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Okay, boys. Week nine. It's getting late. It's getting late. I had that realization yesterday. It's Halloween? Because I don't know where you're at, Dave, mentally, but I was like, you know, oh, man, it's been a real bad start to the football season for me. And then I had like a moment where I'm like. We're kind of in the, like, middle to end of college football. I can't keep saying bad start. Yeah. I mean, obviously, I think you're still, if you, and I'm not, I'm not looking at the math on the calendar. I think we're heading to the end of the first half. Like, I'm still not in the third quarter yet in my brain. I don't know what the math says, but I, you, I feel like the playoffs extend this thing far. Right. But in terms of. So, it's, it's also hard because obviously NFL, college football, NFL, I'm 100% in the first. I'm like halfway through the second quarter. But college football, what do we got? Five more weeks after this? Yeah. I mean, you pull up. Like, a regular season. We're late. We're late. We're late. We're late second quarter, under two minutes. But again, because you got to remember the playoffs add, like, how many extra weeks? Yeah. Three, four? I'm just saying, like, grind, the grind of, like, week to week, because, like, once the bowl season, it's like, oh, there's, you know, 30 bowls, and you count them down in your head. Like, because I just always think of it as, like, Michigan, Ohio State, Thanksgiving weekend, Alabama, Auburn. Like, that's the weekend where it's like, all right, we're. It's over. Like, yeah. We're just, we got a finite amount of games. But yeah, it's, I just was more mad at myself because I've, I think I've said to myself almost every single Monday for, like, the last five weeks, like, just a really bad start. It's okay. Just a really bad start. At some point, it's not a start. It's, it's, it's just what. That's what the season is. Yeah. Yeah. So, and I got to break through. We had some bad beats on Saturday. Well, that's what I was going to say. I mean, I, I'd have, I don't have my last week's picks in front of me. And maybe I'm making up more in my head. But last week, I should have won basically the entire board. And I texted you, I was winning games like Oregon wins by 6,000 points. And then I'm losing games. I lost five games like that. The great field goal off of 2025 with Indiana and Michigan State. Yeah. Like, so I won Vandy. That was my big bet. And that was easy-ish. Like, they kind of controlled that game. That was the right. Now, they could have gotten screwed and backdoored, but they were in control of that game. They were beating up the quarterback. They could move the ball. So, I won the 200 on that. I'm like, let me put it at 100. I loved Indiana. So, that would have been. That would have been a game-changer. I lost that. What else did I have? Oh, obviously, Tennessee scored. Yep. Tennessee scored. People are like, they reviewed it. They didn't review that. I watched that like a Zapruder film. The knee never touched it. It was almost identical to a fucking touchdown that happened in the NFL that they reviewed. I forget who it was, but they stretched across the line. That was a touchdown. Yes. So, Zapruder film is wild. You. I haven't had. That's a good. That's a new Davey pronunciation. The Zapruder film. What is it called? It's Zapruder. I just never. It's like a very famous film. When you get cooking, the words get mumbled. It's old school. I called fucking. I called Leinart Mark on air last week. I saw that. I saw that. I almost was going to text him. I didn't apologize. Be like, that's just me. You got to know what's going to happen. Oh, yeah. Don't take it personally. Yeah. I mean, you. Who's the star of Home Alone? Who was the little kid's name? McCulkin Culkin. But when I get going. Yeah. I mean, you were talking. I don't remember what you were. Oh, it was on, I think, on Name Show. We were talking about Carabas. And it's like, yeah. He looks up. He's just saying his name wrong. Fiedelberg. Yeah. Fiedelberg. Yeah. He still calls him Jack. Yeah. Leinart can't. When you know the people, they don't take it personally. It's like, I should not be calling Matt Leinart Mark on air. He's like, I'm like, Matt, what are you doing? But anyway, anyways, there's those two I know I lost. Well, it was in USC, Notre Dame. Notre Dame, USC should have gone over. Awful. And then, like, I have Stanford late. Plus 17, they win the game. Yeah, they win the game. I'm winning games by 50 points, and I had five games that I lost by combining three points. And I had. I don't know if you had Ole Miss. I had Ole Miss. I didn't touch that. I almost flipped. I almost used my one flip a week on Georgia to flip. Flip to Georgia. Game starts. I'm like, oh, thank God. Well, Auburn is different. I got a little rant. Auburn and Duke, those two teams, I swear to God, every sharp better in the world likes Auburn and Duke every week. All they do is find a way to lose. They just love to lose. They move the ball. Their football kicker, who has been through quite a bit medically, stinks. Like, we have a real torn because I went in on this kid not knowing a thing about him, but he's celebrating after he missed a 38-yard field goal. I'm like, you can't do that when he missed. I was like, he's been through hell and back, which he has to get back on the field. Now, other SEC fans have taken. Some have taken my side. Be like, well, okay, so Auburn is a make-a-wish program. We didn't know that. So it's going back and forth, but they should have won that game. The kid missed 9,000 kicks. But they're. But that. My point is Auburn are losers. Like, they have found a way to lose every game this year. Like, you know, they invent new ways to lose. You were talking about Duke. They were going in 7-0. Duke is the same way. I'm sick. If I have to hear someone be like, Duke is the sharp side. Here's how every Duke game goes. They out-game their opponent by 400 yards. They move the ball up and down, and they never fucking score. And you'd look up, and it's like, well, Duke has 700 yards, and their opponent has 200. No point. Why the fuck are they down 30-17? Every single time. So sick of Duke. I gotta look at some more picks. I know there are. So hold on. So you know the ins and outs of this, and I tweeted this, and I have said this on multiple programs for years. What is the exact ruling or process in terms of scoring plays for college? Like, that Alabama-Tennessee. I don't know the ruling on this. Okay. Because they. Like, I've always said this. I've said this a million times. The Alabama-Tennessee touchdown, quote-unquote, could have been a scoring play. Why are they not looking at that? They only look at plays. They only look at plays that they call scoring plays, and their record is. The referees' success rate is about 35%. Why are they getting the benefit of the doubt? If there was still time on the clock, they probably would have looked at it. Right? They claim. I've seen people say they're looking. I'm looking at my picks from last week, and I'm right. I mean, Minnesota plus 8.5, just smushed Nebraska. Vandy, easy. Northwestern, easy. Vandy, easy. Vandy, easy. UGA, you can say that one I didn't deserve. But Indiana, I still don't know what the hell happened at that. That was – that field goal war was unbelievable. If you didn't see it, for people who didn't see it, it's a blowout. The spread's 26-and-a-half. I think it was at 25. It's fourth and one at the 20. After Indiana, by the way, didn't score on fourth and goal on a toe heel that to me is a touchdown. And they call timeout Indiana on fourth and one. They're going for it. They call timeout. Indiana replies with a timeout. Yep. And then Michigan State replies with a timeout. Excuse me. And Indiana's like, all right, fuck you. We're going to kick the field goal, which I think was meant to be an insult. Yes. I'm not quite sure. I think they would have just run out the clock. Yeah. They kick the field goal, and Michigan State comes down. They're down now 27 points, and they kick a field goal on fourth and 13 from the 20. I've never seen that. Yeah. Yeah, or 28. To make it 25 or whatever it was. Yeah. Brutal. It was crazy. It was all right on the number. Yeah. The whole thing was on the number. It was a field goal war. And they had Insignetti and the Michigan State coach had some type of conversation at the end of the game, like talking about it. Yeah. You need that. We need to know which coaches. Like, you were dead on about day and fickle, as it turns out, at the end. Ohio State clearly didn't. Yeah, I know. I mean, they still covered. But, yeah, they definitely took. They could have. Well, I like the over because I thought they'd score. Yeah. A thousand percent. Yeah. I mean, you need to know who hates each other and who likes each other because it does matter. I think it was Scott Hanson's tweet. But if how is that not allowed if your heel hits the ground after your feet? But if you toe drag and then your heels eventually hit out of bounds, how is that any different? Then what? Like when you toe drag, when they call that a reception, it was not. Are you talking about Tennessee? Indiana. Oh, Indiana. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Indiana on the drive before on. Fourth and goal from the six. Yes. Threw on the corner of the end zone. It was the guy was on his tippy toe clearly in. That should be a land out of bounds. Like what's different than when you toe drag, you toe drag your feet are in and then you fall out of bounds. By the time your heels hit the ground, they've hit out of bounds. No, it should count the exact same. Tennessee. So, I mean, the touchdown, it wasn't ruled a touchdown. That's why they didn't review it. I do think that if there was time left, they should have reviewed it, but they didn't. They had. Dan and I were. We were texting during that. I actually got so confused by Dan's text because he's like, I can't believe we lost. I thought somehow my, I was way behind. So I like shut my phone off actually. And I was like, kept trying to fast forward. I thought I was off because you declared it a loser when it looked like it was going to be a winner. I'm like, he somehow knows something bad is going to happen here. No, something bad did happen here. And then I looked at the phone. Yeah. I looked at the phone after you're like, Oh my God. I didn't know we had the ball back. So in the back of my mind, I watched that Tennessee series being like, I was like 10 minutes ahead of you. Yes. And really in reality, I was literally just like, I can't believe we lost. And I had already turned off the TV. Yes. So, but in what you said actually held true. It was like, I can't believe we lost Tennessee had 47 plays from the one yard line and didn't score. Yeah. It was. It was surreal. It was crazy. Crazy. And the fact that we were going to survive, like you, you, you, I thought we were going to get the lucky, like the interception at the end of the first half by tennis, by Alabama, like those never get returned. So you, you thought like, Oh, we're dead there. And then he returns. It's like points or points. It was. Yeah. It's just, it's not been a great year. So right now, Dave and I are in a, a, a, a dog fight for first at 50%. I'm 50%. 50.2%. He's 50%. Bosco. Yeah. You got to keep the TV on to wait till I finish in the horse race right now. It's been a bad year for picks. 40%. It's been a horrible year. You've got to get it up. Horrible. You've got to start bumping those numbers up. Oh, you got to play some aggressive ball. You got to. I, I, yeah. Yeah. Start pressing. You got to start pressing. You got to start firing. Yeah. What? Cause at this point you're right. Yeah. It's like, how are you feeling overall? How's it going? What's going on? Did you see the, did you see the gorilla came out on Sunday? No. Rico, uh, Meekville is Meekville might be our, I know Meekville gets to him. Oh yeah. And did you see what he did to Merle's too? Yeah. Yeah. Or you can't co-sign that. Like you can't co-sign that. He fucking Dave, the, the Colts, we need one reception. I knew he needed Tyler Warren. One reception. Yeah. It's it's, they got, they got the ball. The drive starts. He's like, you know, a three and out here. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. And it's like, all we needed was for the Colts to run. They got it. I got to run plays. He just like, he just, I like me a lot. He does. He pokes a little bit like, no, no, no, no, no. The problem with this was he was clearly in the quicksand dying. And it's like, instead of, Hey, help me out. He was grabbing ankles to try to drag people in. And I was like, what did he have? I don't know. Well, he should have been right. He probably had an anti. I mean, he knows, but, but he's supposed to be rooting for Merle. When you say he's dying in the quicksand, what do you mean by that? The entire cave. It was such a ridiculous statement that everyone's like, wait, what? But why was he dying in the quicksand? He just, when he said the three and out thing, it was like, dude, what are you talking about? That's like bringing someone who's never watched the game in off the thing. Like three and out. The guy needs one catch. All right. Yeah. But Rico got, Meek was getting at Rico separate of the Merle's bet. And Rico just stood up and just, he was legitimately pounding his chest. Like as hard as he could. How have I not seen this clip? I got to get it. He goes, he's just like, you want the gorilla? You want the gorilla? And he was going like that. And we got to find Austin. Can you send it to Dave? I will say on Sunday. I I'm doing, I've switched from TD scorers to TD passers. I had two parlay. My, my parlay that give out that haven't won. I've already had three in the book. I need one more Jaden Daniels touchdown. I had 25 grand on that to win 250. And he had a half a football against the Cowboys. There was no way he was not throwing another touchdown pass. He gets hurt. That's the type of season on top of that. I did it. I don't even know what I'm doing. I did an 11 team parlay five grand to win a million. I saw this. I hit nine of 11. The only two I didn't hit. My quarterbacks got knocked out. Jaden Daniels and Bryce, Bryce young. That's insane. That's insane. Great run by. Wonder girl, Carly, though, Dave yesterday, that was very exciting. Her numbers came back, not too shabby. I mean, listen, I said, I was not going to throw parades for winning at parks on a Monday. It was very exciting. I regret not being able to be there. Ms. Peaches had a gala that we had to like was scheduled for donations. I just couldn't swing it. I tried to actually scratch her from the race because I want to go to all my horses races, but there was nowhere else to put her, but she looked great. I'm very excited for her. Next race. Whenever that may be, um, I did put 200 and so I put my, I, I did an account bet 10 o'clock Monday night football Seahawks. Oh, I was wondering why those tweets were so late at night. He like, did you see the tweet? No. He's like, if the Seahawks don't cover, I'm going to write that by the way, because they dominate the game four times to one. They won. They, it, it, when Donald threw that interception late. Yeah. If they lost that game, like they were, Houston went down to the five that Houston just is horrible, but that confused the internet because I said, if Seattle blows this, I'm going to write a strongly word letter. The Mariners had already lost and that just confused people. Yeah. That, that was, uh, that was a game that was, I, I wanted to turn off so many fucking times and the Texans just kept on making a play to be like, got to keep watching. I'll tell you, Goodell should be in prison for doing 10 o'clock Monday night football game. It's brutal, brutal, absolute prison because I heard what you said, Dan. You're right. What? You got a better 10 o'clock Monday night football game. Like it's a Superbowl now. It's not right. I was, I was sitting at my son's basketball practice at five o'clock and I was putting in bets. Like it was the Superbowl. It's crazy. I was like, there's two games and I was just firing. And I looked down. I'm like, I got props. Like if they gave me a coin flip prop, I would have bet it. I'm betting like it's the midnight snack and the whack it, it, it, it, this is to have a 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock Monday night football game. You should be beheaded for doing that. And you bet it. And it happens after another Monday night football game. So you lose that one. And then you're like, Oh, we're just now it's actually should be illegal. I want a quarter Millie. So my account is ready to go, but I, I want it. I now have a, cause new house is the first night in the new house. I'm having Ms. Beecher's law under the weather. I have the wrong pillows, the wrong sheets, and I'm up till 2. A.M. Yeah. Those, those late night. I mean, I don't sleep either. I haven't slept in fucking months and I just, yeah. When you add in the games, cause I just look 10 o'clock. What are you doing? Great. Hey, pick them listeners. We're going to take a quick break for a message from one of our partners. Football is back in with DraftKings sports book. September comes with a boost all September long opt in and get a 50% profit boost every game day with the DraftKings game day boost pass new DraftKings sports book customers sign up with a code B S S. and get 50% profit boost That's code B-S-S. In partnership with DraftKings, the crown is yours. 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What do you think is the least likely of that? Scotty. So it's the last leg, which I like. I actually, I, yeah, I mean, that's the hardest. Listen, that was one of my biggest, biggest bets when I was on that streak. I got them at four to one. I think I had 600 grand on them. Yeah. Um, I don't think that's that unlikely. I, I like that. What do you think is the most unlikely? The Chiefs? No. Because I also did, I did, I did just Ohio State and Chiefs. That's 10 grand to win two, two 15. So that's 20 to one. So that's 25 to one. 20 to one, 20 to one on that one. Just that one. Ah, listen, I, I, I still think Ohio State's very good, but there's a lot of good teams. Well, I think this playoffs. And here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my reasoning. I don't want this. Like it's, it's like almost like I don't want it to happen. So problem with Ohio State is the quarterback may be like unbelievable. Yeah. I'm not convinced now they haven't had a close game. Their defense has given up like zero points of the season. I'm not convinced if they get to that moment where he has to step up and make plays that he's not just going to make them. I don't know. They're very good. He should. Yeah. And he, he's, uh, and their schedule sets up so perfectly that like, cause they'll get to the, the Michigan game undefeated. Uh, and then they, if they beat Michigan, like they'll get a test there just because of the rivalry. And it's got to go to Ann Arbor and then they'll get a test of the big 10 championship game. And then it's, you know, a buy. I just think this team is so fucking good. And I do think the chiefs are, I think the chiefs are like, it's old Patriots. Like they're in the AFC championship game minimum. They've reversed it, which I think is actually better for what you want to do in an NFL season. The, I, I, who was I talking about with this the other day? I forget, but it may have been wake up parcel. They, the last couple of seasons have started really strong and started leaking oil. As it continued, they kind of did the reverse where they started weak every night, but they're getting healthy. They're getting better. They're very good. I actually think the Patriots may be the biggest threat to them in the AFC. That's what's caught me now. See, I can't bet on Ohio. State and I can't bet on the chiefs because the Patriots are there. I love that bet. You just said, yeah, I just was like, Hey, if it's going to happen, I might as well fucking ride it. And there's, can I bet it? There's going to be now. It's a double. Well, money's green. That was such a funny question to yourself. I do like that. It's like, wait a second. Can I bet it? You hear all the people be like the emotional hedge. I've never, I've never done that. I've never done it either. So, I mean, I don't, I don't have any emotion in these two teams. I, I think if it was one or the other, you could, I think the fact that it's both, that's the kill. It's like the Patriots very well could play the chiefs in the playoff. Right. Right. And you, yeah. Like if it was last year in the Patriots. Yeah. When the Patriots are non-factor, you can do it, but they're going to be playoffs and they could beat that team. So yeah. Oh man. I mean, I can just do it. Is Ohio state still like six to one? No, they're like three to one. I think they're both like, like chiefs are like six and a half to one in Ohio state. It's like three to one. Chiefs are five to one. Ohio state's three to one, three to one, three to one on Ohio state is unbelievable value. However, like I could still see, I think people wrote off Oregon far too fast. Oh yeah. I agree. Oregon. Uh, I think Oregon got a little bit shocked with just how good Indiana is. You know what I mean? Like, I think that was, a little bit of this is last year's, and it is not last year's Indiana Mendoza. Their quarterback is as legit as legit gets. Uh, I think they got a little shock. I also think Dave, I like your tie Simpson. I think it's going to come down to tie Simpson, Julian saying, and Mendoza, you got to hope that tie Simpson, the Bama's got to get to the sec championship game, because what you don't want to happen is, Hey, if he, if he's not in the sec championship game, you're fucked because Ohio state has to like, you can put up all your stats to our stuff, but they haven't had a game. Anyone's cared about yet. I know the Alabama sucks. So yeah. Yeah. So Michigan maybe, but like, by the way, Michigan most likely is going to be playing Ohio state to go to playoffs. Yeah. What's the rest of your schedule? Easy. It's not that hard. Okay. It's easy. They don't, if they, I think at Maryland is their toughest spot. Yeah. Which Maryland is good is, is their quarterback is off. And it's the weekend. It's the week before Ohio. So, I mean, it's a definitely a trap game. That's the famous, that was a famous urban. Who's now our colleague like dying on the sideline game. Remember that was like six or seven years ago. I remember that. I didn't know that. So it was, it was Ohio state versus Maryland the week before Michigan. And he just, he started just having, started having a stroke on the sideline. Cause he just couldn't handle the loss. Yeah. I just think, I also think it's a lot of, you know, we're, we're looking at a fun playoff as well. You got, you got some new blood mix with big time teams like Miami. You know, I know they lost, but probably in that was the most Miami loss of all time. Carson back. Yeah. Louisville's Carson back is Carson back. I listen. Ohio state is separated. There's no doubt. This is to me. And, and I was early on it. The quarterback is, is very different from anything I've seen since I've been trashing them. He is awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you got check your phone, Dave. They sent the clip for the, uh, the griller. It's, it's just peak Bosco of just the second time. I think he does it. He's like really, he's really being a gorilla. It's a opening mask. It is a circle. Never works. Oh, that's great. That's our job. Let's go Rico. That's fucking you. Both can be true. Both can be true. Both can be true. I get there. When he stands up. He kept on saying it too He was like Poke the gorilla Poke his cage You know what Harambe was misunderstood Well I mean I tweeted that This is loud as fuck Harambe was misunderstood What happened? There's someone like Landscaping Want some champagne proms You can't figure out When people are here It's loud People just showing up Is that a wine cellar To the back? Yeah Nice Alright what else do we have? What else could that be There by the way? I was making sure Green screen What gave it away? The wine bottles in the Yeah In there? Yeah But maybe there was an anecdote With that Like that's where you keep the It was here when I got the house Okay It's his first day Hey that's where I What? His first day But him being like I needed a place with a wine cellar That's where I keep the champagne With the people's names on it Maybe I added a champagne You thought that I walked in when I was looking at houses Being like If you don't have a wine cellar I'm out Yeah Because I need to put my champagne People There's weird things with houses Yeah potentially Maybe Here's an idea Dave's buying houses In a certain level Where they all just have wine cellars But he's not asking for it Fair enough Yeah That's not all true either My I'm trying to think Uh Second wine cellar Montauk and here That's it Or like wine room Do they all have? No Oh Huh I always say I'm not a big wine drinker We could've got an attic though Okay Hey Pick'em listeners We're gonna take a quick break For a message from one of our partners It's Fran from Chicks in the Office The weather is getting cooler And Abercrombie's fall drop Has everything I need for the season The best selling A&F Sloan tailored pant Is a closet staple for me I'm always wearing it to work events Happy hour Anytime I want to be A bit more dressed up And then The viral Dylan dress Is easy One and done Perfection But my fall uniform Will always be denim Paired with a Henley sweater A bra free top It's comfortable Effortless It just never fails Find your fall capsule At Abercrombie Shop in the app Online And in stores Alright Now back to the episode Alright so how's What's going on Bosco What's going on in the Bosco world Before we do our Uh Do the games You're No No No HIPAA He did a great after dark Last night He did a great after dark He was here until 2 in the morning, making big free throws. A lot of pressure. people were watching well good because there was a clip floating around yes oh yeah you were wait what's the clip gotcha culture no it's not gotcha culture i missed shots like no i think that was gotcha culture they they posted you missing shots nah i missed the shots oh i'm confused on gotcha culture you're all what's the clip you're telling harry i went to his draft kings we love draft kings oh yeah jack hit me up he's like hey there's a influencer type event um at 30 rock or rock plaza with chris brickley who's like an unbelievable trainer we're gonna run through some shooting drills i hadn't picked up a ball since we won uh definitely like risky you know like rusty i should say so we start and it's it's ugly from the mid-range then we did one-on-one i ended up winning the one-on-one so oh who against it because brickley the other uh no the other uh influencers who are the other influencers were they men and women uh one was a girl locked her down uh and then a couple of other guys so you play one-on-one you gotta get three guys or how guys at my age relatively one guy was from overtime phil knew him you should see the other guy's shooting drill what yeah they weren't good they were pretty bad they were pretty bad was it bad i would not say you beat a one-on-one a win's a win jack you gotta go you're doing it for the exactly put the two tiktoks out you know so it's good yeah and it promoted nba uh king of the court two million two it's jack two million last night and a million moving forward yes every tuesday exactly every tuesday so love love draft kings bosco what a how are we with the spring break house oh yeah conversations go with uh the fam it's a piece of content you were asked to he may luck out here because a lot of people are telling me really you can't do spring break in february it's just not when spring break happens i'm good to go either way there was no there was never any weaseling out there was never any i mean it was you're good what do you mean you're good to go either way so you could go in march oh well what did that mean i'll clarify i'll clarify clarify if it happens in february i am good to go either if it does or does not happen in february i'm good to go either way if it does or does not happen in february you're good to go either way that makes like closer in front of you like put it all right like yes if it happens in february is that no if we don't do it in february and they say no i'm good with that or that's what that noise i'm good with either outcome you got it you got to save me you got it hey pal hey dan dan don't pound me buddy you got it you gotta help me out more i will you're good you're good you're good he's doing it don't say no either way all right fair about eight don't say good what the championship's first week april what about the second week don't say i don't think people are okay just say just say february i can do it yeah okay when you say good either way let's clarify that's not either way that's a nice chair yeah you think there's a story behind it you're a dick okay like you're just a fucking asshole like you really are so bad it's all talk with dave you're just like oh yeah look what's the story behind that you're just an asshole you are an asshole sorry there's like a lot of things happening here i can't hear shit all right now it's better it's a nice chair dave yeah dave is there a story behind that chair i don't like this chair this is the chair i can't move it bosco loved it it's not enough it's not on wheels it's on wheels but i'm on a rug that's a problem you can't get the plastic thing i gotta get the plastic yeah you're gonna look such like you can't do that well how else do you do it i don't know you can't be doing the plastic thing on a rug in a 30 million dollar house no you have to no i mean then you can't have then you can't have a rug yeah then you can't have a rug but i can't move i'm stuck you got to get rid of the rug i just desk weighs a million pounds i don't think we can get rid of the rug all right so back to if it happens in february i will go okay clarify that that's good that's a good clarification but it sounds like it's not going to happen in february what this okay sorry this is a lot going on um okay so rico is going to he's good to go to spring break house happens in february okay that's straightforward yes yes that's a good that's good answer that's what i figured i wasn't you said you always said you couldn't do march so i was surprised when you said i'm good to go either way yeah because if it's not happening that you can't really apply i'm good to go either way if it's not happening it's not happening yeah so i think well what do you say slow thinker fast talk yeah yeah uh you do also know that you're going to be in the spring break house and you're going to be in the spring break house and you're going to be in the spring break house and you're going to be in the spring break house has he texted you since fair question but he never really texted me yeah he wants to go on the spring break house he's he's requesting for it to be in miami for the latinas the latinos i saw that yeah spicy latinas wait latinos i think fort lauderdale is more of a spring break spot yeah did he say latinos or latinas latinas oh okay i got confused might have been latinos are you got anything else jackie probosco i got nothing yeah you're doing great dude it's been a while since i've seen jackie i got nothing yeah you're doing great dude it's been a while since i've seen jackie i got nothing yeah you're doing great dude it's been great dude it's been great having you here you're great on after dark you're great on the stream on great dude it's been great having you here you're great on after dark you're great on the stream on here you're great on after dark you're great on the stream on sunday meek phil is like a number one meek phil is like a number one meek phil is like a number one bother of bosco i didn't realize that i i do bother of bosco i didn't realize that i i do bother of bosco i didn't realize that i i do actually well not a bad thing but i did in actually well not a bad thing but i did in actually well not a bad thing but i did in after the meek phil on sunday i i caught a after the meek phil on sunday i i caught a after the meek phil on sunday i i caught a conversation between rico and jerry where conversation between rico and jerry where conversation between rico and jerry where rico compared meek phil rico compared meek phil rico compared meek phil being mean to him to rico offering being mean to him to rico offering being mean to him to rico offering jersey jerry crack because rico has jersey jerry crack because rico has jersey jerry crack because rico has anger management and phil is bullying anger management and phil is bullying anger management and phil is bullying him which was kind of wild austin can we him which was kind of wild austin can we him which was kind of wild austin can we put this through my headphones so i can't put this through my headphones so i can't put this through my headphones so i can't there's like is saying that rico was uh loosely he is saying that rico was uh loosely he is saying that rico was uh loosely he listened to a conversation listened to a conversation listened to a conversation where where where uh rico and jerry were talking after and uh rico and jerry were talking after and uh rico and jerry were talking after and rico said that having meek phil there is rico said that having meek phil there is rico said that having meek phil there is is no different than like if you offer is no different than like if you offer is no different than like if you offer jerry crack jerry crack jerry crack because it has meek phil is because it has meek phil is because it has meek phil is like gets under rico's skin so bad he like gets under rico's skin so bad he like gets under rico's skin so bad he has anger management that it's like has anger management that it's like has anger management that it's like unhealthy for him unhealthy for him unhealthy for him i like that yeah that's that's what we i like that yeah that's that's what we i like that yeah that's that's what we you need guys who would you rather have you need guys who would you rather have you need guys who would you rather have bringing that out and getting the bringing that out and getting the bringing that out and getting the content meek phil learning do good good content meek phil learning do good good content meek phil learning do good good good point good good point good good point the gorilla gorilla in fact in fact in fact ah ah ah that's too bad because if we did spring that's too bad because if we did spring that's too bad because if we did spring break if may if you do change it to a ski break if may if you do change it to a ski break if may if you do change it to a ski house then you could do february um house then you could do february um house then you could do february um and originally i said tables would be the and originally i said tables would be the and originally i said tables would be the social guy social guy social guy but maybe it's meek love that but maybe it's meek love that but maybe it's meek love that yeah yeah yeah imagine our crew he loves his he loves his imagine our crew he loves his he loves his imagine our crew he loves his he loves his shots he loves getting in front of shots he loves getting in front of shots he loves getting in front of that camera imagine our crew in like that camera imagine our crew in like veil or uh you know one of those super veil or uh you know one of those super veil or uh you know one of those super nice nice nice it would not work jackson hole yeah it would not work jackson hole yeah it would not work jackson hole yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean that picture nikki smokes like i mean that picture nikki smokes like i mean that picture nikki smokes like made of him brandon walker's face made of him brandon walker's face made of him brandon walker's face was uh it was wild it was also like was uh it was wild it was also like was uh it was wild it was also like no there was no context or anything it no there was no context or anything it no there was no context or anything it was like was like was like he tweeted it as if it was like a he tweeted it as if it was like a famous picture we all should be like oh famous picture we all should be like oh famous picture we all should be like oh yeah that crazy moment yeah that crazy moment yeah that crazy moment i don't know where that picture is from i don't know where that picture is from i don't know where that picture is from it just came out of nowhere it just came out of nowhere it just came out of nowhere it also he doesn't really care like it also he doesn't really care like it also he doesn't really care like walker cares about mississippi that's walker cares about mississippi that's walker cares about mississippi that's the worst when you like walker really the worst when you like walker really the worst when you like walker really cares can't care more about mississippi cares can't care more about mississippi cares can't care more about mississippi state nikki smokes only cares about the state nikki smokes only cares about the state nikki smokes only cares about the dolphins yeah and and nikki smokes coming dolphins yeah and and nikki smokes coming dolphins yeah and and nikki smokes coming in to see brandon on monday morning at in to see brandon on monday morning at in to see brandon on monday morning at like 9 00 a.m and saying what up i like 9 00 a.m and saying what up i like 9 00 a.m and saying what up i would i would have killed myself i would i would have killed myself i would i would have killed myself i would have jumped in front of the train would have jumped in front of the train would have jumped in front of the train if nikki smokes saying well it really if 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at a tea today and give back one can at a time time time all right now back to the episode it's all right now back to the episode it's all right now back to the episode it's been a fun pick'em rico not no gotcha been a fun pick'em rico not no gotcha been a fun pick'em rico not no gotcha culture been a fun pick'em rico not no gotcha culture a great pickle just hanging out a great pickle just hanging out a great pickle just hanging out uh having a good time at its core when's uh having a good time at its core when's uh having a good time at its core when's your when's your flight back your when's your flight back your when's your flight back so we got meetings tonight uh in new so we got meetings tonight uh in new so we got meetings tonight uh in new york and uh york and uh york and uh meetings the meetings the meetings the advertisers advertisers advertisers a little up front yeah we'll tie bosco a little up front yeah we'll tie bosco a little up front yeah we'll tie bosco so uh shirt and jeans nice oh you're so uh shirt and jeans nice oh you're - You're gonna be shaking some hands or something? - I think so, yeah. been at like 220 today land at like five and then right scoot scoot right over yeah right to them you got you got a bosco industries pitch oh i may have heard one of your big clients is going to be there yes excited about that put a name have you met them yet i have not it's a big big pressure yeah okay why do you say that what are you talking about anytime you meet the people advertising oh right yeah okay all right they're gonna make decisions we like this guy we're gonna open the pocketbooks or this guy not a cup of tea we move along can i say something and you can't get upset at me because i'm a rider sure just make sure your breath smells good okay i just said make sure your breath i didn't say your breath smells bad that that insinuates no it doesn't no no no that is that adds credibility to the do narrative can't help himself the do has that narrative yes i miss that well just make sure it smells good oh my god damn that's okay we we did that day that day when we flew there were some beautiful sandwiches that we bought that did have onions on right okay so you're flying again you're traveling like let's just do a check before we start it all right that that was pledge master dan no it wasn't that was rider dan looking out for rico because he would he would have flown all day been in you know the airport you know i don't want i don't i don't want to break out my phd in bosco but i'm noticing a lot of this after yeah coping mechanism after what a brutal thing to say no that's a defense i'm helping him out maybe get him a gum guy you want a gum guy sure i'll get you some well just have somebody breath smelled bad it's actually fucked up with you well to say that jump to that conclusion what are you talking about make sure your breath doesn't smell that is yeah that is that is saying your breath smells when i go to a meeting i'll do a double check red onions that day yeah you had onions that day maybe meet phil bring me phil just always stick a gum ready to go yeah all right although meek phil might he might freak him out a different way oh what were you gonna say nothing nothing he's got bad breath he smells one time in the gambling cave so i don't know if that's all the time but yeah maybe you guys can be gum guys i was not trying to sell meek phil yeah it's a buddy i thought you were i thought you were saying you just always have each other's back jesus this is turning dark like there's certain things i think you joke about i don't know we've entered a cat you don't want to be told you smell bad breath i didn't say i didn't say that i didn't say that either well i think both you guys you would interpret what you said that way nah not how i meant it you got gum on you i got i got neuro gum i got energy gum i'll take a slice when are you gonna get me more adderall hank when are you when are you coming back to the office yeah i have no arrow i can't do it it's a chicken and the egg thing yeah you can't you can't get it he gave me four adderall and then i said next time you're here i have four adderall hypothetically when you're here next they will be taken care of he can't get to you if you're here next you know what that tries to get to you i don't have the energy i don't have the energy to get there you know that sounds like hey you might need a guy three like three times this year dave has has come back to chicago after a saturday big noon and then almost immediately was like why am i here and then can't make it can't do it can't make it it's too long i keep i see you here on saturday i'm like i'll see him on sunday can't make it i can't win with it i look in the mirror and it's like you're worth so much money and you're sitting in a hotel do you remember pooped up in cold weather you have these places and you can do the show remote and i just freak out and i leave it's like the undertaker thing yeah do you remember what what no i don't get that okay when you went to the wrestling thing he was there for about 15 minutes yeah and he goes wow i did not enjoy that works man i didn't enjoy that works i do that hotel very funny if you're unhappy you have to remove yourself from the situation all right what was in turn all-time stoolie history what was funnier seeing him being like i'm fucking out of here the undertaker thing or the roast of hank or when hank did the the five minutes of it the hank stand-up was funnier because dave's face was like but that wasn't me about my stand-up he would have stayed no he was just he was sitting there he was just like i i hate all of these people i have to get out of here it wasn't who was that that was up there again he just didn't plan anything and it was so bad right no i know the the meme of dave's face being like like yeah zoned out it's unbelievable it's like oh uh yeah david is funny thinking about remember in like august when you you were like yeah i'm gonna go i'm gonna do big noon i'm gonna go to chicago do sunday then do monday then fly back i think i said you were gonna last two and a half weeks i think i well you thought i'd be gambling related it was just i can't it's like cooped up in the hotel and then in the cave and it's just it was too much couldn't do it you gotta like if you can if you can choose to watch because you're watching all the games i can tell that you're locked in you're watching all the games if you can watch a a football game with a sliding door open to the ocean versus sitting in the i'm definitely afraid of the cave and getting sick and i can't get sick right now i'm drinking all these fluids every day to try to keep it keep it moving but yeah it and by the time you do it that way i it's like you i would be getting home monday and then it's like you're right back out the door you have no time it's like what am i doing it would absolutely killed you uh all right let's do these games by the way i'm sorry i said that's all right but just be do make sure has there been a problem for you never okay so then okay i saw maybe one time maybe one time when was that i think there was maybe a final four but that was also because that's when you get in bosco like you'll meet and greet mode and you're you're you're introducing yourself like you you are remember that time yet remember that time you had snowed in for two and a half hours and then two weeks later two weeks later we're no longer with the company that was yeah that was listen yeah there was a text i sent you the just a dark alley yeah and dan was like i don't know what this means it's like dog pad when you get uh when you get amped up you're good you're a good like meeting people but we just gotta we gotta be i've overheard some conversations some business conversations not of this company that bosco's name gets bantied around it's a big night tonight hmm let's go okay yeah yeah you're rooting as well though right you're what of course our barstools bottom line yeah yeah yeah you closing deals well i got this i got the gum in my head this company they are like that if you watch the major league playoffs baseball every over the place every time they go to the bullpen commercials all over the place oh there we go yeah let's go it doesn't have to be gum too it has a lemon slice too what an old bar trick is a lemon slice what do you do with that you throw it around in there a little bit i don't think that's i actually got unbelievable breath mints i i i forget that when they somebody gave them to me at byu they're like you missed the best thing in the bookstore they're like pup rocks breath mints they're unbelievable how was byu looked awesome great it's really fun i was glad we did it uh you know they love you i actually said this to austin i go dan would love this place the candy it's like yeah candy land yeah because that's their drug yeah because i could i could reasonably like i still you know drink from time to time but i could reasonably live like a sober life and just eat candy and ice cream and and that's what they do yeah i couldn't handle multiple wives but i could definitely just be like candy and ice cream everywhere you go it's top of the shelf top line ice cream and candy oh like they're like just feed it to me i like that you went to candy land and you thought of me i did i said to us i go dan would fucking love this in in the bookstore they were like making their own candy and ice cream in the middle of the bookstore oh that's awesome uh the pizza review was a like kind of like a setup which one the with uh the band the bandster the byu kid oh i grabbed him in the office as he's leaving i was like hey like you know could be late tonight like he's like yeah we already talked on like three four days yeah yeah i thought that was good so that's i mean that's well you were you were the last day no no no it's no no no no no what no no no when we said it i had no idea on the podcast i had hank reached out dan reached out like the everybody reached out like we can do it you were 48 hours later be like i may be able to set something up it's like well everyone and their mother has already offered we were trying to get them so that you could be like all right you guys got faster phones yeah i was chasing i had people in one phone call i had somebody on the staff okay that it got had a dot in front of and i also knew jack being like they don't have that scrimmage like jack they had a scrimmage away as well so that threw away friday as well so you guys hear that fire alarm going off yeah i just heard a chirp so my window was shortened as well yeah but it all worked out yeah it worked out can you guys hear that i heard a little chirp is it is it a battery fire alarm it's not the fire alarm going off right fire alarm in the house okay all right let's do uh let's do let's do some games let's do some games it's been a great pick them with the boys old school unbelievable pick them uh all right let's do we got five games not the the greatest week uh in terms of like rank you know last week was awesome rank first rank but we're gonna start with old miss at oklahoma oklahoma minus four and a half over under 54 and a half dave i'll start with you did you have old miss or georgia i didn't i didn't bet the game okay that sucked if you had it sucked a lot you could feel you like that i took georgia on pick them but i didn't i didn't touch the game and that was one of those ones that when you've been gambling long enough you could see it happening in real time where you're like hold on this doesn't really make sense they're up five to spread seven like this is this is gonna be a fucking you know this is gonna suck and it did dick it sucked so bad uh what do you got in this game dave uh i'm gonna take oklahoma any reasoning i think that takes a lot out of you that last game and i'll take the points so i'm basically that your reasoning right there is how i thought of it i was like you get up for georgia it's a big game now you got to go to oklahoma oklahoma i think is good i think is still not a hundred percent and i also think there's a chance oklahoma's defense might be a tad overrated because they haven't played a quarter i'm sorry i'm taking mississippi i was about to clarify because he did say i'll take oklahoma and i'll i like oklahoma and i'll take the points well i thought it was a verse yeah i thank you that's fine rico um i i no i appreciate it it's fine i i thank you for allowing me to to get it right we have not there's no hostility why did you find me to come back over the top though i just don't i are you i said i screwed up i i meant old miss and you say okay it's fine so i'm saying thank you for allowing me to make a mistake but there's no different than me saying just make sure his breath smells but there's a little there's a little mockery in that though you're like thanks it's fine like well you it's fine you you when you said it's fine that i screwed up i'm like thank you yeah all right so i'm i'm gonna take all miss as well plus four and a half is that okay that's okay that's okay but yeah i i don't think oklahoma's defense might be a good game no offense but bryce underwood's second road start where they didn't you know really pass the ball dog years arch manning like trinidad's the best quarterback they're gonna face so i think i'll take the four and a half this is probably although the lane florida stuff's gonna start cooking up a little and i'm a little nervous about that five and a half okay five and a half great even better this is probably me probably chasing the last week narrative because i took the under in georgia old miss and that was gone in five seconds i'll take the over here you're taking the over yeah you said oklahoma's defense is a little overrated i know old miss's defense is not phenomenal we'll see oklahoma's offense is not i know what's the what's the total 54 and a half if i take the under you're gonna take offense and think that i'm no you're trying to win you're right all right i'm gonna add trophies last forever i didn't know it was that high um all right i'll take the under all right the next game we've got i'll take the under and old miss that's gonna be a double loser next game dave you'll be at ucla at indiana indiana minus 25 and a half over under 54 and a half i love that signetti is saying this is a 3-0 team they're going up against yeah great i'm gonna take indiana yeah same i think i'm either gonna be really right or really wrong i don't think this is gonna be around 20 i think it's gonna be around 40 or you're gonna be like oh shit this is under under 10 points and ucla's really turned it around but i i don't know i i got blowout motions at home from indiana their defense starts slow against michigan state um but yeah i'm gonna take indiana yeah but even the fact like because you i saw because i had indiana last week too and you tweeted it dave right like you know our brains are basically the same on saturdays and sundays in the fall you tweeted this game indiana's a loser like in the minute i was thinking it because they were down what like 10-3 or something when you when you're that big of a favorite you can't have the other team putting up points early because you gotta think they're gonna get meaningless ones late right they did field style the fact that indiana was in a spot to recover it shows you how good indiana is because a hundred percent loser yeah a hundred percent well they michigan state can't stop them and the the toe heel killed us i think i they may have covered if they didn't kick the field goal yeah if they went for it they probably get it and maybe score another touchdown whatever and michigan state probably doesn't kick a field goal if they don't and they don't have as much time yeah i said the backup kid for michigan state i've seen a couple times he's pretty good um all right i'm gonna take indiana i i'm also gonna take the over there that's gonna be an awesome scene dave it's a helmet revenge game they broke that guy's helmet didn't they last year nico oh no i got confused ohio state my bad yeah yeah what do you got i'll take the over taking the over yeah sorry about that rico it's fine it's been such a i just don't we can't chop it up you can it's like i made a mistake i apologize i preemptively apologize all right uh missouri at vanderbilt vanderbilt's minus two and a half overrunners 52 and a half that vanderbilt crowd was awesome they finally this is the game i was saying it oh we had rossillo on pmt uh today by the way everyone go subscribe to his new youtube his new his new uh itunes spotify i think his first podcast coming out november 3rd i was saying though what about him for spring break house i don't think he's gonna want to do spring we can ask no i don't think so hey love again is it no loves hoops yeah it'd be another guy in the house like oh the two of you just watching hoops together no not i mean we'd still go out like you know you know you know who his team is no you don't know that and he's a big nba guy yeah he's got one team in college who the johnny's okay that's good content yeah i mean i know you know it's the only team he cares about yeah he's a big guy like the johnny's whatever the johnny's okay that'd be good that'd be good uh he and joe yank should maybe get a beer together yeah they're they're joe yanks is a big johnny's guy lift some weights this is the the match-up though of two teams that have just had their stadium under renovation for like 15 years vanderbilt's finally done it looked awesome uh against lsu like it it was it was a cool scene are you going to watch it next time i'm going to go back to the well dave yeah i i and this is it listen i've been preaching about vanderbilt now for weeks i put my money where my mouth is i don't think missouri's that good um i i like i like this vanderbilt team i i pose this question you're down four points you get the ball who do you want diego pavia ty simpson sec i take pavia i i just like the way he plays i know he choked away that bama game i like this vanderbilt team i like the moxie i think they are a legit threat to win the sec so i'll take them again and you know what diego pavia is he's just a classic college football quarterback yes him and him and haynes king at georgia tech those two guys they're not going to be like some you know pro bowl uh playing guys on sunday like they might you know get a little couple they might make a roster whatever they're not going to be the the guys that are getting drafted the first round but there are certain guys who just know how to play college football and that's get the first down with the legs when throws and i'll tell you what vanderbilt schemes up plays yeah like they get plays 10 15 yard chunks where there's nobody around like they're easy looking plays yeah i'm a little and they punt it they punished i thought nussmeyer played the best game he's played all season made some really good throws because he was getting punished yeah it was uh it the only thing i'm nervous about is like vandy that was the biggest win they've had yeah at vanderbilt in a very very long time but i just think i i'll just take diego pavia and drink wits is another guy similar to lane the coaching carousel he's definitely getting phone calls he's definitely getting phone calls from florida he's definitely getting cold phone calls from penn state like some of these guys at this point in the season you just got to remember that like distractions it might not be totally distracting but you can't if someone's offering you a hundred million dollars how are you not thinking about it that's why indiana was so smart indiana just got to remember that like being like here's 11 million sig what what you just said though about vanderbilt i think is playing into vanderbilt's fact are all gambling like i this this is a different team yeah they're sec teams you wouldn't necessarily be like well you beat lsu at home can they get up the next week this is just a very good team i also agree with that too because they didn't throw an egg against or lay an egg against alabama they should have won that game like all season they've been gearing towards an sec championship it's a rarity we didn't think vanderbilt was going to be the sec championship mix but they are gearing up every fight you know like they're a prize fighter they keep moving up so yeah Rico is I agree with that and I think it's important they're not they came into the season being like we can win I actually think they think they can win a national title I don't think they can but they have much bigger goals so I don't think you're gonna see a letdown from them okay that appeases me I'm gonna take and also you know yeah I mean it's lower things but like all season they've been dialed in there's no so Charles Charleston Southern 45-3 Virginia Tech 44-20 they're beating the shit out of the teams they were supposed to South Carolina 31-7 Georgia State 70-21 Ohio Utah State 55-35 Bama obviously yeah covered yeah they they lose to Bama in a game where they were right there beat LSU it's a history fight they still got a lot going here with Texas Auburn Kentucky and Tennessee you know I think they beat every single one of those teams yeah all right uh next game night game this one is so tricky Texas A&M at LSU LSU plus two and a half the line screams LSU though right but like the line screams LSU no I think they're trying to get I don't really yeah no I think they're trying to get people to take Texas A&M and I will take Texas A&M yeah I am too I if it was three and a half I think they would be telling you to take LSU okay uh under under three I just I don't like LSU as well so I don't want to yeah you're just basically saying like how much is the is LSU at night worth right that's basically what you're what you're what's the total the total is 47 and a half 47 and a half what which is crazy because L uh Texas A&M gave up a thousand yeah LSU can't score no Dan Dan Nussmeier was way better he is way better I had the over in that game he was way better last week now he's under pressure I like the over there yeah so I'm taking A&M in the over I mean Texas A&M like they got Arkansas gave them they scored 30 plus on him all right I'm gonna take the over I'm not gonna take the side then I can't do I this I can't double bet this game because I will double lose this game that's a guarantee sure I'll just single bet it what I you know that if I take Texas A&M in the over that's a that's a LSU 17 13 win and you can't you can't rebound from double losers especially it's at the night window yep 100 you can rebound from a double loser at 11 a.m you can't at 6 30 I don't know that I can rebound if I have a double loser a double side loser on a Saturday I will almost guarantee you I have a losing day they suck they suck beyond belief all right what do you got Rico well I said A&M I don't want yeah I don't want to be LSU is one of those teams I don't I don't want to be on all right last game uh night game as well Dave your game Michigan Michigan State Michigan's minus 14 don't like a side in it love the over love love love the over 47 and a half this the quarterback is a running bumbling stumbling guy for Michigan State they put up points at USC they did okay a little bit for a bit uh I think they put up points Michigan's getting better offensively it's a low total I don't like the side 14 and a half is a lot in a rivalry game but I like I like 47 and a half the over I do too just because Michigan State's defense is bad yes they're bad what do you got Rico I'll take the over as well okay all right so let's do cards and then uh Immortals all right we'll get back to the games in a second but let's tell you about our friends at row Rose Sparks are a two-in-one prescription 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be the most hate-filled rivalry I've ever seen people the cops are breaking people up three seconds into showing up on set um so I think they're exhausted from that game Iowa State's on a losing streak Iowa State minus two and a half Texas Tech bounces back 38 and a half against Oak State who's terrible they win by 70. uh I like Mississippi State keep it close at home plus six and a half against Texas uh I like Oregon minus 33 and a half against white game gets away from Wisconsin I think again I had Oregon last week against uh Rutgers it was 50 to nothing five minutes of the game I think they're going to be on a revenge tour and they're wearing the coolest jerseys ever what do they got this week they got the Grateful Dead jerseys and last year in my face last year right in your face they were right in my face last year they needed a fourth quarter comeback they beat you who you weren't good 16 13 in the fourth quarter I think I'm there's a chance so that like Nike's doing like a big collab and they have these six shoes Grateful Dead shoes I think there's a chance I might have like seven pairs coming because so many people hit me up and were like you want these I'm like yeah I do but it's gonna come in like a hundred point loss but miss the over in Michigan Michigan State 47 and a half uh A&M minus two and a half over 47 and a half and then I have uh it looks like TCU no T-U versus helmet what does this mean T-U Texas didn't I already give that game yeah I have somebody nine and a half over 54 and a half okay can I'll get I'm gonna go look at the board and see what game this is it looks like somebody's a T on the road Tennessee against Kentucky against Kentucky Tennessee Kentucky Kentucky plus nine and a half I I don't even like that game that's why never mind that's my board all right I'll do mine real quick I have uh Iowa State minus two and a half I'm with you on that Mississippi State plus seven at home against uh Texas and Arch they Texas shouldn't be giving seven points on the road especially with the cowbells uh Rutgers minus two and a half I'm gonna I'm gonna go reverse on on two games Memphis plus four and a half against uh South Florida Memphis obviously like disaster uh losing to UAB the over too and uh I feel like that they were maybe looking ahead so I'm gonna take Memphis there plus four and a half and I'm also gonna take Houston plus I think it's seven and a half seven and a half at Arizona State that was just I mean that's just a basic rule of like if you rush the field I'm gonna go against you in the next week I like Arizona State uh love Kenny Dillingham but Willie Fritz is a really good coach at Houston they're not that talented but he's a really good coach all right go ahead Bosco I needed to pull Alabama's first half I apologize uh North Texas minus 14 and a half first half over under in that game North Texas yeah because I've been betting every North Texas over and it's it's my new Notre Dame and it's been working they just 61 and a half give me the over I don't even know who they're playing 61 and a half they just they just score uh game minus 27 and a half I have if the streak is going to end which it looks like it's going to end I have to go down with the ship even though I said I wasn't gonna do it game of the year no K-State plus two and a half uh Virginia minus 10 and a half against UNC SMU wake over 54 and a half watch out for that UNC they may have turned a slight corner a little bit better yeah their defense gotten a little bit better yeah I mean they should have won that game the guy fumbled basically in the end zone yeah Alabama first half minus six and a half game minus 12 and a half uh Oregon minus 33 and a half uh Oregon first half minus 20 and a half Anna minus two and a half Houston plus seven and a half okay uh we'll go mortals I'll start I'm taking Pitt minus six and a half against NC State Pitt made the switch their quarterback switch uh I think it was like three weeks ago the new kid is good Pitt also their defense uh they're gonna stop the run NC State when they can't run they're they're they're not a good team I'm gonna take Pitt minus six and a half Hank kind of random but I'll be at this game so I'm taking South Carolina plus 12 and a half 12 and a half why are you going to I'm going on a bachelor party where's it's at South Carolina it's That's the new guess. It's a bachelor bar. What do you want me to do? Shout out to Zach, by the way. Big Pick'em. Been a big Pick'em listener for years. Who are they playing? Alabama. Alabama at South Carolina. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I'm going to take Alabama minus 12 and a half. What the fuck? I mean, you did this with Happy Valley. Like, you're not. It's not. That's what it turns out. It's the greatest thing you ever did. That's just business. Yeah. Zoopy. I'm going Cincinnati minus four at home against Baylor. Dana will be. Dana. Yeah, Dana kicking a field goal. Redemption. So, legacy on the line for Mr. Beers. Dana Beers. The Auburn invited me to kick field goals with that kid. Oh, really? Yeah, it's like, I can't kick field goals. And also, when are you going to go kick field goals? Yeah, exactly. Busy guy. Okay, Jack. I'll take Washington minus four and a half. And then Ebo is taking Memphis plus four and a half. All right, I already have it on my card. Rebound game. Love it. Love it. Bosco. Dave, you go. Yeah, Dave. I just keep betting against these guys every single week. Keep cashing my ticket like clockwork. They shouldn't be favored by seven points against anybody in the conference. I think they could lose outright again, or it's going to come down to the end of the game. Give me Northwestern plus seven and a half at Nebraska. Yeah. Nebraska. That's another one where Matt Rule. Nebraska stinks. Matt Rule getting to talk about, you know, maybe Penn State. Just. But I mean. Killed against. Killed. Killed. They stink. All right, Bosco. So my mortal is 38 and a half team total Oregon points. Oregon's points team total over 38 and a half. Okay. But I haven't asked Dave. The money from the Kirk game. Five grand. Will you put that on Oregon minus 37 and a half team total? The money from the Kirk basketball game, which I didn't even remember about. I'm looking for a bomb. You took a bomb. You've done game of the years like Oregon. So you want me to place the 5,000 that we owe you on? Or yeah, I don't mind doing that. I mean, it goes through payroll. So it's a little bit less. I'm all right. Then no, no, no. Then no. Then if it gets hairy like that, then that's fine. If don't add complications to it. I thought it was one of the. The envelopes. That's fine. Then don't. Well, you can still bet it. Whatever it is. You should just do that. Just do it. Do it. All right. Yeah. Oregon minus 30, 30. Oregon team total. Oregon team total. All right. You got to take it down to 37 and a half inside that football number. Wait, it's minus 135. Oh, so that can't be your mortal. I said, I did say you could rewind the tape for the show. 38 and a half. God. But if I'm betting this money. Okay. I'm glad you remembered that. I totally forgot about that. It's all right. Yeah. I want, I want the bomb. I need the bomb to start carrying me through. So let's. Okay. Well, so that's your. Yeah. It kind of helps you because then you want a big change at Wisconsin. Yeah. I don't think there's going to be a change. I can't. That's that is. That's just the most fucked up Bosco logic. I'll just let it slide like that. He's actually helping you by betting against Wisconsin. Right. And also that his mortal, he has a mortal, but he also wants to bet a bomb on buying a point. Like if it's your mortal, that's your best. So what is it? Football number. I've been a football guy. Oh, by the way, by the way, I just so you know, I cannot put that in until Friday. So if it changes, it changes because I'm in Florida. Okay. So just buy it to 37 and a half, even though it's as mortal at 38. Like who? I don't know what it'll be come Friday, but that's I'll text you before I do it. That's fine. Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. There's also a. I need the roster. There's a very, there's a very real possibility that like at the gun, it goes to first half or it goes to 33 and a half as well. I love all three. I can't decide which one I love the most. Oh, that's a gun. Like he texts me, Hey, here's what it's at. You want me to click submit? And I'm like, first half or like, I got to get a roster. I got to text me, get me the roster. I don't know because I don't know. I don't even remember saying that. All right. Five grand. I want to fire. Okay. All right. Love that. Fire. Love that. I mean, it's going to be, yeah. Wisconsin. Thank you for, for, for burying us deeper. I appreciate that. You want to change. I mean, it's not going to happen. They've already said it's not going to spin zone. You could also win 50 to 42. That's not off the table. What? All I got to do is hit the team total. You can still win the game. I'm not necessarily betting against you. I'm betting Oregon scores a lot of points. Yeah. I don't. Have you, have you watched Wisconsin? I haven't scored a touchdown in three weeks. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. All right. There's so. I'll text you on Friday. All right. All right. Good show boys. Let's get it going. All right. See ya. See ya.