard, Naomi Schiff and Joly Sharp. - Expect unfiltered race reactions, behind the scenes insight and blockbuster interviews. - Plus answers to the questions you've always wanted to ask. Like, do everyone drivers pass their driving tests first time? - Yes, spoiler, they don't. When the race begins over, we're here to keep you up to speed. - Listen and watch today. Search Up to Speed on Global Player. - Up to Speed. - If you feel like listening to more podcasts, my sister and I do a podcast called Vogue and Amber, and it is on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so different days to myself and Joansefine. (upbeat music) - I have an apology, 'cause I was the way to say, I wouldn't keep driving. - I'd rather gargle silent than cue, and I've had. - It turns out there's been a couple of masters from that I hadn't read. - Joan, you did it again. - This is the last master had. - Please, you can't gargle for men to grass. You mean slurry. - Ah. - So she's trying to correct me on it a couple of times. There's one before her. I knew I say, "Styled." You mean slurry, Joan, it isn't so I just say. So corrections corner. I'd rather gargle slurry. - You're gonna have people coming after you for gargle now. - It is near, that wasn't it. - I'd rather gargle slurry. - So what would I do with a silage then? - It does not have the same range to it. - Just enjoy it. (laughing) It's the grass that cowsie in the winter. - Just enjoy it, yeah. - Okay. I will, you know, guilt free. - I have skills free, but a silage free. - Just to clean that up, I just, I think I was annoying. The farmers are the land people. So I wanted to just clear that up and say, it's slurry from now on, to be gargle and not silage. - Okay. - The farmer's still like me, 'cause remember I was at the ambassador for the National Terri Council, and I got loads of people. - I could one forget. I love that job. I missed that job. - I know. The face of milk, the vegans came after me, but the farmer's still like me. - Come here. - I put your cares. - Tell me about this. How was the party's day parade? Were you with a grand marshal being driven around Ireland in a stunning tree, a jacket, by the way? - I wasn't it. - Peltedoclo. - Not a bullish whole on your vote. I'm very impressed. (laughing) - Do you know, at one point, at one point, I was like, I wouldn't mind an art, little, a little shot would have been fine. - Really? - I think, I think I'm shy. (laughing) I was just like, when I got in the car, I was like, what have I done? Because I was like, who the fuck do I think I am? Stands in here waving at people. And I was like, I just, and they were like, victorious, Murphy was standing up, and I was like, oh God. - Oh no. - I can't stand in the car. And then I had to, they were like, go on, when he's standing on first P shots, and I had to stand up when I was like, I was so, like, it was an honor to be able to do it. But I was like, I don't think I would put myself in that position again, because I'm too shy. I think that, and I know I don't come across as shy, but I suppose it's the whole idea of notions as an Irish person, like, I was sitting in the car waving at people, and I was like, oh my friends at home were slagging me. (laughing) - Yeah. - And we were, we were. - I know. - I know these were, I mean, I was like, I forgot it. - I just, I forgot it. I woke up, I completely forgot it was St. Patrick's Day until I was, I was sitting in the heat throw airport, and I was like, oh my God, I was so unaware it was actually going on. Go on and do it. - It was, it was an honor, and the parade is an amet, at the parade is amazing. And my niece got a picture of Catherine Connelly. She was very nice to her when she was sitting in the grandstand. - Did you not meet Catherine? Did you not go in and meet Catherine? I thought there was like a breakfast in the car. - I thought there was something. - Well, I went to a breakfast. Catherine wasn't at that breakfast. So it was a really full-on day, and I'd like to clear something off, right? 'Cause you know when you do the late late, not you in particular, you actually got quite nice comments, but like, so you know your grand, my part, Jane Kevin, they also did a video on it, 'cause they went on the late late, and it's the same thing, it's like, what am I paying my TV license for? - Was there a bit of that? Was there, are you saying was there a bit of that? - Was there a bit of it? There was a lot of it. That was on to you. It was like, holy Jesus. I mean, I don't even like doing the late late that much, 'cause I just don't like the abuse that comes with it, but this is like 10 fold. And so what are they wasting their money on getting her as the grand marshal? I would like to clear something up. I did two days of work for the grand marshal job, because it is an honor to do that for our country, and I was honored to be asked. There was no payment involved. It's something that you just do. The Sympathrics they festival is a charity, so you do it without getting paid for it. So I would like to say that first. - I'm assuming you find that after the fact, and then kicked off, 'cause I would have. - That's why I was not the end of the break, actually. That's why I just got out of the car and I was storming off. Two days, sounds like I'm taking my life, my own hands. Penny, not even a bit of breakfast with the president. I'll tell you, I said this to you. I think it was a brave thing to do. I really do. I think it's a weird ass job. Unless you're a KDTL or coming home after winning six gold Olympics, I don't think anyone's got going to get a beast for driving a range of the car. - You know what I mean, waving. - I was like, the good stuff's coming. The good stuff is behind me, okay? 'Cause I'm going to a car away from the people. I was like, don't worry, the floats and the bonds and the dancers are on the way. - Yeah. Did you have it? You should have had a megaphone. You're like, I'm sorry about this, sorry about this. Just let me pass through with a bit of pride. And then the re-appraise is coming behind. - I was absolutely wrecked by the antivatives two hours. I'd been smiling so much. I drank loads of water 'cause I had some water in the back of the car. And then I had drank so much water that I was like, I'm gonna probably piss my pants now as well at the same time. 'Cause you're smiling the whole time and waving. And it made me think, I am glad I'm not a member of the royal family. I couldn't do that every day. It's absolutely exhausting to be on your best behavior. You can't even look at your phone or anything. You have to be on your best behavior for two full hours. That is. - I just would have been filming and tagging the parade all day, no? - Oh, well, for a person with my attention span, it was very, very difficult for two hours. And I was like, my brain was depleted by the end. I was like, I don't think I can see anywhere. I was in bed at six o'clock. I couldn't even have a drink. I was like, I have to go to bed. - Do you know to get the crads going I was coming to you, I would have done something like I would have failed them and
saying like, this is going into Times Square so that they kind of got like, you know, that's like excited. Yeah, that's what I wanted on. One thought I'd do. Take your top off. And I said, that'd been how point. And getting involved. That's what we like. Community spirit. I did feel like at least he's getting involved. He's giving me a talk about here. Yeah. But but like I say, fair play, because that is not an easy job. And no, you survived us. It's done now. You had your day. Have a day. And I know, and I know, I know, I got, I'm straight back in my box. By the way, I came home and I got back in the box and I won't come out again because I, I understand it. But I met this man at the breakfast and he was like, I was going to ride into your podcast and tell you a story about when I when I was in Bristol one time when I was like, oh, okay. He's like, I'll come back when I, when you have two minutes, I was like, well, I have two minutes. Like I can, you can tell me the story. So he said that he was in Bristol on his own. And he wanted to go and see a play. And he'd been told to 22 a ghost story or something. It was called something like that. And he said it's meant to be brilliant. It's meant to be really scary. It is. It's great. And he said that that was playing a Bristol. He'd heard that that was playing a Bristol. And he wanted to go and see the ghost story and show. So anyway, he went to and he sat down in the theater. And he noticed that there was a large amount of very drunk women beside him. And he was like, this is a bit unusual for a friend. It started getting into it. And he said that there were two women. He didn't really recognize. I won't tell you how he eventually said he recognized me. Then he said, Oh, and I eventually recognized you because she used to be married to Brian. Yeah. You are really not insulting me here at all. And then so he sat down and he said the show started and he was expecting like, obviously a play. And then you and I came on and he said it was very explicit. And he was like, he accidentally came to my therapist ghost me instead of 2.222, whatever it's called a ghost story. It was ghost. Oh my god. I went to ghost and he had pictures and everything of the sex. That was like, I remember Jason Burnt timing a story once years ago that a couple came in kind of late to his show. And they looked very surprised for the whole thing and eventually he stopped and he was like, are you guys okay? And they're like, we thought we were coming to cats. People sometimes do that to me. Are you my are you spent some Matthew's wife? I'm like, no. My name is Vogue. Are we going to talk with the atmosphere? Absolutely. I have to say I have been I'm not just saying this incredibly busy over the last nine 10 days. I'm going to make it. So I haven't been able to write down my all my thoughts in the atmosphere. But I have thoughts. I'll start. Okay. These men, obviously we all know Louis III was made a documentary called the Manusphere, a bag of toxic masculinity and kind of the rise of it and where it's all come from etc. And I think it's Louis best work yet. I forgot how powerful it is to just say nothing and it's June. The people talk because they come because they come out with the most ridiculous shit ever. I think they're I think they're mixed these men of tick like genuinely tick stupid. Yeah, I agree. Problematically tick. I wanting to make money with rage based. I don't think some of them even half believe some of the shit they're saying. The fact that like seeing some of them who were like, yeah, bitch clean. You'll take my dick when I tell you take my dick. And then when he's with you, he's like, well obviously when she's a period like I want for it, you know, it's like, oh, this is too, you're sister. It was cringe worthy. But I'm gonna. That was that was my ring. And I think that my ring. Like he was the worst. He was the worst of all of them. I think he was he was he was definitely the most he was he liked to be considered the worst of all of them for sure. He he took great pride in his toxicity. But at the end of the day, he when his girlfriend was a front from he was a very different person. Wasn't he? Well, you know, you know, the girlfriend has since left him. So he was so yeah, he was like maybe in one day like what I'd like to do is to be married to two people. And they have all this one way manalchemy where they can go out and ride rings around themselves. And then their wife can't do the same thing. So it's only it's only okay for them. But sorry to end that conversation. So this is how I was like this is so this is so telling. So when Lily tried to have the conversation with my and front of his girlfriend, he's there held in a puddle. He looks like really shook because he had to defend this now to his girlfriend. And she's like yeah, he has mentioned this before and she was kind of looking at me because but honestly, like, you know, at the moment, I mean, I'm not saying I want that multiple partners. I'm just really busy with work. And I was like, you have no intention of this. You're just talking shit to make it sound like you're some big swing and dick, where it's actually you're a man in love. I can see your face. He is he was the most pathetic. And like he took he uses like playground tactics to take down women that he would have in his podcast. And he sits there and he he he takes down the way women look looking like that himself. Like sorry. And he also is I just I just found him really, really stupid, really toxic. He's really racist. Like if you've seen anything else of him online, like he's he's incredibly racist towards people. And he's just really bad. And I said last week on the bonus, I said, I actually I can't blame the parents. But actually, it has to come from somewhere wider, wider, like zoom out. This is as we know, a result of the Me Too movement and what us calling masculinity toxic and then men feeling completely vilified. And then they kind of come together in online track groups or in in real life. And they present with this like ultra masculinity. And that's how this is all presenting now. And it's all the kind of I don't think you can blame the parents for that necessarily like I don't. I think that's just culturally what's happening at the moment. And then they're being led by these people like these men as for men who are saying, men have to earn their value. Women were born with value because we have a pussy basically. That's what they're saying. Did you see the scene where your man just made these two fans in the street? And he's saying to Louis, you know, 21 years of age, women are really attractive. They could be invited on a yacht. You know, they have that value. And then he points to one of the guys, so I want to tell him, look at this guy, he's never going to be invited on a yacht. And your man's just nodding his head along. Basically, this man's in bits. He's not hot enough to be on a yacht. And the guys just agreeing with him. So they have this, this is the thing that women want value and men and that men have to build us and that we just get us. But these complete going on, that he finished first. I'm always curious in the how has this happened rather than like the individual is doing it. It's like what has come to this. But when H. H. H. H. Tiki talked, whatever your man's name was Daniel Conn is more their mommy in front of the camera. Never, never, never, never, never. When I first, when he first spoke about his mother, I was like, oh, this is interesting, because he's like, she's not racist. She's really against all this stuff. She's not homophobic. She hates when I speak like this. And I was like, oh, this is really interesting. I wonder how this woman is that Elaine was other name? Yeah, I think it was. Then we met Elaine and the first five minutes of meeting his mother, I was like, again, going, oh, this is interesting. He's very different in her company. She seems to have a bit of authority on him. She's clearly disappointed in how he behaves. Then as a scene rolled on and he'd been kind of extra-dried at back home to go to court for this car crash that he was just once before. She started saying things like, everyone's different. Everyone's allowed the opinions and blah, blah, blah. And she was kind of defending him. And I was like, oh, Elaine, you're a problem. You know, I know she is deaf. I think that she actually is definitely the problem. But like, even with like, when you look back at their childhoods and a lot of them don't have that father figure in their lives, like THS Tiki Taki doesn't. Or they've talked to relations with their mother. It's absolutely. There's always background to this stuff. They go on about all these like these things for people to buy. And like, this is how you make this is how you get my life. So those plankers have not got a single solitary clue about any stock market, about any kind of Bitcoin. Yet they're able to convince men, little, well, not men, boys to invest their money into what they're doing because then they get a portion of what they are good at selling bullshits. And then the young boys are buying this thinking that they're going to have the lifestyle that they have. And I also don't believe that they own the houses that they own the cars. I think it's just like made up bullshit, least lifestyle that isn't even true. And they're just trying to prey on young boys who are impressionable and who kind of are looking for that father figure in their life as well. And I actually do think it's sad to think that they just never had that growing up. And like, that's what they they've turned into these like, I think that Marlon fella is evil. He used to work in home on security in America. And he stopped working in that. And now he's going out spouting this stuff all over his podcast like really crazy, scary stuff. And I actually think he is quite like he's on to taste levels of worrying and like scary for the world. I'm not tonight that he's scary for the world. I just think he's so stupid. I was just shot. I was blown away by how how much of a grift it was if you know what I mean. I was like, I don't don't even know if these lies believe.
after shit they're saying. But also think what I thought was really telling was the way your man H.S. tick, tick, tick, tick, you can check it, you can check it, you can talk, talk, whatever. Was interviewing Bonnie Blue, but saying he thinks she's disgusting. But is filming dancing with these only fans girls, but like it's all for a clasher, tics or whatever they say. But I was like, ultimately this comes down to you. Men resenting the fact that they want to ride women. And they resent the fact that women come with whole sex of them. And that to me was what it came down to. They resent it. So they're like, I want to, the other way they're like, I want to fuck her, but I fucking hate her. In the same breath, they're like, when I have sex with her, I've now respect her because I've gotten what I've wanted. But if she doesn't give it to me, I also hate her. Now these are, we're not talking about day to day. Like the normal man that we would come into, we're talking about men who've been radicalized in a way, but there's room for that to happen. They resent. This is straight men, obviously we're talking about. I don't know if there's that many gay men in the monastery, but this seems to be all very focused towards women, doesn't it? But they resent the power of the pulsing, which is a very American term to use. But I think that is deeply what, I think that is what's out of the center of it. And so because of that, they think they're upset about their legacy ending, they're upset about not getting sex. They think they're entitled to us. And instead of kind of, like talking about an impossible beat, I have a family, they're just talking about their legacy about having kids and how they should be protected like an endangered species, basically. And that's the, I think that's where a lot of the resentment and the vision of the anger comes from. It's like, I hate women, but I want to ride women, but they want to be right, they want to be right, they want to think they're fucking horse. I also think it's quite scary that like, it's in the monastery, it's with these younger generation of men, and not just them, some of them were too old to be even doing that, but anyway. But also it's like, it's seeping into politics. Like when you look at America, the way things are going backwards for women and stuff over there, like it's actually, it's not just something to be worried about your kids watching online. It's actually seeping in over there as well. And it's like, they're taking away women's rights. And they're just, like it's crazy to watch the whole thing unfold. And I just think that like, hopefully people like really start understanding a little bit more and just realizing that I beg a problem it is. I was in a way reassured by us a little bit. Yeah. That has stupidly were. Like I swear, I know that sounds mad, but like I was like, oh, this is all a grift. This is all, no, I'm not saying that that doesn't mean that it has tangible consequences. You know what I mean? But like these men are, like just they just looked, take a shit to me. They looked emotionally unintelligent. And they looked, pathetic in my eyes. Like, oh, you're the big fear. Stupid, pathetic losers. I agree with you. But remember your man, Matt, what's his name? Myron. Myron. The scene of Myron held in the Poodle while his girlfriend clearly is looking up and saying, be like, you're telling this, like we're going to have a big open marriage is out. We're doing. And you could see his face kind of crumbling. It was all show. And then she walked over to me and said, ergh, ergh, clean up the studio. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Shit. Fuck off. But like, is that even real? Does she, like, she was probably just going to run a cloth around the studio anyway, because there's a way to be some work done, but you have to kind of share that or inform to the camera. It all just looked like a big act to me. But even your mom, Sneeko, who was one of the streamers that was on it, he wasn't like, he didn't even, he didn't even know who Louis, he didn't even know who Louis through was before that they were, that that he filmed them. And then after he does this stream, and he's like, uh oh, it's like, how could you film with somebody for a consecutive days and not even look into who they are? Yeah. Listen to Louis through and the Ramesh Ranganathan podcast. It's really, really good, by the way. And if you actually listen to Louis the way he is on that podcast, he does have like a really different persona, but like you just because that's all you've kind of seen of Louis, and because he's done so many documentaries and all that kind of stuff, he's actually like, he is so funny and so quick and so brilliant. But like what he was saying when he does this documentary, he has to give people space. And sometimes he'll ask him something and then he'll notice that they get really bothered by it. So he pulls back a little bit because he doesn't want to lose the whole interview. So he said that like filming that and then filming him, them streaming him, well, he was filming. He was like, it was just a really unusual way to be because obviously you edit stuff and everything like that. But like he edited it the way it was shown on the stream as well. So like it's not like he was putting words in their mouth, but like they thought that they were the hey, just take you talking thought that he was getting one off on Louis through. It's like, you're not going to get one off on Louis through particularly as you're such a dumbass. You know, so it was so cringe when he started talking to the camera. He was talking to the camera, but it's fitness regime and Louis standing behind him and he's like, who are you talking to? He's like the camera and he's like, no, this is a documentary like you talked to me. It's just so cringe. I know what that guy's sookie. What's his name? Sookie's nookie. Whatever. Sneak out. He's saddened. He was like, this is all just to make money. It's just rage-bait. We just say shit to gain traction, clout, and then we turn it into cash. We sell our, you know, make a grind when you're sleeping plans or whatever it is. It's just, it's a weird, aggressive pyramid scheme of pissed off penises. It's a penis pyramid scheme at the expense of women, at the expense of women. Sorry, sorry. Yeah. By the way, Toronto, I think we put on the venue, we put on originally with a little small, so we've moved to the venue. November 8th, Toronto, we're going to Elgin Theatre. Tickets are now on sale. Do you want to see Oscars? I did. I watched the Oscars as I watched all awards shows. Yeah. I didn't. Didn't. But I know. Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to ask. I didn't mean to ask that question because no one watches it. Did you read all the good gossip on the Oscars? Well, Jesse Bookley won. That's the main thing. That's all we want to know. She's a great team for congratulations. She's amazing. So well deserved. Amazing. Wadi Air. Wadi Air for her. Jesus. I think she's taking out the award. She's probably gotten one for ghost. She's taking every award. She's here. But she's actually, she knows she started on like on a TV show. She started on a talent show. Yeah. Aren't you Lloyd Wabberswood? I know. I like Luca. And someone told her that she wasn't going to do well in acting. Well, look at her now. Look at her now. She's a BAFTA and she's an Oscar. And that's just there. The only two that she's won in the last month. And an ifta? Although no, no shade to the ifta get. But imagine, imagine Jesse Hadin's won the ifta. The ifta's the Irish one. Imagine she was snobbed by the ifta's and was gone to get an Oscar. What about today? Hey. Hey. I can't see. I didn't get it. No, who got it? Michael B. Jordan for sinners. And I have her. It's sinners isn't that good from two or three people. But I'm going to myself. Two or three. Two or three. I know from me. In the bed. No, I'm going to watch it. He is. He is just so beautiful. That one. Isn't he? Have you seen him? I watched. I have. He is. He's absolutely beautiful. I watched that film on the plane on the way over. What's the cause? The new one with Leonardo DiCaprio. Poor Leo. How many Oscars has Leo lost? He's looking like a ride though. He is looking like a ride with his with his task he had going on. He looks like he's had a bit of a George in the face too. But he won an Oscar in 2016 for the Revenant. But he's also he's lost seven, seven Oscars and he's one one. What a sting. Can we talk about timidate chamalet because I don't think I know that's not how to say the same chamalette. Chamalette. We're so past correct in that now. It just. Okay. In this context. Timidate chamalet. So he basically everyone was saying it was because of the remarks that he made on the off-brand, the ballet. But supposedly the votes were kind of in before that. Yeah. He went on this rampage of being like 2016 is my, 2016 is my year. I'm absolutely brilliant. I'm one of the best actors of all time kind of thing. And I think that put people off because you need to have like just a little tiny bit of humanity. Yeah. His strategy was. Pick me pick it. His strategy was like I am an iconic epic performer. Yeah. I'm on the way. I'm on the way. I'm on the way. But also he's young. Do you know what I mean? I'm sure he has many Oscars I had of him. And I wasn't just wasn't his year. It wasn't his year. But I won't tell it said people were saying it's to do with the Kardashian curse. Leave the girl is alone. Kylie Jenner is a Jenner. She's not a Kardashian. So it's not her fault. The Timothy. Timothy. Timmy. I lost his Oscar. I watched one battle after another on the plane the way over. Amazing. Tiana Taylor. Exceptional acting. Exceptional film. And I probably shouldn't say this. But I've seen the body. I have you seen her in the Kanye West music video. If you want to feel awful about yourself, go and watch her in the Kanye West music video. The past away I have never like I have watched that one. We should we also wanted to work. Tiana.
We honor the work. We honor the work. We honor the work. But mom. - Oh, you're the God. - Fuck it out. - I'm Bernie Tiana Taylor and Jesse Book. You have become really good friends. - I interviewed Tiana Taylor at the All's Faire premiere and she was one of my favorites. I loved her. Sarah Paulson was really saying, "But Tiana Taylor had so much time for me." - Yeah. - And she was just really nice and really saying, and I had been like drooding over. I think it's Kanye West's fade. She's in. I'm just watching her. Like Joe. - I saved that for a private time if you're gonna watch it. I wouldn't watch it for her. - How I don't know how much Ritlin' she's on that she can do all this acting and keep that body going. My God. But someone was saying when Jesse Bookt was gotten interviewed on, it was Carl Center, one of the late night American shows. And they were saying that when they had Tiana on, when the show ended, she went up and shook hands with everyone in the audience and everything. - Oh God, I loved that. - I felt bad about the late late down. I was like, "See ya. I was gone." (laughing) - She was saying, "Jun the reins." They're probably all like, "Juan, I've got my park. I'm supposed to get your grant." No one wants to shake her hand. - When I go to the late late, I'm gonna be handing out Tiana. There's gonna be one for everyone in the audience. - You should. - You should. (laughing) - You're actually not like that. You're not like that. (laughing) - You're gonna have to go through this. - No, it has to go through this whole odd thing. So sorry, Joanne was planning on giving it a few rings. She's preoccupied bags, but she wasn't legally allowed. (upbeat music) - That's it for this week. We've been our caripers, go to us. Thanks for listening, subscribe. We're on YouTube. If you fancy having a look us. - Ooh. - I am in very dark sunglasses today because I, with the fear of jet lag, yes, last night I took a seat in tablet and two men in town in jelly. So I'm not gonna make up till 6 p.m. (upbeat music) (whooshing) (whooshing) (whooshing) (whooshing) This has been a global player, original production.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The speaker discusses getting hair extensions for a new look, feeling more attractive with longer hair, and comparing it to a horse whose mane was dyed for a parade.
They recap appearing on a TV show with guests like Rachel Ziegler and Niall Horan, noting Rachel's beauty and Niall's popularity with fans.
The speaker reflects on being Grand Marshal for a St. Patrick's Day parade, feeling shy and overwhelmed by public attention, and clarifies it was an unpaid honorary role.
Conversation includes humorous tangents about celebrity culture, podcast recommendations, and correcting slang terms like "slurry" vs. "silage."
Summary:
The speaker shares personal anecdotes about enhancing appearance with hair extensions, feeling more confident with longer hair, and humorously relates it to a horse whose gray mane was dyed for a parade. They recount appearing on a TV show with guests including Rachel Ziegler, whom they found exceptionally beautiful and talented, and Niall Horan, whose makeup accidentally stained the speaker's top. The conversation shifts to the speaker's experience as Grand Marshal for a St.
Patrick's Day parade, where they felt honored but shy and exhausted from public attention, emphasizing it was an unpaid role amid some public criticism. Throughout, the dialogue includes lighthearted digressions on celebrity fandom, podcast recommendations, and playful corrections of agricultural terms, blending self-reflection with casual entertainment banter.
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The speaker feels that longer hair makes them look younger and more attractive, boosting their confidence. They also believe extensions require less maintenance than their natural hair.
The speaker appeared with Niall Horan and Rachel Ziegler. They described Rachel as incredibly beautiful and talented, and Niall as lovely and nice.
The speaker found it an honor but also exhausting and overwhelming due to shyness and public scrutiny. They clarified they did the role voluntarily without payment.
Guests are strategically paired to create engaging conversations, such as placing more talkative guests with quieter ones like Robert De Niro to stimulate discussion.
The speaker mentions that certain things like long hair and a tan boost their confidence, providing a 'little lift' in how they feel about themselves.
They describe an older horse named Jasper whose gray mane was sprayed to look younger for a parade, leading to a playful critique about aging and dignity.
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