Backshots 4 The World (Ft. Akaash Singh & Mark Gagnon)

Yup, Charlemagne to God here. We ought to bring it here's podcast. If you listen to "Flavery" in this week, then you know that I was on "Flavery." So it's only right to flip the script as they say and bring a costume and mark gagging on to "Bruy and Idiots." And let's keep it going. - And Alex Media. - And Alex Media, Ole Shit, Alex Media, Alex Media. - It's been there. - It's not new that you're there. - Yeah, it's true. - Yeah. - What do we got? We had a bunch of topics that we didn't touch. - Yeah, Drake, Drake, Grandly Court. - What the fuck was Drake and Family Courtful? - They are saying he was in Family Court. You've seen these videos, some guy in Canada is just like Austin. - What, I was real? - I don't know if it's real. He's saying that Drake is in Family Court and why would you be in Family Court and nobody would be allowed in. Which he said is unconstitutional. I don't know if that's true. - Bigger Canada got a constitution? - Yeah, I mean, I guess it's illegal. - Yeah, they got a constitution. - Can you burn a Canadian flag up there? - That's what we need to do. - Oh, probably not. - That's why I love it if you do that shit. That probably elect you. - I mean, the Canadian flag is just the fucking over your logo, so I just, you don't give a fuck if you burn that shit right now. Not right now. You know, okay, he'll get it back, but not right now. - But Kendrick stands a runner with that and saying that means he has a second kid. Or like he has another kid, he's hiding his baby. And then I think the girl, Sophie or whatever, was outside of the courtroom supporting, but why wouldn't she be inside of his family court? - I never believed the hiding the daughter thing, right? And what would be the reason? - If you speak to people in Kendrick's camp, they just swear so much so that it's true, that you're like, huh. I think somebody's like, I saw the picture. By the way, but no reason for them to lie about it. - It don't matter. Like none of those things to this day. Like why are you keeping this lie with me one on one off camera? - I see. - That wasn't one that stuck for Kendrick in that battle anyway. And the reason it didn't stick for Kendrick in that battle is because it pushed you to your already kind of did that angle. You know, you're not getting kind of did that angle. You did that angle. So it's like the hiding the child thing. It's like, eh, I don't think Drake could be a deadbeat dad twice. (laughing) - Can you? - Yeah. - You are high two childs. - That's pretty effective. - Yeah, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, yeah. You would think we just own up to all of them at once, right? - Yeah. - But like I got a whole team here. - And why couldn't, why couldn't even be a custody court supporter for him? - No, no, this is busy. He's got things to do. And custody court your life's not in danger. - In the video, I saw you didn't have breeds. - These things in the old video. - I don't know, I didn't know if it was real or not. I just thought, man, it'd be so much shit in our days in the nude, but I don't be paying attention to that. - Also, a lot of dudes in Toronto look like Drake. There are a lot of guys that are in Toronto that look like Drake. I saw six of them this past weekend that just look legit. And this is not racist. - It is. - Okay. - They just act like Drake's. - Who is that? - It is, but it's okay. - Just like those people like Drake. - They're not like, were you in Canada? - Oh yeah, I was in Toronto. - Oh, okay, okay. I was in Chicago. - I was like, yeah, there's a. - Tricks, everything. - There's six guys that look like Chief Chief. (laughing) - Wait, you mean Drake and Chief Chief aren't the same person? - Yeah. - I thought they looked alike. - But yeah, I don't give a fuck. I mean, I really don't. And it's like, like, do you care that he bought the death robe pendant? - They say, that's not even real. That's hilarious. - Shug Knight was on, who's podcast was Shug on? Shug was just on somebody's podcast. - I ordered somebody podcast. - I'm pretty sure it was. I'm pretty sure that exists. - Is cereal? - He was also pretty fine. We can insert the audio. He actually was like, yo, he was like, he know that's not a real chain because there was no. He was like, there was only like two death robe chains. And they damn sure didn't have a. What's the shit on the back? When you. - Like a inscription. - inscription. - Well, it's all certain, that's not a two-pot chain. That's not a death robe chain. But back to Drake, who ever sold you that chain, Jake? Drake, you need to go beat his motherfucking ass. It's crazy. And then the inscription says, all eyes on you. The album was all eyes on me. - Yeah, but all eyes on you. They're like, we're giving a hand. - Like, someone was being cute. Like the jewelry was trying to like. - No, man. - Like a whole joke. - You think death robe people were being cute in '96? You think they was right in little like cute sings, like all eyes on you in '96? No. - They weren't doing that, man. Drake had the thing with these motherfucking chains, though. - What is that? - I think he's really a fan. I think the thing, you know, I like talking about Drake, 'cause I feel like I just be talking about him too God damn much. - You're a fan, you're a fan, you're a fan. - You're a fan, you're a fan. - I'm a fan. - It's not, it's the way he makes headlines. What am I supposed to say? It's like, he does shit like this, and it comes up. You know, we're supposed to not talk about it. - This is the genius of him. He always stays in the headlines. It is, it is brilliant. - Okay. - I don't know that he's comfortable with the negative, which I would put on him, but he'd great at staying in the headlines. - On Flagrin, you said Will Smith fell off, and he wasn't as relevant anymore. - I was never a Drake fan. I'm like you, but he didn't put me in a rap song, so I didn't start hopping on his dick. - Damn. - That didn't happen. I just enjoyed how he handled that particular beef, so I called it fair, and I've called everyone since then fair. - No, he won that battle. I was teasing. - He did. - The Drake fall off? - Yes. - No, he didn't. Come on. - What are we talking about? - A little bit. - What counts as a fall off? - Yes, that's what I need to know. - What counts? - The only guys in the face. - The Drake looks like Mark. - Yeah, that's true. - Yo, it's fun. Yo, two twos' fun. Drake is valid, bro. Great. Yo. - Brody. Brody. - Him and Kendrick, he smoked at you. - Yo. - Smoked him. - As we can admit, that Drake is not as relevant as he wants. - He's not as hot. - Is he in the news, sure, but, like, the news isn't, like, he looks cool most of the time. - But he doesn't think. - People who look like Mark's saying that's awesome. And then everybody else will be like, why are you buying these chains, or why are you doing this? - He's not. - Okay. To your point, because you said this about Will. You said Will has been doing things that make him look, it's embarrassing to see him do. Correct. - I don't agree with that, because I feel like he's doing those things because he wants to do them. I would apply that to Drake, though. - I think Drake has done a lot of things over the past year during this beef that have made him look like, what are you doing? - What's popping in your mind right now? - The lawsuit number one. - Okay. Okay. - Okay. - Even buying the Defero chain, even though he is a collector of hip-hop hire familiar, it's like, well, you only bought that chain because you're trying to still want a Kendrick on, shit. - You think Kendrick is a fuck? - Yeah. - Like, cut it out. Like, coming out with the fucking sweater with this, looking like he got gunshots and like, it's smoked in the shit, it's like, come on, like, not be like the one that I missed, not being able to let it go. And by the way, I've been alive long enough to see enough rap battles to see how they usually play out. They usually, either usually play out like Jay, right? Jay and Nas. - Yeah. - Well, okay, you lose. But you keep it moving, which is what Jay did, and he's still Jay's the end of the day. Our God bless the day. There was a time after Jay and prodigy, when prodigy couldn't stop rapping about Jay's busy, 'cause of what Jay, the cannabis and LL, too. - With the ballerine. - Cannabis and LL, not so much. - With Rift the Jacker was the second, and nobody really cared after he lost. - What was the Rift the Jacker? - So, see that, that was LL's response, right? - No, I think. - I don't remember. - I don't remember. - So, whatever, Cannabis second round KO, then LL's, I forget what it's called. But then Cannabis had another one called Rift the Jacker, and nobody cared. And then I think he did another thing after that was like, buddy, it's over. - Yeah. - And I like Cannabis. I was a fan. I was hoping he would win that. I was hoping he would win that, but he didn't get to enjoy. - I think 50 run up the score, just 'cause he's relentless. He's a vicious. - Like, he won that, kept going. - Yeah, but Jay even knew in the bow-out race food. And Jay went and made wonderful, and New York, New York, Jay didn't dwell on it. Jay put out a clapback, and that blood in my blood, and he kept it moving. He eventually just kept it moving, draped for whatever reason is not keeping it moving. Like, he's stuck in a gear. - But wouldn't New York, New York, be keeping it going? Like, he's trying to say, like, hey, I'm New York, you're not really New York. - I didn't think it was that. - That's just a hip hop record. That's like, don't fit my stuff. That shit A's very well. - Yep. - I got a hundred guns on the hook. - No, it was a great song. - New York. - I had nothing to do with 50. It wasn't even those subliminals. It was just a dope. - He had that one subliminal, I'm on fire. Highly dipped, and not, which I think was a little bit of a 50 shot. - Oh, that one shot. - It didn't come across as a 50 shot. It just came across as maybe it's a 50 this, but it's more just a fire of some. - I mean, 50 took it as a shot because then he started beefing with Jada Kiss and Fadjo. - Well, that's because 50 is awesome, you know, if enemy of my enemy, what is it? Friend of my enemy is my enemy. - Yeah, that's what he was on. He didn't want nobody standing next to the job. He was like, they ain't none of y'all gonna try to bring him back from the day. That was his mentality, you know, but. - That's so awesome. - But what a guy, dude. - But prodigy really got a bunch of their prodigy, there was a, he couldn't, he couldn't let it go for a while. - Wow. And that's what this feels like. But I don't think that, I don't think the word I would use for Drake is less relevant, but less hot. - Less hot. - Less hot. Yeah. - Yeah, he's still Drake. He's still relevant as fuck. - Those words kind of, kind of the same. - And he's only, he's only less hot because of the year that Kendrick just had. - No. - And Drake hasn't really done anything to counter that musically. - No, he's less hot because he got destroyed in a rap battle. - That's what I mean. - That's part of the year. That's what I mean. - But then he made it worse for himself. - Yeah. - He made it worse for himself, man. I said this on Vlad TV, it's like he got beat up. And then when he woke up, he looked in the mirror, and he didn't realize that that wasn't him. So he started swinging on himself. And then you start hitting the fucking mirror so hard and you shatter in the glass and your hands are bleeding and he's blood everywhere. And you think you're getting fucking jumped, but no, you just stop swinging, you're doing this to yourself. - Yeah. - You know? That's it. What else we got? Let's do some, let's do some, what's the shit called? They tell me I was getting wrong last week. Asked it is. No, I was going to do some, if we didn't have any topics. - No. - Shit, what the fuck is this? - Any memes necessary. (laughing) - All memes matter, any memes necessary. - No dude, any memes necessary. - Taylor will be back soon. - Click on meek with a message. I want to know what y'all think of this. This was hilarious to me. (sniffing) - Meek Mill, I can't wait to get a chance to show the world how smart I really am. - Oh my God, what does that mean? - What's even going on? He's doing already smarter than the fritter? - I can't understand why he's another one. He was cool at one point. I remember that. - Meek's still cool, man. - No, he's not. - No, no, no, it's shallow. - I like that like me. I think me cool, I think that me. Here's what you do, here's why you ain't shit. Because you put this up to laugh at meek. And then the second we laugh at him, meek is cool. And he's smart enough to back it up well. So go fuck yourself and make it one of the more smart. I just wanted to hear what y'all thought of this. - It's embarrassing. What does that mean? I can't wait to show this world how smart. You have 15 years. - It's an exclamation point. - That's embarrassing. - You've been here 15 years. Nobody ever said you're smart. And who cares? - Meek is very smart. Listen, here's the thing, I think meek is very smart. The irony of this tweet is he's already showed me how smart he is. - That's right. - How you showed me how smart he was because he stayed out of trouble. He hasn't found himself back in jail. - Back in jail. - And he's a multi-person part of that sense. - And he did good investments. Michael Rubin was on a business club. Michael Rubin was like, yo, meek invested. I think it was like $6 million in lids. I think it was lids. And he got his biggest ROI back. He's already showed me how smart he is. You know what I mean? Sometimes intelligence is literally just staying out of the way, getting your money and minding your business. So what does the point of this tweet? But then we've already told you, Mark, he can't wait to get his fans. This show where I'm smart. But maybe he doesn't realize that there's people like me that look at him and be like, meek, you've already told him. - I never thought he was stupid. I just, I can't wait to get a chance to show the world how smart I am. Why are you tweeting that? - That's the amazing point. - Like what point? - Look in like a monitor. - Yo, I'm moving to show you one. - Meek probably sitting on a crazy idea that's already in motion. - I do what you're gonna call a day's dick. (laughing) - All right, next stop. - You? - Next stop. - Yo, I got it. - What did I do? - I don't condone. - You're not believing me. I can't think you'd think I'm dumb and I can't wait to get a chance to show you how smart I really am. (laughing) - This is crazy. - Shout out to Drusky. - This is hilarious. - Okay. (laughing) - Shout out to Drusky The greatest, that's comedian of all generation, not all generation. - No, I'm a Dominican, I'm Puerto Lican. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do - I was two percent Puerto Rican, I blocked. - What is this, what is it, the girls? - The girls, they're always trying to pretend they're foreigners, I'm sure they like it. - Yeah, the girls, I want to be every race with their own. - No, listen, guys, you don't know. - Sketch comedian of this generation. - Yeah, yeah, of this generation. - Yeah, he might be the greatest sketch comedian in the last two generations. - Who's he other than doing this from Dallas, Mark Phillips, something like that? - I should tell the generation before, who? - Mark Phillips, I mean, from Dallas, he does all the LeBron sketches and all that. - He's great. - I like Mark, but he has only shown me the LeBron. - That's true. - He hasn't shown me the range that Jews does. - He did them Kendrick and Drake Shits. Like during the B, Fuse happens to be a good sketch. - I still put Druski above him, but he deserves mention. - I like him, but he don't have the production value Druski has. - Yeah. - As Mark says, he don't commit, like, he's not like full character. - Yeah, yeah. - No, that's in, like, Drew is a white guy. He was a legit white guy. - Yes, man. - Like two weeks ago. - Yeah. - It was awesome. - I think Druski is better than Ken Peele. - I don't know about that. - I don't agree. - I know disrespect to Druski. I think Ken Peele. - I think he's better than Ken Peele. - I think they're different. - I know if he's a parent, like. - I like Druski's better than Ken Peele. - I think Ken Peele's the greatest of all time. I think they're the greatest of all time. - Now we're not even looking at him. - I bet you know how you just. - Of all time. - That is a fucking excuse. - Hell show. - What'd you mean? - Better than a living color. Like, stop, Ken Peele. Not cop, stop, bro. Ken Peele, you know. - I think you're gonna make the argument. - Give me, and a living color. No, I'm gonna put your, give me your pal and a living color. - Mad TV, and then I got like K&P. - I watched, here's where maybe I'm recency biased, but like, Ken Peele's sketches will pop up on my YouTube now that I've never seen, and I'm blown away 12 years later. I'm like, holy shit. He had a living color. I remember buying the DVDs. I was so hyped 'cause I loved it as a kid, and then you rewatch it didn't age as well. Ken Peele aged so fucking well. And Chipel's show was such a moment, and I'm sure if we watch it now, we would still think it's hilarious, but it doesn't pop up on my YouTube like that. But like, a K&Peele sketch, I'll still watch and be like, God, the stupidest fucking ones. What's more over the guy, keeps getting the guys, whatever. Okay, you got something on your shirt, and then he does that. Have you seen that sketch? - No. - It's the dumbest idea it's a hilarious sketch. It's the dumbest idea. A guy does the thing, he goes, "Hey, you gotta stand on your shirt." And then he gets them, and then the whole sketch is him getting them. - I like culturally relevant sketches, and that's what Drusky does for me. And that's what a living color used to do. Like, that's what Chipel, you like the topical shit. - Yeah, just culturally relevant shit. Like, shit that you know is going to stand the test of time because he's capturing these classic moments via sketch. - I think that's a great point. Like, he's capturing something really, really late. - Yeah, they never went for topical. Kind of, I don't remember why. But, yeah, Flickr, it wasn't even the best one, but just another one, it's so stupid, but it makes me laugh. - K&Peele is more clever. - Substitute teacher is unfucking believable. And it's actually a very smart social commentary. That you don't even realize. But like, you go, you know what I mean? And then what's the other one that's still so fucking funny that I see all the time? - Imagine what Druski could do with a room full of writers. - Yeah, that's true. - That's the other thing we know that, imagine what Druski could do with a room full of writers, a bunch of producers, a bigger budget. That's the issue with the comparison because that's not the point of Druski. The point of Druski is not in, you know, to be in a sketch show with a whole budget. The point of him is to be on Instagram immediately, two days after something happens and capture the moment. But I'm just looking at the raw talent of it all. And the thing I like about Druski too, Druski captures the cultural people. Not even just like pop culture in regard to this celebrity. Like when you think about like the Alabama fan, right? Like that's really how Alabama fans get down. Or the girl we just saw him do. Or the black white guy. Or the white black guy that's in the hood. Like these are observations of people that he's capturing in such a unique way. That's what I think makes Druski different. When you think about a living color, you think about Chapelle, like they mock celebrities. So you would kind of have to know these celebrities and know, oh, okay, Druski's just mocking. Like look at this shit, hold on, scroll back up. Who's doing, is this you, Chris? It's a good production you're doing. Look at this girl. Look, girls put scrubs on it, think they save in the world. Hilarious, go down, look at that brother that thinks he's one of them. That just one was hilarious. This was just the black guy who got in the white. Atlanta dudes on, oh, that shit was hilarious. Atlanta dudes on live was hilarious. I don't remember sleeping over your friends house on a Sunday. It's old. No, he captures such specific small nuances that no one notices that are just like comedy premises. These new age barbers be thinking they's the left. Yeah, it's pretty neat. Yeah, it's perfect. Aw, man. It's almost like sine film. I also mind having black enough to understand how funny some of these shit is. But a lot of this ain't black. I don't follow barbers on IG like that. Well, okay, go back up, like go back. Dudes be playing games. Dudes be whole nerds when they play in the game. It's saying black, it's just culture. This is gaming culture. Scroll, that was the forefront, what's the forefront? Those old heads on those bikes be wanting to be seen so hilarious. This is so down south. This is so South Carolina, yo. Well, I gotta see the top three yard. Now it's the top three. The top three insecure boyfriends hate when it's their girlfriend's birthday. Very true. I used to know somebody like this boy. I used to know a guy that whenever he was his wife's birthday, this motherfucker used to absolutely wild out on purpose. What? Just because she was actually popping up. She was somebody like, she was really, really somebody. Yeah, that's a problem. And he could not stand watching her be celebrating on her birthday. If it was a dinner that was going to happen or a party, he would find a way to fuck it up and piss her off so she wouldn't even end up at the party. That is crazy. What's the top two? Top two. And one of them gotta be that Alabama shit. Why every car like got a salesman like this? Come on, man, this ain't me. That's those fashion dudes trying to be mysterious with. Damn, none of the Alabama. Ain't nothing but the tide, ain't nothing but the tide. Ain't nothing but the fuck. Come on, man. Jusky's on ESPN with that shit, yo. I have not taken anything away from Jusky. I think he's amazing. I got, I hold Jusky in very high regard. Likewise. That's the best sketch artist of this generation. I would say Kempio is the best of last though. I think Jusky got Kempio, man. Just off Raw talent and capturing culture. He captured moments better, that's true. But Kempio was way more clever. - This shit. - Where do you find this guy? Like the Alabama guy. - Can we kill each other in the volume? - So good. - You're gonna be amazing. Let me have to go back and watch more key. I really, I wasn't really in the key in feel like that. - And also in the slave auction sketch? (laughing) Have you seen the slave auction sketch you can't feel? - No, it's so good. - You wanna watch the slave auction sketch? Can we pull that up? It's like a five minute sketch, but you'll get the idea pretty quickly. - I don't wanna watch the slave auction sketches with y'all. (laughing) - No, man, just don't, that's it. - All right, y'all gather round, gather round, welcome channel man. - This is their first episode I think. - It's the first episode? - I think, it's probably, you guys wanna skip rolling up the, kind of set up the premise a little. - There you go. - So you can see there's another human being. - And one was mad at you. - They better kill me the first day. I'm gonna go buck wild on the whole operation. - Time. - Next one, get up on up there now. - Oh, it's okay. - Yeah. - $6 on lot 8. $7, 8, 9. $9 going once. - Why, three times sold? - Oh, okay, well you have to buy that dude. - No brains. That guy's huge, massive individuals. - That's two of me. - Anybody would buy him. - And I'd buy that dude. - My question is, how did they catch him? - Next. - Just give it a happy life. - He's having already done it. (laughing) - $2 on lot 8. $2 going once, twice, three times sold. - See, no, that surprises me. - That is interesting to say the least. - Well, it just seems like at a certain point, it's like, do they even know what they're looking for? - I mean, it's like the whole criteria seems like, get a little inconsistent. - I mean, at some point, I wouldn't be there. - Yeah, what's the message? - Get up on the lot 8, I'm fine. - That's what I'm saying is more clever, but it doesn't capture the visceral moment of a time. - And it wasn't funny? - I mean, it's just not funny either. Like, when we talk about that, it's like, you know, like, it's so shot very well. - It hurts. - It hurts. - It's shot very well, the creative is there, the premise is there. I just didn't, and you're determined to not like it. It hurts my feelings. - That's okay, but that's okay. And you're trying to make me feel racist for enjoying it. - No, no. - It's all good, dude. It's all good. I'm in therapy just like you. I can voice my emotions and word them right. So that's just, be honest about what's bothering you. - Or slaves. You understand what it's like, you know? - Thank you. - You still think it's fun? - Tell them about it. I don't know. - You can be believing you though. - I'm vicious. You ever heard of Marissas? - That's us? - They grabbed y'all, brought you over. - Thank you. - I'm not just your cousin's name. - Now this has been interesting. Snoop Dogg said he said to go to the movies after watching the movie Lightyear with his grandson and seeing a LGBTQ couple. - Oh, the new, the new buzz. The Lightyear. I think it's gonna light you. - Yeah, with cheeky parmers in that movie. - Okay, okay. - She plays like the daughter. But we watching it and the lady, which is Kiki's mama, they move on into the space years. They moved on a line. They're like, she had a baby with a woman. What am I going to sound in the middle of the movie, like, Papa Snoop, how she have a baby with a woman? - She a woman. - Oh, shit. I didn't come in for this shot. I just came and watched it. Got that movie. Hey, man, watch the movie. Uh-uh. They just said, she and she had a baby. They both women. How does she have a baby? Shh. Moving ain't over with. So it's like, this fuck me. I'm scared to go to the movies. They're like, y'all throwing me in the middle of shit that I don't have an answer for. - This is getting blown out of proportion, I think. He's obviously kind of being silly here. And then people are contextualized and they're like, oh, Snoop's taking some grandstand against woke culture, not out of that. I think it's being, like, de-contextualized. He's being silly. He just said, it is ironic to see someone like Snoop worried about the influence media has on kids. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think even in podcast, why do you say that, Mark? Tell me one. - Well, because it's like-- - Look, I'll respect a Snoop. I love Snoop Dogg, but I do think it's-- - That's what they jumped on him for in the early '90s. - Exactly. Like, when he's dropped and shit, they're like, oh, you're talking about killing people, die, die, die. Gangster rap is blowing up. You're talking about West Coast, beef, stutter, die. Which, again, I think is unfair, but for then him to be concerned about children today, it is just ironic. It certainly is a good reminder for like young kids that have a strong political activism on something. Time is going to change and slowly you'll become the old guy yelling at the clouds, like, "Hey, these kids." You know, I didn't take it. I didn't take it in there. I didn't take it like he was concerned about his son-- I mean, his grandson being influenced. It was simply, I'm in a movie, eating some popcorn, probably high as hell, trying to sleep, but I really don't care about this shit. I'm just doing this with my grandson. And now my grandson is waking me up, asking me a question. I don't have the answer to-- Yeah, I think that's the point right now. And people are making it this whole, like, political-- Yeah, this isn't-- I don't think-- I didn't hear it when I started. I didn't see no political vokeness. I just felt like, I'm in the movies. Your child is like, pop, pop. How do two women got a baby? You're like, what? You know what I'm saying? You barely watching. They're like, how can two women have a baby? Man, each popcorn's the grandson. Like, I didn't see any vokeness. I didn't hear him once say, this shouldn't be on the screen. Kids shouldn't have to see it as blah, blah, blah. He just simply said, I'm scared to go to the movies because now I have to answer questions that I don't want to answer from a grandson. Yeah. What's the problem with it? It's-- but it does also go to people who are complaining this too much. There's a gay agenda. But he didn't say that. But he's saying the same thing that the people complain about who say that there's a gay agenda. Alex just have a point because that's how people like me-- I mean, that's how some people talk. Let that would have been boozy. They'd have really had something to be-- That was my first thing. That boozy would have been in the goddamn movies and saw that shit and saw what he would have. They'd have really had something to be mad about. Well, the boozy have said-- You know what? The boozy probably wouldn't have tripped that much because it was too women. Yeah. Daughter-- I don't want to put anything on it. I thought it was. I think so. Yeah. If it was too women, I don't know the boozy would have had too much to say. But I don't see the issue with this. Like, people that are complaining about this don't have kids. They don't know what it feels like to be asked a question by a kid that you really don't have an answer. Like, what's the most annoying question your daughter's answer? There's nothing to think of an annoying question because I'll look it up the best that I can or I'll be like, ask your mom. No, for real, kids. I mean, kids ask, like, I got my 17-year-old, I got a 17-year-old, a 16-year-old, and a three-year-old. A six-year-old and a three-year-old. What? So they ask questions that my 17-year-old will try to shame them for, and I'm like, yo, cut it out. You're 17. She's six. She's three. So she should be asking these type of questions because she don't know the answer to them. So that's when you just teach them. But if you don't have an answer, there's nothing wrong with saying go ask your mom or eat your popcorn. I don't have a problem with it. Snoop said just ask your mom, and he would have been good. Yes. By the way, that's a tough question. In the moment, when you're high. How do two women have a baby, Alex? They're cartoons. That's the answer. They're cartoons? That's the answer. That is a good answer. Like it's cartoons, it's a movie. You know what? That's the thing that can happen in real life. That don't happen in real life. It's a cartoon, baby. Yeah. How do two women have a baby, Mark? Oh, they adopted them. How can two women have a baby? Artificial insemination. Ew, what? How can two women have a baby, Chris? Yeah, scientific. But now you gotta explain that. What is artificial insemination? Well, they take stuff from a man and stuff from a woman and then they put it inside the woman and she has a baby. What? It's not that hard. Yes it is. How do they put it inside the woman? Honestly, a plus for me as a hypothetical dad. But kids, don't stop asking questions. That's what I'm saying. This guy doesn't talk to kids. What else is left? The kid is like, what is artificial? What is insemination? Now you gotta explain both of them and then tell them, like, it's too much. It's like each apartment. You're pregnant. I told them that when we were kids, we used to ask too many questions. Yeah. What would you say as a kid of what's insemination? Well, you put it inside of the woman. Oh, so like when I meet in popcorn, I'm inseminating my mouth. Damn. Damn, right? And then you gotta be like, well technically, no. Technically, it's not that. You might as well just be like, show it up each popcorn. There you go. He's gonna tell his kids everything. Start out just cool. I'm gonna say, ask AI. Don't even come to me or your mother. Talk to the internet. It's a little desire from the given podcast, man. This one crazy viral for her. That was a good, good look. What else we got, Alex? Ooh. Positari says he's a pussyologist. I need to say an appointment. When your child needs a pussyologist, I need some help. When your grandson asks you what's a pussyologist, what do you say? Son, your mom don't know. Your grandma got no idea. She's been asking me to see you want to play some time. I never made it. You can be any type of doctor. Look one up for me. I find one. You come a doctor except that one. What's the clip, man? What's the clip? Play it, Chris? He said his body count is a little scary. Us as kings, we deserve more than one. Damn. And certain and whatever religion you know, go by, Christianity, saw them have 400 wives. A lot of them in the Bible have wives. If you're a Muslim, you can have up to five wives. I would love to know brothers, even starting out the conversation. What are your thoughts about? My brother starts some perspectives on. Aw, man. I don't want to get any of you on. Stay safe. It's 100. It's a 100 conversation. That's some wine. My body count is a little scary. You know, serious. I am. I would be considered a pathologist. I'm just kidding. So going back to. Man, you know what a joke don't land. He saw that. - It's so funny. (laughing) - You're too fast. - That shit bombed their end here. - You know what I'm saying, it's a continuing one. - It's bombing forever for history. - When the joke don't land. 'Cause the thing is, Tyrese wasn't even trying to have his conversation. He's smart enough not to have it, right? When these guys like, oh, you know, you can have many wives, blah, blah, blah. You're like, hey, hey, hey. - Trying to make a choice. - But then he volunteered. Information he didn't have to volunteer. You don't gotta tell people your body count are crazy. - But he thought it would be a funny joke. We've all been there. And that's to me that my favorite thing is comedian is watching non-comedians bomb. - Just, 'cause it happens, I saw it happen to LeBron, did the exact same thing. He said some joke with Steve Smith, and he was getting interviewed. And then laughed, and Steve didn't laugh. He goes, (laughing) But no, (laughing) (laughing) I think Austin Tyrese did the same thing. I mean, I was so bored of the beginning. I zoned out, but that was wonderful. - That's what I wanted for a moment. - That's the pride that you like bombs. - Barbonic. - But listen, it's not the career. - The fact that he just, - Barbonic steals all his jokes. - Every audience on the phone, in front of. - The fact that he just volunteers. - I pretty much never seen that. - That he has a high body count, only to follow it up with a terrible joke is what makes this hilarious. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So now you're going viral, 'cause you just told everybody you got a high body count. When the reality is, you was just setting up a joke. - I'm safe. (laughing) - Like that's all you would do with it. - He should have started it with, like, you look, man, I wouldn't mind. He should have said, yo, I don't mind. I wouldn't mind having more than one wife 'cause I'm gonna put the odds. - I'm not gonna mention the numbers. - But also, he didn't say he was good at it. So he's just that I had a high body count. I don't understand what a pussyologist, I don't even understand that. What does that even mean? - Isn't a pussyologist like a gynecologist don't technically? - That's right, yes he does. - Are you a scientist of pussy? - You finger woman with an effective vagina. It's like, that's disgusting. Like, you don't want to do that. I'm a pussyologist. - God damn. - That's why it bombed. 'Cause it wasn't funny. - It didn't rhyme with anything? - He should have opened Mike that. He should have worked out that a bit. Before he brought it to this food podcast. Why are they eating Sunday dinner and talking? I don't just drink wine. - The whole thing. - This food smacking was driving me crazy. - Yeah, that was a little bit. - I see why people come back. - I didn't know a conversation is going terribly. When someone says something, then someone else has to chime in and be like, so what did you guys think of that? (laughing) - What's going on here? - A cost got a great point 'cause people are always looking playing when you're eating on the mic on, you know what I'm saying? And then you're like, oh shut the fuck up. And then you hear it's like, oh yeah that's it. - Yeah, I can get it. - I can get it. - Let's do some, let's do an ad, man. (upbeat music) - Let's do some church announcements. A cost where you at, man. - Yo, I am in Daniel Beach, Florida, September 11th. My favorite day through September 13th. Then I'm being Dubai, October 5th. And oh, yo, this Christchop right here, I've invested in a Christchop a couple of years ago, you opened our second location in West Village called Founties, from the West Village, 20 Charles Street. - That's what I like the fuck in here, man. - Thank you. - That's what I like to hear. - Thank you, I keep it brown. - But it's dope, you diversify on your portfolio and you're investing your money in the right shit. I don't give a fuck about how much money people got if they're not using it the right way. Don't tell me about how much money you make and just because you're making a lot of money. And I don't care about your lavish trips and the clothes and the jewelry and the car, I know. What are you investing in them? Keep that money longer. - You know, you inspired me with, you take your whole family to like Antigua. - Hey, Willa. - And Willa, I took my family on a vacation. We were gonna go to church with my wife and me and then I was able to, my mom never wants to go anywhere. I flew her out, I flew her mom out. We flew our nieces out. - Dope. - It was so much better. - Dope. - That was the thing I got from watching you and I was talking about it like you do that too. - I do that because of YouTube. - Would you spend the money on experiences? - Exactly. And shared experiences. - Yep. - Full heart. - Mark, were you at this weekend? Oh, I'm going to Nashville, Tennessee, Denver, Colorado, Hoboken, New Jersey, Philly, Fort Wayne, and Detroit all before the end of the year. Come on out. I haven't invested in anything. My money is losing 100 dollars every day. - He invested in his baby. - Yeah, even that investment is crazy though. - What you getting your money up though is good though. - Yeah. - You just rattled off about 300? - Yeah. - Yeah, something like that. We're on our way. - We're working, we're working. - You know what I mean? - Got to buy some diapers though, you know? - No, dang. - Oh, what's my church now? Oh, make sure you go get Cheryl McKissick's book, The Black Family I Raised America, it is out everywhere you buy books right now. Go get decisions, decisions by Mandy and Weezie. No holds barred by Mandy and Weezie, the host of the decisions of the podcast. That is available everywhere you buy books as well. - Can you hear the real pusiologists? - They are. - They are, they definitely are. - All you got one? - Oh, if you have a podcast or if you want to start a podcast, head over to WTF Media Studios, best studios in the world. - Point blank. - Jim Jones was about to take you all out, bro. - No, he's not. - Jim Jones. - What's Jim Jones? - He actually had somebody on his team contact me to help him originally with this. - Wow. - What happened? - What happened? - Idols became rivals. - Yeah, I don't wanna. - Now Jim bought a studio, he got like a big compound. (laughing) - Oh. - He just launched a-- - Jim Jones should not have a compound. Just based on his rap and the cult leader, Jim Jones is not a compound. - You know what's so good? - We always serve cool ladies there by the cults. - Oh, the cool ladies would slap him, you know? - You know what's funny? - Jim is one of the most slept on businessmen in hip hop. - Really? - And not just as a businessman, as a creative. Like people don't remember, Jim used to direct, a lot of the dip set videos back in the day. You know, when you think of like the whole dip set, aesthetic as far as how they used to dress, when you think about old school dip set, a lot of that was because of Jim. Jim was an ANR at Warner Brothers Wave. I think it was Warner Brothers Wave back when under Kevin Lyle's and Leo Cohen. - Better businessman, him or push, 'cause they got beef, right? - Him or push, ooh that's a good one. - Push, we have the meats fast forward and I put up up up up up up, which I think you just got to one payout for. - I think the business is a different. I think push does a lot of things that may not necessarily revolve around entertainment. Jim has done more things that are revolved around entertainment, you know, fashions, stuff like that. - Push, getting on his money and changing whips. I just believed it. - I mean, Jim's doing well too. - You buy watches, we buy collections. - I mean, Jim got a 100,000 square foot building 'cause I buy watches. (all laughing) - He got that big ass compound. He just got that artist, the artist show that he's doing, you know, that's where they shoot that at. He's gonna be doing movies there and podcasts and everything else. So, I don't know, what is this, what is this? - I just wanted to shout out the Dallas Penn Forever Day that's coming Saturday, August. - RIP Dallas Penn, this is the second one. His wife Susan is organized at the Weeksville Heritage Center in Brooklyn, great event last year. - Dallas has been passed away for two years. - And then so, I think, yeah. - Really? - Yeah, that's great after. - God damn time flies. Hold on now, no, no, no, there's no way. - Right after that. - It's like Dallas, like last year. - No, no, but they did an event last year around this time. - Wow. - Yeah. - That was crazy. You're asking Pete's Dallas Penn, man. Yeah, September 28th, Dallas Penn, oh, that's his birthday. So, they do something on his birthday every, okay, okay, okay. Saturday, August 30th from 3 to 9 p.m. at Weeksville Heritage Center. One, five, eight Buffalo Avenue, Brooklyn, New York. 'Cause Chris didn't give none of that information. He's just like, yeah, shout out to the event. That's how it's going to take Weeksville. Like, y'all figure it out on your own. Let's do some asking idiots, man. That's actually what we came in for. Let's do some asking idiots. If you could have raised one celebrity, oh, this is sh*t, McKinsey says, if you could have raised one celebrity from history but keep their work. - Woo! - Bill Cosby. - Bill Cosby. - God damn. - That was cool. - Bill Cosby is good. - Right. - That's a good thing. - 'Cause he's, oh, allegedly he did all this stuff, but I think he's free now. So, he didn't do anything bad. I don't know the exact legal style. - R Kelly comes to mind. - Right, R Kelly. - What about Michael Jackson? - Bad. - Michael Jackson. - Bad. - That's innocent. - Michael Jackson. So, they'll never get me to hate Michael Jackson. - Yeah. - Harvey Weinstein. - Was he a celebrity? Weinstein? - Yeah. - I feel like you make the case. - We didn't know him tell you sh*t those women. - Oh, yeah, that was his claim to family. (laughing) - That's really what put him on the mat. - Yeah, it's what a c*t. - What did I say? - What did I say? (laughing) - That is what put him on the mat. That's the same mat. - Everybody knew Harvey Weinstein before he did that. - Nobody at all. - Well, you know, stop it. Stop it. - People in Hollywood, maybe. - Harvey Weinstein. - Regular everyday person did not. - I know. - He was just one of the brothers. - He was a brother? - He was a Weinstein brother, was he? - Oh, you mean a Weinstein brother? - Yeah. - I didn't even know it was Weinstein's brothers. - He could have raised one celebrity. - The other brother used to live in my building. He hated his f*cking f*cking brother, though. - Really? - He hated that motherfucker. - I had my phone one time. He was not that friendly, which I understand, 'cause people probably, whatever. I just heard him in a live one time. F*cking Harvey. (laughing) - Whoa. - He moved out so I can put that out there now. - If you could have raised one, that's a good question. If you could have raised one celebrity. And why are we erasing them? That's the shit sound I'm saying. The eye, like celebrities aren't humans. If you erase them from history, then you erase them from his family and everything other. Maybe I might be able to tell you what it is. - I got an answer if you can't say, sorry. - Why? - Well, it's just too much. - We can believe it. Go ahead. (laughing) - Jesus, come here. Come here. You got a good laugh also, though. (laughing) - It's the funniest answer. - Did you miss their keep their work part? - No. - No, that was the point. That was the why it was funny. - The funny one. - That's why it's funny. You see what I'm saying? (laughing) - Well, Tanya out there mad as fuck. (laughing) It's a fuck so funny. It's a fucking y'all laughing. - As I couldn't say, but it was the funniest answer. It's actually the popping in my head for that reason. because you did the second part. - Also the scrubbing. - Someone has a celebrity, it's hilarious, yeah. You're all celebrity and friends. - Hitler was the first pop star. That was David Bowie's picture. - Oh, really? - Why did David Bowie think that? - That Hitler was the first. - Yeah, bars. - So like, use media to capture a popular imagination. I mean, it'd be like people that way, the media and more. - On a message scale. - All right, my answer's David Bowie, man. That's why I would have said that. (laughing) What the fuck is he talking about? - He's saying a pop, Jesus Christ. The young African God says what? Can we scroll down? - Scroll up, Chris. The young African God, how often do you take showers because I like to do it as much as possible? - Yeah, it is. - Mark, we're going to defer to you. I actually have a good answer now, because I've recently got a sauna. And every time I'm in saunaing, I have a shower and after. So I'm up to like five or even six showers a week. - Ooh, congratulations, where were you before? - Like three to four. - Dang, every other day kind of vibe, you know? - You don't need to do it too much. You don't need to do more than that. - I do two a day. - That is, I think that's bad for you. - I don't do two a day, and I will skip a day. Not often, but I will skip a day. - Man, I could be so brave. - Sometimes I'm frivolous. (laughing) - I want to be so crazy. - Isn't that crazy? - Don't worry. - Holy shit. - I'm going to do this. (laughing) - Yo, why are you, why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? - You're trying to even say y'all dancing or something. (laughing) - That's what I'm doing. - No, I'm skipping a day. I'm not gagging like I've never done it. - It doesn't happen. - Come get your get back. (laughing) Honey, you can come get your get back right now. - Yeah, you don't ever skip a day. Travel a long day, just fall asleep on the plane. It is like fall asleep when you get home. - Maybe I can probably count on one hand throughout the year. - I got a long ass flight. I'm tired. I'm in the hotel. - No way, you got, well. - My wife won't let me. It's second I'd come home from a flight. - That's what I'm saying. Yeah, hotel, yeah. But still, I can't even sleep if I don't take a shower. - Yeah. - Not really, no, I can't. - You gotta watch the day off, man. - I think it's bad for you. I think you need a little bit of something on you, you know what I mean? - That's what people who don't shower everyday. - No, no, no. - That's right. - You get to do more if you use too much soap, you lose vitamin D. If you shower too much, your immune system gets messed up. - I also think if you have a bidet. - I have a bidet. - Maybe you don't have a bidet. - This is worse. - I have a bidet. - You don't have a bidet, this is worse. - Let me tell you something, best investment. I have made this year with it totally. Now I don't stunt too much. - You got the Japanese uniform? - I don't know if I was Japanese, but I got me a fucking. I got a toilet that when I walk in the bathroom. - That shit shit. - That shit shit. - That's dope. - Come on. - That shit shit. - Use money. - Yeah, yeah. - Fucking. - Go wealth. - I'll sit on a backwards sometimes, just to feel it. I'll be doing, I'll be like this, I'll make sure, because when I hit it, it gives you like five or six seconds. - Yeah, yeah. - I'll position that button and just tighten it. And I'll be like this, I'll sway, I'll be like this. - And that shit hit it. - And I'll be like that. - Oh my gosh. - Oh, y'all, come on. - I don't give a fuck. - Hey, hey, hey. - Kiss my ass off my dick, that but day, yeah. Incredible. - You're doing tricks on it? - Yeah, I'm doing tricks on it. - I'll be doing tricks on that but day, that's just crazy. - It's crazy. - But you don't got the one that it does this already, so it does it for you, you don't got to move. - Really? - Yeah, mine's the one that does this already. - Put your hips into it though, that's fine. - My shit is one stream, so I do, we have a. - Oh, shit shit. - I gotta get the one to do it. - The giant version is funny. - Yeah. - The stream does that for you. - First probably does, dude, as soon as, the toilet's on, as soon as he walks in the bathroom, the toilet seat lifts, and then it lowers on its own. It's a beautiful thing. - It's heated, right? - It's heated. - Oh, I thought. - Yeah, yeah. I gotta get it, come on. - You gotta switch it up, thank you. - No, I think you actually done that. - I think you just like that. - You just like that, I'm just a giant. - I'm just a. - Yo, his form was like, valid, that was really cool. - And I can hit the dry, you hit the dry, the shit blow in the air. - Oh my god. - Oh. - I stay out of the dry, it's so long, it turns off automatically. - Yo. - I'll be there for a minute. - Tell you something, I'm not gonna tell y'all what to do with your money. But boy, if you can invest in a fire toilet, get you a fire toilet. - No, no, no, no. - My shit got like 16 different. I haven't even used all of the settings that I can do. - Oh yeah, you're saving them for like an anniversary, a birthday. Yeah, just to pop something out. - Oh man. - Get you a motherfucking bidet, man. Shit, it's fire, dude. - You know what I mean, man, that shit a baguette. - Doing tricks on the bidet though, Larry. Vintage underscore a toy, underscore a division says, favorite childhood toy, staying on brand. - Ooh, oh man, oh my dad's okay, my dad's okay. - Nerf was the brand. - That's all bad. - The dead. - Oh. (all laughing) I like, I mean, is it a Nintendo count? - I would say anything Nerf, Nerf was the shit. Nerf over in Nintendo? - Super circus. - That first Nintendo though, man. - See, I don't know if y'all did have the first Nintendo? I was born in 1978, I had the first Nintendo. - 1984, I got that first. - You had up, down, left, right, select start, A, B. Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt. That's what he came with. - There was a Ninja Turtles arcade game that also had a nine lives code. That shit was so funny. - Ooh, hours. - Getting that Nintendo man and getting Mike Tyson punched out for the first time and learning all the codes and learning how to beat people like King Hippo and Super Macho man who didn't eventually learn how to beat Mike Tyson and nothing beats that first Nintendo. - You really didn't know how good you had it back then. We really did. - We were a fucking country, yo. (all laughing) - Yeah. - We were a fucking country, man. - Oh god, you know what I'm saying? Like, we were a fucking country, yo. - You're like, "Fake America is great again, huh?" - Oh, now we can't even burn a flag. Like, what's the country? - Yeah, I know. Maybe it was Crack. Maybe Crack kept everything like-- - You kept y'all caught. - Wow, what are you saying? (all laughing) - Maybe Crack kept everything balanced. - I mean, Hunter Biden trying to bring it back. - Yeah, that's true. - He sold it, shit out of Crack. - Oh, for sure. - I wanna try it. - Just give me the way he talked about Crack. - I'm good. - I mean, think about it, yo. But think about it, though. Like, you know, it kept everybody together, right? Because everybody was a part of this ecosystem. So you have like a 7-11. - I don't think so. - It did like, I'd be outside selling the Crack outside of the 7-11. It cost new when you didn't care. - Yeah. - And you know what I'm saying? - You could sell it to yourself. - Then Mark, Mark would pull up. - Yeah, I'd buy it. - And I'd buy, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, and it created racial unity. - Yes, man. - We did have more racially IA back then. - The CIA really hooked it all up. - Come on, man. - Farneling Crack in T.O.'s neighborhoods. - You see what I'm thinking? - We could ask for it. They were trying to help it. - And while I coiled a cost, people fucking buy up everything there. - You know what I'm saying? We love a good deal. - It was amazing. We love it. - Made the time, man. - Bring that crack. - And Mark blocked us all up. - Yeah. - I'm cracking in his cousin comes up to block. - It was nice and good. - We wanted to put artists in there, you know what I mean? - Where are the artists going to go? Right? - Come on. - To Kayla Poppy said, what? - Yeah, this is an easy answer to me. - Who's most likely to turn gay first? - I have a been gay already. - Who says you not? - Yeah. - I'm the same. Honestly, me and Andrew would have been gay already. Like we've had plenty of opportunities to be gay. - Describe one. - You just said be gay. - Yeah. - One. - You have. - Oh. - He was looking at all kinds of things. - I'm just talking about, you know, being in the business. Like I've had a, I've never had nobody hit on me except for a basketball player. - Who? - I'm not saying who. - How do you hit on? - Where is he? - On my face. - Is he hoping to be gay? - No. Not that I know. - Is he still playing? - No. - Oh, it was my space days. - Yeah, it was my space. - Was he good? Was he good enough that you were like, I'm flattered? - Yeah. - I mean, yeah. - All-Star games? - He was good enough that I didn't think he was gay. - Whoa. - You know what? - You know what I'm like? Like when you're that good, you don't think anything. You just couldn't be gay. - Yeah. - Yeah. - If you're coming off the bench, like, yeah. - Yeah. - You don't got anything else to do. You ride wood for a living. - You wanna be a-all-Star? - Definitely, all-Star. Definitely not just all-Star. Probably top five in his position. - Yeah, go. - Really? How do you proposition you? What do you say? - He was hitting me up on my space and he was sending me-- - Fly you down to Orlando. - No, he wanted me to come to a game. He wanted me to come to a game. He was telling me how you enjoyed me on the radio. And he was like, we're going to be in town playing this team on such and such. And he, I didn't go. - 'Cause I didn't know it was him, man. I was like, this is my space. You couldn't verify. - How do you know he's trying to fuck just so he said, come to a game. - Okay, just wait. So he asked me to come to the game. And I didn't go. And then he asked me again. And then he goes, no, the first time he asked me, he goes, and then he goes, yo, and I want you to hang out after it was 'cause we get really fucked up. And then he was like, like, and then he put twice, like, really fucked up. And I'm like, all right. And then I didn't go. And then the second time, when I didn't go, he asked me again. And I didn't go the second time. And then he was like, yo, man, I'm asking you to come hang out twice, man. And he literally said, and you stood me up both times. - Damn. - Yeah, he was like, you stood me up both times. You know, this is kind of weird. You know, I don't know if I want to reach out anymore. I'm like, what the fuck? - Right. - He was hitting on you. - Then, then, stood me up. - Yes, yeah. - I was describing-- - These kids come out of school. - Let's let him get along. - Yeah, let's let him get along. - Yeah, I look to the game. So, I mean, you look like Jay, what he's got. - Yeah, I get it. - Let's keep going. - So, one day, I go downstairs at a radio station. He sends a young lady to come talk to me. Well, and the young lady is like, hey, such and such wants you to know that that's really him reaching out to you on my space. He really wants you to come to a game. And I'm like, hey, you know, I'm cool. I don't think I'm really interested. And she was like, all right. So then, she used to live in Jersey close to where I used to live. And she asked me to come over one day. That's our winner. over the hangout with him. And like, she had a tinnies out, right? And she had big tits. And she was like, you don't wanna see my new tits? I'm like, actually, I think I'm a leaf. And she was like, hmm, wait 'til I tell such and such. She named the ball player. Now, like, I don't know what type of wild shit y'all on. But I'm not talking to none of y'all anymore. So maybe it's just me, I thought he was hitting on me. Then he sent the young lady to test the waters. - Yeah. - See what I'm on. - What's the crazy story? - It's just insane. - It's horrifying. - It doesn't feel gady, y'all. - No, it's extremely. - It's extremely cool. - Oh, okay. - And the fact that he was like, well, he's probably gay. So let's send a girl down there. 'Cause the only reason you're not responding is 'cause you don't think it's him. You think it's a scam. - That's right. - That's how confident they were. - That's right. - That's right, that's right. - You're a little bit thinkin' with that share you were gay. - No, I think he sent the girl. He's like, yo, if he's not, if you don't like me, he must be strict. That's why he sent the girl down. - Well, that's the second point. - Yeah, and then when she tried to come on to me, I'm like, I'm getting the fuck outta here. It's like, y'all just met you. - Yeah. I mean, I met you when you came to the station, but it's like, I've been here 10, 15 minutes and your titties is already out. - That's crazy. - I think that's horrifying. - You know, did anything ever happen with this player? - No, I never even met him in person. - And then you guys never communicated again? - Nope. - No, no. - Yeah, off-air can you tell us? - Yeah, I'll tell y'all, okay, I'll tell y'all. - Now what? - That is bizarre. - I don't. - But that's what I mean. - Wait, how do you know it? - I mean, no, I'm guessing. - Can we guess? Because if you guess, you don't have to confirm it and I, but shoot your shot. - Like that guy did. - I think he played in Orlando, and I think. - No. - No, no, no, I don't think that. - No, no, no, no. Because he would have laughed when you made that joke. So I don't think it was, I don't think it was that guy. - No. - He goes, "Mark, shake your bass, we'll play with all of us." - Dirk would never yell, "Hey, hey, hey, put that on Dirk." - If Dirk wanted to smash Charlottes, was Charlottes should. - Dirk? - No, I wasn't Dirk. - Yeah, go get some of that Sour Crouch. - Who else we got? Gadget.man23. Would you consider bringing back a raw report with DuVal? It wasn't the raw report, it was the hood state of the union. That was a moment in time. I don't say, we don't have time to do shit like that. It's different with Brand Niddy's, 'cause this is the commitment, right? We did this 12 years ago, it's organic, we both here in New York, it's effortless to do. I'm sure y'all feel like that about Flamengo. It's effortless for y'all to do. - No, it's a lot of effort, but it's most of my money. (laughing) - You gotta be making more of a stand-up now, Nicole. - Yeah, I'm getting there, we're getting there. We're getting there. We got a big church announcement coming in a few weeks. - Hey, Oscars B Savage on them says, "What splits humanity more religion or race?" - Ooh, I think religion. - Yeah, historically religion. - I think outside of America it's religion. - I think in America it's race. - We're not that attached to God anymore. Much to march it, right? - No, I think we're attached to God. I don't think we're attached to religion. - Not like we used to. - I don't think we're attached to it. - Not really, yeah, I don't think religion at all. I think God. - We got it. - I'm not saying I like it. - But it is what it is. - Hey, my God, I still believe in you, God. - You know, I also tried to, I tried to thank God when I wake up, and I think about your tweet. Now you would tweet it, which seemed like a bit too much, but it was good for me to see that and be like, "You know what, I should probably thank God for another day of life." - And it would always be somebody to tell me, "Fuck you, I would treat you, God." (laughing) I literally, every day I would tweet that, they would be somebody committed to saying, "Fuck you, I was hoping you died." Damn it. - You ever prayed for someone that you're mad at and that you're being one? - Sure, he has, but it's, yeah. - Yeah, that was a gay basketball player. (laughing) - I have, and there is something to it. It makes you, it does make you feel better. It does feel like a weight is lifted off you because I do think hate consumes you. Even if you don't know it, even if you don't know it, I think hate consumes you. I don't think you realize how much of a weight hate is until you pray for somebody that you don't like or actually just say, "Man, what are we even tripping off?" Let me pick up the phone or reach out to this person and talk to 'em. Man, tell this person, look man, whatever I did, you still have people, 'cause I remember back in the guy code days, people were falling, you were competitive with, and you would be, any, people were falling off where you were competitive with and you had a little smoke with. I was never happy about that. I was never happy about people falling off. - Let him drown, I remember you saying that. - Oh, let him drown, yes, let him drown. - Yes, I forgot about this, I forgot about this, I don't know. - Oh, no, I don't know. - I said, "What?" - It doesn't just drown, it's not the same. - I go and flip that into being, not the same. - I can't, that's not, that, that, that, those individuals, nah, 'cause, but I don't feel anything towards them though. It's not like I hate them, it's not like I, yes. - Well, because you pass them. - Because you know the people that you don't like, you can't stop talking about, yeah. - You do, like, you don't realize it, but the people you actually don't like, I realize it. - You can't stop talking about it. - And I don't stop talking about it. - So, that is what it is. - Because you know why the hardest thing for men to just say is you hurt my feelings. It's very hard for men just to be like, "Yo, you hurt my feelings with what you said." Or you hurt my feelings with what you did. It's very hard for men to do that. So we're passable. - I've gotten much better at doing that. - That shit is a bar though. Like, if someone that hurts your feelings, you say, "Hey, that kind of hurt my feelings." You immediately go, "Oh my bad, like this is an automatic apology." - 'Cause now we being human, now we're being human and we're actually being vulnerable and we're just getting to the root of what the issue is. - Most times, I get mad at my wife. It's over some shit that hurt me in a way that I don't wanna say hurt me. So I'm like, "I get angry." Or I make fun of her back or whatever. So I've learned if you can just be vulnerable, it saves you so much stress and not so much. - This has come from the biggest hater in the world. - This guy, he hates a lot. - I hate a small number of people a lot. - Cost on it. - Oh, I can't see it. - He's a natural criminal, but he's like, a cost got a criminal face. Like you got the eyes of like a sex machine. (laughing) - Like a flush. - A doctor's like evil, Jay Shetty. - Yeah, now somebody get Chad J.P. Teter write a body comedy for a costing in Jay Shetty. - Oh, that'd be great. - It's called fraud and friend. (laughing) - You see? - You see? - You see? - Hey. - Hey, I think I said, "Hater." - I'm a hater, I'm right about this. - What's up with my guy, Jay Shetty? - That's your guy, I know that, my bad guy. - I like Jay, he's good, he's good at what he does. He touches people. - Hey, hey, hey. - He helps people. - He changes lives. (laughing) - He does, he changes lives. - He does, he changes lives, man. - We saw each other at the Ambani wedding and we both were collectively just like, "Yeah, who's that?" Jay, I'm saying who's Ambani? - Oh, one of the richest human beings on Earth, he had this crazy wedding. It was like a few hundred million or whatever, it was like a nuts thing. But we were both there and we both, man, good, good. - So how do you know him? - I don't hate him, I don't know. - I don't know. - No, he'll will. - Huh? - How do you know him? - I know of him and then we saw each other. - But you're at his wedding though. If you get, no, the Ambani guys wedding? - Yeah. - Oh, they brought, they probably would have died for you to come too. I didn't know the guy, he just, they were like fans, so they were like. - Is he Indian? - Yeah. - So he just, all the celebrity Indians, he just, yeah. - Okay, that makes sense, he paid you to go. - No, but if they flew us out. - Oh, dope, dope, dope, dope. - I bet India pretty much ain't you. - It's so long, you saw Jay and y'all just. Thumbs up, hey, we're good. - He started you talking about him before us? - I'm sure. - Shh. - Okay, they could all be one Indian with light eyes. - You would, yeah. - You wouldn't be like, no, I don't see him, I don't need to see him fall. It wouldn't make me feel any good or bad. Whatever happens to him is right? - Oh, he just is kind of a fraud. So that is what it is. - Back to that point, yes, I don't wish bad on people, but when bad things happen to people who have done bad things, I don't celebrate, I just be like see, you know what I'm saying? But that's also why I don't try to get no get bad. 'Cause I've seen it a million times, because we take things personal with people, right? But literally if you watch how people treat other people, eventually you'll see, one day it's gonna be your turn. So those individuals, it's not that they just did you dirty. They've probably done a bunch of people dirty. So when it comes back to them, they don't got nothing to do with you. You got to be a straight narcissist to be like, yeah, he did me wrong. - Oh, yeah. - No, it is my fucking piece of shit. - Paramount is real. - Things handle themselves. - That's right, I hate. - The real thing. - He rose, Rivas 21 says, if you had to take one back shot to N-World, Hunger, or World Peace, would you do it? - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Yes, I have to. - How selfish would you be to not? - Yeah, I mean, if it's twice as good as the bidet, you gotta do it, right? - It's probably gonna be twice as good as the bidet. Think of my whole. - But it says the in-world piece. We don't have a peaceful world. This motherfucker's tricking you. - Wait, you know what I'm saying? - I'm just bicking you and he's a trick question. - Fine, to N-World Hunger, would you do it? Yeah. - Wait, it says to N-World. - You would take one back shot to keep all these kids, black kids from starving to death in Africa? - He's saying it's gonna end world peace. - Yeah, I can't, yeah, it'd be-- - He says or, he says or. - I'm not gonna get fucked for violence. - What if you-- - Exactly. - Would you say not gonna experience violence for violence? - Would you take one back shot to N-World Hunger? Done. - Question mark there. - Yes. - It's good to be hungry sometimes. (laughing) - What if one back shot? Is like a prostituting damn? Like what is the one back shot? - Yeah, but all the way in, you gotta commit. It matters who, who's doing the, who's up? - I mean, this is the easiest, yes. My boom cares about-- - Ah, 'cause I'm thinking-- - Hey, hey, I tell you, I'm not a good person. You would-- - I wouldn't take one stroke to end him. - No, he didn't say that though. He said one back shot. - Well, does this mean a session? - I don't care how you define it. - Does this mean he nuts? - No, no, no, no, he might, if he's quick, but I think it's just one stroke. - I need more detail. (laughing) - Come on, this is for world hunger. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm on God to hear this. You could fuck me to completion to end world hunger. - God damn, world hunger. I'm a good person. Yall ain't shit. - Nah, nah, nah, I don't. - Yall ain't shit. - It's gonna be something, I don't question in God, but I'll be like, not God, all the miracles you can work. I gotta take the back shot to end world hunger. Can't you just start to get put on a cross? - Yes, God works in this way. - He gives his toughest battles to his sexiest warriors, right? - Yeah, in like that team. - Come on, you got that, bro. You got that. - Let's do that. - Come on, you got that. - Let's do two more, man. Three Lack Shades says, "Is brand identity more important than the art now, not just music?" - You're the guy that got handled this one. - I mean, brand identity has always been important. But there was a time where brand, where nobody gave a fuck about you a brand if you didn't have good music, you know? A good art period. I think nowadays people focus on the brand first and whatever it is, they do second. And I think that's the problem. I think the people who actually focus on what it is that they're good at, whether it's comedy, whether it's music, whether it's, you know, dancing, whether it's film, whether it's being a welder, whatever the fuck it is, be good at whatever your craft is. And then your brand kind of sells itself, what you do defines your brand, right? - Well, here's where I think it's kind, this is a situation where it's kind of good that we used to have gatekeepers back in the day because they would only let in the people that they thought had good art. And now gatekeepers are gone, which is overall good. But everybody is their own brand and you've still got to, now you got to get in front of everyone. So brand identity, brand identity, marketing, marketing, and then the art will might not be there. - But what happens when you get in front of people and your art sucks? - I think that's when you talk about when Will Smith's career art versus the 15 minute of fame guy, you'll be a Will Smith if you focus on the art. - That's right. - And then you'll be a flash in the pan guy if you focus on the brand. - And that's what I'm saying. So to me, it's the art, what'd you think Mark? - I agree. I mean, but I don't think this is new though. I think this is a tale's old style, specifically in pop music and the issue that the rap community is having is that rap is now pop. So back in the day, when rap was just underground grassroots, we had people writing their own things, you didn't have entire labels and ghost writers and all this shit. So pop music will have the same issue where you had someone with a great look and had a great sound, but they were a trash artist so you would just give them songs, you would have them lip syncs, you would have people come in and fake it. And now, rap is just coming into that era in the last five years. - I can't believe you can get fucked in World Hunger. - That's so great. - Would you eat a dick so people can eat? - Oh, sure. Whatever. - The ass is different in the mouth. - That's the saintly act. - The ass, you can just wash, you can use the bidet on with that mouth. - You would rather get fucked in a second. - I'm the saint, would you? - Yes. - Shit. - 'Cause getting fucked just passes. - Yeah. - Respect you, right? - You might be right if you have to choose, but you were just very quick with that answer. - Mom, say if somebody saw me getting fucked, I can explain that. Like, look, I was trying to end World Hunger. (laughing) - Yeah. - But if they catch me sucking the dick, they'd be like, "Ah, nah, you can't do this." - You look hungry. - You look hungry. - I'm saying, like, come on, man. It's like, "Ah, shit, they got me." - They got me, pop. - You'd have to live in a country that used to be hungry, 'cause then they'd be the most grateful. - Yeah. - You live in America. - Right? - How would that look in the Bible, 100? (laughing) - Son, weren't they married up to all those people like that? - Did they get married up to all those people like that? - Yeah. - Married daughters and shit like that? - Who? - People in the Bible. - Oh, yeah. - That's all sorts of crazy shit. - Yeah. - Are you real religious? - I grew up. - Marry religious shit. - What are you, a Baptist Catholic? - Catholic. - Okay, okay. - I grew up Catholic. Sodom and Gamora, they put a reek over here, huh? (laughing) - I love the word. - When you lose your virginity? - It's my wife. - Yeah, I was like, what, 19, 20? - Legit, man. - Yeah. - Legit, as far as-- - Oh, so yeah, it's like before marriage though. - Yeah. - How you gonna handle that once, you know? - I'm eredar, you know what I mean? - But no, you still have sex before marriage. - No, but it's like, you know, God is cool with that. - God forgives everything, too. If you just believe in him, that's the real-- - That's what I don't like. - No, I don't like that, I don't like that. - I agree. - I agree. - I don't like that. That just seems like, you know what? Wild the fuck out, have a good time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It feels like, 'cause we don't even live like that. - You know, what do you think the sex was like? This is not Project X-X. - Okay, this is missionary, this was-- - Now by the general rule, it's a get out of hell free past. All the pedophiles in those churches, the pastors, or whatever, they go to heaven. - They could, they could. - They will, how would they not? - And God doesn't tell you what type of sex you'd say don't have sex before marriage. And if you're gonna do it, at least make it good. - It was very good. - I mean, you married or so. - Yeah, it was regular, you know what I mean? - But then we got married, it's fun. I think God's cool, I think He's gonna dab me up. I don't know, I mean, that's the whole tricky thing about this. - It's just tricky. - It's wrong. - It's just tricky, I don't know. I've been thinking about that lately. Did you see that video of the lady who described hell? - No. - For whatever reason, there's nothing but celebrities in hell. Like, you know, it's so weird that, like, Stalin, Hitler, none of them are in hell, but Biggie is, hit the fuck out of him. - Right, so she's describing all these celebrities that's in hell. That shit was really kind of like terrifying, yo. - What's up, Biggie and hell? - Bro. - That shit was kind of terrifying. Like, you know what, I think I wanna go get baptized. Play a little bit of this shit, Chris, and we get the fuck out of you. - Is hell segregated? I don't understand, this is an hour, so I don't know. - No, no, no, there was a five minute one. You skipped over, Chris. - I saw a 59 second one. - Right there. - 59 out of one. - 59 out of one. - But Wax, it was, she was hugging this copy of Biggie. - Sand, this should have been my husband, I said, "No, what in the world?" This woman's gonna be a child of God. You and they're talking about this ungodly man's supposed to be your husband. - Hmm. - An hour later, Jesus Christ took me from that room in the hell. Him and I hear my words. With no drain for some of y'all saying I'm having drains. With no vision, I was physically out of my body. In hell, standing beside Jesus Christ himself. There's this cave like air in this pitch black. And there was these two men and demons was almost, the demons was darkened in the darkness. You didn't even know what was demons there until you saw the whites of their eyes. That's how you knew that they was creatures. And these demons had to be 13, 14, 15 feet tall. And they were standing in front of a jail cell, a jail cell in hell. A jail cell in hell. The bars went up and down and they were. dug into the top of this cave like air in and dug it to the bottom. And it was just a carved out area of a cave room. And there was nothing in this room. Just carved out area. - And this way. - And it was holding the bars, but he was on fire. From the inside. He was burning from the inside. Like he, like, like somebody to put a bomb in his belly, he exploded. I saw him and I'm standing there looking at him and I asked Jesus. I said Jesus, why is this man here? And these are the words Jesus said verbatim is written on record in heaven. And this what he told me. He said this man, he ain't even calling his name. He said this man told me he didn't need me. - Watch this shit. - When Jesus finished speaking them two demons, one demon told the other demon that he wasn't speaking to English. He was speaking this language. I ain't never heard, but I knew what he was saying. He was saying because he was pointing. He had staphs. They had poles. I know, I know what's up with the staphs, but they had these staphs. And he was holding the staphs right hand. He pointed. He said he was telling the other demon to get him out of that cell. And they're going to take him for more toilet. But when they came out of the cell, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Kings were up here on him, fake crown. And they took him and put him in a juice. Now in the world, you have a permanent spirit body. In hell, you still feel like you have bones. You still feel like you have blood vessels. You still feel like you have the same organs you had here. What you don't, what you do, you fill it. And he felt the pain of breaking bone. Muscles and ligaments and tenderness, his skull being cracked and smashed. He felt that and then it was all on the floor on a big mush pile. And then his body just came back together and then they put him back in his cell. And when they put him back in his cell and closed the door, he exploded on fire. Like somebody put a bomb inside his chest and he exploded. But his body didn't do nothing. He was just burning from the inside. One of the craziest and man, listen, I don't think that was there. Why do you believe? I don't know if it was there. I didn't say I believe it. I'm just saying that I'm not not believing it, not the biggie part. But the way she described hell, she's a crazy person. But I just don't want to take no chances at what I'm saying. Like there's no need to risk it as what I'm saying. Like go get baptized, give your life to God. Like that was a fantastic description of hell. I've never heard hell describe like that. She's a phenomenal storyteller. Don't get me wrong. What? I believe in God. But even this, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what this lady knows about it. She's a fucking lunitoon. What are you talking about? You think she's a good old girl, but I'm a juicer right? That's what I'm not saying. She's not. She obviously thinks juices are evil. Look at her. What if this is a message? The message is I'm fucking crazy. Yes, Charlotte. Stop it. Stop it. I hate me. Biggie goes to hell because he carried around. I don't think Biggie's in hell. I'm just saying the way she described hell, that's fine. This is not in a movie. This should be in a movie. Whoa, whoa. Go get baptized now. She has visions. She probably gets a frenic. Why was she in hell? What does she do? She said Jesus took her death. Oh wow. It was just a little quickening out, man. That's it. She just wanted to show her. But she can come back and tell us. And we get our minds right now. You can say 50 pounds. Purpose. Damn. Oh, I like that one. Aliens land. Oh, one comedian plus one rapper to rep her who you send it. Oh That's a good fire question Why don't we just do both San Will Smith. Oh Doing won't get him the fuck out of here. Man shut the fuck up. Wait with that. You win with big Willie One comedian one rapper. They'll love will there's actually not a better representative to sing Eddie Murphy. Oh, that's that You you send the guy who made a movie killing a bunch of aliens. Oh, that's a good point. Oh, no that lets him know what they that lets him know Don't fuck around dude. You want to fuck around with us. Yeah, that's like a act of war it. Yeah What did they have to be dead our life? Because that matters Let's say you don't matter Anybody comedian. I'm sending George Carl Yeah, so good answer rapper. I'm sending the I'm still sending Jayzy I'm sending Jayzy. You're sending Jayzy. George Colin and Jayzy one comedian George Colin the rapper the rapper of Jayzy the rapper of the rapper I would send Lil Nas X as a rapper Ali's like he's one of us We sent him here from your head. Hey, well, it relates to the party tonight. We're at you know where it's at What else we got What's the biggest what if the universe in life is giving us? Ooh Oh, what's the biggest what if the universe in life is giving us Mark and I mean I got to think about war That's the thing I always think about. I mean what if Hitler won't born? Yeah, what if what if someone killed Hitler? What if Hitler died? I think Crazy is what if what if God is real Now it's got to be more like a butterfly effect like something that happened that could have changed the course of history You know, I mean what if that bullet hit Trump in bullet Pennsylvania? That's crazy would like crazy. That's a crazy right? That's interesting Yeah, like I like what if Martin Luther King Jr. had never got assassinated right, you know What if he had been able to really live out his dream? Yeah, you know He would have been so disappointed So yeah What if I don't went to that basketball game That ball flip yeah You would have been a bigger celebrity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, at least wife to fuck up You know I'm saying right and around at somebody's fucking the sister quality You know sports what if I think about a lot too bow jacks and one of bow jacks and got to play a full career And then what if custom auto lived in other like 20 years? Like Mike Tyson's tram Hmm. I think about those I think about what if Michael Jordan had never retired Would you have one eight rings, you know, I think about Tom Brady would have Tom Brady never lost the Super Bowl How crazy would that be as a cowboy fan in the fact that he only lost the NFC team NFC East team is really just drives me insane It's unbelievable, but just imagine if he'd have won 10 rings as a football player He's the greatest athlete of all time already. You know, I think yeah, I don't think that would have been much different people I already put a number one. Yeah, but yeah, most people disagree with me though They think he's not an athlete. He's a quarterback. He's actually the greatest It's the degree of difficulty of football like you know saying like you're not supposed to play as long as he played And be as good as he was in football. That's just not it's literally not for long. If Michael Jordan had 19 rings That's what Tom Brady did because no franchise has seven rings Tom Brady has seven Well, we were having this conversation. I'm hearing this before and I was saying that the NFL is literally the only league I don't think you can do the ring game with Well, yeah, because it takes so many players. Yeah to win in the NFL But when you get it right like a Tom Brady got it right and you win seven rings and you're like The catalyst the leader of the team and that's different that's why I rank him is as high as I rank him But there's got to be like who want there's got to be somebody that won like five with six rings with Brady, right? Oh, yeah, no no, no, the first run his first was oh, no, he was late. His first year was 2002 No, Bronco for one of them mighty got four but not seven his last Super Bowl is 2019 very few players play 2020 very few players play that long. Yeah, so that's a 20 year career of getting Super Bowls or like 18 year gap nobody played that long. Yeah, Bronco for one because he got three with him in New England And then one in Tampa and four is a big number, but it ain't seven and that's what makes Brady even Illa like yo you left the Patriots with the tampering and got a fucking ring Well, yeah, and Tampa was irrelevant before that. He should have walked off after that though. Yeah, I don't blame him for trying one more year But I do wish he had walked off of that. What if they would have to sell never did Brazil and you just that's really what that's I think the biggest one because that's the reason why Brady stayed in another year because I went through some marital shit They used to say just sell did witchcraft Charms and they would they would they would they said just sell you to the witchcraft. Why really you never heard it? No, yeah, this is Brazilian racism I mean they say that's what she's into is it for Tom Brady. I mean just in general, but she used to yeah, do it all in town Well, he ain't you know the Super Bowl after they got divorced that's what I'm trying to tell you as his worst year They got their ass stomping the playoffs and and this was after she wanted him to retire Mm-hmm, and he came back anyway, then he ended up giving the boys and everything else and So if I was got neutralized whoa, that's a great thing I underscore be underscore that underscore jiggy have there been times where you lost all motivation what was some things What were some things to do to do or something to do to break I want some things to do to break that something's just one more instead of two Yes Good question um I think the best way to get motivated Is to remember what got you into it to begin with Because everything's an intention right? I think the reason that you go so hard in the beginning because you have an intention your intention is I want to get on and I want to succeed You know, I got this burning desire to do something inside of me. It's just it's just art. I got to get out You know, it's just it's just content. I got to get out whatever it is. So like for me, it was radio I love doing radio and I wanted to be the best at radio And when you lose motivation you just got to find what is your intention now because what your intention was when it started May not be the fuel that keeps you keeps you going. Hmm. So I just think you always got to constantly find you know, what's that thing What's your intention now? What's that thing that keeps you going now? I agree with that. We know what got you here and know what got you going Yeah, what is it now that keeps you here? I agree with that. I Also think confidence and motivation are closely like once I realized the comic I could be when I started getting a little success and growing I was like, oh and now it's I'm motivated all the time just because the intention is there Also being around people who are doing incredibly well like always being behind shults has been a great motivator for me out of love I I want him to be the biggest in the world and then seeing that is like, oh, that's the thing I can keep chasing Yeah, it feels much more possible. Yeah, and then Dan is just like it's a constant goal. Oh, he's doing this Okay, let's aim for that. Let's aim for that. Let's aim for that. It's all seems real and it's right there to look at him Yeah, and I feel like daily habit formation Like Seinfeld used to have a thing where he had a big calendar and he was like every time I write I put an x on the calendar And then you get 10 x's in a row and just gives you like a little bit more of a nudge be like all right I got it right today and just try to fill out the whole calendar with x's whatever that little thing is every day you can do Yeah, motivation comes and goes disappoint doesn't yeah, you can build the discipline. You're good. Yeah For lying on motivation is rough. He's gonna go. What about you Alex um things that helped me I would say Take when did you think I say lose all motivation to game? Was it before or the fact that he threw to you. I was like what's going on? Because they don't seem like a chocolate. No, no, no, no, no, I should I shouldn't go and I should a note. I said yeah Now I would say Things like eating right working out if Everything else isn't going right at least those things kind of help the mood And then it would snap me back until I better move to like keep driving That's true, but that's why I tell folks like yo when you lose motivation just do something. Yeah, let's go find something positive I don't give a fuck if you gotta go do a hundred pushups today. Whatever it is just do something. Mm-hmm Um, I'll see if you just talk to oh wedding planner. Yes, just for real We're happy We're happy No, bro Was that true or caution they said your wife was mad at you for Trump? No, she was joking. She was just like And then it just became a thing And it was funny watching because I remember the article that came out it was people or something was like a podcaster's wife is upset I was like, why did they say comedian because they said comedians white people would probably know it's a joke Or at least they don't go you a rapper. Yeah, you do me rapper Fuck I'm a rapper still. Oh, that'd be awesome. I wish I got that. Yeah, that'd be awesome Have the biasness of hip-hop media ruin the landscape with hip-hop M-Dunk Great question. I love academics, but everything's so pro-drink and then there's some people who are so anti-drink The fans have kind of ruined all of it Like the Drake Kendrick beef should have just been a fun thing that went away And now they're just constantly all law. It's been two years or whatever get over it Yeah, I mean the reality is you're out of your mind if you think that biasness has not always existed on hip-hop media So front facing now it's a non-stop. Well, no, it's not because people act like they're not Like I did Vlad TV the other day. I mean, this wasn't a hip-hop question, but he asked me some of our shows and I'm like It was a show's Kendrick thing and I'm like First of all Of course, I'm a defend my guy. Yeah, you know what I mean like that thing. It's just like I'm a defend all my folks, right? That's a natural biasness that you're going to have But I think what I kind of what you're talking about is, you remember the Jay-Z Nas? Even though we all knew Angie Martinez was like a good friend of Jay-Z, she was keeping it very neutral with how she was like. - I mean, some things you can't lie about, but the reality is, the difference between being, being having bias and being friends with a person. See, some of these people either think this person is their man, but they think they have a relationship with that person, so they don't wanna fuck that up. So, they, it's not even biased, they're just delusional on purpose. Like, Kendrick and Drake is the perfect example. Kendrick was Drake in every metric. Like, it wasn't even close, right? But you'll still have people who would deny it. And like, they'll still try to find all of these. - Well, they'll run for the bot's narrative. - The bot, all of it, that's what I'm saying. - The fan mad was the best song of them, I hope fucking cares, dude. - That's it, it's over, he lost. - That's not even a bias. - And Kendrick won, let's go on. - It was close. It wasn't a whole lot. - It was an absolute ass fucking. - Yes, that was more than once. - Drake could have ended a world hunger. - That's cute. - A lot of worlds. Okay, you know what I'm saying? Like, it wasn't even close and we noticed. But you'll have people that won't even be objective about it. You can have your natural bias, but then you still gotta be objective and call a spade of spade. - Yeah. - And if you're not willing to call a spade of spade, it's not even at your bias, it's just a liar. - You actually, you know. - But there do seem to be on both sides, liars. And it's just like, why am I still reading this? What's the good, it's over, what's the bottom? - But the convoy was also okay. I mean, if you couldn't think back to the early end, it's getting hip-hop. The convoy was a critical response to that, right? Whether you got five stars in the source, literally would make a break. - Five mics, yeah. - Five mics. - I'll talk it to the mic. - Five mics in the source makes your break your career. - Yeah. - Right? And also determines, to a large part, how much albums you would actually sell. Once the last time anybody bought an album based on a critics review. - Yeah. - And you know, you don't even buy albums really. - Right. - I think Kai's and I still has some pull. Like if he listens to a song on his stream and he like really is fucking with it, that song does it charts. Like there's some people that still have pull. - That's the humidity. - What's the, what's the humidity? - I wouldn't even say her in the end for that though. - I haven't seen that happen. - Yeah. - Because I haven't seen him do that with like a, you know how when you know you can really do that, when you do it for somebody that don't have any pull. - Yeah. - Like if you review Playboy Cardio, and you go number one, of course. - Yeah. - Or would he trash something? - I think wasn't it sexy, right? That it was, she put out a song that he wasn't really feeling and he kind of said it. And then like she was really upset about it. And then they didn't even put that song out as a single. Like the label didn't get behind it because he said, he didn't like this song. - Yeah, that happens all the time. - I mean, listen, once again, it's a natural bias. I don't think it's ruined the landscape or hip hop though, because it can't, because hip hop media is not the only voice you hear. Like don't nobody give a fuck what any of us saying. If you like Drake, you like Drake. Like there's a, everybody's a hip hop media. If you want as you got a phone and you can voice your opinion about something, they can hear me right now in this podcast. They say something about Drake and they'll be in the comments saying, it's my fucking shit with a Drake hater. - Yeah. - And they're right. - Okay. - Absolutely. So there, they were in their own shit. Now they don't give a fuck with hip hop media. They talk about, so it can't ruin the landscape of hip hop. But there's a definite bias. We're all biased. Y'all are biased. These are my fucks that are watching this show right now that don't like certain things we're saying about certain people because they like that person. You have a natural bias towards them because you're a fan. It's okay. Oh, this last question, E.Dotray Will, if you were president, what's the first thing you would do to actually make America great? - I'm going to borrow a line from our boy Vivek Ramaswami or at least my boy, improve education. World class education. That's the most important thing. - You wouldn't get fucked in that as one stroke. - If that policy was offered by every UN leader, that one person fucks me and we make sure that all the world's population needs it. - You want to train from the UN? - Got a dick. - That's wild, right? - One person. - I said one person. You said that one person fucks me. You said that. - That was a UN policy. One person fucks me. We end world hunger. I'm in. - One stroke. - One stroke. - That's a stroke of a dick. - Just one stroke of a dick. - One stroke of a dick. That's light work. - You actually the greatest president of all time after that. - I would be the greatest president of all time. - The greatest in chaos, who sacrificed more than this guy, who sacrificed his axle, Lincoln and sacrificed shit. - Nah, he took a head shot. - I took a back shot. (laughing) - Oh man, right? - What about you, Mark? If you were president with the president, you would do it to actually make America great. - I don't even know. I saw some shit at the airport this week that bugged me. I mean, first off, you take your shoes off in an airplane, straight to jail. That's how I agree. If you get a massager to the airport, that's disgusting. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you take your shoes off inside the plane. - Yeah, inside the plane. - What's wrong with that? - You got socks on or no? - If you have socks, I kind of look passive, but if you're full of socks. - Yeah, we're fully barefooted. - That's great. - It's disgusting. If your foot touches anything on the plane, then you gotta. - Yeah, barefoot is crazy, but. - And you gotta get deported. - Yeah. - You get deported. - Like if you got them flip flops and you need to take them off, that's crazy. - Yeah, exactly. You're already out, dogs are already out. So like, yeah, if you take your shoes off, dogs touching shit, you gotta get deported. And if you get a massager to the airport, you gotta get deported. I just don't believe in that. Like if you go to the airport and you're like, man, I'm so tired, I have to get a back rub at this terminal, terminal D of fucking La Guardia. - What if you got a long layout? - Bro, grow up. - I've never done it, but I can see it. - No, you gotta grow up. - You're gonna reach a point where you go on a tour for an extended period of time, and then the airport, you're gonna go straight from airport flight flight next to show. - No. - If you have to get an elbow in your back just to make the tour, 10 years, oh my god, I can't wait for your body to break down. - Oh, he's gonna break down, and I'm gonna do shorter tours. Because you know what, if I can't even make it through La Guardia, I gotta go home. - You're not gonna do shit. - You're gonna get your back rub. You're gonna bring a masseuse on the tour. - Yeah, I imagine. - Yeah. - What are you doing as president? - First president. - I mean, investments in the point and disappoints our communities. Like all the shit everybody talks about, like really, you know, creating better infrastructure, investing in education, sending people to trade schools, making sure people got proper mental health services. Like that's it, like really that simple. Like really making investment into the communities, making investment into people. Like actually do it. Like, you know, not just talk about it. We're not wondering where the taxpayer dollars are going. You're going to fucking see it. You're gonna see this money in this community. And whoever doesn't want to participate in the programs that we implement to make the community better, we're gonna send you to Alcatraz. (laughing) - What have we been doing? - You should have really pointed people for not wanting to do right. - Yeah. We weaponized poverty and we weaponized people being poor. I've said the same thing twice. But literally, if we implement all of these programs, just think about this. You implement all these programs. So you got to go to trade school. You know, we got community colleges we're paying for free. You know, we're creating job programs. You know, we have all of these opportunities to do the right thing and you don't participate. We should punish you. That should actually be a crime. You know, they had the tardy shit where they were locking parents up. I forgot what it was with California. They were locking parents up. If they were, if their kids were missing school, it should be the same thing. If you make these investments in the community and you got all of these ways to better yourself and you choose not to participate, you should be punished. - I think you get everyone on board with that. - Yeah. - Why wouldn't you want to? - That cuts across the aisle. - This sounds a little Chinese, I must say. - How what you gonna do now? - I don't dislike it, but it does sound a little bit communist dictator or whatever we want to work. - Good education, that should sound a child. - Chinese have gotten a lot right, right Chris? - Sure. - Come on Chris, come on, let's be honest, come on. Chinese have gotten a lot right. - I was on board with pretty much everything you said until we sent them a jail. - I said punished. - You sound punished. - You said I said I said I was gonna get out of the trash. - It's not a real sentence. It's gonna sting you there for a little bit. I bet you 12 hours. - Yes. - You don't want to come to my class. - It scares you straight. - That's all? - Yeah, I like that. - I think I take money out of politics. Money out of politics, so then politicians actually start doing what the people vote for. - I take off citizens United. - Yeah, like super PACs, all I should have done. - What would be their motivation, 'cause they care? - No, because now you actually have to do what people who vote for you. - Yeah, you're a public servant. - Yeah, you'd have to actually care, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Who the fuck is a servant's or rich? You're a public servant. You shouldn't be rich. - Yeah, it's supposed to not make that much money. That's the point. - You should be getting fuck in the ass for World Hungarians. - Yeah, yeah, but then you can't get elected. You're getting fucked in the ass. And usually, the people that actually care are getting fucked in the ass. People would just make a great president, right? - Oh, that's a good point. - Yeah. - But nobody would vote for him because of his sexuality. - I vote for him. This guy would take a back shot to end World Hungarians. - But he wouldn't win a national election. - You don't think so? - Ah, yeah, it's gonna be tough. - 'Cause there's not enough people who would take back shots to end World Hungarians. We did a mass poll right now, and we could poll every mass. (laughing) - Let's say, ah! - If we could poll every man in the world right now, okay? And that's the, would you take a back shot? One dig, quick, in the ass, in World Hungarians. I guarantee you 80% of the population will say no. - 80? - That's why people would judge couldn't be perfect. - I don't think 80. - No, it might be 80. - Let's do it. - Think about the whole world. - 75% of this room said no. - I'm only good person anyway. - I say yes, I said. - Would you take a back shot to end World Hungarians? - Of course, the question is. (laughing) - Hey, God, I'm here. - Hey, God, I'm here. - You can't answer to that. - Go away. - Go away. - Go away. - You want one right now? - I'm here. - How will we go? What is the limit for the issue? - Like, what about universal healthcare? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fuck it. Also, I wanna know, Jolene, they gotta be five thought bills. - That's the pricing, what are we talking about? - Yeah, what are we feeding people? - I need you to be able to stay in yourself or food, that's all, that's enough. You don't need to be eating, fucking Michelin stars. - I would do it to end poverty, like poverty all across the world, world hunger, like everything. If there's nobody, if there's no more poor people anymore and everybody's making a good living, everybody got a place to stay, everybody got a roof over their head. - It's a lie. - How 'bout lower hunger? - World hunger, he wouldn't do it. Now he's trying to get votes. - Lower inflation. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no. - Chris just wanna get fucked. - Yeah, yeah. - So they were naming shit that too. - I know. - I said, I don't, I'm gonna get fucked in the ass for eggs. - Yeah. (laughing) - This is like staking a bottle of wine, what do you think? - Thank you. - What's the catch? - Yeah, I don't know, man. Oh, man. - Oh, man. - Thank y'all for joining me this week, man. - Hey, thank y'all for- - Thank y'all for- - Thanks for having me on Flagrant. - Well, as always, if you listed this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're burned, you absolutely right, but if you listed this podcast, I think we're just a couple of idiots. You don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the burn of this podcast. Thank you for listening.