Banana Ball Bosco | Pick Em - Week 8

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Yeah, I mean, it's not it best got to be in the running. Yeah, I'd like to remember anything else, but it was from noon all the way till the very end. It was just one thing after another. It was, uh, I tweeted it at like, I don't know, 10 o'clock in the night. I was like, it feels like Nick Marsh stepped out of bounds like seven years ago. Half a million. It's great. It's great. Half a million. That cost me half a million. Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave. That was brutal. Great eyes. You're right. You're brutal. I tweeted it in real time. I said value bet right now. Indiana. The second Ohio State took, I can't remember the 1011 point lead and they were, I put 50 grand on them. 10 to one at that, at that juncture to win the game and, and I mean, that's 500 grand. What a right away when they, when the camera. I know it's a lot more. She's face. Yep. Take the kid out of Michigan state with it, but you can't take the Michigan state out of the kid. What do you put blame pie on that between 90% Marsh? Yeah. Go ahead. No, he had some inside like, no, he could have made a throw that could have been a little bit better throw. Yeah, for sure. But I mean, you're supposed to be a superstar rider. See it? Like you should get your foot down if you're like, have a guy draped over you in that situation. Correct. Hoover, Hoover was bad. Really bad. Awful. He's, I don't, I don't think like Dave said, Nick Marsh is going to play in on Sundays. You have to have body control and awareness to get those feet at the awareness that he was out instantly. Yeah, no, but it's like guys make catches that are 10 times more difficult. I mean, fuck Indiana Omar Cooper last year, the gaming at Penn State. Back. The only reason you could argue it wasn't good throws because there was nobody there, which is a fair argument. But if he's covered, it's actually a perfect throw and you have to get your foot down. Right. Yeah. I agree. He's got to get his feet in, but just like when you watch it, again, he's got so much room over to the right. Like just give him a little bit. That's yeah. So, I mean, yeah, I mean, Hoover, you make the throw quick. You're probably like, you got a process, I guess, how wide open he is and just throw him a tomato can. But I mean, he got to get your foot down. That yeah, yeah, no, no. Marsh would tell you I got to get my foot down like 100 of it. He's probably practiced that a thousand. He choked. Yeah. Yeah. It's unreal. So he knew right away. Like the stadiums half celebrating half like, did he do it? Did he do it? And it he's just like no reaction boss go on that. I lost half a million on that play. No, that sucks. Man, yeah. That's I'm rooting for. Is that the first time you've heard that loss half a million on that? Yes. Yeah. I thought you would have had a stronger reaction, but that's fine. Yeah. When Dave told me right after it happened, I was like, Oh, my God, that's disgusting. And it's like, you can't. He's I think I texted him like an hour later. He's like, I still have a move. I was like, Yeah, he's boss. No reaction. We're going to walk that back. He didn't even he didn't even like, let's try again. Let's try again. Yeah. Well, all right. So I'll tell you. He's right. He's right. I said to Dave right away. I said, that might be a season ender. Yeah. That's what I said to him. I lost half a million on him. No, I can't his foot in and boss goes just like, that's horrible. No, that you're right. You got to get a better reaction with part of the team. That's almost like you were in your own world, which I think you do a lot of times on this show, where it's like, you don't even listen to what Dan and I are saying. You're already playing and what you're doing. So maybe that was going on. But that you had absolutely no, I lost half a million dollars. That's hard. No, I got to get better. You're right. You got it. We're in this together. Got to get. Sorry. Are you do not hear me say it? No, he heard. He's me go. Listen, it's I must have actually been in a good spot the last couple of weeks. But Dave, you should see, it's like a reminder when we're in this on Sunday, we have this cave parlay, which we hit two two weeks in a row, like 15 to one. We've got like 20,000 people riding with us. Shout out to all the people ride with us. This guy, Bosco is rooting against it. He's literally like in the red zone. He's rooting for other people to score. And we're like, Bosco, we all need this one guy to score. And he just doesn't care. That's me go. You know, so you don't bet the cave parlay. No, I do bet the cave parlay, but you got your own stuff, but you need eight boxes. So like, when do you start getting worked? I know you need all eight boxes. But like, dude, we were for it is a good old point. I can't stress this enough. I suck at gambling. I am a terrible, terrible gambler lifelong loser. Everyone listen to this show knows that. The really only joy I get out of gambling is gambling with my friends and having the moments where we all cheer together. And it's like, oh my god, you just cannot do that. You're like incapable of doing that because I, Dave, I realize what it is. He needs that moment of everyone cheering, but for Bosco. Well, that's what I mean. He needs it to be like his pick hit and everyone rode with his pick, not the whole group together road. Yeah. But like, Dan, you say that. That's kind of Mr. March, though. You're like, Miss one. No, two and three. Oh, when I went 16. Okay, yeah. Okay. So I mean, we're in it. We're all we're all looking for the victory parade a little bit ourselves. Bosco. When you had, when you had the game of the years, game of the years, like Bosco, when you go 16 and oh, you can, you can start talking about it. Like, what do you want? It was an insane streak that I'll never get back again. I've showed a couple weeks ago. Here's a hammer. Hey, here's a hammer, Dan. I thought it was like Bosco was simple. Like, oh, that sucks. You lost half a million on him. Not get it. I can't do it. You can't do it. You mean, reacts. It was just like a blank slate. I was looking. I don't know how you guys, your screens are. I have Dan top left on top right. You're in the middle. It's all big. I was just staring at you. And you, you didn't have an ounce of reaction to that. Gotta be better. Now, you're right. Gotta be better. I don't know about the better. It's just be a person. He can't be okay. He is how he is. Have some human empathy. He is who he is. It's okay. That's point. How do we love him? He's crazy. When he gets crazy in the cave, I love that. When he roots against everyone's bet because he's got something else and it's like, dude, we all did this together. That's kind of the etiquette of the cave. 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Nicky smokes the guy who's in the red, 3.7 million and close to like in the red for this company, like 10.2 million who shoved the fucking Buffalo bills like chef who doesn't have a fucking clue about anything, like trying to be like, well, this is the reason the Jersey Shore verse Vegas, it's infuriating that people like this have the wherewithal to be in my life. Yeah. I don't know what else to say like are you about this is the end of I don't want to talk about the end of the Jersey Shore show plummeted in rankings. It got boring. Everyone's out on it. We do the new show. His girlfriend begs to be in it. I said, I don't want it. They go back the same thing. It's boring. No one's watching. I stir the pot. Everybody watches. People get upset. Go home. And I've seen some people like why do they have to do these activities because it was paid for by Vegas. So it wasn't a trip that came out of my own pocket so they could have free vacation. That's all this this brain dead guy wants is free vacations to just like harass people. Get out of my face. Nicky smokes. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Like you said, no, not to start like I'm I'm releasing man. It's easing to the wild. I'm like doing keys stuff a lot of the week. So don't start getting Twitter wars when I'm live like when I'm sitting down because that's right. That's when you're going to go from month to month to hour to hour like a call in. Are you like still working here hour to hour? You can do yeah, what yeah, I got renewed hour to hour per day of getting a punch sheet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you have you guys talked about that? You got to go like the old you what show is that time? Plants, stones. Yeah. Or the Jetsons. Yeah. You put the card in. We should start doing that. We should. You're an hourly wage employee now. Nicky smokes. Oh. Yeah. It is true. Like there's a lot of time during the week where you could slip a tweet by you. Yeah. Like guys and in Austin that they're supposed to update me when I think like last night. I didn't watch the sick. I paid attention to the sixers. Nick's game a little bit just because I but the sixers were ahead the whole time. So it was diffusing what I was planning on saying. So I didn't really watch it. So I didn't know LeBron got into that shouting match and like they're supposed to tell me when my things happen. But they only like to tell me things like that really get under my skin like Nikki smokes is making fun of you. Like I trash you. So you're like Frank the tank like bite something. Yeah. These. All right. Got sidetracked. I know. It's. You don't think there's soft things in the Midwest Dave. I don't even know what that quote meant. Hank. He's like, I'm not from the Midwest. I'm from Ohio. What the hell does that mean? Also, Bailey, if there's nothing soft in the Midwest, it's like. It's known for just being soft friendly people, but he I posted it today. I said, I'm confused. What? He the little thing. He said, well, you posted today. Dave. I know. Because I didn't know it. I know. That bling gas and Austin Austin too busy fucking with Hannah Montoya. Don't pay attention. What's going on? I'm not a Midwest kid. I'm an Ohio baby. What the fuck does that mean? He's a Ohio baby. That's a Midwest kid. Ohio does think of themselves as just Ohio though, I think. Well, they're that's crazy. I have like the most state pride of any state you're in the Midwest. No, I know. God, Rico, what a save by Nikki smokes there to start spouting off. He saved you that that half a million. I mean, I already sent a LeBron stuff. I said, how is this not been sent to me? Like, this is clearly something that has to come across my desk. It's obvious. I'm not as locked in at all times. I have been on the weekends, but I got one guy who's God at parties and in concerts, making TikTok videos in the back and gas just only wants to send things like the Nikki smokes. Things he knows will get me very mad. You know, it's well established that your LeBron is on your, that's part of your beat. Yes. Yes. I had all stuff. He was playing good when I saw it's like it was it's the first away home game in the history of the NBA. He was in New York last night, but he lives in New York, but he was playing for the Sixers. And it was bad day, Celtics, I bet him just because opening day, just because it was opening day, 22 point lead, fucking, they look like the same team just hoisting for three after three after three. None of them going into the full of quarter frustrating. Hank, frustrating. Yeah. I mean, that's how they've had they've had those games every every game for like four years. But then they stack them up in the playoffs. That's what they do in that playoffs. They cannot score. They don't even try to get like it's just three up to three up to three up to three brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick. Paul George look good though. First half, third quarter. He didn't look good in the fourth. Playoff P. I think playoff P is going to be special. Okay. What else we got? What else we got going on? That video. The fish was pretty cool. The man. Do you ask all. No, wait. The school. You posted one of a school. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's relaxing. Parrot fish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I apologize. I thought you meant the one. Good. Man, we all get work. I went to a manatee rescue yesterday. It was awesome. But yeah, that those that that's right on my dock. The parrot fish. Very cool. I'm trying to relax. Yeah, this has to tell me Nikki smokes. Who. I mean, Daniels. Yeah. Brought this company to his knees. Nobody with less talent has brought this company to their knees more than Nikki smokes. And then he'll go make a video, being like Dave doesn't always talking about it. It's like, I would just shut your fucking mouth. You fucking idiot. We got a lot of don't got it guys. Like Nikki smokes thinking he know. You think he's going to go on and say things about me like that. It's like, just shut your mouth. You useless. Cont. It's actually my boy and like people are going to say, man, there's so much people don't even know about Nikki smokes. The conversations I've had to have about Nikki smokes for him to go open his mouth and ever put my name in his mouth is shocking. He can be frustrating. I dealt with it a couple of weeks ago when he just when he didn't go to game five in Cleveland and he tweeted. He's like, oh, I, yeah. It's like this fucking guy was like, Nikki fucking text me and ask me, I literally said to white socks, Dave. Do you want Nikki smokes going with you? And the white socks, Dave said, no, I'll go alone because white socks, Dave wanted to be what's the, what's his name? The in Game of Thrones where he's going against the whole army. Do you want it? White socks, Dave want to be John Snow going to Cleveland by himself. That was the reasoning. I said, hey, Nikki, do you like white socks. Yeah, he got a little there. He was having a good fall. And then, but then Nikki just goes on Twitter and I told him the one thing that I cannot stand at this company is when people tweet for sympathy. When people tweet something that you know, it's going to be a bunch of people replying to me and like, yeah, that's not fair. Oh, we should have had Dave should have done that or dead should have done that. It drives me bananas because they know what they're doing. And that's what he did. And I said, don't ever do that again. I don't even I don't know that doesn't I just it's just how stupid he is is what bothers me. It's just he's just so stupid. Like he's just so stupid. He's just so stupid. Do you want me to get him in here? Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess it's like, okay, go grab him. Can I tell you the mincey one that I had this week, Dave? The mincey is almost in his own universe of it. He is. He's a different thing. But did you follow any of the like scam that they thought mincey was doing with the tickets and everything? No, who thought they were scamming? So mincey at mincey people are like are like people. were claiming mincee was scamming tick pick. Uh, one of our sponsors now. Mincee, for the white socks, uh, guardians game, the game for or game three, when it was like the first white socks home playoff game in a long time, mincee had a friend who said he could get him eight tickets for $400 total, $50 tickets. We're all like, dude, this is fake. Whatever mincee's like, no, no, he's good. He's good. Turns out, wasn't real, right? Obviously, what we said, mincee sent him the $400. So we all were like, mincee, you just got scammed, you lost $400. Turns out mincee, then when the guy was like, I don't have the tickets, mincee was like, hey, you can just get me a hotel at the, at the poker tournament that we're going to next week. And the guy was like, fine. So it was like, oh, mincee scammed everyone telling him that he lost $400 when he had the, the, this is a dumb, whatever. Either way, I, I had to go through mincee's phone, Dave, I had to go through his phone to, to make sure he wasn't scamming tick pick. This guy and mincee, mincee has a friend who's a gambler, the way they were texting with each other, Dave, you would have thought these guys would like, what's the guy's name, Billy Walters? Uh, is that a, yeah, they were texting back, Dave, they were like, hey, hearing anything about the, hearing anything about the chiefs, like, how's the motivation for this game? They had, and I like, I like, I'd ask you to do that, though, Bosco does that. Yeah, but, and then the best was they're like, hammer play, best play I've ever seen. It was bills minus 13 and a half against the Patriots. And I was just like, they just, they're, the way they're treating each other, they thought they were like the smartest people in the world. That's, you know, what that reminds me of our old friend there, and to do the time that the Broncos, like scored the first time that the boss, like, who has that pick? Who makes that pick? The cardinal's Kyler Murray. He's like, who makes that? I do. I do. No one makes that pick. I do. All right, Nikki smokes is here. You've been getting fucking crushed. Yeah. I mean, what else just now? Yeah. You deserve it. Like, yeah, I mean, I get, absolutely put my name in your mouth. After everything you've done here, we were going through the math. You're nobody as a direct flow to what I said. Nobody has brought, who has contributed to less, has brought this company to its knees more than you. And for you to go out there and be like, I don't know content. I screwed it up. I, I didn't say you don't know content, Dave. That's, that's, that's not true. What's so ever? The whole, the whole conversation, Ron asked me, he's like, why do you think the show was no longer happening? In first, I went through, well, like, the girls don't really want to do it anymore. You know, whatever. And then he was like, well, like, what do you think the difference was with Vegas and Jersey? And I was like, it was more reality style. Like, if you don't do some shit, you're going to get set home. And I think you saved Vegas. I think Vegas needed that. But in terms of, like, the girls or other people wanted to come back and do the show, I think that, like, that pressure and the elimination time, I think it was a long way. To be elimination, that was not going in. It was so boring. You're a girlfriend. I begged her not to be in the fucking show. I didn't want to have the cast either. To be in. And I said, I, because the, guess what? At the end of Jersey, the rank, the tank, it was tanking because people saw it and was sick of it. So it's like, we don't want a fucking repeat of what happened. So I said, I don't want you to there. Oh, we won't even hook up. We won't do it instantly back. Fuck you, Dave. We're doing the same thing. Well, if you're going to do that, which I beg you not to fucking do and didn't want you to show, you're going to go home. That wasn't an intentional prior thing. Right. And look, I, I, I agree with you. That's why when the original cast came out and Annika was not on there, I was like, okay, perfect. And then right before the show, I don't know, she must have texted you saying, I promise I won't get with Nicky smokes. Well, yes. Guess what? Like that. She, we, she's been making that promise with me for, for years now. And it just so hard. My, what did I, what did I, I, that, that you're like, well, Dave screwed up, Jersey was the, you know, the end of Jersey was tanking, right? Well, I feel like that's kind of how it is with every show. Like the end of it is not as pop, popular or popping as it is at the beginning. That's right. What, what is the last season of any show better than like the early season? It's, it's one season. It's the last episodes. It's the finale of season one. Right. But I also, the end of the internet invitation on last year was going up. You want, it should be because they're, they're, they're playing for two, like what, $4 million in season one. Like season one, Jersey Shore. You don't think like the finale of season one, Jersey Shore was a big, like, I don't have it, but I'm sure it was. You definitely want the finale to be the biggest pop. For sure. You guys just gone into routine of doing the same exact shit. Like nobody, the numbers are all going down. And by the way, you're, you're, like, I know you live in a way we have. And I could ask gas when you compare numbers to numbers and things we get, like, throttled by certain social medias, like you can't post as quick. You can't do things as quick. So it's not all apples to apples. But like, yes, season one, there's explosion with you and Anna, which, Annika, people hadn't seen Danny's dating the other girl. It's going fucking up. Brianna, Brianna is in it and said something. It was all and then it, and then people like, wait a minute. This is great and drama and we're seeing it and it slowed. And, and when you guys went home, it slowed and it was lower and lower. So it's like they, people are getting sick of the same shit. People as contrary to your belief, don't want to see you guys just go out and be chummy and do nothing. I, well, trust me, I, I, I, I don't want to sit out there and, like, get with my ex over and over and over again, either. Like I, but you know, I wouldn't want to see you that. I mean, yeah, when I'm drinking, if we're boozing and like, she looks good, like, yeah, that's, that's what's going to happen. Okay. So I broke that part up. Right. Well, no, because she was basically on Vegas for more than three fours of the show. If she stayed on Vegas, the ratings would have kept going up. She quit. She quit when it got interesting. That's, that's not on me, not on me. I look, I think you saved it. It would be like Jersey, I also think it would have been like Jersey or it would be like Jersey. Sure. Something happens with Ronnie and Sammy and Sammy quits gone off the show. Something had to snookie. She's off the show. It's like, you're going on a reality show. You know what reality show is, we're trying to create drama. The drama is created. The people who are in the drama quit. That's my fault. I don't think that's your fault. Why'd you say that? I, I, what do you mean? You said that as a quote. That's where this all started. No, I'm saying like the re, I think the reason why like the people, Vegas suck guys all the cows again. What? Nikki's on, I think kind of, I, you said Vegas, so ruined it was like how Dave did Vegas. That's a direct quote. Yeah, but you, you first quoted it saying, um, Vegas absolutely sucked until I stepped in. I think Vegas originally sucked because like it was a whole different cast the first day. And then boom, see you later, Rico Bosco, see you later, doge, see you later, movie, see you later. Like all these people that were cast it all got sent home instead of just sending out because it was boring. Right. But I think if Bosco was out there thinking he's like, I've already said it. And that's what I'm saying. Like if like he had an original cast and he loves dance and then doing one bottle, it's gross. Dave, if we had an original cast that already had storylines and if you just sent them out already where the audience already knew who they were and then you didn't like it and sent them home fine, but we went out there with like a completely different candy one guy who's buried a guy who's 40, two girls with boyfriends. Like, like, what, what were we doing? Look, it was silly. Great by day two or day three. Yeah, because you had to get rid of pretty much everyone that we replaced the cast. People that were down to do shit. People want to see Danny like just be like, all boyfriend up. No one paid a fucking lick of attention to that once it happened. And they were, it's boring. They go home early and play snuggly games. That's boring. Look, Dave, I am very appreciative for you giving me that chance on that show. I, I'm only sticking up for it because I love doing it. And I know you think it's just, of course, you know, it has like a vacation, but it's not like it is a vacation. No, it's not like it, like a vacation is like what I do every single weekend, like without the fuck. No, it's what every single day and every single week of the year, your life is a vacation. You get to, you get to drink and party. That's a, that's a vacation. All right. You don't think you all think into vacation. Come on. Oh, yeah, obviously it's a vacation, but like when we were doing Vegas, I mean, I'm just going to sound like a fucking idiot. Let me just shut the fuck up. Well, like we, this is, you're going to, we had to do a zip line. No, dude. Okay. First of all, fuck off, man. Like we would go out fucking rage till 3 a.m. Whatever. And then bing, bing, bing, bing, like terrors at my door, 6 a.m. We got to go do the fucking, the Roan Show and get ripped apart for fucking two and a half hours. I'm not saying that like, obviously there's vacation elements to the show. But if you think it wasn't like an entertainment base thing, first, I think that's a crazy thing to say. I don't think it was just, oh, yeah, do whatever the fuck you want. No one cares. Like when you're involved and you're watching the show and you play a big part, like no one's sitting here, like, oh, this is the greatest time ever. It's like, all right. Like we got a fucking makeshit happy. And you say whatever you want about me, like I'm sorry for all the fuck up I've had here. Like I'm just a fucking idiot. I do love, I love being here. But I gave everything I had to try to make shit happen. And I can't just make everyone else fucking fall in line and do that shit. - Yeah, all right, so but that, that, but you're not my problem with the shows. - Yeah, I agree with you. You do actually on these shows, you are actually trying to do that. - Correct, but I don't know what, but you're blaming me. I am not blaming you completely. No, I am not doing that. - I got a tweet from Gaz that said, honestly, I think kind of what ruined it was like how Dave did Vegas. That is a quote that was sent to me from Paul Guzinski, probably chewing his gum. - Happy as well. - Yeah, but that's because that's just how they clipped sheet here. And they knew it would work. And like, my fucking cap to Gaz and all his fucking minions that know how to clip, they know how to do their job, they know how to get the most of the most. Like, if you watch that whole clip in context, I said a couple of things, like other reasons for why I don't think the show is happening again. And then the last part was like, I honestly like, I think the way Dave did Vegas where it's every single fucking day and it's like, if you don't do this, like he's gonna fly out your situation. - It's what you mean as opposed to letting you go home. - As opposed to letting you go home. - Well, I honestly don't know why they had the option to go home. Like, why the fuck did they have the option to go home? - I can't keep them in prison. Prison, we're at a fucking resorted Vegas. - No, but I'm saying that I don't have the authority to tell somebody they have to stay there. I don't. If that is not, I'm not awarding, I can't do that. If someone's like, Dave's forcing me to be in this Vegas show, I cannot do that, it's illegal, I can't do it. And everyone knows that, I don't force people to go on it. And if you want to go off and it's different than the work environment. And so I can't be like, well, you're fired from Barcel if you don't say, I cannot do that. If they want to leave, if Anakin wants a beg to be on because she wants to go have a free vacation party in the second, it gets interesting. She wants to leave, same with Una, same with all of them. I can't do anything. - Okay, so I think essentially what killed the show is that people were just allowed to go, right? Like if everyone had to sit there and agree with that. - And be there with the fire fucking birds that you're supposed to kill. - Second, that it's a fucking begger. - I agree with you and I'll get for you, you don't do that. The guys don't, but the women of the show, when they're like, oh, this is getting a little too hot. I don't like being in the frying pan. They left and that's what ruined the show. And I guess what I was trying to say is like, you are the chef in the kitchen turning the fucking heat up. You know what I'm saying? - Correct. - And they just couldn't handle that. - Correct. - So, yes. - But I didn't go in being like, I'm gonna turn this up. I watched it, Bosco was a mis-fucking cast. Deutsche was a mis-cast, so there are mis-casts people like, we gotta shake it up and we got it where it was gonna be very, very good. And then people left. Well, that's not, it's exactly like Jersey Shore. If Ronnie or Sammy Lee, when they get in a fight, or it's like, like, they don't get paid probably if they leave. So it's different. Like, you still get paid. No one's getting paid more or less. They didn't wanna do it. That's fine. I didn't want either of them in the show. And they both begged to be in the show when they both couldn't handle it. - Yeah. - Okay. - Thank you. - All right. Good pick 'em. - Good pick 'em. That's just great for Bosco. That half a million is like. - Yeah, I think they reacted. I think Vegas 2012 might have been a little bit different of a story, but I, you know, like, if I was out dancing, real man's in, I agree, but. - Uh, okay. - Yeah, no one else would be coming. - That Bosco, again, that's on my, that I made a joke of myself. That's my fault because I haven't fully adapted to this new age non-nidu world of Bosco where you'll try to adapt and make the best out of situations because that's no good. Like, old Bosco, you sent Vegas. You're gonna get like the psychopath. This new Vegas year, like, trying to be a life of the party and dancing is gross. So that's on me to have to adapt to. Like, I saw another gas sent me another video of you, dancing with Austin's girlfriend. It's like gross. - Okay. So then, but, all right. You love dancing. I didn't know it. Everything could be content, everything could be a clip. Like, all right, you know? - Yeah, it's gross. - All right. - You dancing for fun to entertain gross. And I saw you on your show with Jerry and Nicky Numbers. They agree, it's gross. All right. Somebody asked me to do something, I did it. I won't do it again. No sweat, you're the boss. Makes sense. Listen, no, listen, like that was the thing, 2020, 2022. Walking on the beach. Like, I don't know, man, I get it. So you say something, do it. - Yeah. - I know you've been dancing. - I haven't, this is hand up on me. I have to adapt. I haven't totally adapted to this new Bosco. Like, oh, send him out to Vegas. He's gonna be miserable. He'll just, it'll be funny how mad and upset he is. Instead, he's like having the time of his life. He's away from his family. He doesn't want to go home. Like, this is a disaster. You, he was the number one vacation guy. Yeah. He loved it. Good clips, you got a new audience. Throw some assists. Macarena Bosco, it's a different world. Banana ball Bosco. (laughing) Okay, we'll get back to the games in a second. Let's tell you about our friends at Farmer's Dog. 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I'm not gonna try to rile him up. You could still get worked. I could still get worked up. Not like I'm a fucking corpse. No, you're a different type of guy. You're like, I've harnessed all my shit. I can't be mad about it. You're healthier. You're definitely healthier. Yeah, without meds, which is like a fucking, I'm like, I'm not on meds. No, they didn't work. Wow. Good for you, Bob. Been a long time. Good for you. Self-medicating. What does that look like? What do you mean? Self-medicated? Is there just like a, like a doll in your basement that you're just like hammering and like, what? Bosco's just got, he's like digging to China in his basement. That's how he gets how he, what's self-medicated? Figure it out. See the good and things. Mix it up every once in a while. Good for you, dude. Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, we're screaming to a pillow every once in a while. I'll get your frustration out. But it's almost directly correlated, dude. To do, yeah. Why is he totally got out of the world? This guy, the front for any rivalry in this, the rowers, Bosco's won this one so decisively. Like, yeah. Once that show didn't happen, this guy's been like tap dancing across rainbows. You're right, Dave. It's true. And then, yeah, I didn't put it together. That was stupid of me. That is definitely out of medication. That's the self, look at the smile. That's self-medicated. He cannot smile like a bird. It's nice to win one, no, nice to win. It's why it's unfortunate that he's just gone forever, dude. He'll be never gone forever with you. What do you mean? What does that mean, Bosco? You, you're the one who talked to him. All right. So what do you want to talk to? There's been no content, but I'd say in a couple of years, he always starts with, yes. He always DMs gas first. He didn't go to me, Bosco. I know, but you, yeah, you found them. There's ways you, you were always looking at him. Oh, hey, I'm all, I will never, I'll always be guilty of my sins. I'll always be guilty of my sins. I'll never turn away from my sins. Well, you go to confession on a Saturday. Is that, is that what, is that what you say it? When, when, when someone brings up something from the past, I'm not bigger than my sins. Nobody's bigger than this. But yeah, I'm not the one who's like, it's gas or Jack. I'll get him back. I guarantee it. (laughs) I mean, Jack, you, Jack, you ate him though. Like, what, whatever. But nobody likes somebody's, he serves a purpose. I know. The, the, the banana ball, Bosco is like, that's, that's the world we live in when the dude is gone. Yeah, three weeks, so send me an invisible link like, how's it going? And I'll get playing for it. I'll get playing for it. Yeah, gas that I'll have him back. And then, and then Bosco will say, I'm the one who did it. Men of honor season two is not dead. Oh, man. People love, how many people are wearing these draft Kings racing hats? The go-go, go, that, like, they're fire. And the whole office has got them. Yeah, what do you got? You got them too? Where, where'd you get it? Oh. Sign your dust in. Oh, okay. Well, we, we got, finally, we got the draft Kings hats with the 47. So, because that racing hat, they made one with the go-go graze. I got a bunch of them here too. So, yeah. Bosco, did you ever come, did you finally agree with me on our disagreement on Sunday in the gambling cave? Yeah, what was that about again? Uh, you just couldn't understand the fact that a push if you bet the my I didn't I I really didn't I blacked out I thought the way he bet it. I thought No, no, you know, you just you just did a Bosco where you just did not want to hear what I was, I heard you I heard you I was push he did the he did the thing. They've where you asked me a question I gave him an answer and then he just sat like with that face on where he's like, that's just can't be right He was a Hank bet Steeler's money line in the third quarter They went to overtime and Bosco was like if the game ends in a tie, Hank loses bet, right? I'm like, no It's a push and he's just like no because they didn't win. I'm like, but they didn't lose Yeah, and it just we went back and forth. I thought the way they great it. Yeah, it happens Happy one damper pay with another loss. The others would have win nice There you go. You still you're still potentially you curse chase team The two are not unrelated. Okay, okay, but we're gonna switch it soon. We're gonna get them five or six wins So they get out of the top three for a good pick whatever and then we'll see all right What go ahead, Bosco give us a hypothetical give us a take on this last weekend then we'll get to I mean it was all I think I gave it on the show they dropped like 24 to 1 to 14 to 1 or something. Yeah, they looks good BYU has dropped down to I think 45 I got it at 90 I said it a month ago It was the only guy in the country then BYU could beat Notre Dame outright a month ago That is a month ago a month ago That BYU could beat Notre Dame. I 100% since the jump have been saying BYU could beat Notre Dame in Provo All right, so great promo like and Danny canal. Yeah, great minds think alike No, I mean, I'm really hypothetical, but like the more better usually you bet BYU money. Yeah. Yeah, oh you did yes. Oh, okay I set it on the show I go they're gonna win this came out right. I didn't I didn't know you put the money on yeah I Maybe it's just like what I'm rooting for I'm rooting for a full blown like 2007 you start to look at some of these teams like BYU UCLA. I will Ole Miss Kentucky like we're gonna get some new faces in here and nobody knows anything Maybe get the big dogs out. This is why now are you guys in the opinion? I know Dan you are against I think I think last weekend like Slitifies I I think the playoffs gonna be great. I think within two years, you're gonna be like I don't know how we live without this thing I don't know. I think it's just too many Mulligan's now like Texas is gonna be Last last week would have I think last week would have been even better if it was a 18-point. Yes, but here's why here's why Texas was eliminated Here's why I don't think the Mulligans. I've said this I I think like if you look at an Auburn Georgia and and like SEC games big 10 games things like they they hate each other and I I don't know how I was gonna wear third Saturday and in November, but Tennessee Alabama these fan bases have their own histories and rivalries that they care so much about individual games regardless So it doesn't it devalue except Ohio State would devalue the game and change all the stuff But for most schools it doesn't the rivalries are so pure and so long standing so agree those games still matter of course I'm saying though the one of the best parts about college football when when Rico references 2007 Is that college football the regular season matters so much because if you lose like remember when it used to be and I don't I'm not saying go back to the BCS era. I'm not even saying go back to four. I think 12 was fine I think eight would be fine. I think 24 is too many because it would be like hey if you if you lose this game Your season's over. Yeah, and just doesn't exist anymore. Yes, but I am I know you better than you know you You were in in a year and a half to two years after we've had all these games It's almost like you might be right a mini March madness for football Well, you're gonna be like how did we ever live without this? I I do think there are levels to it though I think there's some really flawed shitty teams in that 18 to 24 range that it's gonna just fine One verse 16. You're still betting it. Yeah, no no March madness I am I'm just gonna be wall-to-wall elimination football my my My well, it's not gonna be one verse 16. I'm just saying hypothetically Well, you know be biased. They're gonna do by I'm just saying. Yeah, you'll have mismatches, but you have spreads. Yeah. Yeah, no I might my like where I've landed on it is that college football has kind of been Fucked so many different ways that yeah, I'll end up like liking it because this isn't the thing that's ruining college football We've already done so many things before that where it's like Oregon and Oregon state aren't poor. I'm gonna say to my favorite watch this year Oregon and Oregon state aren't playing the shooter so that Oregon go to fucking eat you know Piscataway like we've already fucked it up so much that at this point It's like whatever who I think the one sport that can withstand the The the devaluation of the season is college football of all the sports because of just the built-in Rivalry shit, but what do you make of I was doing the math if with a 2014 playoff some of these teams. Oh, no You're gonna have to win five playoff games to win a national title in a 12 game season Don't you think that's a little too much percentage percentage wise? Like a run of the hardest competition five playoff games in a 12 game season. I Thought that was a lot. What is the what is division like 1.2. How many six are they 16? How many do they have one of their 32? I want to say 32 team playoff I could be wrong. I think it's 32 24 so it's the same That's true. I didn't consider that it's a good counterpoint So you do the math? I just thought yeah, I think But with one double a Those teams they haven't seen the way that is it that's 24 because it spread out and none of those teams ever play each other in the Non-conference if that makes sense. You know what I mean like in this one They're already they're mixing in math like you're playing some of the I don't Not sure. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know Some of those some of these teams are going through the the SCC team has to go through a gauntlet of a nine game So nine games in their own conference 12 games And then that's the win five more like hey It's kind of like what happened in the playoffs this year in the American League like I don't think big 10 teams should play like big 10 teams Right like I'd like to separate the conferences in the playoffs. Yeah, I just think that overall playoffs Whether it be the NBA, I think the play in is garbage MLB I think it's like weird how they you know everyone gets in NFL going to seven teams. I think the playoffs have been devalued a little 100% the tournament being 76 is bullshit Will I watch will I gamble on all of them will I consume every single game? Yes, of course, but making the tournament used to mean something now It's like you can have a very average season. I agree with everything you're saying But I'll go back to the original point. I think college football is the most resistant. Yeah, because just the game Yeah, no, there's history, right like Michigan Michigan state. Yeah It it means more I guess theoretically when it's a knockout, but it kind of doesn't in terms of bragging rights Yeah, yeah, no, you're you're right on that and I I think it's also like part of part of what I didn't like is that we went from four to 12 and we had 12 for what like three two years and if you were Immediately was 24. Yeah, like we couldn't even see we haven't even seen if 12 is the right number yet Yeah, it basically had we had one good 12 season because Miami remember my what was Miami? What would they ranked where Miami makes a run to the national title? Like it was two years ago where it was like every game was a blowout and it sucked. Yes So then we had one good one and we're like, oh, yeah, we need to actually yeah, we haven't seen it yet You need a five year. I agree with that like we saw the group of the fours and and for most years it was like Four might be too little here. Let's figure it out and then we haven't even seen a 12 back to what happened just this past week, you know, like holy shit anybody may be able to beat anybody which also You know conspiracy theory is that they announced the 24 we talked about on PMT But they announced the 24 playoff and then they're like oh, let's have the craziest weekend ever. Huh? Oh, let's leave a second on for BYU Notre Dame to finish off the night. Huh? Just sent something to something to throw out there I actually don't think by the way BYU deserves all the credit in the world. They were a better team I I have no problem with the no PI. I do have a problem with not doing the clock. Correct Credit to ever to the clock you can't complain about a second your home. That's what you want in but I agree with the No, I mean I feel like there's been a lot of fighting this year that they're not which I'd rather I'd rather let them play then not like right correct So the no the PI, but I do think Notre Dame should have an extra they should have but it's like you can't blame the loss on that I also BYU's fucking fake punt was very stupid too. Yeah, I see I have a mix take on that because I like I it was crazy, but when it's crazy and almost I feel like works. I don't know how it doesn't work when nobody in the world expects it. Like that's when you're supposed to do it. Like if that works, it's like a genius call. So if you're a fan, I don't know they can get mad at it because I would have never guessed they stopped that in a billion years. Because like I feel like I can usually sniff out, like watch a fake punt, not in a million years that I think they're faking that one, right? But credit to Sataki there, he pulled out the whole kitchen sink. I mean, he had a trick play after trick play. - Did you see that, do you see the BYU student who was like, or the player who was like, yeah, I yelled Hut for the end of the half to CJ Carr? To like, kind of fuck him up. - No. - Does he get like in trouble with BYU? - Well, I don't think he, yeah, he's supposed to get a flag if the ref hurt it. - No, no, I'm not, I'm asking. I'm saying like BYU, like you can't fuck, you can't have coffee. Like if you'd say like I cheated, are they like, well now you're in trouble. - Oh, that's a good point. - No, I don't know. - I think that's gamesmanship for them. - They'll take that away. - Because they get swear. - Yeah, that's true. - It came out to me in the book stories. Like, fucking right. Like, you get the swear, he's like, oh yeah. (laughing) - It was incredible weekend though, incredible weekend. And I'm excited. So Rico, do you have any other hypotheticals before we do our card? - No, no, it's just I'm rooting for the chaos. I'm really open for it. - I had a seven-year-old kid from Texas who was like giving everybody the bird at the end of the game. Has that kid been thrown in jail yet? - Which kid? - There was a kid like taunting the Florida players at the end of the game after Florida won. He was like doing this. - What do you think's worse? That kid or the Alabama people dancing on the field when Tennessee won, did you see that? - No, I didn't see that one. - Two people are doing a dosi dough on the fucking field. And Alabama jerseys have to Tennessee wins. - I'd like to see that. I think you misinterpreted it. - Okay. - I'll, I'll see. - That was an incredible scene. - Maybe I was one of those, that like aerial shot of Neal and Stadium with the sunsetting and the orange and the brown and like the crimson and the orange and just like everyone on the field. It was just so important. - You have us. - This is America. - Do you have a take on who owns Dixie Land to light? - Bama. See, I think. - It's tough. It's about, it's about Tennessee. - Yeah. - Buy a band name Alabama. I think Bama probably owns it, but it's almost like-- - 'Cause it ain't all the time. - Yeah, but it's almost better if you're a Tennessee fan. Like, if I were a Tennessee fan, you have Rocky Top. Like, that is the spooky Rocky Top, by the way, making kill and debor like shit himself was an all-time clip. All-time clip to drop spooky Rocky Top. So you have Rocky Top, which is awesome. I think it's actually better to be like, you know what, it is yours, but when we beat you, we're gonna play it. And it's about Tennessee. - You know what I mean? - I just sent it. - Yeah, all right. Let's see. I was-- - Hold on. - Dave, the Texas guy you're talking about, got hit with a lifetime band. - Oh, he did. - Was it a player? - It was a guy, he's like a son of somebody had a field pass and he was watching you. - Okay, Guy Bosco, doesn't count. - Yeah. - I mean, if we're just being blatantly honest here. - Yeah, they didn't care who won. - That's a gay guy who went with his girl like friend. His friend, not girlfriend, but that's just gay and every sense of the world, like Joviol, like let's be marrying gay. That's a gay guy. - Okay. - All right. - All right. - That's what it is. That's not, I promise you this. That's not a straight heterosexual Alabama fan doing the dosi dough after they lost. I guarantee you that. - No. - Yeah, that's a cut and dry. - All right. - That was for the Instagram. - Yeah. - That was for a brand. - I knew you missed something on the clip 'cause I have enough. There is no real Nebraska fan. I mean, Alabama fan who's doing the dosi dough after Alabama loses to Tennessee. That's just not happening. - Right. - Okay. - Good ball talk. - Yeah. - I never crossed your mind on that one. - Dave, that's a face after I said that it's a push. He says got it, he says right, but he just completely disagrees with you. But credit to Bosco. - I didn't see the guys. - He keeps that emotion down. He did banana ball about Bosco. Has found a way to. - I want to have comments. I'm gonna actually zip through these comments here. I don't know who, oh there, you can't even this guy walked his comments. - Yeah, I mean, that's the most obvious thing of all time. (laughs) - With draft king sports with number one sports book for live bed and college football Saturdays are not exactly subtle. Noon kickoffs, night games, rank matchups in a board full of ways to build your parlay. All customers can opt in every Saturday and get a stepped up boost for college football parlayes. 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Number one sports book for live betting based on available live market data. - Wait, I might have one more thing. - Yeah, go for it. - Dave, how much does the dream hurt the rivalry if they win? I sent you that the other night, the clip. Did you see that in her throwing a temper tantrum? - What? - Angel Reese. - Dude, I'm obviously rooting against her. - It's feather in her cap if she wins. - I know. - Yeah. - I counter a big point which I've thought about and I haven't researched enough. I'm not quite sure what these ratings have been. I think they've been disasterously low. So I think I'll probably go something along the lines if a championship pre falls in the woods and no one hears it does account. That'll probably be the angle. It's one one they played a night. I haven't watched a second of it, to be honest. - Where are the Valkyries from? - Vegas. - No. - Go to the Aces, go to the state, okay. - Veronica Burton, daughter of Steve Burton, Patriots like reporter. I went to, I believe, Hopkins in high school. Mine are the best players on the Valkyries. - What is, you gotta tell me what the series is? - 11, 11. - And it's a five. - Seven. - At least I saw a graphic for seven, could be wrong. - I don't think it, is it seven? - I thought I saw a graphic, I'll Google it. - Best of seven. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - You have any ratings on this yet? If anyone can dig up, I'd love to hear that they're low. If they're high, just don't say anything. - Yeah, just pretend it didn't exist. Bosco, you stay hot. You're 59%, 55%, Dave, you're over 50%. - Yeah, everybody's over 50. - Yeah, good year so far. Bosco, you're six and one on Bob Diacos, Zupi five and two, I'm four and three, then Dave, Hank, and Jack, and three and four. Should we get into the games? - Pretty good. - It looks. - Actually, what do you say, Dave? - You look like high ratings, so. - Oh, all right, so just pretend we'll cut that part. Good, really tough, fun week to follow last week, where you have a bunch of teams where you're like, you gotta fade this team, you gotta do, like, I didn't put UCF, BYU on this, but like, - Yeah, that's a great spot. - We can't roll, we make K-Dick look dumb. - Yes, yes. - Like the Alabama Georgia game, they both came off that game and threw an absolute duds. - They both look like absolute crap, yeah. And now Georgia gets a buy week and I guarantee you, whoever they play, I have no idea who they play after. I think it might be Florida. They will stomp because they will be arrested and refocused and that's how Kirby will work. Okay, so let's get into it. First game, Indiana at Michigan, Michigan plus seven, let me get the over under Dave. - We can't play music, I don't think, but I've been, so we may have to. - Was the Bryce, what is this? - Turn it off. - Turn it off. We can put it to your mic, Dave, not to the camera. - Well, you know what? I'm just gonna send it to you guys. It's a little something we've been cooking up over here. - Was your investment in Bryce Underwood, the worst investment you ever made? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wrap a port. - Yeah. - You should do a top five. - Yeah, I will, I'll come up with. - Oh, brick watch, Hank just pointed to his wrist. - Brick watch. - That's me, hey, he shouldn't have said that. - No, that's it, no, we're having an honest conversation. - Yeah, but let him say that. - Oh, pack the tool. - Pack the tool. - Mold house. - Mold house. - Still dealing with mold house. - Yeah, me and Jerry, I gotta go down there. Yeah, yeah, so maybe there's four right off the top back to stool wrap a port mold house brick watch. Yeah, horses. I mean all of them. I enjoyed those gives you something. Yeah, that gives you enjoyment. Yeah. Tommy car now like it's it's the Tommy car time and the office did I know he didn't light it up, but it looks more functional. What do you think of this hype video we got? Yeah, I can't pick up the song. What's the song? Hey, you get out of my dreams and into my car? Oh, it's a hype video with that. So, and it's Tommy car throwing like a five yard out, but it's a laser. Yeah, pitch. Uh, it again, he didn't light it up, but it did look more functional. The offense. It did. They got a couple turnovers and suddenly they could run the ball. They got a lot of issues. If you can't run the ball, you're not going to be good at quarterback. I mean, obviously, I love seeing Lloyd car up there with greasy and it's like full circle and I think you're going to ask the question. I was, who would you rather have Tommy or CJ? I think those are fair questions. I don't want to create a like a family rivalry. You're not, you're not giving a answer. You're just asking the question. Yeah, right. Yeah. Right. Right. Uh, I, this week will really determine what day of you see with Michigan, the rest of the season, obviously. I think we're in deep water. I don't think, I don't think, um, Nick Marsh knocking his foot and did us any favors at all. So they're going to come in here ready. It's a signety. He said what the sun will come up getting ready for Michigan. He declared our starter before we did. He's like, well, I know who's playing and then we announced it. Well, it gives, it gives us a little hope, but I really do think Bryce under what got far too much of the blame. Maybe I'm, I hope I'm wrong. I hope it was all his fault, but I don't think so based on what I was seeing this team do. So seven and a half, I'll take Michigan, obviously because a mission guy, but the reality part of me is is, I think the team has a lot of flaws. So we'll see. Yeah, I agree. Bryce under would probably got too much blame, but he didn't. I think the one, the fair criticism of Bryce underwood is that it didn't look like he got much better. You know, I mean year to year. And it's kind of the same thing that people are talking about with arch arch is not gotten better. Like he just has it. It doesn't look different than it did last year of the year before. So it's like, that's the fresh. And I see it better like watching the Indiana Ohio State guys game, both those quarterbacks have like time and we're missing open guys like I don't, I didn't. Bryce underwood is under to rest. He doesn't have open guys. Now, whether he's not reading the field and missing guys, little harder to decipher, but like they can't run the football. The guys don't seem to get any separate. It's just the whole offense looks like it sucks. So now, obviously they come in Tommy car. They have their best like half an of a while, but they also started one drive. I think on like the six yard line because of an interception. And the next drive, the guy ran for 50 yard touchdown. So I under would get a hand off for that. So I don't know. We'll see. The offense a line is not moving people Michigan style. We got a we got a rhino people of death. So we'll see, but I'll take Michigan, but a. It next pick them if we somehow win this game. Well, we're back in the playoffs and I'm going to be pomp on city. I don't. I really wish Nick Marsh goes foot down. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm taking Indiana minus seven because one I like went. I'm kind of fading myself. I was like, I watched it whole Indiana Ohio state game. And I was like, I don't like either of these teams. Then I was like Michigan's defense really good. I thought that was the best Indiana looked. Yeah, but yeah, Hoover. Hoover. Right. I can't imagine he's that bad all the time. Yeah, he looked bad. The Indiana defense was great outside of like a Jeremiah Smith. You know, he's just Jeremiah Smith. Right. I just think that he's one of those coaches. They hadn't lost the game since what the playoff of 2024. I know that it's not the same as Purdue football, but when they lost to Ohio State in 2024, I think they won 66 to nothing the next week against Purdue. So I think he's a refocus type of guy. I'll take Indiana minus seven. Yeah, I think the market may cut up to me because I was going under under on both of these teams. And now it's only 41 and a half, but I'm going to stick to the method under I trust both defenses under 41 and a half. The market caught. You think there's there's number guys and draft Kings. No, but you know what that means? No, I'm joking. It's Oregon State. It's a it's a common thing like the wall Michigan a little bit like if it wasn't for the turn. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. Well, Penn State sucks. I know that's what I'm that's what I'm saying. Like we barely beat Penn State. They're horrible. I know and you should have covered at the end. I know. I just knew that was going to happen. I know Michigan. I know. Okay, next up LSU Auburn LSU minus seven and a half over under 51 and a half. This is one of those ones that. Yeah, how good is LSU? I think they're pretty good. I just I don't I don't know how you you have to take LSU, right? You can't take Auburn. Yeah, I think Auburn. I think it helps. It's one of those things. I agree with what you're saying, but I do think LSU and link Kiffin and home game and new coach in Auburn and they're four or two. And if you look, they may seven and a half. I think. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm taking Auburn. I think they keep this game close. I think this may be a game like, uh, maybe Auburn is pretty good. Okay. I do. I will say Auburn's defense. I think you can keep in this game. I do not trust their quarterback. I just think that like god damn that's such a. That's a. That that basically for a first year head coach that win against Georgia basically buys you the year. Like you're good. Yeah. Oh, man. I guess I'll take Auburn as well. I want to take Auburn. I don't think LSU's offensive line is great. I don't really fully trust the quarterback. You know what? I'm going to take under 51 and a half. I think LSU's defense is very good. I mean, that's what I'm going to do. 51 and a half under. I'm actually going to go over. Okay. I still think there's some explosive plays. I've seen LSU and Auburn in decent defensive games, but they still get into the high 20s, 30s. You know, I think we're going over here over 51 and a half. Okay. Next up. Tennessee, it's South Carolina. This is the weirdest line. No, this is the one you have to take South Carolina. I'm sorry. A great day. Yeah. Dave knows. It's my own South Carolina. I had Tennessee last week. I think Tennessee is really, really good. I think their defense is a one of the best units in all of college football. You just have to take South Carolina. No, Brian, and this was like, oh, instant. Thank you. South Carolina. And South Carolina is coming off a win, too. Yeah. I'm taking the I'm taking the under. I agree with you. You have to take South Carolina. I just still don't believe in South Carolina. Yeah. No, I'm not going to take. Yeah. So then you do. If you made me take South Carolina. If you made me take a side, I would take South Carolina. Because why are they two and a half point favorite in this spot? They're not that good. I sell taking South Carolina still makes me puke. So I will do the opt out and I'll take the under. But the right side is a South Carolina. You don't believe them. All right, here's a tricky one. This is the trickiest one of the weekend because it's kind of the same as what we're just saying with everything. Ole Miss plus three and a half at Texas over under 53 and a half. Now, I'm going to go against myself on everything we've said about the last couple of games. I think Texas is like in almost full meltdown. Like everything's just falling apart. So it gets fired mode. And I think Ole Miss, when he won Lacey's on the on the field. And he was on and off last week. He always is kind of. Yeah. Well, I don't think it's a letdown spot for Ole Miss. Like I don't know. Well, that was a kind of a big. I mean, Missouri. That was a medium sized game. That's not like a gigantic. Yeah. And I'll keep saying it. If I think the theory that Ole Miss's defense is terrible is like that Florida game, which I've said 10 times. I just put a line through because it was coming off of the LSU game, which is the most emotional. I think Ole Miss is the best team primarily because the quarterback, the best team in the SEC. I love them here. Well, and Texas losing Colin Simmons. And then I also think that it's not rocket science. And maybe that maybe Texas will adjust. But it was very clear in that Florida game that Florida was like, we have a bad secondary. We're just going to blitz and are crazy about going to be able to figure out the archway the best throw of his life to like tie the game right the bomb when he got smoked. I think the saddest play I've seen all season. was when he got strip sacked and then he tried to crawl into the pile, like five minutes after they declared who had the ball. Like he was laying there, it looked like it's hurt. Then he just slowly like crawled into the pile, very sad. Rico, you give me the better quarterback, I'm taking Ole Miss. Okay. Yeah, anything else? No, I think they can win the game out right as well. So I don't know what you're looking at. Yeah, you're looking at money lines. Yeah, I'm taking Ole Miss. I don't know if I need. I don't take it. When you say, can I ask you a question, when you say that, are you also taking it because then next week you say, yeah, I took it. I said they could win outright. Are you actually taking that? But more so, I meant to more so, yeah, I'll take it, but more so I meant to say, I don't think I'm going to need the three and a half. Is that a better way to pass it down? No, no, I'm just asking. No, you're right. You're right to clarify. I like them outright. And then next week, you're like, I'm the only one in the world who said that they can win outright. I'm like, but did you? I had to say it for all your game. I had to be like, every under. I had to be like, it could win outright. Okay, last game, Houston at Utah. Houston at Utah. Big 12, by the way. Yeah, so the big 12 seems to like, the big 12 is way better than the ACC. Yeah. And it doesn't seem like they're for. I was a gigantic win for BYU in the big 12 right, but on to in Texas tech, whoever wants to start slow on, looks like they're starting to ramp it up. How about you? Arizona's Arizona's rank, Oklahoma state, Houston, like for until BYU beat Notre Dame, they were like, yeah, the big 12. Oh, yeah, the big. They were dismissing the big 12 proponent for a long time. Yeah, no, the big 12 is actually in today's day and age and football with the NIL, and everyone's getting paid is everything's just a flat line. Second best team in the ACC might be awake, who is very good. But yeah, that's about it. The barbershop. Oh, yeah. Okay. Houston, you saw it. It actually may be the maybe the most underrated guy is Belichick. Yeah, UNC's play. No one's even talking about his turn them around. They're four and two. There are whether to lay away from being a potential college football playoff. Yeah, they should have had funs in game. Okay. Houston, a Utah, Utah minus six and a half over under 56 and a half, Rico. Under 56 and a half. Trust Utah's defense. I think Houston gets stymied. I think both teams play a little conservative. I like the under with the defenses here. I think that was a great. I had a double oak state over and they just second half turned into zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom. It's awesome. It was 12 old school big 12. Yeah, because they're so much so far under in the first half and they just they couldn't it was 40 yard chunk play at the 40 yard chunk play. It was awesome. It was so sick. Uh, I have no idea in this game. I haven't watched a play of Utah. Uh, quarterback people like I'll take Utah, but not in real life. I have no idea. No idea. I tend to I may have actually taken the over on my card because I don't know that oak state can stop anybody. And I don't know that they can be stopped. I mean, Houston, Houston. I, uh, I'll take Utah at night. I don't know. I don't love this game. Yeah, same, but it's it's a great night game. Yeah, that's a great way to end the night. Uh, okay, let's go cards and we'll go mortals then we'll end the show. Okay, quick break in the action. Tell your about friends at body armor. 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No, but Dave, can you not admit, like there were three or four drive altering penalties that either didn't get called in UCLA's favor or got like got called on it. Like that that that blindside block was one of the worst calls I've ever seen. I've never seen something like that to four down where they just it was a face mask and they're like, yeah, we reviewed it. No, they literally watched a review for like 15 minutes of him not getting the first down and the entire time it's just UCLA player just like completely wrenching on his face, whatever. I'm not I'm not going to complain. You all right, Dave, they got to figure out the boxes. Yeah, me because we don't walk her. No, Dan. It's not Dan. It's not it's still not perfect. No, we did it right when I was having a problem. Here's what happened. Miami Florida state game went the overtime. And so it's off like the normal and there's so many games on. So even with the I got I got boss goes always spread like Russian propaganda on my TV situation. I have like a sports bar TV huge TV, but I don't like the YouTube they get too small for me. I can't see what's going on in in the YouTube quad box. So I like to put when big things are happening the full screen. If that means I only have three games on a full screen as opposed to going 12 small maybe I'll do it. Whatever Florida state Miami goes overtime. They go off the thing and then you can't refine it. I was like I was changing during commercial breaks. And then when I found it was the sky view. Yep, like up in the heavens. It's a big. It's a big problem in the change of windows. So if the 12 o'clock game was a little bit later, you're like, all right, well, I still want the 12 o'clock game that I'm watching. But now I need the 3 30 start. And yeah, it's think it's not per no. They got it. No, that's that that's a less issue. Like I'm not so worried about not having the first kick of the 3 30 when the games are ending. The problem was that night window. You had like eight games all ending at once. That were all spectacular. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I'm not worried about missing the first play of the game. No, but I meant more so they like if it goes they they slotted on their thing from 12 to 3 30. And then what if you've noticed when you're trying to rebuild a multi view or set up the other TV. Yeah, they change they change. If this makes sense, they change the thumbnail. Okay. So the the game you're watching is coming on. It becomes Jeopardy on channel seven. Yes. Yes. Yes. And you're like, wait a second. I didn't remember. Hold on. Oh, Jeopardy is actually fucking BYU Notre Dame. So they clicked that. It's it's like. Yes. It's bizarre. They got it. Just figure it out. Okay. Memphis minus 10 James Madison that serves a night minus 10 and a half. I have TCU minus nine and a half Boise State against Wazoo minus 13 and a half. This one might be also a square play. Alabama minus 14 at home against Texas A&M. They test the M sucks. Air Force Wyoming over 44 and a half. Texas Tech. We talked about it. How they look like they are now just like going to roll people minus 10 and a half at Cincinnati. Let's see what else I got. Cuse UNC over 46 and a half and Wisconsin plus three at home against USC. Don't love it. Feel like that's going to be a tough game for USC. Arizona minus 10 is also and then I have my mortal coming up. Rico Thursday night Liberty minus 10 against Kennesaw State. I have that too. Hawaii, Northern Illinois over 47 and a half. New Mexico should have covered. They slept walk through that. I love that coach just rip it away that turn over. Yeah. When you're losing. Awesome. Minnesota plus six and a half against Iowa. I don't think I'm going to need the six and a half. I think Minnesota takes care of business and I agree with you boys. He minus 13 and a half against Washington State. All right. Four corners. No, it's easy. All right. So I know about this. No. So I thought about. No, no, no, no. I can't even defend myself. All right. Put it this way, right? Dan picks a thousand games. Each one of his games count as less of a percentage. With mine, my games actually mean more. If you picked if I if I picked two hundred and that is Dean Smith logic there. That is. What are you? Wave. It's a fucking man. The English faceless rider sent you that I figured it out myself. That's there's no way. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Dummy. Because I'm like, oh, what are they going to do? Don't talk to me like a child. What? You're winning and it's not enough. My games matter more. I got to have the wins. Each one of mine is like 1.7%. Yeah, but if you have like a 10 game lead and you only pick three games, I'm trying to find the winners. I'm trying to find the winners. It's been going pretty good. When it goes when it goes bad, it means even more you can catch up to me. My card. We're going to be at the come ball. You mask you con. By the way, you're wrong, Dave. It's the come asphalt. How would they call it? I think it's the come asphalt. I've only seen the UM logo though. The actual I guess the UMass can be. that's logo. It's the C and then come ass. Yeah. Uh, I like UMass a quarterback, but these team UMass hasn't like won since we analysis, but they're playing tight games over time, losing at the end. Uh, I think they stay within 14 and a half. I'm curious to see the crowd. There's a lot of hype for us being there, which is cool. Um, we got a good gas, good picker. So this should be a good get to Bosco. No, who our picker is. No, but he's probably going to be like, well, he'll probably text us and be like, I can get this guy. Yeah, sure. Then well, my phone does nothing. We've said it 80 times. So like, I know, I know how it is. What? You've said it. Your phone, my phone does nothing. So I don't have any. I've never said your phone does nothing. What did I say your phone does not last week? He said you get last week. I said the you running around, uh, playing Grabass with the C and a S ID does nothing. I didn't say your phone does nothing. What happened? Now last week is he in a bad picks last week for mid. Yeah. Bad picks. You got swept to and baseball. So that wasn't going to happen. Uh, you just love to pick and choose just like the littlest things that are said and then just make it this big thing. You got us Cal last year. That was great. You like running around and, and, and, and getting jumpsuits that, that does nothing for us. Content wise. If, if, if Tate's not following you, that literally does nothing. Okay. Do you agree with that? Yeah, you're right. No, I know you don't agree. You're right. I agree. You're getting us big guests. Awesome. Being like, I, you know, the, the Utah Valley, uh, strength coach. I got a lunch with him. And we don't have to take documenting you. That does nothing for us. You interrupt the NATO's dinner, getting a death glare from the Gonzaga coach. There's nothing for us. If it's not documented, funny one is Doc. Correct. All right. Yes. Very funny. When, when it's documented, I love it. I mean, on it, uh, I like Auburn plus seven and a half at home against tell us you, uh, you know, Illinois, no great shakes or gone. I don't think she'd be favored by eight and a half points versus anybody. Nobody. So I'll take it away at home. Is the quarterbacks still out for Mississippi state? Yes. I think so, um, in the portal. So I can't, he's not in the portal. Don't do that. He will be. He will be. He will be. Uh, I am going to take UCLA as well. Thirteen and a half against Michigan state. I'm into, uh, episode two of its amazing, very fun. I, I didn't know that story that Michigan state just like lied to him about how much they'd pay him. He left over a hundred grand. That is so little brother. Um, BC, if you watch mobland, yes, season two's out. Yes. Okay, caught up. Yeah, I, I'm not, I'm still like two episodes ride. Awesome show. Yeah. Tom Hardy, um, BC plus four and a half against Georgia Tech. I had BC last week and it's pit outrided him. Um, I think they'll write them today. They won that game, right? Or did pit win, whatever I covered, it was easy. Um, UCF, I have to, I love my provo day. If I love my coogs, have to have to take, I hope, be why you squeaks out of here. UCF's not nearly as bad as people thought they're going to be plus six and a half BYU has to have a let down. They just have to, um, same thing here goes. South Carolina minus two and a half. We talked about Tennessee. Um, I like Bama to destroy a and M plus minus 13 and a half over 50 at five and a half or 15 half. Sorry. I like over in Colorado, Oak State 55 and a half. I like North Carolina coach got him going. Bell check minus seven and a half at home against Syracuse. If North Carolina like wins out of it, they like a fucking playoff team probably, right? Wait, say it again. North Carolina wins out. I think they get a win. Yeah, they play Miami. So yeah, right? Yeah, I think what, what did you say, Rico? I think they still have to win the car, even if they beat Miami, I think that one out. Yeah, that's winning out. I get what you're saying. I didn't, I do you mean, like, when just right, I think I meant just regular season. All right. I apologize to Bosch. I took him out of the show by saying that he totally sides like he, he's completely out. He's just on a rowing and he's just out on the shoulder in a, in a massage car. Yeah, you're out of the wheel. Yeah, just gone. I think we'd happen at the end. Yeah. God forbid. I say, I clarify what I said. He's just, and Dave, Dave literally was like, I don't like the new Bosco and he just swallowed it. And then I was like, I don't think we get anything out of Utah Valley and strength trainer walking around with you. And he's like, he hates my guts. He wants to. That's not true. It's crazy. It's not all miss all the fire out of them. It did. All miss last three and a half Texas level, miss over in Iowa State Arizona, 50 and a half. And I'm back on Wisconsin, USC, West Coast. But if Wisconsin loses game, they may be back on they stink again, list of awesome plus two and a half. Yeah. And speaking of that's going to be my mortal. Jason, Jack, New Mexico, huge, huge game. This is going to be like, if they win this game, I think is, I don't think game days go in there. But if they win this game, they're very much alive for the playoff. So New Mexico minus four and a half. I love this team. I love the way they play. And yeah, Jason, he's a great, great football coach. Hank, Reese Davis was hinting at game day was going to go there this week. The couple. Yeah. That's why I asked this game day going there. No, they're not. Okay. So yeah, it's, yeah. So they're not, you see a lie minus 14. Okay. Nice pick. What's wrong, Bosco? I thought you knew. I didn't know where game day was going. Okay. So then you're out. Then that makes sense. No problem. Where are they going? Utah. Okay. Zoopie. I'm going to go Texas tech minus the 10 and a half against Sancy. Okay. Okay, Dave Ole Miss ride Ole Miss plus three and a half at Texas. Bosco. Dave said it Colorado Oklahoma State over 55 and a half. I think it's a track me. Old big 12 big time plays. I don't think Colorado can stop anybody over 55 and a half. Okay. Good show boys. Sorry for taking the fire out to Bosco. He didn't take it. But it was right at the end. Still got fire. No. All right. You'll get him. He's a body boy. But you are just sitting in a wreck car on the side of the road right now. Oh, just see anything about talking to people at the final four. And it's just Pouch Pouch City. No. I Bosco again couldn't be more clear. I think it's awesome when it's documented. Got it. When it's documented, it's great content. Great content. All right. See [MUSIC]