Baby Donut Is Coming & The Serial Killer Deep Dive | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 284

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Mine's tropical. I like cool mint. Ultra is the ultimate guilt free pouch. Delivering instant focus in mental clarity, all without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use the code unsub to get 15% off at takealtra.com. That's 15% off at takealtra.com when you use code unsub. Is there a big push to start registering exercise bands yet? Man and women are supposed to compliment each other. That sex is brilliant. Can you see why the muslims still have a whale? Mother f***er. Anybody got a clone up in? Bianna Nazi and Bianne Communist should be equally as a porant. Amber, back around. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous, branding. His hair is fucking fabulous. Don't know, a dark joke disposition. There's a fat electrician will come to unsubscribe. My fellow Americans, and also you filthy plops and pepperbacks. We're coming up on the end of this election cycle, which is frankly frightening. It's been a long journey. We started out going after Tony Gonzalez. We succeeded in that campaign. In a large part, thanks to all of you all, which I will forever be in your debt. But now with the election coming up on November 3rd, the one thing I did want to remind you all in the state of Texas at least, the last date of registered a vote is October 5th. Now I know a lot of you guys are probably in the military and might be stationed at places like Fort Bliss or Fort Sam Houston, Lothlin Air Force Base. If any of those things sounded familiar, you can still register to vote and potentially be in my district to be able to vote for me. Regardless, this cycle I'm really going to need some help with getting good co-workers in DC, so I'm not stuck with a bunch of miserable DC pricks. So if you wouldn't mind not only going out to vote, you know, voting early, voting on election day, whenever it is that you can actually make it happen, this is the final stretch, and this is how we get things across the finish line. 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They've thrown a lot of us this cycle, specifically, actually from this podcast, pulling shit out of context that we correctly said was going to be pulled out of context. But in reality, I know you guys are my secret weapon. I mean, you guys have been with me through thick and thin. And I cannot thank you enough. This chapter for me is coming to a close. And I cannot think of a better group of people to be with. So thank you all so much. And I'm very proud of this community. Let's get it across the finish line, boys. Thanks. Two, three. Delicious orange cream as you want. Oh, product placement never tasted so good. Sorry, Cody. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Delhotep. Nick, the fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, my self-donate operator. Thank you so much for being here. We're doing a boys episode. Woo, Wolverine, would his foreskin grow back or not? Hmm. These are the questions. Female Wolverine, permanent virgin. Yeah, the hymen. Rehymenated. Oh, gosh. Ooh. What did they do? Rehymenate during the act. Oh, how would that feel? Sir, his regenerative powers. It seals over it. Pierce is right through it. He's just a cigar trap. That was the funny part is just thinking that like, Wolverine is like an observant Jew that just must constantly re-circumseize himself. He just keeps a cigar cutter. He really missed out on a villain for him. I think it's canonically sad. Constantly trying to go fuck his circumcising. What's the evil man's name? When that one, that one Wolverine movie, I don't remember what his religion might be, but he was in a plantation. Remember? I can't remember which origins. When it shows him as a kid. Yeah, when him and his saber tooth, because I think he grew up on a plantation. Some curious. If he would have been circumcised. Also, this is wild conversation to jump right into the podcast. It's fine. Why? It's a boys' episode. Also, on popular opinion, one of the best scenes of any superhero movie ever is the montage of him and saber tooth running through every American world. That's like one of the hardest scenes of any superhero. I love it. I love it. Because yeah, they go through everyone. Because it shows them revolutionary, and then it says. Civil, yeah. D-Day, like on Normandy. Yeah, it's like the B-4-1 D-Day. It'd be a Vietnam, yeah. I also love the. God, it was Wolverine. I think it was just the Wolverine, where it shows that it opens up with him being a POW in Japan during World War II when the nuke goes off. Yeah, and he saves the guy. Yeah. Why was he still a specialist? Well, that's the one where a striker or strider, you remember that his handler walks in? And he was like, you were executed by a firing squad this morning. And what was that like? And he's like, "Wow, it tickled." It's a hard, hardest line in cinema. Oh, yeah. They would just fake their deaths, right? I don't know if they ever explain how they kept going through it. Oh, he is Canadian. Yeah, but he was still fighting in like the American Civil War, for example. There's probably a brother fighting brother in the Wolverine out of nowhere. Yeah, it's like, why are we here? It's like, they guys wouldn't decide. Shut up, I'm worried about states rights. It's just the guy with the sign. It's like, I don't believe in anything. I'm just here for the violence. What the fuck? Oh, I didn't think about this until it popped up the other day. Piccolo, you know, drag. Piccolo. How old is Piccolo compared to Gohan? Do you remember Piccolo's the one that trains Gohan? Yeah, yeah, the Gringo. How old is he compared to Gohan? I have no idea. Is he an alien from another planet or something? Or they don't ever explain this? Yes, they're original. Dynamic. Yeah, brother, I don't know. They keep getting reincarnated too, which confused the shit out of me during the show. Is this one of those anime things where like the, the hell's claim that like, oh, no, actually, she's eight billion years old. So it's okay that she looks like a nine-year-old. He's four. I've got about a year. He was born right before. You remember, he's the, the king piccolo dies and then kicks out the egg, and then that's where he comes from. Like four times 365, he's four. He's just four. Yeah, just, he's four years old. He talks really well for five years. I feel like aliens aren't measuring years the same way we are. Like I have a hard time believing in an alien from the planet, and a different solar system's like, no, no, no, we're going to track our age by the amount of times earth travels around their sun. But then, then day, fucking, he's the little baby dynamic, the entire time. I don't know. That would **** me up. Eli, I watched that in 15-minute increments when I was a child jumping off the bus. And then I sort of **** dude, when he's powering up, it took like five episodes, and I was the angriest kid ever. We didn't even have DVD players back then. Like you had to watch it on fucking cartoon network. Just start your day by getting edged by Dragon Ball. Yeah, well, Pokemon played in the morning. Pokemon played it at 6.30 a.m., so you'd wake up. I said my Nickelodeon alarm clock just to watch Pokemon in the morning. And then I would have to rush off the bus to catch Dragon Ball Z in the afternoon. And I swear to God, some of those episodes, the way they cut them off, dude. I know that I know, and now not knowing what I know about the industry, especially like film and media and stuff like that, they played that shit so hard. They extended it just to make money on the commercials, because there were some episodes where, just powering up a **** and something. Just to make money on their studio beer commercials. How many episodes did it take? It was like five. It was a long time. Of just seeing like power, how the power of love, leave butterflies and **** to go. And so he could throw it at an alien. Also, they could also, they could just milk the money they made on the studio blue personal camcorder ads that Cody was in. That was Nickelodeon, okay. I'm talking about cards too long. Okay, and I say, yeah. The spare bomb took up just seven episodes to charge. That was such a cool, exactly, exactly, dude. Seven weeks of waiting, and you're waiting in Japan, they were having to wait each week for that to come out. What's the episode? Is it just him just, uh, freezer? It's he's fighting. Well, he's fighting freezer. I forget how they, is it killing a lot during, I don't know why, but my brain just immediately went to like, what if **** was real? released like TV shows and it was just we had to wait seven weeks for this dude to blow his life. Oh, he's powering up too. He's gonna release. Cut to the backstory. No, no, don't give a shit about this school. It's like a dark, dark street raining. This is how we became the pizza man. Well, my father was a plumber and his father before him. This was always my destiny. Oh, it always killed me. They would they would cut to the story of them on like the rainbow road or whatever they were. The guys. What the fuck is that? The f***ing guys up there jerking off. Learning how to do. You got the Kai with this new car on his planet. That's f***ing seven feet big. Literally, it's a monkey in a cricket. What? Is it a son cricket or a different kind of cricket? It was a son. What do you mean, Cody? What are you guys talking about? Nothing. Brandon's congressional run is going great. Oh, he's a good transition despite not because of my friends. You you decided to do this on hardcore mode. That's not my fault. No, you knew this. The former congressman who was in the seat, what would happen to him? He decided that I needed to do this. Oh, he's a base police is here. I just imagine how much worse it would have been if Richard actually brought the wig. Oh god. Like turn on his alternate personality. Yesterday was you miss oh, man. The last two episodes were really good. Okay. Really fun. Well, Rich yelled the word and Brandon to burst. They got daggers and then everyone just started crying. It was like the opening of the after show. Like, dude, I got at time recording 63 days. Just if I just bear with me here. We're almost there. You're almost there. Oh, you did an event last night. Yeah. No, I appreciate all the boys showing up. We did a American at thirsty horse, which is that was kind of cool. It was for the Texas veterans coalition. So a lot of veteran charities and things like that there. It's to raise money and to give veterans a place to see a bunch of veteran outreach groups and things like that. But it's kind of cool. I know it's like kind of a campaign thing, kind of not, but it's like, obviously I'm running for office, but it's just something I do on the side. But everybody who's there had a great time. It was like a Comic Con themed kind of thing. Yeah. That dude showed up dressed as, oh, who is he? Revin. Revin. I'm not that deep in the Star Wars lore. It's like one of the most, like he is like one of the OG cis, like one of the most powerful dudes. He was a Jedi, then amnesia. No, Jedi turned dark, got amnesia, then turned back to the light side. There's your Revin story in a nutshell. It looked right. But then I forgot. Yeah, literally. Yeah. By the, yeah, we we talked to him a little bit. He showed up wearing like full regalia, like, fucking full Sith gear, two red lightsabers. It was really cool. And I was talking to him. He's like, yeah, I thought there was like Comic Con. So so I did my cosplay and was like, dude, you look great. I'm glad he did. This is awesome. Yeah, that was bad ass. It's fucking rad. What did Cody's mom? Because your parents have been in town the last couple days. That's why I haven't been on the podcast for the past two episodes or whenever we release episodes is my beautiful, amazing, wonderful life. Moody surprised me with my mom and dad. Like they they've never, they are they haven't been here in like five years. And so she's surprising them. Five years, they were there like, they were there like nine months ago. No, they definitely never even been here since his new house. Yeah, since this house. Yeah, that's a lie. No, they haven't. They it was the first time seeing my new house. They were their election night for me. I think they didn't see my new house. Oh, I don't. Well, it's definitely not five years five years. Okay, sorry. I said five years. Sorry, why don't you correct me a little bit? I will. I fucking will. There's other like two years. The Reven cosplay are very cool cosplay. By the way, I saw how the inside of his helmet works and everything. But I was standing next to Mama Donut and Papa Donut at the outside bar there and just having a conversation and Cody's mom, sweet angel, very heavy Southern accent. She like taps me on the arm and she goes, "Conor, why is that man dressed like a robot?" And I was like, it's got like a Comic Con thing. He's a Star Wars character and she goes, "But it's just him." Yeah, for now. Your mom's a total fucking sweetheart. She's our mom. They didn't want me to wear my costume. What was your costume? Could it be Nick? We need to put all of like three minutes and some security guard comes up. Do you have a shirt with sleeves? No. I thought you were going to car anything, bro. I don't have a shirt with sleeves in this state. I thought you were going to be cosplaying one of the horsemen from Django Unchained. Okay, see she had all this fucking thing. Like, I could see why they didn't let you in. They wouldn't let you in with your tank. Well, they let me in initially and then they wanted me to leave. I was like, I mean, I'll leave if you want, but I'm supposed to go on stage with Brandon in like 20 minutes. If you want to tell him, I'll dip out. And he's like, I guess you're fine. Thanks. I don't know. They've always had that rule. Not trying to be a dick. I didn't wear sleeves so the Pentagon. I'm not wearing it for this bar. It's fair. Why do they have that rule there? I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's a mound for wearing tank tops. Oh, yeah. It's it's a two stepping bar, like classic cowboy bar. Your tattoos are very cool. It's just a stupid dumb dumb rules. You're the minority of people that would get into a fight at a bar over a tattoo, but they have to have the same rule for everyone. I just like they're starting to get hidden again by your your thick sheet of hair. Yeah, she got a groove back fast. And you just like get at it to a two like yeah, he was just here like a week ago. Yeah. Yeah. Like Wolverine but hair. So many check his foreskin hair. Was it Santa Claus? It's like, yeah, yeah, it grows appear immediately again. Yeah, pretty much. I feel your brother. It's like wiping peanut butter out of a shed carpet. Yep. Man. That's why you shake your butt. Well, it took me how many years my mom spent. I'll tell you. She text my ass. When's the last time she was here? Let's figure that out. There was a punching machine when I walked in the first thing. I seen the punching machine was working. I was like, that is a hundred percent getting used sometime this evening. And then I'm outside doing stuff. And then someone walks up to like, you know, you're not in there. They're punching the machine. I was like, who is like Nick? I'll be right there. And then we had to go on stage for for the end event. And erupted. And erupted. Or shit. Did you find out? Brandon? I did not. I'm now being a bad podcast. Did you punch the machine? I did not know. I didn't know we were doing that. I'm sorry. I had an event to run. I was like, please, everyone, come on. You walked right past it. No, line of me. You knew we were going to punch that thing. I should have known. I really should have. I was surprised it was working. It's been a thirsty horse for like three years. And it's never worked. Really? Oh, it's had a security. So one of his guys broke his hand on it. Last week, missed and punched the pole holding the thing. I had, okay, hammered one time in my early 20s. I did that exact same thing. I didn't break my hand. Thank God. But I completely, like, it was like three o'clock in the morning. We were staying after hours at this bar. Completely fucking missed and smack plastic. I thought I broke my hand. Yeah. Three. It just barely slaps every hour. That would be so much worse than just missing. It's just getting like a score of a five while just crippling yourself. Instantly competitive. Oh, it's fine. Who do you want? I had missed that part. All right. I'd be almost everyone off-handed. Almost. Yeah. I also have a few pounds less than you. I'm in a different weight class. When I fight my guy's my weight class. I know you can afford food. I don't want to hear your excuses. Don't hit me with that bullshit. Just gross at me. I know you got pretty. You're not going to be like, oh, you way more. It's not my fault. Just told you to thicken up or shut up. Now I'm fighting people. Cloners. I just get to nicks weight class. You're running around looking like Mr. Olympia. This blows now. October hits different. The season shifts. The light changes and your whole rhythm changes with it. Your alarm goes off. You wake up and it's still dark outside. What the heck? Unless you're blind. In that case, it's normal. We all know the struggles of navigating that seasonal shift. What the heck are you going to do to stay ahead of it? 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They were like, "Oh, yeah, we're going to make you this cool post-apocalyptic, like gun dealer." You're going to be all jacked and awesome and I'm like, nah, make me a fucking loser. Make me a burnout, has been politician. This guy was really important in the old world, but nobody can remember why. I remember. My thing is I got tattered to suit, like I'm just like holding on to what was. He has a ghost town. I think if it's like you and a ghost town, it's like just vote for the governor or whatever, but no one's, you're doing it by yourself. It's, I just wanted it to be sad and funny. I'm stoked for it. It's doing really good. Thank you for all the support, by the way. It's insane. We have like almost 200,000 wish list. Yeah. It looks cool as shit. That's going to be fun. They announced 175, like today or yesterday. That's pretty cool, man. Wish list. Yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you guys. We're the top 100 in the world. It's a fun game. We got to play it, like play some of it and it's, it's fun. Fourth. Yeah. What is it? What is it release? The fourth. So. Oh, okay. Got it. Sorry. I thought you were saying we were fourth on steam. Oh, no, no. Okay. We're like number one right now. We're 90 in all the world of all games period that have been wish listed that much in that fast. I really am excited to play this fucking thing. It looks like it's going to be a good time. Dude, and it's having it what multiplayer in a couple months, our characters also get dropped in a couple months. There's a whole bunch of different things rolling out with it. And then treating it, the loose systems a lot like Diablo, oh, and we're doing shit with Tarkov. Wait, what? Yeah. But we're partnering up with Tarkov. For scablands? Yeah. No, for what? For what? Nakeda. Yeah. Oh, dude. Nakeda's fucking red. Yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah. That was good news. That's why I was outside earlier. I saw they posted a video yesterday and it always flashbangs me because I hadn't played Tarkov in a long time. But like they they posted like a real and it was like a guy shooting the AK50 and I was like, what? How many crew tons does it cost? Yeah. And I was like, Oh, shit. This is, I saw it then. Mmm. Oh, shit. I forgot my gun was in that game. This is cool. Dude. I always forget your gun is in that game. It'll be fun. We're in a game too. Yeah. It'll be good. AK50 I think is also in scablands. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So if you want to, if you want to shoot the AK50, like not in real life, but like on your, you know, device of choice, you can, you can play scabland. Don't fucking stop for it. Cody, how you would do? Cody, you got, I don't know if you've announced the baby on this. Yeah, I, there's a little beanie baby happening right now. My wife is 12 weeks pregnant. It's a size of a lemon as of today. So yeah, I'm having a little baby. Yeah. There's a tro in the oven. Yeah. There's a tro down there. You reset in the eight, John's about to leave the house. John, you're like, let's start back home. Cody's kid's about to be an adult, and he's, I'm going to prestige. I was going to say, I was going to prestige on the whole. Yeah. John too. The state is exactly one month before John turns 18. So yeah, I'm prestige. No. Getting the, the gold, new skin unlogged, literally, because it's a Mexican, New Camo. Jesus Christ. Do John say in your ear right now? Yeah. Oh, Lord. Never change, Cody. Never change. I don't think he can. No, I'm not fucking love it. Oh, there we go. You guys got this. What's this? I need you for you. These are from the, uh, the dev team. Do what? Oh, thank you. The dev team. They made you guys hand forward. That's exactly all the same. They're all the same. No, they're all different. Oh, they're, they for particular people. I don't know. They just said grab. Oh, okay. Yeah. What's this? And this is a name written on them. These are hefty, holy shit. Yeah, they had them custom made for us as a thank you. You see with these patches? Oh, it's all from, uh, Brassila. They're hand-forged. Hey. Get the new, uh, Brazil patches. Yeah, it's blurred. Is it sharp? I will say damn. So thick as boy America aside because obviously America wins and everything, but Brazil has the coolest national flag besides America. I don't fucking know. Jesus. That's a. I just want to throw it. I like the sheath, too, man. Yeah, Lucas and the team, they're amazing. They're just all good dudes and appreciate the gifts and the opportunity to work with you guys to, uh, make a game because I don't think any of us would have thought unsub would be a production company for video games. Not me. I love how I said I want to throw this and then like everybody behind the camera immediately looked up and like more. That's just cool. Thank you guys. That's very cool. Oh, the hefty motherfucker. It's cool. Smaller back. Yeah. It's already got the belt. Belt loops. She. She didn't have to do that. Neat. Pretty sons of bitches. They the best. That's fine. It's cool, too. Talking about that with the game is like, I knew nothing about the game right out the gate. Other than, uh, clean was he's like, dude, this is the thing to jump on. It's going to be cool for these reasons. We're doing it right. You know, it's not like some triple A bullshit. We're doing everything the proper way and it's being made by people who love games. And it's kind of like a bet on the jockey, not the horse. Mm hmm. It's like, if clean is telling me that shit and like, absolutely, I, like, fully believe him. I'm on board. So every, every game he's worked on or helped develop has been monsters. So this was the first time he asked, he's like, Hey, we're looking for investors. And it helps them a lot because the game was supposed to come out like February this year. But when you have a normal publisher or working with a company, they're going to rush you and then you have to hit those dates and you get released and then, well, you guys already know. As cyberpunk. Yes. Exactly. Which of three cyberpunk? I can sky-room or any Beth. Was Witcher three the same? Yes. I would float and run. You like to run and just take off and then the win. We're getting a scaveland before GTA six. Oh, quite literally, but maybe assuming it doesn't get leaked in the next three days, dude, that game does look fucking insane. It is. GTA six. Yeah. Just watch the trailer. Yeah. I watched some of the stuff. I don't know. So I had a, I loved Red Dead Redemption 2, right? It's one of my favorite games of all time. There were elements of that game that were fucking irritating. That like, it's just like, wash your left arm. Now, wash your right arm. It's like, come on, man. There's certain elements of real life. Like I can just go do that. Had it, man. Like I, I, I, certain elements of that, I really hope they don't go too far into that for GTA six, which is like, oh, wow. You need to get your oil changed because you're at 2,000 miles. Well, I guess I'm murdering someone into their fucking car. Taking outside the box. Yeah. What an inconvenience. Bam. The beauty of great theft out of it. So cool. I'm going to go sleep with a hooker and then kill her in the game, blah, blah, blah. And then like, okay, then you have to like go get medication for gonorrhea or else your characters like getting debuffs from hell. Oh, God. What was, explain it to your in-game girlfriend. Was it? Yeah. I mean, game problem. Was it Far Cry that had that? I don't know. It was like Far Cry 2. Had like STDs in the game. No, you had malaria and you had to like constantly go around and keep finding malaria medication while also trying to do missions the entire time. It's just the annoying mechanic that not even does Siri. You see what I'm saying, though. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this is so much more realistic. You have to do your taxes every year. It's like, I don't, I don't want to, man. I just want to go do cool heists and shit. I'm going to be, I'm going to create as many mass casualties as I can like right when it was in the game. I feel like in the game, in Grand Theft Auto, into getting too realistic. I want to, I want to tone it back a little bit. Scave like this. Yeah. That's why I feel like Helldivers, for example, was so like, that was so fun. They didn't try for realism. per se. It's like it's starship troopers in space. You're an ODST. You get blown up. They send another. I want because I used to love like football games when I was in high school. You're like ESPN 2K, whatever the. But I fucking loved blitz the league and street football where the two like street was incredible where it was like arena football and it was all like NFL players, but they were all just like backyard style dudes and you could like run and do backflips on. Dude, blitz. Yeah, power bomb NBA. Oh, where you hit where you hit stick somebody and it shows like the x-rays of their ribs cracking. Oh, dude, it was brutal. It would show like splines rupturing and stuff and you'd injure people and get them out of the game. And then you could, uh, you could actually in manager mode, you could put different players on different steroids and performance and and answers. And then if you got caught, you'd get fined. Hell yeah, all kinds of shit. It was awesome. What do you mean, Bane don't Sarah? It's just breaking people in half. He's like got active like syringe things just just on two minute intervals. Dude, NBA Jam. I don't know. Cody probably played that one. I don't know if you guys. I didn't say I did. No place. No, a lot of football. NBA Jam was the small bodies big heads and you could do like the insane, uh, dunks and everything. I never played any of the sports any of the sports games. I played actually NASCAR Thunder. I did play that when I was a kid in that racing game. Me and my brother would play like co-op mode where, uh, we had this arrangement where I would try to win the race and he would race the opposite direction and just smack all the other cars that were in like second and third place. Hold on the back. Comet cosy. No, we were, we were poor. It's fuck. We played the demo discs a lot. It's like jet moto. We were in jet moto. Oh, dude. Yeah. Crash, crash bandicoot, just like one level. We could only play one level at a time because we were so dirt poor. Yep. Do we use to rent? I would remember. Dude, kids that afforded videos game. This was a wild concept to me. Like somebody Casey always had new one. They called him the rich kids too. Yeah. Holy shit. They bought that because we rented it $3.15. I will always remember how much it cost to rent a video game. 'Cause I would save up pennies and quarters. And now I look back. I was that dickhead kid that would go and be like, okay, one, two, I'm like, oh man, why did my dad let me do that? When Xbox 360, like the Xbox live, when they let you download demos, so many games for my childhood, I played, I played one level, two levels of it. Whatever they gave you for free on the demo, that's what I was playing. I would buy a video game and then take it home and beat it in two days and then bring it back and try to return it and they wouldn't let you return it. Because obviously, so then I would just go and this for whatever reason video games weren't behind the glass case yet, or I was buying like not the new video game. So I would go into the store like an hour before grab all the copies of that game, hide them and then go in and be like, I need to return this one. It's broken and the policy was you can only return it for the same copy of the game and I'd be like, okay, cool. Yeah, you guys are sold out of that game. Well, then we can only give you store credit. Sounds great. Getting out of the game. Oh, sure. You were in a game hack. You were committing retail theft like I was. So I'm not proud of it. I wasn't retail theft. It was retail manipulation back in the day. So we didn't have games. Stop when I was young. We had electronic boutique. Yeah. I don't know if you got the TV games. Never heard of that. And so they would they would let people bring their used PC games in. And so I would go and I would open up the cases and memorize the key. Oh, and then I would go and lock it at home and just like memorize it. Yeah. You'd like you write it down or just yeah, I would write it down. Okay, I was gonna say I'm like, are you a rain man? Holy shit. Yeah, no, I would because it was 16 I think was 16 digits. So yeah, I would either write it down, like write it on my hand. Like I was being all sneaky and go home and unlock it and play it. I forgot about straight up straight up stealing. I don't feel good about that. There's poor guys when they actually bought it, went home, entered that kingdom. It's like this game's already been purchased like mother. We were talking about it yesterday. The the the old cheat code books. Oh, yeah, dude. Game shark. Yeah. Microtransactions stole that from my children. The game shark stuff. Just cheat codes in general. You know what I mean? Because now it's there. Never going to be like, yeah, buy this book for $7.99 to unlock all this cool shit. It's going to be give me $20 dollars to unlock the infinite money glitch or whatever the fuck it is. If you think about it, the cheat code books were just like the first microtransaction. They were just third party. Yeah. Which is fair. Yeah. I mean, the developers had to put it in the game. I miss when developers did cool shit like that. Like now, it just seems like, I don't know. They don't really do it as much. I try to think if they do anything like first person shooters, you'd have gold and I. You would beat the levels faster and you'd unlock like infinite ammo, golden gun, do all that. They don't have any of that shit anymore. You'd be called duty. You'd just be called it duty. Well, I think that's I think that's what happens now when you have people that are making games that don't like making games. We do it because it's a job not because it's something that's actually. And then like outside investors that don't actually give a shit about the game. They just want to have as much money as possible. That's how you get like weird shit and call it duty where it's like, we're going to bring in Delta Force operators and the best shooters in the world. And we're going to put the little bubble suits on him. We're going to get all the appropriate body mechanics. So it's hyper realistic. And then we're going to sell a Nicki Minaj skin. I was just. Like realistic jiggle physics. I'm glad that Nicki Minaj's giant ass is running exactly how a tier one operator would. And she's clearing the room in a pink skirt. Homer Simpson just smoked Nicki Minaj. And we hate it, but it obviously works. Yeah, dude. They're making a lot of fucking. I put playing cod for like 10 years. And then I got what I got it again when I got hurt because I couldn't even play PC because I couldn't bring my hands apart. So I could only play Xbox. So I was playing cod. And I was like, what is this? I was playing Modern Warfare 2 when I quit in like high school. And now I'm getting smoked by Donatello with a sword. I was like, what the fuck is happening in this game? If you were to start a business this holiday season, what would you create? Would it be an idea you just can't stop thinking about? Oh, always think about it 24/7. A dream about it regularly. What are you dreaming about? You know, you've heard the screams. Well, you can make that dream a real day with Shopify. 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Especially because that was, I don't know, we recorded some stuff for even the AK50 if they were going to use that potentially in the future. So that's me. I don't know. That's awesome. Did you guys go down like rack everything? Go through all the. Yeah. So they needed some help with some guns that they didn't have on site. I'll keep the details kind of vague because I don't want to get anybody in trouble. But they needed certain guns that weren't there available. So they asked me and I grabbed a couple of the collection and it was just racking noise, like magazine in, magazine out, running the bolt, running the bolt with a live round. And they had like a billion microphones all spread out in like 10 yard increments, 20 yard increments like getting the sound, firing, firing a burst, like just getting all of the sound so that they can, they can use the sound in the game like they're triangulating it. It's really kind of neat. It was a really good. I'm so glad that the HK slap is going to be accurate while Nicki Minaj is doing it. Correct. It's going to sound just like Nicki Minaj slapping him. He thought, a thing that I am certain has never happened. They, I mean, legal legends, they make $1.8 billion off of skins alone. Are you fucking kidding? That's a free game. And they're humongous. Free game. They made $1.8 billion off of just skin cells. I do like when a game does that. It's like, hey, this adds nothing. It doesn't make you more competitive. It does nothing other than aesthetic, which is like, okay, fine. Yeah, whatever. That's what we're like, again, going back to not pay the win. Yeah, scavengers, everyone, one thing we're all against and the developers, they were so worried because February was rolling around and the game wasn't ready yet and they would e-mail or call nook, you like, hey, where I'm like, we don't, you're good, take it, do it right that first time, do it, just do a good job, but we are quite fine, they're like, okay, are you sure? And then finally now it's coming out and there's super fucking sense it's nice to work with the team that understands too that because like we're they want us on board for marketing obviously. But the first step of marketing is the product and if the product fucking sucks, it's hard for us to sell. It's like making sure we get it right the first time, it's like that's step number one. One of our friends was telling me with the boys, they had the video game, a team, an actual team had been working on a video game for them for three years. Money invested into this, all this work and then they let them play it and it is a, you can pick one of their characters or the little brush. I guess off of one of their viral content or memes and you just kick each other in the balls and then you have to buy more kicks to the balls. If you want to kick your friend in balls or more, that was the entire game. Good God. Yeah, it was like, dude, this is the dumbest shit. We wasted how much money on this, these people. Where did the money go? They've, yeah, they have had a couple of bad sounds like embezzlement. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I feel like you can get AI to write you a dog shit script for that in like 10 minutes for free. They've had a couple of problems like talking to him the other week. I was like, oh, damn, they had a really cool supply. No, that's not launching. They're in a whole bunch of fucking like all done and they're like, here's the product and the packaging and like, huh? What? I don't know. I feel like a lot of way too many influencers are doing that shit now. Like anybody that gets their 15 minutes of fame, they're just like immediately selling like a dog shit for all of us. Mean coin. White light. Yeah, either the talk to a coin or whatever. Yeah, that worked out well. I called that shit six months before it happened on Zax podcast. No shit. I did it. I was like, I guarantee you somebody. I was like, she blew up too fast too quick. Somebody's gonna take advantage of her and then like three months later, she comes out with a talk to a coin. And then Zach text me just the news thing. Somebody's like, you called it and I was like, it was the fucking win to go in podcast. We did where are the tokens, Hayley? I don't know about that one. You were on that podcast. It was a. Oh, I thought you were on a win to go. No, no, no. No, it's just, I don't know. It's just frustrating because they immediately figure out like, how do we make as much money as possible in the short term? Which is exactly what causes you to have short term fame. Like if you just built an audience that trusted you to not do dog shit like that, you can extend it a lot longer. I mean, we've been offered that multiple times and I've had people that are like friends who are like, but this one's not Eli. You got to trust me on this one. I was like, fuck no. I think we could say we turned down like a million dollar deal for an NFT. Like somebody offered us like a million dollars to do that. And we're like, no, that's fucking dog shit. Like it's a rug poll. We're not gonna do that to our fucking people. Fuck no. We've turned down a lot of great like a lot of deals that people would be like, whoah, it's like, nah, we're good. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Mean coins are one thing I will never understand. It's not worked out a single fucking doge maybe arguably that's about it. Yeah. I bought in a doge at the peak right before the S N L thing. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. It was like, I bought it at like 36 cents or something like that. And it was right before the S N L thing where it didn't get mentioned. I heard all the hype and I'm like, it all threw a thousand dollars on that. I think it's currently worth like 80, 80 bucks. I'm, I'm diamond hands brother. It's gonna come back. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even think I owe anymore. I don't know. Like fuck. I don't know. The whole fucking, the whole meme coin shit. I have just bad. That's a big coin. You're fine. You see, you're opening, you're robbing it right now. I kind of want, because I made a green number. Nice. I made money on doge actually. Did you? Yeah, dude. I, something happened to one of our, hey, it's a good day today. Is that green? Green. You, um, can I say how much you made? Oh shit, maybe I didn't make money. You made eight cents. Oh man. It's a great, yeah. You're off me. Okay. So I didn't know one thing can happen with shares. I, you know, you can, they can split reverse splits. Yeah. I didn't know it can happen in the back. Oh, you're right. I lost $600. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that money office. Yeah, they did that BRCC split, uh, they pulled it to worth even less now. Really? Yeah. Per share, but they have to give you more shares. But yeah, they basically have to do it because, uh, to be listed on the New York Stock Exchange. You have to stay above a dollar. And if you fall below a dollar for 30 days, they can de-list you. So at that point, a company will do a reverse split like 15 to one. So then they basically, every 15 shares becomes one share. And then it 15 x is the value of the shares. So you're up above a dollar again. But it's also like the signal of fucking worth dying. Yeah. So then the stock tanks immediately. That's okay. I guessed the reasoning behind it because I was like, I think it's a 90 day window. I think it's 30. Yeah, it might be regardless. But yeah, I was like, man, I bet they did that because then now that number is magically 10 times higher. Yeah. But it just, uh, it keeps them afloat until the company is not doing any better. Yeah. Versus the other way. It's like dope. We're just, uh, getting more out in the marketplace. And your, your stock is now worth more. But it's like cutting a candy bar in half in each package. You're like, we're selling twice the candy bars. It's like, well, I mean, no. No, no, you're not. She's finance people. What would we do without them? Is there a good? What would we do without the fucking financial experts in the economist? Probably starve if I knew anything. What's that? What's that? Got it. We're, if the finance factory is closed down, what would we all do? The farmers and the people who build things. Oh, no. The joke about like two economists sitting there hanging out and they see a pile of dogs. And one of them like, I'll give you a hundred bucks if you eat that pile of dog shit. And then he does it and gives him a hundred bucks. And then they see another pile of dog shit and the other ones like, okay, your turn. I'll give you a hundred bucks if you eat that pile of dog shit. And then they're like, we both just made a hundred dollars. Finance. Yeah. Stonks. No, we created two jobs, though. We created two jobs and everybody made a hundred dollars. The GDP explained. Yeah. Pretty much. I haven't watched that. What's the movie? The big, the big short. Big short. Yeah. It's a great movie. Dude, when you see all that unfold and you're like, oh, and then isn't it proven that you can throw darts at a board? And it will have pretty much the same turn. I don't know. What's the guy? Is it Michael Burry? The guy that called that? Yeah, Michael Burry. I'm so annoyed by him. It's not even necessarily him, but it's just like, because I pay attention to the stock market and shit. And it's every other fucking. I was going to say he's been wrong about like the past four crashes. He's accurately predicted one of the last 57 crashes that he's. Well, it's kind of like the Alex Jones syndrome where like he'll just say a bunch of crazy shit. And then the ones every while it's like, oh, well, he's wrong. It's like, well, we're not looking to the ratio of wrong versus right here. You're just like, like, oh, he was right about this one thing on a fucking Hail Mary. It's like, oh, he's obviously some sort of profit. It's like, no, it's just if you say enough for eight hours a day, you're eventually going to be right about some of it. Well, that, but like it's just the way the news. Dreamer ever every week. There's a new article, Michael Burry, the man that accurately predicted the 2008 housing crisis. And as a star of the movie, the big short just predicted the next AI bubble pop or whatever the fuck he's predicting next. And it's just like, oh bad man's autistic. Okay. Yeah, that's, you're not wrong. Is that the movie simplified? Oh, yeah, now I just got that joke. I watched it. I watched it two days ago with John. Oh, did you really? Yeah. It's a good movie. It's a dude. It's an incredible movie. You got the old Steve, what's this? Steve Carol. Steve Carol's in it. Steven Carol. Collarious. Oh, what's the other guy? I'm jazzed off my tits. Oh, I know you're talking about it. I don't know his name. We got Ryan Gosling in it, too. Yeah, Ryan Gosling. Yeah, he's in it. The exact person we're talking about. I had no idea what that reference was. His line in that movie. God. I don't remember it. I was scared of the next crash. You're, you're hour quant, by the way. You remember, he's like his name's Yang. The Asian guy. He's our quant. He doesn't even speak English. He's one math division. He won a national math championship. It cuts the quant. He looks at him. He's like, I don't know why he says that. He said that because it makes him trust me more. And I play second in the actual competition. Yeah. My name's John. I don't know why he does that. why he does that. What were you saying? I was just the next the next crash scares me because it might actually affect me this time. I was too poor in 2008 when I was a kid in middle school. My hand breaks. All the adults are freaking out except for my parents. And I was like, I don't know, nothing, nothing, literally nothing in my life changed at all. I know. I know. I know. I just joined the military, like, nothing can happen. I just got out and I was, I just got out so I was like, oh, I'm gonna go to college, I'm gonna try that thing out and then I'll get an employment. Well, I figured this out and then, yeah. Everyone's freaking out. I didn't really give a shit at that time. I was like, oh, I got my money coming in. I mean, I was a kid and it was my parents had just, they had just started a business, right? 'Cause when I grew up, it was like one bedroom apartment. My dad was working like a couple fast food jobs, like very like dirt floor pork kind of shit, but he had just started a mortgage company. And so it was just starting to see some success, like was starting to do really well for himself, right? And it was just like really-- Were your brothers around during this time? Oh, they were too young. I was, I was honestly a little young. I was like, that's 12, they're, I don't know. Can you tell me the exact number of years that they were around? Fuck you, doing that. Fuck off. (laughing) Really, we're still about to heard about that? (laughing) 20 years ago, anyway, it wasn't last year. (laughing) Fuck you. But when they first started seeing a little bit of success with that, and we were starting to do well, and my mom was doing, she was in the real estate industry and my dad was too, and then they were ground zero for the housing market crash. And so everything they had just built up for a couple of years immediately got taken away. My dad, I talked to him about it later, and he was just like, yeah, he's like, we tried not to scare you kids. Like we tried to isolate you from it a little bit, but we were like having serious conversations as to whether or not it was time to just sell everything we owned and invest in canned food and shotguns. Like it was bad, bad. Were they like investing in properties and then the market just got taken out from under? Not too much at the time, but everything they were doing was reliant on the housing market. Like they weren't doing well enough that they were investing in a bunch of homes and shit, but like it was basically like their entire revenue source just took a day or night. I never thought of my dad. We were all poor. So that was what was really formative for me as a teenager is to see my parents lose it all. And then when I was finally old enough to understand what was going on, watching them rebuild it. - It would be like if China launched a hack and fucking crippled YouTube for us. - Whoa. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. - We were like, oh my god, oh my god, bad news. YouTube died last night. I gotta call my old boss. - Anybody got a clone up in? Well, that fucking happened to me, man. Back in 2017, they had apocalypse with PewDiePie. I left policing to do YouTube and then that apocalypse happened. They're just like, no, you just don't make money anymore. It's like, well, fuck, I'll be a realtor then. - Dude, if the internet just died, we're fucked. All of the businesses are fucking D to C or anything. The video game, the YouTube, I just, it's a meme right. I killed my neighbors for fucking a chocolate bar, but then they turned YouTube back on. (laughs) - Oh, fuck. - It was nine in the morning. They literally said it would be down up by the end of the day. 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We're all charisma, you know? - Chrismic. - Chrismic? - Charismatic. - Charismatic, there it is, there you go. - How many years? (laughing) - I'm like, I'm like, I'm getting it. - Encrypted charisma. - I mean, legitimately, we would know how to do all this stuff. Plus, all of us came from actual trades. I wouldn't want to go back to real estate or any of this shit I did before, but I could do it. - If I really had to, I love going to do that. - There's always going to be that apparently. - No, pays like, shit. - Yeah. - I don't know if I can get free housing. - Can you see, like the Muslims still have a whale? (laughing) - You're never going to believe it. (laughing) - Oh, my God. (laughing) - God, there was some comedian that was like, everybody's freaking out because of a barrel of oil costs $100. And he's like, I don't know, it seems reasonable. I don't know if I could buy just a barrel for $100. I don't know if I could give you a book, Marketplace. You're getting full of oil for a hundred bucks. You're freaking out. We had to go over there and kill him, you know what I'm saying? - To get it and then ship it across the ocean. Your man had cost more than a gallon of milk, talking about it. - Have you seen the Indians fighting over barrels in the river? - No. - What? - They're always fighting over scrap metal or whatever. - Just before and after they get hit by the train. - I just pictured them into the water and then they were trying to fight over barrels. - I just pictured the heart. - A locomotive jumps out of the water like an alligator fucking hits water. (all laughing) - It's natural, buddy. They fly now. (all laughing) - Bro, you can't hear the train horn, but it's muffled under water. (all laughing) - You can see the bubbles. (all laughing) - And here we have a wrap variety of the aquatic train. - It's this. - On diesel engine. - Oh, I've seen the fucking naked gun bit. - Oh, no. (all laughing) (all laughing) - And it starts jailing up through the woods again. (all laughing) - If there's the next war India gets involved with the drones are going to be remote control trains. (all laughing) - Some chasing people. - Just the RC trains with good God. - It's like RC XD on a track. - There's, you know, like Ukraine, they have the, it looks like spider webs all over the field, but it's a guide wires for the drones. It's just a little track. - Little miniature train tracks all over the place. - Right, I thought doing the cop stuff would get me more hate than anything. And it does, I still get called very awful things. People threaten my family. People swap me all the time. But there was one reel that came across my feet and it was a dude taking cutting an onion and a half and rubbing it on his armpit. And I say shit, just to make people mad on Instagram all the time. I was like, and it's not much, but it's honest work. - Yeah, that's it, Indian morning routine. And oh my God, there's so many squiggly line messages. (all laughing) They're so mad at me. - You know what? You can't actually deal psychic damage to me. If I choose not to click the translate button. (all laughing) - What are these iruglips? - Oh man, good times. - I don't, man, I don't know, I would be, I would not want to go back to the army. That would be my go back to for military. I'm sorry, I just, yeah. - I just realized something very funny. There's a very outspoken Texas wide politician right now on removing H1Bs. And I just now realized I'm going to and benefit his later on tonight. His name's BoFran. She's actually partially in the gun industry. He has UO arms, whoever's doing the new MP7 clones. - Oh yeah, I got one of those coming. BoFran, she's an awesome dude. He's very, very, you know, up on like illegal immigration and making sure that we deport, you know, illegals and a lot of the H1B Indians out of Texas. So his anti-H1B, do you know what his position is that he's running for? - Texas Railroad Commissioner. (all laughing) - I just put that together right now. What do you think about that Nick? I'm good. Oh God, love you, Bo. It's one of these posters. Sorry to derail this, but I mean, at this, you have coming up. I was just thinking about his campaign poster should just be a train this is H1B on the front of it. It's like a scarecrow. Thomas the train engine in public domain yet can make some funny propaganda. Ain't no train mark on a train with a face. Oh, yeah, speaking of all the fucking you've been sued yet. I feel like I was very reasonable in that video. I gave them every out in the world. No, I have not. People are still very upset. What's the views on that? It's like two million in three days. It's a one out of ten by a lot. The video went pretty hard. Yeah. I think we're both actually doing pretty good on that. We just launched the new Darwin yesterday, sitting at 1.6 million right now. Do you want to say anything about the Freddie? Yeah, a lot of people were like, I was not expecting a Freddie Wong cameo, but I'm excited for it nonetheless. I haven't watched yet. Freddie is in there. Yeah, fucking we were sitting at brunch and I was just telling him that I included a clip of Freddie in there and I explained like, oh, it's this is fake. It's Freddie Wong, the watermelon when he has 50 cows shoots the watermelon off of Freddie's head. Yeah, so I'm like, there's a lot of indicators that this might be fake. The main one is, this is Freddie Wong. He's a famous VFX artist. He probably wouldn't do anything like that. Eli texts Freddie while we're sitting at the table. He's like, you want a Freddie cameo in that real quick? I'm like, fuck it. Yeah, if we could get one, that would be awesome. So Freddie texts this back. No, no VFX brand and it's real. Like that's everybody's like flash banged by the Freddie Wong cameo. Yeah, Brandon's like, what the fuck is like, Freddie said he'll do it. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, fuck yeah, I will throw that in the video. I'm like, fuck it. I love Freddie. I wasn't wondering how that would do. The video is crushing. That was so I could take both all the new videos, apparently, you're doing really good. You should have changed something with the algorithm. How they count views different or something. They came out and said that. So I think that's part of it. I had my first million on crime as fun. Which one? Yeah, fuck yeah, man. The Lindsay Clancy case. That tracks. That strangled her three children and has raised over a million dollars. Shh. What? That's the argument of them. They're dangerous. No, they're dangerous to children. They're treating it like there was a, who is she on head was saying this could be like an OJ if she goes free. It's. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's nine. They've been in deliberation for three days, so everybody's like, there's three dudes in there trying to explain to nine women that in fact cannot murder. That is a fucking nightmare, man. I feel like that's a, that, that's a bad jury. Talk about jury of your peers. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know who picked that fucking jury, but having nine women on there for this. That's why they, yeah, they've been in deliberation for three days. They started again this morning. They let them have the weekend off, so we're still waiting around to see what happens. They want to. Which is insane. At this time, it's like, what's fucking crazy, they're saying that like there are all these crazy bitches on, on fucking social media are saying the dad did it and it's like, no, there is CCTV footage of him like going and picking up the food. She sent him away to get food. She knew how far away the restaurant was. She googled it that morning. He went to get food. He went to CVS to pick up something then came back. She knew the exact amount of time he was going to be gone. Her apple watch shows her heart rate choking the children because it took four minutes to choke each one and then she had to chase the last one down upstairs. Good. God. And so it shows her heart rate going up the stairs and the location she was at in their house to choke the last one. Like she's, she's an evil fucking **** that should be executed. And she admitted to it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like the FBI psychiatrist, the profiler and like said, yeah, she fucking did it. She said she did it. Like her defense attorney said she fucking did it. There are some women on this planet that no matter what empirical evidence, and you know, some men to this degree, but in this regard, it's specifically women that you could be faced with as much empirical empirical evidence as you can muster that like this is what happened. We have video. We have her admitting it. We have this, this, this, this, this. There's literally nothing pointing to the contrary. They'll still go, I just don't believe that. And I'm like, cool, his, don't care. That's what happened. Like I can run for Congress, but can't actually run. Well, hey, that wasn't even related. That was just a low blow. Dad, I just, I don't know. I need to hear more on Cody's. I haven't watched Cody's video on that one telling it's not good. Well, I, I don't know if you were on the podcast. I think we had, well, we had Joe and Rich on it. I brought it up that like this is a massive blow to feminism, whether they realize it right now or not, explain, like I feel like one of the, you know, arguably one of the good things feminism did is like, you know, there's the old stupid guy joke about how like, oh, a woman can't be president because she'll get her period and start world war three. And then it's like, you can't judge women and say that they're emotional and they're hormones regulate their opinions and blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, okay, I agree. But also you can't turn around and be like, well, her hormones were crazy, so she murdered her kids. So she's innocent. They can't have both. Right. You either, you either can't have accountability because of some, of something like that or you have accountability all the time. Right. There's no, there's no in between. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Yeah. So I don't know. I just feel like it's a pointing out hypocrisy of like I, I want to not be held accountable when it's convenient. Right. It's like, give us a standard and like that's, that's my big thing. It's like just not being a hypocrite. It's like, give us a consistent standard. Yeah. Are you accountable for this or are you not? There is a very consistent standard. I, I, I don't want accountability, that's the standard. What, what kills me about it too is like the women making all the videos like she's innocent. She's innocent. And they're showing their daily lives. Like, some are even holding their babies in their video and they're like, we feel you Lindsey and you look in the background and it's like, they have a nice home, like at least a two or three bedroom home, like, like a beautiful life and they're like, we feel you Lindsey. Get the fuck out of here. Imagine being the father of that child in the TikTok video. Well, that's what the, that's a lot of people online are saying now that should be a litmus test for who you date or who you like, if you're, if you're dating someone or if you're thinking about marrying someone, ask them about the Lindsey Clancy case and see what they say. They think that it's not your fault if you kill your child because you had a bad day. Like, who do you support Lindsey Clancy if they say yes and yeah, I would seriously just fucking leave them. Yeah. I, that's, it's fucked up. She, she, I understand postpartum depression is a very serious issue. Yeah, absolutely. But you don't kill your fucking kids. Like the, the youngest one was already, I think don't quote me on this. I, I think it was like eight months or something like postpartum depression half days in the first two months or like it happens soon. And then you just got to work through it and get over it. If you do have postpartum depression and I'm, I'm not a fucking psychiatrist. I'm gonna say, don't listen to me. I'm not an expert on any of that stuff by any means, but like if you, I, I do know this for, for a fact, your, your step one should probably be seek professional help, you know, be open about like, hey, I'm having this problem. I might be doing something that, you know, again, it's crazy. Let me, let me talk to a specialist. Let me, let me talk this through instead of, well, without the exercise bands. Yeah. I mean, it's, again, you have three children, it's wild. Any of that in the husband took months. He took a lot of, I think she had a, I think she had a 90 to, yeah, any maternity leave. He was staying, he was working from home to be with her. I'm also, I, personally, I, I want to blame this on the doctors. She was working with three plus doctors and they had, they weren't talking to each other and they prescribed her 13 different medications. Good. God. And so like she, she probably was fucked up in the head a little bit from the doctors who weren't communicating with each other and in court, they said they weren't communicating with each other. Were they submitted that? Did they know about each other? I wonder that. Like, how does, they did, you're not allowed to release certain stuff. So how is that work? If I'm like, well, if you're a crazy person, I'm talking this doctor and then I get new meds from other doctor, it's, did the doctors know or is it my responsibility? The doctor? 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Hey, go use cold on sub. What's happening? What's going on? Go use bed.com/unsubscribe, use code unsubscribe, sleep better, stay cooler. This is a threat. So she had several different doctors from, I think, was 2023 when she killed the children. And she was often on on Zoloft, Adivan, Trazodone, Prozac, Colonypin, Rimmeron, Sarah Quill, Valium, Lamectal, Atribulane, Ambien, Beusepar, and Herex design, like over the course since 2023, like before that, over the course of a couple of years she was all in all of this. Of course, down. Yeah. Like a lot of those are like sleeping aids. And it was like a lot of it was high doses too because yeah, she was having trouble sleeping so they prescribed her this. She was depressed so they prescribed her this like it was, yeah. But the point, my point, I try to stay very neutral in the conversation in my videos, especially with crime as fun as a new channel. I don't want to tell everyone we should kill all violent criminals. But like, I'll say it on this podcast, it's just executed. She's not contributing, like, she was fucked up, yeah, but she killed three kids, executed. I don't know. That's where I stand on that one. Maybe 18 years, 20 something years before anything. Yeah. What are we going to do? We're going to pay for her to be in a psychiatric hospital for the next fucking, what, 50 years before she dies. Also something that's like politically s--- to say, frankly, for a lot of this stuff, but I'll say it because I don't give a shit holding big pharma accountable for some of this stuff, where you're the over prescription, whether it comes from the VA to veterans that are struggling with mental health or issues like this, where they're just like, no, we're not going to get you a psychiatrist. We're not going to get you somebody who's going to stay with you and like talk through your issues. We're going to give you 18 different fucking pills that are going to your brain chemistry forever. At a certain point, there needs to be some higher level accountability because that is a major problem, whether it's psychoactive drugs, whether it's opioids, I mean, that's a huge issue. 90s to 2000. You had the opioid push for like everything. You could get pain killer pills for anything like military. I got out. I had lower back issues in shoulder and the first thing they were dead was, oh, here's a biker. Here's a 90 day supply for your post surgery where you need it. You really need it for like three days, but here's three months worth. Well, here is a shit ton of I could in strong ones here. I, the week of it, and I'm like, hey, this is like, I can not sleep. I am wide awake and I'm following all these pills, how it says and like, oh, shit. Oh, here's some ambient, huge prescription ambient, and it was like, aren't these both very addictive? I'm like, yeah, I just don't take on all that often. Yeah, just don't get addicted. Literally. I, and I don't. Did they just say your addiction was a skill issue? Basically, I was like, I'm not taking either of these things, especially when I know ambient, you can, you've heard of the horror stories with somebody taking ambient and then, oh, yeah, fucking. I've no friends that have had some fucking serious issues. Yeah, I've had just a, with my buddy's stores and I was on a pirate ship, like in my head, I was, I was in my buddy's BMW, we were driving to Texas in my window, my foot stuck in the window because it was hanging out the side. And I tried to pull it in and in my head, I'm looking my foot stuck in the planks on a pirate ship. I'm like, my foot stuck stores and he's like, what? I'm like, my foot. I can't get it out. It's in the plank. Boats rocking everything. He's like, bro, pull your foot, like he helps my foot and puts it in and I'm like, okay, I'm going to bed now and I finally fell asleep, but I was in my head, good to go. No, I was going to say on the civilian side of that, I remember some of the best times when I was a kid, we didn't go out and need much, we didn't have a lot of money. When my mom would come home and say, the drug reps were here today and she'd bring like steak home or like something from a restaurant, like Olive Garden or something like that. And we'd be so psyched that the drug reps were in town because they would take the nurses out to restaurants and buy them like beautiful steak dinners, like they would treat the doctors well just because they were trying to, they wanted them to push their specific drugs so they would like treat all the nurses very well. So the nurses would go in there and be like, oh, you should try this. That's fucked. It's bribing people to take chemicals that their body doesn't really need. And my mom didn't know that at the time of course. She was just like, oh yeah, pharmaceutical, they're helping. She's a nice lady. And it's all about making money. It's what, Viagra was a heart pill, there's a heart medication with the offset of it's making people's dick hearts. And then they would get the trial period to end, but they wouldn't send the leftovers back to the doctors. And they'd just keep them like, what the fuck, why did you keep the rest of them? It was a vasodilator. Yeah, he said, well, if I didn't make my wife, he's like, huh. Good God. What's your next crime is fun? I think I'm doing bad cops next, so bad cops, bad cops. Police officers who, you know, took their line of duty, they started being a cop just to do bad shit. Like there have been serial killers, there have been professional robbers. Well, that knew dude that just came out the other day or it just came out the guy that was using the flock cameras for all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of them look like Shane Gill, let's see. Wait. What? Was it in our group chat? Yeah. A cops are getting busted a lot. It was Florida, deputy of the era used flock to stock his ex held a gun in her mouth and posed doing a Nazi salute is the headline. And people immediately made him Shane Gill, but that's yeah, it was not a hard photo shot. That was a very easy photo shot. There's already been at least in national headlines, at least three or four cops who have been busted stalking like X's and X wives and stuff using flock cameras. No need to talk specifics or specific people or people or cases, but in your time, the police force, did you ever see people that were abusing police tools for reasons like that? I never saw it personally. Okay. One fucking time because it's one of those things you always have to wonder like how prevalent it is. I never saw it one time. We had a, I think it was 120 plus sworn officers at my department. I never saw one moment of an officer like actually using their tools for bad. There was a lot of female police officers who just fucking sucked and like put other people in danger, but I never saw someone purposefully being bad, like stealing or using any of the tools to like stalk an X or anything like that. That's a bit more rare thing, even my entire unit, we get the unit that replaced us or my unit came back, they did another train up went back to Iraq when they went back is when no, it was a unit that replaced us. That was the one that got hit with a war crime. They like, squad was going out and murdering Afghans and then trying to cover it up. My entire like, it rarely happens, but when it does happen, it's something like huge like that. I'm guessing police is the same thing. It's probably a few of them or do they have the ones these? Yeah, dude, I never saw that. I don't think the time I was a cop, it was approaching like three years when I quit. I never saw one person get in trouble for doing any bad shit. But then you have like these units, I did one crime is fun. I talked about one unit. It was in my people's soup episode. You can't just hit a guy, so a guy was on a, it was a traffic stop. The guy had some like minor war and stuff, whatever he ran and he went to a local supermarket and he was hiding from the cops and he climbed down in a pillar and he, like, he fucking, they couldn't find him and he ended up dying in the pillar. It's California in the middle of summer. So he just baked inside of it and like his body fluids started coming out in front of the supermarket down through the pillar. Like one of the large pillars he would see in front of like, if you're in the South like a Kroger or something, you know, they make them look all fancy. Oh, yeah. And so like his body fluids started coming out and they remember that case years after a woman sued her ex boyfriend who was one of the guys chasing that dude and she said he used to brag about, he knew that the guy was in the pillar and they just said, fuck in like left didn't try to pull them out and call the fire department or anything and so that guy's family plus the woman is suing the LAPD because she claims and this is all allegedly that he would brag about like he knew the guy was on the pillar when they were chasing him and they were just like an idiot. Oh god. And so it's it's it's it's what was the one they chasing him for? He was something stupid. Yeah, no it was it was a traffic stop and like he had some warrants for like it was something silly. I don't quote me on this. It was it was like something he would be in jail for two nights. It's one thing if he was a pile or some shit, but if it was like yeah you fucking you didn't pay a parking ticket. It's like there's there's there's levels of shit. It's fucked up. He knew he had warrants and he billed out and yeah. So like she's stating he used to come home and brag about like he knew the dude was just like cooking in that pillar. And it's an it's an ongoing civil suit right now. What a fuck up way to go. Yeah dude he sat there he he it took him I think six days to die. She's like dude was just down in this fucking concrete pillar. There's a syrup killer cop that just that golden state killer. Oh that's I think he's one of those in the the script that I'm writing right now. That one's crazy because it they he was where you retired police officer at the time. He was like in his seventies and then I forget how it happened. I think it was a family member had a marker hit and they're like whoa this is like father or someone related to you is connected to all these killings is like oh I think like his dad was a police officer and then that one that one. Was that was it a DNA? Because I know what you call Matt like he killed a lot of fucking people. And it was in seventies and eighties. Christ yeah committed at least thirteen murders nearly 50 over a hundred burglaries across California between seventy six and eighty six ten year period and then quit. He was known earlier as the East area in the original night stalker. Fuck me. How old is that? Yeah this is the yeah the DNA guy arrested in 2018 using investigative genealogy matching crime scene DNA to family members. That's fucking nuts. And that's what's crazy. It was that many years. Twenty eighteen is when he got caught finally. Oh yeah no he was old as shit. Wow. Wait what was that number? Yeah when he was when he sentenced seventy four years old. Yep. Good. He went I mean and he stopped in eighty six right. So eight from eighty six tell twenty eighteen. That's a bizarre psychological thing too. Like how do you just do like become like one of the most depraved pieces of shit for ten years and then just stop cold turkey. I don't know what's his name. He was probably I mean he's probably still doing it. He just didn't have the power to do it as well as he had been doing for the past like thirteen. He was a call for thirteen years. Some they would go through green river killer. He stopped when his he got married and had family and like his family never knew any of that shit and then come to find out he killed like seventy eight hookers and then he would dump them in the green river. Next to this college is green river state or the green river in Washington. So what do you think? Like John Wayne Gacy was the same the same way like Pogo the clown. Yep. Yeah. He was the he was dearer about him. Gacy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's could he he was a clown at children's birthday parties and that's how he picked his victim seeing the I think killing like thirty young boys or something like that. But his family was like we we had no idea. Whatever happened him was he was he sentenced or did he die? I think he ended up being lethally injected. Yeah. Like they they called him. I didn't do it. Oh these bodies. I don't know where they came but they found like thirty bodies in his floorboards. Yeah. He had buried under his house and shit and he's a very planted them there. I was going to say something funny was stupid is I stopped myself but I'll still put it out there. I was like all right one body's one thing. Thirty's another and I'm like no one body's still too much. Yeah. And then Dennis that one went cold and email is how like he wrote a letter and then they're like no you consider he looks like Eric Swallwell. He got copy because he sent an email they were like wait if I send to a CD or something it's fine you can't track me and they're like yeah no we you could send an email we would can't track any of that so he sent an email. You fucking kidding. Literally fucking idiot. Yeah. And then when they went picked him up and like hey the recording because they have the interview they know it's him they capture him they put him in and he's like I know you're here and then it goes into why he did everything. He's like yep I've been doing that family didn't know he was like a dean he did it great around the neighborhood he raised money like no one had a clue and you're looking at the BTK. Oh Bint Orger kill dude and he killed 10 plus people women and he would just sneak in like he would use that okay I know when they're not home if they're or if they're alone blah blah and then BTK as he was watching way too much true crime stuff like you're way too well-versed on the stuff either that or you're planning something. Yeah 41 is my age to start everything's going right let me fuck this up. Apparently you can just do 10 years at a time that's what I'm hearing. May 41's where you start. You wake up and you're just like oh my god I need something. I need something maybe an echelon or maybe like a lot of people in need nicotine pouch in the morning just to feel human. I'm the caffeine side of things. Now how many of those did you need each day to stop from crashing? Well if you are into the pouch game perhaps hold on there might be something helpful for you but you know you don't you don't put pouches in. Well these ones I don't mind because nitropics. 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I just I just did cannibalism episode on crime is fun. The Japanese dude bro did you cover that? Yeah I covered him at the end of it but there was there was one guy specifically he had been eating killing people for years and years and years and he went to he acted like he was hiring someone for a job and he went to their house and he met like a little girl there a little I think it was like five or six year old girl and then he you know killed and ate her and then he waited six years after she was dead the family didn't know she had disappeared and he sent a letter to the mom describing in detail how he did everything to this poor little girl and the letters out there I didn't put it in there because it's fucking brutal it's awful what a horrible and so they obviously act as one thing but in sending that for no reason no reason he waited he waited like six or seven years to send the letter could go now I fuck up yeah and then and then that's how they called him though they they were able to trace the stationary back to a boarding house that he had lived at at one point and just waited for him to come around and arrested him so they trace him like to the boarding house he stayed in like years and years ago and then they looked at all his addresses leading up to that point and ended up getting him because he sent a letter describing yeah he said dude a lot of them that one they went they found each other on those forums like a hey I want you to eat me I was just gonna bring that one up to that video to the legal one fish or quote unquote legal yeah fish though the fucked up part is like central anyway I don't think there was any real justice done because when he was dying he was like this is the greatest pleasure I haven't experienced yet like he was happy to go to the electric chairs wow just at a certain point it's like yeah just whether they enjoy it or not just like you just got to get this people out of the fucking out of this ethereal plane they they found several dozen needles in his in his testicles like when they eventually killed him good god try missionary those killers dude the guy that's again the guy that wrote in he's like you can eat me okay I meant they both but they he they got a hymn for murder someone might call it kind of consensual yeah just kind of just a little bit that it's a weird case though because like I wasn't that the problem like in the law because it was completely like because it was signed off on by both parties they were like we actually don't have a fucking stipulation for this but yeah and they just they hammered him anyway they're like no you're going to jail but he was like what he agreed to this now that's where to kill him both yeah like lead like yeah one was already done because that's the worst time shown the Japanese guy that that one's crazy That would tell that he was a quasi-sileverty there for a minute. What? That's one of the most fucked-up in my opinion. So he had a lot of help from his family. He came from a wealthy family and his dad was able to get an attorney. He was in, he was Sweden. Oh, I did hear about this. He was in Sweden at the time and he got obsessed with a young girl. Was it France? France or Paris? It was a Swedish girl in France, right? Yes, yes, there it is. Yes, Swedish girl in France, he got obsessed with her, invited her over to his house, killed her, ate her over the course of several days. Then he was, he was like such a little bitch. He was trying to drag her body in suitcases to a lake in a public park in France and got caught because he was just dragging like blood trails. Yeah, blood trail. And she had been dead for like days, so it was stinking and there was just blood trails and he got caught. And I can't remember the exact why he was able to be deported back to, he got deported back to Japan. Well, that was the fucked up part because it was, we need to try him here and they got him deported to try him in Japan and Japan didn't have any laws or something that pertained to his case. It was something, it was some weird, it was, it was something, some weird technicality, but it ended up being like his family comes from a wealthy background and so they hired like a bunch of people to circumvent the system. And so Japan, when they got him back there, they just let him go. Wasn't it, it was, oh fuck, that's insane. There's one that's kind of like that. It was like the scorpion killer or whatever, it was the guy who, they did a Netflix thing or something where he was, they were like this coastal town and he was drugging and killing these like young women and then just when, whenever they were done doing what they were doing was like him and his girlfriend or wife or whatever, they would just drug the shit out of them and then release them out into the ocean and basically let them drown. So like their body would show up days later, drowned and full of drugs and they just, oh well, it's a tourist that went for a drug and do swim in the, in the ocean and they didn't die. And the way that they played it, he got expedited or it seemed extra-dited to a country specifically. Like he played it so that the extradition would go here, this country and then by the time you made it back to the final country, it was past the statute of limitations. So we'd only get like 10 years or some shit. Yeah, shit. It was something along those lines. I'm butchering the story horribly but it was, those are the cliff notes. It didn't roughly. Oh, okay. That's, okay. That's what happened with the Japanese guy. They put him in a mental institution in France and so when they brought him back to Japan, he wasn't actually charged with a crime because they deemed him mentally ill and the Japanese didn't have a law for that at the time so they let him out and he became a celebrity in Japan. It's still live? No, he died like, I think it's like 2012, 2009, something like that. But he was a celebrity. He would go on TV shows talking about it. He was an actual celebrity there. The fuck is wrong with that joke, or whatever. Your family's really fun though and I was there, but in Japan, the 7-Elevens were great. Fantastic. Oh, amazing. Very safe. Well, now I don't really want to trust the food. That's in France. You're good. I'm going to quit leaving Iowa. We're just scaring Nick. Nick's just going to build up. I'm not leaving America. I might up it just staying in Iowa. I've been like, sorry guys, you got me on the true crime thing, you know, that's my fucking purview. Well, I've been watching Mine Hunters again on Netflix. That's a good fucking show dude, I still never seen it. I hate, they haven't done season 3 and he's down for it. He just has to have time. Yeah, it's really good, man. It's about, so the FBI, like, no one knew about serial killers and so like, these a couple of dudes were like, hey, there's actually people I hear met, like killing people, like methodically killing people. Who's the first one? It was like, Ed Geen was the one that they interviewed. Was it the one? Yeah, I think it was. Was it Amy or Kimper? Kimper is the big, he's like a hyper intelligent serial killer at that turn to himself. Was that the one with like his mom? Yeah, he would, he would hang out at police bars and the wife or mom's friend, mom and mom's friend. I think somewhere there's an alternate reality where the government did something intelligent when they found out about serial killers and they were like, hear me out, let's not tell anybody and we'll have a secret task force like the men in black that just go and handle these people because I feel like shining a light on it just made more of them. Well, that's. Well, 900 that actually talked about it. There was a, at any given time, there was what, 12 or 19 in the United States active, something like that. Yeah. And it hasn't changed. And they'd watch either. Well, they didn't think that too until Kimper was like, yeah, there's so many people out there like me. There's at least this many people doing this shit. And then at that time, you had BTK and you had a lot of those guys. In California and we talked about the lead being one of the problems that's coincides with all of this, but I don't buy that. I hate that argument. I mean, I get it. It's like small contributing factor, but like I just, I hate that entire outlook on it. Well, it's environmental circumstance. No, that motherfucker was going to be weird whether there was lead in the gas or not. Oh, a hundred million other people that didn't become serial killers because of the lead in the gas. Is he going to be eating homo's weird though? I'm just saying I hate it when people point out like we think this contributed 0.0297% to this condition. So we're actually going to pin it on that. I hate that. I don't know. I'm with you. I think we should execute all ultra violent criminals like in the world would be a fucking really cool place. We did. Well, I guess it's weird. Like there was just a sudden spike and like I don't, again, I'm not informed enough on that particular thing to be able to say intelligently, but like there's, there's that spike because it seems like it's fallen off. Yeah, it did. Once you got unleaded it's crime and then intelligence creep back up because we had lower IQ as a whole. Yeah. Well, because you have the causation correlation. The fat guy, you know, well, I feel like there's only so many ways to creatively murder a bunch of hookers. So they're just like, we caught another one, but you know, I don't know, I say him as the last one. So nobody's going to care. That has gotten exponentially more popular like all these women that go jogging alone in parks at night for whatever reason feel comfortable listening to, you know, homicide podcast of how women are brutally murdered like that always cracks me up. Yeah. It's like they're just like law a law going on my jog. No, I don't need a gun. No, I'll be just fine alone at night while they're listening to stories of women being murdered. Yeah. This is how you get to the, would you rather run into a man in the woods or a bear in the woods thing glad that internet fat finally died. So I'm I'm writing my first book and the first chapter is about why women are obsessed with like with with serial killer, curious to hear your take on it. Leading experts say that it comes down to it's better to protect themselves. So naturally they listen to this so they know how to protect themselves. But like you said, they jog in the dark at night time and don't listen to the shit that they're listening to. And that, of course, like just, you know, generalization wise, it's like it's not all women. There are some that take it seriously. They don't take risks. They carry a gun or whatever they do, the appropriate things. But you know, there's half of the chicks in a crossfit gym that just go jogging in parks at fucking, you know, five o'clock in the morning. Like they don't, they don't take those necessary steps like what are the layers of risk to what I'm doing? Yeah. That applies to ridiculous. Well, but I took a swim, but I took a women self defense class at the Y. Yeah, I hate, I hate to say this, but I think one like in this, this ties into the Lindsey Clancy. Like, I don't want to say dumb Brock thing that's happening right now, but that's a dumb Brock thing. Humanism is making a comeback to where women are, think that they're, they are strong, women are strong. They're very amazing, beautiful creatures. But they're letting their guard down a lot these days, thinking nothing bad is going to happen to them. They're not relying on men as much as they did, let's say the past like, you know, 50 years. All of my history. Yeah. Hunter, Catherine. Yes, literally. Like the, I don't mean no man thing is, is making a swing again till a saber tooth comes to the cave. Yeah. And it's like, we're genetically again programmed to where the dude is the strong person that kills all the other dudes that are trying to hurt you. And yeah, I don't know, it's everything according to their, their kind, you know. It's like that it doesn't make you inferior that you know what you're better at and what you're, what you're worse at. Yeah. Like there's just every, the men and women are supposed to compliment each other. It's exactly. We have different roles. Yeah, sexist. Oh, yeah. No, I'm very informed. You have it, it is wild, but that is an actual problem. If you say that, it is you are a sexist piece of shit. Just because, hey, men are, they have a natural master reaction time. They've been, there's been an Olympic study for this. You have the top athletes in both sides, men and women, and males have a faster reaction time, just naturally. I think feminists should sponsor an open sex class of UFC. Bro, the, the, the feminine urge to respond to a statistical fact with an anecdotal example. I know a woman that's stronger than my husband, cool, that's one, that's one. I'm making a generalized statement based on statistical facts. It's not the same thing. Well, I'm good with generalizations. Thank you. Yeah. Right. You, you know what, you can even bring it back to policing, too. It's like women make the best investigators ever, dude. Really? They are so good at talking to people. they are so good at getting information out of people, especially children, like they-- - Look at the one who interviewed Alec Baldwin. They are so good at doing that. - Do you remember that? - The interview that the surveillance video and I don't know, I don't know. - I think it was two women that interviewed Alec Baldwin after he shot his cinematographer. It's like an hour long thing. - No shit. - And they honestly, the fact that they didn't get a conviction on that case drives me crazy. Because they had shit that, he didn't know that, yeah, no shit, right? He didn't know that she had died. So he's being very casual, like, oh my God, this is so horrible. Oh my God, this is whatever. But anyway, this is how cool I am as an actor. And this was a gun that we were using blank ammunition. I thought it was blank ammunition. Anyway, goes on like a five-minute diatribe about I'm an experienced actor. Here's how I know the difference between live ammo and blank ammo. And these are the different types of. Dodd ammo, blank ammo. And here's how you can tell the difference between them. He says that to a police officer while being interrogated. - So showing, it's like-- - And you said it was a female investigator? - Yep. - Dude, they are so good at pulling information out of fucking anyone, incredible. But when it comes down to fighting a 300-pound man, dude's gonna be the best of that all day long. I'm going to have trouble fighting a 300-pound guy. It doesn't mean if they're trained, not trained, it's just they're going too big and strong. And a female doesn't have testosterone coursing through their veins, so they're gonna have a bigger problem fighting any dude. I think it was a high school level athletic male will beat any female Olympic level athlete on time on anything. - Well, there's a God, who's the super rich dude? There's some super rich dude that keeps offering the WNBA like $10 million if they'll let him run a WNBA team against a state champion high school boys team and they keep refusing to do it. - You've seen the two dudes that are running for the WNBA right now. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The one dude, I think it's an Eastern European guy. He wears wigs to it. There's a black dude and a white guy right now. Have you seen that? - I'm not being that one. - So, because the WNBA, the WNBA expressed, they wanna let transgender people in. And so, there's these two NBA guys who are like, "Okay, well, what's keeping me from doing this?" And they're like, "They're going to the games now," and they're like, "I want to be a part of this." - I think I can tell the story. My buddy's responsible for that. He does a lot of media placement and media hits for different political sh*t. And he was talking to some people at Fox News and he called that guy. One of those guys, and he's just like, "Hey, do you wanna come out as transgender?" And he goes, "Yeah, sure." He said 20 minutes later, he had him on Fox News. And he's told that story. He's like, "It was literally that quick." And now he's going to games and sh*t, and he's gonna try to smuggle wigs and all sorts of, like, at least that's last time I talk to him. - Yeah, they're saying we're gonna be up for the draft. What's keeping us from doing this? - I'm a woman. - And that's the best weapon we have against insanity is just ridicule. Just pointing out how f*cking dumb this sh*t is. It's like, "Oh, really? "Those are the rules now." Okay, in that case, I mean, it's kind of like breaking a video game in that way. It's like, really, this is the way we want to play this. All right, well, we're going to game shark guy now. - You're talking about earlier. - Game genie. - Be a man. (laughing) - Oh, mind-hunter though, watch mind-hunter. - Really? - David Fincher. - It's f*cking good, dude. - David Fincher, okay, yeah, I've heard good stuff. I've heard really good stuff about this show. I just, I don't give a sh*t time. - Make up, you watch it? - No. - Game-hunter's f*cking good. Like, that is just a good ass theory. - It's good TV. - Two seasons, unfortunately. They're building a BTK, and then it just stopped us. - Yeah, they were starting to get into a BTK. - 'Cause the Ed Kemper, that actor, didn't such a f*cking good job. - Have you seen the side-by-side of the serial killers they bring in? They casted, like, even, I don't know who produced this. Whoever casted those people was f*cking chef's kiss, spot-on cinema. Charlie, Manson? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Like that, how they're breaking him down. I'm like, oh, he's not a serial killer. He's this type of killer. 'Cause this is when they're actually breaking down the difference between serial killers, spree killers, pattern killers. I forget the different ones they have in there. - Oh, yeah, 'cause it's not called serial killers at first. Like, pattern killers or something like the- - God, such a good f*cking series. - I think pattern is, they're my kids. - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I don't know. - Just got a kill streak. (laughs) - She can call it UAV. - Good Lord. - Oh, that was the line. Killedacular over here. - The crazy part is you can joke about it, which is wrong. I'm not, you know, it's saying it isn't. But, like, the same people that are defending her, saying she's innocent are the people that will get mad at us for making a joke about it. - Oh yeah, that's why. That's the wild part. - Like, oh, I'm sorry, you can actually do it, but if I make a joke about it, I'm the bad guy. Okay, all right. - It's accountability. - There were women holding their babies outside the courthouse, like- - Lindsay, where would you? - I don't know. - Are you gonna throw it in front of the f*cking car? - I don't know if it's true or not, but I've seen like several, like viral posts about, like, boyfriends breaking up with their fiances and stuff because they were supporting Lindsay Clancy. - Oh, that's what I was saying. It's the ultimate litmus test right now. Be careful about saying stuff like that, 'cause last time we mentioned that, you know, talking about mid-summer, they clipped the podcast saying that, because we said that social security was not gonna be here for our generation, making jokes about like the government, you know, bashing old people against the rocks and stuff like that, they're like, congressional candidate thinks old people should be bashed against rocks and hit with mallets. I'm like, no, you f*cking, good God. We were talking about like the unsustainability of social security and why like, if we keep spending money the way we are, none of us will ever see it. You're like, this is what he actually thinks. He wants to kill old people. - Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, they're gonna take this out of context that I'm saying specifically that women are not as good as men. When I'm saying there are specific roles, especially that men are better at and women are better at. - That's one thing that we've created. - We've pointed out every f*cking time. Every f*cking time we say it, like, watch this get taken out of context by some f*cking idiot and media. Every f*cking, you can't help yourselves. It's so, it's also tiresome. - It's a good time. It's because you're running for Congress. - But you get to see just how f*cking desperate the media types are and you, well, not just desperate. You get to see the fact that they do not give a f*ck about the truth. - No, I think, like, they don't care about what's true. They care about what they can make people think is true. And that's what's wrong with f*cking media. - I think with you being like a YouTuber and having the audience beforehand, it is opening a lot of eyes to how bad it is. 'Cause they're getting called out to, like, what the f*ck is an even this article of, like, Brandt is a Nazi or whatever it is, like, they're clipping it and then you see the responses on Facebook and they're like, holy sh*t, this is so far off the mark. How are they even trying to push this agenda and people are falling for it's like your boomers are-- - Yeah. - Reddit. - They're like, oh, he is a terrible human being because he's an ex-linency. Oh my god, he's a Nazi. - Like, like, the famous, the f*ck that goes around Twitter all the time, there's a screenshot of me saying, like, journalists only care about money. Like, literally, every single journalist only cares about money. Like, I was at that point when I left policing, I wrote about 500 articles for "Bully Life's Matter" and the best headlines get the most clicks and I still use that on YouTube. It gets the most money and that's all they want. They don't care about context. Did I not just go on this diet drive yesterday? That exact same thing about what's wrong with media is that it's all, the sh*t that these same f*cking journalists will say, like, oh, well, you're just in it for clicks and for YouTube and this, this, this. You're in the same f*cking business. If you put out the most inflammatory dog sh*t headline you can because if people don't click on your article, you don't get paid and you don't get to keep that nice building and your nice air conditioning and all the bullshit that you guys do within. And we said, I gave the, it's our fault too as viewers 'cause if we see two articles that's like, man saves baby or man kills a hundred children and you only can click one. A lot of people will gravitate towards that. - I mean, what the f*cking, we just spend the last half hour talking about. - Oh, yep, perfect. Yeah, we went from a video game to that to this. Get Nick on Communism. - Yeah. - What do you wanna, any social security go, Nick? - It's on the rise, it's coming. And it is definitely on the rise. It's a f*cking insanity watch that whole thing. - Nothing more infuriating to me than people that are like, you know, I feel like Bianna Nazi and Bianna Communist should be equally as apporant to society. But no, we don't look at it that way. - There's been bracing it. - I hate it. - I say this a lot on the trail, but like, there used to be a time in my lifetime. Not like, I'm not like, oh, the olden days in the 50s with McCarthy, whatever. In my lifetime, like the last five, 10 years, you would like accuse somebody of being a socialist or, you know, a communist. And they'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, I promise I'm not. Now they're like, yeah, I am, what about it? - Literally, what's a nuclear bomb? God dang it, atom bomb. Oppenheimer, he had a whole bunch of issues even getting clearance because of Communism. - Yeah, understandably, 'cause they were worried he was gonna leak it to the Russians. Spoiler alert. - Yeah, they did. - What was that, what was the family that did it? The Communist sympathizer with the club? The Rosenbergs and Klaus Foukes were the ones that leaked it to the Soviets. No shit. Yep. It was American communist sympathetic scientists that gave the technology to the Soviets. And now it was the reasoning. I didn't read into that too much. Communists? I guess fair enough. What's that? Everyone should have nukes. Yeah. They're just so fucking retarded. It's just I completely, I know why it's on the rise. That's because the fucking, you've never had a greater disparity of income. Like Gen Z and a large portion of millennials are basically frozen out of the fucking economy. They can't ever afford a house. So they're pissed rightfully so completely fucking get it. And they're like, well, what do I do? I'm trying to do everything society tells me to do and it isn't fucking working. So my options are do nothing in bitch about it or they're only giving me one other option at K through 12 in college and it's communism. What are they going to pick? It's not like they teach them real fucking history about how communism fails every fucking time. Here's you're not allowed to. So then they're like, oh, maybe that will work. It can't be worse than this. Spoiler alert. Fucking can. And real we still live. The problem is it's not the actions of capitalism necessarily. It's the actions of the federal government, which is not capitalist. Our government is an entity that operates outside of capitalism and what happens is you're using the United States dollar, which is constantly being devalued because our government can't stop spending fucking money. And so every year, if you do everything right, save $1,000 next year, it's worth 900 under the mattress. You're stealing. It's not enough in tax money that you're stealing people's money. Now you're stealing the value of their money. And I get why people are pissed. They're just choosing the wrong enemy. Well, it's also that, but it's like does anybody think the government's doing a good job at spending tax money? No. So why are you advocating to give them all of the money? That's what I don't get. I will never understand that it's, hey, do we give the money to the individuals? Do we take the money from the individuals that have built a lot, a ton of money, billions of dollars and then hire and employ millions of people? Take that and then give that to the government, which is in debt and then in more debt and then can lose half a trillion a year or like 900 billion a year that is unaccounting for and then trust them with that tax money. Yeah. Socialized medicine is going to be great. Just ask anybody who's gone to a VA. I love it. They gave me so many pills. They were back around. I mean, the national, that's what 10xed in my lifetime. JD Vance, like a week ago, came out and said that he's not convinced that America having the global reserve currency is their currency is good for America anymore, which I heard. I saw that headline and I'll be honest with you. I didn't look into it enough. I'm very curious to see what he's, what he's getting at with that. Well, he's basically saying that America's biggest export, so to speak, is our money. And in doing so, it basically over since World War II decades has made, or almost a century at this point coming up on it, has made it so as our biggest global export is our money because everybody needs our money to their economy's function, it basically prices American manufacturing out. And that's why all our manufacturing has gone overseas. So he's like, I think if I understood him correctly, he's basically saying if we give up global reserve currency, that's what's going to allow us to bring manufacturing and jobs actually back to America, which I'm not saying I agree with or not, but I think that's what he was insinuating. I would have to look much deeper into that because that sounds like you're playing with fire. I'm not saying he's wrong. You're not saying he's right, but I'm like, I would really have to see a lot more data on that. I think it's going to happen soon anyways. I didn't no matter what. I don't know. People still forget just how big of a player in the global economy the United States is, just with our GDP, like we beat what like five, like our continent South America, Australia, Africa, like one state, like California beats a lot of countries. I'm just saying, like we, like our country's solo beats like five continents across the world. Texas alone beats Mexico and all of Central America combined. Right. But that's also the point that he's getting at is you can say like, oh, the GDP at California, it's like the 19th biggest in the world or some shit, but like what are 7th, whatever, like what are they producing though? Most of that GDP is tied up in fucking meta tech and whatever and it's like, okay, well, how does that make money? Oh, well, through ad revenue by promoting ads to sell people injection molded plastic from China. Yeah. Okay. Is that actually beneficial to America to have the largest economy at getting people to consume products from other countries? I'm not convinced that that's necessarily a good thing or a bragging point would be my argument. Yeah. So why it's nice to bring it back like we just had Secretary of Labor down here opening up a or to celebrate the opening of a new Toyota plant, like just bringing manufacturing back because I mean, as a big world war two guy, that's one of the reasons why we did such a big jump is because there was so much of the world that relied on American manufacturing, American jobs, like American labor. Like we just had the capability to do stuff. Well, this like the one of the most telling stats is power generation power consumption. And like America's power generation power consumption is been pretty fucking flatlined like since World War Two. Yep. Because we we rejected nuclear, which is so fucking irritating. Well, no, not even that because it's based off a need. I had. I had a question about that. Go ahead. It was we used to we use way more energy with condescent bulbs. Everything was a lot our everything is super efficient compared to what it was, but our electric bill has not lowered fucking period. If you look at how much energy was used in the 90s to now, I would say it's it's higher efficiency, but it's also higher consumption, but I'm looking at one in condescent bulbs and refrigerators versus data centers. Yeah. I mean, we're like your your typical house. Yeah. No, I'm talking about like national scale of how much power we're generating. So like, it's remained flatlined because like we're yeah, people are using more power in general. Like yeah, houses are more efficient now and incandescent, but you know, LEDs use less light. But also back when we were using incandescent bulbs, the average person wasn't plugging in a cell phone, their earbuds, their fucking dishwasher didn't need Bluetooth. Yeah, yeah. Because the average person is using more electricity. It's also the price isn't based on household consumption. It's about how much power is available for sale and how much is being used. That's what I was wondering how that works. But the point I'm making is like America's power generation has like been flatlined for a long time and China's has tripled in that same time period. And it's because China's monopolizing all the manufacturing. So like power generation is huge for manufacturing capability. So it's like China probably almost certainly cannot manufacture a lot of shit than we can right now. Yes. They have a lot less regulation, too. That's also true. Yeah. They don't have that red tape. That video of like the Chinese guys like literally standing inside the press. Yeah. He's like this as the press comes down. Yeah. This is why we're never like we're never out manufacturing China. They don't go. That guy dies. Also, I just want to point out this podcast started by asking what happens if you circumcise Wolverine. We got to come flex geopolitical issues in record time. 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