🧱⚔️ Battle of the Bricks ⚔️🧱

Did you know that silly stories for kids also makes music? I do a toothbrushing song and there are timestable songs and cleaning up songs and all kinds of songs. We like music. We hope you do too. Click the link in this episode description to go have a listen now. Okay, we better get into the story. I hope you enjoy it. I see you soon. Bye bye. One day, a little boy named Angus was sitting at home trying to find something to do. Now, he had played with all his normal toys and he was trying to find something different that might be a bit of fun. As he was looking around the room, he all of a sudden realized that there was a new set of Lego in the corner of his bedroom. "Hey, mom!" he called out. "Where did this Lego come from?" But there was no response. Hmm, this is very peculiar. Just then, there was a knock at the door. Angus raced at the door to see who it was. It was his friend, Holly. "Oh, hi, Holly," he said. "Did you leave that new set of Lego in my room?" Angus, she said, "I only just got here." "Oh yeah. Do you want to help me put it together?" "Sure," she said. "So, they went back to where the Lego was. But hey," he said. "Where did it go?" "I don't know," said Holly. They started looking around trying to find the box of Lego. As they looked and they looked, they couldn't find it anywhere. Until they heard a noise in the corner. "How do you get this thing open?" "Hot and Obro." "It's pretty tricky." "Hey, who said that, said Angus?" "Uh oh." They raced over to see. And in the corner of Angus' room were two chimpanzees holding his box of Lego. "Um, excuse me," said Angus. "Ah, yes," said one of the chimpanzees. What are you doing with my Lego? "Well, we saw the Lego in the corner of your room and thought, 'You won't be able to do it because you're not smart enough. Yeah, and we are the smartest in the whole entire world.' "Yeah, the chimpanzees are the smarterest." "Ah, excuse me," said Holly. "Smartarist is not a word." "Yes, it is. And we're gonna do this Lego." "Well, why haven't you opened it yet, said Angus?" "Um, alright, we couldn't get it open. Hey, um, can we help you? We really like Lego." "Sure," said Angus, "and let me help you open it." So Angus took the box of Lego off the chip brothers and started to open it up. "Hey, this is really hard to open," he said. "I can't seem to get the plastic off it." "Let me try," said Holly. "So she started to try as well." "There seems to be something stopping us," she said. "Ah, what are we gonna do, said Angus?" "Don't worry," said one of the chimpanzees. "Oh, I've got this." He grabbed the box and he started to pull. "Hey bro, can you help me?" "Alright, you grab that side and I'll grab this side." "Ah, okay, here we go." "Alright." "They pulled and they pulled with all their might, but for some reason, they could not get the box to open." "This is ridiculous," said Angus. "Yes, said Holly, this is very strange." "Hey, what are you guys doing opening more Lego?" All of a sudden, a tiger stepped out behind one of the cupboards. "Uh, who are you?" said Angus. "What name's Tiger Pail?" "Oh, hey Tiger Pail, what are you doing here?" "Well I'm coming to get more Lego. What have you guys got it?" "Uh, said Angus, well, somebody put it in my room, I thought it was a present for me." "No," said Tiger Pail. "That is my special Lego. I got it from a very special magic shop." "A magic shop?" "That's not normally where you buy Lego from," said Holly. "Yeah, I thought that as well, but I thought it looked cool, so I bought this one." "Junor had to open it." "Sid one of the chimp brothers." "Yeah, there's a special trick, hang on, pass it to me!" "So the chimp brothers passed the Lego over to Tiger Pail. He held it in his hand, and then he tapped it three times on the top." "One, two, three! Lego for me!" he said. And with that, the box opened itself. "Wow," said Angus. "That's cool. Yes, it's Holly, that's amazing." "All right, do you guys want to help me put it together?" "Ah, yeah. Is there any more tricks?" said the chimp brothers. "Um, what a no. Hang on, let's read the instructions." Holly picked up the instructions off the ground and started to read. "Um, I don't think the instructions are in the right language," said Holly. "What recently?" said one of the chimp brothers. He took it off there and had a look. "Why is it all just funny looking pictures?" Really said Angus. "Let me have a look." So Angus took the instructions and he had a look as well. "There's something wrong with this," he said. "No, I think it's perfect. Hang on, pass it to me." So Tiger Power picked up the instructions off Angus and he had a look as well. "No, it all makes sense, can't you see?" "No," said the chimp brothers. "Me either," said Holly. "You just got to um, um, all right, I can't actually understand it either," said Tiger Power. "What are we going to do, sir Angus?" "All right, we're getting to work." They heard a voice. "Where did that come from?" They looked down and out of the box where the Lego had just opened. A little Lego man stepped out. "Come on, we put this thing together or what?" He said. "Um, thank you." "My Lego's talking?" "Oh no," said Angus. That's very, very strange. "Hello Mr Lego man," said one of the chimp brothers. "What are you doing here?" "Well, I was in the box," he said. "But we got to put this thing together. I've been waiting for a while for someone to open this thing." "Um, okay," said Angus. "Well, the instructions don't make sense. Oh, who needs instructions? Come on," he said. "Let's go, people!" As he yelled this, out of the box came a whole bunch more Lego people. "Is it time?" said one of the Lego ladies. "Uh, I think so," said Angus. "Oh, you must be our new friend," she said. "Can you put everything together for us?" "I think so," said Angus. "But I don't even know what we're meant to be building." Normally there's a picture on the front, said Holly. Let's have a look. She picked up the box and looked. "For some reason, the picture on the front just kept changing into all different kinds of things." "What do we do with this," she said. "You start building," said the Lego man. "Come on, let's go!" So, Holly, Angus, the chimp brothers and tiger power, started to pull out all the different pieces. As they picked them up one by one, the Lego people came over to help. "Oh, I got this bit," said one of the Lego ladies. "If you click this on here, maybe try that." "Okay," said Angus. "And this one's over here, so grab that and stick that to that one." "Okay," said Holly. "Look, I made something really cool. What is it, bro?" "Ah, look, it just looks like two pieces stuck together. Here, it's a wall." "Um, that's not very amazing. 'Cause look what I made," said tiger power, as he held up a few pieces that he had clicked together. "What is it," said Angus. "It's um, um, yours looks like a wall as well." "Yeah, I guess I did make a wall too." "Um, Holly, what have you made?" "I don't know. The Lego people have been helping me. They looked across, and in front of Holly was some kind of amazing base-looking castle with gates and walls, and it looked like it was set up for battle." "Hey, look, Angus has got one too." They looked across, and the Lego people that had been working with Angus had built some kind of other castle-looking base thing. But here's was a different color. "What is happening," said Holly. "Yes, Angus. What's going on?" "Don't you know," said the little Lego man. "Uh, no," said Angus. "This is the Lego Fun Time Battleset." The Lego Fun Time Battleset, said Holly. "Oh, yes," said tiger power. "Yes, this one's the best," said one of the chimp brothers. "What are you talking about, said Angus?" "Well, now that we've made the, uh, the bases, it's time for battle." "Battle," said Holly. "Hooray!" said Tiger Power. "I want to be on the blue team!" "Oh, yeah, we're going to be on the red team," said the chimp brothers. "Well, said Angus, what do you want, Holly?" "I'll go on the blue team," she said. "That means I'm going to go on the red team." "But how do we do the battle part," said Angus. "Just in," a little Lego man that looked like a wizard came wandering over. "I am Lego Bump Free." "Lego Bump Free," said Holly. The little Lego wizard waived his little Lego wand and all of a sudden everyone shrunk down and turned into Lego people. "Wow," said Angus. "I'm, I'm a Lego man." "I'm a Lego chimp, ha ha, where's my Lego bananas?" "Yeah, where are they, bro?" "Look, a Lego motorbike, let's go!" They jumped on the Lego motorbike and rode off towards the red base. Holly and Angus were standing in the middle. "Well," said Holly. "I guess it's time for battle." "Yes," said Angus. "I'll see you on the battlefield." They both raced off to their bases. "Hey, wait for me," said Lego Tiger Pal. "Lego Bump Free," said the little Lego wizard who kept standing and dancing in the middle of the field. When Angus got back to his base, the Lego people were there waiting. "Well," said one of the Lego ladies, "are you ready? We need to get you some armor first." "Arm, arse at Angus?" "Yes," said the Lego lady. "You need to be ready for battle. Come on," she took him into a very special room and they started collecting all kinds of shields and protective equipment and everything until he looked like some kind of crazy Lego soldier. "And don't forget this," said the lady. She handed Angus some kind of strange looking blaster. "Um, these are dangerous," he said. "No," said the Lego lady. They shoot out tiny little Lego pips. All they do is bot people. "Ha, perfect," said Angus. Meanwhile, over at the blue base, Holly was getting her armor as well. "It's all blue," she said. Um, does anybody have a Lego cape so that I can be a Lego-flowing toy? Oh, we've got one over here, I said one of the Lego ladies. She handed it to Tiger Pou and he put it on. Oh, this is gonna be amazing! As they continued to get ready, Holly was given her little Lego blaster as well. Her was huge. I can hardly hold this thing, she said. Oh, hang on. Let me see if I can give you some superhero strength by putting a cape on you as well. Tiger Pou found another Lego cake and put it on Holly. Sure enough. Wow, I'm super strong now, she said. Let's go. They heard a voice from the middle of the battlefield. Lego Bump Free declared that the Lego battle was starting. Hmm, three Bump Free's. Three Bump Free's, said Angus. How do you count by Bump Free, Bump Free, Bump Free? Y'all the wizard and its sparks blasted up in the middle of the field. Battle time! Y'all'd one of the chip brothers as he rode out into the battlefield on a motorbike. His brother was standing on the back holding some kind of banana and pointing it towards the other team's base. Charge, yelled Holly. Let's go, yelled Angus. "Who I'm coming?" said Tiger Pou. Bump Free yelled the Lego wizard in the middle of the field. As they raced towards each other, the Lego people charged out behind them like a giant army. It was amazing. As they met in the middle, tiny little blasters started shooting Lego pips everywhere. Tiger Pou was flying over the top of the scene, throwing all kinds of little Lego pieces down on the people below. He go have a single block and have a big run and he go, "I found this! Hey, that's my hand!" yelled one of the Lego people. "Sorry!" yelled Tiger Pou. As the battle raged on, it was so much fun. Holly and Angus were running around the battlefield using their little Lego blasters to shoot things everywhere. The best part was nobody got hurt, but everybody had a lot of fun. Until. "Holly!" yelled Angus from one side of the battlefield. "Yeah!" yelled Holly. "Where did the chimp brothers go?" They looked around, but they couldn't see the chimp brothers anywhere. That's when it happened. They saw. Up on a little Lego hill, the chimp brothers on their motorbike. And they seemed to be having bananas pointed at everybody. "We've decided we are not on the red or the blue team. We're on the chimpanzee team. And we're gonna take out all of you. Game on!" they started riding down the Lego hill on their motorbikes straight towards everyone. "Hey, Holly, yelled Angus. Yeah," said Holly. "Do you want to team up?" "Good idea. Hey everybody. Let's get the chimp brothers." "What?" yelled one of the chimp brothers. "You can't do that." "I can do it. Watch me!" Tiger Pou flew over the top of the chimp brothers and dropped a little Lego tree right in their path. "Wow!" they said. As their motorbike hit the tree and bumped up into the air, it's set them flying into the sky. While they're in the sky, Holly yelled something. Target practice. All the Lego people pointed their little blasters up towards the flying motorbike of chimp brothers. "No, don't do that." And they started to shoot "Pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew." "Oh, hey, oh, hey, that tickles. Oh no, stop, stop, stop." The other chimp brothers, Holly and Angus, and all the Lego people started to laugh as the chimp brothers motorbike flew straight towards a Lego pond and landed right in the middle. "This water feels funny. Yeah, it does. It's probably because it's Lego." "Yeah, I forgot." As the chimp brothers slowly got back to their feet, Holly and Angus and all the Lego people surrounded the Lego pond. "We declare ourselves the winners," said Angus. "Yes, said Holly." "All right, you guys win." "Bomphry!" Yelded the bomb-free Lego wizard. And with that, he blasted sparks of Lego up into the air. And it turned into fireworks that went all over the battlefield. All the Lego people danced and sang and had the most wonderful times celebrating their victory. "All right, said Angus. We better get out of here." "Yes, said Holly. We've been playing for a while." "Oh yeah, thanks, thanks for having us, Lego people." "Yes," said Tiger Pow. "This is the best Lego said ever. Hey, Angus, I think it's probably best that this stays at your house. You'll probably have more fun with it." "Really?" said Angus. "Yeah, really," said Tiger Pow. So they all went back to the middle of the field and over to the wizard. "Excuse me, Lego Bomphry," said Angus. "Leggo Bomphry? Leggo Bomphry!" said Bomphry. "Um, can you send us back to our real size again?" "Oh yes, Lego Bomphry. Okay, I will wear my Lego wand and. " With the giant explosion of Lego dust, they were returned to their normal size. As they looked down on the Lego battlefield, they could see all the Lego people putting everything back where it was meant to be and resetting the battlefield. "All right, we better get out of here. Yeah, it's dinner time. We'll see you later," said the chimp brothers, as they jumped out the window and ran off. "Oh yeah, I better be going as well. I've got superhero things to do. Okay, I'll see you guys later." Tiger Pow jumped out the window and tried to fly. "Oh yeah, I can't fly here, kid. I ha ha!" "All right. Bye!" he said. "Justain," Angus's dad walked in. "Hey, Angus, that's a cool looking Lego set. Where'd you get them from?" "Well, said Angus, I don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you. And that is the end of the story." This episode is brought to you by Bumpfrey's Magic Lego sets. Do you want to play with your Lego? Like really play with your Lego? Like be in the Lego and be Lego and play with the Lego! Like Lego Bumpfrey! Bumpfrey Bumpfrey Bumpfrey! We hope you have been enjoying silly stories for Bumpfrey. I mean, silly stories for kids Bumpfrey. This has been me Bumpfrey! And me, Sam. We'll see you soon. 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